March 22nd, 2010

Guy News : When Emily Met Charlie


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    We’re all laughing at Labour together.


  2. 2
    Martin Day BBC political correspondent says:

    Vote Labour for 5 more years of Gordon Brown

    Go on, you know you want to !!!!


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      Brown's a Tosser says:

      General Dynamics secure multi £billion contract for light tanks with British Company BAE losing out on contract at a cost of over 500 jobs. So much for Gordon Brown and his “British Jobs for British Workers” This Government is the lowest of the low and I know what I don’t want and this is 5 more years of this corrupt and sorry excuse for a government.


      • 55
        Brown's a Tosser says:

        Should mention General Dynamics is a US company. It started in America and its going back to America.


      • 96
        Let's Make Tracks says:

        I believe that first on the MOD shortlist was Kraft, Ministers then found out that the tanks would be made out of Polish chocolate and cancelled in favour of General Dynamics.

        I am surprised that ‘On The Buses’ Ainsworth even noticed!


  3. 3
    concrete pump says:

    Is that face drawn on the shaft of a penis?


  4. 4
    Geordie Scoot says:

    Emily or Carrie – your jacket is a bit tight – let me loosen it for you.


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    Geordie Scoot says:

    BTW – I wonder what Byers includes in his services for £5K a day, sodomy?


    • 49
      Sodomised says:

      65k a year just to fuck us all


      • 99

        £65 a year plus all you can fiddle /back hand or claim
        and more to come from the EU
        jobs for life for you and your off spring
        expenses beyond your wildest dreams


    • 59
      Steve Expat says:

      Shame he’s not standing at the election, otherwise he’d find out what it is like to be fucked by 50,000 people simultaneously!


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    Looks like Guido and Tory Bear share the same barber – they should possibly share the same diet as well.


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    Emillion thankyous for wheelan out charlie again. Any more of those and it’ll be a St Hatrick. Also good to see that McBride comes before a fall. And Gordon looks browned off. Needs his Charlie, I’d say. Wheelan ever, what a swell party this is…


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    Chuck Whelan says:

    Labour. A Future Fair For All. Sorry, that should be A Future Free-For-All For All Labour MPs.


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    Maggie Moran says:

    Only £10 for a blowjob. £5 extra if you want me to swallow.


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      I'm not gay but says:

      How much for bareback anal?


      • 42
        Maggie Moran says:

        Anal’s £40. Bareback anal’s £50 but I’ll require a recent STD certificate to know you’re healthy. But for £60, you won’t need to bother with the certificate. And if you like, for just £100, I can call my Girls Gang and you and your mate can spitroast us.


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    Geordie Girl says:

    Watch yourself Guido – accosting strange men in the street and inviting them to share a guinness with you. You might get more than you bargained for!


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      I'm not gay but says:

      hello sailor


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        Accosted says:

        I was the mistaken stranger he accosted. I thought my God who is this lunatic and why do they always pick on me. How we laughed when I got home and told my wife it was that lunatic who wants to blow up the house of commons. Guy Fawkes she asked. No Bin Laden dear
        (nearly typed Gut Fawkes)


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    Gorgon Brown says:

    Why did Channel 4 have to expose my colleagues? Don’t they realize this sort of bad news makes me lose my temper? Spare a thought for all the female underlings in my office I battered this morning. I did enjoy shoving them though. There’s nothing like terrorizing a female subordinate to make yourself feel all manly and tough.


    • 24
      Gordon Brown - the end is in sight says:

      Gordon Brown – the wife ba*tter*er

      He be*ats people with his hands and bullies grieving war widows and mothers.

      There is no evil in the world as evil as Gordon Brown.


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    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Did you see those tits straining out of that coat?

    Guido ,can we see more of you in tight fitting clothing?


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      >>>Guido ,can we see more of you in tight fitting clothing?

      That would be all clothing then?

      I will donate a tenner to a sleazy charity of Guido’s choice if he chases any labour crook down the street in a pvc cat suit. I cannot imagine anything funnier.

      Sorry mate – happens to us all. My daughter asked yesterday, Daddy, why does your tummy have that shelf in it?


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    Tom FD says:

    Or if you read Tory Bear’s blog on Saturday


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    Good Byers good Byers its time to say good Byers


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      Brown's a Tosser says:

      Byers has unreservedly withdrawn the comments made – so thats alright then. We should all remember that time we do something wrong if its OK for MP’s it must be OK for the general public.


      • 103
        Airey Belvoir says:

        So Byers is happy to lie his tits off to get well-paid work – something any future employer will no doubt have to think about before using him in any capacity. And what a hoon to believe that any company would pay him big bucks for access to Ministers who will themselves be looking for work in few weeks time.


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    George Osborne says:

    Apparently, Ian Huntleys attacker is the lead guitarist from Guns & Roses?


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      Ian Huntley says:

      I’m doing fine and recovering well in a private hospital ward and getting top treatment paid for by you taxpayers. Best of all, I got a phone call this morning from someone calling himself Alastair, wishing me well and telling me I’m just the sort of person his party’s looking for. He said he’s going to get me early release and there’ll be a “safe Labour seat” waiting for me. Dunno what that means but he said there’s lots of money in it for me.


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    Well Well says:

    What the hell is ‘call me Dave’ doing signing up as a suporter of the socialist workers party thugs in the guise of uaf


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      Intents and Purposes says:

      it began with great intentions but got hi-jacked by the far left …oh and Unite


      • 44
        Well Well says:

        Exactly, for where the name ‘Unite’ is invoked, Marxist hoons are not far behind and by the time AF is added to the name, violence necessarily follows!

