In this week’s Guy News Guido sent Emily to branch out to poor abused Downing Street staffers, we are live from Steve Hilton’s Californian Kitchen and TB reports on a rather special date.
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Emily is worth the wait.
I was overjoyed to take my wife’s hand in marriage. Unfortunately, the rest of her was attached to it.
Hello Mr Cameron
It could have been worse – you could have come up with a slogan such as A Future Fair For All although try the link for the REAL face of the slogan.
You could also have married Harriet Harman but then at least you’d have a Labour safe seat
All women short lists are for the little People
David Cameron is to reverse his party’s longstanding opposition to all-women shortlists in a bid to make sure the number of women elected to parliament at the next election does not plateau.
In evidence to the Speaker’s conference – set up to explore methods for increasing representation in the Houses of Parliament – this morning, the Tory leader said he was concerned to keep the number of women being selected by the Conservatives up and so might give constituency parties only female candidates to chose from, something his party has resisted and campaigned against for the last four years of Cameron’s leadership.
Gordon Brown and Nick Clegg also appeared before the committee today.
Cameron said there were “many very, very good women” on the Tories’ priority list of candidates who had not yet been selected and he wanted to give them a chance at the next election, saying the under-representation of women and ethnic minorities was a particular problem for the Conservative party.
Go on Labour,get in there
Labour gained a late boost in the latest council by-elections with a triple triumph at Mansfield, Nottinghamshire.
After a daytime count, it gained two seats from the district council’s ruling Independent Forum and a third in a county contest.
In the Nottinghamshire poll, former councillor Chris Winterton took the party from third place last year in Mansfield South division to first.
Labour’s district winners were Brian Lohan at Portland ward and Julia Yemm at Sherwood.
Nottingham – a city of prostitutes and students what do you expect?
Spot the difference
Thank you Martin – This is wonderful news!
Aye, lad. Think on.
Thee’s a bugger with them calendars, though.
Union leaders have warned of industrial action after reports that the BBC is planning to close two national radio stations and scale back its website.
The broadcasting union Bectu and the National Union of Journalists (NUJ) accused the BBC of bowing to pressure from politicians and commercial rivals.
According to the reports, BBC Asian Network and 6 Music will be axed as part of the cost-cutting proposals.
WE CAN ALL WATCH SKY. Won’t even miss the BBC shit.
Let em fucking strike until they starve. Hunts
Better than letting them strike – fire all of them and close all the shit down..
Glad to see the Asian network go… (imagine if they had an Afro-Caribbean Network or an Anglo-Saxon Network — how very racist).
But it’s a start — now get rid of the ageist BBC3, biased R4, R5Live — in fact abolish the lot and start again.
I’m not bitter and worried
Nor should you be…
no, thank YOU Mr cognitive dissonance
OT Harmans “husband” joins the gravy train in Erdington East
I’ve retweeted her message to the party faithful
RT @HarrietHarmanMP Way hay! Hubby just got minted and joined the fkng gravy train, we’re off to Spearmint Rhino to watch the Polish birds!
No no no it’s Mansfield, one of the most depressed towns in England, if not the world.
Of course it is! It needs to be renamed Personfield, then it will be a wonderfully equal place to scrounge benefits in.
Wow
Obama says Labour are fucking shit
No. Really
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/feb/26/labour-party-alienating-force
Wow
Great Scoop Old Holbonkers
except it wasn’t Obama it was a US spad called Gregory Galluzo
and the words ‘fucking shit’ were nowhere near his lips
you really are a stickler for the facts aren’t you ?
No. Really
Mansfield . . .. . Mans . . . field . . . . infested by Mandlescum no doubt
Harm-men on Newsnight from NYC at some UN wimmin’s jolly…
Didn’t listen to what she was saying something about how wimmin’s shortlists didn’t really apply in her husband’s case, no what got me was the graphics wall behind — Clintion, Merkel, Allbright, Bhutto (she made a big difference – not) they were all up there…
All except the first and best of the lot, yes, you guessed it — THATCHER.
An excellent lesson for the Labours Voters to contemplate, taken from the following blog with a telling comment.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/edmundconway/100003860/might-the-bullying-allegations-work-in-browns-favour/
DD: well you’d hardly expect an endorsement from Bully Brown, would you?
Here’s a good book recommendation for Downing Street employees (from the NBH website):
IS YOUR BOSS MAD? – Jill Walker. ‘A Company is like a tree full of monkeys. The ones at the top look down and all they see is lots of happy faces smiling up at them. The monkeys down below look up into the branches above and all they can see are a…holes…”
yes and just go and see what a shithole mansfield is
Richard Bacon the ex cocaine sniffer at the BBC is from Mansfield, in fact he’s the most famous person from there. So it shows what a fucking dump Mansfield is.
Hey hey; if you Google, “most famous person from mansfield” you get “Rebecca Adlington”.
I have no idea who she is, but then I’ve never head of Richard Bacon, either.
To be honest, I don’t know where Mansfield is.
Olympic medallist swimmer.
her with a face that apparently looks like the reflection in the back of a spoon
Hatip Frankie Boyd MTW
She is a gold medal winning swimmer.
God they’d vote for a bucket of plankton in Mansfield if it had Labour written on it. Wouldn’t get too excited about any of this.
They would never go Tory anyway possibly a begrudging Lib Dem.
Madame Defarge, I think you will find that they did vote, not just for one, but for three buckets of same.
Respectfully
W. Windbeutel
Some constituencies will always vote for and therefore DESERVE Labour.
And once the Toies take power (again) within that constituency then let the electorate eflect.
Labour voters – ask yourself – do you live within this area BECAUSE you always vote Labour or because you don’t ???????????
As Brown says – take a good long hard look at the other side.
Some people DESERVE to stay in deprevation – so VOTE LABOURl
enough said.
Emily always seems embarrassed, ashamed and shy.
She needs to act, to ham it up, but convincingly.
TB? I thought you meant Tony Blair for a minute.
O/T
Article about unfortunate names worth a read
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7324379/Barb-Dwyer-Britains-most-unfortunate-names-disclosed-in-new-survey.html
Another woman, Jenny Taylor, of Kendal, Cumbria, also wrote: “Mine tops the lot. Think about it.”
should make our collection of Hughs smile
Some people have a very puerile sense of humour.
Agreed!
I know what you mean
didn’t have to think too long
“branch out”?
Should that not be “reach out”?
Is Japan about to go tits up?
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-02-26/japan-faces-biggest-crisis-risk-in-g-10-goldman-s-o-neill-says.html
Would we notice?
Gonna make it tough to get your Hentai pron mags Prezza.
4th
Go fourth and multiply, the fifth amendment.
Er, no.
5th
OT:
So the USA are not visibly supporting the UK and neither are the EU, over our spat with the Argies.
Why are we supporting the yanks and paying the EU so much again?
I keep fucking forgetting.
Ban Fray Bentos bully beef imports immediately.
Or just send direct to Brown Bully Enterprises SA.
Are Fray Bentos products made out of Argentinians then?
Thats why I’m always shitting myself.
Uruguay.
Uruguay if you want to.
they use it to cull the elderly out there
Anon:
If any of those ignorant fucknuts lived here they would vote Labour just like our ignorant fucknuts
fuck off you septic tank tourist
nobody is as thick as those c’unts
Do you honestly think the mother of Shannon Mathews could do any better? Catflap’s right that is the Sewer Parties core support and I doubt they could answer those questions either.
Anonymong clearly has never set foot on the average chav estate. The residents are as stupid as shit and ALL labourscum voters. However their feral minds are well adapted to working the system that rewards them all with “free” money, ala, Chelsey is avin annuver baby, its worth 50 quid a week and a bigger flat innit.
Well I did see one correct answer in that video.
Q – “Who is Tony Blair?”
A – “Tony Blair is an actor.”
I hope Jonah does not give support to the Falklands.
The islanders might just as well jump in the ocean now.
Its Scotlands oil
If only Gordoom or Dave had the balls to tell Obama we will revisit out commitment in Afghanistan in light of the paper thin “special relationship” due to your absence of support in regard to our countries interests in the Falkalnds.
Sadly the two main parties are still poodles to the US and Europe.
Fair point.
The answer is … a referendum to tell EU to F*ck right off.
Period.
Hmmm.. the bloody Spaniel chewed mine last week, can you ring the bell Guido and hand it over personally this time.
Dangerous, bwana.
Brown is a T W A T who has fooked the country over.
Send the one eyed turd back to communist Scotland along with the rest of the useless idiots he calls a givernemnt.
As a Scot I don’t want him anywhere near me.
McCatastrophe is a contemptible, English wannabe nutter. A total embarrassment. No way does Scotland want him back. He can continue to be England’s Prime Minister – a job for which he well qualified and suited.
You dim scotcher, he is in charge of you as well. How do you think a terrorist got out of a scotch gaol recently, pixidust? Your fig leaf Parliament is just that.
What does David Cameron and a chef that keeps dropping his pancakes both have in common ?
They’re both usless tossers.
I think you’ll find it’s Broon and Cameron who are both useless tossers
I want to be elected as Prime Minister then
Foggy as Defence Minister and Compo at the FCO, then?
The Lib Dims are by a far way, the worst of the big three anyone who votes for the cretins should be sectioned. They are a danger to themselves and are probable self harmers, delusional idiots to a manperson.
Well said
Gordoom is about as much use as an old cracker joke. duh.
O/T, but isn’t it a bit soon for April Fool pieces? Even by Geoffrey Lean’s standards, this is hilarious lunacy.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthcomment/geoffrey-lean/7325762/Making-a-stink-over-flatulent-cattle.html
The BBC are running a programmer titled ‘Your food is shit’ trying to turn the great unwashed away from eating turkeypork in cheese twizzlers.
First the propaganda by the beeb next will be ‘encouragement’ by government to force the poor into eating free range which they know the poor can’t afford.
Basically the same way they are pricing the poor off the road.
The poor are a vital part of agribusiness: without them there would be no way of disposing of head meat and offal disguised as frankfurters.
Pork heads make lovely braun, and everybody likes devilled kidneys and liver pate.
Agree: not all offal is awful.
Tuscan Tony, meinherr, you are correct. McBride’s rumour (to the effect that, under the evil Tories the poor will be turned into Soylent Green) is demonstrably bolloques.
I have seen poor people on television. Is it true they smell?
Oh shit.
McDoom has just praised the Security Service.
That’s them fucked now deffo!!
