Desperate Labour Rip off Hacks
Kevin Maguire is on surprisingly good form in his weekly Stagger’s whispers. First we learn that the Prime Mentalist has taken to hugging bunker guests just in case they thought they were going to get a Nokia to the head, and more secondly we get a glimpse at just how low the Labour machine will stoop to hoover up a bit more cash. The lobby press pack are up in arms at Labour demanding £13,000 for the pleasure of following around Gordon on the campaign trail. To charge such absurd amount of money for a seat on a bus is transparently an attempt to boost the very empty coffers.
They should be begging them to come.
Oh. I thought it was £13.00. Better cancel my reservation, then…
Bastards charged me 11 million
I ll use my oyster card.
£13,000 for a seat for a bus – that’ll be the actual price for a London routemaster after Gordon carries out some more quantitative easing.
Two thoughts Guido:
1) How much is CMD charging his entourage?
2) Didn’t Lauren Booth (Bliar’s yummy half-sister-in-law)) protest about these charges in ’01 or ’05 by hiring a chauffeur driven limousine to follow the Labour campaign bus because that was cheaper than paying Labour’s rip off charge to be on the bus?
Mind you, last time I met Brown and Blair, it coast me nothing and I interviewed Blair. He semed OK. Just goes to sahow what I know…
then they shouldn’t pay it and go on Dave or Cleggy’s bus
fairly fucking obviously
how can something so beautiful have such an ugly price? how can africa be a man and a woman at the same time? will the world’s most powewrful go-between be conveniently martyred into an historic black icon by a white supremacist? or will his name be darkened from the civil-rights billboard by his african constituency first? israel-palestine is regrettably an horrific sideshow – it’s not a choice between siding with israel or palestine, it’s a choice between siding with gangsters or africa. the clock has stopped, sir – time to make your mark.
barack obama: the cia president with his eyes on the prise
joseph kabila: the cuckoo president
david cameron: the president’s state governor
Hey Guido old chap, my comment has been “awaiting moderation” for a couple of hours. Is it not good enough to appear on your organ?
They know they can charge what they like ‘cos the BBC will pay it who again are paid by the taxpayer.
Just like all their google adwords are government not labour ones and all the adverts we see everywhere telling us big brother is watching and kill us if we don’t eat 5 babies a day or something – all paid for by us.
grrr
I SAID, ” NO, SARKOZY – LEAVE IT. NO.”
Does anyone out there not think that the short arse Sarkozy is a not a total twat? (I’d bang his wife)
“The full veil is contrary to the dignity of women,” he said. “The response is to ban it. The Government will table a draft law prohibiting it.”
Nicolas Sarkozy says the burqa is ‘not welcome’ in France
The president gave no further details during his address to the nation following a heavy defeat in regional elections for his ruling Union for a Popular Movement party.
Speaking from the Elysee Palace Mr Sarkozy gave no indication as to how an outright ban would be imposed and policed.
France is home to six million Muslims.
I assume the BBC have snapped up thousands. Anything to get the state bankrolling labour
Mr. Trombone, I don’t see exactly where you’re coming from on this.
In a very wierd twist of authoritarian french leftyism, making up funny laws to ban clothing is something that almost no-one in france disagrees with strongly.
Jeremy Hunt Conservative MP, Shadow Culture Secretary
“I believe that the BBC is a great national institution.”
“I am proud of the BBC. I think that most British people think that we are very lucky to have a BBC and most people who aren’t British, if they don’t have a BBC, wish they did have one.”
“I don’t see the BBC as a State broadcaster.”
“I think people see the BBC as operating at arms length from the government and it’s very important that it should continue to do so and that’s why we’ve said we will protect the BBC charter.”
Okay the BBC will do anything for its masters, especially as it only involves spending taxpayers’ money, but the rest?
If the press genuinely feel agrieved about this every other outlet, print and broadcast, should simply refuse to pay and then preface each report on the campaign with an explanationas to why they have no one on the Labour Battle Bus. The public will soon work out what’s going on and who’s scamming who.
btw, Lord W of T,
If the Muzzie Frogs have any sense* they will wait for this to pass and then take King Crapaud to the European Court of Human Rights.
Not only would they be likely to win, thereby putting a torpedo into an illiberal law, but the sight of one of the arch-europhiles being skewered by an agency of the pan-european colossus would be most gratifying.
*Sadly an attribute that seems in short supply amongst the Friday God Botherers.
That was for two Tony baby
This trick came from Blair who charges per photograph. Media must be mad to pay; McSlug wants the attention, if he does not give it to the Tories for free- fcuk him. That will provide a bigger landslide for Dave.
BBC services need to be radically cut. With a few lefty executives thrown out on their ear. They are far too big for their boots and provide a sub-standard service. Less imposed tax on the public (AKA license fee) to compensate for the petrol price hikes. Make the BBC a privately funded body.
The bbc shouldnt have to pay anything for a politician to comment, they should just invite the party to comment on whatever it is they are saying, if they dont bother to send anyone thats up to them and only themselves to blame.
Comment is free. Brown is a Hunt. There you go
Darling refused to appear on Today this morning to debate the Budget with Osbourne.
The truth will set you free. Darling says cuts will be greater than when Thatcher was in power. A revelation admitted to Toenails, wow Brown throwing the Nokia’s at No. 11 tonight.
Hmmm Labour busses are more expensive than their cabs.
Good idea. Consider me as a Bus for Hire for the day.
“This cabs for hire.” Damm how can I give that line some more street cred!!
Cash-strapped Labour is charging hacks £13,000 to sit on a bus to follow Brown during the election. The price smacks of an unsubtle subsidy. Fleet Street is revolting, if you know what I mean. There is talk of a boycott.
Will Gordon be on the bus or is this bus just a bus laid on to bus the hacks to where Gordon is going?
Anyway I thought UKIP had the copyright on an election bus.
We’re all waiting for a bus together
Going forward, it’s the right thing to do for hard-working families.
Well the useless buggers in “Fleet Street” can just tell Brown to stick the request up his arse as see who will win
Simple really, even for “lobby hacks” !!!
Why don’t they just club together and hire their own bus and tag along behind anyway? Are they all to thick to think outside the box?
He won’t be on the bus, he will travel around in an armour plated Range Rover to keep him away from the voters.
I will travel around in an armour plated Range Rover to keep me away from him!!
I’m always up for a bit of snatch.
A vehicle with better armour than the ones he sends to the troops in places dry and dusty, I would imagine.
uaf uaf
What if the Bus crashes and all souls onboard lost? Gordon does tend to be a jinx
Well that would be a “result”
a good start
Poor Paramedics would not be able to tell if McSlug had facial injuries, tetanus jab might be struck in the worng place!! Then again……..
Can you imagine being the first on the scene & finding our Great Leader on death’s door? What a conundrum… should I use a wide angle lens at f11, or would a close up be the better option?
I’d obviously need a tripod to steady the camera whilst laughing hysterically.
Great! And I love the moniker
Seriously:
Whatever will they do when the hacks tell them to stuff it?
@27 That’s what the £13K is for – life insurance.
The premiums for travelling with Snotty are enormously high
Safety hats for flying Nokias!
He would fake his own funeral to get votes dont rule it out.
and NuLab would charge to attend the funeral service…remeber the autographed Kelly inquest
Yes one of the lowest points of a very low administration!
Hiya Guys,
Cherie and I just popped in to say: peace & love dontchknow!
We’ve booked a few seats on that Gordy bus thingy, but Ewan has flogged ‘em on Ebay for 20 quid, yes I know, he hasn’t developed any finiancial accumen yet, I think that Lucious Berger girl shagged his brains out fnar fnar oik!
Still we’re so filthy rich Ewan doesn’t need to worry about working and our humungously fat daughter has eaten the new chauffeur again ha ha ha.
Got to go now poor people, I’m signing some oil contracts with a despot murderous nutter in North Korea, bloody nice bloke, he’s giving us loads of the filthy lucre one knows.
Anyhow, Feck orrf all of you from me and slotgob.
Mff mff mmmmfff
We’ve been attending his funeral for the past 13 years!!
Vote for dead Gordon,gets mine.
The idea is to dissuade the hacks from following McCatastrophe around.
They might get photos of him hitting a voter or screaming in rage an aide when his coffee arrives too hot
He’s going to need another couple of buses for his ‘spontaneous flashmob’ everywhere he goes.
He can’t take the risk of being collared by ordinary voters.
Mr Brown – I ahve a question – why have you bankrupted the country?
Mr Brown – can you tell me why we were first into recession and last out?
Mr Brown – why are your flies undone? Ha ha made you look.
It was Ashcroft
It was Ashcroft
IT WAS ASHCROFT
Fair point. I forgot for a moment there that Gordon doesn’t do questions. He only does statements.
Statements?
Nah, he only does LIES!
We have a statement to take
it was the BBC
it was the BBC
IT WAS THE BBC
1. It was the right thing to do.
2. It was the right thing to do.
3. It was the right thing to do.
He’s going to need another couple of buses for his ’spontaneous flashmob’ everywhere he goes.
He can’t take the risk of being collared by ordinary voters.
Mr Brown – I have a question – why have you bankr*pted the country?
Mr Brown – can you tell me why we were first into recession and last out? Why do you keep lying that we were last in and first out?
Mr Brown – why are your flies undone? Ha ha made you look.
I’d pay £ 13,000- to see Gordoom under a bus.
Thats’s the most busist remark ive heard in a long while!
Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone in the mainstream media is actually doing their job properly!!!
WELL DONE, JEFF !! After that, though, you’ll be at the back of the Boom & Bust Battlebus.
Quite honestly this is the first time for literally years that a journo has given it to them straight! There it didn’t hurt did it and now its been said perhaps more will have the courage to confront these Hoons with the truth!!
Don`t be silly, Randall is off message, they will not go near him again until after the election, if at all.
What was the reply, Ashcroft ??
Gordon’s reply would have been:
“Hold on a minute I do not accept that jeff.
My obsession with spending money and watching Ashcroft made me take my one good eye off the ball only to be shafted by the Yanks, Banks and unforseeable bad luck.Nothing I did was wrong and I shall remain totally blameless because had the tories been in power for the last 13 years things would have been a lot worse”.
What an absolutely moronic Hunt Brown is.
I did it because it was the right thing to do.
The country wanted it then and half of the country still want it.
Now that’s the sort of interviewer who should work for the BBC! Mr. Randall – three cheers!
As it happens he used to work for the BBC but he was a bit too off message for them.
Shoud read 13 pence! Even that would be an overcharge!!
this is most likely labour’s cunning plan to ensure that gordon does NOT appear on our tv screens over the election period. charge extortionate fees so the hacks say bugger this and follow nick griffin instead. in fact i wouldn’t be surprised if mandy slipped down to the palace whilst gordon wasn’t looking, kicked off the election and then locked him in the bunker for three weeks…..especially now darling has announced his intention to outdo maggie……bet that has gone down well on the moral compass front….
Use the No. 50 bus ‘The News’ its only £1.30 from the Bullring to the Maypole and a full of genuine people.
I wouldn’t use my Ma’s bus pass to follow that bastard around. Maybe some one could shove the swine off the top deck? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
How much grubbier do this fucking excuse of a political party have to get?
Quite some way yet
Brown looks like Nosferatu devouring one of his victims in that photo.
I resent that remark!
Do I?
If they had looked after the mil they could have pulled the “State of Emergency” trick.
It would be rather funny if no one bothered.
Tory MP David Curry Order to Pay £28,000 – BBC
Harry Potter Politics – Guardian
Mirror Manipulates Charts – LibDemVoice
Attempted Citizen Arrest of Blair Thwarted – Mail
The Phoney Budget – Dr Eamonn Butler
Labours Not So Golden Record – Douglas Carswell
Nick Griffin : I Did Not Have Sex With That Man – Iain Dale
Brown Asked About Gay Relationship with Mandelson – Telegraph
Gordon’s Scottish Mafia Connections – Tory Bear
Previously Seen
Cameron says of Labour they are
“…appalling people.”
Unlike his own greedy, venal troughers.
But we expect more of the government not the shadow government
Jealous?
‘Nuff said…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7519835/MPs-expenses-David-Curry-forced-to-repay-28000.html
People who write nuff said are twats.
totally agree!!
nuff said
No. That’s why i did the same many years ago. Got meself on benefits and have been taking it easy ever since.
