Liam Gets His Fingers Byrnt
Liam Byrne, or Baldamort to his friends, has had a bad week. Rule one of spinning for the Treasury is never to give definitive answers on anything. He made an claim on the Daily Politics last week that neither VAT or any other tax would need to rise in a Labour fourth term, he is now spectacularly rowing back. Having overstepped the mark in his role as the Treasury’s election attack dog, he is now firmly back in his box wittering about the Chancellor reserving the right to make the decisions.
Let’s hope his staff were on hand to bring him a soothing cappuccino…
Attack dog? Peruvian hairless, more like.
It looks like he is receiving the rough end of a pineapple in the photograph.
We’re all anal about cappuccino together.
Well, if not straight away, then latte.
Me for tea, and you Liam, you f-coffee.
OT
I laughed so hard, a bit of wee came out
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-axis-of-adorable
The Ayatollah gets my vote.
Where’s the Gordon Brown one?
John Prescott’s son is making a fresh Parliamentary bid after his selection attempt in his father’s old seat of Hull East was scuppered, party sources have said.
great news
not a bunch of Hunts at all
Reply to OH.
If she was British and did this she’d be arrested for child abuse by the uniformed wing of the humourless, po-faced, puritan scum inhabiting a council bunker near you.
Strange how so many of those evil men were socialists.
We have become East Germany
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/columnists/sue-carroll/2010/03/16/old-holborn-smoking-out-stupidity-115875-22113827/
He’s a gobshite and the electorate know it. Whatever he says they believe the opposite.
He’s a clueless BALD ugly fuckwit desperate to hang on to his job.
P45 soon you useless Hunt
His head is so remarkably streamlined it would be a shame not to use it as McSlug’s butt plug.
or a Nokia 8210 from 30 yds can you imagine Gordoom when he heard “WOTS HE DOING, HOW AM I GONA DENY HE SAID THAT” easy just like you deny everthing else “oh ok”
The c*nt pulls the same face on his website, which incidentally, is shit.
attack git
Looks like Gordon stuck a big stick up Bryne’s arse.
I don’t think it was a stick.
Its ringing.
Hello. I’ve just popped in to tell you that I am very, very rich.
That is all.
Carry on.
Did I mention that I am in for the Wanker of the Year award?-I’ve got a head start-a DICKhead of a start, way in front of Mr Byrne.
I demand a dick such as I be taken seriously!
Dear TaT. Good to see you back in your own persona. I trust the medication balance is right now.
It’s a fake tat. This tat imposter can manage upper and lower case whereas Bottom-Boy was too retarded to manage this task.
would this be a good time to tell you about my mate (Hugh Jardon) & the time that he may have boned Katie D over the bonnet of his spitfire. What he never mentioned before is that she may have given her monkey a bit of a waxing prior to that tryst. It was so smooth that he could have licked marmalade off it..
After that he called it her Paddington!
Luvly…
And the Spitfire bonnet needed a jolly good waxing afterwards, too – what with the marmalade and everything…
Doing it over the bonnet of a Stag would have been cooler.
Or possibly a Dolomite Sprint.
True…but he couldn’t afford a Stag when he was a kid.
he nearly bought one a while back..but his missus wasn’t best pleased when he told her about katie..apparently.
The marmalade was rough cut..so it acted like a citrus based “T Cut”
not over keen on Dollys…which is something that katie has been known to say.!
I see my comment was not wasted on you Mr J.
It was the crap V8 which let the Stag down. Proper hairdresser’s car.
Always preferred the TR6, but the 4A – ideally with the Surrey top – certainly helped one’s sex education.
so, am i the only bod on here who may have pork sworded Katie D ??
The problem with the spitfire was the crank….it could get a bit bouncy.
katie used to love it (possibly)..especially if I revved the engine while she pleasured herself with the butt end of my snooker cue.
she may have once lowered herself onto the gear stick & buggered up the overdrive switch!
I’m being modded now
4A -bliss on wheels. Good call – I think I’ll ship one in,
Nothing wrong with the Stag V8, if you flush the cooling system and use a strong mix of anti freeze every 12 months it should last for years. I’m a GT6 man myself, I have a 73 non rotoflex model but I’ve swapped the 2.0lt for a 2.5lt TR6 spec engine running through twin Weber’s, 150 bhp on a fast road cam, but I’ve kept it totally standard so that I can p*ss off chav’s in corsa’s ooops sorry wrong web site try http://www.aronline.co.uk
Tuscan – that’ll be a TR250 then
Well, Wingco, I’m slightly jealous. As you indicate, the Stag was very high maintenance – but the buyers weren’t interested in getting under the bonnet and stuff like that. They were much more interested in using the front end as a motorised mattress.
Anyway, what about a nice Austin Healey 3000 in two-tone with the Laycock (oops!) overdrive – or, even better, an XK150? Mind you, that bonnet mascot could add a certain frisson.
What did they call the offspring from the spitfire ?
E.T ?
From my recollections of boning on the bonnet of a Triumph Spitfire, the unfortunate recipient of the said boning usually ends up with the letters T R I U M P H clearly embossed across her buttocks from the raised individual lettering (as at least one ex-young lady in Yorkshire could attest).
Of course, a change of position can produce a positive alphabet across the willing torso (as other ex-young ladies may also recall).
The new MX-5 Roadster seems to have omitted this feature, dammit.
I’d have to check my old photos BUT i can’t remember seeing the letters embossed over Katies D’s arse..or back.
I’ll have to get the old betamax tapes out too.
Hope the shaky camera doesn’t distort the money shots!
The MKIV and 1500didn’t have the bonnet lettering Mr Jardon so the blushes of your emissions receptacle would have been spared..
Mine was the IV (L reg).
1300 TC.
So yeh… you are right
I ended up having to move the O/D switch onto the dash…it got a bit sticky.
she may have ended up with lines across he face, after a sever back scuttling over the boot.
It had a chrome luggage rack, you see.
A nice rack then, HJ. Fnar fnar.
snffle snffle….
“I’ve never come this way before” she may have said…
“That’ll be the cobbles” I may have replied!
talking about getting fingers burnt…
have I mentioned the time that i may have mistaken “Firey Jack” for KY?
katie wasn’t very impressed either…but as luck would have it the head lights failed.
So she kept sat on the bonnet…we used the glow from her monkey to guide us both home in the dark.
uaf uaf
M experiences of bonnet boning have tended to end in tears
An ex Mrs Beast whilst getting fucked on the bonnet of my 928 got a severely frazzled arse ,next car was a 911 that was left with a post coital dent in the front boot from the same Beastess (and no she wasnt fat)
Get a Transit van, they are cheaper and a lot more practical.
thank you for that lovely story Mr beast.
the problem with boning a woman on the bonnet of a tranny is that she would bang her head on the glass….& then slide off.
the bonnet’s incline is a tad too steep for mutual gratification.
…who cares????
whereas in the back she would end up with a socket set up her arse..or a piece of gyp plasterboard.
How do you clean coffee of the screen !!!
Yet more evidence to prove that this sorry bunch of hapless jokers could not run a Whelk stall
Correct ! Does anybody truly believe Lab are going to be allowed by the unions to make cuts,on the scale that is required, NOPE.Can Lab afford to piss of its clients in any way.NOPE.It will be the end of them as the majority of the electorate know whats coming ( an almighty cluster fuck on a scale never seen before,even by Labour standards ) and have abandoned them and they ain’t going back , thats assured.But still they live in the hope that they can blag and obfuscate another term.Dream on.All that remains is for the fat lady to sing !
