Carol’s Conservative Conundrum
Guido tweeted last night that Carol Vorderman seemed to be going a little Palin-esque for her appearance on Question Time. It turned out to be more than just the look. For someone who has been on television for donkey’s years, her performance last night was less than exemplary. Reading constantly from CCHQ briefing notes she gave a blizzard of Tory lines. As head of the Conservative “Maths Task Force” Vorderman seems to be edging towards a peerage, though this idea took a hit last night. Clearly someone in the Tory high command is a fan though.
Who could it be that is guiding the rise of Vorderman? Well Guido remembers hearing a certain Lord, like many men of a certain age, had rather a soft spot for her even before she was brought into the fold. Maybe in return for that peerage, Carol could help Ashcroft with his numbers…
Two off the top and one off the bottom, please Carol
I can also confirm that Ms. Vorderman is not related to Lord Voldemort.
Oh for a real man to bring irrigation to my drought plagued hinterland.
Did you see my ‘hero’ lie and blame others (as usual) today?
I’m his Mrs Goebbels *sigh*
We’re all reading CCHQ briefing notes together.
we all plough our own furrows in life…
You mean the bit when you have to say “but it is relevant” when it isn’t?
My old mate Max can water her irrigation channel again. he did it of yore.
OT
Thank you all for donating to Nick Hogan, the barman jailed for six months
Taget has been reached. As soon as Paypal release the funds, he is free. I will see to it personally.
Meanwhile, apparantly I’m a hoon for not handing over all the money to an unnamed, unknown Northerner. Immediately
http://www.freedom2choose.info/news1.php?id=1091
Vordeman
No
Leave it.
I said leave it
Sarah Palin 7.5/10. Ms Vorderman 6.5/10. Harriman 2/10. Mrs Ball 3/10. Margaret Beckett 1/10. Jaqui Splii 3/10. Mrs Bercow 3.5/10. Vicky Thomas (chat line strumpet on the Sky Elite Adult Channel) 8.5/10. Hilary Clinton 3/10. Mrs Prescott 7/10 ( on the basis of putting up with fatty and being brighter than him).
She’s on my list !!
Nice to hear someone speak with passion rather than spouting tractor stats shite !
Shouldn’t that be “read from briefing notes with passion”?
grab a granny ((BARF!))
I’d crack one off on her bottom – nice for an oldie.
Twas a great performance until she started on about the scouse thing when surprisingly it was will self who made sense.
Even a busted clock is right twice a day.
Carol could make even a busted cock right twice a day.
That’s how I read flying high’s comment hours ago….must be the Victory Gin..hic
Spot on.
Just one of the bottom please dear…mmmmmmmmm
I once served food and drinks at a comedians birthday at a hotel in Surrey. The only person not to show up was ‘Vorderman + Guest’, leaving Richard Whitely with no one to sit next to. Whitely was loving the buffet salmon … as it turns out, a little too much.
consonant, vowel, consonant, consonant.
Bint?
cu nt
I am a martyr to my vowels.
her numbers simply did not add up
Nor do mine.
I’ll have a ‘P’ please bob
Ill have a line bob!
Hey! thats my line!
oh er ummm oh dear
i think Gordon would be really pleased at the rewards of yet another failure
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/oilandgas/7376018/BP-chief-Tony-Hayward-gets-41pc-pay-rise-despite-falling-profits.html
meanwhile we have to pay even more for our petrol from April 1st
From Labours 1997 manifesto: “We will cut VAT on fuel to five per cent, the lowest level allowed.”
No mention of adding tons on as fuel duty though.
That manifesto has tons of stuff that can be thrown back at them:
Strict rules for government borrowing
We will enforce the ‘golden rule’ of public spending – over the economic cycle, we will only borrow to invest and not to fund current expenditure.
We will ensure that – over the economic cycle – public debt as a proportion of national income is at a stable and prudent level.
VAT is at 5% on domestic gas, electricity and heating oil, which carry no duty. Petrol and diesel carries VAT at 17.5%. Labour reduced the rate on domestic fuel from 8%, which had been imposed by the Conservatives from 1994 (who also tried to raise it to 17.5% in 1995 but backed down in the face of back-bench opposition). Before 1994, domestic fuel was zero-rated.
Forgive me, I’m a tax nerd.
The EU has other plans though
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/7370614/EU-draws-up-plans-for-first-direct-tax-with-fuel-levy.html
In Qater you can buy 30 lites of petrol for 8 quid. Alternatively and oddly enough one beer in a hotel costs 40 rial or about 7 quid
glad cars dont run on beer
In your dreams……… We are here to stay! Young Dave gave it to us. He’s such an PR flunk but your got to give him credit, he has destroyed the Tories. Conservative my arse! Tim Montgomory……….Conservative Home…..another one who cant see the woods from the trees.
Vatman beat the Joker you know I saw it in the movie
The share dividend is holding up though. Maybe you should get in on the action instead of bleating about the price of fuel.
Erm, BP’s profit fell like every other Oil company’s profit due to the oil price falling. Hayward has succeeded in reducing the cost base and increasing efficiency which has meant that BP’s profit hasn’t decreased as much as, say, Shell’s or Chevron. He deserves his pay, he is also accountable to shareholders. When will Gordon Doom face the shareholders of UK plc to account how he FAILED to reduce costs and increase efficiency in preparation for a downturn?
Vorderman.
Shag, Kill, Marry or Count?!!
all 3…
Applause!
érr thats 4 *counts off on fingers*
can you spell “irony”?
Phwoar – she’s got all the assets if she never does another sum in her life. Which lucky constituency gets her? I want a one to one surgery – perhaps a nurses uniform is in order?
She isn’t afraid to be direct. The conservatives need someone like her to stick it to labour as Cameron seems afraid of confrontation.
She was the only one last night who called Mandelson to account for his hypocrisy re: the Ashcroft affair
No wonder she lost her job
You said it!
She can reel off as many CCHQ notes as she likes. She’s choc full of MILFy goodness. Can you think of anyone comparable in New Liebore?
*GIANT TUMBLEWEED ROLLS BY*
She has a great figure (definite contender for rear of the year) and a head for figures. I’d love a threesome with Carol & Nigella Lawson, then i could die a happy man
Can I join you please and may I suggest that we throw in Margaret Beckett as a kind of musical chairs.
That’s more like russian roulette.
A special version where you get lovely cheesecake if you win.
sounds hellish.
there is always caroline flint.
but palin is in another league of hotness.
yeah a real moose
yeah Flint is , what do people see in that munter fuck knows?
I would pay money just to listen to the soundtrack of Nigella removing her “underwire” – it would go something like “Ping, PLOOBADOOFFF”
Why would you want to share Carol with Nigel Lawson?
Probably whilst so engaged. They’re more women than you could handle.
Axe The Telly Tax found with marrow sucked from bones. Police are treating it as natural causes because of the smile on his face.
What’s wrong with Sarah Palin? For those of us who get their comedy kicks from watching lefties foaming at the mouth, she’s pure gold.
Exactly. I may not support her policies, but I REALLY like what she does to our mutual enemies.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/sarahpalin/a/palin-top-10.htm
Eh? Number 2 isn’t dumb. NICE is not nice.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
WOOF WOOF REDNECK WOOF WOOF
foaming at the mouth rabid dog.
(flapflapflap) YOOSEGWANNADOSUMPRAYINFORME!!! (squeetle)
pluck off
ping!
my favourite was the way that guardian articles appeared condeming her for having a daughter who was having unmarried sex – they became the most reactionary idiots… she really does drive them to distraction
What isn’t there to like about Sarah Palin? She’s hot and makes lefties fume….despite ticking two of their key ‘diversity’ boxes. (a) Working mother (b) mother of disabled child.
OT, but a lefty wimmin professort of mine once told me that right wing women, weren’t women, so their acheivements, such as being the first woman PM of the UK, didn’t count. Yep, apparently, many wimmin on the left do not acknowledge Mrs Thatcher’s acheivement because she wasn’t their type of woman.
And 30% of the UK vote for people who believe this shit. No wonder you are all screwed.
She can reel off as many CCHQ notes as she likes. She’s choc full of MILFy goodness. Can you think of anyone comparable in New Liebore?
*GIANT TUMBLEWEED ROLLS BY*
I thought it bordered on cringe-worthy chav but Palin-esque fits the bill quite nicely. Although Palin was at least elected, albeit by some toothless moosehunters.
I’ll have pie please, Carol.
Solve this one ;
Z.J.Y.M.T.Z.I.E.A
Jazztime?
Jizzy mate?
eat my jizz?
ATTT.
The winner, and as sick as i am.
Jazzy item?
Please buy my memoirs, The Journey. I’d like to be even richer than I already am.
Wait for mine. ‘The Gurney’.
I think you mean, ‘The Gurning’.
As we’re onto a literary theme… I’ve realized who Brown reminds me of, he’s Mr Collins from ‘Pride & Prejudice’!
Like all the boring pompous would-be boyfriends your parents tried to impose on you, you can’t get rid of when you’re eying up someone else you’d really like to get to know. At the end of the Chilcot session that was exactly the feeling I had. Being at a party with some hideous freak bending my unwilling ear.
‘Nerdy-Gurney Man’
It was The Browning Version
Well I thought Vorderperson did OK. At least she spoke her mind, unlike most of the handwringers Dimbleby brings on to butter up his carefully selected audience of workshy Marxists and politics students bunking off ewneee.
