Off for a Guinness*…
See you later.
“Good things come to those who wait.”
*Still waiting for a “free sample”.
UPDATE : Many thanks to Corney & Barrow for the offer of a free Guinness.
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
The rumours of your preference for Murphy’s are unfounded then?
We all like a Murphy’s round here, Tone ducky
I much prefer an Old Peculiar, or even a Bishops Finger luv.
*Still waiting for a “free sample”
Said the man who has never, ever given away a free t-shirt.
I got a free book off him.
Was that the limerick competition a few months ago?
I thought i had that one in the bag.
Who needs free beer when you can have free staff courtesy of Unite and Charlie Whelan?
http://whogoeshome.co.uk/?p=507
i ll give you a free “sample”, mate.
you deserve it.
Today would be a perfect day for another Limerick competition.
If there’s any free ‘samples’ to be had, I’ll be first in the queue.
O/T Guido’s Live Chat PMQs Highlights here
Get the funnies condensed in a quick to read format! See your name and your funny comment!
Off for a Guiness, bugger, that means the next story will be a rant full of typo’s!
Cutting it a bit close there TT!
Drenk..
Feck
Arse.
Guuurls
Women’s knickers!
Nuns!!!!!
Brick!
astronaut
all right all right it was the fisrt fecking thing that came into me ‘ead
Arsebiscuit!
That would be an ecumenical matter
Will ye not have a nice cup of tea father Jack?
uaf uaf
I hate cats,especially fat cats
Did anyone land a killer-blow @PMQs??
no.dave got accused of not being dave enough
Who the feck is ‘No dot Dave’?
not a big dave but a small ineffectual loser
You are Bob Geldof and I claim my Tunbridge Wells tea towel!
You should know by now that killer blows can only be landed by those on the same side.
Baaaaa…
Tony Baldry got the PM to admit he lied about defence cuts
I have a feeling that a res sol ushun will be found by Brown with the help of Whelan and will grandstand a great victory in lieu of the Tories inflammation
Not really.
Gordon told Dave what he thought Dave’s policies were and then didn’t answer any questions.
But he DID, almost, admit to lying to Chilcot.
Apparently defence spending has increased year on year since 1997 only if you don’t count the years that it didn’t.
“Apparently defence spending has increased year on year since 1997 only if you don’t count the years that it didn’t.”
ROFL, good one.
Cleggy obviously had a swig of the “angry juice” that Cam had last week and “squtheamed and squtheamed”. No “angry juice” for Cam this week, both him and Brown were poor. No fisticuffs.
The best bit was when that SNP bloke tried to ask a question and the LibDems kept muttering “Sean Connery”.
yes that was very interesting as they drowned out the question which was about purcell. Was very noticeable the clown on BBC also started speaking so we could not hear what the reply was.
Me thinks the Scottish LibDems are involved in the corruption in Glasgow or were being arse fucked by purcell and his gay band of merry gangsters.
Once a liar and brute always a Labour man
PurpleLine -
“Was very noticeable the clown on BBC also started speaking so we could not hear what the reply was”
Go on, have a guess.
Angus Robertson: The Prime Minister will have looked closeley at the tragic case, Will He confirm if a Downing Street staffer took part in a conference call in July 2008 Which discussed the suitability of Steven Purcell
McMong: I, I, I know nothing of what He says but I shall look at it
Just enjoyed a taste of what every other day will be like in a few years time – electricity off since 8:00 am…
I caught this part and yes the BBC played something over the SNP’s question… but most tellingly, Brown gave exactly the same response, word for word, he thought up for the question about his £50k slush fund in the exercise book a few weeks ago exactly.
I think he’s been advised and rehearsed with ‘what to do about a career-threatening question’.
See for yourself
No killer blows this week.
Oh yes, it’s St Guinness Marketing Department’s Day, isn’t it?
Paddy was a Cumbrian, anyway.
Awaiting moderation? WTF?
I shall have to rant elsewhere…!
Jonah Brown was feckin awful at PMQs, even by his own grotty Macavity standards. At least we only have a few more weeks of the twatty son of a manse left. Fucking McDoom really is a c/unt.
he looked ill, like FDR did just before bucket kicking time
I’ll bring the useless fucker the bucket since he can’t seem to get it together to make his way to the bucket.
If Gordon won’t go to the bucket then the bucket must go to Gordon.
Mr mr mr mr Squeaker..
Bucket manufacturing has risen every year since 1997 under this government. Even when it didn’t rise it didn’t fall by as much as it could have, which is surely..surely Mr Squeaker, the same thing.The INS says ..I quote.
The UK has a lot of buckets!”
“There ! there Mr Squeaker! The do no bucket manufacturing Tories and the Pail ‘mend the hole in old bucket’s’ Lib Dems cannot refute that!
{Labour cheers. Tory cries of “arse”}
My Dad made buckets
My dad kick ‘em
John Deere 100,000 units
Massey Ferguson 150,000 units
David Brown 200,000 units
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and the rest of my Fifth Five Monthly plan…
Gordon brown 25,000 Volts check
Cam was no better. He didn’t stamp his foot this time, most disappointing.
I would just like to take this opportunity Mr Mr Mr Sp Speaker in answer to the question about the deficit to bring it to the house’s attention that the opposition have chosen opportunism rather than asking a policy question. Lord Ashcroft. They’re the same old Tories. Lord Ashcroft.
What sort of job did Dave do this afternoon, any good?
dave played you are in bed with unions card result……failed
read the standard. labour party have been caught red handed
he forot he had been very luvvy duvvy with the Unions and it was reported in the ‘Graph which hwas duly quoted from
And hit back with “There is a difference between talking to the unions and bending over for them.”
I’ll say
Started with Brown being proved a liar over armed forces funding, continued with Brown being made to look timid and evasive in the face of union power, and ended with some Tory plonker wasting what could have been a searching question on Whelan’s influence in No.10. On balance, Brown looked weak, Cameron perhaps a little too cocky, and Clegg just unheard.
“…..and Clegg just unheard.”
And they say there is no justice in this world.
and fuckall from fuckwit twit Pickles
You could scroll back 30 years. We haven’t moved on much.
Pickles currently on WatO making a complete pig’s ear of it.
I understand why the BBC use him so much – he’s completely useless and looks and sounds like a fat arrogant Tory pig – perfect BBC fodder, but why on earth do CCHQ let him out so much? He’s a walking disaster for the party!
He can walk?
anyone seen Laim Byrne recently? ..mmm thought not fucking walking disaster that one
pot kettle
Liam Byrne got called away for an emergency haircut
pickles should be kept in a dark room,away from t.v.camers, michael.
Whenever I hear Pickles talking I want to say “… can I have a couple of chops and a pound of your finest mince, Mr Pickles!” I’m sure that when he retires as an MP he’ll become a butcher.