The trouble is that as they’re secret, we’ll never know.
Milliband on C4 news now. Snow missing out again. Go Krishnan.
Milliband’s developing a GuidoMallensbadgerrump-esque white swoosh. Do you think it’s a homage?
http://images.needcoffee.com/mallens.jpg
I think the government have been a bit careless with the whitewash.
http://worldsikhnews.com/21%20January%202009/Image/David%20Miliband.jpg
http://www.chickyog.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/guido_fawkes.jpg
He’s lost weight.
O/TSports-political metaphor. Voting SNP is like deciding your national sport is curling.
Voting for Gordoom is like investing in Portsmouth FC.
Erm…and why not?
Have a look at the totty
http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=7652
The Canadian womens curling captain, Cheryl Bernard, now THAT’S totty.
http://www2.macleans.ca/2009/12/11/week-in-pictures-december-3rd-december-10th-2009/wip1211_02/
Its like womens golf.
How come the yanks are mainly good looking with nice thighs and still manage to beat our fatties.
Permission to have dirty thoughts!
Certainly not! harpyharriett is legislating against that!!
No skirts! No page 3 of the Sun and no mens magazines!!!
No low-cut, tight tee-shirts? No lithe young ladies in jeans?
Life would lose that je-ne-sais-quoi….
Cheryl (or should that be Sheryl?) looks like she’s curling a good one.
I’m voting SNP.
Why ?
I’m in a safe NuLab seat with 20% between them and SNP and 95% between Nulab and Conservative.
I can only pray.
Forgive me Lord but I hate Labour more than anything and hoping my fellow countymen (UK) rid me of this virus.
The local population get what they deserve.
Good on you! Vote for ANYTHING that will help Labour lose.
I’m voting SNP because I believe in independence for Scotland; it makes sense for all of us.
Its not as if we will be floating off into the mid Atlantic although I know that jgm2 would be at the border with a fleet of pneumatic drills and TNT if he thought it all possible.
My English trouble ‘n’ strife will be doing likewise and has done so for a couple of elections now.
Whatever your voting intentions, I hope that you vote ABL.
It’s Socialist. It’s Nationalist. It’s a Party.
Vote SNP
The only National, Socialist, Party Supported Fully By the BBC.
Independence as a Region of ‘The Reich Lite’
The Axis need our oil.
jgm2 wouldn’t be alone
OT It seems the peace loving (and Nazi gold hoarding) Swiss are for it, B£airs best mate Gadaffi has called for jihad against them for having planning restrictions.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1254017/Gaddafi-calls-jihad-infidel-Switzerland-minarets-ban.html
I ilke the bit where he says all Muslim countries should refuse entry to Swiss ships….riiiiiiiight…….
Whilst according to the Daily Mash B£air is sticking his oar in
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/blair-backs-gaddafi-on-swiss-genocide-201002262510/
I wonder what mandy will be saying to his bosom pal, gaddafi’s jet-setting son ?!
I told you Muammar was flakey, What’s changed
Actually quite a few years ago now the swiss did have 4 ships registered and plying the Oceans. I saw one of them back late 70′s I think.
Strange but true
could you put that up here ?
Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted.
shouldn’t you have posted that under David Cameron or George Osborne?
whoops!
The other roasted ?
Two cashew nuts were walking down the street. Both were honey roasted.
I’m sure i just saw George Moonbat in that advert for windows at the top right of this page.
milliband on c4 news is growing a moustache or i need glasses
must be for the gay vote
Is that the same David Milibandovitch who performs sexual acts with a banana?
only Oiks would use a banana
we Shadow Cabinet members swear by cucumbers and have them in delightful little sandwiches after
he’s been growing that for some time now …………..
Its a Dirty Sanchez, so I’m told.
Just a reminder that Telegraph cub reporter Heidi Blake is trawling for dirt, smears, and gossip about David Cameron’s schooldays. Presumably she intends to use any material obtained to help her hero Gordon Brown gain five more years of destroying what’s left of the country.
You can contact comrade Heidi (a Labour supporting red formerly of York Uni) at:
Heidi Blake
News reporter
telegraphmediagroup
111 Buckingham Palace Road
London, SW1W 0DT
Telephone: 0207 931 2509
it’s to double source a story that they recieved and can’t quite believe without another source confirming
anon 7.29pm
Hello Heidi. Backpedalling already I see, you vile little dirt-grubber!
LOL
wait and see then you sad little tory HQ lickspittle troll, and try not to sound quite so worried
LOL
When we went on school trips to the cinema there was a tradition called,
‘The cross arm boogie’
I always sat on the end of the row so I only had to wash one hand afterwards.
I wonder if she’ll ind out about the nature of his visits to Cape Cod, USA?
‘recieved’ So much for a degree from York, Heidi.
Hi Heidi is it true your role model is Cheryl Cole or is it Jade Goody ? Hope that tatoo on the back of your neck is not causing you to much discomfort. Remember its all WAGS together : 0
Where did Heidi Blake go to school prior to York University?
I work at Buckingham Gate and met Heidi in the Bag of Nails PH for drink – well – to say she was left wing is an understatement – and the move by the DT to increasingly support NuKibore – well ……………
No email address ? My goodness a reporter for the telegraph who doesn’t have an email.
That must be one of the reasons why the telegraph is beginning to look like something that belongs in the past!
heidi.blake@telegraph.co.uk
There you go, Nell. I sent her the following this afternoon:
“Hi Heidi, I’m a friend of Dave’s on Facebook, is that the sort of thing you’re interested in or could be helpful for your article??
All the best
Tony”
+smile+ Thank you TT.
I rather think she is one of gordon’s bullying stooges who has had her weekend ruined. What a pity!
She’s probably got a few more emails than on a normal Friday afternoon, probably not all too complimentary either…
The lengths some girls will go to for a bit of attention….
I Guido has upset her, she tweeted this about the same time as this article was posted. “Sometimes I think the web is a noble democratic tool. And others I think it’s a grubby scumhole populated by panting misogynists. Ho hum.” http://twitter.com/HeidiBlake/
From Heidi’s Twitter: “Banning Wootton Bassett demo mirrors the oppression we’re fighting in Afghanistan. We may not like it, but must defend their right to do it”
I’m never buying the Telegraph again while Heidi’s on the payroll.
Just emailed her too – thanks for the addess.
Lets tie her up.
Loser.
It is time that labour understand that digging dirt and trying to bully is unacceptable behaviour for the labour party as labour seek votes in a general electon !!!!
“Tomorrow Gordon Brown is expected to announce the date of the general election”
something about Portsmouth F.C.
something about John Terry being a Hoon ?
Oooooh… wonder when that might be !!!!!!!!!! ??????????????????
He’s at the end of the railroad, as usual he has bottled EVERY difficult decision so fate decides May 2010.
Intellectual Heavyweight.
I Doubt Gordon will have the presence of mind or decisiveness to announce anything, I have a vision of Mandy grabbing the microphone of the “First amongst imbiciles” and declaring the date of the election whilst talking out the corner of his mouth “For fucks Sake Gordon we HAVE to go now its our best chance of salvaging something !!!”
more goodies
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/edmundconway/100004040/dont-be-fooled-gdp-was-actually-revised-down/
please note – 4Q GDP was revised *down*, not up, but 3Q was revised down even more, making the rise a bit steeper.
Good spot Flatcap Army.
What a great example of how this government uses statistics to spin their own story.
Guido, thyis is sutrely worth a spot on “Seen Elsewhere”?
Yup – there it is in b&w
I keep emailing these guys (newspaper editors BBC etc) and sending cut n pastes of articles such as this DT one
I sent Andrew Neil one about the strength of the Tories in the marginals ((ex – Political Betting) as opposed to the National %) and challenged him not to mention it – with a – “we wouldn’t like the nation to be misled would we”
He mentioned the marginals – I believe he wouldn’t have done otherwise
Likewise the BBC economic / financial lady – she either doesn’t know that the GDP went down or she deliberately set out to mislead – she’s not as good as she thinks she is!
The BBC has no journalistic ability.
It only reads the handouts given to it by the spinmeisters, without question.
There is no thought, no analysis, and no criticism, they behave like donkeys on a rope, being blindly led wherever Labour want them to go.
In these days of 24-hour rolling news, I wonder if it’s a matter of available time? To be fair to the BBC (and I don’t say that very often!) they just have to check the story’s veracity and bang it out as fast as they can. No time to think.
The much-criticised Dead Tree press do have a bit more time to do considered comment pieces, which is why the likes of Jeff Randall, Con Coughlin and Simon Jenkins are better as columnists than as bloggers.
Maybe there’s room for both.
This is how to do it.
If the Stats come direct from ONS to BBC, the BBC asks for comments from Party spokesmen, with a deadline, and broadcasts what it gets.
If the Stats come from Labour to BBC they HAVE to be regarded as biased and the other parties HAVE to be given an opportunity to comment, and that comment HAS to be given the same prominence as the information from Labour.
It would be very simple to draw up guidelines for presenters and producers regarding political impartiality, and it very obviously has not been done.
A government press release can use ONS statistics selectively (the knife-crime case was the worst example that springs to mind, but I’ll bet there are many others less blatant). By the time anybody (journalist or opposition parties) has had a chance to check, the news agenda has moved on. I think the Labour spin machine uses this technique extensively; it’s unfortunate that the BBC in particular seem to be willing collaborators, less inclined to check the data fed to them than some other news feeds, but the time pressure is severe. No journalist likes to be scooped. Labour use that to their advantage.
The only answer is rigourous journalistic professionalism – check everything.
The saddest thing about today’s episode surely has to be the politicisation of the ONS, they released the data last month with a fanfare press conference, and today released the report with a headline suggesting that things got better in Q4, when the reality is that the estimate actually shrank from the previous version.
Note to Dave, make sure that those organisations that are supposed to be apolitical are just that – the public have no confidence in ‘official’ statistics any more. Just like the government, we automatically believe they are lying.
Just read this BBC on unemployment figures…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8538751.stm
Trying to pretend that one person’s redundancy will skew the overall percentage figures — can’t they simply count the number of claimants they are paying a month, or is that too advanced? The answer is they don’t have a clue.
Who is the person to contact in the Conservatives – heading up the Tory ‘rebuttal task force’ – tel no email etc – because he’s gonna be busy !
‘He mentioned the marginals – I believe he wouldn’t have done otherwise’
ROFL!!!
course it was you son
The Prime Mentalist Mr Gordon -Sarah Brown says
“The Labour Government is over….If you want it “
Just think of all the gravy!!