Didn’t I do splendidly at the Whitewash Inquiry today?
Yes, I felt Brown gave a good performance at the enquiry today, exceeding my expectations by a country mile. For a man who seldom appears to be on the same planet as everyone else, he actually did very well indeed.
That said, Gordon didn’t answer the charge that he underfunded the military, and his refusal to accept what many others have said was disappointing. In that respect he is still very much in denial, not to the extent that Blair and Campbell are, but still in denial. With an election due soon, he is looking to cover his backside and shift the blame onto the military, which really isn’t on. He could, and should, have done much better. The families of the deceased deserve that, if nothing else.
Still, apart from that I don’t think he did himself any other damage, and while the central charge of underfunding remains in place against him, today’s was a surprisingly good performance.
Good perforamce? Not difficult, given that he was given a very easy ride. The deceitful answers he gave to questions went pretty much unchallenged, much like Blair really.
Another bloody whitewash.
True, the questioning wasn’t rigorous, but that is how this enquiry has been conducted right from the start. At this stage it is about getting to the facts, rather than apportioning blame. When he was actually asked difficult questions about his funding of the war, the answers Brown gave contradicted answers given by several other witnesses. It’s now Gordon’s word against everybody else’s, which isn’t a happy position for the PM to be in.
One other thing I noticed – his attempts at smiling don’t get any better, do they? I honestly think he would be better off frowning. His smiles come at strange times, don’t appear natural, and when he attempts them he is telling everyone “I’m doing this because I’ve been told to do so for the cameras, not because I’m enjoying myself”.
Unfortunately for him, he’s got a Childcatcher sort of rictus grin – the sort that’d scare the horses.
He did not answer the questions put to him, was very evasive, full of crap really. It is a pity the questioners dont ram home a few hard questions however this is not a court and the bald chap kept asking the question about whether Gord knew what Tone had promised GWB, and the Gurning Gord simply gave an evasive answer, despite the bald chap asking the same question about 5 times.
This is not good, it is not truthful, so this enquiry is really an opportunity to get the matter off the political agenda before the Tories get in and appoint less friendly inquisitors.
“The military had everything they needed to fight a war”. Doesn’t really square up with the reality of lack of combat jackets, radios, armoured vehicles, Chinooks does it?
So no not satisfactory at all. Nothing to stop the Tories appointing whoever they like once in government.
He was asked about equipment. I don’t think he was asked about the call to increase troop numbers, which he vetoed.
Was he asked why the Snatch landrover was in theatre in the first place?
Why the troops had to give body armour to the frontline grunts.
Why the radios didn’t work
Or the desert boots.
Or where the helicopters were?
Did you give the generals whatever they asked for?
Yes I did. Even a bit more than they asked for.
Well that’s cleared that up. Thank you for coming PM.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/defence/7371543/Army-denied-vital-equipment-in-Iraq-and-Afghanistan-claims-former-SAS-head.html
Take this guy’s word or Brown’s? Your choice folks.
She’s got our vote
I have tons of cash and I’m a non dom! But don’t expect Auntie Beeb to tell you that!
whats worse then getting murdered by Jack The Ripper?
Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
I disagree.
Good old Carol. She is the member of every 12 year old and 80 year old’s wank bank.
Cleanex shares have dropped since she left count down, I’m 100% with you on this one 33
She’s got a lovely sum.
Carol was kind enough to tell me that I was 26.7% better than any other man she had known.
That should put an end to 0% growth WW…
I hear Labour are planning a ‘mass debate’ over her winning smile. I bet that Mong eyed cnut Gordon still misses it when he is only 3 inches away. Harriet Harperson has volunteered to ‘clean up’ afterwards.
I don’t know about ‘soft spot’ Guido, but a lot of us red blooded males had,and still have, a hard spot for her.
That was one of the worst question time performances I can remember.
Nah, the worst was by one Marcus Brigstock, New Labour stooge and fuckwit.
Yes, a condescending twat if ever there was one!
Marcus Brigstock looks like Lurch from the Addams family. Smarmy Nu-Liebor unfunny git.
I do hate Brigstocke, but I think that twat out of Blur was even worse.
I’d give her one.
Eileen. I’d give you both one.
What the same one?
Eileen. I am sorry but Carol will do the maths.
You do realize Eillen Critchley is really an 18 stone lorry driver from Swindon called Lenny?
I think Carol is much smarter than the dim twit Palin.
Yeah. That Third Class degree she got was a brilliant move.
*Who the fuck is Steve Purcell?
By Ken Lorp on March 5, 2010 at 4:40 pm*
Gordon Brown’s nemesis.
He’s the one that had an evening out with McSnot & then handed in his cards the following morning?
Carol can add my sums up any day.
No, seriously. My current accountant is shit.
*Who the fuck is Steve Purcell?
By Ken Lorp on March 5, 2010 at 4:40 pm*
Gordon Brown’s nemesis.
Who the fuck was Steve Purcell?
It doesn’t matter now. Toast anyone?
The Tories have pledged that a third class degree will not be good enough to secure a place as a teacher should they be elected. But guess who has merely a third class honours degree?
Step forward, Carol Vorderman, head of the mathematics task force.
That’s Democracy, folks.
She has “life experience” which is good enough for me and I don’t need her to know “Applied Calculus” as I have the ideal a position for her.
A 70′s Cambridge Third is worth an Masters now.
McKenzie and Tullock (1981) provide an explanation for grade inflation
within the framework of the demand for and supply of university places. They argue
that, in the past, universities could award relatively low average grades since there
was an excess demand for places in tertiary education. As the higher education system has expanded, this excess demand has evaporated, and institutions have competedagainst each other by awarding progressively higher grades given standard of work.
By 2009, the inflationary process is reinforced by the NEED to pass those who would have struggled with CSE’s in the 1970s
That’s entitlement democracy for you.
When Carol got her degree at least they were worth having.Now, most of them are not worth a piss in a bucket.
Nice to see people defending someone who is charge of a scheme requiring a level of qualification she does not herself posses. Note that no proviso of ‘grade inflation’ was mentioned at all when the Conservatives announced their requirements. Of course, anyone who tried to be a schoolteacher now with a ’70s third would be rejected immediately. No recourse to grade inflation would be acceptable as an answer at all. But, then again, of course, this is nothing to do with ability, talent, skill etc. Nothing in Britain really is.
Defending hyprocrisy has become a national pastime in Britain and, as you know now, that’s democracy.
At least you’re not bitter, anyway. Vote Labour, clearly. Too many commas,,,,,,,
My son has a Grade 3 pass at Maths GCSE. He has failed 2 attempts at A levels. He is 19 years old. I am now coaching him in Maths and Science. He could not subtract large numbers as he did not understand the carrying of units, tens etc.
This government, and the Tories before them, have destroyed education. I believe that they were deliberate in their aims. They did it to keep us subservient.
I firmly believe that the world would be a much better place if we summarily executed every person who hold political office – or even ambition to political office.
I was having a wank the other night and in my mind I heard Carol say, ” No, no that’s 88, don’t change hands yet”
“Maths Task Force.”
Don’t make me fucking laugh. The horse-hipped retarded slag got a 3rd class degree in shite (after ‘pulling a train’ in the staff common room).
Having some fawning media Hunt with a calculator give the answers to simple arithmetic puzzles through an earpiece, does not make her an expert on anything.
She’s a grabbing retarded sack of shit.
Her performance of QT was what you would expect from a rambling chav slag on Jeremy Kyle, rambling on illogically, in an indignant way about being buggered by dogs in her pram, in a council flat, before she settled down at 9 and had 15 kids with her granddad.
Is this the best the Tory fuckpigs can do?
If the best that the marxist fuckpigs can do is broon, then we are really in the shite.
Actually, if a Marxists predilection is to fuck things up on a global scale, McDoom has done pretty good job.
Not a fan I take it.
3rd class brain 1st class insight.
Calm down old fruit, you’ve drunk too much Red Bull by the sounds of it
Engineering at Cambridge which is quite hard, or at least was in my day. Not a shite subject at all but pretty much resposible for the wealth that we still enjoy.
A Third in one of the major Engineering disciplines is probably worth an upper Second in many other subjects, especially from one of the better engineering universities.
Mind you, being an Engineer, I might be a tad biased….
Surely there are some folk out there who are better qualified but aren’t… oh yeah. Aren’t celebrities. That rules ‘em out then, as what more would you expect from someone who has Bono gurning out from the screen at the start of a conference?
How many celebrity engineers are there? Or celebrity mathematicians, come to that.
Carol is as much entitled to her political opinions as anybody else, and whilst I’m a little cynical about celebrity endorsements and the use of celebs in politics, if she can use her fame to promote to youngsters the usefulness of mathematical competence then that’s all to the good.
Indeed.
My husband got a First in engineering from Cambridge (a bit before Carol’s time) and it was widely acknowledged to be the hardest degree course in the subject in the world. He later worked at Marconi’s on guidance systems for Sea Wolf missiles used in the Falklands conflict.
A Third Class Hons at Cambridge in the 70s is no mean feat.
I went to Cambridge once for a look round. It was full of fat schizophrenics eating their own shit.
A 3rd class degree from Cambridge University is equivalent to being able to fart while standing on one leg.
Remember those fat slags from Cambridge University on University Challenge who were unable to answer any questions and just stared making stuff up like junkie prostitutes.
