In a campaign worthy of Jo Swinson it seems Nadine has declared war on London buses displaying 14ft ads of half-naked women trying to flog underwear. “It is becoming more hardcore and shocking. Since when did it become acceptable to have larger-than-life posters of scantily clad women moving up and down every street?” And the giant shirtless Ronaldo/Armani ad is fine though?
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
I like seeing scantily clad women anywhere.
You are a fucking pig Errol.
When a pig is fucking ya it don’t spuzz it’s wizzle just once stand on me.
That Hunt will be fucking ya till ya mum gets home from parents evening.
You youths today are oversexualised. In my day we had to make do with a quick wank of some freckled slag in the dancehall and think ourselves fucking lucky. You don’t know you’re born son. Beat it.
The buses are in league with the Barc.Bros. in trying to destroy Nads sanity as the posters of scantily clad women are whispering to all the voters about Mad Nads expenses piggery.
Also, they are far prettier than an expenses piggy like herself.
Is this the French bird who criticised Osborne yesterday? Perhaps she is gagging for him!!
We’re all bring prudish together.
A world saturated with Internet porn, violence, drugs and a tanking economy and she comes up with this! The woman gas to much time on her hands.
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
Mudoch’s cock tastes of kangeroo anus
Koala Hunt
My cock tastes of ladies’ wee wee
These feminists are surely going to die out though, I mean, it’s basic Darwinism isn’t it? After all, nobody would ever want to actually fuck one of these beasts would they?
Mind you, there are a few cuckold men, who let mankind down and who should be gassed, so perhaps they will survive.
Strange that I never hear these Feminist hypocrites launching campaigns to get the infestation of semi naked men off the TV. You don’t get to see naked women’s arses on TV adverts, but there are plenty of blokes getting the women all hot and bothered.
Please could you advise me of the schedule, Mr Ned. I’m not getting anything like that on my televisual receiver, despite paying my licence fee.
Has anyone seen the Dolce & Gabbana magazine ad where four dodgy looking foreign Johnnies are sitting around a table looking Mean ‘n’ moody. One is in his underpants and the others are in various stages of undress. They are all sweaty and displaying some shocking table manners.
I bet Nad and Harriet have got that one framed.
true. some of them would even go this far..shudder
opps here the link
http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/23210-fat-naked-blob-of-shit
I remember those days,we thought we were lucky!
In 1966 Barclaycard’s first on-screen ad was called Travelling Light; it was targeted at women and featured the famous Barclaycard Bikini Girl who, oblivious to the shocked looks of passers-by, is seen making her way down a busy shopping street buying clothes and records, wearing nothing but a lilac-coloured bikini and carrying her Barclaycard in the bikini bottom. The advert finished with the line, ‘Barclaycard: all a girl needs when she goes shopping.’
What the advertisers know is that most women are turned on by pictures of other women in sexy undies.
Nearly every glossy woman’s magazine is filled with pictures of nearly naked women in underwear. (Well worth a look).
The female readers obviously don’t object because they continue to buy the magazines.
I can’t see any men objecting to pictures of scantily clad women either.
There are a lot of things in life which offend me, but I understand that I just have to accept them; I suggest Nadine does the same, and stops being silly.
Ah, the Grattan Catalogue, lingerie section, 1973. Happy memories
fuck me what a memory.either you worked for barclycard or you filmed the ad.
The Conservatives are at it again.
This time Nadine is talking women down
The Tory Totty will rise up in protest
But will Boris teach her the error of her ways?
Baroness Udders set to be cleared. Oi Guido, time to reset your crosshairs for this trougher if she manages to get away with this.
WE don’t seem to be able to add comments to the Blog Of Nadine Dorries.
DOES ANYONE know why this shhould be so?
I just wanted to tell her about lingerie models and how they brighten up our lives, when we are forced to travel by public transport and stuff like that.
I have facebooked her just in case.
Correct Cameron No 1
The hate filled feminist commisar freak show has had its day. It is mainly the hatred of old political bags for younger nubile and desirable women, taken out on men for being interested in said attractive women. The left will not be finally smashed until feminism and eco-freakery are destroyed as well.
Nadine is a lefty? She kept that under her bra
Let’s hope she doesn’t get into bed (metaphorically speaking) with Harriet. What a freaky combo dat would be.
Its always been the case really – strange alliance between feminism and religious/moral conservatism (small c).
Oh I don’t know I hear Hatmenperson is handy with a strap-on
To Socialism has murdered 150 million people.
Sir you are completely correct. It’s funny how no feminist you ever meet is attractive or feminine or even pleasant!!!!!
Soon they will realise that spewing bile and hatred against men will simply result in men ignoring them in favour of totty. ( Harridan Harmsmen Or Megan Fox? It really is no contest!!!!!)
As for Nadine I’d certainly F*** her and her daughter!!!! Top Totty all round.
Unfortunately as a result of these remarks she may have to put up with some media attention.
she hates all this meedya attenshun really
do media whores need to be in a state of undress?
it’s all to distract from the fact that Mad Nads has hidden her pot of expenses gold in the bra of one of these scantily cald women
No breasts? Check. Ludicrously distorted spine? Check. Peculiar and distracting shadow? Check.
As a manufacturer of highly-regarded software used within the creative industries, this kind of work is degrading to our product, Photoshop℠. Please count yourselves lucky that this has not been reported to the appropriate authorities.
fuck off Adobe it was a cgi
It looks like a photoshop disaster to me.
she will be ecstatic if she comes here for a read
Tshk! You wait hours for a half-naked woman then 5 come along all at once.
good job your not dyslexic !
This your Latest post ever Fawkes
I think i would bottle it if i got propositioned by an 14ft half naked woman ,imagine the bill at the resturant !
Tell yr old man the Ides are coming up, Calpurnia.
FFS, has Guido run out of things to stir up?
Only burqa-clad women should be plastered along the sides of buses.
Plastered under the wheels would be preferable in that case.
To all burqa babes out there – thank you for curbing my sexual lust.
yeah like this. it should be conspiricy to supply a controlled drug. But like MP’s cops are a breed apart from the rest of us.
Christ on a bendy bus, Nadine is right around the bend.
Has she decided where she and her employees – I mean children – actually live these days? That would be a more useful insight.
Truth is, these posters just remind the mad Scouser what she used to have…..
Believe me, MILF lovers, she’s still got it, as you can find out at my parliamentary escort agency. For an extra £50 she’ll wear her old nurse’s uniform, but if you catch MRSA we take no responsibility.
Send her my way.
Didn’t we have a deal, Nick?
Have you passed the four tests?
Of course – my parliament’s always been hung.
Can I get in on this? It’s gone quiet over here.
Sorry Ed, Nadine hasn’t got a cock, unlike Yvette. Did you know some girls don’t have dicks? You might like to mention it to Grim Gordon the next time he’s got his speculum up your arse.
