March 19th, 2010

Gordon Brown Double (Temporary Position)


  1. 1
    10 Drowning Street says:

    Can’t they just take the one that currently infests and infects this place???

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    Bob says:

    Have you gone CHAV Guido ?

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    fuido gawkes says:

    the pound goes down …… dat

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    We’re all taxing you 50p in the pound like that together.

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    Freddie Flintoff says:

    eh up lads , Can someone shoot the hoon up the arse with a shotgun?

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    There is no other human on this plant that remotely looks like that ugly-bong-eyed-fucked-up-sone-of-a-wank-manse.

    The nearest I could find was

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    Robert Mugabe says:

    Come on Pound down, Gordon !!!!!

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    A few home truths says:

    I watched that BBC TV programme on politicians last night. I concluded that “They really don’t get it” (still) do they?

    Widdicome wanted to bludgeon to her way of thinking – no surprise there.
    Ex union MP did not seem to realise that his Union’s activities had contributed to the demise of Steel making in this country. Tory Toff denies that he has been caucht with his fingers in the Expenses till. So it went on.

    The only bloke to speak any reality was the Tory fella who said that people will vote where they know their vote matters. So, we have a collection of Whipped MPs who nod through EU-dictated legislation and cannot understand why they are correctly viewed as a waste of space. Isn’t “democracy” fun!

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    slow news day says:

    but not slow news martin day

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    Dog says:

    uaf uaf

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    Lord Ashcroft's Piggy Bank says:

    Looking forward to Hague being in the cabinet, given that he won’t have a fucking clue about what’s going on as it’s so easy to pull the wool over his eyes, as indeed it is with the whole of the Tory top command.

    Never mind, it was all worth it for Ashcroft’s loot I’m sure.

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    Moley says:

    The double is intended to step into Brown’s shoes to meet the public prior to the election.

    It could well be that the double will also step into Brown’s shoes as PM and make a better job of it than Brown does.

    Will the Labour Party and Unite put a Brown double in place as Party Leader and PM without telling anybody?

    Maybe they did it years ago; the present incumbent of the Brown persona is pretty unbelievable.

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    Next Station says:

    But fascism isn’t,enjoy

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    One Brown is One Brown Too Many says:

    Didn’t Saddam have doubles?

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    Gorfoons Blownit all says:

    maybe its for the TV dramatization of the brown premiership – knowing it doesn’t have long to run.
    Title suggestions – The Down-the-pan Street Years
    – Spot the Talent Competition
    – Nokiaering off

    I am sure you can do better than this

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    Sarah Tweet says:

    it is late – am signing off

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    concrete pump says:

    It’s not a TV company looking for a double, it’s the government. After the Tories win the GE, what’s left of Labour are going to kill Gordon Brown and replace him with a looky-likey. They will then install him in a cave in Scotchland where he will give video messages to the public via Al-jabeebya.

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    The Hangman says:


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    They're all smug, sneering, Trot cunts at the BBC, 'cept Susanna Reid whom I wish to bum very much says:

    This guy’s not bad, not quite as deranged as Broon, but not bad:

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    thick as thieves says:

    Cheers Guido,I got the job as Gordon Brown’s double

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    QWERTY says:

    Just visit any nutter house to find some fat ugly one eyed mong, that will do.

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    Freddie Flintoff says:

    Make me Lord Flintoff, Minster for Europe , I will show them how piss the night away . There prob lilly lightweights anyway

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    Anonymous says:

    Good heavens..Browns’ double???…isn’t just one of the prick enough?

    Perhaps it’s actually Brown recruiting for a the knowledge that after May 6th it might be ‘prudent’ to have some poor hapless guy take the bullet for him?

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    concrete pump says:

    And Kim Jong Il, Fidel Castro, Idi Amin………

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    Tam O Twits says:

    Prezzer thanked me for following him on twitter. I said don’t thank me fatso I’m a spy not a fan

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    Sally BCOW's Random Twatterings says:

    If David Cameron had been PM in 2007 when Amicus merged with the TGWU, Unite would have been called DAVE #davefacts #bbcqt
    about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck

    @lostmytitleist Am neither cool nor a proper practising politician. But cheers.
    about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to lostmytitleist

    Top party at @sarahbrown10 house!! Wonderful chats & laughs with sparky, inspirational women. No crusty old buffers to be seen :-)
    about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck

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    Keep it in the Clan says:

    Alison Jackson, known for her celebrity mock-up photos and Double Take series, has previously struggled to find anyone who resembles the prime minister.

    She is now staging events in Kirkcaldy, Edinburgh and Dumfries in the hope of finding a lookalike

    So that is where the Jockanese inbreds come from then.

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    Freddie Flintoff says:

    I had many doubles in the west indies

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    Fukwitter says:

    Corporate oil murder

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    Martin Day says:

    Another violent Tory

    All Conservatives are the same…….thugs

    Tory peer Lord Tebbit could face prosecution over claims that he kicked a person wearing a dragon costume during Chinese New Year celebrations.

    The 78-year-old also grabbed a drum as he tried to stop noisy celebrations outside his home in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk, last month.

    Police confirmed today they received a complaint about his behaviour.

    At the time, Lord Tebbit told Martin Day that he heard a “dreadful noise” outside his home and was not aware that New Year celebrations were taking place.

    He told the paper that he put his hands on a drum in an attempt to stop the noise.

    “I got my knuckles rapped for my pains,” he said.

    “I then got jostled by a dragon. I have never been jostled by a dragon before.

    “I gave it a shove, then got on my way.”

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    My Bro Gordo says:

    Gordo, yo da man

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    Steve Expat says:

    and the odd hat-trick, no?

