Friday Caption Contest (Oink Edition)
Another Twittish Tweet from Kerry McCarthy | BBC
What’s the Point of Our Anti-Business Secretary? | Ruth Porter
HuffPo Hiring Pro-Iranian Mehdi “Act of Desperation” | Fox News
Krugman is Seductive, Simplistic and Unrealistic | Jeremy Warner
Lower Taxes, Higher Growth, the Statistical Evidence | CPS
Bash the Unions, Gatecrash the Quangos | ConservativeHome
I Told You So: Euro is Doomed | Douglas Carswell
PM Speaks for the Nation When Bashing Balls | Quentin Letts
Time for an Alliance | Dan Hannan
Farage’s Plan | ConservativeHome
Guardian Open News is a Failure | Heather Brooke
Balls Calls for Deeper Cuts | Speccie
Lessons from the Thirties | CPS
PMQs Idiots | Harry Cole
Jon Cruddas is Not the Messiah | Dan Hodges
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Spot the difference
Big Campign to unseat Tony McNulty MP as a benefits cheat
http://www.harrowtimes.co.uk/news/5057602.MP_accused_of__crimes_against_democracy_/
Interviewer: “Where did you get the pig?”
Masked man: “I found ‘im in London, there’s thousands like ‘em”.
Policeman: “Oink!”
We’re all oinking together.
I’m not. I don’t exist.
You’ll exist to big Vern in the showers though.
Oh damn, as a confirmed bachelor you like that sort of thing?
Somebody was staying at Clariges whilst your chaffeur drove you home afterwards, your Lordship.
Southern European countries seek debt bailout in pictoral form
Don’t mention Lord Hanningfield over there!
Socialism is stealing and it was good to see the 3 looking so uncomfortable yesterday. It is difficult to beleive that the state pays these sort of people – wtf do they actually do tht is useful.
They vote for 42 day detention without trial. They vote for DNA tests for those merely questioned about a crime. They vote to abolish double jeopardy. They vote to suspend the right to silence. They vote for compulsory ID cards. They vote to ban smoking.
They cheer to the rafters when an opposition MP is arrested on spurious ‘national security’ grounds.
They loot and they loot and they loot so that not even the politicised DPP and police can turn a blind eye.
And then they claim parliamentary privilege.
They are to democracy what Harold Shipman was to geriatric healthcare.
Harold Shipman was reducing NHS waiting lists! More than can be said for the ZaNuLab crooks.
I was only killing Tory voters, like I was ordered too.
That bastard Blair had M15 hang me in my own cell instead of giving me a pardon like he promised.
I smell bacon.
Come along quietly sir, we’ll just take you back to the sty-shun
(best brummy accent – Station – get-it? oink oink)
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy got a hat,
this little piggy got sent down, this baroness got a flat.
*claps*
This weeks Daily Mirror “Spot The Difference” competition proves too taxing for readers.
Ditto
Im looking for socail justice, God willing
Two of a kind.
Elliot Morley stops to ask policeman the way to court.
Stop the competition!!, I ereby declares this the winner
Oooh, I’m English and Proud, just like you Duckie! Mwah, mwah!
No you’re not, you’re a four-by-two.
Look, I’ll have you know that I’m just as much of an English poof as all the other English poofs that say things like “Scotch Socialistic jackboot”, conveniently forgetting that Labour has a big majority in England alone, so this awful Labour government (of which I’m a prominent member, phwoar) is the fault of English poofs like me, rather than our gallant Scottish brethren.
The pig looks like a lot like Baroness Ashton
You’re right. It’s uncanny.
A pig with a Learjet. As befits her status.
Four legs good
Four legs, two wings better.
(flapflapflapflap) OINKOINK!!! OINKOINK!!!
Pig in Learjet?
So they can fly!
Very good.
Elliot Morley, Devine and the rest of the
guiltyaccused had better not get anywhere near an airport anytime soon or the headline has just been written.McBride in his policeman’s fancy dress outfit asks “what have you come as?”