I have had an opportunity to look in detail at the figures you quoted and I can confirm that they are, on this occasion, correct.
We are all staring at buses together…….now fuck off georgie porgie your jobs done.
arf!
It is really shocking.But life is full of unexpected things,just as the old saying”Fact is stranger than fiction”.
Half naked?
Clothes on the top-clothes on the bottom.
Dorries is a pain in the arse,with her hollier than thou,victim mantra.
Your’e a politician FGS, go away and join the pompous Lib Dems.
I look more like the bloody bus(without the red though) and if I looked like that(which I did yonks ago) I would have loved to be on a poster.
She says it’s hardcore too.
Perhaps she’s going mad and mistaking the windows of the buses for flange?
She’s being chased by a thousand million shivering furry holes
Perhaps for research purposes she should look at some.
Put it on expenses.
She’s a bit quiet at first, but after a couple of Pernod & blacks she goes like a train.
I’d double dip that.
What’s wrong with being sexy?
SexIST.
For goodness’ sake don’t show Nadine or Mr T the Bravissimo catalogue.
Shouldn’t that be Bravissima if you know what I mean?
I remember when I was a boy casting my eyes over the underwear adverts on the underground escalator. Bit like a thrashing from the head – it never did me any harm.
poor Hunt I had a gratton catalogue
What about COOPER-BALLS ?
Has she been exploited by some hunk of a journalist ?
Yes, that’s perfectly correct. She is fed up with my maggot and wants a real sized man. As long as Gordon still wants me I just don’t care.
Rumours of a split.
i thought the rumours were that she had a pair of danglers
Here, sooey, sooey!
I ain’t gonna hurt ya!
Soeey, sooey!
Could have fun here.
Seeing as these maniacs have completely transformed the UK in the last 13 years without so much as a by your leave I reckon the contributors of this blog could come up with a few comments of their own along the lines of “Since when did it become acceptable….”
“Since when did it become acceptable to (Insert comment here…)”
I’ll start:
Since when did it become acceptable to steal from the public purse and then think that because you’re an MP you’re above the law…
Since when did it become acceptable to have your neighbourhood covered in garbage because it’s somehow environmentally friendly not to collect it…
etc
Since Tony Blair first appeared…
“Since when did it become acceptable… to make something illegal but give them no way of knowing they’ve broken the law till the law takes them to court….
Legalise personal breathalizers for for everyone…
Ignorance of the law erm, is the right thing to do.
Quite. With almost every other law, theft, murder, rape, you KNOW when you’ve been bad, but no way of being SURE over drinking.
I’ve read the ACPO view on why they want to be the only judicury over this, but there is no REAL reason why a properly calibrated, authorised, printer included machine can not be available.
I propose driving drunk insurance
My local pub (in Germany) had one of those machines, at the end of the evening we used to see who could get the most insanely high score. Some bloke from Manchester used to win every time.
If you want a hand-held unit, Halfords sell them.
In loads of countries where they drink wine with lunch as part of the diet police don’t even bother breathalising people at the weekend because EVERYONE is over.
since when did it become acceptable to ban a whole country from smoking in a bar but exempt mp’s bars from it ?
or to prevent the population of Britain owning a British passport unless you are a doctor or an MP which can include doctors that were not born here
Steamy lady rolling in sand, dressed in skin tight jeans and scanty Tee-Shirt, cut away at back?
No it’s an episode of “Desert Rescue 911″ !!
Rule No 1: “Stay with your camel”
When Labour’s bestest voting chums the mooselimbs get more power the stupid bitch won’t have to worry about scantily clad wimmin they will all be covered in burkas or buried modestly up to their necks in the ground while religion of peace men hurl stones at their (gasp) exposed heads.
It’s nothing but envy from the boilersuited brigade of mingers – like lefties, wimmin usually reserve their greatest hatred for each other.
how true, how true
Compared to a labour MP she isn’t that munty so I really don’t know why she talks women down so much, be it this or stopping them have abortions.
Maybe her lovers keep going off with others
Spot on. The feminist principles start to develop as the looks fade.
Yesterday we had Caroline Flint claiming that she resigned from the Cabinet because she was treated as ‘window dressing’.
As one wag on here commented – what sort of shop window was that? A builders merchants?
I was a little bit impressed by Flint on QT last night.
I remembered her as a quasi-munter with a horrid Cockney accent.
She wasn’t quite as bad as that. Not quite.
She works weekends in a window in Amsterdam. One hundred euros, and believe me, you’ll have trouble walking afterwards, especially if you let her wear her strap on.
can anybody tell me if Lord Ashcroft has anything to do with this?
I abdicate my responsibility for answering that question. Given the circumstances it is the only honourable thing to do. Unreserved apologies to my family and friends, and all those I have hurt, by taking this stance.
Next!
When i first looked at this I thought it was the caption comp. – Have you been screwed by labour too?
‘Do you work in a strip club?’
Gaffe-prone Prince Philip puts his foot in it again with female Navy sea cadet
Maybe it was the sea air. Or perhaps it was just Prince Philip doing what Prince Philip does best.
The Duke of Edinburgh entrenched his reputation for indelicate pronouncements yesterday by asking a young Navy sea cadet instructor if she worked in a strip club.
His question provoked howls of laughter from 24-year-old Elizabeth Rendle and her friends as he visited their barracks
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1257278/Do-work-strip-club-Gaffe-prone-Prince-Philip-puts-foot-again.html
He is a star.
Oh how I wish I could have siad something like that
well done to the old fart
a real ice breaker !
Excellent.
Great reporting…
Gaffe-prone Prince Philip puts his foot in it again with female Navy sea cadet
….
‘It was a joke and we were all laughing which drew everyone else’s attention. I don’t think he put his foot in it. It was a joke and I didn’t take any offence.’
that’s the mail for you
I have little but contempt for hereditary privilege but Phil the Greek is a star!
Back when i was a solider he came to visit our base. Cue 3 days of cleaning and painting everything. We where ordered to ‘pick up all unwanted sticks’ in this little wooded area. Cue many shouts of ‘is this stick wanted corporal?’.
They even took up the speed bumps lest they offend him. Those soldiers not specifically briefed to speak to him where ordered on pain of something very unpleasant not to be seen anywhere near the areas he was visiting lest he speak to someone who had not been correctly briefed.
No one with even a light tan was allowed anywhere near him.
Prince Phillip, a true gentleman.
What does Phil the Greek say when he meets Mandelscum ? Or rent boy Brown ?
“Is it true people like you have to keep tampons up your bottoms because you’ve wrecked your sphincters?”
Tactlessness is one of the early indicators of senility.
It is a sign of deteriorating brain function.
its been a long journey for Phil then
At least he has a sense of humour and he gets to meet people. Hasn’t the Daily Mail heard of service banter?
The best that Mandelson could manage was, “Ooh, that guacamole looks nice” when looking at mushy peas in a northern chippy.
