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Krugman is Seductive, Simplistic and Unrealistic | Jeremy Warner
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PM Speaks for the Nation When Bashing Balls | Quentin Letts
Time for an Alliance | Dan Hannan
Farage’s Plan | ConservativeHome
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Jon Cruddas is Not the Messiah | Dan Hodges
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Is that Elton John?
You should have gone to Spec Savers
Anne Moffat is naming the nasty bullies who deselected her as Labour Candidate for East Lothian
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/bsp/hi/pdfs/14_03_10_moffatletter.pdf
Jack Dromey advises Anne Moffat to “ignore” discussions over expenses
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/bsp/hi/pdfs/14_03_10_moffatresponse.pdf
OH it appears the election is only weeks away and the toerags have gone into election mode,haven’t they missed something out like telling the public or is it just the longer they don’t say theirs a GE the more public money they can corruptly use.
the date of the election is not in the public interest !
I agree lolol,
Brown meeting undecided voters on the politics show yesterday? WTF?
I turned it off straight away, I cannot stand watching that fuckwit talk, or even breathe.
But all this electioneering and no date for the election? It’s obvious why of course, because there is the legal obligation to give equal time to all three big Parliamentary parties once the election officially starts. This way he recruits the BBC as a party agent for free.
we divert public funds to “special” projects and in return they donate it back to labour party funds
our party is bankrupt ,
it’s the right thing to do !
It’s Keanu Reeves!
WHOA DUDE!
It is becoming irritatingly difficult for Conservatives to ignore the Liberal Democrats. For most of the last decade they have been seen by Tories as a form of political pest control, helpfully eating away at the Labour vote by positioning themselves as the anti-war party of the left. But for weeks now most opinion polls have pointed to a Lib-Con alliance. If the election does return a hung parliament, then the Tories must be prepared to negotiate – and immediately. It is time for them to think the unthinkable.
For his part, Nick Clegg is all dressed in blue and ready to tango. Last week, he told the Spectator how much he admires Margaret Thatcher for defeating the miners’ unions in the 1980s. He duly denounced her to the Guardian later – but this is the skill of the Lib Dems. They are ideologically flexible. They embody the Groucho Marx dictum: “These are my principles and if you don’t like them: well, I’ve got others.” Clegg now has an impressive chocolate box of principles: some red, some blue. And enough blue ones to make a Lib-Con alliance workable.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/mar/14/lib-con-team-fun-clegg
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00697/Cartoon_697060a.jpg
spot on
$£$£$£ 7 million dead in the continuing african-world-war $£$£$
western protectionism leaves africans scrapping over the handful of products which the united states and european union permit to be imported without the imposition of high tariffs eg. coltan for mobile-phones and computers – yet cameron and obama, the slay-as-you-go oyibo protectionist shits are glad to do business with the corrupt rwandan-born imposter-president of the democratic republic of congo, joseph kabila, who has allowed rwandan troops to rape and murder his own civilians during the ongoing military campaign to pillage valuable minerals from the eastern congo. for cameron and obama it’s ‘slave-coltan good, cheap staple-food bad’, and don’t anyone dare come to me with kenyan-export flowers grown on the white-man’s farms – they will never be laid on the unmarked genocide-graves of the congolese millions. the blood crocus.
Funnily enough, the BBC have commissioned a report to find out if we are too stupid to vote. No, really.
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2010/03/too-stupid-to-vote.html
why the fuck do you care since you don’t vote?
In that case the bbc had better keep quiet as anyone voting labour have got to be really stupid and should be banned from voting!
bring on the coalition might just stop the war mongers in future
Who do you mean by warmongers? Alqaeda? Iran? America? or Israel? Because I do not think that a coalition government in this country will have much influence over any of them.
Like your set of bastards eh?
God told us to invade Iraq
it wasn’t our fault it was his
It was the Devil infiltrating the Vatican which caused all the kiddyfiddling not us priests.
Remember 9/11 ?
we remember you are a Lying Warcriminal Tony
it’s my long lost daddy
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party… Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
“What the hell are you supposed to be?” asked the host.
“A premature ejaculation,” said the man. “I just came in my pants!”
Unlike Gordon Brown, who comes in someone elses’ pants.
It looks like Lord Ashcroft in drag
Thats no way to talk about a great benefactor of good causes Mandy.
How are things going in scotchland kiddy fiddler?
You read that on the cubicle wall of a public toilet
as you were being rear ended by Nick Brown !
