March 8th, 2010

Absolutely Brilliant Feminists

To celebrate International Women’s Day Guido thought he would share an intimate email exchange between close friends, all devout feminists,  in the run up to last year’s event.  Draper was working away at LabourList and thought he would titillate the boys a little:

From: James Macintyre
To: Roger Liddle; Derek Draper
Sent: Tuesday, 3 March, 2009 14:38:18
Subject: FW: CV

Roger, Derek, this guy is super bright, and Labour, and finishing an internship with NS this week. If you have a place for him..or if there is anyone you might be able to forward to..

From: Derek Draper
Sent: 03 March 2009 15:14
To: James Macintyre; Roger Liddle

is he cute though?
020 7486 ████
MIND Journalist of the Year 2007/8

From: James Macintyre
To: Derek Draper; Roger Liddle
Sent: Tuesday, 3 March, 2009 15:07:35

I knew that would be your response!

From: Derek Draper
Sent: 03 March 2009 15:19
To: James Macintyre; Roger Liddle

what’s the answer, though?

(if you are single you should pop in here on friday morning as we have the delectable rowenna davies here guest editing labourlist for international womens day)

fowrad to a harman led labour party


From: James Macintyre
To: Derek Draper; Roger Liddle
Sent: Tuesday, 3 March, 2009 15:15:49

He is very tall, handsome in a bookish sort of way. Very █████ and █████.

I am very much single and in need to remedy that. I ███ █████ ███ ██ Friday – who is this woman? Otherwise will have to try and pull Harman..


From: Derek Draper
Sent: 03 March 2009 15:26
To: James Macintyre; Roger Liddle

he sounds like a queer

(she says she’s a freelance journalist, quite lefty, very beautiful)

From: James Macintyre
To: Derek Draper
Sent: Tuesday, 3 March, 2009 15:24:35

well you called her delectable then appeared not to know her – anyway i see she is now v v fit – ridiculously beautiful – why she editing it – so you can look at her?


thanks for emailing the labour woman – please let me know what her response is however negative – even if she says “i have heard he is a total wanker” as i know she will reply to you. x


No wonder Ms. Davies wasn’t too impressed with her day in the office, she later wrote:  “When I first met the site’s regular editor Derek Draper and his all-male staff to discuss potential questions for an online survey, he suggested with a grin that I ask “Is domestic violence always wrong?” and then spent the rest of the afternoon trying to set me up with James Purnell.”  Clearly a confused bunch.

Happy Women’s Day everyone…

*Some parts redacted on taste grounds.


  1. 1
    Gordon Brown says:

    These are our values. It’s in our D-N-A….

  2. 2

    We’re all trying to avoid vomiting together.

  3. 3
    Crikey says:

    Taste grounds? On this blog?

  4. 4

    What is wrong with James Macintyre’s spelling?

    A future fair for all?”

  5. 5

    Kind of sums up Labour doesn’t it? Say one thing to be “right on trendy” whilst thinking something different.

    Have a better pic of Harman and her Labour lies on the blog.

  6. 6
    jdennis_99 says:

    It must have been bad! :-)

  7. 7

    We’re all concerned about your recent predilection for redaction together.

    Full disclosure, Guido!

  8. 8

    For Guido to redact something on the grounds of taste is as likely as Fred West saying “No thanks, she’s too young and closely related”

  9. 9

    Shows you how bad they were then ;-)

  10. 10
    Sarah's sacrifice says:

    15:15 McIntyre to Draper(Redacted).”I fucked Gordon’s wife on friday”.

  11. 11
    Daily Telegraph says:

    “Some parts redacted on taste grounds”

    Forget the taste, let’s see the lot or we will put in a FOI request. Do you work in the MPs expenses office or something?

  12. 12
    Mitch says:

    ”I usually cottage myself round friday”.

  13. 13

    It was bad, even by our low standards of decency.

  14. 14
    Sir William Waad says:

    Try getting away with that sort of banter if you were running a furniture showroom in Swindon. It’s one rule for them, another rule for us taxpayers. I’m not surprised, because these people are known to be scum, but I am a bit shocked as I really think that kind of sexist talk is wrong, as I was saying to one of the stable lasses the other day as she bent over to scrub a horse’s hoof in her tight jodhpurs….

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    Larry says:

    Please leave this at the top of your page as long a s possible, and try to force a reply from James Mcintyre.

  17. 17
    Redaction competition says:

    “I licked Mandelson’s arse on Friday”.

  18. 18
    Could You Shag a Socialist says:

    Rowenna Davis might be attractive but I really couldn’t be bothered.

  19. 19
    Sir William Waad says:

    Well I’m looking forward to going to it. Will there be a Ghost Train?

