Sarah’s Discreet Tête à Tête Tweeted
While the village enjoys a day of bun fighting about unions and Sure-Start centres, how better to escape the toil of the frontline than heading north to Marble Arch for a long relaxing lunch at Locanda Locatelli. Over the £30 per plate coniglio arrosto, or the tagliatelle di castagne ai funghi selvatici Sarah Brown lunched with her husband’s very own dodgy, expenses fiddling, pension raiding, non-dom donor, Lord Swraj Paul. Unusually for Sarah, she hasn’t tweeted this.
Labour have tried to distance themselves from Lord Paul, who Gordon made a Privy Counsellor, despite no obvious qualifications beside deep pockets. To have their “secret weapon” Sarah grinning through anecdotes and stories shows just how keen they are to keep their purse-string holder happy. Wonder who picked up the cheque?
Hat-tip: EyeSpyMP (with a little help from Photoshop).
UPDATE : The Eye Spies inform us that the long lunch finished at three thirty. Something tells Guido that Sarah wouldn’t have been so quick to tweet about her outing had she not been busted with Labour’s persona non grata. Kids? He is the Labour Party’s piggy bank more like…
Pension Raiders of the Lost Millions!
In a cinema near you!
Nice to see the Lib/Dems bothering their arse for the cause!
http://whogoeshome.co.uk/?p=493
We’re all investigating the SarahBrown10/SwarajPaul nexus together.
Uaf uaf
Wiki: “He is also close to the prime minister’s wife, Sarah Brown, for whom he shows paternal concern.”
“Come to Daddy!”
Spotted!
Oliver Letwin smearing lard on a badger near a MacDonalds in Westminster
Is Darling about to cross the floor?
He doesn’t know the Floor from the ceiling
While RMS Titanic Britain sinks financially
Bloody idiot…
And Lord Ashcroft is constantly hob nobbing with Top Tories too
Is that worth a photoshop too I wonder ?
I bet he doesn’t take Samantha out at lunchtime!
Or give her one up the arse
no he takes out Dave and George and Andy and Hague
but you’re right, Samantha is much more important than them
bald men fighting over a comb again
Lord Ashcroft and Lord P. are both sleazebags
time for them both to fuck off
I’m not bald you pleb
fnar fnar
“I bet he doesn’t take Samantha out at lunchtime!”
I bet he does! Wouldn’t you? Admit it, if you were him, wouldn’t you be tempted to ask for a peek of her other tattoo in exchange for another donation? (I bet she would say yes too, she’s friendly like that)
Maybe she was questioning Lord Paul about the best way to bolster Gordon’s pension fund for his upcoming retirement…?
He does have form in this area, after all.
Or she’s working on her own post-election pension fund. In the oldest way possible.
Given “Lord” Paul’s form re-pension funds he wouldn’t be my first choice, but since when were socialists smart when it comes to planning for the future.
Primus
Secundus et tertius
amo
amas
amat
amamus
amatis
amant
Quid facio in lectum?
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes ???
Veni, vedi, vici.
Illegitimus non carborundum.
eeny meeny miny mo
Spotted!
Chris Huhne running from a local swimming pool wearing a penguin outfit
E I Addio !
carpe knob
Romanes eunt domeus
Co
Cis
Forgotten the rest
Caesar’s (wife) adsum iam forte
AHHHHHH – this stuff takes me back to being 9 years of age with my copy of “ecce Romani” whilst trying to work out just WHY? we had to learn this (other than to avoid being told off).
Kindly get your own name for commenting on this blog.
Regards
the real Primus Inter Pares.
PS
I have no objection to you calling yourself Secundus Inter Pares or even Ultimus Inter Pares…
Dear Sirs,
I strongly advise the Tories to stop talking latin and start talking some plain good old fashioned English to communicate any policy you finally come up with if you wish to avoid defeat in the forthcoming election.
Regards etc.
Undecided voter
Votus Torii.
wud dat be like de labour party den
Primus inter pares you are Boris Johnson and I claim my Tonbridge Wells tea towel – I thenk yau!
Tonbridge or Tunbridge Wells? There is a difference you know. We should be told.
There certainly is. Wouldn’t catch me in Tonbridge.
Has anyone one ever notice the strange similarity between Tonbridge and Tunbridge Wells?
Has anyone ever seen them together?
Is there something we should be told?
Iain Dale is the Bunker Hunt of Tunbridge Wells towelobilia.
As long as it is not towellaphobia, we want none of that around here.
I think you will find the early latin name for Tunbridge Wells is Iainius Dalieus Blogdem
frons foramen rimor prudenter
Browns anus of a government is horribilis
Bona
Fido
Did someone call?
Nope
Stove?
Can’t Sarah have a quiet lunch with her lover!!
Seems like quite a decent menu. Have managed to blag a full buffet plate to slowly munch through this aft – huzzah!
At least Paul might slip her a length in her front bottom, just for a change!
If his stomach is strong enough!
