Gordon Brown Double (Temporary Position)
Don’t really know what to make of the news that a TV company is searching for a Gordon Brown double. Obviously it is just a temporary position until May 6…
This is Guido’s favourite TV double-take of Gordon :
Mum Talked Down Woolwich Terrorists | Telegraph
How the Tories Can Win in 2015 | Harry Phibbs
View From Lord Bell’s Summer Party | Speccie
What Dave, Ed and Nick Want You to Hear | James Kirkup
In Praise of Apple’s Tax Plan | Daniel Mitchell
Christine Blower Can’t Do Maths | Toby Young
Cameron is Having a Shocker | Iain Martin
UKIP Still Back Flat Tax | London Loves Business
Dave Will Probably Win in 2015 | Dan Hodges
EU’s Tax Harmonisation Agenda | Dan Hannan
Tories Have Always Sneered at Party Faithful | Simon Heffer
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Can’t they just take the one that currently infests and infects this place???
We’re all taxing you 50p in the pound like that together.
but not slow news martin day
I’m no fan of Gordon Brown’s double but…………….”
There’s a bloke who does the BBC weather sometimes who looks like Gordon Brown.Think his name is Phillip ????
The vicar in Gavin & Stacey had that unfortunate look.
Bean and Stalin?
It is the right thing to duo.
uaf uaf
Down boy.
Didn’t Saddam have doubles?
And Kim Jong Il, Fidel Castro, Idi Amin………
So it’s a non-elected dictator thing?
And Tony Blair.
His double’s called Dave Cameron.
Vote for change!
ha ha liked that!
I had many doubles in the west indies
and the odd hat-trick, no?
Was a good un lad, hope to be back in a few months, Dont miss me on sky one thursday nights
It was the facsimile that was hanged – the Americans conveniently overlooked the dentistry, as you can confirm on the intertubes. The simulacrum was lifted out of the country one night with his entourage and was enjoying a dacha in Belarus the last time we checked.
Its trebles all round at the BBC
I thought only despots needed body doubles. Oh, wait, I see the point.
Brown is afraid the public will lynch him at the TV “debates.”
I saw something that was an exact replica of GB floating in the toilet bowl this morning. Had to smash it up with the bog brush though as it refused to budge. Similarity was uncanny.
Oh, so it was you, was it?
Bleeding plant’s been shut down all morning for emergency maintenance. Filter beds are fucked, storage tanks are blocked, and the smell has forced all residents within 2 miles to stay indoors with their windows shut.
Thank you very much.
I’d have thought Brown was a type 5.
http://poopchart.com/images/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png
enough about you and your Mark Oaten fetishes AC1
that’s too much information
please keep your favourite websites to yourself in the future
Thank You
Have you gone CHAV Guido ?
Down with the kidz
the pound goes down ……..like dat
Come on Pound down, Gordon !!!!!
eh up lads , Can someone shoot the hoon up the arse with a shotgun?
Aiming for his brain then Freddie?
Has he got one?
It will also kill toenails
you’re not freddie flintoff – he had little f’s – you sir, are an imposter poster
There is no other human on this plant that remotely looks like that ugly-bong-eyed-fucked-up-sone-of-a-wank-manse.
The nearest I could find was
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2008/04/08/ElephantMan460.jpg
oH FUck. cOFFeE i DOn’T MINd, BUT i JusT THrEW UP oN MY KEyBOaRD.
fOLks, dO noT Look aT tHis fIle…
Holy shit! And i thoght there was no one as ugly as Beckett.
The hanging baskets do her a big favour.
His wobbly jaw has got a lot worse.
And what’s that in his mouth? Surely not…
I watched that BBC TV programme on politicians last night. I concluded that “They really don’t get it” (still) do they?
Widdicome wanted to bludgeon to her way of thinking – no surprise there.
Ex union MP did not seem to realise that his Union’s activities had contributed to the demise of Steel making in this country. Tory Toff denies that he has been caucht with his fingers in the Expenses till. So it went on.
The only bloke to speak any reality was the Tory fella who said that people will vote where they know their vote matters. So, we have a collection of Whipped MPs who nod through EU-dictated legislation and cannot understand why they are correctly viewed as a waste of space. Isn’t “democracy” fun!
But fascism isn’t,enjoy
Yes, that silly cow Widdecombe is still banging on about successive governments being the root cause of the expenses scandal. Dishonest MPs don’t seem to enter her argument at all.
Strange, how people who so easily “do God”, have such a problem with a bit of basic honesty.
