March 8th, 2010

Guy News : Lord Paul’s Pension Steel

This week’s Guy News interviewed Sam Dunkerley, a pensioner who worked at an engineering firm taken over by Gordon’s non-domiciled financial backer, Lord Swraj Paul. Emily reports on what happened to the firm’s pension fund and how bitter Mr Dunkerley feels about Lord Paul’s donations to the Labour Party: “Lord Paul has been bank-rolling the Labour Party with our money”.

TB reports on the ermine vermin problem at the Lords and we go inside Steve Hilton’s Zen Space. We also have an official declaration from Lord Evil, the non-domiciled backer of Guy News, stating his clear and transparent financial position. Enjoy.


419 Comments

  1. 1
    Captain Black says:

    It’s the right thing to do.

    • 3
      David Cameron says:

      You know someones going to lose out when Mothers Day is on the same day as Steak and Blow Job Day.

      Look I’m a shit politician but seond to none as a stand up comedian

    • 39
      john in cheshire says:

      Ermine vermin. Good epithet. Hope it sticks, till all the unelected shit is flushed down the toilet.

      • 103
        This Site Is Cool As Fuck! says:

        4 brief points on this weeks offering:
        1) thank fuck you’ve invested in a microphone. Now you have only got to invest in a dictionary and you will be in business.
        2)The Labour lord is scum who has stolen the pensions of workers and therefore he has no place in the Labour party. If I see him in the street I will spit in the thieving c’unts face. Oh, and by receiving this stolen loot Gordon Brown has received stolen money and should be arrested and charged with theft. Gordon Brown also has no place in the Labour party after stealing money from workers. Just as well Nick Clegg has publicly slit Brown’s throat by stating he will refuse to work with Labour if Brown is still their leader should there be a hung parliament. And as an added bonus Clegg has simultaneously slit Ed Balls throat because if he can’t work with Brown then he obviously can’t work with Balls, Brown chief thug either. Game over Balls you sweaty rapist.
        3)If Emily Nomates wants to relax I will give her a massage. An internal one.
        4)Never mind Hilton’s zen bullshit, the c’unt wants to pull his finger out of his arsehole, stop smoking crack and superskunk and start doing the job he is being so vastly over paid to do. Side question: is Hilton a Labour fifth columnist? There is no other explanation is there? The useless fucking cripple.
        5)Ashcroft is a liar who has deceived the Queen and gained a peerage under false pretences. The lying wanker should be strung up from Tower Bridge.
        I know that’s five points but I’m feeling generous.

        • 108
          Thick as a plank says:

          Hi tat how’s the blog going?

          • This Site is Fucking Magic! says:

            I am a new poster. I have only been here a couple of weeks.
            Please tell me who is this person you have mistaken me for?

          • the cowardly liar tat who dare not squeak his name says:

            fuck off thick as thieves. everyone knows it’s you
            you really are a delusional moron. how the imaginary blog twat ?

          • Innit says:

            fuck off deadbeat and buy yourself a sense of humour you miserable c’unt.
            If people wanted to hear miserable boring fucks like you moaning all the time they could go round your house and fuck your wife.

          • thick~arse~thief says:

            Ha ha ha ha !

            the stupid cu’nt tat just revealed himself and proved what a liar he is
            yet again

          • TaT Wins Every Time says:

            Change the record, you are boring the reader with your repetitive and boring posts.
            Thanks.

          • AC1 says:

            TaT’s a complete loser.

        • 109
          Nitpicker says:

          That’s five points, and one of them wasn’t very brief.

          • Emily NoMates is Fucking Magic! says:

            Well if you are going to fucking moan about it I will not be so generous next time.
            If Emily Nomates is reading this thread if she offers a couple of dates when she is available and if my diary is free we can hook up and do the internal massage thing.
            No charge.

          • Mike Robe says:

            If it’s not brief, it’s a splurge not a point, ok? As the picker said.

          • Where the Fuck Did All The Wifebeaters come from? This is Women's Day FFS! says:

            And that is what blogging is all about you retard.
            Fucking hell, you just don’t get it, do you.

          • emily nomates says:

            No Mate!

            International Women’s Day an’ all that

          • New Reader, Honest! says:

            And that is the reason the Tories will lose the general elecition Emily.
            You just don’t get it, you know, the recession and all that.
            The Tories are too rich to experience the recession like most of us because we are not all in it together, you see the Tories they are not in the same boat as most working people in this country who are paddling like fuck to keep ahead of the economic storm and chopping waves that are overlapping the boat. While working people are schlepping like fuck throwing buckets of sea water out of the boat before it sinks
            the Tories and Gideon Osborne are sitting pretty on a big yacht sniffing cocaine fucking whores and begging money from Russian villains.
            And by the way Emily, the offer of that massage has been withdrawn.
            You have blown it love.
            Better luck next time. I was doing you a favour aswell.
            You ungrateful tory. Typical.

          • thick as a plank says:

            change the record tat

          • BULLYBOY BIFFA BROWN says:

            Tat you shit bag sad lonley wanker
            do you really think Emily No Mates would even pass the time of day with an internet perv like yourself ?
            i mean not so long ago you were warned off making imoral sexual suggestions to old Nell the granny from the fen’s you really do need treatment you sad loser !

    • 280
      Down with Brown! says:

      Lord Pa*l did a Maxwell and raided the pension fund. So did Gordon Brown.

      • 348
        Gordon Brown the banker's friend says:

        I had to f*ck your pension to help the poor multinationals based in the UK whose profits mainly came from overseas. Withdrawing ACT was a big help to them.

        It was the right thing to do, it was the responsible thing to do!

        • 395
          AC1 says:

          So those profits were earned ABROAD, then why should Britain tax them?

          Must be socialist logik, someone has some money let’s thieve it.

        • 417
          The Sleeper says:

          What the fuck are you on about?

          Is that what somebody told you in the pub?

          At least try to get a smidgeon of understanding of such matters before you post bollox..idiot.

  2. 2
    Throbber says:

    As predicted the Labour Non Doms are much worse than Ashcroft.
    Both morally and probably legally.
    Hence all the noise directed at him to deflect attention away.
    Nothing is as it seems with the evil labour party.

    • 8
      AndrewSouthLondon says:

      The BBC can see only Ashcroft. For reasons science cannot yet explain, Labour non-doms possess the power of invisibility. Remarkable.

      • 161
        Hang The Bastards says:

        Complain to the BBC ! Then put in a FOI request to see how many have & that they have done fuck all about it.

        • 334
          Willi Windbeutel says:

          Better still, don’t send them £142.50 like a good little cretin. Are we sheep or whaaaaat?

          • rick says:

            This is the soundest advice. Don’t complain – just don’t pay. Anyone who still pays that bunch of gangsters deserves all they get.

    • 19
      Tony & Cherie Blair-Bollinger says:

      Hi there,

      We just popped in to say we are probably the richest Labour non-dom thingys and we’re ‘lovin it’.

      Anyone got any tips on how to stop our chubby daughter eating everything in sight, she’s just troughed the flying lady of Cherie’s Rolls.

      Anyhow, fuck off.

      • 45
        john in cheshire says:

        Dear Tony and Cherry, Please keep feeding the brats. When the revolution comes, the main entertainment will be making you watch as they roasted and served to the labour party traitors as hors d’oeuvres. prior to the grand guillotine.

      • 54
        Dack Blog says:

        Lock her in behind your planning permission-free tennis court fence with bread and water.

