On and On and On
Gordon was showing his true Prime Mentalist colours when he appeared on Radio 4′s Woman’s Hour this morning. Firstly he claimed “I feel more comfortable with women, I have got to tell you”. If that was really true, then why the need for the “I have got to tell you.” Which aide told him “you’ve got to tell them that”?
Secondly and terrifyingly he said that even if he loses the election “I’ll keep going because I want a majority, I’ll keep going.” It seems he doesn’t quite understand how elections work. It’s pure arrogance to think the country would tolerate him after rejecting him at the ballot box and it’s almost as naive as thinking his party won’t be calling for his head within minutes of the polls closing. The delusion is really setting in.
It seems he has form in the whole not-quite-getting-how-elections-work area.
Video via Tory Landlord
UPDATE: At 11.19 Guido stated the thought of Gordon clinging on was terrifying. At 11.48 a CCHQ press officer said the prospect of Brown clinging on was “truly terrifying”. Another happy reader.
Utterly hatstand
He’s Bonkers, stark raving Bonkers.
according to the guardian coverage, he denied saying that anyone had questioned him when he said they had all that they wanted.
Then in the next breath said that people always ask for more than they get.
Mental.
The delusion is really setting in methinks it’s been in stone for a long time now
We’re all cutting defence spending together.
A bit late with that one Georgie, you’re losing it.
this is all fine
but
when can we get rid of the Hunt
PS was in US last week. Obama has really fucked in up.
I don’t think you can blame Obama for ‘fucking it up’. It was pre-fucked by Bush.
Just as we cannot blame Cameron for fucking it up come June 4th. It will have been comprehensively pre-fucked by Brown.
That’s why Obama loathes the Maximum Imbecile. He can see the social and economic clusterfuck in the US and he knows it was that imbecile Bush. He also know that the imbecile Bush was being cheered every step of the way by Blair and our own imbecile, Brown.
He looks at the gurning imbecile Brown and his proclamations of ‘prudence’ and ‘statesmanship’ and ‘character’ and he sees the imbecile Bush who totally fucked the US economy.
Keep on message.
CCHQ says great work.
Good Bloggers get nice gifts.
Actually Clinton fucked it up.
I disagree, 0bamas REALLY fucked it up.
Was it a democrat or a republican president that fucked things up?
Answer: YES!
They are two sides of the same coin.
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This will swing te election. It sorted out Cowell, now it will sort out Brown.
I blame George Washington. He really fucked up – big time.
He’s vicious, a compulsive liar, AND delusional. That’s a terrifying combination. The fucker knows he’s bought 700,000 votes and that’s at the back of what’s left of his mind.
Comrade “Clunking Fist” learned it from me. It’s basic, keep repeating a lie until the plebs believe it’s true. It worked for me!
You tube lionk
Q: Would you accept the criticism that came from your home secretary on this issue, that maybe you’ve been a little kind of, eye taken off the ball? I think we have cruised a bit on this because we were tackling issues like counter-terrorism. We let the focus slip.
BROWN: He said that some time ago I think and I think it’s quite –
Q: October 2009.
BROWN: Yes.
Q: So six months ago.
BROWN: We’ve taken, we’ve taken action to improve neighbourhood policing over these last few months, to introduce a victims’ commissioner, to make sure that anti-social behaviour is being dealt with with new rights. If you do not get –
Q: Is he right, is he right? Did you let the focus slip?
BROWN: No, I didn’t.
Q: Well did the government?
BROWN: I didn’t.
Q: Well Alan Johnson is saying the government did.
BROWN: I didn’t.
Brown’s inability to accept that he is at fault really is quite remarkable. Earlier in the show, he said that ‘anybody who loses their job has got a right to be angry because this was caused by the banks’. In other words, it is nothing to do with the man who was chancellor between 1997 and 2007 and then prime minister.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5841278/for-brown-its-never-his-fault.thtml
The only thing Cherie’s ever been right about!
PM on Netmums: we want legal right for mums to choose where they give birth, including in their own homes – http://tinyurl.com/yefenzu
Has anyone noticed the striking resemblance between rugby aficionado, the Princess Royal and Kim Jong Il, Dear Leader of the DPRK?
Coincidence? I think not
Have they ever been seen in the same room at the same time? If not – is there something we’re not being told?
If you want to stay home, just stay home. Personally, I wouldn’t advise it, but it’s dealer’s choice given the squalour and disease in our bedless plague-pits. What the devil is he on about ‘including their own homes’. Is he thinking that he can legally enforce the right to give birth in other people’s homes? If so, I’m going to plump for a footballer’s house in Cheshire as there is bound to be a nice jacuzzi, although it’s probably a bit noisy. I should think most of them will leave the pool when I start screaming that the baby’s head is coming out. Course, you can never tell with that lot and they are very keen on videos. Better take an agent in with me.
Does this loon have the slightest idea how babies are made or how they get out?
He thinks a turkey baster is involved.
LARF
Are you the same Woman on a Raft that’s contributed to the blog about Thomas Hamilton and Lord Robertson allegedly being in the same paedophile gang in Scotland? If so, I salute you!
No, he only knows how to have sex with them, or how best to eat them so as to get the most of their life force.
They already can. There is *no* requirement to give birth in a hospital, it’s just that’s where the medical staff tend to be so makes sense. If there is a problem with hospital midwifery sort it out rather than bribing mothers to pop out a sprog at home.
This is the point at which practicality, pragmatism and an eye to how much it costs taxpayers *should* outweigh political point scoring but with modern politicians it no longer does.
If he were to say ‘Births at home in return for parent footing the bill’ I’d not be bothered. You can already get private midwives.
Absolutely true you can have a home birth. Have relative who had a home birth in January. The priviso is though at the first hint of any vague complication you will be whisked to hospital.
What is the moronic imbecile on about?
Stupidity and having to run a country successfully do not make good bedfellows.
Goodbye and good riddance!
Read this and try not to think of the Sub-Prime Minister.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malignant_narcissism
U-UUURRKKH!!!
Here’s a Brazil nut o’ genus Psittacidae. Now learn some proper words.
(squeetle) ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM!!! (flutter) (preen)
Bought a new peanut holder at the weekend. The other one got bitten through!
Read the above and try not to think of self absorbed spastic bloggers with no sense of irony or self awareness
Hi tat, still waiting for your blogs first visitor?
Spot on or what?
Now, what name do we give to the mind set on the Left who know that their Dear Leader is bonkers, yet deny it all, to the end of time?
New Labour.
Herr Brown controls the media who desperately try to airbrush his narcissistic personality disorder . Reminds me of a certain leader with a ridiculous moustache.
Gordon tells us why New Labour are unelectable.
Mohamed Ramzen around 2:30 in – Equality & Diversity Manager, – W
Thats the last time in this election campaign he will expose himself to anyone other than his own paid lackeys and placemen.
Oh dear tough question, that will be one Equality & Diversity Manager going for a walk in the hills, how will we cope without him…
Like how soppy Sopel cuts out any hard questions FUKIN BEEB anyway if it`s, all the same to you Cyclops i`ll go with CMD Tories wreck the recovory WHAT RECOVERY YOU CLOWN
They where all labour voters and he fucked up and can’t handle them.
Labour …Conservative…who cares, all lying venal scum and just two cheeks of the same arse.
We will never get a referendum on Europe as long as the political elite are getting thier pockets filled with euro cash, simple as that. If you really want to be free , take to the streets.
sad, but true.
no, not sad, it is not sad at all. It is a fucking outrage.
Outrage is putting it mildly
On Aljabeeba they seem to assuyme a hung parliament. They reckon McDoom should stay because the tories may call a second snap election as zanu were having a leadership contest. They are in for a rude awakening after poll day.
Please please please can the Tories abolish the licence fee when they get in.
He really is filth.
q. What do the Labour front bench have in common?
a. they are all really ugly
What does the government front bench and the opposition bench have in common?
They’re all a bunch of self-serving, thieving, fiddling gobshites.
I worked that out 50 years ago when I was twelve. I know, I was a slow learner. Labour politicians generally had a spiteful look about them which I guess comes from all those years of class hatred and envy. Nothing has really changed although there is the odd exception like Smiley Tony who was so obviously a complete cun-t.
Spot on. Trade union bosses are similar. You’ve only got to watch Prescott argue with someone to see what a complete thug the man is.
What’s changed is that most Labour politicians these days are public school educated chancers. Long gorn is the defererential twisting of the flat cap. Keir Hardie would never be selected for a safe Labour today.
Keir Hardie would never play croquet on the lawns of Dorneywood or step on a Russian billionaire’s luxury yacht.
He probably would feel slightly uncomfortable with people being filthy rich.
I wonder what he would make of Iraq and Trident.
$£$$ 7 million dead in the continuing african-world-war $£$$
western protectionism leaves africans scrapping over the handful of products which the united states and european union permit to be imported without the imposition of high tariffs eg. coltan for mobile-phones and computers – yet cameron and obama, the slay-as-you-go oyibo protectionist shits are glad to do business with the corrupt rwandan-born imposter-president of the democratic republic of congo, joseph kabila, who has allowed rwandan troops to rape and murder his own civilians during the ongoing military campaign to pillage valuable minerals from the eastern congo. for cameron and obama it’s ‘slave-coltan good, cheap staple-food bad’, and don’t anyone dare come to me with kenyan-export flowers grown on the white-man’s farms – they will never be laid on the unmarked genocide-graves of the congolese millions. the blood crocus.