She is a catholic, and loves her cat, need we say more?
but unlike mrs slocombe no-one has ever stroked anne’s pussy
Are you saying She’s a cataholic?
No, but her cat appreciates a lick, apparently.
Are you saying She’s a cataholic?
F me.
I write a response and forget to pop a name in, the page updates without a comment. I write it again and pop my name in to see if that was the problem. Page updates with both comments. Now I look a right d*ck.
Looking forward to Hague being in the cabinet, given that he won’t have a fucking clue about what’s going on as it’s so easy to pull the wool over his eyes, as indeed it is with the whole of the Tory top command.
Never mind, it was all worth it for Ashcroft’s loot I’m sure.
You are a badly dressed bank clerk from Belgium and I claim my UKIP fridge magnet!
keep the non-country out of it skint
our greatest compensation for the bank klerc is that fashionably dressed britney tears to the eyes, cor what a looker she is and horrid gordum shouted at her
great vid, wicked even, my fav
The double is intended to step into Brown’s shoes to meet the public prior to the election.
It could well be that the double will also step into Brown’s shoes as PM and make a better job of it than Brown does.
Will the Labour Party and Unite put a Brown double in place as Party Leader and PM without telling anybody?
Maybe they did it years ago; the present incumbent of the Brown persona is pretty unbelievable.
Yes they did, but the batteries are running low.
maybe its for the TV dramatization of the brown premiership – knowing it doesn’t have long to run.
Title suggestions – The Down-the-pan Street Years
– Spot the Talent Competition
– Nokiaering off
I am sure you can do better than this
Top 5 at the box office
“Gordon in Dunderland”
“Red Ink Zone”
“He’s out of his league”
“Forget me”
“Shuttered Island”
also
“My Struggle”.
“I love you Hugo Gramsci”.
“Dastruct Kapital”
“Flipping Feck”
“The Queen is I”
Get a job and get a life AC1.
You don’t half post some rubbish.
You must be living off an inheritance. Push mother down the stairs did you?
Take a full refund and fuck off.
It seems I have hit a nerve AC1. Afraid of work, eh?
So you did push mother down the stairs to cash in on the inheritance.
Either that or you are just a dole scrounger, you clearly do not work for a living.
You’re just another one of those spongers you are always moaning about.
Get a job doleboy.
What a fool you are Tat.
I work as hard as I like. I run my own successful business thanks.
Maybe it’s you that is without a job? Does the guilt at your own lack of ability motivate you to be abusive?
I think that’s Guido’s line actually.
You are projecting again AC1.
And your business cannot be successful, it must be very slow indeed, as you are posting here all the time!
You must have definitey inherited money to set your ‘business’ up. You profit from the dead.
You’re a bit like Tony Blair really.
Nope, it is the Tao of Business. Effortless Effort.
My business Partner is currently out doing a sales demo for a rather big client.
Me, I’m going snow-boarding as my work to create the demo is over. Just packing my bags today.
The business has lot’s of money in a safe bank and no debt, and all the seed capital came from my savings.
It’s so sad that your “life” is so bad you can only see things from a negative perspective?
Ah, your ‘partner’ is doing a sales demo for a rather ‘big’ client.
I see, you run a gay sex service.
Sounds about right.
Brownfinger (the man with the fecal touch)
Crash Gordon
could be Treasure Hunt – find all the missing Gold
Talk to the Gold because the Brown ain’t listening…..
it is late – am signing off
http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10/status/10694507431
Prezzer thanked me for following him on twitter. I said don’t thank me fatso I’m a spy not a fan
Don’t use Twitter too much but it does have it’s uses. Like reminding Prezza at frequent intervals that he is a pie scoffing, incompetent, punch throwing adulterer. Oh, and to call him a twat.
Don’t worry, in a couple of months you’ll be signing on.
Is it too late for this Country ?? Couldn’t Gordon sign off NOW ????
Stupid fucking whore
It’s not a TV company looking for a double, it’s the government. After the Tories win the GE, what’s left of Labour are going to kill Gordon Brown and replace him with a looky-likey. They will then install him in a cave in Scotchland where he will give video messages to the public via Al-jabeebya.
It is difficult to tell the difference between the TV company and the Government, and now the Union.
GORDON BROWN STEP ON UP
Corporate oil murder
Nutter
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4994086014961923306#
and he got the gas from were?
Probably the USSR.
http://www.command-post.org/archives/002978.html
Not me
Where’s were?