  20. 20
    Reply from J Mcintyre says:

    …somebody hacked my email account. Isn’t it awful?

  21. 21
    Dick the Prick says:

    Quite so – most intriguing! What a bloody shambles though. You don’t use your work e-mail for crap like that; at least have the good sense to jump into hotmail. Amateurs!

  22. 22
    Kate Garraway says:

    Don’t bother coming home. The locks are changed and your clothes out in the skip.

  23. 23
    Phwoarr! says:

    I bloody could!

  24. 24
    Petronius says:

    The same skip you originally found them in, you tramp.

  25. 25
    Mitch says:

    Your principles are admirable, but you might be taking it too far….

  26. 26
    Dino says:

    Wow, that’s quite shocking. Any chance we can have the un-redacted version?

    Link to it, with warnings etc? Or just supply the missing words and we can put them back in ourselves.

  27. 27
    Engineer says:

    I’m a tad confused, Sir William. Why did your stable lass have a horse’s hoof in her jodhpurs, and why did she want to bend over to scrub it?

  28. 28

    Is that McNulty on the Daily politics?
    Thought he was banished for excessive flipping. Down the Jacqui Smith, perona non video, track.

    Has he been rehabilitated?

  29. 29


    So was Draper hacked has he alleged during McBride and Smeargate episode?

  30. 30
    The IMF is coming says:

    And what date is it?

  31. 31

    Who’s wearing the jodhpurs?

  32. 32
    Historian says:


    From: James Macintyre
    To: Derek Draper; Roger Liddle
    Sent: Tuesday, 3 March, 2009 15:15:49

    He is very tall, handsome in a bookish sort of way. Very young and dumb.

    I am very much single and in need to remedy that. I want fucking sorting out Friday – who is this woman? Otherwise will have to try and pull Harman..


  33. 33
    Peter Grimes says:

    Just the sort of two-faced deceit about standards you would expect from ZaNuLieBor.

    Lying to the public about a belief whilst acting completely inappropriately is what they do!

    (Are you ever going to publish any of the Nads/Cammy smear emails, Guido?)

  34. 34
    Real Alternative says:

    He works for the New Statesman, ’nuff said.

  35. 35
    Ken Lorp says:

    Ah, Harperdaughter must be so proud of her followers …

  36. 36
    Mitch says:

    Oh, it’s Cameron, is it?

    I’d’ve thought he’d have more taste than that.

  37. 37
    Sir William Waad says:

    Because it’s nicer than a camel’s foot!

  38. 38
    Knock, knock it's the bailiffs says:

    At night all cats are grey!

    As it’s national womens day who’s up for lesbian lavatory lust?

  39. 39
    Sweet and Innocent Child of a Politically Correct and Non-Discriminatory Socialist Heaven says:

    What’s a queer?

  40. 40
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Its not as if its just lefty feminists who would say “shut up you foul creeps”. You might think that anyone with a normal path through life would realise that banter like that is likely to get you kicked in the balls (etc.), unless its in the pub with a bunch of blokes.

    But then Draper has always been like that, and most women had the sense to ignore him.

  41. 41
    Sarah's sacrifice says:

    “I wore Yvette’s knickers on Friday”

  42. 42
    Purpleline says:

    And yes I am shagging thenew bloke on GMTV who is doing the Sport, you fucking northern dwarf.

  43. 43
    Thats News says:

    Equality. So important that Labour only allow it out of the cupboard on very special occasions…

  44. 44
    just so you know says:

    nice use of the word ‘queer’ – they are all class aren’t they! This really shows one of the most infuriating aspects of NuLabour – they try to make out they are so PC and shove laws down out throats and all the time they are worse than we are!

    PS – love the accessorising of Harmans T-shirt with the necklace.

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    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    What sort of man asks of another “Is he cute?”
    Degsy probably turned straight when he realised that even poofs wouldnt fuck him anymore
    Women are so forgiving of a mans looks , unlike knob jockeys

  47. 47
    Ed Balls says:

    So what?

  48. 48

    Unredact it would you mate? We’re all grown-ups here.

    Apart from the socialists of course, but who fucking cares if they’re offended?

    BTW, might this not be a nice counter to the Labour vermin trying to smear Dave’s latest convert? Some reather fit scottish type, Tessa Hartman, full of milfy goodness.

    “She added that more needed to be done about controlling immigration. “We should be looking after ourselves at home to start with,” she said. “We need to start being a bit more selfish.”

    Her comments were seized on by the Labour Party as portraying the real face of the Tories. A spokesman for Scottish Secretary Jim Murphy said: “This just shows how out of touch the Conservatives still are. Their values are at odds with the generosity of Scots. They are a risk that Scotland cannot afford to take.””

