Social mobility down. Youth unemployment up. One in five state-school leavers functionally illiterate. Prudence, abandoned. Deficit at disastrous levels. Last major country out of recession. Credit rating downgraded. The country is broke. No ending of boom and bust. The lies, the bullying, the dithering, the politics of destruction.
Too late…
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
He’s barmy. Absofuckinglutely barmy.
So are the people who plan to vote for him. I can’t believe how close the polls are.
Good point.
If you have the expectation levels of the average Labour activist / voter – then Gordon hasn’t let anyone down.
Sounds like a jon and vangellis song
IIIIII wont let you down, wont let you down again….
oooooo
IIIIII wont let you down, wont let you down again….
but not the state of independence
the hung parliament because Dave is just as shit
Cameron turned Brown in to mincemeat today at PMQ’s.
This was more like it, I guess he finally senses an election in the offfing and realises that the labour party dare not ditch Brown, so he can finally takes his kid gloves off and give the Scottish one-eyed homosexual child abuser a bloody good kicking!
New Labour’s other hit…
“(Quantitative Eased) money for nothing and rent boys for free!”
But Peter Mandelson’s least favourite line is from that Nik Kershaw hit…
“I won’t let your son go down on me”
Thought that was an Elton, sorry I mean, Sir Elton.
The song was by Ph.D, [Phillips,Hymas & Diamond]!
He is seriously deluded. He let us down the moment he was born. Come May 6th Good fucking riddance.
dont you mean Jim Diamond ?
Guido’s PMQs Live Chat highlights available in a nice easy to read compendium of humour and windowlickingness!
I met up with a Scottish friend tonight. We were joined by a bloke who was at university with our unelected PM. I asked him what McCyclops was really like. He paused for a moment. “He’s a bag of shite covered in skin.” If only DC could use THAT quote at PMQ’s……
Wait until they are actually in the polling booth, and have the stark choice in front of them of five more years of Gordon Brown.
If they go along with the Mentalist then the country is completely fucked for a generation
most of them won’t make it to the booth
To be fair, a huge amount of Liebour’s ‘core vote’ are not even on the electoral roll in the first place!
So why do the Conservatives only muster the same amount of enthusiasm?
because they are shit too and the public knows it
“a huge amount of Liebour’s ‘core vote’ are not even on the electoral roll in the first place!”
Indeed Steve, but that has not stopped them casting (multiple) postal votes in the past has it?
Do not underestimate the fraudulent depths which McScum and his evil band will plumb in order to rig the election result. This election (if it happens) is going to see fraud on a massive scale, perpetrated especially by the “brothers” in certain parts of Birmingham, Lancashire, West Yorkshire and East London. They are not going to let a simple thing like weak electoral laws get in the way of their “master plan”.
Now, how was the postal voting system described by the Electoral Commission? Such as would “disgrace a Banana Republic”, was it not? Has anything at all been done in the intervening years to address this?
Economics is not the only thing that McScum has learned at Mugabe’s knee.
“most of them won’t make it to the booth”
They won’t need to, now that the nice man from up the road will write your vote down for you on the postal ballot form and post it off.
It’s so convenient, and saves you the trouble of trying to understand all that difficult English.
And McDoom will ensure the voters in the miltary abroad don’t get their ballot papers despite his assurances given at PMQ’s today.
If Labour’s ‘core vote’ isn’t on the electoral register wouldn’t that make Tory defeats in the last 2 general elections all the more shameful?
Maybe they should be fined, much like WWFC, for not fielding a full team in future?
We are pretty well fucked for a generation or two already.
It isn’t hurting at the moment because we are not paying for it. It’s all on tick. When however we start addressing the debt issue then we will have to start paying and one way or another it will hurt
Most of them can’t spell ‘X’
It is a little known fact that little George Osborne was formerly in an amateur punk band ‘The Fuckers’, who caused slight controversy one week after the death of Princess Diana by performing a newly written track entitled ‘One Less Slag’.
True
Gordun payz mee 2 vowt 4 laybur.
he sez thu toreez wud mayk mee wurk. fuk that. im vowting 4 free muhnee from laybur.
Vote conservative and we will end the war saving 17 billion which we will buy lager for you.
largerz a bit ponsee. i prefur sider.
Vote Conservative and we will give you your own Orchard where you will find as much cider as you can drink…
That is why our logo is a big apple tree!
Gordon can suck my hairy plums
He calls it the carp technique
It’s quite simple. Whatever one says, public fears losing jobs and this fear is compounded by the possibility of a Conservative victory. That is why Brown, for all his dreadfulness, is likely to be re-elected.
“public fears losing jobs and this fear is compounded by the possibility of a Conservative victory”
Why, ffs? The people who will lose jobs in the event of of Conservative victory will be useless, non-productive types, thereby improving the lot of those who actually work productively for a living. If Labour are returned at the election, everyone who is productive and useful will be guaranteed of losing their job as the economy spirals into total collapse.
everyone can see that except the Labour supporting nutties. they want it all to continue, and not have to face redunacy or pay CUTS like in the private sector. I’ve had a 20% pay cut to help keep my job. Will they make the same sacrifice in the public sector, hell no!! why should they, hence the high Labour vote.
so Scott you not a postman then
This is Labours Achilles heel, They have to make the cuts as well, where are their plans, what are they doing about it, Alistair Darling will have to announce some bad news on Budget day, or the press will seize on Gordons dithering and pondering.
Mandy and Gordon can’t go into an election without making clear their economic plans for the country, it would be suicide.
But hey, Labour announce the bad news the Tories say we will match them.
It really amuses me that people in the extortion funded sectors of the economy have the moral inversion to say capitalism (mutual reciprocation and the benefits of comparative advantage) is immoral and the extortion that funds them is moral.
Fuck the “public” sector. They’ve fucked you.
Trouble is, people largely vote out of self-interest.
Who do you think the Millions of clients NuLab’s bloated client state will vote for?
Millions of government employees in one form or another + perma-benefit types + millions of deliberately imported immigrants.
The overwhelming majority will vote for NuLab of course. Against all reason of course.
“Someone else will pay for it all.”
The one’s that bother to justify themselves like to believe they’re voting for the side of angels against the eeevil Tories.
Well put, Rog.
To you and me, ‘government’ money comes either from taxes on us or from borrowing that we, in effect, guarantee. Either way, we are coughing up every penny, one way or another, and so we have owners’ rights over it.
However, to most people, I believe, government money is parachuted in from an alternative universe. It just happens, like the weather. Nobody’s responsible for it and it comes and goes like the wind.
So why should anyone get worked up about it?
They will find out that nobody’s paying them anything… the gilts market is folding, our AAA credit rating’s more or less gone and government will default not only those on benefits, but the on doctors, teachers and police.
Happened before in Russia in the 80s and 90s, it will happen again here for the same reasons.
Agree with most of what you say. This election is going to be about the economy past, present and future. The only thing is the electorate have short memories and the public sector want to be paid for their non jobs. The tories need to drum home it is the private sector that pays for everything and shoulders the burden of having to pay for this utterly useless government.
My house is still worth lots of money… so I will vote Brown.
My mortgage is cheap… so I will vote Brown.
I still have my job… so I will vote Brown.
My son/daughter/dad works in the civil service … so I will vote Brown.
I read The Mirror … so I will vote Brown.
I read the Guardian … so I will vote Brown.
I only watch BBC News … so I will vote Brown.
Im in a union … so I will vote Brown.
Im on benefits … so I will vote Brown.
Mr Osborne mentioned cuts … so I will vote Brown.
I don’t like “call me Dave” … so I will vote Brown.
I remember “Thatcher” … so I will vote Brown.
… and that is why the Polls are close..!
trust me, we will be remembering Gordon Brown for a very very long time. The country simply can’t afford him. So in 18 years time when we are still paying off HIS debt, we can say ” oh yes, I remember him, what a tosser!
You got that right Scott. Particularly the last word!
I believe the news that the BBC tells me.
I only use the internet to book cheap flights and waste time on facebook.
I will be voting labour because the BBC told me that Brown saved us from a worse recession and now is not the time to change leaders and risk the recovery.
I also believe in Global warming and we the north Pole will be ice free in a few years and the South Pole is melting quickly. the world’s oceans are rising fast by a couple of feet per year.
I believe that the Government is democratically elected to serve the people and they have OUR best interests at heart and for that we should support them and that there is something creepy about the tories.
Oh and Ashcroft is a thief a liar, a criminal and should be deported. No I have never heard of Lord Paul and I am sure he is a nice honest man and any criticism of him is clearly racially and politically motivated.
I also believe that the government was working with the best of intentions and with the best intelligence available when they went to that good war in Iraq because Saddam DID have WMD and hid them from us by giving them to terrorists who want to kill us.
Surely the BBC would inform us if these things were not true? After all they have a duty to be impartial.
Good old Aunty, we can rely on Auntie Beeb to help us make informed decisions at the ballot box!
…so true, and lets not forget those nasty Bankers, who got us in this mess in the first place, are all toffs and tories. They tricked that nice Mr Brown.
Just reading that made me queezy. How easy it is to tell blatent lies. How utterly depressing.
Yeah, I felt physically sick writing it!!!
You got hold of Mandelson’s talking points memo then.
I feel fucking suicidal relising we are living it.ooppss i meant homicidal
You forgot the clincher-
I am the sort of suicidal twat who would kill his family first, so I will vote Brown.
That is what Britain under Brown has become – a suicidal, reality denying debtor who has maxed out on his credit cards, bulshitted his creditors for as long as possible and is on the verge of either reposession or national suicide. Never mind Foot’s manifesto – I can guarantee that the Labour manifesto for the next election will be the ultimate suicide note.
Be careful. The media are lazy or Liebour owned. Let’s take the headline about polling being level in the marginals. Not quite true:
It didn’t include LibDem marginals, or the top 50 Con-Lab marginals. It was a poll of the Con-Lab marginals from 51-150.
Why use a subset of data unless you want to make up a question to fit your answer? Why ignore the rest? A bit like climate change statistics.