Not to mention also being a closet religious loony.
He was doing that mad cock sucking mouth agape thing even back then, he’s been completely unhinged for decades.
I heard it was much worse in his student days as he used to stick his tongue into his lower lip after every sentence, retard-style:
http://www.oldstoveman.com/contents/media/gurning.jpg
Steptoe?
Belming. Absolutely belming.
Wow – someone at Britains Biggest Cokeusers is having a right laugh here:
He may then say ‘Is Mr Brown married to Mrs Brown?’. You, of course, have information he does not, allowing you to ridicule him thus: ‘No, because Mrs Brown’s a lesbian, innit? (Belm)’ or similar, where ‘Belm’ indicates that you have just performed the tongue-behind-lip movement1.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A19367814
Quick! Copy that page…
Surely hemeant he feels more comfortable hurling typists across the room than real men?
You need coolin’, baby, I’m not foolin’,
I’m gonna send you back to schoolin’,
Way down inside honey, you need it,
I’m gonna give you my love,
I’m gonna give you my love.
If you weren’t such a Geordie slapper, Cheryl, I’d reply with the Lemon Song –
Squeeze me baby
Till the juice runs down my legs…
but I’d be lying.
More comfortable with women?
Gordon might like appearing on the GMTV sofa, in Company Magazine, on Mumsnet and on Women’s Hour…….. but he is starting to look like some sort of sex pest.
If only he had been on the panel at Question Time with the all female audience who cheered loudest when Gordon was branded a liar.
Clearly a large number of women think he’s a total twat.
I am a woman and I think he’s a total twat.
To be fair – it ain’t just women that think he’s a twat….
…. I swear my dogs take a shit every time he appears on TV.
Woof. (in dog language – I agree)
Uaf uaf
I vomit every time he appears on TV. The sound of his voice sends my blood pressure through the roof and I start shaking and wanting to kill the bastard with a knife through the liver. Slowly………
I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels this way. For a moment, I thought I was going mental, then I realized that it was him instead. Phew…
I love women so much it took me 50 years to find one…
Mandelscum :
I love women so much that is why I am homo…
FFS
No matter what the result of the election (if we have one), the evil pant-pissing, paraphillia practicing, delusional snot goblin will be spending some considerable time receiving medical care in some institution before the end of the year.
BTW Guido, I see that FT Alphaville and the RBC are on-board with your Conservative/GBP correlation.
Let us hope said institution is as incompetent and useless as certain infamous NHS killer hospitals are then.
I am a great believer in “the truth will out” but this does seem to be dragging on a bit!
On the subject of truth
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/ireland/article7061540.ece
Has Ruin met SS pope? Yes, but top god bothering can delay Jonah effect by 3 years!
1992. Was that the height of arse pumping holiday years in America. He does of course say, “It all started in America”
1983. polaroids.
Ooh! I don’t want them again!
I feel even more comfortable with scouts.
chocolate brownies
Iz he bonkerrrrs?
Oui bien sûr ma petite naine
un fou a liege!
Please keep gordum well away from Liège. Far too close to me!
Mad as cork?????????????????????
Dingue, complètement dingue!
Cradingue
He has had a wierd sense of entitlement for a long time now and its so fixed that it must qualify as being delusional. Can it have arisen from his charisma? Economic nous? Dearth of talent in the Labour party? What gave rise to it?
Perhaps it was weird family upbringing.
Nah, it’s just one massive, gargantuan ego.
The ‘man’ is possessed!
I disagree. I think he has huge insecurity issues probably due to being homosexual which would clash massively with his upbringing in the manse. I thnk he is a very sad person indeed who cannot come to terms with who he really is. If he knows.
funny that so do most of his voters
The Lords of Karma. And the reason it has been visited on the English in the shape of McMisshapen is that the virtue of empathy has become the vice of a sentimentality so complacent that it issues only in perversity. Being nice to animals was good at a time when riders would habitually flog their horses to death. Being nice to children was good when habitually they were sent up chimneys. Being nice to crims was good when they habitually got deported into servitude. Being nice to other cultures was good when they were habitually exploited and enslaved. Empathy with other living things is good – but only at a time in which empathy is the thing that’s needed. But when it’s overdone, you get what you see today – “broken Britain”: animal effing rights, can’t do anything without effing thinking of the children first, effing Plod arresting the victims of crime, effing diversity, queens of effing hearts (and all the other gay queens). And the biggest consequence of mindless maudlin empathy – the “welfare state”: state sanctioned empathy. And the most pointed thing about this turn of the wheel of Karma – a one-eyed Scotch infantilized jessie was chosen to show the English the stupidity of their sentimentality.
Fortunately this Age of Mawkishness is almost over, though it will take time to clean the augean stables, and reform or eliminate institutions and institutionalized ways of feeling. That’s change I believe in.
Yes. Euphemism will collateral damage the World one day. Enough.
This I like. Imaginative, witty. This is what Guido’s blog should be like. More!
At a pre-election policy meeting this morning, when asked how he would approach the election, George Osborne offered the following:
When the world is on your shoulder
Gotta straighten up your act and boogie down
If you can’t hang with the feeling
Then there ain’t no room for you this part of town
‘Cause we’re the party people night and day
Livin’ crazy that’s the only way
You can shout out all you want to
‘Cause there ain’t no sin in folks all getting loud
If you take the chance and do it
Then there ain’t no one who’s gonna put you down
‘Cause we’re the party people night and day
Livin’ crazy that’s the only way
Gotta hide your inhibitions
Gotta let that fool loose deep inside your soul
Want to see an exhibition
Better do it now before you get to old
‘Cause we’re the party people night and day
Livin’ crazy that’s the only way
I think that we can all agree with such a solid approach.
I’m extremely relaxed with children.
And of course, your Sphincter is very relaxed with a particular Italian boy.
What a bitch.
Biatchhhhhh!
isn’t he brazilian ?
Anyone see him squirm on The Politics Show yesterday when he was grilled by members of the public? Delightfully entertaining. I think it’s on BBC iPlayer if you missed it. If his truly appalling performance yesterday is anything to go by, we’re in for a treat with the leaders’ debates. Cameron will rip him to pieces.
Here it is;
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00rhd0f/The_Politics_Show_London_14_03_2010/
I can’t watch it, it’s too dreadful, I want to kill him!
What the fuck is he having a “meet the undecided voters” TV programme for, when he hasn’t even called the election yet?
Hasn’t he got a country to run, or something?
Because the media don’t even have to pretend to be fair and balanced until the election is officially called.
AlJaBeeba can big up McRuin as much as they like until the Hoon pops up to the palace
It is here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00rkf95/The_Politics_Show_South_14_03_2010/
….. anyone know where the laughable highlights are to save me watching him endlessly gob-shite on……
check out at 39minutes – Brown really is a charmless moron incapable of ever admitting the tiniest error – it cameron can’t trap him in the debates then he doesn’t deserve to be PM
all the way through he smiles at strange inappropriate moments – what is wrong with him?
the question at 42 minutes about brown being unelected is great – love brown looking upset
wow check out his grin at 45.31 when that guy points out he can’t make a decision – priceless
Yeah, there were times he came close to snapping back at the audience, watching him squirm when he was told be a Labour voter that he was ‘not really Prime Minister’ as he hadn’t faced an election was particularly satisfying.
The producer served him up in a chair that was too small for him, that was partly why he was squirming!
His fat lying ass* was too big for the chair you mean.
*Runs 3 miles a day. LIAR!
he,s also too big for his f…..g boots
Was the chair causing the rictus grin and blank stares as well?
No, that was the bananas.
from the basics of Broadcast News, he was pulling his jacket down to sit on the tail of it so that it did not ride up and make him look like a bloated slob, and then he opened his mouth
Yes, I saw that, him pulling down his jacket, presumed he was trying to keep the creases at bay.
How many bananas and where exactly were they placed?
What time is that on the vid?
42 minutes onward. The next question is worth listening to as well.
And, don’t EVER say I’ve never done anything for you, I had to swallow down the vomit when I accidentally found the section about how he’s really a decent person.
Cheers ST. You have bravely taken a hit for everyone there……..!
making that my ringtone
The clinical Psycholgist was a brilliant bit as well. She told him basically he was fiddling the figures and her team and others were just sick and tired of it all. When she explained her job to him I am sure she was eyeing him up as a prospective paitient.
Wonderful woman though and told it how it is. Then the mother who had lost her son in the stan and then a mother who had died in hsopital due to lack of beds etc.
It was one giant car crash for the mental one a motorway pileup of epic proportions.
They put is inquisitors on stools higher than him as well and him in a chair he could not get comfortable in hahahahah. Dumb shit does not even spot the basics always look down when being questioned not up. Thick twat.
If they truly were floating voters he and is party are so utterly fecked they won’t even fill a bench after the GE
Thing is Agent 99 they were all handpicked Liebour voters , no on else would appear.
Utterly
yeah quite probable given previous form which means its worse for him coz if these were friendlies I hate to think what would happen if anyone unfriendly got close to asking a question.
