March 14th, 2010

Sunday Sleaze

Sunday Sleaze
The Sunday Times has been digging into Labour donor Willie Haughey’s Links to Cocaine City Councillor, which seem unhealthy.  Scottish Labour’s biggest donor does a heck of a lot of profitable business with Labour controlled Glasgow City Council.  It smells.

Co-conspirators have been emailing background and leads on this story which have been difficult for Guido to follow-up, which is a shame because the Scottish press seems timid.  The Scottish press skirted delicately round the issue of Purcell’s cocaine addiction.  Strathclyde police say no official complaint has been received.  Watch this space.


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    • 2
      GEORGIE PEORGIE says:

      We’re all sniffing about this story together.

      • 7

        Mind your back on this one Guido

        People are turning up dead, Irish Paramilitaries are involved along with most of Gangland Glasgow and the rolled up trouser leg brigade.

        • 9
          Tommy Murphy says:

          Would you like me to get stuck in?

        • 13
          Dick the Prick says:

          OH seems to have a point – order a few taxi cabs and we post shit for you.

          • http://rantinrab.blogspot.com/ has plenty on this

            And you thought Irvine Welsh wrote fiction

          • Maladroit Labour Chump says:

            Sleaze, smears and sophistry: it’s in Liebour’s D-N-A.

          • Just shows how up to his neck Gordon is. Wonder how much the left wing would be making of this is it was Cameron?

          • Move along, people. There’s nothing to see here.

            We promised to be purer than pure, and we are. We’re whiter than white, you know. Tough on sleaze, tough on the causes of sleaze. Here in the Labour party we have your best interests at heart, so vote for us… if you know what’s good for you. Leave your donations with the doorman on your way out… incidentally, will that be a K or a P?

          • Lord Wayne of Trombone says:

            Mr Sarkozy, who is 5ft 5in, is understood to have made an official complaint to the British government after Mr Osborne made a show of removing a stool from behind the lectern at which he was about to speak and joked it was the “Sarkozy box”.
            The jokes, made within three days of each other, led to French officials approaching their British counterparts about it, according to a claim made on BBC 2′s Newsnight.

            FRENCH PEOPLE – FUCK OFF>

          • SCREW THE HOUSE OF LORDS - SCRAP THE EUSSR - BRING BACK DEMOCRACY! says:

            Scrap the house of lords eh!

            What took Labour so long to scrap this backdoor method of getting unpopular unelected NWO stooges into power – MANDY and all the treasonous troughers!

            Could it be that some of the lords cannot be bought by the corporatocracy and global banking mafia, such as the Bilderberg corporate/political corruption racket?

            So that is the real reason why it is banned, an elected system eh!

            Like the one we have, where all those at the top are bought and the rest are nodding donkeys who will do anything to stay at the trough.

            Principles, political ideology? don’t make me laugh!

            These people will vote for anything once the NWO media have pumped out propaganda to the sheeple for a few months and convinced them that we need a tax on fairy dust payed direct to the Bilderberg banking mafia! same group that enslaved the third world with debt, wages wars backing corrupt warlords, collapsed the economy and has now enslaved us!

            Democracy they say – if democracy changed anything they would ban it!

            which is what they have been doing, slice by slice and the NWO media, say nothing!

            Now back to Xfactor everyone, afteral who wants to confront the truth? certainly not the media! certainly not Guido!

            World war 3 is coming sooner than you think, it has great benifits for the NWO.

            1. Massive population reduction, yes this is a goal of theirs.

            2. more money borrowed from their private banks…IMF, federal reserve, with insane interest rates with items bought from their companies!

            3. the imperialist domination of the world.

            all the while they sit in their safe havens laughing their asses off at your stupidity.

            so again, the same `goverment` that want to increase democracy happens to be the same goverment that destroyed it through the EU take over!

            think about it, and to all you media whores out their who sold your souls, your kids will hate you once they realise the role you played in enslaving the world to a banking cartel, royals and their corporations!

            Especially you plastic lefties, who’s whole life has been a lie, betraying the working classes the world over to the elites with you state fed propaganda and consensus fascism.

        • 68
          MI5 says:

          I was always told that Glasgow was divided between Celtic and Rangers “fans”……

          It seems that “Celtic fans” have taken the place over…with all the shit that that entails…

          Why don’t the Rangers fans intervene.. ??

          They have gangs as well surely ??!

          • concrete pump says:

            You have ‘fans’, and then you have ‘supporters’.

            A big difference twixt the two.

          • Fling Shite Hi says:

            liebour only fund the celtic side.when some comes to rangers watch the sit fly.

          • Peter Grimes says:

            Is that the same Celtic FC whose chairman is one ‘Dr’ John Reid, former self-styled ZaNuLieBor thug, alcoholic and fucking useless Home Secretary (mind you there are lots to choose from!)?

            Well I never!!

          • Big Joe Canoe says:

            That would be the same Celtic that Willie Haughey was a director of and still is a major shareholder of and the same Glasgow Council that a few years back sold several streets to Celtic for the grand sum of £0.01 and who are in the process of handing millions to Celtic under the guise of the Commonwealth Games (oh the irony of the Empire Games!).

          • Prisoner of Zenda redacted says:

            Talking about sleaze, wonder why the skids are being put under the LSA, I found this little gem:
            Have a close look at the Legal Services Commission, no sooner Had Hazel Parker-Brown placed her well polished bottom on the seat behind her new desk, she calls up old croney Vivienne Carlton, the former nude film actress (Curse of the Crimson Altar) who was chained naked then ritually slaughtered ( more on Amazon Oh Boy see the extended nude scenes on the DVD featuring Vivienne Carlton ) Several versions were shot – a raunchy full on for Europe and a watered down version for the UK. The DVD version seems to have revived the European version of Vivienne Carlton and her S&M performance.

            Well having abruptly resigned her NHS Governors job in East Grinstead, then been released and sent packing by the ‘Elf and Safety Commission, Vivienne Carlton long time cohort of McBride, Dolly Draper et al, is now in charge of the ‘legal aid’ Brand!

            Fostering relations with the media says the LSA. But don’t try to speak to the saintly Vivienne Carlton, far too posh, you’ll be fobbed of with a minion..in some departments things never change, this is one of them and LSA should check her expenses, she can put Number 10 and third World debt in the shade….. this is what the LSA says about the new apointee, Viviennes Boss:

            Hazel Parker-Brown has been appointed as Executive Director for Corporate Services. Hazel has been Corporate Services Business Director at the Commission for Social Care Inspection since 2004. Before that she was at the Department for Transport.

            During her career Hazel has held national roles in multi-site organisations with responsibility for a wide range of corporate services including human resources, information technology, finance, estates, legal services, secretariat services and governance.

        • 214
          Anonymous says:

          Guido has only to check up with one of the boys from the old brigade when at home. Just ask, they dislike ‘want-a-bees’ and those pretending to be somethig they are not. They really get pissed off

        • 582
          Madame Defarge says:

          That doesn’t surprise me in the least. Lots of Irish paramilitaries fled to the West of Scotland when it got too hot in Belfast.
          This is one of those stories that starts off as spot of local difficulty then unrolls to expose a monster with tentacles entwined into the very heart of Government.
          Look out for speeding cars!

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    • 724
      Anonymous says:

      This is from 2005

      ‘The current batch of quangocrats come from a wide range of backgrounds, but some areas are better represented than others.Of those listed on the Scottish Executive’s Directory of Public Bodies, 71 board members state their profession as councillor – half of them Labour – with 46 declaring themselves to be some sort of management consultant. There is no obligation to declare political activities, but among those who have done so, Labour dominates. There are 93 Labour, 24 independents, 24 Lib Dems, 14 Conservatives, eight SNP and one Green’

      Wonder what its like now ?
      http://www.scotland.gov.uk/Topics/Government/public-bodies/about/Bodies

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      • 29
        Sir Trev Skint MP says:

        OH is that a muffled scream? If the state have come to take you away, just say something and we’ll organise a protest and some bail money for you.

        Keep up the heat mate!

    • 18
      Dick the Prick says:

      ‘Brown opened a new headquarters of Haughey’s company in the Gorbals in November.’

      Unlucky!

      • 25
        Anonymous says:

        Haughey was born and bred in the Gorbals, and presumably moved HQ there for sentimental reasons – or got the land really cheap

        • 45
          Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

          Can you belive the amount of crap that has come out of the Gorbals? “We’re all doomed!!!”

          • Anonymous says:

            I know Glasgow geo-politics can be complex but the ex-Speaker, despite his Parliamentary nickname, came from the dockside area of Anderston (as did Billy Connolly), not the Gorbals. Apologies for pedantry.

          • Bob says:

            Yes but Gorbals Mick has the mentality of the Gorbals…

            That is what counts …

          • Knowing how parochial the Weegees can be, might not the branding of Speaker Martin as “Gorbals” Mick have been an even more deliberate insult than is normally credited?

          • Anonymous says:

            good point but its more than parochial. try f*cking deranged tribalism. all scots used to belong to a clan remember. that runs deep.

        • 72
          MI5 says:

          So in Crash Brown’s resignation “honours”

          It will be “Lord” Haughey of the Gorbals ??!!

          That would be a fitting departure…

          • Peasant says:

            Of course, if Labour win they pledge to throw out the Lords, so that problem will go away.

            Do keep up

  3. 4
    The Haughey Bros says:

    Charlie and Willie did for Stevie.

  4. 5
    genghiz the kahn says:

    “Now in the graveyard on the hill,
    Lies the body of Cocaine Bill.

    Saying honey have a sniff have a sniff on me,
    Honey have a sniff on me,

    And in a grave right by his side,
    Lies the body of his cocaine bride.

    Saying honey have a sniff have a sniff on me,
    Honey have a sniff on me,

    All o’ you cokies is a-gonna be dead
    If you don’t stop a-sniffin that stuff in your head.

    Saying honey have a sniff have a sniff on me,
    Honey have a sniff on me,

    Now where they went, no one can tell
    It might have been heaven or it might have been … SNIFF.”

    Saying honey have a sniff have a sniff on me,
    Honey have a sniff on me”

  5. 6
    Sarah Tweet says:

    it was such a beautiful day today – was just wonderful to spend much of it outdoors

    http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10/status/10441261689

  6. 11
    Odds Bodkins says:

    I still cannot believe we are supposedly heading for hung parliament. Why would anyone in their right mind vote for a born coward? Unless we now have a much higher proportion of morons and criminals among the electorate for some reason.

    • 14
      Elliot Ness says:

      Turkeys, Christmas.

    • 19
      Primus Inter Pares says:

      Andrew Marr papers review this morning: this story was left completely without comment. Its no mytsery that we are heading for a hung Parliament (at best) the MSM are doing their best to help labour. The nation will die of shame and poverty before we manage to wake of the nightmare we are in..

      • 41
        The Court of Public Opinion says:

        Hmm, I wonder why Britains Biggest Cokeusers steer clear of these kind of stories?

      • 56
        Grandma says:

        Would a run on the £ be good for Labour in the next few weeks? Is that the way the polls are pointing?

        • 147
          Phoney Bliar says:

          Although I am very . . .very . . very . . rich, – all thanks to Noo_Lie_Bore and the friends it helped me make, – I still like a little flutter.

          So where shall I lay my bets on The Result? – I’ve got few thou doing nothing!

          I’ll ask the missus, – she’s good wiv money.

      • 102
        A Hung Parliament Would Be The Best Outcome says:

        It is not that difficult to understand why Tory and Labour trolls are so vehemently against a hung parliament.
        A hung parliament would be in the national interest.
        As the trolls who come here are partisan they place their party’s interest above the national interest.
        And so your views are unpatriotic and self serving.

        • 114
          An Alky Ada spokesman says:

          We can help you with the hung parliament idea

          • Our Dear, Dear Saudi Arabian Royal Friends(Is Saudi Arabia Democratic? No? Let's Invade Them Then) says:

            Yeah, so can we!

        • 166
          The Court of Public Opinion says:

          I agree!
          Seriously – if you really wanted one which way should you vote?

          • A Hung Parliament Is In The Country's Best Interest says:

            That’s the beauty of it, it doesn’t matter who you vote for, we are bound for a hung parliament because people hate Labour but at the same time they do not love the Conservatives.
            It is a cyclical thing that happens from time to time in politics where both of the main parties have fucked up when in power and people are sick of them passing the baton of power from one shit administration to the other shit administration. The parties failure to govern successfully across successive administrations has led to a loss of confidence from the electorate. Basically we, the voters, have come to the realisation that Red or Blue they both fuck you.
            Look at it this way: because of the failure of Labour and Tory governments over the last thirty years we are entering the gravity of a hung parliament which is both irresistable and unavoidable.
            Neither party has enough quality members to form a government and neither party has popular support in the country.
            Fucking good one innit.

        • 307

          I prefer a hanged Parliament, myself. (Commons only, of course.)

        • 668
          Atlas Shrugged says:

          Bullshit

          We have had one political pact in this country before, during living memory, and the history of it was not a good one to say the very least. The absolute last thing it achieved was anything good for those involved in it, and it certainly did not help the countries economic problems. In fact the country went bust.

          However that may be bad but there is an ever darker side to pacts of this kind.

          How can the people finally rise up against there State oppressors when all or most of our major political parties are screwing us rotten all at the same time?

          We need a Conservative Government in power otherwise the lefties will continue to sit on there unemployable, or non job therefore unemployed hands.

          Conservative governments have a record of listening, if for no other reason that they are shit scared of the consequences of not being seen to be doing so. The BBC may even start doing its job half properly again.

          The PEOPLE are the thing that matter not nations or states. It is the people who must therefore rediscover their voice, and therefore power again, and this can clearly only happen during a full on majority Conservative government presiding along side a completely fucked beyond redemption Labour opposition.

          • The Court of Public Opinion says:

            Last time the tories were in they sure listened all right – to the rioters in Trafalger square their tax policies brought out, something liebour, as crap as they are, have yet to emulate.

    • 145
      Roger Rigid says:

      The way the tories are carrying on I am sure they not keen on winning the ge, seem to be chucking a spanner in the works at every opportunity-

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/mar/13/cameron-pressure-identify-poverty-bill

      • 151
        Rigid Roger says:

        Would you want to clean up Brhoon’s incontinently shit economy?

        Let the fucker sort it out himself.

        Him and AlJaBeeba that is.

        Oh – and the IMF

        and the Frogs

        and all his buddys in Sproutland.

        Then he can take over the World Bank and fuck that up.

        Just about covers it.

        • 154
          Roger Rigid says:

          Yes, I have every confidence in him sorting it out!

        • 158
          Rick O'Shea says:

          “Let the fucker sort it himself”

          Are you sure we can afford that?

        • 160
          A Hung Parliament Would Be In the Country's Best Interest says:

          Trolls, you have missed the point.
          No single party has a sufficient number of high quality individuals to form a government.
          That is why a hung parliament which would form a coalition cabinet is in the best interests of the country.
          These are the facts of the matter.
          Please, do try to keep up with events.

