March 15th, 2010

EXCLUSIVE : Sadiq Khan Caught Lying to Lyon
Tells Standards Commissioner He Can’t Remember ‘Mistaken’ Claim

Transport Minister Sadiq Khan is in hot water this afternoon after it has been revealed that he lied to the press and to the Parliamentary authorities. He is paying back £2,500. Having had over a grands worth of greeting card receipts rightly rejected from his Communications Allowance claims, Khan then went back to the printers and had them create a new receipt, for the same amount, but without the birthday cards itemised on them. This fraudulent receipt was then accepted by the Fees Office.

Blatant and deliberate deception by the “Right Honourable” Minister.

Khan has form in this area, he had to pay back another £1,000 in  2007 for a Communications Allowance funded newsletter plastered in Labour roses. In November 2007 he told The Telegraph “I personally pay for the cost of sending out birthday cards to some of my constituents who turn 18.” A blatant “mistruth” given he made two claims, one for Diwali and Eid cards in December 2005 and one for 18th birthday cards in January 2006. A cocktail of lies, deception and dodgy paperwork. Ministers have resigned for less.

Click here to view John Lyon’s full response to the complaint.


390 Comments

  1. 1
    statechaos says:

    About time we started referring to government ministers as the ‘Right Charlie’ instead of the ‘Right Honourable’.

  2. 2
    Norton says:

    Luckily for him he has a couple of cards he can play.

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Another disgusting trough snuffler.

  4. 4
    jgm2 says:

    Another fucking thief.

    Fuck off thief. Stop stealing my money thief.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Blatant fraud and willful imposition. Any member of the public would have been arrested and charged with such. In the case of MP’s, they get to pay the money back and the matter is dropped.

    It’s time to vote all these thieving, cheating bastards out and only vote for candidates not members of/allied to any of the big three parties.

  6. 6
    Gordoom cooks the books says:

    We all know this C**T is as bent as dogs hind leg he is pure new LIEBOUR SCUM of the highest order, but whats the point fuck will get done about it “he didn`t brake any rules” bullshit will be spouted roll on May 6 get rid of the lot of em

  7. 7
    Can't wait for Cameron to be PM says:

    Typical lying New Labour c/unt. Careful, Guido. Only a matter of time before he pulls the race card.

  8. 8
    Sir Alan Sugar says:

    Sadiq Kahn,, your fired!!

  9. 9
    Gordoom cooks the books says:

    Chas Wheelan has summond Cyclops to explain his comments over the commrades planed BA strike oops, look out Cod eye best get Mandybum to go with ya & take a few Nokia`s just in case it gets a bit rough

  10. 10
    Laney says:

    Who killed Ashok Kumar, that’s what I want to know???

  11. 11
    Make mine a Sag Aloo says:

    Any of you remember when he was sitting on the frontbench at PMQs couple of months back and kept sycophantically baying every time Brown made a point? The stupid c/nt even resorted to waving his order paper, which by convention frontbenchers never do. No wonder he’s been kept out of sight since. Must have embarrassed New Liebore top brass with his retarded antics.

  12. 12
    Jimini says:

    Blatant fraud and wilful imposition. Any member of the public would have been arrested and charged with such. In the case of MP’s, they get to pay the money back and the matter is dropped.

    It’s time to vote all these thieving, cheating bastards out and only vote for candidates not members of/allied to any of the three main parties.

  13. 13
    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    Bet we will be sending a card from Sadiq!!!

  14. 14
    Do_Not_Collect_200 says:

    A Happy 18TH Birthday card for every constituent new to the electoral roll indeed!

    Will this turn out to be the key to jail for him?

  15. 15

    Please stop informing me of these (_:_)rseholes just how more to come . . . . .

  16. 16
    Good day to bury bad news says:

    This comes right after Ashok Kumar’s sudden and mysterious death aged only 53. Funny, that. Doubt we’ll hear much more about this strange and sudden death.

  17. 17
    Popa-non-doms says:

    Where’s Lord Paul Pot of Labour Cash?

  18. 18
    It's the right thing to do says:

    Isn’t it time the whole of New Liebore committed collective suicide for the good of humanity? They really are the lowest of the low.

  19. 19
    bus dodger says:

    fecking thief. Kill him. Kill him and leave his corpse in a pig farm. Although I believe the pigs don’t touch muslim meat, or some such bollocks.

  20. 20
    Laney says:

    What is a sudden accidental death?

  21. 21
    GEORGIE PEORGIE says:

    We’re all laughing at troughster Khan together. Particularly after the nasty and odious way he brandished his Order Papers when Brown made his “Playing fields of Eton” quip.

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    “Ministers have resigned for less.”

    Labour ones?! really?

  23. 23
    Anyone But Brown says:

    This is not expenses errors, or whatever they like to call it. It is theft. Pure and simple theft. It is beyond fraud, it is theft. I hope the Police are looking in to it now? Or will we have a case of Uddin syndrome here?

  24. 24
    they're taking the piss says:

    The Koran states that it is permissible for a Muslim to lie to a kaffir. In fact it is a sign of a good and devout Muslim and should be encouraged.

  25. 25
    Anyone But Brown says:

    Doing a Kelly?

  26. 26
    gh says:

    stealing from kaffirs is not theft. it is legal. the koran says so.

  27. 27
    fagged@eton says:

    The satsuma did it
    with the bin-bag
    in stocking and suspenders
    on the kitchen table.

  28. 28
    Gordon Brown. says:

    Calm down dear it’s only a greeting card.

  29. 29
    x says:

    Or doing a Stephen Milligan/David Carradine.

  30. 30
    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    Did we pay for the order paper too?

  31. 31
    The Dirty Rat says:

    The BBC have got hold of the story and it will feature in tonight’s news.

  32. 32
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    He will pribably clain a get out jail free card on expenses

  33. 33
    The Admiral says:

    Only Tories resign…

    The rest go on holiday…

  34. 34
    Dry Martini says:

    “Ministers have resigned for less.”

    When did ministers last resign for anything?

  35. 35
    Tears for Piers says:

    Apparently the fucker has hired Uddin to give him a masterclass in thieving from the taxpayer. It’s all kosher apparently, in fact it’s a Muslim’s duty to rip off the infidel.

  36. 36
    cassandra king says:

    Third world politics brought to the UK by the liblabcon consensus, crooked third world crooks on the make and on the take.

    Multiculturism forced down the necks of the British people by force and encouraged by the liblabcon party, the third world and its customs inserted into every level of British society.

    Held hostage by the liblabcon as they inflict their perverted anti British experiment on us with the aim of wiping out the British nation as a first world force for good.
    They have destroyed our economy/social strutures/innocence/morals/national history/national confidence and all to bring this nation to its knees.

  37. 37
    Comic Fan says:

    What a prick like Khan doing standing next to the Xmen.

  38. 38
    The Admiral says:

    Surely not!….

  39. 39
    obangobang says:

    More Bang to Rights than Right Hon.

  40. 40
    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    Hope to be sending him a “Glad your leaving” card soon!

  41. 41
    unite against fascism activist says:

    This is just disgraceful racism against Sadiq, a principled and honourable politician who always put his own constituents interests first. It’s clear that the Tories are still the nasty party judging from the comments on here.

    Times have changed for the better. You bigoted, Little Englanders, zenophobes and closet Nazis should piss off and live somewhere else if you hate our multi-cultural society so much.

  42. 42
    Chap-Hattie Harperson says:

    ‘So sad about Ashok Kumar. A terrific MP who will be greatly missed.

  43. 43
    The PM shoudn't be disturbed but this cunt is says:

    What’s this shit you’re trying to pull Lyon?
    Sadiq Khan, proud Asian socialist and Broon ally, is a lying, theiving piece of shit?

    Jumpin Jesus Lyon, you’ve shaken the shaken the kaleidoscope with this one. I would have bet many of your english pounds on this particular minister of the Crown being a fine upstandin’ citizen….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    Larfin at NaziLabour lobotomites

  44. 44
    Anyone But Brown says:

    With an interview with Nick Robinson claiming that Ashcroft has been implicated in Greeting Card fraud for many years and THIS is what the public will be interested in.

  45. 45
    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    He’s a Card!!

  46. 46
    unite against fascism activist says:

    Racism, anti-semitism, and islamophobia all in one sentence. You really are a sick white bigot.

  47. 47
    Toenails says:

    Nothing to see here. Let’s move on to Lord Ashcroft…….

  48. 48
    Nothing to see here says:

    Move along this is typical business for the ‘special people’ muslims who reckon the bearded man in the sky lets them steal from the kaffir and lie to them.

    Lets start throwing the fuckers to lions like we did to the christians.