    Generous with other people’s money, that is.

    Labour, of course, the nice party in public – unless you criticise them – the nasty party in their emails.

  49. 49
    Postal Vote says:

    Postal Votes are always ‘cute’ for he party that gets them!

  50. 50
    Animal says:

    Yet another, albeit rather amusing, example of the rank hypocrisy of lefties in the workplace. For all their posturing and claims that the downtrodden worker is better represented by Labour, take even the shortest peak at a whole range of unions and left-wing media and you will find staff treated far worse than in other companies.

    I once worked for a Labour-loving, politically-correct to-the-point-of-exasperating MD at a company some years ago. Horrible atmosphere fuelled by whisper campaigns against anyone who tried to think for themselves and an utter lack of direction. Went bust after burning through cash on vanity projects and no attempt to get to grips with the real problems they face.

    Sounds worryingly familiar, doesn’t it?

  51. 51
    Dino says:

    To answer your question, a gay man.

  52. 52
    X Rated says:

    Guido is concerned for our tastes.

  53. 53
    Could You Shag a Socialist says:

    I really couldn’t stand to hang around and hear the shite she would spout. There are better looking women with better judgement in their politics than this silly bitch.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    “He sounds like a queer” Derek the psychotherapist. lol.

  55. 55
    Could You Shag a Socialist says:

    Now that’s a proper girl.

  56. 56
    Dark Knight says:

    Radio 5 Live this morning. Mad Hattie was being interviewed by the Skinny Scot. She was asked about her husband being selected as a parliamentary candidate in spite of the constituency being identified as one where it would be an all woman list. She said I will get back to the question. Needless to say she did not and the Skinny Scot didn’t press her and let her get away with it. Bloody BBC.

  57. 57
    Labour List says:

    James Macintyre is political correspondent for the New Statesman. Before tha”t he was a reporter at the Independent, specialising in religious affairs and politics, after moving across to print journalism from television, where he was producer of LWT’s Dimbleby programme and BBC1’s Question Time.”

  58. 58
    Penfold says:

    Ye gods Guido, whats that photo on the right?
    If that’s feminism then bring on the hemlock…………….

  59. 59

    Harriet’ s photo. The poor luv. She’s not normally that much of a bull!
    She reminds me of someone in that picture.

    Is it Bobby Davro?

  60. 60
    Askey says:

    Putting labourlist into google with the redacted telephone number gets this result, i thank you

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    There will be a ghost train, filled with screams of anguish from Labour’s founding fathers non-gender-specific parents/guardians.

  62. 62
    a troll in the woods says:

    Your inbox is always full of shit.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    You’d actually want to use Google Mail and make bloody sure the “always use HTTPS” option is selected.

  64. 64
    Martin Day says:

    this is just the sort of activity you expect from liebour.

    just hard nosed bullying lying c u n t s, every one of them, corrupt to the core. learnt it all from the soviets in the brezhnev era.

  65. 65
    Jack Dromey says:

    You are toast Macintyre !!!

  66. 66
    Disco Stew says:

    And so we have the left….
    Feminest when they need to be
    Anti racist when they need to be
    Anti homophobe when they need to be
    Anti anything or pro anything when required
    The ends justify the means.
    Wankers all the time

  67. 67
    drapers follies says:

    Is this the fag end of the parteh?

  68. 68
    Sir William Waad says:

    It certainly isn’t Mary Wollstonecraft, who was quite a looker.

  69. 69
    Larry says:

    Well done to the man who posted a link on the New Statesman blog to this page.

  70. 70
    tinkerbell says:

    James Macintyre looks as if he’s feeling a little kweer.

  71. 71
    Andy Carpark says:

    They can’t afford to leave a man of his intellect out of the campaign.

    When the dust has settled, the succession will be a straight fight between Tony McNulty and Phil Woolas, mark my words.

  72. 72
    J Prescott says:

    Tory party hasnt changed there still sexist.

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    They label groups of people as “victim” groups then use them. Chumps to a man. And complete hypocrites.

  74. 74
    Anonymous says:

    He would arrange the audience then? In an unbiased way of course.

  75. 75
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    It’s only religious hypocrisy – the tribute vice pays to virtue. They are like it in every single politically correct right-on institution.

  76. 76
    TheBeeb says:

    James is very unbiased in his politics and ensures our Question Time audiences are from a broad political spectrum ranging from the left to the far left.

    He is very kind to our female coke-snorters here and will rub their arses constantly during a programme.

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Any 59 year old who wears ‘message’ t-shirts is a fuckwitted cretin who should be shot. No ifs or buts.

