Antony Calvert is the Tory PPC fighting to win in Morley and Outwood. He is aiming to give Labour a “Balls moment” to match the 1997 “Portillo Moment”. Ed Balls has a notional majority of 9,000, Portillo had a 15,000 majority, the symbolism would be perfect.
In his advert Antony Calvert says that if you want to castrate Labour, get Balls out. The best attack ad of the campaign so far, Guido’s contribution is going to be greater than a tenner…
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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
needs a heft swing does it not?
You called?
Well, the Tories do need to get a grip on the media, because that is what is going to cost them the election.
I have noticed the difference between, ie: this am E Davies interviewing George Osborne, just another annoying rant of an interview on his part. Mandelscum invariably rules the roost on any interview, he takes over, dominates, bullies, finger points, interrupts – and nobody stops him, or tells him to shut up!
As many Guido readers contest, the BBC is exceptionally bias toward Liebour and there is little chance of that changing.
As for Balls I thought Mrs Cooper had a bigger pair than her slimy low life smear campaigning husband. Although he helped McSlug get rid of the Uk’s gringots/gold. All the Liebour elves at the Treasury had a hand in it. Come April all the treachery will be revealed. Let’s start building a gallow for them.
It’s all the BBC’s fault!!!
our Campaign was flawless
now where are my Pies..
Prescott’s eaten them all.
WatO working very hard on behalf of ZaNuLabia, today
I just popped in 20 quid (is there a slang term for a 20 – do advise).
I do so hate labour (and taxes, and the nanny state, and the 62 000 new NHS workers, and Brown the liar)
Just how difficult is it for every oppposition pol when being interviewed with Mandelslime to say something along the lines, ” I don’t think we need to pay much attention to anything said by someone who’s had to resign TWICE from the Labour cabinet in disgrace/ had to resign from the government after fraudulently completing his mortgage application” .
Wayne: “I just popped in 20 quid (is there a slang term for a 20 – do advise).”
The term is “a score”, dear boy.
Nonsense, Ed Balls will make a magnificent chancellor after the election. We expect him to increase his majority to 80,000! Labour will win 700 seats and Gordon’s benevolent rule will continue for ever.
The Tory party will then be banned and all dissent will be crushed. Anyone who complains about taxes or selfishly wishes to put savings aside will be sent to re-education camps where they will learn the error of their ways.
Willi
Is it not a MONKEY?
PS
”Our pilots, navigators and indeed all the support personnel at RAF Leuchars work very hard to deliver the UK Quick Reaction Alert Force 24 hours a day, which can be scrambled in minutes, to defend the UK from unidentified aircraft entering our airspace, or aircraft in distress.
”It’s a very important job, defending the UK and helping to keep UK citizens safe.”
THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THAT WILL BE CUT UNDER LABOUR
The lads budgets will be cut and they will have to fly on Ryanair when patrolling the skies. THIS IS 100% confirmed
Media schmedia.
Gruppenfuhrer Balls & Baroness Vadera were the driving force with Brown to sell Britains gold at rock bottom prices.
Balls constituents should be reminded of that fact at every opportunity – & the fact he has refurbed his office at a cost to the taxpayers of £3 million of the Queens English Pounds – which is now worth about £30 in real terms.
A monkey is £500
i COULDN’T VOTE FOR A MR BALLS. HE TALKS A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS!
because you ceertainly seem to be implying you have something on the bollock named one
Sorry Mr Fawkes, – you’ve missed the boat there – castration and Mr Balls cannot appear together.
He’s already been done.
I think it’s the effect of being in the presence of real men like Gorgon, Fumbleboy, campy and the otehrs.
It’s a well-known phenonmenumumnum. Dominant males always suppress the testostotossterone in the weeds.
still no crosshairs, most odd
you fool!!!!!
uaf uaf
You used to be funny. Now you are just howling at the moon.
The dog seems to be a member of Unite Against Facism! UAF
The U.A.F. are never funny.
Rotten to the core and packed full of fabians – the nastiest fascists of them all.
‘The U.A.F. are never funny’ – Neither is the dog.
I am wonderful also superb and handsome.
I once had a vision now all I can see are British publics arse cheeks..
You are also deluded.
Down boy…stay..stay. Now attack that lovely Mr Balls. God boy …good boy.
Dog handler, come up with your own lines you dimwit.
Dog Trainer go and stick your dick in a pit bulls mouth and see if it puts a smile on your face you supercilious tunt.
You will have to take yours out first.
Me too !
Sit!
Sit, shit,heel. Walkies.
Set those Balls on fire. Good campaign vid!
Well done chaps, if you need any help just give me a bell.
…end?
get the lying little marxcist fecker
you referring to his organ?
no, I’m referring to him in a total sense. If a man portrays what is wrong with politics today, it is him, the scheming little marxcist bar-stewart
Agree, I hate balls.
No2 after Brown
swing required would be almost 11%
Conservatives would have to get roughly 42% at the election
the seat isn’t even in the top 200 Conservative targets
he’s still a fucking weasel of course but he’s likely to get his comeuppance in the Leadrship contest when he realises that being Browns chosen one is as big a handicap as being Blairs is to Miliband
in other words he has no fucking chance
I’ll laugh when he loses that
You b8stards !!
I’m lined up to be moving into number 11 Drowning Street in May !
Don’t worry. If, by some miracle we are re-elected, I would just ennoble you like I did with Mandevilson.
The poll of marginals being touted today has Labour on 41% and the Tories on 37%. Unbelieveable. If this country gets five more years of NuLabour then it deserves everything it gets – it truly beggars belief. Thanks Brown/Blair for ruining the UK. The working people who pay for this are going to leave this country in droves and who can blame them.
The polls are used to get the masses to accept the forthcoming rigged ‘banana republic’ election result, massive contribution from postal votes, but there are other means. Labour win, no revolution
And the government has so arranged things that most members of the armed forces overseas arent even registered to vote. What a F****ng disgrace!! Quite happy to let them fight and die for us but not good enough to have a vote. This bunch of Hoons have the mentality of 18th century slave owners!!
Mass postal voting will see them through.
Thought the “attack the marginals” tactic was Ashcrofts? Has someone pissed him off enough for him to take his money and expertise away.
Now who would that tactical genius be?