  49. 49
    Jonah McMurderer says:

    I had the Kumars at Number 10 last week, delivered the wrong fuckin sauce, Magda decided to have him snuffed.

  50. 50
    JB says:

    The sick thing is Sadiq Khan will be voted back in again by all those moronic Labour sheep in his constuency.

  51. 51
    jgm2 says:

    Fuck off troll.

  52. 52
    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    Fraud is not the action of a principaled or honourable person, from whatever party. Especially not with my money–behind my back. Dont piss up my back & tell me it’s raining!!!

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    http://www.statutelaw.gov.uk/legResults.aspx?LegType=Act+(UK+Public+General)&title=fraud+act+&Year=2006&searchEnacted=0&extentMatchOnly=0&confersPower=0&blanketAmendment=0&TYPE=QS&NavFrom=0&activeTextDocId=2922456&PageNumber=1&SortAlpha=0

    they’ll probably just prosecute the printer though

    7 Making or supplying articles for use in frauds
    (1)A person is guilty of an offence if he makes, adapts, supplies or offers to supply any article—
    (a)knowing that it is designed or adapted for use in the course of or in connection with fraud, or
    (b)intending it to be used to commit, or assist in the commission of, fraud.
    (2)A person guilty of an offence under this section is liable—
    (a)on summary conviction, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 12 months or to a fine not exceeding the statutory maximum (or to both);
    (b)on conviction on indictment, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 10 years or to a fine (or to both).
    (3)Subsection (2)(a) applies in relation to Northern Ireland as if the reference to 12 months were a reference to 6 months.

  54. 54
    EU = Willkommen zum Vierten Reich! says:

    He does so little in the House, I thought the bastard HAD resigned!

  55. 55
    James Tiberius Kirk says:

    KHAN!

  56. 56
  57. 57
    James Tiberius Kirk says:

    Admiring Sir Patrick Stewart? (A leeser Enterprise captain)

  58. 58
    England's Government of mentally unstable, bullying, lying, spendaholic Socialists says:

    As he is involved in ‘deception’ will he be able to continue to practise as a solicitor, (if the citizens of his hard left, scroungers paradise eject im at the election?)

    Oh no, wait a mo, im being silly there aren’t I

  59. 59
    jgm2 says:

    Great.

    Then that is what we must do. Make a complaint to the police and have the printer prosecuted. If the CPS prosecute the printer for fraud/attempted fraud against the taxpayer then it will be a bit tough for Khan to argue his innocence.

  60. 60
    Khan Bleevsnat Bhutta says:

    Fuck off and get a proper job instead of throwing eggs at people.

  61. 61
    I hate New Labour says:

    He’ll get away with it.
    The designated sacrificial lambs are Morley, Chaytor et al. There won’t be any more.

  62. 62
    Nick Robinsonofabitch says:

    I shall be bringing this up for a nano second when I host Question ‘ashcroft’ Time on Thursday

  63. 63
    Engineer says:

    The Common Law of England says it’s theft. There’s one law of the land, applying equally to all.

    Well, almost all.

  64. 64
    Engineer says:

    It was all Thatcher’s fault. She made him do it.

  65. 65
    Jim says:

    She’s prolly had him. She’s working the all the ethnics in parliament (slag).

  66. 66
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Grim Gordon’s too mean to buy any vaseline when he’s fisting his bitches. This was an accident waiting to happen.

  67. 67
    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    What’s going on? What’s all this shouting? We’ll have no trouble here!! Are you local?

  68. 68
    British Parliamentary Democracy says:

    Will someone please remove the Klingons from the arse of democracy

  69. 69
    Allah's Akbarred says:

    We must kills all the kafirs! We wills make this an Islamic Republics! We wills forcings you to converts to Islam or we will beheadings you! Kill the kafirs! Allah akbarrrrrr!

  70. 70
    Time To Go Gordon says:

    What’s the difference between him and Jim Devine?

  71. 71
    BBC says:

    We would like to invite you on to our show to do an interview.

  72. 72
    jgm2 says:

    Why do you assume the poster is white? he could be Hindu or black. They fucking hate muslims. Well, more accurately, they reciprocate the hate.

  73. 73
    Engineer says:

    I don’t give a damn what his race or religion is. In this case, he’s a thief. Full stop.

  74. 74
    A decent white bloke says:

    It’s called free-speech you fucking Labour troll-cock-sucking-toss-pot-wanking bollock-rest – I am unanimous in that

  75. 75
    jgm2 says:

    Quite so. A thief. A thieving thief. An unprincipled thieving thief. A solicitor apparently. A thieving solicitor.

    A crook. A swindler. A fraudster. A thief. A common criminal.

    So fuck off thief and stop stealing my money.

  76. 76
    Ordinary bloke says:

    “Right Dishonourable” would seem more appropriate!

  77. 77
    Prophet Muhammad had a 6 year old wife says:

    Why do the lefty PC lot defend the right of Islamofascists to say the most disgusting things about women, Jews, the British, but go apoplectic if anyone so much as mispronounces a Muslim name? Muslims who are law abiding and remember this is a Western nation, no problem. Muslims who hate the West and our way of life and support their suicide bombing brothers, you can fuck off right now. Once the Conservatives win, the free ride you’ve enjoyed under New Labour will be over.

  78. 78
    A Thieving Hoon says:

    Khan we do it?

    Yes we Khan!

  79. 79
    The Admiral says:

    Yes, and in my humble that is truly sick…

  80. 80
    Engineer says:

    Have a couple of pints and chill out, mate.

  81. 81
    unite against fascism are a fascist front group says:

    Shut up waaaacist!! If you do not agree with me you are a waaaacist!!

  82. 82
    Ordinary bloke says:

    And David Kelly

  83. 83
    Tears for Piers says:

    You must improve your English if you wish to become a citizen and claim the numerous benefits which will then become available to you.

  84. 84
    bergen says:

    Perhaps if they have to,they’ll find another white,middle class,male to despatch.Somehow I suspect Khan,like Uddin,is fireproof.

  85. 85
    DaveS says:

    If Gordon is so against this strike, perhaps he should have a word with his cabinet colleague Lady Harriet, after all her husband Jack Dromey (the deputy General Secretary of Unite) is organising it.

  86. 86
    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    Sleaze, smears and sophistry: it’s in Liebour’s D-N-A.

  87. 87
    udderly 'orrible says:

    Wrong.
    Moussesslims don’t lie.
    The Rt Hon Hoon is a busy MP, made an honest mistake.
    Carry on, collect £200000000 as you pass Go.

    He’s the same clan as Udderly Disgraceful – Barrenness of Tottering Hamlets – probably scions of the same village, well-schooled in mutual backscratchin’, postal vote collections, ballot box “guarding”, jobs-for-the-clansmen/wimmin, housing association vacancies, marble palaces in the homeland, family-reunions, Imported Brides Inc., Corner shop “university” visa scam factories, etc.

    Say no more, he’s one of ours.

  88. 88
    Jack 'my dad's a time-serving-slag' Straw says:

    Look you common public pissers, me and Sadiq were very busy at the time, we did not have the mental capacity to fuck the British public and do a lousy fucking job ruinning this shagged island you call a country.

    Now fuck-off and leave us alone, if we want to shag you all backwards with our thieving whilst gaining office by ousting the tories for sleaze, we will.

    Now stop asking us questions and get on with becoming poor – Fucking common scum!

  89. 89
    The Dirty Rat says:

    Was she a good cook?

  90. 90
    jgm2 says:

    No. Not even an ‘apology to the house’ I’ll bet.

    His fucking imbecile electorate will still re-elect him though. Because his party has done such a terrific job running the UK these past 13 years.

    Jackasses.

  91. 91
    barefootcontessa says:

    Newlabour and Unite in head to head fight! Great, just what we want to defeat the Ruin.

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    Had he been upsetting brown or the unions recently?

  93. 93
    Ahmed says:

    I will be voting twenty times for my friend using my postal votes.

    Oh yes!

  94. 94
    udderly 'orrible says:

    Religion

  95. 95
    jgm2 says:

    Naaah. All you have to do now is pass a multiple-choice test filled with such UK-centric question as what festival follows Ramadan and when were women given the vote.

    And certainly not what is the name of Liverpool FC’s home ground. ‘Cos who the fuck would know that eh?

  96. 96
    Devine, Jim - Honorable tea-leaf of repute from bonnie Scotchlandshire says:

    Don’t you class me with that theiving toe-wrag.

  97. 97
    jgm2 says:

    Is that the ‘charismatic’ Muslims? Is he being moved by the spirit in the same way as Pat Robinson and his ilk? What’s with all the head-slapping?