Oo er
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259030/Tony-Blairs-secret-dealings-South-Korean-oil-firm-UI-Energy-Corp.html
This guy’s not bad, not quite as deranged as Broon, but not bad:
same sideways rocking motion as gorgon
More animated than Gordo
Cheers Guido,I got the job as Gordon Brown’s double
naughty naughty.
Don’t do it again.
Thankyou.
Please take a full refund and fuck off.
er, no thanks.
Just visit any nutter house to find some fat ugly one eyed mong, that will do.
Notice how the rest stand and watch,just like the UK population,
Make me Lord Flintoff, Minster for Europe , I will show them how piss the night away . There prob lilly lightweights anyway
Most of ‘em bat for the other side Fred. Just keep yer box on at all times.
Good heavens..Browns’ double???…isn’t just one of the prick enough?
Perhaps it’s actually Brown recruiting for a double..in the knowledge that after May 6th it might be ‘prudent’ to have some poor hapless guy take the bullet for him?
Just shoot all of them – all Gordon Browns, Lord Mandlebum, the Squeeker, Sweaty Balls and his ladyboy, Harry Harrperson and all the other non-etities who think they’re somebody – up against the wall, no blindfold, and use the splatt-guns to cover them in the same shit they’ve been spraying over us. They can then go and live on some sinker estate on 50 quid a week and be thankful.
If David Cameron had been PM in 2007 when Amicus merged with the TGWU, Unite would have been called DAVE #davefacts #bbcqt
about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck
@lostmytitleist Am neither cool nor a proper practising politician. But cheers.
about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to lostmytitleist
Top party at @sarahbrown10 house!! Wonderful chats & laughs with sparky, inspirational women. No crusty old buffers to be seen
about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck
What is this woman on? probably been miaowing! Get a life!
Alison Jackson, known for her celebrity mock-up photos and Double Take series, has previously struggled to find anyone who resembles the prime minister.
She is now staging events in Kirkcaldy, Edinburgh and Dumfries in the hope of finding a lookalike
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/8574995.stm
So that is where the Jockanese inbreds come from then.
Alison Jackson, she was the person behind the series Double Take* a few years back, and a few Chanel 4 specials.
Very subtle, almost like The Office rather than outlandish comedic voice-based impressions seen by Bremner & co – you’re never quite sure if you’re watching a hidden camera shot of the real people or a set-up with lookalikes.
Good luck to her in finding a Broon lookalike, their is only one of the fat cnut, thank God!
*Not to be confused with an Aussie comedy show of the same nane.
Spitting image had it
She should take a stroll round Pennywell or Muirhouse and look carefully in every skip.
Another violent Tory
All Conservatives are the same…….thugs
Tory peer Lord Tebbit could face prosecution over claims that he kicked a person wearing a dragon costume during Chinese New Year celebrations.
The 78-year-old also grabbed a drum as he tried to stop noisy celebrations outside his home in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk, last month.
Police confirmed today they received a complaint about his behaviour.
At the time, Lord Tebbit told Martin Day that he heard a “dreadful noise” outside his home and was not aware that New Year celebrations were taking place.
He told the paper that he put his hands on a drum in an attempt to stop the noise.
“I got my knuckles rapped for my pains,” he said.
“I then got jostled by a dragon. I have never been jostled by a dragon before.
“I gave it a shove, then got on my way.”
I remember that on “the bubble” from at least 3 weeks ago.
I’ve also heard the GB story before. its as if it were august.
Silly me. I thought chasing the dragon was an established teambuilding activity for Glasgow Council leaders.
Pales into insignificance compared to the kicking that Nulab have given this country – same old labour don’t understand money or national interest
Well done Norm. F*cking dragons shouldn’t be allowed to wander round the streets.
meow, meow, meow, meow meow, meow, meow, meow
Wasn’t Tory thugs who ejected Walter Wolfgang from the Labour conference was it? You mug.
labour stopped me
Well I think you are a perfectly alright chap, unlike that pair of slippery fuckers who run UNITE and who pretend that they and their organisation are not fasciststs ha ha!!
Well he was a SAGA terrorist shouting at honest Jack Warts.
What a twat Tebbit is, as if he wouldn’t be expecting thousands of Chinese people banging drums outside of his bedroom window in the middle of the night in February, celebrating new year in deepest rural Suffolk
Cor blimey, sounds like we need more diversity officers on the beat. Fucking English!
Boom boom
Gordo, yo da man
how about SuBo – shewould be a good match
We can say that there is no truth in rumours that we are about to start making our own labour party political broadcasts.
