Do As They Say, Not As They Do
Earlier in the week it was the Staggers that were highlighting their intern-hypocrisy, and now as the Lib Dems head to Birmingham for Clegg’s “return to your constituencies and prepare for government” moment, they too have fallen foul of practising what they preach.
The sandalistas are debating “Proposals for Youth Employment” including:
“c) Introducing a new ‘Paid Internship’ scheme for the twelve months after the 2010 general election, paying anyone undertaking such an internship a ‘training allowance’ of £55 a week (£5 more than Jobseeker’s Allowance); and providing minimum standards for all internships, including reasonable expenses and maximum lengths.”
All very noble, the Lib Dems have long been advocates of paid internships. As ever the reality is much different. In the run up to the election Cowley Street, candidates and MPs are all looking for new staff. You work for free, which isn’t fair and shows you can’t trust them to live up to their own policies…
And if you’re female presumably Cleggy gets to have a go on you too, for free.
We’ve all screwing interns together.
what is it with the Lib Dems?
first they had ‘Scat Man’ Mark Oaten, and now Anna Spank
I really can’t stand the Lib .Dems. They are a bunch of sanctimonious bastards whose only manifesto seems to favour wacky ideas. It will be interesting to see how many seats they LOSE in the next election and thus destroying their ‘power behind the throne’ posturing.
Vote Lib Dem keep Labour.
The EU-worshipping Limp dumbs are not mere tossers.
They are tossflaps of the highest order, like all involved in the LibLabCon trick.
Meanwhile, YOU funded this little ditty by the EU
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4txw4_lipdub-europe-united-par-les-jeunes_music
Now that’s not fair, I won’t have a word said against the Liberal Dingbats, or whatever it is they’re called. Mr Clagg says everything I tell him to, especially about those frightful Tories we’re all keen to eradicate. If you unwashed plebs aren’t going to vote for the beloved Gordon, at least vote for the next best thing, which is Mr Clogg’s party.
Of course, you should really be voting for Labour, as we’re the party that will do the right thing, because it is the right thing to do. Gordon has taken a great deal of trouble to engineer this financial crisis in order to be seen to be saving the world and putting those ghastly undesirables like savers and pensioners to the sword, and does he get any thanks? No he doesn’t! Really, you’ve never had it so good you ungrateful voters.
I’ve just seen the latest AR poll which puts us 13 points behind those baby-eating Tory Toffees, and I’m very cross with you all. Any more polls like this and we’ll stop you all from voting, do you understand? Now run along back to your hovels and let grown-ups such as Gordon and I get on with the business of ruining the country, with the help of sock-muppets like Mr Clugg.
Fuck me that EU Ditty OH posted – what a pile of rancid dog sick that was.
This is one of the few occasions I really wish Guido would turn his Huhne word filter off, because that video was chock full of the bastards.
They keep on singing about “Subsidiarity” WTF? I speak English – I have no idea what the hell that is – so I checked it out:
“Subsidiarity is an organizing principle that matters ought to be handled by the smallest, lowest or least centralized competent authority”
…… well that smallest, lowest and least centralised authority is me. So fuck off.
Which only leaves me wondering – why don’t the Michael Ryan’s of this world ever accidently mow down people like those in that video?
Oh look
the Lords derailed Uddins prosecution
We really need to stop being so fucking nice about this
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/7429925/MPs-expenses-DPP-blames-Lords-for-derailing-Uddin-prosecution.html
Malcolm tuckers election Briefing
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/mar/12/malcolm-tucker-election-briefing
Vote Labour ! Vote Brown !
Interesting stuff in Glasgow
http://rantinrab.blogspot.com/2010/03/steven-purcell-pressure-mounts.html
Scooobellydeebapbop! HHHNNNNGGGGHH!
Of course in the Tories that reads “we’re all screwing in turns…”. For proof see Natalie Rowe.
We are NOT sandalistas, we are scandalistsas
Always remember: the harder you work in the public sector, the less you are paid.
And it goes without saying that the opposite principle applies.
Well its looking like The Torys are not going to get all the power in the next government.I think ever one should vote any party but the Torys,we have all had enough of both the Labour Party and the Torys over the last 30 years.There is not much choice for the voters,no one else has the money or the leadership to offer any other choice to the voters. So every one look after your selfs and may the best ones be the winners.
Obviously droite de seigneur is an essential perk of feudalism. As is peonage. Is this the future of troughing?
So peerage and peonage are not totally dissimilar ?
So apart from the overpromoted Udderly Disgraceful of TH, 10 other peers escape punishment, EIGHT of whom are Labour. No wonder the Clerk in the Lords was so lax in his guidance. Its a cosy piggy trough for slimeball tribalists.
Five more years?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1257391/Absurd-rules-allow-expenses-fiddling-peers-dodge-justice.html
laptops??
The moment you make employers pay for internships the job disappears. Look what happened to the aricled clerk/pupilage system. There used to be loads of openings now they all but dried up. I zm having to pay the law firm to take my son on as zn articles clerk. They then use my cash to pay him. They gobs ms zn I voice did consulting I pay them, they pay him. Ok I am friendly eith tbd partners and it wad the only way I could get z place for him
WTF just happened to my keyboard, sorry about that. I hope you get what I was trying to say
Looks like it’s got Enigmaitis… you could command the wolf pack in the north Atlantic
Ja – vee attack at once.
Those who wish success at sea must always attack!
Grand Admiral Karl Donitz
For you ze war is over herr Brown, down wiz zer tousers up wiz zer arse.
Ruhe … teifer … teifer
[Chief Balls: 220 meters!]
Teifer …
[Ping! Another rivet gone!]
Teifer …
Vote Labour !
I love Gordon Brown
That sounds very crap, but probably the way things will end up.
Its apparently like that in other countries: if you want a professional job you have to work for nothing first.
I remember when YTS looked crap because a couple of years before people were getting jobs as apprentices. (And people with 5 O levels got jobs at the age of 16). I’m not ancient !
Yes you are.
Not by the standards of this blog !
This blog has no standards.
Get it right old man.
I agree indupetably. (I heard it said in Mary Poppins)
Apprenticeships aren’t what they used to be, you’re not even allowed to shag them anymore. I’m going to have a word and see if we can’t get some Engineering Interns instead.
I can’t think of the Liberals without also thinking of Sarah Teather in this pose
……… I am I ill – or have I stumbled on something?
Thanks for allowing me to skip breakfast.
I eat labour MP’s for breakfast
You just have to love them don’t you? As David Steel once said to the LibDems, ‘Go back to your constituencies and effing stay there’.
Theres nothing else to discuss.talkings over
House of Lords to investigate Uddin after CPS chickened out
I hope she is fully prepared for the slap on the wrist she’ll get!
There you are! Come ‘ere you little f*cker!
All sorted by Baroness Hayman (the peer in charge of reforming House of Lords expenses has received £200,000 in allowances over the past eight years by designating her home in Norfolk as her main address. Times).
Peers can nomimate a caravan in West Wales as a ‘main’ residence as long as they visit once a month and pay (or someone else pays), the rent, or own it (or someone else owns it).
So it’s perfectly AOK.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7026473.ece
The Lords is a placeperson’s meal ticket.
It’s the goys’ money after all innit…!
FFS what is this country coming to having such a troughing bitch as a peer. Its a fucking disgrace. A revolution might be on the cards to clean up both hopuses and get some decent representation.
I bet that’s got her shaking in her shoes…
TEE HEE ! Told you I’d escape and I haven’t had to play any of my ‘cards’ yet !!
Out of 60 million someone has to be cleaning his rifle and thinking…one shot
They want her to explain to them how she did it, slowly, using simple words and with some nice colourful PowerPoint slides.
Funny. We can adopt her strategy and fuck the taxpayer so much more.
I hope that that hopeless “chump”(in mandelspeak)Pownall is kicked out for incompetence asap.I still think Starmer should have put Uddin in front of a jury.If she then got off on point of law then at least her reputation will have been irretrievably trashed.
Starmer is a liebour placeman not about to upset the M*zzie vote at any price.
Here is the proof as if you needed it, that they (Lords and Commons) still haven’t got a clue how low they have sunk. Noose anyone?
BTW Starmer is right. The prosecution might be fine, but any half decent defence brief would point to the pathetic rules and their explanation and Udders 7 Co would walk without a stain on their…. pants.
Abolishing the minimum wage would work better, and at a negative cost to Government.
Sir William, if the minimum wage had not been introduced and if employers during the last decade had been allowed to pay a pound an hour while companies and bankers made billions of pounds of profit do you know what would happened?
Blood on the streets Sir Waad, blood on the streets. And judging by your reactionary comments some of it would probably have been yours.
It could be successfully argued that the minimum wage saved your life Sir Waad.
I believe you are confusing the Minimal Wage with the Dole, Sir. And cheap, high quality heroin.
And you always believe ‘der masshes’ swing to the Left – *your* Left – when they lose their jobs or wage-levels, even when it was a left-wing government ‘wot done it’ in the first place. A study of history and some contemporary Mass Observation could well prove you wrong.
Careful with that fire, little posh Trotsky, it may not burn the way you wish.
The minimum wage destroys by setting a morally acceptable benchmark (outside the huge black economy it fosters) which acts as a downward pressure on all unskilled wages. It removes bargaining rights for workers who could achieve 8 or 9 pounds an hour by forcing the minimum wage as morally acceptable. It is ultimately subsidised by the state by tax credits and the bureaucracy needed to administer it.
Look at America to see how it has failed and then, objectively look at Britain.
I work in Germany. There is no minimum wage other than the base line of basic social security.
Unemployment, sickness etc are INSURED for, and not controlled by the hands-on state. Payments are made in relation to previous income and actuarial pressures on the fund. The Government cannot interfere.
Minimum wage creates a massive exploited pool of labour at the unskilled level.
L
You mean the companies who sacked everyone who’s productivity was less than the minimum wage.
Minimum wage = Compulsory unemployment.
On the topic of minimum wages, why should an employee have to pay tax and NI when the government is forcing the employer to pay more than the market wage rate and act as unpaid tax collector ? That really rubs salt in.
£5.. in the 70′s you got £10 on the manpower scheme, that was a con and an utter failure
Just become elevated to the Lords and all your money worries vanish.
Good job it’s not for Liebour, the one eyed cretin would make the interns provide their own computers, phones, desks and office space and then charge them for using it.
and then break them you mean !!
Kelvin MacKenzie said…
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
You’re being kind, dear.
Saw it last night – proved from the audience reaction (all women) that Brown will lose this election very badly.
Forget about polls – would you tell the truth if asked and anyway,do you know anyone who has ever taken part in one?
And by god that Flint cow was very very bad – she knows they will lose.
I propose McKenzie is PM and Monty Don is Minister for Truth.
I was stopped in the street by a pollster just before the 1987 general election. She asked, ‘Do you think Margaret Thatcher is doing a good job as prime minister?’ I said ‘I’m an anarchist, I don;’t believe in prime ministers’. She said, I’ll put you down as a Don’t Know.’ Then she asked if I thought Kinnock was doing a good job as leader of the opposition. I said I hated the little ginger git. ‘I’ll put that down as a No.’
I’m a pollster and I sit at home filling them in at random, the pay is crap so I don’t give a shit, there are many like me, some don’t deliver your phonebook
All those women in the audiance should be MPs. Talk about ‘say it as it is’ – which is exactly what is needed!
It was the best QT in months!! From the first question onwards The panel were sh****** it.
If that was ‘standard’ for the Northern vote then Labour is totally, 100% F*****!!
Hopefully forever!!
My sexist twat will be cooking is own meals if he votes labour or labour get in
Withdraw mushy peas from the menu if he continues to support NuLabour that will do the trick. Though suspect the BNP vote will rise considerably.
I am asked as I signed up to take part in their polls.
I always tell them I vote Labour & the PM is doing a wonderful job.
What wonderful fools.
I can’t remember who did the exit polls a while back(Mori?)who got it so wrong.
The ratbag voters lied to them.
But my Dad told me to always be honest ??
If you want to see something truly nauseating, look at the pics of Gorgon cuddling Sarkosi outside No10 (Daily Mail on line but I forget how to make a link ) Ugggh Yuk
He just wants to be near a man who has f*cked a real woman.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1257480/Still-love–Gordon-Sarkozy-gets-bear-hug-Brown-London-visit-Carla-stays-home.html
Carla Bruni, Sara Brown. What can I say?
Well,one of them is;
Beauty,silk,a warm summers day,Chateau Mouton Cadet,soft pillows,£56M lottery win.
and the other one is;
Ugly,lead,drizzle on a grey scottish tenement estate,can of Irn-Bru,a brick,penalty fine for leaving your bin 2.5 inches the wrong side of the pavement.
I fancy that Carla rather a lot.
Sarko should have stuck with Rachida Dati – she knocks even Carla Bruni into a cocked hat IMHO.
And what do we get on this side of the channel? Margaret Beckett
How dare you! I’ll have you know, I’ve won some beauty contests in my time.
Down at the race course
Groucho you optimist!
Harriet, Tessa, Caroline, Jacqui”5 Bellies”, and Hazel etc. .
Can we now claim that Jonah jinxed the frog’s marriage?
To be honest, I wouldn’t put up much of a fight if Carla wanted to get her hands in my Y Fronts.
I rest my case.
I never rest.
http://www.webchercheurs.com/images/sarkozy-infidele.jpg
mon dieu. Don’t know who that is.
she fucks men but not arsecosy
“a” ?? = “une” ???!
I object most strongly.
She is now being pleasured by a man who plays the banjo and smells of Gitane and Pernod. FFS Carla, see the light, time date place.
Mmmmmmm. Pernod. It’s been a while but I’m almost tempted to hop in the car and head off to the offie.
I’ve got a bottle. Hate the stuff though. Perhaps thats why I’ve still got a bottle.
Pernod?
