Yes Wee Can
In this video wee Dougie Alexander shows why he won’t be a leadership contender after the election. His less than inspiring back-room boy style briefing from Labour HQ is somewhat reminiscent of Eric Pickles’s efforts, yet it has all the joy and excitement of a game of bowls. Labour are spinning all they want that “people win elections – not posters” but it’s a poor effort at hiding the fact the party have no money. Did the Labour Party claim they didn’t need posters in 1997 when the money was rolling in?
What Labour are doing well at though is the virtual-phone-banking. It’s a move right out of the Obama play-book and with the full weight of the Unite machine organising behind them, it seems that Labour are outdoing their Tory counterparts in making sure their wavering core wake up. People in marginals are already complaining of the near constant bombardment. Still many weeks to go and it will only get worse.
UPDATE : You must read this fantastic piece by Dizzy about Wee Dougie: Labour Unveils its Radical New Strategy.
They can call all they like – no-one will believe anything they say.
We’ve got the bucket of cold piss waiting by the door ready…….
They wont be comming to my house. ASHOK is dead.
Saved me the job really.
Douglas Alexander is a twat.
Not just a common or garden twat but an all-encompassing world-swallowing thundercun’t of a twat.
A streak of piss looking for a leg to run down.
“A streak of piss looking for a leg to run down.”
Poetry
Unlike his turd-like sister, then.
I fear you under-state the case 2:47
O/T Slightly – Did anyone else wonder why Jim Knight Labour MP acted shiftily on The Politics Show when Brillo asked him if he would agree with Cameron and ask the BA strikers to go to work?
http://whogoeshome.co.uk/?p=529
over the past 12 years, who has actually profited from Labour?
The poor. Fair enough, you got your minimum wage. What has actually happened is that anybody who is so unskilled that their labour is not worth £5.80 an hour is unemployable. Resulting in millions sitting at home on their arses. They’ll never work again and they know it. To keep them placated, you’ve introduced a massive hike in benefits making it impossible for them to find work and profit from it. They don’t care either way. Using Danegeld, you’ve bought their vote.
Immigrants. An open door policy has allowed every Dick, Tomascz and Mirek to arrive here and take up the jobs you are paying UK citizens NOT to do. Germany were smart enough to block EU new members from seeking work in Germany. You weren’t. So millions sit on the dole, whilst Poles and Latvians work the fields and send the money home. Not counting the million illegals who are currently thoroughly enjoying themselves on out stayed visas.
Minorities. From Lesbians to radical Islamists, you’ve paved the streets with gold for them. You draconian laws and bizarre equality rules means they can shout as loudly as they want, incite violence, demand quotas, funding and “special” allowances that no one else can touch and we sit back and watch them abuse their new rights with a gusto.
The Feckless. Yup. Families ruined, lawless streets, downs syndrome kids with O Levels, feral animals beating us to death, a powerless judicial and legal system, overflowing prisons. Have some tax credits, working family credit, whatever. Just vote Labour.
So there’s your vote. The five million you’ve made life fantastic for. 12 years and you’ve helped 5 million people to “improve” their lives. Non jobs in the State, the unemployable bribed with Stella and benefits to behave themselves (they aren’t) and you expect to win a fourth term?
What have you done for the other 20 million who are paying for the 5 million?
Nothing. Except treat them with utter contempt. You’ve legislated our rights away, you monitor our every move, licence our lives and tax us till we bleed. You regularly insult us, abuse us, search us, spy on us, prosecute us, deride us, laugh at us and then sneer at us.
You are about to be reminded that four out of five of us absolutely detest you for the last 12 years of your “power”. We don’t dislike you, or slightly disagree with you. WE HATE YOU. 80% of the electorate wants you GONE. We don’t care what you say anymore. We don’t care what you do anymore. We just want to be represented again.
So cuddle the poor, the unemployed, the feckless, the worthless, the unemployable and the immigrants, the weird and the wonderful, the “oppressed”, the Islamofacists, the “culturally different” all you fucking want. They’re going to be the only ones voting for you and try as you might, they still only represent one in five of the British Electorate. 20 million of us are going to put you on your bastard arses for treating us like something you walked in. And then we’re going to start undoing the damage you’ve wreaked on this country and it’s hard working, honest, decent citizens who didn’t deserve any of this.
You can stick your CCTV, Police State, wheelie bin Stasi, DNA, WMD, “Social Cohesion”, benefits for all, guilty until proved innocent, don’t do that it’s illegal now, can’t say that, ID cards for all, where are you going, what have you been saying/doing/reading, can’t photograph that, how very dare you, golliwog banning, we know where you live, we’re watching you Soviet Utopia up your arses. Sideways.
I have put down three bottles of very good Champagne to celebrate your demise on May 9th. I intend to party all night. 4 out of 5 people are invited.
What has happened to his sister since she was caught fiddling the cash ?
And don’t forget
SCOTTISH LABOUR = ORGANISED CRIME
Succinct as usual OH.
OH @ 3.48pm. Neat rant, mate. What about some of the extra one million public sector workers who have been taken off the unemployment register and placed into Jobsworths’ paper-shuffling roles in the Country ??
Liebour has enslaved and emasculated many of them so that they feel obliged to vote Liebour in case the Tories ask their bosses what on earth they’re doing during their 35 hours in a gummunt office ?
‘Ironing dress to wear to @sarahbrown10 house. Which will be her house for long time to come, obvs. #labourwin #ge10
http://twitter.com/SallyBercow
The speakers whore at it again
OH – a perfect summing up of the situation. Well said!
Well said Mr Holborn
Ah’ll have yoos know that Dougie is one shit hot banjo player wae twa perfect cross eyes like big Gordie an can hud his ane, or anybody elses’s, wae ony doup stabbin Lib dumb or RED FLAG tossers includin blue nose bathtubs ah’ll have yoos know ,an that by the way, so he can!
For a translation contact Councilor Purcell.
I DESPISE that little runt.
LORD OLD HOLBORN FOR PRIME MINISTER
Spot on OH.
A very inspiring and colourful desription, I have a vision of pre cum running down Wendys thighs!
Feckless Radical Islamist Downs Syndrome Lesbians!!!
You know what I’d do with the lot of em
gas em like badgers coz dat Hilter bloke hd the right idea
did I mention I’m not voting but want everyone else to do it for me?
And so is his fuck ugly minge of a sister.
OH, why so optimistic?
You must surly know things are far worse then you state. You seem to be implying that there is still hope that something may someday get better. Absolutely nothing will ever get better, or stay better for long, whoever wins, or by however much. Even if Cameron turns out to be the second coming, Labour or something even worse will be back in power to fuck it all up again anyhow. In fact we don’t have to wait that long because overt fascism has already taken over the governance of the whole of Europe, indeed much, if not also the entire world.
We are not just buggered beyond belief, we are permanently buggered into bloodied prolapse, way beyond our wildest imaginings.
Dont ask me what to do about it, because I have no idea. IMO putting this place notably back together again is infinitely more impossible then resurrecting the twin towers armed with no more then an artists sketch and a tube of stale Evo-Stick.
As if that were not bad enough, and please believe me it is far far worse. We don’t even commonly know who is responsible for our once great nations deliberate deconstruction. However you can be 100% assured that no single political party, or even large group of political parties could achieve such murderous chaos without a lot of help from the very highest of places over a very long period of time.
The enemy is WITHIN, as well as vastly powerful and largely anonymous. Which is the worst possible type of unbeatable force.
Please feel free to enjoy the bubbly dear boy. So long as you remember that by the next day all that will have been achieved is a bit of long belated fun, and one hell of a head-ache.
A Blotch’s suitor
like a UK version of The Colbert Report or Jeremy Clarkson after he has recieved a concussive head injury from one of his many car stunts
you simply couldn’t invent satire and parody this good
you have no idea how highly regarded this site is for those looking for a good laugh. it’s a shame so few know why we’re all laughing
We’ll all be cumming together. When I say the magic word.
Re. above post
“SCOTTISH LABOUR = ORGANISED CRIME”
I agree that Labour in Scotland are criminals, but they are neither particularly organised or particularly Scottish.
They are criminals pure and simple!, (not to mention corrupt, inept, sectarian, bigoted and nepotistic) .
The invincibly ignorant people who habitually and unthinkingly vote for the sorry crew of Brown, Darling. wee Dougie, Chemical Stevie Purcell, Skeletor Murphy, Elmer Fudd (aka Ian Grey) et. al. truly deserve all they get.
Well said Old Holborn, brilliant blog. I would like to share that drink with you.
Absolutely right OH. Ashcroft is a PATRIOT. A true PATRIOT and Cameron should be saying so.
In the meantime it has been wonderful weather in the non-country.
Frog v Britneys tomorrow.
ALLEZ LES BLEUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too right Nick – and I’ll be temporarily Oirish for 80 minutes too, just to see the Jocks get their comeuppance.
Got the whole day planned, four bottles of Chateauneuf and a buffet to graze on during the breaks.
I’ll be that pissed by 8 o-clock that I won’t even grumble about the English approach to rugby.
Re. above post
“SCOTTISH LABOUR = ORGANISED CRIME”
I agree that Labour in Scotland are criminals, but they are neither particularly organised or particularly Scottish.
Quite so. More like naughty children with their hands permanently stuck in the sweety jar.
However in some cases, I know not how many, things can get far worse then a few crooked property, or drugs deals.
“SCOTTISH LABOUR = IN BED WITH ORGANISED CRIME”
Therefore not at all different from the rest of the worlds governments.
However in some cases, I know not how many, things can get far worse then a few crooked property, or drugs deals.
It seems according to much evidence I have seen, that the Scottish variety seems to often also be in bed with under-aged mentally subnormal children. We can only hope that they do not also share this extremely nasty immorally criminal sexual perversion with any elected to the HofC.
Oh of course I forgot, silly me, that is also run by Scottish Socialists.
Organised crime is ORGANISED. Politicians are as a whole simply a bunch of self apparently useless, over promoted, and highly incompetent idiots
We may or may not have noticed that committing a crime in conspiracy with someone else is ultimately almost impossible to get away with. One or the other always blabs.
Therefore large well established organised crime is by definition only possible when it works in conspiracy with government and/or the very highest levels of a state or nations law enforcement agencies.
In fact large well established morally and financially corrupting crime is not just allied to the establishment, it is a PART OF THE ESTABLISHMENT or more accurately IS THE ESTABLISHMENT.
@SallyBercow Ironing dress to wear to @sarahbrown10 house.Which will be her house for long time to come, obvs.<you'll both be moving soon
Is’nt Lord Paul seeing her off, or perhaps both of them. Then on the other hand, perhaps it is a way to get funds for Liebour.
FFS !! What vacuous, sycophantic piffle !!!
I bet Harridan Harpoison won’t be best impressed when she learns that Sally Bigcow is doing the ironing and hasn’t delegated it to Mister PipSqueaker.
Ooooops let the staffie out sorrry !
GGRRRRRRRRR MUNCH SCRUNCH ,
AAAAAAGH AAAAAAAGH ,
GRRRRRRR MUNCH SCRUNNNCH !
AAAAAGH ! AAAAAAGH !Aeeeeiiiiiiiiiii !
OOOPS !
LET THE “STAFFIE OUT”. OH DEAR ME !
GRRRRRRRR MUUUUNCH SCRUNCCHCHCHCH !
AAAAAGH ! AAAAARGH ! AAAAAAIE ! AAAAAAGH !
Turd of Mouth ???? Ooooooh !!!
You can tell I’ve hand a hand in this !!!!
If it was Word of Foul Mouth, I could have helped.
If it had been Tvrd of Mouth, I would have been there too.
me too!!
Aye .Talking of drugs is there any news of powder pervert purcell.Wee gordon had “high” hopes for him sadly.
Life goes on…..we will do all that we can
wee Gordon, the ruin, better not come within 500 miles of my ‘sofa’.
Questions are being raised to his actual safety and not just his present location!
Last seen in the company of Jimmy Hoffa
… (snarl) (rip) (shred) (p-too!) SKKRRRAAARRRRKK!!!
I never paid much attention to them anyway, lies, bluster and bullshit all the same from any party.
Vote me into a job so I can fuck you over!!!
Yeah Right!
Give your money to the people of Haiti, these scrounging bastards have already had their food allowance on us!!
As interesting as Nick Robinscum blogging for the seventh time about Ashcroft. Go on, Guido followers write to him and the BBC about their bias. The licence fee is an imposed tax after all.
uaf uaf
Shoot The Dog.
can’t really bring myself to dislike Dougie A. There is some real fully paid up ordure in Labour and he aint one of ‘em .
He seems somewhat too decent to be a manifestation of the reeking sewer that is the Scottish Labour party
hm, while I’m in this mood I’d smile at a vagrant or help an old lady across the road ——-
Have you seen/heard his sister?
@236: “Scottish Labour party”- ’nuff said.
Tar them all with the same brush , fair or not, the filth that drives their clannish criminal machine has spilled over the border, into Westminster and infested the country.
Scottish Farmed Poverty, their principal export, has kept Mcsnot’s gang in power way beyond its sell by date.
Incarceration would now be too kind.
Word of mouth, good one. Only problem is the Labour mouth has a forked tongue.
Bit like the Tory party really.
Eh! I even hate him when I am stoned on the wacky stuff! You really need to cancel that labour Party membership stuff dude! It is clearly making you emotionally dysfunctional!
“The BBC are liars,they have no truth in their soul. They are liars”
There is a gem of a post by Old Holborn @ 3:48 pm above (run out of reply levels).
You’ll laugh your cock off – but like all great comedy, it’s 100% true.
Bravo!
Holborn for PM, another great post from someone like me who cares and knows
we are on the slippery slope to oblivion with this fucking labour goverment.
Tar them all with the same brush , fair or not, the filth that drives their clannish criminal machine has spilled over the border, into Westminster and infested the country.
Totally agree-they areutterly utterly orrible people!
it’s great comedy all right
even funnier is that it’s being taken seriously
OH seems to have indulged in some self-censorship, but still a good resume of the present situation.