Perhaps Cameron should ask him for advice as Butchers “know the best cuts”?
that should be 454g you racist – get modernised or you’ll be sent away for re-education
Cam did not ask about defence funding. Cam clearly been told by Coulson to play the “remember 1979″ card, but was Coulson even born then, Cam was, but would he have known what was going on in the outside world when he was in Eton? Seems a bit silly, there are plenty of things to bash Brown on but the union thing was just silly.
Cam should have asked more questions about defence funding since clearly Brown was on the backfoot, but for some reason Cam can never follow through. What’s wrong with the tosser?
Byrne warned them with the 1937 card later
Plastic paddy night all over England can’t wait
Loads of pished clowns allowed out about twice a year by their women oh joy.
BJ’s 50p a pop, 20p extra without the teeth in.
Is that you, uncle?
I’m taking my extra hard truncheon tonight
Just take a ak47 and shot everyone wearing green.
Must be the real Sinn Fein talking.
they are the green,get with it or go to the back
Yvette Blooper’s legs looked nice and shapely at PMQs. Balls doesn’t deserve her. She deserves my balls instead.
LOLz!
Yvette’s legs are fat and shapeless but at least they’re not giant tree-trunks like the awful Sarah Brown aka Magda. LOL
Magda has lost a lot of weight in the last few months.
The jibes have clearly been hitting home. She’s getting that stretched skin face that women of a certain age do when they diet. The face loses weight but the thighs and gut just won’t shift that last two stone.
But she was tucking into a £50 plate of pasta only yesterday with Lord Appall.
Had a blonde moment last night and found this on her mate Carla, which explains a lot (but don’t read it if you’ve eaten recently).
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1258233/Has-Carla-Bruni-little-help-keeping-appearances.html
Sarah b.b.b.b.Braun actually.
mit mit mit mit Mistur Mistur Sssspeaker.
If ZaNew Liebore had any sense, they’d have got sexy MILF Caroline Flint as leader. That would get my vote. A PM you can crack one off to every time she appears on TV. Faptastic.
I had no idea pikeys posted on here.
It’s St Twatricks day, so no pikeys – only tinkers.
Knackers. Knockers.
You don’t have to be a pikey or a tinker to want to splooge all over Flint’s face. She’s pure filth and probably a turbd charged goer in the sack.
Flint’s a fat old dog who fancies herself. I wouldn’t touch the old cow with yours.
Actually she is a typical left wing prick teaser.
The old, “I can dress like a cheap whore and give off every signal of being a total filthy slut in bed, but you so much as speak to me wrong or even recognise me as being even slightly female and I will scream rape and have you locked up!” routine is all they know.
Just as LOL says, I would not touch her with yours!
She just get’s straight on with it for me Mr Ned, sucks like a Dyson double cyclone. She even gets the pie and chips in after.
Another ton of pies, St John
Flint is a chav with a blackhead-covered nose, an arse like a bag of spanners and thick ankles. She’s also a loud mouthed slag of a fishwife.
Sounds as if you know her quite intimately Jim.
You only have to see her on the telly to see what a fat old gobshite she is.
flint is classy , she drinks guinness through a straw,
yes he is.
he should’ve got a bullet in kilmainham.
Thank God I’d swallowed my tea when I read that!
Flint isn’t as young as she was and her chavvy accent is a put-off.
JUST MY TYPE………………..
She speaks very highly of you.
she was in the audience here
She is also thicker than Jo Brands ankles and has a twat like a stamped bat.
Sorry, a stamped bat.. what is one of those?
An EU certified to have rabies bat you old bat,now get to the back
They say charlie’s back at No10. Better make sure Steven Persil doesn’t hear about this. He’ll be down to Londres in a flash.
Good, he owes me a lot of fucking money.
you can kiss that goodbye
Is that Charlie Dimmock’s Manicured Pussy?
This must be Islamic PMQs. The fucking nutbags.
http://youtube.com/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DboAmijQ-Uo0&v=boAmijQ-Uo0&gl=US
William Hill’s application to open a bookies in the high street did not go down well with Luton Town Council.
Did the teamsters get a mention
The Prime Mentalist looked livid with rage at the last question about flying nokias!
I wanted to talk about policy that matters to the many and not the few. And Ashcroft. Unlike the opposition who wanted to play partisan politics. Ashcroft.
PMQ’s – Idiot Lib Demotwats shouted over the Scots bloke asking the question on the Scottish Labour Party……
The SNP tried to ask questions about Labour’s Purcell scandal but Lib Dems kept chanting Sean Connery.
Further proof that the Lib Dems are Labour’s bitches.
And the speaker didn’t speak!
Thought it was some cross-channel interference, just about to throw the golf ball at the tele when Broon came on so I carried on regardless and creamed a two iron at Max Imbecile!
Purcell is obviously something Labour want covered up and their Lib Dem gimps and Bercow are helping them do it.
Lib Dems have form for cover-ups, some of us are old enough to remember that old dog-killer Jeremy Thorpe.
Was he not on Star Trek? I thought he was the bloke kept saying “beam me up Scotty”.
They are into diversity, you know, as in having sex with anything, anywhere anytime. Not content with Men and women, they consider, children, dogs, sheep, pigs, cows, you name it, they would legalise having sex with it. Lib dems call it diversity. I call it evil depraved sick and perverted.
Bum me Scotty, more like
Nobody said Beam me up Scotty on Star Trek. The only actors to have done so are Jim Carrey and Jean-claude van Damme.
Scott of the Arseantic.
That Dermstore woman at the bottom of the comments is in the nip!
Quick. Call Nadine.
Harpy was unusually quiet today. None of her usual gesticulating. Probably biding her time until Jonah’s thrown out in 8 weeks and then she can stand for the party leadership.
Can you get getsiculations on the porn channels?
She didn’t look at all well, she was having trouble staying awake. That’s an all-night argument, not just long hours. Maybe somebody will whisper what it was about. Maybe it was something to do with being torn between her need to support the unions and being seen to support the PM. Which ever she does, she’s likely to get a kicking for it, possibly in the wallet. Oh dear.
Maybe she’s got the painters in.
At her age? Surely there’s just stalagmites and stalagtites in her ovaries now.
He meant actual painters.
Probably decorators and carpet fitters too.
Got to get all the expenses in and signed off by April 1st or it comes off next year’s claim.
Harriet making expense claims next year??
Hopefully, in 50 days’ time the only way she’ll walk around Parliament will be on a guided tour.
Anal beads were probably having kittens, Dr Pixie on Embarrasing Bodies probably needs consulting by Harpic Duck!
Why are senior officials of the UNITE union currently forming a close alliance with members of the giant Teamsters Union in the USA.
The Teamsters Union represents workers employed by US airlines who are in direct competition with British Airways.
Is this a conspiracy to damage BA, thereby advantaging US airlines?
