Sticks in Your Teeth
Never say that Guido is not willing to correct mistakes:
SWINSON, Jo to guido.fawkes
10:03 PM
In answer to the question you posed yesterday on the Guido Fawkes blog at 3:25pm: No.
I only claimed for one item on that receipt, for which as you report the Fees Office declined to reimburse me, a decision which I fully accepted.
As is perfectly clear from the claim form which is available for public view online, I did not claim for any of the other items on that receipt.
To be clear, I did not claim for, indeed have never even considered claiming for, any make-up on my expenses.
In light of these facts, I hope you will agree it would be appropriate for you to correct this posting on your blog.
Regards,
Jo Swinson
Guy Fawkes to Jo
8:47 AM
What was the item for which you claimed?Will clarify.
SWINSON, Jo to Guy
9:12 AMThe tooth-flosser.
Nice to know that Jo thinks the taxpayer should take care of her gnashers…
I’d use her pubes to floss my teeth.
I am prepared to offer her alternate materials for teeth cleaning as necessary
wow! what a scoop
Was she flipping though ?
What a slag. Why does the useless bitch think I should pay for her gnashers out of my hard earned stolen wages.
Get a grip you stupid cow
But is she telling the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
She needs all the help she can get – she’s butt-ugly without her make-up.
A Feminist once told me Feminism was about CHOICES FOR WOMEN.
As I pointed out what she meant was TAKING OPTIONS FROM MEN.
She too looked like a PIG IN LIPSTICK.
I think you should as Jo to explain WTF has tooth floss to do with being an MP?
Maybe she was planning to garrote someone.
They’ve got some brass neck, these troughing slags. Rather than keep their heads down and atone for their sins they’re still gorged with a sense of entitlement.
I can’t think of any way short of a revolution that’ll remove their limpet like grip on the levers of power. You can’t get rid of these people through the ballot box – they’re just replaced by their equally useless facsimiles.
That is perfectly reasonable. I would vote for Ms. Swinson if she was unmade up.
But would not if she canvassed me with bad breath and spinach in her teeth.
if she canvassed me with bad breath and spinach in her teeth, I would offer her a personal floss job free of charge.
I can buy dental floss for about £1.40, and tooth brushes and tooth paste are pretty cheap too.
Why does an MP need to spend £19.10 on a tooth flosser?
This is why there is such scepticism about deficit reduction plans.
If our MPs cannot change their behaviour, they have absolutely no prospect of imposing austerity on the rest of us.
Market movements have many attributes which can be described by the laws of physics. They have mass, (the number of transactions), and they have velocity, (the rate of change in prices or values; rising or falling).
Market movements have momentum, which is why they always overshoot.
Brown is playing a very dangerous game with our futures. If he allows the deterioration in the pound and falling confidence in gilts to continue to build up, it will become unstoppable.
Our Chancellor would be left in the position of trying to stop an express train travelling at 100 mph by standing in front of it.
29 I would make her ‘keep (t)he(i)r head(s) down and atone for (t)he(i)r sins because i would be (en)gorged with a sense of entitlement!
Assumptive fucker – referring to troughing slags in general not Jo Swinson in particular.
Why not?
Can I drive the train?
Tell this heavy bitch to get her head down and keep gobbling, then we might look into the floss expenses. She also looks like she can gargle before swallowing.
This is the one expense which is seems reasonable to me.
A good flossing is essential for MPs – it helps them lie through their teeth.
Wonder who her target would be. Mmmmm
Duncan Hames, I assume.
Why should the taxpayer shell out so he can get a blowjob from his MP girlfriend without bits of stray food chafing him?
Think the LibDems are loopy on many things. But this “burd”, to use the Glasgow parlance, is one hell of a hard worker for her constituents. So give the girl a break.
Bull.
She’s as thick as a plank.
“Good constituency MP” = euphemism for “idiot”.
She can afford not to claim some things she just had a pay rise. Scounging Slug. Voters of her consituency give her the boot.
Hey Jo, that feminism really worked did’nt it. Now you can do the cooking and cleaning AND go to work. Just super!
Or you can get another woman to do it. Order her to clean those chips off your shoulders while she’s there.
