March 15th, 2010

Guy News : The Smoking Martyr, MPs on Trial and Big Issues

This week Emily was in Manchester to grab the first interview with freed pub landlord Nick Hogan, we get immediate comment from campaigners who made the trial of three MPs a reality, and also we investigate some Big Issues. Finally there is a  poingnant musical mash up of Gordon Brown and Johnny Cash.

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40 Comments

  1. 1
    70s revivalist says:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/news/business/market_data/currency/default.stm

    yet another red day for the pound against all but one (kroner) currency.

    eek

  2. 2
    jgm2 says:

    ‘We wouldn’t want to prejudice this case………a lot of people who would be happy to see these thieving bastards go down…’
    Ahahahahahahaha.

    Quality.

    • 22
      Axe The Telly Tax says:

      They should go down, through a trapdoor with a rope around their thieving fuckin’necks.

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    RBS are forcing small businesses to take out extra insurances otherwise they risk loosing their overdraft irrespective of how well the account is being managed.

    All those bullshit key man policies, you’ve more chance of winning the lottery than that shit paying out.

    Cheers lads, suppose you’ll be cheering for the Argies in the Summer!

  4. 4
    oldasiahand says:

    have that pub owner as a speaker fornthe conservatives. he does a better job than the Shadow Front Bench and he would echo with the aspiring working class and get out the vote.

    • 15
      jgm2 says:

      Yeah. He did seem pretty coherent. And the taxi driver.

      Why does the BBC never vox-pop such articulate dissenting voices?

    • 16
      jgm2 says:

      Yeah. He did seem pretty coherent. And the taxi dr*ver.

      Why does the BBC never vox-pop such articulate dissenting voices?

  5. 5
    The Dirty Rat says:

    I dislike fags.

  6. 6
    • 14
      jgm2 says:

      Naaah. If we get a ‘double dip’it is because it was nailed on already by the berserker policies pursued by the Maximum Imbecile since 2002.

      We’ve been overspending for eight years now and the 200bn quid squandered last year did not buy us out of recession – it merely deferred the difficult decisions onto Cameron’s watch.

      200bn quid squandered with another 300bn plus planned just to avoid admitting you’d fucked up. What price vanity? For Brown (or more correctly the UK taxpayer) – a cool 500bn quid.

  7. 8
    Red Dwarf says:

    RBS is waiting for Ree Barker to sort out their financial problems

    • 40
      Anonymous says:

      Ha Ha, well she probably has a better chance than the clowns in charge, at least she has a bit of spark!

  8. 9
    Terry Bollea says:

    Freeing Bick Hogan is the correct decision

    • 12
      Terry Bollea says:

      Freeing Nick Hogan is the correct decision

      (Why did I not spot that in preview brother?)

  9. 11
    Gordon Brown says:

    The preciousssss is mine, all mine!! I’ll never give up the preciousssssssss. NEVER!!

  10. 17
    NewLabour: Prostituting Britain to American NeoFascist vermin says:

    Judge Broon on the company he craves:

    Bullying, unelected, lying thug, Whelan
    Bullying, lying, mentally unstable, inadequate, Campbell.
    Sexually obsessed smearer, McBride.
    Friend of the workers Sean seven home/two butler Woodward
    Economic vandal, and fantasist, Alan Greenspan
    Mortgage fraudster, unelected, liar, Little Lord Sodomite

    • 24
      James Wales says:

      He was said in 2001 to be the only Labour MP with a butler a myth that Woodward has done little to quash[citation needed] spells his name Shaun.

    • 27
      Gordon Brown's Persecutor in Chief says:

      You forgot to mention the rent boys…

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  13. 25
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    I subscribed for the Guido News feed, but also get e-mail copies sent to me of every other article (which I do not want).

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DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?

Just a thought.


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