Labour’s Dirty Dozen
This is the line-up of Labour figures who are either facing criminal charges for theft, have been suspended from the party, suspended from the Lords, found to be expense fiddling, offering to whore themselves out or some permutation of all of the above. Byers, Hewitt, Hoon, Devine, Chaytor, Morley, Baroness Uddin, Lords Blackburn, Truscott, Snape and Moonie, last but not least, Margaret Moran. To describe these people as morally flawed fails to capture their essence. These are just some of the Labour politicians who have been caught.
The majority of Labour MPs were ordered to repay expense “over-claims” – fiddles in normal language. In the real world employees caught fiddling on this scale would be fired. MPs are supposed to work for you, remember that on election day…
Junior Soprano also had Brendan Filone whacked.
You forgot the 13th Guido.
Peter Mandelson
Have a look at his take on the horrible profile written about his boss on Sunday. You don’t have to be a UKIP supporter to sympathise with Nigel Farage on this. I’ve seen some wretched pieces of journalism, but to attack a man for having had can-cer is exquisitely disgusting.
- Daniel Hannan
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100030986/the-dirtiest-attack-of-the-election-so-far/
Dirty Sunday Times
what about that scum baroness scotland
she was bent as they come
and has some role in the law I think
Love that you still have the ‘certified independent’ logo up GF.
Always makes me laugh when you run one like this for us.
Moran stinks. Pitching for free cash from a lobbying job while signed off sick is just taking the p*ss.
All this on top of :
- misuse of Commons headed paper to defend her spanish hideaway AND
- using it to get support for her company, eQuality Networks Ltd
- getting the dry rot fixed in her mate’s home (after just flippin’ flipping); and
- using her COmmons expenses to pay Carter Ruck to defend the above
Why is she not locked up?
I swear I heard the man of Straw on the Today prog at about 8.18am actually say that, re Byers et al, “there was anger and incredulity in the PLP about their stupidity in allowing themselves to be suckered in a sting like this”.
So if it wasn’t a `sting`but gen and they weren’t suckered (ie `caught out`) then what do we have, Mr Justice Secretary????
Yall nid sum edjumication n sheet. Axe yersel. Iz de lar fer folk lark meh?
No marn! de lar iz fey yall dat nart in de parlment.
weez impartent lark, un yall jus wart fools pain fer ar bling un sheet. ya wart swarns.
They have not only scraped the barrel but got a bung to write the article.
And still the BBC is wittering on about their story of 20 MPs travelling abroad and not regisitering it. Pure deflection to help Liebour claim that they are all it rather than focus on the ex-ministers failings. Un-fcuking-believeable, propoganda. Mandelslug still has the temerity to be the Liebour spokesperson to the BBC on the issue after what he has done- why don’t the interviewers ask him what right he has to voice an opinion. He also helped ruin the career of Elizabeth Filkin for daring to investigate his dodgy mortgage with Britania with the help of Geoffrey Robinson, when it was her job to clear up corruption in parliament for which he was part.
BBC propaganda- sub-standard reporting for the welfare state.
I had never heard of this disgusting female reporter until now but will check her career in the Sunday Crimes and discover who on earth is controlling this bitch.
Any1 see mandy-pandy on newnights last night saying how bad byers was for ….
lol
when the Business Minister in a weak emerging economy has nothing better to do that try to dish byers is laughable
Piss poor strategy considering almost all of the public have already made their minds up that every single on of the MPs are all sleazy lying fuckers.
Of course it means Cameron is wasting his time too when the Economy always was and always would be the most important thing in the election.
It will dawn on them all before May 6th.
Though they had better get their arses in gear if they expect to change many of the publics minds in a few scant weeks.
That reminds me
Must contact Ghadafi’s son, Lord Levy and those lovely Russians
I’ll be needing them soon…
Mandy talking about corruption without the slightest hint of irony – how ironic…
Steve, I was waiting for you to collect at 18.00 hours as you posted yesterday in code but you did not turn up.
Don’t muck us about Steve, we are holding 50 kilos of your gear and it is getting very hot round here at the moment.
Look Steve if you do not collect your shipment we will have to sell it to the Afghan police force and you will lose your deposit.
I am trying to be nice but you are just taking the, how do you English say, the mickey?
Come on titfer where’s yer blog?
Byers was a Trotskyite and had a moustache. George Galloway knew him when he was one and had one.
Yep Rogues’ Gallery MP.
Put their pix up on a piggies poster outside every cop shop in the land so we can throw darts or fire bullets as the fancy takes, cause Kier McStarmer and Inspector McKnacker ain’t gonna lay a finger on any of them.
Time for a Windfall Tax on all members of both houses. Why are ‘they’ allowed to leave office with property portfolios, gold-plated pensions etc?
Windfall Tax for the sake of the nation
Time for a tax inspection of Lord Mandy’s private accounts more like
Then confiscation…and expulsion to Russia…
I propose all expenses fiddling, lobbying and sleazebaggery now be rechristened Hoonwork
Don’t froget BARON MANDELSON (of Foy, Herefordshire & of Hartlepool, Durham). Sec of State for Business, Innovation & Skills. First Secretary of State and Lord President of the Council. Privy Council member.
The current New Labour government has been in power for over 13 years. It failed in its duty of care to ensure appropriate, rigorous oversight of the City and high finance and of Parliament itself. This was its responsibility, but then it always viewed the tax receipts it gained from the City as its own personal cash cow. It conveniently ignored the reality that ultimately everyone pays for this, none more so than the poorest in society, who despite New Labour’s efforts it has failed on an epic scale.
This revenue source was crucial to New Labour as its answer to everything is to spend money. Just the other week New Labour held a fundraiser in the City aiming for its financial support, and Brown told the City “I will not let you down”.
Theirs are empty sentiments and false words. Face facts Britain. I make no case for the Conservatives and rather expect some of their ranks to do the same in time should they gain power. But we have all been tricked by a bunch of con men, claiming to be ‘whiter than white’, champagne socialists who never believe in sharing the same rations as or of marching shoulder to shoulder with ‘the people’ they say they care about..
In truth they hold the ordinary voter in utter contempt, lying through their teeth as easily as sipping tea whilst feathering their own nests at any opportunity. Such has been the nature of this government that not only has opportunity frequently arisen, it has been the primary objective of the architects of New Labour.
I once heard a wise old man describe such hypocrisy something like this:
“The stench of hypocrisy is overwhelming. It is like the rank smell of a gigantic open sewer, or of being in a field of week-old corpses, on the hottest day of the year”.
In what we call a democracy the electorate have one chance every five years or so to remind ‘honourable members of parliament’ that they are the salaried employees of the people and that their job is to serve them, not themselves. When they fail on such an epic scale and have been found to have been lying and feathering their own nests while others suffer, the people must punish them.
What can the people of Britain do? Not much many would argue, but what you emphatically do not do is vote the same government back in again, regardless of whether or not you regard them as ‘your party’ and dislike the other lot. There comes a time when a different party deserves a go for a change.
This is more than simply the minimum requirement. It is a moral duty.
Britian is kicking out the UK boss of Mossad today. Miliband has to announce it this afternoon.
He won’t know where to put his face in the Synagogue this week
Miliblanks is an atheist.Marxists generally are.
You will soon be a busy man what with all that campaigning in synagogues you’ll be doing
Gordon told him to. He wants to get Hoon, Byers and Hewitt off the front pages.
Super. Kick out the one guy who might have a clue who and when the next 7/7 will occur.
Britian doesn’t take too kindly to other governments copying their passports and using them for a hit in one of the few friendly Muslim countries.
Speaking from experience, as someone who got more than 20 questions last month from Dubai immigration!!
Britain or Dubai doesn’t take kindly? Don’t follow
The Synagogue ?
You mean the House of Lords surely ?
Susie – 7/7 was planned and executed in Britain, far away from anywhere that Mossad has influence or assets.
Besides, it’s far from given that the Israelis would share such intelligence even if they had it.
Add to the mix the current settlement expansion, and it’s time to ratchet up the pressure on the land thieves – trade sanctions will be next on the agenda, after Omaha Beach gives Netenyahoo a bollocking today, of course.
Susie, Brown wouldn’t want the UK Mossad watching his creation of a national security alert now, would he? Nor knowing who set it up. They’ve got to go.
“Miliblanks is an atheist.Marxists generally are.”
But Millitwat quite happy to get his sprog into a faith school. Strange that. What’s the word I’m looking for? Hypocrite perhaps?
Gesture politics – he’ll be replaced by a clone. Probably the right move for us – I mean you have to be seen to be making a token protest.
” The Missing says:
March 23, 2010 at 10:43 am
Miliblanks is an atheist.Marxists generally are. ”
Ah but not all atheists are marxists.
Simple question to the liars Mandelson and Brown
Why has Britain national debt doubled since they took office ?
That’s simple – Lord Ashcroft.
…and why has the same happened to my council tax? And yet McBust could only manage 12% for the services in the same period.
“I will not let you down!”
Fat chance, you’ve got us down so far that any further descents would be of little relevance or effect!
They’re the tip of the iceberg.
Some people have to lead the followers.
Peter Mandelson of course has NO knowledge about lobbying and is entirely innocent, I mean, he didn’t visit a yacht and got an EU trade tariff law changed, and didn’t meet up with a Hollywood exec and now by pure coincidence is pushing through the bastard Mandelson “Digital Economy” bill, and didn’t help out a steel magnet. See, no experience of lobbying at all, what an honest man that Mandelson is.
But how did Mandelson get his multi-million pound properties so fast?
Just because you are a socialist does not mean you cannot be a good manager
Agreed, but we are talking about corruption, lying and spinning. Completely two faced greedy revolting arsehole.
Mandy looks even more shifty than he normally does. 1 out of 10 for candour.
You appear to have accidently ommited any mention of Conservative or LibDum figures who are either facing criminal charges for theft, have been suspended from the party, suspended from the Lords, found to be expense fiddling, offering to whore themselves out to or a permutation of all of the above.
A slip of the Coulson perhaps.
The Clue was in the Title. LABOUR’S Dirty Dozen.
So you think we’ll get a Conservative Dirty Dozen and LibDum Dirty Dozen appearing here any time soon ?
Some would find that notion fanciful I’ll just believe it when I see it.
It’s His Blog, he can write what he wants. If you wanna see a blog about a Conservative Dirty Dozen then Fuck off and start one.
he can indeed write what he wants
like ‘certified independent’
which is the reason some of us come here and not Conservativehome
More than some are not Tories, however nearly ALL bar the Labour trolls, hate the rotten socialist oppressors.
UKIP have avoided this sleazeathon yet no mention of that
Who?
the Party who didn’t lie about Lisbon like cast iron Dave and euro troughing Brown did
the Party who are offering a referendum on europe
you know, the ones with a spine
Oh yeah, the supposedly libertarian party that believes in telling people what clothes they should and shouldn’t wear.
oh yeah, call me Dave likes Hoodies and thinks we should hug them
that nice mr byers was all over european telly last night
oh how we laughed
whether or not to have a referendum or join Lisbon is a BRITISH matter
we know you are incapable of understanding that Old Nick
but since you keep coming to a BRITISH political website instead of your euro non-country’s we all know you really wish you were here instead
That is why we need Georgia Gould in Labour. She scrubs up well as does Luciana Berger.
Harriet, get back into the doggy position, do I have a bone for you
are they replacing the Mossad man?
Would not really have worked under the title ‘Labour’s Dirty Dozen’ would it?
“David Cameron. I was one of the four original people who persuded him to stand. I don’t think I’ve fallen out with any of them.”
Too long. Butterhill should learn brevity.
You might have noticed the right wing bias of this blog.
Hatred of all things Liebore is not, per se, right wing…
Absolutely correct.