Engineering at Cambridge which is quite hard, or at least was in my day. Not a shite subject at all but pretty much resposible for the wealth that we still enjoy.
ha hahahahahahahahahah you fucking wanker.
If you want to slag her off for anything, what about “detox diet”.
Undefined “nasty things” that make you feel poorly, that you get rid of by not drinking coffee or whatever. Total bollocks. I don’t know whether her book went in to the depth of bollocks that “detox” is, or just had sensible advice about eating fruit. Either way, vordermann=detox nonesense.
Oh and I prefered 15-1
If you want to slag her off for anything, what about “detox diet”.
Undefined “nasty things” that make you feel poorly, that you get rid of by not dr*nking coffee or whatever. Total bollocks. I don’t know whether her book went in to the depth of bollocks that “detox” is, or just had sensible advice about eating fruit. Either way, vordermann=detox nonesense.
Oh and I prefered 15-1
Are her assets all her own do we think?
och aye the noo
OT.
F*ck the debate with DC and NC. Let’s have a debate with Gorgon Brown and Lt Gen Sir Graeme Lamb.
Why aren’t we invited to the leaders’ debate?
[...] 5 MAY Guido has pitched in with this: For someone who has been on television for donkey’s years, her performance last night was less [...]
Although a fan I have to say Carol was shit bleating on about the Bulger Killer demanding we be told why he”s back in nick
It’s saying something about that panel when the only sane person there was Will Self as he said why what good will it do as for the parents knowing bullshit what will that serve to achieve now’t
And you know this how… there is something to be said for shutting up when you’ve not walked a mile in someone’s shoes – those people were robbed of their son, 2 years old and the murderers were 10 years old -who according to Self’s logic could not possibly have planned it or thought about or understood. ABSOLUTE CRAP. They led that little boy to a hideously tortuous death and then got 8 years? DISGRACEFUL. They are not serving a life sentence, the parents are and then some!
Will Self ought to shut up, the man is a prat!
The State took over the administration of Justice when the charge is murder to end the practice of blood-feuds which by their very nature were unending, at least until all the members of one of the extended families were dead.
Public disquiet over the abolition of the death sentence was placated by the assurance that Life Imprisonment would mean imprisonment until death.
Today one can serve as little as 8 years for taking a life – as far as I can see the contract between the citizen and the State relating to the administration of Justice in the case of Murder has been broken.
The least that the family of James Bulger should expect is to be informed as to the fate of his murderer so that they can see that what Justice is available to them is seen, if only by them, to be done.
“…justice should not only be done, but should manifestly and undoubtedly be seen to be done”.
Gordon, Lord Hewart, Lord Chief Justice 1922-1940.
Well done TA and Jac.
And well done Carol too… when all is said and done, an innocent 2 y/o got a DEATH sentence. The least justice can do if it means anything is to be open and transparent — we are paying the justice system enough for it.
Tax payers are entitled to know, how the thousands and thousands of pounds worth of rehabilitation was conducted and why the private education he was given, at our expense has been a complete and utter waste of time and money.
Don’t forget too that he will have been given a clean crb check to go along with his new i.d. thus allowing him to access work with children.
Do you really thinnk he can be trusted with children? Would you trust him with yours?
Not only that but having had all that money spent on him, he should have had the courtesy to be grateful to the taxpayers and put his private education to good use and made something of himself.
We as a society owe him nothing further, including another new i.d. let him stand on his own two feet now and if he finds it hard going – tough!
Been seriously off the boil as a writer since he gave up the smack, in my humble.
Man in a wheelchair goes into a pub with bruises all over his face, two black eyes and broken teeth.
“Blimey” says his mate “What happened to you?”
“It’s a sporting injury I picked up in the paralympics” he grunts.
“What was it?” says his mate, “Boxing?”
“No, the hurdles.”
shite
A good number of years back Ms Vordymen refused to have her photo taken with Macmillan nurses at the Chelsea flower show.
I fucking loathe the cow’s gash cos of that
But it was the right thing to do
Just be grateful you have someone who can add up.
No more boom and bust.
it does now seem that the opinion polls are even Being tampered with!
sample 1558
540 to vote tory
337 lieBour
222 liB dems.
this gets changed to final result of
sample 1558
tories 487
lieBour 337
liBs 225
http://www2.politicalbetting.com/
cant any one add up these days?
sorry final result should say 411 for liebour for fuck sake! why?
I’ve been saying for ages that YouGov are biased pollsters, falsely weighting their polls in labour’s favour. This just proves it.
The problem over the past few weeks has been magnified because there have been no other significant polls to challenge YG’s distorted conclusions.
Well Nell what do expect when the guy who runs it is a labour stooge.
yougov.the clue is in the name
over 70% of 229 women think so.
I went for a drink in my local
Landlord said “You can have this one on the house”
I’ll tell you, sitting astride a roof drinking a double scotch is more difficult than it looks.
She was fine for a luvvie. At least she had a bit of go in her.
I can’t even remember who the Tory rep was.
Boris.
Did you noticed that Boris looked as though he’d been thoroughly disciplined by the BBC before the show? Not on his usual form at all.
Dimwit probably ordered him to sit next to him so he could keep a stern eye on him.
Will Self was a fucking turd (what was all that powder on his nose?) and notice that when Shirley Williams went off topic she was allowed to wank on for ages, just as the poof with the George Michael beard went off topic asking Boris about Tory cuts (as opposed to Labour investment) yet when Nigel Farage was on last week the bummer Dimblebore shut him up the moment he tried to go off topic. Lord fucking Useless didn’t get one difficult question and the audience must have had at maximum 3 Tories in it.
Now fucking Toenails is sticking up for the one eyed homosexual.
I would like her to calculate this if my cock is 6″ long and i fuck her at 2 thrusts per second how many inches would she receive in 30 minutes ?
Why pick on Vorderman – the whole of QT including the chairman and the audience were a total pathetic disgrace. Did they think they were appearing on Sunday night at the london palladium? will self was a parody – but you can bet all the labour leaning head in the sand nut jobs would have totally ignored his point about the need for 16- 24% cuts in departmental budgets.
PS Brown at the enquiry — I see he has told the Chilcott enquiry that he cut the defence budget to stop public spending ‘spiralling out of control’.
Well this at lest demonstrates that Brown has mastered satire – next stop, economics.
Agreed. Carol was the only one who didn’t take any of the BBC shit.
The audience were a bunch of Nu-Liebor stooges. Bloody students and Nu-Liebor trolls.Where was the balance?
http://order-order.com/guy-news-lord-pauls-pension-steel/
What about Boris’s flip-flop over his Thames estuary airport?
I applied for qt and once accepted I thought they think I’m fucking stupid so I never went
She makes my willie go twinkly
You must either be desperate or have a Sexually Transmitted Infection.
In any case, you need to see a Doctor – soon !!
Carol was outstanding last night – the only one who was infact. She spoke from the heart, but she’s right about one thing – her numbers made more sense than most of what Adonis (what a stupid name, he’s anything but), or Boris, or sadly Shirley.
I am sick of PPPS (party political points scoring) it sickens me to the core that these people don’t answer a bloody question. And I agreed with her about the Bulger killer, he should not have been let out, it is a disgrace.
Will Self claimed that these were not evil deeds, that they did not understand. Don’t tell me that child didn’t scream for his little life whilst they murdered him… you know that’s wrong however young they claim to be!
They were and still are evil Hunts who should be bricked to death on a railway line
Agree Bricky.
Sadly Shirley?
That fucking cow destroyed the direct grant system (where clever working class kids got a proper education) in 1975 – I hope she rots frm the inside and dies in extended pain.
Stupid fucking bitch.
Fucking Dimblebore should of been canned years ago, why do we pay our license fee for this senile old fart to witter on just because his daddy used to on the beeb.
Fuck it i will sack the license fee off, no more you, bastards no more will your propaganda be funded by me.
“Should of” fuckface? “Should have” fuckface.
Now do us all a favour and fuck off.
Stop coming onto me Snatchers Thatch
I am very old and there have been Dimblebores on TV all my life. My father tuned in our Pye television set, waited for it to warm up, adjusted the horizontal hold and there, faint and grey through a snowstorm of interference loomed a fat, jowly man in a dark suit, boring on about Hugh Gaitskell’s chances of become leader of the Labour Party. That was Richard Dimblebore and his face, like a slate-hanger’s nail bag, and his pompous, gravelly, droning voice, dry as a packet of Ryvita in the Outback, haunt me to this day. Alas, he spawned!
We used to know the Dimblebores as they lived quite nearby and I went to school with their sister.
I am sure Sir Richard would be thoroughly ashamed of David and his complete dereliction of journalistic professional values. Sir Richard saw at first hand what regurgitating propaganda for the masses leads to, Belson.
“Richard Dimblebore and his face, like a slate-hanger’s nail bag”
Superb Sir William!
They can predict this
Climate change human link evidence ‘stronger’
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8550090.stm
- something we cannot see the evidence of
But they can no longer predict this
Met Office seasonal forecasts to be scrapped
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8551416.stm
- something we can see the evidence off
WOOF !! WOOF !! Totally Fucking Barking.
I’d rather bang Sarah Brown than that wizened old hag…
You are David Blunkett and I claim my £5. Plus expenses.
Yeah, I don’t care what they look like. I’ll shag anything that stands still long enough for me to catch it.