Agreed Hitler.How ironic that many of the soldiers fighting muslims abroad will be unable to vote while this government has dispensed with any semblence of an immigration policy and flooded the country with immigrants in a bid to secure muslim votes.
I’m leaving around Xmas this year if Labour get in. I help run a small business with my partner. We have done OK but have been unable to grow the operation due to high NI costs and the encomoic uncertainty. Am now facing several years more rising tax on my efforts under Brown in an every more difficult business environment.
Just about any other European nation looks economically competitive to the UK. Even France. I’ll be going there for a better life amongst decent people rather than the greedy, stupid, lying f*ckwits this sh*thole of a country is full of.
Who the f*ck with any ounce of integrity, morality or decency could vote for the corrupt bunch of lying, war-mongering, authoritarian thieves running the country? Surely the value of your grubby little terraced house in some Northern sh*thole can’t be that important!!!? It beggars belief. Sh*tish Isles indeed.
Willing to let prisoners vote, surprised they didn’t let Devine, Morley et al go down in flames – have more campaigners in the prisons
True – but Sion Simon must be pretty much up there too. A scheming arrogant little pile of sh*t.
Anyone standing against him in the election, should just print off thousands of copies of that pic of him dressed as a nazi and make sure that as many people as possible, see him for what he really is.
Candidates could even club together to save on printing costs.
Yes! Castrate Labour is the slogan, paste it all over the land.
http://www.castratelabour-ohyes.co.uk
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Been censored??
You can’t even spell marxist for goodness sake.
Perhaps he received his ‘edyukashun’ at one of Labour’s outstanding Academies of Excellence?
Neither can you, it is a philosophy named after Karl Marx, so should be spelt with a capital M.
I think you’re mixing up spelling with grammar. Go to the bottom of the class.
I think you’re mixing up grammar with orthography.
Please try harder.
I think you’re confusing orthography with someone who couldn’t be arsed to capitalise even though they realised it was naughty.
perhaps the x and c are next to each other on the keyboard, and it was typed by accident. I am well educated thank you very much, but my typing is rubbish. Will try harder next time!
I like Calvert. He has the right idea.
Portillo’s happier now he’s on the sofa with Abbott.
shudder
So what?
Go shag your boy-wife ballsy-boy
so what, so what! listen here you april fool…..debt to double to 1.4 trillion……(I don’t even know how many noughts are in that figure). The cuts that are coming are LABOURS cuts, because you’ve spent all our money and can only borrow. Problem is, nobody wants to lend anymore. You’ve screwed everything up! Even your best mate has stolen my pension. And then you all lie about halfing the deficit when debt is going to double. Trouble is Ed, you are talking BALLS and you will be found out.
Balls will have plenty of well paid ‘lobbying jobs’ already lined up, just in case. Then he’ll just sit in the wings and wait.
Yes, and the more they screw things up the bigger their % in the polls rises. The real scandal is how stupid 30 – 35% of the voting public really is.
The 30 – 35% have been BOUGHT. It really is that simple.
I dont believe it is that simple. labour still play on class, tribal and regional loyalties and these cut across peoples implied beliefs. For instance I know plenty of people who want an end to mass immigration and for Britain to leave the EU, yet they are still going to vote Labour due to their view of where they fit in the grand scheme of things. Likewise I know plenty of people in the public sector who atre going to vote for all sorts of parties other than Labour. The only way to transcend these divisions is for a major party( i.e the conservatives) to break ranks and campaign unambiguously on a ticket of restricting immigration and coming out the EU. After 5-10 years the message would get across. Unfortunately much toolate to do anything about it before the next GE!!
The Conservatives should talk about Labour’s debt increases not just in terms of billions but in terms of pennies on income tax equivalent.
The big question is, who is putting their balls between the thighs of Mrs. Balls as it sure isn’t Ed Balls.
still PO faced then
Drop Balls
Kick balls
No Balls!!
Interesting to see how much is donated and how quickly – lots, fast, I am guesssing
Don’t give these tarts any more of your hard earned, for goodness sake. They’ll get more than enough of you if they get in, which is looking increasingly unlikely.
Please don’t encourage these mongs.
PS I hate Labour as well.
I and I think most reasonable sane people absolutely loathe this horrible viscious little fuckwit and his tatty little wife. He just about summarises the legacy problem with the labour party AND he is a Brown acolyte.
Good luck to this chap. lets hope he delivers a nd fucking great clunking hobnailed boot to eds bollocks
Did you see that scrawny little dog (Cooper) during the budget? She could at least wash her bloody hair. Total filth.
Brown uses her as the clean-up rag after Balls has sucked him off
She was tucked in behind the ruin. She looked as if she was about to go to sleep. The boy-girl elfin wife of Balls.
I reckon Von Braun’s elbow was rubbing her Eartha’s.
A campaign with a bit of imagination – we need more of these.
Timing is very tricky still. The election date has not been announced, and Brown won’t care about having the councils done in May and a June general election if he thinks it would help him, since only the committed vote in council elections. Might help to preserve a few labour council seats?.
Brown doesn’t give a fuck about preserving Labour council seats. He had a lead in the polls in October 2007 and he bottled it so there is no way he will call an election at any point other than the last possible day which is apparently 3rd June although I don’t know if that is simply because 3rd June is the last possible Thursday which is traditionally polling day. Because if the last possible date is 4th June then we’ll have the election on 4th June – Friday.
Because there may yet be a lever left unpulled. A photo opportunity not taken. An opportunity to fuck up undiscovered. Because this whole 13 years has been all about Brown. when it wasn’t all about Blair.
These vile fuckers, as ably demonstrated by the systematic fraud perpetrated in practically all their expense accounts are simply on the make. Being in government is just a vehicle for getting cash and ideally remaining in government so they can plunder even more cash. Any policies they churn out are not thought through on the basis of economic good sense or any measure of good sense beyond can we use enough borrowed money to buy ourselves another go at fucking things up.
That would be forward money as opposed to backward
jgm2, if Brown does nothing then Parliament will simply expire automatically on 11th (I think) of May, (5 years and a day since it was convened).
The election will then happen by default on Friday June 4th after the statutary 17 days’ campaign – Broon doesn’t have to see HMQ at all, why would that not be surprising..?
