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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Just wondering if Cameron’s Dell Boy then who would Brown be?
George is Rodney the plonker
YouGov, which began polling after the 2001 election, has developed a reputation for accuracy. Its final Sunday Times poll in 2005 was precisely right, and it accurately predicted Boris Johnson’s victory in the 2008 London mayoral election and the results of last year’s Euro elections
This could be a decisive week for the future of Britain, or at least the next five years…
http://cogitodexter.wordpress.com/2010/03/01/what-will-the-week-ahead-bring-an-election/
blog whoring is usually done here with a bit more style
Whoring with a bit more style?
Nah – that’s par for the course in here.
If I could be arsed at this time in the morning, I’d read it and slag the c’unt off, but it’s too much like hard work for St David’s day…
if I was you dexter I would remove the photo of you from the top rhs of your site…not one for image marketing but airbrush it or wear a carrier bag…not good pr.
Guess that’s different to Gordon and Peter in a Bullying Blinder?
@Mr 2 point lead
Yet the bookies give a different view – and they stand to lose money if they get it wrong. Think it may be tight come polling day.
Every Opinion Pollster stands to lose money if they are wrong.
And they don’t just make a quick buck after the Election.
They do polling for Political Parties, Corporations & Media throughout the year.
The Bookies stand to make loads of money whatever the result.
That’s why they are Bookies and not mug punters.
You can bet on everything from number of seats to turnout to the exact time the election result is called for one side or the other or a hung Parliament.
The Bookie always wins.
Bookies don’t work like that, they set their books so that the odds are always at least 110% of the book. Imagine a football match where both teams are absolutely even, the best odds that they’ll offer is Evens (50%) but they still cream the draw. But they wouldn’t offer Evens, they’d offer less and still put the draw money in their pocket. They don’t care who wins and they don’t set the odds for the winner, they set the odds where the money is going.
Boris also thinks that the bookies are the best guide. However, I think he’s finally lost it now that he regards that odious little gobshite Sion Simon as a ‘talent’:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/borisjohnson/7342739/Gordon-Brown-on-course-to-win-the-election-Youve-got-to-be-joking.html
Sample variation. It happens with trackers. Be wary,
few think it is gospell and the last word from the polls but it is a clear indication of how things are going and you can be certain even if it’s a few points off the news is not good
momentum counts only weeks away from an election
It’s going to be tough and even more so with Prescott telling whoppers on Newsnight about Gordon and the ERM lie.
Or did he just “forget”?
But is it just a coincidence that Peter Kellner the owner of YouGov is the husband of Lady Ashton, Gordon Brown’s newly appointed European foreign MInister, ex-CND treasurer? There is no doubting the political leanings in the Kellner/Ashton household and they now owe Gordon one?
Why have the unweighted YouGOv polls not shown such a dramatic change as the weighted ones? Maybe the pollsters just cannot believe that labour voters are switching.
Think that YOUGOV cannot afford to try and show bias? They will be working on the herd effect and the media political narrative and momentum that they might generate so that the poll movement can become self-fullfilling. Even if they are wrong, well that’s polling for you – an inaccurate science.
Have we yet been told why the YouGov poll showed a six-point lead in early editions of the Sunday Times which then mysteriously shrank to two in the later edition?
Cast Iron Cameron says in his speech, I’ll do fuck all. I love the EU, we need more green taxes and more immigration and multiculturalism.
Are you a complete moron, Road Hog?
How many times does Cameron have to say that the Conservatives will put a cap on immigration?! He even said it in his speech!
He says it in a sensitive, putting pressure on public services way because he knows that if he doesn’t, Labour will accuse him and the Tories of being racist!
Yeah heard it all before, man of little words and even less action.
“man of little words and even less action”
Less action? Um…could be because he’s not in power yet?
Oh no, you’ve got some action, reneging on his cast iron guarantee and jumping on the green bandwagon for green taxes. Just don’t like what I see before he’s even got into power. It must be hard going, to be so close to NuLabour in the Polls when you’re up against Gordon Brown, FFS he should be a country mile ahead.
PS Cameron Mong, how can he put a cap on it when at least half of it comes from the EU, the Conservatives have said they welcome Turkey’s entry to the EU and that they’ll be no referendum on it. How’s that going to help stop immigration you dull c.unt.