Pah! Pastis 51 is much nicer.
It may well be pastis 51. Its at the back of the cupboard for “other people”.
The very best Pernod in the world?
Easy, Casanis, all the rest are wannabees.
Frankly the more I read about all the parties the more skeptical I become that any of them actually abide by the laws they vote on – bitch about non-doms all you like, but this lot of resident tax payers think they are a law unto themselves.
Also, anyone else note that Gordo is touting the ‘yoof vote’ whilst calling the Tory front bench young and inexperienced? That’s a hell of a thing to stifle the yoof prospects isn’t it?
I’m slamming facebook to the yoof with If a stranger asked you to come and see his puppys would you go? Well look into this Huhne a bit more before you believe him.
No…
But the Limp Dems will provide Parliament with Great Cockney’s answer to La Cicciolina…
Tuscan Tony must be happy….
Yes indeedy.
Am I right in thinking Cooper Boy Balls and Brown have declared some bollocks about every 18-25yr old unemployed for 6 months are GUARANTEED a job somewhere?
How on earth can that be done – it must be impossible to find the work,otherwise they would be doing it!
Surely this is a scam from Brown,the impostor and charlatan.
One week driving course in land rover, quick kit fit, one way ticket to Afghanistan. Remember Blunket’s Bobbies. This is Brown’s Squadies.
you actually need to ask that
Well,I am so battered,so fatigued by Brown’s lies and scams that I just need an update.
I am just about going to last out to 7th May – I start a new job on Monday after 7 months unemployment so hopefully that will mean the next two months fly past and I can drink a bottle of champagne in one go on Friday evening,as the impostor is driven up the A1 back to where he belongs.
No fucker will be driving him anywhere. he won’t be entitled to a minister’s vehicle then. he can take the fucking train back to obscurity. The incompetent, economy wrecking arsehole.
I would gladly pay the cab fare. Good riddance Mr Brown even scottish exile is to good for him.
They are going to be “employed” as Benefits Collectors.
They are guaranteed a job if they emigrate.
They will be re-classified as “Job Seekers’ Allowance Redistribution Officers” and get £50 per week for, erm, a one day a week part-time job
standing outside a dole officecounting lamp posts.Ta-da! Zero unemployment.
Beat that, do-nothing Tories.
They’re all going to be given peerages and allowed to collect expenses.
Get mad
Get even. Vote B&P
Fucking brilliant. We could do with some of that here.
Pitchforks and piano wire all round.
Parliament Square – Wednesday at 11.30am.
1,000,000 Britons
We are mad and we are not going to take it anymore.
And we will show them how mad we are.
Sadly, most people aren’t mad about this at all. They either couldn’t care less, or they expect our politicians to behave like this and aren’t in the least bit suprised.
Four protesters turned up outside Westminster Magistrates yesterday. I know, I was one of them.
Still made the Radio 4 news at 5pm, 6pm, the beeb and ITV news at 10pm and the bbc and guidos website though.
And whilst the 646 don’t listen to 61,000,000 of us, they DO listen to the news.
What are the odds only a couple of hundred turn up?
Well,there’s 648 odd ones nearby shouting and screaming at each other at midday next Wednesday,led by that crook Brown.
the public gallery at the HoC is free and open to all.
Get there early (queue for two hours plus) and 100 of us can make a noise the whole country will hear.
Can you have a shit in there?
I might just do it for shock value
if you can’t protest within a mile of parliament hows it go for in there?
we want it so we can sell boys for £5
я люблю девушки, которые опорожняют кишки!
психопатия
This is an English speaking site.
Bugger off to some Russian site if you do not want to follow the rules.
Here we use the world’s finest language, English, not your Russian gibberish.
If God were a man he would speak English.
That is a certainty.
Guten Tag. Ich heisse Gott. Wie gehts?
Jesus is God, and he spoke Aramaic.
Jesus was a uni-browed, hunch backed Jew, (see Josephus), does that make him God.
My Daughter has two imaginary friends, “Big Monster” and “Chip”, there’s just as much evidence that they are God/s as that cited by some half crazed lunatic and the Holy Book they carry.
Be careful what you say ‘arry, He’s listening.
Уберитесь прочь, Вы идиот
Please see the above post.
Educate yourself, learn the finest language in the world, English.
says he wants to dismbowel girls komrade
Comment, quoi?
One of the great joys of when i started working in Germany in the early ’90′s was that I could speak to the young Krauts in english and use words with more than 9 letters in them.
If you want good english, go to India, or the West Indies!
its a credit to the indians the way they keep the old colony going
I am enjoying myself immensely I can hardly for the next load of utter cods our crap political parties will spout next….
Severe weather warning..there will be heavy downpours of shite, shite and more shite
You won’t need an umbrella folks “trust me” and in the unlikely even you get covered, just remember “we are all in it together”
vote for shite the only manifesto your gauranteed to get
Nice one Guido. I know for a fact New Labour expect you to run around and jump through hoops for magic beans.
How many beans to a £
From Guido’s seen elsewhere links:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/8563214.stm
Now, it sounds like she knows how to get a bit of fun back into politics, the Conservatives should have snapped her up.
I bet she is light years ahead in terms of honesty!!!!!!
The films aren’t bad either.
Let’s see the vidoe of her CV!
Why is there no mention of Lord Ashcroft on this thread ?
His Lordship must be mentioned at least once on every one of Guido’s thread
and Ed’s wife is far too busy in the budget hotel bedroom with the journalist this afternoon.
I would just like to reapeat that I have never had sex that included either one or two balls (unlike my brother who has just coughed the job to smoking the one eyed owl)
Only a Guardian or BBC journalist could bring thmselves to shag Yvette cooper Balls, that or Ed Balls , Gordons “bag handler”
What are all these rumours about Peter Hitchens and Yvette Cooper? Is something going on between these two weirdos?
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
Lord paul stole the steelworkers pensions and gave it Liebour in return for favours, just like they do when they get money from Jack Dromey, the bully boss of UNITE.
“But perhaps Mr Dromey is furious because he has seen things that have not yet been made public. Perhaps facts have finally been revealed to him about new Labour’s inner circle and their adventures in influence-peddling and in the world of the super-rich that he really did not know before. And the enormity of what he has discovered may have made him determined that whoever else may be swept away in the ensuing scandal, it will not be him.”
Diane Abbott Times 17th March 2006
Paddys doing a crossword and asks Mick “flightless bird from iceland 6 and 7 letters” “fucking easy” said mick “frozen chicken”
Guido can you say hand on heart that you have never had an unpaid intern? or shared an office with one?
Yes.
I will remind you of that next week
Me too. Mine took payment in c*ck.
Close but no cigar
Iv’e still got the Presidential semen all over my dress to prove it!
I thought he gave her a pearl necklace.
No, I was there, she swallows, but the minx let a few dribbles out onto her dress.
But as a politician, I repeat, I did not have sexual relations with that woman, and I immediately had to get on with the business of helping the American people, rather than talking about what I did or did not do.
Tell me. What red blooded girl could resist giving the President of the USA a blow job in the Oval office. Certainly something to tell your grandchildren when you’re 95.
Exactly, the President had a beautiful touch, teasing my top to one side whilst cupping my breasts out of my bra, leaving them proudly upturned with ripe nipples stiffly ready for his mouth, as I slowly unzipped his trousers………etc..etc.
Ghost written by Alastair (breathless) Campbell
What about thick as thieves?
You never paid him nuffink for all his hard work.
Not a wafer thin dime.
Posh and Sporty get paid?
Why?
is that yes you have
guido is our Cromwell
Whereabouts in Cornwall
Cromwell? We’ve been living under the butcher bastard’s spiritual descendants for the past thirteen years: isn’t plain Mr fawkes good enough for you?
More a Hogarth or a Dix, I reckon.
read up your history, boy
Fawkes failed then and he’s failed now,and bangers have evolved
STRAIGHT FROM THE G. BROWN BOOK OF DOWNRIGHT LIES….
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
OK. Bill but did she give good head.
She blowed but did not swallow!
I did have sexual relations with Sarah
The turkey baster rumours are lies, now I need to get on with the job of working for the people of Britain and not letting them down in these difficult times.
My father always told me that it was better to recieve and then give, with this in mind I will be doubling your taxes, stealing 20% of your savings, confiscating all private pensions and sending the cash to China, India , Zimbabwe and to that nice Mr Zuma who was far too busy fathering his 500th child rather meet me.
The do nothing Tories would stop this
Britain needs Labour , we cannot afford 5 years of Tory misrule
Vote Labour and get a Zuma for a neighbour
Supreme leader and the cause of sunshine
Kim il McMental
No comment.
describes the BBC to T
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=3956361694476971154&ei=YGSaS6C9L8jP-Aad4oCMDQ&q=your+tv+is+killing+you&hl=en&view=3#
Me no telly.
You will telly
All politicians are hypocrites. Like lying it’s in their DNA
Closer to the truth I’m sure.
Guido – you now define ‘scraping the barrel’.
Not only have we scraped through the bottom of the barrel we have also scraped through the parque floor and we are currently scraping through the screeding.
At this rate we should reach the basement by Thursday week.
……bloody hell, mind that kangaroo ….struth…!!!
You should see what we do in the basement.
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
Why is there no mention on here of Liebours non dom, Lord Paul, who stole the pension funds of the steel workers and gave it to his Liebour liars for favours?
Shhhhh! Repeat after me: Ashcroft, Ashcroft, Ashcroft.
Now brush your teeth and go to bed.
Will the real Martin Day please stand up.
I am not Sparticus.
Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
Why is there no mention on here of Liebours non dom, Lord Paul, who stole the pension funds of the steel workers and gave it to his Liebour liars for favours?
Lord who?
what planet am I on?
YOU CAN’T BE SURE THESE DAYS. THERE ARE SO MANY LIARS AROUND.
Oh fcuk fof Martin
I just can’t be bothered to read anything about the Lib Dems. To quote Private Eye, here’s their manifesto in full:
We’re not Labour
We’re not the Tories
We’re not going to win
You forgot “we’re going to put taxes up”.
Which is why I’ll never even consider voting for them.
Or Liebour.
Who stole from the poor to give to the feckless
Well more accurately, punished the productive, to reward the rent-seekers.
Why doesn’t Nick Cleggover just admit that they, like Liebour, are the Robin Hood party. They want to rob the rich and give it to the poor.
This kind of message kills off diligence, enterprise, hard work and risk-taking.
Why bother to accumulate wealth if Liebour and/or the LimpDems just come along every so often and plunder ??
LET’S MAKE
POVERTYPROSPERITY HISTORYRob the middle classes, more like. The rich will get off scot free, as usual.
I have a problem with your assumption that accumulation of wealth is a good thing. Beyond a certain point it isn’t. Capitalist theory is that the money trickles down from the wealthy. Beyond a certain point in reality the money just reverses and that water goes up that hill and the trickle down stops. So yes it is good for everyone to gain a little wealth but to get to a point where you sit on your money and it keeps making you more than you spend is not good for the economy or anyone else but the individual in question.
Money doesn’t magically “make more [money] than you spend”. Nor does water flow up-hill.
You can use money to pay people to build a factory, and pay people to work in that factory, to make goods that you pay people to sell, whilst paying people to heat, light, insure, guard and maintain that factory. And you can use your profit to pay people to build another factory. And so on. This is why you’re able to have a computer, with Internet access.
Or you could be a communist, and live like they do in the USSR. For more details on the success of communism, visit the Soviet Union’s embassy in London.
banking ? Interest ?
I think you’re mistaking rent-seeking income with productive working income.
Rent-seeking is getting money without doing anything in return. That’s benefits, land-rent (not property rent) excess patent income and large bits of copyright income.
productive income is not something i am against. It is rent seeking non productive income that is a large source of wealth today.
100% of rent-seeking opportunity comes from government.
Oh and another thing. What risk taking has eliminated ? The financial system was and is out of control and that is why we are in the hole in the first place.
No. The financial system is now under control. Hence hardly any mortgages or new cars being bought. The only thing that is still out of control is the Maximum Imbecile and his infinite capacity to piss away money we don’t have.
because he’s an economic beserker.
Cheshire Cat: should we have a Wealth ‘Czar’ ?? Someone appointed by gummunt to monitor everyone’s finances ?? Then, when a person reaches their ‘target’ a bailiff would enter the premises to ‘right size’ their possessions.
Mind you, that would mean more ‘British jobs for British workers’, plus industrial production would rise as more clipboards are manufactured and more reflective uniforms would be needed for the bailiffs. Fucking Hell !!
Gordon would be in Heaven !
As Margaret used to say ‘You can’t buck the market’. As communism found out, the Anglo-American banks have found out, and Labour is finding out, she was right.
Firstly if you think the banks are under control I think you will find you are wrong. The moral hazard has actually made it worse. Regulation now says they have a lager asset base but when the storm subsides the banks have no reason to curb the risks they take.
Secondly no. If you accumulate wealth that is great ! No more tsars please… I just think people might not be thinking of the consequences. You are participating in a group called society. If it is right then you are an individual and you can prosper. If your aim is to build an empire then how is that right for society? Generational wealth is where we are going. That isn’t right if you want a fair society.
I think you don’t understand banking and who controls the volume of credit(debit pairs) in the system.
It’s the regulator via reserve requirements (and a bit of glass-steagal that limits inter-credit in much the same way as reserves (much better to have higher reserves than glass steagal IMHO)).
Why did government want vast amounts of Credit?
Because Credit is then used for consumption, and that means lots of short term tax via VAT etc.
Of course using credit for consumption eventually kills the economy via debt servicing as the debt isn’t used to increase productivity.
I think Clegg is somewhat more normal than the other two. Brown, of course, is a psycho, mad as a roomful of Napoleons, but there’s something creepy about Cameron, too. Nobody could really be that bland. He’s the kind of man of whom the neighbours say “he seemed quiet, like, really nice and polite, never cause no trouble.”