Only mugs work and pay taxes for those thieves to plunder.
and Mr David Curry MP was Chairman of the House of Commons Standards Committee
It says it all
Could not make it up
FFS
the present one a Labrat is the same and went to Cyprus 90 times without declaration.
he dosent have to pay anything back coz he’s Labour
FOR FUCKS SAKE
Cyprus 90 times ?
Is he a drug smuggler ?
Asil Nadir territory.
that would work so much better if you made them links
Thirteen thousand pounds might sound a bit steep but when you consider the syndication profits that would be gained from getting some close up photos of Brown having a spastic attack it could prove to be a bargain price.
I like the cut of your gib
that’s all very well but where is this bus going and will it be running all night?
Do I get this right. Brown actually expects people to pay to watch him in action. What kind of a pervert is he!!
I’d pay to watch him swing.
yop yop yop
Dogging is not the sort of action we had in mind, sorry.
fapfapfap
£13 grand? Cheaper than an annual Oyster pass.
For that price you could hire Hewitt, Hoon and Moran for the day.
Time the hacks did their own research instead of just living off what the party machines feed them.
I’m going to hire a Winnebago and follow.cheaper and very comfy
And no flying office equipment.
I won’t have to pay, I am one of the anointed…that or you licence fee paying muppets will pay
Hey Nick, great panel for tonights Question Time that your employers have assembled; that gobby Muslim Tory woman from Dewsbury, the balding, coffee addicted smug out of his depth Liar Byrne, some woman Liberal bore, and the seldom seen, shrinking vilet, kermit the frog look a like Salmonds. Mm, mouth watering.
You swine. I am devastated. To think I threw the Windbeutel telly in the skip 10 years ago and will miss tonight’s QT, live at any rate.
Still, I can download it later, burn it to DVD, and watch it twice every day for the rest of my life, so things could be worse.
Yes and there’s a guaranteed “Ashcroft Moment” scheduled, I can break that scoop right here, just for you, covered in sequins.
fuck off Bilko
http://www.usarmy.co.uk/bilko.gif
Why don’t they just agree to send the one, from the PA?
- they all get the same copy anyway, lazy hoons
£13k will certainly deter most bloggers a chance to bus round with Gordoom, even if the curse of Jonah fails in giving them a sense of warning. Hopefully it will end like the final scene in “The Big Bus” – a ridiculous and unwieldy articulated nuclear-powered charabanc tetering over the edge of a cliff.
Or the Italian job! How did they ever get out of that scrape!
Cut!
That’s a wrap.
Well done everybody
Drinkies at my place at 8pm
Plenty of potential answers to that one. Take your pick from the physics-based and pedestrian (carefully redistribute the weight within the bus) to the one which the director preferred: the Mafia orders two choppers with a sling tied between them so that they lift the bus off the cliff and get their gold back.
This being the British film industry, nobody was willing to back a sequel to an international box office success…
We couldn’t do the Italian Job with Gordoom’s battle bus – there’s not enough gold left.
Maybe but we could still bugger up the traffic system if we wanted to. Look what weve done to our own!
Hold on lads: If we all crawl slowly to the back of the Bus we can tip Gordon RIGHT OVER THE EDGE!!
They sold the gold at a quarter of its value, so they could get the coach back on the road.
What about a fund to hire a coach to follow but plaster it with the hire cost
How about just letting us know the Carbon Footprint of the half empty bus? Bet you El Gordo doesn’t think too much about the environmental impact and drowning Ploar Bears then.
Ploar bears are extinct,the wildlife programs killed the last one
At least some of the potholes in the roads will be fixed, at least, the ones of Gorgons route will be, mixed emotions realy,
hope he comes to my town to fix the roads,
hope he don’t show his face, because I hate the c(_)nt.
Apropos the Labour finances.
I watched the appalling performance of Yvette in answer to George live today. She has more than adequately mastered the trick of saying nothing in as many minutes as possible. When I was a kid, my mother used to say her sort had the gift of the gab, I finally realise what she meant.
I watched her too. What a cocky fucking bitch. She milked it for all it was worth. Like she fucking cares about the unemployed!
No need for abusive language !
Fuck off you Cunt!
Same here, i really do not understand why one of teh Tories just does not tell her to shut the fuck up and stop talking as if she has Balls in her mouth. I would kick her in the Hunt and then kick Balls in his Hunt as well.
No fucking fight in the Tory’s they should be very very aggressive. SHe was keen to talk abiout recessions in the 1980′s and 90′s why the fuck dont the Tory party start highlighting the fuck up that Labour have managed over the last 13 years. The nu dark ages
She is Mrs Balls after all, so what you would expect !
http://www.maturedatingonline.org
She is Mrs Balls after all, so what would you expect !
Is it just me, or does she bear a striking resemblance to the “Bitch of Buchenwald”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilse_Koch
Koch und Balls!
I see where you’re going with that one…
All Koch and Brown??? didn’t they fly somewhere? Or am I thinking of my West Indian boyfriend
I’m still here Lettuce…
I’m all right, I can use my Pensioner’s bus pass.
Are you the next to be bought by the KGB Sir Shite ..?? You pontificating fart
And how are your tax avoiding companies at Guardian Newspapers old hypocrite ?
Is the Guardian up for sale though a Cayman Islands company by any chance ?
The Russian owner of the London Evening Standard has bought the Independent for one pound!
Hopefully that will be the end of all the global warming bollocks from that rag!
Yeah thats the last pound left in the country. Take a good long hard look at it, you’re never see its like again!!
Nonsense – there are zillions of pound coins. At least one third are counterfeit. The fact that in the past 13 years 100 pence in real terms is worth closer to 70 pence is noteworthy
Hopefully that will be the end of the execrable Johann Hari.
I hope Fisk is kept on, though – the one voice of reason on Middle Eastern politics in our overly Zionist media.
Johann Hari (shudder), i don’t know what it is about him.
Maybe it’s the smug look on his face, on that small photo he has next to his crappy essays.
Perhaps it’s the patronising way he interviews people.
It’s more likely to be the fact that he’s a c*nt.
Fisk? You mean this twat? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisking
Fisk is great!
Fisking (n)
A weak and dishonest nitpicking indulged in by Israel supporters who have lost the argument, handwaving bluster.
Carry on, Infidel…
If you are going to cut and paste agnostic at least use the original article. Here I have saved you the bother…..
A point-by-point refutation of a blog entry or (especially) news story. A really stylish fisking is witty, logical, sarcastic and ruthlessly factual; flaming or handwaving is considered poor form.
Fisk is a weapons grade knob end. He should get back to the Afghan border so he can get another shit cart from his chums in the “religion of peace”
Cut and paste, Infidel?
No, I read the original article and then translated it into English for those not of a Zionist disposition.
Fisk has been consistently fair in his reporting of ME politics, a fact which has made him hated by the apologists for the land thieving terrorists.
If you like the place so much, why don’t you go there and steal someone’s house, water and olive groves?
Knock it off, you two!
Don’t make me come down there!
Kelvin Mackenzie as editor?
That’d piss them all off…
I’m certain I saw Michael White in his lollipop man outfit helping children to cross the road in Cobham on Monday.
No………..It was Polly Twoddle
They look the same from behind (which is far better iin any case than from infront)
No that was Gary Glitter!
Is it true that Gordon takes it up the Garry Glitter?.
what does Gary Glitter take it up, in prison?
Do you wanna be on my bus? Oh yeah.
I’m the leader, I’m the leader of the gang.
Sarah – pass around the hat and see how much we’ve collected.
O/T
The Independant has just been bought by Levde….lebvade….levveb…..some Russian c*nt for a quid.
A quid……………..That much!
Welcome KGB
Coould not make it up..
The Independent KGB we will call it now….
Or should that be Pravda
How low can the “Independent” sink ?
I suppose it is better for them than bankruptcy !!
Christ before NuLabour came to power, a seat on a bus was a 50p and a newspaper was a pound. I can now buy the whole newspaper for a pound and a seat on a bus is 13,000 quid, Lord Adonis must be the worst transport minister ever.
Its all to do with the Hadron collider. My Granny always said dont mess with Physics it buggers you up!
FSB boy
Yes
You are right
The Indepepndent FSB
Sounds better…
Vlad the Poisoner will have you if your don’t behave Indy boys !!
50% pay cuts all around to start with…!!
I don’t even know any hacks on the Independent
Who is their equivalent of Toenails or Toilets ?
They must have one…
And who is their “Lobby’ correspondent who has bee sitting mum on a mountain of shit and corruption for years, without saying anything ?!
Steve Richards is the Indy’s equivalent to Toilets Maguire. A Labour shill of the highest order – he could well be the love child of Damien McBride and Jackie Ashley.
Makes the flesh creep doesn’t it that particular image
you levdebe me alone if you know whats good for you komrade
What’s Bruce Anderson got to say about that?
I offered them £2. Fix!!!!
If the Independent is worth £1
What is the Guardian worth ?
if i was a multi millionaire i would buy the guardian and the trust behind and close the fucker after 6 months of not paying the leftie Hunt journalists. Excep nick watt i quite like him
Lebedev is being paid £1 million a month for taking on the Independent.
Only 13 grand a seat, the Beeb will have a dozen!
and we will pay
Memo from Director General. Yes – Put us down for all of them. Do we pay extra for the daily propaganda, er party line, er briefing you slimeship?
Does that price include cocaine, rent boys and Champers?
‘Hold on lads, I have a plan……………………’
It is a self preservation society………..
We’re all going to need a plan if McDoom gets in again!!
http://www.spectator.co.uk/shop/events/5860353/spectator-debate-too-late-to-save-britain-its-time-to-leave.thtml
fucking defeatist twats,walls,lined up
Greer and Hunt, my god if ever there was a use for the term ‘usual suspects’!
Is that rhyming slang, Sir?
The election bus will be empty.
No, it will be full with BBC news teams @ Thirteen grand a seat.
How many BBC lobby hacks are there? It’d surely only need Toenails on the thing at best.
In truth there is no need for any BBC journo to go. Labour could just fax them the news direct to their office in London.
Just like they do at the moment.
Hang on…hat would compromise the impartiality of the BBC wouldn’t it? No licence fee money should go on that.
Does the cost include free crash helmets (nokia proof, certified to european standards) and hi-vis jackets?
Brown isn’t hugging them – he’s frisking them.
All wallets and weaponry to be removed before entry.
Can I bring my drugs again?
We hope they have nice toilets like on John Majors jet
Don’t forget the banana picnic.
Nine for me, no, make it ten.
It does sound a bit Mafia like
Is the Gorbus visiting any fireworks factories or chemical weapons installations? If so, best to avoid it like the plague.
Tell him to stay clear of Sheerness. When that plave blows it will take most of Northern Kent with it! Dont want Brown poking around there do we!!
It is of fundamental importance that McDoom is kept well away from the North Kent exclusion Zone. Mind you the prospect of him sitting atop a 10,000 ton high explosive bomb is rather refreshing!!
Keep the bastard well away from Dungeness, then. That’ll be Kent, most of Sussex, a good chunk of Essex and fall out all over the north French coast – so a mixed blessing then.
And we never want to see him again in Suffolk either… all he was doing on that holiday was thinking of new ways to fuck up another piece of idyllic English countryside…
Suffolk’s earmarked for wind farms, pylons through the Deben Valley and 25,000 new houses.
Shhh
Mind you, the Brown beard has visited the area, a few months ago now. Maybe it was some sort of dry run. Anyway, it was like the arrival of a third world dictator – all cops on motorbikes wearing shades and plugged into their Walkmen with those funny curly wired earpieces, men in suits being officious, the ‘mayor’ wheeled out complete with gold chain and new haircut, kiddies cleaned up and issued with union jacks, some of the more hygienic populace allowed to approach to within twenty yards, and helicopters flying all over. There hasn’t been so much excitement since the last mass-breakout from Swaleside nick – or was that Elmley or Standford Hill?
The locals were profoundly unimpressed by the cabaret, and were greatly relieved when the diginitaries all fucked off leaving them to get on with their usual peaceful businesses of drawing the dole, wholesale chemical consumption, and fornication with each other and the sheep.
It’s not going to be any better next time. Just even more cops and general hullabaloo. Why doesn’t Brown just take the hint and piss off and leave everyone alone? I mean, what has he got to offer?
*APPLAUSE* LOL
is Gordon having his first lesson, now that would be worth a few bob.
Where do I buy my seat?
Can we have a whip round to get GuyNews on board the bus to nowhere?
I am sure Emily, Harry and Guido would be most welcome.
exactly what I was thinking – a thousand of us at a tenner a pop? I’m game. it’d be most amusing.
V-Festival tickets with weak end camping?