  78. 78
    Martin Day says:






  79. 79
    sandy says:

    Ooh ducky, vide my eek and tell me what a queer sounds like, bona.

  80. 80
    rocknrolla says:

    I like it!

  81. 81
    Sir William Waad says:

    As for ‘Roger Liddle’ – I know they don’t care for the former-leftie loony-right commentator but does Rod really deserve to be insulted like this in public?

  82. 82
    backwoodsman says:

    the bbc ?

  83. 83
    Dolly the Creep says:

    Whooooooooops !!

  84. 84
    Jonah McTit says:

    Dear Guido,

    With respect to Mandy’s comments about Dave lacking balls, do you have have any info on Mandy’s past with regard to Gordon’s balls?

    Such an (alleged) relationship and its aftermath might explain a lot. Presumably both parties would, if it is true, have plenty that they would like to keep quiet.

    Just wondering, given Mandy’s rather aggressive recent behaviour, and his obsessing about balls.

    Perhaps co-conspirators have more detail?

  85. 85

    Looks like Liebour’s progressive literature and spelling policies are still on course though.

  86. 86
  87. 87

    Hey Guido, dig the cross-hairs out won’t you? There’s got to be another scalp either from this piss-poor crew, or in Glasgow.

    BTW, doesn’t anyone at Unite care that Charlie ‘Charlie’ Whelan seems to spend most of his working day “doing” for Gordon?

  88. 88
    Ed Balls says:

    Fuck me, my educational policies are working!

    Here, kid, have a dozen GCSEs.

  89. 89
    AC1 says:


    There a different “more-equal” laws for inner party members

  90. 90
    Vegan Yosemoni Sam says:

    What no gravey say your prayers rabbit

  91. 91
    Martin Day says:




  92. 92
    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    My amoral compost says it’s OK for Liebour to elbow women aside in International Women’s week

    Now get out of my way !!!

  93. 93
    udderly 'orrible says:

    fag and front end innit!

  94. 94
    James Macintyre says:

    She is the most powerful woman in the country, loved and loathed in equal measure. She’s pushing through controversial and ideologically driven legislation. And she yields to no one in her fight for what she wants

    Profile: Harriet Harman

    His profile of Harriet is a far cry away from; ” I am very much single and in need to remedy that. I ███ █████ ███ ██ Friday – who is this woman? Otherwise will have to try and pull Harman..”

  95. 95
    AC1 says:

    Looks like the real Presclots Gramer and Spelin.

  96. 96
    The Dirty Rat says:

    *Some parts redacted on taste grounds.

    I’ve got very poor taste – let’s see it please.

  97. 97

    Rowenna looks like a typical leftie shrew.

    At least harriet is really a posh bird posing as a leftie. Therefore we can surmise that she is dirty and probably takes it up the arse whereas Rowenna would probably cut your cock off

  98. 98
    ANC circa 1980 says:

    We’ve got a better necklace for her.

  99. 99
    The Dirty Rat says:

    There is a photograph showing Gordon with a huge pair of balls.
    The trouble is they belong to Mandy and they are on Gordon’s chin.

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    The penguin club sound like they are reading “On being wankers” at Oxford.

  101. 101
    Groucho says:

    Best laugh of the day so far! Pleeeeaase Guido, unredact it!

  102. 102
    tenner says labour get trashed says:

    her gob looks handy for opening bottles of lager

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    just so you know says:

    that’s why i don’t want to be a feminist – i might look like her.

  104. 104
    misogynist says:

    Let’s face it, we’ve all listened to and talked a load of unadulterated crap for hours on end just for a shag, so nothing changes.

  105. 105
    Up sh1t creek says:

    This is what a feminist looks like when asked simple questions from a sympathetic New Labour supporting presenter.

  106. 106
    running a furniture showroom in Swindon says:

    As I run the furniture showroom in Swindon I get away with everything.

  107. 107
    just so you know says:

    “rich men are too influential at Downing Street”. Jack Dromey 2006

  108. 108
    Just cause we're related says:

    Privillage its what Labour do best !

  109. 109
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Talk about a disturbed view of human relationships! Analyse that, Draper.

  110. 110
    A Nonnymouse says:

    Not a potential winner of a wet T-shirt contest, then?

  111. 111
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    Anonymous says:

    “Harriet is really a posh bird”. Bird, as in, “ugly fuckwitted trollop”?

  113. 113
    Hoonflaps says:

    Couldn’t you just get Carol Vorderman to present the missing words in a countdown conudrum type form and we can re arrange to find the missing phrases ?

  114. 114
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    BACP were warned at the time against letting dolly represent their previously untarnished reputation.

  115. 115
    Girl power says:

    I have a feeling that Draper and Macintyre will come off second best when Garraway and Harman take their revenge.

