March 12th, 2010

“I’m Not a Politically Correct Feminist, But…”

In a campaign worthy of Jo Swinson it seems Nadine has declared war on London buses displaying 14ft ads of half-naked women trying to flog underwear. “It is becoming more hardcore and shocking. Since when did it become acceptable to have larger-than-life posters of scantily clad women moving up and down every street?” And the giant shirtless Ronaldo/Armani ad is fine though?


351 Comments

  1. 1
    Cameron will be PM in 8 weeks says:

    I like seeing scantily clad women anywhere.

  2. 2
    Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

    Correct Cameron No 1

    The hate filled feminist commisar freak show has had its day. It is mainly the hatred of old political bags for younger nubile and desirable women, taken out on men for being interested in said attractive women. The left will not be finally smashed until feminism and eco-freakery are destroyed as well.

  3. 3
    Jimmy says:

    Unfortunately as a result of these remarks she may have to put up with some media attention.

  4. 4
    Doctor Mick says:

    Tshk! You wait hours for a half-naked woman then 5 come along all at once.

  5. 5
    caesars wife (sweating gelignite edition) says:

    I think i would bottle it if i got propositioned by an 14ft half naked woman ,imagine the bill at the resturant !

  6. 6
    caesars wife (sweating gelignite edition) says:

    good job your not dyslexic !

    This your Latest post ever Fawkes

  7. 7
    Send 'em to Gitmo (It's the right thing to do) says:

    FFS, has Guido run out of things to stir up?

  8. 8
    Bricktop says:

    You are a fucking pig Errol.

    When a pig is fucking ya it don’t spuzz it’s wizzle just once stand on me.

    That Hunt will be fucking ya till ya mum gets home from parents evening.

    You youths today are oversexualised. In my day we had to make do with a quick wank of some freckled slag in the dancehall and think ourselves fucking lucky. You don’t know you’re born son. Beat it.

  9. 9
    Lord Carrington's binoculars says:

    Christ on a bendy bus, Nadine is right around the bend.

    Has she decided where she and her employees – I mean children – actually live these days? That would be a more useful insight.

    Truth is, these posters just remind the mad Scouser what she used to have…..

  10. 10
    AlQaedaLocum says:

    Only burqa-clad women should be plastered along the sides of buses.

  11. 11
    Nick Clegg says:

    Send her my way.

  12. 12
    Lembit Opik says:

    Didn’t we have a deal, Nick?

  13. 13
    Nick Clegg says:

    Have you passed the four tests?

  14. 14
    Mad Nads is batshit insane says:

    The buses are in league with the Barc.Bros. in trying to destroy Nads sanity as the posters of scantily clad women are whispering to all the voters about Mad Nads expenses piggery.

    Also, they are far prettier than an expenses piggy like herself.

  15. 15
    Mitch says:

    We are all staring at buses together…….now fuck off georgie porgie your jobs done.

  16. 16
    Mad Nads is batshit insane says:

    she hates all this meedya attenshun really
    do media whores need to be in a state of undress?

    it’s all to distract from the fact that Mad Nads has hidden her pot of expenses gold in the bra of one of these scantily cald women

  17. 17
    old political bag Dorries says:

    Nadine is a lefty? She kept that under her bra

  18. 18
    Lembit Opik says:

    Of course – my parliament’s always been hung.

  19. 19
    Ed Balls says:

    Can I get in on this? It’s gone quiet over here.

  20. 20
    dvdrip says:

    It is really shocking.But life is full of unexpected things,just as the old saying”Fact is stranger than fiction”.

  21. 21
    Doctor Mick says:

    Let’s hope she doesn’t get into bed (metaphorically speaking) with Harriet. What a freaky combo dat would be.

  22. 22
    Holly says:

    Half naked?
    Clothes on the top-clothes on the bottom.
    Dorries is a pain in the arse,with her hollier than thou,victim mantra.
    Your’e a politician FGS, go away and join the pompous Lib Dems.
    I look more like the bloody bus(without the red though) and if I looked like that(which I did yonks ago) I would have loved to be on a poster.

  23. 23
    The British Economy says:

    I’d double dip that.

  24. 24

    What’s wrong with being sexy?

  25. 25
    The Dirty Rat says:

    I remember when I was a boy casting my eyes over the underwear adverts on the underground escalator. Bit like a thrashing from the head – it never did me any harm.

  26. 26
    Hang The Bastards says:

    What about COOPER-BALLS ?

    Has she been exploited by some hunk of a journalist ?

  27. 27
    Von Spreuth says:

    Plastered under the wheels would be preferable in that case.

  28. 28
    Elliot Morley's cell mate says:

    Here, sooey, sooey!

    I ain’t gonna hurt ya!

    Soeey, sooey!

  29. 29
    sickoftheirshit says:

    Could have fun here.

    Seeing as these maniacs have completely transformed the UK in the last 13 years without so much as a by your leave I reckon the contributors of this blog could come up with a few comments of their own along the lines of “Since when did it become acceptable….”

    “Since when did it become acceptable to (Insert comment here…)”

    I’ll start:

    Since when did it become acceptable to steal from the public purse and then think that because you’re an MP you’re above the law…

    Since when did it become acceptable to have your neighbourhood covered in garbage because it’s somehow environmentally friendly not to collect it…

    etc

  30. 30
    FreeView says:

    Steamy lady rolling in sand, dressed in skin tight jeans and scanty Tee-Shirt, cut away at back?

    No it’s an episode of “Desert Rescue 911″ !!

    Rule No 1: “Stay with your camel”

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    Since Tony Blair first appeared…

  32. 32
    Number 6 says:

    When Labour’s bestest voting chums the mooselimbs get more power the stupid bitch won’t have to worry about scantily clad wimmin they will all be covered in burkas or buried modestly up to their necks in the ground while religion of peace men hurl stones at their (gasp) exposed heads.

  33. 33
    Geordie Scoot says:

    It’s nothing but envy from the boilersuited brigade of mingers – like lefties, wimmin usually reserve their greatest hatred for each other.

  34. 34
    Nadine's naive rose tinted nostalgia glasses says:

    In 1966 Barclaycard’s first on-screen ad was called Travelling Light; it was targeted at women and featured the famous Barclaycard Bikini Girl who, oblivious to the shocked looks of passers-by, is seen making her way down a busy shopping street buying clothes and records, wearing nothing but a lilac-coloured bikini and carrying her Barclaycard in the bikini bottom. The advert finished with the line, ‘Barclaycard: all a girl needs when she goes shopping.’

  35. 35
    Gorfons Blownit says:

    can anybody tell me if Lord Ashcroft has anything to do with this?

  36. 36
    Disappointed says:

    When i first looked at this I thought it was the caption comp. – Have you been screwed by labour too?

  37. 37
    Mad Nad's would ban Prince Phillip says:

    ‘Do you work in a strip club?’
    Gaffe-prone Prince Philip puts his foot in it again with female Navy sea cadet

    Maybe it was the sea air. Or perhaps it was just Prince Philip doing what Prince Philip does best.

    The Duke of Edinburgh entrenched his reputation for indelicate pronouncements yesterday by asking a young Navy sea cadet instructor if she worked in a strip club.

    His question provoked howls of laughter from 24-year-old Elizabeth Rendle and her friends as he visited their barracks

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1257278/Do-work-strip-club-Gaffe-prone-Prince-Philip-puts-foot-again.html

  38. 38
    Martin says:

    I abdicate my responsibility for answering that question. Given the circumstances it is the only honourable thing to do. Unreserved apologies to my family and friends, and all those I have hurt, by taking this stance.

    Next!

  39. 39
    Anna Span says:

    Female porn director to fight Parliament seat in Kent

    A female pornographic film director has been selected as the Liberal Democrat prospective parliamentary candidate for Gravesham, Kent

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/8563214.stm

  40. 40
    jgm2 says:

    He is a star.

  41. 41
    Nadine Dorries - a lefty boilersuited brigade of mingers says:

    how true, how true

  42. 42
  43. 43
    The Admiral says:

    “Since when did it become acceptable… to make something illegal but give them no way of knowing they’ve broken the law till the law takes them to court….

    Legalise personal breathalizers for for everyone…

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    since when? Errr about 1966, I think, Nadine.

  45. 45
    Adobe LLC says:

    No breasts? Check. Ludicrously distorted spine? Check. Peculiar and distracting shadow? Check.

    As a manufacturer of highly-regarded software used within the creative industries, this kind of work is degrading to our product, Photoshop℠. Please count yourselves lucky that this has not been reported to the appropriate authorities.

  46. 46
    thick as thieves Labour PPC says:

    The Conservatives are at it again.