Sarah Brown is missing Naomi Campbell.
She must have an anger fetish!
WOOF WOOF SAUSAGES
Why would Ashcroft need to go anywhere near Carol Vorderman ??
He has droit de seigneur rights over Ffion Hague whenever Willy the Fizz fancies a night off. Or even when he doesn’t…
Of course, he could tell William to boff old Vorderman, just so he and Ffion can watch, as post-coital entertainment…
Well, at least while Lord Ashcroft is fucking Tories, he can’t be screwing the country…
Heterosexual sex eh?
Well, that makes a pleasant change to the alledged antics of many in the governing party…
Screwing the country now would be necrophilia
if the election is on may 6th, what date does it have to be called by? does any one know?
17 working days – that’s the minimum notice required to issue the writs on Returning Officers so 13th April would be the latest.
Fuck the election. It won’t make any difference to whats coming. Find a big hole or dig one.get in it and fill it with guns and food and wait for the 2nd fuhrer to sort it out.
Was there anyone in the Question Time audience who:
a) was over 22, or
b) didn’t work for the civil service
Didn’t look like it to me.
I wanted to punch that Hunt with the poncy styled face hair. Cocky fucker.
I’d like to fucking punch you
The selection process is rigorous in ensuring the right sort of people.
BBC probably signed up a gang from the G8 demo in May last year.
I worked in the City of London for 8 years (not finance) and not one of that audience was representative of the area.
There is the LSE though….a veriitable sea of Marxism in the midst of pure unadulterated capitalism, even now. No doubt the ridiculously opinionated hoon Blanchflower speaks there regularly.
I won a gold for sliding down an icy hill in a biscuit tin.
Oi, get off!
Brown’s far too frequent denials today of starving the military of funds may not cut mustard with Joe Public
I was very impressed with her on QT last night. She may have had some tory briefing notes as you say but she did ultimately say that all the parties were as bad as each other.
You’re right – Brown is a stroppy petulant child, yet his behavior is defended as ‘leadership’.
Vorderman refuses to get drowned out by nitwits like Adonis and she’s a shrill harpy.
Not exactly fair…
They are not as bad as each other man ,,,,, they are as corrupt as each other. I wish her tits were as big as her IQ!
Anyway if labour hold marginals at the GE then the country is indeed lazy, greedy and stupid. But then again Cameron is a weak MF anyway.
Who cares……..Im off to enjoy a tax free pint in the White Horse…..
Giles Brandreth used to be on Countdown too.
Your point being?
He’s a c/unt too.
so first of all we have some one who wants to be on the telly, no talent just be on the telly.
then they get on the telly and every one knows them
so they then get the right to tell every one about their politics, and because they earn lots, like to tell you what you should be doing with your money,like giving it to 3rd world countries and like make poverty history etc.
then they end up as an mp.
no wonder we have so many self important fucking arseholes in that place, all paid for by you and me the taxpayer;they have no other means of getting paid apart from the money we pay in taxes, all are greedy c u n t s.
roll on guy fawkes 2.
:GOTO/ Ronald Reagan
We deliver the thick and sealed brown folder as routine dictates at 7.00pm every Friday night to the Prime Minister in his private room as his recent diktat has told us.
Once the folder has been delivered we are told to leave until called for as usual by the Prime Minister in a very dour voice, he has had a hard day again….
We listen through with our ears pressed up against the outside of the door as we hear the opening of the sealed folder and the sound of zip slowly being opened.
After a minute or so we can hear a groaning sound and almost metronome in rhythm tapping sound.
To further allay our curiosity we peak through the keyhole to try and see what is going on, we can only see a sweating Prime Minister hunched over his desk looking at photos with his tongue out and strangely with one arm under the table.
After a few more minutes the we hear a loud crash and bang and scream from within the Prime Ministers room, our hearts stop….has the Prime Minister been attacked? has the stress got to him? he has been working awfully hard around the clock……
We waste no time in rushing in to find a semi naked Prime Minister collapsed on the floor with strange stains on his jacket lapels………
As we get closer we can see his stiff dick in the air and hundreds of photos of decapitated and mutilated dead Afghani children and people scattered everywhere. Some are stuck together strangely, we do our duty and clean the mess up and make the Prime Minister presentable again…….
I will never forget the picture of the piles of dead bodies heaped ontop of each other with the Prime Ministers spunk all over it.
This would be because……..
I stuffed it in my pocket and have it sitting framed at home.
looooool wtf
The only dick in any room is you fuckhead.
Woof Woof tory troll woof woof
” Let’s wallow in our victory!” John Prescott
FUCKING SEXY
SKREEEEKK!!! SKREEEEKK!!! (ping)
you should see a trick cyclist…you need it you know you do.
We are used to politicians failing to answer the question posed just look back to Mad Hattie at PMQs. However, Lord Adonis took the biscuit. This rocket scientist managed to avoid every question directed at him and even made up some of his own. I am so looking forward to the candour and honesty in the election campaign – NOT.
He’s like Gordo…how did the so-called stories of Gordo’s supposed intellect come about..experience of his leadership qualities show a different story, the man’s no more suited to leading this country and you or I (some special others have this quality though but not him); the same with Lord Adonis and his reputation, it’s the media that feed off the politicians’ opinions(mainly partisan)and believe all the shite about them!
Problem with Vorderman is that she isn’t very bright. Her whole career is based upon this myth that she good at maths. In fact she only got a third in Engineering. Fortunately for her being able to count puts her in the top 10% of the UK population and it’s been gravy ever since.
Why are some of you like; ‘only a third in Engineering’ as if it’s a bad thing? The girl did alright, put it like this a third back in those days is a top marks pass these days under Labour.
Fucking hell didn’t know everyone who populated Guido’s blog was first class Engineers, Rocket scientists and Quantum mechanics
So what’s the problem?
You say she isn’t very bright, but being able to count puts her in the top 10% of the population.
Slightly contradictory, no?
A third at Engineering from Cambridge during the 70s still trumps a 13-year history PhD from Holyrood Tech.
or a third in Labour Party political history in Edinburgh
Most Eng Degrees are the hardest degrees out for knowledge, no 14 hours a week thank you, 30+ when I did one in the 70s; we did Lots of degree level Maths, Physics, Mech Eng, Elec Eng, Control Systems Eng, Accountancy, Economics, some Sport & Gen studies….try it it’s great fun!!
Yes – the 30 hours a week was lectures and lab. work – we had another 30+ hours per week on lab. reports and tutorials. Subjects? Mathematics, Strength of Materials, Mechanics (thats Statics and Dynamics, not car repair), Thermodynamics, Fluid Mechanics, Materials Science, Engineering Design and Drawing, Computing, History of Technology, Management Science, Tribology, Machine Tool Engineering, Electrical and Electronic Engineering and Manufacturing Technology. Oh – and a design and make project. (That was Mechanical Engineering at UMIST in the early 80′s.)
Almost (not quite) the hardest work I’ve had to do in my career – but I agree very strongly that Engineering is GREAT FUN!!!!
Husband said there was a lot of stretching different metals/alloys until they went pptaaaang!
Yep – tensile test on a 3/4″ diameter mild steel bar – pull it in half in a Dennison. Almighty bang. Torsion test on a cast iron specimen was a bit the same – had to wrap a rag round it to reduce the danger of shrapnel wounds. Happy days.
Ah, but PPE, drinking, yobbery and buggery is far better suited to running the country – unless, of course, you take 10 years to produce a PhD on 11 years of Scottish Traitorism.
Don’t mind me – I’m a mathematician, manic depressive, Aspergers and proud xenophobe.
The Daily Mail put up a story a few hours a go about how terrible she was, but it seems to have disappeared!! It’s still in Google at the time of writing though:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=carol+vorderman+question+time&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&redir_esc=&ei=pVaRS-vHG5WSjAeogqGBCw
It’s here
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1255785/Proof-Countdown-Question-Time-dont-add-Carole-Vorderman-branded-worst-panel-member.html
Will Self was the worst.
god bless google
Its Gone Now
Surely this couldn’t be because her partner is a Daily Mail journalist?!!?!
Worst one I ever saw was Jarvis Cocker. He hadn’t a clue why he was there, and neither had anybody else.
That base player in Blur was pretty crap too…
So far only Starkey and (because she spoke her mind and didn’t let them shut her up) Vorderman have made an impression.
wheres Lady Gag Gag when you need her?
8 weeks still left. Wake me up when Brown is gone.
Tom Bradby on ITV was excellent again with his reporting on the one eyed idiot, unlike Toenails who basically have Mongo Brown a personal anal clean with his tongue.
Bradby: ..”he tried to get a straight answer to a straight question….” clips of brown squirming and not giving a straight answer at all. Keep it up Tom.
Bradby’s a Tory lickarse.
I was so impressed with gordon today. He was absolutely awesome as he told those seamless, barefaced lies.
Obviously he has finally decided to throw that battered moral compass in the bin.
Lie No.1. “I never did cut spending. I gave the Army every single thing that they asked for.” Never mind that every General, every official of the MoD and a previous MoD Minister that have appeared before Chilcot, said that he guillotined funding. And then breathtakingly he said, “if men died in snatch landrovers or for lack of kit or helicopters that was not his fault” that was the fault of the General’s for not buying proper equipment with the money he refused to give them!