Look at Scargill, total champaign socialist, yet he set up His own Labour party to counter New Labour.
Ok, pot and kettle black, but you get the idea.
I don’t think that there are a dozen of them. If you are looking at the worst examples of a perpetrator of multiple offences including expense fiddling to the extent of police investigation, lobbying, selling state secrets, stopping working for the constituents but jumping about excitedly at the expectation of charging 3K a DAY for toughing and selling our democratic system to the highest bidder. etc…
Then by this standard, labour are far worse than the tories. But then, our bent electoral system has created a lot more labour MPs and Labour Lords than would be the case under fair and honest systems.
Fair and honest? Wassat then?
How dare you use such words on a political blog, don’t you know what country you are in
and by that standard the Lib Dums are far more honest than the Conservatives and UKIP are the most honest of all
Not a problem, you only have to go to the BBC’s various sites where they proclaim the omissions referred to.
@Certified Independent!
Firstly, study Mandelson’s face very carefully. This man, like Blair and the rest of New (Age) Labour, is a congenital and habitual liar. Study him.
No, we haven’t forgotten miscreants from other parties, but the majority are sleazy New Labour liars and hypocrits. More to the point however, it is Labour who (rightly, I voted for them) won in 1997 complaining about Tory sleaze. That was nothing compared to the state of things today.
It is the New Labour government who have been in power for almost a decade and a half and who undermined and forced out Elizabeth Filkin, Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards, ‘because she attempted to tackle the prevailing culture of corruption in politics’.
It is the New Labour government whose Speaker tried everything possible to stop the Telegraph blowing the lid on the expenses scandel because so many MPs across the board but including Ministers of the Crown were ripping the public off, and who conducted a witch hunt against the whistleblower (may he/she be showered with heaven’s blessings).
New Labour & The City have bankrupted the nation. Poor oversight of dodgy practices allowed it to happen…New Labour’s responsibility. Failed again.
‘New Labour will rule’ said Brown on becoming our unelected PM, along with ‘British jobs for British workers’, whilst New Labour deliberately instigated mass immigration whilst lying massively about the figures…driving down wages and standards for their own traditional voters and creating a powder keg in future in Britain…or should we say England, for I’ll bet you the population of Scotland has not risen at all.
It is the New Labour government who slipped young lads a couple of grand to die abroad serving their government’s call to arms, whilst the government and its supporters stuck their noses in the trough containing taxpayers’ money and started a feeding frenzy.
This is the most dishonest, disreputable failure of a government in recent British history by a mile, and that’s saying something.
And you’d vote them back in again would you…? For shame!
Is this the same government? The “Whiter than White” that Tony ‘WMD’ Bliar harked on about all those years ago. The one that promised us that our children would come first under his system of “Education, Education, Education” The one that’s tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime. The party of NO More Boom and Bust. The very same one that saved the NHS with 24hours to go or is it the one where sleaze is an acceptable word until you get caught, the one where 16 year old’s leave school unable to read or write, or could it be the one that let’s out murderers on early release because the prisons are full of pensioners unable to pay council tax, or the very same one that supports over 400 deaths on its wards where no-one is accountable and people are dying of infectious diseases caught in filthy hospital wards, if not then it surely must be the one that has bankrupted this country with the biggest debt ever over it’s mishandling of the economy..We must be told…….
another dumb fuck who voted for Blair and will vote for Blair 2.0
I didn’t
when Guido ran with Porkbusters there was no such artificial demarcation between the piggies
Broon is going to get beat and nothing can stop that and when it happens I will be delighted, but the heir to blair and his MPs should expect to get scrutinised on a website that claims it’s independent
pretending there is only corruption in one party is pathetic and the public certainly doesn’t believe a word of it after expensesgate
Go Get’em Sid!!
All this is taking the focus away from bankers.
Give us our money back you bastards.
JUST LOOK AT THEIR FACES
NOT ONE EVEN REMOTELY PRESENTABLE
FRAUD IS WRITTEN LARGE WITH NU LABOUR
If I am honest, there isn’t one face there that would not benefit from a Burlescone type kiss with a hand sized representation of Milan Catherdral.
I’ve always thought that about Hoon, Morley and Byers but now see the possibilities elsewhere – and it goes much wider than that. Cast Iron Dave and Osborne are definitely candidates.
Smug, incompetent bastards.
Yup – written all over them.
uaf uaf
Ghastly piece of filth
Good boy.
There are two possible solutions here.
(1) have many many fewer of these people, which will have the effect of “taking government further from the people”. This will be good. They will have to be aged 55+, have worked in an employment sector which was a net tax-contributor to HM Treasury (and NOT a ne tax-consumer) all their lives INCLUDING pre-Uni-”internships”, OR been self-employed for a minimum of TEN years. They will be paid allowable expenses (this is reasonable) but no actual “salary”. They will be housed in special barracks across the road from Westminster, which will be paid for so there’s no scammy-hammy, and they will be EXPECTED to vote in person on every Division – missing three deivisions in one year except for illness certified by one of their own constituents (not a “doctor”, these will not do) will be grounds ofr dismissal. there will be no “pairing” allowed.
A corollary of this is that Socialist Rotten-and-Pokcket-Boroughs in the “inner cities” will be merged, will contain between 650,000 and 6,500,000 electors each, and will return ONE MP (for each “vibrant multicultural urban community”) – I’ll allow that, rather than “just ONE MP OVERALL” for the lot of them). Just like Tory rural ones have to do now.
(2) The second solution would be having many, many MPs – thousands and thousands and thousands of the bastards. Every street will send one to Westminster. We’d need at least 700,000. No law can be passed without absolute unanimity. These will also be housed in barracks: the flats in Peckham, built by some earlier Stalinist ones would do nicely. Oh, and every division will have to be attended too. The MPs themselves cannot suggest laws. Laws will be proposed by Free-Holders.
No representation without (net) taxation.
I have never understood why we cannot send people to Parliament off the Electoral Roll, it works for Juries.
Only criminals and the insane would be disallowed.
All your conditions should be followed.
“Only criminals and the insane would be disallowed”
You got something against Liebore voters?
Wheres Harry caravaning Cohen ?
Good point Tankus.
Labours Dirty Bakers Dozen.
Why do they all look like inbred banjo players
Brown promises cardboard cut-out of Guido Fawkes ‘for every home’ by 2020 !!!!
Cameron promises cardboard cut-out of Guido Fawkes ‘for CCHQ display’ as the polls tighten !!!!
Will there be an election?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/7500719/Nuclear-terror-risk-to-Britain-from-al-Qaeda.html
Good point, Brown is taking his time. I reckon he is gambling on fatigue and will only call at the last possible moment, 6 June
The Labour Party – A Taxi Fare For All!
Fare`s fair.
It’s a byers market.
So that’s what they meant when they talked about future fares a couple of weeks back…
I resent you using a photo of me with a chubby face. I’m not that fat.
aren’t you too ill to be on here?
She looked pretty fit on Dispatches. New suit, new frilly spotted blouse.
Jaqui’s fella has a DVD of her
Meanwhile over on NIck Robinsons site, the hot topic of the day is ………………………….Ashcroft
I;ve just had a rant on the BBC HYS. I wonder if it will be published. It’s very anti Labour and criticises the BBC for this very reason.
He’s err….conveniently not updated it since last Thursday. Those expenses forms don’t fiddle themselves I suppose. Good grief – do you think the BBC want to be slaughtered? Are they actively desirous of fucking themselves over? These fucking socialists are just so inept at everything. Geez Louise.
We’re concentrating on the main headlines, the important stories. Gordon has save us from inflation. “UK inflation rate falls to 3% in February”
Jeremy Hunt Conservative MP, Shadow Culture Secretary
“I believe that the BBC is a great national institution.”
“I am proud of the BBC.”
“I don’t see the BBC as a State broadcaster. I think people see the BBC as operating at arms length from the government and it’s very important that it should continue to do so and that’s why we’ve said we will protect the BBC charter.”
But sadly it does not operate at arms’ length from the Labour Party.
‘Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime.’
‘Education, education, education’
‘No return to Boom and Bust’
And your point is, Sir?
Tactics mistaken for strategy.
“that’s why we’ve said we will protect the BBC charter.”
“at arms length” in so far as it still has the liebour spinmaster’s hand throttling it’s throat.
Jeremy is a well meaning boy but not too clever. He often confuses issues
Try to be original – how many times will you cut and paste the same comments? I appreciate you may have to take lots of time each day to sweep up the destroyed nokias but the occasional bit of new thought would make a change
you just said the same thing further up Sir ‘Original’ Dogbreath
blowing off stupidly about ‘new thought’ while doing that and bringing out the cliche of thrown Nokia is, I appreciate, hilarious but you might be better advised to come up with a reasoned response instead of hypocritial trolling
the amount of repeat posts saying the same things about the BBC far outweighs my own, which merely points out that you’re going to be in for a disappointment if you think Dave will change much
I never voted for these NuLiebour clowns nor will I
did you?
It’s on. Speechless.
I don’t bother to look at HYS any more. No good since they stopped allowing the silent majority to recommend posts that weren’t left of centre.
You’re taking the piss?
When I asked Martin Sixsmith what he thought about Byer’s situation he replied (allegedly!!)
“Ha ha ha!
He’s fucked, he’s really fucked, he’s nothing but a fucker!”
He said he wondered how many other men I had been with and that’s what he was getting off on. It was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever had a man say to me in my life.
‘Mr Byers and his partner Jan Cookson said in a statement to the paper: “We talked together at the time about what had happened between Steve and Barbara.
“This is a private matter and we will not be making any other public comment.”‘
So let’s hear no more about it.
Re : “heir to Blair” Reporter to promising young footballer – “are you the new Wayne Rooney ? “. Young footballer with basic PR training, ” no, I’m the new “. There. Simple. But not too simple for Dave’s lot to screw up.
Shut your f@cking f@ce, uncle f@cker!
Aw me Gorballs
Is there ANYTHING good one can say about Newlabour?
All the more puzzling why Tony Cameron keeps copying them.
The Court of public opinion (not pollsters) is about to pass judgement on the troughing bastards.
one does not know , but does one have a tip on how you make bouef a la griniere avec plum de glace
What about Cohen and Purcell?
Please can I play?
Hi Mandy
Applied for any big mortgages lately?
No
Waddeston Manor looks after that…
It is the least I can do, after all, he is working out a terrific deal for me, for those roads I want to own.
No not ith me you can’t. Your much to rough.
Labour have sent purcel on a all exspenses paid wee holiday.
Into the deep woods far, far away. Never to be seen again until his body is found with some aspirin and a rusty, blunt knife.
The family have been informed that they will find out the details in 70 years.
It`s the right thing to do.
A Teamster job you mean
Six foot under in concrete…
Strathclyde Police have “asked whether they should investigate” I ask you!!!
Labour paid? I thought it was his business partner?
Cash for favours, free holidays and quick getaways, it’s in Liebour’s DNA.
I’m available all year for Hoon Work. Anyone want to hire me? I won’t meet with any pretty females though. I made the mistake of meeting with one and it was rather embarrassing. I won’t fall for that again.
dear Geoff’s claiming that no one has told him he’s suspended yet
dear Dave stil hasn’t suspended his sleazebag
Did I ever tell you how I made my millions?
Was Hoon responsible for the recent contract for tanks that went to the USA, only wondering?
Quite possibly Dave and chums have been frantically calling since last night trying to sort out the facts.
Butterfill will be hiding behind his sofa with his head sandwiched between two cussions.
Nor will he, it will be an admission that the Tories are still as bad as they were under the Major regime
Anyone who rabbits on about meeting with, rather than just meeting, somebody else is a berk, alright.