Who in Europe wants Turkey in the EU? Really, who?
German CDU/CSU campaign against it. The Austrian Government will veto it.
Who wants Turkey in the EU?
America, Britain (and some European socialists ie Spain, communists but they do it to pick up Turkish immigrant workers votes but cover themselves by saying it will take at least 15 years )
Britain is seen as the strongest supporter of Turkey.
Getting Turkey in the EU just before we decide to leave and join NAFTA would be a masterstroke – imagine how pissed off the Frogs and Krauts would be if we saddled them with a basket case prone to military interventions in politics, full of ambitious migrant workers who will go over and impregnate their unwashed mademoiselles and fat hairy Frauleins?
Bring it on, I say!
Already got a turkey in the EU – it’s otherwise known as Gordon Brown’s Britain.
is it a jaunty eton cap worn at a rakish angle?
It’s a ‘scugger’, a cap with blue and black stripes. ‘Scugger’ is Etonian slang for an idle bastard, and this cap is the one you wear if you haven’t been awarded a different cap for doing anything else. Everyone who goes to Eton arrives with a ‘scugger’, and discovers that the whole point is to stop wearing it.
Does that give them honorary membership of the Drones?
No, you have to do something to be a Drone. Even if it’s only droning.
That’s Daves forte.
Sorry but road hog is spot on. Most immigration is from the EU these days and we can’t control that. Add into that that any halfwit from Pakistan, Iran etc that turns up here gets to stay regardless of his right to be here or not.
What the Tories need to do is to cut back on EU immigration by leaving the EU.
Only little loophole with that particular cunning policy con is that its a load of lies and evasion and perversion of the truth.
The so called cap is worthless when migrants simply have to come through the eurotrash gateway and they have automatic rights of entry, talk about morons!
Every eurotrash country is a gateway to the UK, the immigrants get papers from any EU shithole and they cannot be turned away from the UK. Families of immigrants and marriage accounts for another huge slice, look carefully at Daves immigration policy and it aint what they make it out to be at all, in fact the flow of useless third world scrounging no marks and criminals will increase under Dave so the next time you call someone a moron its better if you actually know WTF you are on about.
Just wondering if Cameron’s Dell Boy then who would Brown be?
I guess the used car salesman! Which would imply that Dave had a bit of a ‘thing’ with Sarah Brown some time ago. No wonder McBride was spreading malicious rumours about Dave’s sexual health!
what an enormous twat you are
poeple are laughing at you in public not with you
I thought that was meant to be Alistair Campbell – ‘chancer’ seemed quite an appropriate , though very mild epitaph for him.
we might be open for business again dave
but alas it will only be for the closing down sale under Brown !
I find your username most offensives! Do not insultings my faith! Islam is peace! Behead all those who insult Islam! Do not mock our great prophet Osama! He is martyr!
“It was you who selected those candidates, so if we win that general election, instead of 18 women MPs on the Conservative side, there will be more than 60. And you’ve done something else, you have selected black and minority ethnic candidates, Christian, J-wish, Muslim, Hindu, Sikh, right across our country. Not in Labour seats, not in marginal seats, but in safe Conservative seats. And to people who say to me that this modernisation, that this change was just some sort of paint job, I would say this: think of the young black British boy, looking at Parliament, looking at Britain and thinking, “What’s my role? Do I belong? How am I going to get on?” He can look at the Tory party, yes, the Tory party, and he can see Kwasi Kwarteng, Sam Gyimah, Wilfred Emmanuel-Jones, Shaun Bailey, Helen Grant and say, “They’ve got to the top of British politics, I belong here, and so can I”.
“And think about that young Muslim woman, living in Britain, wondering what her role is in modern Britain, who is able to switch on the television and watch, in primetime TV, on Question Time, as Sayeeda Warsi destroyed that ghastly piece of filth, Nick Griffin, and think yes, yes, I belong here, it’s my country too.
What a load of old bollocks.
It’ll do for us.
What was that, Cameron cooing while he patted Gove on the head for herding the Tory dinosaurs into the abattoir?
Nick Griffin’s record is impeccable compared with that of his detractors.