Prince Philip actually served in the Navy so I guess he knows a lot about the world. Whereas “Lord Peter” has a totally different knowledge of “sailors”.
That guacamole story actually happened to someone else.
Good story, though.
Female porn director to fight Parliament seat in Kent
A female pornographic film director has been selected as the Liberal Democrat prospective parliamentary candidate for Gravesham, Kent
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/8563214.stm
“Hug A Hoodie” is one of her films
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1257210/Porn-film-director-Anna-Arrowsmith-selected-Lib-Dem-Parliamentary-candidate.html
There’s no business like show business…
Mad Nads will be appalled
Given that half ZanuLabour MPs and PPCs are “hoodies”,
This does not change much…
Just look at them howling in the House of Commons behind the imposter Brown…
One of her films is called “Where”s the Rent Boys”
You could not make it up…
They are in the ZanuLabour Chief Whip’s Office, all over the BBC and, of course, in Mandelscum’s mansion…
Did she shoot the film there ??!
Decadence…
Total decadence…
Where’s the rent boys ?
just ask any Labour MP for phone numbers locations etc
Thats the one 5 bellies husband was watching, isn’t it ?
she’s had Liberal amounts splashed on her in her time
so why not join the largest collection of sexual deviants the country has to offer
maybe she could do a Fiona Richmond and shag them all one by one and write a column every week about how good/bad it was !
Limp Dem’s “Belle de Jour”
Is that what it has come to ?!
Another NBN* PPC, then?
*Nailed by Nick.
No !
That’s Limpempick’s job..the Tester…
Nick’s still in tbe Boys Band
Doesn’t understand this type of thing yet…
Though he will when he becomes Deputy Prime Minister and has the desk Prezza used to fuck interns on…
This should save the cash strapped Libdems a packet, they can get her to film their party broadcasts. Sarah Tether meets Nick Clegg in a well hung Parliament with Jo Swinson as make up artist.
And Jaqui five bellies could get free porn from her for her hubbie as well when there is a Lub Dem coalition..
Decadence
F’ing decadence…
can I eat their shit please
since when? Errr about 1966, I think, Nadine.
LORD ASHCROFT UPDATE
Tory MPs walked out of a cross-party inquiry into the award of a peerage to the controversial Conservative Party donor Lord Ashcroft, it has been disclosed.
The three Conservatives on the Commons Public Administration Committee said that they will not take part in a special, one-off hearing due to be held next week, saying it would become a “political circus”.
The committee chairman, the senior Labour MP Tony Wright, announced last week that members from all three main parties had agreed to the session to explore the undertakings Lord Ashcroft gave about taking up residence in the UK when he was made a peer in 2000.
It followed his disclosure that he had remained a “nom dom” for tax purposes, which meant he has not had to pay UK taxes on his overseas earnings, much of it believed be in the Central American state of Belize.
Dr Wright insisted at the time that the committee had “no interest in the party dimension of this matter”.
However the Conservative David Burrowes confirmed on Thursday night that he and his two fellow Tory members – Ian Liddell-Grainger and Charles Walker – had decided that they would not take part.
Nobody really gives a fuck about that – like we don’t know they’re all on the make ‘n’ take.
but don’t you understand – he put these Ashcroft encouraged too much Government spending, and hedge funds . He deregulated the banks, he didn’t equip her majesty’s forces well enough, he has introduced over 5000 needless and useless laws, he signed up for Lisbon and of course put these posters on the busses.
It was nothing to do with Gordon (or Tony or the usless 400 MPs)- he just had a £50K illegal slush fund thats all, and has never answered a question yet.
We must have an enquiry into Convict Ashcroft and when it finds him guilty we must leave him to the rising tide under Westminster bridge.
ibid
Ashcroft spelt B O R I N G…
These Tory MPs should bloody well get stuck into this
And spend all their time on the “Committee”" denouncing the ZanuLabour crooks of which there are far more than the Tories have…
Starting with their 3 soon to be 4 Labour MPs in Criminal Court yesterday…
Where are their cojones…
If they don’t want to take part in a political circus why do they attend PMQ’s every week?
If she’s so concerned about womens’ rights then why did she cower before that immam in her recent tv humiliation. Those fuckers would have her firmly chained – literally and metaphorically, anad she whimpered before that c’unt like a slave.
It’s true she likes it rough, but please don’t mark the bitch, I have to make my money don’t I?
Jon Venebles real identity has been revealed. He is now known as Mr Patel.
If you know anybody with this name, kick the fuck out of him in case it’s Venebles.
Wow, Venables has changed his name to Venebles.
The Master Of Disguise.
I saw a homosexual man in Asda yesterday with his cock in a bottle of washing up liquid.
Fucking fairy, I thought to myself
i saw a black guy in the same asda
with his cock in a trifle
i said what are you doing ?
he said ” i is fucking dis custard !
hahaha vintage. My dad used to tell that one in the 60′s.
I’ve cum in dis pear.
Fairy liquid..
Is that it ?
Decadence
Total fooking decadence as the Tartan Tosspots would say…
The Prime Mentaist was caught with his dick in the biscuiit tin.
Fuckin’ crackers, I thought to myself.
I wonder if the Uddha of Suburbia will be laughing later?
Nadine has done some good – I was happier than Tally-Ho Cast Iron watching a defenceless canine get its legs ripped off whilst standing round chortling with his Eton chums when she served McBride his writ, but she’s off the mark with this one.
Shame Guido could only manage half the story about ND. Takes the juicy bit and leaves the meat. Much like the propaganda machine of ZaNu Labour.
A naked Ronaldo? Does Lord Mongleson know?
they dont want to offend the muslims you see
a couple of years ago we had this where i live
the muzzies complained about the billboards
and the council banned them
personally i would like to see full frontal’s with legs akimbo advertising nothing more than nail polish
that would piss em off !
Jeeez… I can see the steam rising from those burkas.
You mean they don’t want any photos of me in my Y Fronts ?
That’s shocking…
a mini skirt burka and no knickers
Full-frontal, eating bacon butties whilst lying in a bath of beer. While reading the Qu’oran.
If only they could put the ad on the back of the bus…
That space is reserved for the giant photo of Clare Short.
is this a competition, I like competitions …. ?
“I’m Not a Politically Correct Feminist, but…” I know who wears the trousers …..
I see no underwear.
“I’m Not a Politically Correct Feminist, but…” can you get one on the John Lewis list?
ohh, I love this, it’s fun
OH !
CCHQ came under renewed pressure today to install a “panic button” on its website to protect David Cameron’s Conservatives from The Labour Party bloggers and in particular Martin Day.
Labour’s deputy leader Harriet Harman demanded “swift action” to ensure protection forDavid Cameron’s Conservatives was kept up to date with changing technology.
Martin would you like to see what a real socialist pussy looks and smells like?
Tweet, tweet.