I heard the start but had to turn off or puke. I turned off.
Nausea was induced by the well-rehearsed lines concerning the death of his child. As anyone would, when it happened I was very saddened for him and his wife – it’s an event that transcends politics, party or anything else.
But now I have heard him peddling his grief for presumed electoral advantage once too often.
What a very nasty piece of work he is, using this personal tragedy to cash in on people’s empathy and sympathy. If his incompetence didn’t disqualify him this demonstration of a deficient character does. A real four-letter man and utterly unsuited for high office.
But 30 per cent still would vote for him………….
RKP – The 30/32% is a very doubtful figure, led by yougov as they changed their weightings and funnily enough since the “change”Lab are more popular.If you can get the masses to believe voting Lab is not really that bad a thing to do you may get lucky and get more votes ( unlikely 27% if their really,really fucking lucky come polling day)Also it could be the case those who have made their mind up to vote Tory but deny it when being polled due to a perceived Lab revival.Hence the hidden Tory vote.Also factor in the “Labour always poll better than they actually receive on polling day “rule . Add to this the get Gordo out at all costs voter ,a sizeable chunk of ukippers coming to their senses and voting Tory.Yep Lab are toast and they know it.Adios forever with any luck.
How many of the client no job vote will bother to turn out? They’ll be too busy drinking their taxpayer funded lager or collecting their methadone.
Not much point in Lab trying to get out its client no jobbers as they hate them too.Shame that.NOT.Ironically they’ve more chance of getting paid from the Tories as Lab will be highly ,highly likely go down under IMF bailout.At least the Tories would manage the debt so no-one goes without benefit.But Lab voters are too thick or ignorant to work that one out, unfortunately.Labour are for the working class…….My arseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !
#332 Anon – thanks, you give me hope!
You Gov = Kellner = Ashton = commissar in EUSSR = friend of brown.
did anybody else see him on the tellybox yesterday claiming that ‘hardly anybody died’ during the initial invasion of Iraq? He is totally deluded and dangerous.
Can you supply the figures please?
The ghosts of several thousand Iraqi civilians are waiting for him.
As you are aware, figures are hard to come by but the first year alone cost up to 100,000 casualties. The first days of bombing Baghdad must have caused many hundreds of civilian casualties if not thousands. However, you entirely miss the point. No matter what the figures are, the PM of our country just should not dismiss the deaths by saying ‘hardly anybody died’. It is just plain crass.
it was awfully shocking, but not for Gorgon
oh and not many of our troops have been killed or injured
Who was killed?
* 24,865 civilians were reported killed in the first two years.
* Women and children accounted for almost 20% of all civilian deaths.
* Baghdad alone recorded almost half of all deaths.
When did they die?
* 30% of civilian deaths occurred during the invasion phase before 1 May 2003.
* Post-invasion, the number of civilians killed was almost twice as high in year two (11,351) as in year one (6,215).
Taken From: http://www.iraqbodycount.org/analysis/reference/press-releases/12/
Apparently not many died eh Gordon? You sick evil being…
What were those explosions at the start of Shock & Awe then? Scotch mist?
And Brown says hardly anyone was killed… LIAR!
And this is the man who professes to be a world leader.
Honestly, it would be difficult to think of a more obnoxious individual…oh hang on…
Hitler
Stalin
Pol Pot
George W Bush
Gordon, you’re in great company!!!!!
Using the Iraq invasion as a rule of thumb then surely hardly anyone died on 9/11.
That was flukin really sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And another thing! If Crash Gordon can casually sit there and say ‘hardly anybody died’ how does he manage to sound so deeply upset and caring about the ‘odd’ british military casualty in Afghanistan? It’s sickening, truly sickening. Either it’s a complete act at the weekly PMQ’s sobfest or he doesn’t count Iraqi
civilians as being worthy of worrying about. I say again, this man is dangerous.
Its both, the snoteating insane pile of scotchsh*te is a total psycho.
I watched him on the politics show and he appeared to have no concept of reality.
Labour would do better with a glove puppet as a frontman,i’d be tempted to vote for them if they had Sweep from the Sooty show spelling out his vision for Britain,it would be more sincere than this deluded twat.
You are onw talking about the cabinet
Last year the cabinet bottled out of rebellion save for Purnell.Now that the polls have narrowed a bit,they must realise that they would now be in with a sporting chance if they’d got rid of him then.
The problem is that it is stage-managed and the Beeboid’s never confront him to the bitter-end to drag out that he is a compulsive liar.
Look at his latest announcement about BA fiasco is “…,it’s not time,…”!!!
WTF!!!!
There is a ‘time’ then, when does McMental think it is, it wants dragging out of the tw*t!!
He is a glove puppet with mandelbum’s hand up his festering asr*e working his mouth.
It’ll take more than losing an election to remove this madman from power.
You’re right – anyone fancy joining me to march on Downing Street? Anyone got a tank we could borrow? I vote for ABGB.co.uk
Here we go
Wouldn’t it be fun to drive it down Whitehall?
http://www.tanks-alot.co.uk/vehicles.htm
Q. “But where would you park it in town?”
A. “Anywhere I damn well like.”
Phuque me, OH,
They’ve got more tanks than the British Army!
Who does he think he is, Saddam Hussein?
Great Britney is HIS country?
There is something Brownian about the Captain Queeg character played by Humphrey Bogart in the “Caine Mutiny” ? See excerpts on youtube.
Captain Quееr more like.
Absoutely spot on watch this and then the mental one in the same type of chair yesterday. Even the mannerisims are the same.
Gordon McSnot to the life!
Link to bbciplayer showing McDooms appearance on the Politics Show.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00rhd0f/The_Politics_Show_London_14_03_2010/
Probably the last time he lets ordinary folk question him!
some of the looks he gave them I’d watch out
I have a genuine, serious question. Is Brown really autistic? I mean genuinely autistic, not just as a joke or insult. The way he smiles and laughs at inappropriate moments really does make me wonder.
Yes. Of course he is autistic. Hence his ability to misinterpret any situation.
Austistic and apsergers are supposed to misinterpret and find it difficult to understand interpersonal situations. Not “any situation”.
Autistic, certainly. We must, MUST be told more about his alleged paedophile activities, not entirely unlinked to Thomas Hamilton, and, according to a man who went to university with Cyclops, in a group which, in the early ’90s, included “Lord” Robertson. There must be a capable journo out there. Let’s go for it. It’s the right thing to do!
Just have a look through this blogs archives for starters.
No, don’t worry, he is just completely barking f*cking mad.
I thought he was Aspergers Syndrome, but perhaps he’s both.
Nope – my wee lad suffers from Aspergers (or Higher Functioning Autism) and Gordon Brown he is not.
The wee lad sees everyone as his friend and cannot display hatred. Brown sees everyone as an enemy and constantly displays hatred.
The wee lad cannot lie – Brown can do nothing BUT lie.
I work in IT – practially everyone I’ev ever worked with is on that bloody spectrum; no one is anything liek Brown.
But he is not *just* nuts. There is more. The sense of entitlement? Because he was *told* “You will be PM. That is what has been arranged”.
It was all bought and paid for.
eees a bonkers looney tunes nutter inneee???
Oi likes dat Dave Blair ee sounds like a fairly straight sort of a bent toff
pukka!!
The real question is not Brown’s mental state – he’s barking – but the mental state of the rest of the PLP for allowing him anywhere near the levers of power.
Quite so. Brown couldn’t perpetrate his reign of idiocy single-handedly. There are 350 or so Labour MPs who have just sat there, cashed their pay-cheques, submitted their outrageous expense claims and allowed this jackass to totally destroy the UKs economy.
And even when it became manifest to all of the destruction he had caused back in 2007/2008 they still just sat there figuring that the evil bastard would probably spite them for another two years on the hog’s back by calling an election if they tried to get rid of him now.
The evil fucking Labour MPs – the only one’s who could legally have rid us of the Prime Menace – just decided that another two years pay was far more important to them personally than the economic crime of saddling us all with another 500bn quid of debt for no other reason than to defer the difficult decisions for another two years. The better to get re-elected in five years instead of fifteen.
Every single on of those evil, self-serving incompetent bastards needs to be hounded from office and hounded every day for the rest of their evil, self-serving lives.
A large percentage of MPs on both sides are about as intelligent as cattle. Witness Diane Abbott telling us on This Week that the axing of the 10% tax was not questioned at the announcment of the budget because Labour backbenchers to paraphrase “didn’t really understand it at the time”.
Followed by Ms Abbotts complete misunderstanding of percentages i.e. when Lab was on 22% and Cons on 38% she was saying “ah yes but the Conservatives aren’t getting the 40% they need consistently” Watching her confused face drop when Andrew Neil told her that was only true if Labour was on 30% was a picture.
Leave her alone!
She did not go to a posh schoool like Harriet where they teach percentages
but somehow she got into cambridge?? how did that happen – just defies belief – whichever admissions tutor let her in needs sacking!!
Cambridge? Surely she went to Oxford? Cambridge is for science types. She’ll have got in as some kind of positive discrimination exercise. She ticks two minority boxes. Minimum.
I stand corrected. History at Cambridge. Who the fuck goes to Cambridge for history?