I would just like Jo to know that i have cracked one out over her, so thanks Jo for your pictures on google images providing me with hand shuffle orgasm.
Hmmm – so what about the waxing strips then?
Tossers with flossers
Not waxers dumb bum…
wasn’t that Phil Woolas ?
Yes
bum waxers
They really are an inspiiring bunch of MPs don’t you think ?
They think of everything (for themselves)
OK then I’l say it
GUIDO IS NOT WILLING TO CORRECT MISTAKES
elementary editing error – should be Gordon IS NOT WILLING TO CORRECT MISTAKES
Tut genghiz, you can’t correct a mistake if you’ve never made one…
Your comment seems to be directly at odds to the above entry ~ pesky facts getting in the way of prejudice.
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She doesn’t get it.
I’d give it to her though…..
I will raise rhis question in the House in due course
Rather too many “clears” in her letter. A “looker” maybe, but she can’t write.
A looker? You might want to think again:
1. If she took her dress off – her tits would look like kippers nailed onto a barrel.
2. Think what Ed Balls would look like in drag. Now look again at the photo of Swinson.
Christ on a bike BB! You have just scuppered any fantasy I might have had about taking this strapping wench to my bed (not that she would accept in my case, but I think you get my drift). Ed Balls in drag? Sorry, must rush, some urgent vomitting to attend to….
Works for me – I’m quite into the kipper/Ed Balls look.
Did someone say kippers?
Did someone say kippers?
LOL
lol
How’s your self-esteem after reading that comment, Jo?
Vast.
In my experience – not extensive, I’d admit – kipper girls never say no. I suppose they are trying to compensate for that lack of self-esteem.
What’s she like from the back?
Grateful
Wholly and necessary……… love it.
Exactly. If she wasn’t an M.P., she wouldn’t clean her teeth?
This kid really should be running a beauty parlour…
Not supprising that the country is collapsing with this type of person as an “MP” FFS…
And the Labour lady MPs let by the thief Foly Follett claiming the nursery facilities are not up to scratch…
The House of Commons has become a kindergarten..combined with a playground for dishonest gay tossers…
Is there a beauty parlour in the House of Commons ? Subsidized?
How else would Blair have babes?
Nicest set of teeth I think that I have ever come across…
Or come into/come over???.
You pick the “I would” pic of her, which is nice
I wouldn’t.
It was most unreasonable for the fees office to refuse to pay for the tooth flosser.
When one has a food allowance of £400 per month one needs to be aware of the potential build up of plaque.
I’m sure that the reason most politicians speak through their arses is because they are ashamed of their teeth.
So, no claim for butt floss from Limp Dump MP. What does that tell us?
that there’s no such thing as butt floss?
It’s labelled as a “lavatory brush”, sir. Aisle 32, next to the buckets.
Have you looked at Lempik’s diks expenses ???!!!
He should claim for a complete “makeover”….
Well, she certainly looks like she is ready for business.
If I were 40 years younger…
Ampers
PS And richer…
And didn’t have failing eyesight …
And had been deprived of sex for 20 years.
…aha, married!
Right then,I’ll be voting LibDem now
Their MP’s are good looking
Well they have wonderful dental hygiene at least MD. Not much in the way of policy though.
Maybe she uses floss because she can’t get an NHS dentist.
Good point.
“Prime Minister Tony Blair has promised that everybody will have easy access to an NHS dentist within the next two years.” – BBC News, Sept. 28th 1999.
How’s that promise bearing up, I wonder?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/459949.stm
VERY interesting link. especially the BBC banner at the top with the big red communist star on it.
The BBC showed their political bias blatantly on that page!
I will have to try claiming for dental floss on my expenses. I look forward to getting a getting a harshly worded memo from the finance director and threats of disciplinary action for attempting to defraud the company from the HR department!!
What the fuck has her teeth got to with being a MP>
She needs them to lie through.
She will have to lie through them.
She needs them to bite the heads off small babies.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fLXwJzalfes/SztwJ8-3k9I/AAAAAAAAAJY/hck3Q1Uliwk/s320/Jo+Swinson+close+up.jpg
She’s got some serious gap teeth there.
Obviously needs a lot of flossing done.