Pickles m.p. in drag could oblige.
I think you will agree that Westminster in not a whelk stall. A fishdaughter.
I was thinking he’d taken leave of his senses. Him saying no tax rises, Balls saying increased spending.
Maybe Labour need to focus on their own incompetence (and the economy as a whole!) rather than trying to portray the Tories as inexperienced.
If they donlt address this monumental fuck up of an economy in the budget the markets are ready to force the issue.
Guido
Wasn’t he one of the original bunch of smearers along with Brown (the Boss) McBride, Watson, Balls and Whelan ??
Has he tried to clean up his act ?
He was an Apprentice Smearer. Basically made the tea for the lads while they dreamt up the nasty shite.
and I thought dave was being too quiet. when all he had to do was let the gobshites keep yappin.
I don’t wish to take my inevitable victory for granted, but I am going to win.
I just have to keep quiet. Which is good practice for when I win, because my EU strategy is to keep very quiet and let the EU walk all over you.
We pay £40,000,000 every day to be a member of the EU. They’ll want to increase that, to bail out Greece. That’s OK with me.
Remember; anti-EU people are fruitcakes and loonies.
I cycle to work. Only my briefcase comes by chauffeur-driven limo.
He has an uncanny resemblance to Zippy from Rainbow
It’s a pity byrne’s face doesn’t have a zip.
I think he looks like Neil Kinnocks afterbirth.
Cracking Cheese Grommit
And makes as much sense as Bungle.
Or possibly a window display sized model for the Rampant Rabbit
More like a friggin’ window licker! c”,)
As Georgie Porgie may say “We are all licking windows together!”
Nous faison du lèche-vitrine en tout
A future fair for all in the Garden of fucking Eden.
Good to see that Labour have abandoned their draconian plans to introduce a dog tax. But why the Fuck did team Dave broadly back it>
FFS this was a mega error by Labour and The Tories did sweet Fuck all to exploit it.
Does Dave want to lose the election?
Next open goal is the price of petrol, yet so far green husky hugging Dave is not exploiting it.
They’re batting for the same team.
I was looking forward to £35k a year as a Dog Outreach Liaison key worker facilitating Co-ordinator for my local borough !!
Do not sell yourself short!
Go for Dog Outreach Liaison Teamleader
What did Gideon tell you about working harder? Is this your response?
Jimmy, even for you that is so crap.
Not up to scratch.
Ok, I’ll try harder if you will.
I bet you say that to all the boys ducky.
No, really, just don’t.
You’ve missed a trick Jimmy.
Guido’s codename at CCHQ is “Fax Machine”. Now take a look at their new office floorplan again:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/28438384/CCHQ-Floor-Plan-2-Simplified
I did notice that Exit had an office next to Lightweight’s. Is morale really that bad?
You have redeemed yourself with that riposte Jimmy, now WTF is an intelligent bloke like you wasting time supporting this gang. Tony Blair, OK, dodgy moral compass but I buy into his charisma. Jim Callaghan – not in agreement with his view but admired his principles.
Gordon Brown – why? FFS, why? Even his friends hate him.
Now come on, Jimmy. get a grip.
“get a grip”
Don’t encourage him Tony, we’ve been trying to ween him off it for decades.
Is Jimmy also ‘tim’? Similar prose style and both support the unsupportable (which could be either ‘side’ I guess).
Why? Vested interests.
TT,
I’m not one for leadership cults (not a typo btw). Voted for Gould in 92, would have voted for Cookie in 94 and for anyone else last time. Fact is he may be a charmless weirdo but he’s still head and shoulders above the empty suit alternative. Every call he’s made so far has been wrong.
And who’s Tim?
PB tim. The same dry delivery and on the same side?
Jimmy is losing heart and his thoughts are wandering towards self destruction.
If Jimmy is Tim as well. I truly hope he makes a better job at the self destruction than Dave and his mates are attempting.
Get back to sucking up Gordons cock dribblings you penis faced nobody.
It looks as though a nokia has been inserted width-wise makeing his cheeks bulge, or is that a natural smile.
Tom Bradbury (ITN) is very good at getting over in a simple way how screwed the economy is. Cameron…..please take note and start parroting similar lines.
but surely we should just wait for the clear exposition from the bbc…………or not obviously…..
ITN news generally is well worth a look.
UK debt is £1.4 trillion…
A million seconds is 12 days
A billion seconds is 31 years
A trillion seconds is 31,668 YEARS
It’s got a red rosette on, must be a donkey.
No need for taxes to rise is this crime was stopped:
How the Parasites in Westminster Waste YOUR Taxes: http://eotp.wordpress.com/2009/04/02/how-the-parasites-in-westminster-waste-your-taxes/
Guido = balls deep in Camoron.
If only I could think of amusing things like that.
You’re just jealous batty boy.
Well done, you’ve managed to make me seem like a thoughtful and knowledgeable commenter.
me uaf uaf too
Liam Byrne, Ed Balls, Harriet Harmen, Peter Hain, Yvette Cooper, Gordon Brown. In eight weeks these low life will be confined to the dustbin of history. Generations will look back and think how did they let this bunch of hoons run the country.
I cannot wait to trawl websites like ‘left foot forward’ and ‘liberal conspiracy’ the day after the election.
I have a huge store of schadenfreude.
They do say revenge is a dish best served cold, but in this case……….
The highlight will be reading Alistair Campbell and Kevin Maguire’s dementing ravings.
Nervous Breakdown Campbell said yesreday (didn’t mark the link, sorry):
“We must kick lumps out of our opponents”
Is he asking for the riposte then :
To you think it is time to take him out completely ?
And put him back in the Funny Farm where he belongs ?
Campbell is behaving “funny” again..
He should be back in the Funny Farm…
Toilets will get the sack from the Mirror. Thats the last vibe in town.
I will have to add speed to my list for election night so I can stay awake next day to join you
Booze check
fags check
weed check
speed check
remote check
McBruin’s concession speech will be one of the most viewed vids on YouTube I predict. (fingers crossed)
Can’ see him making one of them.
He’s already warned that he won’t stand down.
The VT of GB being dragged kicking and screaming out of No.10 will be priceless. Living in hope and can’t wait should the GE go against our great leader.
It’ll be the Downing Street Seige.
Trained negotiators will work shifts for weeks trying to entice the loon out, Sarah will make a tearful appeal (again) – but to no avail… they’ll just have to send the men in black abseiling down from the roof and chucking CS cans through the windows.
lunch with my Chair of Trustees for PiggyBankKids, Lord Paul, today – doing lots of good work at PBK and it was a really nice lunch
http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10/status/10577370872
Sarah sent in to ask Lord Cashpoint for more money.
To be frank Mrs Brown now makes the awful Mrs Blair look good.
Frank you need to get down to Specsavers. They both took a beating from the ugly stick but slotgob would win the championship on the league of uglies.
Now Now Cherie broke a few branches and that aided thunder thighs a little bit.
funny how the ugly look even more ugly when you hate them.
An ex-Accenture partner there, just like Patricia Hewitt. Funny, neither of them had many of the usual qualifications for partnership apart from a direct line to the Labour hierarchy which Accenture were desperate to access after years of being banned from all Government work by the Tories.