Some light relief may be provided for sufferers by Hugo Rifkind’s musings on Gordo’s approaching introduction to reality.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/hugo_rifkind/article7067725.ece
I do wonder why OH will not be celebrating until May 9; why not start on May 7 if Gordo plucks up courage to call the election.
The adjusted results, with added postal voting deliciousness, will not be available until May 9th – this is to allow YouGov to adjust the figures in accord with their impressively accurate polling.
But not even Brown will be able to gainsay the utter annihilation that the British people will inflict on his discredited, defunct and desperate gang of deranged dimwits.
As a beer Tory (that’s like an inverted Champagne Socialist), I shall be cracking the Chimay and delighting in pork scratchings when we finally rid ourselves of these Fabian traitors.
I always believe wot oi am tolded.
Speshly where it concerns ‘t b’lovd Leeda
innit.
Got a pie mate? . . pasty . . . chips . . ?
See me on’t telly wiv that bird wiv big tits . . ?
PHWOORRRRRARRR!!!!
Oi’m a tit man meself.
Need some salt on these . . .
Blair’s fight to keep his oil cash secret: Former PM’s deals are revealed as his earnings since 2007 reach £20million
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259030/Blairs-fight-oil-cash-secret-Former-PMs-deals-revealed-earnings-2007-reach-20million.html#ixzz0iZvOXAm3
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Fuck me – the twat’s earning more than Jonathan Toss?
Whatever he’s earning, it can’t be down to his wit or intelligence – we know he has neither. It must be a lot of quid pro quo for his behaviour while PM, all at the expense of our security, our freedom and our standing in the world.
And £273,000 to keep the bastard safe for a few hours lying through his teeth at Chilcot? 657 officer shifts? It wouldn’t be so bad if I thought for a second that he was paying the tax on his unjustifiable earnings, but given that most of his money passes through off the shelf companies with no requirements to publish accounts, I would guess that he pays less than half that amount in tax every year.
At least Jonathan Toss is just an offensive fop, and not a lying, murdering war criminal.
Guido, I fear you have become too engrossed in the mechanics of electioneering and lost sight of the big picture. I think the Tories are onto a winner here. Think about it:
Which group of people, aside from child molesters and politicians, is the most reviled in Britain today? Whose parents would rather tell their freinds that junior stars in Mexican necro-badger pron rather than reveal his true occupation?
Cold calling sales drones of course.
Let Labour blow their Unite millions pissing off potential supporters by constantly disturbing them. Then, about a week before the election, all the Tories have to do is blanket those same areas with posters saying:
We haven’t spent the last six weeks phoning you every time you settled down to eat supper/have a bath/give the missus a portion but we do think your vote is important. Please vote on Thursday. Love ‘n’ hugs, Dave and the team.
Call me unconventional, but I think that would be a very profitable way to spend Ashcroft’s millions.
btw Has anyone checked to see if Labour’s call centre people are obeying the various anti-cold calling regulations? It would be most amusing to find the call centre staff have been calling people registered as not wanting their suppers/baths/sex lives interrupted.
Fuck off out of my country you swivel eyed twat!
I so, so, so want a socialist to knock on my fucking door.
We don’t get socialists in deepest Berkshire, which is nice.
Beat THAT for political insight.
Oh you do, CP.
They are called Bankers.
They are very socialist when they want bailing out…
Not seen any political canvassers round here. Mind you the last one is still locked up in the shed from the 2005 campaign
…and the Government were stupid enough to go along with it for their own reasons.
Do you think Southern Rock would have been bailed out?
Would that be Lloyds or HBOS?
Quite.
HBOS and RBS got bailed ‘cos the’re Scottish and Gordo the Incompetant Twat didn’t want to give the SNP any freebie ammo. They also have call centres in Newcastle, now there’s an oddity.
National Westminster are from where?
National Westminster are from where?
Part of RBS Group – Headquatered in Edinburgh, home of Mr Darling’s marginal seat
And the reason that they were available for takeover was …… .
The reason that a small Scottish bank was able to takeover NatWest was because the small Scottish banks got protection from being taken over by the large English banks during Maggie’s rule. Otherwise the small Scottish banks would have been English. Ergo this mess is Maggie’s fault (not)
and when the bankers are getting tax breaks and “light regulation” from NuLabour frauds…
so that they can also fraud the UK taxpayers by massive irresponsible lending on which they get their bonuses paid
before billions of their toxic assets have to be picked up by the taxpayer……
Some personal Socialism here.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/HSBC-Banker-Bhindi-Dhanji-Found-Hanged-After-Fleeing-Court-Before-Sentencing-For-120000-Theft/Article/201003315576136?f=rss
They are not socialist, they are corporatist! FFS!
We do not have a socialist or capitalist system in this country, we are getting an increasingly corporatist system with Government farming out services to private cronies (but still using the tax-payer to fund them) and taking controlling interests in banks, they are privatising profits and socialising losses. This is a very slow merger between state and corporation.
This system of government can also accurately be described as fascist!
Spot on; and worse,
there will be no change whoever gets into No10!
Correct Mr. Ned!
“The first stage of Fascism should more correctly be called Corporatism, because it is the merger of State and Corporate power.” Benito Mussolini.
Mussolini also declared himself a Progressive and Fascism as the “third way”, meaning neither Capitalism or Marxism, something a certain T. Bliar, ZaNuLabia and call me Dave subscribe to also.
The system is perfect for enslaving people, all profits are private, meaning they can be kept by Corporations who the government, govern`s on behalf of and get a “cut” from via tax.
All loses are public however and that is where the plebs step in and have to pay for them and government largesse with ever higher taxes, hence Bruin and the Banksters enthusiasm for bail outs.
Got it yet thick dolt`s at the back of the class?
It`s called F A S C I S M.
Quite right António de Oliveira Salazar ran the same scam in Portugal from 1932 until his corporatist regime got the military boot in 1974. They are still trying to rebuild their economy 36 years later.
Will that be McLiebour’s legacy too?
Oh you do, CP.
They are called Bankers.
They are very socialist when they want bailing out…
No, not just when they need bailing out. The Banksters are the inventors, promoters and financiers of socialism. Which was always ultimately planned top lead inevitably to overt fascism. It took them a few generations to cross the I’s and dot the T’s, but it now seems inevitable that they will one day have there long planned work published on the forearms of every single citizen, and sooner then many would have once guessed.
Get it yet?
Here in Durham our Labour MP doesn’t bother to do any canvassing – the arrogant bastard just takes a landslide for granted.
However I have been starving and beating my dog whilst showing him pictures of Kevan Jones, on the off chance that does show up
My jack russell is ready willing and able.
Our constituency is marginal (Con or Lib Dem) but we have never appeared on the radar of any national party organisation. Instead we have a nice middle-aged white Tory lady and a nice middle-aged white Lib Dem lady courteously putting themselves forward with absolutely no knocking copy, nor any whiff of an expense scandal. It’s charming but those nasty podgy human/snapping-turtle hybrids in the national spin departments would disapprove, I fear.
Rumour has it that there is a Labour candidate but he put up as a dare after one too many lagers. He is hoping to beat the Monster Raving Loony into fourth place, after UKIP.
Don’t do it – your dog doesn’t deserve AIDS.
Yeah, and the public will really be giving much of a shit WHO the Politician thief is stinking up their neighbourhoods. They are all going to get the treatment.
OH, you’ll want to take down your “No implied access” sign then. Unless you think there is a socialist who can (a) read, (b) understand English, (c) is not busy at the public teat some place else.
People hate cold calls. I am going to take great joy in saying “For disturbing me I am now going to Vote Conservative”"Now fuck off”
And people must really hate being repeatedly being called.
It worked for Obama because Bush was hated, and change was very much wanted.
Gorgon is on the wrong side of that equation.
I hope that OH is right about Labour being twatted come May 5th. I still have the fear that the average man on the street is a bit of a mong, and together with the Muslims, Unemployed, Chavs’, and Public Sector Guardianistas’ will put the Maximum Hoon over the top.
I had one the other day – a spotty faced twenty something. My wife said ‘you’d better speak to him’ and led him to the sitting room where I was watching a debate live from HOC (not PMQs). I lied to him that I had always voted Labour but that I was very disappointed in Brown. He said ‘but can we count on your vote?’ I agreed if he would send a car for me and he answered that he’d do his best to arrange it.
I’m doing my bit by sabotaging their transport. If you just holla at them and give them some home truths (tempting I know) they just strike you off the list as a lost vote and do not contact you any more. Come May 6th I’m gonna waste their time.
That would work except they have a new scam. Nowadays, instead of sending a car, they send someone round to “help” you fill in your postal voting form.
who are you voting for then oh, are are you just not going to bother seeing as you hate the bn’p
he has a funny was of showing it by channelling a sub Nick Griffin rant
Tell you what, F Niks (really witty name, by the way) – the issues OH has with the world according to Gord are the same that most British people between 40 and 80 have.
We were brought up in a world without multiculturalism, where to be British was not something for which the state-subsidised malcontents would condemn you, where the state did not try to control your every action, where thousands upon thousands of council employees did not have carte blanche to spy upon you or to demand that you identify yourself to them, where you did not have to provide proof of identity in order to access services that you had paid for, where the diktats of the incompetent and the downright stupid held no sway.
If you think that our attitudes are wrong, then tell us why, and argue against our prejudices – simply parroting the name of an idiot that most of us despise cuts no ice.
The British will be free, and if it takes the blood of a few of your kind to achieve that, then it’s a price well worth paying.
“Back room boy style…..”
Are you trying to say he’s a homnast?
Wendy but without the dress
I’d like to reply to Mr. Alexander’s appeal to the audience to offer reasons why we need another Labour Government.
First, the sooner we have another Labour Government, the sooner other countries will come rushing to our aid when the economy collpases entirely.
Second, the sooner we have another Labour Government, the sooner we will find other countries responding to our call for independent election monitors after a series of rigged elections.
Third, the sooner we have another Labour Government, the sooner Guido will be getting Emily to stand for PM. I have to say I’d love to serve under her.
Are you shagging him by any chance?
Agree that the phonebank and doorstop campaigns have been great and I think the reason Labour have pulled back in the polls.
The Tories and Lib Dems need to do something if they want to oust this lot!
If I callhed 1,000 members from my union database and 800 say they would vote Labour then my poll tells me that Labour has an 80% MAJORITY.
No wonder Gordon isnt worried. He fucking thinks he’s getting a landslide.
We trust that he is – the kind that buries him.
With enough postal votes from Somali immigrants, I assure you he will get the landslide.
and the fraudulent and undemocratic parliamentary “boundaries”
“organised” by smearing thieving Nulabour…
And dont forget charlie, he wants to help too… http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7066433.ece
Britain is not America.Can you imagine the response to the telephone going in the middle of “Corrie” and a voice saying this Gordon Brown can I rely on your support at the forthcoming election……………..? At the very least he’d be lucky to get away with just having the phone slammed down.
I also understand that Gordon will be popping in for cups of tea with the electorate during the campaign to discuss “issues of the moment”(so long as they are staunch Labour Supporters of course he doesn’t dare try it on with non-Labour Supporters unlike Cameron)
How do I invite the Hunt to my house
offer him some funding
We’re just about to pave over a new terrace… can help with corpse disposal.
Confused: offer him funding & he will offer you a life Peerage.
Here’s Kerry McCarthy MP looking after the needs of her constituents in Bristol East.
By campaigning for Obama in Miami.
http://kerry-mccarthy.blogspot.com/2008/11/november-4th-2008-in-overtown-miami.html
Miami is the new Mogadishu.
She published some photos on her site and then said:
“If you want copies, drop me an email with your address.”
A commenter (CarnackiUK) said…
LOL! Kerry’s knowledge of the internet is as profound as her understanding of any other issue – especially those affecting the UK electorate.
Quite amusing, I thought…
Isn’t she the ‘Internet Czar’?
Hucking Fell!
coloured kiddies!!
no wonder you blew your stack old fatbonkers
He’s perfectly welcome to come here for a nice cup of tea and a “slice”. I’d sharpen the knives especially for him.
What’s a Labour MP?
About £350 nowadays.
gufaw!!
I believe it’s a species of tax-avoider. Like the current Chancellor.
A union-sponsored thug…almost to the last man…
A Purcellian Glaswegian thug with a finger in the council’s coldroom.
Wee Dougie is a chump.
All I can see is another F*cking socialist Jock telling me what to do. We are surrounded by them, it’s like a really bad nightmare.
Dave’s lot will be just as Hectoring, hopefully a little less corrupt?
…and a lot less Scottish! (I hope)
Cameron is a Scottish surname.
So’s Remittance but I’m as English as Nelson.
I dont believe the Lregional abour ra-ra teams are brave enuff to go door knocking.
I reckon there will be a massive increase in prosections for law abiding little folk who take it upon themselves to beat the shit out of the TWAT Labour door knockers.
I would like to see them egg;d in the street, with the best pubic egging ‘s posted on youtube as a warning for the lying, taxing, thieving fuckers to stay out of our lives.
Egging the bastards, now you are talking sense!
Awe! I have been starving me rottweiler for weeks! He has already wrecked two TV sets at the site of Broonie and Mandy together! I do hope that Ripper will enjoy a red rosette or two before the election!
Looking forward to a f.u.c.k.i.n.g liebour shit bag knocking at my door…………….
I just better make sure my children are upstairs in their bedrooms with the music up loud………..
Use a silencer !
If only I lived in Texas……… I could invite them into my house shoot them and get off with it claiming they were trespassing……………….
In Texas your allowed to shoot them thriugh the front door.
Whars ma shootun irn !
KABOOOOM !
GB to be in disguise and holding a copy of the watch tower.
Five more years of Gordon? Yes please!!
We agree. as long as it’s served in Broadmoor or Rampton
We Dougie is a lightweight cockjockey.
He is useless and we have dirt on him. He will never replace out Gordon.
Onwards and upwards Commrades. Once we win the election we can purge the party of this New Labour scum and return back to our roots.
Wasn’t be part of Gordon Brown”s Smearing Gang led by MacBride ?
