March 16th, 2010

Sarah’s Discreet Tête à Tête Tweeted

While the village enjoys a day of bun fighting about unions and Sure-Start centres, how better to escape the toil of the frontline than heading north to Marble Arch for a long relaxing lunch at Locanda Locatelli. Over the £30 per plate coniglio arrosto, or the tagliatelle di castagne ai funghi selvatici Sarah Brown lunched with her husband’s very own dodgy, expenses fiddling, pension raiding, non-dom donor, Lord Swraj Paul. Unusually for Sarah, she hasn’t tweeted this.

Labour have tried to distance themselves from Lord Paul, who Gordon made a Privy Counsellor, despite no obvious qualifications beside deep pockets. To have their “secret weapon” Sarah grinning through anecdotes and stories shows just how keen they are to keep their purse-string holder happy. Wonder who picked up the cheque?

Hat-tip: EyeSpyMP (with a little help from Photoshop).

UPDATE : The Eye Spies inform us that the long lunch finished at three thirty. Something tells Guido that Sarah wouldn’t have been so quick to tweet about her outing had she not been busted with Labour’s persona non grata.  Kids? He is the Labour Party’s piggy bank more like…


  1. 1

    Pension Raiders of the Lost Millions!

    In a cinema near you!

    • 12

      Nice to see the Lib/Dems bothering their arse for the cause!

    • 25
      pot kettle says:

      And Lord Ashcroft is constantly hob nobbing with Top Tories too
      Is that worth a photoshop too I wonder ?

      • 34

        I bet he doesn’t take Samantha out at lunchtime!

        • 51
          Grodon Bronw says:

          Or give her one up the arse

        • 100
          my nondoms dodgier than your nondom says:

          no he takes out Dave and George and Andy and Hague
          but you’re right, Samantha is much more important than them

          bald men fighting over a comb again

          Lord Ashcroft and Lord P. are both sleazebags
          time for them both to fuck off

        • 286
          Peasant says:

          “I bet he doesn’t take Samantha out at lunchtime!”

          I bet he does! Wouldn’t you? Admit it, if you were him, wouldn’t you be tempted to ask for a peek of her other tattoo in exchange for another donation? (I bet she would say yes too, she’s friendly like that)

    • 86
      MisterE says:

      Maybe she was questioning Lord Paul about the best way to bolster Gordon’s pension fund for his upcoming retirement…?

      He does have form in this area, after all.

      • 330
        Anonymous says:

        Or she’s working on her own post-election pension fund. In the oldest way possible.

        Given “Lord” Paul’s form re-pension funds he wouldn’t be my first choice, but since when were socialists smart when it comes to planning for the future.

  2. 2
    Primus inter pares says:


  3. 4
    Butler to Lord Fondlebum says:

    Can’t Sarah have a quiet lunch with her lover!!

    • 10
      Dick the Prick says:

      Seems like quite a decent menu. Have managed to blag a full buffet plate to slowly munch through this aft – huzzah!

    • 30
      Peter Grimes says:

      At least Paul might slip her a length in her front bottom, just for a change!

      If his stomach is strong enough!

    • 175
      I Spy says:


      Patricia Hewitt hiding in a dustbin naked wearing a hat made of banana skins

  4. 5
    Postal Vote says:

    And, lest we forget, Sarah (normally I tweet about my oh-so important lunch dates) Brown got an honorary degree from Wolverhampton University where (very saintly) Lord Paul is a chancellor.

    Education, education, education indeed.

    Or cash and degree for lordship and privy council?

    PS did labour know and discuss the nondom status of its donors – we have the right to know beeb and guardian

    • 18
      Postal Vote says:

      Actually (you don’t have to work in media to use that word), lord Paul is THE chancellor of Wolverhampton University

      • 78
        Minekiller says:

        Wolverhampton has a University? Sounds like a Meejah Studies and Immigration scamming establishment to me…..did it used to be a Poly?

        • 170
          Anonymous says:

          Probably. They do indeed do the Meedja Studies course, along with other stuff that merely delays the inevitable unemployment for 3 years, such as ‘Community Health’ (probably something to do with monitoring lard consumption on council estates), ‘Health studies’ (ditto) and ‘Performing Arts’ (educating people not to eat lard, using the medium of dance).