Distrust everything the media publish. Treat them like the political classes – liars and fuckwits
Indeed – the election being roughly level in those 100 seats will almost certainly see a majority Tory government as half of them fall, plus the first 50, plus whatever swing from the LDs…
Good case of writing the headline to futher your own agenda.
Yep its the press trying their damnest to make a fight of it.
A hung Parliament with Gordon as PM – his amazing conciliation and mediation skills will make it the most productive hung Parliament ever. NOT! What a nightmare. Get rid of Gordon now. ABGB.co.uk
The polls are real. Enough sheeple in this country will vote (and justify) anything if it keeps their non-job safe and their house-price up. They have NO understanding that the last year has been paid for with massive borrowing, QE and various liquidity measures. They have NO idea that this must all be paid back in one form or another. They are safely bought until after the election when the wheels will undoubtedly come off.
If Liebour get through the budget without a ratings downgrade, and the remnant effects of QE and massive borrowing manage to scrape a positive Q2 GDP, then like-it-or-not, Brown is home and dry.
The only compensation will be that when these idiots finally realise that they’ve been comprehensively lied to, then Brown will undoubtedly become the most hated politician of the century.
That’s not much of a claim as we’re at the beginning of the century, not the end of it.
So was the First World War — ripped Europe apart, led to the rise of Hitler and the Second World War, the Iron Curtain and the Cold War.
#174 – and the reason they don’t realise is that CallMeDave has let us all down with his assumption that just smiling wins votes.
The mess the country is in demands leaders that view the challenge as similar to than faced after the wreckage of WW2.
A major programme of economic and social reconstruction is needed – preferably not one informed by the socialist vision that blighted immediate postwar politics.
Where are the leaders who would put that programme forward?
To my horror, the only ones sounding even faintly like it are the lying, incompetent Brown and his gang of twerps who got us into this mess in the first place (the effrontery!). None of the Tories sounds anything like so authoritative.
Gawd help Britain – the Tories won’t.
Cameron certainly wasn’t ‘just smiling’ at PMQs today — getting well and truly stuck in more like. Brown was beaten to a pulp.
there are some but we don’t get the airtime
Specsavers and a good Audiologist for you, then you’ll be alright.
There will after the election be an almighty backlash if Labour in any from get some degree of power. It might be bad now but after the GE it is going to be horrific. Inflation a given and hence a rise in interest rates. If you have a mortgage watch as your mortgage payments rise month by month. The effect of QE and the so called non stimulus have brought about flatline growth and that is being generous. The deficit is huge and the growth predicted will not even be close to reality hence greater borrowing. If labour supporters think things are good now and support this hoon for five more years they better be secure in the knowledge their job is safe and they can support rising costs of just about everything for that is what is coming. With the tories you know what is coming and fiscal responsibility is in their DNA unlike Labour. The public sector must carry more of the burden and in some way the private sector needs regenerating for that is what produces money to the exchequer. The country is going to hell in a hand basket and it is due solely to Labour supporters who should and will in time hold their heads in shame.
So do you think this is a good time to hand over to my sucessor?
a street near you soon after gorgon gets back in
sorry link did’nt post
Run for the fucking hills, Merv
and for christ’s sake don’t look back…
I`ve got a mate who no matter how much we argue will always vote LIEBOUR no matter what as he is ” working class” says it all, fuckin numpty great lad though what do you do
Break both his legs on polling day.
he is insane,watch him for dangerous behavior
Torture him. He’s not a great lad at all.
It’s no worse than some council estates in labour strong holds
Report him to Harperson as perpetuating the class hierarchy, and she’ll send some Met boys round to give him a Brazilian.
Because the BBC’s bias bullshit is convincing those who don’t read or take an active interest in wht is really going on. Go on, write to the bias Labour bastards.
The Poles are so close they are already here!!
Gordon Brown has already managed to stitch up the army so they can’t vote in the general election.
This would be the second general election where New Labour have denied our brave forces the right to vote, and thus saving New Labour from being kicked out.
Don’t forget that Blair won a General Election in 2005 AFTER it had become clear that he took Britain into a war on false pretences. An electorate that can swallow such a fundamental breach of trust can swallow anything, even 5 more years of Gordon Brown.
I love swallowing gordon
I have character, I must lead…
Next Brownism-”Insurance for all”-dog insurance for all breeds-how dense is Brown??-another idea to tax as all on the excuse that my pet chi huahua is fecking dangerous??
Is he going to take out insurance for Sarah???
The huge legs are a pre-existing condition and would therefore be excluded.
He can’t stand the thought of rural people quietly going about ‘his’ countryside freely and without surveillance with their gentle and obedient Labradors… which not only warn them of attack by his client state (aka Burglars and Pikeys) but also, like huntsmen, show how responsible dog ownership is done.
Brown just wants to tax you. If you’ve protected yourself by living in a small flat in a shit area, not owning a car and working for yourself, you’re more than likely to have bought a dog to protect you againt Liebour-induced terminal depression. Bingo. The one-eyed twunt has now cornered you and found a way to make you bleed. Nothing to do with dog safety, everything to do with taxing the responsible elements of society to pay for the f*ckwitted and feckless (i.e. his vote share).
Who let the dogs out?
Wait till the email and search engine tax are introduced after the election. Easy to collect through the ISP. In addition we will probably have to obtain a license to be connected to the internet. It will happen!
the underground press led a good campaigne during ww2 were the fuck are they now and with all the technology available you would think……….
Yes the EU has told everyone to implemement it asap
Gordon won’t let you down…? But will let the UK Pound down instead. The “Pound in your pocket” has been devalued by nearly 30% by New Labour, and this city “expert” says we need another massive devaluation by New Labour.
Up until very recently, you could get $2.10 / £, now this expert says it should be $1.2 / £, and the Pound well below the parity level with the Euro.
New Labour’s only interest is in smashing the UK economy to pieces.
More than half the deficit in four years! Whoopee do, that means that the National Debt will still be increasing by £100BILLION a year every year after those four years. Why does nobody call this mendacious git on his deliberate conflation of deficit and debt?
Excellent point
Between 2001 and 2005 Brown was running a 400bn defecit every year instead of saving a surplus so you don’t need me to tell you a baffoon was in charge of our economy.
dont forget the councils pension black holes which should be on the liabilities side of the balance sheet
http://www.taxpayersalliance.com/Deficits.pdf
and also all the civil servants pensions. Hw much is that over next 30 years?
Now we know why the rich have been stocking up their balances with bundles of cash for the last few years. They knew their £10 million would actually only be worth £1 million in 2010/2011.
So for us common folk our £100 savings have now resulted in us actually in deficit. Again.
But Gordy says he and his mates are gonna fix it so what with Thatcher an all that I’m voting Labour.
Erm like fuck I am.
Mi dad says not to swear so can I just say I think Mr Brown is a hoon, and all the girls in my year think he’s a minger…yah
But at least he’s funny. Remember Miss Burdett’s YouTube effort?????????????
he is on again
Check out this video on You Tube……… it has got everything….
- Labour spent £50 million on this town and the locals are up in arms.
- It also covers Labour bullying, racism, failure to tackle crime , Jonah’s curse….. the lot….
A pretty good advert for eugenics.
Very interesting. Thanks for link.
I’m currently reading the book ‘Mister’ by Alex Kurtagic. It describes the world of the near-future as brought about by Blair/Brown/Cameron although I see it in the present. It really is nightmarish so if you need any further reason to get these bastards out of power now, buy it!
Sorry for the plug but this one is appropriate.
…and yet he’s polling neck and neck with Her Maj’s Opposition in the marginals. One wonders what the populace is smoking.
Well, that’s Cameron’s fault. Does anyone think David Davis wouldn’t be miles ahead at this stage?
If Labour had selected literally *anyone* apart from Brown, Balls or Harman, they’d win the election easy. And that is a sorry reflection on the state of things…
Is that why Cameron hasn’t guaranteed Grayling’s place in the new Cabinet. Forget oily cove as Home Secretary – a wathc out for a barnstorming welcome back to David Davis – to reveal exactly what it was he buried under his patio for a really dirty election campaign!
P.S. I live in hopes.
How’s the weather in Hopes today?
Good Call,
But I suspect if the polls fall for Labour in the run up, we will see the old adage “Every MP for himself” and watch them distance themselves from the Nokia throwing, keyboard breaking, bullying son of Manse.
Economic genius my arse.
all polls are liebor
39% on benefits
That explains it…
Plus media partiality
Plus smearing and general buggery of his “team”…
Absolutely no shame
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/mar/10/bbc-gordon-brown-match-day
That’s Raith Rovers fooked then poor cnuts
There’ll be no “dancing in the streets of Raith” that night, then!
Gordon wanted to talk about his love of seeing men playing football in short and tight shorts, then getting taxpayers to pay for the Sky sports subscription so he can indulge in his kink-fest.
Would this be a good time to remind everone that the ample breasted Katie D may have smoked my knob..before settling down on the bonnet of my Spitfire for a damn fine session?
Bad luck Mr Jardon – judging by her pic this morning in the Daily Liar her chest is now on a par with the fried eggs sported by Yvette Cooper.
That image has put me right off the fried eggs I was going to have for lunch, TT.
TT likes ‘em BIG.
I do believe her husband can taste it every time he kisses her goodnight
for fucks sake lets go back to boom and bust
We never left it
Depends who he was talking to doesn’t it?
You forgot cowardice.
Terrified of elections he is.
Invest.Fuck off Gordon
The worst Chancellor and Prime Minister in British history – by far….
And a personal disgrace to both his offices surrounded by some of the nastiest people Britain has produced publicly for years…smearers liars and thieves…
Gordon Brown is obscene…
and experts in buggery, thuggery and skullduggery to boot…
don’t forget me.
What has Gordoom been up to at Cape Prod?
Down on. The sons of immigrant Portuguese fishermen.
We expect Gordon to fail. So in that respect, he will not let us down.