A little history on that Andersen – Tory thing – I’d forgotten that DeLorean was at the root of it all, but then again I was very, very stoned for quite a lot of 1981.
Andersen, the Enron auditors.
I know there is a reference to it in what Guido wrote in the first place but i monitor posts about Liam Byrne just so i can add this link in case anyone hasn’t read it yet – it’s my contribution to the election
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/nov/17/liam-byrne-minister-diva-news
Sounds like he’s got OCD, the mad cuпt.
Look, can someone read this and then explain it to me? Bear in mind that if I don’t like the content then that would, of course, be your fault. Why is my coffee cup the wrong fucking way round by the way?
Think yourself lucky its not upside down
That’s what I call proper fighting talk. The prick wouldn’t know what it meant, though.
Thanks for posting this has anyone got the full memo? I want to give it to my beloved, she’s a PA, to remind her what she missed out on! Has anyone worked for someone like this? What’s the staff turnover, in his office, like?Have there been any complaints about bullying, I wonder?
‘Once something has been slotted into a grid, my expectation is it will be delivered. Moving something from a grid slot is a very, very big deal.”
Wanker
He comes across as a ‘David Brent’ type character, full of shit speak.
Except David Brent was funny.
He has the type of out of the box blue sky thinking that we need to put ideas up the flagpole to see which get saluted. I will be well served by him in this and the next government.
Its is voice that is really skanky especially during a Radio 4 “interview”.
Item 22 on the how to deal with Liam Byrne handbook:
“And when you *think* I said VAT will not rise under a fourth term of a labour
government live on TV of course you are all wrong, for I am an all-powerful “new” liebour control freak with the power to bend the fabric of space and time itself, and undo such perceived blurtings of bollocks such that it did not happen at all.”
wonder if he can stick summit in magdas grid slot
There is a little bit of a clue here as to why this Government have made such a dog’s breakfasts of the economy;
For briefings, officials should tell him “not what you think I should know, but you expect I will get asked”.
A recipe for disaster; pity he was too thick to see it.
You can bet his look a like bummer boyfriend Toenails won’t be reporting this. Remember how the Bummers Broadcasting Corporation went after Cameron and Osborne over married tax allowances?
Well Toenails is probably still wiping McPrudence’s shit from his cock so don’t expect this story to make the BBC again.
oh and I loved this story again.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Tories-Jedward-X-Factor-Exit-Poster-Campaign-Criticises-Gordon-Brown-And-Alistair-Darling/Article/200911415462684
Oh Darling, I suggest you don’t visit Guido’s site tonight as they’re posting some absolutely disgusting comments about you. And some of them are true too.
thats going on facebook
Is this the same gibbering fuck that was once given the title of “immigration” minister? The same one that lied through his plastic teeth about how Liabour were preventing abuses of citizenship applications and flying every illegal immigrant home? I think it is!
He used to have a blog on the UKBA intra-net but had to give it up because so many people were attacking him on it. Not a popular man by all accounts.
This government is crumbling by the day.
… by the hour methinks.
Tic Toc – Tic Toc ………….
To Labour’s Days.
This government is looking like a baboon’s arse more and more by the day,that is better out of sight.
Ooh, come on lads! Don’t vote us out! If you vote Labour, I’ll let you all splooge over my face! Can’t you tell I’m a right dirty little goer in the sack! I’m pure filth, me! All the lads in the cabinet got hard-ons when I was there! Gordon thought they were all smiling cos they liked him! Ha ha! What a prick!
Prick!
You surely cannot mean McMental’s flaccid little todger!
Arab strap — Well it was a gift from the middle east somewhere.
Let me lick your meow meow Ms Flint please?
gordon knows when mandys cheated on him,he comes in shitfaced
shoddy brick work
Someone in the street called me Mingin. What did he mean?
It’s how you could look after you had a facelift.
Confused you with me dear. I’m antique too.
I’m much more comfortable around women, I’ve got to tell you. They’re much more enjoyable to bully and terrorise. The weaker and more timid they are, the more pleasure I get from bullying them.
Charlie Whelan’s Bully Boy Background
• ‘Fixer’ for Communist trade union leader throughout the Eighties. ‘After reading politics at City of London Polytechnic, he [Whelan] tried his hand as a foreign exchange dealer for six months, joined the Communist Party and finally found his niche as a researcher in the engineering union, the AEEU. The late Jimmy Airlie became his mentor and Whelan was his fixer and mouthpiece throughout the turbulent Eighties.’ (Scotland on Sunday, 26
October 1997).
• Uncompromising loyalty to union boss. ‘He [Whelan] showed the same uncompromising allegiance to his former boss and mentor, Jimmy Airlie of the AEEU, the Communist shop-steward.’ (The Guardian, 5 January 1999).
Charlie Whelan’s Bully Boy Background
• Whelan’s union held strike that crippled Ford – which Whelan later boasted about. ‘Ford had a great deal more to complain of in 1985 when Airlie led a successful two-week strike of Ford UK which crippled the company’s European operations. Ford capitulated’ (The Times, 11 March 1997). Whelan later boasted: ‘We brought Ford to a standstill across the whole of Europe’. (Charlie Whelan, Scotland on Sunday, 4 April 1999).
• Leaked documents from leading companies. ‘he [was] the energetic supplier of leaked documents from Ford and other companies’. (New Statesman, 8 January 1999).
• Wrote article personally attacking Tony Blair over Fire Brigades Union strike. In the article in the Daily Mirror, Whelan made a pointed contrast between Tony Blair and Gordon Brown’s attitudes to trade unions: ‘Unlike Blair, the Chancellor doesn’t hate unions. He should tell the PM to back off before it’s too late.’ (Daily Mirror, 19 November 2002).
Brilliant Union result ~ Ford transferred all car production out of the UK.
But I suppose that’s what Jack Jones’ spawn wanted, the crippling of UK manufacturing capability, as ordered by their handlers.
a couple of shady grays from Fords CIA would whack him these days
Charlie Whelan’s Bully Boy Background
• Copied in to 10 Downing Street ‘smeargate’ emails. Last year, Whelan was implicated in the scandal that led to the resignation of Damian McBride, Gordon Brown’s top spin doctor. It was revealed that he was copied in to
emails sent by McBride about plans to smear Conservative politicians (The Observer, 12 April 2009).
• Spinning for Brown’s political purposes. In order to demonstrate Whelan’s power and use in government to a sceptical Tony Blair before the 1997 General Election, Gordon Brown allegedly told Whelan to brief to the media
that he would create a minister for employment with cabinet rank if elected: ‘Brown was gleeful when this was reported on every front page. He knew it was untrue, but a purpose had been served.’ (Gordon Brown, Tom Bower, 2004, page 196).
This government is crumbling by the day. Trouble is they’re taking us all with them.
Charlie Whelan’s Bully Boy Background
• Set the bar for brutality. ‘Charlie Whelan, Brown’s first spin doctor, was forced to resign in the first term when he and his ad hominem methods became over-exposed. He was still a presence in the background and an influence. “Charlie set the bar. You prove your loyalty by your brutality. There’s a part of Gordon that likes that”’ (The End of the Party, Andrew Rawnsley, 2010 p.73).