I got into a cab Dave had just got out of in Portobello road. The cab driver was a asian full of praise for dave. That dave cameron is a great fella he said. I’m gonna vote for him.
test
asian
hmmm,so it must have been a mod about location.u guido are the state.
wacist
i SIR WAS gOVERNOR OF sWINFEN hALL pRISON . i ALLOWED tHE GROUPS cHICKENSHACK AND gONG TO PLAY IN MY PRISON. cALL ME OLD FASHIONED? I THINK NOT. HAROLD WILSON APPROVED IT
Go back to your teapots and prepare to glid down the oily way.
Thanks a mill for posting that.
I saw them live in ’71. The carrot chillums, youth… ahhhhhhhh!
Far fucking out man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guido and the youngsters think they invented the loved up generation.
Mrs T’s hippies.
Stoned, but with that ugly 80′s ethic of greed, manipulation and fuck everybody else.
A must read…….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1257623/PETER-OBORNE-Why-Darlings-insane-optimism-terrifying-mandarins.html#ixzz0i2x4rAkG
Yeah, Punk Rock!
glidded
your Mr Hall of Everthorpe and I claim my £5
“………………….providing minimum standards for all internships, including reasonable expenses and maximum lengths.”
Does that mean the well-hung need not apply?
Liebour just love to do favours for their biggest donors.
JACK DROMEY, HEAD OF THE BULLY MAFIA UNION, UNITE, AND HARRIET, (RANK HYPOCRITE), HARPERSONS HUSBAND (DON’T LAUGH, MINISTER FOR WOMEN AND EQUALITY, LEADER OF THE HOUSE, DEPUTY LEADER OF THE LIEBOUR PARTY),
PARACHUTED INTO A SAFE LIEBOUR SEAT, DESPITE IT BEING RECOGNISED AS NEEDING ALL WOMEN AND ETHNIC SHORTLISTS.
THIS DECISION WAS TAKEN BY LIEBOUR’S DECISION MAKING BODY, THE NEC.
UNITE IS THE BIGGEST SINGLE DONOR TO THE LIEBOUR PARTY, THEY OWN IT SO IT’S NATURAL THEY WANT SOMETHING IN RETURN.
ANOTHER HOFC MARRIED COUPLE WHO HAVE NEVER HAD A PROPER JOB IN THEIR LIVES, JUST LIVING OFF PEOPLE WHO REALLY EARN MONEY.
JUST PARASITES, PURE PARASITES.
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
IT’S NOT ONLY BROWN WHO HAS NO TRUTH IN HIS SOUL, IT’S THE WHOLE OF LIEBOUR.
That’s nice dear, now finish your homework and go to bed.
You obviously love Big Brother now Martin!!
He obviously loves Big Letters.
He’s learning lower case next week…
Joined up writing is completely beyond him.
Gordon Brown’s fascist Stasi state gets more oppressive:
“The Olympics are coming to London, so our civil liberties are going out the window: because nothing epitomises the spirit of global competition and cooperation like corporate bullying and unfettered truncheon-waving.
Police will have powers to enter private homes and seize posters, and will be able to stop people carrying non-sponsor items to sporting events.
“I think there will be lots of people doing things completely innocently who are going to be caught by this, and some people will be prosecuted, while others will be so angry about it that they will start complaining about civil liberties issues,” Chadwick said.
“I think what it will potentially do is to prompt a debate about the commercial nature of the Games. Do big sponsors have too much influence over the Games?”
http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=138669
So what?
How much lower can this country sink under these Labour scum?
Lower than whale shit in the Mariana Trench.
And Brown will have a strop, get up and walk out when an Englishman wins the 100 metres.
By then, Brown will be consigned to the dustbin of history.
He’ll be lonely, angry and ignored in 2012.
Don`t bet on it, his treachery will be rewarded by those who stand to make billions out of his manipulations.
The worst Prime Minister of modern times by a country mile, has feathered his nest very well on the back of our and our childrens hard work.
He has enslaved us with a debt that will take generations to clear, if it is ever cleared at all.
I doubt it will ever be cleared. Both Lab and Con plan to halve the borrowing within 5 years.. around about the time the next recession’s due. They’re about every 7 years, on average.
So we’ll still be struggling to get the debt from this recession under control, and BAM! The next one.
It’s even worse if this one’s a double dip one.
Ho hum.
WRONG. They are planning to Halve the extra borrowing above income.
Not Halve the debt. That’s impossible.
It’s all worth it, though, isn’t it, so that we can watch a Moldovan in purple lycra winning the 200 metres underwater egg-and-spoon race? Isn’t that life-affirming stuff?
I’d support it if and only if they made foxhunting an Olympic sport.
Fuck foxhunting, set the dogs on Labour voting scum instead.
We tried that, but they give very poor sport as they spend most of the day eating frozen pizza and drinking Special Brew in front of their 50″ TVs. At least the line’s easy to follow, with the odour of sweat, Asda perfume and prawn-cocktail flavour Doritos.
ere we microwave our pissa mate
Most of them can’t run very fast, if at all. Very poor sport.
Damn. Note to self – refresh page before posting….
After the dogs have had their tetanus shots of course.
Shooting event is it?
We found a simple loophole. The Act bans hunting with dogs. We, like every other hunt in the country, hunt with hounds.
These days we have to use a hawk actually to kill the fox, which of course means that the fox suffers rather than being killed instantly by a hound, but the rules are the rules. Some hunts use eagles.
Surely the way forward is to train wolves to hunt foxes. What a magnificent sight.
‘Dogs’ your honour? This here is a wolf.
Or hyenas. That would be worth paying to see. Huge barrel-chested hyenas with mouths the size of Cherie Blair scoffing a fox. You wouldn’t want to be trying to get a few scraps to ‘blood’ the kids with off them fuckers.
‘Dogs’ your honour? No your honour. These are hyenas.
Why dont you do something useful WW
Set the hawks on Crash Gordon instead…
How about a sweepstakes on the exact time,to the minute,when the BBC declare that Gordon Brown has lost the General Election on Friday 7th May?
Or will they simply switch to some public service broadcasts or even put up the test card with that girl and her crayons with the balloons?
They will just play some funereal music and display a picture of his mush.
Gawd ‘elp us, I don’t ever want to see his ‘mush’! his ugly boat is bad enough.
The BBC will be reporting on the alleged scandal of how Lord Ashcroft failed to pay tax on a packet of smarties he bought from Woolworths in 1986.
What election? There isn’t going to be one.
The BBC line if the tories win will be:
“Nasty tories duped millions of innocent people into voting for them by lying. The tories intend to shoot all nurses and saw off all the police’s legs with rusty hacksaws”
Then they’ll spend the next 4/5 years repeating the same line until the next election. After 4/5 years of the BBC constantly repeating the same shit over and over again, and with their not being a Brown/Labour government to prove to people just how badly labour destroy things, labour will get in again.
The tories only have 4 or 5 years to fix things. Then we’re fucked with labour again.
The only way out is for Cameron to give all the BBC license fee money to ITN, and then just tell the BBC to live or die on their own commercial feet.
Lord Ashcroft’s money bought the election.
BBC Headline/story 1 will be:
Cameron eats newborn babies for Breakfast.
BBC Headline/story 2 will be:
Gordon Brown donates both his kidneys to a lady on dialysis so that she can live longer to help further her work for her charity that provides help for sick lambs.
“I’ll be on dialysis intead of her” said the galant Gordon who you all horribly voted against at the election. Shame on you. He’s jesus.
Great – we can nail him to a tree.
And if that fucker thinks he’ll be rising from the dead and rolling away the stone on the third day he has another think coming. He’ll be the first PM since Cromwell to be dug up and hung as a warning to others.
Makes one wonder why Dave adores the BBC so much, and has expressed his commitment to it on so many occasions. Those who believe Dave will end the BBC’s taxpayer funded NuLab propaganda monopoly are going to be very disappointed. I don’t know for sure what’s going on with Dave.
Pravda is finished and they know it hence their more and nore deperate attempts to prevent the Tories winning.
The end starts on 6th May
From 6 May on will be very much like what went before. An election is simply a device to change the faces of those who are lying to us.
“Dave, sell off the BBC to raise cash.”
Dave says, “OK.”
BBC headline, July 1st 2010: “Bugger.”
Yes
and think of all those y fronts, tampons and rent boys they could sell off at the same time
Not to speak of the BBC stash of drugs
It would all reaise a fortune…
I did have sexual relations with Sarah
The turkey baster rumours are lies, now I need to get on with the job of working for the people of Britain and not letting them down in these difficult times.
My father always told me that it was better to recieve and then give, with this in mind I will be doubling your taxes, stealing 20% of your savings, confiscating all private pensions and sending the cash to China, India , Zimbabwe and to that nice Mr Zuma who was far too busy fathering his 500th child rather meet me.
The do nothing Tories would stop this
Britain needs Labour , we cannot afford 5 years of Tory misrule
Vote Labour and get a Zuma for a neighbour
Supreme leader and the cause of sunshine
Kim il McMental
I have a thought that has not been raised so far.
Remember last year’s local council elections where Labour went in to meltdown,losing seat after seat right across the country?
With this year’s local elections on the same day,surely those voters who last year booted Labour out,are hardly going to vote Labour locally AND nationally are they?
I think the Tories will win by 55+ seats.
good point but those people get to vote next year I think. Its a new set this year but the point remains valid insofar as there is going to be wholesale slaughter on election day either way.
its not going to be pretty but it will be fun
PRIME Minister Gordon Brown is under pressure to reappear before the inquiry on the Iraq war.
Mr Brown was accused of “dissembling” by a former admiral and being “disingenuous” by an ex-general after he gave evidence on Friday.
When he appeared before the inquiry chaired by former diplomat Sir John Chilcot, Mr Brown claimed that he had never turned down a request for military spending in Iraq
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
Sleaze, smears,sophistry. It’s in Liebour’s Dee-Enn-Aay.
Isn’t £55/week below the minimum wage? Unless you only work for about 1.5 days/week I guess)
This is how the government gets round both the unemployment figures, and also how they manage to “employ” millions of kids at about 20% of the minimum wage.
Say you’re “training” people, then you don’t need to pay them the minimum wage.
I see Labour apparatchik, Comrade Trevor Phillips, is still using his bottomless pit of taxpayers money in his vendetta to bankrupt the B, n, P in the courts.
It seems that Labour are determined to prevent Griffin’s bunch from taking hundreds of thousands of votes from them in the election.
I wonder what Brown has in store for the Tories?
This should worry everyone.
The whole point of political parties is to create/repeal/change laws. It’s up to the electorate to judge the party on its merits.
You should be free to start any political party you want, with anything in its manifesto. The electorate then vote yes or no (not some judge acting under laws set down by the existing government).
The authorities have tried to stop people joining the B*P but they cannot stop people voting for them.
I am sure that the membership ban will be worth a few million extra votes.
Moley,think you are dead right there,would’nt be surprised if this own goal from liebour/ehrc doesn’t throw up some strange results on election day.
The coming election will produce some real shocks. The big three will of course get the most seats, but it is a certainty that the smaller parties will make breakthroughs into the HOC.
The cats really will be among the lazy, complacent and thoroughly corrupt cabal of mice, who have thought they had / have, a devine right to order us around forever.
A change is coming, a change for the better too.
if you checked you would have discovered that the fee for the courts was collected befor the action, the members and non members saw to that with large and small donations
I will be very interested to see how Brown hides away this weekend to avoid questions on;
1.)Unite (who pay Labour millions) and their bid to ruin our national airline
2.) An obviously crooked Udin getting away with it.
I think both of these are absolute dynamite.
Baroness Uddin has been cleared, so what is there for Gordon Brown to be afraid of?
As for UNITE, they are just expressing their members support for the Labour Party by donating money to Labour’s campaign to protect workers from the fascist Tories.
You are such an arsehole, you don’t understand do you?
This country hates Gordon Brown,detest him.
Even his own BBC couldn’t hide the spontaneous applause in Question Time, when McKenzie said;
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
And they were all women.When a load of women are off-cue,Brown is 100% finished.
No more,de nada,finito,fertig.
can you imagine an all male QT – they’d rip the place apart, punch Dimbleby’s lights out and still applaud after every question
nothing to see here move along please meanwhile I am hearing in other news Cameron eats babies for breakfast
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
UNITE behind us brothers…
Destroy BA the British Flag Carrier..
It’s thr right thing to do…
I dont care now I’ve got a safe liebour seat any way thanks to my woman and equalities minister wife.
It might not be as safe as he thinks.
What is needed is some chap to change his name by deedpoll to ‘Mohammed Choudry’ and then stand as the ‘Labour Muslim’ candidate. That should confuse the religion of peace block vote (those that haven’t voted from beyond the grave by post anyway).
No
Mohammed Choudry Pasha please
The Brown Cameroon…
with free curry for the local troops
Do Zanu Labour candidates have to wear burkas in the Labour Tribal Areas ?
Bit tricky for Hattie Harperson that one …
yes we don’t want some rightious voter flying one into the HOC
Why is Stalinist/Labour goon Trev P hillips being given milions of pounds in taxpayers money to try to bankrupt a legitimate political party in the courts?
Is it because the party in question are taking too many votes from Labour?
I would say so, yes.
Yes. Of course it is.
The B&P are being set up for being banned from voting slips.
Hence the timing. It will all culminate with a banning order which will allow no time for appeal before the election.
Labour then hope that those thus disenfranchised will come ‘home’ to Labour.
Great Britney is so reminiscent of Germany in the 30′s.
I used to be afraid that fascism would return to Germany and then got on the net a few years ago and discovered that it had already taken over in Great Britney.
And guess what, the Britneys, just like the 30′s Krauts feel powerless to stop it, do not know if they want to stop it and are proving themselves to be equally as spineless as the 30′s Krauts.