Lie No.2 was when he said he fully supported the decision to go to war because Saddam never complied with UN resolutions to declare and demolish his weapons. He said it several times . He completely ignored the fact that the UK and the US found saddam never to have had those wmd just as UN Inspectors and Dr David Kelly said they would.
Lie No.3 was when he spoke of post war reconstruction and said our efforts in Basra were late, underfunded and chaotic because the USA’s own plans at post war reconstruction were late underfunded and chaotic. Basra was in our hands and reconstruction for it was our business not America’s. Oh and for good measure he also blamed other countries in the EU for making us late – because even though they had told him they would not participate he held back waiting for them to do so.
So there we have it , if there is any blame to be apportioned blame the General’s or America or the government’s of France and Germany – but don’t blame him!!
Wow! What leadership qualities! He should write a book entitled ‘How to make sure the buck doesn’t stop here’
Well Nell it’s just not cricket is it?
You wouldn’t get this kind of malarkey if the IRA were running things.
Nell, of course it was a pack of lies. Gordon has been doing nothing else for the whole of his life. He is very, very good at it.
It is known as cynicism. Ultimately immoral but with one purpose….power and its retention.
Machiavelli most famously analyses it to perfection.
The means justify the ends….power at all costs.
Think mafia boss.
Power is not a means, it is an end.
Excellent synopsis!
And the confusing bit where he said of course they’d been making preparations and allocating a budget 9 months in advance for the reconstruction
Brown then said later on that he didn’t know about the invasion until 2 weeks beforehand when the Attorney General’s legal advice gave the go ahead. Hence the cock up with logistics in other government departments (naturally not his own).
So which was it?
Liked this comment from the Times (which incidentally is joining the Telegraph headlining with defence chiefs calling Brown a liar).
“What Gordon Brown said amounted to this. The Generals sat on the hands while the funds were available all the time, and watched their troops got blown to pieces one by one.
Do you believe that?
Are you going to vote for the man who made that accusation against the armed forces?
Hung parliament? No, a military coup more likely. They hate his guts.
I’m hungry.
nom nom nom nom pass the cock.
Ok, eat the other cow.
I don’t give a toss about Ms V – what is really worrying me is that, as a long-time Tory supporter, I feel the clouds gathering for a monumental fuck-up. Let’s face it Cameron was piss-poor in opposition, these clowns have handed it to him on a plate. All the Tories seem to understand is mutual masturbation and jonny the floating punter won’t buy it. This Bingle chap is on to something imo.
I’m seriously beginning to wonder if the Shadow Front Bench have taken a long, hard look at the state of the nation’s books, worked out what they’d have to do to rectify the problems, and decided to throw the election. It might have the slightly perverse advantage of making McRuin clean up his own mess – or make it worse – thus making it blindingly obvious to even the meanest intelligence exactly what Labour have done to the nation, and the pain that has to be inflicted is Labour’s doing entirely. Then, next time round, landslide for the Tories.
Somehow, I think that plan would come unstuck, mainly because another five years of McRuin would reduce the country to a complete wasteland.
Consequently, I’d prefer it if the Cameroons would get up off their backsides and start fighting for the nation. Like, now.
Well said Engineer.
Yep, that’s what it looks like to me. Unless, of course they are just useless twats
Brown is like a stain on the carpet- it just seems impossible to get rid of him. The country is completely f*cked and no matter what is thrown at him he rumbles on regardless. He will probably get a poll boost even after today’s performance. For some reason some people mistake his desperate bid to remain in power with courageous resilience against all the shit that has been thrown at him.
Of course he is aided and abetted by the masters of the dark arts and the BBC/Channel 4
Given this and the massive swing required it is no surprise things are getting closer.
I hang onto the belief that eventually people will see the light before they put a X next to his name
What makes the Cameroons think there will be a ‘next time round’ if Labour get in this time? ‘Next time round’ will be with everyone of us tagged & DNA’d & knowing full well that our pension/benefits/job will disappear if we don’t vote the ‘right’ way.
The members to the Speakers left have more in common with those on the Speakers right than they do you or me.
EU. Expenses. Wage increases.
Listened to PM, Caroline Quim only had a Gordo-Iraq Overload, Feck me only first 30 mins then another 10 mins after 5:30 devoted to it, a Gordo Love Fest! Then they interviewed two worldy-wise guys who questioned Gordo’s evidence ( delivery & demeanour), overall they were not impressed…what no shills available, thank God for some reason. Oh!, I forgot they’d roped in McShane earlier from Rotherham(mentioned twice), to say we pay that cnut £67k + the rest. He is a ‘full-weighter’!!
‘Full-weighter’ of shit?
Slightly O/T the war in iraq has cost the British Taxpayers Ten Billion Pounds
i seem to recall at the bigining of the war
news reports that the cost would be picked up by the incoming Iraqi government from oil revenue
has this happened ?
I don’t think so.
Meanwhile there’s $60 billion worth of oil waiting to be pumped well within our friendly waters off the Falklands that Brown is all set to give away to Argentina (“it’s the right thing to do”) as his parting fuck you to UK plc.
Even worser Gordon wants every Tom Dick and Harry to get the spoils of war.
FFS Britain deserves a large share of the oil pie along with uncle Sam..The Krauts and Frogs can get stuffed.
you know Pelosi has cast her eye on that.
On the subject of Carol Vorderman
can some one go on youtube and post the clip titled Countdown C*ntflaps on here as i’m a bit thick and cant do it !
What. This one?
Thanks pal !
yep thats the one ! Thanks pal !
I supported the war on a peace time budget. Fact.
Yeah I wondered about that… and it wasn’t one war, but two concurrent ones.
Like the great Russian army in WW2 it was cost effective for every two men to share one rifle and one clip of ammo.
The T34 tank crews used to make their own tanks as well. There was a great programme on R4 today about the front line Russian Female fighter pilots, brave girls.
On different continents? Sorry, don’t see how that works.
VOTE FOR CHANGE.
Er. That’s it.
Gordon says Vote for more Quantitative Easing and more spend!spend!spend!
And don’t forget Vote for Ed Balls as Chancellor!
And by the time we have completely destroyed the British Economy both Ed and I will be working for the UN or the G20 earning loads of money and well away from the misery we created!!
Sharon Davis on This Week looks like a tranny. Steroids?
Yep Agree ! Diane Abott also looked like a Tranny !
A Ford Tranny !
I have a bloody awful feeling that Gordon will win the election. Since Cameron reneged on a Euro referendum and cut backs in public spending every Tory supporter I know will either not bother to vote or will vote UKIP.
As for Dave’s Windmills and hugging of Hoodies the less said the better.
Calm down just seen this on ukpolling
TNS BMRB have released a new poll, topline figures with changes from a week ago are CON 39%(+3), LAB 31%(-1), LDEM 19%(-2).
If you vote UKIP, that horrible feeling you have may come true. Vote UKIP, get Brown. Remember, Brown’s betrayal was voluntary, he promised a referendum and then didn’t give us one. This forced the Tories into their current difficult position, which is what Brown sought to achieve. Brown was aiming to divide and conquer, and that is what he seems to be achieving with your UKIP-minded acquaintances.
The way to respond is to hold your nerve, and vote to remove Brown. Find out who is best placed to beat Labour in nearby seats, and help them. Campaign for them if you have to. Write letters to your local newspapers detailing the failures of the local Labour MPs, listing their voting record in areas which will make them unpopular, and describing their expenses abuses. Persuade your Labour-hating friends to do the same. Fight Labour tooth-and-nail and dissuade their core vote from turning out.
Brown is hoping that UKIP get a lot of votes from disaffected Tories, as this will help him cling on to as many seats as he can. The UK cannot afford 5 more years of Labour, we have a duty to stop this happening. It doesn’t matter who you have to vote for to beat Brown, just hold your nose and do it. Your country needs you.
Imagine if Labour were returned to power. The country will be in a desperate state, those who can will get out while they can, the rest of us will be sentenced to decades of penury, paying off Brown’s irresponsible debts. In years to come, people will ask what you did to stop this happening. Don’t let the answer be “I stayed at home because the alternative wasn’t perfect.”
Better Brown than the equally traitorous Tories. If he does win, the **** hitting the fan in the next year will finish him anyway.
Sorry, but this is the chance to radically alter the political landscape that only occurs once in a hundred years.
fucking spot on vote Labour out then we have 5 years to reorganise both
uskip and may a new party from some where.one lives in hope
1 get rid of labour
2 maybe a new party to arise out the ashes.
A ‘New Party’ is just what we need!
A vote for the Conservatives is a vote for complete submersion into the murky depths of the EU.
Is that what you want? ‘Cos that’s what’ll happen.
Conservative, Lib Dem, SNP, PC… it doesn’t matter, as long as it is the party best placed to beat Labour in your constituency. Anything else lets Labour back in, and they’ll give away what little power is left to Brussels. Sterling will collapse, inflation will go through the roof, and the IMF will be called in. Because they’ll change the voting system, there will be precious little hope of any party getting rid of Labour and reversing the damage, and as for UKIP, you can forget it. If I live to be 350 years old I’ll never see a UKIP government.
UKIP isn’t just a wasted vote, it’s a dangerous vote. While the country is in danger of going to hell in a handcart, you are advocating accelerating the process and making it irreversible, simply in order to prove a point. This is cutting off your nose to spite your face. It is crazy talk. Are you perhaps a Labour supporter talking up UKIP, I wonder?