So claiming for a tooth-flosser is OK when public money is involved? Although I haven’t paid for it this time, the fact she saw fit to claim for such an item says it all (and we know she’s not alone in this).
What a cheek.
Swinson,lose some
The guy interviewing Brown at the Reuters conference is their Chairman,Niall Fitzgerald.
I worked with him when he was Chairman at Unilever,indeed he once asked me a question on how I would grow my particular part of the business – very incisive and not a fool. I am surprised that Brown’s minders have allowed him to be interviewed by Fitzgerald.
Watching him with Brown,his body language shows a man who has no respect for this fraudster.
He asked Brown the question about mistakes he has made in his career (and Fitzgerald admitted he has made many,ie; launch of Persil Power that was found to actually shred clothes!) and of course Brown simply cannot answer any question and his answer attempts to portray no mistakes on his part but rather on everyone else’s.
His answers are not answers but simply the ramblings of a very ill man,incoherent and full of the same phrases.
Brown also does appear to be on something – he periodically stops talking and then re-starts.
A very sick man – they must be propping him up with all sorts of stuff.
Brown is being shown up for the fraudster and charlatan he is. No wonder our currency is getting screwed again today.
sticky auto cue ? as well as mentalist abilities ?
If I were a vet I’d willingly put him down free of charge.
I’m not a vet, but I’ll still put him down free of charge.
I would charge people to watch!
Why is it tolerated? Many, many people must answer for this….
To be fair, Brown’s underpants are washed in Persil. You try focussing on reality with your Y-fronts in tatters.
What’s deeply unpleasant and frequently found in Gordon Brown’s underpants?
Gordon Brown.
Mandy
I can simply no longer watch this very sad man Gordon Brown.
How can this once great country have a system that allows us to be run by an unelected violent psychopath who is a congenital power crazed liar. It is plainly obvious to the whole world that Brown is sick and deluded and in need of help.
Plainly I am no constitutional expert but had he not bottled the election he could have won just how sick would he have had to get before the system removed him?
Message to Ms Jo Swinson. When in a hole stop digging!
Geddit, you silly little girl?
LOL
Admit it guido you like the photo !
I hope you heard pesto and evannomics on R4 this morning re rock , absolutely class .
Just the mention of Pesto’s name has the off switch operated in record time. An utter and complete prat, puffed-up and useless
Hugh, get yourself one of these digital radio thingies. The one I’ve got is programmable. It learns to recognize voiceprints. All it takes is one syllable of Pesto and the station changes to Cretinous Inferno FM (my fave pop station). Same goes for Germaine Greer and the entire Labour front bench.
Doesn’t she realise she has made it worse for herself by doing this?
Fangs couldn’t be better.
Glad she owned up, its not just the Fat pigs with their heads in the Troughs, the piglets are at it as well.
P.S not saying she’s a piglet, more a dog if I’m honest.
Perhaps we should name this col-gate.
I’ll get my coat.
output down, Brown drones on about saving the world and the pound heads southwards, but not in search of the sun.
Sterling getting battered against the euro and dollar etc etc this morning. It’s even falling against the zimbabwean pound.
And all the Beeb could find to talk about yesterday was a diversionary story from NuLiebour about insuring dogs. Financial meltdown? What’s one of those then??
Dog pounds? Pounding dogs – Swinson?
The pound is heading south faster than Harman’s tits.
Perhaps B&Q will soon be doing a deal on wheelbarrows – shades of the Wiemar Republic to carry your £’s around to pay for the milk and newspaper.
Weimar. Your spelling’s devalued.
I recommend at least a truck as a wheelbarrow will not suffice!
Bl**dy hell it’s a sea of red.
We’re not only down on every currency, were currently running a 12 month low on all of these…
Australian Dollar, New Zealand, Singapore, Taiwan, Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia, S Korea, India, Israel, Norway, South Africa, Sweden, Turkey, Canada, Mexico and Brazil.
WTF happened?
Oops.
Fucked if I know.
me too boss.
What is happening to the pound? It’s getting absolutely hammered on the markets this morning particularly against the euro and the dollar.
Britain is clearly the sick man of Europe again.
I’d guess it was brown hinting that he wants to postpone spending cuts for another year (only hinting in that the announcement wasnt official at the time).