It wasn’ae me wot done it!
Nuthn’s ma fult ye un’stn!
An Unelected Organ Grinder says:
He’s right you know!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8499888.stm
The anti hazel blear community group that sprang up in the wake of her expenses scandal has now chosen, with significant union support, an independent candidate to stand against her in the next election.
This sort of thing is happening around the country. It’s a phenomenon that the polling companies have never come across before and so haven’t got the tools to predict what effect it might have on an overall result.
The other factor that the polling companies cannot predict, because it has never been an issue in an election before, is the now well entrenched image of the potty-mouthed guttergordon and how that will impact on votes for labour.
This election isn’t going to be decided on a general overall percentage swing.
Nell, Pardon the french but Labour are going to be “rode rotten” at the election despite what the polls say !
I think so too!!
The marginals are going to be extremely important and the tories know it hence plenty of funds being pumped in though I doubt the funds will be needed but will of course make sure of the outcome.
O/T
came across this site earlier, some interesting articles
http://futurefairforall.org/
Interesting that this labour government has diverted £3.6million from the International Overseas Aid Budget into the TUC coffers.
Hillary Benn, son of wedgie, no doubt had something to do with that!
And given recent rumors, presumably the TUC then promptly transferred it into the Labour Party’s own bank account ready for the forthcoming election!!!!
Typical of Liebour’s organisation that they failed to buy up domains with their slogan, allowing spoofers to do so instead
Favourite quote: Inheritance Tax, for the Many not the Few.
“Saddled with debit for the many not the few”
Socialism—
Tax everybody the same whether they can afford it or not; except for those on benefits who get “Taxed” at a higher rate than anybody because taxation is combined with benefit withdrawal.
Why should the rich toffs be the only people to complain about unfair taxation?
Emily … a banana … “Something easy to swallow”
Guido, you are wicked!
She was educated at Alleyn’s School in Dulwich where she established and ran a Creative Writing Society.
Dish the dirt on the dish.
And is still writing very creatively.
‘Creative writing’ ‘Labour supporter’
enough said
Private isn’t it.
It certainly is private – but what else do we expect from these Labour supporting, left wing, champagne socialist journalists.
Just watched Milly on C4 criticizing the Master of the Rolls. A minister criticizing the most senior judge in the country. That’s a big no no Milly, it could backfire cos if you think your behaviour will cow the courts it might just cause the courts to express their independence of government
What do you expect from a naive leftist fool who is clearly out of his depth and oblivious to the serious office he holds? Blimey, if this was Soviet Russia of Baathist Iraq, Miliband would have the judges taken outside and shot at his pleasure. Probably one of the schoolboy fantasies he yearns to make real.
not a bad idea when u think about it though I must confess
Slot Slotty?
Give it time – I hope the Master of the Rolls has no ‘problems’ in his past that could cause embarrassment. It’s what we do.
Was Mori really that good for Labour?
Some pollsters are cruising for a bruising, just like ’92
http://www2.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2010/02/26/was-mori-really-that-good-for-labour/
Well I do believe you’re right. This is probably the most unusual election ever.
You have the most hated, potty-mouthed pm ever.
You have nearly 400 mp’s who are despised in their constituencies for their extreme expenses excesses. In the case of phil hope (corby-enorthants/ lab) the seat will probably swing to the tories. In the case of the wintertons ( extreme tory troughers and more arrogant than gordon – will their seats go to labour?)
The polling companies do not have the tools to judge a likely outcome for this unusual election. We are simply in a very interesting time , and I for one can’t wait for the election to see what really happens!!
I’m voting UKIP
Vote UKIP, get a taxi.
U
Keeping the ‘Home Nations Part Of The Freeworld’
I
P
‘Copy righted’.
U
Keeping ‘The Home Nations Part Of The Freeworld’
I
P
‘Copy righted’.
UKIP
And They Will SNIP Away At Your Freedom
Copy righted.
Fuck the Wintertons
….though they do ask the best questions in the Commons.
Local variations are not new and this is hardly the first close election either.
I can assure you the Politicians believe the Polls and spend a great deal of money hiring the polling firms for their own additional private polls to confirm them.
They got them wrong in 1992, why not again Jart fart?
This is going to be an Election of severe shocks.
I live in a staunchly Conservative area, and while my MP is middle of the road ok, I object having to pay for among other things, his mortgage, his council tax, his food, his heating bills, his phone bills, his television licence, his train and travel fares over and above the cost of an annual season ticket, repairs to his house, his insurance premiums, his furniture and electrical appliances and his employment of his wife.
Nice chap and all that, but he will not be getting my vote.
1992 was an election that would have been better for the Tories to lose. Labour would have then inherited the recession and the Tories would have been reelected in 1997, with some proper right wing policies and the Europhiles kicked into the long grass. Just think how much better this country would have been if we hadn’t had the last 13 years of labour – sensible immigration policy, lower fiscal deficit, lower debt, no dumb arsed human rights legislation, equality and diversity bollocks – not today thanks, no Cameron!!!!!
If you want a reenactment of 1992 for the Tories then expect labour to come back in 5 years to finish the job of destroying this country. Dream scenario – Labour win a hung parliament, go bust within 12 months, Cameron removed and a proper right wing Tory arrives on his white charger to save us once again. It ain’t going happen though… we’re fucked all ways unfortunately.
Also Milly should be careful spouting off on TV does not carry any privilege he’s subject to the laws of libel
wouldn’t it be slander on tv?
Thankyou my media friends.I cant believe it,1200 deaths and i even helped to get trust status approved after several official warnings not to.Your silence will be rewarded. x Andy
Andrew Lansley should be all over Andy Burnham demanding a resignation and not stopping till he gets it.
There was a time when the Conservatives didn’t need to be told to do this.
Well we don’t want him to resign and slink into the undergrowth.
Let him stay there until the election. Then they can pick him off with a Conservative called Inquiry into the failings of the NHS.
What, and kill another 12.000?
Nell are you insane? Seriously, your tribal loyalty to Cameron is as wrong headed as the average chav “i`m votin labour, they are the party of the working man”" shithead.
Cameron should be all over the outrage of Mid Stafford and the susequent promotion of Nicholson and the huge payoff of the trust chief. Instead what did we get? Two supine questions and thats is, dropped like a hot brick. Dismal Dave is useless and doesn`t deserve anything approaching loyalty. Twelve hundred people dead and virtual silence.
Frankly, the big three disgust me more each day.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1253438/Mid-Staffordshire-NHS-hospital-routinely-neglected-patients.html
Don’t you worry andy, the ‘Cure the NHS’ campaign has you well within it’s sights , and even if you fall off the radar after the election they are still going to pursue you. And so they should!!!
I wonder how that nine labour Staffordshire mp’s, who have spinelessly backed andy burnham in his cover it up campaign, are going to fare in the forthcoming general election??!
Another interesting election outcome conundrum that the pollsters can’t predict!!
Look out for the independant candidate standing for hospital reform, if any of those seats are normally safe for Liebour.
Dr Richard Taylor (Wyre Forest) did just that in 2002, and held his seat in 2005. If he can, so can others.
Lets hope not.X ANDY
No problem, we know that you’re a progressive modernising person who therefore has his heart in the right place. We need to build up our energy anyway for the non-stop anger and aggressive opprobrium we will heap upon the conservatives once in charge. For a taster look at the audience we arranged for Farage on QT.
Very funny guidogram. Congratulations.
Who was that man in the 60′s spectacles, cap and overcoat that looked as if he might have been a flasher ( 0.43secs into the video) that Emily was trying to give an anti-bullying leaflet to, as he rushed out of no.10??!
OMG! it was the bully charliewhelan trying to escape from the scene of his crimes!!!
It’s not buffering for me. Everyone sounds like they’re stammering. Even Big Ben.
I had loads of echoes with the guidogram to start with. But when I clicked out of it and then clicked in again the echoes were gone.
It was the ghost of gordon!!
Nell that’s going a bit far – even for you!
David Davis has been all over the News Studios today commenting on the MI5 Government cover up.
Might Cameron be welcoming him back into the fold soon to get a much needed big hitter on the Shadow Front benches ?
As the saying goes, better to have them inside the tent pissing out.
Well I hope so. Our Grammar School boy needs to be in there with the main team.
Come on Cameron – let’s get this Act together!!
Warwick Uni – well it’s OK, not LSE/Cambridge/Oxford but if he can behave himself why not give him a try.
And if Clarke can accept our withdrawal from Europe then he’d be an excellent Chancellor in these times.
All about compromise, really.
he’s been turned by Shami. He can get fucked if he thinks aligning himself with the likes of Binlid Mohammed will endear him to the Tory faithful!
Brown blind bully resigns.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8540049.stm
VOTE LABOUR
Justify the reasons why!
Ignore him nell, he’s just after a bit of gay action.
Martin is wise beyond his years
heed his council, heed it well…
bit too profound for me martin
Emily no mates get hornier every week. When is she going to do Nuts or Zoo Guido?
Both Nuts and Zoo have gone out of circulation since the have prohibited sales to under 16 year olds !
I never have a bolt without a washer.
Fine, she can do Lesbian Monthly then. Even better
So Alistair, where were we, ah yes the claim that saddams possession of WMD was quote “Beyond all doubt “….so tell me then, what was the basis for this claim ?
Now dont cry just answer the fucking question !!!!!!
Putting the 1200 dead to one side for the minute i wonder what the their thousands of relatives in the area will do on polling day as my 9 MPs have helped me with their silence and i wouldnt want them to be out of work..I will ask Mandy to have a word with his friends at the BBC.X Andy
The 1200 dead should be a major seminal moment against labour.
If a few stinky bins and already dead corpses being unburied can warrant a historic title,
‘Winter of discontent’
What title should 1200 patients being turned into corpses get?
At this rate fuck all.
The lack of coverage and debate is a fucking crime.
I will coin my own title for labours term in office.
‘The abattoir years.’
Yeah but we’re too busy trying to organize an audience to boo Farage.
Well he was a twat
He should have loooked in the mirror before insulting anyone else for being a ridiculous looking twerp
O/T
Are the Tories about to grow a pair?
George Osborne in the Times tomorrow..