If the last day is June 4th as opposed to June 3rd then the election will be on June 4th. Brown won’t want to miss a day of playing at being King.
Your not often wrong in your comments on here jgm2..I hope you are with this one.
It has to be on June the third because I am going on holiday for two weeks from 05.06.2010. if he delays it till the Friday I WONT BE INCLINED TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT TO WATCH THE RESULTS AS i WILL HAVE AN EARLY START THE NEXT DAY!! So the choice is simple June 3rd or I will invade Poland!!
Further, if the minimum amount of time for campaigning is 17 days and the maximum is (say) 28 days then Brown will call the election on the last possible day so as to not allow parliament to ‘expire’ thus bringing the 17 day minimum into play. He’ll call it so as to bring the maximum amount of days allowed into play so as to spend as long as possible swanning about the halls of power fucking things up.
So if somebody could direct me to some authoritative site which explains the rules around this then I’ll be able to confirm for sure what day the election will be. (If at all).
Okay. I’ve gone and checked for myself. Act of 1715, Act of 1911, Act of 1949, Act of 1983.
I’ve got out the calendar and I’ve satisfied myself that 3rd June is the last possible date as things stand.
Enabling Act notwithstanding.
The only ‘legal’ way Brown can postpone the date any further than 3rd of June is to invoke Labours Enabling Act (possible) or declare the entire remainder of 2010 a bank holiday (also possible). No working days = delayed election.
He might get an extra day in by making the Queen’s birthday a bank holiday.
That aside the election will be on 3rd June 2010. If at all.
Next job – check the odds.
You can get good odds at the bookies on June 3rd. William Hill has May 6th at 1/20.
Can’t find any online odds for the date.
You Gov here, mark it as a don’t know.
Heh, another myconservatives.com ad that will end up costing more to make than it gets in donations. That site is a complete failure!
This is getting expensive. I’ve donated to Old Holborn’ s very worthwhile campaign fund
http://www.oldholborn.net/2010/03/donate-to-old-holborns-election-fund.html
But Balls is pure evil – so the chance to also donate to this campaign and help his removal is way too good an opportunity to miss.
Billy, please don’t encourage them. Save your cash, you’re gonna need it when the economy tanks.
Everytime we feel this mans power fuelled transfixed glare passing through us we should fear what another term of Labour would do for the Country and this particular man. Odious career politician
He’s part of the bully boy triumvirate – Brown Balls and Mandelscum.
Castrate Labour… remove Balls!! Love it!
When was that picture of Nigel Farage taken
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in the early 19th century just before the Congress of Vienna! Worn well hasn’t he!!
The Daily Politics.
How the fuck does a muppet like Timms ever get to be responsible for managing anything above the level of shelf stacking. After his pigs ear performance on Jeff Randall last night you would think that he’d keep his rubber atop a pencil nut down out of harms way but no up he pops again to gurn his way through another farcical appearance.
I fucking despair, i really do.
Did his mother shut his head in a vice ?
He has a mother ?
I thought he was grown in a vat.
It was a very difficult forceps delivery carried out by a one armed, one eyed midwife during a power cut. It is a miracle that he is still with us let alone have any resemblance to a human being.
You’re saying Gordon was his midwife?
I think he was extracted from the rear orifice.
You mean he was begat of Peter Mandleslime?
He’s a typical stunted civil servant, and he’s got, like the ruin, a strange roving mouth.
The funny mouth is through a lifetime of being repeatedly slammed in the face, but still never getting the message.
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If an allegation of sleaze kicks in for a candidate then they’ll be fucked! The electorate wil run a mile in the other direction…
Stop trying to make a big song and dance about it.
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ReferendUMS, ReferendUMS!!!!!
What the FUCK.
These Hunts can’t even get the fucking word right.
The plural of Referendum is ReferendA
It can be referendums too.
I got that quote from the youfundme site
https://www.youfund.me.uk/terms-of-service/
>>>It can be referendums too.
No it can’t. That’s some mickey mouse bastardised english of the kind that follows the relentless downward spiral of idiocy favoured by the morons in Labour and their lickspittle acolytes at the BBC. It is not MY fucking english or that of my children.
We talk proper!
FF. Well, it says you can use EITHER spelling in my OUP Spelling Dictionary.
Political Parties, Elections and Referendums Act 2000
http://www.uk-legislation.hmso.gov.uk/acts/acts2000/ukpga_20000041_en_1
Even those who write the bloody legislation don’t know the correct plural – obviously products of NuLiebour who therefore never studied Latin…
>>>>FF. Well, it says you can use EITHER spelling in my OUP Spelling Dictionary.
I dare say it does – chap down thread says it doesn’t follow the rules of a normal anglicised latin term as it is a gerund; rather than a noun – true enough as used in Latin. But in English it is used as a noun – and how is a noun. The argument then becomes, should it be treated as a latin noun, in which case the plural would be ReferendA, or an English noun, in which case it would be Referendums. There are good arguments for both, which is why the dictionaries give both. However they forget the principle rule of thumb in politics – never copy Labour. Labour habitually say referendums, ergo it’s wrong.
Simples.
C’mon, what woudl Churchill say? (this is a good thought experiment when you’re working out what you should do and can’t decide) Would he say Referendums or Referenda? Bingo – Referenda. In fact he’d say RefffferendAH.
Frank, Frank, Frank: ” English ” is a proper noun and therefore begins with a capital letter. If you must be pedantic, FFS get your own house in order first.
FF, sorry to disillusion you,. but Churchill wasn’t right about everything. Personally I would use the word referenda, but I was lucky enough to have had Latin in my education. I would agree though that Newlabourites are ‘AWFULLY infra dig!’
Beware of semi-educated pedants.
The plural in Latin would actually be referendae, so fuck right off.
Referendums is perfectly acceptable in English.
Perhaps you should concentrate on something that actually fucking matters.
I think you wank highly in Wome.
The Lib Dems will not like that! Might fin out who really owns their donations…
I fund them without the middlemen of youfundme.job done.
Balls out !!
Just donated £100………hoep it helps
You’ve cooked his ‘n’s!!!
Unfortunate Jag Singh does not say what his cut of the donation is.