Does it make me feel proud to live in Belgium?
Yes it fulking does, smug as a bug in a rug!
Belgium is my #1 country to have civil war, when the Eurozone goes titsup.
Well AC1, the folks over here are certainly well armed; YOU HAD ALL YOUR SHOOTERS TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU!
What are you going to start your revolution with, chopsticks?
Pop down your local mosque or madrasa, I am sure that you will be able to pick up something there.
B’ jezzus, this FRENCH beer is flukin deelicious.
Zhe last time i was in Britney i could not even drink the beer.
Every good brewery had been bought up by the big firms and the flavour ruined.
You live in a no hope hoontry, AC1!
Vive l’euro!
If it is OK with everybody, I would like to claim Gordon’s Glass eye after he is executed.
I will pass it on to my grandchildren who, in about 50 years time will appear on the Antiques Road Show with said glass eye in a cardboard box.
The expert of the day will probably look at the eye (spooky I wouldn’t want to do that) through an eyeglass and say, ” This is Gordon Brown’s glass eye, it is worth f*ck all. He was a useless c*nt then and is a worthless c*nt now, be off with you”
His glass eye – what a metaphor for new labour.
Shiny, but useless.
Ahh – the famous “rugby’ match.
Why is it that nothing,but NOTHING is the truth with this man?
The answer is in the photo of him in the gardens behind Westminster Palace,he is walking behind three other Labour cronies,perhaps in the late ’70′s?
The impostor,the charlatan – the outsider,only in Downing St because of a pact with the previous devil incumbent.
Brown was never a proper rugby player, as is constantly being spun. He was the fat boy who always got picked last for team games.
And would hang around the changing room after the match to catch a glimpse of nude boys.
I heard he sold his bum – but at half the going rate, like the gold.
All the brothers were bright, Gordon in particular. He was selected for an experimental fast stream at Kirkcaldy Primary School, went to secondary school at 10. Took his O-levels at 14. Highers at 15. At 16 he was awarded a place at Edinburgh University to read history. Brown’s memory of himself at this time is not as a swot but as an all-rounder, “very keen on sports”. Though even here he was precocious, playing in the school rugby team at 15: “Difficult when all the other guys were 17, 18.” It may not look like it now, he says, “but back then I was very, very fit”.
No truth teller he no truth telling abilities?
Was he walking behind the KGP paid Jack Jones, his mentor ??
Hmm. Supposedly g@y politician had the sh!t kicked out of him. Lost his eyesight and probably got his jaw broken. He now hates squ@ddies, to the extent he denies them the equipment that would keep them alive.
I wonder what really happened in his past.
Hmm. Supposedly g@y politician had the sh!t kicked out of him. Lost his eyesight and probably got his jaw broken. He now hates squ@ddies, to the extent he denies them the equipment that would keep them alive.
I wonder what really happened in his past.
Crash Gordon can only see through his glass eye
A party that takes hundreds of thousands of votes from Labour are currently being dragged constantly through the courts in a state-sponsored campaign to put them out of business.
When this campaign has succeed will the Tory Party be next to be targetted?
First they came for the white man………..
Brown will use every trick in the book to win the next election.
Breaking News;
The votes from the British soldiers in Afghanistan have been lost as the plane carrying them to the UK opened it’s doors and the crates fell out over the English Channel.
“Oh dear,what a pity” replied a grinning Jack Straw when he was asked about the incident
Nothing can be allowed to get in the way of another Labour election victory.
That is for certain, but are the cracks starting to appear in people being taken in? It has taken sometime but remember, 2001 and 2005 – are the british people statrting to wake up from the last 13 years worth of nightmare government?
The backlash by the indigenous British against the enemy within is long overdue.
Who are you calling the ‘the enemy within’?
I’ll have you know I am as patriotic as my daddy, who spent the war years bayoneting Nips in the jungle.
… and is likely to stay long overdue.
I used to be proud to be a Brit, even if the Brits were not proud that I was one.
Yvette
Have we ever had sex ?
I don’t remember
You are not the type I normaly go for , yes I would have to pay , thats given, but you have tits like two fried eggs and are not dusky enough.
Being Scottish I do enjoy stirring my porridge but not Ed Balls’
Yvette maybe you could givee me a call
Andrew
are you the real Andrew Neil?
you need to do something with your hair
no I’m the real Andrew Neil really.
confusing isn’t it
No
I havent had the pleasure of Mrs Balls
You’re all just jealous
Fuck it i’m joining the army.
I aint taking my non paying internship which leaves me more out of pocket than before I took it.
This country is too far up the shitter to put back the clock.
You do realise that there is a 18 month waiting list to join the armed forces. AND that there are limited vacancies and hundreds of graduates applying for them. If you apply now you should attend selection(assuming you pass the pre-selection )in 2011/2012. You couldn’t make it up !!
We kill plenty of solidiers and make room
Allah Ackbar
I see that I appear to have been posting throughout the day making anti Gordon comments? This can’t be as I have just got in from school and can prove it because I did double speling, so whoever is impersonating me piss off and bog off and go away.
Innit.
well, you’re obviously not very good at your ‘speling’ are you
liebour give out degreees today like confetti and employ any one who can’t get a job, as a teacher, in it?
But you don’t get a degree if you don’t complete your course.
That might have happened to Martin.
But to be honest I forget.
Speling ! That was satire.
Stop being me, I am getting confused.
Vote Labour.
Lord Ashcroft and all that stuff, you Tory boy.
All right.
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
IT’S NOT ONLY BROWN WHO HAS NO TRUTH IN HIS SOUL, IT’S THE WHOLE OF LIEBOUR.
Lord Paul and all that stuff as wsell as Jack dromey corruption, you know all that though dont you, you champagne socialist.
My head is spinning, not sure who I am now.
I’m not allowed to drink champagne, but I can have a shandy on special occassions.
Wot planet am I now on?
you’re up Uranus, just as usual
In his press conference with Sarkozi today, Gordon Brown practically defined an extremist as anyone who disagrees with the EU and new labour. I think it’s time to get serious with this fucker…..
I am ready – we can get 50,000 men up to Westminster for Wednesday.
Why ? Is Kelly Brook getting her tits out or summink.
The Labour run “equality” quango are currently attempting to bankrupt one political party (b and p) that is taking massive numbers of votes from Labour. Pretty soon Brown’s henchmen will find a way to wreck the Conservative Party.
No need to attack the Lib Dems of course because they are already Labour stooges.
Result = Labour rule forever.
The moment you have all been waiting for
The first draft of Labour’s Election Manifesto
•Fix broken economy
•Make every minute count
•See off the Westminster mandarins
•Overhaul Britain’s planning system
•End public sector waste for good
•Cut our fuel bills
•Get Britain off benefits
•Give us democracy
•End pensioner poverty
•Abolish quangos
Stop immigration
Start repatriation
British jobs for British workers
Bread and circuses
England to win the world cup
Ten thousand pounds tax free for everyone who votes Labour
IT ONLY TOOK THEM 13 YEARS TO DEMOLISH UK PLC.
Does no one here remember Margaret Thatcher ? She sewed some of the seeds for current problems. Selling off housing and not building replacements with the proceeds was as short sighted as these clowns in office today. Led to huge hikes in prices beyond the first time buyer. It also means those property leeches prosper quite well thank you. We are moving toward a feudal economy and I don’t like it one bit.
oh do fuck off you boring knob wad.
WTF Labour could have changed anything but they did not so give over on Thatch for fucks sake!!! thats was eons ago.
Fucking Labour started it with IMF and winter of discontent and it looks like this time they have completed the job good style
I mearly pointed out that this is a long term problem. I know it is not all Thatch’s fault. Those in this government have lied, cheated and done nothing better. I just look at where the country is and if I was coming out of school now I would see no hope of ever being anything but a slave. A work unit. I won’t bother answering anymore of your insults. If you can’t be civil when i try to be then there is no point.
not quite we have another summer of riots to go
ALL THE UNIONS PRIOR TO 1979 FUCKED THIS COUNTRY AND PEOPLES JOBS, RED ROBBO ETC. AS USUAL YOU CHAMPAGNE SOCIALISTS HAVE GOT VERY VEREY SHORT MEMORIES. GOOD JOB WE ARE STILL AROUND TO REMIND YOU.
BRITAIN THE SICK MAN OF EUROPE THANKS TO THE MAFIA UNIONS.
Arse*hole – it’s “sowed” – obviously another of Ball’s pupils.
How is Ed these days,now that his wife is f*ucking another man so openly?
Quite right – the knit-wit. Sewed, honestly!
Thanks for the correction. I don’t like the comparison but I guess you don’t know me. I might be ill educated but I am not a bully like Mr Balls.
CC I don’t agree with you regarding council housing.Way back in the good old days of 1977 when the GLC was Tory and when the immigration authorities managed to keep control of our borders, council flats in London were given to single sharers.The reason was that there were thousands of empty properties across London.They were in grotty areas and had been empty for years,they were mainly pre-war blocks of flats which needed work.Council tenants on the waiting list just would not take them,they wanted new properties with central heating etc etc.I know because I managed to get one in a part of London which I certainly wouldn’t live in now.(These same blocks today are housing thousands of asylum seekers and illegal immigrants). I stayed for three years and then bought my own property.I had been gazumped twice BEFORE MRS T CAME TO POWER,she was not responsible for the price hikes in the 70s.Having a council flat helped me.I even did youth work on the estate as I was so grateful to have somewhere to live. I spent money on redecorating etc.Some of the other tenants did complain,but only the unemployed ones who did nothing all day long.They used to stand on their balconies all day gossiping.As I said with the rise in immigration all these old properties are now full to the brim with people who have no right to be in the UK. As for Mrs T,she gets blamed for everything.Many of these council properties would still be in the same families today as they would have been passed down from parents to children.The reason we do not have enough housing for the indigenous population is that there are too many people coming from overseas.Also,people expect much larger properties than was the case in the past.Divorce and family break-up has added to the problem.Same thing happened after WWII. Housing was in desperately short supply.Even today my mother complains about the Irish bringing over their huge families and displacing English people who were on the waiting list (and my mother has an Irish mother herself). My father,mother and three children lived in one room in 1949.If you had only one or two children you didn’t stand a chance of getting decent housing.My aunt and uncle waited 13 years to be re-housed.Same today.So very little changes.
I can only praise the Tory GLC for giving me and other single people somewhere to live.
Mr Cat,
in general you must not insult Mrs T here.
Do not mention that it was her and Regan who tore up the rule book for the financial sector.
Big Bang she called it! Now we have the result… global financial devastation.
You can say that Tone and Gordum just carried on with her policies, but not that she started it.
Do not mention that her very first act as PM was to sack 100s of customs officers, ensuring that Great Britney was completely flooded with drugs, especially hard drugs, within 2 years.
Forget that she knew damm well that The Argies were about to invade the Falklands. She needed a war to win the next erection.
They are all shits and yes, Gordum is world champion shit of shits, but Mrs T is sacrosanct.
Bottle of the bubbly for me the day she dies, and another when Bliar is gone and 3 if Gordum does the decent thing soon.
I have a cellar well stocked with the stuff!
May I suggest that you emigrate. you will be amazed at the quality of life in Northern Europe, the sense of community and the wide choice of quality blow to be indulged in. Those crap soap bares are only for the Brits and dumb Frogs.
It is super Fab in the Belgian Ardennes.
Life in Belgium is better than life in Great Britney. Doesn’t that make you feel good, proud and excessively self satisfied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Circa 1983…I well remember watching GMTV one morning on one of my very rare days off work.That stupid b….ch Lorrrrrrrrrrraine Keeelllleeee was interviewing a young couple who were all of 21.The girl was pregnant and she actually said it was all Mrs Ts fault that she had got pregnant and then was made redundant and that they had not paid their mortgage and they were going to be evicted.
IT WAS ALL THATCHER’S FAULT.ALWAYS IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE. EVERYTHING IS MRS THATCHER’S FAULT.
That’s the way it is. It is always somebody else’s fault.Blame. Blame. Blame. I am a victim of this, a victim of that.
Labour and the Socialist mindset says: ‘Yes, you are right…it’s those nasty rich people who are to blame. We understand and if you vote for US, we will solve all your problems. You will live in a fairer world, you will have better houses, you will have jobs or, we will arrange things to make sure you have what we think you need. Trust us, we are your friends’.
JUST LOOK AROUND YOU:
End of story.
I really meant no particular insult to Mrs Thatcher. She saw problems and tried to fix them. giving someone the chance to buy a house and feel they have a place to belong is GREAT! I know immigration is messed up. Thats the polite way of putting. I don’t know who started that one and would not assume to aportion blame. I do know that labour are shits. I just have no confidence that the tories are better. I wouldn’t want either speaking for me. Even if I am sew ill educated.
I am not a victim beyond knowing that
Labour are lying shits
Tories are lying shits
Libs are wanna be lying shits
Stop calling me a lover of these low lifes.
I just don’t see a shining future in Mr Cameron’s forehead.
I don’t like Maggie,Blair or Brown. They are all the same problem is what I am tring to say. Why are you people so factional. You being screwed from the left at the moment but when the government changes just prepare for a different angle of screwing. I give in. Not a sane one apart from old nick. I want to shout that you are on the biggest merry-go-round It doesn’t matter who you vote for. If you vote you sanction the system.
fuck off you hippy the muslims will soon sort you Belgiums out.
This FRENCH beer is flukin delicious, Mr big balls, I am not afraid to put my name where my mouth is pathetico ANON
BelgiAns.
Can’t spell and no balls either.
Sadder than sad!
Maggie set the market free. The bankers took that to mean it was their personal cash cow
That’s excellent and I shall instruct all of my Conservatives to vote Labour
Thank you so much
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
IT’S NOT ONLY BROWN WHO HAS NO TRUTH IN HIS SOUL, IT’S THE WHOLE OF LIEBOUR.
