March 2nd, 2010

Mrs Bercow Out on the Streets

Sally “the alley” Bercow, the loose-lipped spouse of the Speaker, lives at the taxpayer’s expense in the Palace of Westminster and far from their Monday Club days she now spends her days pursuing her new found anti-Tory agenda. Eyebrows were justifiably raised when she declared she wanted to run for Westminster Council as a Labour candidate.

Piggy backing on her husband’s neutral role she has ingratiated herself with the upper echelons of the Labour Party. Like the pocket lining of past Speaker’s wives, Sally is using her husband’s status for her own political gain. It seems common sense has prevailed and Mrs Bercow will have to move out of the Speaker’s residence for the duration of the campaign if she does run. A good start, but what about the obvious abuse of public property the rest of the time?


186 Comments

  1. 1
    La' says:

    Throw them both out!!!

    • 8
      Peter the Painter from Pudsey says:

      First

      • 62
        udderly 'orrible says:

        Very subtle, perhaps lost on those who follow not the quirks of PB?

        • 81
          Archer Karcher says:

          “Throw them both out!!!”

          A certain Mr. Farage, is working very hard to do just that.

        • 90
          Mr Ned says:

          That is the most simple solution to this.

          Good people of Buckingham, vote UKIP and sack this little shit, Bercow, once and for all.

          Then she can enter politics “cleanly” ish.

          Simple solution.

          I am looking forward to a ‘Bercow moment’ in this election night coverage, I really am.

    • 15
      MadArthur says:

      agree – we don’t need these people

      • 37

        These pair sicken me.

        Hopefully Bercow will be out this year if Farage gets his way and Sally the Alley will disappear like Macavity during PMQs.

        Guido – check out Macavity’s convenient and repeated disappearing act in PMQs – he’s almost the #1 shirker…

      • 141
        Lord G says:

        A pair of odious little twats. Good luck Nigel – we’re all behind you on this one…

        • 186
          Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

          Was’nt Bercow Labour, then Tory? Why is she standing for labour? could it be she knows they are staying in office even though most people wont be voting for them! I am convinced this election is a forgone conclusion. The afgan government has learned at the feet of the masters of spin. Ours is really no better than theirs, just a little (barely) more civilised.

    • 27
      Guido's Army says:

      On the streets with the pair of them.

      And block up the cat-flap in the front door to stop him getting back in again.

      • 61
        Andy Carpark says:

        There is supposed to be a cupboard in the Speaker’s House through which you can watch John Bercow pleasuring himself in front of a two-way mirror.

        Not sure how many keys are in circulation but Charlie Whelan and former incumbent, Michael Martin, are supposed to have copies which they hire out to interested parties.

    • 29
      Martin Day says:

      I hate working for Mr Whelan, can I join you bigger boys and be loved by all the people here, I want to be loved I hate it when Darth Mandelson fills me with his light sabre, please let me be one of you, please

      • 42
        Lord Fondlebum of Boy says:

        What’s this I hear? A little wobble in the loyalty? Have those Nokia blows affected you so much?

        Now you know what you’re paid for, and it isn’t creeping to Fawkes. So be a good chap, bend over and take it like a man.

    • 60
      Mrs Bercowski says:

      Mrs Bercowski to you Guido – I’m doing an interview for Pravda later.

    • 98
      Tennerpants says:

      Can she even read and write yet?

      • 147
        Sally Down The Alley says:

        ?????????? reed & rite?
        Only enough to fill in my little black book

    • 150
      Willsteed says:

      Every single picture of this berk seem to show some fake gaping mouthed grin… every one.

      Look on Youtube for ‘Bercow Bradby interview’ and you will see Bercow on his very first evening in office, and how thoroughly arrogant and obnoxious he actually is, and how fake that grin is.

  2. 2
    Martin Day says:

    I am first wooo hooo

  3. 3
    Jac says:

    What a shame she can’t keep her mouth shut and be a stay at home wife. She immediately went down in my estimation at the mention of being a Labour candidate…frankly anyone in that category is clearly deluded.

    • 43
      concrete pump says:

      She can’t keep her mouth shut due to the amount of Labour cock being thrust down it.

      • 104
        Real Manly Man!!! says:

        And Bercow is clearly a sick, whimpering cuckold who enjoys being fisted while watching her get arse-fucked by a real man.

        He should be a man and slap the bitch whenever she comes out with her socialist poison.

        Bercow, control your woman!!!