It would be like going to some Scottish technical college to study history. Or to teach it.
These courses must be front operations for the KGB.
She might not have gone to a posh school, but se sure as phuque made sure her sprog didn’t have to go to Sink Street Comp.
ST
the axing of the 10% tax was not questioned at the announcment of the budget because Labour backbenchers to paraphrase “didn’t really understand it at the time
The Tories told McDoom the day after that budget and kept telling him that he had fucked it up but all they got was abuse back from him. In the end when it happened some 12 months later they tried to point out they had raised this but were then cast as simply going along with it at the time so were as bad.
Fucking evil he is absoutely evil to the core
“didn’t really understand it at the time”
So why were they wasting our time by being MPs?
Don’t forget the part played by the bbc in the deception. They have assiduously connived in the whole nulab con trick and are just as guilty as the ‘I was only obeying orders’ camp guards.
The only one with any balls and decency was James Purnell.
And he’s a first class Mandelsonian chump, twat and liebour, slob ask his ex landlord.
Interesting to see how soon before Sarah leaves him. He is a totally ‘no go’ area as far as women are concerned.
He’ll leave her. It will all be her fault for not being a better wife. Not being a better ‘twitterer’. Not being as pretty as SamCam. Not doing a better job ‘spontaneously’ introducing him at Labour Party conferences.
Just you watch.
We’re waiting to fell those thighs!!
and we will truck em out
Listen, guys and gals. I’ve said this before on Guido, so PAY ATTENTION. I have a friend who works in the civil service. He tells me the fragrant Sarah is enjoying regular rumpy pumpy sessions with a junior treasury office minister. This has never, to my knowledge, been picked up by any of the major papers or news services. If Michelle Obama was going for a little on the side, you can bet your last cent it would be in the National Enquirer quicker than Bill Clinton could zip up his fly.
I read about this somewhere. There’s no sweat without rumpo. Someone must know something. If this came out it could finish the one-eyed twat, permanently.
can’t he even keep a wee stiffie then. Fuck me is the guy any good at anything?
There aren’t many candidates among junior Treasury ministers.
From cabinetoffice.gov.uk, a list of Treasury ministers:-
•Chancellor of the Exchequer – The Rt Hon Alistair Darling MP
•Chief Secretary to the Treasury – The Rt Hon Liam Byrne MP
•Financial Secretary – The Rt Hon Stephen Timms MP
•Exchequer Secretary – Sarah McCarthy-Fry MP
•Economic Secretary – Ian Pearson MP
•Financial Services Secretary and Minister for the City – Lord Myners CBE
•Minister of State (Responsibility for Revenue Protection) – Phil Woolas MP (joint with the Home Office)
The most junior is the vile Woolas, a nasty bit of work who traduced the lady who runs the anti-bullying website. Surely not him? Please?
Next senior is Myners – rich, looks opportunistically NuLab rather than red-eyed redistributionist, so possibly attractive.
Pearson – never seen nor heard of him.
McCarthy-Fry – hm. Apparently female.
Timms – have seen, can’t remember.
Above that they get a bit senior, thus disqualified. Byrne’s a mad enthusiast wheeled out for his slaphead to confuse the Newsnight cameras while he denies the obvious.
Unless, of course, the Broon Superman regards the Chancellor of the Exchequer as junior, and other members of the family follow suit. Wow. That would be quite something.
[I should make it absolutely clear to m'learned friends that there can be no possible truth in any allegation of impropriety involving a Mrs S Brown of Downing St, SW1.]
Won’t be Timms he’s a devote God botherer.
I am the aforementioned junior minister fuck me I feel sick they are making me do honest I have asked if I can shag me sister instead but Ed & Mandy wont let me I`ve lost count of how many times i`ve asked as only got the job cuz I can`t count
Interesting to hear that Sarah Brown (Chief Twatterer ) is having an affair.(alledgedly) Is this because she knows that Gorgon the Moron is a member of the Homosexual Community? Could this be further evidence of the Great Gay Love Triangle ( Gorgon the Moron, Mandelscum and the NEW MAN NONCE himself Teflon Tony).
No, I don’t think he’s autistic, just a malignant narcissist.
Or at the very least a conceited fantasist.
I listened to Womans Hour this morning and he sounded like someone who needed to be sectioned for lack of modesty.
He was trying the softly spoken approach. Listen to me I am really nice. Just sounded creepy and weak.
He’s more entertaining when with us!!
Not a delusionist but a realist.
Brown knows that nobody will challenge him and he might therefore just as well continue.
He has surrounded himself with little men and now knows he is safe
Yes Guido, I listened to the excellent interview by J Garvie this morning. If Gordon Brown thinks he’s pulled the wool over this woman he’s sadly mistaken! He shouldn’t under any circumstances try to sound nice, he ends up- sounding unctuous, insincere, and creepy. He doesn’t know this, but as far as women are concerned they appreciate handsome men, highly witty men, men at the cutting edge, youthful men, men with charisma, men who dress with avant- garde tendencies, warm confident and highly intelligent men. He doesn’t fall into any of these categories, and that’s before they will consider even his political stance!
handsome men, highly witty men, men at the cutting edge, youthful men, men with charisma, men who dress with avant- garde tendencies, warm confident and highly intelligent men.
I’m OK then.
When can we meet?! Only joking, I’ve got one of the above already.
Only one?
What about us middle aged, hairy, sweaty men?
Thats what prostitutes are for.
He wasn’t lying when he said he’s more comfortable around women. It’s true. He finds it much easier to bully women than men. Just ask the terrified women in his office.
Exactly. Grown men can be quite scary as they may just fight back, eh Gordon?
McDoom feels more comfortable around wimmin as they are easier to bully and threaten
You have obviously not met my wife!
It is my considered opinion, after much deliberation, that Eva Braun, the wee scots jessie of the Downing Street Bunker is Barking and Dagenham
Not me then, or The Web Footed Barking Bollocks even?
Did you hear Brown on Sunday’s Politics Show telling a panel of people in Stourbridge, “Britain has led the way out of the recession”?
Nobody took him up over this shameless whopper.
The power of the fantasist to convince others by convincing himself.
The audience were struck dumb!
I think the loss of output from the bad winter will push this quarter back into recession.I wonder how he’ll explain that just before 6 May.
Knowing the Nutter in Number 10, He’ll Blame Gerbil Worming.
By backdating and fixing the figures again?
already in hand.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Business/Mineral-Water-And-Garlic-Bread-Make-It-Into-ONSs-Shopping-Basket-To-Measure-Inflation/Article/201003315574033?f=rss
This country has become a laughing stock by having an eccentric and emasculated man as its prime minister. With Cameron, we’ll have a human being in office. May 6 can’t come soon enough.
+++This is the news.+++
It looks likely that we may have a human being in No.10 after May 6th.
That will make a pleasant change.
I wouldn’t be too sure.
http://londonersdiary.standard.co.uk/.m/2010/01/separated-at-birth-david-cameron-and-data-from-star-trek.html
You got that right buddy
I’m going to grow up to be just like my role model Tony
Isn’t that nice ?
Tony lacked wisdom and certainly scruples.Thankfully Dave has both these qualities.Dave may have admired his flair but I doubt he admired his substance.
Ye gods!
As if SUBSTANCE isn’t what matters when running the country?
BluLab Dave models himself on Pretty-Boy Miranda Bambi Bliar.
Nuff said.
Have you wondered what might happen should the UK adopt MMP, like we have in New Zealand?
A Tory UKIP coalition, hopefully.
http://fairfactsmedia.com/?p=67
Please someone just put him in a darkened room where he can still imagine he’s the PM. It won’t matter how many times he’s told he’s lost he’ll still imagine he’s the only person in charge. A grade 1 delusional lunatic.
Sometime in the future, when the voices in his head finally stop, he’ll have to come to terms with the fact that none of us voted for him to be Prime Minister, he plotted, schemed and shafted his friends and his country for 11 years to get the top job, and when he finally got it it proved to be way, way, way beyond his utterly mediocre capabilities.
Unelected, unwanted and utterly shit.
He’s going to lose the election big time! He’s a laughing stock.
so all the polls don’t say
You don’t get out much do you tat?
He’s not allowed to leave his secure accommodation for both his and our safety.
Putting your faith in polls from a polling company run by Baroness Ashtons husband might be unwise.
Bookies give a more realistic picture, confusing those on PB too
Best keep him away from children-targeted TV programmes, particularly if they are shown in Scotland.
http://www.davidicke.com
Guido’s right and wrong.
Brown’s delusions are taking hold of what’s left of his rational/sane mind, but
why does Guido think Brown is going to lose power?
In a hung Parliament he will string matters out until he can knife the useless LibTards, and achieve a working majority.
More likely however the hordes of Labour’s clients will be roused to slip on some traccy bottoms, maybe even a pair of slippers, and stagger down/drive the disability scooter to the polling booth, to vote for the hand which feeds them.
I might have believed that last week, but after seeing the carefully-selected-to-be-favourable audience’s reactions to Broon on the oft-posted clips of The Politics Show broadcast yesterday, it’s quite clear that he’s toast. Lord knows what a hostile audience would have done to him – one composed of a representative cross-section of the electorate. They are not keen on the Labour party (they are not that keen on the Conservative party, either), but they hate Broon.