UKIP is how Gordon Brown wants people to vote, he wishes to split the opposition and cling on to power. We have to avoid being his useful idiots, turn around, stick two fingers up to Gordon and to Brussels, and vote tactically to remove Labour – even if that means voting for another party we wouldn’t normally support.
Absolutely.
why don’t you fuck off back to your estate.you prick wannabe.
Adam apple. Must be steroids.
Baroness Vordermann. Not bad for a Dutch girl from the wrong side of the tracks with a Douglas Hurd in maths.
When did Prescott start talking with an American accent?
Gordon won today.
I fucking hate to admit it but he did.
Keep popping your meds.
+++laugh+++
gutlessgordon won today??!!
No!
gordon, the man with the ‘moral compass’ , the ‘son of the manse’, the self–loudly-proclaimed ‘honest broker’ ‘ I never tell lies’ finally proved, very publicly today that without a doubt he is a very skilled and expert liar.
Bliar, mandy and alastairc would have been proud of him.
In fact I have visions of the four of them sitting around the dining table in No.10 tonight toasting gordon’s public entry into the top 4 labour liar’s club!!!
Nelly if you could just be objective for a moment instead of indulging your hatred of Brown/labour (understandable as that is), you would see that Brown is actually realing the Cons lead in the polls in. This is helped by the fact that people are taking a closer look at Cameron/Osborne and being completely underwhelmed by them.
Hmmm. Well if you believe in the polls , especially YouGov’s artificially weighted towards labour polls then : –
Tory 2% lead last Satuirday – 6% lead every day since then and tonight a different pollster saying the tories have an 8% lead.
As I’ve said before, YG is biased and in no way academically accurate, scientifically insupportable and not worthwhile in any way!
Let gutlessgordon call the election, and let all the parties take off their gloves and start really fighting and let’s get some real pollsters results in here. Then we’ll have a proper idea of who might win.
It won’t be lying gordon!!!
nell is on transmit only.
Then why doesn’t Mr Brown, author of a book on courage, call the election then? Because he’s a gutless c/unt who won’t go to the polls until the very last moment.
She was utterly ridiculous last night. It was obvious from the intellignet Wilf Self, sitting alongside her that, depsite her mathematical ability, she’s a complete airhead on anything else.
Just had to turn off Any Question R4. It’s just another audience full of “paid” labour clappers and jeerers knocking the hell out of Ken Clarke; Dimbleby is joining in, needless to say. The newt Livingstone just said the tories were just “silly little public boys, bullingdon club members” and, of course, all the brainless compliants in the audience cheered and clapped – despite the fact the statement is untrue. How the hell are labour getting away with all this blatent organised propaganda? It’s such nonsense. It’s like living in 1930s Germany. Close down the BBC, that’s what I say. I refuse to pay for such political tripe.
Her little rant about mandelson was brilliant
brilliant and read from a script.
Is ‘the “intellignet Will Self” used as opposition to “f*cking illiterate, too dumb to activate or use a spell-checker”?
‘the intelligent Will Self’ [corrected for clarity]?
That c’unt couldn’t hold a candle to any one of the 300 or so in my 6th form of 1980 – intelligent? Fucking junkie waste of space and ink, more like.
Mind you, we did have a lad in the third form who was a bit of a mong, but I believe he ended up as an MP…
Didn’t see this on the BBC news at all today. Apparently Geert Wilders visited the House of Lords to show his film amid demonstrations from Unwashed Against Freedom.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1255658/Geert-Wilders-arrives-Britain-major-gains-Dutch-polls.html
O/T the pakistan police think the kidnap of the 5 year old boy was a set up !
i hope none of our beloved papers have handed over wads of cash for an exclusive !
ha ha ha ha
British politics needs a Geert Wilders.
Unfortunately we have Gert and Daisy.
Be quiet infidels! We will bringing Sharia Law into the evil decadent Britain after Labour winnings the election and finally we will make this the Islamic Republic of Englandastan! Your decadent womens will have to wear the face veils and they will be ordered to service my holy Islamic johnson every night! And if they refusings, we will rapes them because Allah said it’s OK to force womens to do the evil sex because they are not human beings! Allah Akbaaaaaaaaaaar!
Abu, I know when you are reading the Talmud under the duvet with a torch.
COUNTDOWN WAS NEVER THE SAME AFTER MY MATE RICHARD WHITELY DIED
Why does anna raccoon site now need an email address?
Are you both the real greiends of freesdom?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3gusfHO_vY
This is from 2008. Did the c/unt ever actually answer any questions?
Please don’t vote me out. This job is all I have.
sarah said publicly, not that many days ago, that she and gordon planned to go into charity work when he gave up politics.
Please let it be sooner rather than later!
I feel sure Haiti, which is desperate for people to help rebuild a trashed city, would welcome them.
And we’d be pleased to see them go!!!
The cnuts ought to give some money back to the pensions that they have robbed to support their evil filthy socialist experients!!
please missus boss don’t send the mad man we be good missus boss we don’t deserve to be punished no more missus boss
The uptight gordon shackled to his suits and ties and the celebrity fixated sarah wedded to her designer labels, in jeans and t-shirts , in Haiti, cooking rice and chickens over open fires for starving people??? You can’t see it???
No neither can I !!
Gordon and Sarah want to put something back into society.
Word is they’re going to become missionaries in Norfolk.
Norfolk, Virginia?
Nah! It’s got to be Gaza…
Eyeless in Gaza… I’ll get my coat.
LOL Susie – maybe they’ll promote intelligence in Westmnster.
OK – you can share my coat,,,
How many more earthquakes and other natural disasters do you want the poor Haitians to go through Nell?
Have they not suffered enough without you wishing more ill on them.
Best Brown just launches himself into space aboard a shuttle with no homing device.
Saturday night in George Galloway’s constituency:
File this under Totty Watch surely. Vorderman? Pah! Helen Mirren will always be my numero uno:
Never mind Mirren the Marigolds do it every time.
i am now going to make you jealous : My brother is a TV lighting engineer and a few years ago had to do a “closed set” scene with helen
it was in a bathroom with just a camera man, sound man and my brother who was stood astride the bath holding the light afterwards helen presented them each with a solid silver hip flask in a velvet lined presentation box !
Velvet?
Ha! Proper tarts use silk!
This why Hague should one day be Prime Minister
Another reason why he should be PM:
Prescott kicked his arse.
I am sorry but prezza is viewed by the British Public as jabba the hutt.
He doesn’t have a serious political statement to make about anything of any importance.
Don’t you mean as Pizza The Hut?
For those who are sick of YouGov bollocks, at last a proper pollster.
http://www2.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2010/03/05/tories-take-an-8-point-lead-with-tns-bmrb/
Why can’t our PMQs be like this?
Sorry, wrong video. Meant this one:
Harperson,May,Flint and Widdy.
Carol Vorderman is an anagram of:
Carnel Rod Mover
or is it the other way round?
MILF will do!
You mean the Moro Islamic Liberation Front on Mindanao in the Philipines. I see.
Tories take an 8 point lead with TNS-BMRB
CON 39% (33.2)
LAB 31% (36.2)
LD 19% (22.7)
LAB>CON swing on 2005: 5.7%
.
“…perhaps the most interesting voters are those making the big switch from Labour to Conservative. One in ten (11%) 2005 Labour voters are in this camp. The younger and more prosperous end of Labour’s 2005 support is more likely to make this switch than the older, lower income end…”
http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/uk/Parties-put-on-alert-that.6126378.jp
The Scotsman says that gordon is planning an election on the 15th April to try and avoid devastating economic figures which are building behnd the scenes and which will scupper his chances of getting elected for the first time ever in his lifetime if he waits for the May 6th date!!!
Watching him today as he lied so seamlesly and comprehensively – I can believe he will do that in an attempt to hold onto his fraying power.
He doesn’t give a toss about this country – He’s only interested in his own personal power situation. He has never, ever, done anything worthwhile for Britain!
I hope he is going to call an early election. Because like Nixon , and he is very like Nixon, – I really believe he is finished!!
Brown is Eden without the looks and charm.Nixon was a great man.
he has got no chance of getting elected,he’s there cos Blair fucked off.
Nell,doesn’t that zuma wife have a touch of diane abbott about her with the eyes rolled up,she looks like she was going to burst into hot gospel mode just for gordo.
Nice one Nell. Loved the Scotsmans take on it.
Have to ask; what made you read the Scotty?…
Admiral – it is necessary to read widely in order to have a balanced view.
Thought you you might have rellies up there…
(I used to…)
oops…
Nell its only appropriate when talking about Brown that you also mention his propaganist wife of convinience , as she is now a legitimate target.
To clarify, by “Legitimate target ” I mean as in target for the same abuse deserving of her husband of convinience, since she is now his main mouthpiece and supporter on the political stage.
s a u s a g e s
sssssaaaauuuusssssaaaaaggggeeeesssss
money
ON QT Vorderman was fucking awful…admit it. Shouty Carol
I wanna talk like youuuuu, walk like youuuuuuu ooooh oooooo oooo ooo
SQUIIIIRRRR…
awright our kid how u doin.Its fucking great when them twats from the bbc come round for another oz,Hunts must snort like fuck nearly 20k a day from six of them fucken great init.
