This Is What a Feminist Looks Like
Sticking with the International Women’s Day theme, Guido had to chuckle when he saw that Jo Swinson, the chairman of the Liberal Democrat’s “Real Women” campaign, will be chairing a panel of feminists today. The Campaign for Body Confidence will look into “combating body image pressure felt by women and girls today.” Funny Ms. Swinson doesn’t quite practice what she preaches. Was it body image pressure that led her to claim a £27.94 receipt from Boots, including £5 for eyeliner, a £5 lip liner and £12 for “R&M Eye Kit” on her expenses? Not forgetting the electric toothbrush and hair-dryer. The Fees Office drew the line at the £19.10 tooth flosser.
slut
Hi guys, Dave here, see my manifesto on ebay
we’re here to help
Can she spare face pack for Harslug? Then again, be equal and buy all the ugly parliamentary birds one! Oh, and Mandelslug.
That’s a pretty good manifesto (relative to the others).
Isn’t it a tad over-priced at £1, though?
How about 5p? Which, incidentally, is about £1.5 trillion more than the UK will own should socialist fuckwits Camoron or Brown win in 2010.
She has too many clothes on.
I’ve never looked at her mantlepiece before.
I didn’t know she had one! she can be in my next oscar winning movie!!
She looks alright to me, I would.
I wouldn’t, carry on then
This may not be the MOST PC comment on the blog
but if I was really pissed on Wife Beater
I would bang this bird.
I’ve never voted Liberal before, but I’d shag her up the █████! (redacted for my own good)
I love feminists, especially if they swallow
Surely you mean “I like smothering fake blonde secretaries with my 30 stone of taxpayer funded blubber who then describe the act of ████ing them on taxpayer’s time in a tabloid as ‘a wardrobe falling on me with the key sticking out’ while Pauline tears herself apart between the principle of divorcing the cheating ████ or continuing her self-indulgent, hypocritical troughing on behalf of the taxpayer?”
lovely.
Eh, solong as ‘e keeps me in ‘t leopard-skin linen ‘e’s alreet ba mee like eh, eh’
That’s Tony Blair, that is
She’s a very naughty girl, I shall have to give her a good tongue-lashing, oh yer bugger eh?
She is a selective slut, being Fib Dum she will only bend over for labour!
Why are so many left-women called “Jo”? (Count them, there are lots.)
Any claims lodged for waxing strips, Brazilians, or the rather mysterious “anal bleaching” so popular now in Hollywood as per what Bruno undergoes?
“anal bleaching”
I’m not sure I want to know, but what the hell is that?
It’s when Lord Mandy goes to bed with a Chinaman
De-rusting the sheriffs badge.
A wire brush is just as effective, if somewhat eye-watering
Brown eyes are so pas·sé
Probably requires a professional application, using Domestos thick household bleach may not produce the required effect. Can you do this using a laser, “afterwards you can see the light shining out of your A**se” would be nice!
The 80% miss, 20% hit “Bruno” opened my eyes to this novel beauty treatment.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=anal%20bleaching
Who wants a blonde arsehole
That’s what I said then I met Boris
I have always found that a Qtip and a bottle of Domestos gets the job done
“Balls, I won’t warn you again! When you’ve finished bleaching your ring please have the decency to wipe the bleach off! It stings like buggery and if you do it again I’ll kick your sorry arse from here to Fife!”
“Yes Oh Greatest Financial Genius of all time, by your command!”
It’s not her fault. There’s so few of them the next choice for the role would be Mark Oaten.
Still, even that would be better than Crazy Horse Beckett’s twin sister, Theresa May.
Whats good for the Goose . . . . . .
…fresh vegetables and a nice glass of wine?
Perhaps she wanted them as exhibits to demonstrate the sort of items women are bullied into buying? Or claiming for!
She claimed for the electric what on expenses. Are you sure it was an electric toothbrush?
No it was a large black dildo with an anal intruder attachment but oviously to save all round embarassment it was cliamed as a toothbrush on the advice of the Fee’s Office.
Lfuk me Guido.
Haven’t posted for weeks, (too stoned to bother, although I come and read) and I’m modded!
An ex girlfriend used to work in the theatre.
She was at a party once when my, and probably many of us here, ex teenage fantasy, a leather wearing chick in a series with a bowler hatted guy was spotted, blind drunk with an eletric toothbrush in her knickers.
Was that the early incarnation of the leather wearing chick?
My favourite Parkinson moment was when, asked by Parky what she liked best, she replied ‘Biting little girls bums’.