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    Fukwitter says:

    same sideways rocking motion as gorgon

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    Gordon is in good company says:

    So it’s a non-elected dictator thing?

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    We've found a winner says:

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    Up sh1t creek says:

    I thought only despots needed body doubles. Oh, wait, I see the point.

    Brown is afraid the public will lynch him at the TV “debates.”

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    Ufight says:

    how about SuBo – shewould be a good match

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    the blue peter cat says:

    We can say that there is no truth in rumours that we are about to start making our own labour party political broadcasts.

    We have been making them for years.

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    You are a badly dressed bank clerk from Belgium and I claim my UKIP fridge magnet!

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    Freddie Flintoff says:

    Was a good un lad, hope to be back in a few months, Dont miss me on sky one thursday nights

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    BBC Typo says:

    The hunt is also on for lookalikes of Peter Mandelson and Alasdair Darling as part of the same project.

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    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    Don’t use Twitter too much but it does have it’s uses. Like reminding Prezza at frequent intervals that he is a pie scoffing, incompetent, punch throwing adulterer. Oh, and to call him a twat.

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    Martin Day's goldfish says:

    I remember that on “the bubble” from at least 3 weeks ago.

    I’ve also heard the GB story before. its as if it were august.

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    Roman Polanski says:

    No Guido

    It’s not a TV company

    It’s my film company

    I told you I am going to shoot a horror movie about the Mad Man

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    AC1 says:

    Top 5 at the box office
    “Gordon in Dunderland”
    “Red Ink Zone”
    “He’s out of his league”
    “Forget me”
    “Shuttered Island”

    “My Struggle”.
    “I love you Hugo Gramsci”.
    “Dastruct Kapital”
    “Flipping Feck”
    “The Queen is I”

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    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    I’ve got a dustbin of well rotted horse shit. Put a suit on it and it probably won’t be possible to tell the difference.

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    Freddie Flintoff says:

    Good one lad

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    TWATSON says:

    RT @henrymacrory: benefits of Unite membership is discounted airport parking <- join – useful for MPs using the Ashcroft jet
    about 22 hours ago via Echofon

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    AC1 says:

    If you used that it would at least cause some growth.

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    Gorfoons Blownit all says:

    Pales into insignificance compared to the kicking that Nulab have given this country – same old labour don’t understand money or national interest

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    Minger Brown says:

    Full marks to the Scottish BBC for putting up a monglike photo of Gordon.

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    Mr Weller says:

    Notice how the rest stand and watch,just like the UK population,

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    Well done Norm. F*cking dragons shouldn’t be allowed to wander round the streets.

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    Mr Weller says:

    and he got the gas from were?

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    Big Vern says:

    Wasn’t Tory thugs who ejected Walter Wolfgang from the Labour conference was it? You mug.

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    Surely a dog turd will be a suitable stand-in for Gormless?

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    SuBo is Gordo says:

    Can’t see what the problem is. SuBo is Gordon’s spitting image and like Gordon she is stark raving bonkers.

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    Roger Rigid says:

    Aiming for his brain then Freddie?

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    Steve Expat says:

    Alison Jackson, she was the person behind the series Double Take* a few years back, and a few Chanel 4 specials.

    Very subtle, almost like The Office rather than outlandish comedic voice-based impressions seen by Bremner & co – you’re never quite sure if you’re watching a hidden camera shot of the real people or a set-up with lookalikes.

    Good luck to her in finding a Broon lookalike, their is only one of the fat cnut, thank God!

    *Not to be confused with an Aussie comedy show of the same nane.

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    Steve Expat says:


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    What a twat Tebbit is, as if he wouldn’t be expecting thousands of Chinese people banging drums outside of his bedroom window in the middle of the night in February, celebrating new year in deepest rural Suffolk

    Cor blimey, sounds like we need more diversity officers on the beat. Fucking English!

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    Anon says:

    Get a job and get a life AC1.
    You don’t half post some rubbish.
    You must be living off an inheritance. Push mother down the stairs did you?

  65. 65
    Bob Page says:

    Don’t worry, in a couple of months you’ll be signing on.

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    Anonymous says:

    And Tony Blair.

    His double’s called Dave Cameron.

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    Freddie Flintoff says:

    Eh up lads ,Something to laff at

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    ACDC says:

    shit indeed

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    Diversity Officer says:

    To ensure diversity and equal opportunities for ethnic minorities in society we have found a black double;

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    Anon says:

    naughty naughty.
    Don’t do it again.

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    The Dirty tat says:

    meow, meow, meow, meow meow, meow, meow, meow

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    Anon says:

    Steve Expat don’t rim AC1 it will only encourage him.

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    Freddie Flintoff says:

    Has he got one?

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    Mr Weller says:

    It is difficult to tell the difference between the TV company and the Government, and now the Union.

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    The Dirty tat says:

    is there method to this madness ?

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    Sarah Twatter says:

    Is it too late for this Country ?? Couldn’t Gordon sign off NOW ????

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    A couple of steaming dog turds says:

    We’ve already got the job mate

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    Mr Weller says:

    Spitting image had it

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    The Sleeper says:


    Right then..what’s the betting on the BA strike being magically called off by 5.00pm tonight?

    Following that announcement,how long will it take for the Mong to claim the credit for brokering the deal?

    Following that,will the additional million pound ‘donation’ from UNITE to Browns’ re-election fund be open and transparent?

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    Geert Wilders says:

    labour stopped me

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    AC1 says:

    Take a full refund and fuck off.

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    AC1 says:

    Piss off Tat. You’ve got your own blog now.

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Oo er

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    Batty Hattie Harmanescu says:

    Yes, that silly cow Widdecombe is still banging on about successive governments being the root cause of the expenses scandal. Dishonest MPs don’t seem to enter her argument at all.