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I get unnamed person from nominet but EOS Online Media Limited gets Guido.were do you get Singe
I got Jag Singh from here
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EOS and Sun light COP seem to share the same office at EC1 R 5 HT
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bit of a rwat
He won’t allow donations the the National Party that supports Britain either.
cos he’s fucking CIA
Actually I’m Mossad.
http://www.jsingh.com/about-jag-singh/
Don’t attack G.u.i.d.o.s friends he will delete you.
So that’s why Guido has been moderating like a demented one.
Just one small problem with the advert…he pronounces Lieutenant as loo-tenent and not lef-tenent!
We aren’t bloody Americans….!
By gum ‘e’s from Yorkshire
In leff of the correct pronunciation…. no that doesn’t seem to work for me. Only in English used in Britain do you get the rules changing all the time. Example is – wall, fall, ball, hall, tall, call, and then, suddenly, mall which seems to be mallllll.
wtf? Even the French don’t put an “f” in lieutenant.
Now, where were we?
WTF r u on abowt – wall rimes with mall (and yank rimes with wank)
I’M A DICK HEAD
And I’m a tator. I like my way best.
(You could always use Richard Cranium)
Ed Balls attends the Bidlderberg meetings where they discuss ways to undermine national sovereignty.
String him up. By the balls.
The most difficult part will be finding them.
Balls is a crypto-fascist with a liking of nice 1930′s uniforms. That makes him ideal Bilderberger material.
Guido, any chance of posting that picture of Ed Balls wearing the Nazi uniform?
From the Mail:
Last year, 41-year-old Mr Balls declared: ‘World-class education not for all, but for the privileged elite – that is Cameron Conservatism. And who is David Cameron’s chosen candidate to be Mayor of London? A Bullingdon Club throwback to a bygone age.’
Coming from a man who was pictured in a German officer’s uniform staring at the crotch of a fellow student wearing comedy plastic buttocks, his words have a somewhat hollow ring.
Try this.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1062940/I-obeying-orders—Schools-Secretary-Eddie-Balls-dressed-German-officer.html
Imagine the likelihood of someone else being pictured dressed in Nazi uniform, doing something strange to a man wearing false buttocks, becoming a Minister for Children.
One could not make it up.
EOS Online Media Limited gets a good result
why isn’t this linking to the reply it was meant for
There’s the prospect of something delightful to savour, here: asking politely of my Nu Lab neighbours, both swimming in education-quango moolah, and both uninhibited in the use of the word ‘fascist’ when referring to anything outside their false utopia, asking them “were you up for Balls?”
Of course, there is the danger that their happy reply would be “yes, we stayed up right until we were certain the Heir to Blair had got into No 10″.
oooooooo por de lub oof Allah WHY?
Whatever happened to American Tourists
When is it deer hunting season?
Red : Stags Aug 1st – April 30th, Hinds Nov 1st – March 31st
Fallow : Bucks Aug 1st – April 30th, Does Nov 1st – March 31st
Sika : Stags Aug 1st – April 30th, Hinds Nov 1st – March 31st
Roe : Bucks April 1st – Oct 31st, Does Nov 1st – March 31st
CWD : Bucks and Does Nov 1st – March 31st
Muntjac : No closed season
Having last day on Fallow hinds on Saturday. Out glassing Roe bucks every morning !
Negative campaigning never wins elections.
It is all down to Brown to call the election THEN the Tories can say what they will do, say ANYTHING before hand and Liebour first rubbish it then steal it.
That’s exactly how it is!
Don’t hold your breath – as soon as he calls it he has to start paying for it (rather than campaigning with our money).
Gold doesn’t exist in any meaningful capacity anymore.
For example, Fort Knox is empty,The IRS and Fed have moved it out of fort knox as the Americans sold all theres years ago. There was an audit requested by Ron Paul I think three years ago and for days before the audit, Army bed rock trucks loaded up with something descended en masse on Fort Knox in a fashion never seen before, then left empty and after the audit was complete they all left en masse from Knox loaded up with something again.
Of course the audit found that Fort Knox was full of Gold and Ron Paul was written off as a crackpot.
The elite banking cartels are ruling us via smoke and mirror tricks, we are all bankrupt and are merely living on the goodwill of our ‘masters’.
How true. And Brown was found naked and covered in gold paint just outside the door.
I fear that if the Tories lose this election then the Labour Party will establish what is in effect a one-party state. The voting system and constituency boundaries have been rigged in favour of the Labour Party, leaving the Tories at a massive disadvantage. Labour have flooded the country with immigrants thereby ensuring a huge block vote in their favour. Add to this the astounding numbers dependent on State handouts who will always vote Labour. Include those on the State payroll and throw in the BBC and it is incredible that the Tories are still in contention let alone in the lead in the polls.
Yes but you forget to mention we haven’t got two pennies to rub together and even the feral scum that plagues this land through council estate inbreeding will soon be quick to turn on Labour when there is no food in their bellies or money for them to buy their special brew and rizzla.
In the long run it might be better to let Labour win to finally rid these lands from the ghastly hand of communism like Cesaecu.
There will come point when those who produce the wealth of the country are so diminished in number in comparison with those who simply enjoy the benefits of their labour that the country will implode. Unfortunately that will take many years.
Oh I don’t know…
Add up all those public sector jobs, the sick (both fake and genuine), the state pensioners, the NEETs, the unemployed and the unemployable and they must be coming close to out numbering the productive sector by now.
Plus of course the public sector pension liabilities are continuing to snowball.
The tipping point can’t be far off.
Stopped paying teachers in Greece in January.
The tipping point has passed. My missus has quit work. No 50% tax from her. We’re both in our early forties.
Brown (and Cameron) can go and fuck themselves if they think we’re going to work another day in our lives to keep this clusterfuck on the road for a second longer.
Of course they’ll eventually be forced to raid bank accounts of folk deemed to have ‘too much’ money in order to keep their client state in the manner to which they have become accustomed. Likewise private pensions will be looted. And with every plunder and every looting the incentive of those being plundered to continue working will be trashed. And likewise the incentive of those being rewarded with plundered money to do any work will be trashed too since no matter what scale of idiocy or fuckwittery they get up to the government will still conjure up some looted or printed cash to pay them.
It’s tipped. It started tipping in 2002 but if the economy is a spring that the Maximum Fuckwit expects to just ping back with the application of exponential amounts of borrowed and printed cash then he is as wrong on that as he has been in every single financial forecast he has ever made.