Suggests QE might start again.
Jeez, Brown so much as hints on more sh*t policy and the pound goes wobbly at the knees. If He (rather than Darling) get’s his filthy mitts on the budget, what the hells it going to do then?
Post from a little earlier in the wrong thread (I need coffee)
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Bl**dy hell it’s a sea of red.
We’re not only down on every currency, were currently running a 12 month low on all of these…
Australian Dollar, New Zealand, Singapore, Taiwan, Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia, S Korea, India, Israel, Norway, South Africa, Sweden, Turkey, Canada, Mexico and Brazil.
Yes it is hard to stomach the Aussies referring to the Pound as the Peso now!
Sick man of the world you mean. Even crap against the Philipine Peso, the wife being a Filpina is now calling Sarah by the name of Imelda!
Ironic innit, an attractive young woman MP does not claim for make up but a bone ugly mug like GB has us hard pressed taxpayers pay for his slap and someone to put it on.
Attractive?
Look more closely
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/Jo_Swinson_MP_at_Bournemouth.jpg
more like Sarah Teather’s younger and taller sister
Matt Lucas in drag.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00456/Jo-Swinson_280_456149a.jpg
Nice knockers though
No -they are being held up by a pair of Clegg’s underpants.
Nicely spaced out teeth – why does she need floss I wonder? And why does she expect the taxpayer to pay for it?
I tried to nick some stuff from M&S once. The store detectives got me at the exit. But I fully accepted their decision, returned the goods and “moved on”. So that was alright then.
that’s Kirsty Allslop in her slimmer days.
Oi!
Sarah Teather is cute – and she knows how to run an office…
OT.
Nicolas Sarkozy is over the side with his Ecology minister and Carla Bruni is getting huge portions of a Parisian banjo player. Meanwhile back in London, Gordon Brown is getting stuck up Mandelsons chutney locker and Sarah is getting a bit of strap-on from a ‘friend’ in Canterbury.
We just don’t have style do we.
Par for the course for NuLiebour. No style – and certainly no substance.
Not like in the good old days when we had John major.
Ah, but they had Mitterand.
Doesn’t matter. She’ll never be Prime Dentalist.
Excellent LOL
I’ll stay for the veal.
Roll of tooth floss is a quid or two isn’t it?
Was wondering why they wanted a Budget, then realised they will just make some headline grabbing voter friendly announcemnts making everyone feel better off. Buried in the small print will be the nasty claw back taxes that won’t see the light of day for weeks.
Apart from attacking the Tories and ‘don’t cut too soon’ what is the Labour economic policy? Don’t think anyone knows
Ha ha ha – Looks like Ms Swinson has never heard of the Streisand Effect!
I reckon Brown will have real problems on these debates because he will come across as he just did in that speech and Q&A session at Reuters.
As the Defence Chiefs said after the fraudster appeared at Chilcot, he is so obviously disingenuous whenever he speaks.
It will be a question of just how many of the 60 million of us he can fool and will then consequently vote for his thugs.
that free paper you get on the bus has it right.labour has lost its vote core
Dave is always brilliant at PMQs
But Wee Willie is much better
Is Sarko trying to save the World as well?
His Mrs will get banjoed if she isn’t careful.
Oh, Susanna, he’s happy as can be
For he’s got him something
Better than a banjo on his knee.
Courtesy of Paint Your Wagon.
If you id me £5
The election is thursday 6th of may
my local council has just sent a timetable of events leading up to it
so there you go !
is there a print shop out there with any info?
No it must have been printed in house !
Did it say what year?
2015
And no one who is white will be allowed to vote.
The local election, or the general election?
We all know the local election is on 6th May, has been the case for a while now…
Yes its only locall but dont they hold them on the sanme day ?
The locals are definitely on May 6th, the date for the General has not yet been announced by bottler Brown, but is idds on to be the same date.
Might even be Odds On
They might have closed the book.
DUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!
When in hole stop digging.
She feels strongly that new prisons ought not to be built and has been campaigning vocally against the building of a new prison at Bishopbriggs which lies within her constituency. She has said that if a new prison does get built in Bishopbriggs it must not be built cheaply[4], and that it must not be named after the town in which is to be sited.[5]
Thinks a lot of herself does this gal. Flooth tosser.