We have been making them for years.
The hunt is also on for lookalikes of Peter Mandelson and Alasdair Darling as part of the same project.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/8574995.stm
We’ve already got the job mate
Alasdair = Gaelic form of Alastair…
No Guido
It’s not a TV company
It’s my film company
I told you I am going to shoot a horror movie about the Mad Man
is there method to this madness ?
A spot of this could do the job.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/february/22/newsid_4245000/4245877.stm
I’ve got a dustbin of well rotted horse shit. Put a suit on it and it probably won’t be possible to tell the difference.
Good one lad
If you used that it would at least cause some growth.
**applause**
Steve Expat don’t rim AC1 it will only encourage him.
Thankyou.
Piss off Tat. You’ve got your own blog now.
no he doesn’t
tut tut AC1 you’re falling for his propaganda now
Haven’t you been to TaT’s new blog yet?
Oh, no, ofcourse you haven’t, you’ve been banned because you’re a twat.
He couldn’t even setup his own blog? What a loser!
Maybe his social workers wouldn’t let him.
Tat had a ‘funny turn’ this morning and he’s still trying to recover.
You can’t be banned from a blog unless you have visited it thick as thieves and since yours doesn’t exist that makes you double the nutter.
If you had actually had a blog you would be on here advertising it day and night trying to find someone to look at your nutter nonsense.
Only the creme de la creme of political bloggers are welcome to his blog, you are the scum of the scum so you don’t get an invite and are therefore banned in advance.
Simples.
shit indeed
Leave it to me
RT @henrymacrory: benefits of Unite membership is discounted airport parking <- join – useful for MPs using the Ashcroft jet
about 22 hours ago via Echofon
Full marks to the Scottish BBC for putting up a monglike photo of Gordon.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/8574995.stm
Surely a dog turd will be a suitable stand-in for Gormless?
Can’t see what the problem is. SuBo is Gordon’s spitting image and like Gordon she is stark raving bonkers.
I’ve heard of one university psychology dept that is using clips of Gordo to illustrate aspects of sociopathy.
I know of one company that uses Brown as an example of how not to manage people in their training sessions – and then some of his policies to show how things can get *ucked up by poor management. Previously they had used the
‘Herald of Free Enterprise ‘ incident. That’s modernisation for you.
Eh up lads ,Something to laff at
To ensure diversity and equal opportunities for ethnic minorities in society we have found a black double;
That really is Brown isn’t it. Bit of boot polish doesn’t fool me.
O/T….
Right then..what’s the betting on the BA strike being magically called off by 5.00pm tonight?
Following that announcement,how long will it take for the Mong to claim the credit for brokering the deal?
Following that,will the additional million pound ‘donation’ from UNITE to Browns’ re-election fund be open and transparent?
Hey Whelan we hadda the deal
O/T But really same story.Derek ‘Militant Tendency’ Hatton the man who bankrupted Liverpool has appeared TWICE this week on Andrew Neil programmes.Liverpool became a basket case when this man and his ‘brothers’ had finished theri reign of terror in the 1980s.Neil even referred to him as ‘Degsy’,I nearly puked.This lunatic Hatton was banging on about Mrs T and comparing Willie Walsh to her.Neil (not known for his incisive interviewing skills/analysis did not pick him up at all about the fact that BA staff at Heathrow are paid double the salary/benefits as other airlines.The BBC (and Neil)really are scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one. I suppose they think that by repeating the line that EVERYTHING in the world is Mrs T’s fault, people will vote for Nu-Liebor and the saviour of the World, Brown. Why should you pay the BBC so that they can give appearance money to scumbags like Hatton?
Jeff Randall was interviewing Digby Jones on Wednesday night and their take on the BA/Unite row was absolutely brilliant. Digby Jones was saying that BA is the flagholder for the UK and that this will damage the UK big time,also that the Teamsters in the US should be taken on by Walsh in the US courts as what they are planning is secondary picketing.Also that other airlines around world would be thrilled to get BAs slots at Heathrow if the airline failed.Still,Jeff Randall is far superior to Neil in every way. Digby Jones had appeared on Neil’s Daily Politics on Tuesday and Neil got nothing out of him as his interviewing skills are now so poor. He should be on the variety/entertainment section not serious politics shows. He’d do well as the ringmaster in a circus.