One of those scum…
*Ring*
“I’m a Jehovas Witness”
“Thank fuck for that! If you were a Politician I was going to throw this bucket of shit on you, set the dog on you and then throw bleach in your face until you fucked off. You can come in.”
That was Crash telling you another porky!
I look forward to seeing a Labour canvasser(I live in a Labour Marginal)because I’ve never seen anybody canvassing for Labour in the last three elections not to say the countless local elections over the past 20 years and nothing seems to have changed much recently either whereas the Conservatives are constantly canvassing support both in national and local elections.
Open question:
What sort of a majority constitutes a ‘marginal seat’?
The reason I ask is that my Liebour MP has a majority of just under 5,500 from a 35K turnout in 2005
I’ve never seen anyone of any colour out campaigning locally apart from LibDem in the recent MEP elections – and then they went overboard with so many pamphlets it was ridiculous.
I’m really, really hoping I get a knock on the door from a bright-eyed innocently hopeful Liebour canvasser in the next few weeks.
Really hoping.
It will all come down to swing. The vote share in 2005 will be the key point and I do not think 5500 majority represents a a safe seat but it is certainly not one of the so called key marginals either.
Looking at the betting sites I can see they count 50:50 for a 8000 labour majority. And thats a constituency that’s always gone the same way as the general election.
268: I rekon 5,500 is likely to be “important marginal” – if not key. Conservatives would have to take pretty much all marginals with less than a 5000 majority to gain 100 seats.
http://ukpollingreport.co.uk/guide/conservative-target-seats
This for me sums up 13 years of NL.
The self serving bast*rds have returned us to the years of Charles Dickens.
The shocking practice of burying children in mass graves led to a fox stealing the body of a baby, an Evening Standard investigation has found.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23816547-tragedy-of-child-snatched-from-mass-burial-site-as-fox-digs-up-baby-in-paupers-grave.do
That is just fucking obscene.
Surely that cannot be right! Why on earth do we let this government get away with so much.
Fox, my arse!
It was more likely to have been stolen by one of London’s many WitchDoctors to make Muti.
You just don’t know how true that is!
so now we will have man eating foxes,good reason to make hunting em legal again
I think he was suggesting that we should be hunting witch doctors?
Stunned silence!
Bowls can have a lot of joy and excitement. Don’t knock it.
Did someone mention bowels and excrement ?
The Donny and Marie of British Politics are on their way out.
I read somewhere that in the USA, while it is true that the candidate who spends most on advertising usually wins, this is because the winning candidate attracts the most campaign funds. Everybody loves a winner and wants a returnable favour for when the guy is elected. Once everybody has become aware that Sam Toadthrush is running for governor, however, further advertising has no effect on the voters.
Everyone loves a winner but it is also true that people get pissed off with overt and agrressive advertising.
The polls are the biggest electoral adverts going right now, and they are indicating a hung parliament.
Too much political advertising in the campaign will merely reinforce that position.
Please do try to keep up Sir Waad, you are lagging behind.
Are you crippled?
You just have to see this to believe it!!!!.
A Car shunted sideways by Lorry down the motorway and the Lorry had no idea it was there. By the way the person was inside the car but was thankfully unhurt
http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/18032010/36/lorry-pushes-car-a1-0.html
Truck driven by some Unite pillock, no doubt. They’re all dangerous bastards.
That would be a cabinet minister then.
BBC Radio 4 News – 1 pm – 15 minutes on Ashcroft
BBC Radio 5 News – 3 pm – ZILCH ZERO NIX NOUGHT
It’s either NEWS or it ain’t
Who is HEAD of the TORY BBC REBUTTAL OFFICE – Michael Gove?
The World at One – Ashcroft was lead item, featuring Brenda Dean, a former union leader, elevated to the House of Loons by none other than NuLiebour of course.
That even the BBC could possibly regard this as the most important item of WORLD news (the clue is in the title of the programme) is just further proof that they are stuck in full NuLiebour cheerleader mode.
Blatantly obvious bias !!
So
Who is HEAD of the TORY BBC REBUTTAL OFFICE ??
A good question that needs to be addressed by the T’s
It really is that important – the Tories need to ensure that the BBC behaves itself – with a big threat if it does not and a promise to be lenient if it behaves – the UK could save a lot on over £3 billions – and the Nation not appear to lose very much at all !
We are dealing with a very desperate Labour party with very close links to the BBC – make it accountable!
Get it Honest – Keep it Honest
Go to it DC – do it now!
Under the Tories we can’t go on like this!
Sorry but I think the BBC is incapable of reforming itself.It may pay lip service for the first twelve months of a Tory government but will then return to be the broadcasting arm of Labour.We do not need this “Ministry of Truth” in a digital age.Break it up and privatise it.
The BBC makes a fair amount of money selling DVDs’ and syndicating their shows abroad.
The best deal I would offer is to match that figure in public funding, therefore giving them an incentive to make money and be more efficient.
Really, they don’t deserve a penny, but there is some good talent underneath all the sludge.
Not to mention, the nosedise in the quality of their output, despite being given more and more money.
Maybe give Channel 4 a bigger slice of the cake, as they seem able to knock out some good TV without all the ‘Auntie’ baggage of the Beeb.
I was waiting for the subject of Lord Ashcroft on The Daily Politics today. Andrew Neil has been banging on about Lord A for weeks now. I was waiting when lo and behold Lord A was mentioned by some dopey vicar WHEN THEY WEREN’T EVEN DISCUSSING LORD A AT ALL.Wonder how much money Neil bunged him? Perhaps it was £200 basic performance fee and £500 for mentioning Lord A.
The dopey vicar has been taking lessons from Mrs Manhater-Harperson then, if her recent performance at PMQs is any guide.
“What’s the time please Mrs Harperson?”
“It’s Lord Ashcroft o’clock!”
And on Today.
The day after Brown was shown to have lied to Chilcott, Parliament, the media and the defence services (in addition, twisting the truth and placing the blame on their own officers). All the while, Unite which funds 25% of the Labour Party plots with mafia unions abroad to bring down our national airline.
If this is not treason, what is?
Brenda Dean formerly ‘General Secretary of Sogat 82 a print union.
Sogat 82 merged with another union to become part of Amicus….
which is part of Unite.
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/
Another of the Ermine Vermin
Abolish the House of Lords…
This year…
From Guido’s blog, 13th Dec 2005:
“Baroness Dean of Thornton-le-Fylde (the former trade union leader Brenda Dean) received ₤57,944 in overnight subsistence payments between 2001 -05 after claiming her main home was a waterfront pad in Falmouth while the £900,000 Islington town house she shares with her husband, former CBI press chief, Keith McDowall, was merely their second home. “
I do hope she isn’t too shocked by someone paying taxes where they are earned, given her obvious geographical vagueness…
“The BBC are liars,they have no truth in their soul. They are liars”,,
lair blah whine blah liars blah whine moan lies blah blah colostomy blah blah liars
++SPAM AND REPEAT UNTIL BRAIN FALLS OUT++
Don’t leave it to other people.
The solution is in your hands.
Cancel your direct debit and stop paying the licence fee.
I have, and so have thousands upon thousands of others.
Alastair Campbell cannot come to the phone right now as he is cuffed to my radiator. Please try again later.
What about the two bar electric fire !
How is Alastair BTW ?
Still crying ??
No be nice to him…
You do know he is prone to nervous breakdowns…?
If you have lost a loved one to an illegal or underfunded war. Please contact the lying scrooge otherwise known as the Labour Party
Managed to watch 20 seconds of that shit and switched off.
It looks like the RMT union will be closing down the railways over the Easter period too.
RMT don’t they keep that fat trougher Prescott in pies, oh no sorry, that’s us the taxpayer.
Most likely they’d be virtually shut down on account of engineering works anyway.
The difference being that there will be no replacement busses if there’s a strike on…
“”Still many weeks to go and it will only get worse.”"
I thought it could only get better…
….oops in D:Ream-land again..sorry.
Did ya see the smoke and mirrors on the borrowing figures for Jan/Feb, traditionally HM rakes in the cash and has NO borrowing need.
Doogie will need to be more convincing.
And yes Word of Mouth, we know who you are, you’ll be dealt with cometh the changes.
BBC still portraying this as good news – what the fuck, that we only got the sums wrong by £4,900 a second instead of £5,000 is somehow a good thing.
WHERE IS ALL THE FUCKING MONEY???
Can somebody enlighten me, What’s “virtual phone banking?”
Thought not.
Mr Streamfisher.
When I was a lad any phrase that ended in banking or banker was well understood to mean the obvious.
They say that assumption is the mother of all F*ck ups but I assume that ‘Virtual phone banking’ describes a practice involving rattling the cuff links.
http://www.geogheganforcongress.com/?p=652
There you go virtual phone banking – american style and soon to be adopted by the labour party.
For once gordon will be right, this irritating, if not downright annoying form of political canvassing really did start in America!!
It being annoying, it will add to the Conservative vote nicely. If I get one of these autocalls I’m going to sort out Weed Dougie’s private number and stick it on autodial set to every 40 minutes.
download and use it free for 15 days,then reinstall it for 15 more.
http://www.nch.com.au/ivm/outbound.html
it’s rather like man made global warming and carbon capture
carbon capture?!!! Now that sounds like a real militwit expression!!!
Here’s what prospective Labour voters are voting for:
http://eotp.wordpress.com/category/new-labour/
What position does Alexander have in the government ?
Are we the taxpayers paying for his propaganda ?
And can you get a copy of the filth that Unite are no doubt putting out please…
The Unite slogan on the telephone…
“If you want to get your holiday cancelled, VOTE UNITE/LABOUR
“If you want to lose your job and help destroy Britain”
Vote UNITE/LABOUR…
etc
I know we had him…
(2009) New Labour M.P. Douglas Alexander -LEECH ON THE TAXPAYER: http://eotp.wordpress.com/2009/05/10/2009-new-labour-m-p-douglas-alexander-leech-on-the-taxpayer/
“People in marginals are already complaining of the near constant bombardment.”
- Meanwhile, us in the other seats get totally ignored because nobody gives a cr@p about us, DO THEY MICHAEL HOWARD!?!
What about Lord Ashcroft ???
If the Tories carry on like this I shall be voting Labour in the General Election
The Tories boycotted the probe, calling it a ‘kangaroo court’. In a breakdown of cross-party cooperation, three Tory committee members walked out.
There were two empty chairs where William Hague and Lord Ashcroft would have been sitting. They were accused of being ‘unparliamentary’ by refusing to appear
Yawn.
jgm2 – think again !
UNITE ‘s involvement with Labour is a bigger danger to the UK than Ashcroft ever could be
An interesting attempt.
Its possible- just possible that Mr jgm2 might get pissed off with the tories if they were promising all sorts of financial silliness and bullshit.
Ashcroft may well be a bit of a liability for the time being, (solid Tory bloggers have said so) and he could do what he does from the background, with far less embarrassment – although quite how it would feel to be the shadow of someone who has no shadow.
Anyway, no-one really gives a shit about Ashcroft.
PS: please don’t put me anywhere I can’t breathe.
Not jgm2.
I thought Mr Alexander was very reasonable, just like watching paint dry – all the wet patches gradually disappeared until only a plain expanse of fresh wall was left.
Show off
They’ll need to watch the 70 or 80 or 90% of £25,000 plus 5p per voter. Implied costs per Political Parties and Elections Act 2009
I see that the thug whelan has been on the tv defending all the tiny donations his millions of working class members make to the labour party, portraying UNITE /labour as david fighting the tory Goliath!!
He should take note of the interesting poll that was published by Populus almost exactly a year ago of those same UNITE union members.
They were asked ‘which of the three party leaders would make the best PM after the next election?’
Response of UNITE members? brown 27% – cameron 37% and clegg 8%.
I wonder how those same people would vote now after yet another of constant gordon crises and lies??
Nell
The Unite Soviet does not agree with your figures
They have been supressed on orders from the one eyed liar Gordon Cash-Brown…
Why doesn’t some clever newspaper (more likely a bloog) conduct a poll of UNITE members asking “are you aware that you actively contribute financially to the Labour party?”
I suspect the response could be quite telling – or indeed, chilling for the liebour tw*ts. I happen to know that my wife “contributes” through the RCN – she’s a nurse, but actually did not have the option not too. Yes, I know, breaks the rules….etc but that’s the fact of it.
I believe there are many others who are completely oblivious to the fact that they are financially supporting Liebour.
Last night he was “offended” at being called Labour’s Ashcroft. I am surprised Ashcroft hasn’t sued over being compared to Whelan. I would
Breaks the law surely?
People must know that, surely?
If they don’t, and are not in La-la-labour land, I imagine a sudden drop in membership.
foot and mouth campaign , nah won,t work get yer ladders and posters ready.
The Dirty Rat and thick as thieves involved in the Guido Fawkes blog, run by Martin Day, will meet with Dawn Butler MP, Minister for Young Citizens and Youth Engagement today (Thursday, 18th March) at the House of Commons to discuss issues important to bloggers
BA cabin crew are on strike to protect hard won terms and conditions that they have fought for over a long period of time. It is the obligation of passengers to continue to pay for these terms and conditions and is exploitation to look at other airlines as an alternative as their terms and conditions are unfair and do not provide staff with a dignified, living wage.
Fuck off and get back to work.
A tea and a coke, yes thats all. ta.
I will buy all the BA planes cheap later.
Don’t bother they’re shit planes, buy new ones as no-one else will be buying them either.
Unite4Labour last week had its most successful week as thousands of calls were made by Unite members to fellow members throughout the country.
‘Talk Thursday’ is a key part of our campaigning efforts in the marginal seats we are supporting. We are asking for your help to call our members in these seats every Thursday until the General Election. We are on target – thanks to you – to make the tens of thousands of calls we need to in order to help elect a Labour Government.
The polls continue to show that the Tory poll is dwindling and they have a fragile lead as voters continue to take a long hard look at them. Clearly the Tories are so rattled they are turning their attention to our successful campaign with Unite members through Unite4Labour to try to deflect from their obvious shortcomings over the Ashcroft millions and Cameron’s weakness in dealing with it.
So Labour voters are all phoning each other up and saying Vote Labour.