          • Thrusterbuster says:

            Twat we are quite capable of keeping up with events..hung parliaments dilute solutions to the lowest level of compromise…we need radical change not a mish mash of politician’s promises.

          • Cyril Fletcher says:

            Fffthank you, Essshter.

          • IainM says:

            Prick! You want a repeat of the Weimar Republic?

          • Another Excuse To Use The Word 'Tossflap' says:

            I must agree.

            Between the two-and-a-half ‘major’ parties, there may be enough individuals with the ability to work at cabinet level.

            But each and every one of the rest is a tossflap.

          • Another Excuse To Use The Word 'Tossflap' says:

            Coalition governments do not have to be poor.

            The wartime coalition was very successful in winning WW2 and providing plans for our nation once that was done.

            And let’s be honest, we face a crisis of wartime proportions.

            Yes, please do keep up.

            Tossflap.

          • Call me Infidel says:

            Coalition governments do not have to be poor.

            A fair point but there are very few people like Churchill, Eden or even Attlee in the current shower infesting Westminster. Frankly Neville Chamberlain was a far better politician than any of the clowns on the Sewer Party front benches.

          • Or see Brown sucking up to desperate Lib Dems who fall for Labour lies, just like they did the last time?

          • Sarah says:

            Snatch LandRovers still in use… 35 years ago they were used in NI against stone-throwing kids and probably adequate (just) for that role, but were never used to transport troops.

            Brown likes to play Churchill so let’s pretend it’s WWII and 1940 — he’d be sending Bristol Boxkites (1910) against the Luftwaffe instead of Spitfires and Hurricanes.

          • The wartime coalition was very successful in winning WW2 and providing plans for our nation once that was done.

            Really!?

            The united governments Britain suffered before and during the war never managed to properly equip the forces. Ever.

            Of the tens of thousands of tanks produced it wasn’t until 1944 that Britain managed to produce anything that matched the German panzers* and even then only three or four got to see action.

            Of all the aircraft produced only the Spitfire and Hurricane could be said to have stemmed from a government contract without unofficial improvement**.

            Worse the war effort saw a massive increase in the civil service which then overwhelmingly voted for Labour in 1945 to prevent its own demobilisation.

            *And even then, the Centurion was nothing but a copy of the Panther.
            **of the other iconic aircraft, the Lancaster was Avro’s private initiative improvement of the government specified Manchester and the Mosquito was a completely private initiative.

      • 173
        The Court of Public Opinion says:

        Thats fuck all. Just wait till the nasty party get in power. Legalising fox torturing is just the start.

    • 393
      Mad as hell and won't take it any more says:

      Most voters cannot see what the deficit and accumulating debt actually means for all our futures, all they see is the shiny new schools and hospitals bought on tick at vastly inflated prices and their friends and neighbours who work for the state in one form or another have jobs.

      Meanwhile in the real world those of us in private industry are on pay freezes or suffering redundancy with our hard-worked for pensions now worthless thanks to Leibour stupidity

      • 432
        Unforgiving says:

        Stupidity can be forgiven.This cannot

      • 492
        Georgeous George says:

        the shiny new schools and hospitals bought

        Where are they?

      • 666
        Susie says:

        I read today someone saying that a 2-car family will be a thing of the past in 5 years time, ditto the school run — kids will have to walk or get the bus… just not enough money to tax, insure or maintain them. We will be poorer.

        • 670
          Atlas Shrugged says:

          This will only happen if the government legislates against 2 car families, or puts up Road and petrol Tax to eye watering levels. Would not put this past them, but they have a long way to go before many will start walking, or paying high prices for public transport, and also still having to walk.

          Running a car may seem expensive, but in reality it has never been cheaper.

          They run and run on little maintenance, don’t rust much, or quickly, many do over 50 miles to the gallon, and you can still buy a good runner for little more then peanuts.

          The price of our food and heating however may become so expensive that some may have to choose between not sending the kids to school at all, or starving to death.

    • 628
      Madame Defarge says:

      Think someone hit on this in those links – postal voting fraud on a massive scale! Asian vote in West Midlands and then there’s the public sector and benefits votes. This is terrifying.

  7. 20
    Butler to Lord Fondlebum says:

    Haughey’s done a fine job for the Labour party so please leave him alone. Please note that the labour party can do no wrong…you can quote me on this!

  8. 21

    What the fuck do they mean by women only shortlists?

    • 53
      Hey Papa - relax! says:

      they’re cooks – OK?

    • 77
      Jack Dromedary (MP in waiting ) says:

      Nothing !

    • 107
      More Women MPs and Less Alcohlic Ones Please says:

      Only 17% of MPs in the House of Commns are women.
      That is the lowest ration of women MPs in any parliament in Europe.
      If parties had historically put forward more women for election then such shortlists would not need to exist. They have only themselves to blame for shortlists.
      And coincidentally 17% is exactly the same percentage as the percentage of alchohol dependent MPs in the commons.
      That’s a fact.

      • 113
        Q.E.D. says:

        proves it then – alky slags!

        Men only please in future!

      • 295
        Stephanie Germanotta says:

        We have had more sleaze since the election of the record number of women MPs since 1997. Coincidence?

        • 316
          Start a list says:

          Harriet.
          Yvonne.
          Chipmunk.
          Horseface.
          Tessa.
          Hewitt.
          Jackboots.
          Mandy.

        • 433
          Imelda Marcos says:

          Si

          • Miss Ogenist says:

            The country has gone downhill every since wimmin got the vote.

          • Archer Karcher says:

            Women only short list`s are fascist devices by definition.

            The only way to ensure the highest quality candidate is selected is by throwing political correctness out of the process and selecting the candidate who is most able regardless of age, sexuality, gender or race.
            To select candidates any other way is fundamentally bad for any democracy, particularly one as enfeebled as the UK one is at present.

            All the meddling, box ticking mentality enshrines, is mediocracy at all levels.

  9. 22
    HO Lin-peng says:

    Andreww Marr, “reviewing” thre

  10. 23
    Gordon Brown says:

    “I don’t know Steven Purcell. I’ve never met him or Willie Haughey. I’ve never heard of Glasgow City Council and I’m not aware of any allegations. I’ve got nothing to do with Labour in Scotland and I’ve never met anyone called Labour. I don’t know the word Labour and was out of the country when it voted to invade Iraq. I’ve also never heard of Iraq. I’ve never done anything wrong.”

    • 298
      Borg Drone Won says:

      I’ve never met him or Willie Haughey. I have never opened his HQ in the Gorbals

      Fixed that for you

  11. 24
    HO Lin-peng says:

    Andrew Marr, “reviewing” the Scotland on Sunday paper this morning, gave no mention of the Purcell scandal story, the headline of which dominated the camera shot over which he was talking! Astonishing bias, even by his standards.

    • 27
      genghiz the kahn says:

      Marr took the day off when the John Terry story about failed superinjunctions covering up the antics of an athletic serial shagger were all over the tabliods front and back pages like a rash.

      Perhaps Mr Marr might like to remind us about where he was that weekend. He is a hypocrital Huhne first class. I was wondering if he was one of the celebrated BBC types who had been making interesting arrangements for earning high fees like Paxman, and then benefititing from creative ways to avoid paying income tax.

      I would like to reassure myself that Mr Marr is actually paying 40% tax on earnings over the threshold limit.

    • 34
      Love Cheat says:

      Marr’s behaviour is only “astonishing” if you consider him to be an impartial journalist.Marr is a government-paid propagandist doing his job.

      • 61
        FU BBC says:

        There are no real journalists at the BBC, only propagandists mouthing official state bullshit like man made global warming and diversity.

        • 87
          Love Cheat says:

          Plus Labour toff Andrex Marr is terrified of the glasgow heavies.

          • Anonymous says:

            Well he was born there – http://www.freebase.com/view/en/andrew_marr

          • Scotty Labour says:

            with good reason, they would think nothing of hacking him up with machetes

          • Marr gives his nationality as “Scotland”. I do wish he’d fuck off back there. Marr is a member, as I am, of the London Library. My subscription fee will fall due soon. I fear that they’ll have to whistle for the cash since it’s back to the British Library for me. After all, if I were to continue as a member of the LL, I might bump into Marr on the stairs. The horror!

          • James says:

            “…Marr gives his nationality as “Scotland”. I do wish he’d fuck off back there…”

            We don’t want him either. As they say, ‘Finders keepers’

      • 149
        BBC says:

        and so say all of us

      • 419
        James says:

        This is an example of one of the ‘benefits’ of the Union as we Scot’s are being continually informed. In this case Scottish news is totally ignored because it would damage the Labour party.

        If it had been an SNP problem it would be all over the media for weeks.

    • 57
      Grandma says:

      Intentional or accidental?

  12. 26
    Gordon Brown says:

    “I have today asked the Queen to allow me to postpone the general election in the interests of the country. We have intelligence of a serious national security threat which would make an election the wrong thing to have at this time. I cannot reveal the details of the threat but I can tell you it’s grave and serious. To hold an election now would cause serious instability to the country and give our enemies hope. The election will be held as soon as our intelligence declares the threat to be over. I strongly deny any suggestion that I’m scared of elections. I promise to hold the election some time within the next 8 years.”

    • 32
      Charley Darwin, reflecting on the Origin of (Brhoon's) Faeces says:

      A strange anomaly there: shit comes out both ends of ‘his’ alimentary canal.

    • 304
      Thrusterbuster says:

      the electorate have WMDs perhaps

  13. 28
    Anonymous says:

    This smacks of Organised crime with strong links to Prime Minister Brown

  14. 30
    The Pork Sword of Troof (Lie_Bore version) says:

    He did not have sex wiv that woman.

    No – wait a mo – he did not snort whateva you fink he did.

    ‘n ‘ee don’t not ‘av anyfing to do wiv us in Lie_Bore.

    ‘n ‘ee don’t know nuffin abart them ‘igh-rise flats.

    Innit.

    • 58
      DC - nob joke or knob joke? says:

      Hang on, I think I understand; let me translate;
      ‘He did not have sex with that woman’ – any of several members of the Shadow Cabinet in relation to Natalie Rowe.
      ‘He did not snort…’ – any of Dave, George, Boris etc about their Oxford days.
      ‘ee don’t not av anyfing…’ – cannot understand this one. Their are no members of the Shadow Cabinet with less than 50000 acres.
      ‘ee don’t know nuffin…’ – obviously the Conservative Education spokeman.

      • 84
        Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

        Sorting cocaine is a minor matter (except Labour hypocrites like you have used it against the Tories while your own shower were just as busy). It the corruption and gangland connections that matter.

        • 143
          Scotty Labour says:

          We will jail the gangsters, more for us and makes the public happy to see us being vengful.

        • 338
          DC - nob joke or knob joke? says:

          I am most offended to be called a Labour supporter – still, I have been accused of being both a Labour and Tory troll so must be doing something right.

      • 341
        IainM says:

        Labour Knob End!

    • 101
      Bliar and Bush says:

      Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction

  15. 31
    A short-arsed, cuckolded, cheese-eating surrender monkey says:

    J’adore Citizen Comrade Gorgon.

    ‘ee iz zee Petain d’Anglaise!

    • 78
      Dwarf Throwing National Champion says:

      Come here you little F*cker.

      • 142
        A po-faced, crop-haired, earnest Div. 'n Equal-Titty Officed in a Town Hall near you says:

        Oh come now!

        ‘Dwarf’ indeed!

        Vertically Challenged, – please!

        • 708
          The Zampolit-in-Chief says:

          That’s Person of Restricted Growth, you twat. Don’t you read the memos from the Main Chief Political Directorate?

          I’m starting to think your town is hall is a nest of counter revolutionarys in need of a good, old-fashioned purge.

  16. 33
    Yates says:

    Why do the plod need a complaint before they will investigate?

    • 42
      Anonymous says:

      They don’t even investigate when there IS a complaint:
      http://tinyurl.com/ygdr5to

    • 100
      Snow White says:

      What interests me is why plod warned Purcell he was going to be bl•ckmailed? Call me old fashioned, but didn’t plod used to stake out suspected drug users/dealers and then make the arrests?

      If this sort of thing is going on in other forces, no wonder police chiefs don’t want elections.

      • 131
        rick says:

        You try driving a car after one pint (or less) of ale, and see them spring into action. The buggers are corrupt to the core.

        • 140
          Moggerhanger says:

          there was once a police constable now its a police officer. There is a gulf of difference.

          • A “Traffic Officer” from the Highways Authority in his Police lookalike 4×4 tried to bollock me for driving too fast on the M6 last week.

            I told him to shut his fucking face. His job, for which I pay him, is to sweep up after accidents and change the flat tyres on stupid Micra driving lesbians cars.

            the Hi Viz vest. God’s way of telling you that your job is SHIT

          • Mad as hell and won't take it any more says:

            Quite right OH.

            I want to know if they count as a ‘constable’ under the terms of the Road Traffic Act. Only a ‘constable’ has the power to order road users to do things.

          • Anonymous says:

            Powers of highway traffic officers, half way down:

            http://international.fhwa.dot.gov/tir_eu06/tir_eu06_d.cfm

          • Gordoom cooks the books says:

            Re Old Holborn below had one try tell me to put my seatbelt on at Watford Gap services I replied “Oh I am very sorry NOW FUCK OFF YOU OVERPAID TOSSER” to which he duly did what a twat

  17. 35
    Scotland on Sunday and Sunday Herald says:

    We’re far too busy spreading shit about the SNP to be bothered snitching on our friends.

  18. 37
    Peter says:

    The Scotland on Sunday headline is all about allegations regarding salaries and perks at City Building, the arms length company set up by Purcell and filled with Labour appointees including Lesley Quinn, former Scottish Labour general secretary, who go the newly created post of Business Development Manager.

    Next week you’ll never guess who has a stall at Stand 5 in the exhibition space of the SNP spring conference in Aviemore….

    City Building.

    Should be interesting.

    • 108
      InsideMan says:

      There is a very strong rumour within the industry that Glasgow City Council conspired with City Building to hide a £20M pension hole from a private firm vying for a major contract in the city until the day before the contract was to go live…

      http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/demand-for-probe-into-incompetent-gha-1.968987

      Interesting quote from Mr Purcell near the bottom of the article…
      “I just don’t understand how [b]we[/b] can have got two of the contracts, then lost the third one, with the same bid, to a private company.”

      City Building are clearly an “arms length” arrangement.
      Ahem…

    • 109
      Anonymous says:

      “arms length company set up by Purcell and filled with Labour appointees including Lesley Quinn, former Scottish Labour general secretary, who go the newly created post of Business Development Manager.”

      Without an inteview, or indeed the job being advertised.

      • 144
        Anonymous says:

        For these parasites, it’s all one big merry go-round of jobs in councils, bogus charities, qangos, the ‘meja’, etc.

  19. 38
    Anonymous says:

    In Scotland it would be difficult for any major business figure not to do “a heck of a lot of profitable business” with public authorities. The economy is dominated by public spending. In the Times article he claims only one business connection of any size. He does a heck of a lot with Asda too. You may be tarring the man unfairly with a brush he does not deserve.