Given that this blog exists solely because there this no depth to which our current, foul Parliamentarians will not sink, that’s no great accolade; but anyone visiting Nick’s party website will see why he stands head and shoulders above all the old gang put together: yesterday’s men peddling a hopeless future.
“Turnip taliban dinasoars”
Marvelous, insulting your own party faithful is a winning formula.
Keep it up, you appear determined to lose the coming election and lets face it, an election against the most useless, corrupt and arrogant government we have ever witnessed. You must be very proud, your rainbow coalition will go down as the only “opposition” that is more disliked than the useless government it “opposes”, some achievement.
Dismal Dave and his socialist ideals are as shite as the incumbent trash, you morons really don`t get it do you?
ISLAM BETTER THAN PORK ?
What’s the bet Gorgon is frantically trying to think of a national emergency to cancel the election? He knows he can’t bottle the election like he did in 2007. I wouldn’t put it past the gutless c-unt to go fascist and create a “national emergency” to avoid going to the polls. It’s what ZaNew Labour MPs, supporters and trolls on this blog would secretly like. They know that otherwise they’re gonna fucked at the election.
The only person here who’s fucked is you.
Lay off the Stella.
Did Damien McBride just ring up and tell you to do your bit for ZaNew Labour? Or was it Herr Campbell?
No, Your social worker.
Time for bed troll – The bunker can’t afford ovetime.
ZaNew Labour MPs are such pathetic pushovers, if you showed them that clip, they’d think it’s genuine and immediately vote to cancel the election. Where’s Ann Clwyd? That fucking sellout would roll over immediately.
The Tory trolls are on the defensive.
It doesn’t bode well for party morale.
There there. Herr Campbell, Hauptsturmführer Mandelson and Herr McBride will ensure ZaNew Labour has a dignified election campaign that doesn’t rely on dirty tricks, lies and smears. In the meantime, please tell us how proud you are of Gorgon’s extra 25p a week to pensioners, the dodgy dossier, 1 million Iraqis dead, thousands of soldiers dead, Stafford Hospital, an economy on its knees, silence over Israel’s war crimes in Gaza and Lebanon, and Jacqui Smith claiming porn on expenses?
Looking forward to a landslide victory are you?
Just like Gorgon, avoiding answering a question. So, please tell us how proud you are of Gorgon’s extra 25p a week to pensioners, the dodgy dossier, 1 million Iraqis dead, thousands of soldiers dead, Stafford Hospital, an economy on its knees, silence over Israel’s war crimes in Gaza and Lebanon, and Jacqui Smith claiming porn on expenses?
I couldn’t give a fuck ’cause i hate Labour and Tories equally.
Ooh ducky! Didn’t you just love Tony cosying up to homophobic Dubya and his christian fanatical pals? How did that go down with your comrades? Or were you too busy selling out, just like your friend Ann Clwyd?
How DARE you talk about my Hero Tony like that
I’m what I am today because I copied his every thought and gesture
a failure
I even supported his fuckwitted war because I’m THAT stupid
Anne Clwyd (or Mrs Kurdistan.) Another liar.
Where’s the mincer Saddam personally had installed in Abu Ghraib, Anne? You know the one, feet first for maximum nastiness you told us all about so graphically.
The first human right, Anne, is to be told the truth.
you’re the massive bell-end who doesn’t know a joke when he sees it
keep crying and wailing like a petulant child who’s lost his dummy little tory troll
it’s very amusing
Labour: Damien McBride, Stafford Hospital, Derek Draper, Lord Levy, Iraq.
Please come knocking on my door to ask for my vote. I’d be happy to tell you what I think of your party and your leader. Your face might hurt for a bit afterwards though. But don’t complain. If your boss can get away with it, so can I.
I don’t support Labour or Brown you silly little fuckwit
I’m just enjoying the hysetrical wailing of a twatty little toryboy weed like you as he throws a temper tantrum because the public knows his hero Wavy Davy is as shit as Brown
The only thing funnier than your obvious distress and posting on the verge of tiny tears is your hilarious attempts to try and act the hard man
You’re fooling nobody son
if a little toryboy weed pissweasel like yourself ever ventured outside you CCHQ funded trolling wankpit computer basement you’d shit yourself
Oh Ducky you are SO butch!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
weedy little twat
A national emergency would have to be something along the lines of devastating earthquake…………..FUCK McDoom went to Chile didn’t he ? He’s the first PM to do so as well….Fuck.