Be very careful before assuming that the whole country feels as we do.
Just listen to the views that get applause on QT and Any Questions. There really is a sizeable proportion of the population that thinks NuLab is best for Britain – or, anyway, the least worst.
It makes my blood run cold.
Here is what McSnot says about the BA strike.
“unjustified and deplorable”.
“We should not have a strike,” he said.
“It’s not in the company’s interest, it’s not in the workers’ interest and it’s certainly not in the national interest.”
Strangely enough that pretty much sums up the way I feel about McSnot being PM.
“It’s not in the parties interest, it’s not in the workers’ interest and it’s certainly not in the national interest.”
Oh yes and
“unjustified and deplorable”. as well.
Pure evil -he says one thing but there is no action he can take against Unite -Gordon’s right hand man,Charlie Whelan works for them and they bank roll the party .
Sir Everard would send in the tanks .
I note Broon made absolutely no comment about Unite’s threat to ‘raise hell’ if the Tories were elected. So much for democracy.
Bring on Unite raising hell. We need as many off the payroll as quickly as possible
Collective Bargaining = Collective Sacking.
Byeee, don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.
It’s the PCS and FDA scum that will need culling in large numbers to solve the defecit – that and their friends in the ‘consulting’ arena who have grown fat on the public teat.
A few compulsory PFI renegotiations wouldn’t go amiss either.
Those shouldn’t be too difficult. HBOS and RBS were the loan providers for great swathes of them. Shouldn’t be too tough to twist some arms there.
For UNITE read National Union of Mineworkers
So I’m well and truly fucked then. Can’t he have some consideration for BA and stand four-square BEHIND the strike?
Please?
Once again the Daily Mash have the scoop on this one. They report on EXACTLY what has happened.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/call-us-%27deplorable%27%2c-union-orders-brown-201003152559/
You would believe anything with this shower of bastards in charge.
Brilliant. I would say “spoof”, but as we all know, its 100% real.
das isht fooking parody
The task now is to spin this out until Easter when Brown can step in and offer beer and sandwiches at Number 10 to resolve the dispute. That is Whelan’s brief and he’d better not mess it up
Is it me or is anyone else smelling a conspiracy?
The reason I ask, is the fact that labour ‘appear’to be biting the hand that feeds it.
Im talking about the sudden attack, first by Lord Adonut, followed by Brown attacking Unite’s stance on the forthcoming strike action.Maybe Im being cynical.
But Labour and Unite do have some form as regards creating situations in setting up the ‘Nasty Bad Union / Good Strong Government’ scenario
With the election coming up, what better for Labour and their Unite Union backers to cook one up, where Unite manipulate a situation and create a full blown strike, inconvenience the public, damage national airline and Brown riding to the rescue, critical of union, lets get round the table etc, problem solved strike called off, Brown claiming plaudits, hand maidens thowing flowers at his feet etc, the usual suspects at the BBC in awe and pusing the strong statemanship angle, and Brown using this to claim that toff Cameron couldnt have negotiated with the unions etc
Like I say Im a cynic and perhaps read too much into situations, but this is one that does bear a bit of thought
That is exactly what is happening.
So that when Cameron wins the UNITE beserkers can really go to town with their outrageous demands for NHS payrises.
Where’s the money going to come from? Not our problem. Labour always found the money…
They’re in the ‘horns of a dilemma’,’ between a rock and a hard place’, what a shame. The BA strike might be the straw that breaks the camel’s back. With a bit of luck and a following wind.
Think you could be right! This govt will do absolutely anything to stay in power. They are getting away with their corruption, lies and deceits because no one is publicly challenging them. Why? It’s all a bit weird and that’s where I also see conspiracy – the fact that labour are getting away with murder – and the press and the politicos are allowing it to happen.
BA is a pension scheme with an airline attached. Let UNITE do it’s worst. By bankrupting the company we’ll be well shot of a fucking awful airline – there’s plenty of others to choose from.
Little Willy Walsh won’t like to hear that!
That was my initial reaction, but then I thought maybe I was just being too cynical after living through twelve years of NuLabour spin & machinations!
Impossible to be too cynical where this lot are concerned
my thoughts exactly
Take a peek at our hero’s signature on his office’s website.
http://www.number10.gov.uk/meet-the-pm
Can he have been caught short while crayoning “Gordon BANANA”?
I wouldn’t like to be in the room when he’s finally told that he can’t play with his farmy farm anymore.
Poor, unlovely Gordon Brown desperately pursuing Barack Obama past the chopped zucchini and simmering coulis of that UN kitchen in the forlorn hope of landing one brief photo op of the two geopolitical colossi mano-a-mano. He’s as pitiful as that mentally ill guy in Vancouver besotted with Joe Biden. More so, in fact. At least that fellow did it on his own dime, downloading his ALL ACCESS PASS from the Internet, rather than requiring legions of aides and thousands of pounds to achieve pretty much the same result. The United Kingdom has huge systemic problems: its public spending is at a peacetime high and mostly wasted. Its social capital is all but exhausted: what LBJ’s Great Society did to the black family in America, Britain’s postwar welfare state has done to the general population. If Gordon Brown rages naked at his aides, it’s a cry of impotence: like many leaders of exhausted, unsustainable, micro-regulated entitlement states, he can do nothing about anything that matters.
Agree with the above. We’ve had to live through a ‘fake’ 13 years, where truth has been lies and lies have been truth. Seeing the ruin yesterday and hearing him today I smell blood (to put it crudely). Whatever else happens Brown will lose it for Newlabour. The more you listen to him and see him, the more you realise what an unsuitable PM he is ( to put it mildly)
Is it true that Gordon has been in 10 Downing Street for 13 years because it has the only door that must be opened from the inside because Gordon is too stupid to use it?
What comes across time and time again is his evasiveness in every situation… “Would you send your own son on a night patrol with just his gun?”, “You’ll have to take it up with the MoD and ask them to investigate”.
i believe he has totally no self awarenes is delusional on frightening scale as for women pass the sick bag the thought of him doing it brings images of the hippo pool on the zambesi- dave last night on itv seemed very human and in touch as his wife didnt have those rsad eyes of sarah brown gord needs treatment fast
Doing it? Whatever do you mean? If you mean what I think you mean the thought is inconceivable, though she did conceive, I wonder how that works?
https://wildco.com/images/pctr/7900P35.jpg
HA-AAAAARRRKKK!!! (flutter) (shiver) (tremble)
Have another Brazil Nut, and no more Lawyer threats ok?
everyone thought me coming out
to support Dave last night was a jolly super wheeze
I thought that… the Camerons have a real marriage. They adore each other.
There’s not a single photo of Brown embracing his wife off duty. Every one’s been staged for the conference/TV cameras. And Labour have the nerve to say Cameron is a phoney.
Yes but it started in America, you lot just dont get just how much of it started there…In America…the Americans are to blame for the whole thing…not Gordon.
Gordon is a financial genius, a hero amongst lesser mortals, the saviour of the world…neigh…the visible Universe as we know it…and beyond. There are dimensions of space containing worlds much like ours where Gordon is right now,orchastrating financial recoveries, *not* debt increases, debt is wealth remember..keep saying it..debt is wealth…say it and you will believe….
Debt Is Wealth..We Have always been at war with Eurasia…
I wont hear another bad word said against Him who is our saviour…Gordon…
are you a horse sir as we say nay
Hay! leaf it out
“Defiant Brown will keep going.”
I wish he would fucking go.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8567880.stm
Gordon Brown won’t be resigning after he is defeated in the election. This sociopath will just carry on as leader and the Labour Party will be too pathetic, cowardly and apathetic to get rid of him.
He’s just like that other self-obsessed narcissist, David Beckham. He will just keep getting himself into England squads and coming on for the last ten minutes of games to waste all the free kicks and corners.
Beckham will be at the world cup and will probably be carried on to the pitch on a stretcher. He will then go on to play in 2016, 2020 and beyond, hobbling on ten minutes from the end of the game with his zimmer frame to the adoring cheers of his moronic fans and to the disbelief and horror of genuine football supporters.
Attention-seeking lunatics like these two will never go away unless they’re firmly made to do so.
Beckham may look pretty, but his voice sounds ridiculous, so he has that in common with the Ruin.
go to specsavers
Davy boy’s just broken his Achilles tendon, so he won’t be kicking anything for a good while now. Did he shake hands with Jonah recently? England are now in with a real chance of glory.
One simple question mad or not why is he the only one getting any coverage whatsoever throughout the Meja?
even if he is totally fruitloop
Any publicity is good publicity, so we’re giving my friend Gordon lots of coverage while freezing out Cameron.
except a short clip of a ‘student’ arguing with CMD that there is no recession
I dunno, this sounds pretty good.
I mean on the one hand you have virtual wall-to-wall coverage of McMental doing his creepy, I’m not mad, I just get these headaches routine. Then during the breaks you get clips of all sorts of fruit loops shouting idiocies at Cameron.
I’ll agree it’s not much of a choice, but given it’s the only one available, who would you vote for? The sort of nutter you warn your kids about or the person other nutters shout moronities at?