          • A Nonny Mouse says:

            Lard consumption? More likely to be curry powder consumption. It’s spot-the-white-man time in Wolverhampton these days. If they teach anything in the University of Wum, it’ll be in Punjabi and Urdu.

    • 28
      Sarah Twatter says:

      Had non-Dom Perignon-dom and lobster therminon-dom and popa(non) doms with the non-dom.

    • 87
      Gordons press advisor comes back from lunch says:

      Who the fuck organized this

    • 176
      Gordon Brown says:

      Media, Film Studies, and PR is an excellent course and I wish all its participants every success.

      • 285
        udderly 'orrible says:

        Yep, leading edge stuff, so much better than engineering, high tech glassworks, automobiles, or steelworks. Its a low carbon world out there and we are leading the way… back to the ice age.

    • 193
      Lord GNOME says:

      Kevin Bulmer
      David Burrows
      Vanley Burke
      Andrew Logan
      Dr Ursula Howard
      Sir Paul Scott-Lee
      Michael Norton
      Sathnam Sanghera
      James Noble-Rogers

      Esther Rantzen – Honorary Degree of Doctor of Social Science for significant work in promoting the welfare of vulnerable children through the media and development of ‘every child matters’ approach.

      Professor Sue Hill
      Geoffrey Davies OBE
      Suzi Perry
      Nigel Slater
      Frank Skinner
      Rev Preb Geoffrey Wynne
      Don Goodman

      Shoimeone ish mishing shurely shome mishtake?

  5. 6
    Darling Husband says:

    “Look just because they both have their hands under the table & they’re smiling it doesn’t mean that they’re fondling each other!”

  6. 7
    They're All At It says:

    Let’s face it – Gordoom can’t be seen smoozing with the Lord Paul, so it’s down to his wife. And who said that they would not play politics with his family?

  7. 8
    Liam Fox (Warmonger:1st Class) says:

    Never mind lunch, lunch is for wimps.
    Let’s stop mucking about and let’s start bombing Iran. We have got to prove we are as bloodthirsty and trigger happy as the New Labour war criminals.
    Bring it on!
    I am the man for the job, I am a warmongering bomber like my hero the midget John McCain. Let’s face it, John was right, we should stay in Afghanistan and Iraq for a hundred years. We must stay there until all the arabs have been killed.
    There is no other way, let’s g-g-g-go!

    • 31
      Peter Grimes says:

      At least McCain went to war. You armchair warriors are all spineless assholes!

      And you probably vote ZaNuLieBor!!


      • 99
        Frontbumwatch says:

        and phony prison camp

      • 139
        Peter Grime's Never Been on The Front Line says:

        Peter, that is no way to talk to Liam the Warmonger.
        He would start bombing Iran as soon as poss if the Tories get in.
        Just like Bair, just like him, another war criminal in a suit, that’s all Liam Fox is.

      • 235
        john miller says:

        If assholes had spines, Mandy’s cock would have a ridge in it. And it hasn’t. So I’m told.

    • 62
      AC1 says:

      McCain had a son fighting Alky Ada in Iraq during the election.

      • 134
        AC1 Loves War says:

        Who will be 130 by the time the Americans stop invading Iraq if his father has anything to do with it.
        And you are aware that John McCain’s captivity story is a load of old baloney?

        • 141
          Peter Grimes says:

          I suppose you were there guarding him in the local Hilton and feeding him caviar, were you AC1 asshole?

        • 207
          AC1 says:

          Sweden’s national television broadcaster announced on Thursday the release of previously unpublished film footage of US Republican Party presidential candidate John McCain leaving North Vietnam following his release from a prisoner of war camp. The footage has been in the archives of Sveriges Television (SVT) for the last 35 years, but has just been released on a DVD accompanying a book about the Vietnam War written by Swedish author Erik Eriksson, reports the Dagens Nyheter (DN) newspaper.

          The footage shows McCain and other former POWs exiting a bus and standing on the tarmac at Hanoi’s airport. McCain’s name is heard being called out by a voice with a strong Vietnamese accent, after which a slightly limping McCain is greeted by a high ranking US military officer on his way to an airplane after more than five years of captivity as a prisoner of war.

          I think you’re making shit up.

          • The Remittance Man says:

            Well, to the mind of a journalist working at a publication that takes a similar line to the Guardian, it obviously does. Especially if that publication (and journalist) come from a country so rabidly anti-Republican it gives a guy its highest honour just for beating one in an election.