If the economy is a spring then we are now at the point where us scientists would term it a ‘zero length’ spring. Ie the tiniest increase in mass causes a massive extension.
This economy is fucked. Brown fucked it.
It’s the economy stoopid. Which is why he and his entire government are performing the most astonishing verbal gymnastics to avoid mentioning the actual figures and what cuts they will need to make and where they will be made.
Fucked by Brown.
Thanks cu*nt.
Nope – it’s happening fast.
Your analysis is interesting when you consider everything you say about Labour and the UK is mirrored by the Democrats and the US, although we are maybe 5 years ahead of them.
The difference is that the US has the 2nd Amendment, and a largely non-politicised Supreme Court which will trim the excesses of Obama Hussein.
We have been disarmed, and the constitution is whatever the Government deems it to be. Our equivalent of the Supreme Court is so stacked with Socialist placemen and women that any abuse of the citizen’s rights is accepted by them.
Our only consolation is that the Socialists have not yet corrupted the Army – they will have to rely on their tame Common Purpose police to protect them, and force of numbers should be enough to deal with that.
“It’s time to go Balls, chop chop!”
Ed balls is what we used to do when young at football practice.
Had a look at his website – clearly states he lives in Castleford – where is he claiming his main home is??
http://www.edballs.co.uk/index.jsp?t=biography
Still you can’t knock the guy can you. I bet he religiously checks this site out to see if he gets any mention …. won’t get too much though, he can’t read
Where the right honourable Ed Balls claiming his main home is depends what time it is.
His fascination for male arse was present as a youth.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/26/article-1062940-02D0151800000578-424_468x354.jpg
Ed Balls:
Member of Unite, Unison and the Co-op, a Bildenberger – a very dangerous combination – totally in bed with the Left wing Unions, no doubt supporting the BA strike, rail strike, etc., etc.,
Future Labour Leader – One party state??
I see Balls’s face and realise I am looking at pure evil.
It’s in his eyes. They are very evil eyes – almost translucent. And that nasty thin lipped mouth – says a lot about this horrible man.
Ever looked in to his eyes?
Only on TV (fortunately) – but he is still scary. There’s something not quite right about this man – he tells a lot of lies and exudes toxicity. His silly wife’s a lying hound as well.
Thin lips, yes a very scary physical characteristic.
He also has unusually small ears – definitely not to be trusted.
All in all, a nasty little gimp…
Couple Balls with McBruin and you’ve got the ideal coconut shy, with one caveat, it should be set up on a firing range.
I shit myself ever time.
I hope Gordon loses in his constituency. There must be something odd in the water up there that makes people put an X next to his name.
It’s called Buckfast
Because they are brainwashed labourites and would rather die than vote for anyone else.
It’s called narrow mindedness and bigotry and certainly shows a lack of a good education.
Social ineptitude.
Whisky. Or Buckfast
The McMafia Labourers, I’m told, farm poverty up there so clearly they vote for the greasy palms that feed them.
I live in his constituency and I don’t/won’t vote for him … and I know two others….
Ding! Did someone say Ed Balls? Right on cue, time to reflect on exactly what this right honourable man really thinks of our war heroes: he put in a claim for £33 to, in effect, make them pay for the flowers at their own service (http://tinyurl.com/r4kggh) and of course, as if they didn’t get that 2 fingered message, likes to ponce about in a nazi outfit: http://tinyurl.com/ybccvuy
You can’t have a Prime Minister called Balls. Seriously.
He’d revert to his maiden name.
What? You mean Pryck?
Prime Minister Gonads.
hat- tip to Brackenworld who calls balls – Yvette Cooper’s dildo.
Marvellous!!
Maybe a Guardian-style letter-writing campaign is called for.
Target known Lib Dem voters and plead with them to vote Tory simply to get Balls out. Offer to buy the voter a pint or take his dog for a walk.
Even if – God forbid – Brown wins the election, I would be greatly consoled if that bog-eyed creature were booted out of office.
Labours politics of distraction.
Gordon Brown leads an Incompetent, economically reckless and socially divisive party that puts partisan advantage before national interest.
The economy has suffered a private sector collapse and a socialist command economy takeover under Labour. The Private sector that once accounted for over 60% of GDP has shrivelled to below 50% of GDP. The Socialist measures that squeeze out the private sector will mean the economy is choked by tax rises that Labour will instigate whilst failing to trim the public sector where no pain has been felt. Middle England pays the bill for Gordon Browns economic failure.
While the economy is in dire straights Labour have decided to take their obsession with media management to new heights. In 2007 Labour test run how they would fight in an election, they have used not just the same methods as in 2007 but even the same stories. This week we have had the diversion stories as in 2007 of the Terrorist Nuclear Threat, the Russian aeroplanes flying close to British borders and then of course we have had the Israeli passport row which I feel is being manipulated in a way that distracts from Labour Minister sleaze. The Labour party is a duplicitous entity that is strategically using media stories that play to their strengths in an attempt to divert attention. I am surprised that those sages in the media play along with the game as they do. We obviously have a useless media who are so unbelievably under the thumb of Labour it would not surprise me if Labour has manufuctured a Pravda like operation where they have infiltrated most media organisations.
This country is truely fucked!
No doubt Osama Bin Laden will be popping up to say a few words shortly.
audio only from the spooky chap
More than likely – Labours campaign is just an amalgamation of its media spin/smear/scare tactics.
He did this morning, but only against the US.
If the UK was a compny would it be in administation?
What are the parameters for a bank to lend to a large PLC – how much could they lend against, say income forercasts?
You’re so boring. Zzzzzzzzz…
What else do you think Labour have written into the script for the election?
Major terrorist cell broken; hundreds of arrests?
Huge b*mb found and disarmed?
Opposition MP arrested for child porn offences, (or similar).
Another global warming scare story?
Brown endorsed to the British people by Barack Obama, The Pope, Mother Teresa, Allah, and Jesus Christ?
Treasury finds £50 billion down the side of the sofa?
Whelan kisses Brown’s ring on TV, (Godfather style; not Deep Throat).
Any more ideas?
Looks like this is your answer…
From BBC
“‘Osama Bin Laden threatens retaliation over 9/11 trial’”
But at least GB cured cancer did he not ?
