Mandy Goes on the Hunt
Peter Mandelson is becoming increasingly irritated with the unions stranglehold on Labour Party candidate selection process. Funnily enough they keep turning up their nose up at his friends. He has been looking for a safe seat for one of them since 2007 and Downing Street are pushing hard for control of the race to succeed outgoing Labour MP (and Old Etonian) Mark Fisher.
Guido isn’t sure a name like the Hon. Tristram Hunt is going to go down with the Unite paymasters never mind the voters of Stoke-on-Trent…
Little Lord Sodomite’s friend seems like a nice boy
We’re all laughing at champagne socialists together.
Stoke-on-Trent, indeed
The party “which shall not be named” is in with a strong chance in the “Five Towns” and adopting this bloke will probably seal the deal so to speak
What does he see in Mandleslug- a free ride?
Well he looks a worthy opponent to the local unmentionable party.
Obviously they’re Socialists too so I’m sure we can look forward to some brutal internecine hissy fits.
What would Gazza the Activist add to the mix I wonder?
Every Good Boy Deserves Favour – or, one position for another.
Mandy gets the Moody Blues..
Pretty boy! Pretty boy!
Does his car No Plate read: Twist’ em tight. A bit like Euan’s ex- the bird standing in Liverpool.
And I need you today Oh! Mandy
Oh Mandy
You came and you gave without taking
So no doubt who wears the trousers
Budgie is a musician. Hello!!!
uaf uaf
Twistwam is fwend of mine (he fagged me at Eton) and I know for
a fact he’s fwightfully left-wing!
Up the workers! – that was his motto at Eton,
along with : “One for all and all for one!”
Aaahhh, happy daze….
I am happy to be corrected, but I don’t think you can BE fagged. You can fag for someone- unless you have something different in mind, of course. Why don’t we ask Twistum?
Is Tristram Hunt rhyming slang for Hoon?
His parrot’s a c unt.
He’s not related to me.
Nor me.
And he never starred in the Avengers or did any coffee ads.
Nor me.
Tristram is from the Berkshire Hunts I believe.
Does he give or receive?
I take it this “working Class” toff is pictured standing in front of his council house ?
Is he another poo jabber?
Sure looks like he spends most of his time “In the Chutney Cupboard” !
You could pin that on the entire Cabinet, but in particular GB & HH.
Ironc how “alternative” JCC has so accurately nailed Fabians.
Most amusing anti sodomite and anti corruptite comments, all below – yuk yuk yuk. But when are you keyboard warriors going to get out of your armchairs and fight back? The communist Hunt traitors have their government controlled armed wing held tight. It is going to take a lot more than bon mots on Guido to rid this country of the filth.
last
He’s got a face begging to be punched
Been there, done it.
lol at post title…
Goes or comes?
He needs a Brazilian
What, fifteen 9mm in the head? Actually, that jacket does look a bit bulky, best not take any chances.
BA staff going out and now the RMT. What a complete bunch of utter pricks. Sack the bastards now and give their jobs to people who would give their left testicle to have a well paid full time job.
I’ll get you Butler!
Fancy a night with Olive?
Phwoooaaarrrrr!!!!!!
Astonishing isn’t it?
BA: “We are in real trouble and desperately need to cut our costs by £62m”
Unite: “Strike!”
Well done you utter morons.
They should take a leaf out of our MP’s books and vote for less wages. less perks and a reduced pension.
Live on EXPENSES, they are not taxed
It’s all part of my salary.
‘We’? I think you’ve forgotten the first principle of capitalism – the workers don’t own the company.
we – no company no jobs yes workers and owners in real trouble
Crikey
“There was a young fellow named Hunt…..” oh, it’s too easy.
Who at Cheltenham fancied a punt.
With Rev. Spooner in front…
pumping his rear end c*unt
“There was a young fellow named Hunt…..
Who thought his arse was a c*t
He said That’s so handy
I’ll call Uncle Mandy
And see if he fancies a shunt”
Excellent. Excellent. You have done well.
Oh there was a man called hunt in Mobile
Oh there was a man called hunt in Mobile
Oh there was a man called Hunt
And he thought he had a Cun’t
But his arse was back to front
in Mobile
Talking of the gay mafia – here’s the ugliest cow in the world (Lady Ashton) growing one of Mady’s old arse-mates on her shoulder (like zaphod beeblebrox).
http://i42.tinypic.com/w1rclv.jpg
I must object. Margaret Beckett is the ugliest woman in the world.
I do accept however that ‘Baroness’ Ashton could still curdle milk at 100 paces.
There’s a ugly old bag called beckett.
when camping she shits in a bucket.
she looks like a horse
she’s a trougher..of course
& when she got caught she said “fuck it”.