Pig mask “I’ve come as you”
Surely this is the b*itch that should have “married” Gordon Brown – like two peas in a pod,or rather like two turds on the pavement.
You bastard. I clicked on that link and lost my lunch! Christ, she’s a minger – Ashton has all the personal appeal of a liver fluke.
And her boss (and our Emperor) has all the appeal of a wet rag.
Ooops – typo – forgot ‘by your’ – I couldn’t see the screen properly through my tears.
And you said you would still love me in the morning.
Keir Starmer of the Crown Prosecution Service announces that Baroness Uddin will not face charges after the law was changed retrospectively on November 9th to make sure Baroness Uddin would not face charges.
The whereabouts of £100K of taxpayers money is still unkown although the Neasdon Police and Councilling Service of Dakka Lane, Bangladesh village, North Londonistan are believed to be fatally questioning some suspects as we speak.
what I really don’t understand is that the apparent loophole is the ruling that peers only have to visit their main home once a month. However, that is during parliamentary sessions. If the pied a terre in Maidstone is a main home, there are bound to be utility bills showing a massive upswing in use during recess aren’t there? But maybe she uses a mobile phone which she recharges at other people’s houses, doesn’t cook, wears cashmere and fur from head to foot and goes to bed as soon as it is dark.
Britains Biggest Cokeusers don’t come out well from that at all.
The DPP surely must be investigated for this finding?
Uddins got my wallet
Just heard that wonderful phrase on R4 yet again:
“insufficient evidence to secure a likely prospect of conviction”.
I suppose on that basis, in the absence of independent election monitors, we have an “unlikely prospect” of change after the votes are counted.
40 million potential jurors feel short changed.
40 million potential executioners are getting angrier..
I’ll bet they tried really hard to get that evidence too (not)… how about doing her relatives in charge of the housing association for mis-allocation of social housing where she really lives?
Fucking right. They went after Baroness Porter for fucking about with social housing. Surely there are some grounds for investigation if the council department all have the same surname?
Probably all of the same sanctified minority.
Immune from prosecution in case someone screams racist.
The Court of Public Opinion finds her guilty. Send her down.
“One rule for them and one for us troughers in the Lords”. Change the name to the Pigsty of Lords.
Code for: we really don’t like prosecuting anyone from the ethnic minorities because in this PC loony bin in which we now live, we will get endless grief from NuLiebour, and that damages our bonuses.
This little piggy went to market, and this little piggy went to jail…
oh hang on…
Plainclothes copper wonders why uniformed branch seem to have lost focus.
“Oi see no evil, M’lud!”
Baroness and the one law for her and her other ‘noble’ mates
‘Just off to make a call while driving me motor. You know where to find me, for all the good it will do, OK?’
Quick! They’ve just snatched Perky!
This little piggy went to protest, the other little piggy nicked him because Napoleon from ACPO told him to.
ACPO – a shady and completely unaccountable organisation that requires thorough investigation.
It must be Mandelscum’s alter ego…
Policeman confused that protestors aren’t taking the piss out of them by dressing up as pigs and oinking.
Do you ever get the feeling people are staring at us?
I feel like a bacon sandwich
How very dare you!
The Labour MPs outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Beat me too it – good one
*to
You’ve got to hand it to that Mr Blair..
Good one. When it comes to the law we are all equal. But some are more equal than others.
Doubleplusgood.
Pig caught unawares by Swine Flu
“Stranger offers P.C. a masonic handshake”
One little piggy watches the whitewash tankers heading towards the Criminal Protection services,the other waits for ACPO to tell him his speed camera is fixed.
Labour troughers given new security protection team of PCSOs ‘ plain clothes swill officers ‘.
I like dressing up and role play Mr Policeman.
Would you like to see my Brown tattoo?
oh sexy
This little piggy went to expense it
This little piggy claimed his home
This little piggy wanted to roast Nads
This little piggy acted dumb
And Baroness Uddin claimed all the way for her home.
