Saturday Seven Up
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- Gordon’s Scottish Snowstorm
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- Do As They Say, Not As They Do
- Baroness Uddin – No Charges
- Troughing Labour MPs Plead Not Guilty
- Nick Hogan Freed by the Blogosphere
You’re either in front of Guido, or you are behind…
And fresh from being a bit untruthful on schools info with Michael Grove it now appears that Ed Balls is condoning racism in schools.
We’re all Beating Balls together.
http://www.beatballs.co.uk
Well we know Gordon Broon condones racism in schools.
Have you ever seen him speak with a Honky kid, let alone be photoed with one during his school visits?
Can Cam fix it? Yes he can.
‘Sam Cam’. are the camerons that hard up she has to shake her arse via webcam for sweaty punters like Leslie Grantham?
Any chance of a link?
Can you do anything else? Something interesting or amusing perhaps?
Can the Cam Cam can
Gordon doing such a thing is a rare as you uttering a meaningful comment.
Oh fuck off, we have fucking Islamic nutters teaching our kids, fucking marxists teachers warping their outlook on life, blacks with a mountian sized chip on their shoulder blaming everyone in the world for what goes on in Africa, then to top it off everyone from straight to gay to inbetween wanting to sexualise them. A few fucking whites who think the whites should have their own piece of land to live on how they like is hardly going to be the straw that breaks the camels back.
It’s the hard line right wing fuckers that worry me. Teaching kids the lie of capitalism. Mind you, kids are not fools. They only have to look at the despair and degradation suffered by their parents to know that it doesn’t work.
Capitalism = hard right wing? Err…have I missed a lesson Miss?
Remember everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.
Right wingers and capitalism go together like Texas and the electric chair. You have clearly missed a lesson.
Well it would worry left wing spongers like you who have never worked or sweated a days honest hard work for your stuff and expect the state to provide everything for you.
You nonce.
Anonymous 2:25 and an example of what does work ? …er Communist Russia ? East Germany perhaps ? Oh I get it North Korea yeah thats right big bad evil capitalism.
and those up in the hinterlands getting away with abusing kids
That’s OK
I told Eddy Blinky to make sure my people could join organisations that call the “others” GOY…
£270m of taxpayers money to buy more New Labour votes… just as happened the last general election when New Labour went and gave MG Rover millions in a successful attempt to buy New Labour some marginal votes.
Who said New Labour would not try to buy the election!
Sarkozy backs New Labour for the general election. Can’t have someone else elected that would rock the EU boat.
No new taxes in the coming budget, New Labour needs to buy people’s votes. They can have the even bigger financial pain after the election.
The ooh arr bird lays only sguare eggs First!
This piss take of lefties is funny………
OINKOINK!!! OINKOINK!!! (flutter) (ting)
I remember my maths teacher saying to me that I’d never be good with figures.
Oh how wrong she was….
I star in my 34th porno tonight, i’m fucking great with all kinds of figures.
Uddin and Paul we are the Asian untouchables.
I suppose that’s considered amusing in the circles in which you move? Fucking sad really.
If you’re gonna call someone a Lib Dem just err…cum right out and say it!
I concur.
said hello to President Sarkozy on his visit to no10 today – received and reciprocated lovely message from Carla
http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10/status/10394544587
I wonder if she told Sarah about the huge portions of Co*k she is getting off that Parisian banjo player. I really didn’t think that scrawny communist porg would be able to keep it up.
Conservatives promise Austerity,Austerity,Austerity.
Bunch of nobs
Labour promises the Earth.
Bunch of Crooks.
I really am a little wanker. Hands up all those who agree.
Well, I don’t know about Martin Day, because that is not your name. But yes, you certainly are a wanker in every sense of the word.
and so is Martin Day
WE AGREE !!
I like my whiskey the same way I like my girls
A cheeky 16 year old mixed up with coke
That’s funny that is
I like em at 16 but if I can’t get one two 8 year olds will do
We will soon have disability added to the list of ‘Hate crimes’ which will add more injustice being heaped upon people who are not deemed subject to ‘Hate crime’.