    This time Nadine is talking women down

    The Tory Totty will rise up in protest

  47. 47
    Martin Day says:

    LORD ASHCROFT UPDATE

    Tory MPs walked out of a cross-party inquiry into the award of a peerage to the controversial Conservative Party donor Lord Ashcroft, it has been disclosed.

    The three Conservatives on the Commons Public Administration Committee said that they will not take part in a special, one-off hearing due to be held next week, saying it would become a “political circus”.

    The committee chairman, the senior Labour MP Tony Wright, announced last week that members from all three main parties had agreed to the session to explore the undertakings Lord Ashcroft gave about taking up residence in the UK when he was made a peer in 2000.

    It followed his disclosure that he had remained a “nom dom” for tax purposes, which meant he has not had to pay UK taxes on his overseas earnings, much of it believed be in the Central American state of Belize.

    Dr Wright insisted at the time that the committee had “no interest in the party dimension of this matter”.

    However the Conservative David Burrowes confirmed on Thursday night that he and his two fellow Tory members – Ian Liddell-Grainger and Charles Walker – had decided that they would not take part.

  48. 48
    Jimbo Devine says:

    Ignorance of the law erm, is the right thing to do.

  49. 49
    David Cameron says:

    Oh how I wish I could have siad something like that

  50. 50
    John Bull says:

    If she’s so concerned about womens’ rights then why did she cower before that immam in her recent tv humiliation. Those fuckers would have her firmly chained – literally and metaphorically, anad she whimpered before that c’unt like a slave.

  51. 51
    Mad Nads was also in cryogenic suspension during the 90's says:

  52. 52
    George Osborne says:

    Jon Venebles real identity has been revealed. He is now known as Mr Patel.

    If you know anybody with this name, kick the fuck out of him in case it’s Venebles.

  53. 53
    John Bull says:

    Nobody really gives a fuck about that – like we don’t know they’re all on the make ‘n’ take.

  54. 54
    David Cameron says:

    I saw a homosexual man in Asda yesterday with his cock in a bottle of washing up liquid.

    Fucking fairy, I thought to myself

  55. 55
    A1 says:

    But will Boris teach her the error of her ways?

  56. 56
    Doc Trough says:

    I wonder if the Uddha of Suburbia will be laughing later?

  57. 57
    Gorfoons Blownit says:

    but don’t you understand – he put these Ashcroft encouraged too much Government spending, and hedge funds . He deregulated the banks, he didn’t equip her majesty’s forces well enough, he has introduced over 5000 needless and useless laws, he signed up for Lisbon and of course put these posters on the busses.
    It was nothing to do with Gordon (or Tony or the usless 400 MPs)- he just had a £50K illegal slush fund thats all, and has never answered a question yet.

    We must have an enquiry into Convict Ashcroft and when it finds him guilty we must leave him to the rising tide under Westminster bridge.

  58. 58
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Nadine has done some good – I was happier than Tally-Ho Cast Iron watching a defenceless canine get its legs ripped off whilst standing round chortling with his Eton chums when she served McBride his writ, but she’s off the mark with this one.

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Compared to a labour MP she isn’t that munty so I really don’t know why she talks women down so much, be it this or stopping them have abortions.

    Maybe her lovers keep going off with others

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    Shame Guido could only manage half the story about ND. Takes the juicy bit and leaves the meat. Much like the propaganda machine of ZaNu Labour.

  61. 61
    John Bull says:

    ibid

  62. 62
    QWERTY says:

    A naked Ronaldo? Does Lord Mongleson know?

  63. 63
    50 Calibre says:

    Ashcroft spelt B O R I N G…

  64. 64
    CHARLIE DIMMOCK'S EXPERTLY TRIMMED BUSH says:

    they dont want to offend the muslims you see
    a couple of years ago we had this where i live
    the muzzies complained about the billboards
    and the council banned them
    personally i would like to see full frontal’s with legs akimbo advertising nothing more than nail polish
    that would piss em off !

  65. 65
    Yardarm says:

    Tell yr old man the Ides are coming up, Calpurnia.

  66. 66
    50 Calibre says:

    If only they could put the ad on the back of the bus…

  67. 67
    HappyHarperson says:

    is this a competition, I like competitions …. ?

    “I’m Not a Politically Correct Feminist, but…” I know who wears the trousers …..

  68. 68
    CHARLIE DIMMOCK'S EXPERTLY TRIMMED BUSH says:

    i saw a black guy in the same asda
    with his cock in a trifle
    i said what are you doing ?
    he said ” i is fucking dis custard !

  69. 69
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I see no underwear.

  70. 70
    HappyHarperson says:

    “I’m Not a Politically Correct Feminist, but…” can you get one on the John Lewis list?

    ohh, I love this, it’s fun

  71. 71
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    hahaha vintage. My dad used to tell that one in the 60’s.

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    I’ve cum in dis pear.

  73. 73
    Jack says:

    There’s no business like show business…

  74. 74
    Martin Day says:

    OH !

    CCHQ came under renewed pressure today to install a “panic button” on its website to protect David Cameron’s Conservatives from The Labour Party bloggers and in particular Martin Day.

    Labour’s deputy leader Harriet Harman demanded “swift action” to ensure protection forDavid Cameron’s Conservatives was kept up to date with changing technology.

  75. 75
    CHARLIE DIMMOCK'S EXPERTLY TRIMMED BUSH says:

    she’s had Liberal amounts splashed on her in her time
    so why not join the largest collection of sexual deviants the country has to offer
    maybe she could do a Fiona Richmond and shag them all one by one and write a column every week about how good/bad it was !

  76. 76
    MI5 says:

    Given that half ZanuLabour MPs and PPCs are “hoodies”,

    This does not change much…

    Just look at them howling in the House of Commons behind the imposter Brown…

  77. 77
    The Admiral says:

    Quite. With almost every other law, theft, murder, rape, you KNOW when you’ve been bad, but no way of being SURE over drinking.

    I’ve read the ACPO view on why they want to be the only judicury over this, but there is no REAL reason why a properly calibrated, authorised, printer included machine can not be available.

  78. 78
    Chief Justice says:

    Limp Dem’s “Belle de Jour”

    Is that what it has come to ?!

  79. 79
    Sir William Waad says:

    I don’t have a problem with people advertising smalls by showing other people wearing them. I dislike it when they try to use sex to advertise cars, shower gel or sofas. Most ads put me off the product.

    “Advertising is the rich asking for more money.”

  80. 80
    CHARLIE DIMMOCK'S EXPERTLY TRIMMED BUSH says:

    well done to the old fart
    a real ice breaker !

  81. 81
    Chief Justice says:

    These Tory MPs should bloody well get stuck into this

    And spend all their time on the “Committee”” denouncing the ZanuLabour crooks of which there are far more than the Tories have…

    Starting with their 3 soon to be 4 Labour MPs in Criminal Court yesterday…

    Where are their cojones…

  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    She says it’s hardcore too.

    Perhaps she’s going mad and mistaking the windows of the buses for flange?

    She’s being chased by a thousand million shivering furry holes

  83. 83
    Lily Allen says:

    I don’t know if it’s trendy to like or dislike this advert, can one of my champagne socialist set please advise. Oh and ‘Fuck Off’ David Cameron …. street cred restored …. off to do something multi culti now

  84. 84
    Anonymus says:

    Perhaps for research purposes she should look at some.

    Put it on expenses.

  85. 85
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    If they don’t want to take part in a political circus why do they attend PMQ’s every week?

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    Excellent.

    Great reporting…
    Gaffe-prone Prince Philip puts his foot in it again with female Navy sea cadet
    ….
    ‘It was a joke and we were all laughing which drew everyone else’s attention. I don’t think he put his foot in it. It was a joke and I didn’t take any offence.’

  87. 87
    Anonymous says:

    who remembers the coltish Eva Herzigova practically stopping traffic with her “Hello Boys” wonder bra ads.

    Lovely stuff

  88. 88
    Y Fronts says:

    One of her films is called “Where”s the Rent Boys”

    You could not make it up…

    They are in the ZanuLabour Chief Whip’s Office, all over the BBC and, of course, in Mandelscum’s mansion…

    Did she shoot the film there ??!

  89. 89
    Caligula says:

    Decadence…

    Total decadence…

  90. 90
    P. Didy Dacre and his Mailgoloid Army says:

    that’s the mail for you

  91. 91
    Sir William Waad says:

    What the advertisers know is that most women are turned on by pictures of other women in sexy undies.

  92. 92
    CHARLIE DIMMOCK'S EXPERTLY TRIMMED BUSH says:

    since when did it become acceptable to ban a whole country from smoking in a bar but exempt mp’s bars from it ?

    or to prevent the population of Britain owning a British passport unless you are a doctor or an MP which can include doctors that were not born here

  93. 93
    Tom Logan, Institute for Studies says:

    I have little but contempt for hereditary privilege but Phil the Greek is a star!