Is Whelan working for the Teamsters, aswell as Unite and the Labour government?
What a tangled web we weave!
Has anyone seen Jimmy Hoffa?
No, but Brown could become Enva Hoaxa if this BA thing turns out to be a Brown-Whelan stitch-up to allow Brown to “save the day”.
*ollocks. Enver Hoxha. Spelt the guys name wrong.
Jimmy Hoffa is alive and well, been recycled into Jim Hoffa,go see for yourself
Am i still here?
Shut the fuck up.
mmmff mmmmff mmf mfff
We spend billions on the fence in UK. I don’t seem much evidence in my part of the world. Lots of hedges. Not many fences. Where is the fence and why do we need a Government Department for it?
The Monster Raving Loony Party had the best policy on defence in their 1992 election push. They said they would “sit on it”.
it snot ‘the fence’ it s de fence innit la?
So, Brown LIED to the Chilcot Inquisition. This is Dynamite
It’s a bloody shame that Dave can’t think on his feet as he could have ended Brown’s career there and then at today’s PMQs. instead Dave stuck to his prepared script and asked the same question 4 times.
Don’t worry. Brown is going to be crucified in the press for his lies to Chilcot. He will pay for this in millions of lost votes.
ahh shoite
He lies all the fucking time, another non story.
All you can say about “Call me Dave” the rusty cast iron, is that he is brilliant at missing open goals. This must be about the tenth he has missed.
I’m no fan of Broon but compared to Dave he is a big hitter (not saying much is it?)
That’s right
It’s not a lie – He misspoke!
No story here – move along
yes, agreed
what he really said was that it was nice and sunny today and it going to be the same tomorrow – by the way, while I’m here, you want to listen into my radio show because I’m very good at being as moralistic as the Prime Minister and equally as patronising.
I thought no one could be as bloody patronising as El Gordo, but I am proved wrong again.
Can you all please stop calling me hurtful names? My name’s not Jonah, Macavity, McDoom, McRuin, One eyed son of a manse, or c/unt. I’m human and have feelings too. Please try to be kinder to me.
What a friend you have in Mandy Pooh
What a mess you have in Mandy’s Pooh.
Heffalumpae semper disputandum est.
We’ll do a deal.
You stop lying to us and treating us like idiots and we’ll consider treating you with respect.
Fuck off knob jockey.
The EEEEDIOT!
I agree!
One of Gordon Brown’s senior officials at No 10 is entirely paid by the Unite trade union, the Standard reveals today.
Clare Moody, a national officer for the trade union behind the BA cabin crew strike has been given a desk in the Prime Minister’s powerful political office that deals with policy development and government relations.
Although she works in the heart of Downing Street, her salary and pension are “100 per cent” met by the giant trade union.
Well well well
so they are effectively running the country now.
The left never did like elections.
The Standard telephoned Ms Moody via the Downing Street switchboard this morning. She answered with her name at her desk in the political office, where four other senior staffers are based.
Asked if the union paid her salary, she replied: “Can I get back to you. This has come a bit out of the blue. I will come back to you.”
She works at No 10 with Joe Irvine, the Prime Minister’s political secretary, a former Unite national official, whose salary is paid for by the Labour Party.
Ray Collins, Labour’s general secretary, also used to work for the union and is described as “extremely friendly towards Unite”.
It also emerged today that a string of powerful figures at Unite, including leader Tony Woodley and Political Director Charlie Whelan, have been given security passes to the House of Commons by Labour MPs or the party.
call me Tony
or Dave
eithers fine
A Downing Street spokesman said: “She is in the political office which is staffed by political appointees of the government at the time.”
The spokesman would not confirm who paid her salary but said it did not come from public funds. Neither No 10 nor the Labour Party would confirm or deny that Ms Moody was unique in being paid by a trade union rather than a party.
A Labour spokesman described her as being on secondmnet from the uunion and said previous governments had a political office staffed by party appointees.
He said her salary was declared as a gift from the union to the Electoral Commission.
Is she working on Union business or Government business?
Can anybody tell the difference?
its the same in Labour lala land hence why they always get away with so much
The disclosure comes amid serious concern in Labour circles about the massive and growing influence over the Labour Party wielded by Unite – and the four-day delay before the Prime Minister directly criticised the union over the British Airways dispute.
As Sinn Fein was the political wing of the IRA, the Labour Party is now the political wing of Unite.
Unelected; as is the PM.
Did anybody have a vote as to whether Unite should run the country and have its representatives installed in Downing Street?
Nope, and she gets more time (and has more influence) with the Prime Minister than most elected labour MPs.
UK Democracy: -noun. The imposition of a non-representative dictatorship as a form of government. Elections not required.
I thought the leader of the teamsters was buried in concrete.Am I in this time.
http://www.teamster.org/content/teamsters-urge-passage-jasons-law
changing name from Jimmy Hoffa to Jim Hoffa,no one would ever think your name sounds like the old leaders would they?
It’ll be anti American trials next. Watch out Commies.
No, it’s the son of Hoffa senior who now heads up the union. Nothing like a bit of heredity in the brotherhood. The aristocracy of the American left.
Hmm, this American leftist aristocracy sounds interesting. Did I ever tell you about my family?
Zzzzzzzzzz. Yes.
I don’t knowings whether to votings Labours or Conservatism. Which will allowing me to be have the six wives? And which will giving me the free benefits? Please telling me so I can voting in election for the right partyings. Allah akbar.
vote liebour mate, you wont need to work at all and everything will ofcourse be provided for you, your 10 wives and your 20 children.
Postal vote labour fifteen times
And then 15 times for each of your slave wives too.
6 Wives! The Wakeman album?
I ain’t fucking voting if I have to listen to that!!
I had a mate played that to me in the 70′s .I hate him and Rick Wakeman now.
Rick’s cooler than his music ever was.
Conservative party activist, lives in East Anglia and when he was a pomp rocker owned Marilyn Monroe’s Roller (her autograph’s on the back of the driver’s seat).
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Or not.
If you had been educated under a Tory Government you would have been shown how to do that properly.
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No images mate…. yer carn’t naart do thart in heerr ohh nor!
New Labour goes back to the old days as Charlie Whelan returns
“In 90 key seats the Unite membership is larger than the current Labour majority,” said Whelan.
“If almost every Unite member voted Labour, we would win the election. If the union delivers votes it has a lot more influence than if it simply delivers cash. That is the brutal truth.”
What a fucking mathematical muppet. The majority of UNITE members will already vote Labour. They already constitute the ‘majority’. Even if they continue to vote Labour they will not overwhelm the massive numbers of returning Tory voters or the stay-at-home Labour voters or the defect to B&P Labour voters.
What a fucking mathematical jackass that Whelan is. Just like his boss.
Whelan is obviously thinking of the return to the Block vote where the Union delegate voted for all the Union members at the Labour conference.