Doesn’t sound like a recipe for success to me.
Bog-eyed Scotch rat-bastard talking filthy Scotch shite.
But vote ‘Nu Liebore Foundation Trust’ anyway so they can reap what they have sown. Then, when the nation is completely fucked, and people have to eat their pets to survive, we can have a revolution and wipe the left-Nazi bastards out and launch a nuclear attack on Scotchland.
Going forward, it’s the right thing to do for hard-working families.
very clever and very informed, you twat.
Ha Ha we already got all your Nukes thanks to Comrade Broonie! Weel keep the Red Flag flying here!
mad as a box of frogs
Hello voter…
This is Unite calling…
Do you know who Ashley Cole is shagging ?
You dont’ ??
I can tell you….
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
G.. G.. G.. Gordon
Gordon who?
M….M…M…Mr Speaker, it’s G…G…G…Gordon Br….Br….Br…..
Fuck Off!
Unite has elected representatives working on behalf of members on a local, national and international level. At a European Union level, Unite MEPs are at the forefront of ensuring greater rights and protection for members in the UK. Many of the pivotal pieces of employment and social legislation that have made a direct difference to the lives of union members have been introduced at a European level – this is why the work Unite MEPs do is so important.
I, in my sentimental, old-fashioned way, thought that MPs, and by extension, MEPs represented all their constituents. Silly me.
I heard on the news that gordon is not going to go out and canvass for the election , he is going to attend small teaparties held in labour supporters houses and address small numbers of invited guests.
The truth is likely that gordon is too afraid to go out and meet the real public for fear of being challenged over the number of sodiers who are dying because he has failure to kit them out properly to fight the war or challenged by economically competent people about how he has managed to run up a £trillion in de++bt.
So labour is going to win the election with virtual phone banking and gordon’s tea parties! hmmm.
“……………..he is going to attend small teaparties ” ……… More a case of “The Mad Hatters Tea Party ?”
A “Brown Hatter’s Tea Party” would be even more apt if Lord Mangledbum and Nick Brown were to be invited.
Bruin the Tupperware lady.
Will he be following the white lines up north to Willie Haughey’s house?
Sounds like he isn’t completely out of touch then. (para 1+2)
Taxed
Enough
Already
parties?
Time to stock up on cyanide then. One lump or 2 Mr Brown?
He’d better do what medieval rulers did and take a food taster with him. I’ve got at least 5 common poisons growing in the garden.
Remind me never to marry a girl called Susie!
That’s what is known as thinking ahead!
WOMEN OF THE WORLD UNITE
Under the Great Gorgon.
Well, him and Tony Woodley.
Well, and Derek Simpson, but that’s only three men.
Well, and Charlie Whelan.
WOMEN OF THE WORLD UNITE
Under only four men.
Oh and my husband, but that’s still only four.
One’s all for equality . . . . don’t cha know were to find me.
Get me tea on slaag!
why do all the femal labour mp’s look like beavers?
They dont shave!
Women only shortlists!
What is wrong with bowls? Obviously never played it as it is anything but boring
The Seal
Yea, Wee Dougie is a Piss Pot.
I,m looking for Mandy. Has he been on here today, I think he has I just caught a whiff of Paco Rabanne.
what a waste of custard ,the attacker should get 6 months especially if it was tinned ambrosia, …..on sponge dogs trollox
This afternoon Ken Clarke and Lord Mandy went toe to toe at the British Chambers conference.
Great knock about stuff.
At the end Clarke was asked to give a minute on why business should vote Tory, then Mandy the same for Labour. Clarke got huge applause, Mandy got silence, mind you he did try to tell the audience that Labour had cut Red Tape.
Mandelson was awful. Completely out of his depth. Old Clarkie wiped the floor with him.
I get the distinct impression that Mandelson has lost whatever touch he once had. He’s just a tired, bitchy, pantomime-parody of himself these days.
“Inner Party member shown up?”, Room 101 for this footage.
“The BBC are liars, they have no truth in their souls. They are liars”,.
Memory Hole, you ill-read twat.
A raddled, shadow of his former reptilian sheen.
Just visited Guardians account of the Clarke,Mandy clash. Parallel left wing universe.
I was sitting down for my dinner when the wife came up and threw soup all over me!
I said “fucking hell what did you do that for!”
she said “you wait thats just for starters!”
?
It’s a resurrection of an old trolling tactic, CP – identity theft. I suspect either TaT or the ‘Martin Day’ troll. Look up the thread and there are several other feeble imitations of regulars.
Note that a “Martin Day” is on the same track as a probably fake jgm2.
And I haven’t had any daphnia for hours.
Guido should put a one-way hash of the poster’s IP address next to their post.
That way – we can tell that posts come from the same place, but nobodies privacy is invaded.
Don’t be stupid – I use my IP address for my bank password.
Huh?
One way hash = you can’t reverse the operation to work out what the IP address was…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptographic_hash_function
I’d change your bank password if I were you. You’ve just told the world!
Just put your PIN number.
” the reason we fight elections is not to change governments” sounds like a good old fashioned communist line to me..
Please God – just let one of them ring me . . . I have some choice worlds I’d like to share with the bastards.
Get them in and film them (with or without their knowledge), ask them all sorts of questions;
Do you believe British people should have priority in jobs and housing?
Will you cut down immigration?
Do you believe the English race exists?
Did you vote for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan?
Why did you claim expenses?
What do you think about the NHS and it’s funding problems etc. etc.
Any question you find relevant
The best advice I can give is to go onto; http://www.theyworkforyou.com/
Find out there voting records and what expenses they have claimed, forewarned is forearmed and then blast them with both cylinders.
The best result as well is if you make them promise your or the local area something in exchange for your vote.
Then slap it on YouTube so they are hung by their own words forever more.
I would never lie to the public, I am a straight kind of guy….
Question 3:
Yes, the grand national at aintree.
Also if they ring you via the virtual phone bank, record it and ask the same questions or wind them up so they get pissed off and start ranting down the phone then slap the recording on youtube.
The power is in your hands, make these bastards squirm and hang them by their own petard.
or ask them all the questions McMental has been avoiding at PMQ’s – this week by asking if thety will support people who want to work crossing the picket line.
then tell them they are a pile of crap – you will be voting tory, the tories will thankfully win and play them out at full pelt with D:ream – things can only get better.
I’m a Libertarian so my advice applies to all politicians, If they can lie to one voter and member of the public then nothing stops them later on from lying to the whole of the public. These liars need to be weeded out by their own mealy mouthed words and lies and the world needs to see it so these cancers are never allowed to hold an honest office or power over the people or society.
And if you are registered with the Telephone Preference Service demand the name of the caller in preparation for a complaint to OFCOM – but only after you have vented your spleen with some good, old-fashioned, plain-speaking Anglo Saxon of course.
Hang them by a petard ??
Better to hoist them old sport.
I’ve still got the ‘ump.
Let the world see what backing stabbing shits politicians really are.
Wee Dougie looks like he is going to cry at any moment, for good reason too, a generation in opposition beckons…
Mandy told him that it was over!
My wife invited her boss over for dinner.
He was a right flash twat, and kept bragging about how rich he was, and making snide comments about our flat being small.
I said, “Yeah we’ve only 2 bedrooms here, but we’ve got a fuck off place in Spain.”
He said, “What? Your wife showed me a picture, it’s a tiny little bungalow.”
I said, “I’ve got Tourettes, Hunt.”
Straw for Leader
‘We’ll keep the White Flag flying here’
Laud Poorl for cash
Pravda Comrades, up the airlines!
We’ll do the British Airways what we did to the Luftwaffe
Did they have ack ack guns in Wormwood Scrubs?
“They are doomed….flocking doomed Capt. Mannering !!!!”
Unite(d) we postal vote
The words for the mouth:
No more boom, just bust
It takes courage to borrow an extra 3 billion every week
Unite Kingdom (but a very poor one)
Brown is Whelan spokesperson
The only time Guido links to the Daily Mirror is when they’re writing some old bollox slagging off the B-N-P.
What a wanker!
As Guido is fond of saying, collect your full refund on the way out.
Charles Flaccidwidger…
Remove your tongue from Guido’s back passage and fuck off, you sad, little creep.
Show us how high your dog can jump again…
I get the distinct impression that you are one of the growing multitude who refuses to celebrate the ‘multi-cultural enrichment’ bestowed on us by the comrades in the Labour government.
We don’t want “multi-cultural enrichment” in Britain. There is only one true culture and that is Islam. There is only one true law and that is Sharia. If you don’t like it piss off somewhere else.
Calm down dear!
calm down! calm down!
Nick Robinson on his bbc blog has come out spewing the latest Ashcroft Labour spin on this non-event, and the bbc radio 4 news was so lying it reminded me of Stalin and Goebbels. My comment will I am sure not be published on his blog, but your readers may be interested:
“Listened to BBC radio 4 news at 4pm. They stated that
1. according to a female baroness member of the peer selection committee Ashcroft should have paid full tax in UK, but it is not mentioned that she is Labour.
2 Hague admitted making ” a mistake” over Ashcroft – he did not use those words, just as Labour politicians never use them.
3. Government have borrowed a record £12 billion this last month but will still keep spending under the forecasted £170 billion.
The BBC have now reached a biased and lying reportage that both Stalin with Pravda, and Hitler / Goebbels with their system would be proud of.
Yet you continue to preach your Goebbels like speak misinformation on your blog to support a corrupt system.
I presume this comment will not be permitted, much as with some 80% of content you will receive.
So be it but the message that you need to be aware of is that both yourself and the bbc are tools in the hands of Unite and the Labour Party and this fact is now being known globally. Simply stating in a few months time you only obeyed orders will not be well received”.
The bbc have gone into overdrive with government bias and something needs to be done. Nicks Robinson’s blog is now saturated with comments awaiting approval and I am sure he will delete most of them and probably not even show they have been submitted.
It is war folks, just as it is in the good ol’ USA, except that they are putting up a better fight against Obama than the thinking public is against Brown.
The BBC are going all out for a Labour victory. They don’t even pretend to be even-handed any more.
In over 30 years of observing British politics I have never seen such bias shown to one party by the BBC. It really is appalling.
That’s the danger of having a state funded broadcaster. Scrap ‘em.
I think you will find they have been at it for at least 30 years.
The Major government was destroyed by the sleaze allegations, i seem to remember the beeb going on about just as much as Ashcroft now if not more.
Most of that was Max Clifford I think you will find,
Robinson managed TWO blogs today on Ashcroft. So blatant he should be hauled before a disciplinary hearing by the people who pay his wages – US!
Who is Lord Ashcroft?
Oh I like the Alexander Brothers. Nice Tunes
Ironing dress to wear to @sarahbrown10 house. Which will be her house for long time to come, obvs. #labourwin #ge10
http://twitter.com/SallyBercow
I see the speakers whore at it again
Farage needs to collect these and print them on his election leaflets.
Attention whore
A girl, pretty or not, who absolutely loves attention. Usually even loved by people, esp. boys, because she’s “hot”, “fun” and has a “wild personality” as she describes herself. Posts stupid twitter posts advertising herself how unique and lucky she is, and situations in her life.
Maritn Day has issued the following statement also calling on Mr Hague to quit or be sacked:
William Hague promised the Prime Minister that before Lord Ashcroft received his peerage he would pay “tens of millions” in British tax, but then never even checked whether the promise was kept. He has treated the taxpayer with total contempt.
“It is utterly unbelievable to say, as William Hague did this morning, that he was not aware of the tax implications of these negotiations that dragged on for four months when he was kept informed by his closest loyalist, the Chief Whip.
“Mr Hague is guilty of a cynical cover-up for a shabby decision which has cost British taxpayers more than £100 million.
“William Hague is not fit for any role in Government, let alone that of Foreign Secretary. Lord Ashcroft must now meet his £100 million tax bill.”
Oh do shut up you old queen.
ZZZzzzz!
Change the record comrade, you appear to be talking to the fucking wall just like your mental defective unelected leader.
On the DP today John Pienarr (Brillo agreed) made it quite clear that Ashcroft had done nothing wrong and has nothing to answer for..end of..
Not sure about “nothing wrong”.
non-doms should not be in either house, or in high positions within a political party. The two things SHOULD be incompatible by definition. OK, thats a loophole and not his fault.
He’s never been crystal clear about his actual status – either to the house of lords authorities or if you believe some people – the conservative party. His actions made Hague have to cover up for him and wiggle. I don’t think its news to anyone that a politician spins.
Its of remarkably little interest that he didn’t clarify the difference between residence and domicile to someone that didn’t ask. As they were on about on R4.
Do I have to get out the light sabre DAY???
I thought not now fuck off!
Whoop de doo.
The £30 000 Lord PAul volunteered to pay will make a big contribution won’t it?
Wee Dougie needs some fire in his belly.
Haggis with vindaloo sauce?
I was thinking more along the lines of a red hot poker up the arse.
Deep fried battered Mars bar in curry sauce?
Virtual-phone-banking? Didn’t that used to be called cold-calling?
I’m not generally in favour of banning things, but in that case I’d make an exception.
Within the European Union
The Data Privacy Directive 2002/58/EC forced the governments of its member states to issue laws until June 2007 that prohibit general cold calling. However, the directive allows both an opt-in or an opt-out model, i.e. requiring a national register for phone numbers which either do (opt-in) or do not (opt-out) welcome cold calls.
Britain uses the ‘opt out’ method.
Elsewhere in Europe, the ‘opt in’ is typical. The result being that cold calling has disappeared since 2007. Prohibitive fines for infringement helped.
According to Dale the Prime Mentalist is going to a conference on nuclear weapons with President Obama Beach.
I’m going to start building my fallout shelter now and stocking up on tins of food.
Rubbish and piffle!
Its very obvious to me that this child has been taken by a Nigerian witch Dr to be used for JuJu
No self respecting British fox would eat a black baby
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23816547-tragedy-of-child-snatched-from-mass-burial-site-as-fox-digs-up-baby-in-paupers-grave.
Rubbish and piffle!