Anyhow, if gordon doesn’t call an election Her Majesty’s Men will end this most vile period in Her Majesty’s reign.
Her Majesty’s men practise for such situations as “subversive take over”.
If gordo don’t call that election…….well, civil war perhaps ?
I for one will be down the palace as fast as my helicopter will take me – blunderbuss in hand, ready to blast the shit out of anything that comes within half an inch of Her Majesty the Queen’s palace !
You forget that Herr Campbell, Hauptsturmführer Mandelson and Herr McBride practise the black arts of spin and will do anything to keep their jobs. But yes, if Gorgon tries any funny business – apart from pretending to cry about his dead child – let’s hope the Queen has also had enough of him and decides to pull a few establishment strings to get this bunch of c-unts thrown out.
There will be files on campbell and mandelson.
The black art of spin won’t work against a machine gun.
I don’t know of any human that has managed to use the “black art of spin” against a machine gun and walked away (especially at 3 am in the pitch black, surrounded by smoke and things going bang).
oh Barnabus you are SO butch Ducky!
ROFL!!
The PC brigade are dreading a Tory victory because they know the free ride their fanatical face-veil wearing, 7 year-old child starving, wife beating, female circumcising, honour killing Muslim pals have had under New Labour will be over. I can’t fucking wait for Cameron to become PM so we can stop this country from turning into a Sharia state. If Labour wins, we’ll see the transition to the Islamic Republic of Britainistan. Which is just what the trendy PC brigade want, even though they’d be among the first to be lined up and beheaded under a “peaceful” Islamic regime.
Not if Nick has anything to do with it.
“And think about that young Muslim woman, living in Britain, wondering what her role is in modern Britain, who is able to switch on the television and watch, in primetime TV, on Question Time, as Sayeeda Warsi destroyed that ghastly piece of filth, Nick Griffin, and think yes, yes, I belong here, it’s my country too.”
I’ll believe it when Cameron appoints a Nigerian as Party Treasurer.
Yeah, I see so many black faces on the Labour front bench. Like…yeah.
Yeah we sorted out that Sayeeda Warsi, she didn’t look so smart with a few eggs in her hair. We are the true face of the religion of peace that may not be mentioned on Guido.
As long as none of them move in to his constituancy.
Whitney, a hotbed of radical Islam.
If only Dave had not declared an intention to renegotiate on Lisbon, he’d still be plus 10% in the polls. On December 7th 2009 the lizards decided to get rid of him. He can make speeches promising the second coming of Christ if he wants, but the system has decided that he is too much of a risk, and he is being manoeuvred out.
It’s sad to see Britain’s electoral system being so abused, and even sadder to see that people still hope and believe in it. People should realise that they are observing state control of the media and the delivering of an election result to order. Brown it will be.
Witney, you mong.
Whitney is a singer.
Modern Britain is an oxymoron.
Britain is f*cked whoever wins.
Get used to it.
Unfortunately you’re probably right. There again, so is virtually every other western European nation if that’s any comfort.
The largest mass migration of peoples into Europe since the collapse of the Western Roman Empire is not going to happen without seismic social, economic and cultural upheaval. To think otherwise is living in cloud cuckoo land.
Can never get tired of…
Only the little people have to live near those dirty immigrants – not me old chap-pip, pip!
Hi folks! I’m Harriet Harman! Can I count on your vote in the forthcoming general election?
Why not? If we’re going to vote for a leader with no balls…..
Splendid! And can my husband Jack Dromey also count on your support?
I thought the fucker was wearing it already.
Rich and Mark go from strength to strength.
It’s only a matter of time before they peak.
I’m supporting Labour at this election. Thanks to their intervention, I’m free and miraculously cured of cancer!
Praise be to Allah. Oh and Jack Straw for releasing him (although Megrahi was innocent anyway).
What happened to the 15 point lead in the polls Dave?
Christ Almighty. Given that head start Heather Mills could have beaten Usain Bolt.