BT’s my man commitment. I do about 3 days a month for them. But I’m looking for something to expand my portfolio. That’s why I came into politics. To make lots of money.
from her comments last night she offered herself to other for about 13 – 14 days per month. that makes her a part-time MP but still on a full-time salary – something wrong here me thinks
Didn’t labour campaign heavily and extensively against that sort of thing?
It makes me sick that she makes so much money from her “main commitment to BT” of ONLY 3 days per MONTH!!!!
For FUCKS sake! she gets paid more for lying to BT for three days a month than I get for working my bollocks off full time!
And so many “working class” fuckwit braindead fucking arsebrained retarded fuckmonkey bastards still vote for these so-called “champions of the working class!”
I`ve always voted Labour, they are the party of the working class, right?
They should all be sentenced to twenty years in a sink estate. No, that would be too good for them, a life sentence, – unto death.
yeah one sink between the lot of ‘em!
Socialists of whatever flavour are never part of the working class. The patronising neo feudalist troughers just kid themselves they are.
Your right. It truly beggars belief that 30% – 32% think these supporters of the working class have their best interest at heart. Clearly the coffee they drink has NO smell.
Given the quality of our current representatives, paying their full salaries on condition that they never again darkened the doors of the Mother of Parliaments would be the best investment that this country ever made.
I was Health Minister
So it pharma that is really (conflict of ) interesting
And the pharma companies are FAT
wuf wuf
(Shit Police car in front of my door now)
Right. I’ve cancelled our BT contracts as of this morning. They’re fucking useless anyway – almost as useless as this money-grubbing Australian bint is.
Does anyone know exactly what it is that Hoon is supposed to be doing re Nato troops- and who appointed him? And are there other MPs with him?
Official Secrets Act anyone?
NATO ? – Didn’t the NuLibore Scottish Lord Fingermyjig go and run the thing following some dirty goings-on?
I think his name was Robertson and there were rumours that he was linked with Hamilton of Dunblame infamy. I’m sure other contributors will fill in the details.
Why do you think the documentation on Dunblane and Dr. Kelly are buried for 70 years. Move on. Nothing to see here (yet).
100 years actually.
Involving kids?
Allegedly.
It was a weird coincidence that Hoon explains about his job helping US firms get European defence work on the same day that General Dynamics get the new tank contract from BAE . A £4Bn contract that would have been excellent for our defence industry.
British orders for American jobs….
British Carbon Trading for Indian jobs.
Yes, I wondered about that contract too.
brings a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘mug shot’!!
what an ugly load of shit they are
Labour’s hole,
Getting deeper
And deeper.
It’s a fisting frenzy.
Poppers for Mr Brown!
Poll: UK Conservative Party Lead At Four Points Over Labour
The U.K. opposition Conservative party was four points ahead of the governing Labour Party in the latest YouGov poll commissioned by The Sun newspaper.
The poll, published late Monday, showed the Conservatives picking up 36% of support, Labour with 32% and the smaller opposition Liberal Democrats with 20%.
The Conservatives have seen a once double-digit lead slip in recent months ahead of a general election that must be held by June 3.
Most commentators believe the Conservatives may need as much as a 10-percentage-point national lead at the election to be confident of commanding a parliamentary majority. YouGov is conducting almost daily polls through the election.
http://online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20100322-713974.html?mod=WSJ_World_MIDDLEHeadlinesEurope
Bollocks.
Seriously – do you know anyone of sound mind who thinks Brown is doing a good job, or who intends to vote Labour?
See, that’s the point – “of sound mind”. If we can have a demented fuckwit as PM, nothing wrong with demented fuckwits as voters.
It all matches beautifully. To Liebor’s sick mind.
Cameron needs to explain why the 26 point lead of voters who were going to vote for him has melted away
Because it certainly isn’t because Brown is any fucking good
Worked out that it might be his own fault yet ?
1992
No but the reborn, green, touchie-feelie, away-with-the-fairies Tories can’t bear to see poor, kindred spirit Gordon suffer.
Cameron`s slide coincided with abandoning a referendum and offering a lock to a door that can`t be closed, as an alternative. He thought we were stupid and would swallow the same old shite that the other two main parties trot out.
Hah! You should visit Caerphilly. Well, you shouldn’t, but you know what I mean.
Tories heading for a landslide, my local newsagent told me.
must be true then
I like a positive thinker.
Strangely YouGov seems to suspend the ‘almost daily’ polls when the government is having a bad time.
PS :any chance of original thought rather than cut and pasting? Do you work for the Guardian?
calling someone you disagree with a Guardian reader
VERY original
How corrupt have you got to be before Mandelson describes you as grubby?
If lord shirt lifter says you are grubby, you are fucked big time.
It starts at 35:40 in.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00rmpj7/Newsnight_22_03_2010/
He even terrified Paxman last night on tv.
Mandelscum was lying though, his body language was all over the place when he was asked about his connection with Byers. He perceptibly coloured up, blinked a lot, and looked far less ‘suave and snake like ‘ than usual.
Yes, that struck me too. I detest the man, but have got to admit that he is normally cool under pressure.
Last night he was looking distinctly edgy though. I don’t know why he felt that people might be suspicious of his involvement in dodgy dealings. Its not as if he has form or anything
I can’t bear to watch Mandleson.He is truly odious and makes my flesh creep.
And the ironic thing is, from the bunkers point of view, this story is probably the less bad option than the story it knocked off the headlines, the fact that the Unite Union paid £11,0000,0000,0000 to the labour party and effectively own it lock stock and barrel.
Just think, every future labour MP will be a Unite MP. All of those red rosette on a donkey constituencies will be Unite MPs. What chance of dealing with the public sector pensions timebomb now ?
If you vote Labour you are voting for a trade union as your Government. Terrifying.
never mind the government get your bus out, you should have been in tooting ten minutes ago
£11,0000,0000,0000? Surely you mean £11,000,000,000,000? Only three zeros to each separation (you watch some mathematician come along and put me down).
Not in our Liebour arithmetic. Explains a lot about the economy, don’t it? You can have as many 00000s as you want, after all, they mean absolutely NOTHING, Zip, zilch, zero. As Mangledbum keeps explaining. Zero.
After Zanu’s 2010-2011 inflation is taken account, we calculate you are correct.
What pisses me off is that 160 labour mp’s are shoo ins from Unite.
There are 50-60million voters in this Country and Unite with only 2 million members, most of whom apparently vote tory, own a quarter of the House of Commons already.
How long before someone cries foul or is democracy already dead FFS?
It’s long dead, where’ve you been?
(_:_)rseholes are multiplying . . . . . more to come . . . . .
An excellent article in the Mail this morning about 3 Rifles and the support they have been receiving from the local community, at the end of the article is this paragraph.
“And while ordinary members of the public have been kind, these men and their families cannot say the same about their political masters (astonishingly, their local MP, one Alistair Darling, has not found time to visit and has even declined an invitation to the homecoming parade). “
Rifles!Who said rifles?
Rifles?
Trifles… with lots of sherry and hundreds & thousands with sponge fingers topped off with vanilla custard and whipped cream… mmmm mmmm. Boring old rifles who needs them?
roll me in it
If I was a member of this government I wouldn’t want to go near anyone with a rifle!
I have the utmost admiration for our troops in the ‘Stan. Their loyalty and professionalism knows no bounds.
How the fuck they managed to hold back from slotting Broon with a .50cal from two miles away…
They didn’t have the kit to do it.
there is a petition on the arrse site for the boys to get their votes in time
Could someone clue me in as to Alistair Darlings relationship to 3 Rifles, as he is MP for an Edinburgh Constituency surely it would be one of the Regiment of Scotland’s brigades? I am willing to stand corrected.
I detest the Labour Party but would prwfer the smears to be correct.
Battalions, not brigades. They will thinking next we have enough soldiers to do Iran as well
…I’m as honest as the day is long, the longer the daylight the less I do wrong…
(Hat tip, Madness)
Leave me alone! I’m unwell! I’m off sick and can’t see my constituents.
That must be a relief for them, you look like a bulldog chewing a wasp!
She’s only off “sick” because she never wants to set foot in Luton again for fear of the lynch mob…
Face it Spain and the south coast, are so much nicer than Luton could ever be.
She will just wear her burka..again!
even sicker than Iris Robinson?
These socialist things really have turned into the pigs in Animal Farm…the whole rotten lot must be brought to book and properly punished.
Utterly contemptable – still Broon said, yesterday, that all was well in Labourland.
How 30% can still consider Labour as a fit and proper option to run the country is beyond comprehension.
When 1 in 5 work for the government; when 1 in 10 do not work at all; when compliant Unions receive unaudited grants only part of which needs to be laundered; when the BBC is Labour’s pocket: why it is not beyond comprehension at all.
This is how the odious Sepp Blatter remains the elected president of FIFA – he bribes a large proportion of the voters.
So sad but looking more and more true.
NuLiebour seem to have come close to succeeding in their ultimate aim – that we will all be so dependant on the Party that we will happily vote them in again and again, irrespecive of how much the country gets fucked up as a result.
Will it take the IMF to come in, the pound to go under the dollar interest rates at 15% before the people realise just how fucked we are??
Yes. its called a dumbed down electorate.
Oh great, Come Dance Dine I`m A Celebrity Idol is on again tonight!
1 in 5?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259935/Public-sector-53-economy-record-6-09million-Britons-work-state.html
The fact that Labour can still get 30% support in the polls shows the contempt that a lot of people still feel for that old bat Thatcher and her glorious years.
Cato Street Conspirator=Downing Street Arselicker
=Scargill’s lovechild
crap
I for one would love a return to 1979. You can like Thatcher or hate her but there were few who did not respect her. Let’s be honest given Thatcher or Brown its a no contest. I keep thinking that this whole affair since 1997 has been a Dallas moment and I will wake up. Alas not so.
Unfortunately this time round we may need someone with even bigger balls than Maggie to sort out the mess
Can’t think of anyone.
We’re doomed.
Erm guy`s I believe there may be a problem in the cojone`s department here.
yea I would like to go back to ’79 when england had a manufacturing base, and all the utilities hadn’t been sold off, and we werent flooded out with foreigners and the thousand years worth of coal that was left in the earth was still being mined.
Yeah I really miss the power cuts, endless strikes, rubbish piling up in the streets. if only it were 1979 again.
I miss the shit money. Life’s overrated.
I can think of another Dallas moment that I’d quite like to see repeated.
May I be the first to say What about Lord Ashcroft?
I know Lord Ashcroft has nothing to with this but its importand that the name of Lord Ashcroft, it being Lord Ashcroft, should remain in the public consiousness.
Lord Ashcroft owns a company or whatever in Belize and pays some tax… or something about tax anyway.
Forget thieving, lying, corrupt and criminal Labour MPs, remember Lord Ashcroft, who after all has broken no laws but is clearly beyond the pale.
Lord Ashcroft, Lord Ashcroft, Lord Ashcroft
I love it when the tory trolls start doing UKIPs work for them
Of couyrse Labour have no interest in Ashcroft do they? Double bluffing are we?
I think a Lisbon referendum is not just needed but crucial.
I believe that until there is a referendum on either Lisbon or Europe the British public will hold the same old politics as usual in ever more contempt. As if they did not feel overwheliming contempt for them already.
I also think you are trolling because you have nothing to say and have a very limited intellect.
My conscience is clean having never voted for this rabble. Is yours ?
Or is this all just so much deflecting from your own Parties shortcomings.
I suspect that he is shitting red lights right now. You can bet your life that those that are able are doing a lot of digging in an attempt to tie him in with the Byers version. The c*nt isn’t as smart as he would like us to think. He is a greedy, lying little shit – how many times has he come unstuck?