    What is interesting is the Celtic connection. How often sleazy dealings seem to involve labour and the Celtic Football Club affiliation is worthy of comment. However there are many business links between people connected to that other pillar of Glasgow’s football duopoly. So perhaps it is a coincidence after all.

    labour is bad for Scotland. It used to care about people, but now it is a corrupt maffia which infests our society denying people hope and opportunity. Perhaps instead of trying to ban the Brit Nasty People, it would be better for Scotland and the UK if debathification were done in Scotland with the Liebour Party as target. They are a menace to civic society. Please vote for anyone but them.

    • 99
      Anonymous says:

      Labour has never cared about people, least of all the British working classes.
      The working classes were only ever the means to gain power in the early days, nothing more. The Fabians, the real ‘brains’ behind the Labour movement, regarded (probably still do) the working classes as little more then animals, to be carefully controlled or even eliminated (Eugenics) if need be.

      With decades of engineered mass immigration into Britain, Labour will soon be in the position of abandoning its need for the white working classes entirely.

      The dupes who blindly follow this party truly don’t know how despised they are by the organ grinders at the top. Even when the likes of Jack Straw expresses that contempt on the record, they’ll still mindlessly vote Labour.

    • 414
      Jimmy says:

      “You may be tarring the man unfairly with a brush he does not deserve.”

      You’re new here aren’t you?

      • 641
        Anonymous says:

        Nope. Im not new, What is NEW however is the publics eyes being opened at last to the myths and lies of Socialist economics.

    • 638
      Hugh Dallas says:

      The guy from ASDA who awarded the contract to the Labour fundmaster was in turn the appointed by total coincidence by the Labour fundmaster to a new job he applied for Celtic.

      In Scotland we call it “Jobs for the Bhoys”. (Bhoys being Celtic Minded types)

      Can you imagine the surprise on their faces when they realised that the man now being employed to a senior position at Celtic at the behest of the Labour fundmaster from Glasgow was the same Businessman who had just won a multimillion pound contract from ASDA from none other than the same guy who he was now employing at Celtic.

      My how they laughed with their other pals from Glasgow council, Celtic FC, Labour MP’s, MSP’s, Scottish Enterprise, the unions, the police and the Scottish office as they all sad down to eat at a Labour Fundraising Dinner financed by the people of the UK

  20. 40
    genghiz the kahn says:

    perhaps Marr needs to have a look at Al Beeb Scotia website news front pages.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8523361.stm

    He seems to have missed something.

  21. 43
    PC World says:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8533791.stm

    A spokesman for Grampian Police said the force’s visit to the Slanj store was not in response to any public complaint about the shirt slogan and was prompted by an officer acting on his own initiative.

  22. 47
    Criminal Labour says:

    Call for inquiry into company where salaries ballooned and thousands spent on hospitality

    http://news.scotsman.com/scotland/Call-for-inquiry–into.6150282.jp

    Looks like Labour have been criminally lining their own pockets

  23. 48
    Johnny says says:

    From 2006: Cronyism claim as Labour donor is awarded £1m by the quango he chairs

    A KEY Scottish Labour donor has been awarded nearly £1m of public money by the quango he chairs.

    William Haughey received a grant to move his company’s headquarters less than two miles across Glasgow, a scheme which has already attracted £16.5m from Scottish Executive coffers.

    The revelation comes just weeks after Haughey’s gifts to Labour topped £1m.

    • 449
      AC1 says:

      Sounds exactly like how UNITE get money to Labour

      Taxpayers -> Government -> “Union Modernisation” -> Labour.

  24. 49
    Lord Fondlebum of Boy says:

    Never mind all that. Soon it’ll be time for the latest “Rich and Mark’s Monday Morning View”! I cannae fucking wait I tell ya!

    My sides are splitting already in anticipation. Whatever will those witty, wacky japesters come up with this time?

    One thing’s for sure – it’ll involved cursing, excrement and nobody you can recognise. Who but Rich and Markl would think to put Timmy Mallett and Shaw Taylor of Police Five, or people who look very like them, into the same supposedly political cartoon?

    Ha ha ha. There you go Rich and Mark. You got a laugh already!

  25. 51
    DC - nob joke or knob joke? says:

    I wonder if the Glasgow cartel use the Belizean banking system to launder their money, like the Cali cartel.

    • 201
      Pie n Mash says:

      and doncha just luv the way the yank gubberment just steal it electronically

  26. 55
    leomann says:

    Willie Haughey’s City Refrigeration company had it’s new HQ paid for by Glasgow City Council in order the old could be pulled down to make way for a new road.

    Willie was also awrded the “St. Mungo Medal” by the council. i.e. Man of the Year in Glasgow.

    • 60

      He also managed to get the council to pay £13M for two houses he bought for £1M.

      Nice work if you can get it.

      • 81
        Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

        Willie will be hopeing to get into the house of lords if straw has his way, to abolish the present system. he’ll be looking forward to taking his seat fith the likes of Paul, Uddin & the likes.

      • 646
        Anonymous says:

        OH Your story about being stopped by a Traffic Cop was a lot of Bollox was it not!!! I bet you pissed yourself in real life. OH the Liam Gllacher of so called hard men !!!!!

    • 65
      DC - nob joke or knob joke? says:

      A Glasgow councillor has been awarded a medal named after a saint venerated for his austerity and frugal existence? I always knew the Scots had a sense of humour somewhere.

  27. 63
    The Evil that is Labour says:

    Purcell executive gets two years in jail
    COUNCIL BOSS KNIFED GIRL

    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/scottish/scottish_news/755106/Boss-who-fronted-Kelvingrove-Museum-revamp-knifed-girl.html

    Take care Guido you are now playing with very dangerous psychos.

    • 82
      concrete pump says:

      Chr*st on a fucking bicycle!

      It just gets worse.

    • 86
      Guido's Kung Fu Instructor says:

      Don’t worry, his hands are registered as lethal weapons.

    • 92
      • 337
        Anonymous says:

        “Malcolm Brown, told reporters: “He fully recognises that his inexplicable actions on that evening, which were totally out of character ….” Yet fires (and knifes) are in fact very Scottish.

    • 95
    • 136
      Moggerhanger says:

      still… another failed open water incident

    • 232
      Another world says:

      God almighty!

      These Scottish son’s of s*hit live in another world and we have one of them as an impostor in Downing St.

      You could not make this up.

      Brown and his thugs out now.

      • 314
        The Fox Torture Party says:

        they’ll get worse as the pressure increases,and more fucking desperate

    • 619
      Moley says:

      Quote from the article;

      High-flyer Marshall was the Project Manager and Resource Programmer for Glasgow City Council, who he’d joined in 2002.

      He was the driving force behind the Kelvingrove refurbishment and was closely involved in the success of the gallery’s Dr Who exhibition last year. Mr Hamilton said: “With the added responsibilities came increased duties and increased stress.”

      And now we know why David Tennant, the Dr Who actor publicly endorsed the Labour Party, and we have a suggestion of the involvement of the BBC itself in gaining financial advantage from its links with the Labour Party.

      • 642
        Anonymous says:

        Tennants Father was also a Church of Scotland Minister, which as we know got infiltrated with Marxists back in the 1960′s leading to an embracing of “Liberation Theology”, which was essentially marxism in theological Clothes. Remind you of anyone ?

      • 720
        Anonymous says:

        are you telling us the daleks are behind all of this ? now it all makes sense !

  28. 66
    Bob says:

    Here’s another.

    - Taxpayers have “shelled out” more than £1.4m on a facelift for Scottish Secretary Jim Murphy’s luxurious mansion office during the worst recession in modern history, says the Scottish Sunday Express.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8523361.stm

    • 97
      Spud Murphy says:

      It was the right thing to do.

    • 722
      Gill says:

      Jim Murphy??

      Subject to Parliamentary approval of the necessary Supplementary Estimates, the Departmental Expenditure Limit (DEL) provision for the administration of the Scotland Office will be increased by £1,200,000.

      http://www.theyworkforyou.com/wms/?id=2010-02-23a.52WS.1&s=jim+murphy#g52WS.2

      Since the SNP won the Scottish election in 2007 the running costs of the Scotland Office has escalated beyond belief!

      This needs to be investigated too!

      The Scottish media don’t investigate, they just release press statements for Labour!

  29. 69
    Martin Day says:

    LORD ASHCROFT

  30. 76
    Sarah Tweet says:

    have been sent an amazing @SarahBrown10 brooch – am going to take picture to show you tomorrow

    http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10/status/10441229245

    • 85
      concrete pump says:

      I can’t fucking wait,

      I have an erection in anticipation.

    • 115
      Marie Antoinette Tweet says:

      “”When everyone else is losing their heads, it is important to keep yours.”

    • 148
      Mr Phil jones CRU. B.A BARACUS,M.E/C.J.D [with hooners] says:

      Nice ! but what about the pearl necklaces ?

    • 237
      We,The British people wish; says:

      I would rather see the picture of your “husband” hanging by a rope thru a trap door.

      Please arrange for that,you fat arsed lying cow.

    • 274
      Bob says:

      Who cares? Well, I do as I just seen the picture.

      http://twitpic.com/18k1ka

      Love the comments.

      What happens to the “10″ in her nickname when Brown is kicked out of there?

      • 315
        Sarah says:

        We’re trying our best to up Wootten Bassett repatriations to 10 a week… 3 or 4′s no good… tweet tweet

      • 318
        Prince Phil says:

        all them fucking twittering Huhnes are paid slitty eyes in China

  31. 80
    Half eyed Mong says:

    Sleaze. It’s the right thing to do.

  32. 89
    Eliot Ness says:

    This will make the ‘Poulson Affair’ look like chicken shit.

  33. 91
    Eliot Ness says:

    We are setting up our office in Glasgow tomorrow. This will become messy.

  34. 93
    thick as thieves says:

    Whats worse than a Labour government, a Conservative one………………………

    • 98
      Growing up is so hard...the state is my breadwinner says:

      Thus does the state itself create the psychological conditions that cause a certain subset of the population to imagine a world in which the state does all, cares for all, and keeps everyone in a permanent state of infantilized dependency. The larger the state, the more it corrupts the mind and the culture.

      One might imagine all of society under socialism as a kind of extended stay at the ever-providing home of mom and dad, where all goods and services are provided by someone else besides themselves. Socialism means never having to leave the nest.

    • 117
      Catosays says:

      How would you know? You’re too young to remember one. Twat!

    • 234
      Madness says:

      What a silly comment.

    • 573
      IainM says:

      Labour Prick!

  35. 94
    QWERTY says:

    Are there any Tories involved? If not the BBC won’t report it.

    • 123
      Cromwell says:

      BBC Scotland will try to minimise this story as much as it can because Purcell is “one of their own” – as is Haughey.

      They are both Roman Catholics of Irish descent, and therefore deemed to be “downtrodden, victimised, oppressed, put-upon” by the nasty, bigoted, Scottish Protestant population – especially those terrible Rangers supporters.

      BBC Scotland is rotten to its sectarian core.

      • 133
        Bob says:

        Where are the Rangers gangs when we need them ???

      • 220
        Anonymous says:

        Does BBC Scotland employ Catholics these days?

        They didn’t used to.

        Must be a new thing.

        There again maybe you’re just a loony.

        • 488
          Big Joe Canoe says:

          You have to be Catholic, Celtic and Labour to get a job with BBC Jokeland, keep up with the times bhoy.

        • 716
          Cromwell says:

          Maybe you’re just an ignorant fenian bastard, doing what all ignorant fenian bastards do in the West of Scotland when they’ve been found out –

          deflect and deny, deflect and deny, and then deflect and deny again.

          It was actually another one of your own, Billy Connolly, who remarked that you couldn’t hear the typewriters at BBC Scotland, for the sound of all the rosary beads banging together.

          You fucking twat.

      • 348
        stilyagi_air_corps says:

        Fair Play, Old Chap, but it’s also an Irish Catholic exposing the story, and this regime, on this very website. And let’s not forger the Son of the Manse… proper Left-Footer he. eh?

  36. 103
    Alistair Watson says:

    On the subject of sleaze has anyone ever analysed how much government money has gone to the Trades Unions and compared it with the amount of money given by the unions to the Labour Party in the last 10 years. It would be a cruel and uncharitable person who would suggest there might be link.

  37. 104
    Bully Brown says:

    If the Scottish press so much as sneeze about this story, I’ll send the boys round.

  38. 116
    slaveheart says:

    How much longer are we going to be in the grip of these medieval tribal fucks?

    • 650
      2Mac says:

      At least until May the 7th it seems unless shitebag brown bottles the election.

      If the good people of England are interested they should google on Labour + Postal Votes.

      They have been practising in Scotland where the number of voters voting by post has increased by over 800% in ghetto areas.

      How many people in unemployment blackspots in the Glasgow and Glenrothes need to vote by post. They are sat at home claiming the dole for fuck sake.

      This will be the dirtiest, corruption filled election in the history of the dis United Kingdom.

      Labour will not go without a dirty fight.

  39. 120
    deliverance says:

    Why do all these Labour twats look like Tom Watson? Are they all fucking related through the banjo clan?

    http://www.mattwardman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/q-photo-tom-watson-mp.jpg

    • 132
      Bob says:

      Little piggies become large sordid pigs over time…(or homos !!)

      • 159
        udderly 'orrible says:

        Seems like an absolutely charming crowd living north of the border.
        Many of them the interbred and interelated kith and kin of a clan headed by the odious, devious, detritus squatting at No 10. Talk about third world rule!
        Five more years?

        • 204
          Duke of Cumberland says:

          And we spent many weeks after the battle of Culloden hunting down survivors, drat we missed some

        • 346
          Anonymous says:

          Seems like an absolutely charming crowd living north of the border.
          Many of them the interbred and interelated kith and kin of a clan headed by the odious, devious, detritus squatting at No 10. Talk about third world rule!
          Five more years

          Your dead right, orrible!

          Unfortunately, I reside there and sincerely believe the Scots (collectively) to be the most timid and insecure nation on the planet! They will apparently put up with ANYTHING-gangsters, corruption etc…. and do SFA about it!
          There are a few of us who have seen through this appalling mess which exists here, but NOT NEARLY ENOUGH to enable anything to be done about it!!

          The longer you folks down south tolerate having these indescribably AWFUL people ruling over you, well…I despair for you!

          I suggest you start emigrating in your droves, just as most of the Scots have done for decades,JUST to get away fom the types I have just described-there will be NO other way out for you!

          • stilyagi_air_corps says:

            There’s nothing like ‘The Digger’ down South (unless you count blogs), though, so credit due to the Jocks – some of them have real bottle.

    • 262
      We cannot be killed says:

      Proppa snorta.

    • 653
      Hugh Dallas says:

      Well in the case of Glasgow Labour, Glasgow Council, Scottish Enterprise they are all related.

      That is the point. They are diverting all the money into their families, friends and assosiciates pockets.

      They are even using the Commonwealth Games to upgrade their local football ground and surrounding area where they all shockingly own flats.

      The the Huhnes have the cheek to say I am biased

  40. 120
    F1 Yawn says:

    Bloody Hell, F1 has achieved the impossible. It is more boring than ever this season. At least when they had to put some petrol in there was some action.