Its very obvious to me that this child has been taken by a Nigerian witch Dr to be used for JuJu
No self respecting British fox would eat a black baby
I like the cut of your jib
Could be one of those pathologists from Bristol?
Tasteless, awful, sorry.
Keep getting a warning from that my anti virus has blocked an infection on this site or is it more labour dirty tricks
Looks fine – definitely nothing dodgy
Happened yet again to me today.
You want to keep people coming here this isn’t the way to do it.
Please fix this.
Give you PC a quick go with
http://www.malwarebytes.org/mbam.php
I`ve been getting that for a couple of days too. First time in more than a year of reading this blog. Haven`t had it on other sites either. Coincidence ? Doubt it.
had that also, switched to firefox and seemed ok but did make me wonder…
Add NoScript to Firefox (Tools/Add-ons). Deals with all the ads too.
Use Ad Block instead.
Me too – using AVG by any chance?
yes
free anti virus is shit,buy eset smart security.
Avast is free, and it aint shit.
It’s been reported on another thread here by a lot of different posters.
So it’s definitely a problem.
I’ve been having a scam “Computer Security” pop-up take over I E and replace the topic I was browsing.
It happens only on this site.
No malware found by the commercial A/V program on this PC, SpyBot S&D or Microsoft’s monthly Malicious Software Removal Tool.
The only cure I’ve found (so far) is to remove the Adobe Flash Player Active X Control – but then you can’t view the video clips.
It’s not wise to click the Compatability View icon at the top of IE8, either. (M$ helpfully located it smack next to the refresh button).
Somebody wake Guido up and get him to ask whoever fixed his laptop (if they ever did) to hoover the site.
Thank God for Persil
Drowning black babies and aking for a whiter britain
Cheers for the ad Guido
I’ve always said to DH that little Douglas is a waste of space. This is is worse than useless…he even makes Bob Ainsworth look dynamic!
Shhssh !
Here in the Labour Party we thought up a cracking wheeze to get more UNITE members out there canvassing for us in the run-up to the election. Charlie organised a little strike to give them a few days off. You see, we do joined-up thinking after all.
Unfortunately, we have since discovered that as many UNITE members backing Cameron to guide us through the downturn as there are backing Brown. Worse, a majority actually favour those horrid baby-eating Tories once Gordon’s glorious recession comes to an end.
So we’ll get UNITE to call off the strike, so long as BA make a token concession, say putting the previous offer back on the table. We wouldn’t want UNITE members using their days off canvassing for those beastly Conservatives, after all…
Brown is the colour of shit
The BBC will be playing the Labour Party’s political broadcasts on a loop 24/7 until the election. Remember we would rather let Palestinians die than sacrifice our impartiality.
“Sharia law is becoming entrenched in financial institutions as well. This is the direct result of the policies followed by Labour, Conservative and Lib-Dems who have encouraged Islamic immigration,” Mr Singh said.
“I know first-hand the results of Islamist colonisation. I saw what happened to my homeland when it was overrun by Islamists and I do not want that horror visited upon Britain.
“This is tied up very closely to the question of the identity of the British people. I am a Sikh and proud to be so, and I respect and support the right of British people to be proud of who they are, and their right to remain the majority population in their homeland.
“No one in India would want that subcontinent to become majority Chinese. The Indian people would reject that as colonisation, which it would be.
“The same goes for Britain,” Mr Singh said, adding that there was a huge difference between small-scale immigration and what is happening today in Britain.
The wise man who spoke those words was a Sikh, he recently became a member of the B*N*P.
Of course this is not viewed as news, no media covered this historic news about the new members of a so called racist party being welcomed into the party.
I hope the media choke on their lies and smears.
shhhhhh dont mention immigration
Sikhs have been fighting Islamic takeover in alliance with elements of the BNats in Southall for some years now.
The Sikhs know all about Islam.
The narrator has a really whiney nasal voice. Sorry, but life is too short to listen to this. Can you provide an edited version?
What goes through the minds of the BBC islamist appolgists when they see this brave woman, her tragic story and her bravery?
The BBC do not see this woman, this woman ceases to exist as far as the BBC are concerned.
The millions of women and female children consigned to a life of miserable slavery and servitude the BBC simply airbrushes their story out, the constant fawning and moral relatvism to an evil supremacist racist and sexist ideology, the BBCs corporate mind is an evil place filled with evil intentions.
The BBC supports child abusers/child slavery/women abuse and the trafficking of vulnerable human beings whose only crime is to be born a female.
The BBC covers its true face behind the veil of modernity.
Sikhs are damn fine people, looked after me when i lived in Slough.
There’s a Sikh building firm in East London, and their van says; “You’ve used the cowboys, now try the Indians”.
Not invent.
And yes, they are good people.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8567837.stm
More Enrichment
“A man has been found guilty of murdering a 16-year-old boy who was mauled by dogs before being stabbed in south London.
Chrisdian Johnson, 22, used his dog as a weapon on Oluwaseyi Ogunyemi before stabbing him in an attack in a park in Stockwell, the Old Bailey heard.
Oluwaseyi was brought down by one of the dogs as he tried to jump over a fence. He was then stabbed six times.”
One less soap dodger
Saves a fortune on pedigree chum for the other soap dodger
Can you get the whole debate Mr Fawkes? It was a classic slog. At one point Mandelbum said Clarke used his past as his political now. Clarke immediately retorted that Mandelbum had no suitable political past to live the now! Wonderful stuff!
AH (C)
http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1444291545&play=1
TONIGHT
QUESTION TIME & THIS WEEK
The opportunity to measure the BBC BIAS
Surely it will be 100% to do with the PM lying to Chilcot, Parliament, The Armed Forces & the Nation
Let’s bloody hope so!
Won’t even get metioned…
oops “n”
In a 10,000 majority Labour seat.
That could end up being marginal if Cameron ends up with a reasonable majority. From Memory Portillo’s majority was way more than 10k before 1997 – 16,000??
Interesting corner of England:
Wythenshawe & Sale East Labour 1/50 Conservatives 12/1
Altrincham & Sale West Conservatives 1/400 Labour 20/1
We are in for a treat tonight, good news for insomniacs
Margaret Beckett, Andrew Lansley, Charles Kennedy, Caroline Lucas and David Starkey
Not wishing to start a rumour but seem to recall Becket and Lansley on together recently.
Euuuugh….
BBC bias, will, as usual, be off the Richter scale.
Would that be Dimblebum’s Richter..??
you lot just don’t get it do you?
it’s far worse than just the BBC
when will the British public own up to it’s shameless anti-tory bias
it’s off the ‘poor me’ victim culture scale
Alexander is a fucking goon, just like his sister. These people are useless. What a fucking twat!
Be fair. They’re better than The Krankies.
Guido is turning a blind eye to the real corruption and abuse going like Hollie Greig.
Be a fucking man and cover it!
What is this about then?
Child abuse within the scottish establishment. Check it out on You Tube.
Love the lowercase s…
Google Hollie Greig scandal and scroll down to scotish law reporter
Another bullshit jock. What a Hunt!
I hate Gordon Brown. he is a fucking low down mange infested pus pissing twat who eats squaddie burgers with blood custard. I hate his Mother for giving him life. I hate his mother fucking father for fucking his mother and creating the monster that is the vile evil snake level swamp rat . And I hate you for calling on me to try to insult me into voting for the sponk accident.now go away before I do something you will regret
244 Why have you sugared the pill? Do you have a secret regard for him?
On my sofa? – I’ll get it filled with dynamite.
I’ll put you down as a dont know then?
We are so convinced that we’re the best at the job, we’re holding off the election till the very last minute. I havent finished syphoning tax money yet.
For fuck’s sake. BBCR4 18:00 news
1. Ashcroft
2. “Good” economic data
No mention of Brown being a fucking liar or BA about to go out on strike
For somebody who says they hate the BBC you seem to listen to it all the time.
Quite. Steve – pack it in at once, you’re just making yourself ill. I haven’t bothered with it for nearly 3 years now.
I was only listening to see if they had somehow changed their tune, or if their flagship news program was just parrotting the Party line into the evening, as it was in the morning.
Hopefully somewhat less Champagne at the BBC this election, than in 1997 – might leave a few bottles available for myself and a few friends…
Give up listening to it then! Get rid of all the Pravda outlets and stop paying the TV fuckin tax!
Another Scot who would do well to go home soon…
He’s never done anything well in his life.
Received Alan Beith’s ‘Nothumberland Voice’ yesterday. ‘Sir Alan Leads the Way!’ Delivered free across North Northumberland at no cost to the Taxpayer’. What a load of balls! He’ll be getting it back with some extra details about his and his wife’s shocking expenses details added.
Oh Dear ….. the English are now being Doougied …..
Welcome the real world of New Labour and the assumption that voters are too stupid to think for themselves.
By the way once we Scots have duffed in as many Labour MP’s as we can (and we will) including ridding the last Tory from Scotland will you do us the favour of putting Brown and his pals somewhere like Lundy, Bishop’s Rock just anywhere rather than giving us the lying dogs back or we will just have to shoot them and I do not agree with cruelty to dumb animals.
Gordon Brown sucks boabies.
Its true 40 NuLab Jock MPs heading south to swing the election for McMad. England votes Tory, England gets more of the filthy pestilence NULAB.
I’m much more comfortable around women. They’re more enjoyable to bully and shove out of chairs.
BBC completely obsessed by the Ashcroft story. There must be Newlabour insiders lobbying like mad to keep the story boiling! Hiding the BA Unite Strike, the withdrawal of funds from higher education and all the other incompetences that newlabour are mired in.
Same with the Graundia – nothing else to write about – Labour is truly fooked to booggery
Nurse !
And Brown LIEDto Chilcott FFS………
Nothing new. He’s been lying since he was at Uni. Ask his student digs landlord about his bouncing rent cheque.
Leave Gorgon alone!
“Leave him alone you’re lucky he even performed for you bastards.”
He is a human person er I’ll get back to you ok?
I cannot forgive Labour for teaching me how to hate
I absolutely agree with your comment. I’ll have to start an anger management course soon for the sake of my health. If that Mr brown comes anywhere near my home I’m sorry I won’t be responsible for my actions!
Well, you can’t throw a shoe at him…..
Why not? One with a stiletto.
Ah – you don’t wear them, but carry them just in case…..
Now that is very deep. I know, I think, what you are getting at. It’s an odd feeling, but I have feelings about Gorgon and his crew that I haven’t written before. It is very deep, and I’m somehow overwhelmed on here in a way I didn’t during either Wilson or Callaghan.
It’s just the shear nastyness of them…
“It’s just the shear nastyness of them…” Yes but its beyond nasty – its calculated with an agenda – and they actually seem to enjoy this activity for its own sake!
Combined with the length of time they’ve managed to get away with it, and the sinking feeling you get when you realise how long it’s going to take to repair the damage.
>Combined with the length of time they’ve managed to get away with it,
Thanks MSM and especially AlJaBeebya.
Excellent insight that. You have put into words something I had not been able to put my finger on.
Sad, isn’t it?
How many people have never really become engaged in politics until the last couple of years, until this complete cunt (for desparate want of a better word) completed the absolute ruination of this once-great country?
God only knows what else will be uncovered in the coming months, as the wrapping on the lies and deceit starts to unravel…
I believe that once the NuLab shower are out of office and have no control over the media and the flow of information then things will unravel spectacularly.
The incoming Govt should review all D notices (should be interesting) review the Iraq Enquiry’s progress to date and maybe re-interview certain witnesses with newly appointed inquisitors (not appointed by NuLab). Review practices in Scotland & Wales since devolution.
Once out of Govt and having to look for real work for the first time, watch for the stream of memoirs from ex lab MPs and junior ministers, each one needing a juicier story than the last to sell more & make more money.
Ever wondered why the machine is spinning so desparately to stay in power?
Nor can I as they have given me an interest in guns and vicious dogs and have given my life some purpose! The extermination of all who spout thier filth!
dont worry.the deficit is only £170 billion.!!!!!!!!!!
oh well that’s all right then………only£170,000,000,000.00…….
‘not as bad as feared’
nothing to worry about then……….
unemployment is only up to 8 million!!!!!!!
‘not as bad as feared’…………..
does anyone see a connection?
put out a forecast then say everything is rosy because it hasn’t reached what the ‘experts’ predicted (you remember experts…they told us about aids,swine flu,global warming etc)?
then shout like that odious hoon yvette ‘it would be worse under the tories’….
repeat ad nauseum……….
£170 billion.not too bad?
8million out of work? not too bad?
i think it is for those who have to pay it back and those that do not have work.
Alles in ordnung, Lord Ashcroft is the only bad news we can report.
Evan Davis this morning radio 4 drove me mad with his ridiculous questioning of Haig. Why wasn’t he interviewing the Ruin about his lying at the Chilcot Inquiry?
spot on !
Evan Davies should stick to sucking off dragons!
Because he had his orders from Lord Mandlescum of Boy. His orders are not to mention McRuin’s mis-speaking over defence spending, Chilcott, UNITE or anybody else’s non-doms but the Tory one. And Davies is a good little shill who does what he’s told.
He’s a total simpering f*cking miserable schumbag, closely followed by chief clansman McNaughtie.
Naughtie thinks he’s the interviewer and the interviewee rolled into one. What a big head. He should stick to opera and one or two books.This mornings’, Today Prog was awful.
The twat insisted on flogging the same question at Hague…he nearly ran into the Sports section, Hague was cool as a cucumber, very impressive.
Another thief.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23816693-bertha-joseph-to-hear-her-fate-after-spending-pound-900-donation-money-on-two-dresses.do
How?…
Did it come to this. Sorry, I was so gobsmacked I stopped befor…
Quick! Help! The bunker trolls are gagging Guido’s regulars!
Admiral….can you hear us? Are you OK? Can you speak?
gggghhhhhhuuuuuu…………
Nurse! The screens!
GODDAMMIT WE ARE LOSING HIM! Nurse get me 10 cc of adrenaline and fast.
Thanks for the good wishes chaps. I’m pulling through, just.
…
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2009/10/tory-mayor-suspended-for-6-months.html
WAS Labour. Ahhhh….