  98. 98
    jgm2 says:

    Bonus for Unite though. One of the reservists gets parachuted in to another safe seat.

  99. 99
    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    So, “it was an honest mistake and he paid it back when he got caught realised his unfortunate error”.

    Now where have we heard that one before?

    Only works for MPs, mind you, not for the little people. I tried that defence when I was a couple of weeks late paying my business rates recently. Still got fined a hundred quid.

  100. 100
    Jim says:

    .. because going forward, it’s the right thing to do for hard-working families (Ducka Ducka).

  101. 101
    Tears for Piers says:

    A similar scene will take place when McTwat has to be dragged out of number 10 after the election.

  102. 102
    The people get the government they deserve says:

    Oh I don’t know, if they voted him in, they will condem themselves to 5 more years of poverty, corruption and back-to-back slum housing. We should all close our eyes and imagine that for a second……………………………………….HA HA HA HA HA ETC,

  103. 103
    The Admiral says:

    Silly types are teetotal, old son…

  104. 104
    Solomon says:

    Sharia Law should be applied in this case.

  105. 105
    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    Lord Carrington resigned as Foreign Secretary when the Falklands kicked off in 1982. Can’t think of anything more recent than that.

  106. 106
    udderly 'orrible says:

    Victimology Inc c/o of Liebour Parteh, GlasgowCityFridge, Scotchland, just arrived on Order-order.com. (Leaving sharpish?)

  107. 107
    El Cid says:

    Right on the money!

  108. 108
    Royston Brit-Pop Vasey says:

    Did this Khan chappie ever play bass guitar in Creme Brulee?

  109. 109

    Well, I can’t see the racism, islamophobia (whatever the fuck that means) or the antisemitism there – in fact it’s common to both Islam and Judaism that foul behaviour towards those not of the religion in question is not considered a bad thing.

    Pointing that out is wrong, is it?

  110. 110
    Blubber Brhoon, fuckwit says:

    It’s arl mae ain wuk – this recovery.

    An’ nuthn’s ma fult ye un’stn.

  111. 111
    IainM says:

    Can we bring back public executions for these crooks! Sell tickets and Global TV Rights and wipe out the debt at the same time!

  112. 112
    MI5 says:

    I told you a year ago that this would go very deep Guido

    And we are still at the tip of the iceberg…

    There are many horros stories of embezzelement of millions iof not billions in the whole PFI scandal…

    “Commissions” “public relations fees” etc

    You cannot do it all…

    But perhaps a few paid journalists can do their job…

    Britain is at the level of Greece as regards public secor booking keeping…

    As regards Sadiq Khan

    “We are ZanuLabour

    We do not resign for theft

    Look at the dozens of us who have thieved in the Commons and Lords

    Look at Lady Hayman the f**ing “Speaker”

    £ 200,00 for a false main residence for example…

    And it goes on……Glasgow, Scotland, the Nilabour Tribal area, PGI, tax breaks, Labour non-doms etc etc

    Corruption has become generalised under ZanuLabour

    It was the right thing to do…

    Wake up MSM journalists…

    It is all around you….

  113. 113
    Iwouldliketochargemybossformybogroll says:

    Isn’t it a reflection of the ‘esteem’ in which we hold politicians particularly Labour ones when none of us (me included) can have a kind word to say about a dead one

  114. 114

    Yes, these tests were introduced by the Labour party, and you can tell we’re still in touch, can’t you? We’re cutting edge, with-it, kicking bottom. Unlike those horrid baby-eating Tories, who don’t know what day of the week it is. We know where it’s at, and our questions are totally relevant.

    To answer the question, Liverpool play at Wembley Arena. In fact, they’re one of the best cricket teams in the world. I went to see them beat Sheffield Steelers 33-15 the other week. What a match that was, the referee got sent-off after ten minutes. At half-time, I even went for a pie and a pint like the ordinary working-class oiks (although there weren’t actually any pies left, as Prezza was ahead of me in the queue).

  115. 115

    Definitely not Sion Simons’ girlfriend, but then she is a follower of one of the other ‘religions of the book’…

  116. 116
    Trevor Phillips says:

    You are all racist

  117. 117
    udderly 'orrible says:

    Better than the shanty town corrugated iron slums they left behind though.

  118. 118
    Noo_Lie_Bore: an Election Pledge: says:

    Noo Lies.

    Noo Boring Bullshit.

    Noo Tractor Stats.

  119. 119
    MI5 says:

    Mandelscum resigned for fraudulent mortgage appplication..

    Then again for influence peddling

    Than came back agin and gives lessons to Lord Ashrcoft !!

    FFS

  120. 120
    udderly 'orrible says:

    “A LEADING human rights campaigner and lawyer has been found stabbed to death at his home in Lewisham. Abdelsalam Hussan Abdelsalam, 56, was found slumped in the hall of his flat early on Saturday morning.”

    Falling like 9 pins.

    http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23815374-human-rights-lawyer-murdered-at-home.do

  121. 121
    Like the picture says:

    You got to laugh at a muslim standing next to a poster saying XTREME

  122. 122
    A Spokesman for Alky Ada says:

    I’m sure we can help you there.

    Just provide the crane.

  123. 123
    Blue Rosette says:

    Is this not so charming fellow by any chance related to Baroness Udder of Londinistan?

  124. 124
  125. 125
    Tears for Piers says:

    Bet he didn’t pay for their birthday cards.

  126. 126
    Garry Glitter says:

    9 years old! Your kidding me, aren’t you? The lucky f*cker.

  127. 127
    Blue Rosette says:

    Bloody broken record.

    Nothing new to say?

    Thought not.

  128. 128
    Susie says:

    That is a chargeable offence under Company Law… submitting a false receipt or invoice.

  129. 129
    El Cid says:

    They share a palace in Bongla Ditch.

  130. 130
    D L George says:

    Being an enemy of NuLiebore is racist?
    F me, when did they bring that one in?

    NULiebore = Crooks, gangsters, lyers, thieves.
    Colour of skin, sex and religion are not the problem.

  131. 131
    Gordon Brown. says:

    Steady on Alan, remember you are one of us now.

  132. 132
    Paul says:

    C’mon Guido. You have to moderate sometimes. Some of these comments have gone way too far. Censorship is wrong, but racist comments, threats to murder and fear mongering have no place on any site.

    Hate the Labour party, hate the Tories, hate politicians, I don’t care, but this kind of thing has no place in our society.

    Guido, this post seems to be swinging away from Conservative libertarianism to BNP racism. Most of the comments are from anonymous people who are clearly from a hidden backwater. I think it is vital that both sides of the political divide are heard and love it or hate it, your blog plays an important part in this debate, but there has to be some kind of respectability or you are doing yourself a disservice Guido

  133. 133
    Dr Sorders says:

    O/T Police Investigate the SNP

    That’s SNP – as in Steven “Narcotics”

    And it’s the SNP that have let the dogs loose.

    http://politics.caledonianmercury.com/2010/03/15/snp-ask-police-to-investigate-steven-purcell-affair/

    Absolute Bliss – Socialists persecute Socialists in Scotland.

  134. 134
    caesars wife says:

    Good job high speed rail isnt over expensive then ! err hold on a mo .

    Facebook followers makes an interesting read
    David Cameron takes no1 with 17300 followers
    Nick Griffin takes no2 with 12000 followers
    bit of gap then its
    Nick Clegg with 3900
    ruin 3700

    mmm lib lab pact going well then ! be interesting to see if any odd balls are doing better than the ruin , joe stalin. Mr bean !

  135. 135
    Gorgon the Moron says:

    It was the Right Thing To Do

  136. 136
    Mrs Khan says:

    Yes, I am deeply ashamed that is why I have defected to the tories. I shall be wearing the burrka forever.

  137. 137
    Bystander says:

    And hanged from the nearest lamp-post?

  138. 138
    El Cid says:

    Absolutely correct. You are now a British citizen. You will be provided with a council house, a monthly income and many associated benefits. These benefits will also be available to your ten wives and fifty children. For all these things we ask only one thing : vote Labour.

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  140. 140

    Gordon Brown has been sacked by the forces of Hull.
    A statement by Yorkshire pudding faced chairman John Prescott said that

  141. 141
    Anonymous says:

    is this reported anywhere apart from here?

  142. 142
    caesars wife says:

    perhaps it so that you dont notice the real socialists

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    Batty-Hatty-Harpic says:

    That fishy smell – not me y’know.

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    they’ve already counted the votes

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    Roffle

    Guido, I was just going to put the Crimestoppers number up and spotted their new logo

    http://www.crimestoppers-uk.org/

    HA HA HA HA HA

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    DC - nob joke or knob joke? says:

    Clare Short?