Don’t say yes Martin, it will snap your hand off.
obviously he has the time to do it , living off all the benefits liebour just give to people and don’t have any intention of working for a living.
thats socialism for you, just parasites living off hard working people.
uunlike bankers
I don’t have a problem with people advertising smalls by showing other people wearing them. I dislike it when they try to use sex to advertise cars, shower gel or sofas. Most ads put me off the product.
“Advertising is the rich asking for more money.”
Don’t knock it – advertising is a way of persuading the stupid to buy animal heads and genitalia mashed up and slipped into long edible plastic socks, thereby saving precious landfill space.
very eeeeecological Tuscan…
You must be a leftie talking like that…
Is Polly Twaddle with you again ?
Or Cheerie..?
I’m a recovering organic farmer, FYF.
Bob, rumour has it her place isn’t actually in Tuscany at all, the cheap doggette.
Where is it then ?
In Switzerland like any self-respecting Socialist ?!
I don’t know if it’s trendy to like or dislike this advert, can one of my champagne socialist set please advise. Oh and ‘Fuck Off’ David Cameron …. street cred restored …. off to do something multi culti now
all from my new home in a Gloucestershire village
Lily, do you still take it up the arse? If so, I can find you some work now you’ve given up the unequal battle with music.
who remembers the coltish Eva Herzigova practically stopping traffic with her “Hello Boys” wonder bra ads.
Lovely stuff
Ah yes, she was number one investment in my ‘wank bank’ They never went bust and always gave me a good return on my investments.
So looks like YET ANOTHER Labour scumbag is going to get charged for troughing, yet the BBC don’t report it.
The BBC drugged rent boys don’t do reporting on Labour theft, smearing and lying..
Not in their Charter…
She’s only jealous now her face is looking old and her neck is becoming like a turkey. Leave these beautiful adverts alone, we need some spice in this miserable cesspit of a country since Nu Liarbour were elected. Fooking miserable cow Nadine just because you can’t hack it anymore.
Burnt to cd.thanks
Vote Lib Dem and get Anna Span’s hard core porn films on BBC 1 every night!!
Don’t disturb me I’m busy wanking over the Lib Dem manifesto: more porn for all, BDSM, MILFs, clown porn, anal, lezza, granny porn, woorrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
Gt to be better than Web Cameron or Gordon gurning on Youtube. Perhaps she can persuade Nick to do a Cameo role in “Women I Shagged #31″
May be Nick will get his”Clegg over”
finally, a good joke
Any news of Purcell ?
Where he has fled to ?
Sicily ?
Rehab? Prison?
No charges yet ?
Must have slipped something to Tartan Plod…
Are injunctions flying Guido ??
Gordon loves those ads with his good friend David Beckham posing in his thong looking like a raddled, middle-aged rent-boy.
Does Beckham play on Gordon’s rocking horse when he visits him in No 10?
Who is the sixth Labour MP being investigated by the police for expenses fraud?
David Cameron ??????
I hear there will be more than a dozen Labour MPs in court before this is over.
Don’t be silly.
He’s a lib dem.
Lord Ashcroft just will not away until David Cameron’s Conservatives have lost the next General Election
The unacceptable face of Toryism
David Cameron’s failure to confront Lord Ashcroft, and his complicity in covering up the facts of his tax status, shows how little respect he has for the British people
IDIOT
Get back on message Martin!
Ashcroft is so last week! This weeks smear is against Little Georgie Osborne and next week the smear campaign is going to be against Samantha Cameron.
Me and my friend Damien have got it all worked out right up to the election.
Enjoy !!
David Cameron’s failure to confront his party’s most generous benefactor over his tax status, and his implicit cover-up of the facts, exposes yet again his judgement, his leadership and his shallow respect for the British people. Why was he too afraid to ask Michael Ashcroft the direct question? Was he foolish enough to think, and did he have so little consideration for the public’s right to know, that the truth should, or could, be hidden through a general election?
That he, or his predecessor William Hague, whose patronage ensured Lord Ashcroft’s peerage, were simply gullible stretches belief. As Lord Tebbit put it: “It would have been better if Ashcroft said what we now know years ago.”
For years, Lord Ashcroft allowed people to believe that he had changed his tax status in line with the assurances he gave in order to secure his peerage when in fact he hadn’t. His emphatic silence throughout testifies to the fact that he knew he was not playing straight with the Government, Parliament, his own party or the electorate. Wanting it both ways, he was prepared to claim domiciled status to attain and retain his peerage but non-domiciled status to avoid paying taxes in the country whose political affairs he is in a position to preside over.
This is a man who has been prepared to have as decisive an influence as possible over which government we have but was unprepared to pay the taxes that should have been due to the Exchequer. A man who is prepared to bankroll a party set on savage cuts in the living standards, job prospects, education and health of people and a country for which he has displayed a contemptuous and cynical disrespect.
Far from censuring Lord Ashcroft and ordering him to put his affairs in order – as he did with Zac Goldsmith, the Tory candidate for Richmond who was also revealed to be a non-dom – David Cameron merely says it is right that the air has been cleared and expects to draw a line swiftly under the affair. That should not be allowed to happen. When the Electoral Commission ruled that Lord Ashcroft was free to channel funds from overseas into the British political system, it exposed the inadequacy of the present rules.
There is no honour in the coincidence of gaining a peerage and being a donor, non-dom, or not, to a political party. Labour peer Lord Paul went some way to addressing his own status by declaring that he would pay full taxes in future. While he and other donors are not directly influencing policy and, unlike Lord Ashcroft, are not at the heart of the party machine, they represent a discredited system of party financing which must be changed and better regulated. Yet it is the Tories, in another act of hypocrisy, which blocked all party talks on reform because they wanted to cut off union funding of Labour – the most transparent and regulated of any form of political donations.
If Michael Ashcroft is the unacceptable face of the Tory Party, David Cameron has proved once again that he is its deeply flawed leader.
Screaming “Ashcroft” at every single opportunity is the only tactic Labour have left.
Brown and his bunch of losers are thoroughly bankrupt, just like the country.
and QT last night proved it
Let’s dissect your argument. Tory flawed, Labour repent and are forgiven forever?
Frankly I am not convinced that you should pay tax in more than one place for earnings not made in this country. Who amongst us would want to party with monies earnt over seas where we might be domicile and pay taxation or levy there?
Labour are not innocent, infact, is it not a indictment against them that so many of their MPs were dragged up before a court yesterday? And the length of time it took Brown to remove the whip, whilst Dave was immediate in that process.
Let’s not split hairs, there is not an innocent party amongst them for keeping things from the public. And if you think that Dave’s leadership is flawed, I doubt there is room on this blog to express the lies, more lies, damn lies and complete and utter porkies from Brown and his close clan.
Face it, Dave didn’t sell our gold when it was at its lowest point. Dave did not claim he’d saved the world, or that there would be no more boom and bust – Dave didn’t claim to be the master of the universe and plunder our pensions. Nor did he send our troops into battle without the right equipment and then attempt to blame just about everyone else without ever taking responsiblity.