** CLAPS **
refined line 2:
This little piggy went to expense it
This little piggy claimed his gnome
This little piggy wanted to roast Nads
This little piggy acted dumb
And Baroness Uddin claimed all the way for her home.
Spot the pig?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…… oh….i mean LOL!
“Officer .. I’ve been robbed. 650 people ran up and took 80 million quid of me. Its all here on CCTV and I have 63 million witnesses”
“Sorry Porky. Insufficient evidence.”
80 million quid? Peanuts. The Maximum Imbecile squanders his way through that in only four hours.
I’d cheerfully go back in time and pay ‘em 80- million quid a year to sit at home and do fuck all instead of actively destroying the economy to the point where we’re having to borrow 200bn quid this year just so that the nurses don’t riot.
Copper: ‘Strangers – hats off! The Speaker!’
Who brings home the bacon?
This is beyond a joke.
Election NOW.
Im just a cop having to give protection to an MP
Copper develops Zefod Beeblebrox complex
Another ‘honourable’ member leaves the House of Commons flanked by a policeman.
“Let me explain, officer. The porkers have been telling porkies about how far they stuck their snouts in the trough when they were pork barrelling. Now they’re squealing to save their bacon, and they’ve got some ham of a QC up on his trotters trying to boar for England, but the magistrate is no silly sausage and he knows gammon when he hears it.”
“I’m sty-mied.”
Not in the mood for jest.want to kill
PPC encounters PC.
Where can you buy one of those funny hats?
Wildly off-topic, but funny / painful / gut-churning according to your inclinations.
Why California is doomed:
http://dailybail.com/home/meet-chairman-bernankes-replacement-happy-hour-in-santa-cruz.html
People like this can only exist in a featherbedded, affluent world….reality has no meaning for them….that’s why they are suckers for the emotionalism of climate change and unlimited, ‘free’ social welfare. They are infantilised and expect society to act like a parent who will provide security and money , no matter what.
God help us.
Normally I’d diagnose too much acid, but she’s too young to have been a flower child… still, it proves my theory that bra cup size has an inverse relationship with intelligence very nicely.
(Mrs Balls of course is the exception which proves the rule)
Has Mrs Balls got big uns then?
And reading one of the posts below this lady’s amazing diatribe;
“Most of you think of this as funny….people like this are a nail in the coffin. I have travelled to 38 different states. If you think this is lack of intelligence is confined to California…. think again. One word “embarrassing” We’re f*ucking f*ucked. Sorry for the big words I apologize if you have to use the dictionary. I am going to throw up now ummmmmmmmm…thanks”
My theory about the dumbness of Californians is this: As the settlers gradually migrated West, the bright ones managed to establish themselves (buy land, make a living etc.) without having to move too far from the East Coast, whereas the dumb ones kept on fucking up until they’d reached the Pacific and there their ‘stupid’ genes pooled and replicated. .
I have a similar theory about vikings.
Yep, it works… Ireland.
Non Californian Americans call it the sun factor.
A sort of reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder where sufferers all turn into happy hippy types.
JFC…I’m speechless, she should try that along with being thoughtless
Great find. “Land is free right?”. I think the boy in the background on part of it, making faces and diving on to the bench is providing fair comment.
DNTT Pictures are proud to present…
A remake of Face/Off starring Baroness Uddin and Eliott Morley.
It was my friends that put me up to this!
I have made 6 phone calls.All are now going to vote for the B*np thanks to Uddin the cow
Are you Iain Dale?
You’re lucky to get through…I’ve got crackling on my ‘phone
Double-vision.
Citizen arrested for impersonating a police officer.
My heads cold, I want me one of them hats.
So Baroness Uddin of Londinistan is not to be prosecuted because
a) the rules were changed retrospectively
b) insuffient evident likely to lead to a conviction
c) the money she stole cannot be traced
I’m reading a book “Men of the Air” The doomed youth of bomber command. 55,000 died in bomber command and never even received a campaign medal.
I keep asking myself “why did they bother”.