      • 139
        La' says:

        That’s what did for Cherie Blair

  4. 4
    Ken Lorp says:

    I guess the speaker will be glad to be rid of the Harlot during the campaign.

    Of course, he’ll be too busy defending his own seat at the election :)

    • 12
      Dame Madelson of Jacksy says:

      I am defender of the seats around here……oh… errrr…wait a minute, sorry I meant to say penetrator of the seats, do forgive me duckie

  5. 4
    pete-s says:

    Guido,

    Loose-lipped; what particular pair of lips were you referring to?

  6. 7
    Spandau Bully says:

    I hear Sally the Tranny has recently ‘befriended’ Sarah Brown and her celeb crowd.

    BTW The lovely Sarah now revels in the name of Magda Goebbels.

    “In fresh claims from journalist Andrew Rawnsley’s new book, Downing Street officials were said to regard Mrs Brown, a former public relations executive, as the Prime Minister’s ‘best and chief propagandist’.

    One member of the Prime Minister’s inner circle is even said to refer to Mrs Brown as ‘Magda Goebbels’ – a reference to the wife of the infamous Nazi propaganda chief, who joined her husband in crafting strategies to sell Hitler to the German masses in the 1930s.”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1254764/How-Mrs-Brown-PMs-No1-spin-doctor-Downing-Street-aide-dubbed-Mrs-Goebbels-claims-controversial-book.html#ixzz0h1SNcKtk

    • 10
      Sarah Braun says:

      Six foot two
      Eyes of blue
      Big Sally Bercow’s after you.

    • 23
      Ed says:

      It’s about time we got the truth about the scheming Sarah.

      That article also goes on to reveal that she’s well in with Damien McBride, well known of course for smearing Cameron and Osborne’s wives while bigging up Sarah Brown..

      • 118
        Real Manly Man!!! says:

        Gordon and Sara Brown (almost wrote Braun, there. Freudian slip) The Browns are the Fred and Rosemary West of politics.

        She is no Angel, and he is a disgusting pervert and they are only married for the convenience of power and corruption.

    • 26
      Magda Twatter says:

      I have not slept too well since Gordon had a brass band playing outside my bedroom door, it woke Alastair and I!

    • 140
      La' says:

      Time for another Downfall video

    • 144
      The Sleeper says:

      I get this awful vision of Brown shagging his wife,with his greasy sweat dripping onto her saggy tits,and her enormous thighs wrapped around his shit stained arse.

      Then I realise it’s all a bad nightmare…he’s never shagged anything..apart from the Country.

  7. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Nigel Farage will kick him out

    • 13
      A vote for UKIP is a vote for five more years of Brown says:

      Dream on. Farage is a gobshite. All piss and wind.

      • 34
        Nigel Farage Is Bound To Win says:

        It’s funny isn’t it, the tory trolls want Bercow out on his ass but when Nigel Farage, the man who is going to do the job, steps forward, the Tories start booing and hissing at him.
        Fucking morons.
        Get your story straight Tory trolls, at the moment it’s all over the fucking shop!Nigel Farage is going to give Bercow a good thrashing.
        Get used to it.

    • 20
      TOO FAR says:

      Boody hope so!!

    • 142
      La' says:

      I notice big Nige Farage’s outburst against rumpey pumpey cooincides with his book release.

  8. 11
    buttfuttocks says:

    does she swallow

  9. 21
    MadArthur says:

    why are we allowing this odious pair to live in accommodation paid for by us??

    We are fucking mental for having this

    It’s bad enough having the BBC

    get rid fo them

    • 31
      Guido's Army says:

      The BBC have announced that they are going to spend £600,000 “making quality programmes”.

      That will make a nice change for them.

      • 35
        QWERTY says:

        £600 million for more Cocaine and 8 year old rent boys more like.

        • 53
          Zealot says:

          Who are you talking about, The BBC or the Conservative Party… or both most likely

        • 57
          Susie says:

          Good… the rate of ‘unexplained’ deaths of their presenters will go up.

          Drug overdoses, onanism. Working for the decadent BBC is almost like doing a tour in the ‘Stan.

          • udderly 'orrible says:

            No bravery involved, which makes a vast difference!

          • Ben Bradshaw says:

            When I was at the Beeb I could snort more than my editor, spent most of my time in fuckin la la land on the license fee payer. A friend of mine who is still there calls it “Travels with my Auntie”"

          • Peter Grimes says:

            Was that just one licence fee payer you were on or several, Ben?