    Strange, how people who so easily “do God”, have such a problem with a bit of basic honesty.

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    fuido gawkes says:

    v to the o to the t to the e to the l to the a to the b to the o to the u to the r.
    alright don,t bother rappers

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    Hoffa says:

    Hey Whelan we hadda the deal

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    This is the second best Brown impression – Rory Bremner on the subject of Gordon Brown’s madness…………..:

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    Martin Day says:

    Its my production company that is looking for a double for Gordon so we can have him star as davros in the latest episode of Doctor Who I am writing.
    In this episode I also get to star in it as a huge tic like creature that resides
    on the moon surface.I am leader of the giant tic army and the hero manages to fight off wave after wave of attacks by the tic army.Think Zulu but set on the moon.

    Check the credits out at the end because not only will I be mentioned as writer but also as the lead villain.

    It says in big letters at the bottom

    “Martin Day-Waving Lunar Tic

    I thank You!!!!

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    Cash Gordon says:

    Just listening to the young squaddie on Sky who has won a medal for Bravery, so moddest too. Gordon Brown is not fit to lick his boots.

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    FAIL! try again says:

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    Mark *Oaten* says:

    Leave it to me

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    Brown's Buggered Britain says:

    Maybe someone is planning a Blue-movie that involves fiscal stimulation?

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    Geert for PM says:

    Well I think you are a perfectly alright chap, unlike that pair of slippery fuckers who run UNITE and who pretend that they and their organisation are not fasciststs ha ha!!

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    Sir William Waad says:

    A Gordon Brown double? Who could possibly want more than one?

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    That really is Brown isn’t it. Bit of boot polish doesn’t fool me.

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    He does a good Blair too says:

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    Zyklon B Seller says:

    Not me

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    Tam O Tic says:

    that gave me a laugh.thanks Martin you nutter

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    LOONWATCH says:

    keep off the meow meow nutter

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    Mike Naylor says:

    I’m no fan of Gordon Brown’s double but…………….”

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    Dick Tator says:

    oH FUck. cOFFeE i DOn’T MINd, BUT i JusT THrEW UP oN MY KEyBOaRD.

    fOLks, dO noT Look aT tHis fIle…

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    Jus Wundering says:

    How many ex forces are Labour MP’s?

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    Jan says:

    There’s a bloke who does the BBC weather sometimes who looks like Gordon Brown.Think his name is Phillip ????

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    tatwatch says:

    no he doesn’t
    tut tut AC1 you’re falling for his propaganda now

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    It will also kill toenails ;)

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    fuido gawkes says:

    thats jim davidson …nick, nick

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    Служба Внешней Разведки says:

    It was the facsimile that was hanged – the Americans conveniently overlooked the dentistry, as you can confirm on the intertubes. The simulacrum was lifted out of the country one night with his entourage and was enjoying a dacha in Belarus the last time we checked.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    She should take a stroll round Pennywell or Muirhouse and look carefully in every skip.

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    Dame Mandelson of Jacksy says:

    Richard Timney will be quantitatively easing himself over it when 5 bellies goes out to bingo.

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    Big bass drum at 3 am says:

    Boom boom

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Holy shit! And i thoght there was no one as ugly as Beckett.

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    Martin Day Productions says:

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    concrete pump says:

    Where’s were?

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    Mr Weller says:

    I need to be more presidential… oh oh no I don’t.

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    Martin Day says:

    thick as thieves and Cameron ‘could work together in hung parliament’


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    Ufight says:

    how they don’t lose it with this lot i will never ever know – it says a lot about our troops (and their famalies) the way they have been conducting themselves. look at all these muppets striking because they want more pay for their cushy jobs and look at how the troops are treated.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Brownfinger (the man with the fecal touch)
    Crash Gordon

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    Network Rail Spokesperson says:

    Our negotiations with the RMT union have hit the buffers

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    tatwatch says:

    Fuck off TaT before you have another ‘funny turn’ and go on a spamming frenzy.

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    HoC = House of Corruption says:

    Fuck. Taxes are going up:

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    B.A. Spokesperson says:

    Ours crashed and burned last week

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    P & O Spokesperson says:

    Our have sunk to new depths

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    Chanel Tunnel Spokesperson says:

    I must admit we can see a bit of light

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    tatwatch says:

    Please take a full refund and fuck off.

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    Unsworth says:

    Give it a few weeks and they can have the real thing – at minimal cost

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    Nick says:

    ANy Prime Mentalist double would be scared to leave their own house, surely?

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    Channel Tunnel Spokesperson says:

    We must admit we can see a bit of light

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    David Cameron says:

    I’m not booking anywhere for Easter. I’m just going to pack 2 planks and 3 nails and hike around. Maybe somebody will put me up for the weekend.

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    Anonymous says:

    I’ve heard of one university psychology dept that is using clips of Gordo to illustrate aspects of sociopathy.

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    Mr Weller says:

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    barefootcontessa says:

    Down boy.

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    Anon says:

    It seems I have hit a nerve AC1. Afraid of work, eh?
    So you did push mother down the stairs to cash in on the inheritance.
    Either that or you are just a dole scrounger, you clearly do not work for a living.
    You’re just another one of those spongers you are always moaning about.
    Get a job doleboy.

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    Captain's log says:

    I saw something that was an exact replica of GB floating in the toilet bowl this morning. Had to smash it up with the bog brush though as it refused to budge. Similarity was uncanny.

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    Martin Day says:

    are you ethnicity acceptable

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    Any (_:_)rsehole will do what . . . . .

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    Army Spokesperson says:

    We’re gonna give them 1 final shot

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    Pervy Thrower says:

    The hanging baskets do her a big favour.