    • 177
      There are warriors, and then there are warriors says:

      Don’t forget old man Admiral McCain and his part in gagging the victims of the 1967 Israeli attack on the USS Liberty.

  8. 14
    backwoodsman says:

    Perhaps all the pensioners lord paul swindled would like to twitter sarah and let her know what they think – and they could copy the press too !

  9. 15
    ShoutsAtTheTV says:

    Had the misfortune of catching “Woman’s Hour” whilst I was driving today.

    i) it was the magazine-reading women of England wot won it for Labour in 1997
    ii) William Hague was a born loser
    iii) magazine editors were falling over themselves to interview Fion Hague in 2001 (but she was having none of it)
    iv) Sarah Brown is a skilful master of Tweeting and modern media
    v) Samantha Cameron would not be helping her hubby out (by doing magazine interviews) if the Conservatives were 20 points ahead in the polls…

    Life must be so simple if you have only 1/2 a brain and only have to deal in absolutes?..

    • 42
      Feminista says:

      And who is it who broadcasts Woman’s Hour? Brown Broadcasting Corporation?

      • 72
        ShoutsAtTheTV says:

        Yes, quite right… I should have known better.

        Shouting at the TV set in the comfort of one’s own home is one thing; shouting at the Radio (whilst driving along) is quite another.

        It’s just the dodgy, unchallenged assertions they make that really gets to me

  10. 16
    Manly Sarah says:

    Look, I’m having a day off from being Gordon’s prop, alright?

    • 33
      Peter Foybum says:

      So, let me get this right. Lord Paul is not asking you to take it up the arse?

      • 303
        Lord Paul says:

        Sarah agreed to let me have it up the arse AND she would talk to her husband about another contract for me. Funny way you English do business but who am I to complain. Non-dom, Non-condom. Now where is that “no taxes” box that I have to tick?

    • 106
      Knockere says:

      well he won’t hit you with a nokia

  11. 20
    mitch says:

    The beard with the wiered .

  12. 21
    Grodon Bronw says:

    Er! It’s the right thing to do.

  13. 22
    Pressure Ron says:

    Qualifications? What have they go to do with anything? This is Britain, 2010, and the only thing that matters is money and whom you know. You’ll be arguing that Britain a democratic meritocracy next.

  14. 23
    but there's lots of flies on the dung heap that is Lord Paul.... says:

    Nice one Guido! There’s no flies on you.

  15. 24
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Wonder who picked up the cheque?

    We did, of course
    Silly boy.

    • 37
      Postal Vote says:

      Let’s check in due course when the expenses claims are posted on the web whether Paul is arrogant enough to make us pay for this …

  16. 27
    gert says:

    Brown said McMinger was not “politial”. So we have to believe the one-eyed maniac, right?

  17. 29
    The ghost of Winston Smith says:

    What’s that thing around Magda’s neck?

  18. 32
    TwoDogsFucking says:

    Labour must be getting desperate for donations if Gordan has to pimp his hag of a missus out.

    • 61
      FiveDogsFucking (aka The Kitchen Cabinet) says:

      I wouldn’t want it if you paid me. Now if it were that nice Emily ….. (Bet you won’t publish that! Again!)

      • 103
        Nomates fan club founder says:

        Oi! I saw her first!

        • 172
          No to censorship says:

          All I said that I thought she was sweet. That’s all…. Oh, I did also say I would give her one. And Guido zapped me! What’s he onto?

  19. 35
    Penfold says:

    A clear demonstration of hypocrisy, double standards, devil may care and two fingers squarely presented to the fleeced taxpayers.

    Then again it could be Rah giving him the bum’s rush in a genteel and nice way, afterall she is of PR and Marxist stock, and there’s history there of telling people to Foxtrot Oscar away

  20. 36
    Lord Paul Pot (of cash) says:

    I have loadsamoney! I’ll give you some if you’re nice to me.

  21. 39
    Dirty Harry says:

    I Keep checking EyeSpyMP to hear how Gordon’s jogging is getting on.
    No sightings yet.

  22. 40
    Gordon Brown says:

    Unleaded – 119.9p – Solihull 16/3/10.

    when will the fucking plebs riot? This is no fun. We shit on them 24/7, parade our perversions openly, honour war criminal aliens, tax them more than the US colonies and yet the wankers still just sit there and take it. English twats, they’re all mental.