    Back when i was a solider he came to visit our base. Cue 3 days of cleaning and painting everything. We where ordered to ‘pick up all unwanted sticks’ in this little wooded area. Cue many shouts of ‘is this stick wanted corporal?’.

    They even took up the speed bumps lest they offend him. Those soldiers not specifically briefed to speak to him where ordered on pain of something very unpleasant not to be seen anywhere near the areas he was visiting lest he speak to someone who had not been correctly briefed.

    No one with even a light tan was allowed anywhere near him.

    Prince Phillip, a true gentleman.

  94. 94
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Its always been the case really – strange alliance between feminism and religious/moral conservatism (small c).

  95. 95
    QWERTY says:

    So looks like YET ANOTHER Labour scumbag is going to get charged for troughing, yet the BBC don’t report it.

  96. 96
    John Terry is snide and not to be trusted says:

    She’s only jealous now her face is looking old and her neck is becoming like a turkey. Leave these beautiful adverts alone, we need some spice in this miserable cesspit of a country since Nu Liarbour were elected. Fooking miserable cow Nadine just because you can’t hack it anymore.

  97. 97
    cognitive dissonance says:

    Mad Nads will be appalled

  98. 98
    John Terry is snide and not to be trusted says:

    Jeeez… I can see the steam rising from those burkas.

  99. 99
  100. 100
  101. 101
    Sarah Brown says:

    Martin would you like to see what a real socialist pussy looks and smells like?

    Tweet, tweet.

  102. 102

    Another NBN* PPC, then?

    *Nailed by Nick.

  103. 103
    Caligula says:

    Fairy liquid..

    Is that it ?

    Decadence

    Total fooking decadence as the Tartan Tosspots would say…

  104. 104
    Jack says:

    No !

    That’s Limpempick’s job..the Tester…

  105. 105
    Bob the Builder says:

    Nick’s still in tbe Boys Band

    Doesn’t understand this type of thing yet…

    Though he will when he becomes Deputy Prime Minister and has the desk Prezza used to fuck interns on…

  106. 106
    Nick "30 shags" Clegg says:

    Vote Lib Dem and get Anna Span’s hard core porn films on BBC 1 every night!!

  107. 107
    Bob the Builder says:

    Any news of Purcell ?

    Where he has fled to ?

    Sicily ?

  108. 108

    Don’t knock it – advertising is a way of persuading the stupid to buy animal heads and genitalia mashed up and slipped into long edible plastic socks, thereby saving precious landfill space.

  109. 109
    Sarah Brown "Magda" says:

    Gordon loves those ads with his good friend David Beckham posing in his thong looking like a raddled, middle-aged rent-boy.

  110. 110
    ? says:

    Rehab? Prison?

  111. 111
    Hanna Konda says:

    fuck me what a memory.either you worked for barclycard or you filmed the ad.

  112. 112
    Fairy Y Fronts says:

    You mean they don’t want any photos of me in my Y Fronts ?

    That’s shocking…

  113. 113
    Legally Retarded says:

    arf!

  114. 114
    Liberal Porn says:

    This should save the cash strapped Libdems a packet, they can get her to film their party broadcasts. Sarah Tether meets Nick Clegg in a well hung Parliament with Jo Swinson as make up artist.

  115. 115
    Fairy Y Fronts says:

    very eeeeecological Tuscan…

    You must be a leftie talking like that…

  116. 116
    FCKAHUNA says:

    Who is the sixth Labour MP being investigated by the police for expenses fraud?

  117. 117
    Bob the Builder says:

    Is Polly Twaddle with you again ?

    Or Cheerie..?

  118. 118
    Maya says:

    fuck off Adobe it was a cgi

  119. 119
    Martin Day says:

    Lord Ashcroft just will not away until David Cameron’s Conservatives have lost the next General Election

    The unacceptable face of Toryism

    David Cameron’s failure to confront Lord Ashcroft, and his complicity in covering up the facts of his tax status, shows how little respect he has for the British people

  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    obviously he has the time to do it , living off all the benefits liebour just give to people and don’t have any intention of working for a living.

    thats socialism for you, just parasites living off hard working people.

  121. 121
    DEL BOY says:

    LUVERLY JUBLELY

  122. 122
    Jack says:

    No charges yet ?

    Must have slipped something to Tartan Plod…

  123. 123
    Chris Hoon says:

    Don’t disturb me I’m busy wanking over the Lib Dem manifesto: more porn for all, BDSM, MILFs, clown porn, anal, lezza, granny porn, woorrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

  124. 124
    thick as thieves says:

    David Cameron ??????

  125. 125
    IDIOT DETECTIVE says:

    IDIOT

  126. 126
    Westminster Porn says:

    Gt to be better than Web Cameron or Gordon gurning on Youtube. Perhaps she can persuade Nick to do a Cameo role in “Women I Shagged #31″

  127. 127
    Caligula says:

    And Jaqui five bellies could get free porn from her for her hubbie as well when there is a Lub Dem coalition..

    Decadence

    F’ing decadence…

  128. 128
    Sarah Brown aka Magda Goebbels says:

    Get back on message Martin!

    Ashcroft is so last week! This weeks smear is against Little Georgie Osborne and next week the smear campaign is going to be against Samantha Cameron.

    Me and my friend Damien have got it all worked out right up to the election.

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

    The world has gone mad, at best and hypocritical at worst. Nadine, according to the photo’s you have shown on your link as exploiting her “assets by wearing a low cut dress and showing some cleavage. The feminists would want us all to be dressed in a burka’ from morning till night. This is hypocritical of these narrow minded sexist people. If these people have the assets and wish to flaunt it then it is THEIR decision.

  130. 130
    Disaffected says:

    Is this the French bird who criticised Osborne yesterday? Perhaps she is gagging for him!!

  131. 131
    sshhh says:

    I hear there will be more than a dozen Labour MPs in court before this is over.

  132. 132
    Anonymous says:

    now even peter kellner of you gov assists brown by pumping up the liebour vote in his polls and reducing the number who will vote conservative, you know he is the husband of the £300k earning eu foreign commandant, who has never ever been elected in her life.

    the gap in his polls is truly remarkable, take a look for yourself.

    pb/angus reed gives the tories a 13% lead! kellners labour poll gives the tories just 3%.

    real scum of the earth labour, just spening other peoples money as usual

  133. 133

    I’m a recovering organic farmer, FYF.

    Bob, rumour has it her place isn’t actually in Tuscany at all, the cheap doggette.

  134. 134
    The Ghost Of John Lennon says:

    yeah like this. it should be conspiricy to supply a controlled drug. But like MP’s cops are a breed apart from the rest of us.

  135. 135
    LoLoL says:

    Does Beckham play on Gordon’s rocking horse when he visits him in No 10?

  136. 136
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Don’t be silly.
    He’s a lib dem.

  137. 137
    Martin Day says:

    Enjoy !!

    David Cameron’s failure to confront his party’s most generous benefactor over his tax status, and his implicit cover-up of the facts, exposes yet again his judgement, his leadership and his shallow respect for the British people. Why was he too afraid to ask Michael Ashcroft the direct question? Was he foolish enough to think, and did he have so little consideration for the public’s right to know, that the truth should, or could, be hidden through a general election?

    That he, or his predecessor William Hague, whose patronage ensured Lord Ashcroft’s peerage, were simply gullible stretches belief. As Lord Tebbit put it: “It would have been better if Ashcroft said what we now know years ago.”

    For years, Lord Ashcroft allowed people to believe that he had changed his tax status in line with the assurances he gave in order to secure his peerage when in fact he hadn’t. His emphatic silence throughout testifies to the fact that he knew he was not playing straight with the Government, Parliament, his own party or the electorate. Wanting it both ways, he was prepared to claim domiciled status to attain and retain his peerage but non-domiciled status to avoid paying taxes in the country whose political affairs he is in a position to preside over.

    This is a man who has been prepared to have as decisive an influence as possible over which government we have but was unprepared to pay the taxes that should have been due to the Exchequer. A man who is prepared to bankroll a party set on savage cuts in the living standards, job prospects, education and health of people and a country for which he has displayed a contemptuous and cynical disrespect.

    Far from censuring Lord Ashcroft and ordering him to put his affairs in order – as he did with Zac Goldsmith, the Tory candidate for Richmond who was also revealed to be a non-dom – David Cameron merely says it is right that the air has been cleared and expects to draw a line swiftly under the affair. That should not be allowed to happen. When the Electoral Commission ruled that Lord Ashcroft was free to channel funds from overseas into the British political system, it exposed the inadequacy of the present rules.

