Bercow Reported to Standards Commissioner
After Guido’s story yesterday about the controversial and murky “Friends of Speaker Bercow“ fund-raising group, it seems a member of UKIP in the Speaker’s constituency has put a complaint in to John Lyon about a letter he received. Guido imagines Bercow wouldn’t have been so stupid to have used the Speaker’s stationary to beg for money, but the secretary of the fund has said Bercow was responsible for drawing up and passing on names. If the allegations that potential donors were invited to the Palace of Westminster are investigated then this could be a serious problem for the embattled squeaker…
Go get the Squeaker!
I like Sally
Sally Sally take her up the alley
then send a donation to meee
Which Squeaker ? Dave or Bercow ?
Because Dave, CCHQ and Bercow’s local constituency are campaigining for him to win, like it or not.
Buckingham Tories ordered by CCHQ to campaign for John Bercow or stay silent
Francis Elliott reported that “the Tory leader has made clear to party members in Mr Bercow’s Buckingham constituency that he will eject anyone found helping Nigel Farage, standing for UKIP against the Speaker at the election.”
At the time of Nigel Farage’s decision to oppose Mr Bercow as MP for Buckingham – after speaking to CCHQ – I wrote that “Tories in Buckingham will be free to vote for Nigel Farage but CCHQ worries about publicity coup for UKIP.”
The same source in CCHQ tells me that the position has hardened at the request of local Tories who do not want their members to support UKIP in any election, even one where there is no official candidate
Farage is going crush Bercow.
Bercow is a Labour stooge, Bercow is scum.
Stanislav is back
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2010/02/good-for-fuck-all-by-stanislav.html
The golden rule – you cannot belong to the Conservatives and campaign for another party. They made the call on this with Stuart Wheeler which given how much he donates is a much tougher one than some local activist.
Enforcing this rule is not the same as campaigning for Bercow.
I usually do it for free
Love that one!
Herman van Rompuy has the “charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk”:
May be so but he’s a great improvement on Nigel Farage.
Nigel Farage has the “charisma of a dr*nken Ian Duncan Smith and the appearance of a frog with a banger up it’s arse”:
Desperate Dan, At least Farage was ELECTED to sit in that chamber, unlike Rompuy!
Farage was totally correct!
I would have thought that when picking the bagman for the European branch of the New World Order, they would have gone with someone with a little more charisma and charm. Blair for instance. Wait, Rompuy is brilliant! No one knows who the fuck he is or what he is doing and to top it all he looks like a muppet in an over-sized suit. Nothing sinister going on here, then!
Wheres frankie goes to hollywood when you need them
“when two twats go to war, one is all that you can score”
I dont’t like the man..
But he is right about Rumpy Pumpy
A failed Belgian pol who does look like a failed bank clerk…
Not to speak of the awful Mrs “No-Chin’ Ashton
To represent 500 million Europeans FFS
And NEITHER of them were elected.
well done farage,at least he has got some balls.
Bloody right! We need someone with guts to stand up to the fucking eu, the bunch of thieving corrupt bastards, costing us a fucking fortune, accounts not signed off in years, millions going missing, the bloody siso system, sign on and fucking sod off, give ‘em some stick Nigel!
Farage is an amateur. This is how you denounce the EU in its own ‘parliament’
Cameron take note : this is a man
this man has Balls
he says exactly what he thinks
he sticks to his beliefs
when he says something he means it
watch and learn Mr Cameron,it’s people like this that win elections Not people that hide behind the sofa !
IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
It has been drawn to my attention that a certain N. Farage is standing for election in Buckinghamshire. This is a safe seat, held by my good friend and former colleague John Bercow, now our esteemed Speaker.
Let me be clear on this awful and some might say opportunistic move by Mr. Farage, it is nothing short of disgraceful and I urge all members of my party, to ignore it and give no support to the unprincipled upstart, Mr. Farage.
Further, I just want to say, that if I do hear, or discover, anyone from my party is giving aid, support or advice to Mr. Farage, or any of his team, they will be thrown out of my party and de-selected immediately from any position they hold.