  23. 44
    Brown on Women's Hour says:

    “Sarah’s a great person and I love her very much. I’m much more comfortable around women, I’ve got to tell you. Sarah’s my wife and I love her. I love being around women. I feel very comfortable around them. I love Sarah. She’s a great person. And she’s my wife. I love my wife. And Sarah is my wife. And I’m comfortable around women. And my wife.”

  24. 45
    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    In Times of Olde a Lord would fight on a trusty steed to impress a dame. Seemingly, Paul believes a dull £30 lunch will suffice.

  25. 46
    Anonymous says:

    How fucking cowardly is that? Brown prostituting his wife to help get/hide bribes for his party?

    Sums him (and her) up really.

  26. 48
    Jack Dromey says:

    I came top in an all-women shortlist. That’s real socialism for you.

  27. 49
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Fucking FAT FAKE COW !

    She is on the make just like the rest of the rotton bastards. She is as VILE as her bong-eyed-lying-Hunt of a so-called husband.

    Sooner they get evicted the better.

  28. 52
    Hang The Bastards says:

    ++ Police Investigating Vigilante Style Hit on Ashok ++

  29. 53
    Caroline Flint says:

    Gordon has recruited me to help boost Labour’s poll ratings. So here’s the deal for all male voters. Agree to let us process your postal vote for Labour, and I’ll give you a handjob.

  30. 54
    Princess Margaret says:


    A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter
    scale hit Essex in the early hours of Friday with its epicentre in Basildon.

    Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering “Faaackinell”.

    The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately

    £30 worth of damage.

    Several priceless collections of mementos from

    Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair.

    Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed.

    Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived.

    Essex FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused

    and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with

    the fact that something interesting had happened in Basildon.

    One resident – Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother

    of 5 said, “It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes

    came running into my bedroom crying.

    My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept

    through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up

    and watching Trisha the next morning.”

    Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were

    unaffected and carried on as normal.

    The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship

    4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help

    the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching

    through the rubble and have found large quantities

    of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery

    from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.


    This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing

    parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught

    up in this disaster.

    Clothing is most sought after – items most needed include:
    Fila or Burberry baseball caps
    Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
    Shell suits (female)
    White sport socks
    Rockport boots

    Any other items usually sold in Primark.

    Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are

    needed all the same.

    Required foodstuffs include:
    Microwave meals, Tins of baked beans, Ice cream,

    Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew. 22p buys a biro

    for filling in the compensation forms.
    £2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a

    family of 9. £5 buys B&H and a lighter to calm

    the nerves of those affected.

    **Breaking news**

    Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble

    smothered in raspberry Alco-pop.

    ‘Where are you bleeding from?’ they asked.

    “ROMFORD” said the girl,

    “woss that gotta do wiv you?

  31. 56
    Watt Tyler says:

    Take a look at the wretched, corrupt, illegitimate parasite that is her husband:

    (Warning: grotesque mugshot)

    Remove this party from power before they do any more damage, FFS.

  32. 59
    Sadiq Khunt says:

    Aren’t you glad we have the BBC which point blank refused to report on my criminal behaviour? Here at Millbank, we call them the LBC: Labour Broadcasting Cartel.

  33. 65
    Ladies Man says:

    Question for the women here. Consider this scenario, as horrific as it is. Gordon Brown, John Prescott and Charlie Whelan are the last three men on earth. You have to shag one. Which? And before you ask, suicide is not allowed as an alternative. However, if you’re good looking, you may be allowed to turn lesbian in order to get out of it. But really good looking, mind. The kind Ali G would call a fit honey.

  34. 67
    Martin Day says:

    Is that meal being paid for by the steelworkers pension money that he raided and gave to liebour?

  35. 70
    Canine Law says:

    Only a muzzy twat would fuck that

  36. 73
    Martin Day says:

    110 Liebour MP’s already belong to Unite union

    Why would you give £11m pounds to some one in 3 years for nothing?

  37. 74
    John Prescott says:

    This story reminds me. I’ve not been to a restaurant since this morning. I’m off. Ta.

  38. 79
    Margaret Beckett says:

    Since Caroline’s doing it, I thought I’d join in too. So will you men vote Labour if I give you a handjob each? I’ll even wear lingerie for it. How about that?