    • 122
      concrete pump says:

      Have to agree.

      It’s rubbish.

      • 135
        Wing Commander says:

        Touring Car and Rally is just as pants as well, there’s more action at our local kart track.

        • 152
          Mr Phil jones CRU. B.A BARACUS,M.E/C.J.D [with hooners] says:

          Yep have to agree!! I think I will stick to Motogp until the tiny bit of T.T. the beeb lets through comes on!.

          • the TT will be cancelled this year. Along with cheese Rolling.

            It is for YOUR protection

          • Let Them Eat Cheese says:

            The banning of the cheese rolling comp is anti-evolutionary.
            If some daft c unt wants to chase a truckle of cheese down a steep hill and break their fucking neck in the process then that is of benefit to the gene pool.
            Natural selection, innit.

          • Labour needs as many idiots as it can find. Hence the ban

        • 182
          Pie n Mash says:

          my estate is quite livly as long as your not epileptic, the flashing blue lights

        • 192
          Crown of Darwen says:

          I found a bit of wet paint on the wall to watch, thank goodness!

    • 172
      Formula Yawn says:

      Does anyone ever watch a full race? I thought everyone just hoped for a pile up on the first corner, then went and did something else after that.

    • 309
      Thrusterbuster says:

      absolutely boring race ..the whole thing is a joke ..more like skelectric

    • 356
      D L George says:

      To Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’

      Dull…
      Dull de dull, dull, dull dull
      de dull dull…
      Dull…
      Dull de dull dull de dull de dull dull…

      It was a strange thing, we love F1, but even we were bored senseless by the fifth lap. Only bit of excitement was in Alfonso’s car overheating behind Vettel.

      Nice to see Hamilton on the podium for the first race.
      All in all, Hamilton, Vettel, Schumy, Alfonso etc should have spelt a bl**dy good season, I’m really worried right now, they need to bring back refuelling.

      • 509
        ShoutsAtTheTV says:

        Simple change of Bridgestone not supplying those overly-durable Tyres / Mandatory minimum 2-pitstop would help fix it.. A bit.. Maybe..

        *shrug*

        • 536
          Stirlings Lift says:

          After three races the grid order should be the reverse of the Championship standings. There would be all sorts of team orders and grudges held for holding up the faster cars, but it would be great entertainment.

  41. 126
    Manly Sarah v Girlie Sam says:

    Where’s Miriam?

  42. 134
    Moggerhanger says:

    GORDON BROWN was visiting a Scottish primary school and he visited one of the classes.
    They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr. Brown if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy’.

    So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a ‘tragedy’.

    A little boy stood up and offered: ‘If ma best freen, wha lives on a fairm, is playin’ in the field an’ a tractor rins ower him and kills him, that wid be a ‘tragedy.’ ‘

    ‘No’, said Gordon – ‘that would be an accident.’

    A little girl raised her hand: ‘If a skale bus kerryin’ fufty children drove ower a cliff, killing a’b'dy inside, that wid be a tragedy’

    ‘I’m afraid not’, explained Gordon – ‘that’s what we would call a ‘great loss” .

    The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Gordon searched the room.
    ‘Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?’

    Finally, at the back of the room, wee Johnny raised his hand…

    In a quiet voice he said:
    ‘If a plane kerryin’ you and Mr. Darlin’ wis struck by a ‘freendly fire’ missile & blawn tae smithereens, that wid be a tragedy.’

    ‘Fantastic!’ exclaimed Gordon. ‘That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?’

    ‘Weel,’ says wee Johnny ‘it his tae be a tragedy, because it certainly widnae be a great loss…..
    and it probably widnae be a f*cking accident
    either!

  43. 139
    Raving Mad says:

    The clocks go forward soon, couple of weeks maybe. I’m going to put mine on two months and live in a world where Brown won’t exist – beautiful

  44. 141
    • 157
      Batty Hatty Harpic says:

      I’m taking bids for a pair of pants I wore last night.

      Any offers?

      I’ve got a hubby to keep.

    • 163
      On message says:

      Nomenklatura

    • 169
      christy says:

      To .243 Win,talking about Phillips reminded me that he and his brother were co authors of a book called Windrush,which dealt with carribeans coming to Britain in the 1940′s.It stated I think that basically wherever you came from you could be classified as British,might be adrift on this but along these lines.
      It also made me wonder were Bliar got the names of these companies that he has set up called Windrush Ventures?.

      • 456
        AC1 says:

        IIRR Windrush is the name of a ship that carried slaves.

        • 671

          Nope – the Windrush was the name of the first ship carrying Carribean immigrants to the UK after the war.

          I guess the Bliars took the shell companies off the shelf of one of Slotgob’s lefty lawyer friends.

    • 181
      Cheese Lover says:

      3 year contract no problem. Just take all the funding away after the election.

      • 194
        Sister Act says:

        I always think harpie is the best thing to have happened to Zanulabour. No man on earth will ever vote for her, save perhaps her husband, who, despite his offensive male gender, has some how managed to secure a safe labour seat. Most women I know regard her as a patronising, shrill, rather silly posh bird who would be lucky to be working as a wimmins studies lecturer at some crummy third rate uni but somehow got lucky and ended up being able to lord it over the rest of us, telling us how to live our lives and what we should do and think. The more of a high profile harpie is given, the less votes labour will get. So, on that basis, please make her labour leader.

        • 349
          Pete A-Ratician says:

          Is Harriet in labour?

          Boy or girl do you think?

          Another weepie for Piers maybe?

    • 185
      Trevor Philips says:

      Lovely Jubbly. That’s hundreds of thousands of quid more of your money going into my bank account. All for telling you stupid white people you’re all racist. And in your own country as well!

      Money for old rope. Oh, and if you’ve got any complaints about racism against white people, I aint interested see, because there’s no such thing.

      Bye mugs.

  45. 164
    Fings Aint Wot They Used to Be says:

    The comments section on order-order really has gone to shit just lately, hasn’t it?
    It used to be the main reason for visiting this place but recently the quality of posts has gone down the toilet.
    Note to all posters: please raise your game.
    If you do not raise your game the consequence will be a hung parliament.

    • 177
      Pie n Mash says:

      its Sunday, take the day off

    • 180
      concrete pump says:

      Go take a flying fuck at a rolling hole, c*nt!

      • 183
        Fings Aint Wot They Used To Be says:

        Thanks for proving my point concrete pump.
        If you were to fuck off and soil someone else’s site, would you be missed by the readers on order-order?
        No.

        • 190
          guess who? says:

          concrete pump, he wants you to say that things have gone downhill since thick as thieves departed (only to reappear in several other guises).

          • Ah, Now Those Were The Days! says:

            But you are quite right GW.
            The comments section was a far, far more amusing and intelligent place to visit when the great thick as thieves used to post here.
            You must be one of his fans too?
            The guy was a fucking genius, innit.

        • 199
          concrete pump says:

          I don’t post on here to try and make friends, Thieves.

          Unlike you, you friendless c*nt.

          • CP Got His Arse Kicked - Again! says:

            If you thought the great TaT came here to make friends you obviously never read any of his posts and are talking on a subject of which you have no knowledge.
            No change there then!
            Thick as thieves came here to win, not to make friends.
            He won and then he left because nobody could beat him.
            He left victorious. Like all great heroes his story ended in self sacrifice.

    • 203
      concrete pump says:

      I’m sure if you dig around your overflowing ashtrays, Thieves, you will find enough roaches to make a spliff.

      Skin up and chill out, you fucking peasant.

      I, on the other hand will be rolling a fatty from the genius of Jack Herer.

      • 376
        CP Got His Arse Kicked - Again! says:

        You see that’s the point CP. You need to import your intelligence from a joint.
        Thick as thieves’ intelligence was genetic.

    • 206
      Anonymous says:

      Like this I found, with names (scroll down)?:
      http://tinyurl.com/ygdr5to

    • 457
      Mr Slater's Parrot says:

      (flapflapflapflap)

      (squirt)

    • 461
      AC1 says:

      I disagree. Since TwAT left the comments section is a lot more profound and readable.

  46. 171
    Moggerhanger says:

    Were is Purcell. Were is Jimmy Hoffa

  47. 174
    Uppence the movie says:

    is this a sign the young are awake to whats going on.
    http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/group.php?gid=361658857143&ref=nf

  48. 178
    caesars wife says:

    Funny that guido , did you notice Marr didnt cover it on the papers review , CW thinks Labour are a bit worried about this one to put it mildly . Benn dynasty could be in for some as well on seperate contract issue .

  49. 186
    the mutha of all parliaments says:

    The BBC are beginning to pick up on the hung parliament paradox, ie, the more it’s mentioned, the more unlikely it will be.

    Always well behind the curve, the coke headed wankers.

    • 189
      The Public aint as stupid as Politicians take them for says:

      The Hung Parliament myth is Labours attempt of speaking things into existence. A form of Magic. Wont work though, those wankers are going to get a new arsehole ripped for them at the Polls come the election.

      • 535
        Gordoom cooks the books says:

        Hung parliament Clegg the pleb says “ok we will keep you in power BUT Cyclops has gotta go”Mandy & Balls-up reply “no porblemo Brown fuck off we call the shots ea” 6 months in Clegg the pleb gets fed up with Balls-up bullying and being a complete thicko and it all falls apart win win me thinks

    • 191
      Trolls Are Dim And Stupid says:

      What are you complaining about FFS?
      If you don’t want a hung parliament then you should be happy they keep mentioning it.
      Stop fucking whingeing you moaning bastard.

      • 196
        the mutha of all parliaments says:

        Who’s moaning? I’m loving it. Any excuse to give the BBC a good kicking.

        Now fuck off tat lite, or whoever the fuck you are.

        • 258
          tat needs a hung parliament or he will lose all credibility says:

          It’s the real tat.

          • Policy of Ambiguity says:

            No comment.
            But I am sure should TaT’s prophecy come true he will return to gloat.
            Of that I have no doubt.
            He was a bit like Jesus when you think about it.

          • AC1 says:

            Tat never had ANY credibility, he’s always wrong.

  50. 188
    Tory And Labour Trolls Call A Truce says:

    Look, we all know deep down that neither of our parties will win an outright majority in the General Election so let’s stop banging our heads against a brick wall and instead go and have a nice lunch and get pissed and take the day off?

    • 202

      Here in Labour we’re heading for a majority of over 500, so I don’t know what you’re talking about. After the election, any remaining horrid Tories will be taken for a walk in the woods, where we’ll, er, point out the error of their ways.

      For now, Gordon strides confidently on, leading the way from the stern, only having to sidestep the occasional coup or three on his road to victory. There can be no more compromises, so if you’re not in Labour’s big tent, you’re probably in the much bigger blue tent on the other side of the field.

      • 216
        mandelpeed says:

        Yes! We need more unelected homosexual kiddy-fiddling jews in power, showing us the way to get rich.

        The jews are right – human children are bastards – they need to be sacrificed to Lucifer so we can have more money.

  51. 197
    IainM says:

    Guido! Dont you get it yet! The Scottish Press and Media isn’t timid – its in Labours back pocket!

    • 328
      Anonymous says:

      Guido! Dont you get it yet! The Scottish Press and Media isn’t timid – its in Labours back pocket!

      Agreed! Guido-get real FFS!!

  52. 205
    Anonymous says:

    Hmm, do Gordon’s outburst stem from a pre existing narcotics addiction?
    We should be told.

    • 208
      Mandy says:

      He is addicted to love (cock) I wont let you down.

    • 260
      bird with small brain says:

      Anyone with frontal lobe damage to their brain may show personality changes, including disinhibited behaviour. How hard was he kicked?

      • 272
        nell says:

        Not hard enough! He’s still with us and and still thinking he’s God’s gift to the electorate. Delusional idiot that he is.

  53. 212
    Brown is Toast says:

    Why is this c*nt Brown taking part in a blatant election stunt courtesy of the BBC. and sitting there bullshitting Brumie Labour voters.
    I wish that just one would get of his arse and punch the f*cker in his good eye.

  54. 217
    Guardian Ads says:

    Gardening Executive wanted for one year contract.
    Includes counting the number of stones in garden, placing them in a row alphabetically and chronolgically. Good rates. Overtime. Training available. Usual public sector leave and pension.
    £250,000

  55. 219
    Anonymous says:

    Why did the BBC ignore the Purcell story on the Andew Marr Paper review this morning, did Mandy flounce in?

  56. 224
    Anonymous says:

    Watching the Politics Show on BBC1 and I’m seeing the one-eyed pscho wriggling like a maggot. Can;t someone in the Liebour party do the country a favour and put this monkey back in a cage, out of sight, somewhere.

    • 231
      Brown is Toast says:

      I really do wish I was there. It would give me the greatest pleasure to throttle the c*nt on live television.

    • 233
      Bernie Madhoff says:

      see jockhoon when he was asked to lose the next election, his fake eye got angry

      • 240
        Brown is Toast says:

        He certainly didn’t like being asked about bottling the election.

        Opening comment: “I wont let you down”
        Slotted in several times: “It’s the right thing to do”

        The gurning c*nt thinks we are all stupid.

      • 242
        Gordon Browns Fake Eye says:

        Bugger, did it show.
        Must practice more
        Must practice more
        Must practice more
        Must practice more

    • 235
      Ha Ha Ha Ha says:

      looks like gordoom has fucked up again, look out advisors.

    • 236
      BBC we never meant to do that says:

      the row standing was a genius move by the BBC glaring down at Gorgon

    • 249
      Curious says:

      wonder why they went to westmister ave in seaforth when there is a westminster road near by

    • 255
      nell says:

      http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5hQsliB1oaKyqQAZ6j_KDi4AQzKgA

      Yes it is wrong to use the wives to try and win votes. cameron should take note. Get the fragrant samantha out of this circus now and keep her out.

      Leave gordon and his unlovely wife exposed as they try and play their lies to the press!

      But I appreciate bullybrown has down it much more and for longer and that cameron has been wrongly influenced by that.

      Interesting about gordon – he says ‘I’ve decided this……I’ve decided that’ – so apparently sarah was told what she was going do and not given a choice or asked whether she thought her children should be brought into the election campaign or kept out of it. gordon says ‘I decided to keep the children out of it.’ No evidence of ‘We’ anywhere in any of his statements!

      Great marriage! Not!!

      • 267
        Magda Gorbals says:

        tweet tweet

      • 277
        Matt Lowe says:

        I’m sure I took her home from Joeanna’s one Pompey night out.

        That was before the op. That,s why I’ve not mentioned it till now.

        Now I’m a fat lorry driver who cares who knows.

        Those were the days. Out drink. Out fight. Out fuck the world and his dog….

        Royal Navy. Defends the freedom of us all.

      • 366
        SamCam says:

        it’s about time I finally came out
        to support call me Dave

  57. 228
    Bernie Madhoff says:

    I could fix the finacial system for you

  58. 239
    Official says:

    Hazel Blurrrrs has done nothing wrong because she is not going to court. Official

  59. 241
    Old Coot says:

    Hazel is hip

  60. 244
    Non Human says:

    Hazel and chips with gravy

    • 246
      Nicolas Sarkozy says:

      I would give her, as you English say a jig-a-jig. She is a little bit shorter than me but hell, they are all the same length when lying down.