Every day the Labour Party genuinely surprise me by finding even more new ways to make me despise more.
I keep thinking that I am working at maximum “loathing levels” – when bang, along comes another thing and I find that my capacity for hate increases.
ha ha ,The pits,but not the bottom,yet
True, hard to believe, but we’ve got a long way to fall yet.
Two seats for Adam Boulton.
5 for Eric Pickles
get your places here.Safe and secure payments
https://www.jagseats.me.uk/labourbus.shtml
How many coaches would you like?
I have an open line of communication with No10 at all times
…..and several other lines on the desk in front of me – just to keep me going. It’s alternative medication, harmless in moderation, of course.
No
Bolton is due for the “chop chop”…
His wife is in Tony’s papers you know…
PS And he did say yesterday that he did not understand why “anyone would want to be Prime Minister now”…. (but he did not follow up by saying “now that Tony Blair has bankrupted the country”
Surely the hacks should hire a coach of their own and follow him around. Then, when his coach breaks down – as it inevitably will – they can charge him 200K to lease theirs.
Fuck you Mr Brown.
On the other hand I’ve got 13K. I could sponsor myself on the coach and write a ‘Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail’ kind of diary. Plus I would not be subject to normal lobby rules on the grounds that I don’t need a fucking job in the press and I don’t care if no fucking politician ever speaks to me again.
As fucking good laughs go it might, bizzarely, be good value.
I’ll carry your bags
I don’t think Labour have read any Hunter S Thompson, they’re not that cultured.
Only yesterday my daughter discovered ‘Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas’ which I’d dug out for some holiday background reading for the summer.
I had no idea until she asked me what mescaline and ether was for.
I had forgotten just how funny it is.
WTF is ether all about? I never did any of that….
Everything else…
Dunno. But (and the book is right here) according to HST ‘There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge’.
He obviously never watched Brown’s antics on BBC24.
Too late for him to do that now.
I used to like the line about aiming the BSA over the golden gate bridge and, with the right kind of eyes, seeing the high point on the hills where the wave of the 60s rolled up, and rolled back. Something like that…
Oh there’s another bit I stuck on a t shirt when I edited Awol – from the campaign book though I *think* – “The connection between motorcycles and LSD is no coincidence, they are both a means to an end, to the place of definitions”
Again… something like that…
ether is an anesthetic or a coach starter
Know the one. ‘With the right kind of eyes you could see the high water mark…’or something.
Genius.
Bags i provide the orange juice.
WE CAN’T STOP HERE IT’S BAT COUNTRY
>>ether is an anesthetic or a coach starter
Like Easy Start, smells a bit like licorice?
Hey then I *have* done ether!
proud
William Burroughs is more their type – lots of adventurous experimentation with Moroccan schoolboys and drugs.
Hunter S is a bit too hetero and far too macho for Liebour.
Shot his wife playing William Tell.
Ol’ uno-eye could manage that, surely.
i was thinking aout buying a ticket and taking my two friends Ann & Thrax with me.
Or buy one…
http://tinyurl.com/yf35bqu
We’re all going on a…. summer holiday…
CLIFFFFFFF
No Cliiiiiff!!
Mandelson will be doing a Cloughie (Coach driving the coach) for cash strapped ‘Hartlepool United’.
If that happened, Hartlepool would be known as ‘the mandy hangers’.
I would be relieved not to have to follow the MaximumImbecile like any normal person
Are the Lobby hacks not normal then ??!
Did Prince Charles lie to the Chilcot enquiry yesterday?
*Clap*
Is this the theme tune
more this one
fuck me it looks like Gordon,
Nah – what you really want is this one:
Windowl*cking good!
agreed
13 Grand they’re aving a larf. Thats more than it costs to buy 6 VIP tickets to see Paul McCartney in concert this summer!! McCartney is a legend how does Brown stack up against him!!
We warned you
how come strike outs don’t work in titles?
I think you’ve made a mistake. McCartney is a talentless scouser who seriously believes that Vanilla Sky was music.
Another pop ‘star’ who thinks he’s entitles to tell me what to eat, wear, say, do, etc.
You’ve got to say one thing for him, mind; he’s kept his fucking hair colour.
I was saying just the same about Saddam until that unfortunate incident with the noose.
At that rate it must in effect be a donation to the Labour Party. Under the PPRE Act political donations need to be sanctioned by the Board of a UK company – potentially umlimited fines are applicable without that consent. If it is foreign owned such donations are illegal. One for you to wiggle your stick at, Guido.
It sounds as though the Murdoch hacks will be tossed off the bus in that case.
I don’t know .Mordochs money to Gordons.
And the guardian?
I wouldn’t know whether to block their passage or toss myself off (Max Miller).
I heard he never worked again after that particular witty comment.
Or i could have been lied to.
Any picture of Brown kissing/greeting make me feel quite ill but I am a man and perhaps women have a different perspective on it. I will remember the look on Bruni’s face when he tried to put his tongue in her ear.
Are there any females on here who would find it quite acceptable to feel his slack jaw on yours, his warm breath on your neck, and his chewed fingers on your shoulder?
My hero…I am the Martini woman; anyone, anytime any place.
Go back down the London Underground where you belong Ducki…
The image above has the same effect on females, I can assure you.
could be worse how about Yvette Cooper kissing you, fuck ,she is one ugly bird.I would jump under the fucking bus.
me too
Alex. I see what you mean but looking back to my younger days, ugly birds and beer had a certain affinity.
Aye lad
My ex who works in the entrainment industry and with a lot off Gays, say that Browns Gaydar reading is off the scale. Most Women I know hate the bastard.
re Brown’s Gaydar reading off the scale – top end or bottom end?
He’s not fussy. Any port in a storm.
*claps*
No its put me right off my tea.
As he wiped a bogey on your shoulder…
If I were Michelle Obama, I’d have to amputate the top right hand side of my torso after having that excrescence slobbering in my ear…
The bus journey started in America.
No more return to boom and bus
Very good.. claps
I find it rather appropriate that the bust Labour Party is trying to get money off the bust dead tree press ?
Sinking in the Titanic together…
£13,000? That’s the equivalent of 4 days consultancy by Geoff Hoon.
Or nearly 3 Byers and a blowjob from Margaret Moran.
Good point. Stick to the blow job as i believe she has dry rot down below.
Will pensioners be allowed to use their travel cards on GORDON’s bus?
Yes
Will pensioners want to? This one won’t. for sure.
Sounds cheap to me! But then everything’s free at the BBC!
This is perfect. The press should boycott and as a result Cameron will get 90% of the coverage by default.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I was extremely pleased to see that the military didn’t take the piss out of Prince Charles by dressing him up to look like the Meekon on steroids and pushing him in front of a camera.
Let’s pray some raghead slots him.
Mind you, they’ll need a 40ft container to ship his ears back to Mumsy.
IRA twat
Is that the same IRA sitting in Stormont currently blagging expenses like it was going out of fashion, twat?
And covering up child abuse…
Revollting IRA
Bob Aintworthatoss,supported the IRA.
Fuck the pope and the IRA…etc.
The 13 grand per bum is only for the Tory press.
The Laybuh luvvin’ fish’n'chip wrapper printers will get their seats for free.
I demand a Bus!! Do you know who I am?
I demand a gold one
I demand a Bus, a Stab Vest and a fresh bowl of fruit in my dressing room each morning!
I demand a bus because “im worth it”
I demand a bus in case I need to shag the missus in private!!
I demand a bus as I didn’t have the last chocolate brownie!!
Nope. More importantly, do you know who you are, you funny little Scotch person.
Isn’t fat Alex the one claiming double bubble and ex’s from both the Scottish parliament and Westminster?
Hey lads! I don’t cost £13,000. I just charge £350 an hour. Bareback is an extra 5p. I’m a reet good bargain, me!
I think you should attend my next moral compass debate Margaret. You shouldn’t be prostituting yourself like this.
Aah… weren’t Gordon, Dave and Nick cute when they were young. And who’s that watering her hanging baskets?
There is a very simple answer to this – just don’t go, and deprive the idiot of some of his fully unjustified publicity. It’s just another Liebour rip-off. Besides, who in the media really thinks that we want to see McBust gurning at voters and fondling babies day after day??
Oh, the Brown Broadcasting Corporation of course. A couple of hundred staff should just about cover it…
I read that as ‘fondling boobies’ at first. Then I thought, ‘Nah.’
The media will pay and pass the cost on to you.
That’s what it’s about. The BBC will send 200 staff regardless of the cost thus boosting the Maximum Imbeciles coffers even further. More laundering of tax-payers money.
That’s the angle for Guido to take.
And the Tories.
We are on it
I had to go as mummy was determined to if I didn’t
And while half the army are covering his arse some other poor c’unt will probably get killed due to lack of cover.
Or no ammo Nicholas.
with US weapons
At least Chas managed a tribute to the squaddies which sounded more or less spontaneous and sincere: unlike the prime mentalist who does the same job while sounding like Stephen Hawking’s talking gizmo.
And has first hand experience of what it’s like being a parent with a son out there.
Brown only ever visits the troops when it suits his political agenda.
Note his recent appearance just after the Chilcot inquiry when he (dishonestly) denied starving the forces of cash.
He could not give a shit about them or the job they do. Its all about him.
Very soon, well as soon as poss one of these lads is going to come home and be a national hero by slotting that bastard brown right between the eyes with high velocity round.Picture that shits brains splattered all over Sarah tweet that bitch.
Woof Woof can doggy come Woof Woof
Here boy.
The number 51 (with rice or chips).
uaf off
Put that dog on a lead.
Is the £ 13 K each to pay for the travelling Labour rentboys ?
But all the poll reports in the MSM are saying it’s neck and neck.
Surely they’re not lying to protect their comfortable lefty lifestyle? Or making it up to sound more interesting?
The only thing keeping me going is the thought of seeing the look on the face of the fat, half blind, Scottish f*ckwit when he realises the game is up.
I really wish the Tories has gone with 1st past the post. David Davies would be leader, and the Tories would be miles ahead.
But instead they plumped for happy smiley inclusive hug a Roma Gypsy Dave.
You have to laugh.
Could we arrange for Johnny Raghead to sow a few IEDs along his intended routes? There are more than enough potholes in which to conceal them. It might remind him – but only momentarily of course – of the way in which he sent our troops to war in little more than bloody biscuit tins.
Think they are ahead of you on that one:
The Government will provide £100 million to repair roads and a further £285 million to fix motorways (in Darlings budget).
That will work out about £1 per pot hole
Another token gesture ,
but got him a headline
Unfortunately the potholes are going to be short lived, soon to be filled in, by what I like to call ‘Darling’s Dollops’ lumps of small, hot, very expensive Tarmac soon to be appearing somewhere near you in an amusing patchwork quilt of mess and disorder!
It’s is ZaNuLiebors way of patching up the infrastructure, whilst hiding the fact that reason local councils cannot afford to do the road maintenance is all the money has gone on housing benefit for immigrants.
What’s this about those immigrants eating our swans.
It’s true,but only after collecting the money and then settling down for a nice feast.
Apparently they can be quite deceitful, when asked in the British citizenship test, ‘What is a swan’ they say things like, they are graceful, beautiful birds to be much admired as they majestically swim along on the water, often with a mate with whom they are attached for life, rather than saying our fucking sunday lunch!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1260031/Immigrants-blamed-rape-river-swans-mutilated-fish-stocks-down.html
fuck. Time for a second amendment
In the name of cod man, enough!
another good old english name for their mp mahmood fazel
says oh well these people make mistakes because they dont know the laws
bit like you mp’s mr fazel when you steal taxpayers money
oh ive done nothing wrong it’s all within the rules !
Stop Carping?
Immigrants don’t know their plaice.
I was wondering why all those Polish birds looked so chubby – maybe it’s their ruddy marvellous diet, or their pike-y attitude.
Not as funny as the halal KFC story, though…
yup but this time they are well kippered
To Axles,now you have hit the nail on the head.
Thank you, but I guarantee the real reasons behind ‘Darling’s Dollops®’ will not be mentioned in any election leaflets!!!
Aye. The government’s well-practised line is to go on TV and say ‘public housing is not being given to immigrants’.
Which is true.
As Axle says, they’re being given housing benefit, Any wonder about the buy-to-let boom in the UK? I know a right wing libertarian campaigner who has two buy to let flats he rents out to the council, which in turn lets them out to ‘albanians or somebody’.
He can’t see the hypocrisy.