I see a revolting thing,its gorgon,no its a revolution
Well, in this alone he is telling the truth. He won’t let us down for the simple reason that he won’t be in a position to be able to let us down any more.
He’s getting more deluded by the day SECTION him NOW.How McSnot can sleep at night with the bllood of those ill-equipped soldiers on his hands I just don’t know.
er try psychopathic sleep
Or rocking horses.
RMS Nu-Labour : This ship is un-sinkable……………yeah right
To continue the nautical theme, Gordon is now commending the re-arrangment of the deckchairs on the Titanic
Problem is;
Labour are old hands at lying and smearing their way through an election, ably supported by the BBC. they are setting the agenda without stating what they will do and people are taken in by it.
Opposition need to stand up and fight during the election
There is no BBC,its the LBBC,or the GBLBBC
“Opposition need to stand up and fight during the election”
Dear me, you don’t seem to understand, my dear chap. Let me explain. ‘Fighting’ carries all sorts of negative connotations that might be associated with what we Tories used to be. It brings to mind (shudder) Norman Tebbit and his sort. That would never do for today’s modern, caring Tories.
No, what we do is smile for the cameras and promise whatever the Prime Minister promises, only better. That way we can never be criticised for negativity or for talking Britain down. We expect to win because my skin is smoother and my teeth are better than Gordon Brown’s. Oh, and I don’t do that funny thing where he pulls his lower jaw down mid-sentence.
All in all, ours must be a winning package.
Bugger, he’s gone and blown our entire election campaign strategy, this means will will not win on May 6th, we will have to let Gordon make 3 million unemployed, repossess 1 million houses, increase mortgages by at least double.
All I can say is, Oh dear how sad never mind, titter!!.
Mebbe opposition are waiting till after budget to tell us their economic plans so their ideas don’t get nicked by Darling?
OK you mental jock turd ! heres the deal
give me my pension back that I have paid for 38 years
and i wont kill you !
He will not give it back, so go do your stuff, please!
I can’t believe the bullshit he was spouting on Sky this morning…his policy centres around the Do nothing Tories, not what he plans to do. He has no money and no policies either. Wanker!
…and all the “Zero percent rise” for the upper echelons of the public sector – didn’t he once say that phrase by accident?
Looking to save £3Bn by 2013. As close to no impact as you can get.
Adding insult to injury we’ve got Fivebellies on Pravda’s DP. Jacqui Spliff again fer feck’s sake.
Here’s hoping PMQs is going to be more than tractor stats this week..
I don’t do TV – but you say Pravda BBC is now doing double penetration?
By saving £3bn by 2013, the national debt will increase by only £597bn and not £600,000,000,000. Even the stupid do-nothing Tories must acknowledge that £597bn is infinitely less than £600,000,000,000.
Vote Labour! Tractor production up 10%! Comrades, ho!
No it is £3 billion less not infinitely less
fucking nauseating the way he kept saying zero % rise for judges, zero % rise for doctors…. like fucking “solooocions” and billions the fucking twat
the bbc did not laugh like when he boasted of a zero % rise in pmqs last year the knobbers!
we will give you a better cut.vote for us
wont let us down wtf has he just done the monkey brained retard
has he won yet ?
I’m still dithering about the election.
I wont let you down, you are already so far fucking down you can’t go any further!
Ha ha ha!
I meant I wouldn’t let the bankers down. Who else do I work for, mugs? I see housebuilding is up – in East Jerusalem. Shalom.
is this what Brown really cares about?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/mar/10/bbc-gordon-brown-match-day
yes
Jumpers for goalposts isn’t it?
This blog is gonna look velly velly silly when the Scotch Socialistic spaccers are back running the gaffe on May 7th.
we’ll have better things to worry about if that happens, which it won’t
tat is a bastard.
Sterling’s fall means -
Opportunity Knocks For British Manufacturing
http://bit.ly/c5Scnh
Really worked with that recently-announced trade deficit, didn’t it ?
absolute bollocks
any increased profit competitive gains are very quickly taken by the public sector directly in the form of tax or indirectly in the case of increased red tap
Righto, cos the week pound did us no end of favours last month.
Jan export figures were expected to be up, they were down by seven percent.
A late christmas gift from Brown the Clown.
opportunity knocks, probably because the doorbell was broken.
PS: note that the £/€ is still not as bad as it was 15 months ago. the level of “opportunity” has been around for longer than that.
I did not know that UK manufacturered anything anymore, most of the manufacturing firms don’t make anything they import stuff from China and elsewhere with their head offices in this country, shortly to move abroad (but they will want the protection of the UK state) it’s all _ankers, call centres, and “support services”, this has has been going on since the 1970′s but accelerated under Anthony St.John B’Liar and Brown of McDoom
engineers and tool makers have forgotten how to do it.
Too late. Manufacturing is now in direct competition with Asia. Only by reducing costs to Asian levels and working Asian hours and with manufacturing growing from its current 13% of GDP back to a healthy 25% would with 10% annual growth take quite a few years.
Britain, under Labour is in a classic debt deflation trap. The domestic private sector and the government sector cannot both deleverage at the same time unless a trade surplus can be achieved and sustained. Yet the whole world cannot run a trade surplus. More specific to the current predicament, we remain hard pressed to identify which nations or regions of the remainder of the world are prepared to become consistently larger net importers of Britain’s tradable products. Countries currently running large trade surpluses view these as hard won and well deserved gains and will defend their status vigourously.
All in all, doesn’t matter who wins, Britain is now crashing to the Third Division.
We had a good party (some of us) on borrowed money.
Pay back time.
It could have so very different if the Socialists hadn’t milked it.
Not if raw matls are sourced from abroad and euro or dollar zone!
What do we have the rest of the world wants? Fuck all.And would you holiday here? So tourism is out. The paper scam is over for London. Shit street would be fucking great to whats coming.
The IEDs are probably being built into the Olympic stands as we speak… with their timers set for June 2012.
80% of the work’s carried out by immigrant labour, Diane Abbott said just 2% of the construction work has been done by her Hackney constituents when over a third of the Olympic venue is in Hackney.
hell is the only option
hell will have a nice warm fire
I wont let you down…..gently.
Too late…for what?
Have you been taking Jonah lessons?
He will go down in history as the first PM with an ASBO
No
ATO
Anti-Thug Order…
HOOCB
Head-off-on-chopping-block
Trust me says Gordon. I’m in charge of the ship and I know what I’m doing.
So, here’s the chart of the voyage so far:
Gordon Brown has introduced 111 tax rises since 1997. He has taken an additional trillion pounds in revenue – that is to say, a trillion more than would have been raised had taxes stayed at their 1997 levels. And yet, incredibly, he has still contrived to double our national debt, running up a deficit of 12.6 per cent of GDP (Greece’s is 12.7).
Truly the crappiest Captain of a ship of fools.
Source: Lt-Cmdr D. Hannan.
Is there not a rule in the Royal Navy that if a captain of a ship in the view of officers and men is ruled to be insane and a danger to the ship’s company can be clapped in irons and the next senior officer takes command of the ship.
harpic.fuck that
But does he still Roger the Cabin Boy?
I’m scared, Poncho.
Don’t worry love, you’ll always find a helping hand with me.
Ooooh you are awful, but I like you!
Squeaker virtually begging house to behave. Had lots of letters, apparently. Calling him a tw*t, mostly.
Buckingham not so safe! Some indepenent conservatives with enough votes might see Farage/UKIP giving the speaker some sleepless nights. Would it not be great to see all those Cons vote against the speaker. Squeezing the tory and speakers vote to such an extent that he may just lose to UKIP.
The Speaker is supposed to have his own personal authority.
He should not need to make excuses for his calls to Order.
The Squeaker should tell them to shut up or have them kicked out.
Complete twit.
He chose to bring up the subject of ‘character’… Son of the manse stuff… comparing himself favourably to Cameron, no doubt… He obviously evaluates himself as strong, tenacious, unwavering, the only wise player on the global economic stage… Hah! Can ‘character’ easily be split from ‘personality’? IMNSHO it would be less concerning to have a favourer of strong drink, a womaniser etc etc as PM than it is to have a man with such a tendency to burst into petulant rages, alienating many of those with whom he has to deal
regularly, and who seems persistently paranoid, conspiratorial, anti-social and mendacious.
When he hasn’t even got the guts to come out about his own sexuality, what else do you expect?
And why won’t the BBC let me the guest pundit on Match of the Day?
It’s not fair, I used to play Hooker; I know what I’m talking about.
He’s run out of wriggle room.
You can’t manipulate figures for ever.
Eventually all the slack, all the surplus, all the credit is used up. and lies are revealed for what they are
In business it always comes down to hard cash, & if we ain’t got any, then we ain’t in business any more.
Even the cliches have run out.
McLoonyBrown is an embarrassment to, and enemy of all hard working, tax paying, hard pressed, non bullying English citizens.
To the remaining 60% of the population comprising professional benefits scroungers, immygrints (with a vote, health care, and a house), the feckless, the feral, disability fraudsters, public sector paper shufflers, ruffian troglodytes, senior polis shyte, and BBC filth, he is a hero.
Time to join the taxodus mefinks
I am gobsmacked that the polls are showing Labour this close to the Tories – frankly people must be in deficit of a memory.
If you’re talking about YouGov, they’ve become a laughing stock over on PB.com.
you mean the failed beeboid Lib Dem council workers blog?
i’m sure they are gutted since they have a turnover of millions get contracted by all the Parties for private polling and were right about the euro elections and the 2005 election
Well Ms You Gov is a laughing stock all over Europe.
I don’t think the polls are coming anywhere near what’s going to happen. I will predict a majority for Cameron and off to the gulags for pervy Brown and his Marxist toerags.
Failing that and it is a hung Parliament for Labour then the money markets will do them in within weeks and we’ll all be off to the polls again.
Watching PMQs… Bercow softening up the opposition for Gordon. And what the fuck is ‘upskilling’? Well done that man picking the stupid ‘I’ve got a new word’ cow up on it.