      • 266
        nell says:

        According to the no10 drowning street spin & smear merchants (namely bals/whelan and alastairc) sarkozy has taken offence at the fact that cameron and osbourne are taller than him and felt belittled!

        Oh Dear – well I’m sure the EU hating British ( Of which I’m proud to be a part) will really be upset about that!!

        • 269
          EU says:

          we will make gentic laws to put that right

        • 275
          barefootcontessa says:

          George’s ‘orange box’ moment must have got to him! The Editor of Le Monde on Newsnight last week slammed the Tories, seemed to include Sarkozy in his left wing entourage when Sarkozy is actually a right wing politician. Now Bruni’s star is on the wane Sarkozy will be bad tempered with everyone even his pal Mrs. Merkel.

        • 288
          The English Dwarf Throwing National Champion says:

          Where is he? I will toss him back across La Manche The English Channel.

          • The English Dwarf Throwing National Champion says:

            Mind you I would like to toss Carla in another way if you get my drift.

        • 308
          Bernard Tapie says:

          Just stand forward of everyone else at the photographs. It would for François Mitterand.

      • 493
        Student shapeshifter says:

        fuck off shorty

  61. 250
    Anonymous says:

    make sure labour lose the next election expose the corruption that takes place in jockland, there will be jail terms instead of parliamentery terms and a lot less labour MP,s simple !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  62. 251
    Senile Michael Martin says:

    Ordourrrrrr Ordourrrrr in the house

  63. 254
    To Do List says:

    annabel tiffen should part her curtains

  64. 256
    Gordon has lost the plot says:

    If the motherfucker is having a hard time and sweating like Gary Glitter in a playground with these placemen on the politics show how the hell will he survive in the leadership debates?

    He will go fucking mental.

    • 261
      Brown is Toast says:

      They were described as ‘wavering voters’ In fact hey were all wavering Labour voters and he bricked it.

      • 271
        barefootcontessa says:

        He literally winced when the guy said he was an unelected leader, and I saw the hand flinch as he went for the Nokia!

    • 264
      Taggart says:

      I am a bit wee concerned that this story is going to grow as we get nearer the wee GE .The Murdoch press are leaking the story slowly but surely.and could cause wee Gordon some concern.The BBC may discount or ignore t..he story but it will soon be a feature on Sky.Labour need another earthquake to kill the story.Drip Drip Drip Drip Drip.Och the new

      • 327
        Banjo says:

        especially when the body washes up

        • 425
          IainM says:

          Whit boady! Maybe a torso but nothing that you could identify?

          • Big Joe Canoe says:

            Who’s going to run with the story in Jokeland then Taggart ? Pink Purcells bum chums at the Herald and the Evening Times, eh no, the bold BBC Jokeland, eh no, has their Political Correspondent Brian Taylor even acknowledged that Pink Purcell has left the building ? Only The Scotsman/SoS are running with it but they won’t go the distance.

            You might find a wee mention in PE’s Rotten Boroughs, a decent stab at it by The Digger. The Times alas will be the only mainstream media outlet to give this story the coverage it deserves.

            Thank f*&k for the blogosphere.

    • 355
      Uhhhmmmm . . says:

      Shurely shome correctshun needed . . .

      The Gorgon IS (already) mental

    • 416
      Down With Brown! says:

      Gordon says those unemployed have a right to be angry because the recession started with the banks. What about the idiot who was Chancellor between 1997 and 2007 and has been First Lord of the Treasury since 2007? Where does the buck stop?

    • 548
      Gordoom cooks the books says:

      best comment ever nice 1

  65. 265
    Bricktop says:

    Shut it Errol you fucking mug.

  66. 268
    dusty p says:

    I suppose that this “outrage” and “scandal” will go just the same way as the Hollie Greig story. A complete cover up at the highest level, including Mr Plod, arresting people trying to find the truth, the Scottish Law Courts issuing gagging orders, etc etc etc. After all its what NL is very, very well practiced and particularly good at.

    However it’s good to know the all the loyal voters north of the border, who obviously have the collective brains of a single cell amoeba, will still vote for NL.

  67. 270
    Brown is Toast says:

    Glasgow. An election gift for the Tory party. Will they accept it?

    • 333
      Down With Brown! says:

      Glasgow Labour Party twinned with the BBC.

    • 445
      Mad Jock McMad says:

      Nope: there is only one Tory MP in Scotland and after Camerooons back sliding on fiscal powers he is now on a short let.

      Hint: Even the Unionista papers in Scotland can not hide the SNP are up 14% since 2005 and whipped Labour’s butt in the EU elctions – Labour in Scotland are claimed to have a 2% lead over the SNP by Labour’s media pals, yet in seats where their corrupt monkeys have not resigned they are way behind to the SNP.

      So a Tory in Glasgow is like a snowball in hell – no chance.

      But then Cameroons and Brown’s big scheme has been to ignore Scotland’s ruling party and do you know what they are just giving the SNP all the ammunition they seek ………

  68. 276
    Taggart says:

    The bhoys in blue have yet to receive an official complaint but i have a wee feeling in my water that they will get a few from the SNP in the next few days.Och the new

  69. 278
    Not long until Labour gone says:

    Anyone else noticed that Nick Robinsons BBC blog is not linked on their politics page anymore? Seems it was hidden away the day after I got an online survey popup while viewing it, asking my views on his blog.

    Can still be found with google and im guessing its linked ‘somewhere’ on the beebs site still….

    • 335
      Down With Brown! says:

      I got asked what I thought about Nick Robinson’s blog too.

      I told them that I thought the BBC was a left-wing propaganda organisation.

      • 455
        Anonymous says:

        Me to, I also mentioned that it did not escape my notice that Robinson goes awol on days when there are major stories on the agenda involving this incompetent Government. A bit like his Political Master.

  70. 279
    nell says:

    gordon in Stourbridge on this Mother’s Day , asked by mother who lost her son in Afghanistan to a IED ” would you like your son to go out on night patrol without protective equipment?”

    gordon’s answer ” if you think your son’s death needs investigating then write to the MoD”

    gordon doesn’t have a flawed soul – he doesn’t have a soul!!!

    • 282
      keep it up doofball says:

      another day another lost vote

      • 661
        Another Excuse To Use The Word 'Tossflap' says:

        ‘Doofball’ is a great insult.

        But ‘tossflap’ is much better!

    • 283
      fidel says:

      I wonder how much all this ‘free’ pre-election coverage is costing the license fee payer?

    • 563
      Gordoom cooks the books says:

      At one point he actually said “WE LED THE WORLD RECOVERY” priceless he STILL believes this shit the man is CRAZY

      • 640
        Brown's a Tosser says:

        I fell off the sofa when he said we led the world recovery the man has no shame whatsoever. Lying is in the guys DNA he clearly cannot help himself. Can’t wait for the debates on this showing he is ripe for DC and NC to pulverise.

  71. 280
    nell says:

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Afghanistan-Motorcyclists-Ride-Through-Wootton-Bassett-To-Honour-Troops-And-People-Of-The-Town/Article/201003215573525?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_1&lid=ARTICLE_15573525_Afghanistan%3A_Motorcyclists_Ride_Through_Wootton_Bassett_To_Honour_Troops_And_People_Of_The_Town

    15000 bikers/pillion passengers ride through Wootton Basset raising more then £100K for the charity Afghan Heroes.

    Imagine how much more money they could raise if the troughing Lords gave all that money they’ve thieved from the taxpayer to the Afghan Heroes Charity??

    • 284
      . of . Hall says:

      nice one, but did you notice to the side “Madelines mum prays for abducters”. Thicko journos

      • 503
        nell the smell of turnip mash and mcbride says:

        God bless our troops as Dave and Gordon send them into another 5 years of slaughter.
        I love using dead troops as partisan props and so do Gordon and Dave.
        It’s because I have a turnip wher a brain should be.

        5 more years of slaughter whooopee!

        • 556
          nell says:

          Well how like gordon and aintbustinagut!! Lies and Smears and then more Lies!.

          What we need , at the very least, is a government which says that it will properly equip our troops to do what the government is asking of them.

          At the moment the least you can do ( whelan/bals/alastairc) is to listen to the parents of soldiers that have lost their children and who are telling you that those children are dying for want of proper equipment! Did you hear that Mother tonight on Politics Today?

          Will gutlessgordon’s labour listen? I doubt it!

          Why? bliar it is said came to respect the Courageous Armed Forces that he had so criminally exposed to an unjust war. gutlessgordon saw them as bliar’s friend and instictively decided that he would thwart them – never mind that that meant the deaths of many young people! gordon never cared about something like that!!!

          • Christy says:

            Nell,any cretin in my book who is supporting Bliar and this absolute lying apology of a so called yellow backed great leader we have is really a cretin of the highest order.
            The crocodile tears and faked compassion this man indulges in is beyond belief,the man is an absolute disgrace to anything approaching morality and normal standards.
            Is there really no one in the inner circle who even at this late stage could take this misfit to one side and knock some sense into his thick moral compass skull,I suppose though due to the lack of this it shows that this cabinet of wimps and political opportunists are just a bunch of yes men with frankly about as much backbone as an eel.

          • vote for war or war or war says:

            you support Bliars War you are scum
            you keep supporting Browns War you are scum
            you support Daves War you are still scum

            spineless poodles back carnage and bloodshed and don’t take any responsibility for what they are doing
            when the dead troops keep piling up we will remind them
            every,single,day

    • 285
      Baroness Bitch of Fraudsville says:

      Sorry, I must have misplaced my purse in my house in Maidstone, which of course is my main place of residence.

      Anyway, I don’t give a shit about your soldiers, or the rest of you Britishers come to that.

      • 352
        Baroness Udder of Gravy Train says:

        Anyway, – I’ve got an even bigger place back home – this is just my pot boiler.

        And I’m worf it.

        And the system made me do it.

        And like all Lie_Bore clowns, I do what’s expected of me.

        Think for myself – that’s what I do.

        Now get on with sweeping in front of my house. and when you’ve done that, water the plants. Then go and sleep under the hedge until I call you.

    • 295
      Mr Phil jones CRU. B.A BARACUS,M.E/C.J.D [with hooners] says:

      Nice wish i could have gone ! especially since gords shower of *ahem* ! have done everything to destroy the bike trade and stop people riding =
      ‘In its detailed submission of evidence to the Transport Select Committee on the introduction of the new European motorcycle test, the British Motorcyclists Federation say that with fewer people now taking their test than at any time in the past five years, the Driving Standards Agency’s (DSA’s) interpretation and implementation of the test Directive has been a disaster for British motorcycling’
      and this bit=
      ‘ It has been reported that as many as 4000 fewer learners are passing their bike test under the the new test each month. Around 6600 were passing 12 months ago and that number has plummeted to circa 2600 today. To date there have been 18 reported accidents whilst riders were attempting the swerve test – data obtained under the Freedom of Information Act. 16 of these suffered injuries and 7 were taken to hospital!’

      • 553
        albacore says:

        I was discussing this with a friend yesterday. Even the women in his family own Harley-Davidsons.
        He considers that the rider age/engine capacity restrictions and the high cash-cost leading up to taking the driving test on a motorbike were imposed by some grey Eurocrat who was once bitch-slapped by a biker.
        The ultimate intention can be only to reduce the number of bikers to an insignificant few – much like Labour’s plan, unchallenged by the Tories and Liberals, via mass immigration to exterminate the British.

  72. 286
  73. 289
    Criminal Party says:

    The words Labour, Organised Crime, Mob Violence and Treason, all seem to belong in the same sentence these days.

  74. 291
    Lord Jedwood says:

    This is a blog.
    This was a blag
    http://gordon-brown.blogspot.com/

    • 294
      larfs says:

      ha ha someone threatened to whack Gorgon him and he never posted again.

      • 395
        A Troll says:

        I’m going to troll the fuck out of that blog, thank you sir, I am prepared to be given concrete boots and never be seen again for my defiance.

    • 630
      Moley says:

      Quote

      We in government, recognise the real challenges we all face.

      Take the issue of MP’s expenses which I sure-footedly navigated the government through. It has caused consternation and dismay with the electorate that rather than working as hard as we possibly could to deliver social justice and a level playing field for all, we were sometimes wasting vital time with oak beams.

      Precious time we as MPs should have spent on delivering ID cards and the ID database, more CCTV, new rubbish taxes, DNA retention, more terror laws and more sex education for five year olds.

  75. 300
    Watt Tyler says:

    (2010) New Labour Cllr. Frank McGrath -DRUG TRAFFICKER AND MONEY LAUNDERER: http://eotp.wordpress.com/2010/03/04/2010-new-labour-cllr-frank-mcgrath-drug-trafficker-and-money-launderer/

    Please get rid of the party at the next election.

  76. 301
    My left foot says:

    .L+h¥#_¶¥##&$€’(¥££££££££££££££££££££¥

  77. 305
    Albert says:

    There are 646 lamposts around the HOC,what a useful coincidence

  78. 310
    Hang The Bastards says:

    GORDON IS A MORON

    Campaign to get this to number 1 for May 6th – do you all remember the song.

    http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/group.php?gid=10669047740&ref=mf

  79. 312
    JL says:

    What a complete and utter disaster Gordon Brown was when he was questioned by members of the public on the Politics Show with Jon Sopel earlier today. It really was car crash TV for the appalling Brown.

    It’s a must see when it appears on BBC Iplayer later.

    • 319
      Bugger (the Panda) says:

      Can you record and post on You Tube?

      iPlayer does not work outside the UK and my Proxy server is in Switzerland as well.

      • 336
        Banjo says:

        you can upload directly from a camera to you tube.facebook allows mobile footage via MMS

      • 339
        Down With Brown! says:

        Not on Youtube yet but this is..

      • 398
        • 407
          Down With Brown! says:

          Brown beyond shite on the Politics Show. His blood will be on the walls in the TV debates.

          • Mad as hell and won't take it any more says:

            Started to watch but had to stop – I wanted to stamp on his head and put us all out of his misery.

        • 617
          Christy says:

          to 395 Gordon,just watched Gorbust for only a few minutes with sopel had to turn it of,pass me the sick bucket,this cretin is so far up his own arse it is painful to watch.
          He is so much out of touch with the reality of what normal people are thinking about which just demonstrates to me that he is seriously deranged.
          He goes on about green technology and the millions of jobs it will create,and electric transport,just were does he think the energy for this comes from?,even if its viable,tilting at windmills is an engineering joke.
          To me this revolting man is just a mouth spouting garbage morning noon and night to try to keep himself in power with his mad marxist/eussr pals,he will go down in history him and his enemy Bliar as the most destructive politicians in british history.
          I wont tell you what I wish for the pair of them and all the traitors who supported them.