        We’ll be at the gate eating cake.

    • 22
      backwoodsman says:

      My goodness, when the Grauniad & the bbc find out these facts, I expect they will report them as prominently and assiduously, as they have the Ashcroft story !!

  3. 4
    Just another routine billionaire says:

    Emily, my love, be mine!

  4. 5
    Not one of Thatchers Children says:

    Count yourself fucking lucky your getting a pension.

    Why should anybody under the age of 40 bank roll an ageing majority who refuse to do the decent thing and die before the age of 75.

    The pension was never set up so people could sponge off the general population for 30 years despite being as fit as a fiddle.

    And don’t get me started on Coppers and Firemen, the lazy cnuts…..

  5. 6
    Martin Day BBC political correspondent says:

    I am appalled on a daily basis at the prospect that there might not be a #torymeltdown and the country will be ruled by Old Etonians

  6. 10
    thick as thieves says:

    David Cameron suffered the ultimate indignity last night when Madame Tussaud’s decided he was too uncharismatic to be immortalised in wax. The snub leaves him as the first leader of a main political party without an image on display in the 125-year history of the London attraction.

  7. 16
    Martin Day says:

    Blame David Cameron

    • 29
      Martin Day says:

      I mean Thatcher of course. Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, Out, Out, Out!

      • 46
        Round the Bend Brown says:

        Union man on Sky earlier that it was Maggie who granted civil servants the beneficial rights that NuLabia are revoking. If it’s Brown, flush it down

        • 78
          Martian Day says:

          hahahahahaha you couldn’t make it up what planet do they think they are on!

      • 215
        I used to blog the guardian but i'm ok now says:

        come on Frank, we understand

        it is you isn’t it Frank?

  8. 17
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    The fact that Armstrongs are owned by foreign interests is depressing. Remember them? Do I also remember a union leader called Brother “Lord” Ted Hill saying that ‘he wasn’t interested in the shipbuilding industry, only his member’s paypackets’. Well, Ted, how many shipbuilding paypackets are there now in Smith’s Dock, Middlesbro, Tyneside/South Shields, or just about anywhere else except yards doing high tech Navy stuff. Well done! Foresight par excellence! Give that man a peerage, a fat salary and pension. Sod the shipbuilding workers and the country.

  9. 18
    The Dirty Rat says:

    Is that gurning, spineless c*nt back yet from his day trip/photo opportunity in Afghanistan.

    I hope he’s keeping an eye (the eye) on the inquest at Trowbridge, perhaps he would like to comment on the evidence so far and in particular the evidence given today.

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article7054128.ece

  10. 20
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Who ever you are at 5.01

    Blame Labour’s soviet-inclined union dinosaurs. Hooray for Red Robbo. Hmmmmm Jack Jones. Next?

  11. 21
    Thick as a plank says:

    “Lord Paul has been bank-rolling the Labour Party with our money”.

    Same as Maxwell.

    Labour’s corrupt list of thieves through the years just keeps going.

    • 268
      The toiling masses says:

      In the morning today, around 10, the Lord Paul, accompanied by a group of NRI industrialists operating in the UK and other European countries and the state Industrial Development Corporation officials, drove down to Singur from Kolkata to be present at the bhumi puja ceremony of the proposed Caparo industries plant. A large contingent of CRPF personnel and the state police was escorting the business team.

      On reaching the project site, they faced black flag protests organised by local people, comprising mostly women and children. They were protesting against the use of the farm lands at Singur for industries. The police, however, swung into action and forced the demonstrating people to leave the place. Afterwards, under police protection, the Lord Paul could perform the puja.

  12. 23
    Don't Look Back says:

    Emily no-mates has lost her charm now that she has mates and is just, “Emily”.

    She’s on the slippery slope to Jordanification (huge rubber jugs, square plastic fingernails, dark brown leather skin, and giant muff warts).

  13. 25
    View from the bottom says:

    Hang the bastard.

  14. 27
    QWERTY says:

    This is the BBC.

    We will not report anything like this as it’s not in the interests of the BBC who need cheap drugs and a Labour victory.

    So piss off you Tory twats.

    Love the BBC

  15. 30
    Bluto says:

    Martin Day (Master Baiter) will be outraged by Lord Paul’s behaviour.

    Martin is a man of honour and principle.

    • 80
      Martin Day says:

      Hattie told me to keep quiet on this as clearly it’s a private matter and nothing to do with us being massive fucking hypocrites as well as liars and traitors to this country. I hate myself. And to think the Labour party was formed to look after the working class. We’ve just fucked them. We’ve fucked everybody. It’s over.

      • 87
        Prezza says:

        They have certainly looked after me at Dorneywood and they don’t come more working class than me.

        Bloody hell, two Jags and a croquet lawn, I’m fucking made up with that!

  16. 30
    streamfisher says:

    The Great Stink, see Joseph William Bazalgette (1783–1849), nauseous bad airs emanating from the filth from open sewers feed into the River Thames and thence waft into the Houses of Parliament, curtains drenched in perfume do not provide a solution. 2010…. nauseous bad airs and horrendous stinks emanate FROM the Houses of Parliament and waft out across the Thames but no Bazelgette in sight.

  17. 33
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    I have always said that your money is best placed into the hands of sub continental types , the chosen ones and Jocks ,but then again
    I am a fucking idiot.

  18. 35
    Luciana TwatterBerger says:

    ‘lucianaberger: Fitting on eve of Int’l Women’s Day that Kathryn Bigelow is 1st female to win best director Oscar. But what took so long? #IWD’

    http://twitter.com/lucianaberger/statuses/10162747607

    How about the ‘BLOKE’ who wrote the film about ‘BLOKES’ dying to ensure women like you can have a ‘womens day’ – where you don’t mention the plight of muslim women who are sexually abused and made to marry at the age of 13, probably after being circumcised in full view of all the familly in Labour MPs constituencies like Sadiq Khan and Jack Straw (Justice Secretary) had not written the film until now

    • 37
      FOAMING AT THE MOUTH FANATIC says:

      Typical stupid white bitch mouthing off on the back of the white mans legacy, can’t wait till all the white femnazis get ganged raped by groups of muslim men.

    • 41
      Magda Twatter says:

      ‘We in the UK have access to all we need: millions of our sisters have less than nothing, not even hope. Joanna Lumley #IWD

      http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10

      Yep, just like those muslim women in the UK who are forced into marraige or killed by their brothers in shame killings, they are so lucky

  19. 38
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Agreed
    Gordon McPatel certainly picked up a few tricks from the popadom merchants
    The jug eared mango chutney ferret

    • 88
      prop forward says:

      I’d like to use his head as a rugby ball………oh I forgot, somebody got there before me.

      • 96
        mloh says:

        Whats the difference between Gorgon Brawn and a potato?

        • 100
          Martian Day says:

          theres more than one eye in a potato

          • Dave Gahan says:

            Your braibs are mashed like mine!

            I still caught you masturbating over some school girls!

        • 101
          Captain Black says:

          The potato’s eyes follow you round the room when you look at it?

          • Anonymous says:

            the potato is respected as a potato by fellow potatoes

          • Ma rk Se nior says:

            What is the differnce between Gordon Brown and a potato?

            A potato can’t stick Gordon Brown up it’s arse but Gordon often sticks a potato up his.

          • The Potatoe Marketing Board says:

            ok
            W A R N I N G
            it is dangerous to have sex with potatoes

          • nell says:

            What is gordon brown?