Darling looking like he’s been bullied this morning
I predict Darling resigns
Did he abandon Prudence when he met Sarah Brown? The rotter!
He didn’t meet her, he was introduced.
no she was appointed because his own party were begining to question his sexuallity
“One in five state-school leavers functionally illiterate.”
That’s no way to talk about your base.
edukashun edukashun edukashun
hahahahaha……..Brown is delusional……….
stuck in a harry enfield……..’the tories will do this’.
‘mrs.thatcher impales babies’!
it’s all about how much people get in their pockets!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7056366.ece
so gordie has started to make savings……….of course only 99.99% of us have been cutting back for the last few years.read the comments…..every person screaming about THEIR take home………..
so the election will be a choice made on financial grounds……….gordon will shriek that he will protect all the people on benefits and that work for the nhs(1 million votes in one hit)!
and the great british public will forget that the man is deranged…
13 years of lies,8million unemployed….let us down?
Labour protecting the recovery WHAT FUCKING RECOVERY 0.01% wow !
everybody knows the next set of figures will be dire
and McBust is running out of people or countries to blame
IT Started Here And He Caused it !
To have a recovery you need a ?
Your right it started here and HE caused it. It started in America according to GB and it has carried on and on and on here. You all know Its the right thing to do and you know its the right thing to do cos I said so and I Mr Prime Minister am never wrong. Fucking Hoon.
Those of the great British public who take their Easter break in Euroland will find it’s 30% more expensive there than it was last year.
They’ll conclude that we are paying £40 million a day to belong to a club we can no longer afford to visit.
Where is this euroland place? Is there rampant inflation there?
It is most certainly not the case that 1€ cost 70p last year.
(perhaps I’m just being pointlessly pedantic: you mean 2-3 years ago)
Sockpuppet. Yes you are pointlessly pedantic!!
Nah, I was really pointing out over-blown rhetoric.
it’s ok they only have to go to
Dover now Calaistypo………..stuck in a harry enfield sketch
must stop stealing my heros’ pills!
Thanks Gordon. Not content with simply cursing a Town or entire social group , you’ve decided to curse the entire population. Including me.
‘I believe in Britain’s future. Broadband Britain can be a world leader, so too can creative Britain, biotech Britain, Nobel prize-winning science Britain, Olympic Britain, high-speed rail Britain – a Britain that is capable of creating in these and other economic frontiers as many as 1.5 million new skilled jobs in the next five years, and opening up the possibility of the greatest wave of social mobility in the post-war era.’
The geezer is, quite literally, off his trolley.
Stark raving mad – we will all sit at home watching porn,sewing bags of compost,taking new high tech drugs (anti-depressants?) while welcoming the next “wave” of somali’s into the house next door.
My wife and I are fucking off after we get the kids through University – this country is shit nowadays.
Oh and I am middle class,mid ’40′s and law abiding (except for my desire to drive a tank over a specific person who is masquerading as PM.
“opening up the possibility of the greatest wave of social mobility in the post-war era.”
In other words, the mass exodus of all hard working people from the fetid cesspit that is the UK after 13 years of McScum and his evil band.
High-speed rail Britain?
In what respect is Britain upgrading its network as they are in, e.g., Spain?
Listen to the Brown blather is like watching Comical Ali in Baghdad, only Mr Ali was a sympathetic character.
Yes but I and my fellow journos at the BBC are in awe of such intellect, breadth of vision and oratory!!
You lot earning a crust in the proper world of work just will never understand how our country works and will be saved, do you !
They are upgrading the network by removing the man who waves his red flag as he walks down the track in front of the train warding off the general public and replacing him with an inflatable motorised blow-up doll. Possibly.
And the man who chases the woolly mammoths away from the track, has been replaced by a bear scarer.
High speed rail France or Germany.
Dunnit, finished. Wot’s next ?
lol McMisshapen’s blather a coded reference to Tebbit’s bicycle – as you almost say, in a future fare for all (price £1) bicycles will be replaced by supermarket trolleys.
“1.5 million jobs” all advertised and filled by jobs agencies in India, Pakistan, and Africa.
For “Social Mobility” read “Immigration”.
Too late bully Brown. Fuck off.
You have four choices in the coming election.
1: Vote Liebour (and get lied to)
2: Vote Cons (and get conned)
3: Vote for any of the others (get lied to or conned depending on who wins)
4: Give up thinking you have a choice and don’t bother (Welcome. You have passed the sanity test. Not many of you around but its nice to meet you.)
I think Cameron has finally wiped the floor with Brown.
Funny – the BBC don’t report it that way.
I wonder why?
because you twats say that very week
Put PMQs off – it’s a travesty – is that what the people of Britain deserve?
Brown is the biggest, unintelligent , shitiest human being alive. I can’t stand this rubbish anymore
isn’t call me dave brilliant at holding brown to account?
Brown’s one and only achievement (and what an incredible achievement it is) is to make Blair look not just good but fabulous in comparison, and it’s only 3 short years since everyone was saying that that incompetent lying sack of shit was the worst PM of all time.
I love my mini-me Dave
isn’t he cute ?
No, not really.
PS: You said you entered politics to change Britain. Now that you’ve done so, why have you fucked-off abroad?
because my mini-me heir apparent Dave can do the soundbites for me
So the socialist utopia you set out to create didn’t quite work out how you planned it, then?
It worked out exactly as he planned. That is precisely why he has left.
Human he ain’t. Don’t you dare compare him to normal people.
over 10 million iraqis hold blair responsible for the death of a family member.only a matter of time!
This government has done very well in the gerrymandering department. Too many people now see at least part of their income derived from the state. They aren’t going to vote for anyone who’ll take that “free” money away from them. Plus, so many jobs are dependent on the state (either directly or indirectly) that they fear a cost cutting Conservative government will lead to their becoming unemployed.
The fact that our economy cannot support the New Labour largess doesn’t come into it. People, unfortunately, are too tied up in their own self interest to realise that the money fountain is running out, no matter who is in charge.
Should the UK adopt the Euro ?
A cross-section survey of 1000 people in the UK, made up of Afghans, Albanians, Pakistanis, Indians, Poles, Iraqis, Somalis, Bosnians, Turks, Moldovans, Latvians, Lithuanians, Bangladeshis, Ethiopians, Russians, Congolese, Zimbabweans, Portuguese
And Nigerians were asked if they thought Britain should change its currency to the Euro.
99.9% said NO, they were happy with the Giro.
Should the UK adopt the Euro ?
A cross-section survey of 1000 people in the UK, made up of Afghans, Albanians, Pakistanis, Indians, Poles, Iraqis, Somalis, Bosnians, Turks, Moldovans, Latvians, Lithuanians, Bangladeshis, Ethiopians, Russians, Congolese, Zimbabweans, Portuguese and Nigerians were asked if they thought Britain should change its currency to the Euro?
99.9% said NO, they were happy with the Giro.
David Cameron “lost it” today at PMQ’s.
He is a nutter and heaven help this country if, by some mistake, he becomes Prime Minister.
Nothing but a clueless twerp
Brown never even had it.
Rubbish – Cameron was suberb today, for the first time in months he looked like a real PM in waiting.
Brown had no reply to him other than yet more crap about Ashcroft.
Troops’ equipment will undoubtedly be an election issue – and anyone who knows anyone in the Services know that there will not be soldiers queuing up to vote for Brown and Liebour after the recent failures.
Look at the verdict of the Coroner yesterday to see how much this government has fucked up – and Broon trying to bring Ashcorft into a question about the deaths of four brave people will be seen as downright disgraceful.
I doubt one military person will vote for Brown – but will they be able to vote?
Precisely, South of.
One thing is certain, the Overseas Forces ballot boxes will go the way of the Glenrothes Electoral Register and never be counted or seen again. I would imagine that the Squaddies’ votes have already been cast for them (in the LieBore approved manner of course) pursuant to the postal voting system “that would disgrace a Banana Republic”.
They need to know about Proxy voting — you can nominate someone you trust to vote for you.
You are so right Australian. The other parties should demand a UN electoral observer team be drafted in to supervise the whole thing. McMugabeBruin is going to steal the election. It’s what the tribalists in his squalid corner of the poverty farm do, ably abetted by thousands of well trained immigrants from deeply rural Pakistan.
They’re rather busy dodging bombs & bullets in shitty landrovers. I doubt they’ve time to organise proxies.
they could vote with their guns if they chose to
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/cat_police_dogs.jpg
Soon, Brown soon…
They need to know about Proxy voting — you can nominate someone you trust to vote for you.
But they have already nominated someone they trust, they just don’t know it yet.
5 more years of carnage
or
5 more years of carnage
no wonder the voter thinks all thieving MPs are scum
It would be interesting to see an opinion poll of exclusively military personnel.
There is a Government fatwa against that sort of thing. Might give us ideas above our staion and all that!!
Are you serious?
Are you blind to the rages, desk thumping, marker pen jabbing and tantrums of your leader during PMQs?
Oh, maybe you are myopic – just like your dear leader.
Stil, in two months we’ll never have to hear from the incompetent fat Scottish cyclops again.
About time Dave lost it. The only trouble is he did not lose it a bit more a la Dear Leader and march across the house and kick the nutter right in the balls.
Oh, I forgot, Dave couldn’t. Brown has not got any balls! (Apart from that blinking gimp who seems to control him but not his behaviour, of course!)
Oh dear, anybody with any brains is not buying into the hung parliament bullshit.
http://www2.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2010/03/10/hung-parliament-punters-not-convinced/
No there won’t be a hung parliament.
It’s lazy journalism to keep pushing the story as it’s much more interesting than the reality.
because the failed beeboid Lib Dem council workers blog says so?
well that must be that then
election over,no need to vote,the beeboid Lib Dem council worker has spoken
getting desperate troliebor.the blog points to the bookys.
tat is a desperado.
I am not tat.I no of no tat
What gamblers think is quite interesting.
However, its to some extent an opinion poll of which way gamblers – punters and bookies- want to throw their money.