It’s George Michael
http://twitpic.com/18k1ka – just got my very own @SarahBrown10 Twitter brooch – nice!
from US site called http://www.survivalofthehippest.com see @thehippest
I hope that’s not on El Gordos expenses?
Does seem a bit off that the Prime Miniter’s wife is advertising a jewellery company on the taxpayer funded Prime minister’s website.
She’s a national treasure. And supporting the great leader. Don’t be unpatriotic. Any spending to run that website will be counted as investment.
I came out last night
on TV to support Dave
wasn’t it ever so fluffy ?
I assume the Twit Pic comments are moderated by Sarah.
Is your new house in Kircody number 10 ?
Do we actaully have a PM whose wife lets its be known publicly that she buys a pendant of such appallingly awful design and manufacture that even a chavette would decline to wear it. What has happened to this once great country?
I can’t draw either!!!!!
Go back to your constituencies oh sorry we kingmakers,the dreams these toerags have,LibDum we always hang onto the tailcoats of the ones in power as we will never be in power ourselves our policies do more damage than the one eyed snot gobbler
Just the fact you have to put his name around his neck to give people a clue proves what a shit cartoon this is
Or perhaps the fact that no one knows what he looks like in the first place…
No one knows what who looks like?
he looks a bit like Dave who looks a bit like Blair
Is it our entry for this years eurovision ?
That exactly how i think of Nick Clegg, the only thing that is missing is a bejewelled pimp cane.
thats in his pants
Beware the ides of March
I would have thought it would be beware the idle bastards in March.
Where’s Brutus Balls when you need him ?
busy working out how much hell get when he brings in the 50p rate in for people earning 100,000,when hes chancellor ffs
CAMPAIGN: To get “GORDON IS A MORON” back to No1 in the charts for May 6th
Sign up on facebook and tell all !
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/group.php?gid=10669047740
This will swing te election. It sorted out Cowell, now it will sort out Brown.
I know, I’ll get my mate Barry to hit him. He’d flatten him
Yeah but Barry’s a mate of Gordon’s in’e?
How the fuck do you cut & past in you tube
Try copying the embedded link not the URL link.
Me and de Cleggmeister is tight.
Vote Labour and Vote Brown!
you all know I will be
IDIOT DETECTED…. ALSO QUALIFIES FOR”FUCKWIT” STATUS
> IDIOT DETECTED…. ALSO QUALIFIES FOR”FUCKWIT” STATUS
Definitely TaT then.
Wish you’d been tighter with the finances, you fucking lunatic – we should never have let your lot in the union after you beggared your country over Darien.
What is Nick’s favourite mumsnet recipe?
Cooked Cactus
What about us?
Gordon Brown’s appearance on yesterday’s The Politics Show is a must watch. Loved his claim, during the programme, that “Britain led the world out of recession”!
Did the BBC wankstain question that fantasy, or question the accuracy of the claim?
No, thought not
That Susanna Reid is just gagging for it.
“Comrade Brown, as deluded as the East German politburo”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7443379/Comrade-Brown-as-deluded-as-the-East-German-politburo.html
You see, now that is EXACTLY the reason why I did not watch it. I paid a lot for my TV last year and I do not want to throw anything through this one.
can anyone post this ?
it would prove beyond doubt that he is criminally insane and should book him a room in broadmoor
s a u s a g e s
TaT haven’t you got a blog to run ?
ha ha ha ha
s-a-u-s-a-g-e-s
I’m still waiting for you to come round and sort out my gargantuan growth!
Here’s a link to yesterday’s Politics Show.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00rhd0f/The_Politics_Show_London_14_03_2010/
Watch for the special Gordon moments at 14.00 (no tax rises under Labour in the next Parliament), 18.30 (Gordon’s Glare of Death) and 42.00 (An unelected Prime Minister).
There were so many moments it was priceless. They were so called undecided voters I got the distinct impression they were all unimpressed. I have said it before and will say it again he is a complete imbecile. The low carbon generated jobs was a brilliant piece he actually believes there are millions of jobs out there what a complete useless c*nt. I have never in all my days hated public figure as much as this man. I hope the electorate come the GE feel the same, they should.
Leading from the rear – like Capt Mainwaring.
Thanks for putting the bling name tag on this male figure in this cartoon, I know who it is sposed to be now dont I.
Personally I am oping Anna Arrowsmith, aka Anna Span can persuade Susan Kramer to appear in one of er porn vids, as I wishes to see er ejaculates on a frequent, if not constant basis.