I want to make it perfectly clear, that if anyone from my party goes against my demands and tries in any way, to get a Conservative like Farage, elected in Buckinghamshire, then they can kiss goodbye to being a member of my party.
Finally and I want to be perfectly clear about this, I have worked tirelessly to change my party, into a modern, progressive and I am not ashamed to say, red tory party.
Frankly those who still believe in such outdated notions as democratic accountability, sovereign nation states, reducing vital non government agencies, like the Carbon Trust for instance, who are doing extremely important work to help us reduce our carbon footprint and prevent catastophic climate change, belong in the dark ages.
My message is simple, time has moved on, my party has moved on, people like Farage and his band of little englanders, can whine all they like about their obsessions regarding freedom, whatever that is, or outdated democracy, my party point the way to the future, a future of corporate co-operation, unelected third sector agencies and working with our partners in the EU for the new and exciting post democratic age.
Now boys!!!! Please!!!!
I’m off to
Hayte….Hattey…..Hightea….. that place – y’know where Clit Clintn wentLooking forward to seeing you!
How dare you imply that the Squeaker’s slapper would pass a dose to London Muslim?
Stung like a bee innit
Silly Cow
Bercow makes m’Lord Martin look good
what a shower of shit…….
‘Bercow makes m’Lord Martin look good’
No, I can’t quite agree with that – probably only a head transplant could achieve such a miraculous transformation.
Er….Stationery?
for how long??
I noticed that but didn’t want to say ……..
Am I stationery or stationary?
If you’re not moving, your’re stationary – if you’re pen and paper than you’re stationery.
What if the pen and paper aren’t moving?
Thank you!
Crooked fucker eh…………..orderrr!
par for the course
…Soon we’ll be pipsqueaking..
Pigsquealing.
Pigspunking
Pygmytossing
Pigsickin’
Already a popular sport in Oz.
Pigsticking.
Tory pig-scum
Laboar swine.
Swine or lamb ?? I’m never sure.
Stationary Pig.
that joke is stillboarn
Pearls before swine.
Since Squeaker was a chosen plant of Mandelscum, it is no surprise that Squeaker should fiddle when it comes to money…
So there you have it. We have 600 fucking troughers overseen by a shady little pig. Doesn’t the motherfucker of all parliaments make you proud to be British?!
You are short, sharp and to the point…excellent…
It couldn’t get much worse…
Especially after the disgraced class warrior Gorbals Mick…
I must get the siok bag now…
Yes but I did not fuck his wife myself and, although I was tempted by his, I couldn’t get down that far.
I can get a chair …
I thought you were a fucking Chair!
A scheming dwarf in a position of power. No wonder there’s no respect any more.
Napoleon syndrome!
That is not an insult.
D’accordo
Indeed, both Sarko and the Squeaker are boffing some fine milfage.
but bercow is not going to be ruling europe one day. And I could say “who ze furk is zis farridge?”
Rememba! – we ‘av your Prn’ciss Polytwaddle!!
An’ we wil’ ‘av our way wiv ‘er unless you pay uppa!
Wadda mistakea to makea.
Berc the flipper is ideal-poacher turned gamekeeper etc,etc.It takes one to know one.
UKIP? That bunch of tossers?
Farrage picks a seat where the incumbent does not have a party affiliation or a party machine to use and is a declared and accepted political neutral.
And then he complains when the incumbent raises money to fight an election??
Toss pot and so are you and others for complaining.
I do not like Bercow … but he IS Speaker of the House of Commons.
But that is playing by their rules Trev.The rules imposed on us and ignored by them.
Why should we anymore?
Bercow is a shitbag,get the cu*t out.
Here! Here!
He IS disgracing the office of speaker of the House of Commons.
Vote UKIP and give the elitist tossers (of all the main Parliamentary parties) in Parliament a good kicking!
I agree Mr Ned.
There is a lot of anti UKIP sentiment on this thread.