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    Red Dwarf says:

    He is a self interested New Labour coconut.

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    DC - nob joke or knob joke? says:

    Not under Belizean law – at least not when you own the country and some of your mates are very unpleasant people.

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    Stu says:

    Aaaaaah I feel a technical breach coming on.

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    Fed Up in SW17 says:

    Caught stealing again – excellent. Khan is an odious & untrustworthy individual.
    His latest propaganda news-sheet delivered in Tooting last week is full of factual errors and prods at Tory controlled Wandsworth Council, and the usual class envy of David Cameron & Boris Johnson’s education.

    This plays well to the majority of his Tooting constituents who only vote for him because he is Muslim & they don’t really understand English. Mainly because his government has eroded real teaching by pandering to multiculturalism.

    Look out – this crook Khan will be pulling the race card very soon.

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    TosserSpotter says:

    drop dead tosser unite against twats activist

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    DC - nob joke or knob joke? says:

    I have been attempting to track the common ancestor of Labour and Tory members.

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    Anonymous says:

    You’re doing a fine job doc. Why not come and work for the NHS?

  154. 154
    Micheal Hutchins says:

    And me

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    DC - nob joke or knob joke? says:

    I have also come up with a new theory to account for the origins of Labour and Tory MPs – I call it ‘Unintelligent Design’.

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    Anonymous says:

    The only reason that we don’t have all 640 MPs (or however many there are) in jail is because hmrc and the cps have never had the balls to take these cases to court when they’re supposed to.

    You get these cases into a proper court, and there isn’t a jury/judge in the land that wouldn’t declare “Parliamentiary Privilege” invalid in instances like this.

    I’m looking forward to the pending court cases against the 4 alleged defrauders; there’s absolutely no way that the court will uphold their “hey, we get different laws to everyone else” defence, at least not when it comes to blatent fraud.

    They could probably claim “Parliamentiary Privilege” if it related to something like letting-slip some confidential info on a company during a debate in parliament (which is the kind of thing that it’s supposed to be for), but definitely not as an excuse to openly/deliberately defraud their employer (ie us).

    “Parliamentiary Privilege” is only intended to cover MPs if they break laws during debates, and then only when not breaking the law would stifle that debate and thereby end up perverting the law/justice-system. ie it’s only supposed to be used so that they can debate generic laws and to be able to discuss all the relevant facts during that debate.

    “Parliamentiary Privilege” is intended to make sure the law itself can get properly debated, it’s not intended to be a carte-blanche for MPs to break all the laws that they’ve created.

    Using “Parliamentiary Privilege” to defend the fact that you’ve committed blatent fraud is like buying a tax disc for a moped and then sticking the disk on a hummer and saying “hey, I paid the tax.” – it’s just not viable; any jury/judge would throw the book at you (hopefully).

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    Anonymous says:

    Chop off his willy. Does he have one?

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    Australian says:

    @UAF Twa(c)tivist:

    So, you haven’t even learned how to spell “xenophobia” correctly yet, it would appear. That’s what your UAF multi-culti “society” does for you. You cannot even tell the difference between “x” and “z”, nor do you know their correct usage. You really must stop bandying about words that you cannot spell (and whose meaning you clearly have not grasped).

    I think you also need to go and learn the correct meaning of the words “principled and honourable”. It is patently obvious that those words do not, in any conceivable way, accurately describe the Mr Khan.

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    DC - nob joke or knob joke? says:

    I never even realised that ‘Eastleigh Syndrome’ was contagious; was Portillo in the area?

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    lola says:

    What can you expect from Labour’s apparatchiks? All organisations take their characters from their leadership. If the leadership is hardworking, the organisation is. If the leadership is efficient, so will be the organisation. In Labour’s case they have always had a deceitful leadership. Hence it attracts deceitful people and the organisation is essentially deceitful. Corruption breeds corruption. Hitler wasn’t personally venal and he was kind to dogs and children (apparently) , but he was a megolomaniac with zero concern for the welfare of his constituents seeing them solely as tools to further his own totalitarian self agrandising ends, and his regime was therefore disgusting and had disgusting people in it. Brown is not personally venal and he seems to like children and dogs (I can guess the comments that remark will engender) but he is as big a totalitarian as Hitler – in his own way – and his henchpeople are as equally disgusting. They have not quite got round to actually killing people yet (they have had a good try in my case) but just give them time…..

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    Khans cards and gift shop says:

    Sorry you are leaving cards for 99p.

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    Australian says:

    “dishonourable” was of course the missing word in the last line!

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    DC - nob joke or knob joke? says:

    Apparently doing a deal with Lord Cashbox of Belize to launder his money.

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    TosserSpotter says:

    thanks for the history lesson on teatowelland’s numero uno…who gives a f…

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    gets blag receipts from company's not trading anymore says:

    Man to jobber. Can you give me a receipt?
    Jobber ahh ta be sure.
    Man OK when can you start.

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    Engineer says:

    Was a bit tongue in cheek. Maybe a bit naughty.

    Some years ago, after the Bali nightclub bomb in which several Australians were killed, there was an interview with a bereaved relative, who gave a typically Aussie response to the bombers. “What is it with these people that they have to go around killing folks? If they’ve got something on their minds,why don’t they just go the pub and have a few beers like everyone else?”

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    DC - nob joke or knob joke? says:

    You are guilty of tautology – saying someone is a solicitor implies all the rest.

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    anonymouse says:

    Sure it wasn’t a birthday card?

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    Gordons Nokia says:

    Text.we lost. your all sacked

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    D L George says:

    No ones mentioning the fact that She thought this was a fine subject for twitter.

    How does His family feel that the Deputy Prime Minister shows Her condolences on f*cking Twitter? I’d be bloody outraged.

    Oi Hatty, the man has just DIED, show some respect.

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    DC - nob joke or knob joke? says:

    Ah Mr Sniffin. I don’t think Martin Websters former bitch could make anyone his bitch.

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    mary says:

    THE LATEST POLL 40% TORY AND 29% LABOUR…ICM TONIGHT

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    D L George says:

    Even Harridan cared so little She popped Her condolences on twitter.

    You couldn’t make it up.

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    Thrusterbuster says:

    Khan is a spiv solicitor well versed in chicancory…no suprise but would be amazed if he was prosecuted

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    streamfisher says:

    Design your greetings cards online, for that special occasion (by-election or just general propogada) and use your communications allowance to pay for them, MoonPig.com, Moonpig.com, MooooooonPig!

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    udderly, udderly says:

    Unlike my new mansion I’ve had built courtesy of my expenses.

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    Baroness Horse-face of Private Jet says:

    Never mind all that.

    This is my first real test among people who admire me for being a member of the Noo_Lie_Bore Wimmin.

    I’m sure they will appreciate my contribution.

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    Its the right thingy to do says:

    charges

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    Desert Rat says:

    I thought that, poor soul, can’t the taxpayer compensate him for this trauma

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    Khant says:

    The Trough of Khan

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    Is that Sadiq “wolfie” Khan Mp for Tooting?

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    Arthur Haynes (Comedian) says:

    Surely one for the boys in blue

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    This bloke Carn or whatever he's called . . . says:

    Wasn’t he pontificating on’t Politics Show last week?

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    Anonymous says:

    ++++++++++++++OFF TOPIC NEWS FLASH++++++++++++++

    Draft document from EU Commission to recommend Britain needs to do more to cut budget deficit if its to meet its 2014/15 targets.

    The overall conclusion of the draft document is that is that the fiscal strategy its not sufficiently ambitous and needs to be significantly reinforced.

    Oh Dear…..looks like the EU has just backed up Dave :o)

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    Australian says:

    “A solicitor apparently.”

    jgm2: you may in that case feel it incumbent upon yourself to advise Mr Antony Townsend, Chief Executive of the Solicitors Regulation Authority (which has taken over from the Law Society the role of discipline of solicitors). Purely a matter of one’s civic duty, of course.

    Mr Townsend may wish to consider the fitness of Mr Khan to remain on the roll of solicitors…

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    Khant do says:

    Is he a protigee of Vazeline?

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    Stalin says:

    The politburo is getting too tight

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    A vertically Challenged Cheese-eating Surrender-monkey, well-used to fiddles and faddles says:

    I fancy a vertical bacon sandwich.

    Can you get them in Rosboufland?

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    Mrs Kelly says:

    Mmmmffff mmfffm mffffm mfmfmm

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    JohnnyA says:

    Source?