Since the new year, we are the party that has been setting out the new policy ideas that will change Britain. Perhaps that has made it too easy for the Labour Party simply to attack us while escaping scrutiny itself. That will now change. We will continue to set out our own positive ideas, but we will also ask searching questions about Mr Brown’s record and whether he has anything new to offer. That is the spotlight Labour is desperate to avoid. It won’t be able to now.
whoops, forgot link
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article7043145.ece
I’ve told you bastards not to refer to our record in office.
The sleaze, the smears, the financial incompetence, the trans-continental gerry-mandering, the mismanagement of the Nation’s finances, the dumbing down of the ejjerkayshun system, the illegal wars in the Middle East, the bullying, the spinning, the dodgy expenses claims,the growth of the Nanny State, the insidious expansion of the surveillance society, broken Britain, record teenage pregnancies,the tripling of Council Tax, Stealth Taxes, massive increase in Jobsworths, the worst recession since the 1930s, the failed multicultural, ethnic cleansing plan, political correctness, positive discrimination,24 hour binge drinking……………………………..
The list goes on and on and on and on and on………….
About fucking time.
Some time before Christmas, we speculated that the Tories were playing a cagey game, keeping fairly quiet to negate, as far as possible, the negative spin from the Liebore bunker – a policy of giving them nothing to pick apart and throw back.
Maybe now it’s time for the gloves to start to come off – for some real Tory policies to emerge, and some real critique of the government to start.
If so – it might get interesting.
Of course!
if there’s one thing the public has been saying it’s stop bombarding us with all these policy details Dave and George
doomed to failure
Labour want it to degenerate into a mud-wrestling match as they know the public is fed up to the back teeth with these squabbling expenses thieves and it will depress turnout and turn attention away from the big issues as they both squabble over attacking each other with much noise signifying nothing
IT’S THE ECONOMY STEWPOT!
They have bullied, lied, spun the truth, and completely fucked up not only our future -but our children’s, children’s future both economically and socially
SO WHY THE FUCK SHOULD ANYONE LISTEN TO THEIR PRE-ELECTION CRAP – What is it about labour supporters? why do they deny the awful truth?
Fraser Nelson seems to have turned on Brown, picking apart his Economist interview.
About fucking time someone doesn’t just accept everything the man says as gospel.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5802438/an-interview-packed-with-brownies.thtml
Oh and here is a surefire election winner Dave – In view of the very recent economic collapse within Europe – together with all the problems that are sure to come; you surely don’t want us tied to a sinking ship?
So how about a flip flop over the referendum decision? In the light of the recent problems ‘over there’ – surely a re-think ‘just in case’ would be a very sensible thing to do + if it were within your manifesto you would have a mandate from the british people.
Do it and WIN Dave!
Not too many Tories in the Commons today to back Nigel Dodds’ Lisbon Referendum Bill….unfortunately
the truth is the public isn’t convinced call me Dave can or will do any better
the Yogic Flying Natural Law Party could also easily say Brown has been a fucking disaster too and they’d be right, but it hardly means they deserve to be voted for
calling Brown shit simply isn’t enough
you have to impress the voters or they won’t vote for you however much you call the other guy a tit
You’re a tit.
I see tats boyfriend is back accusing all and sundry of being his missing bumchum
I’m not tat
you are the tit
now run along and stalk your little boyfriend on facebook so you can stop being such a lonely pathetic figure here and get back to your regular cottaging and parsnip-fishing sessions with tat
No, YOU are the tit.
Now tit off.
not very bright are you? gainsaying like a brain damaged parrot speaks volumes about your cabbage level intellect
what’s the matter ? is your lack of regular rimming sessions with tat making you angry with your tit tourettes unleashed in your frustration
now be a good little starfish-tromboner and go fuck yourself
Too long and boring. Try again.
go fuck yourself
then go fuck yourself
A bit too short that time, still in the 3 out of 10 area I’m afraid. I’d say try again, but you’re shite.
having a submental tat rimming mong attempt to lecture others on what they should be posting is all very amusing, but sadly since you are incapable of anything other than the most perfunctory twatty statements it only highlights how much of a fuckwit you are
try reading a book once in a while instead of cabbage-pumping yourself senseless dreaming about trouser-pirates like your mong boyfriend tat
I know it’s hard for you to accept but he’s gone and and won’t post here anymore as tat since he was proved to be a lying fool with a pretend blog
and yes, you think this is too long and boring bacuse you have the brain and attention span of a gnat who is incapable of anything other than a line or two of twatty grunts
Oh dear you’ve gone long again showing up your amateur status. Congratulations, even tat wasn’t this fucking boring, and that’s saying something. You’ve been missing the obvious…….you’re crap.
I’m sorry, was that yet more tedious braindead twatty grunting from the tat rimmer ? It just came across as a dull low droning sound from someone with as limited a vocabularly and insight as a housebrick
why do you want to fartlick the crap out of a cowardly lying mong like tat anyway ?
it’s not as if he’s missed by anyone other than by burbling frustrated sausage-bandits like yourself
the obvious is that you have nothing interesting or original to say and have the low grade intellect of a circus chimp with a lobotomy
Hmmm….a scattering of swear words, with a dribble of sub tat dubious sexual practices thrown in….I wouldn’t give up the day job if I were you, you thick сunt.
Calm down ladies. Face facts, you are both crap!
And do not fret, I am sure the genius tat will return to gloat when his predicition of a hung parliament comes to pass.
Oh, and I have visited his site and I must say it is very good indeed.
Don’t you know what where it is?
That is probably because you are both so dim.
Go away you old slappper, before you give yourself a embolism.
SKREEE–AAAWWKK!!!! (ting) (ping) BUMFIGHT!!! (tappitytappitytap) SQUEETLE!
Good blog Missing.Its helping to take the sting out of 1200 deaths of the trust i helped to push through.X Andy
The Times unspins the ONS GDP figures and introduces some reality.
BBC, Please take note, and do try and introduce some objective analysis and impartiality into your broadcasting.
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/economics/article7043270.ece
This is not a wonderful moment for Labour to launch their election, but it might be as good as it gets. (Not very).
So is the policy working or isn’t it?
Since the GDP revision places the pit of the recession further back into last year, some may argue Q1 2010 will see a stronger bounce into growth
VAT returns are the earliest statistic for Government to know how businesses are faring, since they have to be filed within one month of the quarter end.
But as I have said before, all small businesses using the cash accounting scheme declare turnover according to cash collected. If their debtor book shrinks (collect more cash than you invoice), the VAT turnover declared is higher than real production.
Since lending to small businesses is falling, they have been forced to bring down debtors and avoid unnecessary purchases, both of which increase the VAT to pay under the VAT cash accounting scheme. (More VAT due, less VAT to reclaim)
Eventually GDP will be revised according to filed company accounts. But in the meantime, falling turnover and reduced lending to small businesses will have a positive effect on GDP.
If I am right, the positive effect on GDP is 15% of the reduction in lending to small businesses using VAT cash accounting.
“If you haven’t subscribed to the Guidogram, you’ll have to wait until next week…”
No you don’t. Go to either my blog or about a zillion, equally hopeless, others, all of which are run by idiots who know how to copy a YouTube embed code into a post and have done just that with the “Guy News” thingummyjig.
Failing that, go directly to YouTube and type in “Guido’s really very funny. No, really” into its search engine. That usually takes you where you desperately need to go. Honest.
I just hope the 1200 victims families dont sue the health(death)authority as it would bankrupt it.Lets hope another footballer makes the headlines.X Andy
But then you won’t get your e-mail address on the list he’s trying to sell to Nigeria.
Shouldn’t you be out selling drugs to kids you fuckwit?
No. You witfuck.
Oh I think you like selling drugs to kids you turd sniffer mong boy.
Weirdo.
I’ve told you bastards not to refer to our record in office.
The sleaze, the smears, the financial incompetence, the trans-continental gerry-mandering, the mismanagement of the Nation’s finances, the dumbing down of the ejjerkayshun system, the illegal wars in the Middle East, the bullying, the spinning, the dodgy expenses claims,the growth of the Nanny State, the insidious expansion of the surveillance society, broken Britain, record teenage pregnancies,the tripling of Council Tax, Stealth Taxes, massive increase in Jobsworths, the worst recession since the 1930s, the failed multicultural, ethnic cleansing plan, political correctness, positive discrimination,24 hour binge drinking……………………………..
The list is not exhaustive and goes on and on and on and on and on………….
UNLEASH THE FOUR SHITS OF HELL !!
Some of these are very funny.
Go to the website if you want to see more of them.
1.Cool on the outside:
To combat global warming and climate change all buildings should be fitted with air conditioning units on the outside.
2.Wheelie Bins:
The idea of weight monitoring chips in wheelie bins should be scrapped, instead the wheels should be removed, this would mean that if people generated too much waist they could not put their non-wheelie bin out for collection. It would also help prevent them being chucked into canals.
3.Needles
Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, I propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations.
Instead, I propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer. This would have two main benefits: It would be less scary for the children as they will not know what hit them, also it will be more fun for the nurses
4.Hypocrites
It is proposed that all politicians be made to swear a “hippocratic oath”, preventing them by law from being Hypocrites. All politicians should be made to stand by their policies, or or at least admit that they were wrong.
http://www.loonyparty.com/index.php?page=manifestoproposals-1
Monster Raving Loony Manifesto.
This one gets my vote.
56.Prescott Day
Since we have Guy Fawkes day because Fawkes ATTEMPTED to destroy Parliament (Penny for the Guy, mate!) and we burn effigies of Fawkes, should we not have a John Prescott day for SUCCEEDING in destroying Parliament, well credibility at least (Penny for the John, mate!) and we could throw John on the bonfire.
Political Colours
All politicians should paint them self’s permantly head to toe in the colour of the party they represent – e.g. all Labour candidates in Red , all Conservatives in Blue ,etc,etc
Put a Sock in it
All socks to be sold in packs of 3 as a precaution against losing one.
So its a golden shower for the libdems then? Mark Oaten will be pleased.
Not as mad as first seems. Make it illegal for Civil Service to Lie.
If you lie, then you are dismissed the service and lose your pension.
If there is no limit on the period of accountability then the next Government will use this law to get rid of all those it does not want in post or strip them of their pensions.
With a restriction on time needed to get a pension this would mean the civil service would maintain the standards required by the British public, not the Government. After all, we make up ‘The Jury’.
We can change the rules so that ‘politicals’ can be held accountable after their departure from office.
By putting this to a referendum, we can then enforce this rule even if a later Government votes to change it. Because without a referendum to support it the vote will not be held to be valid in later legal proceedings.
After all, we make up ‘The Jury’.