Your argument is one sided, utterly pointless and frankly shows the kind of incitelessness only someone wearing rose tinted glasses could possibly bring forward!
send our troops, average age 18 to their deaths
Jesus wept.
FFS. I just saw the name Martin Day and couldn’t be bothered to read beyond the first line. Martin, you may be a nice chap for all I know, but I am sorry you really are a boring C*nt.
LIEBOUR PARACHUTE IN THEIR BIGGEST DONOR INTO ONE OF THEIR SAFEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS, (NOT THE LORDS), IGNORING ALL WOMEN AND ETHNIC SHORTLISTS.
THE UNITE UNION BOSS, JACK DROMEY, THAT BANK ROLLS LIEBOUR, GIVEN THIS BY THE LIEBOUR NEC.
THE RANK HYPOCRITE, HARRIET HARPERSON’S, HUSBAND GIVEN THE REWARD FOR BANK ROLLING THE LIEBOUR PARTY.
IT’S NOT JUST BROWN THAT HAS NO TRUTH IN HIS SOUL, IT’S THE WHOLE OF LIEBOUR, ROTTON TO THE CORE.
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
Or
Labour’s soul is a cesspit…
No trhuth in my soul?
Surely, you mean no truth in that fish on the plate being sole?
It’s the right thing to do
7 one for each day this friday martin day
Lord Paul, who has promised to help bankroll the Labour Party at the next election and is a personal friend of the Prime Minister, denied he had done anything wrong and insisted the claims were within the rules.
Deputy Speaker Lord Paul steps down over expenses row
Lord Paul contributed £45,000 to Gordon Brown’s leadership campaign and is reported to have given more than £400,000 to the Labour PArty.
LIEBOURS NON DOM
Over the weekend it emerged that Lord Paul, a Labour peer, claimed that a flat occupied by one of his employees was his main home, allowing him to claim £38,000 in expenses.
THIS IS TAXPAYERS MONEY GIVEN TO A NON DOM BY LIEBOUR.
THIS IS THE GUY WHO STOLE THE PENSION FROM THE THE STEELWORKERS AND GAVE IT TO LIEBOUR
just how many fuckin’ Martin day’s are there here?
LUVERLY JUBLELY
The world has gone mad, at best and hypocritical at worst. Nadine, according to the photo’s you have shown on your link as exploiting her “assets by wearing a low cut dress and showing some cleavage. The feminists would want us all to be dressed in a burka’ from morning till night. This is hypocritical of these narrow minded sexist people. If these people have the assets and wish to flaunt it then it is THEIR decision.
This country is a cess-pit of dumbed down, infantilised, celebrity and sex obsessed, shopping-addicted cretins. Soft porn ads on the buses is only one symptom of this overall malaise.
Perhaps an attention-seeking airhead/bimbo like Nadine Dorries isn’t the best sort of person to complain about it though.
now even peter kellner of you gov assists brown by pumping up the liebour vote in his polls and reducing the number who will vote conservative, you know he is the husband of the £300k earning eu foreign commandant, who has never ever been elected in her life.
the gap in his polls is truly remarkable, take a look for yourself.
pb/angus reed gives the tories a 13% lead! kellners labour poll gives the tories just 3%.
real scum of the earth labour, just spening other peoples money as usual
YouGov will go out of business after the election if their polls turn out to be incorrect.
No one will hire their services again if there is a whiff of such complicity.
Can you imagine getting a blow job from Lady Ashton? If she was thinking of a carrot your cock would be history, Still, it’s good to know what happened to Shergar.
Would you prefer to see pictures of Baroness Udin or scantily clad lingerie models on the sides of double deckers?
Thought so.
I’d rather see more pictures of my great friend David Beckham showing off his meat and two veg in his posing pouch
I’d rather see images of Brown’s public execution on the side of a bus. We need Longshanks back.
I’d rather see more airbrushed images of me.
Dave, you’re a nice man, a really very nice man… but even the air brushing just doesn’t help mate :p
I’d rather see pictures of Brown underneath a double decker bus.
I see people are picking up on the fact the BBC only refer to the piggy MPs as ‘MPs’ (no mention of being Liebour) but happily mention a TORY Peer.
Also the BBC have not mentioned Harry Cohen nor have the BBC reported anything about Baroness Uddin.
Why is it that nearly all the piggies being fingered are Socialists?
The BBC’s pro-Labour bias is reaching ever more extreme levels. Let’s hope more Tories begin to challenge this like Gove and Graham Stuart did recently.
Jeremy Hunt MP, Shadow Culture Secretary
“I believe that the BBC is a great national institution. I am proud of the BBC. I think that most British people think that we are very lucky to have a BBC and most people who aren’t British, if they don’t have a BBC, wish they did have one.”
“I don’t see the BBC as a State broadcaster. “I think people see the BBC as operating at arms length from the government and it’s very important that it should continue to do so and that’s why we’ve said we will protect the BBC charter.”
So that’s what they mean by Stockholm Syndrome.
Peterory?
I am not a feminist….but…. of course it’s okay to see pictures of muscle bound male imagery. The arts most certainly think so. What’s wrong with you men, don’t you know you should curb your desires to drool over women being utilised to flog undies? Whatever next… bra adverts without hooters to hang in them?
Anna Span? I’m sure I’ve seen that name before.
I doubt it, she doesn’t do gay porn or scat.
“DO NOT VOTE TORY in this General Election!”
Never say never dude. A further decline in fortunes, and an emergency leadership change for Boris Johnson, all bets are off.
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.” “He is a liar”
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.” “He is a liar”
Vote for Brown!
Vote for Brown!
Anna Arrowsmith has asked you bloggers for topical titles for her parliamentry range of porn films ie
Mandelson-Lord of the rings
or Peters liason with Black Rod
all titles will be considered
Perhaps an educational Edward Jizzerhands?
Jackie five bellies Smith and Harriet Halfman is a lesbo epic “Strapped for Gash”
Bleurghhhh!!!
What an ignorant prick David Cameron is
One candidate for a marginal seat recently drove Mr Cameron around his constituency all day on a recent trip, and was shocked that when he dropped Mr Cameron off, the Tory leader got out of the car without so much as a word of thanks.
That’s nothing: a Labour candidate did the same for the PM recently and when Gordon got out of the car he turned on the chap, stabbed him in the face with a bowie knife and then repeatedly kicked him in the stomach and head, after which he dug him a grave, buried him and then danced about on it shouting “hallelujah!”.
Or so I heard.
Tuscan. I heard it was a meat clever and not a Bowie knife – perhaps he used both.
No – that is completely true – happened in Leeds.
Took ages to clear up the mess and Brown was warned about his behaviour by the Downing St cleaner.
Have you just made that up, or can you provide links to a reliable source?