            He’s a foul mouthed- ‘man’ who can’t connect to ordinary folks.

            His wife is a celebrity groupie !!

          • Dave Gahan says:

            Gordon Brown is dire striaghts man! He is fucked! Like the UK under his leadership!

            He should try walking in my shoes!

          • This ‘disabled’ army veteran will run 320 miles for Help for Heroes. He makes Gordon Brown look like the louse he is. And Lord Paul, who is nearly as bad as Brown.

            How could anyone consider voting for Brown? It’s personal, now. Brown v the rest of the country. God, he must hate us so much…

          • Dave Gahan says:

            Gordon Brown will try hijaking it for partisan purposes like that poor bloke murdered in Huddersfield in his shop.

            Gordon Brown did the right thing by paying tribute in the local paper. Gordon Brown did the wrong thing by a few paragraphs down saying he welcomed the opportunity to hghlight his vision.

            Gordon Brown is a monster – How could someone who is PM be so calus?

          • Dave, it is OUR fault. Don’t you see? It is because we little, ordinary people just can’t grasp his vision for our future.

            If only we could try to understand Gordon a little better, it would all be all right!

            Dave, you and I know the truth. Brown’s only vision was

            1) I become prime minister
            2) er…
            3) Oh,Christ! I am prime minister!

            Brown’s plan stopped at point 1.

            Nothing beyond. Brown is delusional. The Labour Party should have stopped him. Made Deputy High Commissioner to some minor Commonwealth island state. And left him there.

          • Labour Labour Labour - Out Out Out! says:

            That is why the Tories are only going to outline change once Gordon brown calls the election. Gordon Brown is a monster who thinks it is his devine right to be in power – he will take policies off the opposition even if he calls them extreame and the rest before.

            Gordon Brown is evil, he is a potential dictator – dont listen to him. Gordon Brown is a nasty piece of work who wants control over everything, even though he cannot control himself.

          • D L George says:

            Rules with a clunking fist.
            Unelected by everyone in Britain other a few thousand politicaly challenged folks in Kirkaldy.
            Around twenty unelected people in his cabinet.

            ‘Potential dictator’? You’re being far too kind.

          • DHC in a beautiful little island says:

            Fuck off – we don’t want him here.

          • That’s no way to talk about Lord Boney M!

        • 104

          Whats the difference between Gorgon Brawn and a potato?

          Only one of them should be allowed to run the country?

        • 106
          Mr Plum says:

          A potato has a peel

          • XXX says:

            Danie,l Finkel stein is out subtly spinning against the Tories again today. Will Cameron eventually see through this traitor and give him the boot?

          • Vinny says:

            I always thought that Finklestein, was a Labour plant. Reading some of his recent stuff I’m convinced of it.

          • NB says:

            don’t trust Finklenstein, never did, never will. he’s too close to certain people high up in the Labour govenment.

          • Jethro says:

            the clue is in the name,fink or in old parly dirty rat

          • Eric Morecombe says:

            I say, what is the difference between Sarah Brown and Samantha Cameron?

            Answer, Samantha Cameron doesn’t spread nasty, vile smears about opposition politicians and their wives.

            Bum Bum!!

          • Anonymous says:

            … or her legs

          • GB says:

            fink my arse. Finkelsteien is a two faced little twat.

          • toothbrush CD rack says:

            The ‘stein’ may also be a clue to his real loyalties.

          • stilyagi_air_corps says:

            Not ‘Frank’!!! Jesus, we’re doomed!

        • 134
          ZZZ says:

          Q. What’s the difference between Gordon Brown’s head and a butt-plug?

          A. Gordon can’t get his head up his arse.

        • 218
          DC - nob joke or knob joke? says:

          Golem is leading the Labour Party and the potato is leading the Tories.

        • 257
          Anonymous says:

          Potatoes are hetro.

  20. 56
    Mr Patel says:

    me vote labour they give me money

    • 64
      Ahmed says:

      And I give them plenty plenty postal votes.

      Oh, yes.

      Very nice Labour man help me fill in form.

      All my family got plenty votes too!

  21. 67
    Jimmy says:

    The rats juxtaposition is of course an homage to the 1930′s German classic Der Ewife Jude

    Who knew Posh was a film buff? Looks like the new right has found its Leni Riefenstahl. Will there be a documentary on the recent Blaney Jugend rally? Can’t wait to see what she has planned for the Olympics.

    • 74
      Barabus says:

      if it was’nt for the jews we would have real fucking terrorist blowing the shit out of London instead of MI5

      • 407

        If it wasn’t for the jews we wouldn’t have got involved with the latest American adventurism, and we’d have handed Palestine over in an orderly fashion to the rightful residents back in 1948.

        We’d also have much better relations with the oil-rich regions of the world.

        What we wouldn’t have now is Mandelson, the Millibands, and all the other scum polluting our politics.

    • 411

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      DGJEWS SAY THAT GGJAEZSUSS THREW THE SILVER WRYNG MONEYCHAYNDGJHURSZ
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  22. 68
    Mitch says:

    Are gordon and Sarah related? except by turkey baster.

  23. 73
    Postman Pat shafts Brown ahead of election.....mmm !!!! says:

    “Posties” get 6.9% pay deal plus -reduction in working week and cash bonus of up to £1,000 per postman.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/2884066/Posties-strike-bumper-pay-deal.html

  24. 77
    Desert Rat says:

    Goodness gracious me

  25. 79
    mloh says:

    Jack Straw’s statement to the Commons

    Refers to Jamie Bolgers mum as Mrs. Ferguson

    Fergus ,,,, Ferguson, whats the difference? Only a son

    • 95
      The BBC says:

      Massey Ferguson tractors are doing well.That is all

    • 204
      Jack Straw, Judas to Blair, Father of a drug dealer, son of a national coward says:

      Yes, but she refers to him as a coward and a drug dealer !

      Father, son, what’s the difference ?

    • 223
      Justice says:

      Jamie’s mum should go right ahead, ensure that a fair trial due to adverse publicity is NOT possible.
      Venables’ lawyers then protest that their client cannot fairly be tried.
      The judge directs … and Venables then walks out of the front door of the court a free man.
      Thereafter he’s very quickly “judged” by Harriet’s court of public opinion.
      With no further cost to the taxpayer, we have the final solution.

      Go on – free him please.

  26. 84
    Martin Day says:

    Maritn Day has confirmed he will invite Conservative donor Lord Ashcroft to give evidence about his tax status.

  27. 91
    Cannabeer says:

    Does Ed Bollocks like fied chicken of fwied chicken

  28. 92
    Anonymous says:

    The country is finished and we should stuff all the MP’s literally, skin em alive and stuff em!!

  29. 94
    Barret.50 says:

    You allow a bunch of fucking immigrants into the country then enoble them what the fuck do you expect.

  30. 98

    I didn’t fight two Cold Wars just so that entrepreneurs could sodomise British government Ministers. In our day young people showed how angry they were with authority by engaging in public displays of masturbation.

  31. 99
    Martian Day says:

    Hat tip Kristin pb.com

    SAS commander complains of kit shortages at inquest into soldiers’ deaths
    Special Forces soldiers suffered a shortage of combat vehicles and mine detectors in Afghanistan, making their operation even more risky, an SAS commander said today.

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article7054301.ece

    Surely some mistake at Chilcot – Gordon Brown has denied starving UK armed forces of equipment – insisting at the Iraq inquiry that every request made while he was chancellor was met.