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    ed says:

    Surely it’s time this crooked little *****r was hauled before the courts for his deceptions and fraud, he has been one of the worst thieves in the pack with his dodgy rent and living arrangements not to mention his widescreen TV etc. Last week we saw the disgusting Uddin get away scot free with her thieving thanks to a stitch up from Pownal who today it’s reported signed a block on a FOI request for his expenses. The whole place stinks and the dirty thieving vermin who slime around troughminster are really getting on my tits, these scumbags should be in jail not walking around milking every penny they can steal from the tax payer. It’s bloody criminal! What’s the difference between what dumbass Devine did and what Khan did, is it not the same type of false accounting?

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    Lets hope the nice man gave something back to the community. These politicians usually do. My uncle was a politician and he never stole so much as a paper clip. But then he wouldn’t know what a paper clip were.
    I bet the printers got a greeting card

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    Baroness Uddin says:

    It’s in our DNA.

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    Anonymous says:

    Was she driving at the time ?

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    Things go better with says:

    Hinterland connection. I kidd u not

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    What a bloody card he is. Or an arsehole…

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    Look this is just his cultural norm, and adds to the richness of British society.

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    jgm2 says:

    I’ll give the fucker all the respect he deserves. He was a Labour MP during the biggest hiest of public money and the biggest recession in UK history and yet I don’t recall him plastered all over the news decrying the imbecile economic and social politics of his boss that got us to this point.

    So he is entitled to the same respect as all serving Labour MPs.

    FUCK ALL.

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    Michael Booth says:

    Nothing can embarrass New Labour

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    streamfisher says:

    The economic future of this Country now depends solely on the production of Aunt Bessies Yorkshires and Prescotts ability to consume them, so lay off.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    The difference is obvious – Khan is an untouchable muslim.

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    Anonymous says:

    Quite right Parliamentary privilege is designed to encourage MP’ s to speak freely about issues which may be controversial without fear of being taken to court. It is to facilitate open debate not as an excuse to commit fraud and avoid prosecution.

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    Next says:

    I watched a pig get slaughtered last week, its fellow pig brothers and sisters lapped up the blood. them fuckers will eat anything.

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    Trivial Pursuit says:

    Troll Central ?

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    Inspector says:

    Not without a complaint

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    Anonymous says:

    The fight back begins, fuck off McMental.

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    D L George says:

    It’s exactly what Devine did.

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    Levi Stapress says:

    The thing is when these things get to the old bill ,further public discussion is blocked because the politicos can then say it’s subject to investigation and can’t comment – difficult to put the one eyed mong and his gang on the spot in that case and that would be a crying shame as this one’s a biggie

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    Lord Mittal says:

    Glad you did not mention me.

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    Mensa says:

    Genius

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    Mohammed Pig says:

    I don’t eat pork.

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    Raving Mad says:

    looks like the BBC has removed the iplayer video of the Politics Show with Brown and the ‘undecided’ voters already – wonder why??

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    Anonymous says:

    C’MON…WHAT’S THE DIRT…HINTS FROM SKY NEWS…” MR KUMAR, WHO IS SINGLE”………..SOMEONE MUST KNOW……….THIS IS WHY I READ GUIDO. IF YOU DON’T KNOW, MAKE SOMETHING UP!

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    Captain Panick says:

    Can I draw your attention to the front page of the Luton Herald and Post dated 11/03/2010, and a story about a 89 million pound busway linking Luton, Dunstable and Houghton Regis. Leaving aside whether this is a pre-election bribe (IT IS), Sadiq Khan, Transport Minister, turned up to announce that the government is contributing 80 million pounds of it. Or are they – which means us.
    It seems that Sadiq Khan has made so much on his expenses that he wants to fund it from his own personal bank account. Quote ‘I’ve got my cheque book in my pocket, so the money is there and this project can begin straight away’.

    Thanks a lot Sadiq. The people of South Bedfordshire thank the MP for Tooting for his personal generosity. Hope he hasn’t had to borrow any money from Margaret Moran.

    http://edition.pagesuite-professional.co.uk/launch.aspx?referral=other&refresh=p16P0Cb8Gf51&PBID=ff0f91f1-bf51-4953-9b3a-babbf0e32ce1&skip

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    Hairy arsed Trevor says:

    Where’s Martin Day? My balls need emptying.

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    Dog says:

    Uaf Uaf

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    barefootcontessa says:

    Even when he’s dead, Gordon Ruin will want to go on and on and on.

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    Nero says:

    Are you a Roman sir.

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    LeeSouthend says:

    Wasnt Khan the bloke who was going to lay segue to the house of lords with 10,000 muslims if Geert Wilders was aloud to show Fitna there? Now this isnt it about time this islamic supremicest was deported.

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    With just weeks to go until the end of the season Gordon Brown has been sacked as manager of the Labour Party after failing to lift them away from the relegation places..
    In a surprise move the Yorkshire pudding faced chairman John Prescott said that ..”Without mutual agreement the Party decided that it was time for some of that change that Gordon’s been banging on about. We thank him for… erm.. for all the ..erm.. well we thank him.”

    John Prescott, the self styled ordinary punchy bloke from Hull said the party needed a change of direction having suffered their 35th set of useless poll results of the season….

    Full Story here.

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    It takes 2 says:

    conspiracy to defraud.

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    50 Calibre says:

    The lying little fucker got away with it.

    Standards are clearly at an all-time low in the MP’s Republic of Westminstershire where all the dishonourable troughers fill their banks with taxpayer’s money, hide behind their own crappy rules and lie like stinking fish when they get caught.

    Makes you proud to be British, especially Sadiq Khan…

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    Zorro says:

    Killer,I’m getting me a rapier.

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    More to come says:

    The cleaner is busy

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    Jim says:

    The loony bastard Brown acts like he’s giving away his own money when he’s thieving from the poor to give to the jews.

    “I have saved the banks …..” and all that demented shit.

    Every MP is fucking filth.

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    QWERTY says:

    The BBC won’t be reporting this, they only care about TORY SLEAZE.

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    The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

    Except there will be no fight, this is a put up job on behalf of ZaNu and Bruin.

    It will be eleventh hour beer and sandwiches in number 10, followed by the Union accepting whatever is on the table. Brown will have a press conference where he can posture as the saviour of that great British institution B.A. and show his great statesmanship for a joyous nation`s consumption.

    Having saved the world, the country and finally B. A. he can demonstrate once and for all, that Cameron is a complete novice and would be a disaster for the country.

    Well that`s how it is inside the lunatics “mind” anyway.

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    Desert Rat says:

    General election result Tories 40/ Liebore 27.

    The polls are not changing that much, they are being manipulated, to confuse the stupid twats on Sky news who believe every word of it.

    Look at Angus Reid polls which tally much better with gut feeling and observation.

    Trolls in Scotland and Northern England soviets still supporting Ruin; with most intelligent voters he is toast

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    Thomas Paine says:

    Its ‘false accounting’. Up to six years, I think, for him and the invoice issuer! Where are you plod?

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    Jan says:

    His constituency is a right sh..t hole. There is an (in) famous hospital in his constituency where a young man has recently died because the hospital staff were too lazy to give him any fluids.The boy had to phone the police begging for help. Apparently the staff ignored him for three days.Then the boy died. I bet scumbag Khan didn’t bother to send his family a condolence card. Obviously wasn’t ethnic enough. In the north of the borough you have a decent honest Tory, Justine Greening, MP for Putney.Then you’ve got him in the south of the five star Tory borough of Wandsworth. What a f………g liberty.

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    Half eyed Scottish idiot says:

    Don’t forget as well that Socialism is all about taking money from people.

    Taking it and giving it to yourself is just an extension of this.

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    a future fucked for all says:

    it quite clearly states in the koran that expenses must be maxed to the hilt in the fight against the infidels…….

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    Tales from monster mansion says:

    con go’s to get a bath.as he gets there some old nonce is coming out. Con see’s a turd and grabs nonce.”hey you fucking nonce whats that turd doing in the bath” I don’t know sez the nonce it was in there when I got in. True Story from Wakefield.

  238. 238
    Tales from monster mansion says:

    Gptt und himmel. n*once is now a mod word. your losing guido

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    Green Shoots says:

    how soon until Unite have more members than labia?

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    Honky says:

    not quite but we are all getting there.

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    Half eyed Scottish idiot says:

    Tories always get a couple of percent actual vote than polls say as their supporters are more likely to actually turn out and vote.

    Add to that the higher swings to the Tories in marginals ( i.e. labour support is holding up better in their Labour heartlands) and I suspect an opinion poll lead of 7% for the Tories will translate into a comfortable majority.

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    Mr Plum says:

    Why so many cards, has he a large family?

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    The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

    LOL, the comrades have always hated each others guts. Still do, a rotten mendacious bunch of liars and frauds, everyone of them.