Because once the election is called, different media rules apply… that’s why he hasn’t called one and why he won’t call one until the last possible moment. He’s getting his free, one-sided election campaign in while he can.
We know what you’re doing and it sucks.
Is Dave holding back until the house of disrepute is dissolved.Then he can go for the Ruin unrestrained and without fear of being nicked by Labs Stasi squad a la Damian Green.Could be why hes holding back imo.
I always keep going, even after I have lost an erection
Doesn’t that cause a considerable number of dropouts, Ed??
Or are you superglued in there. The look on Yvonne’s face indicates that!!
Yvette thinks so too….
Oddly enough that’s exactly what Yvette said to her journo friend the other day.
Yvette’s superglue gets everywhere. At least, she says it’s superglue.
But maybe that’s why I blink a lot.
Labour HQ think anything said on here about his mental state is trolling. As they are as fucking deluded as Broon
Gordon Brown loves women. They’re just so easy to bully and there’s little danger of one of them decking him. He also likes effeminate men. For bullying and as eye-candy for his closet homosexuality.
Juat ask Yvette Cooper and Glenys Kinnock why they’re so shit-scared of him.
on second thoughts after re reading this people used to joke they would have to drag him from No 10 when he loses and there will be nail marks across the threshold and clinging to the dooor frames as they struggle to get him through the door.
I thought they were joking. Sorry this is just totally scary now and I don’t ever remember being scared about what the government is doing. Pissed off yes often but never with the dread for my childrens future I now have.
cartons check
estate agents Check
dole card check
Pickfords check
Light bulbs check
Turn off gas and leccy check
Nuclear button. Check. Check????
Mysterious dried glassy-glue spill on carpet under PM’s desk – check.
Taxi for Broon?
Quote of the day. (Guido)
Former Labour Party Chief Press Officer Colin Byrne said:
“What the hell is a strike mongering politically discredited nutter like Charlie Whelan doing at the heart of Labour’s election campaign?”
Answer. Unlike Lord Ashcroft; Labour’s paymasters dictate policy and write the manifesto.
I have met Charlie Whelan and can confirm that he is an unpleasant, ignorant, rude shit, who actually smells quite badly.
In most careers these would be handicaps – however, for a careerist Labour slimeball, they’re positive advantages. I strongly suspect Whelan and Unite are behind the Labour astroturfing campaign of this past six months or so that I suspect is going to ramp up mightily once the election is called.
Seriously fellers; it’s going to be the Mother of all Spamfests; every non-job union and public sector skiver, every student wannabe labour MP, every lickspittle blog monkey, they’ll all be at it – all funded by you and me, via Labour’s carousel fraud with the Unions.
betcha.
Seems like a pretty unanimous verdict from the order-order jury Guido. Time to change the caption to “BROWN IS BONKERS”
irony being a stranger to these parts
Elena and I would like to congratulate Mr & Mrs Brown on their famous victory on May 6th.
That is all.
Hang around – you might get a nasty surprise.
ooooooooooooooooooo am I scary now
The only way Brown will carry on in the No10 hotseat after the election is if somebody has concreted the bastard to the chair!
It would be quite impossible to concrete anyone to a chair.
The chair would be upholstered in leather and the occupant would no doubt be clad in a wool/cotton material. So a water based agent such as concrete would fail totally to bond either surface together.
Alternative adhesives such as araldite or super-glue varaints would be considered more effective.
As an expert, can I also just say that the use of any adhesive on a sitting Prime Minister is considered irresponsible.
We at the glue manufacturers confederation reccommend shooting the fat fucker stone dead!
Nah. Hilti gun, mate. Every time!
Nah 200000 volts connected to the chair
any video footage of Brown when he failed to be elected in Edinburgh on youtube? ie when he lost to Ancram.
no but this
Can you imagine 4 more years of Gordon and his policies? Basically it’s what the Tories will give us so vote someone else dammit!
Agreed. I’m voting UKIP – not because I support all of their polices, but because I can at least support *some*. Cameron will not get my vote unless he gives me positive reasons, and so far all he’s giving me are reasons to vote against him.
So look forward to another five years of Broon folks. Scorched fucking earth. The end of England. Ruin. Collapse. The country at the brink of civil war.
Good.
Come come. A vote for UKIP is a wasted vote (unless you are looking to unseat Bercow).
We all have a responsibility to get rid of Brown as far as humanly possible.
a Vote for Dave Blair is a totally wasted Vote
Bollocks. He’s having the moderate now because the electorate don’t like hard core Tory views. In power he’ll grow a pair.
What you see with Wavie Davie is what you get I’m afraid. Just another willing disenfranchiser of the British people.
Simply not being Brown is not enough.
Vague, mindless party slogans about ‘Change’ are also not enough, especially when we know damn well there will be no changes on the really important stuff like the EU, mass immigration, creeping Islamification and the eco-AGW scam.
The tired old establishment parties have had their day, and good fucking riddance to them and their dopey blind followers I say. They have been a curse to this country.
We saw the real Cameron last week at PMQs and I liked it, I liked it a lot.
If I think Labour are going to hold this seat I’ll vote UKIP, If I think I could help oust a Labour MP then it’s tactical.
Such as?
I would have thought that many Labour supporters also view the prospect of him clinging on after an election defeat as terrifying though it is no surprise.
If he did scrape through the election then I am sure he would try to stay PM for the full term. The Conservatives should get that over to potential Labour voters, it would be another five years of him if he won.
I just heard the conservatives saying it was terrifying. I’d have thought they’d be laughing their [cs]ocks off.
BUT it would be quite a good move for anyone who didn’t want to be a caretaker leader of the Labour party through a very bad patch.
March 15 (Bloomberg) — U.K. Prime Minister Gordon Brown said the Conservatives would “wreck the recovery” with their planned budget cuts as a poll showed his Labour Party may get the largest number of seats in Parliament after the election.
A YouGov Plc poll published in yesterday’s Sunday Times newspaper showed Labour at 33 percent, the Conservatives at 37 percent and the Liberal Democrats with 17 percent. Because of the uneven distribution of votes across districts, Labour would get 302 seats in the 650-member parliament and the Conservatives 277, with no party having a majority, the Times said
You Guv are talking rubbish, rigged polls, Tories will win hands down!
Oh dear, looks like people who actually put their money where their mouths are don’t agree with you.
“Why aren’t the polls convincing the punters?”
http://www2.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2010/03/15/why-arent-the-polls-convincing-punters/
Mike Smithson is pointing to the bookies, not voicing his own opinion you desperate twat.
Ignore him droog, it’s just tat on a one man mercy mission for the one eyed snot gobbler, the tragic little prick.
“YouGov, which began polling after the 2001 election, has developed a reputation for accuracy.”
Well that fucked that up now haven’t they? (he he)
I do on line YouGov polls.
I always tell them I’m voting labour & our glorious leader is doing a fine job.
I’m also a pathalogical liar.
All the polls are too busy working at Bernard Matthews farm in Norfolk. English not spoken here for safety reasons.
Apparently he said:
“We don’t know yet what savings we can get from cutting or keeping unemployment down, but that runs into billions of pounds.
“If we have these savings, we can use them to fund departments. If we don’t have these savings, it makes it more difficult.”
No mention whatsoever of using savings to pay off the trillion pound debt mountain, the fucking earch-scorching bastard.
It’s the fucked-up ‘Ocean Finance’ mentality that appeals to his mathematically-challenged core vote.
I will consolidate all my loans into one ‘low-cost’ loan… and then treble the value of my loan so that the payments are still the same.
Except it won’t be his fucking house that will be at risk from his insane borrowings. Fuck no. It will be everybody elses.
You haven’t got that quite right.
It’s consolidate all your existing DEBTS (i.e. nasty things) into one easy manageable LOAN ( a better thing of choice).
I did and I had enough left over(?) to buy a new car!!!!
You are of course correct with the subtle use of language. ‘DEBT’ v ‘LOAN’.
The Tories should be rid of that fucking Carol Vorderman for similar reasons. Using her maths boffin persona to encourage day-time numpties to remortgage themselves to the hilt.
You have to admit that Carol has got a lovely arse!
I see – ‘We don’t know yet what savings we can get from cutting or keeping unemployment down’ ……’runs into billions of pounds’ is complete Labour bollocks.
If you don’t know, how do you know it runs into billions of pounds? Typical talk about the future because it has not happened yet and cannot be challenged New Labour drivel.
Sir E thinks -send in the tanks.
You can’t use a saving to fund anything – it’s just less debt, that’s all.
Fellow Eng,
Don’t even bother trying to explain it.
Those ever likely to understand what you’re on about already do and the ones who don’t, never will.
corruptisima re publica plurimae leges
In the most corrupt state are the most laws (Terence)
Hey! It’s aboot time someone farted on Gordon’s face!
captain Brown in the chair like yesterday
repost from above
scary….
Slightly OT this.
CRAWLEY’S MP has announced her resignation just weeks before the general election.
Laura Moffatt made the shock statement this morning (Monday), saying she wants to spend more time with her family.
She was photographed with Jonah a few weeks ago, she really should have known better.
can someone in Crawley look into the proposed new hospital site and find out where it is and who owns the land?
Two Tory politicians announced a ‘feasibility study’ into the option of a new hospital on the outskirts of Crawley
And who owns the land the new hospital will be built on???????