    • 178
      Wing Commander says:

      Despite whinging that the nasty Tories have got their facts wrong about a replacement for the ‘snatch landrovers’ and they have ordered 400 not 200, these new vehicles are still no were in sight because they not even been designed yet. A great comfort to family of another young lad killed today serving this country.

    • 190
      universal hiss says:

      Inbetween the vomit,I kept shouting answer the fucking question.

      He didn’t hear me.

      God,I’m depressed.

    • 415
      Sir Everard Digby says:

      A little smoke and mirrors fro McRuin – Urgent Operational Requests are usually authorised but the funding is deducted from future years’ budgets. i.e it’s bringing forward spending not increasing it.

      Technically what McRuin says is correct but he has not thought out what happens when the UORs exceed the budget in future years. He hopes no-one will notice. Or some other government can be blamed.

      Accountancy meets the Third Way = Debt,Lies,Cowboys

  32. 112
    Memo To Tory And Labour Trolls says:

    You fuckers better raise your game and fast.
    A hung parliament is rapidly approaching and your propaganda is just a fucking load of shit.

    • 116
      aunty jean says:

      Wrong again tat, you plank, just like you were about a March election.

      http://www2.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2010/03/07/how-do-hung-parliament-advocates-deal-with-this/

      • 123
        New Poster says:

        How many times, how many fucking times?
        I am a new poster who just found this site by pure luck a couple of weeks ago.
        You have mistaken me for someone called tat. Who is the fuck is tat?
        Go stalk someone else you mad fuck.

        • 135
          Jethro says:

          I’d like to know who tat is

        • 137
          the cowardly liar tat who dare not squeak his name says:

          piss off thick as thieves. absolutely everyone knows it’s you
          “New Poster” ROFL!!! only someone as monumentally as stupid as yourself would expect anyone to fall for that toddler level bullshit
          you are making a pathetic spectacle of yourself. are you going to run away from the site blubbing and promising never to come back again ?

          • TaT Wins Every Time says:

            TaT fucking owns this site.
            Guido may be the landlord but TaT collects the rent.

          • Mr Slater's Parrot says:

            A-HUUUURRKK!!! RENTBOY!!! (preen)

          • That Parrot Died A Long Time Ago says:

            The guy who posts as a parrot has had his balls chopped off.
            That’s why he always leap frogs other peoples posts.
            He has nothing to say for himself apart from talking gibberrish.
            Grow a fucking spine you fucking idiot.

          • budgiebumhole says:

            Learn how to spell ‘gibberish’, you fucking spaz shoes cock master!

        • 179
          sockpuppet #4 says:

          He was under some sort of delusion that I was belgian the other week. And that America used to own P+O ferries.

          Don’t worry he’s many speeds short of a full gearbox.

          • TaT Wins Every Time says:

            Wrong again fuckwit, as far as I am aware TaT has never posted a comment directed at a blogging nobody such as yourself. He wouldn’t waste his precious time.
            You’re a nobody, who gives a fuck where you come from?
            Belize, Belgium, no-one gives a fuck.
            Now get back in your box you stupid fucking spastic.

          • sockpuppet #4 says:

            Silly Tat. That wasn’t aimed at you, was aimed at that other chap.

          • New Reader, Honest! says:

            I am not tat, I am a new reader as I have already explained but if I were tat, who I am not, I would say that collateral damage is unavoidable, and you just got caught in the crossfire motherfucker, that’s all.

          • A dog says:

            Woof Woof give doggie a bone Woof Woof

          • Esther Rantzen Appreciation Society says:

            Have a s a u s a g e doggy.
            Woof woof.

          • sockpuppet #4 says:

            yes I wandered into a TaTfest. I hadn’t quite figured out who was who. As you were. I shall retire for a glühwein.

          • fruitloop central says:

            laugh at all the looney tunes

    • 143
      caesars wife says:

      Where is TaTs much vaunted website ??

      • 153
        skull basher says:

        He’s scared to give us the URL.

        • 174
          thick ass thieves says:

          doesn’t exist
          it’s all in his drugged up tiny brain

        • 177
          TaT Wins Every Time says:

          I understand it is by invite only.
          Only the creme de la creme of political bloggers are allowed to visit.
          That counts you out then!

          • thick as concrete says:

            ‘Only the creme de la creme of political bloggers are allowed to visit’

            Examples please, Thieves.

          • New Reader, Honest! says:

            I am not tat.
            Fucking hell you stupid bastard you are so thick it’s untrue.
            You cloth eared c’unt.

          • the twat formerly known as tat says:

            OK, we’re prepared to believe that someone else is as brain dead as thick as thieves, so congratulations.

          • Esther Rantzen Appreciation Society says:

            And you are responding to someone you think is brain dead.
            you fucking moron.
            ha ha.

          • concrete pump says:

            You’re both fucking spaz chops AND clown shoes!

          • the twat formerely known as tat says:

            “And you are responding to someone you think is brain dead.
            you fucking moron.
            ha ha.”

            And just what the fuck are you doing then, you jerk off?

      • 186
        Two lines now and a wrap to go says:

        tat’s blog is an aspiration. Like Dave’s policies.

        • 201
          TaT Wins Every Time says:

          Very good but not entirely true.
          TaT’s blog does exist, I have just linked from there to here.
          But you are right about Dave, Dave’s just another suit with a plum in his mouth who receives untaxed donations from the liar Ashcroft.
          Dave’s a digital politician, problem is, a bit of wind on the satellite and the screen breaks up into blocks that ruins the whole cinematic experience.
          Video was a much better format. One scratch on a DVD and the fucking thing is worthless and useless.
          Aschroft is the scratch on the Tory DVD.
          It doesn’t play any more. No-one is buying it.

          • sid says:

            WTF have DVD’s got to do with politics you daft, long winded cuпt?

          • Esther Rantzen Appreciation Society says:

            You will find out after the General Election Sid.
            New Tory trolls please Conservative party HQ.
            These ones are dunces.

          • The truth says:

            I bet you f’ucked up the arse nightly by your hideous underclass dad.
            Gave u that chip on your shoulder.

  33. 115

    Political correctness police
    These comments break 56 laws including those on equality, feminism racism, statism, Anti-EUism Anti-Muhammadanism, sexism, fascism and criticism.
    This blog is hereby closed under section 35887/cb p.123 of the amusing yourself on the internet act 2009 – modified 2010.

    You’re all under arrest. However due to a shortage of officers report yourselves to the nearest supermarket where a security guard will take your details and issue with a £500 fine and take your DNA {£62 fee applies}.
    You may instead be allowed to complete a Labour party postal vote application in certain circumstances. E.g. Marginal constituency.

    PC Blair,
    Former head of political correctness
    Westminster

  34. 119
    Mark says:

    I see that Daniel Finkelstein is continuing his subtle anti-Tory spinning. When is Cameron going to see through this charlatan and kick him into touch?

  35. 120
    Don't Look Back says:

    What’s the difference between Gorgon Brown and a potato?

    Gordon Brown has more chips on his shoulder than a potato.

  36. 122
    running on empty says:

    slow news day in politics till 8.00
    then the fun begins

  37. 124
    Sarah Brown on twitter says:

    Tory lead narrows to just 3% in a populus poll for the Times. Never mind Tory boys, better luck in five years time hey!!

    LOL

    • 126
      tim says:

      That should get the Tory herd frothing at the mouth again!

      • 163
        First! says:

        Shouldn’t you be over winding up political betting commentators Tim?
        Its a bit of a lads mag over here.