I am so ashamed.
I very much doubt (and hope) that this isn’t the end of the matter. This is such a blatant two fingered salute to the British people not just from Uddin but the entire House of Lords.
I know they have shot themselves in the foot several times lately, but this episode just takes the biscuit. The retrospective rule change to protect Uddin from prosecution over a blatant case of theft from the public purse surely now kills off Lords self-regulation stone dead.
As for Uddin – a private prosecution is looking like a very good idea. If the establishment won’t bring her to justice, the rest of us will have to.
BREAKING NEWS
GUIDO start that fund – now
We’ll see how much is pledged – and then decide whether or not to proceed
The act of pledging will generate action
HOLD ON BBC NEWS CHANNEL
House of Lords now to investigate
If rules are being changed and applied retrospectively, surely an incoming Government can retrospectively ……. change them back and reapply them
Brown will get kicked out on May 7th – that is the only thing that keeps me going.
Never in the history of these islands,has one man and his gang of thugs done so much to threaten it’s safety and well-being.
Brown will go down in history as the impostor that was allowed to get to Downing St through the back door.His thugs must stand in the dock alongside him.
This really will be Nuremberg Part 2.
I thought Gordon always preferred using the back door!
Essentially, the aircrew shouldn’t have bothered. This shameless woman stole £100,000 from us and her pals changed to rules to let her get away with it. Nice bunch of people, these Lordships.
Curiously though the rule change didn’t affect Lord Hanningfield.
More cynical observers might conclude that this was just to share the blame around and portray the whole thing as a cross-party issue rather than Labour MPs and peers being the main thiefsters.
If you can vote Labour then next they will have your wife and slot you.
She won’t be charged because england is now a mutli-cultural utopia and to charge her would be racist.
I suspect, sadly, that that’s the reason. So soon after Ali Dizaei got jailed for corruption, the last thing Labour needs is another shining example of why Positive Discrimination should be banned.
don’t feel ashamed feel fucking angry.get mad.mad as hell
Off duty policeman photographed leaving the office after a hard day’s form filling.
“The creatures outside looked from pig to mp, and from MP to pig, and from pig to MP again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
see 27
My Dad was Blair Peach
Rather unlikely, I feel.
Tory MPs walk out of House of Commons, branding it a ‘political circus’
“Houses of Parliament?. Down there on the left mate and I’m sure you’ll be as happy as pigs in shit”.
Martin Day needs police escort leaving Guido Fawkes blog.
Which one of you bastards nicked me helmet
“If elected, I promise to reform MPs’ expenses.”
“Okay, so which one of us goes home and gets changed?”
Trough day at the office sir?
Very good.
Should be a ‘spot the difference competition’.
The one on the left isn’t wearing a helmet…. I win.
thats a great mask!
the one on the left is quite good too!
“Can I claim the copper hat and the pig mask on me expenses? It will sure help pay the legal bills!”
there’s more chance of the fake pig catching a criminal than the real one
Michael Martin attempts to sneak back in.
I smell bacon
Officer, arrest that man, he’s impersonating an MP..
Why is it that these Union wreckers are always called Len and speak with that dreadful Scouse accent?
Gordon Brown’s curse strikes again,literally as the country’s national airline is ruined by an organisation which gives millions of £’s to the Labour Party.
This makes any claim about Ashcroft seem like a no-story in comparison.
The scouse accent is like a woman who’s so ugly you pick up a stone and throw it at her before you can stop yourself. It’s that bad.
fuck off
it appears one cannot argue with you – lets do all scousers down shall we FFS
Ey! Calm down youze lot!
What is it about Estuaries?
the story here is that the lovely scouser len is a remnant from the good old militant days of degsy hatton and mad monk tony byrne………trotskyist entrants all…..and len is burnishing his credentials before taking the reins later in the year…..oh the merry old days in the pig and whistle( i kid you not) off castle street……some very interesting planning applications hark back to then as well………..
BA, like the BBC, like the Labour party, run by, and for the screeeming queeeens!
