March 24th, 2010

Guy News : Budget Special


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    I have no idea why I did that.

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    I usually delete “Firsts” but I’ll let that stand as a monument to your moment of vacuous stupidity.

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    Lord Ashcroft says:

    We are all “first time” buyers now comrades

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    Treasury forecasts = Andrex

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    Does he really believe these figures? Stupid, deluded or naiive?

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    Today’s budget is brought to you buy Darling Blankets: When all you want to do is hide from the monsters under the bed.

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    Windy Miller’s stuffed then.

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    Camerons P45 in the post says:

    Tories looking glum. Darling could well reduce their poll lead to zero.
    You may not fall for his old bollocks but a vast swathe of part time political viewers will.
    Goodbye Dave.

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    Wheel Anne & Muckbride says:

    Cider up 10% over inflation!!! Back to the gluebags for us.

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    it was the shock of it. I got carried away with the opportunity being presented. It’s very much like that time with the nurse on the night bus.

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    Peil says:

    Small point, but where’s Bercow?

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    The Sleeper says:

    A quick and probably flawed calculation….

    Stamp duty removed up to £250K..average cost of house, say,£150K= £1.5K cost to Treasury per house.

    Extra 1% on houses over £1 million…average cost of house,say,£1.5 million= £15k extra income per house.

    Do they then think that for every 1 house sold over £1million,only 10 at the national average are sold???

    I don’t think so.

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    WTF has he got it in for cider for? I’m very partial to proper cider. Bastards. They drive you to drink and then make it unaffordable, even Stalin didn’t do that.

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    Brown should be locked up says:

    Brown almost lost his rag at PMQs. He started shouting and pointing and looked on the verge of having one of his infamous tantrums. What a fucking Hunt. My hatred for this man increases exponentially every day. Is it wrong to wish death on a human being? Of course. Just as well Brown isn’t human.

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    Worzel Gummidge says:

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    Dog says:

    uaf uaf

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    Ministry of truth says:

    er just lies

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    We don’t want loans – we want to pay less corporation tax you knob.

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    Cassandrina says:

    I also wondered where Bercow was?
    Couldn’t take the lies.
    I have never heard such figures and had to turn the radio off and rest.

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    John says:

    Looks like Harry has been eating all the pies…

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    oldfella says:

    Does anyone else agree with me?

    Gordon Brown is the most odious man in the country

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    hughjend1 says:

    the deputy speaker takes over at a budget speech…

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    which industrial commercial sectors are growing in excess of 3.5%?

    banks, pharmacueticals, cars, building, insurance?

    More fucking rubbish from that Hunt Brown and his finger puppet Darling.

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    pigs in space says:

    deputy speaker presides over the budget speech

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    Steve Expat says:

    Inheritance tax for the many, not for the few…

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    All Britons with a brain and a scrap of decency says:

    Yes we agree!

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    Steve Expat says:

    £2m of capital gains taxed at 10% – wait for the rich to make sure they’re paid in gains rather than 50% taxed income…

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    Last Darling Budget says:

    I do!

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    George Michael says:

    Shoot The Dog

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    Ceausescu says:

    I’d shoot the fucker and the big bitch.

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    Steven Byers says:

    I had that Hunt in the back of my cab.

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    Final Warning Frank says:

    No Frank, it is not like the nurse thing at all. Your incident with the nurse on the bus ended up in the courts.
    This being first business just got you a slap on the wrist from Guido.
    Don’t do it again.
    Or the bus thing.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    punchline of the year.


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    What else...anodyne with a few bash the rich moments says:

    Labourlist blog was like watching the waiters moving around the deckchairs on the Titanic.

    Real budget to come in June…when the distraction of the election is over and five years beckons.

    Brown has borrowed his way to the present impasse and has sought to defy economic gravity.

    Pound down 28% still no trade boom

    QE north of 200 billion for a tail flick of growth

    Interest rates negative due to QE and 4.2% inflation.