Does he have any connection with Canterbury?
whats cadburys got to do with it,its ours now so fuck off limey
Is that a turkey baster in his sweaty hand – no wonder Sarah has that inane smile on her face…………..
Spotted!
Patricia Hewitt hiding in a dustbin naked wearing a hat made of banana skins
And, lest we forget, Sarah (normally I tweet about my oh-so important lunch dates) Brown got an honorary degree from Wolverhampton University where (very saintly) Lord Paul is a chancellor.
Education, education, education indeed.
Or cash and degree for lordship and privy council?
PS did labour know and discuss the nondom status of its donors – we have the right to know beeb and guardian
Actually (you don’t have to work in media to use that word), lord Paul is THE chancellor of Wolverhampton University
http://www.wlv.ac.uk/default.aspx?page=17185
http://www.wlv.ac.uk/default.aspx?page=17190
Wolverhampton has a University? Sounds like a Meejah Studies and Immigration scamming establishment to me…..did it used to be a Poly?
Probably. They do indeed do the Meedja Studies course, along with other stuff that merely delays the inevitable unemployment for 3 years, such as ‘Community Health’ (probably something to do with monitoring lard consumption on council estates), ‘Health studies’ (ditto) and ‘Performing Arts’ (educating people not to eat lard, using the medium of dance).
Lard consumption? More likely to be curry powder consumption. It’s spot-the-white-man time in Wolverhampton these days. If they teach anything in the University of Wum, it’ll be in Punjabi and Urdu.
Had non-Dom Perignon-dom and lobster therminon-dom and popa(non) doms with the non-dom.
Laud Poorl is seen summoning the non-dumb waiter
If you are still hungry click on the ad above for Non – Dom ino pizza
Who the fuck organized this
Media, Film Studies, and PR is an excellent course and I wish all its participants every success.
Yep, leading edge stuff, so much better than engineering, high tech glassworks, automobiles, or steelworks. Its a low carbon world out there and we are leading the way… back to the ice age.
Kevin Bulmer
David Burrows
Vanley Burke
Andrew Logan
Dr Ursula Howard
Sir Paul Scott-Lee
Michael Norton
Sathnam Sanghera
James Noble-Rogers
Esther Rantzen – Honorary Degree of Doctor of Social Science for significant work in promoting the welfare of vulnerable children through the media and development of ‘every child matters’ approach.
Professor Sue Hill
Geoffrey Davies OBE
Suzi Perry
Nigel Slater
Frank Skinner
Rev Preb Geoffrey Wynne
Don Goodman
Shoimeone ish mishing shurely shome mishtake?
“Look just because they both have their hands under the table & they’re smiling it doesn’t mean that they’re fondling each other!”
Indeed, good manners require hands above the table except for positioning and using za napkin
What about stink finger?
she’ll feel it later when the last nights curry finger burns her front bum
How will Mandy get the turkey baster in if she’s oozing curried fish juice?
Spotted!
Widdecombe on a moped chasing John Major while throwing curried-eggs at him
Flicking the bean.
Let’s face it – Gordoom can’t be seen smoozing with the Lord Paul, so it’s down to his wife. And who said that they would not play politics with his family?
Never mind lunch, lunch is for wimps.
Let’s stop mucking about and let’s start bombing Iran. We have got to prove we are as bloodthirsty and trigger happy as the New Labour war criminals.
Bring it on!
I am the man for the job, I am a warmongering bomber like my hero the midget John McCain. Let’s face it, John was right, we should stay in Afghanistan and Iraq for a hundred years. We must stay there until all the arabs have been killed.
There is no other way, let’s g-g-g-go!
At least McCain went to war. You armchair warriors are all spineless assholes!
And you probably vote ZaNuLieBor!!
Often!!!
and phony prison camp
Peter, that is no way to talk to Liam the Warmonger.
He would start bombing Iran as soon as poss if the Tories get in.
Just like Bair, just like him, another war criminal in a suit, that’s all Liam Fox is.
If assholes had spines, Mandy’s cock would have a ridge in it. And it hasn’t. So I’m told.
McCain had a son fighting Alky Ada in Iraq during the election.
Who will be 130 by the time the Americans stop invading Iraq if his father has anything to do with it.
And you are aware that John McCain’s captivity story is a load of old baloney?
I suppose you were there guarding him in the local Hilton and feeding him caviar, were you AC1 asshole?
http://svt.se/svt/jsp/Crosslink.jsp?d=22584&a=1243689&lid=puff_1243756&lpos=rubrik
Sweden’s national television broadcaster announced on Thursday the release of previously unpublished film footage of US Republican Party presidential candidate John McCain leaving North Vietnam following his release from a prisoner of war camp. The footage has been in the archives of Sveriges Television (SVT) for the last 35 years, but has just been released on a DVD accompanying a book about the Vietnam War written by Swedish author Erik Eriksson, reports the Dagens Nyheter (DN) newspaper.