I have witnessed with my own eyes immigrant families newly arrived at the airport taken by taxi to the Town Hall, physically placed ahead of the people who had been waiting to be seen and immediately given the keys to houses ( which the council lets off private Landlords). I can not go into too much detail but assure me it happens on a massive scale!!
and told to vote Labour no doubt
we can put marble chips in them,broken polo mints as we know them
I reckon that if Byers was a taxi you would go via the Elephant and Castle for a fare from Trafalgar Square to Parliament Square.
Used to be Liebour Party HQ years ago, so perhaps he’s just following ancestral trails…
People, including hacks will always pay up to be in the company of a queen. My entourage will be huge!
Imagine being trapped on a bus with Margaret Beckett, Yvette Cooper, Harriet Hatemen, Jacqui Smith, Squirrel Nutkin Blears etc. etc.
I don’t know about you but I would soon be topping myself somehow in the toilet.
Wanking more like.
Dear God, that’s the stuff of nightmares!
I WOULD DO COOPER SHES A FOX !
Don’t worry boys
I will fill up the bus with UNITE heavies…
And pay the double for them…
(They are the only people who can stand looking at Gordon for more than one minute)
Where are you going to organise the Maximum Leader’s Numerburg Rally Thuggie ?
Sheffield arena?
AaaaallllllRighty!
That will be fun – I can just see Ainsworth in a cap going “I ‘ate you Boulton…” whilst Alan Johnson leers at the totty a la Jack Harper.
Was Alan Johnson the type of postie who tried looking up girls’ skirts then ?
Nothing wrong with leering after schoolgirls in the 70s – that’s before paedophilia was bad.
Who could forget Rory Bremner who, when standing on a pavement expertly impersonating Michael Howard, saw the (real) LimpDum Battle Bus passing by and shouted “Why don’t you fuck off” as the assembled crowd gasped in horror?
Real quality.
Knowing Aintworthatoss he will probably get on the wrong bus.
It would be difficult to argue that you were on the ‘right’ bus if Mandelscum and Timms got on it.
what say we raise 13 grand and by Guido a ticket
and another 13 for guiness
This is getting to be like ‘Wag the Dog’
Earlier speculation re Russian Nuke Planes and Dirty Bombs and now:-
‘Bin Laden’s New Threat To Kill All US Captives
3:50pm UK, Thursday March 25, 2010
Jo Couzens, Sky News Online’
Do you think Osama reads your blog Guido?
Maybe Tat is Osama Bin Laden in a cave……….somewhere
Okay. I have a question. How does this policy differ from Bin Laden’s previous policy on captive Americans? Or Italian journalists for that matter?
What’s changed?
Exactly. Nothing. So what’s the point of the ‘news’ piece.
Raise the threat levels , cry wolf, part of the politics of distraction.
The image they are going for is the big clunking fist protecting the electorate by personally bombarding terrorists with a hail of Nokias.
Brazilian electricians would be well advised not to go within five miles of the Brown entourage.
Come to that, an assassination attempt is always good for a few votes if all else fails.
So if we can find a hit man who wants to top brown
we will now have to pay him £23,000 in stead of the usual £10,000
FFS
every thing has gone up under labour but at least he wont have to hunt the bastard down
he can even sit behind him do do the country a favour
We may be able to negotiate on the 10K though as he wont have to hunt him down?
The wheels on the bus go round and round.
round and round
round and round
the wheels on the bus go round and round etc!
And we all get filthy rich!!
The Whelan on the bus goes spin spin spin,
spin spin spin
The wimmin on the bus are fatter fatter fatter, fatter fatter fatter
Wonder whether Maguire has been booked for another slot on ‘Have I got news for you’
Hope so, otherwise I will have to wait for the BBC repeat, or for ‘Dave’ in 2025.
What a hoot he was.
Not.
Did anyone notice Brown yesterday at PMQ’s
he looked terminally ill ?
well we can all live in hope !
I’ve got his number.
GORDON Brown has mocked a Birmingham MP who complained about cancelled bus services in the city,
The Prime Minister sarcastically told the House of Commons he would call an “emergency cabinet” after John Hemming (Lib Dem Yardley) raised the issue of the number 41 bus.
http://www.birminghammail.net/news/birmingham-news/2010/02/04/prime-minister-mocks-birmingham-mp-over-41-bus-route-query-97319-25757915/
Good, that’s the entire Birmingham vote sorted then.
If you read it, its anyone outside London who wants to use an unprofitable bus service.
He cannot help himself can he?
He’s so nasty he forgot that Birmingham council (along with practically every council in the UK) is now conservative.
A lobbed ball for him to have a good dig at the Tories but his nasty streak just overwhelmed him. He really is a fucking thoroughly nasty, condescending piece of work.
This is why he fucks everything up. He just will not be told anything. He’s determined to put one over on every cu*t.
Move along, nothing happening here.
He really has no humility.
He has been brought surrounded by yes men telling him how wonderful and smart he is and how he is right about everything that it’s all gone to his head and so he can’t hear any of the criticism being thrown at him now.
Hope he gets a big reality check in May.
brought up*
This is no time for a novice.
Stop chasing me through the kitchen in your y-fronts! I’m trying to keep up a cool image.
I’m going to tour the country in a number 10 bus.
He didn’t phrase his question very well. Typical LibDem.
http://johnhemming.blogspot.com/2010/02/video-of-41-bus-question.html
a can of shandy and the forces of hell at the back, the squares at the front and a sponsorship from Unite. Maybe all the out of work hosties can serve the snacks?
That’s only the beginning, after boarding the doors will be closed and locked. Then the cloth cap will come for the collection to pay for the fuel, Driver’s wages, parking charges etc. etc.!!!
Roll up for the mystery Tour,
Gordon is going to take you away,
take you away,
BA is cheaper, but we guarantee to get you there
£13,000 and you have to sit next to some smelly, preening lobby hack playing with his gadget!
the way we’re going it will cost £13k just for the petrol.
Maguire ‘s already booked the seat next to the pisser and i’m not talking about Brown.
How much will it cost to get the preening lobby hack to play with your gadget!!
Why not re-program the Driver’s sat-nav so it believes the M25 leads directly out over Beachy Head, to the sound of,
“He’ll be flying down the cliffside when he comes,
He’ll be flying down the cliffside when he comes,
He’ll be flying down the cliffside, with Balls latched on behind!
And singing Fifeshire ditties when he comes!!!”
apologies to Talking Heads but the Road To Nowhere seem to be the perfect coach song for Gordy and his only chums from the fecking BBC!
Well we know where we are going
But we dont know where we’ve been
And we know what we are knowing
But we cant say what we’ve seen
And we’re not little children
And we know what we want
And the future is certain
Give us time to work it out
We’re on the road to nowhere
Come on inside
Takin’ that road to nowhere
We’ll take that ride . . . .
How apt. I have Talking Head 77 and just noted the tracks ” No Compassion”,
“Don’t worry about the government “, and, of course, the classic “Psycho Killer”.
Don’t forget “Burning Down The House”.
We wish.
Hold tight, wait till the party’s over
Cochise see the foreigners in fancy houses
Oddly reminiscent of ZaNu’s financial acumen.
Typed “What does £ 13,000 buy?” into Google, hit “I feel lucky” and got something that included Aussie premium-rate phone numbers with “Gold and Platinum”. One of those days…
Can I swap you ?
I got four nights with Patricia Hewitt.
I got Lord Glasgow
Three taxi rides.
Are they really going to let that man loose on the poor unsuspecting public?
He never meets the public only party drones bussed in to make it seem as if we all love him. I e-mailed my MP asking for details of his itineray where the populace could see him in action. Suprisingly enough he will only tell me where he has been, not where he will be. For security purposes you understand.
You have to understand…….the public need protection.
If hacks pay to go on the Labour media bus then they’re doubly stupid. They may being offered privileged access, but as demonstrated in the US (and even commented on by BBC:R4 once) the lobby are ISOLATED from the politicians on media buses/planes. They’re deployed to film the President/PM mug to the camera occasionally & spend the rest of the time corralled by handlers and manipulated by spin-doctors.
Frankly they should have the courage to demand a daily schedule & make their own arrangements to cover it. If No. 10 won’t give that out to accredited journalists then they should walk away.
Bet Will self ends up on the bus as a radio 4 wild card!!
Fares please : Where to ?
Ah, that will be £13,000 please
Cash only of course !
pay that fucking panda wearing the conductors uniform
Highland crook. I could byer a taxi for that!
What about following the bus around in a champagne and caviar stocked chauffeur driven Merc. Three hacks per car – saves about £30k per day
They are not really going to have the nerve to tour the Country with ‘a future fair for all’ emblazoned down both sides of the Bus are they?, on the back they could put..
Please Drive Carefully or Police Follow.
Baby on Board!
I was reading a newspaper yesterday, and I got to the “Classified Section” of the paper and found a half decent lawnmower for a good price, so, I snapped it up. I then turned a few pages to where one can view the latest people to have died, some peacefully, and some suddenly, although I think that there should be some limit, age wise, for someone to have died suddenly. Once one hits the three score and ten age mark, anything after that is NOT sudden. I know that there are people in their 70’s, & 80’s that are still working, or are very able people, but, if you go to church, on a Sunday, you will see a great deal more old people than young people. Some of them may well be just going to church, because they’ve got one foot in the grave, and are covering all their bets, just in case there really is a God, and at least they can say to Peter, that they went to church on a Sunday. I’ve digressed from what I wanted to do here, but just to remind all the coffin dodgers out there, 70+ not sudden.
So what I wanted to say was, 13,000 is a lot of money, where does one catch it and where does one get off?
The lie-bore party battle bus
Firstly….Maguire is dillusional, he thinks Brown will win and he will get his peerage. Secondly most people would want to be paid a considerable sum much more then thirteen thousand to follow Brown on the campaign trail. When this election is over Brown will be on the opposition back benches, that is if he has not been taken away from No 10 kicking and screaming by the “men in white coats”. The last problem will be where to hang his portrait in No 10, any suggestions anyone?
But Boy Dave is fading faster than a Matalan T shirt.
“….Maguire is dillusional, he thinks Brown will win ……….”
He’s not alone.The smart money is leaving Dave and switching to Brown as we speak.
Ashcroft;Lisbon,Hague and Osbourne have settled Dave’s chances of becoming the youngest PM. Looks like its back to media work for him post May.It takes REAL leadership to spunk away a 26 point lead over the most unpopular PM since polling began. Labour will be back in power for another 5 years with approx 20/30 majority.It’s over chaps…it was fun whilst it lasted
35.3% gave Labour 356 last time. They need 326 so they could lose 30 vegetables and still be the government.
A picture at the bottom of the pan.
Then you shit all over him – just like he has shat all over us for 13 years.
joe shit is going to vote and not look at any polls fatso is out
Don’t worry, the BBC bummers will happily fill Gordon’s bus (and his arse with cum) at 13K a go. After all it’s not their money is it?
See we don’t have to pay to ride Gordon’s Bus
No, but we have to pay to ride Gordon’s Bust.
There is no such thing as free.
In my Smolensk butcher’s shop today we are laugh again at your English politics ways. My assistant Yuri is engage in delicate business of prepare for arrival environmental health inspectors and is clean out sump pump. He is work especial vigour because of incident that difference between me and Sir Gordon Brown.
We learn you concern at bullyings by politicians in work place so now Brown he all feely touchy kissy kissy. But bullyings is essential part of work place. Yesterday, Yuri is daydream about new girlfriend Olga – very nice curvy figure, flashing eyes and most own tooths. And he is let herrings flan burn. So what I do? Throw phone or pen at him in feeble Brown-like efforts? No. I drag to sink by hair, fill with water and hold Yuri head under for 2 minutes. Today Yuri is work harder than ever. It then I also spot problem with sump pump. Violence is key to productivity.
And as for business of pay by journalists come on campaign! In Russia all media is own by politicians so problem is not arise.
Like it.
Classic
You’re getting seriously good at this!!
ah – now is meet friend in this land who speak eenglish like the proper.
we have ways for deal with traitors workshy and polticins who cheating on the people are.
we in the back of the head shoot them
let us give you demo
Charlie hasn’t finished yet, the day is young,this is a direct punch in Browns well exercised gut.
Same as the old bus….
I name this bus the ‘Brown Boom & Bust Battlebus’ and may God curse all those who travel aboard it.
£ 13,000-00 ??? !!! TOO MUCH MAGIC BUS
Nothing to do with politics just some really mad people
I did this walk in 1998.
I have never ever been so terrified in my life.