Whereas your mum had a turd and a baby. They flushed the baby.
Whereas your mum had a t’urd and a baby. They flushed the baby.
Why can’t Gordo be this soft and human when he’s dealing with his staff?
Gordon asked me what time it was. I said ten past four, and he screamed “I want it to be ten past three!” threw his phone at me and shoved me out of my chair.
News of the World faces £800,000 payout in bullying case
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/nov/23/andy-coulson-now-bullying-payout
And it was proved in a court of law
unlike a twatty little tory troll weeds imaginary bullshit
Rawnsley says you are full of shit son
never happened
FAIL. Coulson was not in government and the paper had to pay a £800,000 fine.
McBride was hired personally by Brown and planned the smear campaign with Derek Draper via emails sent from his Downing St email address. And he’s still informally advising Labour.
Once again, ZaNew Labour try to obfuscate by saying “Look! They did the same thing!!”
Coulson’s a Bully just like Brown and everyone knows his is
so much petulant whining and excuse making from such a tiny twatty troll
This stuff about coulson is rubbish !
He has been to court.
He was found guilty.
He has been punished by law.
It’s as clear cut as that.
I can’t see any other angle on this story, I really can’t.
I’m trying to be balanced and open minded, but, it’s just clear cut.
If you were saying he had done all these things, that he has lied about them, that he has done everything in his power to avoid going to court etc etc etc , THEN you might have a story.
Your video has too many words as well – quick and punchy one liners, that’s what’s needed. Minimum words – maximum information !
You mention Rawnsley. How convenient you leave out the parts where he says Brown would scream abuse at staff, hurl phones, shove a secretary out of her chair, thump the back of his driver’s seat, and swear at subordinates who can’t talk back. Typical ZaNew Labour Ministry of Truth where you obfuscate to avoid the inconvenient reality of your leader’s demented behaviour.
And wasn’t it Darling who said No10 unleashed the forces of hell on him? I guess he too must be a “ittle tory troll weeds imaginary bullshit.” By the way, if you’re gonna post under different sock puppets, best not to use similar phrasing and syntax in each one. Otherwise it becomes apparent that it’s all the work of one desperate ZaNew Labour automaton. Excelsior! Be all that you can be! Just like Damien McBride and John “Two Chicken Tikka Masalas, three Big Macs, four Steak & Kidney pies, and Two Jags” Prescott.
“Rawnsley says you are full of shit son”
You like to mention Rawnsley. His book states Brown would scream abuse at staff, throw phones, shoved his secretary out of her chair, thumped the back of his driver’s seat, and swore at subordinates who couldn’t talk back. Typical New Labour Ministry of Truth tactics, obfuscating to avoid inconvenient facts.
“unlike a twatty little tory troll weeds imaginary bullshit”
Word of advice. If you ARE going to post under different sock puppets, at least try and make sure you don’t keep using the same phrases and words in each one. Otherwise it becomes obvious that Bullingdon Dave’s ‘soft and human’ Bullying right hand man is Gideon’s ravaged starfish is Seasoned Campaigner.
he’s Dave’s right hand man
he’s a convicted Bully
those are the facts
clear, concise and irrefutable
all else are the weasel words, excuses and spin
“shoved his secretary out of her chair”
FAIL!
Rawnsley never claimed that. It’s a Lie. You are a Liar.
Do your fucking homework you Dave arselicking thick as pigshit moron.
fuck opff sp33do shorts
Guido had to moderate you before for all your subhuman ‘dead baby’ remarks
Labour’s Poll Rating ‘At New Low’
An opinion poll in a national newspaper puts the Conservatives 26% ahead of Labour – with the Government’s rating said to be the lowest since records began in 1930.
The YouGov poll in the Sunputs the Tories on 49% with Labour trailing on 23% and the Lib Dems at 17%.
The Sun says the only time in history the Conservatives notched up a bigger runaway lead was in 1968
Thats right and who was it who gave Dave this massive lead ?
YouGov! who the tory trolls think are biased for Brown
Hahahahahaha!!
classic stuff
If that is what their vaunted weighted internet linked super panels suggested then I have my doubts about their validity. Sorry.
I’ll wait for the real thing whenever it takes place.
With her tin leg?