Ms Kramer, If you are willing to do a Span squirt vid I will proudly vote for you an all you stands for, wont I
where’s the blog tat ?
Ha Ha Ha Ha !
Liar
I’d love to bum her daft… she has to be the Uks number one MILF !
you need to go to Specsavers mate !
Does anyone know if Blair is paying tax in the UK I suspect he’s got Non Dom status?
Guido’s blogged this. It might be possible that he’s got non-resident status but there seems ZERO possibility of him being non-dom.
What then about the Irish passports the Blairs have ??
The inland revenue would not buy that story.
Lord Ashcroft
Lordmandybum
Whoops, I did it again. More good news for the trailer trash of British politics.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601068&sid=a0a8xAghPS8I
Bye bye to AAA.
That’s just the ratings companies catching up with the markets; they’ve already made their decision and acted on it.
Down graded or remaining static and is a date set?
Message for the Downing Street imbecile from Peking.
You borrowed, moon faced sei gweilo.
Now lick the porcelain.
No work, no eat.
Where the Flucking hell Gordon bin?
He been sniffing around old Mother Marx’s dustbin again.
Completely off-topic but still interesting : remember the love-in between our supreme leader and Sarkozy just a few days ago?
The curse of the one-eyed son-of-the-manse in action again :
Sarkozy on his way to defeat in French election count, swiftly followed by Carla’s exit to greaner pastures.
Sad really.
A top job in europe awaits shortarzey
with high chair included
He’s got his job for another 4 years, and he’s got a very good chance of a second term. which gets him to 2021
But will his marraige last that long?
Carla will be giving us a clue when she starts wearing six inch stilettos.
Carla wearing six inch stilettos, what an uplifting thought!
I laughed when I read arsecozy “was not amused” by Osbournes comments and that it would do Osbourne damage. After barking one’s shins on a shortarsed frog’s instant height equalizer as far as I can see the damage has already been done.
For the benefit of the MSM and the BBC there are a lot of Briton’s who do not give a fxxx what a gallic dwarf thinks.
Oh I say!!
We very much respect our colleagues in la belle France, just across la Manche (shirt tail to you) in the same eurozone.
After all, we – the Crème de la crème of broadcasting – have our holiday cotts there, we drink copious amounts of french wine, enjoy their cheese, and all the other comforts and benefits as befits our status in an advanced socialist society.
Now come along! Rally behind our Glorious and Beloved Leader. Let us at AlJaBeeba give you, the sheeple, the benefit of His Wisdom and Narrative.
And make sure to pay your TellyTax. It pays for all the above, and ensures a lovely pension for us.
I am giving Carla a right good seeing to. She is fed up with being humped by Dopey.
Is that Nora Batty and Marina fighting over Cleggy?
Another monday another guess who the fuck is in the picture contest !
Sir Trevor McDonald looks more like Nick Clegg that this cartoon
Trevor MacDonald is a Tory stooge.
What were those reports about those other women again?
an uncle Tom tory stooge
Who’s up for digging a mass grave? Bury ‘em deep and bury ‘em alive. Unbelievable!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/7442579/Lords-official-signed-gagging-order-over-peers-expenses-memo.html
This is really Stalinist…
Welcome to East Germany m’lords…
Is Al-Megrahi dead yet?
Lockerbie bomber can live for five more years
http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/2892333/Terminally-ill-Lockerbie-bomber-could-live-for-another-five-years.html
Brown conned the British people. Megrahi was released in a deal with Gaddafi. The story that he was about to die was a pack of lies.
Jolly good, coz he’s innocent anyway. Anyone who doesn’t know this by now is a thick sun-reading twat. Try reading the report of the Austrian UN observer of the kangoroo trial farce (sorry no pictures):
http://i-p-o.org/lockerbie-report.htm
What a suprise!!! SNP and Liebour = lieing scumbags who let a mass murderer out.
Curious how the new evidence that Megrahi was bleating about has never come to light.
he didn’t do it you shit for brains mong
it did come to light you were just too thick to know about it
http://megrahimystory.net/
the other documents aren’t being released by the government because ZanuLiebor are still trying to cover up the truth, as usual
These cartoons are just shit
we cant go on like this
Even though the puss filled giant coward hasn’t called the actual election, the first election poster has gone up in my street, and, yes, it’s Liebore. It would seem the African family across the road are keen to show their support for the worst political party in living memory.