Crick on Newsnight on Harriet’s hubby.
Off Topic
Dromey and the ‘All Women Shorlist’, Live on Newsnight now, they’re interviewing Harpy a little later.
Sorry Dack, missed you there.
Newnight ripping into Jack Dromey following his selection in Erdington – a place he had never been to until 3 weeks ago, and funnily enough the only Liebour safe seat not to have all-wimmin shortlist.
Fireworks coming up, interview with Mrs Dromey – Hattie “equality” Harperson.
For heavens sake do we need or even want all these wimmin in the Commons ? The 1997 Blair intak were mostly fucking useless ( and a ropey looking bunch of termagents); lobby fodder, incapable of independant thought, tribal, hectoring, whining….
“incapable of independant thought”
That is why they appeal so much to our political leaders; they do what they are told.
Like voting for the Lisbon Treaty without reading it.
But importing 120 of these pig ugly dykes meant that every week at PMQ’s one of these ugly lezzers could stand up and give Bliar or mong a verbal hand job.
“Would the Prime Minister agree with me that 10 years of Labour investment has given my constituents the best hospitals in the world”
or
“Would the Prime minister agree with me that thanks to Labour investment the people of my constituency really love Labour now”
Just arse kissing shit from these pig ugly dykes.
I’m also pissed off with fucking dykes moaning about how they don’t get paid the same as men. Well try getting off you fucking fat arses and do some of the shit dangerous jobs that men do. Oh and they never seem to consider that men often get paid to do night shifts (most women don’t work those) weekends, call outs, bank holidays and other crap.
Since all these fucking dykes have turned up at Westminster they all fuck off at 5PM to look after their stinking fat kids.
Dear Argentina, if you want to invade the Falklands please do so after 5PM any night as no fucking will be around then to demand we send a task force.
Some did prove usefull in the end by turning on Gordon and walking out of his cabinet. The Female of the species and all that !
Never under-estimate the ability of the Tory Party to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Never underestimate the capacity of the Labour party to shoot itself in the foot – it’s spent all week doing basically that.
Let’s face it, – what else is there to shoot at? no brains, no gumption, nothing except a compete abegnation to an utter fuckwit.
Ah – could shoot the fuckwit.
Never listen to the propaganda emanating from your own fuckwits.
Never under-estimate the ability of the Tory Party to snatch victory from the illusion of defeat.
Never underestimate the determination of the Lib/Lab/Con globalist Quislings to snatch your country out from under your feet.
Never eat yellow snow, or stick your head in a killer whale’s mouth
General election: Tories plan tax-cut budget
George Osborne will unveil an emergency “enterprise” budget within 50 days of a Conservative election victory which will sharply cut taxes for business, it can be disclosed.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/conservative/7326720/General-election-Tories-plan-tax-cut-budget.html
George Osborne: cut debt now or face economic disaster
Britain risks losing its economic “sovereignty” unless cuts are made this year to reduce the record budget deficit, George Osborne warned last night.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7309703/George-Osborne-cut-debt-now-or-face-economic-disaster.html
Do not adjust your sets.
George can believe twelve impossible and opposing things before breakfast.
If business taxes get cut guess who’s taxes will have to go up to pay for them?
Even George doesn’t pretend that cuts alone can slash the deficit and is on record as saying he won’t rule out tax rises.
We’ll those tax rises aren’t going to be on business so they are going to hit the middle classes. I doubt they will be amused.
you dumb fuck
if your assholes now in power had not totally fucked it up yet again none of this would be necessary. You are a typical labour troll who blames the people not in power for the almighty fuck ups caused by those who are actually in power
WTF have we done to deseve this FFS
I’d just like to say that we have received a number of complaints from your office from young people who say that they were bullied into appearing in unfunny videos.
Hi!
I’ve called in to say I’m very, Very, VERY rich.
And I owe it all to Noo_Lie_Bore!
You could be rich too if you could worm your way to the top of Noo_Lie_Bore!
But otherwise, – tough! – VERY tough titty.
But hey, – I’m a straight kinda guy.
And my boy Dave is right behind me on that one.
Got any legal probs? Call the missus.
So much for cutting the debt.
I’m sure the public will believe him after all his talk about austerity.
LIEBOUR PARACHUTE THEIR BIGGEST DONOR INTO A SAFE LIEBOUR SEAT, DISREGARDING ALL WOMEN AND ETHNIC SHORTLISTS. JACK DROMEY , HARMANS HUSBAND AND UNITE UNION OFFICIAL SHOWS LIEBOUR CORRUPT AND ROTTEN TO THE CORE.
WHO SAYS UNITE AND THE UNIONS DON’T WANT ANYTHING IN RETURN FOR THEIR BANKROLLING OF LIEBOUR?
Its only a safe seat if the electorate continue to vote for such corruption.
People who vote Liebour are thick bastards. If they vote for this fucking mong they deserve to be unemployed.
In the last election more than half of them couldn’t be bothered to even turn up – but the monkeys still gave the red rosette a 9,000 majority.
That’s because of this
Labour election fraud ‘would disgrace a banana republic’
SIX middle-aged Muslim men, all pillars of their communities, won seats on Britain’s biggest local authority in the most corrupt election campaign since the Victorian era.
Vote-riggers exploited weaknesses in the postal voting system to steal thousands of ballot papers and mark them for Labour, helping the party to take first place in elections to Birmingham City Council.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article377468.ece
Expect more of the same this time around. The only way Liebour will get found out is if more than 80% of the population votes as they’d have 120% of ballot papers to count.
Peter Hains guardian article had me in sticthes “think lib dem vote Labour” , yes it has finally come to the point where the erstwhile Peter Hain is wanting to tone up on the new fad bananas diet .CW says have a bowfull Peter always helps with loose stools , let alone loose fiscal policy .
As if the Labour onslaught couldnt be more adrift we now find that the ruin has contributed his favourite joke to a school childrens book : “how do you invite a dinosaur to dinner ?: T Rex” CW aprreciates the ruins little poke in any latin conertation he may have had in mind , CW would have thought the ruins best jokes would be as follows .
1) What do you call a man who ed balls was going to replace ? Alistair
2) What do you call debt that will take years to pay off ? Investment
3) What do you say to G10 finacers group ?: It was nae me
4) when having a bout of commons nasal cavity excavation what tune should you listen to? Dont blame it on the sunshine , dont blame it on it the moonlight , dont balme it on the good times , just balme it on the BOOGIE.
5) Fred Dinage once asked me if i was going to reduce the budget defiect by half in 4 years : I said HOW (CW apprecites that you have to be of a certain age to appreciate that one , all though Ed Balls has clearly based his education polices of a meld of Runaround and grange hill)
Bananas, bananas, bananas. Locked up all day and all I get is more bananas.
Now I’m slipping all over the f’ing skins.
Cut tax means people can spend in shops, keep the mortgage going that bit longer, feel better. Best wayis raise personal allowance to 10k and get rid of the stupid tax credit system.
I prefer to spend my own money rather than let the government burn it.
thank goodness there’s oodles of spare money to afford it
George Osborne is forever telling us how much cash there is rolling about the treasury doing nothing
the public will have no trouble believing him
Ashcroft won’t go away !!!!
The Tories also face fresh pressure over whether their billionaire donor and deputy chairman, Lord Ashcroft, breached funding rules. The Liberal Democrats have written to the chairwoman of the Electoral Commission, Jenny Watson, to request that the commission concludes an inquiry into some of his donations before an election is called. The inquiry, which began 18 months ago, is into donations from a company owned by Ashcroft, Bearwood Corporate Services. The key question is whether Bearwood was operating as a fully functioning business at the time the donations were made.
The Lib Dem home affairs spokesman, Chris Huhne, warns in his letter to Watson that the legality of the general election result could be called into question if £5m in donations to the Tory party via Bearwood – including £80,000 in sponsorship revealed this week – are ruled illegal.
Ashcroft will come under pressure on two fronts this week to reveal details of his tax status. Some 78 Labour and Lib Dem MPs are backing an amendment by Labour’s Gordon Prentice to the constitutional reform and governance bill, which reaches report stage next week. It would force any peer, whose elevation to the Lords was conditional, to reveal whether they have met the terms of the agreement. Ashcroft undertook to become UK resident – including paying tax – when he received his peerage in 2000, but refuses to say whether he has fulfilled that promise.
Prentice said: “Ashcroft has repeatedly refused to clarify his tax status. He has stonewalled for a decade while bankrolling the Conservatives, giving two fingers to the electorate. His millions are allowing the Conservatives to buy seats at the next election.”
Spokesmen for both the Electoral Commission and Ashcroft refused to comment on the ongoing investigation.
Zzzzzzzzzz
I really don’t get this, don’t the Tax Office know if he pays tax here or not?
“His millions are allowing the Conservatives to buy seats at the next election.”
Yeah, great innit?
Dont mention me martin or i will go away leaving our leader skint
Pity Ashcroft couldn’t have wasted his money on something more productive – maybe like Portsmouth
people in glass houses?
LIEBOUR PARACHUTE THEIR BIGGEST DONOR INTO A SAFE LIEBOUR SEAT, DISREGARDING ALL WOMEN AND ETHNIC SHORTLISTS. JACK DROMEY , HARMANS HUSBAND AND UNITE UNION OFFICIAL SHOWS LIEBOUR CORRUPT AND ROTTEN TO THE CORE.
WHO SAYS UNITE AND THE UNIONS DON’T WANT ANYTHING IN RETURN FOR THEIR BANKROLLING OF LIEBOUR?
Is it true Gordon is going to see the queen today? (I mean the old one not Mandy)
Where did you hear this?
In the toilets on Hampstead Heath, I was buggering my BBC boyfriend
rejoice in the poverty each uk citizen will suffer due to the govt and big business shafting you……….
a lifetime of slavery awaits while gordon,tony,badger,prescott etc proclaim the new paradigm on the bbc………….
when they give away all their moneyto charity i will believe in socialism……….
dont all rush!
Guido, I just noticed something on the Darling interview.
He confirmed that No. 10 had masterminded the attack on him.
When asked if No. 10 had been behind the attack he said: “Not just them!” He started to burbled about the Tories, but by then the damage had been done.
Darling has admitted that No. 10 (and, therefore, Gordon Brown) had masterminded the attack on him.
Just watched the trailer for The Crazies. Are you SURE this isn’t about life in No. 10?!