In other words your murder or smack in the gob will be less well investigated and your murderer or assailant will get a more lenient sentence.
The cruel thing is, that if I at least knew or suspected why I got beat up it may help me get over the crime.I could seek solace in the fact it wasn’t my fault.
“The wrong place at the wrong time” don’t fucking cut it.
Was it my hair,the way I walk,the way I speak or what I’m wearing?
Hows about hanging and birching ALL the Cu*nts WHOEVER they fucking attack.
But its OK for Gordon Brown to continually vent his spleen at “toffs” – thats not a hate crime because its a socialist pastime.
Hypocrites.
Or Lord Ashcroft because that may deflect people’s attention from the real issues in this Country.
It’s the right thing to do.
you can’t carry a pepper spray but pepper is for sale in most supermarkets and you have to transport it home, or return it if your going the other way.
p*epper is now a modded word
y*ou c*an’t c*arry a p*epper s*pray b*ut p*epper is f*or s*ale in m*ost s*uperm*arkets a*nd y*ou h*ave t*o t*ransport it h*ome, or r*eturn it if y*our g*oing t*he o*ther w*ay.
now why the fuck did that have to be modded
why does the end of every blog always end up fucked up like this?
we should be told
Bubble:
The trouble is,this is not the end,it’s not even the beginning of the end, this is just the end of the beginning.
We have another 24 hours of this to look forward too.
why whats happening March 11th at 3:20 pm
The End. of Everything!
Troubil down at (pepper), t’mill again?
that was meant to be the reply to man who wants to know, and needs to know why he was beaten to a pulp
We have a situation where innocent, vulnerable people are terrorised for years until they either burn themselves alive or die of a Coronary, and the Police do nothing. However just the mention of a ‘Racist’ remark and the Police are there before the complainant has put the phone down.
wacist!
Good Guidogram this week Big G.
Nice to see young Emily with such a happy grin on her face!
just a shame she looks like a bag lady
David Cameron: I’d shag George Osborne if I had to !!!!!!!
He’s telling the truth.
I can’t deny it
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Mr fucking IPS where’s my money you cu*t?
vote Labour ! vote Brown !
Give me coke with me rum. I aint voting for these coke addicted labour scum who support organise crime. What a fucking liberty!
I have heard that the Sunday papers will deliver a ‘death blow’ to New Labour with a sensational story about Brown’s early years.
Yes
Crash Gordon has sent the Special Branch to the printers to try and stop it…
Brown is the true form of the undead. Only crosses, stakes and garlic will do the job.
Gordon Brown was never born, he never played rugby, he was never elected as leader of the new labour party, he’s never been elected as Prime minister of Britain, he’s never going to win the next election, he’s the Never Never Never Never Man writ large ….. scary or what?
Never shagged a women either.
New Labour is like that Cu*t ‘Jason’ from Friday13th.
The death blow can only be delivered on polling day and the way things are shaping up the wankers are far from finished.
How Tacky.
Sam Cam does an interview with Trevor MacDonald. The last bint he did an in depth interview with was Fay Turney aka fag ash Lil.
Fucking swizz.
I trolled through my favourite ‘Bored Housewife’ wank sites and found ‘Samcam’,I clicked on it and guess what I see?…….A fucking bored housewife.
The fucking Tories have blown it as far as I’m concerned.
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Well maybe you can explain why I was fucking swizzed by ‘Samcam’ you being a ferking expert and all that?
A thought which may be a bit heavy for a Saturday afternoon, but hey-ho, here goes.
We know that the declared figure for National Debt is about £900 billion, to which we will have to add the deficits accruing in each financial year until the books balance (at least the next four years according to Labour’s stated intentions, maybe fewer under a Tory administration). We also know that there are substantial, but unquantified, PFI debts to add to this.