This is all really weird as Laura Moffatt (albeit rubbish in my opinion) loves being a politician.
If it is taking a toll on her family then:
a) why has her husband tried to be elected as an MP?
b) why has she been an MP for so long?
Presumably she will still be giving her payrise to charity?
Anyway saves her getting another chav tattoo.
I wish the Crawley MP better luck next time out. The majority will not be 37.
To Gordon Brown,
I believe she has that 37 tatooed on her body somewere!!!***.
She will find it a bit hard though missing out on the £1175 she claimed for food 2005-2008.
£1175?
“In May 2009 Moffat made the news during the MPs’ expenses row as one of the most responsible members of parliament even after taking into consideration the small size of her constituency.”
If anyone wants to go to wikipedia to make sense of this sentence. What does the size of constituency got to do with expenses?
Just saw the headline “Brown loses his job”. Nearly shot my load. Turns out it was Phil Brown, Hull manager. Bastard.
That would be “The Farces of Hull” as some call their local fottball club.
More like faeces.
Reports today say that GB standing firm with Lord Adonis over the BA strike – deplorable etc. My prediction is that the plan is that Gordo will fly (just like superman) to the rescue of BA at the final hour – just in time to save us all from the strike – a pre planned scenario and stitch up between Brown and Whelan? I think so!!!!
He’ll be standing firm with me tonight, Sarah will be happy with the turkey baister!
Unfortunately for Brown, his super-hero cape will undoubtedly suck him into a jet turbine and all will crash in flames.
Some have luck on their side; some don’t.
Brown doesn’t.
Hopefully Walsh will tell them to get to F**k
well the damage is done – loads of people have changed their flights and many thousands will not fly ba again. where is harriets man in all of this ?
Harriet, can you show me how I claim for this please.
Absolutely….He will also free the hostages taken by the Somalian pirates and the young Pakistani boy. He is the saviour of the world.
Don`t worry mr walsh has tucked £2bill away for the strikes he wants to fuck unite once and for all there will be no deals done
how is this blog in the future.my previous post is times at 1:08 pm
Guido, Iain dale has posted a link to Gordons attrocious appearance on the politics show yesterday. Check out McMental at 45 mins and about 30 secs when he tells the man ‘I think you are wrong’ and smiles at him – it is like something out of the shining.
1992 again. I like to see this just to remind me what a C*nt Kinnock is and what a gent Major is.
I think the BBC and YouGov are doing us all a favour by bigging up the hung parliament scenario, it’s going to be 1992 all over again.
Kinnock and his sporn, still suckling at the public teat.
‘ALRIGHT’ What a fuc*ing idiot.
I think Brown may have fallen down the stairs in Downing Street and baged his head! Brown staying on, what does he think this is Zimbabwe.
Probably.
Sorry meant banged his head. If this announcement doesn’t get people out to vote and get rid of this useless Labour government …nothing will.
I can see the Conservative poster campaign now….Photo of Brown and “Brown forever”, what a gem. I think the men in white jackets need to pay him a visit in the bunker.
when he walked down the corridor with al gore and straight into the broom cupboard someone should have just locked the doorand given al a fiver.
i am embarrassed beyond belief that he is our pm.
So he prefers the company of women! Presumably that is because he finds them easier to screw – Lord Fondelburms of Petite Boise please note!!
That is a dirty, disgusting lie. Gordon does not screw women, and since he stopped going to Cape Cod he no longer screws men either.
He still hasn’t worked out what the turkey baster by the bed is for…….
In my tribe Brown would be know as Slackjaw Horseshit
I see they’re changing the basket of goods that makes up the RPI figure again. As usual making sure that they choose things that are about to go down a lot in price. Also, this year they’re changing the way the mortgage figure is calculated:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/mineral-water-ousts-canned-drinks-in-inflation-basket-1921655.html
Balls getting a kicking on Jeremy Vine by callers!
One teacher said GCSE level students are at the level of 8-9 year olds.
Unite Astroturfers out in force to balance things up for the BBC. ( I would like to congratulate Mr balls etc etc.
There was a programme on CH4 a few years ago when GCSE students were told they were taking an old O Level maths paper…
They predictably came out of the exam moaning how hard it was and how they couldn’t do most of the questions. Then the teacher told them that the paper had actually been an 11 Plus maths exam.
Yes I’m of an age where I was comprehensivley educated, I’m still trying to correct my English as it was decided by the faceless leftys designing the schools teaching that grammar stultified creativity. Twats.
I remember that. God, it was depressing.
Between then and now I was addressing an audience of young managers and, to make a point, asked what the percentage gross profit was for a comany with a £100m turnover and £10m gross profit. The entire room leapt for its calculators and mobiles.
THEY WERE UNABLE TO DO A CALCULATION OF 10 PER CENT IN THEIR HEADS!
And remember – these were not Bash Street numpties, but young managers.
Jesus……….not NHS managers were they?
So what we face even after the Conservatives win, is Brown still hanging on, refusing to go to Her Majesty to tender his resignation but attempting to continue as the incumbent until he loses a vote of no confidence. Will he even then feel bound by any prior convention?
Should we be worried about any particular legislation that can be activated in the interim?
Unfortunately he can keep going if this happens:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_8567000/8567608.stm
Ed Balls is saying schools budgets are to RISE this year,next year and the year after.
Yet the teachers calling up are saying their budgets are being cut and they are told to make necessary arrangements for a lower budget.
At my own local secondary school I am aware of a significant number of ‘voluntary’ redundancies. Voluntary in that someone has to go so take one step forward or the head will appoint those to take one step forward.
Black is white
Night is day
Yvette is a woman
Gordon is heterosexual
I am honest
Just listened to the TWAT on I player HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA thats me laughing if I didn`t I would cry how do these people get to run our country fuck me it scares me straight out the Cyclops stable I AM GREAT I DO NOTHING WRONG I AM RIGHT IF YOU DON`T AGREE WITH ME YOU ARE WRONG
Lie, lie, lie
‘There will be no tax rises’ – however doesn’t say they won’t widen the net of the 50p tax payers by lowering the treshold
It doesn’t matter because what the government spends on education and educational achievement are totally uncorrelated.
Mr Quango,
Both examples could be absolutely correct and truthful. The schools budget could well be going up and the money schools recieve could be going down. It all depends on howmany extra diversity officers, pay rises, overseas trips and so on the scum in the Dept of Ed and the LEAs are planning.
What’s Ball’s blink rate at the mo? He keeps on saying “look listen” blah blah conservatives blah blah.
Gordon Brown has come out this morning and stated that, even if he loses the election, he will not stand down.
Meanwhile his friend and fellow narcissist, David Beckham, has just said that, despite tearing his achilles which normally takes 8 or 9 months to fully repair, he still wants to play in the world cup starting in three months time.
What is it about these attention-seeking sociopathic types that makes them want to go on and on, long past the date when the rest of us are sick of the sight of them?
I haven’t decided yet whether I’m going to call an election. I’m still thinking about it.
and in the meantime, the media do not have abide by the election rules, how much air time went to lobour yesterday, marr, pols show and bolton, then all the follow-up. Although the pols show proved entertaining from a ‘let’s have fun watching someone implode on screen’ aspect, the unbalanced nature of reporting is getting worrying.
There is a difference though.
David Beckham kick’s a ball at Gordon’s goal from the half way line.
Gordon, off his line, watches the ball sailing over his head and as he back peddles hurriedly he trips, tumbles head over heels and accidentally banana kicks the ball into his own net.
At the press conference Beckham says he practices 8 hours a day and has done since he was 4 years old just to be able to do that trick if the opportunity ever arose.
Brown says it was Thatcher fault.
Gizza game, go on, giz one. I could take all the free kicks an corners an like.
The theory is that you need 10,000 hours of practise before you become an expert at anything.
So that’ll be 10,000 hours screwing a country
About 2 years of fulltime work…
1997 functional economy.
1999 Debt ridden mess starts.
2010 Zimbabwe v2.
We stand a chance of sorting out the appalling financial mess with Brown gone, and have more chance of progressing in the world cup with Beckham gone.
So good fucking riddance to the pair of em.
Chaps – imagine a desert island scenario where the sole choice of female companionship was either Victoria or Sarah.
Lets hope the island would be big enough so you never need see or hear them.
You’d never need that wrist exerciser again, would you?
he needs to be sectioned……
what an incredibly high opinion he has of himself……
as a so called academic (hahahahaha) and supporter of ‘a future fair for all’ i wonder why he has never thought that inflicting himself on everyone else might
actually be ruining our lives?
such intellect.truly enlightened.
A future Fucked for all
Well, maybe he’s bonkers, or maybe he knows something we don’t about emergency legislation that will give him the right to carry on as PM even if he loses the election.
Should have read the small print in the Civil Contingencies Act…
Legislation is irrelevant in this instance.
If he tries to cling to power despite the tories having a clear majority, then not only the army, but also the general public will be beating a path to his door.
The law doesn’t matter; the result of a general election being honoured supercedes *ALL* other laws. You can’t suspend democracy by using a technical bit of small-print. You can’t even suspend democracy in the middle of a world war. People won’t allow it.