        If Dave has the balls, time to remove support, rather than think he has to be seen to be anti fascist! lol.


        • 106
          Madme Defarge says:

          There’s also the Love Music Hate Racism movement involved with UAF. My mate was in a band and this mob wasjokingly known to the bands as Hate Music Love Racism.
          It’s using bands’ websites and youth culture to promote itself for political, not cultural, reasons.


    • 41

      You might just as well ask, why has Call Me Dave confirmed he will keep paying millions to Unite?

      Answer – he’s just like the bloody rest of them.


      • 68
        Psychology Dept says:

        I think he’s just a bit Tim,nice but DIM


      • 90
        keepthehomefiresburning says:

        Oh FFS- he’s hardly likely to announce weeks away from an election that he’s going to remove funding from unions- is he?


  17. 20
    The end of Labour,as in 1979. says:

    The Labour Govt

    Like the dru**g ad*di*cted hoo*dies they created
    Like the faceless public sector workers they built in their millions
    Like the murde***ring r*ap*ist that really needs exe*cuti*ng

    They will be out of power in 7 weeks time.

    End of story

    Ha*ng Brown.


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    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

    You weedy Tories need to try harder than this. We’re still going to win the election.


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    Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress.


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    When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it–always.


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      Strange but true says:

      Is that correct that you don’t use toilet paper, lower carbon footprint and all that stuff.


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    Labour is finished for good says:

    Is it wrong to wish death on a fellow human being? Normally, yes. But since there aren’t any human beings in this government, it’s OK to wish death on the lot of them, the lying, greedy Hunts.


  22. 33
    Stephen Liars says:

    If any of you have the audacity to accuse me of lying, then do it to my face. Get in touch at


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    Girls Gang (Caroline Flint, Harriet Harman, Hazel Blears, Jacqui Smith, Patricia Hewitt) says:

    So is this what the all-women shortlists were for? To have a corrupt Girls Gang who’ll do anything for a buck?


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    Leon Trotsky says:

    Never mind, Guido may have been wrong about McBride but Emily was spot on with my impersonator ‘Flat Cap Charlie’


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    EN fan club says:

    I fancy that Emily something chronic.


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    Teàrlach Ó Faoláin says:

    Unite ! United!
    Will never be defeated!


    • 79
      Statistics Dept says:

      80% of figures we won’t show you proves it.


    • 109
      Lord Gnome says:

      SIR – I feel most disappointed that the picket lines at Heathrow do not seem to contain many good-looking females but are mostly made up of the usual donkey-jacketed burly males who seem to frequent picket lines around the country.

      Could these picketers be Unite staff?

      Alan E. Hall
      Good Easter, Essex


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    Chuck Norris says:

    Chuck Norris does not go offering strangers pints of Guinness but if he did he would get the right guy.

    (See the excellent Nash Bridges for proof)


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    I Heart Sam Cam says:

    After seeing the photos of Samantha Cameron in a short skirt, I’m going to do everything I can to help elect a Conservative government. Do you really want 5 years of Sarah Beard and her tree trunk thighs?


    • 102
      Geordie Scoot says:

      I especially liked the one where she was lying on the floor, legs akimbo, stroking her pussy (or should I have said kitty Mrs Slocombe?)


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    Steve Expat says:

    Is DC trying too much to be Blair – Sky reporting that Sam is pregnant and due in September…


  30. 69
    Martin Day says:

    On the third day of the BA stoppage, Martin Day has issued an update of how the strike is biting. The evidence shows that BA’s much-vaunted contingencies plans are failing :

    Of the 77 flights scheduled:

    37 of these have been empty
    37 are “contingency” – are ready to go but BA do not know if they will have crew to fly them, or in fact customers
    3 are running as normal
    Of the 37 empty flights , this includes: JfK, Tel Aviv, Miami, Washington and lA – most of US operation is out.
    Of 37 contingency flights – Denver, Dubai, Seattle, Bombay. These flights will be fully catered in case passengers turn up.
    Only three flights working normally – Hong Kong, Bangkok and Vancouver.
    Managers dressed as crew wandering round car park and have been told to look as if coming into work.
    BA offering strike breakers £100 in taxis each way i.e. – into work and then out.


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    Geordie Girl says:

    Sky News – “Samantha Cameron is expecting a baby and Lord Adonis has got nothing to apologise for”. A somewhat unfortunate juxtaposition!


  32. 72
    Imprison all Labour ministers says:

    If there are any Labour activists reading: Just give up now. Your party’s up shit creek without a paddle. That’s because Gordon sold the paddle at the same time he sold off the country’s gold.


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    fromtheofficeofthepm says:

    Quick Sarah, up those stairs, get your kit off- the PM’s on his way


  34. 81
    Margaret Hanging Basket says:

    I’m a socialist, don’t you know.


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    Broad Glaswegian and Scouse accents: The soundtrack of new union militancy says:

    Margaret ‘troughing pig’ Moran shares er forts of the budget:


  36. 83
    Campbell is a fag says:

    Brown and Campbell are couple of lame fucks


  37. 85
    Gordon McDoom says:

    Election? What election? You silly voters. Do you really think I’d put my job at risk by holding an election? I’m going to announce a “national emergency” that will necessitate “postponing” the general election. You’ve got me for a long time to come. Get used to it.


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    Blastwave says:

    I need an Emily Cam private show right now!!


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    Anonymous says:

    I did bloody subscribe but still couldnt watch it because of a duff URL.


  40. 107
    PD77 says:

    is it me or does that look like Peter Griffin from Family Guy?


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