If you do believe such people, odds of less than 2-1 on a hung parliment make it “not unlikely”.
How can you best describe Gordon Brown?
He can pull out the tears like someone peeling on onion, yet on the other hand he’s not averse to throwing his weight around and shoving people out the way when they are not doing his bidding fast enough.
I think I’ll settle on…”The Onion Bargie”!
A bag of sh!t.
Minus the bag.
right.My glass eye is watering
Would that make Lord P**l the papanon-dom?
We already have Mandy the chutney ferret, Fivebellies the Saggy Aloon, and for dessert Milliwatt the Banana Shit…
Whaqui Smith getting owned by Andrew Neill on the DP over the troops’ equipment levels!!
Gordo’s big repeated claim is that he approved all ‘Urgent Operational Requirements’, and indeed there were plenty of them. As these were all emergency, ‘sticking plaster’ requirements, it completely undermines his argument that troops were properly equipped in the first place. With proper equipment, the military would not have had to put in all these UOR’s. I wish the media would pick up on this.
Maybe Labour’s next election song could be that old PH.D classic..
“I Won’t Let You Down”…..which of course is followed by the very apt phrase…”won’t let you down AGAIN”!
I’ll stick with Townshend’s “Won’t get fooled again”
Won’t let us down??? The PM who lied about giving us a referendum before creeping off to sign the nefarious Lisbon Treaty, thereby disenfrachising the English and destroying our sovereignty. Brown has to be kidding!
It’s his fault we are now dictated to by an antidemocratic abomination of an EU President.
How dare alleged EU President Rip Van Rumpty Tumpty claim to conduct himself
“like the British at their best, phlegmatically”,
Rip Van Rumpty Tumpty’s weedy double is not the British: it’s Gordon.
dear flop, you are dictated to by gordoom
other governments ignore all the directives that they do not like
when the polskis etc were allowed to travel all over europe only bliar in britain and danemark gave them the right to get work
As Brown chickened out and would not allow himself to be photographed signing the hideous treaty none of us are honour bound to pay any attention to it. Fairenufski!
Quite right too, they can take their treaty and shove it, sharp end first.
Nick Robinson giving Darling tips on how to present the budget. WTF?
Gordon : “I Won’t Let You Down”
David : ” I Will Let you Down”
What a chug knut. Gordon HAS let me down. David hasn’t had the oppotunity yet.
Anyone notice that Tessa Jowell (to Gordon’s left) had got her baps on show?
Can someone pull up the pictures please?
I saw those and then thought it must be the colour of the fabric.
She really has got her jaw widened with something,wonder what was in it.
She’s going to be a slot machine in one of her Super Casinos.
Oi. enough of that I was at the front of the queue.
Petrol up 7p
Beer up 6p
Cigs up 12p
Int rates no change
NI up 1%
Earnings Tax up 2%
Vat on food 15%
Vat up 3% to 20%
Poll Tax 12%
Vat on food. That will be the trigger then. Best get those Tasers out.
You’ve obviously not been reading the papers. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/7386834/Shoppers-could-face-VAT-on-food.html
I can’t work out which angle that comes from. Its the “poll tax” thing its got all sort of reminders of 1989 that don’t work from Labour or conservative angles (either as attacks or policy).
Unless its just a bit of random rambling.
Er…what about spending less?
No fucking chance we are owed big time and we want it with interest
There’s a sort of Newtonian quality to economics so I present the effects.
Petrol up 7p = Transport cost up 10% = 2% less economy
Beer up 6p = Less pub sales = Less student employment etc.
Cigs up 12p = Less cigs sold = More high street shops empty.
Int rates no change = Falling pound = Increased cost of imports = 2% fall in economy
NI up 1% = Less Pay= Less spending = Less work = Less economy.
Earnings Tax up 2% see above.
Vat on food 15% = Funnily enough probably more people eating out in fast food.
Vat up 3% to 20% = Economic disaster.
Poll Tax 12% = Lower house prices (not such a bad thing) = More bankrupt banks.
Kind of sums David Cameron up
HEADLINES
David Cameron comes out farting
So, you’d rather have a bottler who picks his nose on national TV, eh? Unbelievable.
WTF are you on about Martin? You’ve lost it big time.
Sorry Mum,
I just watched David Cameron’s go really red at todays PMQ’s.
It’s contagious
He was obviously embarrassed that McDoom seemed to think that PMQ’s meant that only he asks the questions, the bonkers old twat.
Please listen to me.
Alleged EU President, Rip Van Rumpty Tumpty’s response to Farage’s attack:
“I can assure you that I am now at the height of my popularity
…………………. in Flanders”
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha
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If only Great Britney was as well run as Flanders is then you would not all be so terrified about your future.
You have a non- economy, a non prime nutter, a non recovery and the country is run by non-ces!
NON à la United Condom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I always preferred Flanders when the Spanish were in charge. Gone down a bit in my estimation lately!
too true.
That being a 0% percent increase in his previous popularity of 0%.
actually boys and girls van rom was doing a reasonable job of sorting out the mess that is belgium
maybe that is why they picked him
barrosso was the best pm that portugal had had for a long time
never mind, you have gordoom to sort out the total disaster that is united condom
rule britneyanya britney anya rules the slaves!
what percentage of clits support gordum
enough for a hung parliament
hope not for my adult brats who are stupid enough to still live there
what a shithole
how you have the nerve to criticise any other country or non country explains a great deal about why you are so fuckity fucking fucked
Calm down dear. Are you taking the tablets!
no!
Hattie repeating her Ashcroft slanders…
Yes – you know something is up here – I think Labour know the writing is on the wall and the graffiti says;
“Labour Out”
These really are the last dying days of a thuggish group of fraudsters.
Anyone see Cooper boy Balls on the front bench at PMQ’s – very dejected.
Darling – he is developing a twitch around his right eye.
They know they are finished.
Labour is now a one trick pony, how can an arguement over Gordons lack of funding for the Military be turned to Ashcroft, it really is wearing thin, everybody outside of Gordon and Mandys (and Nick Robinson)bubble world doesn’t care, we want to know what they are going to do about the real issues, the economy, Crime, Public funding, immigration, investment etc.
Four brave people dead and a serious question raised with GB’s reply an Ashcroft retort not once but three times. This man is devoid of well of just about everything you fill in the adjectives. What must the families think of this dreadful excuse for a human being. As I have said many times before he is a complete and utter imbecile.
He’s a jock
Today in Parliament GB admitted to everyone who didn’t already know, that he considers Ashcroft’s tax affairs more important than being held to account for the deaths of four brave soldiers and the 36 others who’ve died for their country in his shoddy Snatch LandRovers which are still, even now, in deployment.
Every child in Britain will have a pair of flared jeans, an ID card and free Labour party membership.
Give me three more terms you ungrateful bastards
Three cheers for our glorious leader ! GORDON ! GORDON ! GORDON !
It is my duty as a citizen to worship our glorious leader. You do the same or else.
He is a lovely man and apparently he only bullies staff when he’s forgotten to take his pills. And who can blame him?
Uaf Uaf
Don’t forget my Pledge Card, I need to POLISH a TURD!
Have a look at this hedge fund manager ripping a Euro champagne socialist another asshole, about 35.18′ in.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00rdynp/Newsnight_09_03_2010/
Politicians don’t like it when speculators highlight fiscal irresponsibility.
Euro wonk to hedge fund manager: “Ve are going to put a stop to you…”
What with Adolf? Your own Bundersbank isn’t onside.
I like to go to the toilet whilst the wife is trying to have a bath.
The panic on her face as it lands in her lap is pure gold.
No wonder she votes Labour
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I’m astounded that the current Tory leadership are so inept, so incompetent, so appallingly pathetic that they aren’t in the mid-forties in the polls. People are looking at Cameron, and despite Brown’s record, are still considering Brown.
What a useless, opportunistic shiny-faced git Cameron is, and what a snivelling, incompetent and economically illiterate little nothing Osborne is. If they can’t beat Brown convincingly; how well would they run the country?
I’m astounded you still think you’re going to get a pension… we’ll see who’s the economic illiterate when you’ve retired.
I thank you for your concern, and the tax money which will ensure my long and comfortable retirement.
So there we have it, folks. The Liebore Troll posting as “Civil Servant” (Civil – Haha!) states quite clearly “I’m alright Jack – up yours!”
Apparently, 200,000 civil servants were on strike yesterday… hands up who noticed? Did it spoil your day? Nope? Thought not.
Civil servants should understand both words of their job title and understand that they are redundant in today’s society.
I am indeed, as you say in your quaint, uneducated fashion, “alright Jack.” I am surprised you are so ungrateful! We are a most productive department.
I am rather hoping for a change of political masters, though, they get so shrill and tedious after a while. I’m sure Cameron will cobble together sufficient votes to be PM, but hung parliaments are so dull – we just spend our times on long lunches. Plus ça change, I hear you say! How droll of you.
Civil Servant is guaranteed a HUGE pension. What it will buy will be another thing entirely…
Not all civil servants are wasters you know. You make it sound like a disease. Its just another job now. Where once there was a vocation. It is sad but that is life. Anyone who picks on a civil servant is just jealous. Get over it. They got lucky.
Broon has to finance his next meglomaniacle move yet so don’t bank on that pension shithead. Not to mention the less we have the more violenbt crime will become.enjoy pensioner
And we are too busy taxing pet owners to stop it
Ah Ed Balls – your wife was looking very miserable at PMQ’s – is she not getting it up her hooter from the journalist anymore?
You are Terry Venables and I claim my £5.
I’m astounded that the current Tory leadership are so inept, so incompetent, so appallingly pathetic that they aren’t in the mid-forties in the polls. People are looking at Cameron, and despite Brown’s record, are still considering Brown.
What a useless, opportunistic shiny-faced git Cameron is, and what a snivelling, incompetent and economically illiterate little nothing Osborne is. If they can’t beat Brown convincingly; how well would they run the country?