Nadine should get out more. Since when has it become acceptable to have bus stops with an 8 foot women standing astride the urinal bowl of a mens toilet, skirt lifted and evidently pissing on the main street of a northern city centre that I happened to be walking down last weekend? Apparently advertising some TV program – I cannot be sure as I was too disturbed to read it, and I don’t watch TV anyway. Has anyone else seen them, or is it the advertisers adjusting to this northern demographic which is too thick or jaded or simply a liebore heartland full of pervs?
The good news is she will do watersports for an extra £50. No hardsports though, fuck off Oaten.
My husband, my weirdo.
have the bloody Adams Family completely taken over 10 Downing Street?
I seem to remember a rather bold advert for a bra in 2000 by Anna kornikova(sp?) where she was just in her bra the the tag line was “Only the ball should bounce”. I don’t remember there being a big hue and cry over that ad campain.
However it must be good marketing as I remember the advert 10 years on…
Sadly they vetoed my suggestion “Fill my slut mouth with cum big boy.” Political correctness gone mad.
If that pic is “half naked” presumably women wearing a burqa are naked.
YET EVEN MORE LIEBOUR LIES TO TRY TO DECEIVE THE PUBLIC BEFORE THE ELECTION. LIEBOURS RECORD ON BROKEN MANIFESTO PLEDGES IS NOT WORTH A WANK, TAX TO STAY AT 40%, LISBON TREATY REFERENDUM FOR EXAMPLE.
Liam Byrne: No new tax rises under Labour
Labour has pledged to impose no new tax rises despite being warned that increases are the only way to cut record public debt.
LIEBOUR ARE BANKRUPT , SO IS THE NATION,
THEY ONLY HAVE LYING LEFT TO RELY ON.
Byrne’s missif is calculated. In opposition they can carp from the benches that the nasty Tories are raising taxes but Labour would not have. Typical Brown instigated deceit with an eye on 2015. If only he had been as strategic in thought with his decisions on the countries economy.
YET EVEN MORE LIEBOUR LIES TO TRY TO DECEIVE THE PUBLIC BEFORE THE ELECTION. LIEBOURS RECORD ON BROKEN MANIFESTO PLEDGES IS NOT WORTH A W A N K, TAX TO STAY AT 40%, LISBON TREATY REFERENDUM FOR EXAMPLE.
A LYING GOVERNMENT MINISTER SAID.: No new tax rises under Labour
Labour has pledged to impose no new tax rises despite being warned that increases are the only way to cut record public debt.
LIEBOUR ARE BANKRUPT , SO IS THE NATION,
THEY ONLY HAVE LYING LEFT TO RELY ON.
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
Gorgon has no soul he sold it to me, see below.
I Gordon Brown Invoke thee having desire to make a pact
Emperor Lucifer, Master and Prince of Rebellious Spirits, I adjure
thee to leave thine abode in whatsoever quarter of the world it may be
situated, and come hither to communicate with me. I command and I
conjure thee in the name of the mighty living God: Father, Son, and
Holy Ghost: to appear without noise and without any evil smell, to
respond in a clear and intelligible voice, point by point, to all that
I shall ask thee, failing which, thou shalt be most surely compelled
to obedience by the power of the divine Adonay, Eloim, Ariel, Jehovam,
Tagla, Mathon, and by the whole hierarchy of superior Intelligences,
who shall constrain thee against thy will.
Aglon Tetragram veycheon Clyoron Icion Existien Eryona Onera
Erasyn Moyn Meffias Sodomia.
O/T
Any information abour the real level of public borrowing through PFI ??
What percentage of GDP to add to the “official” figures ??!
I’v heard about 22%….
All “off balance sheet” à la Lehman of course…
Gordon Brown has terrible form when it comes to keeping his promises
Jeff Randall says that rewriting history cannot save the Prime Minister – or Britain – from his failures.
MARTIN DAY says:
March 12, 2010 at 10:27 am
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
I see Iain Dale’s referring to LibDem ‘mass debaters’ again !
Really! Somebody should take him in hand!
But will that provide him the solution, DB8?
With more than 39,000 45,000 views, David Cameron’s airbrush hairbrush moment posted by Scrapbook on Tuesday is the 3rd most viewed clip on YouTube. And that’s internationally – not just in Europe or the UK.
Notwithstanding the fact Scrapbook wouldn’t want his hair blowing all over the place either, the most effective campaign memes reinforce what people already think: in this instance that Cameron is vain and shallow. As one journalist suggested yesterday, it might not be Bercow’s rudeness to journalists or Brown storming off Boulton, but it ’s another droplet in a social media drip-drip effect that is undermining the Tory leader. The content of a video may be less significant than whether it goes viral – as this one has.
With tens of thousands of views in such a short period, the velocity of little clips like this could be deadly in the hours following each so-called “Prime Ministerial debate”.
LYING BROWN DEMOLISHED
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
His accompanying comments about “character” appeared to have been scripted by a comedian in need of some fresh material.
“For better or worse, with me what you see is what you get,” said Mr Brown. It is a line so at odds with reality, so manifestly untrue, so utterly ridiculous that one barely knows where to start challenging it.
Was this the same Mr Brown whose shameless evidence to the Chilcot Inquiry was dismissed by Army chiefs as “disingenuous”? The same Mr Brown who unleashed the “forces of hell” on his own chancellor? The same Mr Brown who cannot walk past a national statistic without rebasing its measurement for narrow political advantage (crime, inflation, growth)?
When events defy the Prime Minister’s preferred view of the world, he has a remarkable capacity for applying the Tipp-Ex. History doesn’t haunt him because he either ignores or rewrites it. No British leader in my lifetime has embraced the technique of veracity evasion with greater enthusiasm.
Mr Brown’s most egregious abuse of our credulity, “no more boom and bust”, has been expunged from the script. In its place is a claim that his genius saved us from the ravages of an American-inspired crash. Rather than expiate his sins of profligacy, he seeks to exploit them. Financial disaster is repackaged as a tactical triumph: his triumph.
“I won’t let you down,” Mr Brown promises. Too late, old son, you already have.
Pass me another straw to clutch at.
No, not you, Jackass or your Willy either.
Oh just fuck off.
If Mad Nad is getting worked up about that photo, whats she going to do when Anna Arrowsmith becomes an MP? According to Wiki Anna is a feminist too.
http://www.kentonline.co.uk/images/anna%20arrowsmith.jpg
Those pot bellied balding red faced MP’s in the Commons will be jacking off during PMQ’s if she gets elected.
What a sight.
Is this Martin Day really Ed Balls down in the bunker writing his cos his wife is shagging a journalist?
“Brown is a compulsive liar; he has no truth in his soul.”
SQUUUAAAWKK!! : (flutter) RAWWWWK! (peck,peck)
There might be a benefit in the idea you know.