          • Angry At Brown says:

            got to hand it to you Ben

            you are as facile and arrogant as ever

            have you ever thought of standing in front of a train?

      • 73
        TONY BENN'S WILL says:

        they receive nearly £3,000,000,000… so where does the rest go

      • 127
        Lord Reith says:

        Rebate required to the dwindling band of licence fee payers methinks!!

  10. 28
    buttfuttocks says:

    we are a nation of sheep,it took the politicians a long time to turn us but they did it,all the foreigners over here think we are pathetic and they are correct,god save the

  11. 32
    Martin Day says:

    I want to be clever like all you bigger boys here.

    • 36
      BBC Auditions Dept. says:

      Dear Mr Day,

      We are sorry to inform you that your application to become the “5th” Teletubby has not been successful, please fuck off.

      Bill Everyone
      A BBC Red Bastard

    • 40
      Thats News says:

      It’s a bit wrong, isn’t it? He and she should know better.

  12. 33
    QWERTY says:

    Queen Mandy just referred to Lord Ashcroft as “Ashcroft”, yet this mincing queen nearly broke into tears when Mrs Pratt called him “Mandelson” the other day.

    oh and I hope the Tories ask for an inquiry into the Peerage for Mandelmong after all just HOW did he get that mortgage?

    • 38
      anon says:

      He borrowed the money from his friend and then lied to the mortgage company.
      EVERYONE knows that.
      Mandelson is not fit to be a lord, he is a mortgage fraudster.

      • 80
        TONY BENN'S WILL says:

        and he is now appointing lots of people to very influencial positions, do you think he will appoint honest people who will blow the whistle or fellow sleaze bags? by the way Chorus has been allowed to close and an Indian company is now borrowing money from british banks to expand and profit from the extra business, so this government is taking money from british taxpayers(to make up for their negligence) and this is now going to foreign companies ,who are benifiting from the UK closures. Mandi is a sleazebag ,….any connection there?

        • 103
          Labour Scum says:

          Who gives a toss, they are jobs in the north where they always vote Labour, who cares?

    • 41
      buttfuttocks says:

      exactly how does that fuckwitt bumboy get away with it sacked twice in disgrace how the fuck does the arch jizz swallower get away with it if it was you or me we would have done time

      • 69
        Dave's Thrown The Towel In - Ding Ding Round One says:

        He gets away with it because Labour is in power.
        Considering what the tax evading liar Aschroft is getting away with now, can you possibly imagine bad things would be if the fly-weight Cameron got into power?
        I don’t think he will because he is too soft and lazy and he seems to have thrown in the towel already, I mean, he has never had to fight for anything in his life, it has all been given to him on a silver platter, but can you imagine how many more of Dave’s millionaire friends and his banker friends and friends in the markets would get away without paying tax if Dave did win?
        It’d be a fucking nightmare. After Brown has fucked up the country’s finances I don’t think the public accounts could take it if, under Cameron’s tax evading cronies, the only people paying tax were only those on less than 50K!
        That would finish this country off.

        • 86
          TONY BENN'S WILL says:

          so after gordon has fucked up the country’s finances you really think it would be a great idea to have more of Labour..you need help.

        • 108
          Commie Troll spotter says:

          You are Martin Day and I claim my Tunbridge Wells T-towel

    • 45
      Fred Goodwin says:

      Oohh look over there!!

      • 49
        Peter Mandevilson says:

        What’s happened to the knighthood Gordon gave you for services to banking ??

  13. 39
    The IMF is coming says:

    Radio 2 now got a piece on the miners strike! FFS!

    • 44
      Charles Flaccidwidger says:

      Has it mentioned the glorious class struggle yet?

      • 50
        Nail the family cat to a strike-breakers door -YES IT REALLY HAPPENED!! says:

        We were the true heroes of the strike, that cat was quite large for six months old!

      • 66
        The IMF is coming says:

        Unfortunately customer interaction meant I could hear the piece in full, but the gist was 2 miners, one a scab, one not.

        What the hell has this got to do with anything today?
        Blatant anti Toryism

        • 114
          Labour Scum Spotter says:

          The BBC says – “We are closing-down half of our website” – the right half was closed down years ago you daft fuckers

        • 120
          Tony Benn says:

          Do you know I closed more mines than Thatcher?

    • 46
      Drop a slab of concrete on innocent passers bye says:

      Have we been on yet?

  14. 48
    Zealot says:

    Cameron seen smoking again today…..OH DEAR. Poor Adam Boulton must feel like a total twat having to cover this up day after day.