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    barefootcontessa says:

    She is a catholic, and loves her cat, need we say more?

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    12 Inche Hawser says:

    Bean and Stalin?

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    I hate New Labour says:

    Why don’t they just use a bucket of sh!t?

    Minus the bucket.

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    Scene Kid says:

    Is this Menephrone drug a gay drug? does it loosen up your arsehole like poppers or something?

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    Anon says:

    er, no thanks.

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    Gorfoons Blownit all says:

    could be Treasure Hunt – find all the missing Gold

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    Umpire's finger says:

    Most of ‘em bat for the other side Fred. Just keep yer box on at all times.

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    Steel workers says:

    we dropped a clanger

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    Anonymous says:

    the woodley/walsh talks never took off after all

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    fuido gawkes says:

    not with 6 broken down trains you can,t

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    Anon says:

    Haven’t you been to TaT’s new blog yet?
    Oh, no, ofcourse you haven’t, you’ve been banned because you’re a twat.

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    TaTwatch says:

    You would know TaT.

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    Metro Gnome says:

    I’m free

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    Talent Scout says:

    Didn’t realise Stephen Pound played Davros

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    Anon says:

    Wrong again retard.
    Oh dear you just can’t seem to get it right.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Due to rampant inflation it’s 6 bellies soon to be 7 bellies.

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    Anonymous says:

    Tories still lead by 8% points

    Harris poll for The Metro Mar 16 Mar 9
    LABOUR 28% 29%
    LIB DEMS 18% 18%
    LAB to CON swing from 2005 5.5% 5.5%

    so so different from liebours’ kellner poll

    with others taking more of the poll this time.

    so liebour and tories down 1 each

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    Union of Bucket Kickers says:

    We can’t accept that for our members

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    Getting my lines crossed says:

    Silly me. I thought chasing the dragon was an established teambuilding activity for Glasgow Council leaders.

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    Anon says:

    Wrong again.
    There’s the hat-trick.
    Well done spaz!

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    Steel Workers on the Moon says:

    So did we. I blame it on the soup dragon.

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    They're all smug, sneering, Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Susanna Reid whom I wish to bum very much says:

    Remember when Bremner was funny?

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    Ufight says:

    now the rail workers are striking.

    welcome to brown’s britain – unions calling the shots and sod all happening.

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    Union of Bucket Kickers says:

    Rail strike now on bbjabba

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    Ordinary bloke says:

    Just how bent is this? Criminal fraud?

    “Union behind BA strike receives £18m from taxpayers in ‘money-laundering’ deal with Labour”

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    Steve Expat says:

    Breaking – RMT to strike over Easter – Sky News

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    They're All At It says:

    “A TV company looking for a Gordon Brown double”…

    Just ahead of the live televised debates… Hmmm, that does smell a little fishy.

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    Norman Tebbit says:

    So the Unions want to cripple Britain.

    1st BA and now the railways. It’s time for a Conservative government to sort the fuckers out. I can’t imagine cuddly Dave talking tough though.

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    Phil O'San says:

    Well he was a SAGA terrorist shouting at honest Jack Warts.

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    Anonymous says:

    Union behind BA strike receives £18m from taxpayers in ‘money-laundering’ deal with Labour

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    Jan says:

    O/T But really same story.Derek ‘Militant Tendency’ Hatton the man who bankrupted Liverpool has appeared TWICE this week on Andrew Neil programmes.Liverpool became a basket case when this man and his ‘brothers’ had finished theri reign of terror in the 1980s.Neil even referred to him as ‘Degsy’,I nearly puked.This lunatic Hatton was banging on about Mrs T and comparing Willie Walsh to her.Neil (not known for his incisive interviewing skills/analysis did not pick him up at all about the fact that BA staff at Heathrow are paid double the salary/benefits as other airlines.The BBC (and Neil)really are scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one. I suppose they think that by repeating the line that EVERYTHING in the world is Mrs T’s fault, people will vote for Nu-Liebor and the saviour of the World, Brown. Why should you pay the BBC so that they can give appearance money to scumbags like Hatton?
    Jeff Randall was interviewing Digby Jones on Wednesday night and their take on the BA/Unite row was absolutely brilliant. Digby Jones was saying that BA is the flagholder for the UK and that this will damage the UK big time,also that the Teamsters in the US should be taken on by Walsh in the US courts as what they are planning is secondary picketing.Also that other airlines around world would be thrilled to get BAs slots at Heathrow if the airline failed.Still,Jeff Randall is far superior to Neil in every way. Digby Jones had appeared on Neil’s Daily Politics on Tuesday and Neil got nothing out of him as his interviewing skills are now so poor. He should be on the variety/entertainment section not serious politics shows. He’d do well as the ringmaster in a circus.

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    Martin Day says:

    Now I have got your attention I would like to tell you about my new new project that I have undertaken to help the Labour party get elected for the fourth term.
    John P and Dougie A have decided that they need to work together in achieving our aim.
    They employed me to think up an overarching theme to the campaign of doubling our number of confirmed labour/unite voters every week and to pay homage to
    John Ps hard work on the internet.
    Using my latest fidelity graphics chip I have come up with a campaign slogan that sums up our aspiration of being the democratic party of choice among the people of Britain.
    I will be launching my project this afternoon by flying a banner over London saying “British people-go fourth and multiply”.

    What do you think guys.Come on give me your honest opinion.

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    Nuclear Industry Spokesperson says:

    We’re expect a big fall-out today

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    Twat says:


    No that’s not Gordon, that’s Sarah.

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    AC1 says:

    He couldn’t even setup his own blog? What a loser!

    Maybe his social workers wouldn’t let him.