I see Farage giving Brussels shit and Lord Monkton giving AGW shit.
Not a fucking peep from the Tories on either issue except acceptance.
I may be naive but in the absence of any evidence why I should support the Conservatives, UKIP have my vote thus far.
The actual real Tory party is now UKIP and the new fake tory sellouts are in fact the new euro social democrats, confusing eh?
Anyone who wants to vote for the real Tory party must ignore the pathetic fakes of honest Dave and vote for UKIP.
True enough. The social democrats infiltrated the labour party, took it over after a long spell in opposition and ripped out its soul. It’s soul was wrong on almost every issue, but it used to mean something.
The social democrats (a very Orwellian doublethink name) replaced labour’s heart with a hollow and treasonous “third way” philosophy of giving our sovereignty and our governance away to a foreign power without ANY democratic legitimacy. Of privatising social provision, (they privatised more of the NHS than Thatcher! they sell off publicly owned organisations cheap to their “Third sector cronies” and continue to pump tax-payers money into them). They have a philosophy of privatising profit and socialising loss in the economy
Now, these same “third way” social democrats have infiltrated and taken over the top of the conservative party in the same way and seek to rule the UK on the EU’s behalf. That is why Cameron is trying to use Blair’s election strategy from 1997 to win in 2010.
Choosing between labour and the tories is like trying to choose between live cancer and lung cancer.
I would rather vote for a cure.
…and see Gordon Brown re-elected? No thanks.
Vote Tory this time and see Labour implode, then by the next election there might be a proper choice of non-socialist parties to vote for, including UKIP.
Oh, FFS, leave the tin foil hat in the cupboard, or we are stuck with another 5 years of labour insanity – in which case my business, along with thousands more, will be toast.
We can have a little domestic, about how right wing we want to be, once labour are gone.
“Vote Tory this time and see Labour implode,”
you are joking, right?
If the tories win, labour and the BBC will delight in endlessly informing the public that the tories are now to blame for the enduring ‘recession without end’ (the one that WILL continue regardless of who actually wins) and they will be blamed for all the cuts. There will be little, if any, talk of how essential these cuts are, or how they started under labour, or how it is labour’s insanely and criminally negligent mishandling of the economy that has directly caused the cuts. Not a word of it. It will be non-stop, labour gave us growth, the tories KILLED the recovery dead like we said they would!!!
Meanwhile the EU will actively prevent the tories from implementing any of the necessary changes in business law that are needed to rebuild our economy and businesses will continue to collapse and go to the wall. Even with a tory victory, we WILL have a continuation of “new labour’s third way” implemented from Brussels by Von Rompuy’s unelected lot.
So the economic misery will continue, the EU will not bail us out and we will be prevented from making the necessary changes in our laws to restructure the economy according to our needs. the EU will continue to force us to take in any number of economic migrants and put them up in luxury at the tax-payer’s expense. So the misery will continue. The EU will force employers to give pregnant women FULL pay whilst on maternity leave of 20 weeks. So the economic misery will continue.
The tories will become even more reviled and hated and blamed and labour and the BBC will have a field day blaming the tories for the economic failure of Labour and the EU. The tories will be hates and labour will be back in power for a generation.
Would having a labour win in March/April or May be worse than the above? It would not make any real difference, except labour will not be able to shift the blame!
So I would rather see a minority Brown/Clegg Government (one that the tories, unionists and others could beat in a vote in the commons) limp on for another year and see labour finally be seen for causing the scale of the recession that we are still in. As I have stated, the policies of both main parties are basically the same though, hence the choice between labour and tory being the same as having a choice between having liver or lung cancer.
So you would rather vote for cancer, than for a cure. Fine, be suicidal!
There is NO SIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCE between labour and tory policies.
They both will be rubber stamping up to 80% of the laws they pass as they are imposed on us from the EU anyway.
The only difference in their manifestos should be the colour. The words should be, we will do what we are bloody well told to do by the EU!