  15. 51
    Yorkshire Terrorist says:

    This is horrendous. Next you’ll be telling us she’s allowed to drive, vote and go out on her own. Britain is well and truly broken.

  16. 52
  17. 54
    Eileen Critchley says:

    Us and them.

  18. 56
    Guido's Army says:

    The ROLE is neutral. Recent incumbents? Maybe less so…

  19. 57
    Gorbels Micky says:

    Neutral, I was nothing!! – ordeurr

    • 96
      TONY BENN'S WILL says:

      half the miners were glad they closed the mines, anyway it wasn’t Maggie who closed the mines it was the greedy unions and their bully boys,as they ruined all the other great industries of this country,some people just have the traitors gene

  20. 59

    she’s just funnier than you are, that’s what this is all about isn’t it old boy

  21. 63
    Odds Bodkins says:

    GRRRREAT post on over at biased BBC.

    Check out the commie cnut Chris T-T ‘ s mad rantings about not being paid.

    And we have to fund people like him?

    http://biased-bbc.blogspot.com/2010/02/now-vote-green-show.html#jsid-1267473288-804

  22. 64
    David Cameron says:

    ” I had coffee with two lumps this morning … The wife and the mother. “

    • 83
      AC1 says:

      Haha, You’ve now secured my vote.

    • 105
      Andy Carpark says:

      Which is your favourite, Sir? Money, power or sex? Sex? You’ve got a marvellous memory, Sir! Is this your wife? Have you heard of SpecSavers, Sir? (Notty Ash! Notty Ash!)

  23. 71
    Brown likes to smear copiously says:

    Come the glorious day it’s gonna be really funny listening to these Socialist vermin on Five Live blaming the Tories for the loss of Britain’s AAA rating, the loss of public sector jobs, the rise of interest rates and so on and so forth.
    They’ll use some ruse such as ‘well we only got a small majority so it’s hurting the country’.

    Liverpudlian troglodytes vote for a man with three butlers, so too some poor dimwitted proles will vote for that great radical and fwend of the downtrodden, sally Dodgy-CV bercow.
    In fact one can almost understand why NaziLabour hold their core vote fodder in so much contempt.

    The ridiculous and ghastly turncoat Quentin Davies recently blamed the Tories for the lack of heavy lift helicopters in the British forces, and despite Peter Allen’s incredulity he carried on lying.
    So too these ‘everyone’s to blame but us’ filth will be using the BBC to spin their lies when the markets decide enuff is indeed enuff, innit.

    I rests me case M’lud

    • 79
      Think About It says:

      But will it be such fun when the Conservative government turns out to be a one term administration?

      • 87
        Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

        Anything’s better than five years of me and my team, surely ?

        • 131
          Archer Karcher says:

          Five more years of Brown? LOL, are you serious?

          He is finished, win lose or draw, his own party hate him as much, if not more, than the country does.
          It will be a pyrrhic victory of epic proportions.
          No, expect Lady Mandleslime to whisper in his ear and gently remove the keys from his hands, as soon as is practically possible, after any highly unlikely “triumph”.

      • 89
        Brown likes to smear copiously says:

        Read my post more slowly, cockhead

    • 95
      MI5 says:

      As you say

      A government of vermin…

      Corrupt, lying, fraudulent, lying, thugging, buggering, threatening, twisting,covering up, anything goes for New Labour

      Destroying the reputation of the Commons, Lords, Juduciary, Public Prosecutor and Speaker’s Office, anything they can get their hands on

      Not to speak of bankrupting the country..

      It really is at Caligula’s level…

      Who ever dreamt Britain would fall this low

  24. 84
    Sally Ally says:

    Vote for me

    I know evryone on the London Underground…

    I am a ZanuLabour shagger

    Just right for Nulbaour voters

    No standards, ni scruples no beliefes

    Just abuse any position I can get myself into…

    NuLabour have no shame…

    • 91
      Sally Bigcow says:

      That’s a bit unkind.

      • 154
        Sally Down The Alley says:

        Oi!!!
        I love those working class peeps, as long as I don’t have to touch them, that is. Have they never heard of soap?

  25. 88
    John Cipher says:

    It’s the season of the witch. Sorry whore-slattern.

  26. 93
    back alley sally says:

    but i need the spenses innit

  27. 94
  28. 97
    Disco Biscuit says:

    “the loose-lipped spouse of the Speaker”

    Can you vouch for that, Guido? Were you at Oxford with her too? lol

  29. 100
    Stu says:

    I’ll never support UKIP but by god I hope Farage kicks those pair of self serving twats out of the speakers house.