Looks like the Tories have just resorted to Plan B and flip flopped their entire campaign. For well over 12 months they have said that there will need to be massive cuts, it then went to large cuts, now they are planning a massive tax and spend give away, and not one mention of how they are going to pay for it all.
Sorry Tory chaps, but to coin your phrase…..were do we get the money from to pay for all these tax cuts. Is that your way of reducing the debt, by reducing the tax intake.
That is one way to confuse the electorate, firstly tell them we need to massively cut back on spending, then tell them, that’s now wrong, lets go for tax cuts and more spending instead. The public won’t know what their real policy is, do they know what their real policy is?
Plan B will go the same way as Plan A.
5% to go then onward and upward.
http://redrag1.blogspot.com/
Hello everyone! I’m Harriet Harman! You might have heard of me! Please, no questions about my husband. It’s not true that I’m a hypocrite who’s helping my husband to carpetbag a seat.
Back to me: I’ll be standing for Labour leader in about 10 weeks. That’s because I, like you, know that Labour are going to get totally fucked at the general election, leaving us in the political wilderness for a generation. But going into opposition shouldn’t have to stop me having fun and getting paid by the taxpayer to have a jolly good time in politics!
That’s why I want your support in the forthcoming leadership election! If you or your friends are Labour Party members, please vote for me! I’ll do my utmost as party leader! I have a genuine moral compass and principles which I will never sell out!
Go stick your head up Gordon Brown’s Arse – you pretend feminist Bovine DULLARD
Please don’t vote us out. This job is all I have. If I win, I promise not to be such a lying, bullying, deceitful, crooked, corrupt, incompetent, useless, wretched, autistic, sexist, misogynistic c/unting twat.
Just 2 months till David Cameron becomes Prime Minister. Can’t fucking wait! Yeah, he’s a toff. But I’d rather have him at No10 than that fucking gruesome c/unt Brown.
Gordon Brown’s future – next stop: Kirkcaldy.
Bye Bye, Gordo!
This Guy is on to it – Just substitute Labour and Tory and it can be clearly seen where Labour and the EU have been taking us. – Its Marx.
The left are scared stiff of Glenn Beck – when their mummy wakes them up and they look into this site just watch how they go into full smear mode – little pea brained labour lap dogs yapping their nonsense.
Cameron borrows can-do-better attitude from ‘brilliant Barack’
The man who could be America’s first black president won ringing praise yesterday from the man who could be Britain’s 19th old Etonian prime minister.
David Cameron said he hugely admired Barack Obama, the front-running contender for the Democrat nomination, and vowed to bring some of the same spirit to the British political debate.
“I’m enjoying watching Barack Obama. I think he’s a brilliant speaker, I think his optimism and sense of hope for the future is inspiring a lot of people. It’s great to see. Too often [politics] gets down to hope and fear and I think it’s wonderful when hope wins. I’m enjoying watching him, I must say. I think he’s compelling,” Cameron told Radio 5 Live’s Breakfast programme.
“What people like is the sense that Obama generates, that we don’t have to be like this, we can do better… I think we need that same sense of possibility here.”
Obama is a Marxist he is nothing but a political activist promoted above his station in life -the guy is a wanker – just look how he treats the Uk OVER THE FAULKLAND ISLANDS
“He is a very easy person to talk with, to exchange views with. He’s an incredibly impressive politician and leader but he’s also an extremely personable human being and someone it’s easy to get on with and to strike up a relationship with.
“It’s my second meeting and it’s always enjoyable to meet and discuss with him and also to meet his wife and to meet his very impressive team.
yap yap little labourite lap dog poodle
“What people like is the sense that Obama generates, that we don’t have to be like this, we can do better… I think we need that same sense of possibility here.”
Yap Yap Yap yap yap
yap yap went the little labour yapping poodle
Cameron borrows can-do-better attitude from ‘brilliant Barack’
yap yap yap – same old labourite nonsense – pea brained little lap dog poodles all of ‘em yap yap yap
“I’m enjoying watching Barack Obama. I think he’s a brilliant speaker, I think his optimism and sense of hope for the future is inspiring a lot of people. It’s great to see.
YAP YAP YAP
“I’m enjoying watching Barack Obama. I think he’s a brilliant speaker, I think his optimism and sense of hope for the future is inspiring a lot of people. It’s great to see. Too often [politics] gets down to hope and fear and I think it’s wonderful when hope wins. I’m enjoying watching him, I must say. I think he’s compelling,” Cameron told Radio 5 Live’s Breakfast programme.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Suck it up you redneck hick gomer
Fuck off back to the US Fox News/Glenn Beck arselicking boards
this is a British Political site
and you will get owned every time you post the same batshit insane US crap here
My god you are thick! The problems Beck highlights, the agenda of the US left is exactly that of the Labour PARTY and the EU, its the progressive agenda = Marx by way of evolution not revolution.
As to Obama he dotes on Soul Alinski – look him up you dullard he is a Marxist and Obama used to teach his crap when he was a lecturer.
You bovine dullard labour lap dogs are a yapping joke
G20 summit: David Cameron enjoys chat with Barack Obama
David Cameron, the Conservative leader, took a motorbike through the traffic chaos caused by the G20 protests to get to his meeting with US President Barack Obama.
Their 32 minute talks at the American Ambassador’s residence, Winfield House, in London’s Regent’s Park were described by Tories as “very successful”.
Eager to be punctual for their discussion, Mr Cameron was seen hurrying from the chamber of the House of Commons as soon as the regular Wednesday session of Prime Minister’s Question Time concluded.
‘Best of British’ served for dinner guests
aides had arranged for a hired motorbike to whisk him through the protesting crowds which snarled up the traffic in central London.
It was the second time that the two men had been introduced, but the first since Mr Obama’s election as president.
Their wives, Michelle Obama and Samantha Cameron, also met up, exchanging gifts of bracelets by Lara Bohinc and David Yurman.
Both couples gave each other presents of books for their children. The Obama girls, Malia, 10, and Sasha, seven, received the children’s classic, the Railway Children, while Nancy and Arthur Cameron, aged five and three, were given the American favourite, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, by L Frank Baum, and a copy of Hans Christian Andersen’s fairytales.
During their meeting, Mr Cameron and Mr Obama discussed the issues on the agenda at the G20 summit, as well as Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran and green technology.
They were joined by George Osborne, the shadow chancellor, William Hague, the shadow foreign secretary, Baroness Neville-Jones, shadow security minister, Ed Llewllyn, Mr Cameron’s chief of staff, and Andy Coulson, his director of communications.
For his part, Mr Obama was accompanied by Hillary Clinton, his Secretary of State, Timothy Geithner, the Treasury Secretary, and General Jim Jones, the President’s National Security Advisor.
Afterwards, Mr Cameron said: “We had an excellent meeting and we discussed a range of economic matters and a range of foreign policy matters.
“Obviously it was a private meeting but a really productive meeting and it was good to see him and his team.
“He is a very easy person to talk with, to exchange views with. He’s an incredibly impressive politician and leader but he’s also an extremely personable human being and someone it’s easy to get on with and to strike up a relationship with.
“It’s my second meeting and it’s always enjoyable to meet and discuss with him and also to meet his wife and to meet his very impressive team.
guildo, these are getting worse and not better.
guido is not a doctor or an agony aunt, perhaps you should consult your local hospital or a helpline for you ‘little problem’ ?
The Guardian are blaming the Tories for the proposed closure of Radio 6 the Asian network and cuts on the BBC website. It sounds like propaganda to me. When did Aljabeeba listen to the Tories? Smacks of Labour spin.
Good – I’d vote for that
We’ve hit the jackpot, lads! Susanna Reid on BBC, Sarah Jane Mee on Sky News….. *fiddles with remote control furiously* (that’s not a euphemism, btw)
Here`s a happy thought for you.
The day that our Maximum imbecile is booted out of downing street and is no longer a power in this land will he be dumped at the Train station like Blair was? and if so we could all be waiting for him(to help him get on the right train of course) and give him the sendoff he rightly deserves.
now, even that lying c u n t, testicles, suddenly wants to talk to you all about
IMMIGRATION! FFS
You couldnt make it up
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1254141/Labours-hypocrisy-migrants-How-party-trying-woo-voters-tactics-shame-BNP.
The carefully worded letters all send the same sympathetic messages to local ‘white families’ about the difficulties caused by the record rise in immigration.
Soothing words of comfort are combined with powerful pledges of action to ease the pressure on jobs, school places and council housing.
‘There is a great deal of worry about the pressure on schools, doctors’ surgeries and housing allocations,’ reads one of them. ‘I want you to help me keep the pressure up on the Government in relation to reforming and updating our immigration and citizenship rules and laws.’
Did they steal these messages from the beeeeeeeeeeeeeenpeeeeeeeeee?
I think that has been mentioned as Government money being used to combat racism in certain target areas.
i.e. Labour using our money to campaign against the B*P where the risk of losses to them is highest.
Labour’s hypocrisy over migrants: How the party is trying to woo voters with tactics that would shame the ………………….
he carefully worded letters all send the same sympathetic messages to local ‘white families’ about the difficulties caused by the record rise in immigration.
Soothing words of comfort are combined with powerful pledges of action to ease the pressure on jobs, school places and council housing.
‘There is a great deal of worry about the pressure on schools, doctors’ surgeries and housing allocations,’ reads one of them. ‘I want you to help me keep the pressure up on the Government in relation to reforming and updating our immigration and citizenship rules and laws.’
Some of the leaflets sent out to constituents include dubious immigration questionnaires and promises that local people will be put first in the jobs queue.
Labour’s hypocrisy has come to light only days after the scale of Labour’s deliberate plan to create a multicultural Britain through mass immigration was revealed.
A draft Cabinet Office report, uncovered by a Freedom of Information request, showed how, in 2000, Labour ministers deliberately plotted to open the floodgates to new migrants to achieve the party’s ‘social objectives’. Traditionally, new immigrants vote for Left-wing parties.
The document also revealed how those who dared to question this policy would be branded ‘racists’.
Today, however, on the cusp of a General Election, many Labour MPs have realised that their secret plan has backfired spectacularly. As a result of mass immigration, many of their core white working-class voters complain that they feel like second-class citizens in their own communities, and believe that immigrants are given unfair precedence for jobs and public services.
As a result, Labour MPs in marginal seats or with a … threat are desperately scrambling to play the race card in a shameless attempt to be seen as acting tough on immigration after all.
One of the MPs at the heart of the new get-tough policy on immigration in constituency backyards is Mr scrotum, who is the Prime Minister’s closest political friend.