  116. 116
    Arrowbar says:

    my recovery truck is cute

  117. 117
    young werther says:

    They’re not talking about Jonty Pryor are they, ‘cos he’s a fucking ugly cuпt?

  118. 118
    Dry Martini says:

    Some parts redacted on taste grounds?

    If we wanted good taste we’d go to mumsnet.

  119. 119
    Hattie Hardbint Madperson says:

    Well I think Its a private matter but I am sure the court of public opinion will decide.

    Sorry got to dash Hubbies up for a new job and he needs my support but you know where to find me

    *ring ring !! dink*

    Oh! Oh dear not again

  120. 120
    Odds Bodkins says:

    Rowenna does speak the truth:

    “the average woman speaks 20,000 words a day while the average man speaks just 7,000″

  121. 121
    bitch slapped says:

    What a fucking creep.

  122. 122
    backwoodsman says:

    And all wimmin short lists !

  123. 123
    Arrowbar says:

    WARNING feminism will make you look like this

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    Martian Day says:


  125. 125
    Equality is for the little people says:

    What did this article say “Loved in equal measure” ???? I dont think so mate !!!

  126. 126
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    you’ve been fiddling with her breasts!

  127. 127
    Thomas the tank engine says:

    can you run the fucking trains as well then coz you would make a better job of it

  128. 128
    Fill in the blanks says:

    I ███ █████ ███ ██ Friday

  129. 129
    Guess who? says:


  130. 130
    BROWNED OFF says:

    Why didn’t Marr ask her about parachuting hubby into Erdington seat by dropping her All Woman Shortlist?

  131. 131
    P Im Wright says:

    I see the Rowenna bird fancies the FAWcett Society…is that you on a John Terry..FAWkes???

  132. 132
    Sarah Twit Pic says: – Amanda Holden as Rosie the Riveter on Mirror women’s day supplement today Monday 8th #IWD

  133. 133
    Labour School Grad says:

    sez it stub that fag out missus and make a brew,i’m going fo a shit and a read.i’ll have toast and not too much butter it makes the bacon slide off.

  134. 134

    If you had just said you were gender confused and turned up to the selection in a mini skirt then Mrs Dromey would not have to keep not answering the “why no all women shortlist for your family Hattie?” question.

  135. 135
    AC Onsumer says:

    If we wanted taste we would go to LIDL for their chocolate

  136. 136
    Disco Stew says:

    And dont forget, for the last 13 years they have kicked the working class
    man in the bollocks…that will learn them to vote socialism.

  137. 137
    Sweaty Sock says:

    generosity of Scots?

    Fucking contradiction in terms if ever I heard one.

  138. 138
    AC Onsumer says:

    Alumni of Hertford college include the former home secretary Jacqui Smith
    No we know where she picked up her expensive tastes

  139. 139

    Was a typo in the word ‘lacking’.
    The ‘A’ is an ‘I’

  140. 140
    More or less Silent Bob says:

    Somebody’s nicked all my words.

  141. 141
    sed lez says:


    From: James Macintyre
    To: Derek Draper; Roger Liddle
    Sent: Tuesday, 3 March, 2009 15:15:49

    He is very tall, handsome in a bookish sort of way. Very stupid and fuckable.

    I am very much single and in need to remedy that. I shagged a tramp on Friday – who is this woman? Otherwise will have to try and pull Harman..


  142. 142
    ASA says:

    Is the ‘First’ Lady allowed to place adverts for a national newspaper on a government website?

  143. 143
    AC Onsumer says:

    This is what a nepotist looks like when asked simple questions from a sympathetic New Labour supporting presenter.

    Fixed it for you

  144. 144
    Hettie Hardbint Madperson says:

    Just do as I say not as I do RIGHT ? GOT IT NOW?

  145. 145
    Disco Stew says:

    What i cant understand is, how can a gorgeous bird be a socialst.

  146. 146
    the clitheroe kid says:

    Four naughty words in a row that make sense? Quite hard to do, but I’m sure that won’t stop some from trying.

  147. 147
    AC1 says:


    You make windmill money, here’s a way to boost “profits”*

    *Well rent-seeking.

  148. 148
    Harriet █████ █████ ♀ says:

    I am annonymously complaining about this disgusting male behaviour.

  149. 149
    AC1 says:

    Brains and Beauty rarely coincide.

  150. 150
    Harriet Harman says:

    A message can be left for James Macintyre, HERE.

  151. 151
    Detective Lewis says:

    errr the letter ‘L’ ?

    My morse is not so good these days I’m afraid

  152. 152
    englishman says:

    They ARE very generous with my money though.

  153. 153
    charlie chutney says:

    Or their chutney.