That’s excellent and I shall instruct all of my Liebour to vote Conservative
Thank you so much
In particular, McAllister wants an investigation into why the Labour group on the council, led by Purcell, repeatedly blocked attempts to investigate the extent and reach of organised crime in Glasgow.
McAllister identifies allegations that an attempt by Glasgow’s director of culture and leisure, Bridget McConnell, to close down a community centre in the Chirnside area linked with suspected organised criminals, was blocked by a senior councillor as being in need of particularly urgent investigation.
THOSE CROOKS, LIARS AND BULLIES OF LIEBOUR ARE EVERY WHERE, SO ITS NOT JUST BROWN.
THEY ARE INSTITUITIONALLY CORRUPT LYING BULLIES.
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a liar”
SCOTTISH LABOUR = ORGANISED CRIME
You have that back to front!
Gordon was at a fund raiser with Purcell 2 weeks ago.Were any “gangsters” present and did any donate?Will anyone spill the beans?.Drip drip drip drip drip drip.Och aye
They surely have slush funds SCottosh Zanu…
They dont’ have to invite gangsters…
They are gangsters themselves…
They want to have an investigation into why the fuck they’re tearing up a perfectly good road in Edinburgh in order to build a six mile tramline costing half a billion quid out to the airport. Especially since the existing mainline to Aberdeen runs right along the bottom of the runway. You could stick your head out of the train window and gob onto the runway.
A few loads of concrete and they could have built a station in a few days like they did when that town got cut off by floods before Christmas.
Fucking crooks and gangsters. There is no other rational explanation. Back-handers and plenty of ‘em.
That would be too simple
And they would not get their kickbacks
innit
SCOTTISH LABOUR = ORGANISED CRIME
13 years of uninterrupted Labour rule in the UK can you imagine the damage they have done in the west of Scotland areas where they have had 80 years of uninterrupted rule?
13 years of uninterrupted Labour rule in the UK can you imagine the damage they have done in the west of Scotland areas where they have had 80 years of uninterrupted rule?
Yes-AND IT SHOWS! you only have to take one look at the godforsaken dump
to realise the extent of the damage!
God help us all!
The Lib Dems need to be careful; they’re sending out mixed messages at the moment.
Having taken on a Porn Film director, they are now proposing work experience at £55 a week. (I’m no expert, but I thought porn stars were paid more than that.) Watch out for announcements of tax breaks for film-makers.
Besides, who’d want to watch mucky movies in which the protagonists all had beards and sandals?
Crash Gordon specialises in Beards I think Eng
We need a beard-free political party to vote for.
what about a bush party?
george barbarq, george w etc
If anybody mentions Mad Hattie Harperson’s razor-wire bush at this point, we shall summon Mr. Slater’s Parrot.
Do you get another £55 for the money shot?
I seem to remember the bloke in ‘The Joy of Sex’ illustrations looked a bit Lib Dem…
And his missus wasn’t much of a fan of the razor either!
OT: LibDems spotted in worthy attempt to embarrass themselves even more than Mark Oatens unsavoury antics: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/12/arrowsmith_mp_bid/
ANY IDEAS WHAT WILL BE GORDON’S NEXT LIES?
WAS HE REALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR WINNING THE SECOND WORLD WAR?
WAS HE BEHIND CHURCHILL AFTER ALL?
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
IT’S NOT ONLY BROWN WHO HAS NO TRUTH IN HIS SOUL, IT’S THE WHOLE OF LIEBOUR.
Ohhh leave it out, I’m knackered
La nuit est jeune!
what planet is this?
This Labour government is illegitimate…
Regime change now…
and a
This Labour government is illegitimate…
Regime change now…
and a new party
The Constitutional Party
How about that ?
they are bastards arn’t they?
who’s gonna repay the debt though that browns policy of “no more boom and bust” has created??
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
IT’S NOT ONLY BROWN WHO HAS NO TRUTH IN HIS SOUL, IT’S THE WHOLE OF LIEBOUR.
No Fire Risk Assessment at Fire Training Facility
In May of 2009, a fire broke out at the UK Fire Service College in Moreton-in-Marsh, Gloucestershire. Part of the premises burnt down and the cost of the damage to the facility was in the region of £1million. Eleven fire engines were lost and their garage completely destroyed. The UK Fire Service College is a training facility that welcomes fire fighters from all over the globe, not just the UK.
It has transpired that there was no fire risk assessment in place when the incident occurred, meaning that the UK Fire Service College failed to comply with fire safety laws. Since 2006, following the introduction of the Regulatory Reform (Fire Safety) Order 2005 (FSO), which consolidated over seventy pieces of law regarding fire safety, there has been a legal requirement to do a ‘suitable and sufficient’ fire risk assessment on every type of non-domestic building in England and Wales (however, Article 31(10) of the FSO extends the application to domestic premises other than single private dwellings (e.g. houses in multiple occupation)). In Scotland, fire safety duties are contained Part 3 of the Fire (Scotland) Act 2005, as amended, and the Fire Safety (Scotland) Regulations 2006.
Failure to comply with the FSO is a criminal offence punishable by fines or a prison sentence. The risk assessment is a vital part of any non-domestic building’s safety procedure. It can identify factors that may cause a fire to spread and allow for the improvement of evacuation procedures. This should constantly be monitored and kept up-to-date. The UK Fire Service College had failed to keep an up-to-date fire risk assessment, a failing one would hardly expect from such an organisation. Fortunately, none of the shortcomings on this occasion led to injury or loss of life and no enforcement action has been taken.
Why not?
You could not make it up…
The Fire Service College burnt down….
Without any prior fire assessment…
FFS……..
It was all an experiment
Innit………
PS Had Crash Gordon just visited it ?!
I give up – tell us.
any laws liebour make do not apply to liebour folk; they are there for the ordinary people to abide by.
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
IT’S NOT ONLY BROWN WHO HAS NO TRUTH IN HIS SOUL, IT’S THE WHOLE OF LIEBOUR.
I shall be sure to look into it and find out
We will set fire to your f’ing knickers if you do on like this…ermine vermine
Vote for Gordon! You know I will
GORDON,
WHO TOLD LIES, AND WAS BURNED TO DEATH
GORDON told such Dreadful Lies,
It made one Gasp and Stretch one’s Eyes;
His Father, who, from his Earliest Youth,
Had kept a Strict Regard for Truth,
Attempted to Believe Gordon:
The effort very nearly killed Him,
And would have done so, had not He
Discovered this Infirmity.
For once, towards the Close of Day,
Gordon, growing tired of play,
And finding he was left alone,
Went tiptoe to the Telephone
And summoned the Immediate Aid
Of Renfrewshire’s Noble Fire-Brigade.
Within an hour the Gallant Band
Were pouring in on every hand,
From Glasgow, Orkney Downs, and John Ogrow.
With Courage high and Hearts a-glow,
They galloped, roaring through the Town,
‘Gordon’s House is Burning down!’
Inspired by Scottish Cheers and Loud
Proceeding from the Frenzied Crowd,
They ran their ladders through a score
Of windows on the Ball Room Floor;
And took Peculiar Pains to Souse
The Pictures up and down the House,
Until Gordon’s Father succeeded
In showing them they were not needed;
And even then He had to pay
To get the Men to go away!
It happened that a few Weeks later
His Father was off to the Theatre
To see that Interesting Play
The Second Mrs. Tanqueray.
He had refused to take his Son
To hear this Entertaining Piece:
A Deprivation Just and Wise
To Punish him for Telling Lies.
That Night a Fire did break out–
You should have heard dear old Gordon Shout!
You should have heard him Scream and Bawl,
And throw the window up and call
To People passing in the Street–
(The rapidly increasing Heat
Encouraging him to obtain
Their confidence) — but all in vain!
For every time he shouted ‘Fire!’
They only answered ‘Little Liar!’
And therefore when his Father returned,
Gordon, and the House, were Burned.
Bugger
you got a numBer I can call you on? are you genuine?
As new chipped Lib dem rounds off its week with its conference CW notes it has cleansed some it soundbites and picked up an old tory MEP ,praising Thatcher , borrowing a labour spin line wahtever next beef sandwiches without the beef ? CW ponders why the LIbs arnt calling for unite to disband if they like Margret Thatcher so much .
Sit back and enjoy the marketing machine in action .
Should David Cameron get more angry at Labours failures ?…. for now no ! with 6 weeks to go ruins computer is on 24hr shifts
Hello boys!
You can stick cigars up my arse if you promise to thieve £billions off taxpayers and give it to the jews.
xxx Monica
Ps. I’ll suck you cock off, but I won’t swallow (you’ll have to come on my frock like my dad).
Luvly
LOL
oooh you are awful
What a great job i have done for Liebour in keeping Christine Pratt and Baroness Scotlands cleaner out of the headlines.I like the sound of sir Mucks Mr Brown.
Whoops. They really are ALL THE SAME.
Gordon Brown, Tony Blair, Alistair Campbell, Derek Draper, Damian McBride
IT’S NOT ONLY BROWN WHO HAS NO TRUTH IN HIS SOUL, IT’S THE WHOLE OF LIEBOUR
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
the tee shirts will be available on ebay from tomorrow.
Why is every BBC news broadcast claiming that membership applications to “the party we can not name beginning with B”, are still closed when today’s court hearing granted the party the right to start enlisting new members?
Are the BBC genuinely mistaken over this or this this another one of their disonest and biased campaigns against Labour’s political opponents?
BBC lying as usual. It’s all systems go to get Brown in for five more years.
Lefties in denial as usual
Don’t need membership to write an X in the right box!
Do not let Gordon Brown visit any Apple offices before he is thrashed at the G.E.
“Based on order ID numbers, Andrew Erlichson, CEO of photo sharing website Phanfare, thinks Apple could be selling 20,000 iPads an hour, which suggests iPad sales of around $10 million per hour today,”
Oh for a British company that would be so successful.
I thought they were universally derided. And yet still the faitfull will go out and buy one.
Apple buyers have Stockholm Syndrome.
Harriet Hatesmen is promoting a special version for International Wimmins Week – the TenaPad.
It’s not very good and stinks of piss, but hey, Gordon’s still in power…
Alistair Darling is waiting patiently by the phone for the i-MF.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1249575/Council-slammed-plans-spend-30-000-iPads-councillors—save-paper.html
Matthew Sinclair said “A small, affordable laptop would do the same job, though it certainly wouldn’t be as exciting a perk for the councillors.” Not only that but some technology commentators are wondering why Apple ever produced the thing in the first place – what’s it for?
- John, Berlin Gemany, 9/2/2010 12:05
This is a ludicrous waste of money.
Surely most of these councillors already have their own laptop or a council provided lap-top?
QUOTE: “Lib Dem Cllr Amanda Taylor has said on her blog: ‘We frequently have agenda papers of 500-1000 pages for some of our meetings.
‘An electronic tablet would certainly be lighter to carry, although I would still want to be able to scribble notes in the margin and use Post-It notes as navigation markers. ”
In my extensive experience in large companies:
- you might distribute a document electronically to save paper, but many people will then print a paper-copy to scan through
- as Councillor Taylor, many of us like to add notes and post-its to a document.
- You could add notes electronically, but this is one more piece of software that people would need to master
- generally, a room full of people all using lap-tops or other PCs does not allow an effective meeting. People are more focussed on typing and navigating their computer screen,
- Colin (51), Aberdeenshire, UK, 9/2/2010 12:00
Two of the better comments for those of you who do not read about the Stockholm Syndromed Cambridge City Counci
Is an iPad a type of tampon that you can see through?
Best of the blogs
Burning Our Money: The Cost of Depression Economics
Better Government: More on public sector pensions
Better Government: Peace for now – but at what cost
Campaign: Unions offer to be reasonable on anything expect the important stuff
Economics 101: Learning from Sweden’s Free Market Renaissance
European Union: Britain’s Eurozone Payout: Liable and likelier than you’d think
European Union: Computer Says No
see taxpayers alliance site
Under Labour this country has clearly gone to the dogs. Who will finally control Barking? I rest my case.
Nick Griffin?
PM and President Sarkozy call for David Cameron to quit politics
Poor sarkozy I felt rather sorry for him. gordon’s behaviour was bizarre, embarrassing and inappropriate in front of the cameras, hugging a startled sarkozy and hanging on to his hand as he pulled him into no.10 like a little boy dragging a reluctant friend into the house to play.
sarkozy looked completely bemused. What was it all about?
It’s all about the d*rugs – he’s completely overloaded with them
Did anyone notice at PMQ’s – there was a shot of Brown sitting down on the bench waiting for the next question and his breathing was as if he had just done one of those 3 mile runs that he never does. I reckon he will not get to the election,they will find him like Elvis – on the crapper and departed for the great liars graveyard in the sky.
how are you answering the charge of
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
week TPA Research Director Matt Sinclair has been looking at Britain’s weak recovery, and how it may be due to high government borrowing undermining economic confidence. New statistics today from Eurostat shows that industrial production across the eurozone rose by 1.7% in January. In Britain, it fell by 0.3%. The graph to the right shows how weak performance has been in Britain.
Earlier in the week new trade figures showed the deficit had risen from £2.6 to £3.8 billion despite the weak pound. BBC Economics Editor Stephanie Flanders reported that “we’ve seen…exports and imports falling – along with the wider economy – but exports more than imports. And there has been almost no change in our terms of trade.” In other words, UK manufacturers seem to have taken the opportunity to increase their margins – here and abroad – rather than pick up new sales. To read Matt’s analysis of the problem, and his warning that large Government deficits threaten rather than sustain our economic future, click here.
Goverment borrowing is crowding out borrowing for private investment. Plus the banks are now so reluctant to participate in ‘risk’ and prefer to fill up their books with cheap borrowing from savers and QE, money which has been borrowed from the future to be payed for by British taxpayers.