Should it be so then that would mean Brown was prepared to let the national airline lose £27m, and possibly more, and for thousands to be greatly inconvenienced just to stroke his ego. I think he has form here……
v to the o to the t to the e to the l to the a to the b to the o to the u to the r.
alright don,t bother rappers
Guido,
This is the second best Brown impression – Rory Bremner on the subject of Gordon Brown’s madness…………..:
thats jim davidson …nick, nick
Fuck off TaT before you have another ‘funny turn’ and go on a spamming frenzy.
Wrong again retard.
Oh dear you just can’t seem to get it right.
thanks for proving it was you tat
only you could possibly be THAT stupid
Wrong again retard.
You really are busting your balls today and still you can’t get it right.
You loser.
Remember when Bremner was funny?
No.
Its my production company that is looking for a double for Gordon so we can have him star as davros in the latest episode of Doctor Who I am writing.
In this episode I also get to star in it as a huge tic like creature that resides
on the moon surface.I am leader of the giant tic army and the hero manages to fight off wave after wave of attacks by the tic army.Think Zulu but set on the moon.
Check the credits out at the end because not only will I be mentioned as writer but also as the lead villain.
It says in big letters at the bottom
“Martin Day-Waving Lunar Tic
I thank You!!!!
that gave me a laugh.thanks Martin you nutter
keep off the meow meow nutter
Didn’t realise Stephen Pound played Davros
Now I have got your attention I would like to tell you about my new new project that I have undertaken to help the Labour party get elected for the fourth term.
John P and Dougie A have decided that they need to work together in achieving our aim.
They employed me to think up an overarching theme to the campaign of doubling our number of confirmed labour/unite voters every week and to pay homage to
John Ps hard work on the internet.
Using my latest fidelity graphics chip I have come up with a campaign slogan that sums up our aspiration of being the democratic party of choice among the people of Britain.
I will be launching my project this afternoon by flying a banner over London saying “British people-go fourth and multiply”.
What do you think guys.Come on give me your honest opinion.
Bit too long.
How about
‘Fuck off’
Just listening to the young squaddie on Sky who has won a medal for Bravery, so moddest too. Gordon Brown is not fit to lick his boots.
How many ex forces are Labour MP’s?
how they don’t lose it with this lot i will never ever know – it says a lot about our troops (and their famalies) the way they have been conducting themselves. look at all these muppets striking because they want more pay for their cushy jobs and look at how the troops are treated.
hello nell
Maybe someone is planning a Blue-movie that involves fiscal stimulation?
Richard Timney will be quantitatively easing himself over it when 5 bellies goes out to bingo.
Due to rampant inflation it’s 6 bellies soon to be 7 bellies.
A Gordon Brown double? Who could possibly want more than one?
I need to be more presidential… oh oh no I don’t.
thick as thieves and Cameron ‘could work together in hung parliament’
Unbelievable
are you ethnicity acceptable
Our negotiations with the RMT union have hit the buffers
Ours crashed and burned last week
Our have sunk to new depths
We must admit we can see a bit of light
we dropped a clanger
So did we. I blame it on the soup dragon.
we are about to start
We’re gonna give them 1 final shot
the woodley/walsh talks never took off after all
We’re expect a big fall-out today
They’ve offered to negotiate but we think it’s a Red Herring
Wait for an hour then three come at once.
They’e all just milking it now
We wiped the floor with them
We’ve got our backs against the wall
Our hands are tied I’m afraid
We’ve just been hauled over the coals
Our workers are taking the piss
We’re fucking coining it in
Our talks have turned a corner
We’ve been left high and dry
We’re waiting for them to put something on the table
We’re locked in talks behind closed doors
SPAM ALERT!
Fuck. Taxes are going up: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8575866.stm
I must admit we can see a bit of light
not with 6 broken down trains you can,t
were still trying to focus on the main issues
Give it a few weeks and they can have the real thing – at minimal cost
ANy Prime Mentalist double would be scared to leave their own house, surely?
I’m not booking anywhere for Easter. I’m just going to pack 2 planks and 3 nails and hike around. Maybe somebody will put me up for the weekend.
Any (_:_)rsehole will do what . . . . .
Why don’t they just use a bucket of sh!t?
Minus the bucket.
We can’t accept that for our members
Is this Menephrone drug a gay drug? does it loosen up your arsehole like poppers or something?
You would know TaT.
Wrong again.
There’s the hat-trick.
Well done spaz!
Yep. You found Tat all right.
Hows the blog Tat ?
Wrong again.