I don’t know what Martin does up in his room, but he’s sometimes in there for days; his socks and pants practically walk out of that shithole themselves, they’re that stiff.
Maybe they’re not prepared to lie through their teeth as often or as comprehensively as Broon.
That’s a novel suggestion, that it’s Cameron’s rectitude and sincerity which is holding him back. I just thought that it was because he was an oleaginous, objectional toad.
No, that’s Peter Mandelslime.
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You have not sufficiently disguised the fact that you are a desperate labour troll.
No, like all civil servants, I am the soul of impartiality.
The epitome of irrelevancy would be more accurate.
Oh, touché, Susie, you wound me!
Oi Martin get on gaychat again and suk my kok.
Brown just continues to lie and contradict the experts, yet none of the press concentrate on these deceptions – they don’t even report them. Why? What the hell is going on?? Brown’s blatent lies should be headline news every day. I find it hard to believe that Mandelson/Campbell have ALL editors and journalists in their pockets.
Many of us also wonder what on earth is going on.
Do the Conservatives plan a bliekskrieg on the last month or die without a whimper?
The press except for the Gruniard, Independent and Mirror keep pushing this idiot who will ruin us all. The bbc radio is also constantly in our ears on pushing Broon and the Liberal Democrats. Marriage made in Hell?
Only the Mail and Telegraph seem on key but even they are now no longer consistent.
Is there some secret that we do not know about?
Yep, we have a Potemkin Democracy. Just enough is done to keep us from realising we’re slaves.
Not so hard to believe. The BBC got there balls taken away when they said a word against Mr Blair (shadowed by Mr Campbell with the razor)
Just maybe their keeping their powder dry?, Labour appear to have gone off half cocked.
David cameron still isn’t using PMQ’s to address the core issues unimpressed swing voters like me care about.
New Labour takes more of our money than any government in history and has squandered it on pet projects. Dave has to be specific that he will cut back on big government and a wasteful public sector. He has to say he will get rid of the proscriptive parts of the Human Rights Legislation and return to Britons ruled and protected by Britons. dave needs to say he will keep the Brussels legislation he likes and ignore the stuff he doesn’t like France and Germany do.
Give us clear policies of self determination on crime, education, transport, imigration, the economy, NHS and immigration.
Above all, Dave has to communicate effectively that Gordon Brown has driven this country to it’s knees and will never ever return to our past global position of power.
Dave should make more of the fact that Gordon never answers a question and reveal him to be intelectually decietful.
I am not a fan of Dave, but anyone is better than Gordon.
We never had much power since the end of the First World War, if you mean in a super power gun boat sense… however, we did have the rest of the world’s respect and that is what Blair and Brown have destroyed… retrieving that respect is what this election’s about.
After the recent attacks on ashcroft by the labour top brass i filed a complaint with the BBc
my complaint being
constsant bias towards labour in all political broadcasting
especially the ashcroft affair
no mention of Lord Appaul in any broadcast
the giving of air time to top labour party scum to push the ashcroft affair with no defence being given to the tories
i ended by saying that the BBC had out stayed its welcome and should be shut down and sold off !
The reply was : i note that you have concerns regarding political bias in favour of the labour party
and with reference to lord ashcroft
bbc journalists are aware of our commitment to impartial reporting and seek to provide viewers with information to enable viewers to make up their own minds
and to show political reality and provide forums for debate whilst giving full oppertunity for all view points to be heard
the bbc does not seek to denigrate any view nor to promote any view it seeks to identify all significant views and to test them rigorously and fairly on behalf of our audience
amog other evedence audience research indicates widespread confidence in the impartiality of the bbc with regards to non doms it is not always possable or practical to reflect all the different opinions on a subject within individual programmes or reports
our editors are charged that they ensure over a reasonable period they reflect a range of significant views,opinions and trends in subject areas .
acknowledgments etc
They are not doing any of that so stop paying your license fee.
Like gordon, they are serial liars. No doubt their audience research was based entirely upon the opinions of members of the labour party.
A straight copy and paste from the ZanuLiebore manual.
Gordon would just about have been acceptable in the old days of silent radio.
A vote for Labour is a vote for Islam.
We now go over live to Tower Hamlets Council.
What a slap head! They heard that gord has rigged the polls. LOLOLOLOLOL
Order…..ORDER……..
The horrible member for Shitistan East will withdraw the last comment about my wife being an infidel!!!
SILENCE!!………. I KEEEEEEEEL YOU!!!!!!
Order…..ORDER……..
The horrible member for Shitistan East will withdraw the last comment about my wife being an infidel!!!
SILENCE!!………. I KEEEEEEEEL YOU!!!!!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7386900/Islamists-got-voters-out-for-Livingstone.html
‘In one ward, Spitalfields, his vote share rose from 29.6 per cent in 2004 – an election he won – to 68.4 per cent in 2008, a rise of nearly 39 percentage points.’
Interesting!
But Boris still won. Ho ho.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jameskirkup/100029404/gordon-brown-vs-the-armed-forces-hostilities-continue/
It’s impossible not to be impressed by the growing scale of gordon’s lies. At pmq’s today he said in response to cameron’s question about equipment for troops in Afghanistan that he had always given them everything they have ever asked for!!!!
How then does he explain the passage in the recent Coroner’s report into the deaths of those four young soldiers that ‘ the Commander asked for safer vehicles but had been refused on account of the equipment shortages’
The Coroner has ruled their death’s ‘unlawful killing’. gordon is personally responsible for those deaths and the many more that have died in those snatch landrovers or for want of helicopters. But as he shows every time he opens his mouth, he has no conscience and is completely indifferent to the death’s of all those young people.
Nell
Now is the time for a group (and it will be large one) of military officers to call a press conference and announce their thoughts.
I know of a Lt Colonel who thinks Brown is the worst possible PM to have and that if his troops in ‘Stan could get their votes counted,there won’t be a Labour one amongst them.
This man accompanied Brown out there twice and saw at first hand the mendacity of the dreadful man.
Why do you think there’s a news blackout due to be imposed by the government on reporting on the war in Afghanistan.
As for the point about the miltary holding press conference …they can’t ……serving Officers are not allowed to comment publicly on government of the day’s policies or to comment on anything without clearance from MoD.It’s a Court Martial Offence to do so
“ARRSE shouldn’t be affected too drastically. It isn’t an official organ of the MoD, and isn’t subject to anything other than the same restrictions that the free press have. The fact that some of its members are serving members of HMF is irrelevant insofar as the userbase is anonymous (largely) and soldiers have no less right to free speech as anyone else. They are however subject to restrictions on discussing matters on behalf of HMF/Govt/MoD/Political parties and so purdah may come into play for servicemen acting as official spokesmen, but as far as I am aware there are no official announcements made via this site. If the press want to plunder the site for quotes they are free to do so, as nothing is attributable to the MoD and all opinions voiced are entirely that. Given the anonymity of the site the sourcing policies of most reputable news outlets is to cite the source of the source i.e. “soldiers on ARRSE say……”
I thought there was already a news blackout.
nell, you will want to watch PMQs. Gordon replied to questions from Cameron about deficiencies in military resourcing in the ‘Stan by trying to bring in Ashcroft.
DC was furious and really went for Brown for the first time in months, using all his questions on the Military
http://news.bbc.co.uk/democracylive/hi/house_of_commons/newsid_8552000/8552441.stm will be the link, not up yet though
He just keeps making it up as he goes along, quoting figures, statistics and amount spent, and they are different everytime. Is it 200 or 400 new vehicles, is 3,000 or 6,000 bomb detecting kit’s (that’s nearly one per person!)? This is getting beyond a joke, and there is little eveidence of challenge to the validity of the information. Is there someone storing up all the countering to the lies being told day in and day out? Will someone please get the facts and truth into the public domain?
He’s lying?
Actually it is more that he is answering a different question form that which he was asked. Or he has changed the terminology. I wouldn’t trust Gordon Brown to tell me the time of day.
It’s Ashcroft O’clock
GB. Its 28.00 hours and time for bed.
We need an exclusively military personnel opinion poll of all ranks.
You don’t need one just go to
http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums.html
You’ll get the miltary’s view of Brown within a few minutes
Gordon and Mandys Party hate the Military as much as the Armed forces hate him, its down to the Military still using and old fashioned system called meritocracy.
The Military believe it Honesty, Integrity and loyality three values totally at odds with Gordon and Mandys spin and be damned philosophy.
Its no wonder GB and Co do not want to count military voters. Good link.
Very well put Guido.
The country is well and truely fucked. The only saving grace is that interest rates will go 10%+ which is a bonus for us rich bastards !
10% would be great, other than the fact that they’d soon introduce a 90% tax on interest income.
Fine as long as you do not need to spend anything!
Nope I dont
You must work in the public sector or have a public sector pension then plus all those freebies and lots of lovely expenses. One of Gordon’s deciples.
Not necessarily. A 10% interest rate would be good for anyone who’s paid off their mortgage or made enough in the good times to buy their houses outright (it’s called saving and waiting to buy what you can afford when the market’s favourable).
An awful lot of people make do with the 10 y/o car, telly, etc. because they’re not caught up in consumerist madness. There’s even a parable in the Bible about it: The Wise Virgins.
Do any of you REALISTICly think it will be any different under Call me Dave or whatisname from the lib dems?
The only difference we can any of us do, is give them two fingers with a minor party vote, forcing a hung parliament – which means more parliamentary scrutiny, no bullying with a big majority rubber stamping. The possibility of a new real Tory leader, and another election sooner rather than later.
Finally the opinion polls are starting to register this concept.
Nope I don’t think anything will change, but I prefer to be not to be micro managed and manipulated by these labour stooges and have council officials with RIPA powers investigate me for putting the wrong rubbish in the wrong bin, it might sound petty but it just looks to me like Big Brother first tentative steps.
The first tentative steps started in 1997 and have never stopped.
Actually yes I do think it will be different.
I noted on BBC News 24 that the verdict of the coroner i.e. UNLAWFUL KILLING was left out of the news reports right through the evening, until 1:30 pm last night when they thought it safe to report.