    There is no honour in the coincidence of gaining a peerage and being a donor, non-dom, or not, to a political party. Labour peer Lord Paul went some way to addressing his own status by declaring that he would pay full taxes in future. While he and other donors are not directly influencing policy and, unlike Lord Ashcroft, are not at the heart of the party machine, they represent a discredited system of party financing which must be changed and better regulated. Yet it is the Tories, in another act of hypocrisy, which blocked all party talks on reform because they wanted to cut off union funding of Labour – the most transparent and regulated of any form of political donations.

    If Michael Ashcroft is the unacceptable face of the Tory Party, David Cameron has proved once again that he is its deeply flawed leader.

  138. 138
    Mr Ned says:

    These feminists are surely going to die out though, I mean, it’s basic Darwinism isn’t it? After all, nobody would ever want to actually fuck one of these beasts would they?

    Mind you, there are a few cuckold men, who let mankind down and who should be gassed, so perhaps they will survive.

    Strange that I never hear these Feminist hypocrites launching campaigns to get the infestation of semi naked men off the TV. You don’t get to see naked women’s arses on TV adverts, but there are plenty of blokes getting the women all hot and bothered.

  139. 139
    The Ghost Of John Lennon says:

    poor Hunt I had a gratton catalogue

  140. 140
    Blue Rosette says:

    Would you prefer to see pictures of Baroness Udin or scantily clad lingerie models on the sides of double deckers?

    Thought so.

  141. 141
    John Bull says:

    uunlike bankers

  142. 142
    Al says:

    This country is a cess-pit of dumbed down, infantilised, celebrity and sex obsessed, shopping-addicted cretins. Soft porn ads on the buses is only one symptom of this overall malaise.

    Perhaps an attention-seeking airhead/bimbo like Nadine Dorries isn’t the best sort of person to complain about it though.

  143. 143
    QWERTY says:

    Oh I don’t know I hear Hatmenperson is handy with a strap-on

  144. 144
    Caligula says:

    Where is it then ?

    In Switzerland like any self-respecting Socialist ?!

  145. 145
    CHARLIE DIMMOCK'S EXPERTLY TRIMMED BUSH says:

    May be Nick will get his”Clegg over”

  146. 146
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’d rather see more pictures of my great friend David Beckham showing off his meat and two veg in his posing pouch

  147. 147
    Busted Nokia says:

    all from my new home in a Gloucestershire village

  148. 148
    QWERTY says:

    I see people are picking up on the fact the BBC only refer to the piggy MPs as ‘MPs’ (no mention of being Liebour) but happily mention a TORY Peer.

    Also the BBC have not mentioned Harry Cohen nor have the BBC reported anything about Baroness Uddin.

    Why is it that nearly all the piggies being fingered are Socialists?

  149. 149
    Al says:

    Screaming “Ashcroft” at every single opportunity is the only tactic Labour have left.

    Brown and his bunch of losers are thoroughly bankrupt, just like the country.

  150. 150
    QWERTY says:

    I’d rather see images of Brown’s public execution on the side of a bus. We need Longshanks back.

  151. 151
    Martin Day says:

  152. 152
    Caligula says:

    What does Phil the Greek say when he meets Mandelscum ? Or rent boy Brown ?

  153. 153
    Al says:

    The BBC’s pro-Labour bias is reaching ever more extreme levels. Let’s hope more Tories begin to challenge this like Gove and Graham Stuart did recently.

  154. 154
    Call Me Dave says:

    I’d rather see more airbrushed images of me.

  155. 155
    Jac says:

    I am not a feminist….but…. of course it’s okay to see pictures of muscle bound male imagery. The arts most certainly think so. What’s wrong with you men, don’t you know you should curb your desires to drool over women being utilised to flog undies? Whatever next… bra adverts without hooters to hang in them?

  156. 156
    Jac says:

    Dave, you’re a nice man, a really very nice man… but even the air brushing just doesn’t help mate :p

  157. 157
    The Ghost Of John Lennon says:

    a mini skirt burka and no knickers

  158. 158
    Richard Timney Aka Jacqui's husband says:

    Anna Span? I’m sure I’ve seen that name before.

  159. 159
    Tony Blair says:

    I’d rather see pictures of Brown underneath a double decker bus.

  160. 160
    Jac says:

    Let’s dissect your argument. Tory flawed, Labour repent and are forgiven forever?
    Frankly I am not convinced that you should pay tax in more than one place for earnings not made in this country. Who amongst us would want to party with monies earnt over seas where we might be domicile and pay taxation or levy there?

    Labour are not innocent, infact, is it not a indictment against them that so many of their MPs were dragged up before a court yesterday? And the length of time it took Brown to remove the whip, whilst Dave was immediate in that process.
    Let’s not split hairs, there is not an innocent party amongst them for keeping things from the public. And if you think that Dave’s leadership is flawed, I doubt there is room on this blog to express the lies, more lies, damn lies and complete and utter porkies from Brown and his close clan.
    Face it, Dave didn’t sell our gold when it was at its lowest point. Dave did not claim he’d saved the world, or that there would be no more boom and bust – Dave didn’t claim to be the master of the universe and plunder our pensions. Nor did he send our troops into battle without the right equipment and then attempt to blame just about everyone else without ever taking responsiblity.

    Your argument is one sided, utterly pointless and frankly shows the kind of incitelessness only someone wearing rose tinted glasses could possibly bring forward!

  161. 161
    The Ghost Of John Lennon says:

    Burnt to cd.thanks

  162. 162
    Bully Balls says:

    Yes, that’s perfectly correct. She is fed up with my maggot and wants a real sized man. As long as Gordon still wants me I just don’t care.

  163. 163
    The Ghost Of John Lennon says:

    and QT last night proved it

  164. 164
    Anonymous says:

    Jesus wept.

  165. 165
    Mark Senior says:

    “DO NOT VOTE TORY in this General Election!”

    Never say never dude. A further decline in fortunes, and an emergency leadership change for Boris Johnson, all bets are off.

  166. 166
    The Ghost Of John Lennon says:

    send our troops, average age 18 to their deaths

  167. 167
    CHARLIE DIMMOCK'S EXPERTLY TRIMMED BUSH says:

    Anna Arrowsmith has asked you bloggers for topical titles for her parliamentry range of porn films ie
    Mandelson-Lord of the rings
    or Peters liason with Black Rod

    all titles will be considered

  168. 168
    Moley says:

    Nearly every glossy woman’s magazine is filled with pictures of nearly naked women in underwear. (Well worth a look).

    The female readers obviously don’t object because they continue to buy the magazines.

    I can’t see any men objecting to pictures of scantily clad women either.

    There are a lot of things in life which offend me, but I understand that I just have to accept them; I suggest Nadine does the same, and stops being silly.

  169. 169
    The Dirty Rat says:

    FFS. I just saw the name Martin Day and couldn’t be bothered to read beyond the first line. Martin, you may be a nice chap for all I know, but I am sorry you really are a boring C*nt.

  170. 170
    thick as thieves Labour PPC says:

    What an ignorant prick David Cameron is

    One candidate for a marginal seat recently drove Mr Cameron around his constituency all day on a recent trip, and was shocked that when he dropped Mr Cameron off, the Tory leader got out of the car without so much as a word of thanks.

  171. 171
    The Dirty Rat says:

    Ah yes, she was number one investment in my ‘wank bank’ They never went bust and always gave me a good return on my investments.

  172. 172
    The Dirty Rat says:

    Don’t say yes Martin, it will snap your hand off.

  173. 173
    CHARLIE DIMMOCK'S EXPERTLY TRIMMED BUSH says:

    Where’s the rent boys ?
    just ask any Labour MP for phone numbers locations etc

  174. 174
    Groucho says:

    Spot on. The feminist principles start to develop as the looks fade.

    Yesterday we had Caroline Flint claiming that she resigned from the Cabinet because she was treated as ‘window dressing’.

    As one wag on here commented – what sort of shop window was that? A builders merchants?

  175. 175
    The Ghost Of John Lennon says:

    she will be ecstatic if she comes here for a read

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    I am the Hair to Blair. Am I not cute as a button ? says:

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    Moley says:

    Tactlessness is one of the early indicators of senility.

    It is a sign of deteriorating brain function.

  178. 178
    Prezzer says:

    I propose driving drunk insurance

  179. 179
    Martin Day says:

    LIEBOUR PARACHUTE IN THEIR BIGGEST DONOR INTO ONE OF THEIR SAFEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS, (NOT THE LORDS), IGNORING ALL WOMEN AND ETHNIC SHORTLISTS.

    THE UNITE UNION BOSS, JACK DROMEY, THAT BANK ROLLS LIEBOUR, GIVEN THIS BY THE LIEBOUR NEC.

    THE RANK HYPOCRITE, HARRIET HARPERSON’S, HUSBAND GIVEN THE REWARD FOR BANK ROLLING THE LIEBOUR PARTY.