Cor, you really are on a roll today you dimwit.
s a u s a g e s
yawn.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I’m free
Tories still lead by 8% points
Harris poll for The Metro Mar 16 Mar 9
CONSERVATIVES 36% 37%
LABOUR 28% 29%
LIB DEMS 18% 18%
LAB to CON swing from 2005 5.5% 5.5%
so so different from liebours’ kellner poll
with others taking more of the poll this time.
so liebour and tories down 1 each
Four weeks before the 2008 London mayoral elections, a YouGov poll placed Boris Johnson 13 points ahead of the incumbent Ken Livingstone. Livingstone’s campaign team branded the poll “fundamentally flawed”, arguing that it failed to take account of London’s larger ethnic minority population compared to the rest of the country, and saying that it would complain to the Market Research Council of Great Britain.Ipsos MORI and ICM polls put the candidates neck-and-neck. A subsequent poll was derided by Livingstone as “a transparent attempt by the Evening Standard/YouGov to give Boris Johnson a more credible lead”. However, Livingstone never made the official complaint that had been announced to the media, and in the event, YouGov’s final poll showing Johnson in the lead by six percentage points was the only accurate prediction.
now the rail workers are striking.
welcome to brown’s britain – unions calling the shots and sod all happening.
rail strike? air strike?
Ashcroft’s fault.
we’re next.oh shite we don’t exist anymore
Rail strike now on bbjabba
Sack the c*nts.
Oi.
Just how bent is this? Criminal fraud?
“Union behind BA strike receives £18m from taxpayers in ‘money-laundering’ deal with Labour”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7473683/Union-behind-BA-strike-receives-18m-from-taxpayers-in-money-laundering-deal-with-Labour.html
Yes but what is spineless Dave going to do about it and the BBC if he gets in power?
Nothing probably cause he is a damp squid.
Tories backed the wrong horse.
SquiB
You should stop taking the methadrone as it’s clearly affecting your brain.
Or are you just a fucking twat?
I’ve said this before, and I’m sure I’ll keep saying it, but why isn’t this being plastered everywhere – why aren’t there cabinet members being hauled over the coals about this?
because it’s about a 12 year old training fund for business
Breaking – RMT to strike over Easter – Sky News
Bastards. Sack the lot of them and bring in people prepared to work for a living. If any still exist in Brown’s Britain.
meanwhile a load of troops are obtaining gallantry medals today – the brave and the best.
where is brown – has he pitched up as pm to see them or does he only visit the troops when it suits him?
and still a bunch of jumped up workers, fired up by the unions want to strike – they need more cash and they don’t feel safe.
well, i am sure they are being paid more than most of the troops and it is a damn site safer here than basra.
for every ba worker who strikes today and loses their travelling pass they should award it to a squaddie who can probably only dream of a holiday.
Hear, hear!
Squaddies being killed every day in the ‘Stan are paid half what the average BA trolly dolly or rail mainatainance worker is getting.
And they think they have the right to bring this country to a standstill? They have no right to kiss the boots of the brave men honoured today and yesterday.
The only positive is that there is no public support for the strikers, and the upcoming election will only serve to give the incumbent government more of a kicking as a result.
Double hear hear
Until May then we will ignore them.
Good old Labour governments, always brought down by trade unions and a crippled economy!
I wonder about this 90% support for the BA strike that Unite keep banging on about.
Surely to God, the average BA employee knows that the business is in trouble and that striking could finally push it over the edge? Then – those who can find jobs – will end up working for another airline for half as much anyway.
I really don’t believe that 90% of BA cabin staff are that stupid. I think they are being duped.
“A TV company looking for a Gordon Brown double”…
Just ahead of the live televised debates… Hmmm, that does smell a little fishy.
Fishy?
No that’s not Gordon, that’s Sarah.
Sniff Sniff
Yes I can confirm the smell is coming from between Mrs Browns legs.
The “real” Brown will no doubt be kept safely locked away in the attic whilst the more affable,charismatic and people friendly “Double” fights the election on his behalf
So the Unions want to cripple Britain.
1st BA and now the railways. It’s time for a Conservative government to sort the fuckers out. I can’t imagine cuddly Dave talking tough though.
Lost
Dave Cameron. Has anyone seen him?
If you find him tell him to get his act together.
Union behind BA strike receives £18m from taxpayers in ‘money-laundering’ deal with Labour
Dead right. Where’s this being picked up in the MSM though?
Unite, and the two unions that formed it, received the public money under two little-known funds to improve management and training for its members.
It has been the biggest beneficiary of one of the schemes, the Union Modernisation Fund, and received a sixth of all the money given out under the Union Learning Fund.