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    The Sleeper says:

    Here comes the Ashcroft moment…a deal with Belize.

    Blatant politicking…….

    Darling’s comment about 10 years is disgraceful…..this is the fucking budget…not Punch and Judy!

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    In or Out Steve, You're OUT! says:

    You don’t pay British tax Steve, so you have no right to comment on that particular issue.
    And the same goes for Lord Ashcroft.

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    londonerr says:

    I couldn’t stand LL either, but it was interesting to see who else inhabits our island.

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    Aschroft Is The Problem says:

    Aschroft left the Tories wide open.
    The selfish greedy pig.

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    Brown should be locked up says:

    Darling just made another reference to Ashcroft. When Osborne gets to his feet, he better mention Lord Paul, Unite, Hunt, Hewitt, Moran and Byers. Otherwise I’ll just despair of the Tories not making the most of Labour’s disgraceful crimes.

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    Steve Expat says:

    I do pay British tax, unfortunately. Not at 50% though, I’m not that lucky!

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    Ministry of truth says:

    Belize reporting customers transferring accounts to labour offshore Islands

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    Ministry of truth says:

    Huge numbers of 18 to 25 year olds who never vote swear to as they will not accept increase in price of White Lightening.

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    Naked Gordon says:

    You’d be glum if you had to sit through Darling’s droning steaming heap of lies.

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    Steve Expat says:

    Cameron getting angry!!

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    The IMF is coming says:

    Get him an espresso!

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    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Guido, seeing as it is Budget Day and I am bored out of my mind with tractor stats, can I ask you something? Are you related to the delightful Emily? I only ask because you both have the lip-curling thing and I believe it is a genetic trait. Just asking.

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    Up sh1t creek says:

    Portugal credit rating downgrade today, the UK is next.

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    Brown should be locked up says:

    Cameron’s on storming form! Get him, Dave!

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    Watt Tyler says:

    Still, there’s always enough for war-crimes, immigration, the EU and…

    The State’s War Against the People: the Cost of locking up foreign prisoners hits £292m:

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    Paul Fald says:

    The raising the stamp duty from £175k to £250k for first time buyers is most welcome and this should have a positive effect on the housing market.

    Nice one Darling !
    Make new friends locally and nationally today !!

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    Lord G says:

    Fortunately Aljabbeba are towing the line with their early headline: Liebore ‘will get recovery right’

    How much would you have to pay for that propoganda?

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    Steve Expat says:

    “This Prime Minister will never win a medal for Courage, although it it true that most of his ministers get mentioned in Dispatches” – DC, fucking funny!

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    Gordon Brown should be sectioned says:

    Shit! Did you see Brown’s reaction to Cameron’s joke about consultancy fees? He looked like he was about to explode. What a fucking nutbag.

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    inky says:

    The Borrowers.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    It’s a trivial achievement, perhaps, but I was at one time the youngest person in the world.

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    Martin Day says:

    We’re all in this together

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    Lord G says:

    Unfortunately I could only read the coverage on the Beeb – oddly didn’t give the impression of toys flying out of the pram.

    They must have been busy concentrating on delivering the ‘facts’.

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    Gordon Brown should be sectioned says:

    I thought Cameron was on top form. Well done, Dave. Now everyone will switch off or leave the chamber as Peg Leg gets to his feet.

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    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Excellent response from CallMeDave: really knocked spots off NuLab. Much more of this and the Tories will represent an Opposition. (Unlikely, I know, but a boy can dream….)

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    markedman says:

    Brilliant quip frim Cameron, totally exposed Brown’s nastiness.

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    Anonymous says:

    Good response from Dave whilst Gordon played his pretend I’m not listening lala lala la act.

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    G.S Great Brittain says:

    Lookout reports multiple icebergs ahead off starboard Cap’t
    Full ahead both engines

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    cheche says:

    hes right i noticed as well

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    concrete pump says:


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    Aye Both says:

    it was a Prezzer reaction,latent and potential violence

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    Sir William Waad says:

    A big round nothing of a Budget. We have to wait for Vince Cable to unveil the real Budget later in the year, if it’s not that fellow Osbert, Oswyn, whatsisname, that OE who is so horrifically re!