    IT’S NOT JUST BROWN THAT HAS NO TRUTH IN HIS SOUL, IT’S THE WHOLE OF LIEBOUR, ROTTON TO THE CORE.

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”

  180. 180
    The Ghost Of John Lennon says:

    its been a long journey for Phil then

  181. 181
    Willy Pete says:

    Nadine should get out more. Since when has it become acceptable to have bus stops with an 8 foot women standing astride the urinal bowl of a mens toilet, skirt lifted and evidently pissing on the main street of a northern city centre that I happened to be walking down last weekend? Apparently advertising some TV program – I cannot be sure as I was too disturbed to read it, and I don’t watch TV anyway. Has anyone else seen them, or is it the advertisers adjusting to this northern demographic which is too thick or jaded or simply a liebore heartland full of pervs?

  182. 182
    Martin Day says:

  183. 183
    Anonymous says:

    My local pub (in Germany) had one of those machines, at the end of the evening we used to see who could get the most insanely high score. Some bloke from Manchester used to win every time.

    If you want a hand-held unit, Halfords sell them.

  184. 184
    Sick of the greed says:

    I seem to remember a rather bold advert for a bra in 2000 by Anna kornikova(sp?) where she was just in her bra the the tag line was “Only the ball should bounce”. I don’t remember there being a big hue and cry over that ad campain.
    However it must be good marketing as I remember the advert 10 years on… :-)

  185. 185
    Martin Day says:

  186. 186
    MI5 says:

    Or

    Labour’s soul is a cesspit…

  187. 187
    Anonymous says:

    It looks like a photoshop disaster to me.

  188. 188

    That’s nothing: a Labour candidate did the same for the PM recently and when Gordon got out of the car he turned on the chap, stabbed him in the face with a bowie knife and then repeatedly kicked him in the stomach and head, after which he dug him a grave, buried him and then danced about on it shouting “hallelujah!”.

    Or so I heard.

  189. 189
    I unashamedly like naked women says:

    If that pic is “half naked” presumably women wearing a burqa are naked.

  190. 190
    GEORGIE PEORGIE says:

    We’re all bring prudish together.

  191. 191
    Doc Trough says:

    Perhaps an educational Edward Jizzerhands?

  192. 192
    pd off says:

    I remember those days,we thought we were lucky!

  193. 193
    Fartin Day says:

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    Mad Nad's Bad Lad says:

    At least he has a sense of humour and he gets to meet people. Hasn’t the Daily Mail heard of service banter?

    The best that Mandelson could manage was, “Ooh, that guacamole looks nice” when looking at mushy peas in a northern chippy.

    Prince Philip actually served in the Navy so I guess he knows a lot about the world. Whereas “Lord Peter” has a totally different knowledge of “sailors”.

  195. 195
    Martin Day says:

    YET EVEN MORE LIEBOUR LIES TO TRY TO DECEIVE THE PUBLIC BEFORE THE ELECTION. LIEBOURS RECORD ON BROKEN MANIFESTO PLEDGES IS NOT WORTH A WANK, TAX TO STAY AT 40%, LISBON TREATY REFERENDUM FOR EXAMPLE.

    Liam Byrne: No new tax rises under Labour
    Labour has pledged to impose no new tax rises despite being warned that increases are the only way to cut record public debt.

    LIEBOUR ARE BANKRUPT , SO IS THE NATION,

    THEY ONLY HAVE LYING LEFT TO RELY ON.

  196. 196
    Sarah Twatter says:

    My husband, my weirdo.

  197. 197
    MatRin Day says:

    YET EVEN MORE LIEBOUR LIES TO TRY TO DECEIVE THE PUBLIC BEFORE THE ELECTION. LIEBOURS RECORD ON BROKEN MANIFESTO PLEDGES IS NOT WORTH A W A N K, TAX TO STAY AT 40%, LISBON TREATY REFERENDUM FOR EXAMPLE.

    A LYING GOVERNMENT MINISTER SAID.: No new tax rises under Labour
    Labour has pledged to impose no new tax rises despite being warned that increases are the only way to cut record public debt.

    LIEBOUR ARE BANKRUPT , SO IS THE NATION,

    THEY ONLY HAVE LYING LEFT TO RELY ON.

  198. 198
    Moley says:

    Have you just made that up, or can you provide links to a reliable source?

  199. 199
    Primus Inter Pares says:

    A world saturated with Internet porn, violence, drugs and a tanking economy and she comes up with this! The woman gas to much time on her hands.

  200. 200
    Grand Canyon says:

    Rumours of a split.

  201. 201
    South of the M4 says:

    Byrne’s missif is calculated. In opposition they can carp from the benches that the nasty Tories are raising taxes but Labour would not have. Typical Brown instigated deceit with an eye on 2015. If only he had been as strategic in thought with his decisions on the countries economy.

  202. 202
    MARTIN DAY says:

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”

  203. 203
    MI5 says:

    O/T
    Any information abour the real level of public borrowing through PFI ??

    What percentage of GDP to add to the “official” figures ??!

    I’v heard about 22%….

    All “off balance sheet” à la Lehman of course…

  204. 204
    MARTIN DAY says:

    Gordon Brown has terrible form when it comes to keeping his promises

    Jeff Randall says that rewriting history cannot save the Prime Minister – or Britain – from his failures.

    MARTIN DAY says:
    March 12, 2010 at 10:27 am

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”

  205. 205
    Ms DB8 says:

    I see Iain Dale’s referring to LibDem ‘mass debaters’ again !

    Really! Somebody should take him in hand!

  206. 206
    Martin Day says:

    With more than 39,000 45,000 views, David Cameron’s airbrush hairbrush moment posted by Scrapbook on Tuesday is the 3rd most viewed clip on YouTube. And that’s internationally – not just in Europe or the UK.

    Notwithstanding the fact Scrapbook wouldn’t want his hair blowing all over the place either, the most effective campaign memes reinforce what people already think: in this instance that Cameron is vain and shallow. As one journalist suggested yesterday, it might not be Bercow’s rudeness to journalists or Brown storming off Boulton, but it ’s another droplet in a social media drip-drip effect that is undermining the Tory leader. The content of a video may be less significant than whether it goes viral – as this one has.

    With tens of thousands of views in such a short period, the velocity of little clips like this could be deadly in the hours following each so-called “Prime Ministerial debate”.

  207. 207
    WamBam says:

    In loads of countries where they drink wine with lunch as part of the diet police don’t even bother breathalising people at the weekend because EVERYONE is over.

  208. 208
    Dogwatch UK says:

    I was a little bit impressed by Flint on QT last night.
    I remembered her as a quasi-munter with a horrid Cockney accent.
    She wasn’t quite as bad as that. Not quite.

  209. 209
    The Dirty Rat says:

    Tuscan. I heard it was a meat clever and not a Bowie knife – perhaps he used both.

  210. 210
    South of the M4 says:

    YouGov will go out of business after the election if their polls turn out to be incorrect.
    No one will hire their services again if there is a whiff of such complicity.

  211. 211
    Bob says:

    Are injunctions flying Guido ??

  212. 212
    Mr Sheen says:

    No – that is completely true – happened in Leeds.

    Took ages to clear up the mess and Brown was warned about his behaviour by the Downing St cleaner.

  213. 213
    Bob says:

    The BBC drugged rent boys don’t do reporting on Labour theft, smearing and lying..

    Not in their Charter…

  214. 214
    Mr Gorsky says:

    That guacamole story actually happened to someone else.
    Good story, though.

  215. 215
    LIMPDICK TOOTHPICK says:

    Jackie five bellies Smith and Harriet Halfman is a lesbo epic “Strapped for Gash”

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    Vote for the woman not theparty says:

    If Mad Nad is getting worked up about that photo, whats she going to do when Anna Arrowsmith becomes an MP? According to Wiki Anna is a feminist too.

  217. 217
    Bunkum says:

    Is this Martin Day really Ed Balls down in the bunker writing his cos his wife is shagging a journalist?

  218. 218
    Note the semi-colon ............. says:

    “Brown is a compulsive liar; he has no truth in his soul.”

  219. 219
    Cleaning bill says:

    Those pot bellied balding red faced MP’s in the Commons will be jacking off during PMQ’s if she gets elected.

    What a sight.

  220. 220
    Martin Day says:

    LYING BROWN DEMOLISHED

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”

    His accompanying comments about “character” appeared to have been scripted by a comedian in need of some fresh material.

    “For better or worse, with me what you see is what you get,” said Mr Brown. It is a line so at odds with reality, so manifestly untrue, so utterly ridiculous that one barely knows where to start challenging it.

    Was this the same Mr Brown whose shameless evidence to the Chilcot Inquiry was dismissed by Army chiefs as “disingenuous”? The same Mr Brown who unleashed the “forces of hell” on his own chancellor? The same Mr Brown who cannot walk past a national statistic without rebasing its measurement for narrow political advantage (crime, inflation, growth)?