The true face of New Labour and its so-called “socialists” and its so-called fight for “social justice.”
So how many hanging baskets will that be, Mrs Beckett?
Vote Labour. Vote Hazel
No, just a realist
From The Guardian, that well known right-wing rag. Will you be mentioning this when you knock on voters’ doors, Labour activists?
Britain under Gordon Brown is a more unequal country than at any time since modern records began in the early 1960s, after the incomes of the poor fell and those of the rich rose in the three years after the 2005 general election.
Deprivation and inequality in the UK rose for a third successive year in 2007-08, according to data from the Department for Work and Pensions that prompted strong criticism from campaign groups for the government’s backsliding on its anti-poverty goals.
In a further blow, the government failed to make a dent in the number of children or pensioners living in poverty after big increases the previous year. Almost 17,000 more children in England are on free school meals this year compared with last, according to government data also published yesterday.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2009/may/08/poverty-equality-britain-incomes-poor
Don’t think Dave will pull it off!
they are both shit
they are both failures
that’s why they are both doing so badly
Will anybody from Labour actually knock on voter’s doors ? If they do that’ll be a first because I’ve never seen a Labour canvasser in the past 13 years anywhere near my neighbourhood
Where I live the Labour party don’t even bother to put up a candidate at the local elections. At the last general election they came third, with ten times as many people voting for the top two parties.
Well, unfortunately the Labour party is no longer the labour party.
The current labour party, has been infiltrated by communist subversives.
All of them have communist links (mandelson communist party of great britain leader).
All of them have waited all their lives to be in the positions they are in now.
So, what choice does one have ?
I’ve thought about it and I still think you are a deluded twat.
you’ve lost the plot looney trooney stick to analysing the beano..gordon reads it.
Fuck all politicians.
The cartoon is it Ted Danson from cheers ?
The Bloggsphere has given Daves opener a mixed reception CW thinks that at this stage that was on the cards , quite why the Lib dems feel like having a rant is beyond me for some reason CW cant get rid of the picture of Ed Daveys beaming face at his partys succes at getting lisbon through , when in actual fact his party was renaging on a manefesto pledge .
The ruin should be infor a interesting week , his Lib dem pals seem to want to nail there colours to the mast with him , but the lib dems have only so far annouced a back track on some spending plans . Its a bit handbags at the moment but not to worry .
CW hopes to take a decent sabbatical for a while , as Mrs Rochesters blogger syndrome may have set in , and theres few things I want to think about , but I hope to rejoin the fray later , although la cafe in Paris has got more expensive due to devaluation, must remind mandelson about going into the euro , and how much wealth you lose at the moment of exchange not that we havent lost an awful lot anyway under this Labour/socialist 3rd time repeat ecnomic disaster.
Best of luck with it Dave , lets hope your team can deliver for you, if not its time to buy ptchforks and jerkins .
You should become a politician, as spouting meaningless drivel is clearly your strong point.
This is the equivalent of what the Labour manifesto will read like:
My sides are splitting under the force of your shear wit.
Re-draw the cartoon and show cast iron Cameron wrapped in the flag.
I think you will find that it is multi-culturalism that is the last refuge of the scoundrel these days.
And think about that young Muslim woman, living in Britain, wondering what her role is in modern Britain, who is able to switch on the television and watch, in primetime TV, on Question Time, as Sayeeda Warsi destroyed that ghastly piece of filth, Nick Griffin, and think yes, yes, I belong here, it’s my country too.
Extremism is no vice in defence of liberty
Now who is it who has been destroying our pensions, selling gold at the bottom, failing to apply City regulation, forgetting his Golden Rules (not to mention his moral compass), increasing tax upon the needy, escalating the gap between rich and poor, ballooning a record public deficit, printing money at a level that Mugabe could only dream about, abusing Nokias, outright bullying, spinning at a level not seen since the apex of the industrial revolution, creating 3000 new non-crimes, debasing educational and examination standards, mismanaging hospitals, allowing record levels of MRSA, politicising the police, losing over half the country’s personal data, unlawfully retaining DNA data, presiding over MP’s expense fiddles, apologising only for things he is not responsible for whilst failing to do so for his manifest and egregious failures, causing Sterling to fall 30% (for which we probably have not seen the end), and to cap it all, creating the biggest crash we have ever experienced, having promised on myriad occasions to end boom and bust? Who is it?