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    concrete pump says:

    I know, it’s fucking staring at me from my igoogle page.

    Time to delete that particular gadget.

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    Babe alert says:

    Cripes, I don’t ‘alf fancy that Emily/Juliet.

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    mobile phone friend says:

    …he looked like he was about to get up and throw a mobile…frightening…

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    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    I noticed that – did he swear at DC?

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    Song of the western men says:

    More to the point, taxing cider will disproportionately affect English-produced drinks

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    Standard & Poors says:

    Darling he say A
    We say B

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    Song of the western men says:

    Surely Lord A does pay UK tax, just not on all his income

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    concrete pump says:

    Has he got to fags yet?

    I mean the ones you suck on, err…………the ones you put in your mouth, damn……………..


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    Geordie Scoot says:

    After having fallen into a coma during Darling’s dirge, I was actually roused by Cameron’s tub-thumping effort. The habit that Brown has of chatting to his colleagues whilst being addressed by the oppo is most uncouth. One of my brothers was playing in the orchestra at the official opening of St Pancras – he said Brown chatted loudly throughout their entire performance – rude c*nt.

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    jgm2 says:

    Worse than that. They drive you to drink and then they arrest you if you drive yourself home.


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    Lord Fiddle Paul says:

    No at the woman beside him

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    Greg Kettle says:

    A new tax on million-pound houses? Kev Maguire will be gutted!

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    Dig for Victory says:

    Brew your own, grow your own

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    Infanta of Castile says:

    Dave was brilliant and not before time. Mandelscum is now on saying that Dave should have paid more attention to the economy in his speech and less to politicking – The Lord High Everything is the definition of chutzpah.

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    Anonymous says:

    More to the point:

    I wonder what Budget horrors are hiddent away, in the budget ‘Red Book’ that includes the bits that the Chancellor left out of his speech.

    The Snotgobbler was an expert at burying the bad news in the paperwork when he hadn’t got the guts to stand up in Parliament, declare it, and face the music. I doubt that Darling is any more brave.

    BTW didn’t the Snotgobbler look even more sour and desperate than usual during Prime Minister’s Evasiveness Time?

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    Roll on the the Election says:

    More to the point:

    I wonder what Budget horrors are hidden away, in the budget ‘Red Book’ that includes the bits that the Chancellor left out of his speech.

    The Snotgobbler was an expert at burying the bad news in the paperwork when he hadn’t got the guts to stand up in Parliament, declare it, and face the music. I doubt that Darling is any more brave.

    BTW didn’t the Snotgobbler look even more sour and desperate than usual during Prime Minister’s Evasiveness Time?

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    jgm2 says:

    Paying less corporation tax doesn’t increase GDP and give the impression of growth. Forcing you to borrow more many to pay your fixed costs does increase GDP even though you’ve not produced a single extra widget.

    I hope that clears things up as to how these fuckwits think.

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    Tory Dan says:

    And with Labours budget speech Pound Sterling and the FTSE are both down, what glorious ZaNu Labour stewardship we have!

    One legged black Irish gypsy Muslim outreach workers will be jumped in joy around their Sure Start centres at this wonderful news!

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    Steve Expat says:

    Pound falling off a cliff this afternoon, don’t think the City were too impressed by Darling…

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    Peasant says:

    This message waw brought to you by Drinkers Alliance. Who the fuck are they?

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    mort says:

    well labourlist was fun…

    budget well really who cares it was all bS and bluff, altho i do like a cider so that sucks and that ciggie tax, well brussels here i come, is this some odd arrangement that the labour party have with eurostar and the ferries to increase traffic?

    have a good un gals and guys

    Guido, Labourlist acknowledged that you flooded them at the start of the budget speach..

    well done sir!