          • Brown's a Tosser says:

            These new technologies he talks about have been around for years and now all of a sudden he thinks they are going to produce hundred of thousands of new jobs – dream on Mr Brown. He really is mad you know. Surely there are not too many people out there that believe this drivel. In every case where a question was asked I got the distinct feeling he wanted to be somewhere else. He was unsure of everything and always brought out the old mantras which are now so predictable and becoming tedious. These widely and often used slogans will soon turn against NuLabour and show just how shallow they have become. Its the WRONG thing to do!

          • Susie says:

            Quite so Christy. My husband’s a Cambridge trained engineer. I’ll give you a short CV of his career: left the country in the mid ’70s as his first job designing weapons guidance systems folded due to government cuts/3 day week/total chaos, worked in Soweto putting sound systems into the shebeens for 4 years, back to Britain where he founded and ran 4 electric mail/early internet companies, sold them all 10 years ago and hasn’t worked since. There are no jobs, not even for someone at the top of his game.

            As a trained and experienced engineer he’s been saying for the last 6 years where’s the actual power generating capacity going to come from? The low carbon answer of course is nuclear — the only way. What have we done? Sold them to EDF (Energie de France where Brown’s brother works) for a pittance.

            Treachery.

  80. 317
    Jack Straw says:

    Hands up all those that think I’m a kinda straight sort of guy?

  81. 324
    dusty p says:

    OT. The British tank building industry is under threat after the Treasury decided its next generation of armoured vehicles will be made abroad.

    GB says “Ho hum, what next brit company can I destroy before I get a right royal kicking at the GE”.

    • 354
      Banjo says:

      Could be worse the fucking landrovers are shit

    • 377
      Snotgobbling idiot says:

      Scorched earth policy. It is the right thing to do.

    • 381
      Anonymous says:

      British jobs for British workers, let’s source all our kit abroad and save evryones jobs but the Brits, great plan…..not. Drove past a motorway police compound today, 6 motorway police cars lined up (not asking why they were not on the motorway of course!) , BMW’s and Volvos, I reckon £300K worth, more imports and cost to the public purse, well done labour, our industry is dead so we can only buy from aboard, another fine mess!

      • 389

        I prefer the BMW 5 series to the Rover 820, mainly because the latter was a crock. Well done the filth for buying the kit for reasons of quality rather than thinly disguised nationalism.

    • 392
    • 508
      Mr Lo says:

      If the yanks expand what they’re doing to Toyota the army will be driving Abrams, come to think of it they would probably feel a lot safer in them.

  82. 357

    I would like to add my voice to that of Pope Benedict and ask this simple question: Why can’t these fucking fucks repent?
    Do we Bishops have to start getting heavy again? I’m happy to deck a few MPs, and send the jerks to Hell if needs must.
    But Jesus H, why can’t the fucks just start praying and repenting? Like in the good old days

  83. 364
    Cynthia Payne says:

    modded again.are you a total teabag

  84. 367
    nothing changes says:

    same old sub daily mail wank

    • 371
      Taggart says:

      Post mortem on Purcells wee bumb chum Mr D,Anus Mckinlay should be available this week.Just hope for Purcells sake they dont find any traces of Glasgow marcing powder or man juice in him.Och the new

      • 378
        Gideon and Dave's marching powder says:

        that’s jolly interesting *sniiiiiiff* isn’t it Dave ?

        Rather *sniiiiiiiff* George old fruit. All this man juice talk made me remember we have a shadow cabniet meeting later. Bullingdon blinders ahoy!

      • 384
        The Haughey Bros says:

        Taggart is Labour filth.The dead will haunt them.

        • 394
          Taggart says:

          The wee laddie D,Anus Mckinlay will be haunting the ring wrecker purcell to his dying day.His poor wee cheeks .Och the new

      • 396
        Igor says:

        or polonium

  85. 368
    G Brown aged 14 says:

    I have a dream. i have looked over Hadrians wall and seeeeeen the promised land. You may not get there with me but i want you to know tonight, we as jock scum, will get there.

    • 439
      Tears for Piers says:

      Take some history/geography lessons. Hadrians Wall does not separate England and Jockland.

      • 452
        Anonymous says:

        There are more Labour voters in Englandshire than up here. FACT !!!

        • 459

          About eight times the size, that;s why.

          • AC1 says:

            It’s seems the scotch have no maths skills either.

          • Anonymous says:

            Its not Maths, its Arithmetic you stupid fucker, and Yes I know you are 8 times the size thats why you have 8 times the problem or have you still to work that out yet !!! Jesus those English mongs have no idea they are being worked from within !!!! Externalise the problem, yeah thats right, thats what the Nazis did !!!!!

          • AC1 says:

            If you want to play pedant then the word we are both looking for is “fractions”.

            I will also amusingly point to the “Godwins’ law” verification in your post.

      • 500
        G Brown aged 14 says:

        @Tears for Piers.

        Those Romans knew where to draw the line.

      • 701
        expat in exile says:

        The BBC TV World mouthpiece, commenting on the news item on Sunday evening about the beacons running along the length of Hadrian’s Wall, described its location as being in “North Britain”. When did they move it?

  86. 374
    Nanziboy Nicky and his Comedy Fascists says:

    In an attempt to head off continuing mockery about Griffin’s bisexual past, and in particular Griffin’s failure to sue his former lover Martin Webster, deputy to Tyndall in the 1970s NF, and The Sunday Times and Searchlight who reported the relationship, Lecomber has repeatedly posted messages on a B&P Internet discussion board turning attention onto Tyndall. In deeply homophobic terms, Lecomber questions why Tyndall failed to oust his former deputy when he obviously knew of his gay relationship.

    • 399
      Dog says:

      Uaf uaf

    • 424
      Anonymous says:

      Want to defeat the B&P, start actually listening to people for once.

      Want to rule without consent, you take the consequences.

      The British establishment and its sycophant media are the ones entirely responsible for their rise, no one else.

  87. 383
    The_Otis_Man says:

    Dave Cam and Nick Clegg decide to play a trick on Gordon Brown. They want to prove he is delusional, and they secretly arrange with the lift-man to hold the lift that he enters closed motionless for one whole minute.
    Their plan works a treat. Gordon gets into lift. Nothing happens. Gordo tries to open the lift door by pressing all the buttons; gets in a right old rage; starts to shout and kick; throws his mobile at the controls etc. Then finally the doors open.
    The first thing he sees is David Cameron. “Wha?… Gordon stammers”. “Today is June 1 2010 and I am your prime minister” says David with effusive charm. “You look perplexed Gordon Can I help you?”
    “But a’m still PM – na you!”, he protests. “Not since May 9 my dear Gordon!” answers Dave.
    “Right!!” says Gordon at length with resolution. “I’m going to step right back into that lift and when I come out the horrid vision of you will be gone – an I’ll be the PM rightfully again!! He steps back into the lift…. and guess what…….. the same thing happens!
    He gets stuck for a whole minute, but this time Gordon keeps his composure and just hits the buttons with his very dented phone. After a minute the doors swing open. The figure of Dave has disappeared to Gordon’s relief…. but lo and behold… he is confronted with an even more terrifying image. There stands Nicky Clegg smirking in his crisp suit. “Na dunna tell me – Yu’re the new PM! Am ah right”?
    “Spot on”!! Replies Nifty Nick Cleggie. How on earth could you have forgotten in such a short time my famous victory over you. Are you sure you’re OK?”
    Am ah Fook! Replies Gordon angrily. I’m gonna ge’ back ‘to tha luft and when ah cam out you’ll be gan and a’ll be back to PM again, where I rightfully belong!!!
    Gordon gets in the lift again. The doors swish shut. He counts a minute without touching a single button (seems even morons can learn eventually).
    After the doors slide open yet again he is relieved to see neither Dave or Clegg.
    But to his horror he sees the smirking face of Peter Mandelson. Gordon automatically thinks the worst. “Oh Lord – Fuck me!!, he exclaims.
    “How Delightful!”, replies Lord Dracula “Do you know I’ve been waiting fifteen years for you to ask me that!!

  88. 385
    angelnstar says:

    David Cameron must have lost his famous tact call Sarko a dwarf! That went down like a lead balloon.

    But Gordon and Sarko getting all kissy kissy is about as convincing as Tom Selleck and Kevin Kline snogging in “In And Out”!!!

    http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/03/13/when-gordon-met-sarko/

    When Sarko asked Carla about the alleged affair, going out without bra and panties was hardly reassuring…..

    No, it’s not the latest episode of Desperate Housewifes, just another day in politics.

    • 390
      Marrxist says:

      Sarkozy isn’t a dwarf,Gordon Brown isn’t mentally ill,and I’m a good father and journalist.

      • 420
        nell says:

        Let’s be honest – sarkozy is a mental dwarf ( we won’t make aspersions about his physical height as many good things come in little packages), battybrown is nuttier than a fruitcake and marr is not a journalist he’s a labour propagandist with some similarities to comical ali (except comical ali was more amusing)!

        • 497
          Fuck you EU says:

          Battyboyosborne and battyboycameron take it up the batty too.

          Mental dwarf would be wanting out of europe yet still being so hilariously stupid as to vote for somone who will never even give you a referndum on europe never mind take you out of europe.

          • nell says:

            It would be ideal to think our government would take us out of europe. I’m realistic enough to accept that isn’t going to happen. Mrs T accepted that too.

            But this labour trash has surrendered too much to the Eu and we need a government that will fight to get back subsidies and stop the EU encroaching any further.

            Is labour going to do that? Of course not because too many of them, including the useless Ashton, are making loadsamoney from it!!!!

          • Brussels Louts says:

            It was the Tories who took us into the Common Market in 1972.It was Thatcher who took us into the Single European Act in 1987.

          • Fuck you EU says:

            Is Cameron going to pull out ? NO.

  89. 402
    Dark Lord says:

    Nell I feel for you. My real name – Les.

    • 404
      nell says:

      I’m pleased your real name’s Les. Is that supposed to mean something?

      • 417
        Anonymous says:

        don’t worry nell we’re laughing at you not with you

        • 422
          nell says:

          Well dearest damian- I find that comforting.

          You go and laugh with gutlessgordon whilst we wait for him to pluck up the courage and call an election. The rest of us may yet have the last laugh!

  90. 403
    nell says:

    http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/politics/top-donor-i-m-no-friend-of-purcell-s-1.1013142

    haughey says purcell was never my friend, I hardly knew him… ho hum… and he’s not staying in my florida mansion, that glasgow city council has helped to pay for.

    you have to admit that scottish labour , of which we have too much in England, looks very much like the chicago m++afia of the the 1930′s.

  91. 408
    Dark Lord says:

    Sorry Nell mis read your post – thought it was your brother but I am with your message.

  92. 409
    Down With Brown! says:

    Gordo can’t save your job, but he believes he can create some in ten years time through low carbon and high speed rail.

  93. 415
    Killykrankey of Aouwld Bayleyole says:

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  94. 418
    Dark Lord says:

    Now let’s get down to business – the polis should investigate the stink in Glasgow. I suspect they won’t because it will be too close to home. I believe that if the Scots want their independence so cast them adrift but for once I do see the SNP as an instrument to sort out the corruption (let’s hope)

  95. 423
    Down With Brown! says:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00rhd0f/The_Politics_Show_London_14_03_2010/

    How shite is our Prime Minister? Total tosser!

    • 431
      Angry at Brown says:

      what did you have to put that on for?

      • 436
        Down With Brown! says:

        Very funny! Click on at 23:00 the psychologist talks about seeing people with severe mental health problems and then she looks right at McMental. Classic!

        • 448
          Hey Nonny Nonny says:

          Gordon is as Gordon does.

        • 682
          Susie says:

          And he couldn’t look her in the eye once… god knows what mental turmoil he must have been feeling.

          She, on the other hand, sees nutters like McMental everyday — hopefully she’ll include him in one of her case studies.

    • 437
      nell says:

      Question for brown – labour has had 13 years to improve the NHS, improve education, grow the economy, clean up politics and stop the troughing in westminster, improve policing and reduce crime, protect our pensions, protect the economy, grow jobs and reduce unemployment, equip our military so that when our young troops have to fight they have the best equipment available –

      So. Why. Haven’t. You?!!

    • 649
      Brown's a Tosser says:

      You got that right!

  96. 427
    Taggart says:

    A wee birdy has told me that freelance snappers have been hired in Florida to see if Mr Haughey is being honest with us.Keep your wee head down stevie.Och the new.Drip Drip Drip Drip

    • 683
      Susie says:

      Hope he doesn’t get eaten by a ‘gator or something. Alligator attacks are getting fairly commonplace in FLA I hear.

  97. 428
    David Cameron says:

    Hello,Good Evening and Welcome

    I recently entered an Erection Contest.

    I got to the semi-finals.

  98. 430
    Down With Brown! says:

    Brown was lying again on the Politics Show. He said that the deficit only exists because of the recession. I seem to remember we had a budget deficit before we had negative growth.

    • 434
      Agent 99 says:

      we did

      this recession allowed Gordon to bury a bad situation with an even worse one. In a way he got lucky by allowing that to be hidden but then he made things worse and failed to save for a rainy day.

      The man has singlehandedly b@nkrupt*d the country in 13 years. He is the Nick Leeson of the political world you might say.

      • 440
        Gorgon, the economically illiterate moron, who fucked Prudence to death says:

        It was the Right Thing To Do.

      • 442
        Down With Brown! says:

        Nick Leeson brought down a bank, McDoom has fucked up an entire country.

        Easy question for Cameron on Wednesday “The PM said on Sunday that we only have a deficit because of the recession that he claimed again started with the banks in America. In fact the figure showed deficit at….long before we started the longest period of negative growth in our history. Would the Prime Minister care to admit to the House to lying on Sunday or to his total imcompetence at running up such a massive deficit?”

  99. 443
    Taggart says:

    Keep up the good work my fellow labour footsoldiers.We are going to have to work a wee bit harder on the stevie purcell problem.A wee group of our scots hacks are starting to ask searching questions.and we dont want the truth to get out so you take the high road and………………Och the new

    • 453
      Anonymous says:

      Dear Taggart WTF is this expression “och the new” which you end all your posts with ? It makes no fucking sense man. Are you trying to quaote that tired old stereotype “och aye the noo” but are to fucking thick to get it right ???

    • 463
      Anonymous says:

      “Foot Soldiers” !!! Dont you mean “Toot Soldiers ” ???

  100. 450
    Down With Brown! says:

    Brown’s lack of empathy when hearing about people suffering over the recession, NHS problems and Afghanistan show what a callous bastard he is/. He cries for himself but doesn’t give a shit.

    Cameron can win kudous in two weeks time but showing some sympathy. Time to copy Clinton’s “Tell me how it has affected you again?” moment.

    • 466

      Clinton was (?is?) one of the C20th best orators.

    • 471
      Anonymous says:

      Clinton essentially gave the same answer as Bush BUT did it with empathy or at least appeared to have empathy.

      Brown is a robotic Politician and has no fucking chance of appearing empathetic. Hell, not that long ago he was completely thrown when an interviewer went off script and asked him what his favourite biscuit was.

      Threw the bugger completely. Any half decent human being would have made some witty remark about Jaffa cakes like are they cakes or biscuits sort of thing but Not Brown. Nope no way Hosae.