Should have been ‘am’
This was not so on Sky or Channel 4 but if this was the case on the BBC it needs to be explained.
a little bitty tear let me down,
‘cos it spoilt my act as a clown,
yes a little bitty tear let me down,
‘cos it spoilt my act as a clown
I will win this election because I have the support of the BBC, Sky News, Channel 4 and the rest of the TV media who will not allow the tories express their views before the election. If they did they would be in deep dodo ha ha ha The rest of the press is WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! I have the right character to lead this country forever – I am the man for the job!
Praise the Glorious Leader in all his wisdom! Curse those criminals who dare to doubt him!
Bad News sells – Labour are full of dithering bad news stories, thats why the BBC, SKY and Channel 4 what them in.
None of this is Gordon’s fault. It’s all the fault of the banks, Lord Ashcroft, the Bullingdon Club.. the problems all started in America… Gordon is our only possible saviour… If Gordon Brown truly believes the bollocks that he is spouting then surely he could be sectioned?
The first question at PMQs was a friendly planted one – about non-doms. The PM then accepted – in the House – that Ashcroft had done nothing wrong in his tax affairs, and had met all obligations that he’d made. (My suspicion is that a backroom deal had been done between Labour and Tories; make a public apology, and we won’t bang on about your lies over this one, or won’t do a similar smear operation on your non-doms.)
But McRuin, having made his apology (of sorts) then promptly forgot and resorted to banging on about it again. No wonder Dave looked incredulous – getting Broon to accept a straightforward truth must be like trying to nail jelly to a ceiling.
My mistake – it was the second question, and Broon just used it as an excuse for another dig. No apology at all – which blows my theory about a back-room deal out of the water.
The comment about nailing jelly to a ceiling stands, though.
I would prefer to nail his head to a cross using a 20 inch nail and then drop the cross and it’s grotty attachment over Afghanistan with a message on his forehead;
“I am the double crosser of Fife,I have lived a terrible life and by God you should see my wife”.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/64291982_147b37bf9f.jpg?v=0
Gordon Brown wouldn’t know ‘truth’ if you wrote it in big letters with a big black marker pen and nailed it to his big fat empty head.
In NuLabours 1997 manifesto it was clear that non dom tax status was to be stopped. Had they fulfilled that pledge there would be nothing to discuss here. As usual they turn this whole thing on its head and blame everyone else for their own failings. Any manifesto written by NuLabour Brown and Co is not worth the paper it is written on and you can take that to the Northern Bank.
No, no they meant to stop non dom status, honest — right up to the first time Gordo met Lord Appall and he offered him the cash.
The problem is not that Brown believes it but that increasingly more and more of the electorate believe it and that they look on track to re-elect Labour for a further 5 years
Sometimes, it’s worse than that.
I don’t doubt that a majority of us posting here have run into the classic “it’s in our DNA” Labour voters recently but the ones who really worry me are people like a mate of mine. He’s a company director (multi-national outfit), mid-40′s, generally capable of thinking and is a politics graduate from one of the more reputable Unis (when there was a difference…).
His attitude ? “Whatever you think, it would be way, way worse under the Tories”.
No rationale, just that under the Tories it would be “way, way worse”. Labour would only make nice, caring cuts – if they made any at all.
The difference ? He grew up at a time after the IMF, the three-day-week, power cuts, uncollected rubbish in the streets and un-buried bodies in the morgue. He only remembers the poll tax riots, the miner’s strike, 15% interest rates and “the Falklands saved Thatcher”.
In the era of debt-fuelled consumerism, soundbytes and celebrity “real lives”, history doesn’t even get a look-in.
And for every one of us out there who remember, there’s one of him, who doesn’t. More to the point, he doesn’t give a shit. He’s OK. For now.
Maybe the old adage is about to prove itself out agin – those that can’t, don’t or won’t remember will be doomed to repeat. Maybe it’s what’s needed but one way or the other, I think this is going to be a close call.
Agreed.
I grew up in the 70′s and remember the complete collapse of British industry under Labour and their union buddies who regarded modernisation and rationalisation as a class attack by the ‘bosses’.
Britain was the sick man of Europe with a crumbling victorian infrastructure, coal mining which claimed dozens of lives annually and caused thousands of painful, premature deaths. Only only the hope of the North Sea with natural gas (previously gas was derived from dirty coking) was to be our salvation.
I was pleased when the coal industry collapsed…we were not only the least productive, strike ridden hole in Europe ,but our polluting smoke stacks caused acid rain over Scandinavia and our nuclear industry polluted the Irish Sea with radioactivity from Windscale.
What was the political background?
1964 – 1970 Labour
1974 – 1979 Labour
70% was under a Labour government
Each generation must relearn from its own experience, and each generation is subject to the deadly siren song of ‘Vote Labour for a perfect world’. What a lie socialism is.
> our polluting smoke stacks caused acid rain over Scandinavia
This was a lie. Look at the wind direction after Chernobyl. It was Communist Europe that was causing this pollution.
This was the first MSM lie that alerted me to their untrustworthiness.
You are joking right ? Should read same old tory. I find your conclusion that brown/blair have been socialist and pandering to unions to be laughable.
Way I remember it was the tories that got the oil bonus. revenues going up sharply in 1979/1980.
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/stats/corporate_tax/table11_11.pdf
The only socialist think this nue liebour have done is set a minimum wage. They’ve continued the tories policies and even added a few like tuition fees. Stop attacking this as socialism. It ain’t. Its tory without the old boy network.
It was the scandinavian pines that polutted our radio active beaches. We loved our mines. It was great going to lots of funerals in the valleys every week.
But the good news is, in a few years there’ll be a generation that associate Labour with massive debt, giving up sovereignty to the EU, stealth tax, etc. etc. Thus ensuring they will be unelectable for decades.
And by then of course, the electorate will have no idea who this ‘Fatcher’ character was.
Comforting thought as we all stare out over the ruin that was once known as Britain
Rule Britstan Britstan rules the airwaves
Well he cant be that much of a politics graduate if he hasn’t studied the immediate pre-Thatcher Years but then again I’m not surprised as my son is a politics graduate and he was continually fed the line “Thatcher =Evil” Tories=Evil” “Daily Mail Readers = Racist/Fascist” “Socialism = Good” “Miners = Salt of the earth” “Labour = Good” by his lecturers and the fact that the Tories under Thacher had wrecked the country and declared war on the working class and could never ever be trusted with power again. Unfortunately a lot of these “Graduates” are now in key postions within the media and civil service etc
A few months ago I heard that a junior Treasury minister requested some information from one of his civil servants. when it was supplied he sent it back with a scrawled note saying it was obviously wrong. The Civil servant sent it back to the minister pointing out that it was correct.
The minister had actually enquired as to rates of Tax under Labour in the 70s as compared to now. The minister simply could not believe that High rate tax on income was 83% and 98% on investment income. After the civil service brought him to his senses he retorted by saying, well that was Labour and we’re New labour. Some people are wilfully ignorant and will ignore the truth even when they are slapped in the face with it!
Brown: “I won’t let you down”
This must rank with:
The cheque is in the post!
I won’t come in your mouth!
A psychiatric report that paved the way for the promotion of Gordon Brown, one of the UK economy’s killers, concluded that he posed a “trivial” risk to the public, The Daily Wail has learnt.
The document, which formed part of the legal case for Brown’s enthronement as Prime Minister under his old identity, said that the danger of him reoffending was “so negligible as to not amount to a serious consideration”.
The assessment, prepared by a leading psychiatrist in 2007 but seen in full for the first time today, said that Brown had made “exceptional psychological progress” and had come to terms with the horrific incompetence he had displayed as Chancellor.
It said that the chances of him being rehabilitated were “very high” but remained “strictly contingent” on a continuing programme of “appropriate support and guidance” and the protection of his public image.
And the Labour Party connived in the offenders crimes.
Prosecution – your witness.
No it’s a true statement. He won’t let us down because he already has.
Referendum on the Lisbon treaty
No more boom and bust.
British jobs for British workers.
I wont let you down.
what is this ‘won’t let us down’ crap?
he’s just trying to show he’s human and cares – well he isn’t and he doesn’t
What was toenails doing on DP comparing Gordon to Churchill ffs. Gordon is not fit to wipe Churchill’s boots.
If you listen properly, I said ‘ I wont let you drown‘
Too late; we’re drowning in your debt, Gordoom.
“Where is Alastair? Is he hiding in No.11?”
- Ken Clarke on BBCN24, on the day the Budget date is announced.
Eva Braun, the wee scots jessie of the Downing Street Bunker says, “With me what you see is what you get…”
That will be a bag of shit, then.
10Lbs of shite in a 5Lb sack at that….
Minus the bag.
I loved Cameron’s fiery performance today. He needs to go for the jugular like that EVERY PMQs.
Does anyone which Labour c/unt it was who shouted “They’re Tories” that made Cameron furious? I’m betting it was that hypocritical tosspot Dennis Skinner.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/7413103/BBC-turned-down-Gordon-Brown-for-Match-of-the-Day-2-appearance.html
What a desperate, pathetic, scheming bastard Brown is. I hate that c,unt more than I’ve hated anything all my life. Look at the photo of the odious creep on here. What a fucking turd:
“The BBC turned down a Downing Street request for Gordon Brown to appear on Match of the Day 2 to discuss England’s bid to host the 2018 World Cup, it has emerged.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/7413103/BBC-turned-down-Gordon-Brown-for-Match-of-the-Day-2-appearance.html
I bet Brown’s nappy turned brown when Cameron became rightly furious at Liebore MP’s disgusting slur.
At 7:02.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8559714.stm
Look at the autistic c/unt’s inappropriate smile at 6:49.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8559714.stm
What a truly rotten man. We have an ogre with a severe personality disorder as prime minister.
At least something’s going right. My dozen-a-day banana diet is working very well.
I do hope Sir John Chilcot, Sir Lawrence Freedman, Sir Roderic Lyne and Baroness Prashar were watching that smirk on Brown’s face and see how amusing the prime minister finds their inquiry.