    When events defy the Prime Minister’s preferred view of the world, he has a remarkable capacity for applying the Tipp-Ex. History doesn’t haunt him because he either ignores or rewrites it. No British leader in my lifetime has embraced the technique of veracity evasion with greater enthusiasm.

    Mr Brown’s most egregious abuse of our credulity, “no more boom and bust”, has been expunged from the script. In its place is a claim that his genius saved us from the ravages of an American-inspired crash. Rather than expiate his sins of profligacy, he seeks to exploit them. Financial disaster is repackaged as a tactical triumph: his triumph.

    “I won’t let you down,” Mr Brown promises. Too late, old son, you already have.

  221. 221
    Phil the Greek says:

    “Is it true people like you have to keep tampons up your bottoms because you’ve wrecked your sphincters?”

  222. 222
    Martian Day says:

    There might be a benefit in the idea you know.

    If they placed a scantily clad ‘Beckett’ on the back of every car, lorry and bus (well maybe not a bus) you would stop tailgaiting overnight. Just think of all the lives that would be saved?

    Only sayin’

  223. 223
    Mad Nad should keep her gob shut says:

    Wow, Venables has changed his name to Venebles.
    The Master Of Disguise.

  224. 224

    Please could you advise me of the schedule, Mr Ned. I’m not getting anything like that on my televisual receiver, despite paying my licence fee.

  225. 225

    But will that provide him the solution, DB8?

  226. 226
    Grandma says:

    Caravan might be more appropriate.

  227. 227
    Mad Nad's Bad Lad says:

    Has anyone seen the Dolce & Gabbana magazine ad where four dodgy looking foreign Johnnies are sitting around a table looking Mean ‘n’ moody. One is in his underpants and the others are in various stages of undress. They are all sweaty and displaying some shocking table manners.

    I bet Nad and Harriet have got that one framed.

  228. 228
    Brown is a compulsive liar; he has no truth in his soul ............ says:

    “Brown is a compulsive liar: he has no truth in his soul.”

  229. 229
    Bruce Forsythe says:

    finally, a good joke

  230. 230
    Martin Day says:

    Lord Paul, who has promised to help bankroll the Labour Party at the next election and is a personal friend of the Prime Minister, denied he had done anything wrong and insisted the claims were within the rules.

    Deputy Speaker Lord Paul steps down over expenses row

    Lord Paul contributed £45,000 to Gordon Brown’s leadership campaign and is reported to have given more than £400,000 to the Labour PArty.

    LIEBOURS NON DOM

    Over the weekend it emerged that Lord Paul, a Labour peer, claimed that a flat occupied by one of his employees was his main home, allowing him to claim £38,000 in expenses.

    THIS IS TAXPAYERS MONEY GIVEN TO A NON DOM BY LIEBOUR.

    THIS IS THE GUY WHO STOLE THE PENSION FROM THE THE STEELWORKERS AND GAVE IT TO LIEBOUR

  231. 231
    backwoodsman says:

    Thats the one 5 bellies husband was watching, isn’t it ?

  232. 232
    Brown is a compulsive liar; he has no truth in his soul ............ says:

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”

  233. 233
    Al says:

    Gorgon has no soul he sold it to me, see below.

    I Gordon Brown Invoke thee having desire to make a pact
    Emperor Lucifer, Master and Prince of Rebellious Spirits, I adjure
    thee to leave thine abode in whatsoever quarter of the world it may be
    situated, and come hither to communicate with me. I command and I
    conjure thee in the name of the mighty living God: Father, Son, and
    Holy Ghost: to appear without noise and without any evil smell, to
    respond in a clear and intelligible voice, point by point, to all that
    I shall ask thee, failing which, thou shalt be most surely compelled
    to obedience by the power of the divine Adonay, Eloim, Ariel, Jehovam,
    Tagla, Mathon, and by the whole hierarchy of superior Intelligences,
    who shall constrain thee against thy will.
    Aglon Tetragram veycheon Clyoron Icion Existien Eryona Onera
    Erasyn Moyn Meffias Sodomia.

  234. 234

    Ah, the Grattan Catalogue, lingerie section, 1973. Happy memories

  235. 235
    Gordon Brown says:

    No trhuth in my soul?

    Surely, you mean no truth in that fish on the plate being sole?

    It’s the right thing to do

  236. 236
    Spot on .......... says:

    BREAKING NEWS

    NEW TORY POSTER

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”

  237. 237
    Tat says:

    Tat of tat is back

  238. 238

    For goodness’ sake don’t show Nadine or Mr T the Bravissimo catalogue.

  239. 239
    Martin Day says:

    just how many fuckin’ Martin day’s are there here?

  240. 240
    Martin Day says:

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”

  241. 241
    Martian Day says:

    ANY NEWS ON THE BARROW UDIN ? Announcement due around 11am apparently

    Bet she gets away with it like Barrow Scottie who also broke the law and walked away with a slap on the hand. Didn’t even get her to the dock let alone allow her to refuse to get in the dock.

    8 weeks and counting

  242. 242
    Anonymous says:

    Full-frontal, eating bacon butties whilst lying in a bath of beer. While reading the Qu’oran.

  243. 243
    LIMPDICK TOOTHPICK says:

    Caption contest please !

  244. 244
    Awithmatic says:

    true. some of them would even go this far..shudder

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  246. 246
    Uncle Fester says:

    have the bloody Adams Family completely taken over 10 Downing Street?

  247. 247
    Kelvin Mackenzie says:

    Mudoch’s cock tastes of kangeroo anus

  248. 248
    Martin Day's Press cuttings says:

    Handelsblatt Deutschland

    Gordon Brown: A political failure

    Gordon Brown hat das Kapital von Labour verspielt und die Partei in eine Neurose geführt.

    Gordon Brown has squandered the capital of Labor and led the party into a neurosis.

    Am Ende fühlen sich alle vom britischen Premier verraten: die Unternehmer, die durch Steuern gebeutelte Mittelklasse, die Schwachen, die Browns Wohlfahrtsbürokratie als Karikatur einer wahren Sozialpolitik empfinden.

    Everybody feels betrayed by the British prime minister: the entrepreneurs the beleaguered middle class with , the weak who see Browns welfare bureaucracy as a caricature of a real social policy.

  249. 249
    News At Eleven says:

    The BBC wish to announce that Britain, under the superb tutilage of Gordon Brown is now well and truly back on the road to recovery. The weather is set fair for the next few months. Money is pouring into the Exchequers vaults. No Labour politicians have been accused of anything. David Beckham is due a Knighthood for services rendered. And Cheryl Cole will get better, promise.

  250. 250
    Martin Day says:

    “I very much hope and trust and pray that our prime minister didnt go and use our troops as cover for his performance at chilcott.”

  251. 251
    Tory HQ says:

    Kelvin MacKenzie said…

    “Brown is a compulsive liar; he has no truth in his soul.”

    …………. and the audience went wild and applauded as one – at length !
    …………. this has just confirmed the Tory GE victory !

    The Tories will use this quotation – again and again !

    Dave will include it in all his speeeches – even in the TV debates !

    Fantastic – many thanks KM

    Bunkered Bullyboy Brown’s Buggered !!!

  252. 252
    Pass the puke bucket! says:

    Bleurghhhh!!!

  253. 253
    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    Pass me another straw to clutch at.

    No, not you, Jackass or your Willy either.

  254. 254
    joolz says:

    Uddin in the clear!!!!

  255. 255
    Martin Day says:

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.” “He is a liar”

  256. 256
    you're fucked says:

    Jeremy Hunt MP, Shadow Culture Secretary

    “I believe that the BBC is a great national institution. I am proud of the BBC. I think that most British people think that we are very lucky to have a BBC and most people who aren’t British, if they don’t have a BBC, wish they did have one.”
    “I don’t see the BBC as a State broadcaster. “I think people see the BBC as operating at arms length from the government and it’s very important that it should continue to do so and that’s why we’ve said we will protect the BBC charter.”

  257. 257
    Sarah B......... says:

    It really resonates doesn’t it!

    And it is so-o-o true

    And I should know

  258. 258
    The Dirty Rat says:

    Baroness Uddin = Another fuc*ing whitewash.

  259. 259
    Awithmatic says:

    cabin crew strike march 27th 4 days

  260. 260
    La' says:

    i thought the rumours were that she had a pair of danglers

  261. 261
    jgm2 says:

    Yep. Total news blackout on those two.

    Good ol’ Max Clifford did a good job there for Labour yet again. Come hither illegally employed housekeeper and I will give you a platform so you can sell your story….

    Same as happened to the woman they hounded out of that bullying charity.