Now, what was that about self-harming? Make my day!
Did you have special training to become this stupid? Surely it could not have evolved naturally?
Have you seen Stirling today, since I wrote this? And all Troon can say is THINK! Yes Troon – saying it is a whole lot different to doing it – which appears to be beyond you. Oh never mind, you wouldn’t understand ….
Sterling before you correct me.
so when’s the fuckin’ election??
how much longer does the charade of UK government have to be dragged down before the people have their say??
and, what will the people say after all that has happened??
it wasnae me, guv!
6th May
probably thank fuck that charades over at last now lets sort the bloody mess out
Never mind the election, there’s a by-election due!
So where’s gutlessgordon this morning? Polls are the best they’re going to get for him, well unless kellner can come up with any more weighting scams in order to show poll parity. Is he going to the Queen to call a snap election?
But first of course, his morning committee has to meet to decide what he’s going to eat and drink for breakfast.
So where’s gutlessgordon this morning? Polls are the best they’re going to get for him, well unless kellner can come up with any more weighting scams in order to show poll parity. Is he going to the Queen to call a snap election?
But first of course, his morning committee has to meet to decide what he’s going to have for breakfast.
‘Morning Our Nell. Up and at ‘em…
Morning Admiral. Yes Indeed ! We need rid of this rotten government but knowing gordon we might have to wait until June. +sigh+
Anyway comparing pollsters with betting odds yesterday – I was comforted to find that people like BetFair are predicting a comfortable win for the tories. Since they have to put their money where their mouth is – I think they are likely to be more accurate.
Fairly safe bet it will be May 6th Nell…no chance of him trotting of to the palace yet…still getting on with the job and making the ‘right’ decisions we will all
regret later.
not long to go though !
Dismal Dave is a Tory!!!! Well that`s a new one, he looks and sounds just like a Fabian Socialist, from where I am standing.
You couldn’t be more on the ball nell m’dear.
Everything is pointing to a Conservative Landslide of Biblical proportions!
Mr Cameron cannot walk down the street without urchins doffing their caps to him and grown men throwing themselves prostrate at ihs feet begging him to touch the hem of their garments. While ladies swoon dramatically and spontaneously climax at the sight of his squishy face.
On another subject the food in this so called ‘institution’ is abominable!
Why all the staff are dressed in a curious white garb and escort me everywhere is also most puzzling. Though the medication is splendid and the walls are finished in luxurious padding.
The inquest is due on Friday so they tell me.
Yours,
in the pink gin and antipsychotics
Sir Bufton Tufton OBE MBE IBM FRS BSE
calm down archer bit too obscure for monday morning
Listen buffy box ask your handlers to up the dose and stick to wandering the corridors looking for fresh underwear.
WHOOOOOOSH!
Archer Karcher…are you the ghost writer for jeffrey…the jetwash heir or just a twat…given that where you’re standing is in front of Gordon giving him a blowjob whilst hes stood on the desk don’t bother to answer whilst your mouths full.
I’m a humourless Tory Troll whu fweels like blubbing because Dave is only 2 points ahead
Waaah! Waaaah! Waaaahh!
There, there little torytwat we are all laughing AT you not with you
6th May
always was always will be
Dave has much further yet to fall
Not to mention which biscuits to have at morning tea.
Yvette Cooper describing Cameron’s speech yesterday as ‘vacuous’. Pots and kettles, sweetie?
She’s been lying low lately…. must be because she thinks her “tiger transgressions” moments have been discovered.
Feeling a bit exposed Yvette ? You should be.
Darling snubs Brown
http://twitpic.com/15wu9e
GOLD £ is currently £740 per ounce an all time high.
Gordon I am sacking you has my Investment Manager.
Gordon Brown’s speech today on Law & Order will sway many undecided’s to vote Labour.
GORDON BROWN IS THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB
NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR A NOVICE LIKE DAVID CAMERON
Good Morning
yeah you’re right Gordon Brown is the man for the job…they’re advertising it in the bogcleaner’s gazette this morning.
Are you fucking mad?