Whole sections were missing. I imagine it is in much worse condition now.
A reasonable comaprison would be to fly a Lancaster bomber on a Berlin raid WITHOUT the flak and night fighters. They were brave
rather you than me pal !
“Whole sections were missing. I imagine it’s in much worse condition now.”
Doubt it – being in Spain, they’ll have had a few million quid in EU grants and are probably planning a motorway as we speak…
Anyway, most of it has railings – bloody Health and Safety Nazis!
I notice Michael Palin never walked this trail!
Apparently it is “safer” now, not because it isn’t crumbling, but because a via ferrata has been fixed along it, so you can clip in to the wires if you think you need to….
See picture:
http://www.ukclimbing.com/articles/page.php?id=1540
Not really a “tourist” route though.
In the video, there is a slight pause at a couple of the missing sections, so I suspect he does clip a sling onto the wires.
You wouldn’t get me down there though…
Could we take the Ruin’s bus along this trail? VERY frightening!
Where in Hackney is this? The lousy Council never fixes fuck all…
O/T but please enjoy Gordon’s post 6th May career:
Browns first budget
http://news.bbc.co.uk/democracylive/hi/historic_moments/newsid_8582000/8582108.stm
Put em in a snatch land rover (Brown, Balls and Ainsworth for starters) and kick off the Concert tour with venues at Birmingham, Bradford and Bolton.
now we know why its not a train
Us next
and us
Plan A
Disable air traffic Check
Disable Rail Check
Disable roads,pothole traffic cones Check
Takeover the country Check
Break out the flares and fire up the quattro.
I just got asked to work tonight fixing railway lines
it’s OK dear – just put a few spoons of this ‘ere powder in the tea urn.
tea urn . . . . . . ?! . . . good un eh?
Mr Prezza of Scott, a Noo_Lie_Bore apparatchik, inspiration, and illumination, – also impotent git says:
see me wiv them birds wiv big tits didya? . . . didya . . . ?
Phwoooarrr!!
That Copper-Balls bird ain’t got nuffin on them . ..
Anyone gotta sandwich . . . ? . . . pasty . . . ? . . . . pie . . . ? . . anything . . ?
Come to me my darhlings. .
Let me slobber in your ear . . .
And my vile poison drops . . .
Will last you many’a year.
(by the poison dwarf of kirkiddykuddy claptrap)
Oh and one last prayer lord. Thank you for giving the genius to the man who made phones smaller
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nvWgMkmFQCE/SAB-XDAwCkI/AAAAAAAAA_U/TvCEbb72thk/s400/First+mobile+phone.jpg
Yeah but have you noticed that since they made the phones and newspapers smaller, the railway carriages have also reduced in size. Some serious Karma going down here!!
Stop Press – Germany buys up Greece! Then they’ve got their eyes on GB!
Well ive been stocking up on olive oil!
You’ll only need the olive oil if the Turks take over…
I’ll second that.
I think the polite word is annexed, If at first you don’t succeed……
Yahoo!
They can fuck off UK is mine
If you can bump off Gorgon we’re all yours, you sexy little man.
Alright guvnr listen up. Organising a coach trip to Beachy Head on June 4th, one way only. 13k a head obviously good value when you consider the send off you will get! No point hanging around for another 13 years, go out with a bang. Its all quite legal nowadays. Get to the cliffs edge and then I put me foot down and charge the abyss like a mad c**t. I off course will jump out the drivers seat just before you go over the edge. Much preferable to the alternative years and years of that crazy Scottish F****r in charge. More to the point it will reduce your carbon footprint and boost my bank balance. Everyones a winner!!
We have the technology to keep the rail system safe
http://yotamak.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341c145e53ef0120a5fbfcb7970c-800wi
Gerry Doherty jock
What a bargain !!!
Lebedev buys Guido Fawkes Blog for £1
Guido Fawkes Blog is sold to Russian billionaire Alexander Lebedev, owner of the Evening Standard.
Largactyl wore off
Now then, Mr Day, it’s time for our medication, isn’t it? What? Oh dear, you’ve been a naught boy and shit your kanga pants again? Off with you to the seclusion cell where you can be hosed down!
Charlie got out with the lads. That will carry a lot of weight with them and with the people
Only 13k? If they were charging 500k per seat the BBC would still take up all the seats and fund a standby bus in case the first one collapsed under the weight of all that bullshit.
Its a scam, yet another scam, to give the Labour party more tax payers cash
Darlings gone off the reservation
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8587877.stm
Labour cuts will be deeper than Thatchers
The forces of hell will now be unleashed upon him….
I don’t think he gives a shit, sweet revenge,probably more to come
We will gladly pay any amount to hear the words of Our Glorious and Beloved Leader,
- to sit at His Feet
- to receive His words and thoughts at first hand.
For the Words of Our G + BL are not just words
they are Words of Gold.
The Thoughts of Our G + BL are not just thoughts
they are Thoughts of Gold.
Just make sure you pay you pay your telly tax so we can keep on paying ourselves and Him – whom the World Adores!!
Fucking Labour! If you met Gordon Brown you would do a Geoege W Bush!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/haiti/7522038/George-W-Bush-wiped-hand-after-shaking-with-Haitian.html
Sensible man: I doubt there’s much Andrex floating about the place at the moment.
not the first time so tell damage control to fuck off
Wise man: why bother with a spec case and cloth when you have a real woman at hand?
Last time I was at No. 10, I didn’t really mind Brown kissing me, but I didn’t expect he’d slip me some tongue……and he had been eating Marmite.
you were lucky Magda gets this.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/SnmHw9Ur1hI/AAAAAAAACO4/Sysl_nnv4wU/s400/Gordon+Brown+Holiday+1.jpg
Thanks, i’m going to have trouble sleeping now.
No – seriously – a girl like me needs a lot to keep her down and satisfied.
Reckon you’ve got wot it takes boys?
Or is it all pearlts b4 wine.
Bloody hell Guido!, I keep getting mis-directed to some boring Political site and as for order/order, Pizza never turned up.
After i’ve finished with your arse you’ll not be able to sit down for a week love.
Good God Man
Great idea.
Can we make multiple payments?
Darling’s Budget was like the dentist’s mouthwash – pale pink, mildly astringent, bland, nasty and a preparation for some bloody business ahead.
Next he will champion multi-protection Plax mouthwash, helps prevent gum disease and gives 12 hour protection against plaque and bacteria.
Sounds like Gordon Browns CV
Darling will be a dead man walking after admitting Labour cuts will be worse than Mrs T’s.
So why on the BBC 1 news did the BBC/toenails refer back to Maggie Thatcher? Shouldn’t they be pointing out the lies from Brown about “Tory cuts v Liebour investment?” that this fool parroted every day and was lapped up by the BBC?
They should be doing the entire Conservative campaign for them.
because, lets face it, CCHQ haven’t been bothering to do it for months.
Agreed, the Tories have been so useless when you think of how many Liebour lies they have.
Have the Tories forgotten THIS one.
“…Diaries suggest Gordon Brown did have prior knowledge of Bernie Ecclestone’s donation…”
http://futurefairforall.org/post/413057426/diaries-suggest-gordon-brown-did-have-prior-knowledge
I should ask that when the BBC were going on about Ashcroft the Tories didn’t even bring this one up, don’t expect the BBC to.
Did you notice on the BBC Budget coverage (about 23 minutes in), Jon Sopel compared the state of the economy from 1996/1997 to 2009/2010.
The following figures speak for themselves
Govt Borrowing from £27 bn to £163 bn
Govt Debt from £347 bn to £799 bn
Growth from +3.3% to -5.0%
Inflation from 1.9% to 3.0%
Personal Debt from £492 bn to £1,460 bn
Health Spending from £43 bn to £119 bn
Education from £38 bn to £161 bn
Unemployment from 2.23 mil to 2.45 mil
Average House prices from £55k to £161k
Toenails didn’t give his opinion on this in the same way he was absent from his blog earlier in the week when Byers, Hoon, Hewitt and Moran were exposed.
it was telling that Toenails first comment after Darling sat down was to hightlight the Belize tax sharing pact and Ashcroft – he just can’t help himself.
You can tell Labour is in trouble when even Nick “Toenails” Robinson has trouble defending the indefensible.
I’M NOT LISTENING – LA LA LA LA LA LA
Toenails always goes MIA when there is bad news for Liebour. It’s always left to the ugly jock bird (Huntsberg I think her name is) Landale or the fat blind twat.
Listen all you German nazis, please give us some money if you want.
Any more fares?
Is there room on top?
BUGGER!! I took so much time writing my name i’ve completely forgotten what I was going to say. I must be a complete Hoon!
Nice to hear an old-fashioned swear word used so effectively.
why do you only watch the BBC and ignore all the other TV channels, the newspapers and the internet British public ?
why why WHYYYYYYYYYYY?????
Does anyone else sniff their missus’s farts or is just me?
No, I sniff your missus farts too, while you are at work, and then we laugh at you and drink champagne
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it wont cost any money to throw buckets of shit at the bus…….
I just love this clip See a judge tear a young lawyer a new arsehole
They had makeup sex after
Was it her bad week ?
Some unenlightened people thing women shouldn’t be in high powered jobs like Judiciary because they get too emotional, see evrey argument put to them as a personal attack on themselves, become shrill, throw a strop and flounce of in the huff . !
Jeremy Hunt Conservative MP, Shadow Culture Secretary
“I believe that the BBC is a great national institution.”
“I am proud of the BBC. I think that most British people think that we are very lucky to have a BBC and most people who aren’t British, if they don’t have a BBC, wish they did have one.”
“I don’t see the BBC as a State broadcaster. “I think people see the BBC as operating at arms length from the government and it’s very important that it should continue to do so and that’s why we’ve said we will protect the BBC charter.”
Translation: They are a bunch of marxists, but I cannot say so yet. But after we win the election I will purge the leftie scum out of there, privatise most of it, but maybe let them keep on making wildlife documentaries.
No, what he said was that the Tories will subjugate the BBC as a Number 10 propaganda machine just like Gordon and Tony have, but there might need to be some personel changes.
Toenails better brush off his CV
and he’s going to do this by replacing the current BBC trust with another BBC trust. radical stuff
as much chance of him privatising the BBC as there is of Cast Iron Dave giving a referendum on Lisbon or pulling out of the corrupt EU
Agreed. Damn with faint praise.
There will have to be a Charter renewal in 2014.
Plenty of time for a full debate.
Guns get shit done
oooo por de lub oof Allah WHY?
UK Economy goes http://therearenosunglasses.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/nuke.jpg
The Worzels head an internet campaign over the tax hike on cider
railway maintainance staff to strike BA still striking
Has a ring of the 70′s about it and who was in power then
the same set of fuckwitts that we have today
New labour same result
poor nell must be beside herself
What a brilliant budget, the value of the stache of home brewed cider in my shed, (sourced from windfalls, no cost, no tax, no VAT, no duty, 8% alcohol skullcracker) has gone up by 10% – gives me even more pleasure when I’m drinking it to get off my head to forget the way Gorgon has ruined his country
First and only stop is Rampton secure mental hospital.
Oh bum, some nasty Tory oik on the Telegraph is dissing me and my BBC chums:
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/culture/pwest/100007247/forget-the-archers-it%E2%80%99s-bbc-radio%E2%80%99s-gang-of-lefty-comedians-that-betrays-its-political-bias/
unfunny Hunt
time for Jim Davdson to make a return
the public gets what the public wants
This current bunch are not a patch on Dave Allen.
Good article. All of the BBC is full of pro-Labour shills and these leftie so-called comedians are the worst. Middle-class pinkos pretending to be proletarian is just pathetic. As for Marcus Brigstocke he just isn’t funny and is actually quite obnoxious, but is on the BBC because his brother is an executive.
“The worst political bias of Radio 4 isn’t revealed on the Today programme or in The Archers, but by the station’s predictable gang of Left-wing comedians. The BBC would do well to recruit a more balanced stable unless it wants to alienate its listeners.”
Wait until the Tories get back in. We will be snowed under with these tossers slagging off the government for things that they never criticise Labour for.
I expect Ben Elton and Spitting Image to reappear slagging off Cameron every week.
Marcus Brigstocke is an ex-public school boy from an extremely wealthy family who now affects an estuary-English accent, feigns proletarianism, and postures as a leftist.
The man is a total clown, though not in the way he would like to be. Many of those who know him regard him as a snob, a hypocrite and an arrogant oaf.
He speaks highly of you.
I was funnier
course you were fatcat
Sort of a Harriet Harman type then?