When I used to live in a council flat in a very expensive part of South London in the 1970s I remember how, for the first time, I questioned my inherited political allegiances; when, during an election campaign, as I was walking past some big four, five and six bedroom detached houses with single occupants, and noticed posters for the Labour party in their big (net-less) windows. I thought at the time this can’t be right, this is just dishonest they should be for the Tories.
My thinking was that it might be a way for some to offload any feelings of guilt they may have had about living in such (relative) luxury while 200 yards down the road folk were living in council rent barracks. Then, as now, the Left has somehow managed to fool most of the people most of the time that it is a morally pure and altruistic entity and is the sole institution of good in society: politically, socially and spiritually. And now like the Christian church before it, will, for a price, cleanse the guilty those same guilt trips they devise in the first place.
Interesting perspective. For me in my youth it was the opposite. My parents really bust a gut over decades to pay off their 2 up 2 down terrace in an ordinary northern town whilst the unemployed, literally across the street, larded about in their council semis with gardens 2, 3 times bigger. They knew that at least by working hard they would one day own their own homes so come what may no one could take them away, which wasn’t the case for the freeloaders they had to look out at every day.
That’s until the tories decided to give them all away – a crime unpunished to this day.
Tories gave away houses! You lived in different times to me do you have a tardis by any chance.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_to_buy_scheme
Exactly right to buy. You still seem confused between buy and free ffs.
Don’t know about giving houses away, but there was a case for giving those capable and healthy people locked into a vicious circle of labour housing = labour votes and therefore a labour mentality of: please look after me, an opportunity to stand on their own feet like your parents had managed to do.
Also as part of my political awakening at this time was my next door neighbour in the flats, I can remember him moaning to me about how many weeks he had been asking the council to come and fix a small pane of broken glass in his toilet, and when I suggested that it would cost next to nothing and that he could do it himself, his head nearly exploded with the difficulty of understanding the concept. He may have been an exception but it was indicative of the mentality Labour encourages.
In the 70′s a council house meant no rates, decoration or maintainence costs and could be inherited. They were often three income households.
That’s why the council estates in SE London had higher per capita car ownership than owner occupied streets with mortgages.
Council housing was a skive, well past its sell-buy date and subsidised by the rate payer who, in many cases, had less disposable income than a council tenant.
Sigh.
For those that need these things spelling out, the tories gave them away in the same sense Bruin gave away the nations gold, or any other valuable-asset-sold-ridiculously-cheap analogy one can care to construct.
The 6% conviction rate for reported rapes is becoming an increasing embarrassment for the government. So what does this Labour government do about these incredibly low conviction rates?
Instead of trying to improve the conviction rate they get one of their apparatchiks, Baroness Stern, to write a report stating that conviction rates are not important and it’s “aftercare and counselling for victims” that should be the main focus of the police and other agencies.
On Radio 5 this morning they even had a chief constable who said the report was excellent and went on to say that “the police must get involved with the office for national statistics to produce more helpful and meaningful staistics”.
All very sinister. All very Gordon Brown.
It’s all very Orwellian.
We really must get Brown’s bunch of crypto-Stalinists out soon before it’s too late.
Maybe a sense of perspective as to what constitutes rape might reduce the reporting rate and allow the police to concentrate on those reports that actually refer to forced sexual intercourse.
The promotion by feminists of ‘date rape’ (otherwise known as silly women getting drunk and regretting the shag in the morning) has led to a huge increase in reporting of incidents that are not really worth wasting police time on.
But now that there are organs of the state dedicated to feeding the rape problem, the process of office empire building and PC reluctance to challenge stupid assumptions has led to a self-sustaining bureaucratic fallacy, dedicated to keeping and expanding the jobs of the rape professionals.
It’s just more Frankfurt School bollocks aimed at fucking up the free citizen.
There is a worrying amount of Baronesses appearing on TV these days. Labour have a Baroness for every type of media damage limitation requirement.
Where have they all come from, Stern, Uddin, Scotland, Ashton – there are hundreds of these non-entity Baronesses?
I am in favour of abolishing the offence of rape altogether. I am at a loss how a rape can fail to be eo ipso an assault, and a range of offences exist to deal with that. In addition, the issue most vexatious to the mad Hatties and her would-be dragon slaying sistas, that of mens rea, is avoided altogether. And last, but most of all, the dreadful consequences of such an assault might be ameliorated – there are countless cases where the victim suffers not just at the hands of the attacker, but subsequently and even more from family and society – and all because the victim is seen as a chattel of a premium value. If the femministas would do one useful thing for “equality”, it would be to abolish this medieval and tribal concept.