I wonder how hard Gordon and Darling are working on the chancellor’s budget – the one last chance saloon when the government can buy the election result.
Team Cameron are toast,finished,a political party no more,a bunch of has beens
is that beens on toast then ?…thought you had buggered off TaT
Cameron another genuine doggy geezer.
We don’t want another Wanker in No 10!
We have one already thanks!
woof woof
Poor choice of cartoon GUIDO !
On immigration, law and order, the global warming scam, and EU membership, the mainstream parties simply cannot offer the changes people are demanding because successive governments have foolishly signed away Britain’s independence.
By ignoring the British people and going off at a tangent by signing treaty after treaty for which they had no mandate to do so, the mainstream parties have boxed themselves into a corner.
Unable to implement real change, unwilling to tell the reason why, all they can do is offer vague, fuzzy, meaningless sound bites.
If for the purpose of debate we accept that the UK isn’t going to leave the EU.. Mastricht was a reasonable effort hard fought over and generally accepted as being a curbing mechanism to a europe that at that time was reining way beyond it’s remit.
The Lisbon treaty is a very different bag of tricks and is indeed a constitution in everything but name and a disgrace to the current government who supported a second vote in Ireland…indeed pushed for it. It will be a very difficult task to pull back from the reality of Lisbon in the future.
Nothing is forever, especially in politics.
Is the picture Cameron or Mandelson. I think the cartoonist neds lessons from Scarfe.
Apprentice engineer and trade union member in the late 60′s – voted Labour (twice). 1970 onwards, grew up and matured, since then have always voted Tory. Irrespective of one’s beliefs or loyalties, Cameron is a lightweight Tony Blair impersonator. He is incapable or unable, to provide a solution to the problems facing the future of this country.
All UK polls indicate that the EU is regarded with contempt by the majority of the Electorate. Cameron is compliant in adhering to all EU Directives irrespective of the cost to GB PLC.
Grow a pair David, ignore the BBC and Labours tame media , and consider the decent people of this Country. I know though it will never happen
Its not them oos is masters mate
When its time to vote resort to your roots put your cross against mister Giant Statesman Brown then climb back in your pandora’s box and ask one of your union muckers to nail the lid down. No loss.
“We want to sell the country” was a very strange choice of words for cameron, because it can easily be taken the wrong way (ie “sell the country down the river”, or, as per the cartoon, flog things off cheap because our currency’s worthless)
Apart from that unfortunate choice of words, the rest of his speech seemed to me to be pretty good/positive.
It was a marked contrast to Brown’s speech, which had no real feeling to it at all and was purely about how to increase the size of the public sector and to fuck up the private sector as much as possible, and just reeling off loads of completely bogus/misleading/lying statistics.
Cameron’s speech was basically a plan about how to mend the country, and although he’s obviously a very slick salesman, I got the feeling from watching him that he actually meant what he said; it looked heartfelt/genuine to me; you could see it in his eyes.
I know that Blair feigned “sincere” but you could always see it was fake with blair, but with cameron it seemed more real (not all the time, but it was during this speech). In my view, Cameron’s either a much better salesman than Blair and can feign “sincere” better than anyone I’ve ever seen, or he actually meant it.
Brown’s speech was basically “it’s all fine, we’ll just spend more money, don’t worry, move along, debt, what debt? nothing to see here….vote for me because I’m a fucking genius.”
Cameron’s speech was genuinely rousing and very positive.
He’s a very good salesman, but, even so, given the choice between buying from Brown or buying from Cameron, I’d buy from Cameron any day of the week.
I’d rather buy from a slick pr man than from a lying evil bastard who’s willing to use his dead baby daughter for a few sympathy votes.
The dead baby daughter stuff on morgan’s programme was interesting.
If you watch the clip carefully, his remorse is not genuine.
I think brown is someone who does not do feelings, if he did, he wouldn’t be such a bully.
The only reason he would be crying on morgan, is at his own despair, frustration and anger.
“for fucks sake, even the death of my own daughter doesn’t raise any anguish or feelings of guilt or upset in my soul, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME? AHHHHHHHHHHHH! “
Not wishing to be pedantic with Rich and Mark’s excellent cartoon, but it is spelt cushty!