      Then, just to compound things, the arseholes in The PM’s office later tried to rectify this by putting out a press statement “Clarifying” The PM’s position on biscuits. I kid you not !

      What a shower of wankers !!!!!!

  101. 460
    Down With Brown! says:

    Brown doesn’t give a damn about ordinary people. The Labour party is an organisation of self-serving, self-pitying luviees filling their boots with our hard-earned money.

  102. 464
    Down With Brown! says:

    Gordon claims that we have come through the recession. Has he seen hoe high borrowing is? Does he realise that public spending is the only part of the economy that is growing? What does he say to the 2.5 million people still without jobs?

    The man is totally deluded and mad.

    • 465
      Down With Brown! says:

      He claims we have half the unemployment of the last recession. To quote Cherie Blair “THAT’S A LIE!”

    • 469
      Gordon Mr 10% Brown says:

      We will be moving in to low carbon manufacturing, that will be good won’t it?

    • 472
      DC - nob joke or knob joke? says:

      So true – Gordon and Dave are as alike as tweedledum and tweedledumber.

  103. 467
    Down With Brown! says:

    Less than two months to go! Please everyone remember to get rid of Brown on May 6th.

  104. 473
    caesars wife says:

    Ruins meet the people just confirmed for me , told woman with dead son to wite to him over equipment, said American was halving its deficet in 4 yrs (news to me) ,said it all started in America and tried to cover up it was on his watch as chancellor that UK banking system unwound ! fits compulsive liar for me . never answered one question straight .

    I take it then that Osbourne has now realised he is shadow chancellor then and not election co ordinator job share . Ruin says its Alisairs budget , yeah right .

    Lib dems had ago at framing themselves as the new party of shopping malls and two for one offers of global tourist goods . Bit sneaky ruin riding a peoples QT on the back of it , or in it , or with it or whatever it was he was trying on.

    • 549
      barefootcontessa says:

      Ruin is a disaster area. He’s wrecked the country, and now he has the cheek to try and get himself elected! He’s on a hiding to nothing.

  105. 474
    The Haughey Bros says:

    The Jonah Curse doth flourish.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8566696.stm

  106. 477
    ALAN TITCHMARSH says:

    WHY WASN’T THIS ADVERTISTED………….DID FAWKES EVEN KNOW???

    Brown first debate with voters……LOL……..Cameron is going to destory him!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00rhd0f/The_Politics_Show_London_14_03_2010/

    • 482
      DC - nob joke or knob joke? says:

      Dopey Dave may even destroy him. My personal dream is that they bore each other to death.

      • 486
        Ken says:

        Brown lies, lies, and lies again to try to save his sordid career: the only thing that really matters to him. What an appalling performance.

        • 544
          Borg Drone Won says:

          Gordon Brown’s knapsack is strapped upon his back!
          Gordon Brown’s knapsack is strapped upon his back!
          Gordon Brown’s knapsack is strapped upon his back!
          His lies go marching on

          • barefootcontessa says:

            He suffers from verbal diarrhoea of the lying kind. I hate him so much it’s making me ill!

      • 489
        Taggart says:

        Aye laddie.It seems purcell “bored” young D.Anus Mckinlay to death His poor cheeks looked looked like a farmers furrow.Och the new

  107. 483
    lol says:

    You have got to watch today’s Politics Show where Brown thoroughly disgraced himself live on air:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00rhd0f/The_Politics_Show_London_14_03_2010/

    • 487
      VC says:

      Most of the audience were clearly disgusted with Brown. He truly is a most repulsive creature.

      • 684
        Susie says:

        This was in a Labour marginal seat where Conservatives and Labour are supposed to be level in the YouGov polls — yeah right.

  108. 484
    Anonymous says:

    Question is who in the treasury has recommended the ASCOD for the British Army?

    • 505
      nell says:

      Austrian Spanish vehicles etc – that’ll be gordon. No doubt that’s why he was creaming foul-mouthed obscenities at baroness ashton recently.

      He wanted to make sure that she was on message for ordering EU spanish vehicles for our lads – never mind that they’re not any good and not produced by our manufacturing industry- he’s intent on securing himself an EU job after the next election if he fails to win the PM’s job here and this is one way to do it!

      • 512
        Turnip Taliban says:

        Dave will have indestructible vehicles sent out immediately and there will be no more dead troops ever.

        • 527
          Snatch wagon (climb aboard nell) says:

          Dave’s hug a Helmand hoodie is bound to win hearts and minds.

        • 597
          nell says:

          Wow!Whelan/bals (the mouthpiece of the beloved leader) – we have to love you – you are so uncaring of the troops bliar and then gutlessgordon committed to the hellholes of Iraq and Afghanistan without proper equipment!

          cameron has not put troops out there because he is not in power – we hope when he wins the next election that he will ensure the troops, at least, have the maximum amount of equipment they need to survive as best they can.

          Big Lie of the day – gordon says he’s given our lads and lasses everything they need to survive on the battlefield. Why then are they dying for lack of body armour, armoured vehicles, protection against IED’s, helicopters, medical staff, medivac vehicles? NHS support when they get home — need I go on?…….

          BIG question is — WHY hasn’t gordon, who has been in charge of expenses for the last 13 years ensured that the troops have everything that they need? Why is he only now ordering replacements to snatch landrovers
          ( and then only 200 rather than the 400 that is needed ) ? Why is he only now saying he’ll do everything he can? Why didn’t he do everything possible for our troops when bliar declared war .

          Why wait all these years before saying he’s going to try and do something to help?!!!!

          • Turnip Taliban says:

            Tunip-brain loves to campaign on the back of dead troops.

            Sadly she’s too fucking stupid to vote for anyone other than the War Parties because she’s a filthy hypocrite.
            Dave supports the war same as Brown and you support Dave.
            You are a warmonger.

            ‘God Bless you dead troops and I will be voting to make sure you are in the bloodbath for another five years.’

            Disgusting bloodthirsty old bat.

          • General Patton says:

            War is hell, nell.

          • Jeb says:

            Nell must think Cameron will get the health and safety people out and stop all these troublesome deaths.

          • nell says:

            Well whelan – of Unite – with your £millions given TO YOU by this labour government from the Taxpayer and then given BY YOU to labour party’s failing coffers, as gutlessgordon systematically starves our troops of funds.

            Oh Yes!! Filthy hypocrite indeed aren’t you?!!!

          • Turnip Taliban says:

            The dotty old bat has stuffed Turnips in her ears again.

            “Dave supports the war same as Brown and you support Dave.”

            That means fuck Dave fuck Brown and fuck their bloodthirsty poodles like you.

          • Susie says:

            Nell google Rory Stewart (who is a prospective Conservative MP and has walked the length of Afghanistan with his dog)… he was starting to say some very interesting things about the way a Conservative government would fight the war on QT a few weeks ago — until Dimblewit shut him up.

  109. 485
    DC - nob joke or knob joke? says:

    OT – but has anyone else noticed the resemblance between the ludicrous Lord Adonis and a certain meerkat named Alexander Orlov.

  110. 491
    nell says:

    http://www.paltelegraph.com/columnists/peter-eyre/4403-the-deeply-upsetting-story-of-hollie-greig

    As ever the international press is covering it whilst our national press is cowering the ditch!

    • 543
      barefootcontessa says:

      Well done Nell, for helping to open up this dreadful story. Let there be light!

    • 674
      Call me Infidel says:

      The fact that some piss pot, middle east rag has covered the story is hardly a ringing endorsement of the stories veracity. Maybe the UK papers aren’t covering it because its a load of bollocks? Just a thought.

  111. 496
    Harry Hill says:

    It’s Hodge v Griffin in Barking, but who is the best?

    There’s only one way to find out:

    FIGHT!!!!

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/mar/13/nick-griffin-margaret-hodge-barking-dagenham

    • 501
      ZZZZZZZZZ says:

      I didn’t realise Margaret Hodge’s maiden name was Oppenheimer. I thought it was Hoxha after her dad, Enver.

    • 529
      nell says:

      nick winning in dagenham and esther in luton north now that would be provoking.

      I have no doubts that labour, as we know it, is dying, but it might not be a quick death – there is undoubtedly a bloody fight for the labour leadership coming after the next election and then a painful descent for them into the slough of despond.

      For those of us interested in political history in the making – it’s an interesting time.

  112. 498
    Mitch says:

    I watched the monocular mental patient on tv ….wow!! he is truly shit without a script.I could have ripped him to pieces .
    Why oh fukin why do people throw huge pointless questions at him allowing him to go all tractor stats ?? Why not just ask “Gordon are you taking any medication for a mental illness ?” or ” have you ever had homosexual intercourse?” and ” why are you so fucking stupid?”

    • 514
      Griff Nickin says:

      Or, “You’re talking shite, please talk out of your mouth for a change”!

      • 565
        barefootcontessa says:

        He’s truly awful. Mandelslime must be despairing after his performance on Sopel’s show. Good.

  113. 499
    JL says:

    There was a classic Brown interview exchange in his face the voters session on the Politics Show today:

    Q: Would you accept the criticism that came from your home secretary on this issue, that maybe you’ve been a little kind of, eye taken off the ball? I think we have cruised a bit on this because we were tackling issues like counter-terrorism. We let the focus slip.

    BROWN: He said that some time ago I think and I think it’s quite –

    Q: October 2009.

    BROWN: Yes.

    Q: So six months ago.

    BROWN: We’ve taken, we’ve taken action to improve neighbourhood policing over these last few months, to introduce a victims’ commissioner, to make sure that anti-social behaviour is being dealt with with new rights. If you do not get –

    Q: Is he right, is he right? Did you let the focus slip?

    BROWN: No, I didn’t.

    Q: Well did the government?

    BROWN: I didn’t.

    Q: Well Alan Johnson is saying the government did.

    BROWN: I didn’t.

    http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5841278/for-brown-its-never-his-fault.thtml

  114. 506
    Conservative lead falls to two-year low in new poll says:

    David Cameron has suffered a fresh blow with a new opinion poll showing the Tory lead over Labour falling to a two-year low and suggesting the party will fall well short of winning an outright majority at the general election.

    In the full interview Mr Cameron deals head-on with his privileged background, a weapon used against him by Labour. “Look, for a long time, you know, your full name is the old Etonian David Cameron,” he says.

    “And I totally accept that in the eyes of many people that is, you know, that is very posh, very privileged upbringing. Look, if the next election is about, you know, ‘let’s not have a posh Prime Minister,’ I mean, I’m not going to win it.”

    If the ICM poll were repeated at the election, widely expected on 6 May, and with a uniform national swing, the Tories would be the largest party in the House of Commons but still 30 seats short of an overall majority.

    • 521
      Taggart says:

      Wee Gordon won a lot of support today with that great display on the politics show.The audience just loved him.The polls dont lie.Och the new

    • 522
      Flit gun says:

      Labour lice and Conservative cockroaches have one hell of a shock coming to them on election night.

      • 540
        Taggart says:

        Wee problem for us labour supporters is we can slag off the tory scum but the people know we have been in power for 13 years with a massive majority .Im a wee bit affraid the shock may be ours.We can still kick Gordon out and put the postman in to cut our losses.Och the new

    • 555
      Mc Taggart says:

      link

    • 560
      1992 says:

      Oh, I see your ignoring the Angus Reid poll that had the Tories 13% ahead just a few days ago. Must have been something Gordon said to make so many people have an overnight conversion.

    • 567
      barefootcontessa says:

      Let’s hope we get some class in the top jobs, for a change.

    • 575
      barefootcontessa says:

      Peter Kelner (married to Baroness Ashton) runs you gov – say no more!

      • 583
        FAIL! says:

        Gordon Brown’s four-letter rant at Baroness Ashton for ‘letting UK down’

        Gordon Brown hurled a torrent of abuse at EU Foreign Minister Baroness Ashton in a row over the way she is doing her job, it was disclosed last night.
        The Prime Minister swore repeatedly at the Baroness over the telephone, leaving her shaken, according to well-placed sources.
        Details of Mr Brown’s latest bullying outburst prompted claims that Baroness Ashton, 53, is losing the confidence of her own Government, as well as Brussels. According to one source, he accused her of ‘letting Britain down’.

        Criticism of her conduct erupted into the open after she failed to visit Haiti in the immediate aftermath of the earthquake there

        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1257793/Gordon-Brown-s-letter-rant-Baroness-Ashton-letting-UK-down.html

    • 576
      Awwww... the widdle twolls are all upset says:

      lot of torytrolls whining because the public clearly knows Dave is shit as Brown

      makes a change for them to be pissing and moaning about a poll that isn’t YouGov

      LoL!

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  116. 511
    • 656
      Ship of socialist fools says:

      Proof positive…..light touch, innovative London part of the scam….but boy did it gush the cash for the now failed socialist experiment.

      Brown has failed so badly it is almost funny (if it weren’t for the unfolding misery for England).

  117. 516
    martin day says:

    just watching brown on iplayer………

    money for training being cut back 21%…..
    gb: “er/er/er/ invest/er/”

    why are there so many people with literacy problems?
    who has been in charje ov ejuukayshun 4 firteen yeers then?

    i cannot watch any more.he just talks down to everyone.
    yet he knows nothing. prick.

    he wouldn’t last a day in a burger joint!

  118. 518
    martin day says:

    rbs………started in jockland

    hbos.started in jockland and labour land…….

    fsa.started in mental creeps brain cell……..

  119. 525
    grdnon brwon compulsive liar says:

    oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa

    “govt. are just getting round waiting lists by fiddling the books”!!!!!!

  120. 528
    grdnon brwon compulsive liar says:

    nhs……….”tired,shattered,demoralized,exhausted”………….

    good thing we have all had to pay more N.I for the last 5 years……..

    • 542
      nell says:

      If he gets in again – you’ll have to pay even more NIC, VAT on food and children’s clothes and a £10,000 death tax…………..

      But mind you he’s making an election pledge that he won’t increase any taxes which are currently in place!!

      Read my lips!…………………..

      • 558
        Mc Taggart says:

        Death tax. Dear Mr Corpse You owe us £10,000.so hows that work.

        • 578
          D L George says:

          Simple.
          HMGov. Explanatory document (hmgoc.doc.18234C)
          Death Tax…

          —————————————————————–
          1) A very close and much loved relative dies.
          2) At your lowest ebb, McDoom sends you an unaffordable £10,000 tax bill.
          3) You vow on McDooms untimely death.
          —————————————————————–

        • 581
          Anonymous says:

          Piles of spectacles. Recycled hair. Stacks of suitcases containing all their owners worldly goods.
          We’ve seen it all before.

  121. 533
  122. 534
    arthur says:

    i think ghido should headline this d notice.

    • 571
      nell says:

      There’s more to come over the next days and weeks. You must bear in mind that the scottish labour party have a real mafia headlock on the unions, media and justice system in scotland.

      It is going to take a lot of pressure to get to truth and decency because labour does ot understand those two principles!!!

      • 580
        barefootcontessa says:

        Up with the SNP.