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    They're All At It says:

    Fondlesbums losing it a little on the beebeesee just now.

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    Spank Sinatra says:

    I hate to say it however I think the budget will work in labour’s favour. Sorry folks but sometimes you’ve just got to say it as you see it. Off to walk the dog.

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    Steve Expat says:


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    Lazarus says:

    The yound lady came from Belize
    She appeared a bit of a tease
    but she never said No
    so we all had a go
    and now she’s infested with Fleas

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    eric says:

    Dave was utter crap.

    Darling … 8
    Cameron .3

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    Spolvil says:

    There was a definate F word on his lips..

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    Brown is pathetic says:

    I thought David was on top top form. GB is complete moron – grinning and gurning away like a nutter.

    The best Labour could do is waffle on about ashcroft – does brown fancy him or something?

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    They're All At It says:

    Funny comment from Charles Kennedy to Fondlesbums –
    “perhaps you could save money by cancelling that [the election] too”….

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    Specsavers says:


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    They're All At It says:

    Which drugs are you on?

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    Spolvil says:

    did you actually watch it?

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    Brown is pathetic says:

    thanks gordon

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    cromwells ghost says:

    oh dear.capt. darlings budget being shown as all lies……..on the bbc!!!!!!!!!

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    jgm2 says:

    Huge numbers of 16 to 24 year olds will never appear on the dole queues either. ‘Guaranteed training…guaranteed work experience’.

    They started off handing out graduate degrees – now we’re going to be handing out PhDs just to keep the dole figures low. It’s the same thing they do in the occupied territories. No job? No future? Stay at school.

    Apparently Gaza has the highest percentage of PhDs in the world. Luckily they’re all in Islamic studies. Imagine the fuckers studied anything dangerous like physics or chemistry.

    Anyway – we’ll have the same problem. Fuckwits with PhDs. Good for fuck all. A nation of Refloxologists, Homeopathy and Hairdressing PhDs.

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    Ordinary Bloke says:

    Disagree Geordie. Brown is not a rude c*nt. He’s just a c*nt!

    Cameron’s budget response speech was superb. Bet the BBC and C4 give it fuck all air time tonight!

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    cromwells ghost says:

    portugal downgraded!!!!!!!!!!1

    guess who’s next????????

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    Steve Expat says:

    Dave was exactly where he needs to be going in to an election. Agressive but making jokes, finding a lot of holes in the numbers.

    Does anyone know what time the Tories’ “Crowdsourcing” project goes live? Like many others I was expecting it to be at 12:30 exactly!

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    Captain Black says:

    Gordon’s Superman, he’s not only saved the world but he can multitask as well!

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    Anonymous says:

    Pound plunges below $1.49 to $1.4893

    Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt………

    They don’t like Darling

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    English Viking says:

    On expenses?

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    Trevor Burgerking says:

    He was honest you prick!

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    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    Yeah – he fucks the country over at the same time as picking his nose.

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    a future fucked for all says:

    why are the bbc showing interviews in tthe bgc dealing room?

    they are brokers not traders!
    any fool can be a broker……

    i suppose the lefties don’t know the difference?

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    English Viking says:


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    grodnon brwon says:

    who does?

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    Anonymous says:

    he got a little overwrought didn’t he? Has he had his eyebrows threaded?

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    Anonymous says:

    He was rather put on the spot about “savings” in his departments.

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    England says:

    Give it a few hours then we’ll know how much we’ve really raped.

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    jgm2 says:

    You fucking bastard. You’ve replaced C[star]nts with ‘hoots’.

    No fair.

    How about Cu[star]ts. Have you fucked with that too?

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    jgm2 says:


    Just checking.

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    jgm2 says:

    Aye. After making a big show year-on-year about freezing the duty on whisky, the wife-beaters drink of choice, the fucker goes after cider.

    What a cu*t eh?

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    Spunkstard creams says:

    I’d love to punch Harman in the face.