If they placed a scantily clad ‘Beckett’ on the back of every car, lorry and bus (well maybe not a bus) you would stop tailgaiting overnight. Just think of all the lives that would be saved?
Only sayin’
Caravan might be more appropriate.
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.” “He is a liar”
If you put a pic of Pickles and Widdecombe sixty-nining naked on the back of every car it would cut obesity at a stroke ‘cos nobody would be able to keep any food down.
In fact, thinking about it, I’m off for a good chunder right now…
Let’s not be sexist about this. We could have a scantily-clad Gordon on the back of a double-decker, Mandelson on the back of a bendy bus and Banana Boy on the back of minicabs. You could have Cameron in his cozzie on the back of any vehicle that travels slowly in the middle of the road.
For the discerning motorist – the John Prescott airbag! In a collision it instantly inflates into a facsimile of Prescott’s gut.
“Brown is a compulsive liar: he has no truth in his soul.”
SQUUUAAAWKK!! (flutter) RAAAWWWWK! (ting) (peck)
BREAKING NEWS
NEW TORY POSTER
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
Tat of tat is back
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
Is that a Cast Iron Guarantee ?
Is that a Cast Iron Guarantee ?
Is that a Cast Iron Guarantee ?
Is that a Cast Iron Guarantee ?
Is that a Cast Iron Guarantee ?
ANY NEWS ON THE BARROW UDIN ? Announcement due around 11am apparently
Bet she gets away with it like Barrow Scottie who also broke the law and walked away with a slap on the hand. Didn’t even get her to the dock let alone allow her to refuse to get in the dock.
8 weeks and counting
Yep. Total news blackout on those two.
Good ol’ Max Clifford did a good job there for Labour yet again. Come hither illegally employed housekeeper and I will give you a platform so you can sell your story….
Same as happened to the woman they hounded out of that bullying charity.
Compare and contrast with Max’s behaviour when he was dressing up young ladies in Chelsea strips while he was trashing the Tory party 13 years ago.
It’s when you finally get an overview of who is placing these stories and who is declining to report them you begin to understand how a congenitally incompetent shower of jackasses has been able to maintain power for so long.
It is because the population is being systematically lied to. By the government. By the BBC and by the complete failure of most newspapers to actually report anything rather than a press clipping of total lies prepared by number 10.
In the teeth of such a blizzard of lies and misinformation it is indeed heartening that 39% of voters can still see the truth.
This is the guy who wanted the evil Tories out because they would not (tearS) build her a ramp to her house (tears) He has had 13 years of Labour government no ramp and not tears
Caption contest please !
Handelsblatt Deutschland
Gordon Brown: A political failure
Gordon Brown hat das Kapital von Labour verspielt und die Partei in eine Neurose geführt.
Gordon Brown has squandered the capital of Labor and led the party into a neurosis.
Am Ende fühlen sich alle vom britischen Premier verraten: die Unternehmer, die durch Steuern gebeutelte Mittelklasse, die Schwachen, die Browns Wohlfahrtsbürokratie als Karikatur einer wahren Sozialpolitik empfinden.
Everybody feels betrayed by the British prime minister: the entrepreneurs the beleaguered middle class with , the weak who see Browns welfare bureaucracy as a caricature of a real social policy.
The BBC wish to announce that Britain, under the superb tutilage of Gordon Brown is now well and truly back on the road to recovery. The weather is set fair for the next few months. Money is pouring into the Exchequers vaults. No Labour politicians have been accused of anything. David Beckham is due a Knighthood for services rendered. And Cheryl Cole will get better, promise.
“I very much hope and trust and pray that our prime minister didnt go and use our troops as cover for his performance at chilcott.”
Kelvin MacKenzie said…
“Brown is a compulsive liar; he has no truth in his soul.”
…………. and the audience went wild and applauded as one – at length !
…………. this has just confirmed the Tory GE victory !
The Tories will use this quotation – again and again !
Dave will include it in all his speeeches – even in the TV debates !
Fantastic – many thanks KM
Bunkered Bullyboy Brown’s Buggered !!!
It really resonates doesn’t it!
And it is so-o-o true
And I should know
Murdoch for his part ordered MacKenzie to appear on BBC Radio 4′s The World This Weekend in the aftermath of the controversy to apologise. MacKenzie was quoted on the programme as saying
“ It was my decision and my decision alone to do that front page in that way and I made a rather serious error. ”
In 1993 he told a House of Commons National Heritage Select Committee that
“ I regret Hillsborough. It was a fundamental mistake. The mistake was I believed what an MP said. It was a Tory MP. If he had not said it and the chief superintendent (David Duckenfield) had not agreed with it, we would not have gone with it. ”
In 1996, MacKenzie again discussed the matter on Radio 4 but this time claimed:
“ The Sun did not accuse anybody of anything. We were the vehicle for others. ”
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar”
SQUUUAAAWKK!! (flutter) RAAAWWWWK! (ting) (peck)
just like browns drinking mate , spire normerg, allowing the doctored photos in the mirror and having to resign.
Despite Brown being a compulsive Nokia throwing bullyboy thug and liar (never mind also being Mrs Rochester and Macavity), I have finally worked out what is bothering me about Dave.
Having read Andrew Rawnsley’s “The End of the Party” on page 9 he quotes Mandelson “There was great emphasis on managing the media at the expense of managing policy. There was a sense that if you got the story right, you’d acheived something and that is not how government is”.
I keep waiting for Dave to knock me out with common sense policies, But I fear he really is the heir to Blair.
Unless the next 8 weeks reveal a conviction, consensus politician with real solutions rather than style manufactured sound bites, I am going to have to vote for someone else.
Come on Dave, ignore the media, start addressing the electorate on the economy, crime, prisons and the police, education, immigration, transport, benefits, health and how to reduce big government and waste.
Tony Blair and Gordon Brown ruled purely to undermine the opposition and stay in power rather than for the good of the country.
I suspect Dave will be exactly the same unless he can change my percetion over the next 8 weeks change.
Uddin in the clear!!!!
and Brown always tells the Truth
“Brown is a compulsive liar; he has no truth in his soul.”
BIG WOBBLING TITS!
How dare you print naked women!
I shall start a self-serving media campaign against you anti-wimmin haters.
I saw an old video recording recently of Uddin during which she stated that she couldn’t foresee herself living anywhere else but East London.
i repeat my post
Martian Day says:
March 12, 2010 at 10:51 am
ANY NEWS ON THE BARROW UDIN ? Announcement due around 11am apparently
Bet she gets away with it like Barrow Scottie who also broke the law and walked away with a slap on the hand. Didn’t even get her to the dock let alone allow her to refuse to get in the dock.
8 weeks and counting
I cannot help recall but wasn’t The Clear the name for THG which athletes thought was an undetectable steroid. More detecting needs to be done perhaps?
Baroness Uddin = Another fuc*ing whitewash.
Surely any member of the public can sue her – charge her with false accounting, misrepresentation, whatever?