They are both run by racist, sexist politically correct climate cultists who will surrender more and more of our power to the EU and keep overspending on quangos and waste whilst cutting front line, essential services. If Cameron wins, then we will never get the “third way” traitors out of the tory party as he will change the rules for a contest making it almost impossible to shift him from the head of the party.
Voting UKIP is the only way to ensure a hung Parliament and the eventual return to sanity in British politics.
Always reckoned anyone who needed more than 100 words to state his point was either thick or mad.
Labour blame the Tories for all their problems now.
How often do your hear them wailing on about how the Tories voted against this or that reform, conveniently forgetting they have a majority of 57.
Well done Mr Ned, you have got the Tories squealing like pigs.
The question is this: what is the point of voting Tory?
To get Brown out? Brown is a dead man politically speaking, so that old chestnust just won’t wash.
The Tory Trolls argument is rather like saying one should choose Dr Crippin over Dr Shipman as their doctor because Crippin killed less people. An absolutely crap argument.
Look here Tory trolls, you will either have to raise your game or you will have to fuck off back to ConservativeHome and chatter to THE other likeminded retards because we aint buying your snakeoil here thanks.
The choice is yours. Here on Order-Order we are not interested in your false self serving arguments. Only people with spines need apply it is quite clear that you cowards haven’t got a spine between you.
Now bugger off you pro-EU stooges.
“Always reckoned anyone who needed more than 100 words to state his point was either thick or mad.”
Always though that people who could not explain an argument in depth were too thick and shallow and only following a crowd, but had no idea why!
Whilst their is undoubtedly virtue in brevity, I can’t help feeling some concern over people who find anything more than a Sun leading article rather too challenging.
It was the appointment of Lord Monkton that sealed the deal for me. I was going to choose an independent candidate or spoil my ballot paper, but when they appointed a high profile climate realist to be their climate change spokesman, I was impressed.
Voting UKIP is not a protest vote for me. I believe in their message and their vision.
Vision….. something that the tories and labour do not have. They do what the EU tells them to do.
ditto
Vote UKIP get Brown. Next election is a no-brainer. Only the Tories can defeat Brown & Zanu.
Do you imagine Brown will last five minutes after the election?
FFS his own party hate his guts. He will be long gone win or lose, so your reasoning is pretty crap.
What is undeniable, is that there is nothing between the three main parties on anything. They are dancing on a pin head of “ideas” and offering no alternative, to the road we have been on for years.
Have you ever wondered why this useless, awful, most wretched government, is not dead and buried coming into this election? I put it to you, the reason why people are at best luke warm over Camerons tories, is because he offers no real, discernable alternative, to the shit that has been thrown at us from NuLabia or the EU for the last 13 years.
CALL THAT ELECTION! BRING IT ON!
Could you just give me until a week Friday because Kwikprint can’t deliver my leaflets til then? Better make it the following Monday just to make sure.
AND THEN CALL THAT ELECTION GET IN YOUR CAR DRIVE DOWN THE MALL AND CALL THAT ELECTION!
“Vote UKIP get Brown. Next election is a no-brainer. Only the Tories can defeat Brown & Zanu.”
And???
What difference would a tory administration make? What policy would be different?
Even on the bank-bailouts the tories were against, and then, in favour of the bail-outs. Labour? Tory? They ALL do the bidding of their political master’s in the EU.
I would just like to point out I am not Trev – my opinion of the speaker is that he is a pheurking flipper and therefore a tax evader.
Its not that he is rasing money, but using taxpayer-funded parliamentary offices and facilities to wine and dine prospective donors.
He is abusing a position of priviledge in order to further his own agenda.
Tricky one this since CMD did the same in 2007 and 2008.
Does your more than 100 word criteria also apply to your favorite newspaper columnists TTBL?
Merely pointing out a problem. I thought shooting the messenger was a Labour trait.
I thought whinging like a bitch was a Brown trait it is most unbecoming to hear you moaning on all the time. Change the record, eh?
Stop squealing like a pig thin blue line.