How many pals has Boris lost to corruption since becoming Mayor?
Five is it? He certainly knows how to pick ‘em.
Maybe, but at least he’s honest about it, bullets them when proven guilty, and doesn’t try to hide it all – or encourage it.
Glasgow mafia…..Steven Purcell…..
You do post some bollocks. Boris has sat on this for six months and she only resigned today after voting on his plans.
“The fire authority meeting descended into chaos after Tory chairman Brian Coleman threw out a television camera crew and banned any mention of the furore surrounding Ms Joseph.”
Interesting contrast, is it not, the goings-on in Glasgow to the relative saintliness of London’s local politics.
Wonder if we’ll ever completely get to the bottom of the Purcell events?
“saintliness of London’s local politics.”
You’re ‘avin a larf, geezer! Weev got Mafia cownsalls that put the jocks on a par wiv Camberwick Green.
Compared to Glasgow, it’s nearly as clean as a whistle.
That’s the view from the boondocks is it?
Yup. Even in the boondocks we have communications. My carrier pigeon arrives every week with the latest news.
BREAKING NEWS
Big Bertha’s Two Bell Tents to be sold to Billy Smarts Circus
The Government was told today to “get a stronger grip” on a blogger known as “thick as thieves” in order to improve political blogging in England.
thick as thieves is still learning the trade from me.
Master Blogger? Never heard of you.
Now thick as thieves was a true master. He was the blogging equivalent of Bruce Lee or Beowulf.
Undefeatable.
Get me a beer you fat bitch.
tat you thick Hunt you only learned how to use multiple names and nom du plumes after i whipped your arse repeatedly in my drive by shootings. Of course you will never know the real me lol that is the whole point, I’m the surprise behind the curtain, the power operating in the shadows and most importantly a Hunt just like yourself. The only reason i’ve laid of you recently is because you are interesting to have around and you are a freak just like me.
Also Guido is our god and we must pay tribute to the almighty.
you’ll never know it’s me
tee hee hee hee hee
You’re NOT bloggers, you are merely commenters.
Get a blog, then you’re bloggers.
Yes, but my Parrot’s a squawker.
Ashcroft has not defrauded the taxman but both Brown and Darling have done so and should be dealt with by HMRC.
I have been out all day and my only communications to the national agenda was listening to the car radio.
I have to ask, just what agenda are the BBC pursuing? All they can talked about was LORD ASHCROFT, yet I did not meet one person who mentioned Lord Ashcroft or even wanted to discuss Ashcroft.
Mandelslime’s in charge of the BBC now, I’m convinced of it! BBC should be banned. I’ve always supported them in the past. Who’s pulling their strings, at our expense?
Another Tory troll who moans about the BBC yet listens to it all day long.
Very strange.
I don’t pay my license fee to be propagandised by Newlabour.
“The BBC are liars, they have no truth in their soul. They are liars”…
jesus fucking christ! Enough Ashcroft already you bastard BBC!
Whats’ the charge? What has he DONE??????
Same story they’ve been running for weeks, AND THERE’S NO BLOODY STORY!
This is worthy of the USSR, it really is – utter trivia blitzkrieged onto the front pages by the sheer weight of the BBC’s data volumes…. It has got to go. GOT to go.
Cameron: Day One, line up a thousand BBC drones chosen at random, machinegun them. Firm but fair.
Remember I’m firm but fair is now trademarked my friend.
The licence fee has become in effect a political levy to finance the Labour party.
Best point today!…
p.s. still hate ads on the cricket tho….
The return of Eddie Mair to the PM programme after two weeks of shameless shilling for Labour by Carolyn Quinn is very welcome.
Mair’s approach to the Ashcroft “story” this evening was a quick resume of the day’s developments, followed by an interview with a ComRes pollster. The conclusion of this interview was that the continued hammering of this is likely to damage all Parties. The public look at the argument, don’t really understand what the fuss is about, and it reinforces the anti-politics attitude of many.
Credit to Mair – his approach was fairly balanced, and far more insightful than most of the media noise.
So his contract is up for renewal, poor sod…
Agreed my friend, Quimm is a whining Liebour Shill, what do we deserve to get these feckers as commentators, just read the feckin’ news and get INDEPENDENT voices to provide FAIR debate and LUCID commentary, not politicos like fecking TOENAILS, QUIMM & FURTHER!
complain to the BBC i did
and i finished by saying that the bbc had out lived it’s welcome and should be closed down and sold off
and i got a reply
Some thing like “Auto-reply 34.2b”…
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU SPASTICS?
IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT SWITCH THE FUCKING RADIO OFF OR CHANGE CHANNELS FFS.
I am getting very bored indeed about hearing Tory trolls moaning about the BBC. You do not have a gun pointed at your heads forcing you to tune in to the stations the BBC broadcasts. You do not have to buy a licence to listen to the radio and if you watch the TV and they come round to check if you have a licence just shut the door in their faces.
Jesus fucking Christ shut the fuck up you whingeing motherfuckers.
Change the fucking record.
You stupid stupid cretin – anyone with half a brain can spot the BBC bias but its not us that are being misled – its the bovine gerrymandered labour supporting idiots the BBC are after. AND ITS OUR MONEY THAT’S BEING USED TO DO IT!
You are either in on this gerrymandering or are too thick to see it for what it is.
…..then f-ck off you boring beebo troll
Jeremy Hunt Conservative MP, Shadow Culture Secretary
“I believe that the BBC is a great national institution.”
“I am proud of the BBC. I think that most British people think that we are very lucky to have a BBC and most people who aren’t British, if they don’t have a BBC, wish they did have one.”
“I don’t see the BBC as a State broadcaster.”
“I think people see the BBC as operating at arms length from the government and it’s very important that it should continue to do so and that’s why we’ve said we will protect the BBC charter.”
Fucking BBC trolls, piss off and go take an overdose and die you fucking rent boy raping shits.
Go fuck yourself TaT you sad lonely bastard !
Dear Sir/Madam,
Thank you for your letter/email/scroll. We take all complaints very seriously.
Now fuck off.
Yours sincerely,
The Management
P.S. That’ll be £142.50 please.
bollocks, they said
Just telephoned BBC again to complain about the Ashcroft bombardment!
Then get rid of the TV etc and dont fuckin pay the labour party TV fuckin tax!
I’ve got a better idea cancel the License fee ,split their programmes into parcels and sell them off to the highest bidders in the market.
Give a one off one year subsidy to their current news base including radio 4 etc and tell them to pedal their unpatriotic,vile,leftwing filth and self opinionated, minority and multicult piffle in the private arena.I would be surprised if they last 6 months.
Why did you bother. Pillock.
I’ll have a £21,500.00 Patique Philippe watch please.
Make mine a vast Property Portfolio and a few hundred thousand dead Iraqis.
Weapons of Mass Destruction ???? Don’t be silly !!! That’s just a fairy story !!!
Mandelson has lost his grip . The legs of the Ashcroft story will have become exhausted well before polling day just at the time when concrete evidence is made public about Mandelson’s criminal activity in Europe .
Pray Tell is some one finally reporting this great news ?
Do tell!
O contrare!
It’s when the legs DO begin to weaken that I come into my own.
Even though I like the challenge of fighting for access, one’s true satisfaction is only achieved when the other is exhausted and limp.
But I digress. When is Krusty Sqawk on ?
Someone take a photo of Sally BCOW going into No. 10 tonight in her ironed dress please.
I should imagine its quite easy to motivate the few retards left to vote LIEBORE some of your fuckwitted supporters would still vote for you if you personally threw a handfull of shit in their faces
a certain Lib Dem MP certainly would!
The Beeb won’t survive the election, The Sun has been giving it both barrels this week, it is obvious Murdoch Jr has done a deal with boy Dave to break the Beeb up after the election for Murdoch’s support to the Tories before the election.
We can all live in hope !
“The BBC are liars, they have no truth in their soul. They are liars”.,.
Am I coming across as angry today?…
No more than the rest of us.
WTF? Radio 4 FM just turned into 6 Music?
That has to have been deliberate…
Dave’s boys are starting already…
Still tuning in to stations you hate Engineer?
You fucking weirdo.
I just use Radio 4 for swearing practice.
It is a way to monitor the opposition without paying for it. (I don’t)
Do us all a favour – go stick your head up a dead dogs bum
Shut the fuck up you fat poof.
you’d know all about fat poofs Martin
It’s hammy actually, and tat sends his love. He really enjoyed rimming yo ass on Clapham Common the other night.
Yes, and no one apologised about the transformation from Archers to Radio 6.
Labour is using taxpayers’ money to run its campaign:
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5849178/the-cost-of-browns-propaganda-splurge.thtml
Business Link has been using tax payers money to give Lord Sugar, a Government minister a UK tour. Thats money supposedly for business support, channeled by a quango.
It appears to be money for electoral support.
This is Banana republic stuff
Especially along with the contracts awarded to Sugar’s companies
Corrupt to the root this government
Had one of those Business Link johnnies, well a jilly actually, over to talk about the new organic piggery, just for an experiment really. (All piggeries are organic but overpaid townies are too far up their own jaxies to spot that). Turned out to be some dim little failed accountant in a grey suit. Not a Scooby-Doo about business, of course. Asked what grants are available for pigmeat but again, not an inkling. (None, actually, no idea why). Just another of these Eye Catching Initiatives of Bliar’s I suppose.
Your Viscount Cranborne and I claim my free ham
Hi!
I’ve just popped in to say I am very, Very, RICH.
My wife is too, but she’s magic wiv the housekeeping!
And we owe it all to Noo_Lie_Bore.
You should try Noo_Lie_Bore.
Try it and experience the difference for yourself!
A handful of the Labour trolls on this blog display signs of intelligence and literacy but not one of them has the ability to reach conclusions based on facts
if the facts conflict with the assertions of the partisan halfwits controlled by the untermensch Whelan.
It is tempting to conclude that the socialists have developed a fact distortion narcotic the ingestion of which is compulsory for anyone requiring payment for posting the extraordinarily inaccurate conclusions which now litter this otherwise enlightened blog.
The must have scored that drug off of Dave and Gideon.
Have you been on the same stuff ?
Er no – I think that will be the scottish purcell and his mafia handlers.
gordon in Oldham and the NW today doing a radio phone-in for Real Radio
( never heard of it) and meeting construction and footballing apprentices none of whom are likely to vote , let alone vote for gordon!
Is it my imagination or are labour trying to keep gordon’s profile low in this run-up to the election?!
Hi our Nell. Just thought I’d come to natter…
Ref BBc.
I’m not anti BBC, just the current leftie lot taking the salary.
Love the lack of ads, and most of the content. It’s just the …. ohhhh..
I think I’m done. Ta…
Evenin’ Admiral.
Not anti the beeb? Well I am!!!
I want to see it broken up and sold off and the license fee abolished. That should help to offset, just a little, that £trillion in de++bt that gordon has accumulated.
I’m fed up with the beeb’s biased newscasts and its even more blatantly biased newscasters like nick robinson and andrew marr.
Somehow I don’t think they’ll all be guzzling champagne at this next election!!
Granted. BUT would you feel the same if there was no bias?…
Yes!! Why should we be paying for a national broadcasting service?
It’s a commercial issue – let the markets take care of it. That way , if it’s good and commands an audience it survives. If it’s bad and get’s poor viewing figures it fails.
The one part of the beeb, that will survive, and survive well in the commercial sector, is its natural history programmes some of which they’ve made in conjunction with the Open University. Absolutely excellent!
If we haven’t got a national broadcasting corporation , funded by taxpayers, then dodgy governments like bully brown’s can’t be tempted to highjack it for propaganda purposes whilst making us pay through the nose to listen to their lies!!!
Modded! Fiddlesticks!!
Yes!! Why should we be paying for a national broadcasting service?
It’s a commercial issue – let the markets take care of it. That way , if it’s good and commands an audience it does well. If not it doesn’t.
The one part of the beeb, that will do well in the commercial sector, is its natural history programmes some of which they’ve made in conjunction with the Open University. Absolutely excellent!
If we haven’t got a national broadcasting corporation , funded by taxpayers, then dodgy governments like bully brown’s can’t use it for propaganda purposes whilst making us pay to listen to their lies!!
Sorry Admiral the automodding dog has my comments in it’s grip and I can’t make it let go!!
Extortion = Leftism.
License Fee = Extortion.
BBC = License Fee.
Therefore BBC => Leftism.
nell also wants to leave the EU thinks the troops will stop dying after May 6th and thinks a clone of Blair will give her free turnips
she’s going to be one disappointed turnip
“The BBC are liars, they have no truth in their soul. They are liars”…,.
nell’s a realist –
The tories won’t get us out of the EU but at least they’ll stop giving the EU everything they demand, including that fleet of private planes that people like baroness ashton the EU foreign minister are demanding.
Let’s not forget bliar gave back to the EU all the benefits that thatcher got for us. The miniscule sarkozy and the calculating merkel are wary of Cameron because they believe he is going to be drawing back from putting British funds into the endless pot of the EU.
The tories won’t get us out of these wars that bliar and bully brown have dug us into , largely by lies, but at least they will make sure our troops have all the kit that they need and get our troops out as fast as is reasonably possible.
The tories won’t solve gormlesgordon’s £trillion de++bt overnight but at least they’ll address it sensibly without more frivolous spend!spend!spend! policies.
and on and on …………………………
God bless you dead troop, have a new hat
Yeah, I bet you like the content, you dirty old seadog.
You sniff my arse . . . I sniff yours.
It’s the Right Thing To Do.
Now who says that?
His Praetorian Guard of heavily armed police and minders will ensure only the party faithful and placed stooges masquerading as ‘Joe Public’ will get anywhere near the maniac.
And the whole grotesque spectacle breathlessly relayed to the plebs by the state propaganda mouthpiece.
Nell saw a clip of McMental on ITV earlier getting in on the act of that little lad being returned to Oldham,he had his patronising voice on and was doing a bit of gurning,he really is a digusting man grabbing any opportunity.
Ah there you go – they put gordon in Oldham today talking to apprentices etc – ’cause they knew that lad in Oldham would be coming home today.
What a put up job!