        Not afraid to call a Huhne a Huhne.
        Huhne.

    • 150
      tim nice but dim says:

      Where’s the link you ignorant prat, or don’t you know how to do one?

    • 231
      Sarah's the Fat Ankled Bint says:

      Whatever she says.
      It’s going to be a landslide.
      Period.

  38. 127
    Jethro says:

    This Venables stuff is starting to look like a political distraction trick. and I hate pete price,the twat

  39. 140
    David Hendon says:

    I am so hoping that when this campaign gets going, Cameron will pull his jolly socks up and get stuck into McMuck in no uncertain terms, especially on telly!

    We cannot afford another 5 YEARS of Labour misrule, with Mcshit and Har(Chair)person in Number 10 pretending they know best. It is vitally important that the Tories win this clear for 5 years, as otherwise Mcsmarmy will try and fix the voting system and hoodwink the British people into a Referendum to ensure Labour can never lose in future!

    Surely the British people cannot fall for this nonsense? This may be the last possible chance to halt Labour from ruining this country forever and turning it in to some socialist/communist state that George Orwell would have been liklely to include in his novels?

    I personally believe it essential the Tories get in now and start to restore our liberties and reverse the ultra “PC” feral culture Har(Chair)person and the fascist Straw etc are trying to impose.

    This our last chance. WAKE UP NOW BRITAIN!

  40. 141
    caesars wife says:

    Good story guido , raiding british pension pots for “no heat” from unions , how very nu Labour , no wonder Harriets go at ashcroft has blown back on em .

    ruin is going to name and shame those organisations that mis treat women , he should start with labour party in Birmingham , parachuting in harriets hubby and no wimmin on shortlist . Ruin not wanting to mention how budget cuts will affect women then ?

    • 149
      nell says:

      “bullybrown is going to name and shame those organisations that mistreat women”?

      He’ll be including his mistreatment of the female secretaries,telephone operators and clerks at no.10 drowning street then!?

      • 172
        Sam Cam says:

        Vote for Brown!

        • 175
          Ed Vaizey says:

          Quiet Samantha!
          I could get into a lot of trouble.

          • nell says:

            You are the sion simon of the Conservative Party and I trust come morning cameron has sacked you. You absolute twerp!!!

        • 189
          nell says:

          sarahbrown – the ‘magda goebbels’ of the labour party might vote for brown but I doubt that someone with Sam Cam’s intelligence and breeding would vote for such an uncouth, foul-mouthed, socially inept, lying, excuse for a man!

          I was brought up in a council house in a family that believed in work and education. For such as us his foul-mouthed diatribes place him in the bottom 0.000001% of society.

          Sam Cam’s background, that was far more wide ranging than mine could ever have been, would mean that she regards gutlessgordon and his obscene language with absolute horror. As do I. This man represents the people of Britain, you and I, to the World. What must they think of us!!

          No way would she vote for him! And no way will most decent working class families that are striving to educate their children to better themselves.

          • Sam the web cam mam says:

            Actually, he’s quite sexy in a gimpy sort of way.

          • nell says:

            Oh dear! Those slugs trying to hibernate under the stones in my rockery are sexier than he is! Ugh!!!

            Did you see that photo of him in Afghanistan on Sunday with that pregnant paunch pushing his trousers down towards his knees!! So much for his daily jogging – yet another of his lies!!!

            My God what an unpreposessing, disastrous image of a world leader he cuts!!! No wonder omaha, sarkozy and merkel try to avouid him at all costs

          • John Major says:

            bastards!

            now I have to breed with Edwina Currie

            PHWOOOOOAAAR!!!

  41. 145
    QWERTY says:

    Is it dyke day on Sky News?

  42. 156
    nell says:

    Lord Paul also has businesses in India doesn’t he. Anyone know how he treats the men, women and children employees that he has there?

    Does he pay them, what we’d regard as, a living wage ? Does he make sure they only work a 40 hour week? Does he run establishments that would pass our health and safety requirements?

    I bet you he doesn’t!!

    • 195
      Twin set saree and pearls says:

      But that’s Tory less regulation and stuff the minimum wage policy for you.

      • 205
        nell says:

        Don’t you believe it! You need to go to India and examine the businesses that the Paul family , now represented by his three sons, run. Don’t forget Paul claims close affinity to labour.

        As indeed does the baronnesU – Go look at her marble palace in Banglaland and the servants that run it – and look at their conditions of service .

        This is where you’ll find the truth about our labour party and their commitment to the working classes!!!

        The tories wouldn’t touch these people with a barge pole. And quite rightly!!

        • 229
          Sir Nicholas Winterton says:

          “The tories wouldn’t touch these people with a barge pole. And quite rightly!!”

          That’s why they insist on first class travel, to avoid mixing with the natives.

          • nell says:

            Nobody denies that the wintertons, who are bottom feeders, are part of the dross of parliament that is coming to an end.

            I suspect even cameron would agree with that statement.

            You will always find hypocrisy and dishonesty in all walks of life. But there can be no dispute about the fact that in the HoC and the HoL in the last 13 years of this labour government – the majority of the offending troughers are labour!!!

            I don’t know what cameron will do about the HoL but frankly it’s credibility is destroyed.

            If public faith in the second chamber is to be restored I see no way forward other then to make it a publicly elected chamber in the manner of a senate.

          • Alan Duncan (Future Minister) says:

            I hope you don’t include me in that “Dross”?
            I’ll have you know that my finely manicured lawn is the result of 13 years of Labour excesses.
            Good. isn’t it?

          • nell says:

            Personally alan – I think you are finished – like the winterton’s you are marked as a major trougher. Nobody is going to vote for you ever again .

            I rate you alongside prezza and that labour chap, whose name I forget, that represents corby and east northants. He came out in the top five of all time Common’s Trougher’s!!

            You remember the one. Ah! I have it – phil hope = he spent £40K plus furnishing a tiny one bed apartment in London, including expensive BBQ and garden furniture even though he didn’t have a garden.

            Then it emerges that most of the stuff he has bought has been delivered to his Corby and East Northants home.

            Oh Dear. More Labour dishonesty!!!

          • nell says:

            Modding’s a pain!

            Personally alan – I think you are finished – like the w+ntert+n’s you are marked as a major trougher. Nobody is going to vote for you ever again .

            I rate you alongside prezza and that labour chap, whose name I forget, that represents corby and east northants. He came out in the top five of all time Common’s Trougher’

            You remember the one. Ah! I have it – ph+lh+pe = he spent £40K plus furnishing a tiny one bed apartment in London, including expensive BBQ and garden furniture even though he didn’t have a garden.

            Then it emerges that most of the stuff he has bought has been delivered to his Corby and East Northants home.

            Oh Dear!!

          • Sir Anthony Cameron says:

            I didn’t enter politics not to claim my additional costs allowance to the max. Any fool would think i believe in the concept of public service rather than naked ambition.
            Do you know what this is about? Jealousy. Some people say i live in a rather grand country house paid for by the taxpayers. They say it looks the bollocks. It just does me nicely. Have you met Francis Maude? He lives three doors down from his other house.

      • 243
        Engineer says:

        A significant reason for the contraction of manufacturing in this country is the rise of the likes of India, China, Brazil, Turkey, Indonesia and others, because labour is cheap. We can’t compete when a significant part af the cost of a finished article is relatively unskilled labour. (We can compete where the labour content is high-skill, since generally we win on quality.)