Dave’s a liar. He said we would have a referendum on the EU and then he bottled it, just like Gordon. David Cameron is a spineless coward and you sound like a coward too.
Show some loyalty to your country you bloody turncoat. If the Conservative party is stuffed full of spineless cowards like you it is no surprise we will get a hung parliament and it will probably turn out to be in the best interests of the country.
Afraid that’s more than 100 words so you are officially MAD. Incidentally, I showed my loyalty to country by beating the shit out of NF clowns like you in the 70s. Thick tubs of lard then – nothing has changed.
Yep, Labour votes put him there to piss the nazi nasty Tory Party off.
Now we have a Labour friendly Tory as Speaker forever & ever.
His missus is one of us too.
Win Win.
It is only a recent concention that the main parties dont oppose the speaker in elections. Why should UKIP be bound by such nonsense. We have a political establishment hellbent on destroying the very notion of the United Kingdom, yet in order to further their project rely on appealling to a quaint convention. Fuck em and be dammed.
We have two parties who for nearly a century have shared power and who think that between them they have the right to rule. It is little surprise that this has spawned a ruling elite whose consensus on so many issues has stiffled political debate for so many years upon immigration and who seem hell bent on transferring our sovereignity to the ultimate self serving political class in Brussels.It would come as no surprise that if Bercow were to lose he would be given a European post where he may flip to his hearts content and gorge himself at the trough
Who the hell do Liebour and the Conservatives think they are? Time for a change. Well done Farage
It`s a cartel and what is more, it is a cartel that is controlled by unelected and unremovable technocrats, most of whom are corrupt, incompetent or leftist ideologues.
The major parties are all stooges to the charade, that pretends they are “independent” governments and oppositions, while all of them offer nothing, except more of the same.
Buckingham constituents should be complaining. They’re left with an MP who isn’t really a proper MP.
Not for much longer.
You would be right if this was 1950s but the McLiebour scruds have amended the game and changed all the rules – Sqeaker is now a member of the provisionals
.
The complaint I believe is abuse of Palace resources for electoral benefit – no different from complaints about abuse of communications allowance or postage concessions for party purposes.
Fuck off you anti-semitic Hunts. Mos and Sad will pay you a visit.
Always the victim syndrone…
Allows you to get away with anything
Like your master the M’Scum…
At the moment….
Aussie passport? $500, no questions asked – see my friends at your local branch of Mos & Sad.
British passport? piece of piss. 2 for a tenner.
Please don’t take my name in vain…
We have provided services regularly for “them” you know…
In the British Army “Them” refers to the SAS.
Just thought you’d like to know so as to avoid confusion.
Puerile. Criticise him for his politics and ethics, not the religion that he was born into.
Labour whips told me it would be alright!
Or course they did
Rentboy Chief Whip Brown and his thugs are past masters at fiddling and thuggery of all sorts….
That’s how they have kept the lid on Titanic Brown’s madness…
………… shouldn’t that read ‘Brown’s titanic madness’
If you prefer…
Works both ways…!
Shouldn’t that read …fiddling and buggery…?
Ooooooooooh! Yes Please!!!!!!!!!
He may be speaker, but he’s still an MP, so he’s above the law. I confidently predict there will be no consequences of any breach of parliamentary rules or the Data Protection Act.
Pretty sure that by passing on names in such a way, you would breach the data protection act…just a thought!
On account his wife has shagged them all, Brekow can claim he did not breach the data protection act and all the recipients of his letters were in Sally’s little book.
The country is still even more fucked than Sally has been
It all makes me nauseous. I fart in your general direction!!. I have more to say but I am busy, I have to go and make love to another mans wife. My sister in law actualment!!
actuellement please…
You are John Prescott in disguise…
and I claim my £ 5 please…
I always wanted to meet you, Jack ….
I’m pretty sure as well. But even normal people can breach the DPA with very little risk of getting in trouble for it: it’s probably the only law that’s even less stringently enforced than the fox hunting ban.