  39. 82
    Martin Day says:







    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”





  40. 92
    Gordon Brown says:

    Please stop calling me McRuin, McDoom, Jonah, Macavity, twat, c/unt, one eyed son of a manse, and all the other mean, horrible names you keep calling me. I have feelings too.

  41. 95
    Jimmy says:

    Not at all desperate.

  42. 98
    Martin Day says:








  43. 108
    send him home says:

    isn’t it about time Brown sacked Lord Pawl from being the Labour Party Deputy Chairman and sent him home to sleaze in Beleeze!

  44. 112
    christy says:

    Cant imagine Uncle Fester being interested in any sex angle although must admit he does like stuffing some things like pension schemes.

  45. 113
    QWERTY says:

    Nick Robinson is more interested in Lord Ashcroft.

  46. 117
    PROPELLER HEAD ! says:

    Why is Sarah Brown having lunch with “the thing”, from Fantastic 4 ?

  47. 121
    Lord Kinnock says:

    Bet you wish I was Prime Minister now. Trouble is, I haven’t got time with trying to spend all the cash Glenys and I get from the EU. Still, I expect that you are all happy for me.

  48. 123
    Engineer says:

    “Tagliatelle di castagne ai funghi selvatici”.

    That’s toadstool pasta in the real world, isn’t it? Five quid a plate.

    We’ve got to get out of the EU. All this foreign muck is costing the taxpayer a fortune through expense claims. What’s wrong with a pork pie, for Heaven’s sake?

  49. 124
    Martin Day says:

    This election is a choice between a party leader who is honest about the tough economic choices facing Britain(Gordon Brown) and one who is fundamentally dishonest(David Cameron)

    So there we have it !!!!

    • 145
      Martin's mother. says:

      Martin, you haven’t taken your medication again. Your father will be home soon and there will be hell to pay if he sees you using his computer.

    • 146
      Martin Day says:

      “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
      His accompanying comments about “character” appeared to have been scripted by a comedian in need of some fresh material.
      “For better or worse, with me what you see is what you get,” said Mr Brown. It is a line so at odds with reality, so manifestly untrue, so utterly ridiculous that one barely knows where to start challenging it.
      Was this the same Mr Brown whose shameless evidence to the Chilcot Inquiry was dismissed by Army chiefs as “disingenuous”? The same Mr Brown who unleashed the “forces of hell” on his own chancellor? The same Mr Brown who cannot walk past a national statistic without rebasing its measurement for narrow political advantage (crime, inflation, growth)?
      When events defy the Prime Minister’s preferred view of the world, he has a remarkable capacity for applying the Tipp-Ex. History doesn’t haunt him because he either ignores or rewrites it. No British leader in my lifetime has embraced the technique of veracity evasion with greater enthusiasm.
      Mr Brown’s most egregious abuse of our credulity, “no more boom and bust”, has been expunged from the script. In its place is a claim that his genius saved us from the ravages of an American-inspired crash. Rather than expiate his sins of profligacy, he seeks to exploit them. Financial disaster is repackaged as a tactical triumph: his triumph.
      “I won’t let you down,” Mr Brown promises. Too late, old son, you already have.

    • 158
      Anonymous says:

      Fuck off and die Derek.

    • 250
      Fidel X Penses says:

      Thanks Martin. I was having such a glum day, looking at how much I pay to your masters in NI and taxes. Your little joke has cheered me up no end.

    • 252
      troglodyte says:

      One of the best deadpan pieces of irony i have come across on this blog. Congratulations

    • 257
      The Witch says:


  50. 136
    Eyespymp says:

    Lord Swraj and @sarahbrown10 left the restaurant 30 minutes ago.
    She was pissed as a fart, staggering all over the pavement and flashing her gash to passing cars. Lord Swraj looked very embarrassed at her behavior. What will her old man say about this?

  51. 149
    Martin Day says:

    Since the Union Modernisation Fund was established, UNITE has received nearly £4.5 million according to figures published in this morning’s Guardian. This is £4.5 million of taxpayers’ money, going straight into Union coffers. And then out again direct into Labour Party coffers.

    In any other sector this would be known as laundering

  52. 150
    The PM shouldn't be disturbed but this cunt is says:

    Lunching with a robber baron? the hypocrisy of the NaziLabour vermin is enough to make one feel very ill.