Off at a tangent -
The BBC is carrying a report saying “Senior public servants pay to frozen”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8559190.stm
Should that not be “cut in line with falls in the private earnings. including pension rights, used by the Senior Salaries Review Board for reference”.
I am unhappy about this.
Me too
Nice picture Guido. She has a winning smile, as you would expect from someone who uses expensive tooth floss but look at the eyes. They seem a little, how shall I say, dead?
A politician’s smile starts and ends with the teeth. Try as they might, the insincerity still shines through.
Of course she needs the dental flosser. If she was to go round kissing babies at election time and left tiny amounts of “rations” stuck to babies forehead then feminist mothers may get upset.
Money for nothing and your kicks for free
At Last Brown has admitted the mistakes he has made over the last 13 years! namely, The world financial authorities did not listen to what he wanted to do! The sooner this lying piece of excrement is dragged out of 10 Downing street and taken to his delusional world in the asylum where we can be protected from him the better. How is it possible for even 29% of 1000 people polled to want this nutcase to remain in control of the UK?
Because they are the 29% who BENEFIT from a Lie-Bore government !
Many feel trapped by the complex system created by Gordon Brown, which they say discourages them from seeking work or finding a man to help raise their children. According to the think tank Civitas, the proportion of the population receiving benefits has risen from 5% in the 1960s to 29% now.
It is actually less than 29% but then opinion polls are even more fiddled than this govts stats!
The currency markets have no honor, no loyalty, they don’t buy labour, they don’t sell tories, they simply buy and sell currencies and inthe transaction make loadsamoney.
It is a simple fact that apart from the banks and currency exchange shops when some punters are making money on currency exchange another set of punters have to be losing.
It is very noticeable that since the end of brown’s sppeec tha £ has further plummeted and a few minutes ago fell below $1.49
Says it all. no need for polls
“How is it possible for even 29% of 1000 people polled to want this nutcase to remain in control of the UK?”
Well, DC? Can you explain this?
Give her a break. It could have been the Clegg said “come in number 31″.
these fucking MP’s have been flossing us for years !
How about it Lord Ashcroft you shit ??
Labour peer and party donor Lord Paul yesterday agreed to end his non-dom tax status.
He then challenged controversial Tory donor Lord Ashcroft to follow him and publish his tax returns of the past 20 years.
Steel magnate Lord Paul said he would pay full UK taxes next year when new laws require members of the House of Lords to be residents here for tax purposes.
His announcement came a week after billionaire Lord Ashcroft also admitted he was non-domiciled and would start paying full UK taxes. But Lord Paul insisted his situation was totally different to that of Lord Ashcroft. He said: “They have been caught with their pants down and what better than try to reflect on others.
“First of all, I am born in India. He was the only one who was asked to pay full taxes. Nobody asked me. I have always been open about my non-domiciled status.”
The Labour peer said he would be happy to publish his tax returns for the past 20 years and said all in the Lords, including Ashcroft, should do the same. He also revealed a police probe into his House of Lords expenses had cleared him.
Lord Paul is being investigated by the House of Lords for clear thieving…
He even admitted he fiddled his overnight expenses…FFS
Yawn Yawn Fucking yawn keep the history lesson
Lord Appaul is more news than this old story !
Privy councillor ! he can empty my privy
Soapy Swraj has told the Indian press that as an NRI he pays his tax in the UK. Let’s see Swraj’s tax returns. Oh, yes, there are the videos of the poor peasants being turned off their land with extreme police violence in Singur, Bengal to make room for factories from which they will not benefit. So that Nabob Paul can carry out his Hindu mumbo-jumbo (speaking as a secularist, I make no apologies) in first turf cutting for one of his thirty planned factories in India. British Jobs for British workers said a Labour Prime Minister. A greater India is Lord Paul’s real aim. UK is a means to an end.
That’s got to be a brownie point for Guido Fawkes. Next you’ll be telling us you have a writ and it might just stand up in court. Don’t let the fame go to your head though. You’ll have to be joining Steven Purcell in the land of Oz (except he’s not there at all!).