Statistics are like lampposts for drunks. There for support and not illumination.
Beckham out of the world cup. Now I know there is a God!
England might stand a chance of getting somewhere now that attention-seeking, narcissistic, old has-been is out.
We can concentrate on the football rather than the Beckham Circus.
It’s not the Hand of God. It’s the Hand of Gordon.
Beckham has been visiting his friend Brown in No 10 rather a lot recently.
Jonah Brown strikes yet again. World leaders cancelling visits to UK on account of self preservation.
Bloody Hell. You cannot make it up!
Bookies say it is now likely Clegg will back Brown. Who is starving our troops.
More Labour scandals! More Labour bullying! Harman INCREASES low reports of rapes! Brown is STARVING our troops! Lib Dems in the frame to back this murderous regimen
Vote Lib Dem get Labour.
Vote Dave Get Tony.
This is Good News Capello is now able to select a Beckham free squad. What was the point of taking a player who could not play for more than 10 mins?
He couldn’t even play for ten minutes. He’s there for the sponsorship and advertising. It’s all about money. trouble is the Beckham circus has a massive detrimental effect on the rest of the team’s cohesion. Now he’s out we stand more chance.
We’re doomed. That’s both our careers over now and our best friends Gordon and Sarah are moving back to Scotland in disgrace.
alah achkbar
Mr Brown certainly has powerful arguments.
And he is the more experienced politician.
And he has had years in Government.
Therefore, I feel I should defer to his Judgments.
And support him – as I have done so far. Well, – I’ve certainly done nothing to impede him.
Well that’s Beckham out. Rooney is next.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/10/article-1256863-04FD27EE000005DC-449_468x286.jpg
Good riddance to that c’unt Beckham. He was past it years ago.
It’s Beckham’s fault for spending so much time posing with his pal Gordon Brown on the doorstep of 10 Downing St. He’s fucking useless anyway, and just there to sell shirts.
Sitting there crying FFS. the twat wants to get some balls. So he was disappointed, not as disappointed as some of those lads losing their limbs on our behalf.
Beckham is a spoilt, attention-seeking brat. No wonder he likes Gordon Brown. I bet the two of them have tantrums over who’s going to sit on the rocking horse first.
I see that after last night’s sympathetic portrayal of the Camerons, Trevor MacDonald is already being smeared by Gordon Brown’s gang.
Brown, Draper, McBride, Whelan, and Maguire. Was there ever a more odious bunch than this lot?
So, Daves a nice man and loves his Mum and doesn’t beat the wife. What in that Dave Love in even remotely indicated that he has what it takes to be a PM or that Dave is even a Conservative?
At least Cameron is a normal human being and not a deranged, self-obsessed sociopath like Brown.
And Samantha Cameron comes over as a normal, likeable, person unlike that fat scheming bitch Sarah Brown.
No wonder the No 10 staff call her Magda Goebbels behing her back.
I’m so glad you enjoyed me coming out
to support Dave
wasn’t it a jolly super wheeze
Are Gordon and Sarah Brown turning into the Honeckers? They remind me more of the Ceaucescus.
“Mr Brown’s contributions read a like a broadcast by a member of the East German politburo who seldom leaves his headquarters and who still believes the regime’s propaganda that everything is getting better and better.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7443379/Comrade-Brown-as-deluded-as-the-East-German-politburo.html
I didn’t watch it because my mind is firmly closed to the liar Brown and his lying lies. But reading the article suggests that the Maximum Imbecile’s handlers didn’t manage to mobilise the ‘right’ sort of ‘undecided’ voters to apply to appear on the program.
As for the lie about employing 30,000 more doctors. Well it fucking well has to. After it gave all the doctors a 40% payrise overnight with only 5K for working weekends they promptly all went to a four day week. Same money for much less work. More (foreign) doctors required at vast expense to make up the shortfall.
Jackass.
The extra docs are needed, partly because increasingly the medical workforce consists of women who elect to work part-time but also partly because of the ludicrous changes in conditions over the past 30 years viz
in the 1970s/early 80s “junior” doctors habitually provided on-call for 100 hours a week (there are 168 hours in a week) of which, on average, they worked flat out for 70 hours and were available to be called to casualty or the ward for about 30. In teaching hospitals medical students prvided a lot of basic work like taking blood, suturing etc. No female doc would have dreamed of applying for a job knowing she was pregnant. Typically it took 12 + years as a junior doc before getting a consultant post.