The chance of an MP getting done for it is as close to zero as makes no difference.
Surely it should be -” the Speaker’s stationery”. Education, education, education Guido!
Hi! – I’ve just popped into say that I am very, Very, VERY RICH!
And you can stuff edyercashun up yer chunder!
I’m on to bigger ‘n better than that now!
And for a scouser slag I’m doin OK too – Off to Dubai now for a colonic irrigation, that’s a posh word for havin a shit.
Oh Imelda
You are back again ?
“In the middle of the Iraq War, George Bush phoned No 10 to order Blair not to listen to reason and keep the UK troops in. “You can’t stop yet. There’s still tens of thousands of civilians to kill!,” he said. Blair roared with laughter.”
He’s a slimy, oleaginous, treacherous, double dealing, Quisling of a Hoon, and the sooner the environs of central London are without him the better.
Get off the fence and make your mind up !!
It is not Conservative Central Office, or the local Conservative Party which will decide the election result in Bercow’s constituency, it is the electorate.
Bercow needs removing from Parliament on the grounds of his abuse of the expenses system.
I hope it happens.
more than half the MPs there need removing on the grounds of abusing expenses
More than half the MPs there need to go full stop, that’ll save £18,000,000 a year before expenses, then we could all have a tax cut.
The British are desperate for a win.
Argentina away!….ooo no danger of going to penalties there!
I smell another poll boosting punch up.
but have the RN any vessels in operational readiness to relieve HMS york?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/7313829/Navy-intercepts-Argentinian-warship-near-British-waters.html
That Hunt Brown has turned the RN into a coastal defence squadron.
And, more worryingly,
Obama will not support the UK this time…
and US assistance was critical for the last victory…
I do not US assistance amounted to much more than ensuring that no-one else got involved.
Chile on the other hand….. did.
The US communications and logistics infrastructure was important…
Also the US provided massive amounts of aircraft fuel for Ascension Island allowing it to be used for both logistics and offensive air operations
Also remember france still continued to arm the Argies with air launched exocet missiles after the war was underway and with them the Argies sunk two ships. Hopefully the french wont be on their side this time!
It’s all under control – We’ve got Dave Millitwat to take care of it… give me strength
Seem to recall that Reagan gave us satellite images, the then latest sidewinder missiles that targeted the enemy head on as well as ‘materiel that could only be conceivably of use in an invasion’. (Can’t say which paper the quote came from but remember it anyway.)
Obama on the other hand probably won’t.
Las Malvinas son Argentinas
It might be necessary to withdraw all our troops from Afghanistan if they are needed elsewhere.
The Falklands would have priority.
The UN and the USA can think about that.
It does say that a submarine has been despatched. The Argies should have cause to remember the last time they met one of those.
Brown is so mad and incompetent he is capable of making war on Argentina….
And losing FFS
Come on ye Argies.
I’ve got a small rowing boat and a pitchfork, if that will help.
Agreed, south Atlantic’s next, but only after the defeat of Iran.
Don’t book a holiday using a ferry, by the way. They’ll all be requisitioned for the re-invasion of the Falklands.
Argentina? Calamity Brown could lose a war against Liechtenstein.
The sooner that the oily little poison dwarf Bercow gets booted out of office the sooner parliament can get a real honourable and trusted speaker in place like Frank Field!
Heres hoping for a crushing Farage victory over the poison dwarf eh?
I doubt Farage would have given up leadership of UKIP unless he was pretty sure he’d win.
The last thing we need are left leaning Tories, so I for one hope he trounces the silly little squeaker.
Are you a conservative?
Yes.
Then kindly behave like one!
Hmmm, I would rather not thanks. Got to get the “massive” green vote on board. Toodlepip.
The filth in Nu Liebore only voted for the rat-bastard because he promised to block all investigations into their thieving.
I hope the creepy little corrupting jew gets the boot.