    Cmon progressive Lieberal lefttards, lets here it for the pension raiding nom dom

  53. 159

    Lord Paul was crushed. Baffled to see Sarah at his table in heaven, all was revealed when she confessed that she’d changed her name by deed poll to “72 virgins”.

  54. 163
    Agent 99 says:

    Going live apparently over the next 48 hours on billboards across the country

    oh dear me… There will multiple nokia acidents and re-ordering of office furniture over the next few days I suspect

    • 181
      Happy Jack says:

      Yea, trouble is most of Broons voters work for Unite ?
      Non jobs.

    • 185
      Anyone But Brown says:

      It’s the right thing to do

    • 194
      I hate New Labour says:

      True, but what difference will it make?

      30% of the country need a Labour government to keep the ££’s coming in, nothing will stop them voting for the incompetent one-eyed disaster.

  55. 166
    Info Wars says:

    Sarah Brown was give a degree by Lord P*ul via the same university he happens to be on the board off.

  56. 188
    marcus aurelius says:


    is this goingto be on the BBC?

  57. 190
    Hanky_Panky says:

    Paul: You know Sara I’ve always fancied you………

    Sara: And I suppose you want to take me back to “your place” and let me spank your chubby wubby derrière….

    Paul: What a fantastic new world has opened up to me Sarah…. now that I’m Non-Dom!

  58. 192
    Jockey Wilson says:

    up the aisle in Tesco

  59. 196
    westminster arms says:

    Sarah Brown, is there are more two-faced, dishonest, scheming and cynical woman in British politics today? And such a nasty, sadistic streak as her collaboration with Damien McBride to smear the wives of Cameron and Osborne proved.

    Meanwhile Gove goes on the attack against Charlie ‘the psycho’ Whelan. let’s see what Charlie is made of under fire. Knowing what I know about him my guess is that he’s shitting himself already:

  60. 199
    JV says:

    Sarah Brown’s honeymoon with the press and the moronic, celeb-worshipping half of society is coming to an end.

    She has been exposed as a calculating, arrogant, and self-serving con-woman prepared to join forces with McPoison to dream up appalling smears against other politicians and their wives.

    • 234
      Lord Uddin says:

      How much did the Government pay her public relations firm ?

      Parliamentary/Press investigation is necessary…

      • 249
        The Dirty Rat says:

        There is a whiff of cordite in the air. I sense that their house of cards is coming down and they will all be consigned to history.

  61. 200
    Cassandrina says:

    Calf’s kidneys (sic) only a little cheaper than a sirloin steak (no weight given)?
    Roast Rabbit leg £28.50 – on the Food Programme they seemed not to know the price of wild rabbit (more BBC bubble mentality) until someone emailed to say E3.5 per kilo in France while I know I can get a whole one in UK for £2.50.
    Would only go to this restaurant if I won the Lottery (to test it), or someone else was paying.

  62. 204
    EyeSpyMP says:

    Gordon Brown nursing a semi-onn whilst looking at small children

  63. 205
    john miller says:

    Labour are pushing her too far. She is now looking like merely one head of the hydra.

    The initial message was that now you’ve seen Sarah you believe Gord has a good side.

    Sadly, having seen an awful lot of Gord, most people now believe Sarah has a dark side…

    • 213
      South of the M4 says:

      That’s how I see it too. Own goal territory as both now look like evil tyrants with no
      interest in others.

  64. 212
    George Osborne says:

    I’m having a pacemaker fitted before we win the general election.

    I think it’s for the best before getting a look at the books properly.

    • 291
      Natalie Rowe says:

      Babe, you’ve been snorting too much of that Columbian sherbet, it does your ticker no good.

  65. 216
    Bob the Builder says:

    Crash and Mdadga really are bankrupt in every sense of the word…

    The week when the thief had to repay £38,OO he had thieved…

    Not to speak of the rest…


  66. 225
    EyeSpyMP says:

    Nick Robinson seen taking dictation from Lord Mandelson.

  67. 227
    IainM says:

    Hey Broonie, your wife is cuckolding you!

  68. 233
    Lord Uddin says:

    Sarah to Paul Fiddler

    “The working class can kiss my arse

    I’ve got the foreman’s job at last”

  69. 236
    Barnabas Scudamore says:

    I wonder if sarah brown would take it up the arse if lord paul offered her £15 ?

  70. 238
    Al says:

    Sarah and Gordon Brown: Britain’s version of the Ceaucescus.