Glass coffee table at the ready!
one less times than he has come back
The 12 disciples of the former Messiah (“Oh no he isn’t, he’s a very naughty boy!”). Which one will be Judas?
Is Lord Mandelscum of Fuckboys Pilate then?
Of British Airways fame?
In the real world employees caught fiddling on this scale would be turned over to Scotland Yard. Banks apart, that is.
You’re all becoming tiresome…
“It’s the Left thing to do”
I have a face, which is kindly described as ‘unique’.
Those 12 c*nts at the top of the page however, are just downright ugly.
Are you Lembit Opik?
Who would ever admit to that.
I love Empbit
Cor he’s got one…
According to my Romanian informant Optik is hung like a rattlesnake.
I see they have been consulting their archive of “Yes Minister” episodes and have decided to expel some diplomats to try and deflect attention away from yet more Labour money-grubbing.
Yes
Let’s start a war with Iran
That will make Israel and Hillary Clinton LUV us
And make the People forget UNITE which is losing its battle !
Tony Cameron has copied everything else Blair has done so starting his own War will be on the list.
Will Blair be back to help the Ruin now that his favourite henchmen – Byers, Hoon, and Hewitt have been kicked out of the Newlabour tribal team?
Can`t see Bliar or most of Bruin`s crowd canvassing in public come election time. They are only safe in TV Studios and in front of hand picked party faithful or schoolkids.
Nah, let’s frighten the plebs and call off the election…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/7500719/Nuclear-terror-risk-to-Britain-from-al-Qaeda.html
O/T
Time to wheel out the scare tactics now, then declare a state of emergency and call off the election – job done
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/7500719/Nuclear-terror-risk-to-Britain-from-al-Qaeda.html
If we ever do get a summer its about time we all met up around the HOC and simply sit down, on the roads, grass, entrances, exits during PMQT and completely block this thieving rat hole.
Bottle them up and dare them to come out. I’ve had enough.
Summer? Better blockade Tuscany, then.
That fucking Cameron getting his bloody female pregnant. How could he?! Just the thought of sex with a woman sickens me! I hate women so much! But I should have planned ahead and got that Macauley female driven to the local sperm bank in December. If I’d done that, she’d be pregnant now and I could’ve announced it before the election. Why do I keep fucking things up? If I hadn’t bottled it in 2007, I might have won the election. Now I’m going to get fucked and I’ll go down in history as the most useless and most hated British prime minister. Oh, I’m so bloody furious! I need to vent my frustration! Where’s that secretary? The bitch is going to get the shove of her life!
You were ordered to get married its time you were again ordered to try and have more children. Think votes Gordon, think votes.
Just give a shout if you need advice on how things are done!
These idiots have just lost labour the election. Well done! UK PLC will soon be open for business again.
Do you really believe Nu Labour’s client state can hear what’s going on against a cacophony of iPods, Playstations and screaming brats?
what?
And yet Gordon’s slave army of scroungers, fraudsters and town hall paper clip officials will ensure a GLORIOUS and MAGNIFICENT victory for socialisms!!!
Bad break you shitheads, keep paying those taxers suckers!
The power of the state will be mobilised if you dont bow before your Marxist overlords.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
coz soshalizt commienazis will make yoo dere slaves an eat your pets
innit?
The baldy bastard was not even a driver, he said on sky news he was a bus conductor,
Bloody BBC!!!!….That Laura whatsername just saying that Cameron at his Press Conference did not say he would withdraw the whip from Sir John Butterwhatever.
They cannot report anything positive about The Tories can they???
Cameron said,without any conditions, that the above trougher will not be enjoying his anticipated Lords career ..and that withdrawing the Whip for 2 weeks prior to dissolution was no painful penalty.
You shitheads are getting quite tiresome now.
The BBC is the media arm of the Labour parteh, stop whingin
Mr Cameron stressed that he supported the BBC
He said: “The BBC is an important national institution. I want to see it prosper and succeed and be a fantastic cultural asset.”
He added that he was a “supporter of the licence fee”
That was a long time ago, just like the mutual flirtation between Cameron and those Guardian shitheads.
Now push has come to shove the BBC is naked in it’s bias, and that’s the way it should be.
If those Tory shitheads get in the BBC might be expected to do ‘more for less’, or some other fatcherite right wing extremist shyte.
Oh yes, I nose what’s afoot you shithead
Jeremy Hunt Conservative MP, Shadow Culture Secretary
“I believe that the BBC is a great national institution.”
“I am proud of the BBC. I think that most British people think that we are very lucky to have a BBC and most people who aren’t British, if they don’t have a BBC, wish they did have one.”
“I don’t see the BBC as a State broadcaster. “I think people see the BBC as operating at arms length from the government and it’s very important that it should continue to do so and that’s why we’ve said we will protect the BBC charter.”
And that was only a few weeks ago shit for brains.
He would say that pre election wouldn’t he, twat brain?
> That was a long time ago
> He would say that pre election
Thick as a fucking plank.
“Thick as a fucking plank.”
You certainly are.
Give me one good reason why the Tories would want to keep the BBC as is, and I’ll believe you.
He has also refused to stop the £ 17 million being given to the Unions
That is the first thing Mrs T would have stopped…
He said that the Modernisation Fund would be scrapped – this is the circular money laundering business that sees £18m given from public funds to the unions, for them to keep 1/3 of it and give the other 2/3 to the Labour party.
He said he would keep the Union Training fund, which is used to upskill and retrain workers in declining industries – a good thing.
Fuck wit cut and pasters at it again – send in the tanks
you’re saying the same shit over and over again you hypocritical cun’t
change the record
Laura whatsername looks like she should be handing out Radio 1 Roadshow flyers on the beach in Worthing. Senior Political Correspondent? Don’t make me laugh.
Kuenssberg, Laura
Phwooooaaarrrr!
She does look a bit young. In Her BBC profile it says…
“Laura’s ambition is to own a Labrador”.
Woah there, keep your feet on the ground love.
Actually, I quite like Her, Last year at the Liebour conference She was balanced and pretty funny.
I’d also go as far as saying She’s right. Cameron maybe playing the sensible card in not having Butterfill chucked, but that’s a serious own goal, it’s way too easy for Liebore to push the ‘Do nothing Tories’ line yet again.
Worse, what if Brown doesn’t call an election for May 6th, what happens then? Dirty Butterfill remains in the Tory party for even longer.
Bad, bad decision Dave.
Piano wire, etc.
What etc?
Piano wire is all you need.
Okay, maybe a couple of sticks to loop it round. Maaaan… do we need a committee on garotting now?
A little, three legged, wobbling stool, for ME to kick from under them. Watch the fuckers dance!
Being a scot thats prolly what you do to your mates and family to be honest.
No need to be honest.
I’m trying to imagine a New Labour lynching. They’d probably end up hanging the horse, it would take many months and cost £20 billion and it would be all be Mrs Thatcher’s fault.
You talkng about my Horse Sir W ?
Leave my horse out of this please, he is innocent…
No
They would have to call in a corrupt Zanu PR company, corrupt consultants, corrupt lawyers and some cokehead rentboys before taking such a grave decision…
You forgot setting up a massively expensive and inefficient Quango to oversee the whole process and shirk all responsibility for any negative outcome.
And the scrap the whole idea because it breaches health and safety and impinges on someone’s ‘yuman rights’
Speaking of Caligula i’m surprised Brown hasn’t made his rocking horse Chancellor.
For health and safety reasons we are introducing a regulation forbidding the manufacture and maintenance of conventional pianos. Digitally sampled electronic instruments pose less risk to the public, and there will now be a presumption in favour of their use, particularly when the music stops.
what@ can we plug ‘em in the mains then – maybe that’s what they mean by digitally enhanced!
That’s why they’ve fucked the power industry. They’ll be hoping for a rolling blackout when the time comes.
So this is how the Labour Party ends, not with a bang, but with a snort, a grunt, a woffle and a squeal. It will linger for a time, flickering with the ghostly phosphorescent light of decay, but it cannot survive just as a vehicle for spivs and grifters.
It’s survived for gays, cokeheads, thieves and frauds since they came to power…
That is NuLabour’s core electorate…
It will become like the Communist Party now……
…..and a whimper – I hope.
What a fucking disgusting bunch of fucking lying, fucking cheating, fucking scumbag, fucking hoons.
There, I feel much better now.
See the lead on the BBC website has moved on to the expulsion of an Israeli diplomat over the misuse of passports business. As far as the Beeb is concerned the story is dead. Just a couple of days mopping up then business as usual. Unless Dave goes Nuclear this afternoon this will be tomorrows fish & chip paper!
Out up job by Milli-Mossad
He does not have that name for nothing you know…
The guy’s tour of duty is probably just about up anyway. He’ll be glad to get back to the sunshine of the Jerusalem hills.
I know it’s slightly off topic but you gotta laugh at this:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/west-virginia-eats-jamie-for-breakfast-1925393.html
fuck off Jamie you twat
As far as I am concerned we no longer have a government in this country.
Somalia, but with rain.
You have been to Cardiff then.
More likely Bristol – they don’t call Kerry McCarthy the MP for Mogadishu East for nothing…
It was closed.
And then?
…and we’re fighting in Afghanistan to teach them about democracy?!
We are fighting in Afghanistan to keep the streets of Tunbridge Wells safe from terrorist attacks. A policy that has been 100% effective so far. Now just what are we going to do with all those hundreds of thousands of Afghan`s we have let into the country?
Give them council houses and postal votes. Its the right thing to do.
A cartoon this morning depicted the “Taxi for Hire” corrupt Mr Byres as a prostitute selling himself – how much more corrupt are the ones who use the services of these people.
The three ex-Ministers and a Labour MP have been expelled from the party but all were not standing at the election so this is an empty gesture by Gordon.
How much more Corrupt is Gordon Brown for selling the country to the Unity Union who will replace most ex Labour MPs with their own members.
Will this country ever see the back of Gordon Brown’s corruption?
Good to see Harperson standing up yesterday and proposing the same ‘solution’ as they have used with prostitutes – criminalise those giving them money.
The govt KNOW they can do nothing about corrupt MPs because they think it’s the ‘lobbying industry’ with the problem…
43 days until May 6th. 43 days too many…
Where is Nick Robinson again Bad Labour story and he has gone AWOL.
His blog is still about Ashcroft.
Is it because Mandy is involved?
Front row of the Cameron press conference this morning on TV. Didn’t ask a single question.
Yes he did..but it was a typical ‘when are you going to tell us the details of what you’re going to do’ question designed to take the heat out of the lobbying sleaze issue.
…and on this subject…absolutely no mention on Pravda about Camerons attack on Labour candidate leaflets as ‘lies’ about Tory policies.
I notice the whole of the BBC News coverage last night didn’t mention Mandy at all and he was one of the ones that Byers fingered as changing legislation.
I want someone to put in a FOI request to see where all of the Union Modernisation Fund money has gone.
Millions of Tax money given to the Unions who then donate millions to Labour.
If thats not Money Laundering what is.
But Unite are experts in threatening, extorting and money-laundering
£ 17 million is the petty cash for us
Why do you think I am paid so much by them !
Ashcroft pays me in turnips
Another Teamster.
Regardless of criminal prosecutions, suspensions, repayments, etc the public can rest assured that the dirty dozen have made themselves unemployable, and therby will all lose far more money than they have ever illegitemately gained. Lesson learned – don’t sh*t on your own doorstep, and if you’ve got a second home don’t sh*t on that doorstep either.
unfortunately i believe mps get a years money paid when leaving……….the lords anyone?
plus pensions………..no doubt £20,000+ to tidy up loose ends
ie to shred incriminating documents a la antoninus blair.
Lovely £40,000 parachute payment plus gold plated pension, then quietly slip into a lucrative non job in Quangoshire. Lovely Jubbly.