Ah – the real Diana, princess of hearts!
In an ever changing, sometimes frighteningly mad paced world, the hypocrisy of the holier than thou Lib Tard can always be relied upon.
…speaking of such, where is Chris Huhne?
This from the party funded by the Belizean Meyer Lansky?
All this womans day bollox must upset trans-gender patients, you know like the ones who cry when they find out school uniforms are only done in 2 types.
That’s a two cock gob if ever i saw one, or at least one cock and a set of balls.
I have my finger on the pulse when it comes to feminism.
I’m a modern man, me.
Speak for yourself.
I could barely get my bellend in there last night
Shoulders like a Rugby forward. Get her on the England team.
She’s the token woman…
Or rather the missing member of the Spice Girls band surely …
Its international womens day..
I love women so much that I am a knob rider…
latest liebour cabinet meeting.
PLEASE PLEASE, DON’T VOTE LIEBOUR.
NONE OF US WANT BRUINBOLLOX
I say…..ding dong!
£19.10 for a tooth flosser, wonder what was stuck between her teeth?
She’ll get no action from fellow Lib-Dums. They’re either gay-coprophiles or alkies.
How illiberal of you AC1 – they can be all 3. You fascist!
So unlike Sweet William and Dwarf Duncan.
She looks exactly like the barmaid in my local…
Hello boys.
If it looks like a barmaid, talks like a barmaid, makes herself up like a barmaid and walks like a barmaid…
Then in alll probability she IS a bramaid…
Last ‘ordeurs’ please
a £27.94 receipt from Boots, including £5 for eyeliner, a £5 lip liner and £12 for “R&M Eye Kit” on her expenses? Not forgetting the electric toothbrush and hair-dryer.
Money well spent though.
…because she’s worth it.
http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00163/eastereggs_163502s.jpg
Ruby & Millie Eye Kit, do you know nothing about must-have makeup essentials?
But of course…
One would, wouldn’t one.
Ahem.
:blush:
Grow a beard under each arm-pit like me, we need more ladymen and women in sensible shoes to
ruinRUN companysfellasI mean GIRLS!That’ll be the receipt with Rampant Rabit Tippex-ed out & dental floss written in.
Limp dims, consistently taking hypocrisy to new levels !
Totty? You really are misguided!!!
Of course some parties can afford to forego expenses due to the funding of the Cali Cartel – oh sorry, they won’t pay for duck houses and wisteria pruning?
No word on the Icelandics shafting your pizza boys, Guy Fucker?
Shhhhhh ….Be Quiet.
liebour continue to support venables
jamie bulger was murdered by him and another. they place the rights of the criminal above that of the family of young jamie.
lets all hope some politicians kids soon are violently murdered, when and only when it happens to these elite arseholes will they understand how ordinary people feel.
jamie bulger regretably died in vain and his family continue to suffer while the state continues to pay for venables lifestyle.
liebour continue to support venables
jamie bulger was murdered by him and another. they place the rights of the criminal above that of the family of young jamie.
lets all hope some politicians kids soon are violently murdered, when and only when it happens to these elite arseholes will they understand how ordinary people feel.
jamie bulger regretably died in vain and his family continue to suffer while the state continues to pay for venables lifestyle.
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Martin, you’re saying you hope that Children die.
I think he particularly means Labour ones actually, we all know Martin Day very well here, he works for a well known Labour website, but occasionally he goes off message and Darth Mandelson has to stuff his blow-hole with a light sabre. – Stick around Roman, I think you’ll really like it here.
Talking of Feminists – here’s a girls whose coil seems to have fallen out of her arse, and she’s up the duff (clues: giant gut + machine gun wedding). The groom looks up for a bit of wife-beating.
http://i49.tinypic.com/rc28v5.jpg
That is a picture just waiting a caption.
On his recent visit to Afghanistan, Gordon Brown insists our troops re-enact Operation ‘Panther’s Claw’ using Geoff Hoon and Patricia Hewitt.
‘ooh ya basteurd this is gonna hurt’..
I can see that soldiers training is working- he’s nearly got the right idea
I’d sooner have her in bed with no clothes on than Guido in his best suit.
Please dont’ forget about my Moon Cups….
“The Fees Office drew the line at the £19.10 tooth flosser.”
it’s what women want!
Is this wimmin Lord Rennard’s secret weapon by any chance ?
Was her NuLabour opponent in East Dunbartonshire another member of the Glasgow Labout Mafia ?
How did a kid like this get elected ?
Two swallows don’t make a Summer, but they will make a lady MP, no what I mean nudge nudge????