***applause***
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You are Percy Bysshe Shelley and I claim my reward.
Ssshhhhh.
There was an old queen called Mandy
With men he’s always quite randy.
Along came Brown..he pulled his pants down
& gave Peter a lovely hand shandy!
A gay MP they call Mandy
For cock was exceedingly randy
He called to Ronaldo
To fetch the big dildo
and he fucked him untill he was bandy
Frankly I’m not suprised
Mandelscum has “placed” knob jockeys in various civil service/diplomatic jobs
Much resented by the public servants as well…
I met one who openly boasted he got his plum job in the British Elmbassy in Paris thanks to M’scum…
What Embassy job would require handling of ripe plums or wrinkled prunes?
the Irish embassy
Too busy making passports for the Bliar families !
Did you mean”Plum” job or “Bum” job?
How about having an elected REPRESENTITIVE of the people rather than a party salesman, wouldn’t that be novel?
Absurd. What do you think this is? A democracy?
Democracy is mob rule, I’m in favour of a republican form of government myself.
If Mandy’s sets his eye on my seat he’ll lose more than a gobful of teeth. Prat.
So is Mandy bumming him then?
Or is he bumming Mandy?
I reckon the latter, i reckon Trisy wisty dresses up in a huntsmans uniform and chases Mandy around a cheap hotel room, trying to pull a riding whip out of his arse.
It’s a bit slow at work today.
I think the real question today is whether a fairy ring is achievable with only two participants.
my carpet beater can make it so
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The suggestion that Lord Mandelson bums young men in cheap hotel rooms is scandalum magnatum, and should be withdrawn at once. Lord Mandelson only ever engages in bottom love in five star hotels. Because he’s worth it.
Fee note: £20,000 (cash only).
Mmmm…..I like the look of that boy’s turtleneck!
It is suspiciously foreskinish…innit
Perhaps the unions don’t like having mad raving faggots as candidates?
Perhaps they prefer to get their own candidates in to get good value from their donations….
macho fags only
From Capstan Full Strength to Passing Clouds via No. 6
Fucking great poofter Mandelson, fook off with yer hoity toity university chums you great nonce
The fookin voters want pig ignorant, left wing ‘firebrands’ to shout and fookin scream about the iniquities of the fookin capitalist fooking system while trouserin it’s fooking benefits and never ackshully fookin achieving fookin anyfing.
That’s what the fooking people want im fookin telling yer, Im a man of the fooking people, I naws what they want
Do you think you could take that gray jacket of yours to the dry cleaners? The fucking thing’s got a life of its own. The only reason you always get the same seat at PMQs is because no-one wants to share your lice.
Frank…is that you?
Hunt is very pretty.
I saw him on the telly a few weeks ago. So memorable,I’ve forgotton what it was about.
Trist-ram. I wonder what Mandy sees in him?
He was on This Week. At the after party Portillo shagged him senseless whilst Brillo Pad snorted miaow miaow off Dianne Abbot’s pendulous tits. Happy days.
Tryst Ram Shirley?
How is mandy still in politics?…. Who can take this complete and utter C.U.N.T seriously !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………………
Those in Westminster and Brussels do.
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Tristram Hunt?
is that rhyming sland?
I reckon Lord Fondlebum has definately kicked his back doors in!.
Is he one, too?
Lies
Lies
Lies
I tell you there are no toffs in the Labour party only salt of the earth working types
I think you mean “”…there is none of them toffs…”
Anyone would think you’d had a private education with that diction.
ITYM “their is” or “they’re is”…
Mea culpa
Mea maxima culpa
…Ideo precor Beatam Mariam semper virginem
Et vos, fratres
Orare pro me ad Dominum Deum nostram
twistwam wote a lot for the gwarduam and wood always cweate a stwir
The pic’s a bit small but he appears to have something rather like wallpaper paste in his hair.
It all seems a little queer.
There’s something about Tristram.
One of the seats Mandelson has intervened is James Purnell’s Stalybridge & Hyde. The shortlist originally excluded Purnell’s former aide, Jonny Reynolds. Word on the street is that Purnell “begged” Mandelson to get Reynolds on the shortlist.
One of the seats Mandy has intervened is….
Hee hee
This is him on This week
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/this_week/8551284.stm
Yeah, and he came across as a prat in the studio. Historian? Fairy-tale fantasist more like.
Ah,that was it.
I do remember having a childish snigger.
The good people of Stoke will love him.
Holy shite! His mouth is a right mess — It must have had more pricks than a dartboard to get that deformed. How to these gays get pleasure from being violently rammed in the face for hours on end (he he – ‘hours on end’)?