Unless I am much mistaken you appear to have included the entirely innocent of everything Baroness Uddin in that line-up.
My thuggish sons will confirm my essential purity.
These parasites live in a parallel world. They have only contempt and disdain for the common man. They have passed legislation that has contributed to the destruction of a once great country. There really is no hope left. Economic Immigrants are housed and receive benefits on arrival. A relative who has contributed for over forty years receives 66 pounds a week following redundancy with no hope for the future and this is by no means an uncommon example. Little surprise that the BNP have increasing support.
Walk through any town centre on a weekend night at 11.0pm. Roads are closed to traffic as the Police, failing in their duty, cannot control the drunken misbehaviour and violence perpetrated by hooligans. 20% of school leavers are illiterate and will no doubt become part of the underclass relying on Jeremy Kyle, Gerry Springer and cheap lager to stimulate their dreary lives.
It is evident that the parasites from all parties, sitting in both houses, have nothing but contempt for the electorate. I am just grateful that my children have escaped what has become the equivalent of a third world banana republic with corruption, theft and fraud being the status quo of our elected representatives.
Have they emigrated
“20% of school leavers are illiterate and will no doubt become part of the underclass relying on Jeremy Kyle, Gerry Springer and cheap lager to stimulate their dreary lives.”
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Both Brown and Cameron have promised super-fast broadband internet access for all. So the government will be giving them more free porn than they will know what to do with!
David Amess
Norman Baker
Crispin Blunt
Graham Brady
Colin Breed
David Burrowes
Andrew Dismore
Jim Dobbin
Alan Duncan
Liam Fox
Mike Hancock
Lindsay Hoyle
Pa-l Keetch
Bob Laxton
David Lepper
Andrew Love
Madeline Moon
Mike Penning
Andrew Rosindell
Richard Spring
Theresa Villiers
Rudi Vis
Ma-agie Thaa-atcher
Henree Cooooper
your boys took one hee-ell of a beating
nutter
Who do you think you are, the fucking BBC?
Who do you think you are, a fucking trougher apologist?
add the lord of the shithouse,grdnon brwon……….
a. darling who seemed to move house every 5 minutes
the balls-goebbells who cant decide if they live in london or yorkshire……
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
meanwhile on the bbc..
‘mrs thatcher eats babies’ said yvette answering a question on her main residence…. ‘and she was responsible for the black death’……..
andy marr/toenails/evan declined to intervene
The public will wipe Labour of the face of this earth
Won’t do any good. They have never been on it.
the public don,t give a monkeys they dont even vote
……for EVER and EVER amen.
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Hoo hee?
Hoo ha ha, bing bang, walla walla bing bang. Don’t ask me where that came from.
Look Nick if you carry on down this line you’re in danger of being left behind the loop.
Can’t he get a new pair of specs? His eyes in those look like piss holes in the snow.
…he is Eric Morcombe and I claim my £5.00…wha – heeeey!
Bring me sunshine………………………………………………………..
it’s great when the tory trolls do UKIPs work for them
Lord Adonis said to cheers from his own side and nods from some Tories: “I have nothing for which I owe an explanation to this House or any apology. The fact that comments that are entirely unsubstantiated have been made should not, I hope, reflect upon my own personal conduct in this matter.”
Stand at ease people, it was all a false alarm.
Is that the same Lord Adonis who got his peerage from Bliar because he was his flatmate?
Aren’t you confusing him with Charlie Falconer?
you calling me a poof?
Is there a lady adonis? Impossible surely.
Just heard that Dave has axed Butterfillyerboots. Over to you Gordon……..
On commenting today about his career in politics Lord Mandelson said, ‘It’s extremely disappointing and altogether rather grubby’.
‘Which is just how I like my Trade…’
But I can play the rusty trumbone rather well!
Gordon insults Michael Foot at his funeral.
How Gordon Brown recycled his eulogy to Michael Foot
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259845/Richard-Kay-23-March-2010.html
John Butterfill blew his lordship on tv last night.
I concur.
was it on the fantasy channel
Nope. Dispatches.
He was a bit rough though. Watch the teeth next time you brute !
Why have Google put Charlie Whelan on their homepage:
http://www.google.co.uk/
No class that company!
Horrid. Switching to yahoo till it changes….looks like a 70′s Soho mackintosh geezer
Exactly my point, noncy Charlie! Soho special.
New Labour – Best before 1997
Pretty much corked now.
Whilst I take great delight in seeing the piggies squeal, the real hoodlums are getting away with it “Scot-Free”. Follow the money – Bliar – the biggest self-server of the lot who went to war to secure wealth and riches beyond the dreams of avarice; Fondlebum – remember his £500K profit on the sale of 2 flats in quick succession in the late 90′s – early noughties, how very convenient; his predilection for yachts and oligarchs. And finally, there’s the son of the manse, whose many skeletons may yet be taken out of the cupboard and given a good dusting.
Blair was a good teacher wasn’t he? He taught them all they know today.
The fish rots from the head.
Bliar was the most talented con man ever to enter politics. His legacy is, has been and will forever be, a total disaster for Britain and British politics. He has almost completely poisoned the well.
Worse still, CMD admires and wishes to emulate him.
We are heading from disaster, to oblivion.
Agreed. Bliar, just a great rep. that got lucky. Actually thinking about it he’s not even a great rep. Great reps are also honest. Just a charismatic shit that got lucky. And to my credit that was my judgement of him from about 20 mins after he won as he pranced and preened into Downing Street.
And mine. I wrote telling him what I thought within 3 months of him taking office as PM. I was sent a long explanatory letter listing the wonders of Newlabour After another 3 months I felt the game was up and wrote again, only to receive (by mistake I presume) an identical letter to the first one!
It’s funny but ONLY the women saw through him.
‘Just a charismatic shit that got lucky’
I think thats the best description of Tony Blair that I have ever read.
“It’s funny but ONLY the women saw through him.”
BULLSHIT!
I always hated the lying sack of shit. I was never ever taken in by him and was warning people about this very dangerous man back in the early 1990′s BEFORE he was voted in as labour leader.
Read what Leo Abse thinks about Tony Blair in his excellent book.
Yes indeed – just ‘ask any Edinburgh taxi driver’ for details
o/t but there is a petition on arrse for the boys to get their votes in time
I haven’t heard much about Lord Ashcroft on the BBC for a couple of days.
Has he died or something?
Who?
Don’t worry. Just go on Nick Robinson’s blog and Ashcroft is indeed the only thing you see. Obviously under instructions to keep the tap dripping. I wonder how it feels to be a once professional journalist who now has no control over his editorial direction and is merely a government propagandist?
Pays the mortgage.
Like all my loyal staff – Loyal to the point of Lunacy to the Beloved and Glorious Leader, Nicky boy and all the others does wot I tell ‘em.
Now boys and girls, – concentrate on ArseCraft and all his works.
Is that by way of 30 pieces of silver?
A look at the political affiliations of all BBC news editors, both past and present, may make interesting reading.
Mandy must have some serious shit on toenails though for him to be so obviously biased you only have to look at the last month Ashcroft wall to wall.
His bosses must be myopic as well
Then when Labour are up against it he is other wise engaged
Old Ghey Whistle Test, youth version?
Ashcroft is about to win millions in damages
To help pay for the Campaign
Thank you corrupt NuLabour and tax -avoiding Guardian newspapers…
he might be able to finally give you enough money to buy a mind of your own little poodle
funny how most of these ejits aren’t from Norf Britain?
Does anyone really believe that Brown and the McMafia are not on the take?
No
If you are from Scotland you KNOW they are! So is the opposition.
PS – local BBC here report that David Millipede had a very special top table guest at a recent South Shields Labour Party Dinner – none other than David Abrahams, or whatever name he was using that day. Remember him?
David Abrahams and David Milli-Mossqd
I dont’ understand the connection…
Can the Chief Rabbi please explain ?
Was the wee laddie Abrahms known to wee Stevie Purvcell.The Purvcell affair is gradually leaking into MSM .When GE date is official the SNP will be turning the taps anti-clockwise as the coroner reports on the death of stevies wee chummy Mr.D.Anus Mckinlay.Drip drip drip drip.Och the new
I doubt there is a Jock connection. Abrahams is a local developer who seems to have benefited from a decision to develop the “Durham Green Business Park” – see http://davidmartinabrahams.blogspot.com/2009/07/vision-behind-durham-green-business.html Of course there was no connection with his amateurishly- disguised £650K donations to the Liebour Party.
Are you sure it wasn’t Hilary?
I see Toenails has surfaced again. Apparently the suspensions are just because they are Blairites and were behind the attempted coup to get rid of Brown, and nothing much to do with anything serious that anything did wrong.
Looks like an FBI most wanted poster.
And Labour wonder if they might win the hearts and minds…..
of pigs perhaps,…. but not honest decent working people, …. unless that is you’re a Union leader or shop steward and can call strikes or not…. dependant on the bung…
You get what you pay for and we have allowed a professional political class to develop, as on the Continent, and wallop, they act like a bunch of thugs, disdaining ethics and decency, that’s for the little people, strutting and swaggering around, giving themselves all the sweetmeats and bribes, and setting themselves up in luxury.
MP’s do not merit a payrise, they merit minimal wages, and need to be versed in moral and ethics and not treat politics as a career path.
FUCKING SCUM BAGS, ALL OF ‘EM.
Hey, Truscott, if your’e reading this, wearing a merkin on your chin makes you look MORE of a cun’t not less.
They need to be versed in a fucking good kicking. We should all be doing leg stretches in diving boots so that in the event that we happen upon one of the thieving, self-serving, criminal bastards we will not tire too soon from our civic duty to kick the shit out of the c*nts.
That was nice of Guido to photoshop out their snouts.
He’s getting soft.
outbreak of swine flu returns , get your jabs pronto
Joey Jones the wonky nosed Sky news Labour apologist has said people don’t want to hear Labour being described as ‘appalling’after Camerons news conference this morning.
I couldn’t agree more,something much stronger like a shower of thieving traitorous shit would have been more accurate.
Surprised that Sky actually covered the DC press conference at all.
Cameron got really angry about some Labour posters going out to OAPs in marginal constituencies, claiming that the evil Tories will cut winter fuel allowances, free bus passes and TV licences.
DC said that they were all lies and that the Labour people doing this were liars – very strong words, I’m not sure if DC has ever called anyone that before?
It’s a shame he can’t do it at pmq’s where Brown does most of his lying.
Certainly can’t call someone a liar in Parliament – very Unparliamentary language.
Although it would be good to see Dave do just this at PMQs tomorrow and be rebuked by the Speaker over it! It would be forgotten about immediately as the Budget will be the story tomorrow night.
It’s about bloody time
Gloves off now…
I want bare knuckles “taking pieces” out of ZanuLabour
did he have strong words for his close friend Butterhill ?
Said he definitely won’t be going to the Lords, will be investigated by the Standards Commission, no point withdrawing the Whip for two weeks though, especially as he is standing down at the election.
Dave could possibly have been stronger, although Labour have only suspended Blairite former Cabinet ministers over this, and due to a massive protest by Brownites last night – Moron already lost the Whip due to her expenses affair.
I don’t think he’ll be getting his peerage.
The best part is these Hunts have made themselves unemployable to anybody now,afterall they were lying about what policies they affected,or were they??
Unemployed? Never, that’s what quangos are for.
Guess your right,wishfull thinking on my part i’d love to pull up at a Macdonalds drive thru to see Hoon taking abuse from a customer over a fucked up order.
hello peeps, Stavros here agin. Always look seein fo nite drivas for the early mornin airpot run.
call me on 0800 taxi byer
Is there no beginning to their shame?
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/mps-claim-expenses-for-getting-caught-at-being-whores-201003222579/
Outraged!