  154. 154
    just so you know says:

    I cannot think for the life of me where flow video got the ‘stress at work’ idea from – not sure if sent to no 10?

  155. 155
    AC1 says:

    You’ve made me feel ill.

  156. 156
    pissed off voter says:

    I was intrigued by the seen elsewhere article on keyboards. For several decades I’ve worked in IT, sometimes in environments where several hundred keyboards were in use and I have never, ever come across a broken keyboard. How the fuck can Downing Street break 100 in twelve months? Though the total cost is probably only a couple of grand, it is a couple of grand of taxpayers’ money. For me, this typifies the attitude of politicians to our cash. Christ, start adding in nokias, ‘ lost’ laptops, etc and there’s almost enough to cover an MP’s dodgy expense claims.

  157. 157
    Harrimen Harminger says:

    You’re allowed to talk 20,000 words of bullshit about the poor and downtrodden, what’s not attractive about that?

  158. 158
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Just remember it next time you think you might ejaculate too early.

  159. 159
    Martin Day says:

    Go on Norman

    Blow to David Cameron as Lord Tebbit tells Tories not to vote Conservative

  160. 160
    Labour School Grad says:

    stupid and ugly worked for harpic

  161. 161
    Rowenna Davis says:

    I never wanted my period. I wasn’t one of those girls who kept checking their knickers for the first bloody specs of womanhood. Me? I was too busy measuring my breasts. At my school boobs were “buff”; periods were nasty.

  162. 162
    REEVO says:

    Sounds like typical office wanker stuff to me, in any case bleeding hearts that expect any thread of common decency from Ed Balls seedy little gang of giggling twerps could do with a reality check.

  163. 163
    Sting's beard says:

    I saw a report about a year ago which indicated a direct linear relationship between a companies profitability and the number of female directors on the board. Only problem for the wimmin was that it was a negative correlation. i,e. the more wommen in charge the more likely your profits were to go down or even make a loss!! If this crap catches on there will be no recovery!!

  164. 164
    Robinson Crusoe says:

    Leave my friend alone!

  165. 165
    Martin Day says:

    Martin Day said: “Those complaining about the new 50% tax rate, while calling for the Government to reduce the deficit in the same breath, would do well to understand what financial hardship is really like from the millions of people on low and middle incomes who have lost their jobs or had their savings destroyed by the recession.”



  166. 166
    AC Onsumer says:

    He does not know it happened?

  167. 167
    REEVO says:

    They don’t Tebbit to tell them, they are looking elsewhere as it is!

  168. 168
    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    Look, we’re strangers to the truth.

    We’d rather not make its acquaintance now we’re in electioneering mode.

  169. 169
    New Statesman says:

    Dear James.
    Your fired.

  170. 170
    Up sh1t creek says:

    He had a secret sex change?

  171. 171
    IT Dept says:

    what IT dept.Mine was full of the fuckers and they were full of sticky coffee. mind you not that many

  172. 172
    Andy Carpark says:

    How dare you say that. It is a randomly selected audience of hand-picked lefties.

  173. 173
    AC Onsumer says:

    generosity of Scots?

    Proof enough for you sweaty socks?

  174. 174
    Mr EXIT says:

    It can only get better

  175. 175
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    <Looks at keyboard. > Still works though.

  176. 176
    Henry Crun says:

    All the rides will be free. The NuLabour future fair will include a new ride: The Budgetary Black Hole. You throw all your money in and get fuck all in return.

  177. 177
    AC Onsumer says:

    Maybe he is a girlie just like his dear papa?

  178. 178
    Henry Crun says:

    Yeah, it’s not like she wears ‘em.

  179. 179
    Ctesibius says:

    Liddle is a fat bastard who you see wandering around the place from time to time. Just to remind you:

    “we asked Liddle if Draper was as influential as he claimed. Liddle leaned forward. “There is a Circle,” he confided. (Liddle was now whispering.) “There is a Circle and Derek is part of The Circle. And anyone who says he isn’t is An Enemy.” He reassured us that “Derek knows all the right people.” Could Draper introduce us to policy-makers who might be helpful? In response, Liddle handed us a card with his Downing Street and home phone numbers. He then made an extraordinary offer. He said to us:

    “Whenever you are ready, just tell me what you want, who you want to meet and Derek and I will make the call for you.”

  180. 180
    Sir William Waad says:

    Why would she keep her specs in her knickers? Or did some boy leave them there when her Mum came home unexpectedly? Or can she not spell ‘specks’?

  181. 181
    caesars wife says:

    very nice guido . Dread to think what mans week would look like under labour probebly a week long event of a man in ladies underwear being alternately lashed, burned branded and his wallet emptied via a new wimins tax , while harriet slaughters pigs and eats there still fresh livers !