Also, he’s full of shit. His analysis is pathetic. He’s just another casting-couch arse-bandit talking bollox. The media is rancid with them.
.:—-o—–:.
London was and is the financial crime centre of the world. All the bent banks and bent hedge funds running their illegal Ponzi schemes, who could not get there fantasy accounts signed off in their own countries, came to London to get a ‘clean’ bill of health – so they could continue trading (thieving).
Almost all the shit derivatives that fucked up the global financial system flowed from or through the criminal sewer, London.
London will decline as a financial centre as regulation kicks in around the world, and the criminal practices of the dirty fucking shit in London cannot be used to cover fraud and theft around the world.
The scum-sucking loony fuck, Gordon Brown, refused to impose even the mildest regulation on the greedy financial bastards, as as usual, his evil incompetence has destroyed one of the few global earning sectors for Britain.
If you think Britain is fucked now, just wait 5 years. New York has overtaken London for wholesale finance, and the outlook is bleak.
Nu Liebore have been catastrophic for Britain. Their evil and incompetence will blight Britain for at least 60 years.
Ghastly Beeboid nonsense. “Lord it over the mother of parliaments” – it should be exactly like that: they are our servants, not our masters.
looks like he, ll find his way round the estates quite well.
middle/upper class lefties should consider the Lib Dems over Labour, I feel.
Oh dear, oh dear. Does the boy Hunt call himself “Hon.”? If so, I think that’s really tacky for the child of a life-peer. Fair enough for the child of an hereditary, as it’s a way of denoting that you are a social equal of a soon-to-be Lord – if that sort of thing matters to you, that is. Grabbing the prefix, and surfing on the talents of your father, when you are not going to inherit any title is sooooooo pretentious.
not to mention a lie
Who’s Who tells us that the Honourable Tristram Julian William kHunt (by long established family tradition the “k” is not silent) is the son of Lord kHunt of Chesterton (created in 2000).
Lord kHunt (first names Julian Charles Roland) is an emeritus professor in climate modelling and himself the son of Roland Charles Colin kHunt CMG who was educated at Westiminster and Trinity, Cambridge.
It seems that Lord kHunt couldn’t afford Westminster for his son, so he went to Universtity College School (minor public) but he followed papa to Trinity Cambridge, keeping up the tradition of the kHunt family.
The Hon Tristram got married in 2004. His hobbies are “Victorian urban architecture, fresh-water swimming, beach cricket, book-browsing”. His postal address is care of his publishers and he gives this as his e-mail address: Matilda@capelland.co.uk He does not explain why he uses the name “Matilda”.
Is this the face of one of the next generation of Wejjy Benn and Hideous Harriet Liebore Toffs? What is it with these aristos born to wealth and privilege but who insist on ramming communism down our throats?
Bugger off and get a pwoper job, Twistwam. We don’t need any more champagne socialists.
he wectures at a wunerversity
one of those that was wonce a pwolytechnic ?
No, he lectures at Queen Mawy College in the East End of London. Surrounded by wuffs and wuffians and wuff twade.
Enough of these w entendres
spits
Looks more of a swallower to me.
slap
There was a young man called Hunt……
F*ck it I wont go on, you all know the rest
who thinks the average Joe is a c*unt
I love a game.
He is recommended by Mandy
You have all been found guilty by the Sharia court and are sentenced to death
I though Tristram Hunt was rhyming slang?
His parents knew what they were doing.
It couldn’t be exactly rocket science for the Tories to draw up a list of those Labour MPs or Candidates for the GE, who went to Eton (at least 2 isn’t it?), other public / private / ‘posh’ grammar schools so when the Posh Tory card is played they just respond with the ‘and you have x y z’ end of argument….
Yes, but that supposes two things:
1. that the Tories are bothered to do some work;
2. that the Tories want to win.
Neither of which are, in fact, true.
I am ‘aving a fag!
I wonder if Peter will “Take him up the hustings”?
Whoa when I read the title I thought Mandy was on the hunt for a new bitch
Didn’t the Left make a big issue about Berlusconi promoting hot chicks as political candidates?
Brown is an arsehole
Brown is a DILDO
Mandy’s Anal suppository
Twistram Hunt thinks King Charles I was a “martyr” – (New Statesman)
The poncy prick should be pistolled
So the really interesting question is are Mandy and Tristram just “friends” or is there a more intimate relationship there then????
i read this like , and i don,t give a damn
So can we shout LABOIUR TOFFS then?
You can bet he keeps whippets and wears a flat cap.
Is Tristy the so-called historian who was on Newsnight Review last week? – what a wanker.
But Many told me that no end of nice young men offered him their seat on the Underground
Seems like a nice boy…