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    Anonymous says:

    There was a lot of shouts of sell sell sell. EEEEEkk!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Brown is pathetic says:

    Given that we are so screwed and are trying to cut savings – may I suggest that we tell Europe we are unable to pay the £40 billion we owe them each year.

    Also, the ‘training’ money given to Unite.

    Where does Blair keep his millions? here or Belize? presumably he will be paying 10 million tax next year.

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    Alright for some, innit? Chancellor gets a new budgie every year. My budgie shuffled of this mortal coil a while back. It is an ex-budgie.

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    Groucho says:

    That’s my social life wrecked. I will have to switch to Buckfast.

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    Rick Nobinson says:

    We get the free brokers’ lunches, that’s why

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Darling is nice but weak and useless, like tepid elderflower-flavoured bottled water. At least with Brown you got the authentic tang of well-matured rotgut.

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    Maladroit Labour Chump says:

    Form an orderly-orderly queue.

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    My millions and millions are buried alongside Iraq’s Weapons of Mass Destruction.

    No’one’s gonna find them

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    jgm2 says:

    Good dig by Cameron equating 66K to 13 taxi trips with Byers. However if he really wanted to set the cat amongst the pigeons he should have equated it to 13 pieces of legislation rigged by Byers.

    Fuck ‘cash for questions’ – ‘cash for legislation’ has got legs. particularly since three Labour Lords have already been caught at it.

    Cash for peerages.

    Cash for Laws.

    Open goal after open goal. All still sitting there waiting for the election campaign to start. Any time Cameron likes he can go over to the ball and tap it over the line.

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    McSnot raised Scotch tax!
    Trebles all round.

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    Lord Fiddle Paul says:

    now I know who he reminds me of. That fucking scheming twat Bilko

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    They're All At It says:

    and why not?

    They can’t just put a huge cost saving into the budget (£11bn) – not explain it during the budget and then try to duck questions about it.

    To release this info as a press release later would appear to be a diversion tactic.

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    Steve Expat says:

    The comment about “his colleagues being mentioned in Dispatches” was also rather amusing.

    As a natural supporter of his, I thought Dave was on fire today – both agressive and amusing.

    I think that most people will see through the politicing of the Budget and see the tax rises and spending cuts for what they are.

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    Hissin Sid says:

    Just got back from local labour club after a swift half,and saw committee chairman get butted.will slither in there later for the SP

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    Steve Expat says:

    BBCN now saying that there will be a press release in the next couple of hours about £11bn of spending cuts – WHY NOT IN THE SPEECH??

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    What is it called? says:

    I thought the surplus left after circumcision was a schmuck, chutzpah is a spanish sausage shurely

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    There's hope yet says:

    Yeah, he did get steamed up, perhaps because Cameron didn’t get steamed up?

    Excessive cider tax – you can tell they don’t drink that in NE working Mens’ clubs.

    Cameron’s budget reply was by far his best performance in months.

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    Forensic Accounting says:

    wrong Tosh,there’s a Harry Markopolis type on the job as I type

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    jgm2 says:

    Shame – missed that quip. Phonecall.

    Bunch of arse.

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    Purpleline says:

    20 magistrates courts to close, as Baldemort says gov’t going to make budget by press release in a couple of hours. these Hunts are Hunts with syphilis, they must be like their supporters in the north east full of the pox and on facebook

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    Forensic Accounting says:

    Forensic Accounting

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    Jack The Lad Dromney says:

    Been there, done it, got the T shirt.

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    Margaret Buckett says:

    You must be hallucinating.

    By the way, do you know where Richard Bacon lives? I’m setting my sturdy sons the task of bringing me his ears and teeth on a string. First one home gets a euro, or ten thousand pounds, depending on which is worth the least.

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    Purpleline says:

    fuck me just saw mrs darling, if i was married to a granny like her i would be tempted to have gay sex with gordy as well

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    Grammar School Boy says:

    Bercow. Small Point or small prick?