The figures have led to fresh claims that Britain’s biggest union has taken over the Labour Party after donating almost £30million over the past decade and employing a key adviser to Gordon Brown as its political director.
It comes ahead of a planned three-day walkout by Unite members of BA’s cabin crew this weekend, which is set to cause travel chaos for thousands of passengers.
We are waiting
Not surprised that they’re having trouble finding someone.
Seriously, if you were a convincing lookalike for Brown and didn’t have the benefit of highly trained and armed close protection officers looking after you, surely you’d have been lynched long ago by now.
gordon needs it
Left to Right : McTwat, Malik, Miliband, Hain
whelan,simpson,woodley,dromey
So are they asking for a stunt double ?
A c*nt double.
A c*nt bubble.
A spunk bubble.
Your CV fits the bill perfectly CP.
Why don’t you apply?
s a u s a g e s
yawn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I’m crowing now
We are really looking for 2 doubles, one for charlie whelan, and one for tony woodley or derek simpson, so we can interview after the next election. As liebour leaders of course.
For that show
will the real liebour leader step forward………
I am announcing today that I will be getting my old mate Derek Draper to star in an action series about a grandfather and grandson chef crime fighting team.
I had already cast the the young cook but was unable to find someone to play the older cook.
My mind was made up when I had it on good authority from a french friend of mine that Derek was an old cook or as pierre said “ee is a cuck old”.
Liebours modernisation fund being put to good union usage.
Strikes, Striikes, Strikes and even more Strikes!
Don’t believe the Tory lies about David Cameron’s Conservatives being the party of low taxation
Tories plan new carbon tax to boost clean energy
Tories are a bunch of shysters
we believe any lies from the tories, its liebours lies we dont belivie.
or is it a lie that he lied about the defence budget?
it just gets so complex these day with liebour that we just come to the conclusion that when a socialist opens its mouth, we know its lying.
All credibility lost
No no dahling .I have told you before Damian that you have to include Tory,Ashcroft or baby eaters in every post.
If you cant get this simple thing correct Damian I will have to withdraw my offer for you to star in my new film.
I thought you were perfect for the starring role in the film but unless you up your game on here I will have to give your leading role in “the pederast priest of Perthshire” to someone else.
You have been warned luv.
s a u s a g e s
yawn you really are boring poster.
[...] a bit of light relief after yesterday’s Ashcroft-heavy coverage. (Meanwhile check out this Guido link for a rapping Gordon Brown…’I’m the rhyme [...]
How many Unite members and how much Unite funding does the BBC get?
Brown probably having a lie in today as he was busy meeting floella benjamin (amongst others) at a womens reception at no 10 last nigh.
“The BBC are liars, they have no truth in their soul. They are liars”
Wasn’t it great to see Derek Hatton on THIS WEEK show last night
Just when Liebour thought that all that stuff of a party within a party had gone away.
Incidentally, on QT last night, Raving Starkey said that Gordon was a card carrying member of Unite, is this true too?
Not only is Brown a member of UNITE but he also gets thousands of pounds in ‘donations’ from them.
Mag the shag Beckitt is as well – she said so last night.
Yes, pretty difficult for the likes of Beckett and Brown to condemn Unite.
The best Brown has managed is to say “this isn’t the right time for a strike”.
Tell us Gordon, when is the right time for a union to drive a business out of existence?
Wheel in Lord Ashcroft to solve the industrial disputes I say
no, we should use the money from the union modernisation fund,that will clearly help prevent strikes.
woof S T R I K E S woof
I didn’t know transvestite companies existed.
Cor …. it’s just like the 70s.
Most workers wouldn’t work for the money our soldiers are on in the middle east. They lose their lives too for our country.
It’s a pity we don’t really have that many people in this country who want to work.
8.5m people inactive, 20% of the working population.
In addition there are people in work, mostly in the public sector who are strike happy, even though their productivity leaves a lot to be desired. Most of them are totally non productive jobs.
LOOK OUT! He’s on another spamming frenzy
TaT never spammed.
Oh dear you really are a thicko aren’t you.
Gibbered the spaz face.
said the spastic.
The BBC’s blatant pro-Labour bias is coming under attack at last:
“A SUN investigation has unearthed an alarming BBC bias against the Tories in the run up to the Election.
Covert smears on David Cameron’s Conservatives are being made right across the state-owned network – sparking hundreds of viewers’ complaints.
