Guidogram Going Out Shortly
This week’s Guy News interviews Sam Dunkerley, a pensioner who worked at an engineering firm taken over by Gordon’s non-domiciled financial backer, Lord Swarj Paul. Emily reports on what happened to the firm’s pension fund and how bitter Mr Dunkerley feels about Lord Paul’s donations to the Labour Party: “Lord Paul has been bank-rolling the Labour Party with our money”.
TB reports on the ermine vermin problem at the Lords and we go inside Steve Hilton’s Zen Space. We also have an official declaration from Lord Evil, the non-domiciled backer of Guy News, stating his clear and transparent financial position.
If you haven’t subscribed to the Guidogram, you’ll have to wait until next week to see it…
2nd
unless you want to meet lots of bears.
I’d give it five minutes if I were you…
Barefaced liars ???? Did you see me at the Chocolate Inquiry ??
Chocolate Inquiry ?There was no chocolate there at all. Not a KitKat in sight.
Plenty of Brown Fudge though !!
Should have been called the ‘Silcott’ enquiry.Butchers walk free from their crimes.
I like it.
Chilcot, melts in Browns hands not in his mouth.
WTF. Get hold of Carol V. and ask her to explain the numerical listing of these posts – it’s doing my head in.
I’ve been wanting to get hold of Carol since approx 1984
Two off the top and one off the bottom please, Carol.
May I ask, are the Vordermans related to the Voldermorts in any way ?
Countdown strip poker.
Id poker
Too late now he should have got it together before the great 9 letter word in the sky… deceassed (o.k its only 8 when spelt correctly).
That was about the last time she looked decent, wasn’t it?
All dicks then.
Wow – promoted to 1st. I’m the winner. I’m the best you fucking cock-suckers.
Don`t kid yourself.
Guido.
You can bet your last Euro that the BBC wont be stealing this from you.
Is going inside Steve Hilton’s Zen Space some kind of euphamism ?
You can go on your own thanks.
I’m a calmer chameleon after seeing this:
The Lord Paul tax domicile scandal – the antidote to anyone who claims the bbc is impartial !!!!!
Can you find a different way of announcing the Guidogram Fawkes, the current one is very hightist?
It goes straight over my head!
An enquiry set up by the PM has just found that the PM is not guilty of anything.
Tell it to Fallujah.
And the enquiry would like to point out what an honest and truthful man GB. really is. We would like to take this opportunity to make him a Hero of the UK. and present him with this medal.
ALL STAND AND APPLAUD.
First one to stop clapping and smiling gets it.
Chilcot must be the longest party political broadcast in history. BBC’s coverage of it should ensure a number of new Peers get created soon. Worst thing is – we pay for all this!!!!
Fuck a greasy duck – it keeps right on going too.
“No knock-out blows”, says Sky’s Kay Burley immediately afterwards.
Shit. They were expecting one perhaps ?
I am thankful I emigrated three years ago. With this lot voted back in again there would not a lot left to stay for. Being a lifelong wage and tax slave to pay for these cretins to enjoy their hyped up lifestyle is not my idea of fun.
And, as we watch the UK slowly sink under the sea and disappear, due to the avoidable effects of global browning …..
Is that a photo of the non dom president Zumma or the alleged rapist and serial shagger Lord paul?
They all look the same to me?
And you a Peckham gel, too!
Oh sorry, like Fat Jacquie Two Bellies you never walk down there without a police escort, and only then when you have to!
I can`t recall, did fattie Jacquie wear a stab vest too?
Yes,She waddled into a Kebab sho,trussed up in a stab vest and surrounded by 8 uniformed old bill.
May I correct you. It is JacquiSIXbellies.
Or her formal title Ex-Two HomesSecretary.
A stab vest will no longer go around her. She will require two.One for the
front and one for the rear
And never needing one to cover her snatch – who on earth would want to stab that?
Can Brown explain why they had to destroy a country and kill thousands of people to get rid of one man?
Just before the war, Dan Rather from CNN and Labour’s own Tony Benn interviewed Saddam.
It wouldn’t have been outwith the ken of American forces or British to have tailed him and killed him without the need for the wholesale destruction of the country.
What’s that you say?
Oh, yes, no bid contracts for rebuilding Iraq; silly me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/February_2003_Saddam_Hussein_interview
Exactly what did we get out of BLiar’s illegal invasion? (And I don’t mean what did BLiar get out of it!)
And now our ‘friends’ the sheepshanks are doing dirty deals with the Argies to get their hands on a big share of any resources down there!