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    PD77 says:

    How sad :(

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    MI5 says:

    ZanuLabour Night of the Long Knives has started…

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    Half eyed Scottish idiot says:

    Civil Servants stop work at 3.00pm ( and go home at 5.00pm)

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    streamfisher says:

    Good news for all you hard working families out there, the Office for National Statistics has replaced (in its basket of goods used to calculate inflation) the cost of booking a squash court with purchasing lip gloss, silly me worrying about the cost of rent, fuel and food, I must keep a sense of proportion about the bare necessities. ONS…………….. another Walt Disney production.

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    Half eyed Scottish idiot says:

    Bring back Freddie Eastwood

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    Watt Tyler says:

    Searching for the name “Khan” on this website produces some fascinating results: http://eotp.wordpress.com/?s=Khan

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    Anonymous says:

    Piss off.

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    I was accused of zenophobia the other week just for kicking a fucking Buddhist!

    That sound of one hand clapping really puts the willies up me…

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    The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

    “Censorship is wrong, but”

    The eternal refrain of the freedom loathing fascist.

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    Honky says:

    fuck off trougher

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    Anonymous says:

    One of the prime reasons the polls are being manipulated is to placate the backbenchers and give the ground troops some hope to fight on, cynical bastards that they are.

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    PD77 says:

    From X-Men to X-Minister, Seemples!

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    Honky says:

    och aye the noo to that

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    The face has it says:

    You just need to look at this utter c*unts face to know he is a s*cum liar.

    This time in 8 weeks,it will be the first Monday of a Britain free from Brown and his Labour thugs for 13 years!

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    tooting son of a bus driver who supports Liverpool. Sadiq should be Mayor of London

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    Lord Manhandlemybum says:

    I told Gordon not to talk to real people, the dozy fuck.

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    D L George says:

    Not about us jgm2, it’s about batty Hatty, if one of my colleagues died, I wouldn’t be running to put it on twitter.

    Mind you, to give the guy His dues, He didn’t approve of faith schools and before He became a politician He worked for a living as a chemical engineer for British Steel. Not many modern Politicos can say that.

    On the other hand, He had a pretty damn poor authoritarian score of 83/100.

    http://rank.libdemvoice.org/middlesbrough-south-and-east-cleveland/ashok-kumar/

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    2 slits says:

    one visible slit and one invisible slit

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    Harriet Harman QC says:

    MP

    Sadiq is a Human Rights Solicitor.

    wikipedia told me.

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    Golden Days says:

    I’m inclined to agree. I like Guido’s insight, but the blog has degenerated into mindlessness, and it’s getting tedious scrolling down to find some reasonable or witty comment.
    Do something about this, Guido, or you’ll lose your purpose.

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    Go to jail says:

    judges vote and pay taxes too.they have been robbed by these bastards,and telling a judge the law is a bad move

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    MI5 says:

    Did he work for the BBC then ?

    They seem to be topping themslves reguarly…

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    streamfisher says:

    “That will do for the nonce, but we’ll need a better answer for the long term”. 1857, Anthony Trollope in Barchester Towers, chapter 6, (waits to getting modded for TROLLOPE!).

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    Golden Days says:

    I do think the 4 accused seem to be no worse than three or four hundred others. They just seem to have been picked out to be scapegoats to keep the baying mob happy.
    I imagine preparing cases against all the thieves would be just too complicated and expensive. It’s being economic with Justice.

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    Admiral Ackbar says:

    May the force be with you!

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    god just told him who’s boss

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    Jethro Q. Walrus-Titty says:

    When are people going to understand???-this is a cultural+religious thing.Muslims have no concept of honestly-and No, I am not a religious bigot.
    However the only problem for Muslims is whether they get caught.
    For example, the so-called “gangsta” in uniform Commabder Ali Dizaei was able to stand up straight faced aghast at the aspersions being made against him.
    Lokk at “Baroness” (and I use that term lightly), getting away with theft of public money that clearly she was guilty of.
    The “Honorable” (and I use this really advisedly) member for Dewsbury and his fraudlulent claims.
    Third world religion produces third world concepts of “honestly”-so don’t be surprised at every occasion when they get caught with the hand in the till-they nearly always will!

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    Come and play at my place then. You’ll lose you fucking mind. I’ve never moderated or deleted a comment in my life.

    It’s called freedom of speech

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    Anonymous says:

    brownfield?

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    Nah – that was Lord Ahmed of Text, the motorway murderer.

    I can understand the confusion, though – one is a bent bastard who fucks up our transport system, the other is a bent bastard who gets away with murder on the transport system.

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    Down With Brown! says:

    McDoom does Q and A on the Politics Show. The result?

    Conservatives 40%
    Labour 31%
    Lib Dems 20%

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    Hari Krishna, Krisna Krishna says:

    ‘ere

    Untouchables..

    That is my department…

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    The Chief Rabbi says:

    Are you Lord Paul then ?

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    His Mum says:

    martin is dead

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    Down With Brown! says:

    E-mail the link to anyone you know who is wavering towards Labour. They won’t be wavering after seeing Gordon’s heartless, unfeeling, nervous, tongue-tied performance. What an idiot!

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    Disaffected says:

    I think it is straight forward: obtaining property by decpetion and false accounting. Gordon McSlug has told us he wants to clean up parliament and last week he said he “would not let us down”. Therefore can we expect Khan to be sacked? The BBC will spin us a Bad Al lie to deflect trouble away. Perhaps Mandelslug will remind us of Ashcroft again. Perhaps Khan’s behaviour is in accord with Baroness Uddin and I’m sure Harperson will state if anyone contests/challenges their behaviour they are racist.

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    Jack says:

    Will the discredited nutter Charlie Whelan finally bring down ZanuLabour ..

    He is doing an excellent job so far..

    BA are only losing $£ 1.5 million PER DAY at the moment…

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    Jeeves me shotgun says:

    in the genes ,a right bunch of haroons

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    Jack says:

    Put the Mental One on every day…

    Labour’s poll rating will drop thru the floor…

    He really thinks he’s good…!!

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    One of Browns henchmen takes your analogy very seriously indeed: http://tinyurl.com/4v2xt7

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    No 10 Strategist says:

    Wait until he “solves” the BA strike and it’s happy days in the polls.

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    Susie says:

    How about the 11m of Unite Union’s government ‘modernization’ grants channeled into Labour Party coffers… they owed £21 million last May and were technically insolvent.

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/iainmartin/4034261/Labour_finances_is_the_party_bust_/

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    Jack says:

    Can we fall any further ?

    Plus the appalling Udders…

    Where did ZanuLabour find these horror stories ??!

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    Mollah Omah says:

    In an excision parlour…

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    Anonymous says:

    you know where to find me….

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    Churchill says:

    is this code sir.

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    Down With Brown! says:

    Watch and weep Labour! In eight weeks time this man will be Prime Minister of our country.

  291. 291
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

  292. 292
    Down With Brown! says:

    Ugly Charlie Whelan is the most horrible man in British politics.

  293. 293

    I’ll be delivering no more cards till I get paid for the last lot. And this time I’m showing the discount because my accountant says those previous invoices have right fucked up me VAT return.

  294. 294
    Down With Brown! says:

    They only care about cocaine.

  295. 295
    Sock_Shock says:

    Yet another one that will be swept under the carpet, and not reported on on al-jaz-beeba.

    That carpet is getting pretty fucking bumpy nowadays, with all the shit Labour have swept under it.

  296. 296
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    It’s a shit business, you’ll find out.

  297. 297
    Anonymous says:

    true; I think they also don’t want to arrest a serving Prime Minister for fraud too.

    Gordon Brown’s designation of a “second home” would be considered completely fraudulent in the private-sector/real world, and his “cleaning” probably would be too.

    If this had happened in the private sector, they would have taken everyone to court regardless of cost.

  298. 298
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    ROFLMAO.

  299. 299
    Kalim says:

    Look, this blogs getting really racist these days you know. Guido gotta delete these racist comments by gutter crawlin white fascist bigots or his blog get a bad name for racism an such.You want freedom of speech but this go too far when racists allowed to say things that people of colour dont like.

  300. 300
    Susie says:

    Nah that was Jack Bruce.

  301. 301
    No 10 Strategist says:

    In nine weeks time he will be knifed in the back by the Conservatives for failing to deliver victory.

  302. 302
    OH FAN says:

    I must admit your blog comments crack me up OH even if some of them would make Hitler blush.

  303. 303
    Baroness Udders says:

    Hi say. It was a doddle fiddling. oops wrong website

  304. 304
    LibLabCon enemies of Britain says:

    You sound like someone living in the Westminster bubble, nicely ensconced from the shit they have rammed down our throats.