• Briefed against the Prime Minister. ‘Clive Soley, the chairman of the parliamentary Labour Party, noticed that Whelan had become more important than ever as a means to promote Brown’s opinions against the Blairites. “I’ve
heard Whelan briefing John Humphrys against the Prime Minister, Alastair Campbell and Peter Mandelson.”’ (Gordon Brown, Tom Bower, 2004, page 284).
• Briefed against other Ministers. ‘He [Brown] would not admit that, with his agreement, Whelan regularly briefed journalists to embarrass Robin Cook, Chris Smith, George Robertson and Mo Mowlam.’ (Gordon Brown, Tom Bower,
2004, page 284).
• Briefed against Peter Mandelson. During the 1997 General Election, tensions between Gordon Brown and Peter Mandelson led Whelan to brief against Mandelson, who he nicknamed ‘Trousers’: ‘”Trousers,” he [Whelan]
scoffed, “thinks that Millbank is his exclusive area. That’s wrong.”’ (Gordon Brown, Tom Bower, 2004, page 194-95).
He briefed against Mandleson- surely that’s to be applauded?
I want a cappuccino at 11.00am precise followed by a blow job from that nice young man in the post room. Got that?
……oh and tell him to fill my intray while he’s at it.
I’ve come to empty my sack in your intray m’lud.
Sorry, sir, the “nice young man” turns out to have been Yvette Cooper.
ooohhh ducky!!!
that’s a nice one.
can I try it with my new HappyPandyMandy fragrance?
Charlie Whelan’s Bully Boy Background
• Toasted Mandelson’s resignation over home loan with champagne. ‘For a week Blair and Mandelson attempted to ride out the storm, but to Brown’s satisfaction, on 23 December Mandelson resigned. At the Red Lion, Whelan
ordered champagne to toast his enemy’s destruction.’ (Gordon Brown, Tom Bower, 2004, page 291).
• ‘Unsuited to teamwork and consolidation’. ‘Whelan was temperamentally unsuited to teamwork and consolidation. He enjoyed breaking the crockery too much.’ (Gordon Brown, Tom Bower, 2004, page 196).
• Adopted Gordon Brown’s grudges. ‘Empowered by Brown’s sponsorship, [Geoffrey] Robinson, [Ed] Balls and Whelan adopted his grudges, dividing the world into friends and enemies, focusing especially on their personal and
ideological dislike of Blair.’ (Gordon Brown, Tom Bower, 2004, page 220).
• ‘Economical with the truth’. He is alleged to have told journalists about his spin tactics: ‘You just have to be economical with the truth…Gordon then looks good. You have to say things. You should never lie, but it’s very
difficult. They [journalists] understand.’ (Gordon Brown, Tom Bower, 2004, page 220).
• ‘An aggressive hooligan’. Jill Rutter, former Head of Communications at the Treasury said of Whelan: ‘“At first I thought Whelan was good for Brown…but he’s really an aggressive hooligan.”’ (Gordon Brown, Tom Bower, 2004,
page 227).
• ‘A killing machine’ disparaging opponents. ‘Standing at the press gallery bar in the Commons, Whelan would chortle, “I’ve got a great news story,” then proceed to promote Brown and disparage others in the coarsest terms.
Described as “a killing machine” and “a serial killer”, he would shamelessly admit to rubbishing ministers, but “only if it was absolutely necessary”, and approved by Brown.’ (Gordon Brown, Tom Bower, 2004, page 175)
So McBride took over the smearing machine when Whelan quit ?
And they were all acting on Brown’s orders..
What an obscene crock of shit…
Right the heart of Goverment
Are you the one who borrowed my copy of Tom Bower’s biog of Brown? Brilliant book but so depressing in its perspicacity that I decided to leave reading the second half until Brown is history.
I started to cut my wrists after the first chapter
The Tories shouldn’t get scared when Labour try to fall back on old class war tactics. They should have the guts to say So what Cameron’s posh? Is it a crime to be well educated and from an upper class background? I’m not posh myself but I don’t suffer class envy. The biggest joke in all this is that New Labour is now stuffed with posh and privileged types. Harriet Hardperson has aristocratic connections, that fat bitch Diane Fat-Abbott sent her son to private school, and there’s many others who went to private school or send their kids to one. The sheer hypocrisy of these clowns to use the class card is obscene but typical of New Labour’s malignant spin. I do hope Cameron mentions at PMQs tomorrow Luciana Berger, the Labour candidate in Liverpool who had to switch cars because hers had a £5000 personalized numberplate. Champagne socialism is alive and kicking.
The world is turned upside down as Dave pretends he isn’t posh, and sends me begging letters saying ‘Donate for Change’
I wonder if he’s ever stopped to think how stupid that is, coming from a supposed conservative.
It’s enough to make you despair, but on the other hand think of the fun we’ll have when Gord shacks up with Cleggy. It’ll make Monty Python look like King Lear.
Perhaps, just perhaps, if the Labour party Jokers had spent more time actually working; researching and listening rather than spinning, tweeting and writing stupid crap on their web sites they might have made a better job of running the country.
As it is they have all but ruined the country both economically and socially and sold us out to a socialist europe. Such is the level of their stupidity they have actually made it possible for the B-N-P to rear its ugly head.
Now we see them crawling meekly back into bed with the unions – or was that the plan all along? How long before we see european unions gang up together to run the EU?
B-N-P or more LibLabCon. Take your pick.
There are so many scandals that Cameron can throw at Brown tomorrow…
He should be able to give the mong the K.O.
But will he?
He is better off doing nothing Brown and his cabinet colleagues are digging their own graves.
I think you may have rumbled his cunning plan
He has the head of Neil Kinnock and the face of Yvette Cooper. I bet Dame Mandeslon is never far from his arse.
Baldamort ??? I thought he was more like Baldprick from Brownadder ??
he he
Postie humiliated into u-turning on the doggie tax. Funny that, the British liking animals and not liking taxes on them. In their dying days Labour hit new lows by their own appalling standards:
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/leftwatch/2010/03/alan-johnson-humiliated-by-uturn-on-dog-tax.html
Dog Tax; Death Tax; we’re going through the alphabet.
Just invented the Fuck Tax and am now looking to increase the Fuel Escalator again…
Granny Tax, Grammar school Tax, Greetings card Tax. Oooops, sorry, Sadiqhead…
Hamster Tax, Ham sandwich tax, Happy Hour Tax,Headlights Tax….
Tan Tax, Tap Water Tax,Tory Tax, Tin Tacks…..
Trailer Trash Tax, Tapas Tax,Tampax Tax…
Wax Tax…….
I notice Labour removed VAT on KY Jelly. Who’s idea was that, I wonder?
KY Jelly and green custard, mmmmmmmmmm..
If it moves tax it and when it stops moving, tax it.
I like the Fuck tax thought – perhaps we could use the funds raised to fund some sort of birth control pill into the drinking water of all the Tribal Labour voting areas of the UK! If we can stop ‘em breeding……………..
If only Cameron would come out and say ‘I’m a Conservative, fuck the rest of ‘em’. He’d have a landslide of support.
But he isn’t going to do that ’cause somehow he’s under some prat PR control.
It really is pitiful that Liebore are imploding and still Dave is unable to land a glove on them.
But I am so pleased to hear that he and his missus are not posh after all and call dinner, supper etc.
Dinner is tea you poncey southern twat.