There now follows a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party
GO ON GORDON MY SON
Gordon Brown declared today that he had the “character” to lead Britain through to economic recovery as he warned that “ideologically-driven” Tory plans for cuts risked tipping it back into recession.
The Prime Minister used a speech to a City audience to set the stage for a May 6 general election, announcing that the Budget would be held in “two weeks’ time” – taking it to March 24.
He insisted that it was not a matter of voters choosing between “policy” and “character”, as the two issues were inextricably linked.
“It is for other people to judge but I believe that character is not about telling people what they want to hear but about telling them what they need to know,” he said.
“It is about having the courage to set out your mission and the courage to take the tough decisions and stick to them without being blown off-course, even when the going is difficult.
“For better or for worse, with me what you see is what you get.”
Not doing it for me Martin. Will not be voting Labour
“”Social mobility down. Youth unemployment up. One in five state-school leavers functionally illiterate.”"
So, success.
NuLieBore have created another tier of supplicants for their state support subsidies. Additionally as these people are functionally illiterate and stupid they will believe the state when it tells them to vote for them as they will be terrified of having to find a real job and work for a living once their subsidies are slashed.
Gordo is an economic genius who hopes to get a Nobel Prize for having invented/created the perpetual government mechanism.
The sooner the little shit is put up against a wall, face forward, and is given a taste of what Nicolae and Elena Ceausescu got, the better.
Many feel trapped by the complex system created by Gordon Brown, which they say discourages them from seeking work or finding a man to help raise their children. According to the think tank Civitas, the proportion of the population receiving benefits has risen from 5% in the 1960s to 29% now.
NOT LITTLE BRITAIN – LABOUR’S BRITAIN
Yeah but no, but yeah but no but it’s the rioght fhing to do innit.
Last year I had a long chat with a Romanian bloke who was there when they stormed the palace. It was a very interesting insight on the revolution over a few beers.
He was describing the night when they went for it and at one point he said to me,
” You just can not imagine the feeling, all those years of frustration, of being downtrodden, of being lied to and shit upon and the feeling that you could do nothing and all of the sudden you can do something”
I know exactly how he felt. I am looking forward to Browns Ceausescu moment.
I is ilitrte an i can funcshun
So, given all of that dave thrashed him did he?
Cameron was understandably upset by a partisan statement made by Skinner and Co. The point here is Brown made light of it and then thrust Ashcroft into the equation when a serious question about soldiers who died fighting for this country was made. Brown I expect will live to regret this.
what did skinner say?
I believe he referred to them as being Tory Stooges.
Eva Braun the wee scots jessie of the Downing Street Bunker said today,” With me what you see is what you get…”
That will be a bag of shit, then.
We need shot of this bastard.
This is from a letter from a co-religionist of yours, Guido – Desmond Morton, writing on October 18, 1956 to RW Thompson;
“Later I must attend a meeting of excitable Roman Catholics who seem to want to emulate Guido Fawkes. Not that a successful coup of this kind, directed at the Commons this time, instead of the Lords, might not have its advantages; but if anyone is to try such extreme methods, surely it had better be the Communists”.
Tony
I’m still down this bloody well. Its cold and wet im starving and i’ve been down here for centuries! will someone please tell me when that wanker Brown has pissed off and that its safe to come out.
PS If you see Iminnadinnerjacket tell him to piss off too!
Brown continues on the same track that spending is up on everything as if this was some clever trick that only he could perform, send him out to do the weekly shopping and he would return flushed with success and announce he had managed to blow the whole household budget even quicker than the week before, but what have you bought with it (got to show for it) Gordon?, classic Bi-polar behaviour.
With the cost of energy I have bi-polar too. *uckin South Pole in my living room, and *uckin North Pole in my bedroom.
And Madelsons pole up your chuff.
Change your energy supplier to: Global Warming inc. gov. bbc met office. uni east anglia. ac.
I have invented a fan that while you sleep and exhale it will revolve and power your home all the next day.
Heartening news, no need to replace any nuclear or coal fired power stations then after all, they could call it the Acme Monbiot, but I can see a basic design fault…… when the shit hits the fan.
And what with all the hot dry summers, we have the Somme in the front garden and Paschendale in the back.
Breaking News – some knackered out 80s TV star has died of a drug overdose. So much for health and safety. Why don’t they read what it says on the label?
Good
here’s one for the boys
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23813863-tory-mp-tables-bill-to-scale-down-hardcore-lingerie-posters-on-londons-buses.do
Personally I like to see a bit of silk and tit as I go about my daily business.
How on earth can a child be corrupted by seeing a pair of breasts. Let them walk around Florence there are plenty on display there plus quite a load of cocks and bollocks.
MPs could earn a lot of kudos by laughing the whole way though Mad Nads “bill”.
no they could’nt you fucking MP.
9mm kudos
Nadine Dorries has a lot of guts standing up for decency after her own dissingenuous and openly deceitful behaviour. Don’t talk to anyone about morals until you have some yourself ms Dorries.
Nice to know somebody has got a grip on reality given our serious economic situation.
We had this a couple of years ago where i live with billboards because it offended the muslims !
the local council agreed and had them removed !
i’d have been out with Rustler and a pot of paste
Brown is fucking mental, there is no doubt the man is in need of major psychiatric help. What planet is he on? The country is so far down the toilet it’s past the u-bend! The man makes Walter Mitty a realist. “I won’t let you down” Fucking hell! Quick someone, anyone get the fuckin men in white coats around to no.10 before it’s too late. (for us, not him) that is!
“I won’t let you down.”
I would like to shout this to the C*nt when I am holding the end of the rope that is keeping his toes 6 inches off the ground.
Fuck off and have a few more kids,its only your dad
hey guys it’ll be okay
we’ve got Brown telling us he won’t let us down and
Richard Bacon on radio 5 looking for Osama Bin Laden
that’s a relief
my bin laden is chipped
THE BULLY’S CHARTER
Next time I bully anyone, they’ll just have to accept that I am impatient and strong-willed.
Fu*k me it’s in the Brown genes!
Comedian Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown ‘punched woman in car park dispute’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/7413813/Comedian-Roy-Chubby-Brown-punched-woman-in-car-park-dispute.html
It’s chubby brown.its what he does, a special north eastern pass time,yup yit
Coming to a town near you if you riot about the economic mess the EU is in…
Foreign storm troopers who’ll have less qualms than native police and troops about “cutting you down”.
http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2010/03/armed-enforcers-of-fascist-european.html
This will end VERY badly.
For them, I’ll put my money on any inner city area or council estate in this country to see off an EU force.
tinfoil shit,heard it all befor on prison planet shit
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99 red ballons
CAMERON IS ON MY SHOW TODAY @ 5PM
Why isn’t any news outlet covering this??????
Well David is an expert in the removal of Flora and Fauna
by other people paid for by you !
Lies Damn Lies Statistics and Gordon Brown. He has had a bumper couple of weeks for lies he is convinced he funded the military infact he is sure that they all have jet packs and bio suits- -Mandy shows him Transformers II and tells him its us. He is also writing a novel of the unemployment figures, if you take the figures of those on job seekers which the govt uses about 2 million and add it to the real figure of the Economically Inactive of work age about 7 million then you get a figure of about 9/10 million people in this country unemployed and sucking on the teat of the welfare state. Uk Plc is broke
Yes agree – all that you say is true but still the Tories cant see the open goal.
They are just not up to it. Pity.
Dear Sir/Madam,
My name is Mr.Tony Anthony I am compelled to contact you as result of a lifetime business relationship I wished to establish with your honorable self. I am a God fearing gentleman of the confidence that God will certainly create an enabling environment in our midst through which his name will be glorified,Am International Remittance Manager International commercial Bank Of Ghana, Am contacting you based on ($17.850 million) Seventeen Million Eight hundred and Fifty thousand dollars that belong to our former Minister Of Finance and Economic Planning Hon Kwadwo Baah-Wiredu under Ex president John Agyekum Kuffour.
The Honorable Former Minister approach me to transfer the money to any of our affiliated bank which he did not want Ghana Government to know that the money belong to him and he told me to find a trustworthy and dependable person who can handle this money for him.Before his sudden death in South African hospital on 25th sep 2008.
Now i have succeeded to lodge the money in Escrow Account of Our Bank,and also finished all the plan to transfer the money out of Ghana to one of our Affiliated Bank in London. I will use my power as Remittance manager to transfer the fund to our Affiliated Bank in London,Meanwhile you are entitle to 30% after the fund after the fund might transfer from our affiliated bank in London to any of your designation bank account,
I only needed a trustworthy and Honest person who will handle this money with truth in whom i will use his information to transfer the money to London and what you will do is to wait because the Affiliated bank in London will contact you with your contact information as soon as the money hit their bank in London and you will instruct them to transfer the money to your account in Your Country.Am seriously counting on you to help me.Please get back to me via my private email address tanthonyaudit@yahoo.cn Tel:+233 243 881 547
Thanks
Tony Anthony
Dear Tony.
I am only too happy to do this for you. Please deposit £2000 in our proceedures account to cover the costs of administration and legal fees. I will then process your request.
Best Regards
G Browner
I very happy to vouch for Mr Tony Anthony..he find himself in same position as me when I looked after affairs of past president’s niece’s aunt who at very good age of 120 pegged out before she could transfer her life savings of 2.3billion dollars. mr Tony very helpful and found a very trustworthy gentleman in england mr Gormless Brown who is still holding money for me.
The only PM to be assasinated was a fairly good man called Spencer Perceval. A man named John Bellingham had a grievence with the government and shot him in the lobby of the house of commons. Millions have a grievence with Brown.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spencer_Perceval
I would love to help you Tony and the Ghanaian people. I will give you access to the United Kingdoms bank accounts straight away.
Yours Sincerely
Gordon Brown PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7539816.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3478635.stm
all on your watch sunshine
“You must judge me on the economy”
It’s crucifixion for you then sonny.