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    Scene Kid says:

    Down with the kidz

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    thick as a plank says:

    Tat had a ‘funny turn’ this morning and he’s still trying to recover.
    You can’t be banned from a blog unless you have visited it thick as thieves and since yours doesn’t exist that makes you double the nutter.
    If you had actually had a blog you would be on here advertising it day and night trying to find someone to look at your nutter nonsense.

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    Anonymous says:

    Unite, and the two unions that formed it, received the public money under two little-known funds to improve management and training for its members.

    It has been the biggest beneficiary of one of the schemes, the Union Modernisation Fund, and received a sixth of all the money given out under the Union Learning Fund.

    The figures have led to fresh claims that Britain’s biggest union has taken over the Labour Party after donating almost £30million over the past decade and employing a key adviser to Gordon Brown as its political director.

    It comes ahead of a planned three-day walkout by Unite members of BA’s cabin crew this weekend, which is set to cause travel chaos for thousands of passengers.

  178. 178
    B(rown) B(illshi**ing) C(orporation) says:

    rail strike? air strike?

    Ashcroft’s fault.

  179. 179
    It's all well and good telling us but says:

    Yes but what is spineless Dave going to do about it and the BBC if he gets in power?

    Nothing probably cause he is a damp squid.

    Tories backed the wrong horse.

  180. 180
    Fisheries Industry Spokesperson says:

    They’ve offered to negotiate but we think it’s a Red Herring

  181. 181
    Foreman, Beddington Sewage Works says:

    Oh, so it was you, was it?

    Bleeding plant’s been shut down all morning for emergency maintenance. Filter beds are fucked, storage tanks are blocked, and the smell has forced all residents within 2 miles to stay indoors with their windows shut.

    Thank you very much.

  182. 182
    They're All At It says:

    I’ve said this before, and I’m sure I’ll keep saying it, but why isn’t this being plastered everywhere – why aren’t there cabinet members being hauled over the coals about this?

  183. 183
    thick as a plank says:

    Yep. You found Tat all right.
    Hows the blog Tat ?

  184. 184
    Farming Industry Spokesperson says:

    They’e all just milking it now

  185. 185
    AC1 says:

    What a fool you are Tat.

    I work as hard as I like. I run my own successful business thanks.

    Maybe it’s you that is without a job? Does the guilt at your own lack of ability motivate you to be abusive?

  186. 186
    concrete pump says:


  187. 187
    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    Not surprised that they’re having trouble finding someone.

    Seriously, if you were a convincing lookalike for Brown and didn’t have the benefit of highly trained and armed close protection officers looking after you, surely you’d have been lynched long ago by now.

  188. 188
    Groucho says:

    Dead right. Where’s this being picked up in the MSM though?

  189. 189
    Martin Day Productions says:

  190. 190
    AC1 says:

    I’d have thought Brown was a type 5.

  191. 191
    Caretaker Industry Spokesperson says:

    We wiped the floor with them

  192. 192
    They only whine when their losing says:

    Four weeks before the 2008 London mayoral elections, a YouGov poll placed Boris Johnson 13 points ahead of the incumbent Ken Livingstone. Livingstone’s campaign team branded the poll “fundamentally flawed”, arguing that it failed to take account of London’s larger ethnic minority population compared to the rest of the country, and saying that it would complain to the Market Research Council of Great Britain.Ipsos MORI and ICM polls put the candidates neck-and-neck. A subsequent poll was derided by Livingstone as “a transparent attempt by the Evening Standard/YouGov to give Boris Johnson a more credible lead”. However, Livingstone never made the official complaint that had been announced to the media, and in the event, YouGov’s final poll showing Johnson in the lead by six percentage points was the only accurate prediction.

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    Martin Day Productions says:

  194. 194
    .243 Win says:

    So are they asking for a stunt double ?

  195. 195
    Panty Sniffer says:

    Sniff Sniff

    Yes I can confirm the smell is coming from between Mrs Browns legs.

  196. 196
    Bob crow says:

    I’m crowing now

  197. 197
    Bore says:


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  199. 199
    The Man in the Iron Mask says:

    The “real” Brown will no doubt be kept safely locked away in the attic whilst the more affable,charismatic and people friendly “Double” fights the election on his behalf

  200. 200
    Groucho says:

    Bastards. Sack the lot of them and bring in people prepared to work for a living. If any still exist in Brown’s Britain.

  201. 201
    Public Execution Industry Spokesperson (R. Timney) says:

    We’ve got our backs against the wall

  202. 202
    .243 Win says:

    Left to Right : McTwat, Malik, Miliband, Hain

  203. 203
    wafer thin says:

    because it’s about a 12 year old training fund for business

  204. 204
    Martin Day Productions says:

    We are really looking for 2 doubles, one for charlie whelan, and one for tony woodley or derek simpson, so we can interview after the next election. As liebour leaders of course.

    For that show

    will the real liebour leader step forward………

  205. 205
    tatwatch says:

    thanks for proving it was you tat
    only you could possibly be THAT stupid

  206. 206
    Tam O Twats says:

    gordon needs it

  207. 207

    A c*nt double.

    A c*nt bubble.

    A spunk bubble.

  208. 208
    Martin Day Productions says:


  209. 209
    S&M Industry Spokesperson says:

    Our hands are tied I’m afraid

  210. 210
    Martin Day says:

    I am announcing today that I will be getting my old mate Derek Draper to star in an action series about a grandfather and grandson chef crime fighting team.

    I had already cast the the young cook but was unable to find someone to play the older cook.

    My mind was made up when I had it on good authority from a french friend of mine that Derek was an old cook or as pierre said “ee is a cuck old”.