We can only pray they all get Cancer and die at the BBC.
Evan Davies at the ‘Creative Cutting Edge’! That’s a good laugh!
I agree horses are funnier
Not just comedians on the BEEB, generally across all the telly they are biased against anybody who is not in the governing party! This is a strange pervision of satire. Its generally held that one of the main functions of satire is that of holding authority ( i.e the government) to account in a comic entertaing way. Unfortunately the Hoons we have in this country invariably see any opposition party as being their target. I dont know if its because they are scared of upsetting the powers that be. I’ve always thought it highly suspicious that Spitting image ( WHICH DID FOR THE TORIES) was taken off air the moment Labour got in in 97! i know it made a play at being evenhanded but it was overwhelmingly anti-conservative. Mind you could you possibly manage it with the current bunch of Hoons. They’re beyond parody!!
> they are biased against anybody who is not in the governing party!
Like with Hutton you mean ?
So pleased were the governing party that the Director General was hounded out
OK so where are all the comic shows that have made fun of the government in the past few weeks? Hutton was 5 years ago and was an isolated incident. Most comics are intellectually lazy and as such find it easier to go with the prevailing left wing orthodoxy rather than think for themselves. That is also why so many left wing comics simply arent funny!!
I suggest a TV program of order-order. No one is safe from the cruel wit on here. The scripts could be taken straight from comments. And no guido does not get the royalties
I suggest you start writing some comedy and get it out there as your sidesplitting repetion of Hoon shows you are wasted here
if the public don’t find comedy funny they don’t watch it so why get in such a hissy fit about it ?
But apart from anything elae its a shame if the public are depived of anti government satire. It would lighten their load and help get them through the day. If the public didn’t find it funny thats fine, thats a free society but at the moment their is not sufficent balance!!
Hey, how d’ya know that cash for clunkers was a success?
Well 95% of the Obama bumper stickers have disappeared.
is on the BBC because his brother is an executive.
How many BBC staff are related to one another?
Brickstock clearly is not funny and is a prime example of nepotism being confused with talent and ability.
I’ve just heard Prince Charles on C4 News talking about Afghanistan.
If he’d added a “But I was very, very drunk at the time” to the end of his interview I’d have sworn it was Rowley Birkin Q.C.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/characters/images/rowley_birkin2.jpg
It’s not, are you ?
It was a delight to see Prince Charles with the Gurkhas and Rory Stewart in ‘Stan.To vote Labour is low treason.
and he wore one of them deadmans vests
and his youngest son served.Unlike the Blair/Straw lice.
Yes very interesting that Charles is allowing Rory Stewart such a prominent role in his entourage. Is the heir up to anything that we ought to know about or this something that the HOONS will pick on and try and kick him in the goolies with!!
he’s as eco friendly as eco dave
will that do ?
Lousy response from the Labour lice.
that’s upset the little troll
I wonder why ?
can’t handle the truth I suppose
Limp
Gimp
Limper
Gimpest
Limpest
sorry you lose
Every one on the floor for “a gentlemens excuse me !
and had there been a war when he was in charge of a destroyer he would have gone on active service.
and join up,supplice.
and New Zealand offered a frigate for active service in the Falklands task force in 82, The British Government rebuffed them (very rude) talk about pissing off your kith & kin.
We all know that Wacko Jocko is a screaming bender with all of the social skills to be expected of Myra Hindley and Fred Wests love child but just look at that photo
Hands where they shouldnt be on the body of a stranger and his tongue down the ear of the poor dusky maiden.
have you seen the shadow cabinet ?
More interesting , when looking at body language, Beast, is that she pulls her arms and hands in close to her body and does not embrace him even lightly.
In normal circumstances, in that sort of situation, the woman would just ,lightly, place her right arm and hand, across the back of the man as she gave him a peck on the cheek.
This woman closes up like a shell, protectively. Defensive body language that says I don’t like this situation!
Yes I know what you mean Nell tweet tweet
its Obamas bird
lol the search result to find the picture of gordon hugging obamas bird contains a warning of offensive images
http://images.google.co.uk/images?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=s&hl=en&q=gordon%20brown%20hugs%20michelle%20obama&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Cameron borrows can-do-better attitude from ‘brilliant Barack’
The man who could be America’s first black president won ringing praise yesterday from the man who could be Britain’s 19th old Etonian prime minister.
David Cameron said he hugely admired Barack Obama, the front-running contender for the Democrat nomination, and vowed to bring some of the same spirit to the British political debate.
“I’m enjoying watching Barack Obama. I think he’s a brilliant speaker, I think his optimism and sense of hope for the future is inspiring a lot of people. It’s great to see. Too often [politics] gets down to hope and fear and I think it’s wonderful when hope wins. I’m enjoying watching him, I must say. I think he’s compelling,” Cameron told Radio 5 Live’s Breakfast programme.
“What people like is the sense that Obama generates, that we don’t have to be like this, we can do better… I think we need that same sense of possibility here.”
“He is a very easy person to talk with, to exchange views with. He’s an incredibly impressive politician and leader but he’s also an extremely personable human being and someone it’s easy to get on with and to strike up a relationship with.
“It’s my second meeting and it’s always enjoyable to meet and discuss with him and also to meet his wife and to meet his very impressive team
Yawn…
And what do you make of this mans body language Professor nell.
Doesn’t look very comfortable does he?
Looks a bit of a clueless twat if we’re being honest.
You sound like the type of dirty perv who would have anybody with their back to the wall, so fuck off douche bag.
Hahahahahahaha!!
don’t get your handbag in a twist dearie
septic twat
I rest my case.
I’d love to get my handbag twisted round your scrawny, fucking neck.
you couldn’t swing your fucking handbag hard enough to bother even a limpwrist twerp like ickle Georgie Osborne, sunshine
Excellent video showing an honest reaction. I especially liked the Interview with a Vampire bit at the end. Where does Ben Bradshaw aka Vlad the ex-BBC Prince of Dorkness get his blood these days?
Bradshaw = Tosser
Burnham = Even Bigger Tosser
Brown = Tosser Giganticus
‘Looks a bit of a clueless twat if we’re being honest.’
Perhaps. But then again maybe Cameron’s not entirely comfortable in a room full of arse bandits…after all he’s not a Labour minister. Or maybe Cameron dropped his pen and was scared to pick it up.
“But then again maybe Cameron’s not entirely comfortable in a room full of arse bandits…”
he must really enjoy those shadow cabinet meetings then
Ha ha ha ha !
Which will outlast the other as leader of his party, Brown or Cameron?
What is it you don’t like ? cameron’s ‘we have to give our people a free vote on this issue’!!
Presumably you want a marxist response of ‘ you will vote how we tell you to’!!!
he clearly meant the fact that cameron made a cun’t of himself nell
you actually think cam looked good there??
nells been guzzling the last of her cider
I hardly think that treatment of a paraphiliac minority in Lithuania is an issue for a mainstream British politician.
“The public opinion is quite clear – they don’t want a demonstration of sexuality,” a spokeswoman said. “People want to live under their rules and let one another be himself, but not to intervene in public life and influence youth.”
“This law will create a democratic balance between the majority and the minority – we want peace.”
Lithuania and its neighbor Latvia have in the last several years become major targets of antagonizing propaganda and demonstrations from European homosexualists, who have staged or attempted to stage sexually provocative gay Pride parades in the capitals of Baltic nations.
Trolley bus drivers in the capital also went on strike in 2007 and refused to work until newly-placed pro-homosexual advertisements were removed from their buses.
That’s DEMOCRACY.
A WHEEL HAS FALLEN OFF HELP
sound of wind and one tumbleweed
LABOUR= Champagne Socialists
TORY = Champagne Charlies
POOF POOF
Conservatives trail Labour in marginal seats, poll shows
Telegraph
Published: 3:28PM GMT 25 Mar 2010
The Tories are still trailing Labour in marginal seats they need to win if they are to secure a Commons majority, according to a poll published today.
The Ipsos Mori survey for Thomson Reuters provided further evidence that a hung parliament was on the cards at the forthcoming general election.
It found that in constituencies set to determine the outcome of the election, Labour leads the Tories by four points among those certain to vote.
poll was taken in 56 Labour-held seats that the Tories need a swing of between 5% and 9% to win
link
find it yourself you lazy hoon
Telegraph the date and the title so even so you can manage that much
I bet you do it yourself all the time tat, you fucking jerkoff.
go fuck yourself fartsniffer
like is blog,still not done
I have a blog.
http://tatsblogs.wordpress.com/
I an as impressed as I thought I would be
Welcome is what you say to anyone you like. But I think your all shit heads so I an not going to say that. But here is tats blog.
Must try harder….
I will never visit it.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7521740/Conservatives-trail-Labour-in-marginal-seats-poll-shows.html
happy to oblige
”Nevertheless, everything is still to play for, since almost half the public, and a third of those who are certain they will vote, say they may still change their mind.”
This Ipsos Mori Poll dataset shows that the LibDems share in these marginal seats is currently running at 11%
But 77% of those said that they might change their minds if they thought gordon was going to win!!!
And theren lies the heart of the next election which has not yet been called.
When gordon finally plucks up ‘courage’ (yes I accept that’s a nonsense word to use in conjunction with the word gordon!!) to call the next election, THEN I think the polls will start to coalesce and show where the majority of voters are really going to go.
There are interesting sub-battles to be fought in balls new constituency and bercows buckingham one. The outcome in either of those and in several dozen others is not predictable.
This is probably the most difficult election to predict ever and likely to be the most interesting one to watch!!
Politics is usually as interesting as watching paint drying. This one is going to a bit different I think!!
you’re not looking for any desperate excuse to ignore the headline finding at all nell. and it certainly doesn’t sound like it. the limp dems will save Dave because they aren’t going head to head with him in any marginals either
polls almost always tighten as an election gets closer
Yeah, like they did in 1992.
The folks can’t figure out which one’s Coke and which one’s Pepsi.
But what they really want is Vimto.
So who is Gordon snogging in that photo?
And is she still alive, successful and happily married?
mrs Obama
Mrs Obama Beach if you dont mind !!!!!
Didn’t realise that, poor woman, Jonah has certainly cursed her husband.
Just saw Alastair Darling interviewed in C4 +1 news, wherein he stated this gem “public finances are improving, but we are not out of the woods yet”
K G-M the interviewer didnt think to question this. Fer feck sake, how can you let politicians dissemble so blatantly and not tell them to their face they are either:
A. Stupid
B. A lying bastard
C. A stupid lying bastard
Lets analyse that statement shall we Alastair:
Firstly;
“Public Finances are improving”, by -£160bn this year. In la la land are “worsening” finances only counted when they are greater than say 20% of GDP, or at say £250bn pa?
Secondly;
“We are not out of the woods yet”. The only thing “out of the woods” is Tiger Woods is out of Mrs Woods. We, Alastair, are in the middle of the fucking woods surrounded by shit, piss, brambles and bears. Running an annual deficit next year of another £160bn, 12% GDP, and then down to 6% of GDP in 4 years time, is most definitely not “out of the woods yet” is it you fucking arsehole.
No wonder the country is fucked, if no-one is willing to challenge this shit and tell our halfwit nation what is going on.
Despite the ressession I thought The Chancellor is sporting a rather nice Tan at the moment.
funny that. Once the workers were labour now they are conservative
Sorry you watched the wrong interview. Jeff Randall interviewed Darling tonight and really did ask the right questions to which he had no answer than the usual ramblngs. It looks as though some Journalists are starting to get the message. Lets hope so.
He should learn a few things from Michael Foot and have them sit on his knee, especially the nice looking boys.
Fuck Global Warming !
this was the only way to travel
good clean fun built by the best engineers in the world
powered by the fuel supplied by the best miners in the world
in a time when the whole world wanted to be British !
Mr Gore praised the role Mr Cameron had played in promoting environmental issues.
“The fact that both your political parties are competing vigorously to offer solutions is very important,” he told Tory frontbenchers.
“I can assure you that people around the world really are watching and are appreciating the quality of this debate.”
Mr Cameron prasied Mr Gore effusively.
“If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.
“Today, I want to tell the British people some uncomfortable truths.
There is a price for progress in tackling climate change.”
“Mr Cameron praised Mr Gore effusively.”
OMFG!
The Tory fucks know they can gate away with Draconian regressive taxes if they play the green card.
Everybody knows global warming is a load of lying shite dreamed up left-Nazis to thieve from the poor. Al Gore a fat fucking pig making tens of $millions from the scam. At the very least, he should be disembowelled and set on fire.
politics is a game son, some things will shock you but it dont mean they are meant
I expect that slogan will do well
I live near a steam railway – wonderful to watch!!!