Have the current administration hidden debts under PFI by adding the interest charges to departmental budgets? We know that the Education and Health budgets are much greater now than in 1997; could some of this be the interest charges on the new schools and healthcare facilities constructed by private enterprises and charged to the taxpayer at commercial rates of interest (substantially more than we pay on Gilts)?
Would the taxpayer have been better served in the longer term by paying in full for the new buildings at time of construction,and borrowing the construction price through the Gilt market, thus paying interest at the lower rate?
A neighbour’s ex-husband works as an accountant on PFI work (I don’t know whether on Government on commercial side), and it is said to be an exceptionally complex and confusing field in which to work. Few accountants will touch it for that reason, so pay rates are high. (This suggests that the taxpayer is paying over the odds for skills.)
Have Labour left a ticking time-bomb of over-priced debts in Departmental budgets, and how easy would it be for an incoming administration to re-schedule or renegotiate these debts to ease the burden on the taxpayer?
The simple answer to that is yes Labour have left ticking time bombs everywhere some to become apparent in the first few months of the next administration and some hideen to appear in 2 to 3 years so they can say ‘nowt to do with us gov”
For this wanton vandalism and destruction of this country they should be held fully to account and placed in the dock when the time comes.
The Labour party are evil along with the unions who are holding off until the Tories win and then watch the amout of industrial disputes that suddenly appear. All part of the game plan to destroy yet further this country.
If they should win we will be bankrupt taxed out of the country and in the euro within 6 months. That then will be the end of the country as we know it and unelected people of which we know little will rule over us as was the case in communist russia in the cold war.
The people if they vote for it deserve it in spades!! Me I am already arranging my business to move out of the UK if Labour wins as are quire a few others I know. No more tax am i paying to these corrupt bastards
Gis a job
sequestration old bean.Dave will do the job on em, like maggie did to those scargilites
Hold on, what you’ve just described is Lehman Brothers and Enron accounting. Surely New Labour would not stoop so low to hide how much debt the UK is in? Right?
Oh, they would stoop that low.
Well Cameron knows what to do, he needs to attack New Labour at the election telling everyone that New Labour have employed Enron false accounting to hide how bad things really are.
Not even Peter Mandelson would be able to spin out of Enron accounting.
What’s that fag Brown been up to?
Have you got a couple of hours?
ABOLISH THE HOUSE OF THIEVING PEERS
Yes
Bring back the hereditaries…
And lest they didn’t THIEVE
No. They deserved everything they got because they were just born better than anyone else. That’s right that is.
I’ve only just got myself into this place.
I won’t be sacked a third time.
Unite the Union is in control of the British government.
Charlie Whelan…Gordon’s Lifelong Bum chum.
Jack Dromey…Harriet’s Lifelong Bum Chum.
The Labour goverment is getting a hands on Jolly rogering from Unite.
Say NO MORE.
The Government is in the hands of TRAITORS
Nothing new for the Unions and Labour…
I have a question: you know the other Monday when 270,000 civil servants went on strike…how did it personally affect you? Just wondering.
When I first met David he said call me Dave.
When I first met Gordon he didn’t speak to me for a year then he hurled a Nokia at me.
isn’t it getting a bit sickening when all these wives and girlfriends come out and talk about their men. FFS what’s wrong with this bloody country. Who cares if Dave likes to play with the remote or doesn’t like ironing. Honestly, I’m sick of this shit
Only people that aren’t fucking human have to go to such lengths to show they are fucking human at the suggestion of some wanker who thinks he knows about humans because he read a fucking book about it.
Bints on QT like that sort of thing lad
We read that Mandelson is laying out millions to keep Vauxhall going – until after the election at any rate. “Marginals, any one?”
But if HE can come back, then Vauxhall can come back.All they need is a bent government,a russian oligarth and a compliant BBC.
A few million here, a few million there and suddenly you’ve run up nearly
£ 1,000,000,000,000 in National Debt. Still I don’t have kids so YOUR kids can pick up
all my bills.
Here’s a simple suggestion for you.