3 delegates hold up their pale and pudgy hands and that’s 2 million votes in favour of clause IV.
The kind of democracy which Whelan and Labour wish to revisit.
Well we know what will happen now. As soon as the election is called, the unions will be inundating all the public sector employees with threats that if they do not vote labour, they will lose their jobs!
Lose their non-jobs.
No AC1, the union will be telling the Nurses and teachers and police that it is their jobs that will be on the line too!
They probably would not even bother telling the non-job people as they are already sweating shit about their jobs, whoever wins the election.
Any awkwardness Whelan may experience at being caught between two masters is likely to be diminished by the most important target, of a looming ballot and securing a victory for Brown.
Unite gave £3.5 million last year to Labour (a quarter of donations the party receives). Whelan may be called political director but much of his time is occupied by Labour’s marginal seats campaign (he’s also been drafted in to help Brown on the election media strategy).
“It’s where the election will be won and lost. His brief is to counter Michael Ashcroft,” said a friend of Whelan, referring to the Tories’ major backer and organiser of their efforts in the “must win” constituencies.
All the tories need to do is fill a poster with all the lies labour have told over the last 13 years. You could fill a bill-board 12 feet by 6 feet with writing in 10 pitch characters with the amount of lies labour have told over the last 13 years.
Then whatever labour says, you hit back with saying it is just more lies from labour’s loony left!
So if you’re a Labour marginal it’s a choice between Lord Ashcroft – set up Crimestoppers, saved Victoria Crosses for the nation, helps injured troops gives hundreds of thousands to charity and will leave his billions to good causes when he dies.
Or Wheelan/Unite – original GB spin doctor/Labour attack dog, who is not only going to wreck Easter for thousands of hardworking families who fancy a break, but demolish our national airline.
No brainer.
It’s all a bit close for Gordon Brown’s comfort. Six weeks before an election, a spectre is haunting Labour.
The British Airways strike and the behaviour of the Unite union behind it is such a throwback to Seventies militancy that it would be no surprise if the participants were to emerge wearing flares and humming You Won’t Get Me, I’m Part of the Union.
Well, they might, at this rate, get Mr Brown into a lot of trouble. His weakest link is that he is far more often behind the curve than ahead of it. He should have announced when industrial action was first mooted last year that it was an unreasonable and foolish imposition on an economy that was still perilously close to the double-dip doldrums.
Perhaps Unite want to unseat Brown as much as they want to destroy BA and have a fight with the Torys. Perhaps Unite are resigned to a labour defeat and are quietly backing someone else to emerge as leader.
The only other person they’d back would be edballs.
And I do hope when labour come to a bloodbath after the next GE ,as they will, that once they’ve kicked gordon out they DO elect edballs as their leader.
If that happens edballs and the thug whelan will take labour so far to the left that they’ll never get re-elected.
British Steel
British Coal
Fords Dagenham
British Airways, on its way.
British Leyland
Jobs and companies that the unions have destroyed over the last 50 years.
It might feel like 50 years but it was only 30 years ago they were destroying all those companies.
Union members are just cannon-fodder to those self-serving jackasses.
German, French and American Unions giving advice to Unite on how to bring down an airline, I would have thought ‘Alki Aida’ would have been Unite’s first choice there!!
Seriously though, how thick is Messrs Woodley and Whelan? German, French and American airlines stand to benefit after they have taught unite to destroy BA.
Look how other socialist countries like France benefitted from the demise of the UK car industry!
Sort of benefited. Still needed subsidising which harmed the rest of the economy.
No, harmed our economy since we paid France indirectly via CAP.
Another point is that the timing of this strike is just perfect for the Conservatives who privately can probably barely believe their luck. Here we are on the cusp of a General Election where Labour have pulled themselves almost back into contention and along comes Unite and Labours bad old brothers from the past. Just like they killed off the Callaghan Government in 1979 the brothers might just be able to deliver the final blow to Browns dysfunctional pile of crap. Nice to see Labours very welcome return to the self destructive policies of the past.
It’s a fake – Brown will save the day at the 11th hour.
A once great airline is a political pawn on the verge of collapse
Perhaps Labour have gotten too close for Mandelson. He wants Brown and Whelan out, but first, they must be seen to lose the election for Labour.
The tories won’t last longer than a year or so, massive public unrest and job losses will mean another election by 2012, that’s when Labour will get back in. Mandelson will be the architect.
I agree with IMF on this one. Brown said as much on CeeBee TV this morning
It’s not fake and if it were a trap Labour has climbed onboard a runaway train that it won’t be able to control or stop. There is years of simmering resentment and bitterness behind this just look at BA’s recent record. BA has had terrible industrial relations for years and it’s now boiling over. Just wait till the strike breakers (Scab labour to the brothers) report for work on Saturday and ratchet up the stakes and temperature. The news reports will be full of angry confrontations and abandoned BA passengers stuck in airport terminals. David Cameron must be privately pissing himself with laughter at Browns self inflicted predicament.
It’s not fake and if it were a trap Labour has climbed onboard a runaway train that it won’t be able to control or stop. There is years of simmering resentment and bitterness behind this just look at BA’s recent record. BA has had terrible industrial relations for years and it’s now boiling over. Just wait till the strike breakers (Scab labour to the brothers) report for work on Saturday and ratchet up the stakes and temperature. The news reports will be full of angry confrontations and abandoned BA passengers stuck in airport terminals. The Tories must be privately pissing themselves with laughter at Browns self inflicted predicament.
Is it too late for Michael Foot to step into the breech with a ‘suicide note’ for ‘Our Gord’!!
Trouble is that it’s not the Winter of Discontent – more the Easter of Hissyfit, with meals left unserved in the galleys, and aisles left unflounced.
Why any of us should give a shit about the overpaid trolley dollies having to face reality is beyond me – the number of us who will be affected is in the tens of thousands, and it’s not as if flying BA was ever pleasant or good value anyway.
Wee Willie Walsh must be laughing his cock off as he plans the post-strike administration / merger with competitor / large payoff for Willie and the board that will follow the strike.
Because international aviation rules say you can’t fly unless you have x-number cabin crew on board each flight.
Less cabin crew to go round = less flights = more cancellations.
You missed a few, don’t forget the print industry , decimated by the union loons . And the garment sector, ditto. Oh, shipping, the docks, all instances where organised union action drove businesses to the wall.
We were doing OK until about 450 AD then the Geordie buggers started working to rule, pity, could have been a great country.