And don’t forget the ‘insure your vicious dog’ nonsense, which lasted all of 48 hours before it was dropped.
Exactly right. It beggars belief that Cameron has allowed the initiatives to flow to the Brown machine over the past year. The Torys could have spent the time training their own attack dogs and building up such a stock of support that Brown’s last ditch efforts would have fallen on deaf ears. Osborne’s handling of his interview on the Today programme this morning was truly pitiful. Why on earth does he and so many others being interviewed by the likes of Paxton and others play the interviewers game and allow themselves to be interrupted and respond like lightweights every time. More gravitas, more passion, more toughness, more conviction – if you put these cheap shits in their place you would gain the respect of the nation.
Its still time for a Tory fight, get the gloves off, get really stuck in and start playing a real life fight to the death with our criminal government and media and ditch Eton rules. Its not a game for f**ks sake, we face 5 more years of lies and bloated public sector by which time there simply won’t be anything worth saving.
Brilliant advert, well done Antony Calvert!
Love the link back to Portillo in 1997, it’s true that everyone (outside the Labour party) is wishing him luck – if Balls goes it will undoubtedly be the moment of election night!
i believe that pigs are castrated WITHOUT anesthetic!!!!!!!!
couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke………
by the way yvette looked like lord charles during the bodgit!!!!!!
i wonder if they have worked out whre they live yet?
£600,000 a year and such hoons.
Ed Balls has no chance of becoming a prime minister
I love Ed Balls. Pure PM.
were any nokia’s thrown yesterday as a result of caeron’s complete trouncing of brown at the budget?
Just finished tuesday’s work when 3 more phones, a secretary and a printer left more scars on the wall.
There’s something wrong with the site, it won’t let me donate more than £100,000
Poke me on Facebook and I may be able to assist you.
poke him on arsebandit and your on
Yvette Cooper – Hemale Eunuch
Do we really want Balls Out? Isn’t he the dream Opposition leader for a Tory Government?
He would be Labour’s last leader.
Most of the Americas gold was stored near the World Trade Center. They only recovered 1/3 of the gold after the attacks. What happened to all that gold?
The Fed’s gold reserve is housed 100 ft. beneath its headquarters, only blocks from the World Trade Center, whose twin towers collapsed into mammoth heaps of rubble after two hijacked jetliners were crashed into the buildings.
The Fed boasts that its gold depository spans the length of two football fields and contains more gold than any other vault on earth.
Its deposits are believed to surpass the value of the legendary Fort Knox gold reserves in the mid-1980s.
While the Fed declines to release the total value of gold on deposit, it is unofficially estimated at more than $25 billion. But the gold stored in that facility does not belong to the U.S.; it’s owned by foreign nations, including Saudi Arabia and Kuwait.
Where did all the gold do? was it moved out months before the attack under the guise of roadworks happening near WTC.
Who says only 1/3rd was recovered?
You did, exactly 7 mins ago you sock puppeting charlatan.
Er, fuck off?
‘where did all the gold go?’ Haven’t I heard that before
I think your confusing 9/11 with the plot of “Die Hard with a Vengeance”.
[...] Guido Fawkes reckons he’s going to give more than a tenner to help remove Ed Balls. The video isn’t on YouTube yet, so you’ll have to go to Guido, or Iain Dale, if the comments in Guido offend. [...]
lol – That advert is great!
Best of luck ousting ED balls!
Vote Blair, get Brown, vote Brown get Balls!
I love the way he has the Unite logo at the bottom of his website – along with the Fabian Society and Unison – are they sponsoring him?
http://www.edballs.co.uk/
Brown balls……what a horrible thought!
I won the Euro lottery and I can’t make my mind up to buy another Veyron or finance a new political party.
I’ve already donated; but if Balls is successfully removed I would like a proper parchment certificate confirming my role in his downfall.
Can we have a promise from Anthony Calvert; I want something to hang on the wall and show my grandchildren.
What did you do in the election of 2010 Grandad; did you fight, or were you a man of Straw?
What about a bottle of Ed’s Pickled Testes
Order here:
castratelabour-ohyes.co.uk
If you donate, I will personally send you a stickyfoot
Guido, catch onto that-a brilliant idea.
Unfortunately Mr carter fails to explain that Morley is in the grip of independant fever. The local “Morley Independant Borough” councillors hold 5 of the 6 seats for those two wards on Leeds Council. They hog 10% of the constituancy vote which is largely made up of pensioners. Mind you if Mr Carter focus’s on why Ed Balls always has eyes the size of dustbin lids he may be able to swing it, sniff sniff.
Aren’t there laws about how much a candidate can spend on the election?Still the donations will keep Mr Carter in alcopops while he contemplates his future.
General election Timetable
http://docs.google.com/viewer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.parliament.uk%2Fcommons%2Flib%2Fresearch%2Fbriefings%2Fsnpc-04454.pdf
3rd June. Gordon won’t go until he has no choice.
With Local elections on 6th May won’t Gordon be accused of wasting money and time if he goes for 3rd June?
Drop in the ocean compared to the money wasted over the last tragic 13 years.
Crikey even if Gordon loses the election unless there is a clear Majority for dave, Gordon and his government can remain in office. If Gordon does not tender his resignation to Liz then Gordon stays.
Section 16 Hung Parliaments
http://docs.google.com/viewer?url=http://www.cabinetoffice.gov.uk/media/343763/election-rules-chapter6-draft.pdf
Correct.
Unless Dave has a clear majority (more than 50% of all MPs) then what happens next is up to Gordon.
If he couldn’t get a Queen’s Speech (program of legislation) through a vote, he would then be forced to resign and another leader asked to form a government by HMQ, but until that point it’s all up to Broon…
If a second leader could not pass HMQ’s Speech, then there would probably be a disolution and a second election, this process continuing until the People elect a Parliament that can by whatever means pass a Queen’s Speech…
Don’t talk daft, Steve.
If Brown loses Labour’s majority he will be out on his arse.
If he cannot win a majority in the election he will not win a majority should a hung parliament lead to another election within a year. That gives the Labour party up to six months to get a new leader in.
Loads of time. Shedloads.
Cameron and Osborne caught out over “Dwarfgate”
http://thehoneyballbuzz.com/2010/03/16/cameron-and-osborne-caught-out-over-dwarfgate/
Humourless twat that you are.
yeah and thats going to damage the party.not
I’m stood on a box right now!