  30. 102
    Anonymous says:

    Bercow was once a nasty tory,eveybody makes mistakes once in there life.

    • 117
      Anonymous says:

      Whatever. Liebore are at once corrupt, smug and incompetent.

      • 151
        udderly 'orrible says:

        “corrupt, smug and incompetent”
        …. don’t stop there, my thesaurus has 33 more pages of adjectives which fit McSnot’s McParteh like a glove …. take too long to paste here.

    • 178
      Anonymous says:

      How come Labour supporters can’t spell properly..must be there (sic) lousy educasion….shame

  31. 109
    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

    This is more spin from the Tory McBride types who want to prevent Sally standing for Labour when she’s done fuck all wrong. I thought this was an independent blog but it looks like Guido’s doing whatever Andy tells him every morning.

  32. 110
    Lord Paul says immigration reduces per capita income says:

    He said nine per cent growth rate alone was not enough and there should be proper per capita growth for a vibrant economy. Citing an example, Lord Paul said “immigration contributed six billion pounds in the British economy in the last five years, but per capita contribution declined.”

    So Lord Paul opines that immigration has resulted in lower per capita but a richer economy.

    Immigration therefore is a quantity not quality process.

    It makes for riches at the top, but reduces living standards in the middle and at the bottom, and increases the Labour vote.

    As if we didn’t know.

    • 125
      Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

      Fuck off CCHQ troll. Labour are going to win with a landslide. Brown’s here to stay.

  33. 111
    Penfold says:

    Your headline ( Mrs Bercow Out on the Streets ) is of course “Metaphorical”?
    …….isn’t it?
    Where’s her pitch? doh, what’s her pitch, sorry, speaking politically.
    Another limp leftie parachuted into a safeish seat. Our Sal will of course have the Hattie Harperson seal of approval, shame she ‘s not consistent, Hattie that is, on all women lists etc,.

    Sal might have been ejected for electioneering purposes, but that’s not gonna work all the time, but really, lets get rid of the other f***er as well, permanently.

  34. 115
    Sir William Waad says:

    I don’t see why Sally Bercow shouldn’t run for Councillor if she wants, nor why she should leave home to do so. I don’t see why she shouldn’t support the Labour Party, apart of course from most of its policies being stupid and destructive. All right, she appears to be a loudmouthed trollope, but the fact that we might dislike her doesn’t mean that her political stance is dishonest or wrong.

    Looking at it analytically, what actually is she doing wrong?

    • 132
      Barnacle Bill says:

      She has failed, on numerous occasions, to stab her husband to death in his sleep. Wodda fackin’ liberdy!

  35. 116
    jgm2 says:

    OT

    Chairman of Brown’s flagship independent FSA confesses to being a fuckwit with the memory of a goldfish and so is everybody in the department….

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8545048.stm

  36. 119
    Grofons Blownit says:

    Perhaps she will move in, to allow Sarah to move out as she has probably done her time at No 10 by now.

  37. 122
    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

    The CCHQ trolls are panicking again. They desperately want to hide Cameron’s dirty secrets from Eton involving dildos and coke. It’s just a shame this blog keeps doing what Andy tells it to do. Not much point posting here anymore. CCHQ runs this blog. But at least Labour will win the election. Yeah, you read right. Brown will get another 5 years and there’s sweet FA Tory and Lib Dem trolls can do anything about it. 5 more years of Brown and Campbell. Get used to it.

    • 130
      jgm2 says:

      5 more years of Brown and Campbell. Get used to it.

      Be careful what you wish for. There were few survivors from Stalin’s purges the last time such psychopaths got power.

      Or are you hoping to be sufficiently low down the party order so as to be invisible? Don’t count on it. Stalin used to remove entire departments. Just eradicate them from history. Paint them out of photos. Remove pages from books.

      In fact you might be in the gulags before us.

      • 138
        Full circle says:

        It’s already started jgm2.

        The savings process has already begun in setting the budgets of the public sector the length and breadth of the land. It looks grim for them.

        All lot of sacred cows are going to have to go to the knackers even if Labour win. However, a Labour win means the Labour establishment will be able to swing the pain to minimise their own personal loss of local prestige.

        MP ‘x’ saves hospital etc, etc.

        The trough will still be there for those survivors of the poll.

        The worst punishment will be for the boat-rockers in their own ranks.