    Compare and contrast with Max’s behaviour when he was dressing up young ladies in Chelsea strips while he was trashing the Tory party 13 years ago.

    It’s when you finally get an overview of who is placing these stories and who is declining to report them you begin to understand how a congenitally incompetent shower of jackasses has been able to maintain power for so long.

    It is because the population is being systematically lied to. By the government. By the BBC and by the complete failure of most newspapers to actually report anything rather than a press clipping of total lies prepared by number 10.

    In the teeth of such a blizzard of lies and misinformation it is indeed heartening that 39% of voters can still see the truth.

  262. 262
    Doc Trough says:

    What the fuckingfuck?

    Insufficient evidence?

    With a magazine of 10 rounds……….LOAD!

  263. 263
    The patient gets sicker says:

    From The Independent – UK still in intensive care;

    “Mortgage lending to people buying a home dived by 49 per cent during January following the end of the Government’s stamp duty holiday, figures showed today.

    Only 32,000 loans, worth £4.7 billion, were advanced during the month, around half the level seen during December, the Council of Mortgage Lenders said”

  264. 264
    Martin Day says:

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.” “He is a liar”

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.” “He is a liar”

  265. 265
    Vomitorium says:

    If you put a pic of Pickles and Widdecombe sixty-nining naked on the back of every car it would cut obesity at a stroke ‘cos nobody would be able to keep any food down.
    In fact, thinking about it, I’m off for a good chunder right now…

  266. 266
    Pole Star says:

    and Brown always tells the Truth

    “Brown is a compulsive liar; he has no truth in his soul.”

  267. 267
    cockney boy says:

    I saw an old video recording recently of Uddin during which she stated that she couldn’t foresee herself living anywhere else but East London.

  268. 268
    Disco Biscuit says:

    “And the giant shirtless Ronaldo/Armani ad is fine though?” Well I’ve no objections…

    More seriously, the photo you’ve illustrated it with is a really beautiful image. It’s not pornographic, it’s not lewd, it’s an image of beauty of a thing of beauty.

    If you will forgive the pun, Nadine needs to stop getting her knickers in a twist with this breast-envy thing. We don’t have Sharia Law here; women don’t have to cover themselves head to foot.

  269. 269
    Anonymous says:

    Baroness Udders set to be cleared. Oi Guido, time to reset your crosshairs for this trougher if she manages to get away with this.

  270. 270
    Doc Trough says:

    Starmer.

    Bit of a dog toffee I feel.

  271. 271
    Don't panic - Voye Tory says:

    We are somewhat fooked – eh?

  272. 272
    Sir William Waad says:

    Let’s not be sexist about this. We could have a scantily-clad Gordon on the back of a double-decker, Mandelson on the back of a bendy bus and Banana Boy on the back of minicabs. You could have Cameron in his cozzie on the back of any vehicle that travels slowly in the middle of the road.

    For the discerning motorist – the John Prescott airbag! In a collision it instantly inflates into a facsimile of Prescott’s gut.

  273. 273
    bREZHNEV ERA CONTINUES says:

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar”

  274. 274
    Kelvin Mackenzie - Bastion of Truth says:

    Murdoch for his part ordered MacKenzie to appear on BBC Radio 4’s The World This Weekend in the aftermath of the controversy to apologise. MacKenzie was quoted on the programme as saying

    “ It was my decision and my decision alone to do that front page in that way and I made a rather serious error. ”

    In 1993 he told a House of Commons National Heritage Select Committee that

    “ I regret Hillsborough. It was a fundamental mistake. The mistake was I believed what an MP said. It was a Tory MP. If he had not said it and the chief superintendent (David Duckenfield) had not agreed with it, we would not have gone with it. ”

    In 1996, MacKenzie again discussed the matter on Radio 4 but this time claimed:

    “ The Sun did not accuse anybody of anything. We were the vehicle for others. ”

  275. 275
    The Sun says:

    BIG WOBBLING TITS!

  276. 276
    Martian Day says:

    i repeat my post

    Martian Day says:
    March 12, 2010 at 10:51 am
    ANY NEWS ON THE BARROW UDIN ? Announcement due around 11am apparently

    Bet she gets away with it like Barrow Scottie who also broke the law and walked away with a slap on the hand. Didn’t even get her to the dock let alone allow her to refuse to get in the dock.

    8 weeks and counting

  277. 277
    Nadine Dotties says:

    How dare you print naked women!
    I shall start a self-serving media campaign against you anti-wimmin haters.

  278. 278
    Heir-to-Blair says:

    Is that a Cast Iron Guarantee ?

  279. 279
    Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar says:

    Can I just say I think Gordon is a great man, stop calling him a lying gay one eyed Scottish fuck faced Commie mong.

  280. 280
    BeanPole ............ says:

    Surely any member of the public can sue her – charge her with false accounting, misrepresentation, whatever?

    That’s the way to do it!

    No evidence! – obviously needed to be caught on a CCTV camera for the Police to have a clue!

    CPS? Crooked Prosecution Service!

  281. 281
    Heir-to-Blair brushes his hair says:

    Is that a Cast Iron Guarantee ?

    Is that a Cast Iron Guarantee ?

    Is that a Cast Iron Guarantee ?

    Is that a Cast Iron Guarantee ?

    Is that a Cast Iron Guarantee ?

  282. 282
    thick as thieves Labour PPC says:

    I love Gordon Brown. He gives me the horn.

  283. 283
    bREZHNEV ERA CONTINUES says:

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar”

    And all the lobby journalists have known this for years. They are part and parcel of this corrupt system too.

    But why would they want to change things when they can earn so much money from it? The lobby journalists are just as corrupt as brown.

    Last years’ press conference after the local and eu elections, made it quite clear that “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar”

    Brown had his henchmen phone all the lobby journalist prior to the elctions and told them that darling was to be replaced by the sperm maker. As you all know, he blatantly denied this in his live press conference.

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar”

  284. 284
    Martian Day says:

    Like I said she was guranteed to get away with it

    and still 30% vote for this shower What the FUCKITY FUCK!!!

  285. 285
  286. 286
    Martin Day says:

    Jeff Randall says that rewriting history cannot save the Prime Minister – or Britain – from his failures.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/jeffrandall/7422606/Gordon-Brown-has-terrible-form-when-it-comes-to-keeping-his-promises.html

  287. 287
    Anonymous says:

    To all burqa babes out there – thank you for curbing my sexual lust.

  288. 288
    Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul says:

    Dear “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar”

    Please refrain from asking us to stop saying that
    Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul”

    The fact of the matter is that Brown is a compulsive liar; he has no truth in his soul”

  289. 289
    Martian Day says:

    about as much as was the Labour manifesto to put the vote to the people until they fucking realised the vote would be a fucking resounding NO!!!!!!

    Now fuck off you total knob end

  290. 290
    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar” says:

    Under Labour, Britain has shed manufacturing jobs at an alarming rate: about 1.7 million have disappeared since 1997. In that year, manufacturing accounted for 20.9 per cent of the United Kingdom’s GDP. By the time of the last election, it was down to 13.6 per cent. Today, it is lower still.

  291. 291
    Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar says:

    No way Gordon rocks, he’s never told a lie in his life. Did you know he won three VC’s in WW1, He told me so.

  292. 292
    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar” says:

    other key indicators have moved in the opposite direction: unemployment is up, taxes are up, national insurance is up, total borrowings (state and personal) are up, as are pension pot deficits.

    Even with sterling’s 25 per cent devaluation (against a basket of global currencies) in the past three years, the UK’s trade gap for January reached £8 billion. Whither Mr Brown’s push for competitiveness?

    Between 2000 and 2010, the Government’s annual outlay nearly doubled to £700 billion. In order to put Britain’s state finances on a path back to sanity, business lobby groups, the CBI and the Institute of Directors, as well as company leaders, such as Marks & Spencer’s chairman Sir Stuart Rose, are demanding early action to reduce public spending.

  293. 293
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  294. 294
    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar” says:

    other key indicators have moved in the opposite direction: unemployment is up, taxes are up, national insurance is up, total borrowings (state and personal) are up, as are pension pot deficits.

    Even with sterling’s 25 per cent devaluation (against a basket of global currencies) in the past three years, the UK’s trade gap for January reached £8 billion. Whither Mr Brown’s push for competitiveness?

    Between 2000 and 2010, the Government’s annual outlay nearly doubled to £700 billion. In order to put Britain’s state finances on a path back to sanity, business lobby groups, the CBI and the Institute of Directors, as well as company leaders, such as Marky&Sparky’s chairman Garden Rose, are demanding early action to reduce public spending.

  295. 295
    Civil Servant says:

    Clare Short and Nadine Dorries agree on something.
    World ends.