Carol was great on QT yesterday. She was opinionated, clear, honest and heartfelt. She rattled self-important Shirley Williams and Lord Adonis several times. Will Self was unspeakably awful and smug. So self-righteous for a man who was caught smoking heroin on John Major’s jet.
In defence of Will Self, his withering analysis of Alastair Campbell’s self-pity on the DP (in the week following the Marr interview) was excellent. Unfortunately, the DP website omitted it from that week’s items so I was unable to watch it again – now why would that be?
Anybody that needed a couple of lines of smack before getting on a plane with john major just has to have a sense of the absurdity of politics.
Or fear of flying. Or possibly he counted the parachutes. I rather think he underestimated the number of people who had heard of Hunter S. Thompson.
s a u s a g e s
Very interesting how the trolls increase on here when the political temperatre goes up.
gordon likely to call the election for 15th April? Possibly – but only if his minders can convnce him that he’ll win it.
If not he’ll dither and hang on to the last possible moment!!
nell. Were you Charles E Hardwidge in a previous life?
s a u s a g e s
But never before they’ve consumed three bottles of cheap red wine
Apparently Brown is a big fan of the game show Bullseye. He tells everyone “You can’t beat a bit of bully.”
What did you think of Brown’s performance at the inquiry?
rearrange these in the order you think is worst
Lawyers
Estate Agents
Brown
Bankers
Politicians
Cold Callers
You’ve forgotten Journalists and Double Glazing Salesmen.
Oh – and Traffic Wardens, Tax Inspectors and Diversity Co-ordinators.
To Engineer.
Completely O/T, my wife and I met a guy who works for Wigan Council and has done for many years.
My wife has known him for a long time and many years ago worked with him,I actually didn’t know the guy,but he seemed to be an average sort of person who was not really into the political arena.
So I asked him what were things like at the council these days,he replied absolute shit,we dont know where we are going and what we are doing.
Couldn’t resist it asked him if he knew what the CEO was getting as salary,answer no he didn’t, asked him would he believe 193k plus perks,he was gobsmacked.
Said to me we do hear of managers on 100k and others on 66k and his opinion was they sit in offices and do very little other than issue edicts.
He also said that despite doing 22yrs with the council he was worried sick about losing his job.
Now I was being provocative here when I said to him that in my opinion anyone on the council who has the word diversity in their job title should be dispensed with and to my surprise he came back with some of the job titles currently advertised by this council made no sense at all.
This council by the way are currently in the local news as wanting to spend 27k on a backup car for the mayor in case the official car breaks down.
Also this council have recently had a councillor pay back a claim for 355£ for travel expenses and she can’t even drive.
Yes this bunch of Liebour shithawks are at it big time across this land and it is high time they were stopped dead in their tracks.Cameron is in the land of Nod if only he could wake up and smell the coffee he would realise that the british electorate are on his side if he understands what their issues are:-
1) iMMIGRATION.
2) Economy
3) Membership of the EUSSR.
Barroso said yesterday that the EUSSR have the right to control under the Liebon Treaty the economic affairs of any EU country.Just how under this treasonable so called government of our have we given away the right to determine our own destiny.
Come on people you are fighting for the survival of Britain here forget your football and celebs which are fed to you endlessly by the media go out and vote in massive numbers to rid ourselves of this malignant liebour bunch of treasonable marxist world order scum who infest this once proud country.
Believe me they are scum of the highest order who would do this to their own country.
Lawyers, its always fuckin Lawyers, they have ruined the world since at least “LA Law ” when they all graduated and found out that there was fuck all for them to do. They then set about making things up like the human rights law and the data protection legislation in order for them to have an empire to rule over and decsions to make. C unts the lot of them !!!!
I formally challenge any Lawyer to a head to head debate, so come on !!!!!!
Res ipsa loquitur, sucker!
vote for me dahlingsssssss
At last! A politician that thinks of the little guy.
I hope Esther wins.
She’ll be a far better mp for luton north than ever that worthless moran woman was !!!
I hope she doesn’t – she is a disgusting patronising bitch who would pander to the worst of the Daily Mail headlines.
Moran, on the other hand, is a disgusting patronising bitch who would pander to the worst of the Daily Mail headlines.
Choice is a wonderful thing, isn’t it?
Hi Folks
Who owns the Guardian? ( http://www.gmgplc.co.uk ?)
Is it off-shore?
Looks like the s–t is going to hit the fan in Glasgow over the weekend regarding Steven Purcell .The curse of Gordon strikes again
His 18 y/o Labour activist boyfriend was found dead outside City Hall.
Not a great week for the coke addicted mong.
Indiscretion is a capital crime in the land of the Jockommunists, don’t you know?
Till we see Brown on Rule 43 I’ll believe nothing…
‘Looks like the s–t is going to hit the fan in Glasgow ‘
Steady on, the whole population of the city will be lining up to get a snort of the stuff.
Who’s holding the bag open?
AH (C)
Has anyone offered any double entendres about Carol’s excellent Channel Four show C-untdown?
Probably not
You’ve corpsed. Get off.
Chilcott=PMQ, McMetal MCCavity never answers the question!!
Feck off Falconer you Blair Hoon on NN!
missus boss were de noo house u promise me
Re BBC firstly they have blown loads of cash on some very rubbish TV , bought in loads of prgramms , totally ruined childrens TV for the past decade , there are too many mind benders to list . radio 4 and local yes (i dont like R3 but if you insist)
Radio 2 does some excellent label , artists and genere programs , still room for easy listening . Radio 1 I have no idea now what its for , 45s are released on the internet , pop charts are meaningless .there is some scope for unplugged or live per formances but radio 2 could do that , although having just R 2 3 and 4 would be a bit odd with 1 missing . BBC internet can be slimmed down to merge with i player , make i player paid for service by UK ISPs . You could get rid of licence fee entirely for all but radio , but it would make some programs expensive to watch .
Keep BBC parliament , although might scrap news 24 and replace it with , things like hardtalk, reporters , around the world , click , what the papers say (or if guido has his way whats on kindle). longer news summary or more indepth . I mean after 10pm who watches the news until 6am , if an news event happens i dont get up out of bed towatch it .world service can be internet based . News gathering/production/program making i would still keep . make a profit making arm called BBc sports using there outside broadcast experience to provide/produce , god knows what sports will be free to view in the future though , not sure if licence fee can be jsutified on huge sporting costs . Cut kick out all troughing bosses , but still make and look after stars and entertianers/presenters as well as skills associated with program making , never pay any star what wrossy got . Take a match to crap childrens programming (which might go iplayer anyhow).
You’ve missed out R5 live, currently the liebor party propaganda arm during the day.
Don’t kick off Formula 1 CW, we’ve just got it back.
(Other than that, agreed)
I have the perfect answer to the EVIL that is The BBC and the rest of the MSM.
Don’t read it, or watch it.
However if you simply can not kick the habit, or find anything more useful, or self-destructive to do with yourself. Then please do your up-most best to regard the entirety of its content, and the BBC’s in particular, with the same degree of unthinking trust you would a serially convicted con-artist, suffering from a congenitally derived serious drink, drug, and gambling habit, with an athletic sexual preference for pre-pubescent children.
Laugh at it, or cry at it, but most of all don’t trust any of it, or take any of it at face value.
You may trust the sporting results if you wish, although I strongly advise that you check even these with an independent 3rd party before you tear up any betting slips.
Please understand that any solution or change to the BBC suggested, or enacted by any agent of the establishment, for example any political party, will only make the general situation as far as the media is concerned worse.
What we need is the very nasty truth. What we will continue to get, ( however our mind control is funded,) is what most of us wish to receive. Which is of course LIES, lies, and infinitely more lies to help cover up the last batch of highly manipulated and censored lies.
The Tories are fucked.
Defeat from the jaws of victory!
Camoron is shite on a stick!
CCHQ has briefing notes? Who writes them – Brown’s ghostwriter?
“I received the results last night’s YouGov/Channel Four of the key Tory/Labour marginals with despair but no real surprise. A seven point lead has become a two point lead which points to a hung parliament.
“In recent weeks I have hinted at being not over-impressed by the Tory campaign since the beginning of the year. The time has now come to be more blunt. The Tory campaign is shambolic and unless somebody of quality and experience takes control of it now there is a real danger of the Tories throwing away what should be an inevitable election victory. Should this happen, David Cameron will never be forgiven by his party and his party’s supporters in the country who are desperate for a change of government.
“I have already observed that the ‘sleaze from Belize’ is a toxic issue. Didn’t David Cameron or his colleagues understand that it should have been sorted out years ago rather than in the middle of a general election campaign? As one Labour special adviser pointed out to me yesterday: “Wouldn’t it be ironic if the man tasked with winning the marginals becomes the reason they lose them ….” Spot on.
Fuck Right off Mandleson, you fuckin Chump !!!!!
“So what has gone wrong? Nobody knows what the Tory Party stands for any more. David’s speech at Brighton was simply more of the same. Was I inspired by the rhetoric? No. Did it convince me that a Tory government would give power back to individuals and reduce the size of the state? No. Did his Shadow Cabinet give me confidence that they would be able to take control of the government bureaucracy and deliver radical change? Absolutely not.
“Somebody seems to have persuaded David that talking about change is enough. It is not. People are naturally conservative. They will vote for change only if they believe that change means that their lives will get better. Looking at the two rows of the shadow cabinet scared me. Is that really the best that the Tory Party can deliver?
I’m sold. Bring on the ruin!