        The minimum wage didn’t cause this problem, but it didn’t help. Neither did the imposition of a vast slew of pettyfogging regulations on industry over the last decade or so. Simplifying or eliminating some of this would help hard-pressed businesses to concentrate their time and resources on making a profit, not filling in pointless forms.

        • 292
          The toiling masses says:

          Engineer, Germany refuses the concept of the minimum wage as in a globalised world, the minimum wage prices out unskilled labour in a higher cost economy. The minimum wage suggests that unskilled labour is massively more productive in Britain than in India or China. Therefore all factory and other jobs relocate to regions which produce more cheaply and can bring them to market (despite long seaways) and still be cheaper than home produced. Therefore the minimum wage has accelerated the haemorrhaging of low skilled employment.

          The minimum wage also pulls down wages to an officially sanctioned, morally acceptable norm, allowing the unscrupulous employers to reduce all lower wages to that level.

          It has been a disaster and depends on state subsidy to work…tax credits.

          Agree your other points

        • 299
          nell says:

          That’s all very well Eng and I take your point.

          But where people , who are affiliating themselves with the UK Labour Party , like the Paul family, and the Uddin’s, who have homes and businesses in India or Bangladesh or other third world countries, then the wages they pay their staff abroad, their use of child labour abroad and their attention to health a safety issues in those third world countries should be very closely scrutinised.

          Let’s not forget that child labour, poor health and safety, low wages and long hours are what make third world products cheaper and profits for these third world businessmen , who are being ennobled and promoted to the Lord’s by labour here in the UK, greater!!

          Where that happens in the case of someone like Lord Paul who publicly acclaims himself to be a philanthropist for the UK labour party – then those issues need examining a little more closely!!!

          • Engineer says:

            There’s much in what you say, nell.

            Overseas working conditions are a bit of a mixed bag, from what I can gather. There are certainly some sweatshops, and employers who are not too worried about their employees living in sub-standard company accomodation blocks, but not all employers are that bad. I don’t know about Lord Pa*l’s Indian plants.

            No doubt the lefties will hate me for it, but I’m less worried about working conditions overseas than I am about getting British business buzzing again. We can’t compete on labour costs, so we have to look for competitive advantage elsewhere – quality, innovation and high-end design. Government can help significantly by reducing the burden of red tape, and by reducing the tax burden on business. Grants or tax-breaks for training, capital investment and R&D operations would help, too.

        • 311
          Bottom rung missing says:

          Best analysis of the disaster that is minimum wage by Peter Schiff, if you have time and inclination.

          http://moneymorning.com/2009/07/13/minimum-wage/

  43. 176
    Dave says:

    Shit in it NOW you twats. I am on the Telly CH 4 20:00 to 21:00

  44. 180
    barefootcontessa says:

    Looks as if Jack the Straw has got himself into a bit of an tiz waz over the Venables case. First he said no, then he said yes, now he’s got stuck in the middle in the horns of a dilemma, between a rock and a hard placer, just can’t work out which attitude will give him the greater number of votes.

    • 193
      Von Ribentrough says:

      ja ja.a hot poker they did not anticipate ja.

    • 217
      No no ... No no. no no! says:

      When that greasy bastard Straw dies, they’ll cut his head open and find a box of worn out clichés (along with the grease and black maggots of course).

      I’ve never heard the retarded scum-sucking shit-bag say anything that wasn’t a bunch of shite clichés glued together with diarrhoea. He’s a worthless evasive, obfuscating, lying, shit-sucking scum-bag from the sewer.

      If the fucking animal keeps his seat at the next election, it’s a certainty election fraud has been committed. I bet he’s lining up bent Indians with their 1000s of postal votes in Blackburn right now.

    • 226
      streamfisher says:

      Cue for a song, read about it.

  45. 191

    Populous poll?
    Where?

    • 212
      nell says:

      Well there is one due out tonight – but the populus site is not yet showing the result, neither is the Times. Neither can it be seen on political betting or on polling report UK.

      So unless that idiot further up the comments has inside knowledge – he must be telling a porky. Maybe, maybe not. We’ll have to wait and see!!

      • 276
        Susie says:

        “We will also have a new poll from Populus in the Times, but it is apparently going to be a marginals poll rather than their normal GB voting intention.”

        http://ukpollingreport.co.uk/blog/

        Another one by ‘Opinion’ for the Daily Express has Conservatives 7 points ahead.

    • 281

      CONSERVATIVES 37%

      LABOUR 30%
      LIB DEMS 16%

      • 310
        Average Joe says:

        Sampled from a thousand brain dead idiots with nothing better to do than pass ten minutes with a recent recruit from the job centre who’s wondering if they’d have been better off on benefits thereby giving up on the opportunity of ringing round and interrupting Jeremy Kyle’s viewing figures.

  46. 196
    Mr Patel says:

    My wife is old enough to be married to me but not old enough to vote.

  47. 210
    David Cameron says:

    Paddy marches into the jobcentre and screams “ive been ringing 0800-1730 for 2 days now trying to get help”.the girl on reception asks “did you get that number from the outside door sir?” paddy says “yes!” the girls says “those are our opening times you thick fuckin twat!”

    • 256
      Engineer says:

      Paddy was mending a window broken by an over-enthusistic young footballer at the local school. He carefully scrutinised the damage from inside, before walking outside the building and continuing his examination of the broken glass from outside.

      “Sure, but it’s worse than I thought,” he said, shaking his head. “It’s broken on both sides.”

  48. 213
    Bullingdon subordinates are the right thing to do says:

    Paul is a shit – no debate; but nothing compared with Ashcroft who has screwed an entire nation. To quote the Belizean Prime Minister he ran a ‘campaign to subjugate an entire nation to his will’ – and he wasn’t talking about the UK although he might as well have been. Until Cameron deals with Ashcroft he has no right to attack anyone else. When he does deal with Ashcroft I will cheer his attacks on Paul.

    • 237
      malice in plunderland says:

      “Paul is a shit – no debate; but nothing compared with Ashcroft who has screwed an entire nation.”

      Er…. I think you’re confusing him with Gordon Brown.

  49. 220
    Lord Darby says:

    let us pray and add our brother David to this list brethren.
    Walpole, Sir Robert, KG, 1st Earl of Orford (1676–1745) PM 1721–1742
    Pitt, William, 1st Earl of Chatham (1708–1778) PM 1756–1757, 1757–1761 and 1766–1768
    Bute, John Stuart, 3rd Earl of (1713–1792) PM 1762–1763
    Grenville, George (1712–1770) PM 1763–1765
    North, Frederick, 8th Baron (1732–1792) PM 1770–1782
    Grenville, William, 1st Baron (1759–1834) PM 1806–1807
    Canning, George (1770–1827) PM 1827
    Wellington, Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of (1769–1852) PM 1828–1830 and 1834
    Grey, Charles, 2nd Earl (1764–1845) PM 1830–1834
    Melbourne, William Lamb, 2nd Viscount (1779–1848) PM 1834 and 1835–1841
    Derby, Edward Stanley, 14th Earl of (1799–1869) PM 1852, 1858–1859 and 1866–1868
    Gladstone, William Ewart (1809–1898) PM 1868–1874, 1880–1885, 1886 and 1892–1894
    Salisbury, Robert Cecil, 3rd Marquess of (1830–1903) PM 1885–1886, 1886–1892 and 1895–1902
    Rosebery, Archibald Primrose, 5th Earl of (1847–1929) PM 1894–1895
    Balfour, Arthur (1848–1930) PM 1902–1905, later 1st Earl of Balfour
    Eden, Sir Anthony (1897–1977) PM 1955–1957, later 1st Earl of Avon
    Macmillan, Harold (1894–1986) PM 1957–1963, later 1st Earl of Stockton
    Douglas-Home, Sir Alec (1903–1995) PM 1963–1964, formerly 14th Earl of Home, later Baron Home of the Hirsel

    • 233
      Anonymous says:

      Lord Ashcroft. Prime Minister by proxy 2010-?