Yours,
Maximus Titius
Railways,BT,Water,Gas all HAD to be privatised to expose each to the market and point out to the public it was the public the unions were shafting.All socialist governments rely on 5/10% inflation to deal with the financial clusterfuck they inflict on the economy (just devalue it away) the unions are the paramilitary wing demanding inflation via wage rises.It goes some way towards explaining why amateur housing investment was the only game in town for ten years.This country has the worst housing stock in the developed world,it ought to be the cheapest but hey its the dearest arent we clever.Under the tories at least house prices stabilised at an affordable level once people got hammered by high interest rates and became wary this helped social mobility as anyone could afford to move
For johny foreigner landed folk via YouTube: PMQs 17th March
So – GB made a mistake and had to write to chilcott like Alistair Campbell !!! Can someone compare and contrast his “i told the truth at the chilcott enquiry” soundbite on the politics show on Sunday – with his performance today? When did GB find out he had not given the correct figures then? When was his letter written?
PS – any up-date on the roaseted pig?
The roaseted pig?
Diane Abbott was this morning’s story.
Good questions and these are the questions that Dave should have put to Brown at PMQs. Dave’s backbencher forced Brown into leaving his goal open and Dave didn’t even try to take a shot.
Look, it wasn’t in my notes. I had rehearsed the Unite stuff all morning and I didn’t want to go off message. Tell you the truth I didn’t even realise the enormity of Brown’s Lies until after PMQs when my team debriefed me.
Tit
It’s out there now though. The MSM will run with it. Bigger audience than PMQ’s
Lead story on LBC news. That means about 5th item on BBC.
Just after the story about a rabbit training for the Olympics.
Unless the rabbit dies, in which case that will be blanket news all day instead.
LOL!!! but true
bloody rabbits
He doesn’t really need to though, does he?
Not when he knows keeper Brown will manage to boot the ball into Liam’s face at the goal kick. The ball rebounds, off the arse of Harman and into the goal.
That’s a big arse too.
It’s on the state broadcasters website already.
Don’t worry it will be thrown back at him ad nauseum.
An edited version of his Chilcot appearance with every utterance of ‘Defence spending went up ………blah blah’ mashed with his acceptance that it didn’t
Is it ? Just give me 5 mins with the duty News editor and it will get taken down
Gordon’s admission and reluctant half apology was so pathetic that it would not have been acceptable from a three year old child let alone the PM and Dave should have told him so.
Actually CMD could do himself a favour and get Brown to apologise (fat chance, I know) at next week’s PMQ for lying about it being “one or two years”, when it was actually five.
He did increase defence spending every year, but sometimes it was by a negative percentage.
Or in a different currency
Zero % growth I recall being used in the past.
0% growth is about right, he’s useless down below.
It was not a case of ‘mis speaking’, being out of context or a one off remark.
He repeated it constantly at the Chilcot Enquiry.
He has repeated it constantly on TV, radio and MSM
He even said it at last week’s PMQ’s
He has lied to Chilcot Enquiry, The Public and Parliament
In the name of God, Resign!
Guiness, Murphys
Pixiehead liquid shite
Nigerian stuff is a top drop
Shame about the foul botty burps
Timmy Taylor’s Landlord…top drop from Keighley, West Yorks!!
Oil drum check
fermented Cow shit check
Car battery’s check
rotting corpse of hyena check
Enjoy
That’s usually the following morning.
Hmmm…
modded for mentioning m4rc 0h-10
wot’s that all about?
bung to Guido
LIEBOUR, THE POLITICAL WING OF THE UNITE UNION
THE SICK MAN OF EUROPE, MADE SICK BY HUGE DOSES OF LEFT WING UNIONS IN THE 60′S, 70′S
00′s and if Brown wins in a few weeks the 10′s too.
your a binary programmer and I claim my free photoshop
my dad was in the union in the 60,s , he was a goalie never had a cold man or boy
Just the one?
Just the one Mrs Wembly..
That was a shite show
Still, made a change for Dennis Waterman to be playing a cockney rough diamond.
OK OK
I was shit today at PMQ’s
No Dave, you were fine. I was a useless, lying bastard who didn’t answer a single fucking question as usual.
I was a waste of space too, do you think anyone will notice if I don’t turn up again?
I doubt it…. you can fuck off
Guinness, ugh, utterly disgusting. Tastes like a combination of bile and TCP.
or that brown shite you put on cuts
Mark Oaten has just pointed out your missing “n”.
as in colon
Iodene?
Or even iodine.
yis both of dem
Makes lovely Carbonnade De Boeuf Flamande
sounds delightfully dangerous
sounds delightfully dangerous
Brown’s Defence Budget LIES is the leading story on Sky News. Still wait for the Beeb News24 to run the story.
I wonder how many of the BBC news team are members of Unite.
Nothing to see here
Move along…
See I missed a good PMQ’s
gordon all over the news now for lying to Chilcott and the whelan thug is exposed as being gordon’s puppet master and chief controller of no.10.
Looks like mandy’s being sidelined.
The problem with Guinness is those terrible, embarrassing, teeth-chatteringly kitsch advertising campaigns. Arrrrghhh!!
And the foul botty-burps
Guiness makes my head spin, usually by the 8th or 9th
You’ve clearly never shared a confined space with anyone who was drinking quantities of the stuff the previous evening, if you think thats the problem !
And the taste.
Some of the older ones were quite good. I rather liked “Relief for the Guinless”.
was thinking…vote for Dave…Vote conservative…saw dave today and thought nah Vote for Bloody Nice Party
Senior No 10 official is paid entirely by Unite trade union
Lord Mandelson is known to be deeply concerned that the union is effectively carving up Labour selection meetings to control the next intake of Labour MPs. He made a pointed stand last night to help a Blairite moderniser onto the shortlist in James Purnell’s old parliamentary seat, in defiance of Unite officials who had blocked the choice.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23816132-senior-no-10-official-paid-entirely-by-unite-trade-union.do
Why is the dark lord so quiet, has he had his wings clipped too like mr byr*e. What a way to run a country, you cound’nt make it up.
We aren’t making it up – we’re doing it – New Labour has no choice – it’s bust – the Unite Militants have established dominance in all things – inc No10 – the next Government will be either run by Unite – or will fight the Tories in every trench!
Be warned now – be very afraid
Cameron is right to challenge Brown on this
UNITE + Public Services = Our Nation marching on the streets !!
VOTE TORY
Mandy and the main Labour supporting unions absolutely despise each other. That’s what Diane Abbott said anyway a while ago on that late night show with Brillo and Portillo.
Mandy reckoned on WaTo that he didn’t know anything about the Blairite that he’d insisted be considered for Purnell’s seat, said that he’d had a busy day and not caught up! Mr Disingenuous Major for you!!
WTF is it with Al-Beeba’s obsession with all things Liebour, they are fascinated with their… rules, PLPs, NECs, comings and goings…., FFS they are a bunch of lying, thieving mongs, not fit to govern a kindergarten never mind a country.
Perhaps Lord Ashcroft’s lawyers have had a quiet word with him. “Sticky wicket old boy… sticky wicket.”
St patrick’s day !
it started in Ireland,
but was then stolen by the Americans !