That’s the way to do it!
No evidence! – obviously needed to be caught on a CCTV camera for the Police to have a clue!
CPS? Crooked Prosecution Service!
Like I said she was guranteed to get away with it
and still 30% vote for this shower What the FUCKITY FUCK!!!
There’s time for us all to email the DailyPolit*cs Show with
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
daily.politics@bbc.co.uk
cabin crew strike march 27th 4 days
let’s just hope they all lose their jobs, they are so far up their own arses any way, deserve to go under any way
What the fuckingfuck?
Insufficient evidence?
With a magazine of 10 rounds……….LOAD!
From The Independent – UK still in intensive care;
“Mortgage lending to people buying a home dived by 49 per cent during January following the end of the Government’s stamp duty holiday, figures showed today.
Only 32,000 loans, worth £4.7 billion, were advanced during the month, around half the level seen during December, the Council of Mortgage Lenders said”
“And the giant shirtless Ronaldo/Armani ad is fine though?” Well I’ve no objections…
More seriously, the photo you’ve illustrated it with is a really beautiful image. It’s not pornographic, it’s not lewd, it’s an image of beauty of a thing of beauty.
If you will forgive the pun, Nadine needs to stop getting her knickers in a twist with this breast-envy thing. We don’t have Sharia Law here; women don’t have to cover themselves head to foot.
Starmer.
Bit of a dog toffee I feel.
We are somewhat fooked – eh?
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar”
Is that a Cast Iron Guarantee ?
about as much as was the Labour manifesto to put the vote to the people until they fucking realised the vote would be a fucking resounding NO!!!!!!
Now fuck off you total knob end
Vote for Brown or you suck cocks
Can I just say I think Gordon is a great man, stop calling him a lying gay one eyed Scottish fuck faced Commie mong.
I love Gordon Brown. He gives me the horn.
Dear “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar”
Please refrain from asking us to stop saying that
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul”
The fact of the matter is that Brown is a compulsive liar; he has no truth in his soul”
No way Gordon rocks, he’s never told a lie in his life. Did you know he won three VC’s in WW1, He told me so.
SQUUUAAAWKK!! (flutter) RAAAWWWWK! (ting) (peck)
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar”
And all the lobby journalists have known this for years. They are part and parcel of this corrupt system too.
But why would they want to change things when they can earn so much money from it? The lobby journalists are just as corrupt as brown.
Last years’ press conference after the local and eu elections, made it quite clear that “Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar”
Brown had his henchmen phone all the lobby journalist prior to the elctions and told them that darling was to be replaced by the sperm maker. As you all know, he blatantly denied this in his live press conference.
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar”
To be fair, Sir Michael White was quite miffed when he found out that Gay Gordon was using his missing Mont Blanc to frig little Edwina Milipede. Still, it stopped him from sucking his pen in future.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/jeffrandall/7422606/Gordon-Brown-has-terrible-form-when-it-comes-to-keeping-his-promises.html
Jeff Randall says that rewriting history cannot save the Prime Minister – or Britain – from his failures.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/jeffrandall/7422606/Gordon-Brown-has-terrible-form-when-it-comes-to-keeping-his-promises.html
Under Labour, Britain has shed manufacturing jobs at an alarming rate: about 1.7 million have disappeared since 1997. In that year, manufacturing accounted for 20.9 per cent of the United Kingdom’s GDP. By the time of the last election, it was down to 13.6 per cent. Today, it is lower still.
other key indicators have moved in the opposite direction: unemployment is up, taxes are up, national insurance is up, total borrowings (state and personal) are up, as are pension pot deficits.
Even with sterling’s 25 per cent devaluation (against a basket of global currencies) in the past three years, the UK’s trade gap for January reached £8 billion. Whither Mr Brown’s push for competitiveness?
Between 2000 and 2010, the Government’s annual outlay nearly doubled to £700 billion. In order to put Britain’s state finances on a path back to sanity, business lobby groups, the CBI and the Institute of Directors, as well as company leaders, such as Marks & Spencer’s chairman Sir Stuart Rose, are demanding early action to reduce public spending.
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Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar
can you please be a tad more articulate?
what exactly do you mean?
SQUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWKK!! (flutter) RAAAWWWWK! (ting) (peck)
other key indicators have moved in the opposite direction: unemployment is up, taxes are up, national insurance is up, total borrowings (state and personal) are up, as are pension pot deficits.
Even with sterling’s 25 per cent devaluation (against a basket of global currencies) in the past three years, the UK’s trade gap for January reached £8 billion. Whither Mr Brown’s push for competitiveness?
Between 2000 and 2010, the Government’s annual outlay nearly doubled to £700 billion. In order to put Britain’s state finances on a path back to sanity, business lobby groups, the CBI and the Institute of Directors, as well as company leaders, such as Marky&Sparky’s chairman Garden Rose, are demanding early action to reduce public spending.
Clare Short and Nadine Dorries agree on something.
World ends.
But only one of them works for my parliamentary escort agency. Sorry Clare, but I’m in this business to make money, an alien concept for a communist I know.
Good news chaps, Nadine’s found her old rectal thermometer. It’s all included in the price (£100/hour, cash only).
udderly disgwacful
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/mar/12/lady-uddin-no-prosection-expenses
The BBC will be bigging this story up now then as opposed to ignoring it all morning
ok time for flaming crosses
can they do that?the house commitee advise the cops to not do what cops should do.ie investigate
You lot are horrid to Gordon. God we men at the BBC want his arse so badly. Do you know we talk about Gordon every day. My biggest turn on is the idea of lifting his skirt up (sorry kilt) up at the back and getting my hands of that hairy backside. Oh my leather trousers give me the horn.
Gordon gives it out, he doesn’t take it. Bring your own lube though, he’s no spending his bawbies on vaseline, as his dear old dad Ebenezer told him, if the bitch doesn’t want her arse hurt, she’ll soon learn to buy her ain KY.
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar”
email the BBC now
daily.politics@bbc.co.uk
Kelvin MacKenzie said…
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul”
…….. and the QT audience (100% female) applauded as one and at length
I’ve just heard that the Tories have booked a page in The Sun with an image of misery-guts-Brown and Kelvin MacKenzie’s quote of
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul”
Now we’re cooking the gas!
If only Cameron had used that on the one eyed mong the other day.
The best cure for feminism is a good smacked botty!
Ahhh, just imagining a six foot high poster of a scantily clad Emily Nomates. One can but dream.
check out Nadine’s facebook groups. Apparently advertisements targeted at women degrade them, but facebook groups like WE LOVE LATEX are empowering
Nadine finds that £100/hour is immensely empowering. Uniforms are no problem, the rubber mistress look is proving very popular, and it’s wipe clean too. Nadine’s very big on hygiene.
“The best cure for feminism is a good smacked botty!” Couldn’t agree more, do you slap your wives, or does she slap yours?