The footage shows McCain and other former POWs exiting a bus and standing on the tarmac at Hanoi’s airport. McCain’s name is heard being called out by a voice with a strong Vietnamese accent, after which a slightly limping McCain is greeted by a high ranking US military officer on his way to an airplane after more than five years of captivity as a prisoner of war.
I think you’re making shit up.
Well, to the mind of a journalist working at a publication that takes a similar line to the Guardian, it obviously does. Especially if that publication (and journalist) come from a country so rabidly anti-Republican it gives a guy its highest honour just for beating one in an election.
Don’t forget old man Admiral McCain and his part in gagging the victims of the 1967 Israeli attack on the USS Liberty.
Perhaps all the pensioners lord paul swindled would like to twitter sarah and let her know what they think – and they could copy the press too !
Where do I buy a twitter machine?
Had the misfortune of catching “Woman’s Hour” whilst I was driving today.
Evidently:
i) it was the magazine-reading women of England wot won it for Labour in 1997
ii) William Hague was a born loser
iii) magazine editors were falling over themselves to interview Fion Hague in 2001 (but she was having none of it)
iv) Sarah Brown is a skilful master of Tweeting and modern media
v) Samantha Cameron would not be helping her hubby out (by doing magazine interviews) if the Conservatives were 20 points ahead in the polls…
Life must be so simple if you have only 1/2 a brain and only have to deal in absolutes?..
And who is it who broadcasts Woman’s Hour? Brown Broadcasting Corporation?
Yes, quite right… I should have known better.
Shouting at the TV set in the comfort of one’s own home is one thing; shouting at the Radio (whilst driving along) is quite another.
It’s just the dodgy, unchallenged assertions they make that really gets to me
and why pray tell
My in-car entertainment deck is equipped with Linguatronic but shout as I might it won’t respond.
Mine’s got an off switch. It’s about the only part of it that I understand, sadly.
Look, I’m having a day off from being Gordon’s prop, alright?
So, let me get this right. Lord Paul is not asking you to take it up the arse?
Sarah agreed to let me have it up the arse AND she would talk to her husband about another contract for me. Funny way you English do business but who am I to complain. Non-dom, Non-condom. Now where is that “no taxes” box that I have to tick?
well he won’t hit you with a nokia
The beard with the wiered .
Er! It’s the right thing to do.
It all started in America
Qualifications? What have they go to do with anything? This is Britain, 2010, and the only thing that matters is money and whom you know. You’ll be arguing that Britain a democratic meritocracy next.
its not a democratic oligarchy though
It’s a plutocracy
It might as well be the fucking Bolsheviks as far as we are concerned.
Nice one Guido! There’s no flies on you.
Wonder who picked up the cheque?
We did, of course
Silly boy.
Let’s check in due course when the expenses claims are posted on the web whether Paul is arrogant enough to make us pay for this …
whats arrogance to you and me is protocol to Pauly
Silly. Sarah, Gordon and Paul all claimed for the lunch. Tsk, such innocence!
and photocopies of the same bill will be claimed by Udders and her cohorts in the Lords.
Brown said McMinger was not “politial”. So we have to believe the one-eyed maniac, right?
One eye one vision
“I see no beards”
What’s that thing around Magda’s neck?
It’s a choker of the sort used by trannies to hide their pomme d’Adam!
Ah. I have the perfect thing.
Can I see your perfect thing?
It’s to hide the bruises.
Labour must be getting desperate for donations if Gordan has to pimp his hag of a missus out.
I wouldn’t want it if you paid me. Now if it were that nice Emily ….. (Bet you won’t publish that! Again!)
Oi! I saw her first!
All I said that I thought she was sweet. That’s all…. Oh, I did also say I would give her one. And Guido zapped me! What’s he onto?
Maybe it wasn’t Guido that zapped you?
A clear demonstration of hypocrisy, double standards, devil may care and two fingers squarely presented to the fleeced taxpayers.
Then again it could be Rah giving him the bum’s rush in a genteel and nice way, afterall she is of PR and Marxist stock, and there’s history there of telling people to Foxtrot Oscar away
I have loadsamoney! I’ll give you some if you’re nice to me.
I Keep checking EyeSpyMP to hear how Gordon’s jogging is getting on.
No sightings yet.
EyeLieMp #GordonBrown spotted doing 3 Miles of Horizontal Jogging with Mandleson.
Unleaded – 119.9p – Solihull 16/3/10.
when will the fucking plebs riot? This is no fun. We shit on them 24/7, parade our perversions openly, honour war criminal aliens, tax them more than the US colonies and yet the wankers still just sit there and take it. English twats, they’re all mental.
124p in Whitby
£3000 in Worcester!
well no, not really, I’m just lonely and wanted to talk to someone
I haven’t been out for months unlike Sarah, she can go out anytime she likes, especially for lunch that we will pay for no doubt
The plebs have no cars, are banned,or siphon juice.
Or use red.
“Sarah’s a great person and I love her very much. I’m much more comfortable around women, I’ve got to tell you. Sarah’s my wife and I love her. I love being around women. I feel very comfortable around them. I love Sarah. She’s a great person. And she’s my wife. I love my wife. And Sarah is my wife. And I’m comfortable around women. And my wife.”