AH (C)
Dear Darling
The date for the budget is the 24th March
I’ll send you over what you must read out before then.
In the meantime don’t say or do anything. Don’t even leave the office.
If Ii see as much as an eyebrow of you on the news Ii’ll rip your face off.
Your best friend
Gordon.
PS – wear a brown suit.
Don’t cross the Forces of Hell.
Or the fooking Two BogSeats from Hull.
Hmmm
Gordon told porkies at Chilcott, coroner says soldiers not properly equipped, generals issue statement that Gordon is disengenuous, Gordon visits Afghanistan in blatant attempt to boost his image, 6 soldiers killed inside a week.
What shall I bring up at PMQs? Global warming, ring fencing foreign aid or the economy?
Ring fencing dogs I think today…
Of real national importance while the Pound collapses…
compromise – dog pounds?
Guido
I have said before…
You have given her 2 X her statutory 15 minutes of fame..
If you go on like this she will be re-elected..
So change thread quick please….
You seen to have got your teeth into her you naughty boy
In truth I don’t begrudge her a tooth flosser, would be happy to buy her a drink too, and most likely flowers, dinner and breakfast.
Lets face it, I probably have…….
My gag especially for Jo Swinson
when i was a kid, i can remember pulling sharply on the seat belt in dads car and it suddenly stopped, but when i pulled the seat belt slowly, it continued to unwind with no issues. So i asked my dad:
Me: “Why does the seat belt do that?”
Dad: “Inertia”
Me: “Whats Inertia”
Dad: “Kilmarnock”
another subject of staggering pettiness
Yes. So important to get it right. Not make-up, but flosser! Meanwhile in the non-Jo Swinson real world, a coroner susses Gordon Brown’s lies and Kevan “attack slug” Jones attacks Joanna Lumley. Bloody marvellous people New Labour, aren’t they?
Jo Swinson and co., they really, REALLY don’t get it, do thyey?
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My husband. My hero and a hopeless Hairy Haggis.
Sara’s Hairy Haggis. I feel quite ill.
A stink wi’ the ’45…
Directors of PiggyBankKids Projects
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Pound just dropped a cent against the dollar – obviously Gordon’s non-speech going down as expected by the markets…
Now look here. All you south Dorset johnnies must jolly well get down to the polling station pronto on the big day. Put your x alongside the great candidate for the Conservative party, Richard Grosvenor Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax. He’s got a small pile of seven and a half thousand acres down there and he knows the place jolly well, so they can’t say he doesn’t live in the constituency. And don’t let them tell you that because his family made their millions from slavery that there’s anything wrong with this chap’s attitude nor that the Conservative Party is the party of priviledge.
Thanks for the information. He sounds to me like a good candidate who knows his way around. This is definitely the sort of person we need to sort out the mess left by the rabble who have had 13 years at wrecking everything they touch. He has got my vote and I will recommend him to all my family and friends.
Yes, you’re quite correct. What is important to note is that how Drax is a representative and typical figure who really understands the problems of contemporary Britain.
If my remote ancestors made any money from slavery (which given my Celtic heritage is less than likely) I would be less than impressed to be pilloried for it by some fuckwit like you.
Has Gordon apologised for the battle of Marathon yet?
There’s a slight difference between this upper class twat “standing” for election and the relationship between Gordon Brown and the battle of Marathon. Can you see what it might be?
Slavery? Get over it you dope. There is nobody alive today who was involved in the slave trade. Just let it go. Try and concentrate on the social injustices of today rather than some imagined responsibility that your guilty conscience tells you you should have for offences from hundreds of years ago.
My Grandfather and Father killed a fair number of Germans between them. Am I responsible for that?
When are the Italians going to apologise for invading Briton to obtain a supply of slaves? When are the Algerians going to apologise for raiding Cornwall for slaves in the 1620s and 30s? When are the Americans going to apologise for breaking free from a nation which had just agreed that slavery in the mother country was illegal less the UK courts impose that decision on self-governing colonies? When are the Middle East countries going to apologise for still recruiting slaves from the Philippines and Sudan.
Nice one Asda and thank you
Supermarket giant Asda is to offer David Cameron the chance of a week’s worth of “real” work experience rather than simply making tea or running errands, it was announced today.