  71. 240
    Schrödinger's Cat says:

    Gordo’s best mate Becks has gone to Finland for surgery,; expect he will also be also negogiating a new container of Nokias from the Finnish company ready for the GE.!!

    • 251
      JYS says:

      Brown and Beckham: two washed-up, preening narcissistic freaks who don’t know it’s time for them to fuck off and die.

  72. 241
    Ben 'buggering' Bradshaw: self-regarding gobshyte, up his arse MP, and 90's style floppy haired cunt says:

    Sarah Broon is one of the most cynical, deceiptful women in politics.

    As for her character, Gordon Brown, the mentally unstable, maladroit, hate filled, bullying, smearing, liar, is her ‘hero’.

    The BBC filth/Lorraine Scotch gash Kelly/Piers call me cun’t Morgan will do a good job of selling her as a lady of charm, and distinction, but she knows what a fucktard her loony husband is, because he is known to rage in front of her.
    This was especially true during the period 05-07, re that ‘cun’t’ Blair.

    • 255
      Kevin Maguire's expensive silk dressing gown from Harrods says:

      It’s too late for Sarah Brown. She’s been outed as a lying, two-faced spin-machine working on behalf of the Labour government and her fake husband.

      Every time she makes an apppearance it’s more nails in Labour’s coffin. Even the Daily Mirror don’t mention her anymore. She’s poison.

  73. 242
    Stevie Wonder says:

    I don’t get you guys – that Sarah is really very attractive.

  74. 247
    Barnabas Scudamore says:

    I wonder if gordon cycloptic brown eats sarah out ? FUCK ME that is a disturbing thought !

    I bet shes got a really really hairy bush ! fucking hell ! why do I think of these things ?

  75. 254
    socialist hater no 1 says:

    JESUS H CHRIST this woman is a total shit anyone who listens to anything she has to say regarding her obviously sausage jockey of a husband is a first class dick . She is fair big game now and i want to see the bitch destroyed and her prick of a husband in a mental institution. Nothing but their total destruction will be enough add Sir Gaylord and that lying drunk Cambell to the list. Our day of revenge is close make it count, make it count for our troops our victims of crime carried out by bloody illegals, our old folk let down and humiliated by this scum of a government. Take back our country and return our pride.

  76. 258
    Sarah Brown says:

    I think you are incredibly cruel to me.

    You have no idea how much my Socialist principles suffer when I have to eat at restaurants where each course costs thirty pounds or more and the wines start at fifty pounds a bottle.

    I know that the bill for these meals is often more than the poorest families weekly budget, and I lose sleep every night with my feelings of guilt that I should be such a traitor to my class; enjoying the finest things in life while the people I swore to protect go hungry.

    All I want is to sit down in the Co-op cafe to a simple plate of tripe and onions, with an honest labourer for company, but will anybody believe me?

  77. 264
    Channel 4 Reporter says:

    Following Gordon Browns appearance on every single womans programme broadcast on tv and radio in the past month, we can reveal that he and members of the government have recorded some more ‘entertaining’ items to be shown soon.
    Next week Mr Brown will appear on Embarrassing Bodies on Channel 4. Mr Brown will strip off and be examined by a doctor after complaning of being constipated. On examination of his back passage an unidentified BBC reporter was found to be causing an obstruction, he was removed and sent back to Wood Lane on the bus.
    Alastair Darling also appears in his underpants after complaining of a ‘nasty persistant irritation and a sharp stabbing pain in his back’. Mr Darling was diagnosed as having ‘Ed Balls’ , he was given some ointment and a shotgun. Mr Darling was given instructions in how to administer the shotgun and told to come back in a week.

    Mr Brown will also appear in next weeks ‘ Cabinet Come Dine With Me’ where his main course will be ‘Cooked books in a brown sticky sauce’.

    And to appeal to the younger voter Mr Brown has recorded a new Telly Tubbies episode where he joins the gang as a new character, ‘Completely Fucking La La’

    • 268
      Greychatter says:

      Lets hope after the election Gordon is a regular on Casualty!!

    • 288
      Golden Wonder Crisp says:

      Is he looking for a girlfriend or what?