Go on then – convince me!
But then he spoilt it by asking what a vagina was.
Gives the description C_U_N_T a bad name.
In Times of Olde a Lord would fight on a trusty steed to impress a dame. Seemingly, Paul believes a dull £30 lunch will suffice.
he is using jus primae noctis a bit late but not never
The trusty steed worked for Cath the Great. At first, anyway.
In days of old when knights were bold
Their suits were made of tin.
They had to use a tin opener
To get them out and in.
How fucking cowardly is that? Brown prostituting his wife to help get/hide bribes for his party?
Sums him (and her) up really.
Cameron wouldn’t do that, would he . . . ?
I dont mind him hiding behind my skirts, He’s my hero, Tweet, Tweet !
I came top in an all-women shortlist. That’s real socialism for you.
What time will it be on TV?
Fucking FAT FAKE COW !
She is on the make just like the rest of the rotton bastards. She is as VILE as her bong-eyed-lying-Huhne of a so-called husband.
Sooner they get evicted the better.
++ Police Investigating Vigilante Style Hit on Ashok ++
Michael Winner in the frame?
people are getting pissed at the price of petrol.
Where Brown comes from, people often get pissed ON petrol.
Not any more. Whisky’s cheaper than petrol, these days.
Well Jocks will drink anything
Gordon has recruited me to help boost Labour’s poll ratings. So here’s the deal for all male voters. Agree to let us process your postal vote for Labour, and I’ll give you a handjob.
Youv’e got mine you sweet talking bitch.
A blowjob and then you would be talking!
she was well brought up and would never talk with her mouth full.
I wish mine could fill her mouth but …. Am I still on for one Caroline?
Depends on how desperate we get.
Oh OK then!
Are you going to finish? I have constituency work to do?
It’s tomorrow already and you still haven’t finished!
Is that a handjob for every rigged postal vote?
Right, where’s that John Bull Printing Outfit…..
Slotgob could give everyone here a BJ at once.
And Peter is coming in from the pavillion end …..
DAMN! I thought there was no way to get me to vote for them. (is it OK if I have mine BEFORE I vote – I won’t trick you honest)
ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL
A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter
scale hit Essex in the early hours of Friday with its epicentre in Basildon.
Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering “Faaackinell”.
The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately
£30 worth of damage.
Several priceless collections of mementos from
Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed.
Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived.
Essex FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused
and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with
the fact that something interesting had happened in Basildon.
One resident – Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother
of 5 said, “It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes
came running into my bedroom crying.
My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept
through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up
and watching Trisha the next morning.”
Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were
unaffected and carried on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship
4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help
the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching
through the rubble and have found large quantities
of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery
from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing
parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught
up in this disaster.
Clothing is most sought after – items most needed include:
Fila or Burberry baseball caps
Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
Shell suits (female)
White sport socks
Rockport boots
Any other items usually sold in Primark.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are
needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include:
Microwave meals, Tins of baked beans, Ice cream,
Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew. 22p buys a biro
for filling in the compensation forms.
£2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a
family of 9. £5 buys B&H and a lighter to calm
the nerves of those affected.
**Breaking news**
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble
smothered in raspberry Alco-pop.
‘Where are you bleeding from?’ they asked.
“ROMFORD” said the girl,
“woss that gotta do wiv you?
does Bono know about this?
Must get myself over there, I smell loads of new loot.
Take a look at the wretched, corrupt, illegitimate parasite that is her husband:
(Warning: grotesque mugshot) http://eotp.wordpress.com/2009/05/08/2009-new-labour-unelected-p-m-gordon-brown-parasite/
Remove this party from power before they do any more damage, FFS.
Jesus, he looks like he is posing for some special needs shampoo ad.
unlike his bitch at spicsavers
HAHA! Brilliant!
Aren’t you glad we have the BBC which point blank refused to report on my criminal behaviour? Here at Millbank, we call them the LBC: Labour Broadcasting Cartel.
Question for the women here. Consider this scenario, as horrific as it is. Gordon Brown, John Prescott and Charlie Whelan are the last three men on earth. You have to shag one. Which? And before you ask, suicide is not allowed as an alternative. However, if you’re good looking, you may be allowed to turn lesbian in order to get out of it. But really good looking, mind. The kind Ali G would call a fit honey.
Sounds like me, doesn’t it?
neigh
Is that meal being paid for by the steelworkers pension money that he raided and gave to liebour?
Only a muzzy twat would fuck that
110 Liebour MP’s already belong to Unite union
Why would you give £11m pounds to some one in 3 years for nothing?
off form today aintcha Martin
Niet!
£60 000 a week was my maximum
That wouldn’t even keep me in pies!
This story reminds me. I’ve not been to a restaurant since this morning. I’m off. Ta.
Since Caroline’s doing it, I thought I’d join in too. So will you men vote Labour if I give you a handjob each? I’ll even wear lingerie for it. How about that?