  211. 211
    The Dirty Rat says:

    enough about you and your Mark Oaten fetishes AC1
    that’s too much information
    please keep your favourite websites to yourself in the future
    Thank You

  212. 212
    Martin Day Productions says:

    Liebours modernisation fund being put to good union usage.

    Strikes, Striikes, Strikes and even more Strikes!

  213. 213
    B(rown) B(illshi**ing) C(orporation) says:

    meanwhile a load of troops are obtaining gallantry medals today – the brave and the best.

    where is brown – has he pitched up as pm to see them or does he only visit the troops when it suits him?

    and still a bunch of jumped up workers, fired up by the unions want to strike – they need more cash and they don’t feel safe.

    well, i am sure they are being paid more than most of the troops and it is a damn site safer here than basra.

    for every ba worker who strikes today and loses their travelling pass they should award it to a squaddie who can probably only dream of a holiday.

  214. 214
    Spank Sinatra says:

    I think that’s Guido’s line actually.

  215. 215
    Porn stars says:

    Wait for an hour then three come at once.

  216. 216
    Martin Day says:

    Don’t believe the Tory lies about David Cameron’s Conservatives being the party of low taxation

    Tories plan new carbon tax to boost clean energy

    Tories are a bunch of shysters

  217. 217

    […] a bit of light relief after yesterday’s Ashcroft-heavy coverage. (Meanwhile check out this Guido link for a rapping Gordon Brown…’I’m the rhyme […]

  218. 218
    Miners Industry Spokesperson says:

    We’ve just been hauled over the coals

  219. 219
    Doing the journos jobs for them and asking probing questions says:

    How many Unite members and how much Unite funding does the BBC get?

  220. 220
    B(rown) B(illshi**ing) C(orporation) says:

    Brown probably having a lie in today as he was busy meeting floella benjamin (amongst others) at a womens reception at no 10 last nigh.

  221. 221
    Martin Day Productions says:

    Wasn’t it great to see Derek Hatton on THIS WEEK show last night

    Just when Liebour thought that all that stuff of a party within a party had gone away.

    Incidentally, on QT last night, Raving Starkey said that Gordon was a card carrying member of Unite, is this true too?

  222. 222
    Septic Tank Industry Spokesperson says:

    Our workers are taking the piss

  223. 223
    Steve Expat says:

    Hear, hear!

    Squaddies being killed every day in the ‘Stan are paid half what the average BA trolly dolly or rail mainatainance worker is getting.

    And they think they have the right to bring this country to a standstill? They have no right to kiss the boots of the brave men honoured today and yesterday.

    The only positive is that there is no public support for the strikers, and the upcoming election will only serve to give the incumbent government more of a kicking as a result.

  224. 224
    Concrete Pump says:

    Wheel in Lord Ashcroft to solve the industrial disputes I say

  225. 225
    The Dirty Tat says:

    hello nell

  226. 226
    seaman, dockers and miners says:

    we’re next.oh shite we don’t exist anymore

  227. 227
    Taxi and Bus Drivers Spokesperson says:

    Our talks have turned a corner

  228. 228
    Martin Day Productions says:

    we believe any lies from the tories, its liebours lies we dont belivie.

    or is it a lie that he lied about the defence budget?

    it just gets so complex these day with liebour that we just come to the conclusion that when a socialist opens its mouth, we know its lying.

    All credibility lost

  229. 229
    Martin Day Productions says:

    no, we should use the money from the union modernisation fund,that will clearly help prevent strikes.

  230. 230
    Tory Dan says:

    Good old Labour governments, always brought down by trade unions and a crippled economy!

  231. 231
    steel workers seaman, dockers and miners says:

    Double hear hear

  232. 232
    Dock Workers Spokesperson says:

    We’ve been left high and dry

  233. 233
    The Recievers says:

    We are waiting

  234. 234
    Martin Day says:

    No no dahling .I have told you before Damian that you have to include Tory,Ashcroft or baby eaters in every post.
    If you cant get this simple thing correct Damian I will have to withdraw my offer for you to star in my new film.

    I thought you were perfect for the starring role in the film but unless you up your game on here I will have to give your leading role in “the pederast priest of Perthshire” to someone else.
    You have been warned luv.

  235. 235
    A Dog says:

    woof S T R I K E S woof

  236. 236
    Chefs and waiters union Spokesperson says:

    We’re waiting for them to put something on the table

  237. 237
    Kevin says:

    I didn’t know transvestite companies existed.

  238. 238
    Anon says:

    You are projecting again AC1.
    And your business cannot be successful, it must be very slow indeed, as you are posting here all the time!
    You must have definitey inherited money to set your ‘business’ up. You profit from the dead.
    You’re a bit like Tony Blair really.

  239. 239
    South of the M4 says:

    I know of one company that uses Brown as an example of how not to manage people in their training sessions – and then some of his policies to show how things can get *ucked up by poor management. Previously they had used the
    ‘Herald of Free Enterprise ‘ incident. That’s modernisation for you.

  240. 240
    "The BBC are liars, they have no truth in their soul. They are liars" says:

    “The BBC are liars, they have no truth in their soul. They are liars”

  241. 241
    Dark Lord says:

    Cor …. it’s just like the 70s.

  242. 242
    TheDevineOne says:

    Yes they did, but the batteries are running low.

  243. 243
    Martin Day Productions says:

    Most workers wouldn’t work for the money our soldiers are on in the middle east. They lose their lives too for our country.

    It’s a pity we don’t really have that many people in this country who want to work.

    8.5m people inactive, 20% of the working population.

    In addition there are people in work, mostly in the public sector who are strike happy, even though their productivity leaves a lot to be desired. Most of them are totally non productive jobs.

  244. 244
    Anon says:

    Only the creme de la creme of political bloggers are welcome to his blog, you are the scum of the scum so you don’t get an invite and are therefore banned in advance.