        • 589
          Pensky says:

          who are the one’s investigating both this and the Uddin scandal
          somebody has to be the opposition and it sure ain’t dr*ppy dave

        • 622
          nell says:

          well it better be someone other then gutlessgordon because he’s doing everything he can to shove it under the rug!!!

  123. 537
    Maladroit Labour Chump says:

    ‘I will not let you drown, I am trying to do the right thing’……..

    This is a soundbite frenzy

  124. 557
    Martin Day says:

    The real David Cameron….what a shit he is

    David Cameron’s rightwing ‘allies’ march in Riga to commemorate the SSRow over SS veterans’ parade in Latvia puts the spotlight on Tory links to eastern Europe’s far right Nazi sympathisers

    • 566
      Taggart says:

      What a great piece .Keep up the good work laddie and keep pervy purcell protected.Hopefully he wont be mentioned again.Och the new

      • 602
        Martin Day says:

        How about a little less sarcasm and a bit more respect for your political and more knowledgeable superiors. I’ll forgive your rude insolence on this occasion.

    • 659
      Facts are not strong points with the Left says:

      The International War Crimes Tribunal in Nuremberg did not charge the Latvian Legion with crimes associated with the Holocaust.

      1 billion Muslims would dearly like to put Blair and Bush in front of a war crimes tribunal.

      Might yet happen. Who knows?

      • 695
        WMD says:

        almost almost four in 10 of the British people believe that Blair should face a war crimes trial over the 2003 invasion

  125. 562
    Nick Clegg says:

    I’m not the king maker, but i may throw my leg over the queen for a decent offer.

    • 569
      Taggart says:

      One of my wee friends said Stevie Purcell had Hermes.I said dont you mean Herpes.No they said.Hes a carrier.Och the new

  126. 572
    thick as thieves says:

    Vote Brown and Vote Labour.
    You all know I will.

  127. 596
    Dack Blog says:

    OH MY LORD! Is this a mockumentary??? The Spinal Tap of Westminster? There’s more schmaltz than you get from someone about to burst into song on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’. What’s that background music all about? What’s politics come to?

    Fucking hell what a laughing stock.

  128. 607
    U.K. Polls Tighten as Darling Backs Public Services says:

    March 14 (Bloomberg) — U.K. Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s Labour Party may emerge as the biggest party in parliament after elections that must be held by June, according to a YouGov Plc survey published in the Sunday Times today.

    Labour had 33 percent support, the Conservative Party 37 percent and the Liberal Democrats 17 percent. Because of the uneven distribution of votes across districts, Labour would get 302 seats in the 650-member parliament and the Conservatives 277, with no party in overall control, the Times said. YouGov interviewed 1,507 adults online. No margin of error was given.

    The Conservatives, who led by as many as 17 percentage points in polls as recently as December, may be sparking voter concern about the scale of cuts needed to tackle the U.K.’s record budget deficit. The poll shows 50 percent believe the Conservatives would make the biggest cuts in public services, compared with 14 percent for Labour.

    • 611
      Bob Page says:

      A lot of people like to be bribed with their own money.

      • 621
        Small depositer with FA interest says:

        That’s how Thatchers get rich quick money men persuaded the building society members to vote for abandoning the responsible stance and go for broke. And they did.

      • 655
        Anonymous says:

        like Tax Cuts you mean ?

      • 658
        AC1 says:

        > A lot of people like to be bribed with their own money.

        Well, their children’s money.

        • 680
          IainM says:

          Your great grand childrens actually! Guess you wont be around to suffer thier acusations though!

    • 625
      IainM says:

      I will be shoting the Brit Peso then and making a fortune and emigrate on the fortune! Bye suckers!

      • 663
        It's an ill wind that doesn't... says:

        Already done. Gold has also made a clear 50% after sterlings 28% + drop. Shooting fish in a barrel.

        • 679
          IainM says:

          It was easy really, once Labour got back in in 1997 it was only a matter of time before they fucked up again, only I did not expect the fuck up would be this bad! I have nearly quadrupled my profits on Gold after Broonie got shot of the reserves at bargain basement prices. Then the Brit Peso has been on the slide against a basket of other Currencies. All profits tax free as well! And there is a chance he could get back in? Well knock me down with a feather, more tax free profits on the way! Only question now is where to take my profits before Mugabe Broon closes the borders and loopholes!

  129. 612
    nell says:

    Interesting, Hollie Grieg, Purcell, Haughey,angliolini, cocaine and the scottish labour m++afia .

    There is no doubt that there is much more to come.

    Rumour has it that mandy, bliar and gutlessgordon and not to mention the long forgotten robertson and a number of other high flying labour ministers like milburn have played a part in this tragic pa++edo++phi++le story.

    Time for truth!!

    • 616
      Polly Twaddle Betting says:

      Rich and Mark will no doubt provide a ruthless caricature shortly that sums up the rot at the heart of government.
      Or, it’ll be a shit cartoon.

    • 631
      nell the smell of turnip mash and mcbride says:

      Rumour has it you are McBride dealing in the same pathetic smears and filth you always did.
      Did Lord Ashcroft bung you a few thousand to change sides McBride ?

      Must I remind you of the smears you peddled before you swapped sides to the Tories ?

      • 664
        Joe says:

        nope,she’s worse than McPoison as he never tried to smear Conservatives as Pe+dos,NuLiebore will be praying this kind of smearing makes the headlines as it would finish the Conservatives.the public would find it repugnant in the extreme.maybe this ‘nell’ is a LieBore carpetbagger trying to discredit the Conservatives by association with crazy smears?

    • 715
      Anonymous says:

      Google Dunblane D notice.

  130. 629
    Piss Organ says:

    He was better than that unnatural Brown bloke, wasn’t he ?

    • 639
      Tony Blair says:

      my mini-me was fantastic, he even makes me look heavyweight.
      sadly there might be a few cynics laughing quite hard at that performance.

  131. 633
    Glazers out says:

    There must be a God! That narcissistic, attention-seeking has-been of a c’unt, David Beckham, has fucked up his achilles and is out of the World Cup.

    Yee haaahhhh!!!!!

    Now all we need is for that bastard Brown to walk in front of a ten ton artic!

    • 636
      Jon says:

      I might start supporting England again now that prick’s gone.

    • 647
      Anonymous says:

      If I was English I would be delighted, now you actually do have a chance of winning the fucking thing !!!!

  132. 635
    A party leader's wife says:

    My Nick leaves shit stains on the porcelain, pisses in the kitchen sink when he thinks i’m not looking and wipes his bogies on the arm of the sofa.
    But, he’s my hero and i’d love to live in Downing Street.

  133. 637
    Moley says:

    Organised crime is generally involved in both drugs and prostitution.

    Any gay politician would need to be very careful not to be tempted into indiscretions which might be recorded for blackmail purposes, and these recordings might be rather more revealing than the odd sniff of unidentified substances.

  134. 643
    tin foil hats kill stories like this says:

    A police officer and a sheriff who should face criminal investigation forthwith.
    This should all be investigated thoroughly but sadly the tin-foil hat brigade are doing their best to discredit the entire story by making ludicrous claims trying to rope in the entire Government for purely political pointscoring reasons.
    Sad that this poor girl becomes a victim of those wanting to exploit her again.

    • 673
      Anonymous says:

      We’ve had Dunblane, Ireland, Jersey and now Germany – how high up does the cover up go?

    • 676
      AC1 says:

      Exactly right. Something fishy is definitely going on, but you won’t find it on ludicrous-conspiracy-seeker.com

  135. 651
    La says:

    drippy dave was even more drippy than usual tonight
    featherweight stuff

  136. 657
    General "Stonewall" Brown says:

    I utterly refute the accusations that our service men and women were under funded.
    Every man jack of them had a fully working i-pod, a copy of the Geneva convention and the full support of Bob Ainsworth.

    • 691
      cassandra king says:

      Meanwhile back at the ranch,

      The British army in Afghanistan is being held on a leash so tight it can hardly breathe let alone fight and watched over by a veritable crowd of yuman rites ambulance chasers on the lookout for any imagined breach of the terrrorists charter so even if the British army had enough ammo which they dont every bullet fired has to be accounted for.
      The legendary maximum coward at No 10 is ordering the army to save on everything and being a coward of legenday proportions he is demanding that the army takes on his own persona and instead of taking risks and taking the fight to the taliban the army are reduced to bribing the taliban with cash and fertilizer which is then used to blow up British soldiers.
      So the British army long used to being a highly active and agressive fighting force is now forced to act like shooting gallery ducks so the taliban can use their Russian sniper rifles to pick off the squaddies one by one, while even if they are allowed to fire back the range of the SA80 and its pissy little 5.56 round means they may as well throw fucking darts back at ranges over 200 metres.

      You can imagine the dismay of the army, led into the killing fields to die and betrayed by a one eyed cowardly drooling mong called Brownstainovich.

  137. 667
    Guido is being a twat says:

    Oh fuck off Guido, you took a fuckload of drugs back in the day and you love your boozing… you’re not a prohibitionist either so don’t even try and get on the high horse as it’ll collapse under the weight of your pompous contradictory rhetoric.

    • 719
      Anonymous says:

      guido never tried to run fourth largest city in uk while on drugs
      not that i know of

  138. 669
    Oh, my fucking sides! says:

    The last line is fucking priceless!

    —————————————–

    A company created by former Glasgow City Council leader Steven Purcell is facing an independent audit after awarding around £10 million of contracts to a firm run by Labour’s biggest Scottish donor.

    City Building (Glasgow) LLP, an arm’s-length company set up by the Labour-run city council, awarded two large deals to City Refrigeration Holdings UK in 2007.

    The founder and boss of City Refrigeration is Willie Haughey, who has donated more than £1.1m to Labour since 2003.

    City Building, which replaced the council’s Building Services Department, was created in 2006 as a tax-efficient trading unit, which could bid for construction work beyond Glasgow, and now has a turnover of £180m and more than 2,000 employees.

    It has numerous ties to Labour through its managing director, chair and board. One of its executives is Scottish Labour’s former general secretary, Lesley Quinn.

    For more than a year, City Building has refused to release details of the City Refrigeration contracts following Freedom of Information (FoI) requests from The Herald.

    It claims the method used to award them was so novel and unique it constitutes a trade secret and is therefore exempt from FoI.

    • 688
      Big Joe Canoe says:

      “It claims the method used to award them was so novel and unique it constitutes a trade secret and is therefore exempt from FoI.”

      A truly genuine ROFLMFAO moment if ever there was one.

    • 689
      Baboon's arse says:

      I don’t know why, but City Refrigeration has a sort of ‘Holiday Homes for Pets Pie Company’ ring to it.

    • 690
      Susie says:

      “It claims the method used to award them was so novel and unique it constitutes a trade secret and is therefore exempt from FoI.”

      Didn’t involve horses’ heads in beds did it? Or perhaps that scene in the refrigeration truck from Goodfellas?

  139. 693
    From Hero to Zero with Sir Trev says:

    Has Trevor MacDonald done for SamCam and The Tories what he did for Fay Turney and the Royal Navy.

    Before Trevors interview Fay was a Heroin and the RN the eny of the world, afterwards they were reduced to laughing stocks

  140. 694
    cassandra king says:

    VOTE CONSERVATIVE?

    Yes yes by all means vote tory if evicting the drooling mongoloid Brown is the most important thing to do, at least the maximum imbecile will be moved to a more powerful post in the EU/UN so he will still rule over us all from higher up the food chain. OK then vote tory to see Brown promoted and Cameron promoted to head the new powerless region of the EU once called the UK.

    Please bear in mind though when you place your cross by the tory candidate,

    Dave Cameron WILL betray your every hope and desire, Dave WILL let you down and piss on all your hopes of a return to sovereign right wing governance.
    Cameron has ONE duty and ONE loyalty, he will hand over the rump of the sovereign UK to the tender mercies of the EUSSR, his loyalty is not to us but to his NWO/EUSSR bosses and his every move will be to remove our freedoms and hand over our chained and bound slave bodies over to his new masters.
    Are any of you folks still wondering just why Dave lied to us and betrayed us about his promise to have a referendum on the illegal euro constitution? Dave was ordered to backtrack on his promise because his bosses in the EU knew they would lose, that is the ONLY reason why we are being given NO chance to decide if we wish to join the federal superstate.
    Democracy in the post democratic NWO is only wanted if it arrives at the answer the new masters demand.
    Just remember that when you wake up to the cold reality of the new NWO post democratic wasteland you allowed it to happen by voting for Mr treachery and his fake blue party.

    • 699
      The imperfect choice says:

      Brown is the bigger danger to the UK and it would be a disaster of epic proportions for the country if he and Labour were re-elected.There is NO alternative…….. Brown and Labour MUST go and if we have to vote in Cameron with all the question marks that that entails to achieve this ..then so be it . Alea iacta est !

    • 702
      Michael Winner says:

      Calm down dear.

      FFS

  141. 700
    Angry at Brown says:

    David Beckham had to pull out of talks with the Unite union due to injuring his Achiles tendon. He will fly to Finland for surgery but will not get back in time to resume the effort to avert the BA strikes. Gordon Brown is rumoured to be his substitute at the talks with all his mates and further buggering up the country.

  142. 703
    Angry at Brown says:

    monday morning sleaze

    here’s something to get everybody’s back up

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/7442579/Lords-official-signed-gagging-order-over-peers-expenses-memo.html

    parliamentary privilege you know, we’re better than you and the citizens can go and piss off but give us your money first – bastards – abolish the HoL as well as HoC

  143. 704
    udderly 'orrible says:

    O/T
    But Hitler appears to have reincarnated as Balls.

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/14/article-1257946-08A8FC75000005DC-517_87x84.jpg

  144. 707
    Jumbo says:

    I was in scotland yesterday. God have they got a chip on their shoulders.

  145. 714
    restandbthankfull says:

    No matter who we vote for we are just giving them permission to trough, to steal from the taxpayer. What to do?

  146. 717

    Amazing how much rancid spunk gets spoffed over these threads the moment the subject veers North of England. Yet, people still wonder why the SNP continue to gain in popularity….

  147. 723
    13 says:

    Your comment is awaiting approval by lord Cash-cr+ft

  148. 725
    Gill says:

    Who’s who on the Purcell story, answers here thanks to a great blogger

    http://aangirfan.blogspot.com/2010/03/purcell-stefan-king-james-mortimer.html

    Labour won the last two by_elections in Scotland. Glasgow north east was safe Labour seat, however the amount of postal votes and hugh amount of names added to the voters register is thought provoking!

    The 2007 Glenrothes by_election is rather more questionable. A repeat of the above along with the voters register going missing, very dodgy considering this seat was expected to go to the SNP.

    The area was in mourning for weeks!

    Thanks for keeping this going!

  149. 727
    Gill says:

    The BBC have broke their silence, yes believe it or not, BBC Scotland political editor Brian Taylor has blogged on this very subject

    “Little local difficulties”

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/briantaylor/2010/03/little_local_difficulties.html

    Newsnet Scotland new site may provide more informative news in the coming days

    “Calls for investigation into Purcell decisions”

    http://newsnetscotland.com/



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