Sorry twat, I come from north of Salford, I just repeated what was reported.
Fucking Southerner !
Poncey northern twat!
It’s just strange. All Dave had to do was to rubbish the Labour Dog tax. But what did he say? He said that the Tories broadly agreed with it. What a WANKER.
Did he?. When was that then?
I think you have your Dave’s mixed up.
Gurning Tax…
Skip Tax
Landfill tax goes up by 20% in two weeks to £48 per tonne, it will be £72 per tonne in three years time
So whilst the Government pontificates about being green, landfill is fast becoming a structural addition to the tax system
Your next builders skip will probably cost over £200. In 2013 it will be over £300.
EU mandated it should be noted.
Great.
Johnson shit himself when he realised there would have been a massive revolt against this scumbag government by millions of dog owners.
Nearly as bad as making hunting fish with hooks illegal.
Dolly Draper has come up with the replacement tax…
The Dog Shit Tax
Trust him…
It’s because, when you tread in dog shit, it’s always on the left foot.
innit
Is that gobshite back? Surely not.
http://www.derekdraper.net/
Charlie Whelan and Sarah Brown hard at work back in 1997 covering up Gordon’s homosexuality:
“…..Mr Whelan was also hard at work to ensure his boss’s personal life was seen in the best light. There had been unfounded (sic) rumours floating around that Mr Brown was gay, and Sue Lawley repeatedly raised the question of his sexuality while talking to him on Desert Island Discs. Then photographers just happened to chance on the Chancellor having a romantic dinner with his attractive ‘girlfriend’ Sarah Macaulay. Mr Whelan was “chuffed”. Last week the Evening Standard, in assessing the progress of New Labour ministers specifically mentioned that Mr Brown had “gained extra points for the skilful unveiling of his romance with Sarah Macaulay”.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/media-if-gordon-brown-looks-good-buy-charlie-a-drink-1234268.html
We’re all bumming each other together.
Labour’s secret weapon in the election will probably be to naturalize 1,000,000 Muslims as British citizens, including all those here illegally and in prison, and offer to helpfully assist in filling out their postal ballots for them.
Secret? That’s no secret.
The secret weapon was to make the owning of an ‘unclean’ dog so expensive that only rich Christian Tories could afford it.
Was Johnson’s dog bill going to include an exemption for all the muslim dog-fighting gangs in Birmingham and elsewhere?
It’s the right thing to do.
Charlie and Sarah working hard to cover up Gordon’s gayness back in 1997….
“Mr Whelan was also hard at work to ensure his boss’s personal life was seen in the best light. There had been unfounded (sic) rumours floating around that Mr Brown was gay………… Then photographers just happened to chance on the Chancellor having a romantic dinner with his attractive ‘girlfriend’ Sarah Macaulay…………….”
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/media-if-gordon-brown-looks-good-buy-charlie-a-drink-1234268.html
Did you know Peter Mandelson’s first job after uni was washing dishes in a restaurant kitchen? He spent every night getting covered in fairy liquid.
Is that you Charlie?
Yes
It’s the one and only Hoodie Whelan…
So shuv over Fairy Queen…
I’m in charge now…
Do you know that the fairy-in-chief goes batshit when I bait him…!!!
No change there then.
Do you know – I think I really have got him over a barrel this time.
Is Charlie boy still ‘going out’ with Philippa or is he not keeping up the pretence any longer?
Does he have a beard ?
I wonder, is Gordon a top or a bottom?
I understand he’s a taker rather than a giver. That’s what Peter told me anyway.
Marcus Brigstocke = unfunniest man on television
This champagne socialist hypocrite, ex-public school pinko, and Brownite-arse-licker, only gets on telly because his brother is a director of the BBC.
He virtually declared war on bloggers on ‘The Now Show’ the other week, silly boy.
He declared war on blogs, did he?
Hurr, hurr, hurr…..
unfunniest man anywhere
The conservatives should tax tumbleweed and therefore bankrupt Brigstocke.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/rodliddle/5688903/todays-weather-with-marcus-brigstocke.thtml
http://www.newstatesman.com/radio/2008/06/marcus-brigstocke-quirke-funny
He’s an arse.
Gordons manifesto
He’s the spitting image of Kermit The Frog.
He reminds me of IDS. With a red rosette.
I like man milk.
More lies from the lying f*ckers
Most of the £200m is not, as Labour claims, coming from cuts to Sure Start, but from the health budget. So the inflammatory headline on Labour’s scare story is, strictly, wrong.
http://blogs.channel4.com/factcheck/2010/03/16/will-sure-start-face-200m-cuts/
Cameron specifically ruled out any cuts to Sure Start in his conference speech…
“But it’s not just about money. It’s also about emotional support, particularly in those fraught early years before children go to school. Labour understood this and we should acknowledge that. That’s why Sure Start will stay, and we’ll improve it. We will keep flexible working, and extend it.”
Everyone was saying Gordon was gay so Charlie popped up with Sarah and bingo!
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/media-if-gordon-brown-looks-good-buy-charlie-a-drink-1234268.html
At 3pm I like a finger of fudge with my skinny latte.
I like a faceful of fudge. Preferably off some drug-raddled, scabby, scouse rent-boy.
O/T
The other corruption of the Scottish Mafia. Let’s not forget it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1258176/Lockerbie-bomber-better-brags-Gaddafis-son–seven-months-terrorist-given-months-live.html
But of course mandy, who is a personal friend of gaddafi’s son had nothing to do with al-megrahi’s release did he???
Pity , isn’t it, that all we ordinary middle englanders don’t believe him!!!
oh and by the way it really doesn’t matter which way you go, said the Cheshire Cat.
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2010/03/speaker-accused-by-tory-mp-of-being-prompted-by-minister.html
Bercow in trouble today as he tries to protect labour in the chamber from accusations over all that taxpayers money that gordon has given to UNITE so that they can launder it back to the cash strapped labour party just in time for the election.
Oh dear don’t tell me bercow is getting some of that dodgy unite cash as well in order to pay him for being the double agent that he really is??!!
Nell I hope someone on here finds the recording so we can all see Bercow’s duplicity ourselves.
I’m not a supporter of UKIP but I do hope that Farage is going to win out against bercow!!
Even the BBC online news is reporting this little Commons spat now saying that Bercow accused Pritchard of untoward behaviour.
And there’s been a deputation to the Whips Office to complain this evening.
Buckingham is the only constituency in which I would vote UKIP, just to help get rid of that slimebag Bercow.
I agree and also to get Farage in, to liven up the HoC over Europe.
Yes absolutely!
Sally Alley will get some probably..
Like any good Nulabour candidate…
Surely no Conservative would vote Bercow, or labour or Liberal? That only leaves UKIP for a Consevative and the official monster raving loony party for the rest.
The problem being Kneejerk legislation is DANGEROUS. The Tory’s dangerous dogs act is to Labour’s detention without charge.
And why is it THE BBC and THE Tory party and just ITV or Labour?
Take another long, deep toke on the crack pipe and all will be resolved.
Why does the BBC always report on The Tory Party or The Tories but never as The Conservative Party?, its because they can open any debate or discussion with an immediate implied slur, unfortunately ‘The New Labour Party’ cannot be diminutised unless into something like The Jackass Party and that’s never going to happen with Toenails as chief political editor.