    • 301
      Walford Times says:

      No doubt he will also be appearing in an episode of Eastenders where his car just happens to break down outside the “Queen Vic”In an amusing moment Ian Beale thinks that he is the local Building Inspector from Walford Council. Much embarassment all round especially when Peggy reveals she ‘s thinking of voting Tory “Cos that David Cameron is really dishy !” and just dodges a thrown bar stool before shouting “Get outta my pub!”

  78. 269
    Carol Ann Duffy says:

    Oh, Golden Boot how could you miss
    The arse of Gordon, he who takes the piss?
    While World Cup footie you must now pass
    Take a couple of kicks at his big fat arse.

  79. 271
    Lord Uddin says:

    When Squeaker wife is trying to be a ZanuLabour candidate

    It is hardly surprising that Tory members accuse him of being partisan

    I always said he was a Mandescum plant…

  80. 277
    Peasant says:

    Marble Arch, really?

    Has her lunch got anything to do with these two tweets by ToryBear:

    14:00 Anyone near Marble Arch right now please email
    14:06 Come oooon anyone near Portman Sq/Marble Arch. DM me??

    I know he’s currently without a lady friend, and he does sound desperate, but really, Sarah’s a bit old for him!

  81. 278
    streamfisher says:

    Brown has purposely now let it be known that he will carry on as P.M even if he loses the next election, hedging his bets already?, not easy getting rid of these unelected people, all that charity work will just have to wait.

    • 283
      streamfisher says:

      Leader of the Labour Party I meant……shudder or was I right the first time?.

      • 295
        Jimmy Heddle says:

        I think you were correct first time although Brown has said that he will stay as Leader of the Labur Party if no party has a clear majority and Labour has a smaller number of seats than the Conservatives he also hinted that he will remain PM as well in the same scenario which he is constitutionally entitled to as “sitting tenant” .He would be allowed to try and form a minority administration and attempt to gain support in the House for his Queen’s Speech.If this fails on a matter of confidence he MUST resign and HMQ will then call on Cameron.
        In practical terms it is unlikely that either Labour or the LibDems would then force a vote of confidence in the minority Conservative Administration as they simply would not have the cash to mount another election so soon after the first.So Cameron would probably be able to contnue for 12 months before calling an election

        • 302
          streamfisher says:

          And what if he does a deal with the Lib-Dems and maybe others that will sell themselves to the highest bidder.

        • 315
          IainM says:

          He will have to sort out the Boundary and Electoral Commissions first as they are now in the pockets of Labour!

  82. 290
    Govt-by-Cluster-Fuck says:

    Thats not a tete a tete . more like a tw@ a tw@

  83. 292
    Magda McTwatter says:

    Oh happy days, had a wonderful Lunch with Lord Paul at a cost that only the little people could dream of. Let them eat cake.

    Now its time to go home to my hero, tweet, tweet.

  84. 294
    oldrightie says:

    They don’t seem to be donating much to charity. Champagne hypocrites.

  85. 297
    Disco Stew says:

    She is a fat ugly cow, who will do anything for a free meal.

  86. 300
    John says:

    I’m sick of seeing her grinning mug at fashion shows, premieres, etc.
    Who’s looking after her bloody kids?

  87. 316
    fuido gawkes says:

    sarah and lord paul smile having just ordered a cheeky 200 quid bottle of italian vino di donatio,

  88. 317
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Paul is a PRIVY COUNCILLOR????????

    Christ, they have access to all sorts of STATE SECRETS!!!!!!!!!!

    Is this really a man whose allegiance to Britain is such that he can be trusted in this way? (I merely ask, knowing nothing of the fellow beyond his eccentric political leanings and large fortune.)

  89. 324
    rparker says:

    this lady unless youve not guessed it is a as hard as nails and is obvoiusly preparing to dump gordon for an older richer sugar daddy so can she waste even more money in the vain quest of trying to look as good as coleen rooney ok gordon prefers women another porkie pie toadd toall the others hes shoved down his neck along with the bananas

  90. 328
    Obo says:

    I like DICKS

  91. 335
    Cynic says:

    Why don’t we ask how much it cost? Bet it was more than the weekly pension

  92. 336

    Which one is Lord Paul ?

  93. 340

    [...] had been caught lying and ordered to repay thousands. Thanks to EyeSpy.MP we were first to reveal (Sarah’s Discreet Tête à Tête Tweeted) that the dodgy non-dom Lord Paul was having lunch with Sarah Brown – before she had finished [...]

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“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”

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