    I think it is vital that both sides of the political divide blah, blah, blah…

    The real political divide in this country is not between Tory and Labour (two cheeks of the same arse), but between the nice cosy status quo of the political classes, and those of us who’ve has a belly full of it, and them.

  305. 305

    Ah but OH, they say freedom of speech doesn’t mean you can upset anyone, or ofend the BBC, or possibly step outside the westminster consensus of what’s legitimate politcal debate, and what is CRIMINAL HATE SPEEEEEEEEEEEEECH.

    Anyone who says “I dont’ agree with censorship, but…” is inevitably a twat.

    Also, not censoring posts leave more time for drinking, fornicating, and playing Bad Company 2.

  306. 306
    Old Nick Heavenly(really smug) says:

    LARF

    That Dog is a Frog!

  307. 307
    the ferryman says:

    I’ll book the boats

  308. 308
    the ferryman says:

    Kumar had also been a strong supporter of the controversial police officer Det Supt Ray Mallon, known as Robocop, who pioneered a popular zero tolerance crime policy before becoming the subject of a £5m corruption investigation into Cleveland Police. Mr Mallon was cleared of any wrongdoing and went on to become the first directly-elected Mayor of Middlesbrough.

  309. 309
    South of the M4 says:

    Probably one brain cell.

  310. 310
    Dog says:

    Kick the shit out of this kid

  311. 311
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    We are currently beating up some nasty old lady who refuses to pay her TV license. Now move along scum.

  312. 312
    Mr Pedantic says:

    To be absolutely correct, “parliamentary privilage” was brought in to allow MPs to speak freely in the HoC about constitutional matters without the threat that the King would behead them.

    One wonders now how many of the lowly public might want that bit of legislation revoked, to allow Her Majesty to do what so many of us desire.

  313. 313
    Khan't claim for that says:

    I always struggle as to how Sadiq Khan thought he could be Transport Minister. He was a partner with the truly awful Louise Christian in the firm Christian Khan who spent their time desperately trying to sue the railways and get publicity (sorry – compensation for victims).

    Why does someone like Adonis, who appears to have half a brain, employ him? Just what does he bring to the table.

    Still I never wanted to be on his card list

  314. 314
    lola says:

    Thanks pointing me to that article.

  315. 315
    Grasping at straws says:

    Fuck off – does that mean Boris with his muslim heritage then should be Mayor of Istanbul.

  316. 316
    Anonymous says:

    Is there any other country in Western Europe that has been so thoroughly corrupted from top to bottom as Scotland? It’s like something out of the Balkans or a dodgy ex-Soviet republic in the Caucasus.

    Don’t the Scottish people actually care about their country anymore? If people in Thailand can make a stand for their country, so can we all.

    Kick out the parasites and criminals that have hijacked all our countries. Do it before they drive our countries into the ground or to civil war.

  317. 317
    Jihad on exes says:

    Ah well it all goes to buy ordanance to kill our lads inMesopotamia

  318. 318
    Dog says:

    I got banned from indymedia for saying the BBC use paid stooges.well thats independent.

  319. 319
    Anonymous says:

    The pointlessness of it all beggars description. They openly lie, cheat, commit fraud and still nothing. This is Britain today. In the scramble for limited resources it can and will only get worse.

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    concerned constituent says:

    He was probably checking to make sure he’d maxed out his expenses for last month, and when it was too late, realised he could have claimed another 17p for an HB pencil and the shock at the loss finished him off.

  321. 321
    concerned constituent says:

    Any common sense has to be knocked out – even by yourself.

  322. 322
    Office for National Lies says:

    Every official figure, from inflation, immigration, unemployment, knife crime, or any sort of crime, you name it, is a state lie, to be dutifully reported to the masses verbatim by the state broadcaster.

  323. 323
    Labour's Taxpayer-Funded Phoney Pre-Election Campaign says:

    Yes, and they’re all over here now.

  324. 324

    See the term Jizya.

  325. 325
    Real Voter says:

    Check out Sadiq Khan’s links to the (jailed) Commander Ali Dizaei.

    With a bit of luck they could both be ‘hunting the shower-soap’ together soon.

  326. 326
    Lightweight Cast Iron says:

    If stupid bitch had any bottle or brains she’d have resigned with Cook.

    That silly cow saved Bliar’s skin

  327. 327
    Minekiller says:

    I watched a ‘debate’ between this box-ticking Nulabia effnick drone guy and a bloke with a turban who is Boris J’s transport guru yesterday on the local version of the Politics Show. I realised within seconds that this was no longer my country.

    But, I do intend to take it back.

  328. 328
    Minekiller says:

    It is like academic politics, the less the importance the dirtier the fight.

  329. 329
    Gordon says:

    Don’t pay the ferryman!

  330. 330
    Barnabas Scudamore says:

    Guido – this story is OBVIOUSLY motivated by the colour of Khan’s skin !

    How dare you put such racist stories on your blog !

    Racism KILLS. Just look at “Dr” Kumar.

    He died today. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if his reading THIS very story killed him.

  331. 331
    keeping a bloody low profile says:

    Common Purpose had the knives out for Robocop

  332. 332
    Anonymous says:

    its on the cards

  333. 333
    Dr Sorders says:

    It’s not “Scotland” in general, its West Central Scotland in particular.
    The industrial area where there is an extremely high percentage of Irish decendants.
    eg. Every provost of Glasgow has these “connections” and all the front runners for these posts going back decades have these connections.
    Check out the names – Irish rather than Scots – Reid, Browne, Devine, Martin, Murphy,… it goes on and on.
    This is where the Labour filth resides.

  334. 334
    streamfisher says:

    Enigmatic?

  335. 335
    Unsworth says:

    And illiterate, too. ‘Unite against fascism’ – pillock. Another State Education Victim.

  336. 336
    Raving Mad says:

    thanks – saw the beginning earlier – tried to watch some more and I can’t, I just can’t watch this deluded man any longer. The gap between the audience and him was enormous. His repetative non-answering is just inane. It’s a pity they didn’t just beat the fuck out of him

  337. 337
    QWERTY says:

    Very true

  338. 338
    Anonymous says:

    111 Unite members, are members of parliament, 7 in the cabinet, and 59 waiting in the wings at the coming GE. God help us !

  339. 339
    Schrödinger's Cat says:

    ΔxΔp ≥ h/2 Double Slit Experiment – Uncertainty Principle!

  340. 340
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    This useless hoon is my local MP – I’m looking forward to one of his lackeys knocking on my door.

    BTW – his majority is not that big – the swing required is around the level needed for an overall Tory majority.

    A lot of people round here think he is an oily twat and this certainly won’t help him. It looks no different than Devine to me.

  341. 341
    I'll have some of that says:

    Awesome! Way to go Ashcroft – worth every penny…..!!

  342. 342
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Estelle Morris resigned because she realised she wasn’t up to the job – shame there aren’t a few more like her – McTwat’s cabinet would be about three people.

  343. 343
    I'll have some of that says:

    He voss only acting under orders…..

  344. 344
    Anonymous says:

    Its only labour that knife their victims, ask Dr Kelly, oh you can’t can you!

  345. 345
    IainM says:

    Labour filth pollutes several areas of Scotland! But it is possible that Dundee and several areas will purified of the last vestiges of it there at least. Glasgow, North Lanark and Fife will require more extreme measures though!

  346. 346
    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    Gordon, Your Fired!!!

  347. 347
    Jut-Jawed Jock says:

    How about “Right useless Hunt”?

  348. 348
    Nick2 says:

    Estelle Morris resigned, saying that she wasn’t up to the job (Edukation secretary?)

  349. 349
    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    You can’t afford me! (Im getting paid for doing nothing all day, but don’t tell Jack Straw.)

  350. 350
    Anonymous says:

    Fucking crook!

  351. 351
    Jut-Jawed Jock says:

    Greetings cards all began in America.

  352. 352
    No 10 Strategist says:

    The nutty professor couldn’t take being exposed as motormouth for Gilligan’s smears.
    The silence is to protect his memory.

  353. 353
    Anonymous says:

    Time to lobotomise the cabinet then to save them from harm.

  354. 354

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    SEW SED KARRINGTON Q.D.

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    ASTA

  355. 355
    No 10 Strategist says:

    Surely if there was anything suspicious about his demise Cameron would be shouting from the rooftops, wouldn’t he?

  356. 356
    Cameron = Blair = Tossers says:

    More Labour corruption and theft – No surprise there then.

  357. 357
    A Nonnymong says:

    Gilligan’s smears?

    Subsequent events and enqiuries would seem to have proved Gilligan right.