An arrest has been made when a man claimed he could murder a bacon sandwich. Turns out it was just porkie pies.
Swine flu has mutated into ‘Evening-all’ flu, commonly known as Efflu-enza.
Be careful what you wish for.
ACPO unveils new-look TSG uniform in response to fears over officer identification.
dont fancy your one much
The police are actively backing the trials, as they now have chance to rid themselves of the moniker that has plagued them for years.
Welcome the new 21st century “pigs”.
Oh no! it’s the pigs.
OT If the Tories play their cards right they can make hay out of the BA strike, linking Unite to the Labour government.
Fuck BA. Fuck the management. Fuck the strikers. Fuck the company. Fuck Unite.
Unite is just giving us a timely reminder of how fortunate we are that we (the tax-paying public) are no longer on the hook for paying these jackasses salaries.
Let’s hear it for Maggie.
The down-side is that the bastard Brown just replaced the one million BA, BT, BL, British Steel, British Coal parasites with another one million boxtickers, bedwetters and bastards.
The c*nt has forced us to go through the whole process of weeding out those unnecessary fucking leaches again. And all the time the unions will be there piggy-backing on the public’s good nature towards the nurses to hang one million total fucking wasters around our neck.
There is potentially a bright side to this though.
BA’s management have proved themselves to be completely ruthless bastards is the past and haven’t hesitated to run an axe through the business on the slightest pretext. Think back to the job losses that came just a couple of weeks after 9/11 – in reality they’d been in trouble for months beforehand but couldn’t risk stirring up Unite.
So….
Unite get to run their strikes, BA conveniently declare that they’re no longer a going concern, sell out to AA (or whoever) and re-launch as a union-free shop with fewer staff on cut-back packages.
Sure, Unite members will suffer but it’ll be BA that gets the blame and Unite can go on their merry way.
Oh, as a passenger there is absolutely no down-side to this at all. If BA goes tits-up it can only be good news. All those planes being sold off to cheaper operators. The staff rehired (if they’re really fucking lucky) on much cheaper terms and with zero perks so the tickets can be much cheaper.
Fuck ‘em. The whole country (that isn’t employed by the state) has just had the longest recession in recorded history thanks to the Maximum Imbecile and his boom and bust policies.
Now it’s time for the rest of the molly-cuddles fuckers to share the pain.
United they stand. Divided they fall.
Now listen here, people.
We need people in UNITE to give money to the Labour party because it is the right thing to do. While we will publicly distance ourselves from the actions they are taking, in private we will be offering them beer and sandwiches, and lots of encouragement, in exchange for healthy wedges of cash. In fact, we’re all tucking in to cheese and HP sauce sandwiches at Number Ten right now. It is only right and proper that we do.
Every time one of you horrid baby-eating non-Labour voters criticises us for taking huge sums of money from unions an angel dies. Just you think on that, sonny. Let’s have no more talk on this subject. Instead, let’s have three cheers for Gordon Brown, who led this country to the brink of… no, I’ll rephrase that… saved this country, and helped butter the sandwiches. Hip-hip! Hoo… oh, er… Gordon, there’s something sticky inside this one…
That reminds me. I had better use up my air miles sharpish.
She was ready to farrow, but the sign said “No Litter”.
Barroness UDDIN lunch delivered by the pigs
Tamworth meets Jobsworth
lol best one
Back of the net!
Its a great tongue twister, too.
MMM MMM
Cracker
He was in the City tracking gilts.
(Gilt: a young female pig)
Martin Day is a pig’s helmet.
Ist pig to 2nd pig. “That Asian pot bellied pig has got off Scot free”
The case was probably dismissed because the religion of peace would really spit the dummy out if hundreds of concerned citizens showed up to her trial dressed as pigs.
“Officer, they’ve blown my house down!”
“Then may I suggest that you claim on the other one, sir.”
Excellent!
You can’t arrest me, I’ve got 8 uddins.
I’m the club boar!