  182. 182
    Lord Mandlebum of Fondleboys says:

    We know who you are and where to find you…

  183. 183
    Minekiller says:

    OT…Sky has a story about an Inspctor Jones from West Midlands Police, charged with death by dangerous driving allegedly, killing a student…but also ‘misconduct in public office’….more to this story is there?

  184. 184
    Mr Ned says:

    McNulty is the former home office Minister who said,

    “We are not knocking down doors at four in the morning with people booted and suited in riot gear. Most of the removals occur around half-five, half-six, seven in the morning.”

    Phew I feel a whole lot safer now, thank fuck we only detain innocent people without charge at a more respectful time of day.

  185. 185
    Sir William Waad says:

    Keyboards are not designed to bounce.

  186. 186

    They only have a 3,500 and 4,500 majority respectively and abysmal records with their expenses, I doubt either of them will be returned to Parliament on 6th May.

  187. 187
    Nigel Tufnell says:

    What’s wrong with being sexy?

  188. 188
    Mr Ned says:

    The BBC cannot go bust due to the unique way it is funded (through extortion and money extracted through menaces.)

    It will still be there reporting the final destruction of the UK just before it is renamed the EUBC and swallowed up as a loyal regional broadcaster of EU propaganda.

  189. 189
    unsympathetic says:

    i do miss derek not posting on here……they were such fun times…….

    screaming like a banshee…insulting everyone,telling them that they ‘probably smelt like fox shit’……….halcyon days……..

    tell kate that cataracts can be removed for £800 nowadays.

  190. 190
    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    Martin as I’ve said numerous times before, this is NO time for a nobhead.

    Now fuck off !

  191. 191
    The IMF is coming says:

    Still not convinced Martin.
    Will not be voting Labour.
    Run along, there’s a good boy

  192. 192
    Doc Of Dixon Green says:

    about as much as 3 falling happily one after the other from a 30 floor high rise

  193. 193
    AC Onsumer says:

    Remind us which university you went to again? I seem to remember this haven of menstruation you so lovingly describe was also the place where you were treated like a minority…wedged between overly sexualised bops and competitive tutorials with arrogant public school boys”.

    Surely you have a broad enough pool of life experience to avoid constantly harping back to Oxford and manipulating your memories of the place to fit with your latest musings.

    This beauty went to Oxford like Jacqui Smith

  194. 194
    cherie says:

    and which set of hoons were in charge?


  195. 195
    Doc Of Dixon Green says:

    what font is screaming banshee

  196. 196
    I'll climb this blinkin' ladder 'til I get right to the top. When i'm lickin windows says:

    wee tard

  197. 197
    Anonymous says:

    They’re good in bed. Nutters often are.

  198. 198

    “I’ll have one up the bottom, two from her middle and one of her on top please Carol”

  199. 199
    Derek Drapers says:

    Those homophobic tories sound like right fuckin queers.

  200. 200
    failed tech college teacher runs amok unchecked by gang of self serving greedy hoons says:

  201. 201
    Cape Cod says:

    Any word on the Icelanders telling the pizza boys to stick it, Gay Fawker?

  202. 202
  203. 203
    Martin Day says:

    The stoneage is underrated.


  204. 204
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I had to spoil things – but the Labour party was set up to give the unions a voice in Parliament. Having said that, Dromey is an ace twat. Have you noticed that as his lady wife’s voice got ‘Labour-cockney’, Dromey’s voice got plumier. Some transfer of bodily fluids I suppose.

  205. 205
    Could You Shag a Socialist says:

    See what I mean, no decent bird would talk like that. Tory women don’t menstrate like socialists, they are more descrete and dissapear off for a few days, as they should.

    Can’t beat Tory totty.

  206. 206
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    No, Unite members pay their subs purely so that Whelan can give Brown a helping hand.

  207. 207

    Fuck all to do with decency – it saves on overtime.

  208. 208
    bird with small brain says:

    There’ll be a compulsary ride where we all go round and round very fast and stick to the walls like flies

  209. 209
    Maladroit Labour Chump says:


  210. 210
    Susie says:

    None so fanatical as a recent convert.

  211. 211
    Maladroit Labour Chump says:


  212. 212
    Tony & Cherie Blair-Bollingers says:

    Hi there,

    We just popped by to say we are getting richer by the second. My new book is out soon, that’ll be another cool five million wodgers.

    Our fat daughter is just eating our cash, no literally, she’s eating our cash, still, we can afford it.

    Hope all you poor folk can afford a holiday this year, the pound is really nothing but shite now, still our money is off-shore, we’ve bought one of those non-dom gadgets, amazing yeahh!