David Cameron will get the chance to work in stock control, delivery and customer services this year, Asda said.
I hink the taxpayer should take care of her gnockers…
Alan Douglas
Never say that Guido is not willing to find excuses to put up tottie pictures
I don’t say this often, but Jo – close the curtains love…
you need specsavers
We really need to ring fence her boobs.
I would be more than happy to sign her expenses claim form…
OT.
Please somebody. Stop Osborne talking about “fixing the roof while the sun was shining”. It makes him sound like Huckleberry Finn.
The thing I find ironic about that is that the first act of the labour government at the local school at the time was indeed to fix its leaking roof.
(I hadn’t heard that particular aging chestnut for ages actually)
He’s doing a reasonable job at the moment on the Beeb.
“The country will judge Gordon Brown on his record in government”
That’s better. Now we need a Victim Restitution Order.
Message to Guido
Put up or shut up
Have you not heard of the writ of Habeas Blogus
Show me the blog!
Put up or shut up indeed.
Please direct your inquiry to my very good friend Lord Ashcroft
Pay freeze for senior salaried public sector workers.
Except MP’s who are classed as unskilled Labour.
Is Gorgon going to miss PMQs again today? Cameron better go for the jugular this time. He’s been FAR too easy on him in recent weeks.
Back in 2008 Brown said he would send all the unemployed on a loft insulating course and then send them round to my house and make it more fuel efficient.
I’m still waiting, I don’t want to go out shopping in case I miss them. Should I phone him up and ask him when they are coming.
Brown tells lies all the time. You should call Downing st and remind them of this particular lie and see what they say.
Well it was smart of you to clarify, hahahaha. Very funny.
Another huge laugh from me this morning. Gordon on SKY saying to the country “I won’t let you down!” Hahahahaha, are you kidding us…….
To be fair this is a true statement. My expectation is that he will keep fu**ing the country dry. We all know he will.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100029375/gordon-brown-launches-the-election-campaign-by-reminding-us-of-why-we-must-get-rid-of-him/
More common sense from Dan Hannan. Well done lad!
Guido
For information
My French brokers (major French bank not named) have just sent me a research note stating
“The most worrying case is the UK
Its public debt has risen from 44.1% of GDP before the crisis to 99.7% now…
and its deficit exceded 12% of GDP in 09…”
Then recommend “shorting sterling and UK Gilts…”
So you know where some of the shorting is coming from…
Is there anything about Great Britney that is not completely flucked by this utterly moronic government?
Anything?????????????????,,
This feature has attracted some of the stupidest and most ungentlemanly comments that I have ever seen, outside Guns & Ammo magazine’s Children’s Corner Blog. If matters don’t improve I will cancel my subscription.
I’m at my wits end today
put BBC2 on for DP/PMQs and what do I find – Jacqui Shit MP on talking about crime. Whay does she still get access to the media when we all know she is SHITE?
You would not find her on TelevisionX
Did you know she once gained a 6% swing from John Prescott? Now that’s a revelation.
Good to know Jo is considerate of my toot.
As a conservative voter in East Dunbartonshire believe me Jo Swinson is a really hard working and well liked MP serving her constituency well irrespective of political colour. A rare commodity in socialist ‘snouts in the trough Scotland’ where the uneducated/unqualified idiots help themselves out of the public purse.
I would like to have sexual intercourse with her.
She’s made all this effort just for most of us to tell her to fuck off…at least she’s following the Party line.
I would like to get acqauinted with her oriface! Good to see she looks after her teeth, probably no gum diseases then?
Didnt Balls and Cooper play 69 with their houses? Thats a fair bit more naughty than what poor wee Jo has done. Wonder if they claimed on any electrical “goods”.
I like to think I’m quite topical/up-to-date/modern/with it [sic]/”a breast” of things . . . but, who the feck is she?
Have just re-read this . . . . . why the feck, should some unknown tart expect HM Taxpayer, to pick up the tab for her tooth floss???? Piano wire, yes! Tooth floss . . . no! What the feck?! This floozy is a thief in my book . . . and fecking stupid at that.
My turds have more class than she does.
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