There is not a shred of truth in my soul
sob
Yours Sincerely
Gordon Brown PM
Nope. And there’s not a shred of cash left to squander nor a shred of integrity in the Labour party.
This is not news.
You may kill yourself.
BBC; breaking news
“The Brit***ish N**ational Pa**rty’s new membership rules are likely to discriminate against non-white people, a judge has ruled”.
What a fucking surprise. The evil government is just using the politicised courts to remove the B&P from the voting card in the hope that disenfranchised B&P voters will then go back to voting Labour.
The B&P should just declare themselves a religion. Them fuckers seem to be able to get away with excluding any fucker for any excuse.
‘Cos God told me.
Fine. Time for N*ck Gr*ffin to declare that God spoke to him while he was out camping and advised him to have four wives and that he must hate non-white people because God told him to. And God doesn’t lie does he? And if anybody doubts the truth of this then I shall have you killed. Because that is what God would want. Because he is merciful, kind.
First they came for the B&P….
ALLEZ-LIEU-YA
You couldn’t make it up, could you ?
I wondered why Pravda inserted a small article into the lunchtime “news” after a ruling that B&P Members shouldn’t be banned from teaching.
“Good”, I thought at the time. Not that I support the Bee’n'Pee – but being a member of a legally-constituted political party shouldn’t be grounds for discrimination of any sort.
Whatever the review found is fucking irrelevant though, isn’t it. What the blue fuck use is a “review” when the conclusion of said review is going to be rendered useless by another review, held in parallel ?
Kafka would be proud….
pigs dont prosecute pigs
Yes officer, My second home was blown down by a big bad wolf.
This little piggy went to market……. and lost his house!
MPs expenses protestor arrested for impersonating a policeman.
UDDIN
House of Lords to investigate
Start a Fund – Guido
So what? The worst that can happen is that she is forced to say sorry.
Mr Balls – I assume
So, now that it has come to this, why do they make the pretense that they are claiming for anything specific. They might as well have a huge barrel of dosh next to the exit and fill their boots on the way out. It would save money in the long run, all that form filling and accounting.
POLICE OFFICER: “Hell! It ISN’T a mask!”
This swings it for me
who needs to be a member to finance them,fuck you stupid judge,
Labour’s ill-advised line of “Action Balls” action figures weren’t very popular with the kids, or parents for that matter; not even the new “blinky eye” action was enough to attract interest.
Meanwhile back in Sandwich the barmaid with the huge jugs is still pulling pints.
Who’s the bint in the advert?
She looks well fit.
Is there a set of ears under his helmet too?
Yes, and a pork sword too!!
Pinkie and Perky to get new TV show.
Pinky & Perky: CSI Tupton
Piggie: “What did you say officer?”
Bobby: “I said, do ya wanna come back to my place”
Has the B*N*P just been wiped out?
ha ha ha
It will be if the PC brigade masquarading as the NUT get their way.
OR the true NAZIs under the UNITE banner.
Hi, brother! Where do I get my uniform and helmet?
Undercover policeman to uniformed plod: See, mate, stick at it and in a few years’ time you’ll be promoted to plain clothes, so no-one will know that you’re a copper – just like me!
Uddin anything later piggy?
‘ere, did you see who nicked my helmet?
in the law some people are more equal than others
Which one is related to Tony Blair?
Trot along. Uddin to see here.
Pssssst! Dywanna see my tail?
“At that the pig got up and slowly walked away”.
Pig on the right: “Let’s taser some tramps, then go down to the local children’s home and bugger some kids.”
Pig on the left: “OK, but we have to at the Freemasons Lodge at 8:00pm to suck jew cocks and eat the shit of the illuminati.”
Pig on the right: “I met a jew today who has killed 500 children.”
Pig on the left:”I didn’t know you had House-of-Commons duty!”
Pig on the right:”I’m bored. Let’s plant some drugs on a coon and kick them to death.”
Pig on the left“Now you talking.”