Compulsive Lying
Is your husband or wife, boyfriend or girlfriend a compulsive or pathological liar?
To begin with, it may help to understand the difference between pathological and compulsive lying (see, types of liars).
Ultimately, making this type of distinction may not be that useful. Because in either case, the outcome is typically the same: dealing with a compulsive or pathological liar is very difficult to do.
A compulsive liar will resort to telling lies, regardless of the situation. Again, everyone lies from time to time (see, when lovers lie), but for a compulsive liar, telling lies is routine. It becomes a habit – a way of life.
Simply put, for a compulsive liar, lying becomes second nature.
Not only do compulsive liars bend the truth about issues large and small, they take comfort in it. Lying feels right to a compulsive liar. Telling the truth, on the other hand, is difficult and uncomfortable.
And like any behavior which provides comfort and an escape from discomfort (i.e., alcohol, drugs, sex), lying can become addictive and hard to stop. For the compulsive liar, lying feels safe and this fuels the desire to lie even more.
Making matters even more complicated, compulsive lying is often a symptom of a much larger personality disorder, which only makes the problem more difficult to resolve (see, narcissistic personality disorder and borderline personality disorder).
Unfortunately, compulsive lying is hard for the person involved to see, but it hurts those who are around it. Compulsive lying, if not addressed, can easily ruin a relationship (for example, see why does he need to lie).
Compulsive lying can be dealt with through counseling or therapy. But, like any addictive behavior (and/or personality disorder), getting someone to admit they have a problem with lying is the difficult part. Sadly enough, getting someone to recognize that he or she has a problem usually requires hitting rock bottom first.
How can you confront a compulsive liar?
I was married to a compulsive liar for three years; we dated for one year before we married. He was the most charming man I’d ever met, and I believe now it was because he knew about his lying problem. Also, his lying worked to hook me because he told me what he knew I wanted to hear. The lies ranged from tiny, silly things to very important issues. My trust in him was ultimately destroyed, and that is when I decided I needed to leave. I confronted him several (and several more) times, but he always denied that he was lying and became angry with me. Having no trust in him and being verbally and emotionally attacked by him was not worth all the great things about him, and there were many. I believe much of love is made up of trust. I have always wished him well since I left him, but I know he’s still at it. I received a call recently from a woman who found our divorce papers in the trunk of his car when he sent her there for one of his sweaters – he told her he had never been married. She was crying her heart out to me. I told her to run, especially since I found out he had been divorced in the same manner – I found his first divorce papers in the trunk of his car, where he had sent me to find his sweater. Ha ha. Go figure!
David Cameron needs help from experienced psychologists in how to deal with Gordon Brown.
Medical people, particularly those working in places like Broadmoor or Rampton, are skilled in confronting and managing sociopaths and could give Cameron useful advice in handling Brown.
Not sure that Cameron wants to handle Brown. Think he’ll leave that to Mandelscum.
Ashton is the other one (high security hospitals). I have been in Broadmoor and Rampton ( in a professional capacity!) and some medium secure units. Not sure even they can handle Brown. BTW 286 – thanks for the insight to a sociopath. I hope you can let go now.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malignant_narcissism
said the attention seeking gormless blogger fuckwit with no sense of irony
Bush is no longer Prez, baby… Let it Go, dude. We have.
Miaow!
It’s not poor Gordon’s fault. He’s scared of cats and he actually shits himself if a dog comes anywhere near him, even if it’s only little like a Yorkie or a pug.
Sarah is a cat strangler so Humphrey is wise to keeping away from Downing St for the time being.
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/817172-health-and-safety-shocker-cheese-rolling-2010-called-off
health and safety laws have put paid to a 200 year tradion of annual cheese rolling .
Amazing isn’t it ? The government can force the shut down of an ancient tradition of cheeserolling on health and safety grounds and yet they cynically ignore safety for our soldiers and knowingly send them to war in snatch landrovers where there’s a good chance their inadequate equipment will get them killed.
Labour policy is to kill off British traditions and culture while indoctrinating us into “celebrating” alien imports like Eid, Divali etc
Pretty soon the British won’t know their arse from their elbow which is just the way the Cultural Marxists of the Labour Party want it.
We are all Muslims now!
Oh, aye? Speak fer thissen, lad.
We’re all muslin now!
The heavy handed health and safety laws are nothing to do with other cultures. It’s all to do with labour’s fetish for introducing unnecessary draconian laws, which then impact on society and damage our traditions.
Nannying labour believes we can’t even blow our noses without an instruction manual produced by the government.
Er nell yes they do.
Oh, no they don’t. Incorrect technique can lead to severe injuries or nosebleeds, or degradation of nutritional value. Ask the Dear Leader.
nokias can do that for you as well
I bet being dragged out of your chair and flung to the floor can cause bruises and nosebleeds as well not to mention mental trauma and feelings of being bullied!!
How to wash and dry your hands with soap and water
1 Wet your hands with warm water, then add soap.
2 Rub in the soap, while you count to fifteen. Make sure you rub the soap into:
* the backs of your hands;
* the backs of your fingers;
* your finger-nails;
* your finger-tips;
* the skin between your fingers.
3 Rinse your hands under running water.
4 Dry your hands with a disposable paper towel or a hot-air blower.
[If you are wearing any rings or bracelets, remove them before washing your hands. If you have any cuts or scratches, cover them with a clean dressing]
DfES & DH/ HPA, 2007.
so can walking about with a giant turnip up your arse and maggots in your brain you snide yokel C’unt
toblerone
Go home to your constituencies and prepare for extinction!
Vote for me and I’ll give you a free blow job!!
Vote Clegg, get Huhne!
Eat shit, fuckers!
Cool.
A politician who gives you something before they take your money.
i need to move to your constituency, where are you?
how do you stop your girlfriend giving you a “Blow joB
marry her!
VOTE LIB DEM
GET
BROWN BALLS
Please send me an urgent copy of your latest “rent boys” movie…
I am running out of perversions…
Hi Vince. Want to play? Let’s have a game of politics! My turn to go first today. You can be Chancellor, and I’ll be Prime Minister. Ooooh, great. Let’s play “announce some policies”. What fun! Now where’s some fanny that’s seduced by power?
About six months ago I highlighted the nonsense that it all started in America was disproved by the Lehmans use of the City as a place to hid from US Regulators because of the light touch regime presided over by the imbecile in Downing Street.
Vindication from the Peston himself.
‘Lehman’s creditors and investors will be studying the examiner’s report in a forensic way, to assess whether they should sue those criticised in the report.
Meanwhile there is also some unattractive publicity for the London law firm Linklaters and for the now controversial light-touch regulatory culture that existed in the UK till recently.
The examiner says that the so-called “Repo 105″ programme that allowed Lehman to hide that $50bn of assets was not permitted by any US law firm.
So Lehman obtained an “opinion letter” from Linklaters in London that said the relevant deals were permissible under English law – and the relevant transactions that hid the assets were then conducted through Lehman’s London operations.’
mlearned friends have a way of the words
‘It is our opinion that we can find nothing to suggest that the course of action you propose is contrary to English Law’*
Please find enclosed our invoice for [insert insane figure here].
A Partner LLB
* This does not mean that it is not contrary to English law just that the new graduate couldn’t find anything on ‘Google’ to suggest otherwise. You have been billed for four months of partners time but actually an unpaid intern just typed a misspelled query into a search engine, found nothing and reported back. The four month delay was just me getting around to signing the ‘opinion’ in between frequenting various fetishist dungeons around the Inns.
Ghandi said your all wierd
AC or DC
‘Light touch regulation’. Here? In England? Of the sort that allowed Lehman’s to overextend and almost bring the whole banking system down?
Here? In England? Thank God nobody was caught bragging about what a splendid regulatory system he had created in England before this all went tits up otherwise the political fallout could be astronomical.
Any PM or chancellor who’d bragged year-in, year-out at how his ‘prudent’ financial decision making and ‘light regulatory touch’ had created the longest period of growth in history would be eviscerated by any independent observer if it turned out that it was their financial decision-making and ‘light regulatory touch’ that had precipitated the longest and deepest recession (ongoing) in UK history.
I wouldn’t want to be the vain braggart who’d been claiming he’d abolished boom and bust under those conditions. Fuck no.
Thatcher’s fault.
Not to mention his claims that ‘he’d saved the world’ .
Or most recent that he was ‘ the only man of character who could lead us through the recession over the next five years’ !!
Or his claims to Chilcott that ( despite the unequivocal truth that he DID, deliberately,r cut the MoD budget by more than £1.4billion and has been aware for years of numerous Coroner’s finding’s that soldiers are dying because of poor equipment and especially because of the use of the inadequate snatch landrovers) that he never cut the budget and he always gave the troops everything they asked for.
The word ‘delusional’ is too mild for this very bizarre, deeply flawed, rather soulless personality that is in denial about his criminal role in carelessly sending our troops to their deaths.
and RBS and HBOS were just a f**king irresponsible as Lehmann
SO much for ‘light touch ” regulation
There was massive fraud also
With billions in junk bonds sold with AAA ratings etc
3 regulators with no overall responsibility.
Who would design such a poor system?
Only an imbecile.
Step forward Gordon “imbecile” Brown.
I doubt very much its as plain as reports so far suggest , the more intersting question is why the switch , and who got the liability .Basically $50bn of junk was put on a sub branches liabilities sheet , auditors said nothing , FSA said nothing . US end looked healthy to go to credit markets again . Why did the UK become a toxic assetts dumping ground ?
That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Labour party.
Modern version.
Martin I will vote Labour when you have finished chomping on my black mamba. Wipe your chin and get back on gay chat for a durty hump.
Mark Senior has been busy with his sockpuppets I see.
The crime stats are awful, I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
never marry a retarded dwarf, it’s not big and its not clever
Hazel Blears. She’s not big and she’s not clever.
Well she’s bright enough to know how to avoid paying capital gains tax!
Although I suspect edballs education department has, over the last few years, been running in-house courses for labour mp’s and lords on ‘How to get the most out of the parliamentary expenses system’.
Paid internships are nothing new. We had them in the 1980′s. Only back then, they were called the Youth Training Scheme.
Interesting that the outgoing Head of the SFA stated today that he did not attend any of the requested meetings with the Americans regulators’ over Lehman Brothers, but did give them documentation.
Then he compounded this felony by stating that he did not action Lehrman’s auditors Ernst and Young as it was not in his remit, but was the duty of another incompetent government department.
I suppose it was natural to question if these two departments ever co-operated with each other, but it was not done of course.
The serial and total level of incompetence is staggering.
Broken Britain strikes again.
Vote Labour and I will give you a mind blowing blow job. Form an orderly queue
I’m first bitches
First and only.
You haven’t got a mind to blow.
Sshh! Don’t give away the big idea in our manifesto, we’ve only written a few pages so far. Gordon wrote a couple more, but nobody can read his writing. The point is, our manifesto will be full of brilliant ideas, and those horrid do-nothing Conservatives’ manifesto will be a recipe for disaster. Over the coming weeks our policy committee (that’s me, and, er… me) will be discussing how best to find out what is in the ghastly baby-eating Tories’ document, so we can cut and paste the rest. Of course, if we don’t find out what their ideas are soon, we won’t know what else to put in, and we’ll have to tell the electorate the dog ate our manifesto or something. Never mind, we’ll just keep banging on about Ashcroft, no-one will notice.
labour has already leaked that it’s big election manifesto idea is to pledge a budget of more spend!spend!spend! and promise no more tax rises.
And I’m really hoping that that labour does that because it means that they are planning to pay that £40billion annual interest charges on their £trillion debt with yet more printed monopoly money and hence even yet more debt. And 70% of us understand that that road leads to national ruin.
To be fair, they have also promised a death tax, and VAT on food. Real vote winners those.
That Bastard Brown can fuck off. He robbed me of my pension.
It was the right thing to do. You must be a proper baby-eating monster to have thoughts like these, you should be ashamed of yourself. If you were a Labour voter, I’d have you thrown out of the party conference and imprisoned for 42 days for dissent. Our great leader has started a moral crusade against pensions and savings, because it is the right thing to do, unlike those baby-eating non-Labour toffs who bought their own council houses, and are thus depriving millions of good honest benefits scroungers a roof over their heads.
Those cretin bovine supporters of Labour still don’t get it do they!
-Socialism and/or Marx do not and cannot work -Brown’s Marxist colleague Mugabe has reduced a once good solid economy to this!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1257292/The-Mail-apologises-readers-pictures-speak-eloquently-politician-desperate-plight-starving-people-Zimbabwe.html
Today I had the misfortune to play a Jock at golf who is on holiday over here in NZ; naturally enough the conversation turned to Politics and this seemingly normal person told me he was going to vote labour again as “from where he comes from we always vote labour”
I tried to reason with him saying that the only way to have any sort of a chance of a good government is to make the Political Parties scared stiff of the voters and that our votes should be highly valued and hard earned – but he honestly thought it was his DUTY to vote Labour FFS!
How do you change this mindless; bovine, tribal stupidity?
How about a ‘handicap’ voting system? If you are on benefits; Welsh, Scottish or live in the North East or work for National or Local Government, the BBC or are Ginger – Your vote only counts as .75 of a vote?
Yeah. And Eton educated numpties or spiv dealers in the city count double.
We’re pensioners too. gordon has taken most of ours. What modest savings we had in Lloyds have also gone with gordon’s HBos sleight of hand!!!
On top of that we are raising a disabled grandchild. ‘Every Child Matters’ remember that edballs piece of rubbish??
Well it doesn’t apply to disabled children at least not to ours!! The local paediatric NHS has failed us totally. If we had not used our depleted pension to buy her private care she would no longer be with us. So much for labour!!
And even though we have paid for her care from our pension fund, when our GP tries to get us a blood test for her on the NHS recently, the NHS says because we have taken her into the private sector we must pay, even for that!! Labour doesn’t care about children or any one of us.