Gordon Brown is suffering from Kabul Tunnel Syndrome.
The first symptoms of KTS may appear to be a clenched or clunking fist.
Sometimes the fist shakes uncontrollably, especially under questioning.
The sufferer may also experience problems holding onto things like popularity or power. Furthermore the patient may often drop things, such as all women shortlists or “the ball”, repeatedly.
An inability to stop hand shaking, with soldiers or President Obama can make the sufferer appear visibly foolish, but generally their coordination and motor skills remain unaffected. For example a person can still pass a buck or spin a story or throw a mobile phone some distance.
Some speculate that Kabul Tunnel Syndrome is provoked by repetitive jacking and manipulating activities and that the exposure can be cumulative. It has also been stated that symptoms are commonly exacerbated by forceful and repeated use of the hand and wrists in pen stabbing gestures or night time actions, or the repetitive using of phrases like “It started in America” “The right thing to do” or “Tory cuts, Labour investment”.
A full review of this and all the other medical conditions that Mr Brown is thought to be suffering from is currently being undertaken by the Prime Ministers personal physician, Dr Morell and a full report is expected to be available in paperback immediately after the election.
Dr Will Quango
Berkley Institute for paranoia studies
California
Ca 90210
In short, he’s fucked up!
Do Gordo and Mandy claim their make-up on expenses to?
It’s pretty frightening to think that if we have a hung Parliament Britiain’s future may be decided by Limp Dem barmaids like this….and assorted gays and alkis…
You horrible misogynist lot, typing furiously with one hand no doubt (judging by the quality of language being used).
Polanski???
Still after underage girls ??!
‘you horrible misogynist lot, typing furiously with one hand no doubt (judging by the quality of language being used)’
Does typing with one-hand make our language more colourful?
Speaking of claiming for feminine products, did the public ever find out where the right honourable Fill Woolarse stuck the tampons they bought him?
The Court of Public Opinion decided that they went where they were intended to go…
Minister of Immigration or Immerging some such thing ??!!
Cat toys….recommended with a length of knicker elastic. Hours of feline fun.
You have given this kid her 15 minutes of fame Guido
Can we move on to other things please…
Like which barmaids are going to be running the country in 3 months time…
O/T but very interesting..
Denis MacShane quits Total Politics over Nick Griffin interview
So McShane was another acolyte of Lord Ashcroft then ??!!
Taking money/expenses from Ashcroft as well ??!
“I’m going to approach the interview in exactly the same way as I would with any other politician”
-Provided you don’t get hounded by MSM for daring to interview the party that shall not be named
air brain needs hair trigger
IS THERE AN INTERNATIONAL MENS DAY?
we must have equality.but only if it suits!
Self -Harmen said fuck off no mens day.
is that the same Ms Swinson who disappeared to Malawi , at taxpayers’ expense, to investigate corruption – just as the expenses shit was hitting the fan at Westminster ?
Compassionate Conservatism in action
Free flying lessons for all immigrants, no equipment needed.
Please meet on the 15th floor of Red Road flats, Glasgow.
We’ll give you the push you need.
The Labour councils that dominated post-war local government in many British cities built large council estates and innumerable high-rise developments. Housing programmes introduced with idealistic intentions degenerated over time into huge failures. Many cities remain scarred by the legacy of post-war housing policy.
Labour housing policy
Please be honest
This tart Jo Swinson looks so much like Jacqui SIXbellies before she got
addicted to claiming for all and everything on her expenses.
You have been warned Ms.Swinson,you too could be one big fat bastard just like Jacqui if you keep up the Troughing.Give the Peckham Kebabs a wide birth or you will get a wide girth just like Jacqui.
Internet is a great thing, especially coming up to an election. Nice to have it reinforced what women are to the Conservative party. THere are veins of it running through Tory policy, but this page is a great reference for people really looking to find out who to vote for.
You did know that women have the vote? Quite a lot of votes really.
So you all sit there, slapping each other on the back, with your jokes about barmaids, and two cock gobs, and tag your postswith ‘totty’- safe in the knowledge that you are doing us all a service, by showing us loud and proud-what your party thinks of half the electorate. Thanks again Guido.
You are obviously deeply flawed and trying….
What makes you think we’re Tories, and she has got a two cock gob.
Keep going boys….more comments. You do yourself so many favours. I wonder why that lead keeps getting smaller and smaller.
Oh yeah, i forgot that this blog has influence over the entire voting public.
Twat!
Says the Labourlist contributor.