News coverage, chat shows and even kids’ TV are guilty. We found:
BBC News gave disproportionate coverage to the row over Tory donor Lord Ashcroft’s tax status;
LABOUR panellists were given more time to speak on flagship political show Question Time;
A POLL on The One Show ignored issues with Gordon Brown to ask only, Is David Cameron too much of a toff to be PM?
THE Tory leader was stitched up when footage of him adjusting his hair was sneakily fed to all broadcasters……………”
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2898713/Sun-unearths-alarming-smears-against-Tories-by-state-owned-BBC.html#ixzz0icoyU75l
It’s time those anti-English scum at the BBC were cut down to size.
too right cobber
Even Basil Brush is in on it!
Mind you I can understand why he doesn’t want a Tory government
He’s a sly one that Basil Brush
I personally would like to see the army be brought back to kick the rioters heads in.
there’s a riot?
This is a bit of background info on the character.
Gordons had the appearance of blue, ethereal serpents. Each Gordon was composed of several of these serpentine forms. Though they were incapable of speech (making only hissing noises), they had some telepathic powers, specifically mind control.
Gordons had the ability to petrify creatures within a matter of hours. In order to do so, the serpents needed to leave the host and make contact with the target. They could be reflected by a mirror, causing them to return to the host and turning it to stone.
Gordons were a species of parasites, inhabiting the bodies of creatures like Humans. While in the host, they greatly increased its tax rate, letting one Human host pay tax @ 50% for over 200 years. This was much less than the Gordon’s natural lifespan of thousands of years, which meant they had to frequently switch hosts.
nutcase
Is that you T.a.T.
I havnt had your contract back yet re your leading role in Jabba the Hutt -the Temple Years.
Get back to me ASAP.
complete nutter
One Gordon Fucking Brown is one too many.
However, if the TV company want a mock McTwat for target practice, I’m their man…
Can’t this person be Gordon’s body double?
http://www.susiej.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/nigella.jpg
Did Polly really just call Ashcroft and Hague liars on the DP??
This could get interesting….
Oh dear oh dear, wasn’t Harmen told the other week on the Marr show that if She said something like this on air She would could be sued?
Polly Toynbee – BBC Daily politics
The whole point is Ascroft lied, he lied, he lied to the comittee, and then William Hague lied.
You’re on to something here aren’t you Steve? I mean this is quite big.
Anyones one wants to see it its about 27 minutes in.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/the_daily_politics
Not to worry license fee payers will pick up the tab ;-0
Gordon Brown has Unite’s full support
http://www.unitetheunion.com/news__events/2009_archived_press_releases/gordon_brown_has_unites_full.aspx
Postal strike anyone?
IMF anyone?
Kevin Maguire has been posting on http://www.politicalbetting.com under the pseudonym ‘BenM.
It hasn’t taken long to out the moronic mackem.
Record number of British soldiers honoured for bravery in Afghanistan
A record number of British troops have been honoured for their bravery in Afghanistan, including eight who were recognised posthumously, the highest number since the Second World War.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/defence/7478793/Record-number-of-British-soldiers-honoured-for-bravery-in-Afghanistan.html
Words are never enough, we will always owe you so much.
Let’s all make sure we continue to take care of these guys, like they do the States, even after they leave the services.
God keep you all safe and bless you all.
Remember Mandelscum saying to Milli-Mossad
“We must work together to save Tony’s legacy”
So now we have it
“Tony’s legact” was
1) a massive fraud on the British People
2) Financial bankrupctcy of the country
3) Unions taking over the Labour Party and wreckinh what is left og the economy
Can anyone seriously say that Blair Borwn a
Can anyone say that Blair Brown and MAndelson are anything but proven frauds ,,
~26% of the voters apparently.
http://www.britishairways.com/travel/strike-ballot/public/en_gb?refevent=HOME_URGENT_CENTRE
I prefer the Mika parody – “Do i attract you, do I repulse you
With my queasy smile
Am I too scary, are you too wary
Do I fill you with bile
I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome
’cause i’m a little bit shy
Why don’t you like me
Why don’t you like me without making me try
I tried to go on the telly, hee
but my looks were too bad, aah
now I act like Machiavelli, emm
I’m essentially mad, mad, mad, mad, mad!”
Video here – http://notasheepmaybeagoat.blogspot.com/2009/10/im-essentially-mad-mad-mad-mad-mad.html
Dave- next weeks PMQ’s
1. Would the PM like to clarify his admission to the House last week concerning MOD expenditure. i.e. it was not not 1 or 2 yrs, it was 4
2. Would the PM confirm he is a member of the Unite union.