Well said, the truth is you are right, the BBC do say it in a way to cast a slur, there time is a coming.
I’ve wondered that too.
Soon as the Tories get to power they should ban all Cocaine and 8 year old rent boys in London. The BBC will be fucked.
Qwerty,you are wrong,wrong and wrong.
If Cam gets in then over a short period of time he should remember what shite that Pravda and their liebour masters have slung at his party.
He should then make it clear to these bastards that their taxpayer funded bias is no longer acceptable and start cutting the license fee so that eventualy they can stand on their own two feet without taxpayers cash.
A top hoon at the BBC recently argued against making public exactly how much “top” earners make at the BBC on the basis that it would put them at a commercial disadvantage. WTF !!! Does he not think , that maybe, just maybe the Licence fee gives them just a little commercial advantage over everyone else ??????
Do you think that cash strapped ITV could offer them more?
In the interests of impartiality the BBC should report the Labour Party as “That shower of hypocritical c unts “, !
Nasty old Sarah Brown is friends with both Damien McBride and Charlie Whelan but who does she like the best?
There’s only one way to find out……..
FIGHT!!!!
lunch with my Chair of Trustees for PiggyBankKids, Lord Paul, today – doing lots of good work at PBK and it was a really nice lunch
http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10/status/10577370872
I tried that knees up Muvva Brown thingy.
Doesn’t suit me.
Never has done.
Never will.
I’m more an all-fours person myself.
Why is everyone calling Sarah Brown Magda Goebbels?
Is she German or something?
It perhaps refers to the Magdeburg hemispheres: two semi-circular cups that, when brought together and evacuated, stick together, until released by a helping hand. (Oh – and vaseline helps seal the join)
I leave the somewhat distasteful imagery and metaphor to the imagination.
But crow bars and buckets of cold water come to mind.
Sarah is a qualified psychologist, so probably something to do with her experiments on Herr Braun’s brain.
Gordon used up all the vaseline when he had that boys night out with Chris Smith and Nick Brown last week.
Is it because Magda Goebbels was a nice, kind person like lovely Sarah is?
‘Sarah is a qualified psychologist’
Ah – now that’s revealing.
A well-known syndrome in which ‘staff’ and other ‘helpers’ fall for patients in the (erroneous) belief that they can cure them.
It is not uncommon in those who deal with psychopaths.
Professional boundaries are of course forfeited, and the pair can end up in a situation of folie a deux – the madness of two.
The solution is to separate the pair. The sane one, over time, recovers.
The mad one continues as before.
Mark you, – this is all psychobabble – the in-house religion so beloved by NooBoringLiars.
lovely sarah? She is the most hard faced woman I have ever seen!!
She only tweeted that because Labour HQ told her to after she was caught out.
It is because of her uncanny ability to resemble Frau Goebbels
My God!Has PiggyPaul got Kids working in his Bank as well as his sweatshops.
He sure has. Though i doubt his donations to Sarah’s piggy charity would qualify for UK tax relief.
No – it’s a sheep’s shank.
#gameover
Regular readers will be pleased to hear that the health of Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi, who was released 7 months ago (having only 3 months to live) has greatly improved.
….. ‘er as have the trade talks between Libia and the UK
Being removed from the care of the NHS has already doubled his life expectancy.
Noo Lies
Noo Boring Bullshit
Noo tractor stats
. . . have we said that already?
oh yes – Noo Beloved Leeda – if we can AlJaBeeba to let go of the Gorgon – probably Millisquit or some ovva gifted Lie_Bore
twat. . toffBercow has done a deal with Labour to keep Farage from winning.
bercow HOPES he has done a deal with labour to keep Farage from beating him in Buckingham. bercow, the labour mole paid by UNITE through his wife’s account, might just fail.
What I’d really like to see is whelan campaigning personally in buckingham for befcow that would really turn out the UKIP vote!!!
Vote UKIP not Bercow!
I live in the Con-Sitt- Ewe -Encey and no one’s campaigned here all the time i’ve lived here. Loking forward to meeting someone from outside the village.
Slimy Bercow shows blatant bias towards Labour again:
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2010/03/speaker-accused-by-tory-mp-of-being-prompted-by-minister.html
If you’re in Buckingham please vote UKIP to get this scumbag out.
O/T, Mad Hattie Harperson trying to ingratiate herself. The article is of passing interest, but the comments are priceless.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/cristinaodone/100030190/ive-just-had-tea-with-harriet-harman/
Another hard-faced labour woman trying to spin rubbish.
If you’re retired grandparents raising a disabled child you don’t get a penny out of the state.
And if the NHS fails you in the care of your disabled grandchild and you need to seek private health in order to stop your baby sinking into serious deterioration you will pay for it from your dwindling and labour raided pension.
This labour government is all about toeing whelan’s extreme left wing agenda.
Neither labour nor whelan give a toss about real people. Their only interest is power and money!
Hi Nell
Gordon, Gordon Gordon! I’ve got a really good idea to introduce a really really good tax and it is really really really very important.
We can tax people who do not vote Labour and extend it until they do.
ABSOUBLETY BRILLIANTTTTTTTTTTT EDWARD
Woof Woof liam byrne gives doggie treats Woof Woof
labour are going to extend VAT on food and children’s clothes and introduce a £10K tax on death.
we may laugh at them but they are not funny!!!
Lets be honest now you cannot engage with this scum they do not want to debate how to get the economy moving in the right direction, when Georgie boy pointed out you could never hope to have enough growth to reduce the huge debt , and that cuts in the short and long term were needed, slaphead said he was talking the economy down. So now we know its all the Tories fault ! When a problem arises the socialist scum first ignore it, then make an ad hominen attack. They don;t answer the data will not provide counter evidence. You are just smeared with innuendo.Now they plan not only a budget without detailing cuts but also an election campaign,you realy could not make this up.Sure the lazy and feckless scroungers will swallow this but nobody with an Iq over 20 should.It is far better if you see slaphead in the street during election time to walk up to him and break the lying little faggots jaw.That way at least he will be silent, and it would be a once in a lifetime chance we would all enjoy.
I saw that Labour twat Martin Salter MP getting shouted and swore at by members of the public in a street in Reading last week. He looked scared stiff and dived in to a shop.
Yvette Cooper got chased out of a supermarket a few months ago.
I nearly got him too.
I’ll have him one day – even though he sticks with Ed Bollocks.
Nice young fresh looking. Clearly inexperienced though.
It had a strict NO DOGS policy.
Griffins lot ARE socialist.
Arguably the better half of socialism…..as they are at least upfront and honest about it and their intentions.
A question?!
Is liambyrne one of those 150 labour mp’s who have sold their soul to UNITE for less than 30 pieces of silver??!!
Do get a grip on your apostrophes nell, please. Mp’s indeed…!
Sorry!!!! –
Have an OU degree in history and economics which makes me question everything!!!
And I hate apostrophes /apostrophe’s — a bit like I hate left wingers like charliewhelan!!!!
Dont know about that Nell but here’s another one.
2005 Byrne handed in a petition demanding tougher penalties for dangerous driving.
2006 He sat on a parliamentry committee which shaped the 2006 road safety act part of which increased fixed penalty fine for driving whilst using a mobile phone.
2nd Nov 2007 Byrne received a fixed penalty notice and a fine of £100 for driving whilst using a mobile phone.
Bit like harpicharriett then?!