If he tried to suspend democracy then the reaction against him would make the anti-war demos look like a fucking picnic, and I don’t think he’d make it out alive.
He can piss on the finances/country while the last election result is still valid. But when the election result changes then it’s game-over. No excuses. No get-out. If he loses the election with a majority against him then he’s out. It doesn’t matter what he says/does, because there’ll be a force/feeling against him that’ll rival the force/feeling against the nazis in world war 2.
I hope you’re right. I’ll certainly be out on the streets doing my best to give a whole new meaning to “civil disobedience” if he tries anything like that, and if enough others do as well, then he won’t get away with it. But I still wouldn’t put it past him to try.
We’re going to have to send troops into number 10 to drag his fat ass out of there. I bet we won’t be short of squaddies volunteering to do that either.
It won’t be troops. It will be the men in white coats who will drag Brown out screaming and hanging on to the doorframe with his fingertips.
A senior Downing St civil servant forecast this scenario just a few years ago. It seems he was right.
Anyone have the number of “GEORGE SEGALS” agent?
YouGovs recent, unexplained, changes to their polling methodology has given Labour four extra points while taking four points off the Tories.
So, a few months ago, before they made these mysterious changes, the Tories would have been eight points better off in the polls.
So why has Peter Kellner, boss of YouGov, suddenly decided to make these changes, which massively favour Labour, with an election just around the corner?
He asked his wife and she said it was the right thing to do.
I did the survey myself, I’ll have you know. I engaged a representative sample of people who had previously agreed that they hated getting answers wrong and were of the opinion they’d have the shit kicked out of them if they did.
After several attempts we got the right answer. And they went home very contented.
Seriously? Is this what happened? Have you got a link to that?
It would explain the odds with YouGov and the general perception I have which is that there is not a sentient being alive who would vote for the economic berserker Brown.
Have we ever found out why The Sunday Times reduced the Tory lead from 4% in the early editions to 2% in the later editions? Typographical error or what? I’d love to know.
“there is not a sentient being alive who would vote for the economic berserker Brown.”
About 29% of the population are not actually sentient. QED.
Look at some recent threads about You Gov on http://www.politicalbetting.com
Particularly the one where Kellner came on to take questions, and some of the threads thereafter. There’s a lot of suspicion and scepticism around about YG’s changes in methodology.
I haven’t had an invitation to do one of Yougov’s political surveys in more than 18-months.
All I get from them are wanky polls about which coffee brand I recognise and other useless shite.
They know how most of their panel will vote already so they just pick a shit-load of socialists and a few Conservatives to do their crap surveys and then write it up to indicate a hung Parliament, it’s a con.
Yougov polls aren’t worth the paper they’re written on these days.
Eeee! What’s all the fuss about? I’ve just completed my 15 marathan in 2 days for celebrity in greed. I was told I have to cancel my flight to the Bahamas as some overpaid commies are going on strike again. Who’s up for an arm wrestle?
Comrade Brown: “I feel more comfortable with women …”.
Except Fern Britton.
Why did he marry a bloke in a dress?
Faoming at the Mouth….. “I like women but I couldn’t eat a whole one.”
And let’s face it married to Magda, I’ll never need to.
“I owe it to people to continue and complete the work that we have started of taking this country out of the most difficult financial recession.”
These are chilling words, because it implies that it’s not just the party leadership that he’d try to retain, it’s the PMship. ie he doesn’t care what the result of the general election is, he thinks it’s his god-given remit to remain PM regardless, and he’ll do everything in his power to stay in number 10, even if he lost the election in a landslide against him and his party.
This is not about the labour leadership, it’s about him using anti-terrorist legislation to actually suspend democracy when he loses the election.
He will suspend democracy if he loses, and it’ll take the army to physically oust the bastard from number 10. Personally, I hope that happens; i’ll join in with the army when they oust him, and I’ll kick the fucking shit out of the mad evil bastard. I’ll use steel toe-capped boots with fucking spikes on too.
So who is going to write the book Gordon Brown A British Disaster?
A Scottish disaster for the English.
If ZaNuLieBore get less than 70 seats, then no one can challenge him for the leadership
+++ Breaking News +++
Troughing MP, Ashok Kumar ( Labour – Middlesbrough South and East Cleveland ) has been found dead, this afternoon.
No further details as yet.
Didn’t he go to visit the gorgon, at Xmas?
+++ Breaking News +++
Troughing MP, Ashok Kumar ( Labour – Middlesbrough South and East Cleveland ) has been found dead this afternoon.
No further details as yet.
Didn’t he go to visit the gorgon, at Xmas?
Great. It’s a good start. 645 to go.
Fantastic News…. Hope its fucking true !
Just checked… Its true.
He was FUCKING HOPELESS. A complete waste of space.
He troughed himself to death the greedy piggy. Good riddance to utter trash. He even voted against letting the Gurkhas in.
Now any truth in the rumour that the MI5 assassination squad is doing the Queens duty and getting rid of the cancer governing this country ?
Couldn’t agree more!
They are now saying it is a ” Sudden, accidental ” death. Surely that would be for a coroner to decide?
Anyway, shades of Stephen Milligan, do we think?
I’ll bet he has already claimed for the funeral.
CAMPAIGN: To get “GORDON IS A MORON” back to No1 in the charts for May 6th
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This will swing te election. It sorted out Cowell, now it will sort out Brown.
Guido are you going to pick up on this ?
no embedding, not going to youtube.fuckoff
“I feel more comfortable with women, I have got to tell you”.
Does that make Sarah a fag hag then?
The point is that if there is a hung parliament and Cameron has the more seats and the keys to number 10, if Brown were to resign and leadership election took place, Cameron is likely to call a second election before Labour has a new leader.
I don’t see why CCHQ would be terrified of a second chance to have an election against Brown. But then “baby face” Dave did come across as a bit of a wimp last night in Sir Trev’s hagiography, so maybe Dave just isn’t up to the job.
By the way, if Dave is scouting for girls, why wasn’t George there with him? We all know that George has a bit of a “Disraeli” habit.
FUCK. OFF. GORDON.
The predictions that Brown will have to be forcibly ejected from Downing Street his fingers prised one by one from the door jamb seem no longer to be fantasy.
It seems that in Gordon’s Fantasy Planet even failing to win or secure an overall majority or even actually be the largest party will count for naught. It’s HIS job you see not anyone elses”.It’s mine ! mine ! I tell ye”.He’s like “Gollum” in Lord of the Rings crying out “My precious” as he is booted out of office
I predict a constitutional crisis in the making as the pound plummets aand men in white coats carry McLoon out of the back entrance of Downing Street heavily sedated
B onkers
Brown?
Certainly!
Which aide told him “you’ve got to tell them that”? NICOLA BURDETT, of course. Remember what a good job she did with Sion Simon!
He did a disastrous YouTube video too…
Under current EU commission rules pro European leaders are required to submit themselves to repeated elections until they gain a majority acceptable to the commission.
dear old gordon really has got self-delusion down to a fine tee.. he really doesn’t understand just how loathed he is…. perhaps a GE defeat will get the message across but probably not.
He refers to Pendle as “up there”.
From Dunfermline.
Fucking corrupt, lunatic spastic goon.
Just finished my first day of work after 7 months unemployment – knackered having driven 265 miles but feeling more like a real person and part of society.Pissed off that the moron Brown will get some of my money,but he will be gone very soon.
Catching up on the paper’s websites etc,I am struck by how it really does seem that Brown is finished.Even the Guardian comments are vigorously against him.
Unite/BA could prove the final nail in his political c*off*in.
dere mr ballz havin erd u on the radoi todaa i wuld licke too saa howh muchh i agre LIEBOUR ave reelle impruved tHe Uk educsion sistem thanx tom agged 17 i hop too b a englsh techa thanx to LIEBOUR
I understand your “excitement” Guido.
I’ve been harping on about how Her Majesty’s Men will remove Gordon the cylops Brown for a while now.
Front page of today’s Sun newspaper ? Steve and Dave Cameron together.
I wonder if all these comments get read?
DOWN WITH CYCLOPS—DOWN WITH CYCLOPS—DOWN WITH CYCLOPS—-
Gordon cyclops Brown – I still think there might be a possiblity he WON’T call an election.
I honestly do.
I hope he doesn’t – Her Majesty’s Men will deal with it – it will be their pleasure.
Sitting around drinking tea all day waiting for a phone call,can, at times, be a little boring.
If the cyclops doesn’t call that election – the phone WILL ring – and all those hours of boredom will be satisfied with 15mins of pure exhiliration as the cyclops is taken care of, without question, without any reservation and without any hesitation.
It is still Her Majesty’s Parliament.
It is still Her Majesty’s Government.
Cyclops is still Her Majesty’s Prime Minister.
Her Majesty still calls the shots, and Her Majesty’s men will do anything asked of them.
Her Majesty is politically correct and scared shitless of doing anything more constitutionally valid than opening garden parties and giving pathetic twats like Status Quo a tap on the shoulder with her Wilkinson sword.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
“At 11.19 Guido stated the thought of Gordon clinging on was terrifying. At 11.48 a CCHQ press officer said the prospect of Brown clinging on was “truly terrifying””
And you still haven’t corrected it. Gosh you really are independent.
(_:_)rsehole