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    Airey Belvoir says:

    It’s ‘toeing the line’ FFS. Think feet.

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    Call me Infidel says:

    Soak the rich. It’s the right thing to do. (if you are a marxist)

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    Look at his neighbour! Old glumchops hisself, hooded eyelids of a McSnake-in–the-grass has-been.

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    Bet he refused to pay the fare! Its the right thing to do

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    The socialist control mob led by Kackass Strawman’s feckless offspring.

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    In Mandelscums case its a weener

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    Thats News says:

    “Bad Request (Invalid Hostname)”

    So who took that down? This is going to be a very, very nasty campaign, indeed.

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    …and scratching under armpits.

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    smig says:

    Fuck off snotty.

    Take ya crumpled skidmarked suit and piss off back to Mouldy Kirkcaldy.

    p.s. we want the extra cash back that you Jockinese have been getting via Barnett. We need the cash to pay the navvies to rebuild that fooking great wall.

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    smig says:

    punchline of the millenium:

    my fist vs snotty macavity’s cakehole.

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    Mrs Khan says:

    This not a damaging budget for New Labour. This budget is designed to keep NL in power for another five years. It is an illusion, Darling makes no serious attempts to reduce the deficit in a significant way. He also has a complete disregard for EU guidelines of 3%. This budget is designed to pull the wool over the average voters eyes.

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    Anonymous says:

    I am new to this blog & would like to know if it is possible to stop DOG’s inane comments appearing.

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    Hoonisms says:

    Yeah. The 646 are still there.

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    …and critical nations of huge geo-strategic importance to Britain, such as Belize.

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    Blastwave says:

    Perhaps Emily should offer to read the news naked……..and oiled-up!!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Deputy Speaker presides ‘cos he is chairman of Ways & Means.
    oops , that should be “chairperson”. (sorry harriet harpy).

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    Thats News says:

    Mrs Khan, you make a good point. Should Labour get back in, there would be a sudden and utterly unexpected requirement for a {cough!} ‘emergency’ budget in about September or October. Then watch anyone who was trusting enough to vote for Brown as they jump up and down and scream about how unfair it all is. It’d bgew too late, then.

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    Aschroft Is The Problem says:

    Which rather begs the question: if Lord Aschroft pays British tax why doesn’t he pay all his oversees tax here too?
    Answer: because he lied to the parliamentary authorities by saying he would become a permanent resident and then, after giving his word to do that, he changed the terms of the agreement. What a bloody liar! Aschroft is tax evading scum.
    Two new feet please stretcher bearer; one foot for Steve Expat and one for one for Song of the western men.
    They’ve just blown theirs off.
    Silly buggers.

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    Aschroft Is The Problem says:

    It’s a bit like watching jelly wobble, isn’t it.

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    Anonymous says:

    Oldfella, I think it’s a dead heat between him & mandel***.

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    Anonymous says:

    It would be if they could get mortgage.

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    Anonymous says:

    He should be hung & quartered as well.

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    Mrs Khan says:

    That’s news! It is a certainty that once NL is in power drastic cuts will happen. This is NL jockeying into a position to do that. The Unions are already in position because they know what’s coming and are prepared.

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    Cap'n Scooby says:

    You’re right anonymous, although more to the point, they are fecking awful at reading a script. I’m all for satire and skewering the pollies, but get someone who can read a line without their eyes moving, yeah?

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    Unsworth says:

    You been at the Night Nurse again? Read the label.

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    smig says:

    it was good to put them on the backfoot. there was far too much banging on about gorddom saving the economy. had to pull them down a peg or two.

    the amount of censoring/filtering/not allowing that becuase it disagrees with zanulabia policy was horrendous.

    they did not like it up ‘em.

    robust debate was filtered. pussies.

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    Never appeared on this blog says:

    Can I just say that I have never appeared on this blog before?

  175. 175
    Unsworth says:

    Sanatogen with a dash of Meths for me. Or some of that delightful scottish Electric Soup.