  358. 358
    Reg Marks says:

    Text: P155OFF U TH1EF

  359. 359
    Spuzzam BC says:

    What a wonderful sight that would be.

  360. 360
    No 10 Strategist says:

    Who says apart from the tin foil hat brigade? Are you one of them? Man didn’t land on the moon and crop circles are chav’s from Alpha Centauri pissing with us.
    If it’s a conspiracy of silence everybody except the loonies are in on it. Including Dave.

  361. 361
    daft old lefty says:

    WACISM!

  362. 362
    Engineer says:

    People native to these lands are sick to the back teeth of being silenced. All they want is the opportunity to express their thoughts and feelings. For a change.

    My parents were born and brought up here, so where my grandparents, and my great-gandparents. When I say “this is my land” it’s a simple truth – I have no other land, no other culture, no other heritage than British, back to time out of mind. I think that gives me the right to express an opinion on what is happening to my country.

    There are parts of this country that have a very high proportion of immigrants, and in those parts of the country the native people feel like strangers in their own land. That’s not good. Some immigration is fine – but it’s been excessive this last decade. Proper discussion, when all can express their thoughts, discuss, and listen to reasonable people of all backgrounds has been suppressed – the debate has been shut down too often by people on the left of politics calling the likes of me “racist” for wanting to discuss our concerns. The result isn’t good, because when reasonable people feel that they can’t speak out, it pushes the problems to the extremes, and we end up with the likes of the National Front and the B&P at one extreme, and Fundamentalists at the other. Demonstrations, fighting and bombing solve no problems – they just make things worse.

    I say again – some immigration is good, and when people come here and accept the way we live in Britain, and our culture, the British will accept them – we have a fairly tolerant nature. But one of the fundamentals of British culture is Free Speech – and the right to offend if necessary. It’s only by airing differences that they can be discussed and resolved, and this blog is an important contribution to that. If it didn’t fill a need, it wouldn’t exist, and wouldn’t have the following that it does.

    Those who seek to impose alien ways on us will cause problems (currently, those who seek to impose Islamism on us, such as elements of Sharia law, which is totally alien to British culture and custom) – better we discuss openly and resolve those problems. Otherwise, things could get nasty – and we’ll all suffer. You’re welcome in this land, but please accept that those of us whose roots run deep in this soil want our rights, our culture and our ways respected. Do that, and we’ll get on fine.

  363. 363
    Hats of meat says:

    No he fucking well shouldn’t. He shouldn’t even be the MP for this area. He’s a bandwagon-jumping wanker that takes credit for any successful campaigning and lobbying done by the non-brainless end of his constituency (i.e. the southern part of Wandsworth), and does fuck all the rest of the time. He is author of quite the most duplicitous campaign literature I have ever read. He only got in because there is an abundance of Asian immigrants in Tooting.

  364. 364
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have full confidence that the ferryman will be paid when we get to the other side.

  365. 365
    DON'T PUSH ME! YOU WOULDN't LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY! says:

    Another B&P convert.

  366. 366
    Terry Bollea says:

    80 years of continuous labour (mis)rule will do that brother!

  367. 367
    Terry Bollea says:

    I wouldn’y mind if he was caught stealing so long as he was playing baseball brother

  368. 368
    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Resignation was the only thing Estelle did get right. She need to talk to a few other cabinet members and hand out some pointers.

  369. 369
    Brown's a Tosser says:

    I grew up in Tooting when Tom Cox was the local Labour MP, but the area has changed dramatically Broadway to Bec is unrecognisable from those days. Surprised Khan did not have a bigger majority at last election but guess it is still quite safe for labour.

  370. 370
    Anonymous says:

    Ha another example of a member of Labours favoured minority, who has brought the rich heritage of multi cultural (corruption) sorry politics to this country.

  371. 371
    Aladin O' Sane says:

    Moselimbs are very peaceful people and if you do not agree with that notion we will cut your head off and videotape it for the world to see just how peaceful we are.

  372. 372
    Lord Mandelscum of rent de bois says:

    MMMM, I like a tight politburo.

  373. 373
    Engineer says:

    Wrong.

  374. 374
    concerned constituent says:

    English Democrat

  375. 375
    Engineer says:

    Wrong again. I’m not a member of any political party, and never have been. Apart from posting on this blog, I’m not politically active, but I am interested in what happens in my country; economically, socially and (a particular care of mine) industrially. Much of what is posted in the comments on this blog is a bit too right-wing for my taste, but at least it’s free speech, and I can choose to ignore the extreme stuff. (In fairness to Guido, he usually deletes the really extreme stuff.)

    For a large chunk of my professional life, I worked for a large company in the North West who, as part of their business, designed and built their own plants, which had to be to very high standards of safety and integrity, and to do so their Engineering division employed a couple of thousand engineers, draughsmen and support staff. My boss for several years was a chap from India; he’d left home at 16 to serve an apprenticeship in another European country, then studied for his degree in Britain. He was a gentleman through and through. Another long-term colleague was from the Caribbean; a gentleman living over the road from me now is of Asian origin. I don’t have the slightest problem with that – we’re all just people when it comes right down to it. They get on with their lives, and we get on with ours.

    Where I do have a problem is in being called racist for expressing concern at the recent (last decade or so) scale of immigration. It’s plain wrong. It’s a deliberate attempt to twist the discussion and shut it down. I don’t think I’m alone in that concern.

    Racism is wierd in this country. It seems perfectly OK for quite serious hatred to go on between English and Scots. I’ve witnessed racism by (a small minority of) Welsh natives against English people in North Wales, and my own ethnic group, Northerners, are regularly subject to ignorant stereotypes, some of which is downright offensive. These things go unchallenged for the most part, but other groups seem to be more vocal. There does seem to be a disparity in the way different ethnic groups – for want of a better phrase – are treated by politicians and many in the media. That’s bred a deep-seated irritation among many of us natives, and when our desire to express our feelings is suppressed or branded racist, some move to the extremes. That helps nobody in the end.

    Unless we have sensible discussion, without hurling unwarranted accusations of racism at each other, things will get worse – the extremists will grab the debate. We’ve seen what happens then – demonstrations, anger, fighting – even suicide bombing. That’s the real failure – nobody wins then.

  376. 376
    BBC CAMPAIGNS FOR NEW LABOUR says:

    The BBC will downplay or ignore it completely, its so non PC. None of them have the Balls, and he can’t thread two words together or two thoughts. The more daylight is shed on labour the quicker we will get rid of these over bloated cowardly leeches.

  377. 377
    Cassandrina says:

    You wish to observe racism in the UK then speak to Anglo Indians about the “new” muslim immigrants or even the older ones.
    Deep waters running very swiftly.

  378. 378
    Geordieboy says:

    Khan he survive this deceipt, of course he Khan he is a fucking cheating Newlab Minister with no fucking credentials or talent whatsoever the same as the rest of the useless fuckers

  379. 379
    Summer_Breeze says:

    No he won’t!

  380. 380
    Summer_Breeze says:

    lol! :-)

    It’s gone from being ‘sudden accidental’ yesterday to ‘natural causes’, today?

    Very odd.

  381. 381
    Summer_Breeze says:

    That’s exactly what I thought. The local paper is a liebour rag though, so I doubt they’d tell the truth, if that was the case.

  382. 382
    Summer_Breeze says:

    The pigs at the top didn’t like Mallon because he showed them up as being the failures that they were/are.
    The public were behind him though, hence the very large number of votes he received in the mayoral elections. For the most part he has been a damn good mayor too, the odd blip and disagreement but at least he is prepared to come and talk things out with the public.

  383. 383
    Summer_Breeze says:

    Did you have guacamole with the pie?

  384. 384
    Summer_Breeze says:

    ” gutter crawlin white fascist bigots ”

    That’s a racist comment in itself, to be fair!

  385. 385
    Summer_Breeze says:

    ” Where I do have a problem is in being called racist for expressing concern at the recent (last decade or so) scale of immigration. It’s plain wrong. It’s a deliberate attempt to twist the discussion and shut it down. I don’t think I’m alone in that concern. ”

    Spot on, Eng!

  386. 386
    John Terry is snide and untrustworthy says:

    These Asians are the new untouchables. They’ll get away with anything these days, Uddin, Paul (aka Maxwell’s ghost), Khan, etc, all just a bunch of liers and cheats but protected under by the New Liarbour racial lobby.

  387. 387
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  389. 389
    Anonymous says:

    Estel Morris resigned as Education Secretary so they send her to the Lords. I wonder how many of the honourable members standing down in a few weeks time will be sent on to the ‘other place’?

  390. 390
    Anonymous says:

    get rid of khan and all the immigrants, they are bringing this once great nation to its knees


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