His Lordship once said, very wisely if you ask me, that “we aren’t like the other lot.” How right he was (& always is!) because Labour peers & MPs are much worse!.
Lamp post, piano wire. ‘Nuff said.
We can help you there!
see
Aitken, Archer, Hamilton
raise you
Byers, Hewitt, Hoon, Devine, Chaytor, Morley, Baroness Uddin, Lords Blackburn, Truscott, Snape and Moonie, last but not least, Margaret Moran
We’ve got a Full House – Arses over Cheats.
A Busted Flush, you say?
I’ll just print some more QE for a rebuy…
Shit my hand is fucking useless, I`ve only got an Ainsworth, Baroness Scroteland, two Millitwats, an Ed and Eva Balls and a Smith. I fold.
Given this man’s noteable view on courage – WHERE’S GORDON??
HAS ANYONE SEEN GORDON??
Where was Brown when the lights went out ?
Thowing Nookias out of his pram ?
Or beating up a secretary in the dark ?
The last few days have been very testing. Kit kat and bananas have been replaced with Straight jackets and sedatives.
You’ve missed Prezza on your FBI wanted list Guido
But I suppose he has given us a few laughs…
Leave Prezza in peace
He’s serving me my first G & T for the day…
His wife likes to get him out of the Mock Tudor house…
my shits better than your shit
Let me be the judge of that
Not you, me, me , me!
let me have a bite
Get rid of Lord fucking Bournemouth or troll for labour do will I.
Wannabe Lord fooking Bornemouth has the same eye problem as the Mong
Must be catching…
Me thinks the House of Commons needs fumigating
And the House of Ermine Vermin
FFS
Firm created by Purcell pulls out of Labour event
http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/editor-s-picks-ignore/firm-created-by-purcell-pulls-out-of-labour-event-1.1015412
Look!
I founded Noo_Lie_Bore on the firm principles of lies, deceit, and insufferable arrogance as befits a tosser and emoting lawyer.
Now my proteges are being hounded.
That only leaves Gorgon who is managing the economy so well, and My Bunker Bro. Mandlescum.
Oh dear!
Still, – I have done well out of it – and the Missus.
It must be time for the BBC and Labour party to announce another bout of banker bashing.
Got to keep the population in the dark about the dire economic situation and try and divert attention from what a shower of self-serving incompetent crooks Labour are.
Mr Cameron upped the political ante on bonuses by saying that no one at banks that have taken money from the taxpayer should be paid a bonus worth more than £2,000.
Tory leader has also suggested that bankers should do charity work to apologise for the credit crunch and called for more “morality” in the market.
While he’s at it, can he ensure that electronic bank transfers (BACS etc) are done instantaneously and not after 3 or 4 working days, by which time the thieving banks have collected the interest.
Hewitt charges £3000/day…
that’s £125 / hour – about the market rate for prostitutes and call-out ladies.
Nuff said!
£125 an hour, i’d want the whore to be made of cocaine at those prices.
Latvian slags are laying down for £40.
That had better be a Keira Knightly lookalike for that kind of money. You’ll get very acceptable service for thirty quid. Pricewise it hasn’t changed much in twenty years. That’s the cheap foreign labour undercutting the homegrown product again.
Where’s Harman with her rallying call – British whores for British punters.
It’s classic lefty politicking isn’t it? Accuse the other side of what you yourself are up to.
‘Tories are sleazy’ – New Labour proves to be the sleaziest goevrnemnt ever.
‘XYZ is lying’ – We’re lying
…and so on.
In passing I think Guido photomontage banner would make a really excellent poster.
Not forgetting:
I will be prudent = pissing away four times as much money as all previous governments combined
I will not use my family = getting wife to run interference in any tricky situation
It started in America = It started in Fife
It was the irresponsible bankers = It was me being an incompetent fuckwit
NULABOUR HAS DOUBLED THE NATIONAL DEBT
No. It has quadrupled national debt.
Will somebody please publicly state the difference between DEBT and DEFICIT
Halving the deficit is not the same as halving the UK debt which is what Brown wants you to believe he will do
The DEBT will continue to rise even when the deficit is cut
It is driving me mad. Halfing the deficit is NOT ambitious
Why doesn’t a Tory ask a presenter or a Labour MP to define Deficit and debt and see if they know
Halving the defecit is ambitious, though – that is just a measure of how fucked the economy is.
Even assuming a 4% growth in GDP and in the tax take, the public spending cuts required to halve the defecit over a 4 year period amount to around 16-20% in real terms, and that would still leave us with a 50% increase in overall d*bt.
And that’s without factoring in PFI/PPP off-balance commitments.
We have been Enron’d, WorldCom’d and BCCI’d for 13 years, and the economic pain required to get out of this hole is far, far worse than anyone is prepared to admit to the electorate.
Yes. It is absolutely dire.
We’re fucked. And we have UNITE and Bob-fucking-Crow just waiting in the wings to bring the UK to its knees the very same day Cameron gets elected.
It’s bad. And it’s going to get worse.
So much for ‘Thiiiiings can only get betteeeeer…’
On debt and deficit:
In everyday terms, I assume it means that I have spent all the money in my current account, I have no savings and I have some regular income but have overspent on my credit card almost to its limit. There are some things I have to do with my income – such as buy food and pay fuel bills – and having done so what is left is not enough to pay the monthly interest on my credit card, let alone reduce the total amount owed on that card. So I am accelerating down the drain unless I can drastically reduce my outgoings on food, fuel etc. Or earn more!
So my debt is the total amount on my credit card, and my deficit is the extent to which my monthly payment to the card company is less than the interest charged that month. Say I owed £4,000 plus £100 interest on my card and I could only afford to pay £60 each month, the deficit would be £40. So next month’s bill will be even bigger.
I get that I can’t go on like this. The credit card company is threatening to put up the interest rate it charges me and may pull the plug completely unless I do something about it now. Some of my not so clever friends say, wait and see – pretend everything’s fine for now because you might earn more next year, My sensible friends say you’d be stupid to wait because the credit card company is going to hit you hard soon if you don’t, and anyway there’s lots you can do to reduce your outgoings that won’t affect your income next year.
Is that it?
Yes
The deficit is the difference between the tax revenues recieved and the money spent in any given year.
The debt is the accumalation of these deficits.
So if you say the deficit will be halved in 4 years then it means it will be circa £85bn. However the deficit of the preceeding 3 years will be added to the national debt which will have gone up not down.
What Brown wants people to believe is that the National Debt will be halved which is a completely different thing.
Unfortunately most people are taken in by this.
The Tories either don’t get it or are keeping quiet as they would than also have to commit themselves to how they would reduce the debt rather than the deficit which would scare off voters.
The UK national debt is the total amount of money the British government owes to the private sector and other purchasers of UK gilts.
From figures published February 18th 2010, UK public sector net debt was £848.5 billion. (or 59.9% of National GDP) – Source: Office National Statistics
like your a tit.your a tit too. your a bigger tit. so are you tit.tit
coz there ain’t no sleaze from the other side
and the publik knowz it
FSA have made a bust
http://ftalphaville.ft.com/blog/2010/03/23/183636/breaking-insider-trading-news-of-the-day/
Hey boys!
Noticed how I’m letting the mammae hang a bit low lately?
That’s to show how full wiv the milk of human kindness they are – and to show support wiv all the putative and actual muvvas.
I’m all for wimmin in their proper place – in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.
Here Girls Gang Bang Hattie
What do you make of Girly Moran ?
Your Zanu Groupie ?
Good example eh ?
Ah Patricia Oz whatcum ?
She’s just craping the barrel isnt’ she ?
We ant to know
Yes i noticed, they are hanging so low that you keep getting them trapped in the brake pedal.
They haven’t just gone south for the winter, they have emigrated to Antarctica.
Paxman to Lord Pile Buster…”you received no phone calls from Steven Byers about food labelling?” The “Secret Weapon”, for it is indeed He. ” Zero”. Paxman to Lord Poodlefaker …”You’ve had any contact with him on that subject”? The Chutney Ferret, (for it is indeed He) “Zero”.
Just what weasel language does this venal slimebag speak? Pray tell me what is wrong with yes or no? Things were different in my day! Lord Sodomite is obviously lying through his eyeteeth which is why Brown (Ooh er Missus!) has emphatically ruled out an enquiry.
If I may for one moment remind Guido’s readers of the words our The Lord Protector on his cleansing of the ‘Augean Stables’
“…It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonoured by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.
“Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter’d your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?
“Ye sordid prostitutes, have you not defil’d this sacred place, and turn’d the Lord’s temple into a den of thieves by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress’d; your country therefore calls upon me to cleanse the Augean Stable, by putting a final period to your iniquitous proceedings, and which by God’s help and the strength He has given me, I now come to do.
“I command ye, therefore, upon the peril of your lives, to depart immediately out of this place! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors. You have sat here too long for the good you do. In the name of God, go!”
Were ever truer words spoken.
I will be a Cromwell soldier .Give me a horse and my orders. Who is with me.
Aye lad! Join the queue, here’s tha musket.
He didn’t like it up him. did he?
Thick nobinson fins time to pen very few words from his master’s voice.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/nickrobinson/2010/03/pure_revenge_pl.html
pure revenge plus is PRP not PLP.
A few of the commenters taking the piss by asking why he hasn’t mentioned Ashcroft yet, which is nice……….All the comments from NO,s 26 onward are ALL waiting for moderation.
Typical BBC, still, only 44 days left.
Could still be June. Very tricky.
March 23 (Bloomberg) — David Cameron, leader of the U.K.’s main opposition Conservative Party, said he will pursue the introduction of a bank levy without international agreement if his party wins the general election that must be held by June.
“We think it’s a good idea; we should go ahead on our own if we can’t get international agreement,” Cameron told reporters at a press conference in London today
Lazy cut and paste fuckwit. Start the tanks
You keep repeating yourself Dickless.
Do you have brain damage or just don’t understand the term, ‘Irony’
Angie Merkel just announced a German Bank Levy inc, British Banks in Frankfurt. The levy is gaining traction now that Brown and his pro casino bank policies have been totally discredited.
Gordon Brown: A political failure (Handelsblatt)
PS Is it true that when Gordon was asked who might portray him in a film, Gordon’s answer was George Clooney.
Gordon Brown, the man who can illuminate a room by leaving it.
More like George Looney.
That bird on the top row – 2nd in – she’s got a big mouth ain’t she?
It is patently obvious that the entire government, both houses are shysters, charlatans, scumbags, scalliwags and scoundrels and are in desperate need of quantitative easing of the neck. There are 2 methods recommended.
!. Piano wire and lamp post
2. Madame la guillotine.
Dancing lessons with either, highly recommended.
Even after applying the garotte, they’d return. They did in France.
You called? Just getting the needles and wool. Can knit a fine garment – completewith pom-poms and a poacher’s pocket – which will cover the entire human body in the time you can get these bastards to the guillotine.
I have been waiting for this moment for sooo long.
Pearl or plain?
PURL ! !
Click on the Google search page and their is a rather fetching representation of Charlie whelan superimposed on it. Whats that all about??
link
http://www.google.co.uk/
Hope this works. Not overly techno savy here in Sussex. we only got electricity installed here the other week. I hear they have traffic lights in Croydon!
They’ve got them in Balham, I believe…
Nothing like being a false member of the working class like me !
we all knew.the white flat cap gave it away
New Labour = FRAUD
Brown/Whelan Labour = FASCIST THUGGERY
Your Hoffa your head
They’re all cults, the lot of ‘em. This still makes me laugh, as Dennis get’s skinned
Thanks, thats brilliant- never heard that before.
Excellent!
Good old Robin, called a c*nt a c*nt.