You’d do a lot more for the rights and dignity of women if you raised issues such as arranged marriage, honour killings, genital mutilation and the general lack of respect for women in certain of the ‘cultures’ that make up the New Labour multi-culti nightmare.
Criticising the puerile comments to be found here is futile – the fact that the subject of the bile is female merely changes the focus of that bile, not its vehemence.
The majority of the commenters on here despise Cameron’s Tory Lite party – but we all despise Brown and his gang of irresponsible fools more, and see feminism as utterly irrelevant, personified as it is by Harriet Hatesmen.
P.S. You won’t find me joining the commenters against Ms Swinson – although I do think that claiming for makeup on expenses is a little unethical, I have to admit to never having heard of her before today. My preferred LibDem totty would be the very, very cute Sarah Teather.
[...] Party in their eternal quest to find out what attracts the female vote. Take a look at this, from the post tagged ‘totty’ to the comments, which apparently are not worth challenging…. It’s a gift for those of us, who are trying to decide who to vote for. An absolute gift. [...]
Dun eye lark farn?
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/coreycameltoe/cameltoe.jpg
mi farn. yooz nid edjumacatin in da wayz uv culcha- yoov wart muggafhookerz ar shart.
When is International Men’s Day?
Stupid Slut Whore.
Get back in the kitchen where you belong.
Yes I agree. There must be occassional visits to Tesco or some other Supermarket though.
Only feminists that I ever met that practiced what they preached were Lesbians! The rest were Hypocrits!
Oh god no, ‘concrete pump’, I didn’t mean to suggest that you had any influence. God knows the way the Tory margin is slipping away, the one thing that is clear is that you, and your party appear to be completely out of touch. No, I was thanking you for having an internet page which so clearly showed the mentality of your party, to women, at a time when the party this blog supports is trying so desperately to hide this mentality.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to confuse you.
Carry on.
104- You seem to to be one of those insufferable pc fascists .
Unless you are a complete moron ,I would advise you to keep clear of this blog.
If you continue to read from it you will become very upset because the comments
to date have been quite mild.
If you decide to stay,please spare us from your tedious criticism.Better still ,drop dead.
Many women looking at her will think
1 shes a bigger chest than me – bitch
2 shes firmer boobs than me – bitch
3 what should i pay for her eyeliner – will she pay for mine – bitch
At least your name is honest unlike the rest of you
She’s fat and ugly and a leftie. No wonder she hangs out with ‘girls’.
…I don’t mind her doing that, BUT I do mind her expecting me to pick up the tab!
With feminists like her and Harperson, I’m minded of the old phrase, “Solution looking for a problem..”
Just received a Labour election leaflet through the door.
I was shocked and appalled to see that the Tories are “climate change sceptics against the building of more windmills”.
Can this possibly be true?
Bernard Ingham doesn’t like windmills – does that count?
Don Bernard Quixote?
If only
She’s just signed on with my parliamentary escort agency. As a special introductory offer she’ll do a two girl with Caroline Flint at no extra cost. Fisting will only be available if they can get KY jelly past the fees office, it should be OK, Jeremy Thorpe never had a problem.
She can floss ma toot any time
Possibly your most desperate post yet. You’ll need to raise your game if you don’t want Pickles on your back.
What a nice looking girl. She can take me down the polling booth on election day, going to mark her box.
Har(Chair)person is the sole reason I hate feminism!
The sooner the real (Tory) women get Har(Chair)person booted out of Whitehall, the better.
Bring back Maggie!
So when is men’s day then? Why are the feminists being sexist and discriminating against us? Is it coz they’s Lesbos?
For god’s sake! DO WE NEED THESE PEOPLE?!
Seem to do sod all the whole day except rack up tax-payer-funded expenses!
Suck my dick bitch. Anyone who is lib dem is disempowered
Is she ‘liberal’?
How was eyeliner necessary to her work as an MP?
That Andy Burnham has a lot to answer for.
I’ve heard bad things about blogs such as these, so I tend to avoid them, however I am only flesh and blood and couldn’t resist the tags of sleaze and totty.
I am mildly disappointed.
Er, except that expenses story wasn’t actually true (well not the insinuation that you seem to have fallen for):
http://libcync.blogspot.com/2010/03/guido-follows-tune-of-dead-tree-press.html
Serious Low point for Guido here… btw being a feminist doesn’t mean you can’t put on make up. You have a very narrow definition of feminism going on… but what does one expect from the Catholics, a fine bunch of misogynists…
Er – I think the point was that she is a thief.
Pretty much.