Re your problem with Microsoft’s crap. The problem is with the filing system MS uses. I have been using Ubuntu Studio for almost a year it is fast loading uses no anti virus and upgrades faultlessly. It is also free. Just the cost of the disk or download it. On the down side. It requires a strong password on load in. One needs to understand the filing system which is a unix Inode system. This is why it is so stable, every file has it’s own number and place on the drive. I use Studio because I run a keyboard thro it to give me a cinema organ sound as well. It is worth the effort!
yours, thanks for the brilliant site. Alan Jones.
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BBC/Guardian axis of evil still trying to get some mileage out of Ashcroft. Trying to get people to email MP’s/PPC’s
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog/2010/mar/03/lord-ashcroft-questions
Leave it out
No-one gives a fuck. Let it go.
The Campaign to Avert National Bankruptcy
http://www.britainneedsyou.blogspot.com/
I might point out to Matthew Wlliott (link at top right of this page) that nobody gives a flying fuck about Ashcroft except the Westminster Village idiots and that other ZaNuLab buttock, the BBC.
Oh, and about three people on this blog.
What links Michael Foot and Lord Ashcroft?
Lord Paul!
Did’t my hero do well. All these plebs banging on about dead soldiers and bomb proof cars – so pas·sé.
Thanks Mrs Goebbels. Now off to Kent with you to get that which cannot be had at home.
Some would say it’s not so bad if you were born non-domiciled, like Swarj Paul, whereas the likes of Lord Ashtray have gone to great lengths to wangle non-dom status for themselves. Actually I don’t think it matters a row of beans whether party donors are non-domiciled but, there you are, people only get excited about trivial things.
Remember when Labour made a fuss about chasing up non dom ex pat voters as a valuable source of votes?
Did not that tugboat who resigned over Iraq even fly out to somewhere hot too woo them?
You always knew it would be a fucking whitwash so dont sound suprised
the fucking BBc will be full of spin and bullsit all night
Poor Carol if only we had met, her life could have been so different.
WTF happened there? Order Order is out of order!
Archer.
carpe diem.
Get your arse round there and give her one.
Er
94⅝ I see Alistair Darling’s numbered the blog comments again.
I thought it was Gordon Brown, economic genius.
I think Friday is Guido’s no booze day – he gets withdrawal symptoms in the afternoon!
Gordon Brown uses Open letter of condolance for partisan rant:
http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/local-west-yorkshire-news/2010/03/05/prime-minister-gordon-brown-an-open-letter-to-huddersfield-examiner-readers-86081-25969138/
My God is there no passing bandwagon this low creature will not jump on. I should be surprised that he uses the very sad death of a man to push his political agenda, but I suppose it is just the measure of him that it is no surprise at all. He is despicable.
Carla Bruni-Sarkozy
Should Carla Bruni have worn a bra?
France’s First Lady has divided opinion by hosting a state dinner wearing a tight Roland Mouret dress and no underwire
I’d have liked her to have omitted the dress as well. That is one hot lady.
She was a great fuck when she was younger, or I think she was but I was Purcelled most of the time!
I would have, then and now.
Let us have a vote – a bit like those tele votes.
Who would you rather thrust your tongue inside:
Sahara Brown.
Carla Bruni.
Margaret Beckett.
Vote now and win loads of money.
That Margaret Beckett’s hot! But I would also like to lick out Gordon Brown. Oh, I’m all a dither.
Do you mean no underwear?
Times online says “underwire” – so underwire it is!
perhaps some sort of wordplay to suggest a woman of her age should have saggier tits. And the problem is not the protruding nips etc. but the lack of support.
I’m lost.
Im just hoping the Labour party broadcasting arm can .contain the Lord poole scandal.Shame he wasnt a tory.We need to pull Tom Bradby of ITV into line as he roasted lord M last night.He looked shagged after the interview.
First again for Labour whoo hooo
WTF??????????
You stupid fooker, how do you manage to come in front of No1 and yet be No.50 – Assume the position and pass me my light sabre!
Keep up the good work Martin.The offers still there for medical treatment for you and your family in Mid Staffs.X Andy
The only good news is the pension scandal wont be in the Guardian on The Independent.
Or in your pocket soon.
It was the right thing to do!
god help us
The Jocks have such style
Our Pm is bankrolled by a *aki uncle Fester , and married to a huge thighed minger beard and has no history of ever having fucked a woman, is obsessed with his father and lifting children
Then we have the french and Italians
Sarko gets to bone Carla Bruni and Silvio is a billionaire who fucks any nubile lass at least 50 years younger than himself
No wonder the rest of the world laughs at us
It was always my dream to see carol come up with the number 69
A swift 50 off the wrist please carol
Whenever I met Carol the phrase
JUMP ER always popped into my head
I knew I shouldn’t have looked at this site before my dinner. That picture of an ugly fat sod has made me queasy.
Posh speaks to someone working class?
This one might actually be funny.
Fucking hell, I can smell curry !
Interesting isn’t it not a peep about the labour sponsor ripping off the white working class?