Well spotted!!!!
I’ve got bum-ache.
I need to do a jobby in that corner there.
Call the photographers to shoot me shitting on something else.
Next stop Somalia ? To save the kidnapped white elderly married couple from the pirates ?
Well he did pay for my sons release with YOUR money.
I am going to empty my baws up wee dougie’s arse. Magic!
It should be well loose by now!
ye don’t huv any baws coz yer a snide wee shitehawk pussydrip ned
yer maw takes it up the shitter fae Oliver Letwin
Just heard channel 4 news its a good news day all round on the economy, Darling has found and extra 11 billion to give away in the budget.
Apparently instead of borrowing 170 billion this year it may only be 159 billion – WERE RICH.
Is that as in werewolf?
No werefucked
Ooh, borrow 6% less than expected.
So only £4,800 a SECOND then?
49 days and counting…
Have a heart Steve, this morning you told us 6 weeks to go, now it’s 7. FFS
Whoops! Obviously not enough coffee to start the day.
May 6th is definitely 49 days today though. Shame it’s not sooner…
oh fandabby fuckin dozzy!
Yes that is absolutely correct, Lord Ashcroft is the only black spot in the news, and he has now been proven to have direct links to the Toories.
Don’t forget we also exposed John Major for tucking his shirt into his pants. It seems they just can’t help being corrupt.
“The BBC are liars, they have no truth in their soul. They are liars”….,.
SQUAAWK! (peck) LIARS, LIES LIARS LIES LIARS LIES LYING LIARS (ruffle)
Obviously Lord Paul’s voluntary payment of £30 000 made all the difference and I look forward to him helping my government to electoral victory. (Isn’t it a shame you cannot spell victory without using TORY~?)
Simple – replace “victory” with “election success”. But that takes pre-1960s ejercashun dunnit?
Gordon Brown linked to Steven Purcell’s fall
http://news.scotsman.com/politics/Gordon-Brown-linked-to-Steven.6161301.jp
gordon’s response ‘I know nothing about this but I’ll look into it’ was almost identical to the response he gave the other week to the question about his slush fund!!
And we obviously got a full response ‘in due course’ on that one. Didn’t we?
nell’s response ‘I know nothing about this giant turnip up my arse but I’ll look into it’ was almost identical to the response she gave the other week when asked about her slushy turnip discharge oozing from her mouth!!!
well hello damian whelan mcbride – sorry you are having to supplement your school caretaker’s earnings by working nights for bullybrown posting left wing tripe on blogs!
I’d like to say don’t worry about it as better days are coming – but I don’t think they are for the likes of you!!
Still deranged from overdosing on turnips nell McBride ?
You didn’t even smear a disabled child, try and smear politicians as pe*dos or exploit dead troops there
You’re losing your touch nell McBride
of course even McBride didn’t go to the desperate pitiful lengths you do and he’s scum, so what do you think that makes you ?
Connection??
http://news.stv.tv/scotland/west-central/164782-david-lyons-insists-family-victims-not-perpetrators-of-crime/
Glasgow city council meeting was abandoned last year when members of opposition party walked out, topic being discussed was organised crime, in particular a specific garage which had license to provide mots. They kept their licence at the hand!
Scottish politics – like something out of Scilly or the crazy Caucasuses.
He is a fine young man with far to go and I wish him well in his travels
File this news in Room 101.
when do we take to the steets – this has got to stop. The bias at the BBC is criminal, we are being run by loons will someone stand up for the hard working honest man in the steet …… Guido I commend you to the house
Wee Dougie Alexander is Gordon Brown and Yvette Balls love child.
Aye, that’s true enough. Wee Dougie was a bonnie bairn and Gordon loved him as much as any father loves their first born.
I frankly doubt that Crash had any genetic input there! You must look elsewhere for Daddy!
I’ll wager Daffy Duck had some input judging by his paddling furiously below the surface.
Fuck off
United in Support of Labour??
http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/united-in-support-of-labour/
Latest on Purcell by Newsnet Scotland
http://newsnetscotland.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=1&Itemid=2
I have instructed all Departments to concentrate on the Ashcraft story. I want hourly in-depth analysis on every programme, – even those devoted to . . . what shall we say . . .
trash. . light listening.I also want five (5) minute updates, with suitable asides and comments from pundits such as Mr
PillockPresserscott, Baroness Udders, and Mzzzz. HaHaHaPerson togevvva with My Saintly Lord MandleBum of FondleBoys.On the contrary I DO NOT want any mention of the
lies. . mis-speaking of Our Glorious and Beloved Leader or of the enormity of thedebt. . investment he has created.That is all.
Oh – and remind the sheeple to pay their TellyTax. We have our standards to maintain . . . excuse me a mo . . . yes – mine’s a Bolly – and then the confit.
And where will you take your first holiday this year darhhling?
This is a one day wonder story and will all be over tomorrow.
I’ve been saying so for about a week now and I’ll be right sooner or later.
If I hear the word Ashcroft, again I shall scream. (Nothing on ITV news at 6.30 p.m., short appropriate mention on Channel 4) BBC give us a break, please.
Everything is now completely in orders at Ashcroft Event Control.
Exterminate, Exterminate, Exc….
“The BBC are liars, they have no truth in their soul. They are liars”…..,,.
SQUAAWK! (peck) LIARS, LIES LIARS LIES LIARS LIES LYING LIARS (ruffle) SQUUAAAAWWWKK!!! LIARS, LIARS, LIES, LYING, LIARS, LIES, LYING (ting) AAAWWWRRK! LIES,LIES,LIES,LIES,LIES,LIES, LIAAAAAAAAAAWWWK!! (flap) ++thump++
Parroting my Parrot, and very unsuccessfully, too.
As if a genuine psittacine would ever ruffle *after* pecking!
Amateurs.
How do you get a line through a word? I’ve tried and tried to no avail.
Thanks,
Eric.
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BBC News.
“The row over Lord Ashcroft has reopened despite documents appearing to confirm that he did not have to become a full UK taxpayer to join the Lords.”
Er……yes it won’t go away because you keep quoting Labour ministers saying that Ashcroft should be sacked, you fuckwits.
Typical BBC tactic.
“There will still be questions about Ashcr*ft” -
- Because we’ll be asking them, whether or not they’ve already been answered.
“The row about Ashcr*ft has opened up again” -
- Because we reopened it when the Labour spin operation told us to.
“Tories plans for XYZ have been attacked” -
- Because we’re attacking them now
“The row about Labour XYZ has subsided” -
- Because we’re killing it
“The BBC are liars, they have no truth in their soul. They are liars”,,,….
SQUAAWK! (peck) LIARS, LIES LIARS LIES LIARS LIES LYING LIARS (ruffle) SQUUAAAAWWWKK!!! LIARS, LIARS, LIES, LYING, LIARS, LIES, LYING (ting) AAAWWWRRK! LIES,LIES,LIES,LIES,LIES,LIES, LIAAAAAAAAAWWWK!! (flap) ++thump++
… And who ever heard of a Parrot using cut-and-paste!
Ridiculous travesty!
Stuff you polly.
SQUAAWK! (peck.peck.) LIARS, LIES LIARS LIES LIARS LIES LYING LIARS (ruffle) SQUUAAAAWWWKK!!! LIARS, LIARS, LIES, LYING, LIARS, LIES, LYING GAYS LIES GAYS LIES HAMSTERS GAYS LIES GAYS AAAWWWRRK! +++THUD!+++
This parrot is deceased. The thud you heard was him falling off his perch.
AH-UUUURRKK!!! (snicker)
*30,000 Volts* ++VOOOOOOMMMM!++
(twitch) SQUAAAAAAAAAAWWK! (flutter) LIARS LIES LIARS LIES LIARS LIES LYING LIARS (ruffle) AWWRK!
They are doing it alphabetically. When they have dealt with Ashton they will move down the alphabet to the likes of Lord Paul and his cronies.
State media is one of the key weapons of all oppresive regimes. History shows that eventually the people get wise and some form of revolution happens. With an oppressive socialist in power, the risk is a revolution to facism. I’d see this as more of a risk elsewhere in Europe – a response by the people to the marxist doctrine spouted by the European Leadership in Brussells.
Vote Labour/Tory/Lib Dem get war, submission to the international bankers and tyranny at home.
Vote for anything else and you’re likely to get another five years of bullybrown’s spend!spend!spend! policy at least until the IMF pulls the plug and our Armed Forces decide they can’t carry on any longer because they are so completely starved of funds and government support!!
Vote Lab/Con for more of this.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8575389.stm
Vote Dave get Blair
Vote anything as long as we don’t get bully brown or gutless gordon!!!
we won’t
he’s fucked
Hung Parliament means Bye Bye Brown whatever he might say now
When was the last time you heard a leader admit he would have to quit BEFORE an election shambles ? There’s a reason for that.
I was just saying to my Hero that Labours election song should sum up how they think and encapsulate all their public pronouncements. So I suggested
“The Truth OR something Beautiful” as no one likes bad news.
Tweet tweet
Knees . . . up . . . . Muvva . . . Brown . . .
Mine . . . are . . . !
I . . wonder . . . how . . things . . .are . . . go . . ing . . in . . . Lu . . ton . . . is . . tan . . .?
THANK YOU GREAT BRITISHERS FOR PAYING MY 100K+ RANSOM FOR MY SON I HAD MY GREAT UNCLE KIDKNAP
ALLAH ACKBAR
Actually I understood that the £100K had been paid personally by a minister in the Pakistan government and had since been retrieved by the Spanish Police.
But please correct me if I’m wrong!
Actually I understood that the £100K had been paid personally by a minister in the P++kist+n government and had since been retrieved by the Sp++n+sh Police.
But please correct me if I’m wrong.
From a mother’s and grandmother’s point of view I’m just glad that this little boy is safe and well.
Yes I now there is more of the story to come out . It is an oddity. But at least the child is safe!
nell.this was a distraction.the kid was never kidnapped. But look at the media coverage it got. The couple in Somalia have not had that
Here is a message: Don’t vote labour.
If you think you might have to vote Labour whilst holding your nose: STILL don’t vote Labour. Otherwise you will be a part of the problem and not a part of the solution.
Give the Tories a wide berth while you’re at it.
Try something new.
Something new…like another 5, miserable years of Brown?
Beggar off Labour, no way!
I’m voting for Prime Minister Cameron.
You fucking slag I’ll kick your ead in.
Who funds the useless P8kis?
Us and the dopey Americans so it was our money paying for him still technically.
You miss the point you beanpea person. A P++akistan minster put up the £100k not this useless British Govt even though this child was British!!!
And whilst you are thinking on that spare a thought for the British couple who are still being held by Somali pirates and slowly dying in Somalia even though militwit and gordon know exactly where they are being held.
Our Foreign Office under this Labour Government is not fit for purpose.
Remember that when that British couple are reported to have died in Somalia – because it is surely going to happen soon if militwit does not do someting decisive to help them!!!
How do you know who put the money up?
If you believe the story given by the media you are indeed deluded.
So go on why are you not interested in the British couple starving to death in somalia??!!
And why are you not asking the Foreign Office aka militwit why he isn’t trying to get them out alive??!!!
This lazy uncaring labour FO is not fit for purpose!!!!
This week’s Mail on Sunday has some sensational and scandalous stuff on Charlie Whelan that will put paid to his mischief making for good..
Indeed let’s have a Real! close-up look at whelan’s life!!
He has produced some amazing, imaginery, derogatory scenarios of other public figures showing that he’s prepared to tell bare faced lies and therefore clearly doesn’t have a soul!!
So let’s have a real good look at his dirty linen and flawed character!!!
No Zanu-Lab supporter has the intellectual capability to read anything that takes more than 12 seconds. Sunday papers – Huh!
Socialist dependent voter minds tend to wander – that’s why we have more frequent adverts on commercial s channels, because the dumbed down recipient brains of the Leibor Republic have persistence of memory only for emotionally appealing things, like shoe labels, pop idols and mentors who are complete nonentities.
Political activity for the service-receivers of Brown’s Britain boils down to a question of who is going to give them the next ‘freebie’ or short-term financial boon that will enable them to purchase more ‘shiny things’.
Shameless!!! 18million of British taxpayers money given to UNITE So they can, in turn, give it to LABOUR W.T.F. is going on!!!!!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7473683/Union-behind-BA-strike-receives-18m-from-taxpayers-in-money-laundering-deal-with-Labour.html
It is called corruption and it is what NuLabour do best.
Dumb and dependent – that’s how we like our voters, with just enough ‘edukashon’ to be able to scrawl an ‘X’ by the word Labour on a ballot paper.
Like they did with the p*aki kid. bastards
coz dey iz midle klaz innit
Nell, the report I saw earlier today suggests that the ransom was recovered in Spain.
Looks like a very complex operation involving police in at least four countries.
The money (£110k in Sterling) came mainly from Manchester police, was delivered by the family to people from Spain in Paris, from where they were tailed back south.
Once the boy was confirmed released from the country that sets off the mod, the spanish moved in to arrest the team, who were of the origin of the aforementioned country.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article7066577.ece
This is the Wall Street Journal’s view of our political landscape.
“When the occupant’s of brown’s bunker start to hear the rumble of heavy artillery drawing ever closer, when some in the labour inner circle are scrambling for the last flight out before the enemy arrives, there will be a band of brothers there, right to the end, with gordon. Whelan will be one of them.”
There will be five people in that bunker – gordon, whelan, ed & yvette and damian who snuck in by the back door!
Everybody else will have left including sarah and the children!!!!
the poor old dear still doesn’t realise a Hung Parliament is coming
I SAID A HUNG PAR.. no she’s off again looking for turnips up her arse
I actually prefer your scenario to mine!!
gordon wins the next election but only by a couple of seats. And there he sits in his bunker, brooding , trying to make deals with the SNP ( oh ha! ha!), then the lib dems (who dare not now keep him in power knowing that the electorate will completely demolish them next time around if they do ) and then the Ulster Unionists ( even funnier than the SNP).