Is it a coincidence that on the day the chief spinner Clarence Mitchell’s CCHQ appointment is announced is the day Carol Vorderman goes on tv blatantly reading from a script? Kate McCann anyone?
I’m pretty sure that Carol wouldn’t go on the piss leaving her kids alone, but perhaps you know better?
Kate McCann makes me vomit. Why the hell is she not in prison?
“Let’s go out on the lash and do some swinging — I’m really up for DP tonight.”
“What about the kids?”
“Slip them a Mickey Finn. Do you think I should wear my open gusset knickers in case some of them want to ‘do’ me in the bogs.”
But Kate is a devout Christian so we should give her the benefit of the doubt even though her and her Christian husband thought it was wise to go and eat tapas with their mates and leave a bunch of kids aged under 5 alone in a villa in a foreign country.
Devout Catholics.
Whose children were ‘conceived’ by IVF.
Nah. I don’t think so either but the fact remains that Clarence Mitchell now heads the media monitoring unit at CCHQ and therefore cannot be ruled out as being responsible for her notes. He has previous.
gordon excelled at what he really does best, LYING OF COURSE
we should have known that it was of course all the generals fault that they had no equipment.
he could have ruled the soviet union had he been around earlier, and like some of the union barons supported communist ideals AND GIVEN AWAY OUR SECRETS, the greatest of which is of course LYING AND BULLYING.
Brown, straw and lieBour continue to give support to murderers.
lets hope Browns kids are never murdered, and if they are, that the perpetrator is given the fullest possiBle support By the state.
so james Bulgers family, exactly how much money did you receive from the state, over £1m?
Brown delivers at chilcott, exactly the same way as he delivers his Budgets. We all know what happens after his lies are revealed.
**** BREAKING NEWS ****
Steven Purcell was interviewed by Scotland’s national serious crime squad. This is stepping up a level. Where’s Brown?
http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/news/Steven-Purcell-forced-to-quit.6129415.jp
STEVEN Purcell is withdrawing from public life, amid growing concern about the state of his health and the nature of his “chemical dependency”.
The news came as it emerged the former leader of Glasgow City Council had a “private meeting” with officers from Scotland’s elite drug squad.
Scottish Crime and Drug Enforcement Agency officers spoke with Mr Purcell in his office in Glasgow City Chambers on 12 May last year. Mr Purcell was not cautioned or formally interviewed.
However, the fact the meeting took place will inevitably fuel speculation about his lifestyle and his “chemical dependency”.
The Scotsman learned of the meeting last night after Mr Purcell announced he was standing down as a councillor in an attempt to close down the controversy that has engulfed him.
http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/politics/Facebook-friend-of-Steven-Purcell.6129410.jp
LALALALA CAN’T HEAR YOU
Vote Labour!
Things can only get better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHLdg_VNww
OT
Free Nick Hogan update: Expected to be released on wednesday (not sooner because civil servants (LOL) are on strike Mon+Tue because they don’t want to tighten their fat belts in a recession.
If you Hunts in the MSM don’t cover this, we’ll blow it even wider how crap you are.
In particular, the BBC better:
A) Cover this
B) Cover this positively
or you can shove your fucking license fee large.
Vorderman. Not a very British name. She’s not Dutch, is she?
Yes, don’t you watch “Who Do You Think You Are”?
has he won yet ?
I had almost given up reading the nonsense here
But well done for helping getting that Pub Landlord Out Of Prison
I don’t know if you have succeeded yet – but Old Holborn said you were only about a Grand short
Pub Landlords are some of my Best Mates
When I click the preview Button on Guido’s website
Aren’t I supposed to see a preview so that I can collect my spelling mistakes
Or has he just twittered away
Or am I pissed?
Not been smokin honest guv
Tony
Vote Labour.
i love Tony Blair & Gordon Brown.
c0z i is mental.
We dont want to win the election
we’ve got no policies !
So why doesn’t Gordon, author of a book on courage, call the election then? Could it be because he’s a gutless c/unt who’s terrified of going to the country and is putting off the election till the very last possible moment?
If the polls are so shitty for the Tories, then surely Gorgon could have called a snap election for March? Of course not. The twat bottled it again.
He wants to pick the right moment to cause the most damage to the country.
What most Tories Don’t Seem To Realise, is If You Are having a Night Out on The Razzle, and You Didn’t Invite Hilary….
You Just Massively Move Our Soldiers From Afghanistan To The Falklands Islands Whilst The Cow Isn’t Watching
And Clean Up The Fucking Kitchen So It Is All Sparkling and Clean In The Morning When She Cooks You Breakfast In Bed.
If The Kitchen Looks Like Shit, with Beer Cans and Crap Everywhere, You Are Unlikely To Get Afters
Tony
What do you mean men of a certain age?
I think she is a babe and she is a number of years older than me. She was the only reason I watched countdown! Indeed the new woman is the only reason i watch countdown and i am sure the neighbours get suspicious why the curtains anr drawn in the afternoon!!!
in the early 80′s you’d be surprised how little TV there was.
PURE MILF
Heaven!!!!
Where did I leave my bike?
Cant that fukwit brown take responsibility for anything??? everything that goes wrong was someone elses fault.Not just Iraq but every fukin little thing.
In the la la land where he lives does the sugar plum fairy sprinkle pixie dust on his head every day? or is he a basket case who needs drugs to stand up and not drool.
Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad – with frustration.
Brown is a sick, shaggy dog joke. Year in, year out, Parliament keeps the wind-up running with ever more preposterous toppers.
The link to ConservativeHome up on the right of this page reveals the punch line.
Strip the greasepaint and clown suit off Brown and what have you got?
Cameron.
It was the bloody Generals fault.They should have asked for the right equipment.Certainly nuthin to do wi’ me Guv
Didn’t take long for all McSnot’s lies to Chilcott to unravel did it.
Less than 24 hours later and the army chiefs are calling him a fantasist
http://bit.ly/btdHND
MentalBruin and his McMarxists are total and absolute scum, lock them up and throw away the key.
That Purcell case really, really stinks.
WTF is going on there?
There doesn’t seem to be a newspaper going near it.
I’m surprised that Mark Oaten hasn’t stuck his nose in.
Good old Carol.
they looked a bit “”hot and bothered under the collar”
That has really made my day!
Thanks Dirty Rat.
I really would like to be “The elephant in the room”with Carol
Britain’s biggest trade union is accused of “taking over the Labour Party” after making £11million in donations.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7377307/Britains-biggest-union-takes-over-Labour-after-11m-donations.html
Didn’t the unite union get Taxpayer union modernisation funds?
Isn’t Unite a non-dom?
Exactly right, all unions were able to get these funds; funded by the taxpayer. They also said they were for training, this is labour getting funded by the Taxpayer via the unions. What a bunch of mugs they take us for.
Surely you are not suggesting that she helped Ashcroft sharpen his pencil!
I love carol
What about that fucking weird named Will Self, sticking up for the Bulger murderers on Question time. He thought not even the mother of the murdered boy should know about the bastard’s circumstances. See these fucking intellectuals. Self couldn’t think for a second that they were/are evil and stated so lovingly that the actions of the murderer would more likely be a trivial matter, not something bad for his re-arrest. EH? Why did no one shout out – he could have murdered again!
Self is a tall guy, so if any one sees him, get out your step ladder or just jump up and fucking knock him out. It would do that fucked up shaped mouth some good, being hit. Jamie Bulger’s mother should have be told about this from the start, not having it that she should have to request a week later for a meeting with that fucking ugly looking Jack Straw. WTF.
its a stage name, he’s a j’ew.
It was John to begin with. His being Jewish has nothing to do with anything.
Oi, wanker in the middle, look at 461.
I’d eat Carol’s shit.
What rubbish. The woman got angry about the barrage of Labour lies. Quite a lot of us do that, we just don’t have a public profile and have to nurse our stratospheric blood pressure in private!
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/03/05/biased-dimbleby-is-a-joke/
I thought Carol Vorderman was very good. The whole programme was so blatantly biased, anyone would have lost their rag.
She was passionate and really had a go, what’s wrong with that?
I am told that Carol Vorderman has an exceedingly large bottom. Does this add anything useful to the debate?
Yeah, it does Miggy. I’d like to fist it.
Just thinking about my daughters big bum (Oh I’d love to fuck that thing).
I meant Him being…not his.
It appears Steve Purcell,the leader of glasgow council (Labour)has done a runner.His young friend Mr D.Anus Mckinlay was found dead yesterday.Just a wee coincidence im sure.Wee Gordon visited Stevie a few days ago.What cursed luck.
typical scotland
Carol Vorderman and Liam Fox MP live in the same Parish. #Tickenham, near Bristol.
Not a lot of people know that.
Carol Voderman and Kirsty Allsop.
Mud wrestling.
Refereed by Gideon Osborne wearing a basque and blacked up.
Must be some votes in that.
I thought she performed quite well, certainly far better than when Esther Rantzen appeared on the programme. She just recited populist slogans – she reminded me of the comedian who does the pub landlord act.
Sarah Palin and Carol Vorderperson – a pair of beautiful MILFS.
They would get ny vote!
Certainly preferred Vorderman to the braying donkey Street Porter or the clown Rantzen. Think she’s being slated for actually having a view and stating it forcefully, particularly as the view wasn’t left enough.
She was terrible, i used to like her…not now.