Don’t do as do, do as I say!!!!
Nell,sorry a bit late on your comment went downstairs to have a whisky and calm down.
Now you mention Harridan Harpic your costing me,need another bloody whisky.
Completely OT,if I said to you wellness centre would that in grammar make sense to you?.
Is he really Harman in drag?
Pinky. What shall we do tonight Brain
Try to take over the world
Labour Party Political Broadcast:
WE will not cut public spending after the election and will pay for this by an emergency tax raid on savings account of 15% of the capital.
This will be called the “smash and grab tax” and will raise over fifty billion pounds which wil allow us to import 5 million more immigrants from the third-world, house them in the location of their choice and pay for their plasma TVs, cars, interpreters, generous welfare benefits etc.
Vote Labour for a fairer Britain!
Communists always wonder why people hate them and they end up being put in camps away from the rest of humanity or executed.
Well after thirteen years in the United Kingdom they should know why.
http://www.24dash.com/media/image/2009/11/23/20459/300_Image_PA_jedward_brown_darling.jpg
Looking for the new tory poster on ‘Cash Gordon’ and all his millions of taxpayers money laundered through UNITE .
Not available yet but this one will do!!!!
He was wrong all along as the Telegraph report TAXES GOING UP UNDER LABOUR
So what you say McFuckwit LIAR
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7456968/U-turn-from-Labour-as-it-admits-taxes-may-go-up.html
Labour will do whatever it’s EU masters tell it.
Nope I don’t think so.
The EU has said tonight that labour has it wrong and British debt is spiralling alarmingly out of control
The EU has said that labour must bring international debt under control.
In response liambyrne for the government says, evangelically for the treasury, that ‘we know the rest of the world think we’re wrong but We’re Right and gordon is going to ignore everyone and trash the country’s economy with his spend! spend! spend! policies!!!!
The EU is trying to save it’s own skin, It can just about cover Greece.
However it has Spain, little old us and Italy to worry about and collapse of the project will follow.
Don’t kid yourself. The UK will collapse long before the EU does.
We are the sick man of Europe again and sterling is heading for a massacre.
BACK TO THE 1970′s WHEN THE TRADE UNIONS USED TO RUN THIS COUNTRY….
http://issuu.com/conservatives/docs/cashgordon/18
Apart from clean up the national dna database and remove the innocent from it.
The Treasury had plenty of practice in developing budgets in secret and keeping them from the Prime Minister, when Brown was Chancellor and Blair was PM.
It seems obvious that Liam Byrne has no idea what is in Darling’s report, and it may well be that Brown will get a few unpleasant surprises too.
Suspect you may be right about Byrne, but I’d venture to suggest that Broon has done his best to dictate the budget word by word. We’ll see in due course how much influence Darling has managed to wangle.
I just want to break free
I want to break free
I want to break free
I want to break free from your lies
You’re so self-satisfied I don’t need you
I got to to break free
God knows, God knows I want to break free
I’ve fallen in love
I’ve fallen in love for the first time
And this time I know it’s for real
I’ve fallen in love, yeah
God knows, God knows I’ve fallen in love
It’s strange but it’s true (hey yea)
I can’t get over the way you love me like you do
But I have to be sure
When I walk out that door
Oh how I want to be free, oh yea
Oh how I want to be free
Oh how I want to break free
But life still goes on
I can’t get used to living without, living without, living without you
by my side
I don’t want to live alone, hey
God knows got to make it on my own
So baby can’t you see
I’ve got to break free
I’ve got to break free
I want to break free, yeah
I want I want I want I want to break free …
My life was in shatters. I was drinking every night and on drugs. After I listened to this song my life turned upside down. I am now the prime minister of Great Britain and it feels great. Thank you Freddy. X
Your pal Tony
Labour have blown it.
“A Labour Party member who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.
Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm
Another Labour nonse.
The lady is therefore clearly a todger dodger.
One hopes he wasn’t too cocky in Court.
It’s called Blapping…
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blapping
K-KRRAWWWKK!!! (blapblapblap) (ting)
That might be construed as boasting….
According to the article, the offender was very drunk. The article did not state whether or not Brewer’s Droop was involved. It did state that he is Lithuanian; not sure if this is significant or not.
Modded. Try again.
According to the article, the offender was very inebriat*d. The article did not state whether or not Brewer’s Droop was involved. It did state that he is Lithuanian; not sure if this is significant or not.
you know why. Guido uses cheap net nanny software that catches teens out trying to find supplies of **** < the word that would have been modded.
It is surprising that the evidence stood up in Court.
Just how tall was this female copper hit on the head with a penis?
The usual 3 feet tall fat arsed female copper , if not this chap could make a fortune in porn, unless he was on step ladders
Probably a lesbian oopma loopma knowing Labours checklists.
Sounds like she was in the downhill skiers position at the time. Was she moonlighting? Anyways i thought the police were supposed to hit suspects with their truncheons not the other way around.
What a shock (not), the BBC 10PM news and not a single mention of Unite/Liebour and the strike and the attempt by Unite/Liebour to work with the American unions to disrupt BA’s flights across the Atlantic during the strike.
As usual the BBC likes to bury bad news.
Regarding the BBC’s reporting of the Kraft Exec’s getting a grilling, what about thew lying gay mong and his bummer sidekick stating on TV (continually run by the BBC0 that they’d be watching Kraft and wouldn’t let them get rid of any UK jobs.
More shit stabbing from the mong lovers at the NbBC.
First task of the next Tory government: sort out the fucking BBC once and for all!
You got me thinking QWERTY,
‘Not the 10 o,clock news’ an irreverant look at news and current events with comics like Nick(the nails)Robinson.Broadcast at 10 o,clock on BBC1.
Woof Woof doggy has no money to pay the doggy tax Woof Woof
Go away doggie. I’m scared of dogs. I’ve just shit my kecks again.
Byrne is an utter idiot. He fits in well with his colleagues, then…
To That’s News.
Well what do you expect from a guy who has a shite degree in politics (The art of lying) and modern history.
My degree many years ago was in engineering and we used to watch guys like Byrne running around with time on their hands playing at politics like a kindergarten whilst we had our noses to the grindstone.
No surprise to me that the majority of these wankers in parliament have been on these shite degree courses were you virtually rip the degree off the bog roll as you leave.
I used to find it amusing when we had degree guys in engineering coming into the company and I used to say to them,your being at university tells me only one thing,where your address has been for 3years,your learning starts now.
Christy – we all found that out the hard way, didn’t we?
VERY SINISTER
http://issuu.com/conservatives/docs/cashgordon/18
Nappy slapping?
Vote labor .we’re the toffs now
We as a yoonyun have all the cards.
We dictat LieBore Policy.
That’s bcos we pay for them.
And they are in our pocket.
Furthermore, one of the most powerful fugures in Government is linked wiv OUR Beloved Leader.
So, twist and turn as you will – you are fucked, so is Gordoom, so is the LieBore Party until they dance to our tune and moolah.
simple – innit?
Now get out of the way.
Isn’t it just a shame (sorry: to be expected) that James Naughtie was so feeble with Liam Byrne during the interview in question this morning?
When it comes to interviewing Ministers of the Crown, Naughtie makes Jack de Manio seem like Robin Day.
I hear Naughtie likes to share a jar of Vaseline with Labour luvvies.