        Not as if we haven’t seen it before, but those with short memories, or under 40 are in for a shock.

    • 161
      Farter Cluck says:

      “They desperately want to hide Cameron’s dirty secrets from Eton involving dildos and coke.”

      Libelious, I think….

      • 166
        Gay Gordon in the Hamptons says:

        As long as they don’t bring up rocking horse, nappies, baby dummies and dildos secrets.

    • 177
      Barnabas Scudamore says:

      I ain’t from CCHQ – I’m not !

      The whole cabinet is a den of communists, which isn’t a bad thing.

      We can watch them, see who they speak to, listen to their phone calls, intercept their emails, build files and files and files of evidence (in the case of Jack, that file is huge).

      Once we know where they all are, we can then act.

      It is a bit like catching members of ANY subversive group.

      Does gordon and his cabinet REALLY think they can do whatever they want / say wahtever they want?

      I’ll be honest – the only time gordon can have any private time, is when he’s on the toilet.

      However, for gordon’s “security”, it is helpful for number 10 to be listened in on,so, even on the toilet, we can know if he’s having a number 1 or a number 2 or neither.

      I’m guessing the only way Gordon can communicate to other subversive elements is by…………………well, I don’t know, because even private meetings, in hushed voices, in the middle of nowhere are listened too.

      Down with cyclops !

  38. 123
    Anon says:

    She looks so ‘used’.

    Her place of business, the bogs next the speakers office, has a “Take a Number” machine.

  39. 124
    Lord Paul powers ahead says:

    On reaching the project site, they faced black flag protests organised by local people, comprising mostly women and children. They were protesting against the use of the farm lands at Singur for industries. The police, however, swung into action and forced the demonstrating people to leave the place. Afterwards, under police protection, the Lord Paul could perform the puja.

  40. 133
    Cassandrina says:

    Where on earth do they come from these piss poor airhead “politicians” and their crap wives.
    Sorry – must be another planet – aliens taking us over.

  41. 136
    Gordo the greek says:

    It is almost as if she told the labour mps she would stand if they voted her husband in !

  42. 137
    Any Colour but Brown says:

    “Mrs Bercow Out on the Streets”

    Taking up a profession, then?

  43. 146
    Anonymous says:

    JUST EXACTLY WHAT IS WRONG with spending one’s twenties drinking & having casual sex.

  44. 153
    Alan Douglas says:

    “Mrs Bercow Out on the Streets”

    Wot, again ?

    Alan Douglas

  45. 162
  46. 164
    Randy Teenager says:

    How do you get in contact with Mrs Bercow, I want to book her for one hour for 120 pounds. I will bring my own condoms.

  47. 168
    Randy Teenager says:

    Is she blonde downstairs as well? I would like to see and lick it.

  48. 169
    Saint Bernadette of Lourdes says:

    Surely she is going to get a seat on Westminster Council easily, she has been an easy seat for all around Westminster for sooooooooo long..

  49. 170
    Randy Teenager says:

    Do you think she charges extra for anal?

  50. 171
    steve says:

    She tweeted that she cannot stay in the Palace whilst trying to become a Councillor.

    Looking through Argos catalogue at tents – is that canvassssing

  51. 172
    Anonymous says:

    What about a campaign tune-
    Saw little john with long tall sally
    They saw Farage coming so they jumped back in the alley (wordsmiths to finish!!!)

  52. 173
    Keith Dovkunts says:

    Give the girl a break . . . she swallows. She was too pissed to remember though, but she does provide a good service . . .

    • 175
      hang um high says:

      could she be coming in parliament as he is going out of Parliament.like to be a fly on the wall the next day

  53. 176
    Gladys Pew says:

    I am lucky I get to vote for Farage in the next GE. I would vote for him simply on the fact that I find Bercows wife unacceptable but as he’s been such a little shit speaker I have more than one reason now.

  54. 179
    Anonymous says:

    Pair of Hunts.

    • 182
      Christy says:

      Annonymous, OT I know but what about this for a Cameron poster.
      A weak currency is a sign of a weak economy which is a sign of a weak government.
      Gordon Brown 1995
      Southernskye,Isle of Skye.
      Will McBust remember he said it or will he suffer memory loss,I have posted this to No 10 and asked if McBust recollects this,will see if I get an answer.

  55. 183
    Peter Gompertz says:

    Guido,

    One of the ‘Tags’ at the bottom of your piece is Totty – purlease! Mrs Bercow is not ‘totty’ she is a seriously ugly cow!



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