This was far from satisfactory but we have now gone from the sublime to the ridiculous because of a combination of EU directives and politically correct imbecility. e.g.
a woman is appointed as consultant when she is pregnant and goes on maternity leave after a month in the job. After her maternity leave is over she chooses to take unpaid leave, only returning when she is pregnant again. She works 2 months and then goes on maternity leave again. After three kids -she has allegedly been a consultant for >5 years but has actually done about 6 months work. The hospital cannot advertise her job and limps along, employing locums or doing without until she finally returns, only to find she now exercises her EU constituted right to take more unpaid leave because she has children under 5 so she never works August or Christmas/New year
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article757261.ece
Since its inception the Health Service has, to quote Bevan ”Stuffing their mouths with gold’, been paying a danegeld to the medical closed shop. To keep the socialist pipe dream alive, doctors have to be bribed. That has gone on now for 60 years.
Without the doctors, the whole rickety construction falls apart and the doctors play on this mercilessly.
An insurance system would break the stranglehold, provide more patient choice and better outcomes than the ‘biggest employer in Europe’.
Oh I say!!
We very much respect our colleagues in la belle France, just across la Manche (shirt tail to you) in the same eurozone.
After all, we – the Crème de la crème of broadcasting – have our holiday cotts there, we drink copious amounts of french beverages, enjoy their cheese, and all the other comforts and benefits as befits our status in an advanced socialist society.
Now come along! Rally behind our Glorious and Beloved Leader. Let us at AlJaBeeba give you, the sheeple, the benefit of His Wisdom and Narrative.
And make sure to pay your TellyTax. It pays for all the above, and ensures a lovely pension for us.
Aye! – ar’ it’s arl mae ain wurk!
an nuthn’s ma fult ye un’stn.
Looks like the Only way a Tory can vote these days is UKIP.
Vote Conservative get Socialist Liberal Dave
Vote Labour get Socialist Brown
Vote LibDem get a Socialist Government
A vote for UKIP is a vote for five more years of Brown.
Spot on.
A Vote for Dave is a Vote for Blair 2.0
No it’s not.
And why is Dave supporting Speaker Bercow? Speaker Bercow is no longer a member of the Conservatie party and even his wife doesnot vote for him.
CCHQ cannot be seen to NOT support Bercow. It is my guess they would like nothing more than to see him lose and lose big.
A vote for UKIP is a vote for change.
Vote for what you believe in and don’t listen to all this rubbish about “You’ve got to vote Conservative”. (Because we say so).
If the Conservatives want votes, they need the policies to get them.
Dream on. There will only be three outcomes come the GE.
Tory win.
Labour win.
Hung Parliament.
There is not a chance of any other outcome given the two main parties and our voting system and be in no doubt a vote for UKIP is a vote for Gordon fact. I have no great love for DC but this country cannot afford five more years of Brown and the sooner he is gone the better for all IMHO. However, each to there own and on May 6th we will all get the chance to place our cross where we feel most comfortable, for me the choice is clear and my handle says it all.
Your right Norm, the big 2 and a bit political parties are dancing on the head of a pin. I want a choice not a set fucking menu.
So lets get this right Mr intelligent, lets vote UKIP a single issue party with little experience outside the troughs of Europe and few other policies to get this country out of the mire it’s in.
I smell Liebour troll here.
NuLabour = Very Smelly.
Brown , our glorious saviour has reportedly stepped in to ease the BA crisis (oh dear) by personally speaking to the two deputy generals of Unite. Why nust just lean over the effing desk in No10 and speak to Charlie boy?? Sky and aljabeeba seem to have ommitted that link bless them.
Unite has already done the damage. Anybody with holiday plans will be booking Virgin, American, Continental, any fucker at all but BA because the arseholes might go on strike and strand you.
Jackasses.
Can’t quite see the logic here with Wheelan appearing to stuff labour. Adonis doesn’t get hugs from Broon so I can see his motive but is Wheelan looking to deal himself a more lethal position at NO 10?
Record fall in air passenger numbers last year.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8567493.stm
Well, the longest recession in UK history precipitated by the Maximum Imbecile’s reckless economic policy certainly didn’t help. That and the pound going down the shitter hiking the cost of holidays once you actually do step onto the tarmac in Mallorca or Miami.
And in the teeth of all these inconvenient facts the arseholes at Unite thought it appropriate to incite the BA cabin crew to strike?