  245. 245
    Martin Day Productions says:

  246. 246
    The Dirty Tat says:

    Until May then we will ignore them.

  247. 247
    South of the M4 says:

    Should it be so then that would mean Brown was prepared to let the national airline lose £27m, and possibly more, and for thousands to be greatly inconvenienced just to stroke his ego. I think he has form here……

  248. 248
    Anon says:

    Wrong again retard.
    You really are busting your balls today and still you can’t get it right.
    You loser.

  249. 249
    Dave Doppelganger says:

    Vote for change!

  250. 250
    thick as thieves Labour PPC says:

    LOOK OUT! He’s on another spamming frenzy

  251. 251
    Brown Broadcasting Corporation accused of Labour bias says:

    The BBC’s blatant pro-Labour bias is coming under attack at last:

    “A SUN investigation has unearthed an alarming BBC bias against the Tories in the run up to the Election.
    Covert smears on David Cameron’s Conservatives are being made right across the state-owned network – sparking hundreds of viewers’ complaints.

    News coverage, chat shows and even kids’ TV are guilty. We found:

    BBC News gave disproportionate coverage to the row over Tory donor Lord Ashcroft’s tax status;

    LABOUR panellists were given more time to speak on flagship political show Question Time;

    A POLL on The One Show ignored issues with Gordon Brown to ask only, Is David Cameron too much of a toff to be PM?

    THE Tory leader was stitched up when footage of him adjusting his hair was sneakily fed to all broadcasters……………”

    Read more:

  252. 252
    Sir Michael Lyons says:

    Its trebles all round at the BBC

  253. 253
    david lloyd says:

    you’re not freddie flintoff – he had little f’s – you sir, are an imposter poster

  254. 254
    Anon says:

    Wrong again.
    Cor, you really are on a roll today you dimwit.

  255. 255
    Ironmongers union Spokesperson says:

    We’re locked in talks behind closed doors

  256. 256
    thick as thieves Labour PPC says:

    s a u s a g e s

  257. 257
    we love David Starkey says:

    Not only is Brown a member of UNITE but he also gets thousands of pounds in ‘donations’ from them.

  258. 258
    TheDevineOne says:

    More animated than Gordo

  259. 259
    Anon and on says:

    Your CV fits the bill perfectly CP.
    Why don’t you apply?

  260. 260
    thick as thieves says:

    s a u s a g e s

  261. 261
    JV says:

    It’s time those anti-English scum at the BBC were cut down to size.

  262. 262
    RMT says:

    we are about to start

  263. 263
    Anon says:

    TaT never spammed.
    Oh dear you really are a thicko aren’t you.

  264. 264
    Groucho says:

    I wonder about this 90% support for the BA strike that Unite keep banging on about.

    Surely to God, the average BA employee knows that the business is in trouble and that striking could finally push it over the edge? Then – those who can find jobs – will end up working for another airline for half as much anyway.

    I really don’t believe that 90% of BA cabin staff are that stupid. I think they are being duped.

  265. 265
    thick as a plank says:

    s a u s a g e s

  266. 266
    Soldiers die protecting their country for less money than these twats says:

    I personally would like to see the army be brought back to kick the rioters heads in.

  267. 267
    Baboon's arse says:

    His wobbly jaw has got a lot worse.

    And what’s that in his mouth? Surely not…

  268. 268
    that seventies show says:

    but unlike mrs slocombe no-one has ever stroked anne’s pussy

  269. 269
    Martin Day says:

    This is a bit of background info on the character.

    Gordons had the appearance of blue, ethereal serpents. Each Gordon was composed of several of these serpentine forms. Though they were incapable of speech (making only hissing noises), they had some telepathic powers, specifically mind control.

    Gordons had the ability to petrify creatures within a matter of hours. In order to do so, the serpents needed to leave the host and make contact with the target. They could be reflected by a mirror, causing them to return to the host and turning it to stone.

    Gordons were a species of parasites, inhabiting the bodies of creatures like Humans. While in the host, they greatly increased its tax rate, letting one Human host pay tax @ 50% for over 200 years. This was much less than the Gordon’s natural lifespan of thousands of years, which meant they had to frequently switch hosts.

  270. 270
    TheDevineOne says:

    Just shoot all of them – all Gordon Browns, Lord Mandlebum, the Squeeker, Sweaty Balls and his ladyboy, Harry Harrperson and all the other non-etities who think they’re somebody – up against the wall, no blindfold, and use the splatt-guns to cover them in the same shit they’ve been spraying over us. They can then go and live on some sinker estate on 50 quid a week and be thankful.

  271. 271
    Roger Daley says:

    Mag the shag Beckitt is as well – she said so last night.

  272. 272
    tatwatch says:


  273. 273
    50 Calibre says:

    One Gordon Fucking Brown is one too many.

    However, if the TV company want a mock McTwat for target practice, I’m their man…

  274. 274
    LOONWATCH says:


  275. 275
    Anonymous says:

    Are you saying She’s a cataholic?

  276. 276
    TheDevineOne says:

    What is this woman on? probably been miaowing! Get a life!

  277. 277
    Old Torys never die says:


    Dave Cameron. Has anyone seen him?
    If you find him tell him to get his act together.

  278. 278
    D L George says:

    Are you saying She’s a cataholic?

  279. 279
    Groucho says:

    Even Basil Brush is in on it!

    Mind you I can understand why he doesn’t want a Tory government

  280. 280
    Brazier Industry Spokesman says:

    We’re fucking coining it in

  281. 281

    Can’t this person be Gordon’s body double?

  282. 282
    Steve Expat says:

    Did Polly really just call Ashcroft and Hague liars on the DP??