Phwoooaaarrrr!!!!!
Count me in!
A sack would be a start.
Five sacks might be safe
Your dress looked better when the spuds were in it, Mags.
Done deal. Can we film it?
JACK DROMEY, HEAD OF THE BULLY MAFIA UNION, UNITE, AND HARRIET, (RANK HYPOCRITE), HARPERSONS HUSBAND (DON’T LAUGH, MINISTER FOR WOMEN AND EQUALITY, LEADER OF THE HOUSE, DEPUTY LEADER OF THE LIEBOUR PARTY),
PARACHUTED INTO A SAFE LIEBOUR SEAT, DESPITE IT BEING RECOGNISED AS NEEDING ALL WOMEN AND ETHNIC SHORTLISTS.
THIS DECISION WAS TAKEN BY LIEBOUR’S DECISION MAKING BODY, THE NEC.
UNITE IS THE BIGGEST SINGLE DONOR TO THE LIEBOUR PARTY, THEY OWN IT SO IT’S NATURAL THEY WANT SOMETHING IN RETURN.
ANOTHER HOFC MARRIED COUPLE WHO HAVE NEVER HAD A PROPER JOB IN THEIR LIVES, JUST LIVING OFF PEOPLE WHO REALLY EARN MONEY.
JUST PARASITES, PURE PARASITES.
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
IT’S NOT ONLY BROWN WHO HAS NO TRUTH IN HIS SOUL, IT’S THE WHOLE OF LIEBOUR.
PS
NOW JOHN CRYER PARACHUTED INTO HARRY COHENS OLD SEAT OF LEYTON AND WANSTEAD.
WHERE NEXT FOR UNITE?
Yes, that’s all well and good but Harriet wasn’t actually at the selection meeting when Mr Dromey was adopted as PPC so no nepotism or corruption there then. ?
He is not my nephew so that rules out horrid nepotism
Fancy a spank? Harriet. Meet me for lunch… What do you fancy? Italian?
you naive twat no wonder this country is fucked
Middlesborough?
WOODLEY FOR WITNEY!!
Please stop calling me McRuin, McDoom, Jonah, Macavity, twat, c/unt, one eyed son of a manse, and all the other mean, horrible names you keep calling me. I have feelings too.
Yeah? Well fuck you, you useless Scottish Huhne. Everone hates you (except dismal morons like Martin Day) and the day you leave number 10 will be one of my happiest ever.
With you on that one Flaccidwidger
WELL FUCK OFF THEN!
Sorry. Now fuck off!!!!
North
Freakin North Pole is not far enough!
Not at all desperate.
she knew the risk!!
she should have had a fish supper wif starving urchins like dat nice Sam Cam bloke
she’s allright that Sammy geezer, a proper bit of class
you wouldn’t find her getting snapped by the photoshop paparazzi. no sir!
Not at all not funny.
why thank you Mr Krankie
Not at all not Jimmy.
sama is an angel
LIEBOUR IN BED WITH UNITE
CHARLIE WHELAN
DEREK SIMPSON
TONY WOODLEY
JACK DROMEY
HARRIET DROMEY
JOHN CRYER
110 UNITE LIEBOUR MP’S
TIME FOR A NAME CHANGE? LIEBOUR UNITED?
SO UNITE GET TO GO INTO THE HOFC
ALL THEIR OTHER DONORS GET TO LIVE OFF THE HOFL
LIKE LORD PAUL, LORD SAINSBURY ETC.
isn’t it about time Brown sacked Lord Pawl from being the Labour Party Deputy Chairman and sent him home to sleaze in Beleeze!
Cant imagine Uncle Fester being interested in any sex angle although must admit he does like stuffing some things like pension schemes.
Nick Robinson is more interested in Lord Ashcroft.
This is what the public will want answers to
It was the right thing to do.
Why is Sarah Brown having lunch with “the thing”, from Fantastic 4 ?
Bet you wish I was Prime Minister now. Trouble is, I haven’t got time with trying to spend all the cash Glenys and I get from the EU. Still, I expect that you are all happy for me.
“Tagliatelle di castagne ai funghi selvatici”.
That’s toadstool pasta in the real world, isn’t it? Five quid a plate.
We’ve got to get out of the EU. All this foreign muck is costing the taxpayer a fortune through expense claims. What’s wrong with a pork pie, for Heaven’s sake?
yes but the wine is a Brunello, imported specially for the occasion, not for us plebs dear boy
Yes please! I’ll have another five.
I’m with you there, John lad.
Ah John! At least I’ve got a brain. And I have not shagged my secretary whilst the country has been going to hell in a handcart.
At least I could get mine in my secretary. Mind you, I couldn’t see it.
John, I wanna word with you lad.
Eeh, tha’s reet lad. Plate a mushy peas an’ a bit o’ trip’ll do yer reet nice.
Or guacamole as Dark Lord Fondlebum famously remarked.
I think Sarah would prefer a small haggis
Large, please….
(giggle)
You’ll have to play away for that one. Take a leaf out of diddy Sarko and missus.