Did you see me? And you thought I couldn’t dance.
Just in from Yorks.
The kid who got kidnapped was asked “What were the men like who took you”?
My uncles were very nice.
Referenda is not a word. Referendum is not a noun, it is a gerund so it has no plural. Frank Fisher you are a dur-brain.
Are you my wife?
A gerund? I thought they ended in -ing.
I think you’ll find modern convention (such as it is) allows the use of the “s” to pluralise -ium words, for example premiums rather than premia.
I hope this is of interest.
No…. TT yawn!
Educated’s point is that Referendum is not a noun and therefore so has no plural. Both Referenda and Referdums are wrong.
The nearest equivalent to Referendum is Voting. If you imagine that you are using the word Voting when using Referendum you can then aim for grammatical perfection.
Alternatively use the word Vote instead of Referendum and achieve grammatical satisfaction without sounding like a complete window licker
Referendum not a noun?
Errrrr – are you sure? We are having a vote. We are having a referendum. Vote and referendum aren’t nouns in those sentences?
‘Referendum’ is a noun in English, so its plural is ‘referendums’. It’s derived from a Latin gerund, but so what? Should we use the Inuit plural of ‘anorak’?
What’s Latin for ‘boring twaddle’?
Yes. Definitely. Anorakakakak.
Does datum have a plural?
Effective but a list of unions funding Balls would be interesting as would his combined household income and expenses claims. I doubt the porcine slob is very much loved in Morley and it is the only constituency in England where voters can stick needles into a voodoo doll of the Macbeth from Fife
I am constantly amazed at the refusal of the media and others to understand that traditional Britain has gone for ever. Competent government is no longer an ideal to be strived for because the people who populate this nation are no longer British in any real sense. The old verities therefore can no longer apply.
Britain is now the land of the immigrant. But not the immigrant of old; the kind of immigrant that made America great; people busting with energy, fired with determination to throw off the dead weight and failed culture of the “old” country, and determined to create a better world and a better place for themselves and their families .
No. Britain is now a place of mass immigration by slack-jawed primitives who are here for the benefits and the handouts. They are determined only to wait, and to be fed, and to be cosseted, and to be reassured that the culture of the “old” country they fled from is lovely, and is fine, and is wonderful and should be introduced here as soon as possible; while in the meantime they can wait, and be fed, and be cosseted, and be reassured that the culture of the “old” country they fled from is lovely, and fine, and wonderful and should be introduced here as soon as possible.
Nearly a quarter million of these people are accepted as British citizens every year.
And then we have the new British. They are now benefit junkies as well, only they are not so often sucking from the teat of the unashamed handout. No. They feed from the teat of the state employment. Little work of true value, high pay, no responsibility, gold plated pensions and best of all no tangible results are expected.
As Theodore Dalrymple said:
“……..the fundamental purpose of the British public service is to provide a meal-and-mortgage-ticket for those who work in it ……. The ostensible purpose of an organisation is rarely its real purpose”.
These are the people of the new British nation – benefit junkies. Can any rational person really be surprised that the Tories are faring so badly in the polls? Labour could introduce a plan to kill first born males and they would still be likely to win.
There will never, ever, be a true Tory government in this country ever, ever again. If anyone wants to see the future of Britain, don’t look to the USA or Germany look to Pakistan and Bangladesh and Uganda and Somalia.
If in 50 years anyone wishes to meet a true Englishman he will have to go to Australia or somewhere similar; because as sure as hell, none will be living in England.
Vote for Griffin.
100 or so of his party MP’s would set the cat among the pidgeons.
I have been writing my political graffiti blog for a while now. Its cathartic for me although I dont get much feedback. I have decided to continue but less often. I am off to India for a 2 week holiday.
My final thoughts before the election is announced are here. http://www.political-graffiti.blogspot.com
I was going to stand as an indy against Harman but probably wont now as her majority is something like 21k. If the people of Peckham want to continue to vote for an aristocratic hypocrite while they live in that shithole then fuck em.
If I sound bitter its because i am. But now i am off to India
om om om om om om om om om om …….. feeling better already
bye all
That’s what happens when you pipe human sewage direct from the worlds shitholes.
go Himalay and do puff puff puff puff
Just added your blog to my favourites so I will take a look at it in detail. Good luck in India. You’re probably better off out of it. Mind you a campaign against Harperson by a person permanently wearing a Stab Vest would show her up for the Turd she is!
Yvette Cooper looked awful in the Commons yesterday. She looks depressed, exhausted, and about 30 years older. That’s what happens living with Balls and working for Brown.
And getting a length elsewhere.
She’s being humped senseless by a journalist.
Balls is too fucking stupid to notice ! Everyone knows
She’s just a haggard old bag. Not slim and gorgeous with lots of important celebrity friends like me.
She needs a bloody good seeing to – always worked for me.
I’m very shaggable – still – after all these years.
anyone gotta directorship . . . ? . . . vacancy for a board member . . ? . . . quango opening . . ?
” She needs a bloody good seeing to – always worked for me. ”
and me, arf arf
((( More champagne Titch, quicksticks! )))
Hopefully one of the better ways to spend a tenner these days.
Surprising how many stupid berks in this government have a surname beginning with B – Brown, Balls, Bercow, – now you name more?
Byers (former Hoon) I could go on but my computer has run out of Bs
Bandevilson, Booper, Barling, Btraw, Barperson……
Just thought Berlusconi is that allowed?
Benn, Beckett, Blunkett……the list of idiots is seemingly endless.
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mps/
Yes, loads of ‘Bs’ in the HoC.
Benny Bradshaw, the BBC Botty Bandit?
Bercow is not actually in the government, nor a NuLabour member – although I can see your confusion.
How come the Alchy Ada types keep messing up when it’s this easy?
Teenage hairdresser dies in explosion
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1260518/Teenager-hairdresser-dies-car-explosion-cigarette-ignites-hair-bleach.html
part of the banning smoking move,no doubt the anti smokers killed her.
Peroxide + nail varnish remover -> TATP, commonly used in Palestinian cermonial garb, and on 7/7.
Unstable and very heat sensitive.