And didn’t they make a nasty mess of it, with their vile green beer, fake Oirishness, silly hats, leprechaun soft toys and the O’Podborski Daughters of Erin Traditional Formation Poledancers?
not arf
The Yanks steal everything and then make a complete mess of them. Their attempts at ‘KULCHURE’ like remakes of classic European films – e.g. The Return of Martin Guerre remade as Sommersby.What a load of utter tosh. Then there’s psychoanalysis which they have made an absolute laughing stock.You get twits like Dolly Draper and Dr (hahaha) Pamela Connolly,going to the US to study.They study for five minutes and now they think they are the saviours of the mental health world.Dr Antony Clare/Herr Professor Freud/Karl Jung eat your hearts out.If Dolly or Pammie came across real mentally ill people you wouldn’t see them for dust.They are just playing at being seyekooooooooferapissssses. If the US is such a together place why are there so many mentally ill people?
and doomsday merchants
St Patricks day ! It started in Southern Britain you muppets. Ask his Dad.
ask who’s dad ?
Hang on mate, the US such a together place? You sound like Tony Bliar, they provide him with a home too.
It can’t be all that together can it? It is one in three whites with diabetes and one in two blacks due to a shit diet. Methinks the gene pool could do with some more chlorine stateside.
Shouldn’t that be “whose Dad?”
Does it really fucking matter ?
Cardinal ashamed of his actions protecting nonce who went on to abuse children for 18 years.
Punishment 3 hail Marys
All right then.. two Our Fathers as well. Novenas are reserved for the bloody nuns.
The old union marxists are slowly coming back to take over labour, and finaly stamp the “new” into the dust. We can expect to see more strikes, power cuts, 3 day weeks, militancy, especially as they are parachuting union sponsored MPs – some of them hard left – into safe labour seats.
But times have changed and the public are more likely to flip a “fuck you” finger at the komrades on the picket-lines than honk their horns in support.
The loonie left may not find the UK quite such a welcoming place as it was back in the ’70s.
I can’t wait to scream abuse at public sector strikers, i shall only use small words with as few syllables as possible, so that they understand my hatred.
f.u.k.o.f.f
small enough
Send in the tanks…….The Militant tendency have returned,they are just better dressed than last time round which would not be difficult.
thats cos they have robbed more
I’m off to get legless with my mate Martin Day
So the rest of you sad fuckers who post on here
FUCK OFF
martin haven’t I warned you to stay away from that nasty boy Whelan, you know he does naughty things to boys
It’s not me that’s pissed, it’s the people treading on my fingers!
You’re not properly p*ssed if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Weeeee! Make the room go round the other way!!
Who put that door on the floor?
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HAI GUISE
THE CHURTCH OF ROME IS IN DHISSGRAYSCE
PADDY PORKER IS IN AMERRYKA
BANQKRUPT
TORKING TWO THE AMERRYKAN PRESLEYDENT
ABAOUT ST. PATRYQKSZ* LEAFFE
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http://www.pcworld.co.uk/gbuk/r/keyboards/0_0_0/
Just had me 2 pints of Guinness in the Old Hall in Buxton Derbyshire
Celebrating me sister’s birthday – Isabel Patricia …….. born this day 1943
Cheers all
happy burpday
Off for a Guinness*…
lovelySee you later.
can he really …. you know …. see us? gosh, I’d better wear some clothes next time ;0)
An award-winning porn director has been selected as a Liberal Democrat candidate.
Anna Arrowsmith has directed raunchy scenes under the name Anna Span
Anna Arrowsmith, who has twice been named adult entertainment director of the year, is standing for election in Gravesham, Kent.
Party leader Nick Clegg said her work was “not exactly my cup of tea” but praised her for not being a “cardboard cut-out Westminster politician”.
How does someone “direct” a porn movie?
“Put that in there. That’s fine…now, jiggle it a bit…”
sounds like typical cgi engineering porn. i use a camera, a slut and me dick
‘put a wiggle in it Flo, they’re open in 5 minutes!
Has Cleggy asked her to work a week in hand yet?? – He usually does with new girls and LibDem interns.
I quite like her work. It opens up an area of t’internet I hardly knew existed.
(I am feeling a little odd (woody) just now).
Typo :it should read she is standing for “Erection” in Grave sham !
Not so much a cardboard cut out then, more of a blow up doll.
My ears always prick-up when I hear of someone Standing for us
Basically your ears are constantly pricked you lucky boy, or so Mrs. Oaten says. We should call you Spock.
Line
Can’t wait till she is introduced to “Black Rod “
Did she direct proper hardcore porn films or those arty farty erotica lightweight things that they show on late night cable TV?
john terry is a murderer
No one else will talk to you, I will then. Do you mean the deceased diplomat or the footballer?
He ran over a Chelsea security guard on his way out of Stamford Bridge last night.
The twat.
Dude in LOST
Well he certainly “butchered “Vanessa Perroncel’s pussy !
and it makes me so angry I could crush a grape.
You know I’m bad, I’m bad, you know it, and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again: Who’s a bad prime minister?
SKY NEWS
Civil Servants Plan Strike On Budget Day
Hundreds of thousands of civil servants could go on strike on Budget day, according to a union angry over cuts to redundancy pay.
If the action goes ahead, Chancellor Alistair Darling may walk past picket lines when he leaves the Treasury to deliver his economic plan to the House of Commons next Wednesday.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Strike-Planned-For-Budget-Day-Public-And-Commercial-Services-Union-Announces/Article/201003315575070?lpos=Politics_News_Your_Way_Region_6&lid=NewsYourWay_ARTICLE_15575070_Strike_Planned_For_Budget_Day%2C_Public_And_Commercial_Services_Union_Announces
that should read Snotty servants
So would you go on strike if you’d had to put up with pay rises well above those in the private sector, a 13-year job creation programme, index-linked, final salary pensions, flexitime and as much sick leave as you fancy!
They also get free BA air travel for life and 300 quid a night allowances. Free company tampons too, even the ladyboy stewards use those up each others arses to stop fluids trickling out in-flight, you wouldn’t believe what they do into your drinks and meals if they don’t like the look of.
Trouble is the BA will then be in the hands of the Receiver by then.
Anyone want to buy some used jet liners? Cheap! Really cheap…
And don’t forget HIV… patient no. 1 was an Air Canada steward.
Senior No 10 official is paid entirely by Unite trade union
17.03.10
One of Gordon Brown’s senior officials at No 10 is entirely paid by the Unite trade union, the Standard reveals today.
Clare Moody, a national officer for the trade union behind the BA cabin crew strike has been given a desk in the Prime Minister’s powerful political office that deals with policy development and government relations.
Although she works in the heart of Downing Street, her salary and pension are “100 per cent” met by the giant trade union.
The disclosure comes amid serious concern in Labour circles about the massive and growing influence over the Labour Party wielded by Unite – and the four-day delay before the Prime Minister directly criticised the union over the British Airways dispute.