Mr scrotum has been at the centre of Cabinet decision-making over the past decade and will have been only too well aware of Labour’s encouragement of a multicultural Britain.
Mr scrotum, a front-runner to succeed Mr Brown as Labour leader, has held two public meetings and produced direct mail and questionnaires on the immigration issue in his newly-created Morley and Outwood constituency.
Significantly, the Schools Secretary’s Yorkshire constituency is a fertile breeding ground for the …, which already has one … councillor and hundreds of members registered locally.
In his recent constituency newsletter, Mr spermtank wrote: ‘I want to have a conversation with you about immigration. What we really need is proper discussion about the difficulties and benefits that immigration can bring to our country.’
He admitted that there were ‘concerns about jobs in our area’, and asked: ‘Do you support updating our immigration laws so that: migrants who want to settle here must speak English? A probationary period should be passed before they are able to claim state benefits?’
It is a similar story in Barking – the East London constituency where … leader Nick is fighting the Culture Minister Margaret Hodge.
With one of the highest rates of immigration in Britain, Barking has seen a massive social upheaval as a result of Labour’s policy, with many local families struggling to come to terms with the sheer number of new arrivals from abroad.
Yet in a two-page letter to constituents, Mrs Hodge paints herself as being tough on immigration, saying that it can be ‘very unsettling’ for ‘predominantly white’ and ‘traditional East End families’.
She adds: ‘I respect your concerns about the pace of change. It is wrong for others to dismiss these out of hand and rest assured that you do have my support on this.’
Earlier this month, Mrs Hodge even suggested that migrants should be forced to ‘earn’ the right to benefits and council housing over several years. She warned that British values of tolerance were under threat because of an increasing sense of ‘unfairness’ over immigration.
Margaret Hodge
Tom Watson
Margaret Hodge (a Jewess born in Cairo) was one of the architects of the deliberate Labour policy to flood the UK with third world immigrants, along with Barbara Roche and Jack Straw.
Read the excellent pamphlet by think-tank Civitas for the history of this squalid betrayal of the British people.
wanker at 9.38
Stick your UAF up your arse, you pathetic little prick
boo hoo hoo!
you’re leader is a fat twatty arsebandit you thick as shit moron
But he gets right up the noses of multi cultural little twats like you.
Which is why he’s winning votes.
What banana boat did you come in on, Abdul?
I would think most B&P voters and potential voters couldn’t really give a shit if Griffin was a screaming queen or not.
It’s issues like EU, mass immigration, creeping Islamification, loss of jobs, loss of identity, the AGW scam that are gaining them votes – the very issues which funnily enough the main stream parties and their cheer leaders refuse to talk about.
then you don’t know B&P supporters and haven’t heard little fatty nick ranting about kissing black welshmen
These are all classic tactics of the Frankfurt School marxists and their disciples as they steadily destroy the institutions and structures of Western society.
Or how about What son?, the West Bromwich East MP and another close ally of the Prime Minister, who has also been busy posing as being tough on immigration? (Griffin and other leading … figures took part in a St George’s Day parade through West Bromwich which was attended by 20,000 people).
In a recent direct mail and survey about immigration, What son? declared: ‘Most people told me that they were concerned about the level of immigration. More surveys were returned than on any other subject I have asked you about in the past.
‘There is a great deal of worry about the pressure on schools, doctors’ surgeries and housing allocations.
Also unsurprisingly, a lot of people also mentioned the issue of protecting local jobs. I want you to help me keep the pressure up on the Government in relation to reforming and updating our immigration and citizenship rules and laws.’
In Burton, Labour MP Roof Smeeeeth has gone even further, actively campaigning to portray the Tories as the party that is soft on immigration.
Defending a majority of just 1,421 – smaller than the number of … votes in her constituency at the 2005 election – Ms Smeeeeth has highlighted how London’s Conservative Mayor Boris Johnson is ‘campaigning for an amnesty for illegal immigrants’.
Still this is what happens when you dumb down education and the little folk cant work things out for themselves.
Margaret Hodge (a Jewess born in Cairo) was one of the architects of the deliberate Labour policy to flood the UK with third world immigrants, along with Barbara Roche and Jack Straw..
Read the excellent pamphlet by think-tank Civitas for the history of this squalid betrayal of the British people.
The difference between the Aussies and the Poms (and the reason my children are now living down under)
To the Americans who think they are in a position to call us racist from across an ocean, PISS OFF. Australian comedy and advertising is for Australian consumption and if it doesn’t make any reference to America, tough for you. Just remember, you gave the world 2 George Bush’s and the KKK. If you don’t like our version of comedy, PISS OFF.
To the Indians who don’t like the speed of police investigations, PISS OFF. You get the same treatment as everybody else. Australians in general don’t condone violence against others. India can’t guarantee security within its own borders, so you are in no position to judge us. If you don’t like that, PISS OFF.
To the Japanese who are killing whales in Australian waters, PISS OFF. This is not scientific research. Go kill whales in your own waters. And if you don’t like the fact that we will send protestors to harass you at every turn, PISS OFF.
To the Muslims who come into this country and then complain about how we dress, act or do anything, PISS OFF. If you want to wear clothing that covers your face, if you want to live under Islamic law and if you want to live in your own little enclaves, go and live in an Islamic country. Australia is happy to accept any religion, but don’t try and change us. Australia is a nation based on Christian principles. If you don’t like it, PISS OFF.
To Sri Lankans who are coming over here on the never ending stream of boats, PISS OFF. This country is happy to accept legitimate refugees, but if you can afford 15 grand to pay people smugglers and bypass a dozen other countries, don’t expect to be welcomed with open arms. There is a legitimate refugee system and there are other more deserving people waiting in refugee camps. If you can’t stand to wait in line like the others using the system legitimately, PISS OFF.
To the Croatians and Serbians who want to come to this country and bring your politics with you, PISS OFF. Your violence at soccer and tennis matches is a disgrace. Sure, you had lots of problems in your homeland. You came here for a better life. So leave the hatred and politics behind. We will welcome you, but if you bring your crap with you, we don’t want you. PISS OFF.
To the English who come over here and never stop complaining, PISS OFF. We ceased being a convict colony over 100 years ago. We don’t want to hear how great the job market is in London, how cheap the houses are or how you don’t like the Australian climate. The solution is simple. If you think things are so much better in England, PISS OFF.
To any nationality that wants to come to this country. This is Australia. We have our own culture, language, way of dress and attitudes. We champion the fair go and will welcome people of all nationalities, languages and religions. We will embrace you and enjoy sharing your culture. We will welcome you to our neighbourhoods. But if you want to change us, PISS OFF. If you want to live in your own little enclaves and not integrate, PISS OFF. And if you don’t even live in this country and want to complain about the way we do business, PISS RIGHT OFF. Get your own country in order before you even try and judge us.
I’m bloody Australian and proud of it. And if you don’t like that, PISS OFF
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Why is this awaiting moderation
Because you are a Tory
Questions questions……always so many questions!
This afternoon Brown is going to call the election for March 25th.
You heard it here first.
Has he called it yet?
Excellent Mr Tampon. Couldn’t have put it better myself.
Local Labour parties are on alert today in the expectation that Gordon Brown will announce the date of the election which is likely to be the 25th March or 8th April.
Latest polls and good economic figures indicate a victory for Labour!!
I guess Gordon deserves to sort out his own mess.
Dream on, you’ve had too much of the Harvey’s Bristol mate.
Isn’t Brown supposed to be calling the election today or is he going to shit out again?
Well he’d better hurry up as the BBC has launched ITS election campaign
“BBC political correspondent Gary O’Donoghue said the Tories had been using the word change for months and slogan was neither “original nor surprising”.
“This weekend’s spring conference will see little in the way of new policy announcements,” he said. “
David Cameron and George Osborne give Labour the greatest chance of winning the next General Election.
I have never seen such a bunch of clowns leading a political party for a long ,long time.
And that is a cast iron guarantee
But are they was entertaining as Crash Gordon?
I’m gonna miss Gordon the hapless, bonkers clown, he’s comedy gold.
it wouldn’t surprise me if Gordon did win – what the markets will make of this I dread to think..
Hang on, it says here liebours biggest arsehole becoming Birminghams Mayor is a done deal:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8540095.stm
So its a tie in the “most retards in the constituency” contest between salford with the flipping chipmunk and the loathsome sion simon then?
Most of Brum is a typical Labour shithole with towerblocks as far as the eye can see. I am fortunate to live in one of the few nice suburbs but I’m not sure how much longer that will last.
My 90 y/o dad grew up in Birmingham… he went there for a funeral last year and came back in tears, not because of the funeral, but for what’s happened to Birmingham.
Why are the BBC and Sky News not reporting on the attempted military coup in Turkey?
Is it because they want us to think Turkey is a stable democracy that should be admitted to the European Union thus allowing millions of Turks (muslims) to enter Britain legally.
might be because it could plunge Iraq into complete turmoil again and drag in Afghanistan destabalising the region place even more and turning an already futile Afghan War into another catastrophic bloodbath
Most turks that want to be here are already here !
and if any more came it would devastate the Turkish tourist industry
as all our british slappers wouldn’t have to go there to shag Turkish waiters !
OOOH TRACY ME AND MEHMET ARE REALLY IN LUV AN A CANT WAIT TE GO BACK N SEE IM
But why would they do that? Are they all muslims at the beeb? Don’t they have grandchildren to consider? Do they think their offspring will be pandered to when they are in the minority?
order-order next Guido?
http://timesonline.typepad.com/science/2010/02/richard-dawkins-unleashes-tirade-against-fans.html
I like this exract. How did this middle brow wanker reach such scientific prominence? Oh I forgot, this is Britain, where even Stephen Fry counts as a genius with the glitterati.
“Imagine that you, as a greatly liked and respected person, found yourself overnight subjected to personal vilification on an unprecedented scale, from anonymous commenters on a website. Suppose [...] that somebody on website expressed a “sudden urge to ram a fistful of nails” down your throat. Also to “trip you up and kick you in the guts.” And imagine seeing your face described, again by an anonymous poster, as “a slack jawed turd in the mouth mug if ever I saw one.
(You will also have to imagine the uncensored version of this.)
The GDP figures were another Labour con-trick:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/7327017/Pound-slides-as-figures-underline-scale-of-UK-recession.html
This is why I will never vote Conservative with David Cameron at the helm
“THE GROUP OF FOUR”……………………..