Mind you, she has to be a candidate for a Darwin Award…
Even though I think Call Me Dave won’t do go a good job as PM, I hope Calvert gets rid of Balls. He is a disgrace as a MP!!!
Seen this?
“MPs’ expenses: David Curry forced to repay £28,000
David Curry, the senior Conservative MP, has been ordered to repay £28,000 after claiming second home expenses on a house which he rarely stayed in….”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7519835/MPs-expenses-David-Curry-forced-to-repay-28000.html
DISGRACEFUL !!!
He’s SO respectable!!!
“In a damning report, the committee said: “We believe that this reflects careless behaviour on Mr Curry’s part.”
“The MP, who had already announced that he will be standing down at the forthcoming general election, was also found to have “deliberately” breached the rules by failing to properly register his work for the firm Dairy UK, despite being asked to do so by the Commons authorities.
“In total, Mr Curry claimed nearly £30,000 for a home, which his wife, Anne, barred him from as a condition of their reconciliation following his affair with Cherry Edwards, a local head mistress.
The £250k stamp duty holiday needs a second glance. It will only apply to first time buyers – those who have never before owned property anywhere in the world! Will the HMRC rely soley on a declaration to that effect – as in “Yes, I have no house in Nigeria” – or will the temptation to introduce a global property ownership database via ‘international co-operation’ prove irresistable? And are we now to anticipate a policy shift on Stamp Duty where it is set at a punishingly high rate for BTL and those buying second homes, and spared altogether for those ‘getting on the housing ladder’? Stamp Duty was originally a small fee for getting a legal seal on a property transaction. I suspect Labour’s intention is to transform it into a major lever of Marxist social engineering, doubling conveniently as payback for attacks on their expenses scams.
The long-term plan is to apply VAT ho house purchases. They are just being cagey in how they move towards it. Wont be too long before CGT as applied to owner occupied property as well.
They won’t need to do either if they steadily ramp-up SDLT.
The 250k for 1st time buyers is only for 2 years, however, the 5% on 1M+ houses (which is supposed to pay for it) is forever!
fuck yeah, what a devious twat darling is.
speaking as a specialist in
testoerz. . .testerz. . the male ‘ormone I would say categorically that Ed. Bollocks has none, neither has My Lord Scumbalfumblebums.But Evadne Cooper-Bollocks! Now there’s a right little testo fuelled vixen who needs a top-up every day.
allow me
Just donated a score to Antony Calvert.
I don’t suppose there’s any way of finding out how much will have been raised via Guido’s site ??
a million here, as I want a lordship later on
same here,looks like the blues have it and I don’t mind who I pay
I’m donating a cab fare.
Three to five grand ??!! Wotta stonker !!
So youfundme have signed up a Conservative, a LibDem, a Labourist and a UKipper. The National Party of Britain need not apply.
https://www.youfund.me.uk/
And people accuse N Griffin of being a fascist.
How long before we see a Roma Gypo in Parliament?
Some people. Not THE People.
If he gets swept into power like Hitler I hope he has a fucking good clear out the same. I for one will handle executions in my area,
Well it’s full of pie keys at the moment, so a real Roma or two would improve the breed.
Disgusting
I’m looking forward to the Farage video. Plenty of material for him to work on with Bercow.
stand by for a Charlie moment, he’s in Afghanistan
My God I just saw an old friend on the telly with Charlie. He went out of circulation about 8 years ago.
NEWS JUST RELEASED PRINCE CHARLES VISITING TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN!! is Prince Charles telling the government to F*** off with their media blackout leading up to the election!!
shows you how many journos are out there co operating.shoot them too
The atmosphere seemed a bit different than when the Great Gordon visited – the troops looked pleased to see Charlie boy and he certainly looked good in his uniform. What’s more, both his helmet and flak jacket fitted perfectly. (Gordon’s photo in helmet and flak jacket, still has pride of place on my fridge LOL). Eternal gratitude to the quartermaster who gave Gordon the biggest helmet and the smallest flak jacket.
The quartermaster should have just given him a condom to put on his head. Forget the helmet – he is just a dickhead.
I’m Ed Balls
Prove it.
Once they got rid of the usual suspects and scroungers look how well the country recovered.
Look at Western Germany today, powerhouse of the EU. Cry all you want but Hitler is to be credited with some success in this.
No he isn’t – it was the yanks who provided the money to rebuild Germany (and Britain). The difference is that the Germans didn’t piss it all the wall by electing revolutionary communists / marxists into the leadership of the Labour Party and the trade unions.
Why can’t this man say the word “Lieutenant” properly?
Ok bogtenant
perhaps we should send Ed a bottle of this
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG01/morgan/booze/Calvert64.html
or
maybe some CALVERTOS like this
http://www.drinksdirect.co.uk/acatalog/Leriche_Calvados_70cl.html
Donated £300
I would have given more but cant afford it. The chance to get rid of that evil twat balls is the best investment ever.
…so Darling told toenails today
That photo of Ned is a bit unusual. His eyes aren’t bulging out like this…
http://tinyurl.com/ydcc9zq
[...] it is on Guido Fawkes, he is starting to go viral and has had more then 300 comments. (Being Guido though, most of them [...]
“Gordon Browns Lewtenant”. I agree Balls is a hateful bastard and have happily donated to the cause. But surely Calvert can pronounce Lieutenant correctly.
Are you all uneducated up there?
Scrotum is the most odious, bile-oozing malevelant smug school-bully type ever to haunt the corridors of westminster. He is the best reason that there is never to vote the scumsuckers back into power.
Fuck off!
P45 for Mr Balls !
TAXI !
If this shit house of a government is to be gelded, I heartily advise using the ‘bricking’ method – where two bricks are brought together around the offending objects.
And as everyone will answer, to the age-old question: ‘Does it hurt?’. NO! Not if you keep your thumbs out of the way.
Yep. The old horse that is Labour needs gelding.
But what method do you suggest for Harperson, Cooper etc?
Me too:) Remember ‘Its not Brown its Balls’… Give generously.
OK, so we vote Clavert in and dump Balls. Let’s say that puts Dave into Downing Street. Then what? Heath and the 1970s all over again I reckon.
Better option is to vote Gordon back in, wait for the economy to completely collapse (as it will under either of them) and then start again with a Tory who can lead the whole country.