Stop breathing as I am sure someone else can put the oxygen you are presently stealing to much better use.
thats for SamCam 36 above
An Oxygen Tax is coming soon.
Q. Who rents a council house in London, owns a flat in Kent and a big f*ck off mansion in Bangladesh, all paid for by YOU?
send her to Croxteth we’ll sort her
I’m off to get my bunions treated then to bingo.
I haven’t visited here 59,667 times
Maybe 10 0r 11
thats 10 or 11 times too many then
You are only picking on me because I am a member of an ethnic minority.
are you. you could have fooled me
It couldn’t be, could it, that the public regard you as worthless trash because you troughed £100k out of the HoL for that empty maidsone flat, and before that another £100k out of the HoL by pretending you lived in your brother’s house??
And on the proceeds of your raid of taxpayers assets you built a marble palace in bangladesh that is now run by poorly paid, poorly housed and no doubt poorly treated servants. Very labour!
my servants have marble halls
Hush your mouth.
For decades now I’ve heard that the UK is getting to be like America. I wish it would hurry up and happen so we get some maniacs like Oswald, a jolly good type of troffer sorter.
If I can do it with a cup of custard……..
I rest my case.
No pushing at the back now. Get in line you can all have a go
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1257623/PETER-OBORNE-Why-Darlings-insane-optimism-terrifying-mandarins.html
Poor gordon – you almost have to feel sorry for the ‘man’.
Leaks from government over the last few days say that gordon’s budget on the 24th will promise further spend!spend!spend!, no tax rises and a halving of the deficit within twelve months.
Then labour ministers leak that gordon is quietly proposing to put vat on children’s clothes and food, raise NIC and introduce a £10k death tax for most of us.
I wouldn’t trust this man with the management of young nell’s pocket money, let alone with the control of a nation’s financies!!!
Yup
its always in the small print with McMental but people still vote for him. I finally found someone last night who is going to vote for the twat. That person was bitching and moaning about the amount of money she had to spend on her son to go to university and then has to get a loan and then gets taxed on that loan. I told her that her hero introduced it and its free in Scotland.
FFS I never would wish to slap a woman but by fuck that dumb bitch seems to really need just that. She just could not see the link and I finally just gave up. If the other 30 fucking % are like that dumb cow then we truly are up the swanee’
they are ..pass the whistle
Wise words Nell.
Do you think that French Dwarf was over here to ‘tap up’ Gordon for a few million Euros to support Greece or was he seeking advice regarding his matrimonial problems?
Benjamin Franklin said, ‘In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.’
In Labour’s world you can be certain to be paying my Death Tax.
He is my hero – must fly I have a date in Canterbury with a special person.
great lets get rid of all the scots .. jolly
twat
Good week on Guido…Ashcroft froth subsided..Prime Mincer gone quiet after the excitement and realising he was making himself look a bigger lying obfuscating twat than normal. Budget sweetners next highlight b4 the GE is called then hopefully we can see the gloves come off for the final run in.
loook at the polls twat
How many more (or fewer) readers would you have if they had better access than the painfully slow, always-on Internet that passes for “broadband” in the UK. Your comments to an audience of bloggers at the British Computer Society on Thursday were both write and wrong. For once the politicians (at the Digital Inclusion Conference on the same day) were very much more far-sighted.
I have said so, at length, on “When IT Meets Politics” http://www.computerweekly.com/blogs/when-it-meets-politics/2010/03/brown-cameron-and-clegg-agree.html#more
It caused me to imagine Thomas Love Peacock addressing an audience of political hacks on the likely political impact of the railways on the 1830 election at a meeting hosted by the Society of Handloom Weavers.
Peacock, may have been less savage than Swift but probably had far more impact on political thought – and action. He was already working on the East India Company “feasibility study” for a steamship service to India (he succeeded Mill as “examiner” – alias Permanent Secretary). Peacock’s granny might never have used a train but …
He too would have agreed that being able to read and write was more important to an individual than being able to travel by train or steamship, or send a message by telegraph but ….