Labour cares about gordon though and his second home claims , even though he has no first home other than 10 drowning street or Chequers which are already paid for by us, the taxpayer!!!
I bet he never had to pay for blood tests for his disabled children!!!
David Cameron was dragged personally into the expenses row after it was revealed that he paid off a loan on his London home shortly after taking out a £350,000 taxpayer-funded mortgage on his constituency house.
The disclosure followed a powerful call by the Tory leader yesterday for the ‘full force of the law’ to be deployed against MPs who have abused allowances.
Following a Mail on Sunday investigation Mr Cameron could now face searching questions about his own expense claims.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1189788/Cameron-took-maximum-taxpayer-funded-mortgage–paid-75k-loan-months-later.html
Dave claimed for expenses on a second home – the mortgage interest, when he only had one mortgage. He was also one of the largest claimers of this expense in the commons for many years.
With very low paid workers now paying tax at 20p instead of 10p, consider the following.
Alistair Darling, the chancellor,or is he?, changed his main home four times in four years. He even charged a £10,000 stamp duty bill to the taxpayer. So the man responsible for stamp duty, avoids paying it himself.
But surely Gordon Brown’s moral high compass would ensure that he would not be following in the footsteps of the chancellor in this sleight-of-hand money grabbing stuff. Gordon has told us all of his hatred of all those tax loopholes and tax avoidance schemes, hasn’t he?
When chancellor himself, he had a grace and favour apartment in Downing Street. He also had a bolt hole flat nearby, bought from the estate of the late Robert Maxwell. Shortly before he became PM, Gordon designated his bolt hole flat as his second home. This allowed him to claim allowances for it, which included paying his brother six thousand pounds for cleaning services. He also spread the cost of a nine thousand pound kitchen from Ikea, over 2 financial years. This allowed him to stay just within the maximum second home allowance limit.
But Gordon became PM as we all know and just like a very shrewd business man looking to keep things all for himself and not to give anything to the taxman, HE PUT HIS FLAT IN HIS WIFE’S NAME! As you do if you are a capitalist. This means of course that if he sells the flat, no capital gains tax is liable.
Hang on though, I’m not finished yet.
This of course left him free to now nominate his home in Scotland as his second home. This has allowed him to extensively renovate it at the taxpayer’s expenses. The taxpayer also forks out for the cost of the cleaner and the gardener.
All this AND he lives virtually cost-free in Downing Street for the past 12 years. So why has he charged anything to the taxpayer? Just because you can, doesn’t mean you have to does it? What about his moral compass? He also earns £194250 as PM and an MP. In addition, he has a 6 figure index linked pension to look forward to. The tax payer even pays for a sky sports subscription.
Do you consider Gordon had paid his fair share that he says we all have to pay?
I repeat, Gordon had a choice this week and so did all his labour MP’s to make life a little more easier for the low-paid. They CHOSE not to. According to the IFS, this decision by labour to make the very low paid, pay more tax is affecting 1.3 million people. He even lied to get his finance bill passed by telling his MP’s that if they voted for 10p for the low paid, his finance bill would fail. The clerks to the speaker in the HofC told Dianne Abott that this simply was not true. Clearly you can see how Gordon, the labour party and the labour MP’s were determined to vote it through and make life more difficult for the low-paid.
I hope he enjoyed his lavish dining and entertaining at the g20 too.
Remember, Labour no longer represents the low-paid, neither do the unions, not one union raised a voice in support either. Why would that be?
Yes!! Anyone who pays more than 100k in taxation deserves 2 votes – think of taxation as ‘shares’ in the UK PLC – why the hell should all votes be equal?
Those that put more in should have a greater say than those who put nothing in and take lots out
Did you win the golf?
Yes
Yes – playing a Ginger Socialist Jock made me determined
The other group you have left out who hate the Tories more than anybody else…The Irish who live in England,Scotland and Wales. They are very tribal and most of them hate the English (well after a few pints they do).Not the Irish in the Republic,they have moved on but the Irish who were (so they say) forced to leave the Republic to find work.They and their children will always vote Labour. Look how many of the Nu-Liebor politicians and union men (like Dromey) have family from Ireland. Pathetic….
we hate the muslims more now
Why are Labour and the BBC always banging on about Lord Ashcroft? Does he owe them money? Did he forget to pay his TV license?
We need some media outlet to undertake a really in-depth scrutiny of labour’s peers , particularly, g+labn+oon, m+itt+al, p++a ul, martin, sugar, udd+in, foulkes and the four who were disciplined by the HoL whose names I now forget but who sold their favours like whores on a street corner and on and on………..
Compared to this lot ashcroft’s a saint.
I think it’s time for cameron and the conservatives to stop being so gentlemanly.
labour are pack rats – you only have to look at the foul mouthed obscenities that poeple like balls, brown and darling’s wife throw at each other on a daily basis to know that these people are of the same calibre as the kray twins – they don’t understand truth, decency, honesty or public service. They are all all about serving themselves. /troughing for themselves.
Look at gordon . He claims a second homes allowance on his Kirkcaldy home – this is based on the premise that he has a main home somewhere else. (the flat he owned he gave to sarah when he got married) . So where is HIS first home??
no.10 drowning street? Chequers? Both of which are owned by us, the taxpayer, and paid for by us, the taxpayer. Therefore he owns no main home!!! He is no different to ++uddin is he???
Dave claimed for expenses on a second home – the mortgage interest, when he only had one mortgage. He was also one of the largest claimers of this expense in the commons for many years.
David Cameron was dragged personally into the expenses row after it was revealed that he paid off a loan on his London home shortly after taking out a £350,000 taxpayer-funded mortgage on his constituency house.
The disclosure followed a powerful call by the Tory leader yesterday for the ‘full force of the law’ to be deployed against MPs who have abused allowances.
Following a Mail on Sunday investigation Mr Cameron could now face searching questions about his own expense claims.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1189788/Cameron-took-maximum-taxpayer-funded-mortgage–paid-75k-loan-months-later.html
you really are a totally boring twat
said the fuckwit retard
I agree entirely with investigating the troughers but to call Ashcroft – the Meyer Lansky of Belize – a saint seems a bit much.
it’s because she has a Turnip where a moral compass or soul should be
nell’s as bad as Brown and Cameron
wait till she gets started on smearing the disabled children of politicians, there’s no stopping her
The Empire strikes back. Hahaha! All that the British stole from us we are stealing back.
Revenge is a dish best served cold with hot chutney.
we are going to make your children smoke opium pipes for a penny so we get the good resin for us.
I suspect over the next year or so that uddin,scotland and her ilk (including sugar-martin-foulkes and other toxic lords) will find themselves in the gutter!!!
This labour’s reign of terror is coming to an end!!!
but not Lord Hanningfield because he’s my favourite pig
Interesting to note that”Lord” Paul does not even spend one night a week in his “main’ residence…
Should be prosecuted for theft like the others…
Stories like this are not going to win the Conservatives the election. Guido, you have a lot of visitors to this site; some big stories could really make a difference.
What about Labour buying positive coverage through government advertising? Anyone else noticed how every advert break now has about 2 government ads?
Too right, fuck the interns, the only thing that would give me an orgasm now would be to see McMental yanked kicking and screaming out of No.10, and thrown into a Kirkaldy gutter weeping his heart out. I could think of worse, but not for family blogging.
Your right.but i suspect visitors are ad men checking it looks right.
Like the sentiment, but my preferred order of priorities is scandal followed by proper stories; so – where is the next instalment of Natalie?
Frankly I would give all my money to the Lib Dems if they gave me a job. Mind you I have no money, so I would pay in kind
Did you now that I’ve got the biggest beef curtains in SW1
Tweet tweet
They complement my milk churn calves……
I’m coming out tonight..
to appear on TV
Just thought I would pop in as those other twats pretending to be me have gone.
Finished my homework and just about to have a hot milk and go up the wooden stairs to Northslumberland with Gordon (my teddy). Then wake up tomorrow refreshed for a whole day of twat bashing.
Dont forget to put your boxing gloves on
Yes it gives that impersonal feeling!
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul. He’s a Liar”
IT’S NOT ONLY BROWN WHO HAS NO TRUTH IN HIS SOUL, IT’S THE WHOLE OF LIEBOUR.
IKNEW YOU WAS IN BED WITH GORDON
RUNNYMEDE and Weybridge MP Philip Hammond has denied breaching government guidelines and minimum wage laws by employing unpaid interns to run his office.
The Shadow Chief Treasury Secretary advertised in June for “a confident, hardworking intern with a keen interest in economic issues” to join his private office in Westminster for a period of six months.
Mr Hammond specified that the position would be unpaid with travel expenses only.
The job description also listed a range of challenging roles, including constituency casework and research for the Treasury department.
The advert has prompted criticism from political bloggers and the magazine Private Eye.
http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/s/2056385_mp_denies_breaching_rules_with_unpaid_interns
I am afraid that this is a penalty of life in Surrey. We get the most useless and corrupt bunch of Tory tossers because they think they need only exist to be elected. The worst is Milton but Hammond is little better.
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Windy Miller, Windy Miller sharper than a thorn,
Like a mouse he’s spry and nimble when he grinds the corn.
Like a bird he’ll watch the wind and listen for the sound,
Which says he has the wind he needs to make the sails go round
Trumpton is Labour’s 43rd safest seat.
Vote Labour
By the way this is Camblewick green Labour style 2010
vote for Labour you dozey bunch of tory cripples
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James Brown’s body has gone missing from its crypt, according to his daughter.
bloody hell I had to do a double take on that
http://new.uk.music.yahoo.com/blogs/snapcrackleandpop/49673/james-browns-body-has-gone-missingdaily-pop-gossip/
James Browns bodys been stolen from his grave
stolen from his grave stolen from his grave
James Browns bodys been stolen from his grave
But his soul go’s singing on
I thought the weekly meetings of the Westminster Necrophilia Club (Bullingdon Branch) had been suspended until after the election.
I feel good (jaw)
I knew that ah would (jaw)
I feel good (jaw)
I knew that ah would (jaw)
SO good, so good
I found yooo
bap bap ba bap
Whose BAD !
He has risen to heaven
Bap bo bap
The same Labour government that spends tens of millions of pounds on translators for immigrants wants YOU to have NO access to translators should you be tried elsewhere in the EU:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/7430120/Britons-arrested-abroad-will-lose-the-right-to-a-translator.html
A new EU-Britain borders agreement that enters into force next month means that the number of people sent to face justice overseas will treble.. anyone who has a European Arrest Warrant issued against them will be automatically taken into custody.
All thanks to Brown. Total silence from the worthless EU stooge Cameron.
Remember Kenny Everett. and the Thargoids. talk Thargoid,demand translators as a minority
cxan’t find a capt kremin clip but here u go
So you’re not remotely bothered that a foreign government can have you taken in to custody in Britain, under foreign laws, and you can be taken abroad, in chains, to face trial in a court where you’re not allowed to understand the proceedings..
All with the consent of HM Government, and their loyal opposition?
You sad fuck.
A fair point but at least the EU rules require a case to be made. The extradition treaty with the good ol boys in redneck land lets you be taken abroad without any evidence for alleged offences which were not even committed there.
the nation of the state
Export or die, was a phrase often spouted in the 50′s.
Poor quality marxist lie.
US has a Common Law system with the Jury at the centre.
You pro Reich-Lite vermin love a good political trial. Government appointed judges, with their toadies.
the state of the nation as it is
Meanwhile…the latest news from the BBC
It’s ME
How many Tories have defected to UKIP?
How many working class Labour supporters have gone over to the Be en pee?
Does Nick Clegg hold the nation’s future in the palm of his hand?
Did Emily Nomates look the worse for wear on this weeks Guidogram?
The answers as ever are blowing in the wind.
heh heh.too true
Samantha Cameron has debuted in the battle of the leaders bitch’s.
Throw a saddle over it and it’s half passable.
Fuck off half wit
Got the needle Dave? If you’re that rattled that have to dragoon the Hunt Hound into the chase, it shows how desperate the Bullingdon backdoor buggers are.
The scent of the fox and all that.
Get your own needles! their free on the .N.H.S for druggie puppets like you ,but be quick as your starting to talk b$%^£&£&£&£kkks!
Twit? Her?
No that is the delectable Sarah Mcauley you are thinking of!
whgy is post 370 last when post 450 is later
It got modded.
NOW WE HAVE GONE FROM TRALALA TO BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP
eNJOY THE MUSIC
same old sub daily mail wank
The rent boy users on Newsnight doing a full on anti Tory attack this evening…. for a change.
Wow the pound must be doing well, the trade deficit must be zero and the economy growing at 5% a year.
The BBC should stick to doing what it does best, snorting cocaine and bumming boys.
Did they not release those “revised” tractor production figures I sent up to them? Production is at an all time high! Hail our great glorious leader!
VOTE LABOUR! VOTE FOR BROWN!
Thick as thieves, no drug deals to do today?
From the bottom of my heart -
I want Broon to lose
I want my council tax to freeze
I want to sleep with a female Labourlier MP (female) am I mad#
Desperate?????????
Anon, you are Sarah Brown and I claim, etc.
I’m free!
tat’s back
Just got in and switched on NN. I read earlier on here that according to the Sun, the leader of the frogs had invited Camaroon to a meeting with the media present. However NN showed Broon and el presidente hugging in some new found brotherhood. The story then went on to lambast the Torys in their previous relationship with the frog. Nothing about the meeting today. Did Camaroon meet up??? And poor old Sam got a bit of a bashing to top it off. What a complete bunch of wankers work at NN.
They will be purged after the election.
I say! – we are here only to serve Our Beloved Leader.
His Minions Direct us.
His Millions pay our more than generous pay and perks, and fund our freebies and pensions.
What else do you expect?
Anyways, – we have to instruct the sheeple what to think.
And don’t forget to pay your tellytax!