Lord Mandelson is known to be deeply concerned that the union is effectively carving up Labour selection meetings to control the next intake of Labour MPs. He made a pointed stand last night to help a Blairite moderniser onto the shortlist in James Purnell’s old parliamentary seat, in defiance of Unite officials who had blocked the choice.
Ms Moody is one of several senior officials at No 10 who are described as being “hugely influenced by Unite” and the left-wing policy agenda that it espouses.
The Standard telephoned Ms Moody via the Downing Street switchboard this morning. She answered with her name at her desk in the political office, where four other senior staffers are based.
Asked if the union paid her salary, she replied: “Can I get back to you. This has come a bit out of the blue. I will come back to you.”
She works at No 10 with Joe Irvine, the Prime Minister’s political secretary, a former Unite national official, whose salary is paid for by the Labour Party.
Ray Collins, Labour’s general secretary, also used to work for the union and is described as “extremely friendly towards Unite”.
It also emerged today that a string of powerful figures at Unite, including leader Tony Woodley and Political Director Charlie Whelan, have been given security passes to the House of Commons by Labour MPs or the party.
The passes give the union barons a free run of the Commons estate, including access to bars and lobbies where they can approach MPs. They could also use Commons facilities like the library researchers if they were listed as a researcher to an MP.
The Conservatives called on the Commons authorities to crack down on trade union passes.
Tory MP Ben Wallace said: “Union bully boys like Charlie Whelan and Tony Woodley strut around Parliament like they own the place.
“As BA passengers struggle to make alternative holiday plans, the Labour Party engages in buying votes and twisting the truth with union money.”
Mr Woodley has a pass from Labour MP Rob Marris while Mr Whelan’s is sponsored by the Labour Party HQ.
Ms Moody also has a Commons pass, courtesy of Labour select committee chairman Terry Rooney. She is listed in the Commons records as an officer for Amicus, Unite’s predecessor union. She flew to America in 2008 on behalf of the union to study the presidential elections and learn lessons for Labour’s campaign for a fourth term. She stood for Parliament in 2005 in Salisbury, trailing third.
A Downing Street spokesman said: “She is in the political office which is staffed by political appointees of the government at the time.”
The spokesman would not confirm who paid her salary but said it did not come from public funds. Neither No 10 nor the Labour Party would confirm or deny that Ms Moody was unique in being paid by a trade union rather than a party.
A Labour spokesman described her as being on secondmnet from the uunion and said previous governments had a political office staffed by party appointees.
He said her salary was declared as a gift from the union to the Electoral Commission.
That’s all you really need to know about McTwat & Co in the No 10 Bunker.
I so hope they can be extricated one Friday morning soon. There are lamp posts nearby that need a bit of livening up…
there are 647 lamp posts around the HOC.same number as MP’s. I know cos someone on here counted them
Cheaper than hanging baskets (are u listening Horseface?)
Collins,Moody,Whelan,Byrne,McNulty,Short,O’Donnell,Kelly,McBride,Kennedy,
O’Brian,Dromey,Kean.The list of West Britons associated with Nu-Liebor goes on and on and on and on. Many West Britons have huge chips on their shoulders and feel that the British owe them something and somehow they are the ONLY ones in the past who have suffered.And it’s all the fault of those horrid Tories. The people in the Republic have moved on but the West Britons haven’t. Inner cities full to the brim with West Britons,all voting for the scumbag Labour party…Everybody Out was the cry of the unions in the 60s and 70s many of whom were Irish..
“IF YOU’RE IRISH COME INTO THE (LABOUR)PARLOUR,THERE’S A WELCOME THERE FOR YOU……..’
Mepherdrone is cutting in to coke profits…must be banned
DMT cutting into reality lines, *no bueno*, no glot – breakthrough into limestone cave / gray room, 1966. All fire, towers open.
I bet you give that sales pitch to all the monged-out hippies you push to, Jack: kinda make ‘em all warm inside, like centipede jism.
Are you contributing in English?
He sounds like my hairdresser in Brixton!
I think he thinks mepherdrone is illegal
You heard the one about the Irishman who booked a ticket on BA?
…………He was afraid to fly
..like the Welshman who booked a flight on Baa
I once climbed aboard a Virgin but it didn’t go all the way!
Your all doomed,doomed I tell ya
One in ten unemployed.1 in 10
hat tip Scott P PB.com
BBCLauraK
Stats from Commons library show defence spending hit lowest share of GDP since 1930 in 2006-7 – when it was 2.3%. In 2008-9 it was 2.5%
BROWNS A LIAR
This is a resigning matter surely
I’ll get me coat boss.
Used to be.
Adding up has never been two of my strong points !
I am already surrounded by twunts in Guinness hats.
I’m stretched out on the couch with a long tube going into a barrel of Carlsberg Export.,only 20 quid of the local lorry hijacker.not a dim thick paddy whacking copy clone in sight.
Can I have a job like Guido’s then.. nearly as taxing as an MP. Long wet lunches, a lift home. Bliss.
Bet he’s not given Emily the afternoon off, though. Poor girl’s probably in the office on her own, slaving over a hot mod. button.
Rather than going out for a drink?
She deserves to go out for a driñk or two.
Now I am getting turned on. Just think of that – Emily with a hot button.
Daphne or Lulu?
I think this may raise a laugh today
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23816208-internet-rehab-for-children-aged-12.do
Ha ha – what?
I read it. As usual the evil filth in the public sector workers punished the child who was being bullied by placing her in solitary confinement until she committed suicide.
The dirty evil retarded illiterate innumerate filth that are ‘teachers’ in Britain is astonishing. Nu Liebore has packed the schools with scum, conditioning children to be sodomites and to engage in bestiality with wooden spoons.
It’s a fucking disgrace. British teacher are loathsome retarded shit.
so it wasn’t a laugh then
Good news for Government as David Cameron fucks up yet again !!!!
WHERE ARE YOU CHARLIE AT THE MOMENT?
IN NUMBER 10 OR AT UNITE?
OR IS YOUR UNITE OFFICE NOW IN NUMBER 10?
We are all united together at number 10
GORDON LIED TO CHILCOTT
I TOLD YOU HE IS A COMPULSIVE LIAR DIDNT I?
HE HASN’T TAKEN MT ADVICE THAT I POSTED ON HERE PREVIOUSLY ON HOW TO OVERCOME IT.
When irish lies are smiling !
Quarter of adults out of work, official figures show
More than one in four adults in Britain are not working, after a record number left the workforce in recent months, official figures indicated.
IN THE REAL WORLD
A total of 10.6 million people either did not have a job, or have stopped looking for one, according to figures from the Office for National Statistics, which indicated that more people than ever before had abandoned the workplace – choosing instead to study, go on sick leave or just give up searching for a job.