      • 238
        Down with Brown! says:

        James Bond and Sherlock Holmes were also Old Etonians.

      • 255
        Anonymous says:

        Yes please – the saviour of our nation.
        All hail Lord Ashcroft

      • 329
        nell says:

        Lord Ashcroft??:!! You absolute idiot!!

        You mean mandy!! I think I’m right in saying that no other unelected Lord has ever wielded do much power as mandy is wielding now!!

        And still there remains the burning question – where did mandy get his immense wealth from?? Because it sure as hell was not LEFT to him by his Mother !!!

      • 342
        Mad as hell and won't take it any more says:

        Quite unlike Lord Fondlebum of every fucking place then, Prime Minister in all but name 2007 – 7/5/10

    • 412

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  50. 227
    Blue Rosette says:

    Everywhere you look, cracks are appearing in the political parties.

    Everywhere you look the dodgy types are scurrying for cover, locking themselves away fearful of showing their faces.

    H M Subjects are starting to smell the fear. They are beginning to see the rape and pillage that has been going on for the past 15-20 years and they are getting restless.

    With all their debts, secured and unsecured be aware of the old saying “There is nothing more dangerous than a man with nothing to lose”

    If you want to be elected REDUCE tax. If you cannot overnight reduce tax, slash indirect tax i.e. TV Licence, Car Tax etc.

    You’ll be holding the keys to No 10 so fast you won’t have time to advise your lender you’re moving.

  51. 241
    Dack Blog says:

    Gideon’s sweating a bit on ‘Dispatches’…

    • 265
      Engineer says:

      He’ll be sweating even more when he gets his office in the Treasury and finally sees what’s really on the nation’s books.

  52. 251
    Bob Marley says:

  53. 258
    George Soros says:

    Norman Lamont was ok

  54. 261
    Allah's Akbarred says:

    I likings Labour! They wills make the United Infidel Kingdoms into this:

  55. 263
    Gorgon Brown Prime Mentalist says:

    We take from whoever we like. Because it is the right thing to do. I’m a lying, incompetent, corrupt, autistic c/unt. Because it is the right thing to do.

  56. 267
    Brown is an A1 Hoon says:

    Brown has issued a statement on Lord Paul:

  57. 268
    Down with Brown! says:

    Rawnsley hardly laid a glove on Cameron. What were the secrets Rawsley revealed that were meant to embarrass DC?

    He believes in small government, is socially inclusive and is very Eurosceptic. Good!

    • 283
      Susie says:

      And it showed a genuine in situ version of that much maligned ‘airbrushing’ poster.

      Quite different from the version Labour tried to pass off… so another dirty (and really pathetic) Labour trick exposed. I loved Mandelson’s contribution too, made him look like the petty twisted envious little poison dwarf he is.

    • 295
      YOUR TAXES ARE GOING UP. HOORAY! says:

      I’m sure the tax rises will be appreciated by conservatives everywhere.

  58. 272
    Esther Rantzen Appreciation Society says:

    Another day closer to the election and another thread lost by the Tory trolls.
    Oh well, you have been offered good advice but you have refused to take it because you thought you knew better.
    You will soon find out that you were wrong.
    Good night ladies.

  59. 274
    Down with Brown! says:

    David Blanchflower = the village idiot of Britain.

  60. 275
    Jon Venables: New Labour Material says:

    A nice man called Mr Campbell says I have just what they’re looking for in a future Labour candidate. Someone who has committed heinous crimes and is getting the protection of the state. He said when I’m back on the streets, they’ll have another new identity waiting for me and a safe Labour seat.

    • 286
      The child murderer formerly known as John Venables says:

      And I’m learning Scotch so I can replace Steven Purcell y’noooo.

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  62. 284
    Fanny Licker says:

    Who do you reckon has the sweeter tasting fanny?

    Sam Cam or Sarah Brown

  63. 289
    David Cameron says:

    I look good on tv

    • 294
      Down with Brown! says:

      Rawnsley is a trending topic on Twitter. There are lots of very annoyed lefties because there was no hatchet job against DC on Dispatchies.

  64. 290
    Its a dead heat says:

    was vince cable in them old cockney gangster films

  65. 297
    F says:

    Tonight’s Populus marginals poll shows Tories and Labour neck and neck at 38% each.

    • 301
      Steve Hilton says:

      it’s all going splendidly

    • 303
      punter says:

      That would give an overall Tory majority of at least 70 in a general election.

      • 306
        GH says:

        If they’re catching Labour in most of their marginals it looks like the Tories are on course for a landslide.

        • 332
          Blue Heaven says:

          There’s no stopping us now! Conservative majority of at least 185. Enough to bring in our radical policy of inheritance tax reform.
          Forward march, back to basics.

    • 316
      laugh? says:

      No Populus poll out yet retards, but keep puffing away, you’re obviously here for our amusement.

  66. 300
    caesars wife says:

    Andrew Rawnsley was fair and reasonably accurate,bottled election backscenes info was interesting ,my my how much the ruin must be wishing he had gone to the polls in 2007 . mandelson came over a slightly bitter but the again he designed nu labour as a brand .

    As a review it worked and puts a marker down of sorts of the submerged dynamism that the modern conservatives possess , took a second look and on balance labour have wasted the nations future, somthing I doubt any conservative would dream of doing .

    • 349
      Tony Blair says:

      Wasn’t he marvellous ?
      Like a little tiny tot copy of me.
      Very flattering.

    • 352
      Democracy laughs in the face of the electorate says:

      Andrew Rawnsley is just positioning himself as the chronicler of the next Conservative government.
      He’ll soon have a book out.

      • 369
        Leroy says:

        he’s been talking to the Cameron team since they beat Davis
        nothing new about it

  67. 315
    • 346
      Down with Brown! says:

      Because they are still running the Ashcroft story. 400 years after anyone else cared about it.

  68. 324
    David Cameron says:

    I’ll send my best hitman Guido Fawkes to deal with Danny Fink, do his kneecaps in for me Guido and tell him to behave.

  69. 325
    Down with Brown! says:

    Don’t forget about the elephant in the room:

  70. 326
    Gordon the Twat and Lord Scum of Paul says:

    Look your pensions are my money and dont you ever say different

  71. 327
    BULLYBOY BIFFA BROWN says:

    So what is the difference lord Paul stole their pensions
    gordon Brown stole ours ?

  72. 333
    Dave Gahan says:

    Gordon Brown is almost as fucked as I am!

    At least I write good songs!

  73. 339
    Down with Brown! says:

    Peter Kellner and Baroness Ashton hve interview their friends and some ordinary people and some Daleks and 34% of them want five more years of Brown.

    Yougov, make believe polling data.

    • 357
      thedarknight says:

      The other poll shows Labour down at 30, far more likely in my book. 30 from ICM and 30 from the new boys.Now what was all that bollocks about Labour voters returning after Iraq. Bollocks. Labour sub 30 at the GE.