“I believe that the BBC is a great national institution. I am proud of the BBC. I think that most British people think that we are very lucky to have a BBC and most people who aren’t British, if they don’t have a BBC, wish they did have one.”
“I don’t see the BBC as a State broadcaster.”
“I think people see the BBC as operating at arms length from the government and it’s very important that it should continue to do so and that’s why we’ve said we will protect the BBC charter.”
Creep.
Ask the rest of your party pal and I think you will get a different answer.
I personally think that consistently bludgeoning anyone or anything that remotely resembles a tory whilst at the same time leaning over backwards to suck up to New Labour will eventually destroy this organisation of Labour apologists and the sooner the better.
Creep??? Mug, more like.
T’is amusing watching Brown suck up to the French over this protectionist spin. This is proof that Brown suffers from a form of Alzheimers. He fails to recall the time when the world economy was in meltdown. Our superhero wanted international economic guidelines to be implemented on all the relevent economies. The French and the German wanted a protectionist approach for their own economies. Huh, the hypocrisy from the French is breathtaking. They are a law unto themselves and will twist and turn laws and events to suit their own interests while pursuing a deceptive aim for a united and fair Europe.
while hugging a stupid pedo jock
Well our Andrew Dakers seems very keen and green and has to be alot better than the present, chums on the board so just give us a token 1500 and we will leave it at that, Mr and Mrs Expensesivesss
Tonight’s Newsnight featured a frog-faced dwarflike French Marxist turd from Le Monde, furiously slagging off the Tories as “nasty Little Englanders”, while the zionist snake, Gavin Esler, was gleefully egging him on.
I was going to vote UKIP but after watching that attempted hatchet job by the BBC and the Frogs I will definitely be voting Tory.
I’m sure many others will be feeling the same way.
“Nasty Little Englanders”. Frogs and Labour shills slagging off the Tories on Newsnight tonight. An own goal by the BBC and millions more votes for the Tories I reckon.
LOL
Newsnight with Gavin ‘I mean’ Esler. Has he got some kind of speech impediment that he has to utter those words before he starts a sentence??
Boris’s sister was really bitchy about Sam Cam. Jealous methinks….
On Sky they all say “..er..” every three words I think, er, because their idol Adam Boulton does.
But what about B£iar – “y’know”, “i mean”, “look”. It is appalling for someone at that “level”. He wouldn’t stand a chance on “Just a Minute”.
His speeches are worse.
A total inability TO
put THE stress on the cor
RECT words or TO
pause in the
right
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Just saw gordons beard on telly, she talks about him being messy and getting up too early……..how would she know?
The reason is that the baster is not known as an accurate and easily controlled early morning delivery system.
I want the corrupt Lords and MP’s hung.
Hanged.
Mandy is well hung.
We should now be told the home addresses of all Labour Lords and MP’s
Fuck the Tories. I’m not only swapping my vote to UKIP now, Im going to positively propagandise *against* Dave’s so-called conservatives. Look what this fucking twat Gove has to say about the fact that the bernerper *won’t* be banned from teaching: “The Smith review fails to get to grips with the problem extremism poses to our children. BNP members and other extremists should not be teaching in our schools and shaping young lives.”
What an arsehole. The question should never be asked in the bloody first place. We start banning political parties, we have judges declaring that opposing immigration s an illegal political aim, we have bans already in place to weed out particular parties from the cops… what kind of bloody country declares some professions off limits to some parties? Should we all jon the baathists if we expect a good job?
And the fuckign tories are all in favour!!!
Well screw them. I hate Brown more than any man alive, but I WILL NOT VOTE for this shit to get him out. FUCK YOU Dave.
Bastards. So angry at the way a supposedly right wing individualist party has been warped into this soggy left shitbag social democrat europhiliac cocksucker party.
So UKIP it is then, a crahing tory vote, five more years of Brown. Wel done Dave, you must be so proud.
O/T
Labour are fully committed to stopping global warming and saving the planet
and to show just how much climate change means to us
and in case your not interested in the only thing in Scotland worth looking at
we are going to spend millions more of your English pounds
and install FLOOD LIGHTS along the FULL 73 MILE length
of Hadrian’s Wall !
it’s the right thing to do
it’s good for scotland and good for the planet !
this will be good for Britain and good for the planet
and is the right thing to do !
Mr Gore praised the role Mr Cameron had played in promoting environmental issues.
“The fact that both your political parties are competing vigorously to offer solutions is very important,” he told Tory frontbenchers.
“I can assure you that people around the world really are watching and are appreciating the quality of this debate.”
David Cameron said -
“If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.
Today, I want to tell the British people some uncomfortable truths.
There is a price for progress in tackling climate change.”
Somebody should inform the dullard that the debate has moved on a tad.
Has wavy Davy denied climate change or said he no longer believes any of the stuff he said ?
No.
Nor will he.
So shut the fuck up retard.
the dullard Dave hasn’t taken a single thing back and still believes it all
Lords put themselves above the law
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7060563.ece
time to turn the anger into something more practical
The CPS are fucking spineless they could have still prosecuted as their crimes were committed before the law came in
government puppets to a man !
All you naive people out there who still think that Alistair Darling is a man of principle, read this damning indictment of the slippery snake by Peter Oborne in today’s paper:
“I can also reveal that Darling’s disingenuous management of Treasury affairs over recent months has even drawn criticism from his own officials. They are alarmed that the Chancellor, contrary to reports that he has tried to stand up to Gordon Brown and be more honest with the public, has consistently refused to take the prudent and sensible advice of Treasury mandarins….”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1257623/PETER-OBORNE-Why-Darlings-insane-optimism-terrifying-mandarins.html#ixzz0i2x4rAkG
Read this here.
Alistair Darling is a two-faced, slippery Trot but he has fooled quite a few people, including a few Tory commentators, into thinking that he stands up to the evil Brown.
It’s the typical NewLiebore good cop bad cop bollocks that they’ve been employing for years. Muddies the waters of the media narrative.
Very frightening that Kinnock the “” was fearfull of the “Trot” Darling !
Uddin’s mansion in Bangladesh features a crest similar to that of the House of Lords. The house was built for £140,000 after she became a peer in 1998
Rents a council house in London, owns a flat in Kent and is the Queen of Bangladesh. All at our expense of course.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6301734.ece
Prudence is Gordon’s ex so it is no wonder that he wants nothing to do with
Anyone see that marxist French dwarf on Newsnight last night going on about “nasty Little Englanders”, slagging off the Tories, and praising Brown, with slimy Gavin Esler egging him on?
That should produce a few hundred thousand more votes for the Tories.
Chalk up another own goal to the BBC. LOL
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/03/13/when-gordon-met-sarko/
Gordon and Sarko are used to faking it.
So kissy kissy and touchy feely, they are practically in a lip lock, Gordon Brown and President Sarkozy allowed the press to photograph their entente formidable in all its cringeworthy detail, as they got up close and personal for the cameras before a private discussion today. Their mutual affection was about as convincing as when Tom Selleck and Kevin Kline made out in In And Out.
Read on re. link above, to find out what really happened.
Yes I saw him and wished I hadn’t. What a looker! Were those bottle rimmed glasses? He certainly hates the Tories. What a biased programme again.
On 20 November 2009 Martin Day reported that Lord Ashcroft had denied that in 2007 the British Caribbean Bank had lent $5m to Michael Misick, the then Prime Minster of the Turks & Caicos Islands. In fact Lord Ashcroft’s denial related to the allegation made in Martin Day’s report of 19 November that he or his companies had made loans to Michael Misick in connection with the construction of his mansion or to fund his lavish lifestyle. Lord Ashcroft has made no other comment in relation to any alleged loans and Martin Day regrets this inaccuracy.
Martin Day you really are a boring ‘cut and paste’ c*nt.
Try and do something useful like go out and buy your mother a card and some flowers for tomorrow.
Vote for Brown and Vote for Labour !
O/T two days ago Brown said ” i want a speedy end to the case of the Chandlers and want them released as soon as possable
nice to see he has his finger on the pulse
they have only been hostages for about four months !
The poor f*ckers will die from old age before he makes a decision on them.
Baroness Uddin. Lives in a London Council house, owns a property in Kent and has built herself a marble mansion in Bangladesh.
In the words of George Gershwin
‘Nice work if you can get it and you can get it if you try’
See it here.
See it here.
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In the light of the Uddin whitewash, The Home Secretary Alan Johnston has the audacity to issue a Statement on the Garry McKinnon Case saying he “must face the music ” !!
This beggars belief when our own Law Makers have NO CREDIBILITY, NO INTEGRITY !!!!!!!
Watch out for this wanker over the next 8 weeks, he’s a right Tristram Twunt. He’s a friend of Lord Mandy and Alki Ali, and he seemed such a nice boy.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23804175-tv-historian-tristram-hunt-in-cronyism-row-over-safe-labour-seat.do
http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00258/pg-14-radio-bbc_258557s.jpg
Off Topic, but, I cannot remember clearly – was it just before the last general Election that Labour pumped millions of pounds into a car business in a Labour constituency in order to bribe their supporters to vote Labour? I am thinking of (memory working I hope) the Rover plant in Brum? Was this done in the pretty certain knowledge that it would be wasted money, but it was worth a few millions of taxpayers money to buy the Labour votes at the election. Do not know if Unite (Prop. “The Labour Party”) was involved then, like they are at Luton.
Can anyone clarify for me please?
Thanks.
Oops, wrote my plea for clarity before reading the other comments – evryone else is “off topic” as well (and “as usual”!)
I would like an answer though, as it is bugging me.
And yes, I have heard of Google, but I would like comments from the erudite contributers to Guido’s organ.
He visited Longbridge with Blair in 2005.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/vote_2005/frontpage/4422541.stm
Halfway down page under ‘Safeguard jobs’
Ah, Thanks for that. It was OK though because messrs Bliar and Broon said it was “The right thing to do” (spend millions propping up the Liebore vote).
I seem to recall John Moulton tearing Jack Dromey a new arsehole on Newsnight over that. Mr Harman just shrunk into his chair. Probably like he does at home.
Mr Yardarm.
Are you suggesting that Harriot is a bossy, sexist harridan even in her own home?
Doubtless, Mr DR, Jack is being rewarded for some dirty work at the crossroads of union/party funding although hopefully Harriet will be wearing the highwayman`s mask. And he will be there to assist the rise of the Harperson Hegemony later this year when the shattered remnants of the Labour party elect a new leader.
In the meantime, it`s a nice sunny day here and I`d like to share a vision that may cheer up weary bloggers.
Imagine, May 7th this year. Gordon is being driven away from the Palace after handing in his cards. He is at his very lowest, his lifes work in ruins. Suddenly he notices his limo isn`t taking the expected route. He leans forward, raps on the glass. The driver and bodyguard give no sign that they have heard him.
Gordon tries the doors as they slow in traffic. Locked. Increasingly worried, he pounds the windows, shouts for help. The armoured glass is too strong to break. Indifferent faces turn to him and then away; they have lost jobs, their homes. They turn their backs on him.
Gordon hauls out his mobile: like his car`phone it is dead. he has no alternative but to sit there as his limo is driven into a vast warehouse in an anonymous industrial estate in west London. The limo parks. The two men in front get out and lock the doors, deaf to Gordon`s renewed shouts and hammering. They walk away.
Then Gordon notices the warehouse is full of other limos, each bearing a familiar occupant: Mandelson…Darling….. Miliband…even Blair. All hammering on the windows, kicking in desperate and futile rage at the doors. All trapped.
Then the doors of the warehouse are closed. Forever.
I’m gorgeous and I vote Labour.
http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00258/pg-14-radio-bbc_258557s.jpg
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Don’t fret sweety, your seat is safe with me.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23804175-tv-historian-tristram-hunt-in-cronyism-row-over-safe-labour-seat.do
Mandy can be relied upon to pull the right strings, press the right buttons and work his magic.
BBC News: Samantha Cameron speaks of life with Tory leader
“With the up and coming elections, do really think now’s the right time to tell about your affair with William Hague, Samantha?”
I’m coming out tonight
to be on TV
You are Martin Day and I claim my bucket of sh*t.
Vote Labour !
The Dirty thick as thieves wants you to vote for Brown and vote Labour !
Anna Arrowsmith, porn director, selected as Liberal Democrats candidate.
Their only policy I agree with.
You are Martin Day and I claim my two buckets of sh*t.
You are thick as thieves and I claim my three buckets of sh*t.
What a complete and utter C*nt that man Prescott is.
They just don’t get it do they. The lard arse, ignorant, thieving, lecherous prick has been posing for pictures wearing a boxing glove and holding a chocolate egg.
How about a charge of misconduct in public office? Oh I forgot, John is John and of course he is Liebour.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7429632/John-Prescott-comes-out-fighting-at-site-of-egg-attack.html
leave john alone.he has bulimia.
the poor thing is stick thin.
I can certainly recognise a pig when I see one.
Nick Clegg lookes very dashing in his funny little overcoat this morning, SAD
He’s probably chipper after watching porn movies all evening. There again, Lib Dem porn (Mark Oaten aside) is probably an hour-long documentary on crocheting scatter-cushions.
I went to the doctors for an annual check up.
When I got there he asked me to drop my trousers, as he gloved up and lubed.
He proceeded to finger my prostate saying “This feels fine. Why did you book an anal check up?”
…I’ve been diagnosed with dyslexia.
You sir are an impostor.
The Dirty Rat is dead.
Time to turn off Radio 4, Marcus Brigstocke has just come on.
Oh come on, he’s absolutely hilarious so he is.
Real cutting edge.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/gleick/detail?entry_id=58962&sfgabt=ttmabta
global warming debate in SF Chronicle – only 789 comments so far. If any one is looking for something to do I’m sure they’d appreciate some more.
Hi guys, nothing wrong with checking out the interns. Clean new dress every day is all tha’ need