Whoatsza matuu wi munce n tatties then eh, you lookun frae skelp ya c**t ye !
Mcbruin is an expert in pork pies.
Gorgon thinks she on the pc twitteri
Although his preference is for the pork sword.
This election is a choice between a party leader who is honest about the tough economic choices facing Britain(Gordon Brown) and one who is fundamentally dishonest(David Cameron)
So there we have it !!!!
Martin, you haven’t taken your medication again. Your father will be home soon and there will be hell to pay if he sees you using his computer.
LYING BROWN DEMOLISHED
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
His accompanying comments about “character” appeared to have been scripted by a comedian in need of some fresh material.
“For better or worse, with me what you see is what you get,” said Mr Brown. It is a line so at odds with reality, so manifestly untrue, so utterly ridiculous that one barely knows where to start challenging it.
Was this the same Mr Brown whose shameless evidence to the Chilcot Inquiry was dismissed by Army chiefs as “disingenuous”? The same Mr Brown who unleashed the “forces of hell” on his own chancellor? The same Mr Brown who cannot walk past a national statistic without rebasing its measurement for narrow political advantage (crime, inflation, growth)?
When events defy the Prime Minister’s preferred view of the world, he has a remarkable capacity for applying the Tipp-Ex. History doesn’t haunt him because he either ignores or rewrites it. No British leader in my lifetime has embraced the technique of veracity evasion with greater enthusiasm.
Mr Brown’s most egregious abuse of our credulity, “no more boom and bust”, has been expunged from the script. In its place is a claim that his genius saved us from the ravages of an American-inspired crash. Rather than expiate his sins of profligacy, he seeks to exploit them. Financial disaster is repackaged as a tactical triumph: his triumph.
“I won’t let you down,” Mr Brown promises. Too late, old son, you already have.
Fuck off and die Derek.
Thanks Martin. I was having such a glum day, looking at how much I pay to your masters in NI and taxes. Your little joke has cheered me up no end.
One of the best deadpan pieces of irony i have come across on this blog. Congratulations
narnia
Lord Swraj and @sarahbrown10 left the restaurant 30 minutes ago.
She was pissed as a fart, staggering all over the pavement and flashing her gash to passing cars. Lord Swraj looked very embarrassed at her behavior. What will her old man say about this?
“It was the right thing to do”
He’ll say “where did she get that nasty gash and shouldn’t someone have put a plaster over it?”
So did she suck him off for £50k ?
Since the Union Modernisation Fund was established, UNITE has received nearly £4.5 million according to figures published in this morning’s Guardian. This is £4.5 million of taxpayers’ money, going straight into Union coffers. And then out again direct into Labour Party coffers.
In any other sector this would be known as laundering
not in the banking sector
Lunching with a robber baron? the hypocrisy of the NaziLabour vermin is enough to make one feel very ill.
Cmon progressive Lieberal lefttards, lets here it for the pension raiding nom dom
Lord Paul was crushed. Baffled to see Sarah at his table in heaven, all was revealed when she confessed that she’d changed her name by deed poll to “72 virgins”.
Going live apparently over the next 48 hours on billboards across the country
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451b31c69e20120a9412664970b-pi
oh dear me… There will multiple nokia acidents and re-ordering of office furniture over the next few days I suspect
Yea, trouble is most of Broons voters work for Unite ?
Non jobs.
they can see an abyss
It’s the right thing to do
True, but what difference will it make?
30% of the country need a Labour government to keep the ££’s coming in, nothing will stop them voting for the incompetent one-eyed disaster.
Sarah Brown was give a degree by Lord P*ul via the same university he happens to be on the board off.
A complete coincidence. Liebour are purer than pure.
Er – I think that’s how he managed it.
hahaha
is this goingto be on the BBC?
Paul: You know Sara I’ve always fancied you………
Sara: And I suppose you want to take me back to “your place” and let me spank your chubby wubby derrière….
Paul: What a fantastic new world has opened up to me Sarah…. now that I’m Non-Dom!
up the aisle in Tesco
Sarah Brown, is there are more two-faced, dishonest, scheming and cynical woman in British politics today? And such a nasty, sadistic streak as her collaboration with Damien McBride to smear the wives of Cameron and Osborne proved.
Meanwhile Gove goes on the attack against Charlie ‘the psycho’ Whelan. let’s see what Charlie is made of under fire. Knowing what I know about him my guess is that he’s shitting himself already:
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/willheaven/100030132/michael-gove-has-declared-war-on-charlie-whelan-and-his-new-militant-tendency/
Civil servants in Downing St refer to her as Magda Goebbels and say she’s a nasty piece of work.
Magda Goebbels and Mrs.Rochester – what a combination
Fighting fire with fire. This might get interesting….
Whelan and Brown – founder members of the Bullyingthem Club.
Sarah Brown’s honeymoon with the press and the moronic, celeb-worshipping half of society is coming to an end.