      • 385
        Anonymous says:

        How many people work for the state? Add half the students, the Guardian/BBC staff and Muslims to it.

        I have Labour at 87%.

  74. 341
    harry harman says:

    the nasty party.shitting on everyone.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/latest/2010/03/08/civil-servants-strike-over-pay-115875-22093485/

    so lord paul steals pension money,gordie has a private slush fund(where did that come from)? and mandy is an eu stooge…….

    such caring people.

    • 351
      Democracy laughs in the face of the electorate says:

      646 steal pension money. 646 have private slush funds. They’re called additional costs allowances. 646 are EU stooges.

    • 356
      nell says:

      Indeed mandy the poison dwarf.

      And gordon, the foul mouthed pm who is embarrassing the UK with his obscene language and socially inept behaviour at international events!!!

    • 405
      Frank Hebert says:

      Remember who wrote that the pension stealer at the Mirror was her hero?

  75. 342
    INTERESTED PUBLIC says:

    O/T Hey second generation coward Jack white feather Straw !

    Who the fuck are you to decide what is in My interest ?
    I am a member of the public and i am interested O K
    so tell us what we want to know about the child murdering peadophile Jon venables

  76. 344
    Dave Gahan says:

    I’m fucked!!!!

    Your fucked because Gordon Brown is PM and Labour are in power!

  77. 345
    The Oxford Dictionary Amendment says:

    The word Huhne (k unt) will now be known as brown. You sir are a right brown. My wife has a large brown.

  78. 347
    D L George says:

    Ok Beeboids listen up.

    The Venebles story is an important public interest story, BUT, it is not as important as QUARTER OF A MILLION people on strike!
    BBC News at Ten…

    1) Venables – Several minutes
    2) Attack on tories by Nick Robinson (+ More Ashcroft FFS) couple of minutes
    3) Royal Mail end postal dispute – about 90 seconds
    4) 10′s of thousands on strike, – 10 second mention
    5) Murder story / attack on public networking – several minutes
    6) Afghanistan
    7) Obama

    Biggest story of the day gets a ten second mention, SORT YOURSELVES OUT, your political bias is no longer tenable.

    • 375
      AC1 says:

      Sorry but no-one’s noticed the absence of these “workers”…

      Congratulations to the strikers for volunteering for a post election p45.

      • 403
        Susie says:

        When I saw what they get if made redundant — 3 years’ salary I just wanted to throw up. They’re on strike because it’s being cut to 2 years’. Just who the fuck do they think they are?

        • 409

          If you’re still up at night at the weekends (Saturday – Monday at 1AM), then Mike Graham’s worth a listen on Talk Sport radio – forget weekdays, ’cause they have a lefty called Goldberg who’s nearly bad enough for the BBC. Mike laid into the bedwetters and scroungers a treat last night, and even used ‘stasi’ to describe council workers at one point.

          Careful, though – they do have Galloway on from 10pm – 1am, and he’s his usual self…

  79. 355
    The Potatoe Marketing Board says:

    Tell Jobes he is a nutter the stuff he makes auto mods of.

  80. 358
    QWERTY says:

    So is violent crime really on the increase under Liebour? Well the BBC will be spinning the line that it isn’t. Expect to see Liebour’s no1 BBC bitch Mark Easton shilling for Liebour tomorrow that crime has gone down under Liebour.

  81. 359
    mary says:

    I COULDNT VOTE FOR A PARTY WITH MR OSBOURNE IN CHARGE OF THE ECONOMY,SORRY.

    • 365

      So who will be in charge of finance?
      If Labour win , then its Ed Balls.

      As long as you’re happy that the man who did such a good job at education gets a turn at the economy.

    • 391
      g1lgam3sh says:

      Why are you shouting? Is it because empty vessels make most noise?

  82. 361
    32% and rising fast in the polls says:

    Typical Tories. They can’t attack Gordon on policy and so resort to personal slights based on the fact that he doesn’t have the media image of a George Clooney. Look beyond the shy bookish humanitarian and see the steely determination of a modern day messiah.
    Gordon Brown. Superstar. Are you the man that we think you are.

    • 363

      I have as much respect for him today as I’ve always had.

    • 366
      MI5 says:

      Purcell ?

      From Australia then ?!!

    • 367
      Brown - not long now says:

      Yep – you are – a c*ocksucking fraudster.

      Brown – out on May 7th and gone forever.

    • 374
      harry harman says:

      yes he is the man we think he is…………..

      a liar,a liar and a liar………….

      with zero intelligence…………

      policies? 111 tax rises? 8 million out of work!
      10p fiasco….the pension raid…..the fsa???????

      such great policies……

      stop sniffing glue you fool!

    • 384
      M.T Bucket. says:

      He is not the messiah, he’s just a very naughty boy.

    • 402
      Frank Hebert says:

      Gordon Brown. Superstar. Are you the man that we think you are? <—- Goes at the end of a sentence.

      13 years of NuLiebore Educayshun Educayshun Educayshun

    • 413
      D L George says:

      I Quote…
      “Look beyond the shy bookish humanitarian”

      He/She’s taking the wee wee lads.

  83. 376
    Dave Gahan says:

    Gordon Brown is a cynical monster – He even had comments removed saying he should not make a murder a partisan issue. He used a beravement comment as a vehicle for party political propoganda. He should not have done this:

    http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/local-west-yorkshire-news/2010/03/05/prime-minister-gordon-brown-an-open-letter-to-huddersfield-examiner-readers-86081-25969138/

    • 387
      Hambone says:

      My God the man has no shame. I think I’ll send him the link to Jonny Allots remeberence page just to see if the slimey bastard will use it to get votes.

    • 406
      failed tech college teacher and bum bandit says:

      some classics in there!!!!!!!!!!

      this needs to be all across the internet!!!!!!!!

      the man is a lunatic!!!!!!!

      whats next? all marching together with a hammer&sickle???

      13 years and £trillions in debt-no mention of the 8 million unemployed on his watch- yet it’s the tories who will ruin everything?

      somebody get him sectioned please!!!!!!!!!!

  84. 379
    Arthur Haynes (Comedian) says:

    ‘A source close to the case said the three were a father, aged 43 and named Serykh, believed to be a former member of the Russian security services, a mother, and a son in his early 20s. The source said it was a highly unusual case.’

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/mar/08/glasgow-fall-asylum-canada-russian

    You just can’t make this up.

  85. 380
    info says:

    I have just spoken with a lifer who was recalled to prison for 6 weeks. This is what he told me the proceedure is. He got back late froma visitation, taking his son out for the day. His ex wife made up a story that he had assulted her. At 6 am the next day he was arrested,taken to the police station and later charged with assult. That same morning he appeared in court. Then he was returned to prison.Some time later his ex retracted her statment and eventually he was let out. He told me that if Venables had committed any offence then that would be the proceedure that would follow, arrest, interview and charge then return. If Venables name had appeared on any list of pedos he would have to be arrested first. he still has the same rights for any new offences.

  86. 390
    Anonymous says:

    Why aren’t the Tories mentioning this at every opportunity?

    Haig should have trotted this out with every answer at PMQs last week. He was weak banging on about Unite and BA.

  87. 392
    Cassandrina says:

    What on earth is wrong with you people?

    Is there an antidote?

  88. 393
    Carry On Chaps says:

    All the broken keybords are from every tome Gorgon reads Guido and your lovly posts about him.

  89. 400
    Frank Hebert says:

    Lord Paul also has a darker present so he could not have done anything wrong



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