Professor Jones /UEA / leaked emails wasn’t it?
And what has our winter done – oh coldest for 30 years or something!!!
So cameron made statements before the jones/UEA scandal and this latest coldest winter that he supported gore and the climate change lobby —-shrug—
cameron is still making statements about climate change ?? Is gordon still making statements about climate ???? Yes. Of course he is !!
But I still believe that over the next 5/10 years the ‘science ‘ well, if you can call it that!, will change, and then government opinion will change with it.
Let’s not forget that 30 years ago science was telling politicians that we were heading for a new Ice Age and politicians began changing their policies to take account of that view until it was realised that the scientists were wrong!!!!
In Norfolk and near a Steam railway. That narrows it down nicely missus.
There you go!!!
How wrong can you be !!!?
Steam power, eh? I’m really, really, jealous. Must be great.
has Dave took back the statements or changed Policy on Global Warming?
that would be a big fat NO.
try again.
So what?
PS ‘took’ should be ‘taken’ (Past Participle).
Perhaps we were all ‘tooken’ in….seems to be heading that way given the retreat into neutrality that is breaking out all over in the Climate Debate.
>> PS ‘took’ should be ‘taken’ (Past Participle).
so what ?
he’s fighting an election and his policy on climate change hasn’t changed
work it out
That’s nothing. Try this.
a beast,like myself with the lady’s
With the lady’s what exactly?
With due respect I don’t think that that TWO steam engine train, pulling one load of carriages – which must surely be very rare today, is making much impact on climate!!!
We call it “Mandy” because it has a tender behind
It’s called the Lickey Bank. As any fule kno.
It looks like a funicular from the road bridge at the top. You expect to see a geared rail in the middle.
Lord Ashcroft may bid for £100K Crimea Victoria Cross Medal awarded to Scots guard Guido Fawkes in 1854 goes on sale, along with cannonball that removed his arm
you can fuck off now,i’m back
I’m tartacus!
really i am surprised
No doubt I will be called a troll and I am not.
Listened to Alistair Darling on the PM prog when he openly admitted that the financial situation was so bad that he would have to be more draconian than Margaret Thatcher. I have to say that if Brown came out and pledged Darling would be his Chancellor after the election and NOT Balls then I would consider voting Labour.
I have NO faith in Osborne’s abilities and neither does the City.
you got that right Troll
Your blog is just like your head
EMPTY
I must say his eyebrows would probably swing the issue for me. Debt at 1.4 trillion maybe but Celtic eyebrows on a Hoon!
Darling is probably the only honest Labour minister left.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha……very good.
Thanks Anonymous, your small business loan from the state-controlled £47 billion pot of taxpayers money is hereby approved
If he was decent and honest he would have resigned ages ago. No one with any principles could possibly remain in such a Cabinet populated by lying hypocrits.
If he was honest he would admit that maths has never been his strong point !
every prediction he’s ever made was wrong !
Not Rangers eyebrows?
Chancellor Darling in a National Government would suit me but NO Brown.
The dire state of the nation’s finances in a world where others are racing ahead, calls for us to pull together. No room for the spendthrift ideologues of the Left when push comes to shove.
I didn’t know Lord Ashcroft had had his arm blown off by a cannonball.
What’s this all about? Has Dave finally realised that things are not quite right at CCHQ?
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23819022-david-cameron-calls-in-saatchis-as-tory-lead-vanishes.do
Enough of the tree hugging, ‘progressive’, fad de jour crap Dave! Give us some red meat. The country’s up shit creek without a paddle due to Labour’s venality and incompetence so we’re ready for it. Start banging on about crime, immigration and other sore topics, familiar to anyone who has listened to conversations at the bus stop ‘or ‘down the pub’. Or in Dave’s case in the servant’s quarters or down the club. Whatever. Just rip Brown and those Labour spivs new arseholes please. Start sticking it to the BBC and their lefty journos who, in effect, have been campaigning for Labour on our money. It’s not that difficult. In fact its such a target rich environment I fail to see what the Tories have been playing at. Too many amateurs, posh boys and interns at CCHQ. Dust off Tebbit if you have too but get a grip Dave.
Dave has realised fuck ALL. He wants everyone to like him and call him Dave.
Dave is a waste of space and a vote.
Yougov poll show Tory lead has doubled since yesterday
Now standing at 4%
but we think YouGov are liars remember?
Doh! stick to the script please
So what is gordon’s strategy for the election?!!
Tea and biscuits with safe labour voters in safe labour seats and hug a celebrity for media shots!!
Don’t go anywhere near pensioners, the families of the Armed Forces or small businesses which are are going to the wall faster than anything else in Britain at the moment!!!
Sad, isn’t it ?
I am not a pensioner, a soldier or a small business. Does this mean I have a chance he will visit, I really hope so because I have a big surprise waiting for him. You can rest assured all future appointments will be cancelled.
When I saw Guido’s link;
£28,000 for Curry,
I thought it was Prescott’s Saturday night restaurant bill.
see Guidos been running rampant with his rubber,and i mean his digital one erasing comments
It’s a trap
Seeing as you are Thick As a Tit I’ll explain
Guido is doing us a favour so we don’t have to read your NuLiebore apologist blog troll bollocks
It’s a tat!
But not as we know it, Jim.
it’s worse than that he’s dead jim
If you could just make the effort to write something interesting, entertaining or even grammatical that might help.
I’M A REAL BOY
Evening, Yvette.
Evening tat.
DAVID CAMERON ?????
So how many properties do you own? “I own a house in North Kensington which you’ve been to and my house in the constituency in Oxfordshire and that is, as far as I know, all I have.”
A house in Cornwall? “No, that is, Samantha used to have a timeshare in South Devon but she doesn’t any more.” And there isn’t a fourth? “I don’t think so – not that I can think of.” Please don’t say, “Not that I can think of.” “You might be… Samantha owns a field in SHunthorpe but she doesn’t own a house…”
The rest of the interview was punctuated with Cameron’s nagging anxiety about how this exchange was going to make him sound: “I was wondering how that will come across as a soundbite”; “‘Not that I can think of’ makes me sound… I am really worried about that…”; “I am still thinking about this house thing”; and his parting shot was: “Do not make me sound like a prat for not knowing how many houses I’ve got.”
There seems to be something about David Cameron and the number four, what with him changing his clothes four times before lunch.
Alistair Darling “Flippinng heck!”
Someone should ask that man of the people and all round working man Gordon the exact same question.
ASHCROFT!!!!!
They have, TT, they have.
It’s the echoing silences of the sepulchre.
O/T Read all about Shady Malik and his expenses……….
http://www.mpldigital.com/newspost-ltd/the-press/419/1
Thieving B’stard
A man who has had trouble speaking his whole life goes to the docs to diagnose the probkem. ”doccccttttooooor i haaaaavvvvvee haaaad troooooouble wiiiiith myyyyy speeeeeech, whaaaaaats wroooooong wiiiiiith meeeeee?”
The doctor does some checks and discovers the problem is related to the mans enormous penis. ”I’m sorry sir” said the doc, ”but to improve your speech were gonna have to remove your penis”
The man reluctantly agrees and has the operation. After surgery the guy is amazed and thankful for his normal speech, however a few days later he begins to miss his huge cock and returns to the docs. ”im sorry doc but i dont care about my speech, i want my huge penis back please”
The doc replies ”immmmmm sorrrrrrrrry buuuuuut thaaaaaaats impoooooooosssssible nooooooow maaaaate!”
You seem to be talking about gordon !!!!
But it really worries me that he now thinks he has to hug everyone that he meets!!!!
Serious social problem – this man does not react normallly to social contact.
Hne either never reacts or over-reacts as he does in this photo!!
breakdown horizon
‘Breakdown horizon?’
I had that once. I was on a beach. In Oman. I may have had a great deal to drink and I may have been in the company of a particularly beautiful woman. Okay, I had, and I was.
Anyway I was aroused from my slumbers by said Shell-babe alerting me to a sea-snake in the water (ooo-er missus). So naturally I stood up to take a look.
Do you remember the old B&W TVs with their ‘horizontal hold’ dial? If your TV got out of tune you’d have to fuck with it to get a steady picture to stop the screen from kind of bouncing up and down for a bit and then scrolling over the top?
Well that was what the whole fucking world looked like.
My entire fucking world was bouncing for a few seconds and then scrolling over the top.
‘The horizon – it’s scrolling……’
Never achieved that level of inebriation before or since.
‘Breakdown horizon?’
I had that once. I was on a beach. In Oman. I may have had a great deal to dr*nk and I may have been in the company of a particularly beautiful woman. Okay, I had, and I was.
Anyway I was aroused from my slumbers by said Shell-babe alerting me to a sea-snake in the water (ooo-er missus). So naturally I stood up to take a look.
Do you remember the old B&W TVs with their ‘horizontal hold’ dial? If your TV got out of tune you’d have to fuck with it to get a steady picture to stop the screen from kind of bouncing up and down for a bit and then scrolling over the top?
Well that was what the whole fucking world looked like.
My entire fucking world was bouncing for a few seconds and then scrolling over the top.
‘The horizon – it’s scrolling……’
Never achieved that level of inebriation before or since.
sounds like a good title for a book or film, no idea what it would be about though,defo not your pissed antics trying to tune your old telly while trying to knob a snake bird
Board of BT PLC
I support your decision to force the resignation of Hewitt from her position as a Non Executive director. The fact that she now feels unable to attend as a keynote speaker lecturing on corporate governance in fear of being laughed off stage along with her obvious flaws (pig ugly, thief and lack of common sense) were obviously the traits which saw her brought onto your board.
However you clearly saw she wasn’t worth paying another £ once she had resolved her target mission of getting the broadband levy introduced.
Can I therefore recommend Mrs Moran who has more time on her hands than Ashley Coles social diary organiser. She fits in well with your culture and will doubtless rise to the bottom of the swamp from whence she came.
Hey Eds a member of Unite – lest ask him about these BA/rail/gas/treasury strikes eh? I do so wonder who’s next – isn’t it about time the posties started up again – they must be watching all this with keen interest. And all those local gov job cuts, well that means the binmen doesn’t it? And we’ve had no word from the teachers or the NHS yet. He must be glad he’ll be well out of it after the election.
I emailed ed and got the reply below.
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That probably looked better when the ‘tabs’ worked.
guidos formatting fucks them up
What’s with the e-mail requirement tat?
If I can alter that I will
Jeff Randall predicts that in five years time the country’s annual interest bill could be £100 billion.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/7523175/Budget-2010-Labour-is-stealing-from-our-childrens-future-to-buy-votes.html
The Conservatives are failing to get the message across, partly because after the Lisbon lie nothing they say is believed, and the majority of voters still feel comfortable with their circumstances.
The posting window has gone so i am forced to post in your reply window
we can do what guido only talks about
The public simply does not understand the depth of the shit we are in.
Nick Robinson (no, seriously) on the Beeb tonight said that a recent poll suggested that 2/3rds of the public think that ‘efficiency savings’ will get the country back into the black.
This is a result of a deliberate misinformation/obfuscation campaign by Labour – for example, note the attempt by Stephen Timms on Jeff Randall’s program yesterday to quote deficit figures instead of debt figures. Until Randall gave him a slap.
Timms had clearly been briefed to hide the extent of the burgeoning national debt.
How do these people sleep at night?
They don’t sleep at night. They are the undead. Just look at them, they are grotesque. Timms in particular looks like Lurch on acid:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7n3V7bnR9eI/Sbn4l11VMTI/AAAAAAAAEJM/5Ok9D8n8iq8/s400/lurch.jpg
618: I don’t think its the Conservatives failing to get the message across. The message is abundantly clear: “we dont want to touch this toxic shit”. Who in their right minds would want to win the next election?
LoL! Sayeed Awarsi back on AGAIN
They just can’t find many Conservative spokespeople these days.
Whole panel and audience against Liam Byrne though- that’s cheered me up.
He’s a baby
He’s a baby.
Yes, given they were in Scotland with a great deal of NuLabour support it was quite surprising how anti Byrne and anti NuLabour they were. I have to say I thought Alex Salmond was on good form. Byrne was just hopeless or should I say Hapless.
what is all this talk about risking the recovery with cuts?
8 million economically inactive.
milliions working for the govt.
so who is being helped and who the fuck will suffer and ‘wreck the economy’?