Let’s hope Gordon ‘Lord High Emperor’ Broon was on hand to order his tame retards Whelan and McBride, to beat the crap out of the pretentious, bald, cow’s cu_nt
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/7450468/Moodys-fears-social-unrest-as-AAA-states-implement-austerity-plans.html
I take the piss on this site alot, but honestly being deadly serious as a friend and fellow commentator, I have to be frank here;
We are in the shit big time and things are going to get alot worse before they get better.
If you have any spare money please do start stocking up on food and other essentials.
No worries R&W, I have a 20 stone pig next door who is gonna get it should times be that tough.
In fact my shithole little town is full of dead meat.they just dont fucking know it yet.
Tastes like chicken so i’ve heard.
I always keep my tooth file in the glovey
A Labour Party Election Flyer?
No, a Unite Press release!
“Nothing could illustrate more clearly the difference between Labour’s proactive approach to helping manufacturing and the short-sighted do-nothing attitude of the Tories. With Cameron and Osborne in Downing Street, these jobs would be lost.
Even the language in its sloganising, is perfectly interchangeable.
Unite and Labour are two heads of the same beast.
Unite has a very interesting take on “helping” businesses.
Help like this Britain can do without.
So Newsnight will be bigging up the ex KGB bloke who’s buying the toilet roll that is the Indy. Hmm, so it’s OK for a Communist spy to buy the British newspaper but not Rupert Murdoch?
One of them is not a communist spy
It’s ok for once KGB funded unions to fund the labour party with taxpayers money as well you know.
black is white, war is peace, down is up.
It will be hard for the tories to win the next election, just look at those against it
The speaker
the bbc
unite union
liebour government
the liebourgraph
Radio4
Radio5
Dr Who
GMTV
ITV
ITV are the most balanced out of the lot. Tom Bradby’s reporting over Ashcroft was spot on. Sky and Channel 4 are the ones up the one eyed gay mong’s arse.
Don’t worry people. I have planted some money tree seeds and they should be in full bloom by 2016. Problem sorted.
The impression that Unite is now running Labour after donating huge sums to it , is sinking in, people with memories of 1978 can see all again how militant unionism far from protecting jobs , in the end just made the markets come to the conclusion that the UK would be a basket case with poor finances ,while the rest of world went about markets and manufacturing on very much lower cost base . The problems of 1978 are different from 2008 other than of course a Labour goverment was involved in the currency devalaution as well then .
This may all chime with those of us with long enough memories to know that labour have yet again pulled off a reapeat performance .It should be game over , labour should appologise and just dissolve ito the historical reference of wonk politics .
The ruin thinks he will reign for ever and offers up a fight, well sort of , Liam Byrne is back peddling on his no tax increases ,Vince is lookin guuud in the mirror with his cuts delay line , Darling is hoping consenus from equally drippy economists will make his budget seem OK with those who believe the spin that the debt isnt a problem .Osbourne can smell its wrong but hasnt found where the death is .
Guido has kindly done some historical insights into fabianism from which a great deal of wonk labour thinking originates , yes even wurthers origional Vince says there will be cuts , big cuts but it will do less harm to the economy to delay them . CW ponders why this line has gained some traction , true it gives those who cant remember labours last ruin attempt , a sort of shrug factor . We dont see any real pain , telly still works , supermarkets shelves still burgeon , beckham may return to football .
The interesting aspect of the poor ecnomic debate so far is that the risks have been downplayed and dumbed down , the ruin has said he will reduce the deficet by half in 4 years , yet this is based on growth figures that are questionable .So the comfort zone has been created by what people are feeling comming into the election and not the scenarios post the election .
Interest rates we are told can be stabilised , so the argument there is the money required to service the debt , or fill the hole , of course whilst taxes are being used to fill this hole , they are not energising other parts of the economy. The ruins gamble is that goverment debt will perhaps be an episode of deep coma , the trouble of course with deep comas is that in some cases are matters of hope rather than medical ability to resucitate back to proper health .
CW was fascinated to hear on NN that a hung parliament (with the very same people that oversaw the descent into ecnomic coma) would please the markets , no political fightig , a view to protect the UKFI vehicle .CW could hear a door quietly closing and Mrs Rochester being sent back to her room and a private dinner party resuming .
The possibility here is that labour could get off the hook in that a hung parliament could just be an face saving excuse , that so many have failed and decieved the UK into such a dire position . It is a problem avoidence measure and the poor tax payer is to be served up ,in a politically beige dining stalemate experience .
The interesting aspect of this scenario is that a public sector pay freeze of at least 5 years would be required , no ifs no buts . which then brings the prospect of how inflation will work , after five years even 2% inflation will be making public sector workers a little uneasy , there will then be the remaining 50% of the defiecet to sort out , which suggest public sector pay will be under firm control .So the no cuts protects jobs but , sets in concrete no pay rises for at least 5 years perhaps 10 years .
modest gradual cuts is a 10yr event of cutting public sector jobs , with a freer hand on not raising taxes (again no one has spelt out that the ruins debt will cost jobs , which it will ,just not a shock) .So labour will cause job losses , a hung parliament will cause job losses !.
Whilst all this is going one can only wonder what the private sector will look like , manufacturing , agriculture will be under continual price squeeze to keep nasty inflation at bay , so not much chance of employment increaseing . With somthing like 6 million people defined as able to work , a tight rein on benefits will be needed , let alone the waste of decade of peoples potential as they are consigned to the plan .
vehicle fuel has increased , so will bus fares , so will transport costs , sqeezing further what people have to spend on non essentials , impairing growth further . The ruin is not facing any of these questions and will no doubt want us to go into the election thinking that La La land is safe in his and his lib dem pals hands , La La Land of course has a competitor for votes , namely those that think the debt is ecnomic mission impossible only this time Tom Cruise , has no slick end game and gets shot to bits by the bond market.
The ruins budget is perhaps not one of triumph of high public spending theories , but a reasonably miserable trip into the world of debt taming .
CW little heart lit up with Simon Heffers article , again how true for those us that remember the very different prinicipals that used to govern our lives , when we didnt have to question if our freedoms had been consumed by the socialist monster . I add a caveat , Barrones Greenfield made some usefull points on Radio recently , and I dare to suggest that what Mr Heffer is pointing too may not be so far away from what Barroness Greenfield is concerned about , as some of the things foisted on our dumbed down lives may be intrinsically linked .However you would have to be a brave politician indeed to breathe that heady air , CW asks the small question of “what” is doing the marxists work for them , although there are some billionaire whos as well .
good night all
His PORTILLO moment is booked and waiting.
“Liam Gets His Fingers Byrnt”
More like his arse if McTwat’s got anything to do with it…
Its deliberate. The initial statement always has far more traction than its subesequent denial. or rebuttal.
Baldymort got significant MSM coverage, both newspaper and BBC, for his claim that Labour would not raise any new taxes. he knew he would, which is why he said it. It plants the right impression in peoples’ minds.
Deafening silence from the MSM in general and the BBC in particular about his rowing back on it. His retraction isnt spectacular, it is fairly low-key and it wont significantly change the general impression that his earlier remark created.
It is a horribly dishonest piece of manipulation, which is what Labour do.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259472/Chauffeur-quits-row-lost-wallet-Minister-dubbed-Baldemort.html
Chuck Norris may not be a minister but he knows where his wallet is
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