  176. 176
    Unsworth says:

    Small everything it seems.

  177. 177
    smig says:

    been done. the midwife did it when she was hatched.

  178. 178
    smig says:

    wassup? didn’t get enough attention as a baby?


  179. 179
    Unsworth says:

    If we wait for Cable it will already have happened.

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    I hate New Labour says:

    The thing is, it’s *so* obvious that whenever he does it, it’s a green light that he’s bothered by what’s being said.

    He did the same thing when Hannan was tearing him a new one.

    He really is socially inept on every level. The day he’s gone can’t come quick enough.

  181. 181
    I hate New Labour says:

    ‘City not impressed by Darling.’

    In other news: Pope found to be Catholic and scientists have learned that night follows day.

  182. 182
    Unsworth says:

    And what was Bercow saying about stuff being announced in Parliament first?

  183. 183
    Unsworth says:

    He’s on cider

  184. 184
    Unsworth says:

    Yep, where’s Bercow?

  185. 185
    Unsworth says:

    Spooky, eh?

  186. 186
    cockney christian says:

    Is Emily Geoff Boycott’s bastard love child?

  187. 187
    Careful now says:

    Methinks the increased tax on cider is a punishment for those pesky inhabitants of the south west who regularly refuse to vote for the berks.

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    Speccy brew an’ brandy an’ vodka fer mee

  189. 189
    Biffo says:

    Having travelled around in the 1950’s in various small inbred corners of Ireland I suddenly realised why Jimmy McSnot looked so familiar as he grimaced his way through PMQs today.
    He looked the very spit of one of those unfortunates I used to see sitting in a corner of the local pubs, usually in the care of a cousin or brother – who was desperately pretending that the unfortunate had nothing to do with him. You know the sort of unfortunate I mean, with a misshapen body, big head, face twitching & grimacing, usually a trail of drool down the chin onto the ill-fitting clothes. Shambling off to the loo, accompanied by at least one buzzing bluebottle & the stench of rotting manure. Returning, either with his fly open, revealing piss-stained under-drawers or with a dark stain down the front of his pants. The sort of person that made women say to their neighbours ‘Oh isn’t his mother a saint – and what a worry he must be to her’ whilst telling their young children, as they crossed themselves, ‘Never, ever let Seamus Bogey take you into a barn to show you his new kitten’. Someone the young girls of the village ran from, screaming as he approached them, grunting and reaching out with dirty clawed hands to touch. Someone who often ended up facedown in the village pond after one too many ‘incidents’, with the local Gardai officer reporting ‘Sure he must have slipped, it was a very dark night & the dent in his head must be where he hit a brick or something at the bottom of the pond as he fell’.

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    The wizz says:

    Hi Chief, would someone out there please answer a question that is bugging me. Why has Mr Darling used percentage figures instead of the usual 1p – 3p rises, is it because it will scare the voters into looking elswhere?

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    Seymour says:

    Too much of the bloke not enough Emily.

    More Emily required, you could have panned back a bit for Emily.

    On the budget; more lies on finance and more taxes, much what was expected.

    Did I remember to mention, more Emily

  192. 192
    Seymour says:

    If she is, she must have got her looks from her mother.

  193. 193
    Furious Capitalist says:

    Is that Posh woof.

  194. 194
    Furious Capitalist says:

    You know the BBC Sky and ITV have been hijacked by the State as every Twat of a journo spouts on that we have the largest peace time dept. What in F–ks name do they call the War on Drugs that have filled the Prisons and Doubled the Police force. or the War in Afghanistan, or are we not really in Afghanistan or are we not locking everyone up for taking a line of coke or smoking a joint or pedling a bit of what people fancy. The market will decide while you c.nts skin the country tooling yourselves up and pretending to stop it. The last time I did my sums its adding over a billion a week to the Dept, the cu.ts will be closing a hospital next to you to pay for it shortly. Fraudster politicians presiding over expensive phoney Wars. Fuc-kin peace time dept my Arse.

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