Wasn’t it part of the rather dim “shove it on the credit card” years that folks went away for the weekend on planes? I was certainly tempted, but didn’t do it very often.
It’d be interesting really to know what % of air travel was whim-spending that people are doing without easily.
we pulled the same shit at British Leyland as Willie Walsh is doing at BA – unsaleable cars, get the workers out on strike – cheaper than paying wages – empty planes , get the cabin staff out on strike and then close down the factory and flog off to asset strippers – British Aeropspace – and then close it down finally – Longbridge. BA to be gone within five years.
BA is a lot better than it was pre-privatisation. One of the happiest days of my travelling life was when Lord Young (I think) fired 6,000 of the fuckers one morning.
That certainly woke them up. No more one free dr*nk and then hide down the back of the aircraft for the next eight hours planning their next free week layover in Jamaica or Harare. Suddenly you got the same service Virgin had been giving for ten years.
This UNITE idiocy is just some effort to re-establish the institutionalised BA idiocy of the late 1980’s/Early 1990’s.
As others have said – it’s the same mentality that did for BL. The unfortunate thing is that BL were driven to destruction by the unions but BA were doing okay until recently. It doesn’t have to be this way but it looks like UNITE doesn’t give a shit. It’s all about flexing their muscles and to hell with their members.
yeah, but we got them lovely kiddie photos.
They’ve had them body scanners at Moscow airport for years. If anybody wants kiddie scan pics then I’m sure a few roubles in the right direction at Domodedovo would get ‘em all they want.
I’m still trying to get rid of all the old pictures of me in the bath when I was a kid.
**nust** – not
I’m going to miss him when he’s gone
I’m not going to miss him. If I remember the fucker at all it will only be in the context of ‘this is fucked but it’s all that jackass Brown’s fault’.
Who, Brown or Beckham?
Who?
It’s a sad fact of life that you only miss something when it’s gone.
“Vote for Brown so you won’t miss him”
They both whos?
It’s a sad fact of life that you only miss something when it’s gone
“Vote for Brown so you won’t miss him”
Please do give generously if you can. Bless you!
* ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL *
A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Essex in the early hours of Friday with its epicentre in Basildon. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering, “Faaackinell”.
The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. Essex FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Basildon .
One resident – Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, “It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Trisha the next morning.”
Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.
_HOW CAN YOU HELP?_
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after – items most needed include:
Fila or Burberry baseball caps
Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
Shell suits (female)
White sport socks
Rockport boots
Any other items usually sold in Primark.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include:
Microwave meals, tins of baked beans, Ice cream, cans of Colt 45 or
Special Brew. 22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms.
£2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9. £5 buys
B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
_**Breaking news**_
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry
Alco-pop.
‘Where are you bleeding from?’ they asked.
“ROMFORD” said the girl, “woss that gotta do wiv you?”
Hope you’re not Scottish
No im fucking not, i hate the bastards, especially Gordon the one eyed mong paedo.
What was behind Sarkozy’s visit to Brown. Pound to a pinch of s*it Brown has committed the UK to assisting in the bail out of Greece.
You make an interesting point.
Hit wrong key was going to add. Darling ruled out any UK support for Greece which is not surprising given the condition of our own economy.
We might find that when push comes to shove we can not refuse help. Who knows what is wrapped up in the Lisbon treaty?
Don’t get me started on the Lisbon Treaty. Medication, medication.
Don’t get me started on the Lisbon Treaty. Heavy medication needed.
Simply a French Tourist visiting London because of the plummeting £.
Bargains at Oxford Street’s FCUK store.
I have it on very good authority that this was the true purpose of his visit.
Here.
Brown has gifted the EUSSR at least 17 Billion by now from the surrender of Mrs Thatcher’s refund.
That money given by every UK consumer has for a long time been redistributed to every poor EUSSR member – Greece included.
Efharisto Megalay Britannia (Thanks Britain)
This was posted on the last thread but the last line is so good it deserves another airing!
Enjoy.
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A company created by former Glasgow City Council leader Steven Purcell is facing an independent audit after awarding around £10 million of contracts to a firm run by Labour’s biggest Scottish donor.
City Building (Glasgow) LLP, an arm’s-length company set up by the Labour-run city council, awarded two large deals to City Refrigeration Holdings UK in 2007.
The founder and boss of City Refrigeration is Willie Haughey, who has donated more than £1.1m to Labour since 2003.