She has been exposed as a calculating, arrogant, and self-serving con-woman prepared to join forces with McPoison to dream up appalling smears against other politicians and their wives.
How much did the Government pay her public relations firm ?
Parliamentary/Press investigation is necessary…
There is a whiff of cordite in the air. I sense that their house of cards is coming down and they will all be consigned to history.
Hmm.
Calf’s kidneys (sic) only a little cheaper than a sirloin steak (no weight given)?
Roast Rabbit leg £28.50 – on the Food Programme they seemed not to know the price of wild rabbit (more BBC bubble mentality) until someone emailed to say E3.5 per kilo in France while I know I can get a whole one in UK for £2.50.
Would only go to this restaurant if I won the Lottery (to test it), or someone else was paying.
Want tp go on a date?
I would not go at all having seen their typical diners.
Me too.
0.01 p .22 pellet and air rifle = free rabbit check
Gordon Brown nursing a semi-onn whilst looking at small children
Labour are pushing her too far. She is now looking like merely one head of the hydra.
The initial message was that now you’ve seen Sarah you believe Gord has a good side.
Sadly, having seen an awful lot of Gord, most people now believe Sarah has a dark side…
That’s how I see it too. Own goal territory as both now look like evil tyrants with no
interest in others.
I’m having a pacemaker fitted before we win the general election.
I think it’s for the best before getting a look at the books properly.
Babe, you’ve been snorting too much of that Columbian sherbet, it does your ticker no good.
Crash and Mdadga really are bankrupt in every sense of the word…
The week when the thief had to repay £38,OO he had thieved…
Not to speak of the rest…
FFS
Nick Robinson seen taking dictation from Lord Mandelson.
Hey Broonie, your wife is cuckolding you!
She is indeed, but not with another man.
Sarah to Paul Fiddler
“The working class can kiss my arse
I’ve got the foreman’s job at last”
I wonder if sarah brown would take it up the arse if lord paul offered her £15 ?
hmmmmmmmmmm? I wonder……oh well, back to sharpening knives !
Sarah and Gordon Brown: Britain’s version of the Ceaucescus.
Magda Brown is damaged goods.
She is now losing votes for Labour just like her odious ‘husband’.
And look what happened to them. What a wonderful Christmas present that would be.
Here.
About ten christmases too late unfortunately.
Gordo’s best mate Becks has gone to Finland for surgery,; expect he will also be also negogiating a new container of Nokias from the Finnish company ready for the GE.!!
Brown and Beckham: two washed-up, preening narcissistic freaks who don’t know it’s time for them to fuck off and die.
Sarah Broon is one of the most cynical, deceiptful women in politics.
As for her character, Gordon Brown, the mentally unstable, maladroit, hate filled, bullying, smearing, liar, is her ‘hero’.
The BBC filth/Lorraine Scotch gash Kelly/Piers call me cun’t Morgan will do a good job of selling her as a lady of charm, and distinction, but she knows what a fucktard her loony husband is, because he is known to rage in front of her.
This was especially true during the period 05-07, re that ‘cun’t’ Blair.
It’s too late for Sarah Brown. She’s been outed as a lying, two-faced spin-machine working on behalf of the Labour government and her fake husband.
Every time she makes an apppearance it’s more nails in Labour’s coffin. Even the Daily Mirror don’t mention her anymore. She’s poison.
Oh you are all so awful, my man is my hero. Tweet Tweet !
I don’t get you guys – that Sarah is really very attractive.
I told him
I half saw that one coming
Which half of Sarah do you like best Gordon?
I wonder if gordon cycloptic brown eats sarah out ? FUCK ME that is a disturbing thought !
I bet shes got a really really hairy bush ! fucking hell ! why do I think of these things ?
It’s the right thing to do.
Eat Sarah out? She has a friend in Canterbury who does that.
Gordon prefers cock to fanny.
Front bumtrunks are so yum yum
And toddlers.
Read about it here: http://www.davidicke.com
So, the friend in canterbury actually eats her minge ? ohhhhhhhh, my lord !!!!
I bet it tastes of scampi flavoured fries.
You just put me off scampi fries, now what am I going to have with my overpriced pint!?
JESUS H CHRIST this woman is a total shit anyone who listens to anything she has to say regarding her obviously sausage jockey of a husband is a first class dick . She is fair big game now and i want to see the bitch destroyed and her prick of a husband in a mental institution. Nothing but their total destruction will be enough add Sir Gaylord and that lying drunk Cambell to the list. Our day of revenge is close make it count, make it count for our troops our victims of crime carried out by bloody illegals, our old folk let down and humiliated by this scum of a government. Take back our country and return our pride.
You eat cake as well, Tweet tweet !
I think you are incredibly cruel to me.
You have no idea how much my Socialist principles suffer when I have to eat at restaurants where each course costs thirty pounds or more and the wines start at fifty pounds a bottle.
I know that the bill for these meals is often more than the poorest families weekly budget, and I lose sleep every night with my feelings of guilt that I should be such a traitor to my class; enjoying the finest things in life while the people I swore to protect go hungry.