All this talk about the recovery – what fucking recovery? GDP last quarter 0.1% small beer indeed. How much is this so called recovery costing the country in both borrowing and the printing of money QE. NuLabour are selling this crap to the public and they are falling for it. UK debt in 2014 expected to be 1.4 trillion we are so fucked.
Labour has a deliberate policy of hiding the depth of the shit they have landed the country in.
To halve the deficit, NOT the debt, they need to make cutbacks of 25% across all government departments.
To put that in perspective, a 25% cut in the defence budget means no army.
will bob crow be helping the uaf during the jolly up!
David Cameron is a founding member and supported of the UAF.
If the lab-dim bird on QT sits on my good eye I’ll call the erection now…
Her mandate for tonight is to trash the Conservatives..!
That is always their mandate. Lib Dems are supposed to be an opposition party but use every opportunity to trash the Tories. Tossers.
The lib/dems are very fortunate and in truth can say what they like and promise what they like as they will never have to deliver on any promise made. It is easy to have the most appealing strategy or policy knowing you will never have to implement it.
Labour and Conservative. Two party’s with a shovel. One shovels a load of shit over to the other . The other shovels it back.
do you think i look like Shrek ?
That or a spitting image puppet.
You remind me of some kind of fish.
This morning i received my labour party leaflet
which i put straight back in an envelope
and posted it back to the donation address
without a stamp of course !
i urge all good british people to do the same !
I like the cut of your jib
I prefer to tell them to fuck off just before they put their poison through my letterbox.
Superb! Can’t wait to get mine.
Who the hell is that woman calling herself baroness. In my day (May 13, 1285) to become a baron you had to fight an army and win.protect the king and a multitude of other noble acts.
Now its all changed
all you have to do is hide in the back of a lorry dodge customs sign on and become a mouth piece for all your non english speaking illegal friends say you love Labour and Abra Cadabra your at the trough !
Esther Rantzens on This Week
thick as thieves can finally have a wank while mumbling s a u s a g e s
esters of rantzen is a poisonous volatile liquid with the chemical formula CH3COOC4H9.Esters react primarily at one of two locations, the carbonyl at the carbon adjacent the carbonyl group. The carbonyl is weakly electrophilic and is attacked by strong nucleophilies (amines, alkoxides, hydride sources, organolithium compounds, etc). The C-H bonds adjacent to the carbonyl are weakly acidic but undergo deprotonation with strong bases. This process that usually initiates condensation reactions.CAUTION esters of rantzen is highly TOXIC
I think we should arrange for someone to go esthers house and give her a good kicking
we know where you live
rantzen
Rantzen and Abbot look like they are becoming really good friends..
You think Byers was greedy to ask for £5,000 per day
have a look in the book of members interests and see what the BBC pay old Abbott and Portillo get paid for this !
Is Portillo an MP..??
not now
Abbott needs the extra money for the school fees..
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm/cmregmem/100310/100310.pdf
THAT WOMAN CALLING HERSELF A BARONESS.
He’s not been an MP for a long time, so what the f*ck is your point..?
She should spend some on a new outfit she’s had the same one on for years scruffy moo !
someone has been yellow highlighting at the interests office and forgot to remove it.
Thanks AAT, interesting..
ABBOTT AT THE TOP: thanks for that
up to £5,000 for 3/4 of an hours work
not bad work if you can get it !
Byers your in the wrong job !
Do people with Scottish accents do anything
other than demand more cash from us?
they voted out nulabour and replaced them as the governing party in scotland well before the english finally realised how crap broon and nulabour are.you might catch on eventually
Idiot.
Picture this.
Your sat on the battle bus right next to Gordon, his eyes start to shut and he falls asleep, a gentle contented rattle turns into a full blown snore, snot starts to shoot out of his nose at all angles, flem rides down his nose like a river in full flow, then-he farts loudly, then again, only this time he follows through, there’s an almighty stench of garlic and prunes, he’s now in full flow, snot dribble and shit coursing down his trouser leg, his jaw rocks up and down like a texan drilling rig, and just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse he starts having a nightmare, he reaches in his shit snot stained pocket and pulls out a well battered Nokia N96, his eye open wide, and he fixes you with that lopsided gin soaked fake grin….. You black out and come round in the South Glamorgan testicle ward, thankfully they have only removed one.
Right. Fry up anyone?
Sounds like a party!
Stephen Fry?
Labour MP son in Meow Meow Drug Deal shame:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2908146/Labour-MPs-son-is-meow-meow-drug-baron.html
That’s OK – being an Ellmann, it’ll be kosher gear…
What does it matter? Why does Westminster matter?
Unless Cameron gets his balls back and gives us a referendum
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1260594/EU-summit-IMF-joint-plan-likely-Germany-set-Greece-debt-victory.html
Guido democracy is alive and well check out the link at the top RH side of http://www.labourspace.com/standing-up-for-the-many#Comment757166
it doesn’t seem to exist
They have lost the working class from Labourspace Ref as above 696
WHEN IS MR BROWN GOING TO LIVE UP TO HIS PROMISE OF BRITISH JOBS FOR BRITISH WORKERS. IM A 42YEAR OLD WELDER WHO CAN’T WORK BECAUSE ALL THE NEW POWERSTATION THAT ARE BEING BUILT BARR ONE IS BEING BUILT BY FOREIGN LABOUR.
LABOUR IS FUNDED TO ALARGE EXTENT BY THE UNIONS WHO IS INTURN FUNDED BY THE WORKING MAN SO MR BROWN WHO’S GOING TO PAY FOR YOUR ELECTION CAMPAIGN.
It’s a well known fact in government circles that foreign labour is better educated,more skilled,flexible,better time keepers,not in unions;do as they are instructed;work all hours asked;no tea or lunch breaks ;their work is first class oh and finally they are very very cheap and live on site in a caravan or tent(or even a tree if you live in Peterborough)And if in Northampton they can also find their own rent-free accomodation by just popping in to your house whilst you’re out shopping and taking it over
Labour promises and Brown’s in particular are worthless …. but there’s still enough gullible fools you will vote for him as the country nose dives off the precipice of debt ……..British Jobs for British Workers!! THAT was the biggest scam of all!!!
o/t
Liebour – Parteh of the criminals, by the criminals, for the criminals!
“Prisoners claim £27million in benefits while they are in jail, Government admits”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7522902/Prisoners-claim-27million-in-benefits-while-they-are-in-jail.html
god almighty – the prisoners are getting benefits?
And the army will be prevented from voting (their votes “lost over the airspace – we have launched an enquiry”).
If Britain was a body,the gangrene has spread through the whole body.
Gordon Brown and his thugs have ruined our country.
where are the putchforks and torches?
Serious question. Does anyone on these islands make a shovel. Or for that matter a machine to make a shovel.
Seriously, does anyone KNOW?…
It depends what you want to shovel, I once made an improvised snow shovel from an old broom handle and a large dustpan.
It didn’t last long though, didn’t snow that year either come to think of it.
Bulldog Tools of Wigan. There may be others – try Kellysearch.co.uk
The Dead tree press is dying.
The Indy sold for a pound.
The Times charging for internet access. Blogs like this are the future:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8588432.stm
Gordon Brown – the excrement of our age.
Ed Balls – the sewer running under the country
Yvette Cooper Boy Balls – the camp sadis*t
Straw – the one who should have been drowned at birth
Harman – the village idiot
Not long to go before they are wiped off the map of Britain.
Hold steady,keep a cool head,ignore the polls – they are going going GONE.
This is the real story:
the sleaze, lies, theft, waste, vote-rigging; the sheer stupidity, incompetence, cowardice, bullying, sense of entitlement; the assault on democracy, quangos, the relentless attack on civil liberties, the pernicious ‘yuman rites’ racket.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1260689/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-Forget-weeks-Remember-past-13-years.html#ixzz0jGbQKUW6
Great link, thanks.
On the subject of ripoffs, the Times and ST to charge £1/day or £2/week for access to their websites from June.
Well done Murdoch, you have just fucked off expats all over the world, as well as millions of foreigners who want a British perspective on the news.
“Thirsty” Will Lewis at the Telegraph will be ordering champagne this morning!!
Brtinains Biggest Cokeusers rub their hands together in glee.
Goodbye The Times. I shall now neither buy it on the newsstand nor subscribe via the internet. Back to the Telegraph and Mail…
Am I the only person that wants to plant the edge of a base*ball b*at covered in 5 inch n*ails onto the side of Brown’s head and then go along the entire cabinet table and dish the same out to the rest of his treasonous thugs?
Or is it just me?
I COULD NOT AGREE WITH YOU MORE, THEN WE COULD DISPLAY THEIR HEADS ON SPIKES OUTSIDE THE HOUSE OF COMMONS JUST TO WARN THE NEXT LOT,WE TELL THEM WHAT TO DO.
You do know what Gordon Brown is going to do, don’t you?
He will cancel the 6th May election and hold it in June,citing the rail/air/take your pick of the next one strikes as the reason.
Time to march.
the major problem with your analysis babe is that there is no set election date yet
he’ll tell us in his own good time and then we can beat the fuck out of him, okay….mmmwwwaahhhhhhhh
Hoon alert.
Under the grill on Toady at the moment.
McNaughtie of course is an up-the-snout Liebour broadcasting groupie of the most despicable kind BUT, all fair dues to him, he excelled in eviscerating trougher Hoon this morning – virtually accused the former defence secretary of treason.
Well worth a listen when its up on Toadys website later.
this is in no way contradictory
What the heck was Geoff Hoon thinking of when he agreed to be interviewed live on the Today Show about whoring his contact book out to foreign arms companies? Definitely car crash radio interview of the week! What an arsehole! What a hoon!
How the fuck did a hapless idiot like Geoff Hoon ever attain senior Ministerial office in the UK? We have become a banana republic without the bananas! It’s frightening and scandalous. Soldiers have died in Iraq due to the serial lies and incompetences of bent gutless twats like him.
I think I’ll move to the constituency of Liberal Democrat communities spokesman Julia Goldsworthy. And when she’s out canvassing and knocks on my front door I’ll open it and greet her by punching her straight in her pushy gob!
You’ll have to watch last night’s Question Time to understand why!
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Be careful what you wish for you might just get it ! this is where Labour stand today are they insane if they win then there will be no hiding place.I am becoming more convinced by the day that the Tories cannot fail, they maybe and should be playing a long game mouth shut and powder dry until judgement day is set. Come on you one eyed prick name the day, if you win your shafted if you get trounced well and truly butt-fucked then the Nation will discover all your lies. Let those who poison the well drink from it, we all know Labour will not be able to lie after the election they will have to cut big style and hurt their own especially if the IMF come in or our credit rating is downgraded.Sometimes you have to wait for a real victory and be patient i don:t think the Libs will be dumb enough to prop Brown liar up it would do them no good longterm, Cambo should not get involved in minority power sharing let the fuckers go to the wall and wait they will not last long six months eight at the most and then another election. Labour cannot afford two elections and the Tories if they stick to their guns will be able to say we told you so.The public, well the deluded insane and feckless think because gayboy an co tell them so that it does not have to be painful, the smart and productive do know deep down what must happen.Forget the economy for a moment and remember how Labour has caused us pain for 13 long years, wars, massive influx of scroungers from countries you have never heard of, not even telling us this was what they wanted all along. Our taxes wasted feeding and healing those who despise us . The new laws set to make even an average man or woman fear they may break the law without knowing it. The madness of political corectness, just an excuse to close down debate.The creation of a revolting underclass who breed at your expense then have the brassneck to rob you, beat you without hardly a batted eyelid from authority.The duplitious media BBC , SKY , ETC . Who tax us for things we once considered our right to view and spin and lie to massage our leaders vanity.They have robbed us blind some on all sides but remember who was in charge all this time . We have been slowly so slowly driven insane we have not noticed it taking place, almost like boiling a frog do it slowly enough and they don;t realise.So soon the end game will begin i always trusted the British people to see through the smoke , but maybe that day is gone, in which case we will pay a terrible price, it could be a price worth paying though to wash away the sleep and apathy to wake to a new challenge, to claim what is by right an honest mans,then this Nation could be proud and maybe somewhat confident again.We need to see with clear eyes and start to seek justice and in some cases revenge,don;t for god sake listen to the negative echoes, know the shape of your enemy and despise them, we control them, its close to that time to take back our rights and live up to our ideals.
Yep looks like this one has been driven insane, although I suspect that we didn’t have far to push him in the first place.
Can I suggest that you try and get a vague understanding of paragraphs and full stops before tackling politics in the future.