    This could get interesting….

  283. 283
    Rupert says:

    too right cobber

  284. 284
    Martin Day says:

    Is that you T.a.T.
    I havnt had your contract back yet re your leading role in Jabba the Hutt -the Temple Years.
    Get back to me ASAP.

  285. 285
    ? says:

    there’s a riot?

  286. 286
    D L George says:

    F me.

    I write a response and forget to pop a name in, the page updates without a comment. I write it again and pop my name in to see if that was the problem. Page updates with both comments. Now I look a right d*ck.

  287. 287
  288. 288
    Tat of tat hall says:

    Postal strike anyone?

  289. 289
    colloidal grout pump says:

    Gibbered the spaz face.

  290. 290
    BBC Gàidhlig says:

    Alasdair = Gaelic form of Alastair…

  291. 291
    Toilets outed says:

    Kevin Maguire has been posting on under the pseudonym ‘BenM.
    It hasn’t taken long to out the moronic mackem.

  292. 292
    Ordinary bloke says:

    You should stop taking the methadrone as it’s clearly affecting your brain.
    Or are you just a fucking twat?

  293. 293
    lol says:

    IMF anyone?

  294. 294
    THANK YOU says:

    Record number of British soldiers honoured for bravery in Afghanistan
    A record number of British troops have been honoured for their bravery in Afghanistan, including eight who were recognised posthumously, the highest number since the Second World War.

    Words are never enough, we will always owe you so much.

    Let’s all make sure we continue to take care of these guys, like they do the States, even after they leave the services.

    God keep you all safe and bless you all.

  295. 295
    Liberal Engineer says:

    Talk to the Gold because the Brown ain’t listening…..

  296. 296
    Groucho says:

    Yes, pretty difficult for the likes of Beckett and Brown to condemn Unite.

    The best Brown has managed is to say “this isn’t the right time for a strike”.

    Tell us Gordon, when is the right time for a union to drive a business out of existence?

  297. 297
    TheDevineOne says:

    Bit too long.
    How about
    ‘Fuck off’

  298. 298
    Roman Polanski says:

    Remember Mandelscum saying to Milli-Mossad

    “We must work together to save Tony’s legacy”

    So now we have it

    “Tony’s legact” was

    1) a massive fraud on the British People

    2) Financial bankrupctcy of the country

    3) Unions taking over the Labour Party and wreckinh what is left og the economy

    Can anyone seriously say that Blair Borwn a

  299. 299
    Basil Brush ate my baby says:

    He’s a sly one that Basil Brush

  300. 300
    Roman Polanski says:

    Can anyone say that Blair Brown and MAndelson are anything but proven frauds ,,

  301. 301
    AC1 says:

    Nope, it is the Tao of Business. Effortless Effort.

    My business Partner is currently out doing a sales demo for a rather big client.

    Me, I’m going snow-boarding as my work to create the demo is over. Just packing my bags today.

    The business has lot’s of money in a safe bank and no debt, and all the seed capital came from my savings.

    It’s so sad that your “life” is so bad you can only see things from a negative perspective?

  302. 302
    Old Nick Heavenly(really smug) says:

    keep the non-country out of it skint

    our greatest compensation for the bank klerc is that fashionably dressed britney tears to the eyes, cor what a looker she is and horrid gordum shouted at her

    great vid, wicked even, my fav

  303. 303
    photographers spokesperson says:

    were still trying to focus on the main issues

  304. 304
  305. 305
    Mrs B says:

    It is the right thing to duo.

  306. 306
    LOONWATCH says:

    complete nutter

  307. 307
    The most intelligent man in the world says:

  308. 308
    South of the M4 says:

    ~26% of the voters apparently.

  309. 309
    Anon says:

    Ah, your ‘partner’ is doing a sales demo for a rather ‘big’ client.
    I see, you run a gay sex service.
    Sounds about right.

  310. 310
    NotaSheep says:

    I prefer the Mika parody – “Do i attract you, do I repulse you
    With my queasy smile
    Am I too scary, are you too wary
    Do I fill you with bile
    I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome
    ’cause i’m a little bit shy
    Why don’t you like me
    Why don’t you like me without making me try

    I tried to go on the telly, hee
    but my looks were too bad, aah
    now I act like Machiavelli, emm
    I’m essentially mad, mad, mad, mad, mad!”

    Video here –

  311. 311
    Anon says:


  312. 312
    Anon says:

    yawn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  313. 313
    Anon says:

    yawn you really are boring poster.

  314. 314
    Anon says:

    said the spastic.

  315. 315
    Not long until Labour gone says:

  316. 316
    Anonymous says:

    The vicar in Gavin & Stacey had that unfortunate look.

  317. 317
    D L George says:

    Oh dear oh dear, wasn’t Harmen told the other week on the Marr show that if She said something like this on air She would could be sued?

    Polly Toynbee – BBC Daily politics
    The whole point is Ascroft lied, he lied, he lied to the comittee, and then William Hague lied.

    You’re on to something here aren’t you Steve? I mean this is quite big.

    Anyones one wants to see it its about 27 minutes in.

  318. 318
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Stupid fucking whore

  319. 319
    M.T. Bucket says:


  320. 320
    Dirty Harry says:

    Dave- next weeks PMQ’s
    1. Would the PM like to clarify his admission to the House last week concerning MOD expenditure. i.e. it was not not 1 or 2 yrs, it was 4
    2. Would the PM confirm he is a member of the Unite union.

  321. 321
    Hairy Mary says:

    No, but her cat appreciates a lick, apparently.

  322. 322
    Anonymous says:

    ha ha liked that!

  323. 323
    James Whale says:

    Not to worry license fee payers will pick up the tab ;-0

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