All I want is to sit down in the Co-op cafe to a simple plate of tripe and onions, with an honest labourer for company, but will anybody believe me?
Twitter’s limited to 140 letters Sazza: try again.
Post it on stuff-your-face-at-the-workers-expense-book.
Following Gordon Browns appearance on every single womans programme broadcast on tv and radio in the past month, we can reveal that he and members of the government have recorded some more ‘entertaining’ items to be shown soon.
Next week Mr Brown will appear on Embarrassing Bodies on Channel 4. Mr Brown will strip off and be examined by a doctor after complaning of being constipated. On examination of his back passage an unidentified BBC reporter was found to be causing an obstruction, he was removed and sent back to Wood Lane on the bus.
Alastair Darling also appears in his underpants after complaining of a ‘nasty persistant irritation and a sharp stabbing pain in his back’. Mr Darling was diagnosed as having ‘Ed Balls’ , he was given some ointment and a shotgun. Mr Darling was given instructions in how to administer the shotgun and told to come back in a week.
Mr Brown will also appear in next weeks ‘ Cabinet Come Dine With Me’ where his main course will be ‘Cooked books in a brown sticky sauce’.
And to appeal to the younger voter Mr Brown has recorded a new Telly Tubbies episode where he joins the gang as a new character, ‘Completely Fucking La La’
Lets hope after the election Gordon is a regular on Casualty!!
Is he looking for a girlfriend or what?
No doubt he will also be appearing in an episode of Eastenders where his car just happens to break down outside the “Queen Vic”In an amusing moment Ian Beale thinks that he is the local Building Inspector from Walford Council. Much embarassment all round especially when Peggy reveals she ‘s thinking of voting Tory “Cos that David Cameron is really dishy !” and just dodges a thrown bar stool before shouting “Get outta my pub!”
Oh, Golden Boot how could you miss
The arse of Gordon, he who takes the piss?
While World Cup footie you must now pass
Take a couple of kicks at his big fat arse.
When Squeaker wife is trying to be a ZanuLabour candidate
It is hardly surprising that Tory members accuse him of being partisan
I always said he was a Mandescum plant…
Marble Arch, really?
Has her lunch got anything to do with these two tweets by ToryBear:
14:00 Anyone near Marble Arch right now please email editor@torybear.com
14:06 Come oooon anyone near Portman Sq/Marble Arch. DM me??
I know he’s currently without a lady friend, and he does sound desperate, but really, Sarah’s a bit old for him!
Brown has purposely now let it be known that he will carry on as P.M even if he loses the next election, hedging his bets already?, not easy getting rid of these unelected people, all that charity work will just have to wait.
Leader of the Labour Party I meant……shudder or was I right the first time?.
I think you were correct first time although Brown has said that he will stay as Leader of the Labur Party if no party has a clear majority and Labour has a smaller number of seats than the Conservatives he also hinted that he will remain PM as well in the same scenario which he is constitutionally entitled to as “sitting tenant” .He would be allowed to try and form a minority administration and attempt to gain support in the House for his Queen’s Speech.If this fails on a matter of confidence he MUST resign and HMQ will then call on Cameron.
Addendum:
In practical terms it is unlikely that either Labour or the LibDems would then force a vote of confidence in the minority Conservative Administration as they simply would not have the cash to mount another election so soon after the first.So Cameron would probably be able to contnue for 12 months before calling an election
And what if he does a deal with the Lib-Dems and maybe others that will sell themselves to the highest bidder.
He will have to sort out the Boundary and Electoral Commissions first as they are now in the pockets of Labour!
Thats not a tete a tete . more like a tw@ a tw@
Oh happy days, had a wonderful Lunch with Lord Paul at a cost that only the little people could dream of. Let them eat cake.
Now its time to go home to my hero, tweet, tweet.
They don’t seem to be donating much to charity. Champagne hypocrites.
She is a fat ugly cow, who will do anything for a free meal.
I’m sick of seeing her grinning mug at fashion shows, premieres, etc.
Who’s looking after her bloody kids?
The Nhs
sarah and lord paul smile having just ordered a cheeky 200 quid bottle of italian vino di donatio,
More like a bottle of non-dom perignon.
Paul is a PRIVY COUNCILLOR????????
Christ, they have access to all sorts of STATE SECRETS!!!!!!!!!!
Is this really a man whose allegiance to Britain is such that he can be trusted in this way? (I merely ask, knowing nothing of the fellow beyond his eccentric political leanings and large fortune.)
this lady unless youve not guessed it is a as hard as nails and is obvoiusly preparing to dump gordon for an older richer sugar daddy so can she waste even more money in the vain quest of trying to look as good as coleen rooney ok gordon prefers women another porkie pie toadd toall the others hes shoved down his neck along with the bananas
Sarah Brown would have to be really, REALLY seriously stupid to dine with Lord Paul under the current circumstances.
Yes
I like DICKS
Why don’t we ask how much it cost? Bet it was more than the weekly pension
Which one is Lord Paul ?
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