Yet they still poll 30%… WTF ?
No problem there, if as expected the Tories get above 40.
Mossad so sad , got to go you say we bad
but not as bad as Labour are,hint hint,we will get you back
someone talking about the Guido site on Gobby logan radio 5 NOW
On second thoughts Paxman was probably quite content to get that “Zero” response to his direct questioning as it will undoubtedly come to represent an embarrassing ‘statement to fortune’… although the little sod will undoubtedly have “no recollection” of it. Ah well.. must be about The Lord Protector’s business…
Good news for the 86 year-old woman who was given a 6 month jail sentence for breeching her ASBO conditions: her appeal was successful, and her sentence reduced to life.
One day we will get back to the notion that Parliament and its sidekick “The State” are wholly accountable to the electorate and taxpayers rather than treating them as serfs and peasants to be exploited by a political elite funded by robber barons.
This might require a guillotine or even a hangman at Tyburn, but if it takes executions to re-establish control over the criminal classes looting the “Community Chest” so be it.
Miliband doing a bit of ir Humphrey today..
“If you want the press to leave a story alone Prime Minister give them a bigger story.
“… instead of trying to appease them, the best strategy is probably to give them a story. Sir Humphrey suggests to expel seventy-six Soviet diplomats, since this always worked in the past. “
By that reckoning
They should have expelled the whole Isreali Embassy
(then Milli-Mossad would have joined them the day after in Tel Aviv Aviv)
Small world Sir Humphrey…
Here look its Charlie Whelan on Google. dont they know theres a strike on !http://www.google.co.uk/
**GUIDO ON 5 LIVE NOW**
SCOOP !!! COURTESY OF MARTIN DAY
EXCLUSIVE BUDGET LEAK……….YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST FOLKS
Banks are to be put under an obligation to provide a free basic account to every UK citizen under new measures to be unveiled by Chancellor Alistair Darling in tomorrow’s Budget.
Mr Darling is thought to believe that inability to access a bank account can prevent some of Britain’s poorest people from joining mainstream society by making it more difficult for them to receive pay cheques and pay bills.
Not having an account can also make life more difficult for people who are watching every penny, as they are unable to buy cheaper goods online or benefit from the reduced rates offered by utility companies to customers paying by direct debit.
And people with bank accounts are thought to find it easier to find and keep permanent employment.
Recent figures from the Treasury’s Financial Inclusion Taskforce showed that 1.75 million adults have no access to basic bank accounts – more than half of them from the poorest fifth of society.
Which one do they suggest, RBS, Northern Rock ??? these fine upstanding examples of how to run a business.
I heard it on the Today programme this morning.
Yep. Seen that. So two years after the banks almost went tits up because they’d been lending money to fuckwits who had no way of paying it back the Maximum Imbecile has decided that what needs to happen is to guarantee access to lending for fuckwits who don’t even merit a bank account under any normal criteria.
I did think that those folk blaming Clinton for forcing US banks to make cash and mortgages available to the plankton of America and thus fuelling their property boom/bust were being a little harsh. The law of unintended consequences and all that.
But now we see the Maximum Imbecile teeing the UK up for another boom and bust.
Jesus Christ.
beggars belief
Thanks for the hat tip. I will amend my speech tomorrow to include all beggars, vagrants and those of no fixed abode. In fact we include a compulsory £5000 loan.
Not really. A basic account would probably be of the kind that under-16s get. All sorts of limitations, and no credit.
What I rekon its about is closing post offices. Odd logic but:
They wanted to close post offices and make benefit claimants use banks, because they claimed the transactions were much cheaper. Of course, british banks are “cheap/free” because on the whole we put money in, and don’t go to the branches. Those who do go into the branches a lot get a subsidy from those of us who do not. I can’t be bothered working out, but a couple of minutes of counter staff’s time has to cost as much as the 20p small post offices apparently used to get for handing out giro money.
So, banks are being forced to do give that cross-subsidy to the kind of queue one used to see in post offices on a friday morning.
PS: The british bank’s problems had a hell of a lot to do with gambling on money markets and takeovers, more than a few british mortgage defaulters.
Those poor banking chaps had to make Billions in Bonuses out of repackaging that shit and selling it 100 times over as toxic securities CDS and CDO’s.
WHY DID CLINTON AND THE AMERICAN PUBLIC FORCE THEM TO DO THAT!!!
THEY DIDN’T WANT THOSE BILLIONS IN BONUSES!! IT BROKE THEIR HEARTS TO HAVE TO DO THAT. *SOB*
yeah, right.
So you don’t think that the Maximum Imbecile has identified the UKs ‘problem’ as there not being enough people prepared to borrow a shitload of cash they’ll never be able to pay back and thus flatter the GDP figures?
And you don’t think the MI’s response to this is to bring in 2 million or so folk with no prior experience of borrowing several multiples of their annual wage just to start the debt-fuelled illusion with a new bunch of people?
Try and focus on the MI’s motivation for one moment. What is he trying to achieve? What does he gain from two million folk suddenly cut loose to squander bazillions they don’t have?
the banks are not being asked to let them borrow.
And ID cards are ‘voluntary’.
One step at a time #4.
The Maximum Imbecile sees Britain through his glass eye
Simple really
WHY DID CLINTON AND THE AMERICAN PUBLIC FORCE THEM TO DO THAT!!!
Jet, July 1, 2002
President Bush set a new goal of helping 5.5 million minority families buy their own homes before the end of the decade, hoping to end what he called a “home ownership gap.”
“The difference in home ownership between Anglo America and Black and Hispanic America is too big,” Bush said at St. Paul AME Church in Atlanta.
The president recently was in the city to promote his home ownership program, which calls for the building of 5.5 million new homes for minorities before 2012.
Citing high down payments a major obstacle to home ownership for low-income families, Bush wants a $200 million expansion to the American Dream Down Payment Fund, first outlined in January and awaiting action by Congress. Grants from the fund would help about 40,000 families a year make down payments or pay closing costs on houses.
Ever thought that many of those “without access” may not neccessarily feel disenfrancised and quite like the folding stuff……
It’ll be a back door to introducing ID cards. They’ll be handing ‘em out to folk to encourage ‘em to open a bank account. This will also mean they’ll be able to pay their dole/incapacity benefit/pension straight into an account so that will cut out a heap of post offices.
As with everything this vile Labour government does it is not the headline you should be looking at but rather asking ‘Where are they going with this…?’ And as always with this vile Labour government you can be sure the answer is ‘Nowhere good’.
I’ve been modded above, but in brief:
I rekon its about the government getting “free banking” rather than having to pay for benefit money to go through small post offices.
Is he actually going to be giving people something to put in their bank accounts, too?
errrrr.. yes. of course. the poorest 20% of society?
Do you realise what you’ve just said?
Free handcuffs and re-education for Tory voters.
It’s another fucking plot to get everyone onto The Database and stop us working for cash. If you have to have a bank account you cannot refuse to be paid into it directly. Then they’ll release your details to the HMRC who’ll simply deduct any tax they think might be due and tell you to fuck off or ask nicely if you want it back.
Having screwed Sterling they think that they can do without all the hassle of actually making any actual money.
Plus it will hand lots of lovely charges and penalty opportunities to the banks as these poor buggers are forced to use the dreadfull DD system when benefits get paid in late and DD set up to pay out do so, even though the funds have not arrived.
For the poor and ‘financially challenged’ the DD system is the best bank money maker ever. This stupid initiative will make it worse.
Plus, wasn’t it forcing the banks to lend to people who couldn’t afford to borrow a large part of what caused the US mortgage market to go haywire? And who will pay for these loss making accounts? Us, the other bloody customers, that’s who.
Christ, I hate these people. They are so epically fucking stupid.
Labour announces Investigation of the 3 little pigs
Breathing exercises
I thought this was a good reply from a self confessed corrupt fuck.
http://qna.indiatimes.com/index.php?ref=permalinkquestion&question_id=290941
Guardian blames those pesky journalists…
“In the case of Byers he has said some boastful and, according to his own testimony, untrue things to persuade the mythical US lobbyist of his influence with ministers, and so gain a lucrative contract with the firm.
But so far as one can tell looking at the evidence, the only person he misled was the TV company that for its own financial gain – a contract with the Sunday Times and Channel Four – was anyway misleading him about what it was doing”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/wintour-and-watt/2010/mar/23/lobbying-ex-ministers-look-greedy
ClimateGate all over again – concoct some ludicrous smear against the whistleblowers, rather than address the repellent Labour scrotes whoring democracy out for 5k a pop.
So if he’s not a corrupt gerrymanderer then he’s a liar for personal gain.
Struggling to see which of these options is better for him, although Mandy on Newsnight was hanging him out to dry (to avoid himself being dragged onto it?).
That’s what NuLabour Blairites do
Manyd is abour as loyal to his Bllairite colleagues as Madoff was to his “clients”
Hang eachother put to dry
Luvly people…
And did anyone see that twat Michael White desparately trying to take the heat away from his beloved leftists by asking why nobody seemed much interested in the tory slug on the same program?
Money as negotiable, its the only way to deal
If I claim a few quid more than I’m allowed on the expenses tab at work I would be shot. These guys do it to the tune of 1000′s and merely have to hand it back. There’s no justice!
or say sorry
you work for Whelan then?
O/T Nice to see about 30% of Nick Robinson’s commentators are concerned that he has omitted the name Ashcroft from his latest article.
Also, I don’t know most of those posters – they’re not hard-core Guidoistas or highly paid running dog lackeys of the imperial classes like most of us; just civilians. Nobinson’s pitiful pro-govt bias has gone very very mainstream.
BTW, I bet by the time the censors, sorry, *moderators* have finished, there’ll be a lot fewer than 30%…
Most anti-Labour-fuckwittery-and-incompetence posters such as myself have simply given up. You craft a perfectly good response avoiding swearing and still it gets nuked by the ‘moderator’.
There is simply no point engaging.
learn the keywords
use *** to replace letters in offending words
you do have to have been here a while to learn them all and some get added occasionally
I was talking about the BBC moderators.
jgm, I think that most of the BBC have your say is actively moderated, that is that comments all comments go past a human before they appear on the site.
Looking at the latest thread there the last 50 comments are all awaiting moderation…
thats because your web browser history is showing you come from this site
I don’t think the Web works the way you think it does – your browser history is not accessible remotely.
What is accessible is the HTTP Referrer field in the header, so if you clicked on a link from here, your browser would tell the BBC server that the referrer was order-order.com. Type the BBC address directly into the address bar, or use a bookmark, and the referrer field is empty.
Of course, if you’re using Internet Exploder, all bets are off, since that browser is a buggy, non standards compliant and insecure piece of crap which no sane person would touch with a bargepole.
its nearly as heartening as seeing the abuse pollytwadle gets in ‘Comment is free’ – When little Ms hilary benn wrote a nulab puff piece it got absolutely decimated – 95% of guardianistas saying labour are rubbish ! What are the beeboids hoping to achieve with their ‘hung parliament’ bullshit ?
I have been referred to the moderators. Probably because I slated Labour and the BBC. Not suprised.
Censoring non-compliant opinion. It’s what the BBC does.
Their favourite one is to simply declare anything that doesn’t say “quite right Nick” as “off-topic”, and delete it then.
When i have nothing on I get into long vituperative exchanegs with t’mods that generally end up in unreasing fury and abuse.
I’ve given up trying to comment on the BBC – all my comments breach BBC policy in one way or another, so it’s a waste of time and energy.
Frank, the best way to wind them up, if you can be arsed, is to write a detailed but non offensive letter , asking what he intends to do about the bias, adressed to the DG and in caps at the top, cc to XXX MP, for immediate action.