City Building, which replaced the council’s Building Services Department, was created in 2006 as a tax-efficient trading unit, which could bid for construction work beyond Glasgow, and now has a turnover of £180m and more than 2,000 employees.
It has numerous ties to Labour through its managing director, chair and board. One of its executives is Scottish Labour’s former general secretary, Lesley Quinn.
For more than a year, City Building has refused to release details of the City Refrigeration contracts following Freedom of Information (FoI) requests from The Herald.
It claims the method used to award them was so novel and unique it constitutes a trade secret and is therefore exempt from FoI.
Some more questions about Purcell.
1)
What does Purcell know that makes it so absolutely essential that he has been removed from the Country?
Is Purcell still alive, or is he feeding the fishes at the bottom of the Clyde?
The Police need to answer the last question.
He DID meet Jonah in the days previous so that may expalin it.
The Gord giveth and the Gord taketh away.
Its the righteous thing to do.
Amen.
There are a lot of ways to dispose of a corpse with concrete, as the mafia can testify.
So Gordon is getting involved in the BA strike. The TWAT HAS ALWAYS been involved. Charlie Whelan (Unite) is Gordon’s best friend and personal aid, Jack Dromey(Unite) is married to Harriet Harman (deputy leader of Labour).
Gordon and Harriet have been involved since day 1 and do Not be surprised that this is all a pre election set up where Gordon saves the national carrier.
This strike is about raw politics and fuck all to do with helping BA cabin staff, indeed the BA employees are CHAFF.
Yes. I have to agree. It makes no sense at all to be inciting BA cabin crew to strike when the facts are that airline travel has fallen by a higher percentage than any year since WWII.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8567493.stm
It can only be a bit of muscle-flexing and button-pushing practice for UNITE for when the Tories are in power. Then they’ll be pressing exactly the same buttons to get the nurses marching through Whitehall. Tens if not hundreds of thousands of ‘em bussed in to screech about a ‘fair days pay for a fair days work’. No thought at all for the wider economic picture.
The argument will be “Only Labour can work with the Unions”.
It stinks.
Yep. We know that. Only Labour could have taken the tough decisions that needed being taken without instigating a civil war.
They have declined to do that – instead they’re teeing the whole keg up for mass strikes, social division and civil strife. Pitting citizen against citizen for purely political purpose.
They know that they have fucked the economy and will soon be out of power. They know that difficult decisions will have to be made but they’re already lining up the union shock-troops for mass strikes and priming a class war against Eton Dave and the Tories.
The evil fucking bastards.
Dromey and Whelan are the sort of union scum I thought this country had seen the back of.
Interested in the welfare of BA cabin crews, what a laugh. Pushing them and BA to oblivion for their own political ends. Reminds me of the UK car industry when we had one in the 70′s.
Brown intervenes when the damage has been done, how useful. God help them now, self serving garbage from the union movement who will still have jobs when this debacle is over and the curse of Jonah Brown.
BA = British Leyland.
A very useful comment of R4 over the weekend. Get rid of both Union and BA leadership.
This is going to cost us (again).
That would imply Broon is diseng/dsisngenu/… a lying fucker.
Mr fucking IPS Moderator,you have still not explained why ‘SamCam’ is still shown on my favourite ‘Bored housewife’ spank sites list.
If I wanted to see a real bored fucking housewife I’d look at my fucking missus rather than that Cu*t Camerons wife.
Sort it.
‘ISP’ I meant….see i’m fucking angry.
Gosh your intelligent arn’t you!
Fuck off Stu,I aint in the mood.
Well it could have been worse, you could have put “IBS” instead which is rather uncomfortable to live with too!
I’d give her one any time.
Boring housewife? visit Sarah Brown’s twitter blog and twitter to your hearts content on her new twitter broach.
(_:_)rseholes
Anybody watching Gordo’s little outing on Sunday’s BBC Politics programme may have noticed how often his reply was to “set up an investigation” into some failure of his grand plan. About time we had an investigation into how Unite’s Dromey seem to have got preferment in becoming a PPC in a safe Labour seat.
Seen on the Al-Beeba Website.
BBC R4 10:00 Wimmins Hour, With Jane Garvey. Gordon Brown and the etiquette of going bra-less in public.
(Isn’t Tony invited as well!)
Nice cartoon. I predict an enraged article at LC before the day is out.
This strike is all a setup. The one eyed mong has now stepped in and will be made to look the hero, all hail Gorgon the one eyed tool.
Rofl! Ace cartoon.
That tooth flosser was worth it