Officers getting put back on beat too soon after drink rehabilitation
“Cheeky bastard, I’d chase him down and arrest him for impersonating a police officer but I’ve gotta finish this bag of doughnuts first”
Casually dressed and relaxed, hoping to pass unnoticed , there stands Blinky, the honourable member for Normanton
While the STASI state political police protect their swindling masters from the shouts of the masked protesters…..
….ordinary, honest and vunerable people are dying from lack of protection!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article7059812.ece
Doppelgänger
Mandlebum thinks that in disguise, he can creep up and polish the coppers helmet in a quick reach around.
Ooooo you are naughty.
My sty or yours?
I assume the Officer is protecting an MP?
Gammon Sir, you should know better than that: a Rasher act, I never saw! So, Sir, I Ham harrestin’ you, feelin’ your Collar, takin’ you Back to meet Inspector Slipper, takin’ you Rind to The Stystion! You reckoned I was a bit Green, din’t you? But I Smoked you out! Takin’ photographs? What for, Sir? We can Grill you on that for twenty-four hours! Bail, Sir? I reckon you’ll ave to put everythin in Hock as surety, in other words, Fat chance! One warnin’, Sir: you might find the Cell a bit small… Not Mushroom, Sir? Eggsackly!
- What would you call a Muslim with ham on his head?
Ahamed
- What would you call a Muslim with two bits of Ham on his head?
Moorehammed
- What would you call a Muslim with two bits of ham on his head suffering from Parkinson’s disease?
Shake Moorehammed
Is that you Napoleon, sorry Gordon behind the mask
Both were distracted as Nadine Poster bus poster went buy.
Who is the pig
i look in the mirror. I have done so since i was a piglet, training my grimace. I am the best pig in the picture. who am I?
The Famous Pig Song
(Clarke Van Ness, music by F. Henri Klickmann)
‘Twas an evening in October, I’ll confess I wasn’t sober,
I was carting home a load with manly pride,
When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
“You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,”
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
The sheople looked from pig to man, and from man to pig and yet could no longer see any difference between the two.
We are have been conditioned to see mankind as no more then falsely glorified animals since way before most of us were born. Walt Disney being one of the more well known providers of this particular form of establishment promoted mind control.
Mere animals that can be farmed just like any other live-stock for the sole benefit of our respective slave owners.
It may be hard, if not seemingly impossible to understand Mickey Mouse as a particularly clever piece of long term establishment inspired predictive programming. However the fruits of this poisonous slow growing apple tree are now clear for all to see. Or at least they are for those prepared to see them.
As the man said. “MY LIFE HAS VALUE”, he was not referring to any form of monetary worth. Yet to our own establishment we represent the only real stock value this particular nation has. We the people under-right this nations borrowing, and the purely inevitable losses of its banking system. As do the rest of common humanity. We are this farms ASSETS, and what is very worrying indeed, its establishments increasingly unsustainable LIABILITIES.
Now we all know what happens when a farmers live-stock no longer shows an on book profit, or don’t we?
If not, let me help you somewhat.
The Live-stock, for one reason, or by one method or another, swiftly or otherwise becomes DEAD-STOCK.
The wife of Tory leader David Cameron has spoken of his cooking and parenting skills in her first TV interview about their relationship and home life.
In an interview with ITV1′s Trevor McDonald, Samantha Cameron said he was “a piss artiste” and an “awful stand up comedian”.
PC Trotter v PC Trotter
Trot along now. This is a No Porking zone. Chop chop
‘East End MP Harry Cohen emerges from the Bacon Anonymous Clinic fully reformed’.
The twins were both handsome. But the dim-witted one couldn’t get into college and had to join the Police.
That’s one ugly slitty-eyed pig.
(the bloke in the mask ain’t much better either).
What makes you think I’m an MP, Officer?
i spent two years at hendon training college only to be tasked to keep eye on a plonker dressed as a farmyard animal,,,,,,not a happy lot my son
this little piggy ain,t going to market , if it keeps snorting at me its going in the meat wagon, crack on snorter