  296. 296
  297. 297
    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar” says:

    can you please be a tad more articulate?

    what exactly do you mean?

  298. 298
    A BBC male says:

    You lot are horrid to Gordon. God we men at the BBC want his arse so badly. Do you know we talk about Gordon every day. My biggest turn on is the idea of lifting his skirt up (sorry kilt) up at the back and getting my hands of that hairy backside. Oh my leather trousers give me the horn.

  299. 299
    QWERTY says:

    The BBC will be bigging this story up now then as opposed to ignoring it all morning

  300. 300
    Sid Snot says:

    ok time for flaming crosses

  301. 301
    thick as thieves Labour PPC says:

    Vote for Brown!

    Vote for Brown!

  302. 302
    Martin Day says:

    let’s just hope they all lose their jobs, they are so far up their own arses any way, deserve to go under any way

  303. 303
    Sid Snot says:

    can they do that?the house commitee advise the cops to not do what cops should do.ie investigate

  304. 304
    McGroom says:

    Despite Brown being a compulsive Nokia throwing bullyboy thug and liar (never mind also being Mrs Rochester and Macavity), I have finally worked out what is bothering me about Dave.

    Having read Andrew Rawnsley’s “The End of the Party” on page 9 he quotes Mandelson “There was great emphasis on managing the media at the expense of managing policy. There was a sense that if you got the story right, you’d acheived something and that is not how government is”.

    I keep waiting for Dave to knock me out with common sense policies, But I fear he really is the heir to Blair.

    Unless the next 8 weeks reveal a conviction, consensus politician with real solutions rather than style manufactured sound bites, I am going to have to vote for someone else.

    Come on Dave, ignore the media, start addressing the electorate on the economy, crime, prisons and the police, education, immigration, transport, benefits, health and how to reduce big government and waste.

    Tony Blair and Gordon Brown ruled purely to undermine the opposition and stay in power rather than for the good of the country.

    I suspect Dave will be exactly the same unless he can change my percetion over the next 8 weeks change.

  305. 305
    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar” says:

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar”

  306. 306
    Going Viral Campaign Manager says:

    There’s time for us all to email the DailyPolit*cs Show with

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”

    daily.politics@bbc.co.uk

  307. 307
    thick as thieves Labour PPC says:

    Vote for Brown or you suck cocks

  308. 308
    Going Viral Campaign Manager says:

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar”

    email the BBC now

    daily.politics@bbc.co.uk

  309. 309
    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar” says:

    just like browns drinking mate , spire normerg, allowing the doctored photos in the mirror and having to resign.

  310. 310
    Sid Snot says:

    Koala Hunt

  311. 311
    Susie says:

    Oh just fuck off.

  312. 312
    Mr Ashcrofts bought and paid for Parrot says:

    SQUUUAAAWKK!! (flutter) RAAAWWWWK! (ting) (peck)

  313. 313
    Ashcrofts bought and paid for Pet Parrot says:

    SQUUUAAAWKK!! (flutter) RAAAWWWWK! (ting) (peck)

  314. 314
    Ashcrofts bought and paid for Pet Parrot says:

    SQUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWKK!! (flutter) RAAAWWWWK! (ting) (peck)

  315. 315
    Sid Snot says:

    7 one for each day this friday martin day

  316. 316
    Ashcrofts bought and paid for Pet Parrot says:

    SQUUUAAAWKK!! (flutter) RAAAWWWWK! (ting) (peck)

  317. 317
    I've emailed Daily Politics - Have You ? .... says:

    Kelvin MacKenzie said…

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul”

    …….. and the QT audience (100% female) applauded as one and at length

  318. 318
    Ashcrofts bought and paid for Pet Parrot says:

    SQUUUAAAWKK!! : (flutter) RAWWWWK! (peck,peck)

  319. 319
    New Labour Entryist says:

    I’ve just heard that the Tories have booked a page in The Sun with an image of misery-guts-Brown and Kelvin MacKenzie’s quote of

    “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul”

    Now we’re cooking the gas!

  320. 320
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    The Prime Mentaist was caught with his dick in the biscuiit tin.

    Fuckin’ crackers, I thought to myself.

  321. 321
    QWERTY says:

    If only Cameron had used that on the one eyed mong the other day.

  322. 322
    Kevin "Gordon's Gopher" Maguire says:

    My cock tastes of ladies’ wee wee

  323. 323

    WE don’t seem to be able to add comments to the Blog Of Nadine Dorries.

    DOES ANYONE know why this shhould be so?

  324. 324

    I just wanted to tell her about lingerie models and how they brighten up our lives, when we are forced to travel by public transport and stuff like that.

    I have facebooked her just in case.

  325. 325
    La Vecchia Signora says:

    Shouldn’t that be Bravissima if you know what I mean?

  326. 326
    La Vecchia Signora says:

    Peterory?

  327. 327
    A Guardian Idiot says:

    This is the guy who wanted the evil Tories out because they would not (tearS) build her a ramp to her house (tears) He has had 13 years of Labour government no ramp and not tears

  328. 328
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Believe me, MILF lovers, she’s still got it, as you can find out at my parliamentary escort agency. For an extra £50 she’ll wear her old nurse’s uniform, but if you catch MRSA we take no responsibility.

  329. 329
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Sorry Ed, Nadine hasn’t got a cock, unlike Yvette. Did you know some girls don’t have dicks? You might like to mention it to Grim Gordon the next time he’s got his speculum up your arse.

  330. 330
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    The best cure for feminism is a good smacked botty!

  331. 331
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    She’s a bit quiet at first, but after a couple of Pernod & blacks she goes like a train.

  332. 332
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    She works weekends in a window in Amsterdam. One hundred euros, and believe me, you’ll have trouble walking afterwards, especially if you let her wear her strap on.

  333. 333
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    It’s true she likes it rough, but please don’t mark the bitch, I have to make my money don’t I?

  334. 334
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    That space is reserved for the giant photo of Clare Short.

  335. 335
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Can you imagine getting a blow job from Lady Ashton? If she was thinking of a carrot your cock would be history, Still, it’s good to know what happened to Shergar.

  336. 336
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    So that’s what they mean by Stockholm Syndrome.

  337. 337
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    I doubt it, she doesn’t do gay porn or scat.

  338. 338
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    The good news is she will do watersports for an extra £50. No hardsports though, fuck off Oaten.

  339. 339
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Sadly they vetoed my suggestion “Fill my slut mouth with cum big boy.” Political correctness gone mad.

  340. 340
    denverthen says:

    Ahhh, just imagining a six foot high poster of a scantily clad Emily Nomates. One can but dream.

  341. 341
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    To be fair, Sir Michael White was quite miffed when he found out that Gay Gordon was using his missing Mont Blanc to frig little Edwina Milipede. Still, it stopped him from sucking his pen in future.

  342. 342
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    But only one of them works for my parliamentary escort agency. Sorry Clare, but I’m in this business to make money, an alien concept for a communist I know.

    Good news chaps, Nadine’s found her old rectal thermometer. It’s all included in the price (£100/hour, cash only).

  343. 343
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Gordon gives it out, he doesn’t take it. Bring your own lube though, he’s no spending his bawbies on vaseline, as his dear old dad Ebenezer told him, if the bitch doesn’t want her arse hurt, she’ll soon learn to buy her ain KY.

  344. 344
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Lily, do you still take it up the arse? If so, I can find you some work now you’ve given up the unequal battle with music.

  345. 345
    Matthew Taylor says:

    check out Nadine’s facebook groups. Apparently advertisements targeted at women degrade them, but facebook groups like WE LOVE LATEX are empowering

  346. 346
    Mark Oaten says:

    can I eat their shit please

  347. 347
    Ed Balls says:

    I have had an opportunity to look in detail at the figures you quoted and I can confirm that they are, on this occasion, correct.

  348. 348
    Georgeous George says:

    I cannot help recall but wasn’t The Clear the name for THG which athletes thought was an undetectable steroid. More detecting needs to be done perhaps?

  349. 349
    Martin says:

    “The best cure for feminism is a good smacked botty!” Couldn’t agree more, do you slap your wives, or does she slap yours?

  350. 350
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Nadine finds that £100/hour is immensely empowering. Uniforms are no problem, the rubber mistress look is proving very popular, and it’s wipe clean too. Nadine’s very big on hygiene.

  351. 351
    MILF fancier says:

    To Socialism has murdered 150 million people.
    Sir you are completely correct. It’s funny how no feminist you ever meet is attractive or feminine or even pleasant!!!!!
    Soon they will realise that spewing bile and hatred against men will simply result in men ignoring them in favour of totty. ( Harridan Harmsmen Or Megan Fox? It really is no contest!!!!!)
    As for Nadine I’d certainly F*** her and her daughter!!!! Top Totty all round.


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