    Anyway must dash, we have some really rich socialist friends coming round for a lavish dinner on the taxpay so you can all fuck off now!

  213. 213
    NorthernGit says:

    what woman in her right mind writes an article like this…yuk

  214. 214
    Hayupthere says:

    Is this what the glasgow 3 were doing

  215. 215
    Hayupthere says:

    lucky i did 3 got 2

  216. 216
    Hayupthere says:

    is it vids your modding

  217. 217
    smig says:

    It’s like a Frica but with a lesser probability of having HIV.

  218. 218
    Odds Bodkins says:

    I’ve never seen it happen either. With or without coffee spillages.

    Probably down to the Great Clunking Fist when there no nearby Nokias, printers or subordinates handy.

  219. 219
    lol from the beeb merry go round leftish media says:

    ze ladeeeey that is in the running for a safe seat and was poltical editor of GMTV also used to be a helping hand for Dimbleby

    wooh ….

    …. what a broad church the media and labour and the uk

    so incestuous that soon you’ll get very bored when you’ve got brains

  220. 220
    Anonymous says:

    I note that Prime Hoon Brown has problems with his PC keyboards – the following may be apt:-
    Keyboard with high quality 16 mm integrated trackball and two button pointing device. Featuring: Mechanical keys with gold cross point contacts for high-precision key action, individual key life expectancy approximately 20 million cycles and a MTBF of 134,000 hours Multiple language support available. PS/2 Interface with Optional USB

    Can we sue him for destroying government property? Now?

  221. 221
    Archer Karcher says:

    Dromey has been officially re-designated transgendered lesbian, that trumps wimmin by a short head and white male by sixteen lengths.

  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

    Ya fucked up sack of shit, accusing others of smearing while doing the same thing yourdelf. Feck off.

  223. 223

    Only if the fluid in question is petrol…

  224. 224
    tat says:

    I sure am!

  225. 225

    So Ashcroft broke a promise so it’s different? What about all the broken promises by Labour?

  226. 226
    The BBC is not biased says:

    Because Marr is a labour leftie – mustn’t upset the bastards!

  227. 227
    Disco Stew says:

    Blimey all that talk about moon cups was a bit of a passion killer.
    What kind of a woman gives up tampons to save the world?
    If she thinks she has saved the world, we realy are fucked.

  228. 228
    Woman voter says:

    Why don’t they try growing up -it can be fun! After all, what woman wants to be pulled by schoolboys.

    Labour just doesn’t have many sophisticated men in its ranks.

  229. 229
    OwlHoot says:

    “I haven’t shagged since last Friday” ?

    The word lengths, and general gist, seem about right.

  230. 230
    Agatha says:

    I’d like a bunch of flowers, a box of chocolates and an expensive West End dinner for International Women’s Day.

  231. 231
    Joey Comb says:

    I went out with a Tory bird once. and when it came time to drop the kid she said excuse me and fucked off behind a bush. 15 minutes later she joined me in the pub with our son.Now thats a classy bird.

  232. 232
    Sigmund Fraud says:

    Ja, zis is so.

  233. 233
    Ratsniffer says:

    Funny how Harriet’s sisterhood always turn a blind eye to this sort of malarkey, much in the same way as they said nothing about Prezzer’s shenanegans.

  234. 234
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    That came a little later. The Labour Party was actually set up so that elderly, sandal-wearing posh queens could meet young working-class trade without having to shell out for the privilege. Plus ca change!

  235. 235
    Sigmund Fraud says:

    This I would rather not analyse. Too disturbing.

  236. 236
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    I thought partially-sighted people were supposed to have an ultra light touch?

  237. 237
    Sigmund Fraud says:

    Ach, Ja, failed infantile-regressive wish-fulfillment und fear of impending integrated adulthood… Ze vish to permanently delay – ze chosen vord Fabian is nicht coincidence – responsibility over one’s own Biologische imperative… A clear diagnosis of der Socialismus-praecox in early-blooming floridity.

    Zat vill be 600 Schillings, Jungfrau… in your own money, bitte.

  238. 238

    I’ve met you Beast

    Even Blunkett thinks you’re an ugly bastard

  239. 239
    Alan Philip Bonggg says:

    Exactly. Yes he gave an assurance. Labour non doms, who HH refuses to admit to didn’t. Like voters give a sh+t. Only the Labour party and the BBC seem to think the distinction matters. The bigger issue should be that HH on the Beeb refused to even give details of the status of their donors.

  240. 240
    Gordoom cooks the books says:

    It`s the right thing to do

  241. 241

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  242. 242
    Chloe says:

    And a simpering twat.

  243. 243

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