The image of this brooding, ugly, bullying labour man desperately , futilely, hanging onto 10 drowning street by his badly bitten fingernails is going to be burnt into the history of our land for a very long time. Labour is dying – Everyone except labour stooges can see it.
Bring it on!!!!
I prefer the interview where a crestfallen Cameron desperately tries to blame his failure to win victory as a conspiracy by the BBC, the gutter press, the internet, the bankers, the unions, the NHS and other assorted oiks as his pals line up behind him with sharpened blades.
And then you woke up.
“Is this a dagger you see before you Dave.”
“Oh wait a minute… fiddlesticks!”
“I was supposed to sneak up behind you wasn’t I ?”
“Crumbs that was a bit of a bodger. Silly Boris, egg on my face.”
“Let’s try again David and pretend I didn’t do that. Now turn around.”
You’d need to have the multiple limbs of a hillbilly cretin like tat to count how many daggers Brown has had in his back.
And they all failed because they were wielded by morons.
Think Boris has the steely cunning to wield the dagger correctly do you ?
He certainly does a good impression of a bumbling scatterbrain.
We will all see soon enough.
Shut the fuck up you old queen.
No chance fuckwit
How’s about you take your twatty whining and shove it up your arse along with your only friend your hamster. Now piss off back to your cardboard box you shit for brains poodle-rapist
No chance that this place in going to inhabited anytime soon – once the present encumbrance is evicted.
It’s gonna need deep cleansing and fumigating.
Have YOU got any idea of what’s been hidden in the nooks and crannies?
Or shoved under the carpets and furniture?
We’re not supposed to notice.
Hung Parliament or not, Liebore are stuffed.
All their demons are crawling home.
Did you know:
A. That the words “race car” spelled backward still spell “race car”?
B. That “eat” is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense “ate”?
C. And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in “Gordon Brown” and add just a few more it spells, “Go fry in hell you mendatious bastard who has blood all over your hands for your own political ends”
Labour Party.
is an anagram of
L Pray u abort
Gordon Brown = Ethnically Correct God = Good
Ashcroft = Links to the Tories = Very Bad Thing
whelan = evil bastard!! (excuse my french) I never ever use that sort of language – but whelan warrants it!
Once in a lifetime!!
Good photo of him going into No 10 though, seemed to capture all his evil spirit.
And how nice to see Tony Woodley back on our screens again, reminding us of Liebore’s roots.
Royal abrupt
Poultry? A bra
Yo! Blur apart
Array pub lot
Ay!burlap rot
I have a plan, we pay P akis to kidnap other fucking P akis , ship them to Spain then get the cash back at gunpoint ?
And McMental thinks he knows a bit about business
You miss the point you beanpea person. A P++akistan minster put up the £100k not this useless British Govt even though this child was British!!!
And whilst you are thinking on that spare a thought for the British couple who are still being held by Somali pirates and slowly dying in Somalia even though militwit and gordon know exactly where they are being held.
Our Foreign Office under this Labour Government is not fit for purpose.
Remember that when our British couple are reported to have died in Somalia – because it is surely going to happen soon if militwit does not do someting decisive to help them!!! And he and gordon continue to dither!!!
Q.Nell once again who bankrolls their government?
A.The UK and USA.
Of course he can put up 100k without missing it, because we will soon be on hand with more wheelbarrows of foreign aid cash to prop up their failed state of a country and to fill his pockets with.
Infact didn’t Gordon only just give them 50million recently. No wonder the minister was throwing a hundred thou around like confetti, it’s western aid bonanza season over in the madrassas.
No sorry ! Explain why militwit isn’t doing more to get Our British Couple, who are slowly starving to death, out of Somalia.
Militwit and gordon know where they are and they know that with some gentle international negotiations they could easily get them out of there.
So why is gordon’s government not doing just that??!!
If young Abu Hamza can pop into QT at Wythenshaw and detonate his little vest, he’ll be doing us all a favour.
Who wants a cock up their arse tonight?
Just read this by Mr Ned on Dizzy’s blog. As I found it hard to resist, I commend it to you all…
“If anyone comes to me and tells me that they are a labour voter and try to convince me to vote labour too, I will beat the shit out of them.
Anyone that supports the child abusing, pensioner freezing, economy destroying, criminal protecting, tax inventing, police state creating, stazi like baby-killing war criminals and treasonous Anti-British extremist traitors, also known as the modern labour party, deserves to have their heads kicked in.
This is my “word of mouth message” to any labour supporters who happen to wander by. If you have the intellect to read these words, then answer these questions:
So go on labour supporters, I dare you, tell us why you support blatant lying to create a war in which thousands of children were shredded alive by shrapnel, or burnt alive with white phosphorus? Why you support a party that not only lied to get us into war, but a party that CUT the military budget in real terms during that war leading directly to increased death of our abused troops? A party that supported raining chemical weapons down on civilian targets, KNOWING that there would be massive civilian casualties and whose policies have killed hundreds of times MORE civilians than Al Qaeda?
Tell us why you support secret family courts that allow social services to steal children on demand to satisfy the whim of paedophile rings run by the elites, or who get the authorities to turn a blind eye to abuse on a massive scale, as in the Holly Greig case and many many others. and thus are ignoring the plight of hundreds of thousands of children who are abused or tortured to death like Baby P?
Tell us why you support handing our hard fought freedoms over to the un-elected, anti-democratic EU, Why you support the destruction of a thousand years of freedom and our laws and our right to self determination by breaking up our nation and giving the pieces over to the unelected plutocrats in the EU to run? Why you support Van Rompuy having MORE power over our affairs than any elected MP other than the Prime Minister?
Why do you hate democracy so much? You cannot support democracy and support the party that has done more to piss on and destroy our democracy than any other political party in the last 200 years.
Why you supported labour doubling the income tax on the poorest workers.
Why you support abolishing the minimum wage for immigrants (an EU ruling) leading to blatantly discriminatory employment in which employers can employ foreigners on a fraction of what they would have to pay a British worker, leading to half a million British men being made redundant in the last 12 months. (figures courtesy of the BBC News last night)
Why you supported labour treating children like adults and giving them rights that they are not mature enough to cope with, whilst treating adults like children and interfering in ever more aspects of our private lives?
Why do you support the intrusive and paranoid state control of more and more things? Why do you want to give the state ever more power over us, and take more and more of our hard won freedoms away? Why do you support the state spying on more and more and more of our legal and lawful and private activities?
Why you support dumbing down our education system so that even 16 year olds with A grades at GCSE cannot even perform basic mathematical calculations in their heads or spell properly?
Why you support a party that has stolen the biggest parts of millions of pensions and turned what was the biggest pension pot in the EU into a deficit?
Why you support a party that has run up more debt than EVERY SINGLE PREVIOUS GOVERNMENT IN HISTORY COMBINED!
You can explain that to me until I knock you unconscious and then shit in your face, just like YOUR party has shit on this country for the last 13 years!
Come on labour supporters, I dare you! ”
Night folks…
Post of the month!
isn’t that just a retouched version of Old Holborns post ?
****BREAKING NEWS****
Telegraph: Unite has received £18m of public money under Labour
http://www.politicshome.com/uk/article/6792/telegraph_unite_have_received_%C2%A318m_of_public_money_under_labour.html
Taxpayer — Government —- Unite (18million) —– Labour (11 million)
Corrupt to the core
BBC text reports Govt borrowing for January revised down from £4.3bill to £43m. Is this in the same league as osbourne’s tennage pregnancy decimal point? Three cheers for Darling, now lets spend it all on the lash.
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club
with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired
woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner
him and ask, ‘Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?’ Bob replies,
‘Girlfriend? She’s my wife!’ They are knocked over, but continue to ask.
‘So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?’ ‘I lied about my age’, Bob
replies. ‘What, did you tell her you were only 50?’ Bob smiles and says,
‘No, I told her I was 90.’
“Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi, who has terminal prostate cancer, is serving life for murdering 270 people when Pan Am flight 103 exploded in 1988.”
This man was given just 3 months to live – when he was released over 7 months ago. Now we are told that his health is showing significant improvement.
Typical – just Typical – they don’t even seem to understand the concept of shame
He didn’t do it.
Typical the very gullible believe all of NuLiebores bullshit spin about him having anything to do with this when the Lockerbie Relatives are perfectly aware that he is innocent. They want a Public Inquiry not shameless partisan twaddle.
They deserve to get it after all this time and all the lies.
Exactly, al-Megrahi was stitched up.
“Lockerbie – Private Eye’s special report into the Lockerbie disaster (Originally published in 2001) -” https://secure2.subscribeonline.co.uk/PEYE/digital_downloads.cfm
They understand the concept of Brit business doing the business in Libya! They also understand the concept of American Trade delegations visiting Libya! Hey everybody wants to do business with the Colonel! But then every halfwit knows that the Lbyans were just the patsys! But the real culprits are being lined up now! Its just a question of when the Israelis want to do the dirties for us! Unless ofcourse they want to open up for business! plenty of money to go around, should protect a few Union jobs as well!
Im gettin plenty!
This week’s Mail on Sunday has some sensational and scandalous stuff on Charlie Whelan that will put paid to his mischief making for good.
wait till you see the ones the News of the World has waiting in it’s back pocket.
The public will just be grateful to see a red blooded, heterosexual Chancellor, rather than a malignant shirt lifter and a stuffed badger, IMHO.
well done sir!
extremely amusing. Gideon the red blooded hetrosexual. top quality satire.
we’re all wearing frocks on a yacht together
Compared to Brown and Mandybum you mean?
David Starkey ripping into Margaret Beckett on QT over the BA strike!!
He’s used to banging rough trade.
LoL indeed young man LoL indeed.
Won’t see him for a long while then.
Huge applause on QT for they are both sleazebag Parties.
Surpise, surprise.
It’s going to sink in for Gordoom and Dave soon enough.
Lucas taking Labour votes by the thousand…
Hang on! What about the tory trolls allegations of BBC bias and loaded audiences for Labour?
nah! it’s the new world order lizard-people stuffing the tory trolls full of psychotropic drugs
I’ll have some of that you cuпt.
You fell into the trap Steven, boys will be knocking on your door some time soon!
aren’t you hiding from plod in the US ?
probably Miami what with all that Vice
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7473683/Union-behind-BA-strike-receives-18m-from-taxpayers-in-money-laundering-deal-with-Labour.html
tory sleaze = give some money to somebody for a favour
labour sleaze = give other peoples money to somebody for a favour
take your pick
I do wish you wouldn’t muddy the political waters by quoting hard facts and accurate numbers.
I’ve always relied upon smoke and mirrors, bluster, bullying, dissembling and black arts from Peter Mandevilson
£5.1m
but don’t tell Hague he doesn’t want to know.
Hague is the three wise monkeys with only one brain to share.
He’s toast after that sad attempt to dodge the truth.
Aye Its far more serious than wee gordon sending soldiers to their deaths without body armour.och the new
Criminal
Ring my crimestoppers number and ask for PC Cameron.
I’ll bung him some tax free cash to investigate me thoroughly.
While your at it ask about lord paul and £££££ earned from child labour in india.och the new
Starkey on QT….”Blanchflower is seen as being wildly eccentric”!
Priceless!!!
it’s the way that Stark Raving said it in his silly voice while twitching and gesticulating wildly that made it true comedy brilliance.
Blanchflower is the idiots idiot.
not got your eye on the ball tonight Guido?
why is sot and Lab stooge Kennedy on QT.Lots of beeja plants too.Seems like a liblabgreen to me
Blair’s fight to keep his oil cash secret: Former PM’s deals are revealed as his earnings since 2007 reach £20million
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259030/Blairs-fight-oil-cash-secret-Former-PMs-deals-revealed-earnings-2007-reach-20million.html#ixzz0iZvOXAm3
He did not do to bad then. Its easy to see why the gap between rich and poor got larger under NuLabour. Because “it was the right thing to do” – for him.
‘It takes all sorts to make a paliament’
Indeed it does.
Thieves,embezzlers,fraudsters,liars,criminals,petty crooks, this Parliament has it all.
And so will the next.
Plus la change.
Diane Abbott on This Week:
“The Labour Party supports Gordon Brown, like the rope supports the hanging man…”
Brilliant!
clean your ears…..tit
Actually Steve Expat..I thought she was talking about Mandleson and Gordon Brown. It was funny.
Like a long lonely stream
I keep runnin’ towards a dream
Movin’ on, movin’ on
Like a branch on a tree
I keep reachin’ to be free
Movin’ on, movin’ on.
‘Cause there’s a place in the sun
Where there’s hope for ev’ryone
Where my poor restless heart’s gotta run.
There’s a place in the sun
And before my life is done
Got to find me a place in the sun.
Like an old dusty road
I get weary from the load.
Movin’ on, movin’ on
Like this tired troubled earth
I’ve been rollin’ since my birth
Movin’ on, movin’ on
‘Cause there’s a place in the sun
Where there’s hope for ev’ryone
Where my poor restless heart’s gotta run.
There’s a place in the sun
And before my life is done
Got to find me a place in the sun.
……………..
Like a long lonely stream
I keep runnin’ towards a dream
Movin’ on, with Cameron
Like a branch on a tree
I keep reachin’ to be free
Movin’ on, with Cameron!
Bye, bye Labour!
In the Mail this morning
Blair’s fight to keep his oil cash secret: Former PM’s deals are revealed as his earnings since 2007 reach £20million
I wonder if he pays UK tax on that!
QT. Andrew Lansley is thick and wet. He let Margaret Beckett get away with the strident assertion that Unite was funded by its union members voluntarily. He didn’t challenge her about the taxpayer funded £18m money laundering scam.
I couldn’t make my mind up whether Green Prig Queen Caroline is a nasty fascist socialist or a nasty socialist fascist.
Is there a difference? Its easy to have opinions like hers just say you will throw money at everything as you will never get into a position of power to influence anything. So hers and her parties views can be wildly out of proportion with the reality of what is needed.
nell,
is call me dave going to invade somalia ?
Christ, no wonder they’re doing so badly – they’ve got the intern running the campaign!
Should be called the” Gobsh*te campaign”
word of mouth campaign, is this guy a philosopher, rocket scientist, nah a state the obvious numpty.