A record 149,000 left the workforce and became “economically inactive”, between November last year and January, the ONS said. These people more than offset the fall in the headline unemployment.
…and yet Jonah at PMQ’s said unemployment is coming down.
Brown is divorced from reality and Dave needs to challenge him more effectively on misrepresenting government figures.
Thats about right, innit. !/2 the adults are women and they shoud be lookin after hubby an kids and cooking and the oldies and stuff. More work for the reel workers innit
You know I’m bad, I’m bad, you know it. And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again: Who’s a bad prime minister?
YET MORE LIES
Gordon Brown admits: I was wrong on defence spending
Gordon Brown has admitted he was wrong to claim that he increased defence spending in real terms every year.
The Prime Minister said that claims he had made in the House of Commons and in evidence to Sir John Chilcot’s Iraq Inquiry had been incorrect.
Mr Brown, who has faced intense criticism over his support for the Armed Forces, had repeatedly insisted that as Chancellor, he made real increases in the defence budget every year.
However, offcial figures from the Ministry of Defence show that, allowing for inflation, its budget fell in five years: 1998, 1999, 2000 and 2002 and 2007.
Challenged about his claim during Prime Minister’s Questions, Mr Brown made a rare admission of errror.
“I do accept that in one or two years, defence expenditure did not rise in real terms,” he told MPs.
Mr Brown said is now writing to Sir John Chilcot to amend his evidence to the inquiry.
The Prime Minister’s admission is a political victory for David Cameron, the Conservative leader, who challenged him about the figures last week in the Commons.
By amending his evidence to the Chilcot panel, Mr Brown may bolster the case for recalling him for another evidence session later this year.
I see the maximum imbecile has been caught lying yet again!
This time the dribbling mongoloid has been found out lying about spending increases(lack of)for the armed forces.
The made up fantasy world inside Browns tiny brain is a weird place, full of make believe made up shite.
At last the lies are starting to catch up with him, not much longer till the chill winds of reality reaches his very centre.
I have given up wondering what colour the sky is on McTwat’s plant.
I believe it to be black…
Broon reckons he will go on…and on.. whatever the outcome.
If Dozy Dave does get, and find the bloody mess we all know is there, and can’t deal with it, he (Broon) may get back in again a few months down the line.
Gordon Brown was today forced into a humiliating retreat in his battle against retired generals who accuse him of giving disingenuous evidence on military funding to the Iraq Inquiry.
The Prime Minister told the House of Commons that he now accepted that his evidence had been wrong. He admitted that defence spending “did not rise in real terms” in every year under the Labour government and said he had written to Sir John Chilcot to clarify his controversial claims.
Throughout his testimony, Mr Brown repeatedly insisted that military spending had increased in every year since 1997 and claimed that every urgent operational request was met immediately.
Resign
Dream on…
and Dippy Dave missed it.
VERY INTERESTING COMMENT HERE
The mistake Gordon made this time was in allowing the matter to become public and having to air dirty washing in public.
Gordon appears to fair better at ignoring potential embarrassments to the Government thereby avoiding any potential evidential mistakes during inquiries, investigations, hearings etc.
Do I hear you ask for an example?
In June and July 2007 allegations of crime were reported to police at Belgravia against John Reid and Tony McNulty.
The Prime Minister was informed of the complaints and crimes reported against his Ministers, the two CADS Incidents created by the Metropolitan Police and the Crime Reference Number created in accordance with the Home Office Counting Rules.
But the reported crimes were never investigated………
is that it?no more?then fuck off
So Brown has been caught in another lie, and this one cannot be passed of as an opinion which has been shown to be wrong. He stated categorically at the enquiry that spending had always increased and had not affected equipment, further that the Armed Forces got whatever they asked for. More than that he has made the same statement to the House of Commons from the Despatch Box several times. Surely these are grounds for impeachment?
There is another aspect to this as well. The last time he lied about this at the Despatch Box Denis Skinner and two other hard left MPs vilified the former Chiefs of Defence Staff and implied they had lied saying they “hey must be Tories. Gutless Gordon refused to refute this or distance himself from the attacks, these men must be forced to make an apology in a venue which is at least as public.
At the time I said I knew who I would prefer to believe, seems I was right.
I stand by my previous comments about Skinner. A low life
So my boss tells lies? So what?
It’s what we do here in the No 10 bunker.
We’re getting really good at it.
Correction. Its the UNITE bunker now.
jUST LOOK AT THE COMMENTS IN THIS ARTICLE IN THE GUARDIAN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/mar/17/gordon-brown-defence-spending-mistake
so many articulating their hate of gordon, and in the guardian, would you credit it?
Look at the kites on the snatch twins either side of Gorgon as he fucks it up. apicture paints a thousand words and the first 2 are o shite
Oh here we go again ‘it was a mistake’. Not a barefaced, cold, calculated, cynical LIE to get himself out of a tight corner.
What about all the other ‘mistakes’? No WMD, dodgy dossiers… they were all ‘mistakes’ too.
Angus Reid for Politicalbetting
Mar 17 Mar 11
CONSERVATIVES 39% 39%
LABOUR 26% 26%
LIB DEMS 21% 18%
LAB to CON swing from 2005 8% 8%
Angus Reid for Politicalbetting
Mar 17 Mar 11
CONSERVATIVES 39% 39%
LABOUR 26% 26%
LIB DEMS 21% 18%
LAB to CON
swing from 2005 8% 8%
http://www2.politicalbetting.com/
BY GORDON YOU C U N T.
YOU ARE SO HATED AND DESPISED.
THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU MARXIST CRETIN
He’s got a young man who feeds him
Whispers sweet nothings just to please him
He makes him cool for the TV
Makes half the man he is a celebrity
With his swollen lips around his early teens
In his dress he can’t believe it’s in his genes
He’s half a man, and half a God
One half bitch, one half dog.
The peoples poet
Not me.
Babybird.
The Labour Party
A wholly owned subsidiary of the Unite Union.
Our Mission Statement is to do whatever has to be done, to say whatever has to be said, to let anyone who wants to toss it off in the UK in and give them money, to pull whatever strings have to be pulled, to bribe with peerages whoever we need money from and/or to join the cabinet, etc., etc., ad nauseam, so we can stay in power forever.
So far, so good…
Bloody work again, another missed PMQs where Brown was shit – only three more to go before a May 6th Election!
O/T just got sent this – a bit of humour before indulging like Guido in a little of the black stuff!
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/a-child%27s-guide-to-modern-britain-201003172568/
For example:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King’s horses, And all the King’s men
Did not have enough helicopters to put Humpty together again and anyway it’s a waste of time because it is a vicious tribal dispute that will continue long after we have been forced to withdraw.
St Patrick’s Day? Why not! After all, that lot over there just lo-o-ove celebrating St Georges Day. Hoons.