CLUELESS TWERPS
Backbenchers have also queried the tight clique around the Conservative leader, with little input from MPs. The group of four around Mr Cameron – shadow Chancellor George Osborne, communications director Andy Coulson, director of strategy Steve Hilton and senior adviser George Bridges – are accused of taking little advice from more junior MPs and advisers.
The Conservatives have stumbled on presenting policies and have struggled to articulate their vision.
Well let’s face it the Conservatives are vey good at losing elections. The left wing thinks that they need to have policies to attract the middle of the ground floating voter with nice greeny type policies and the right wing think that we should leave the EU,cut taxes,make the feckless work,send all immigrants back;bring back hanging;give out stiffer jail sentences and tear little foxes to shreds
You wouldn’t think it WAS possible to lose when you’re facing an unpopular PM and a fag end tired government would you ? But never underestmate the Tories ability to split themselves in two and lose Problem is what the hell they gonna do when they lose the 4th election in a row and face the prospect of being out of power for at least another 5 years ?? Cameron was their last best hope of attracting the non-core middle ground vote. I can’t see either Davis or Hannan doing that so effectively if they lose they’re ARE FUCKED big-time
Do you think Labour will even last 2 years? Let’s face it, Labour are “burnt out” and there are an awful lot of economic pigeons coming home to roost.
The fact is that a re-elected Labour government or a hung parliament especially one where Labour is the largest party will be cataclysmic for the UK.
The markets are waiting the outcome.It won’t be plain sailing if the Tories are elected especially iif we have a hung parliament with them as the largest party but the first scenario is literally frightening.
Let’s suppose that Labour scrape home or they ARE the largest party in a hung parliament. The first thing that WILL happen is a run on sterling.THe second thing that WILL happen is that there will be a Gilts strike leaving the Bank of England little alternative but to raise interest rates continued QE will not be an option to contain the markets.
Taxation such as VAT will have to rise probably to 20%. There will be massive lay offs in the public sector; swingeing public expenditure cuts including front-line services(NHS/Education?Defence)Unemployment WILL rise and the tax take of the government will fall whilst benefit payments increase.National Insurance and personal taxation WILL therefore have increase as will Corporation Tax.
You will see a flight of capital from London followed by major blue chip companies(some of whom have or already are contemplating such a move) followed by those people(including yes – bankers) to places that are more taxation friendly.
So the choice is stark for the electorate.Vote Tory for tough times ahead.Vote Labour for economic disaster and even toughr times aheadThe problem is that the majority are sleep walking towards giving labour a mandate for another 5 years aided an abetted by labour “shills” in the media particularly the BBC.
Darling know the score and so do most of the Cabinet(including Brown acolytes) only Brown is totally oblivious or perhaps even he knows the depths of the problem regarding the UK deficit but chooses to play politics in attempt to get re-elected(or is that elected)
The best resume I’ve seen of the cataclysmic outcome of a re-elected Labour government. A financial and social disaster of historic proportions.
And the UK electorate is so stupid, it can’t contemplate the nightmare unfolding in front of them.
Seconded.
But strangely the second scenario would suit us fine. We have no debts and no mortgage so high interest rates giving us a decent return on savings would be great — and all that cheap labour desperate for cash in the garden and house…
Probably have to build an electric fence with razor wire, but hey that’s what living in a third world country’s like.
I still cannot imagine there not being a landslide. The only thing to be factored in is the poisoned chalice. I do think there is merit in a hung parliament just to see Labour’s reaction if they have to form a government, having done the damage they have done.
This Spring conference thing may be to work this one though…
You have just visited Jonah’s Corner. Please wipe your feet on the way out.
You will vote Labour ‘cos you’re a brain dead, socialist drone bent on destruction, and probably just plain bent.
edhardy shirt
http://www.lookedhardy.com
Great Britain is leading the world in upside-down bobsleding. Rejoice!
Well This was obviously why young Heidi was trolling earlier…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/david-cameron/7325369/Heatherdown-Prep-the-exclusive-school-that-taught-David-Cameron-his-ambition.html
Turns out he wasn’t quite the dunce boy that had been previously suggested…
Amusing that no-one would smear him for her! An absolute non-story.
But the wider problem with this is that she’s of a generation of recent graduate junior reporters whose nose for news has been tainted by PC poison from the edukashion stazi. Her online student archive is a paean to non “concerns and ishoos” of the type LEO MCKINSTRY attacks so well in this piece on loony leftist transgender gush: http://tinyurl.com/yalx922.
The talentless Labour-supporting pinko Heidi Blake is a pal of the vacuous, mock-chav, celeb-wannabe Byrony Gordon. Both of them are a complete fucking joke and shouldn’t be anywhere near, what professes to be a serious newspaper.
Does she know Jonty Pryor in the biblical sense, or is Jonty gay?
Patrick Hennessey won’t be very pleased with that. LOL
Whoopie fucking do:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8540251.stm
Why doesn’t Browns Broadcasting Corp just consult with its onsite party mouthpiece, toenails Robinson?
Quote.
Sunny Hundal, editor of Asians in Media magazine, told BBC 5 live that cutting the Asian Network would deprive listeners of a valuable place where Asian content was integrated with mainstream output.
“There are a lot of people in Britain who produce hybrid British-Asian music and culture and they want to see some of that culture on display,” he said.
Well, fluctuations; There are a lot of Conservatives and non lefty, non gay, non liberals in this country who would like to see their culture on display.
Has the election been called then?
Brown is at Welsh Labour Conference to-day so it’s good place to do it if he intends to ….in the traditional Labour heartlands although perhaps Plaid Cymru would dispute that fact
It is my duty to improve the standard of Concervative Party jokes,thank you.
During a meal in a Chinese restaurant, I complained to the waiter that my noodles tasted rubbery.
“Fankoo” He said. “I’m grad you rike `em”
Is The Telegraph’s Heidi Blake still looking for dirt on David Cameron? I have a few stories about him I’ve just made up that she could have for a blow-job.
http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/uk/Gordon-Brown-cagey-over-Alistair.6110537.jp
If bullybrown wins the next election it looks like he’s planning on getting rid of Darling and replacing him with balls. Wow! that should improve the economy!!
“It was only when Gordon threw a Nokia at me knocking a tooth out, and then kneed me in the groin, that I fully realized how passionate he is about saving his own skin. He certainly knows how to yell at us to get things done his way, even though he knows fuck all about how government works. It is a lovely atmosphere here in the bunker.”
Ann Snelgrove.
I find it hard to believe that Britain is going to vote for this foul-mouthed,nail bitten, socially inept creature who we are told suffers from manic depression and is clearly paranoid.
Surely he’s only pm now because he’s managed to terrorise his own party into putting him there without any votes whatsoever? Why have they let him drag labour so far down into the gutter? He’s virtually destroyed them. And people like james purnell and alan milburn, labour mp’s that one could argue have a smidgen (and only a smidgen) of decency , have left or are leaving the party in droves.
Even if he wins, labour is just going to become an extreme left wing rabble of undesirables, who speak mostly in obscenities, after the election.
Sorry to argue Nell; I must take issue with that comment.
“Even if he wins, labour is just going to become an extreme left wing rabble of undesirables, who speak mostly in obscenities, after the election”.
Labour is already an extreme left wing rabble of undesirables who speak mostly in obscentiies.
We are waiting with great suspense to see if they can possibly get any worse.
The popularity of other notorious bullies such as Gordon Ramsay and Alex Ferguson (surely their nationality must be merely a coincidence?) suggests that a lot of people are willing to look the other way when they hear about what a nasty piece of work our so called Prime Minister is.
the scum who tried to smear a politician by atacking how she imagined he spoke about his disabled child is still infesting these boards with her disgustingly ironic ‘moralising’ over other people’s faults and breathtaking hypocrisy over ‘dragging people into the gutter’
you are a very sick person indeed
Well hello mcbride how are you enjoying your time at that boy’s school in between spells that you spend , secretly in 10 drowning street, telling gordon how to smear or backstab enemies in the labour and conservative parties ??
Darling was quite specific about you this week wasn’t he?? – what did he call you and balls – the something from hell?!!
That’s the trouble y’see. Labour has destroyed belief in family values, belief in britain as a nation of integrity and fairness , belief in England as an identity to be proud of , belief in the need to work in order to earn what you spend.
Labour’s all about crash and burn, viciously attacking anyone who dares to question gordon’s dark, destroyed vision of a worthless future.
He’s calling you McBride nelly.
Should have thought that was bleeding obvious.
Not nice, not clever, and that scum word? Unpleasant.
All this cristicism of me and my colleagues is quite unjustified. When I sat down with Gordon and Tony all those years ago and we thought up the New Labour tagline how were we to know how successful that re-branding would prove to be.
We’ve just spent several hundred billion to subsidize your state sector employment and will continue to reward the great unwashed who have no intention of working so you will remain forever grateful that New Labour is very much on your side.
You should also think yourselves lucky that despite Gordon having a bit of a temper and being harshly treated as a laughing stock around the globe Ed Balls, Alistair Campbell, Damien McBride, Charlie Whelan Harriet Harman John Prescott and I continue to tell you how it is…how it should be and how its going to be in the future.
We’re not interested in what you say because you are wrong..you don’t understand what we’re doing its very complicated and you know you wouldn’t understand if we explained what we are intending to do next.
In fairness to you, the British Electorate, we are not sure what we are going to do next but whatever it is you will be shocked and awed by our mendacity.
Trust us we are the party of the people for the people..always have been always will be and when you have voted us back in for five more glorious years you will thank us for being so honest in our dealings with you.
This election is about the future not the past and when it comes to the future you have no idea how far we will go to convince you we have all the answers.. we will stoop lower use any means twist any fact possible and generally wear you down until you submit to our way of thinking.
Remember vote for Gordon and get five more years of new Labour ..a fairer future for all.
9 out of 10 voters who expresed a preference said they wouldn’t vote for us but I know better..you will vote for us because you know we are getting on with the job of ruining this great country of ours in a way never previously managed by other parties.. so take a second look at us..then look in the mirror and see if we reflect your values.
Why waste your vote on someone else who is unproven in their incompetence ? When it comes to graft, self preservation, hypocrisy, lies, double dealing two faced brass neck we beat them all.
Remember on May 6th Vote Labour .. a Fairer Shafting For All
couldn’t say it better myself Peter. You are the sort of honourable man we want as prime minister.
Vote Dave get Blair
Ooh look real champagne socialists.
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