Bang that off to them, in the certain knowledge that someone in the rebuttle unit wont be a happy bunny.
no, it’s because you used a moderating keyword like B*P etc.
I said hey I’m not paying my license fee, now fuck off.
HAHaha…still laughing at”hoon work”.
Since Geoff’s memorable TV appearance last night it has occured to me that the poor fellow might be feeling a bit down.
Why not cheer up Geoff by reminding him of his two finest moments at once by emaling him a blank page (like he did at the time of his botched coup ‘triumph’) and simply put the word ‘Hoonwork’ in the Subject box ?
I’m sure Geoff will see the funny side of it and chuckle.
To help you here is his web contact page so all you need do is put in ‘Hoonwork’ in the subject box and an amusing name in the name box, like say.. Porky Pig or whatever takes your fancy of perhaps a ruder strain.
http://www.geoffhoonmp.co.uk/contact/
british gas now on strike
nice one brown
it was in the pipeline.
If there are any power cuts, it will be interesting to see if the compensation scheme is applied for customers. I think if it’s out for 18 hours or more you can get compensation. Time to switch to a new supplier via uswitch.com
Margaret Moran seems more attrective than I remembered…
No doubt she’s lost weight due to all the worry and stress caused by her dodgy dealings & fraudulent activity.
She’s still a greedy pig though!
Steve,
Being in the Gulf used to effect me that way, too !
So, Hoon is suspended (a temporary measure) from the Labour party, rather than expelled.
But what about his role examining the Nato troops, seeking out opportunities for foreign investors-does he carry on doing that. Does anyone know what this job was and who appointed him?
Yes, alot of people have noticed this. i have it seen it in the comments of The Times and The Indy. It has to be looked into.
Normal Blairite behaviour
Use any public office to suss out “deals” or dumb “friendly”governments to pay you…
WHORES
But Hoon is a security risk also
Good Blairite
Using a
…and no class; not a moat or duck-house between them
Mandelslime on Newsnight last night said ‘zero……zero…… indeed’. What was all that about? Avoiding the question?
Straight from the Tony Bliar school of lawyer speak.
cross examination by Paxman was abysmally weak he had a chance to hang him out to dry and didn’t…..looks tough but in reality is absolutely fffing useless
only asked if he had a phone conversation with Byers ..nothing about e-mails letters or plain conversations or messengers ..
I think that once they are established ,journalists get nice and comfortable and loose their hunger..Imagine if you were a reporter at the moment you’d be up at 5 am every morning dying to get started exposing sleaze and corruption,what do we get ? BBC trying to hide stories not expose them. the stench of corruption has contaminated them as well. But when you consider that Andrew Gilligan was sacked for telling the truth you can virtually pinpoint the day that the BBC lost its integrity. By the way after Gilligan was sacked the BBC spent £26 million (yes £26million ) retraining journalists! I wonder what that entailed.
I don’t think they were as worried about Gilligan’s departure as they were about Dr Kelly’s departure.
Belt and braces job from Blair/Campbell.
yeah I’d like to hear that one, must have been at least one that said no way and fucked off, come on if your out there and still alive tell us.
Zero is a NULL, a non reply. After all he couldn’t say ‘NO’, could he?
zero is the new silence. You have the right to remain zero
A zero increase.
Maybe zero is a new secret society.
The mark of zero
Finally, I have arrived. I have been acknowledged. I exist. I have been modded!
So, the BBC’s line seems to be:
1. The people who got caught out but who aren’t Brown supporters did wrong and had to be fired from the labour party.
2. Nobody (including the people who just got fired) did anything wrong so no inquiry is needed.
3. The people who did wrong and got fired (but who didn’t actually do anything wrong so no inquiry is needed) never really did anything wrong and are only being fired because brown doesn’t like them.
Yes, all makes perfect sense, and there’s no contradictions there at all.
Yes. That does seem to be the story.
In stark contrast to what the story would be if reported objectively.
‘Labour MPs caught agreeing to accept cash in return for legislation‘
The Labour government was plunged into further crisis today as another three MPs….
…thrice disgraced Labour Lord Mandelson…. claimed to know nothing about Byers’ allegations…..
etc etc.
5 grand a day makes Neil Hamilton look like a complete amateur
has call me Dave suspended Sir John Butterfill yet?
Mr Straw said there was “not a shred of evidence, not a single scintilla of evidence” they had done anything wrong.
But he said: “It appears that former cabinet ministers are putting making money ahead of meeting their constituents…
“There’s anger… and incredulity about their stupidity… getting suckered by a sting like this.”
or, to put it another way using the same logic:
“My tie is purple, any allegation that my tie is any other colour is an offensive lie. By the way, my tie is white.”
A conservative Mp asked Harman yesterday whether it would ever be appropriate for Byers to become a Lord. she replied that it was not a matter for her. Surely one way to reassure the Public is that NO MPs are enobled from this date forwards, unless or until an elected House is introduced. In fact given plans to alter the structure of the HofL and the costs being presented to ‘pay off the peers’ why do we need to enoble anyone until things are resolved? this way the likes of Straw, Smith, Byers and all of the other leeches who are virtually guaranteed a seat will at least receive some justice.
yoik, me name now
no PETER HAIN…why didn’t he go to the police and say someone is trying to bribe me with £103,000 please arrest them for corruption….” I don’t know who gave it to me (cheques and bankers draughts have signatures and carrier bags full of money are quite conspicuous ) and even though I have no idea who it was from I’ve sent it back !
Vote. Get robbed.
Don’t Vote. get robbed
We get fucking shafted and flayed alive for insider trading or even the smallest whiff of conflicts of interest in a deal, and all these bastards turn out to be Olympic level practitioners off it!
Worlds gone mad, bash us bankers and yet let these snakes in the grass slither free!
This is what you get when you elect over 400 lawyers as MP’s.
I pity the new intake, doubtless their number will include a few good, well intentioned souls but they begin their political careers with a battle they can’t win.
It is my belief that national politics as we know it is essentially dead. No national party or individual or small group can make a real difference because all of the major problems we face are international.
I have always voted and for sentimental reasons will continue to do so. But I vote safe in the knowledge that my vote is ultimately meaningless, it will change nothing; just watch re-runs of elections past or dig out your Yes Minister DVD’s and you’ll quickly realise that all the old problems remain unsolved.
This is not to be negative it is to be realistic.
Or just plain good old fashioned pragmatism.
those who come in as Lobbyists are doomed
I am now about the size of a walnut and perfectly healthy. Thanks suckers.
Libyan healthcare.
We should fly our cancer patients to Tripoli – they seem to know what they’re doing over there.
Petition for Services voting in time for the election.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/ServiceVotes/
Those who give their lives for their country should not be deprived of their voting rights.
Please sign and spread the word.
>>>>Those who give their lives for their country should not be deprived of their voting rights.
I’m sure the dead will be voting for Labour in their usual fashion.
Thanks Frank;
I realised after I wrote it that it did not say quite what I wanted it to say, but I think everybody will get the drift.
If the dead could vote; I don’t think they would vote Labour.
Did you listen the the Scum Labour MPs howling that the Army are all Tories the other day in the Commons..
Of course Labour will stop the Army from voting
They hate them
That is all Nulabour does well
Hating and behaving like vote rigging Facsists
That was that paragon of intellectual rigour the honourable Member, Ronnie Campbell…a quick google will demonstrate his fondness for brawling with drunks, in curry houses.
Another Labour stalwart.
Never trust a Campbell(end).
Petition signed.
They will vote if the organisers get hold of their postal voting form
would sign but don’t go near number10 site
Heh – close to the truth:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/mps-claim-expenses-for-getting-caught-at-being-whores-201003222579/
Perhaps now is the time to collect an arsenal of bbc mismanagement and over the top expense and cost data for the day when they unleash their full forces on the Conservatives just prior to the election?
Ignoring the fact that beeboids outnumbered British participants and support staff at the Summer and Winter Olympics, that their similar arrogance and bubble mentallity as exists as Westminster is so evident. means that the obtaining of the evidence should not be too difficult to obtain and update?
by airing a report on corrupt MPs
the swine!!!!
time to close the bbc………if they are so cutting edge and wonderful they will be able to find jobs easily………..
same for the commons and lords………
Sell irt off to Ronnie Cohen’s asset stripping unit please
Amazing how quick they get this MP’s abusing foreign visits story out when it looks like they have been beaten by Channel 4 in investigative journalism.
Wonder how many years they’ve been sitting on stories like that?
There is no much of this Mabour and Ujion filth that it diffcult keeping track
Or knowing which of the scum to go after
But on another related tack
I have serious questions to raise about the Civil Service
Has it been completely emasculated by ZanuLabour ?
If Gus O’Donnell didnn’t know about all this filth and influence peddling under his nose, he should not be Head of the Civil Service
And what about the other “Permanent Undersecretaries” ?
If he/they did know ????
I leave you to consider…
I have been saying since last night. who are the civil servants who change laws while the election is going on. change laws because they are asked to by lobbying fucks. Do these,and there’s no doubt they do accept payments. This should be the main big bone we get our teeth into and tear it about for answars
I watched Newsnight and thought Mandleson was the guest interviewer. The amount of time he got compared to the other two and he seemed to be interviewing Clarke. To be honest Clarke was very poor considering his experience and ability. He should stop chuckling all the effing time and start argueing his points.
This site is losing its impartiality, which is perfectly correlated with its credibility. If I wanted to be entertained by tory propaganda, I would buy the Daily Mail.
Fuck off you soft twat
Have you considered that most of the dirty goings on lately are Labour related and thus so are more articles?
You could always try The BBC !
Lying shysters every one! Is there a single member of either house that is entirely honest? Presumably not in Parliament as they are all politicians so lying is their business. In the Lords, who knows? I see that creature Uddin was appointed to the Lords for helping disability rights and the advancement of women – certainly knows how to advance her bank account!
Apart from Daves chum Sir John Buttfuck
and all those Candidates who are still working as Lobbyists
I’m clean as a whistle and the public is bound to believe me
innit?
Fucking greedy twats
Guido used to break this sort of story instead of just joining the jackal chorus.
Why did he go off? Too much hanging around in the sty, instead of leaning over the fence from outside poking the dirty porkers?
A sad falling-off from his former performance.
running on empty
I’d let sexy Patsy Hewitt off for a little bit of sucky sucky in return
it would have to be her chocolate starfish for me
Parliament looks more corrupt then their favourite whipping boy BAE System.
http://www.baesystems.com/BAEProd/groups/public/documents/bae_publication/bae_pdf_759of003_001.pdf
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Can’t this sort of shite be moderated?
So this is what “Whiter than White” Government looks like ! Hmmm not exactly how I envisioned it.
A good day to expel an Israeli diplomat?
I totally agree, all thieving Labour Scum!
I was going to put together a montage of thieving Conservative scum to add to this … the likes of Derek Conway, Sir Anthony Steen, Douglas Hogg, Sir Nicholas Winterton and his thieving wife Ann, Michael Gove, Sir Peter Viggers, Lord Hanningfield, David Davies, Andrew Lansley, Oliver Letwin, Francis Maude, Nadine Dorries, Alan Duncan, etc. etc. … but frankly I got bored!
Why not ring your local Labour MP, Councillor or party office and ask them to send you a Taxi, they don’t like it.
And they all get away with it!!!
Unlike the hard working responsible citizens of this country these people have no sense of right and wrong. Therefore, how can they claim to represent us?
I used to want my country back. But will let them keep it, provided they reduce my taxes to a conscionable level.
Only Cromwell or The Queen can save us now.
They just prove that politicians are like a baby’s nappies – they should be changed regularly – and usually for the same reason.
What a shower
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Lord Snape was acquitted by the Privileges Committee – as printed in the Sunday Times’ retraction the other week. Keep up Guido!