You have a real problem Mr Sniffin. Since the BNP are against Jews, immigrants, ethnic groups generally, gays, women (your token women don’t count – have you seen them?), other religions than CofE etc – you are left with only 2 potential candidates in the country; and since I am even that is an exaggeration.
What the hell has Bercow being Jewish got to do with anything?
You idiot.
It should be “Stationery”. I don’t know…the English educational system eh…!
Ooops sorry… see you have already been corrected.
which station is he in?
Good Bloke that Farage. He’s right Belgium ain’t a country, it isa social experiment and its citizens have no idea of what it is to have a country and a nationality.
He’s also right about that unelected overpaid european president. Farage is only saying what everyone is thinkiing but do not have the Balls to say it.
I think the film “In Brugges” sums up Belgium very well
What its full of dwarfs and idiotic irish child murderers? Must visit sometime….. not.
O/T
Guido
Excellent article by Nick Cohen
He hat tips you as well as he should
And he also confirms what you have been saying about MSM for years…
Good stuff….
Courage as the Froggies say…!
Courage is Brown’s watch-word.Is Gordon a frog?
I ignore everything that Titanic Brown says…
Complete fruitcake as you know…
No, he’s a mollusc – spineless.
He’s a total turd – shit
Remember me boys?
I was the darhhling of that demented fucker.
Mind you I was innocent then. I thought he was honest too.
What a tosser! Used to knock me about something awful too!
And he never done it natural – I only do it the way nature intended!
So he slung me out! Bastard! And you should see ‘im when he’s roused!
Cor – wot a sight!!!! Mindyou, ‘ee can’t do nuffin worthwhile.
Still, I’ve got a nice little trade now in giving relief to bonkers bankers.
That HaMoan bitch called round last week.
Miserable cow!
Woolly Woolas still lying on the Politics Show about Labour’s secret policy of opening the doors to immigrants “to change society for ever”.
How could normal people ever trust these lying load of B******s when they can not even admit to one thing?
33% of the electorate! They must be zombies!
Oi! – leave us alone! We’re busy wiv benfut clams inI
Its even stranger than that. I’ve frequently come across swearing cussing hang all immigrants high types. When I enquire as to their voting intentions they tell me they are rock solid Labour, as they support the working man. What a situation in that the Labour core vote is so diametically oppossed to its most cherished polcies. Thank God the B*P dont have anyone with any charisma and commonsense. They would make so much of this!!
That’s why a large part of the Liebour vote is called CHAVs
Council house and violent…
Like the Mad Gordon…
Like me and Cheryl Cole you mean ?
“Labour is the party of the working man” is a meme that needs to be destroyed by exposing it as the complete fallacy it is.
If only we had a more balanced media.
The Labour party’s opposition to the hereditary principle is in their DNA
If there’s one thing that should be passed on down through the generations, surely it should be opposition to the hereditary principle!
Quite right, I am deeply opposed to hereditary entitlement. I and my family, are ardent supporters of nepotism, which of course is an entirely different position.
By the way, have you heard about my son Hilary? He is doing exciting things in government these days. Have you got your slop bucket yet?
Some of my best friends practise nepotism although I believe its against the law in most countries!
Old Holborn had this story on Tuesday
‘Ere Guido, any news concerning Gordon’s £50,000 slush fund reported to the same ineffective body?
No, that story has been pushed to one side, along with a desk, a secretary, a few chairs and a tin of white wash…
Bercow’s punishment should be that anyone can have sex with Sally Alley. I’d certainly take her up the alley.
Is it ‘cos I is a slag?
What time will you be free?
I ain’t free, but I is real cheap….
You’ll do!
I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago (@12)
@13 Sorry, even I get the wrong hole sometimes.
If Bercow gets ousted will he automatically become a Lord in that other place that is full of troughers like the ex Speaker Martin – Lord of all he troughs.
That’s assuming he er,how shall we put this…..is lucky all of the time?
Breaking News! Gordon Brown is still a useless bullying c/unt.
Agreed, but I wish your Breaking News read, ‘Brown visits the Queen and calls the election’!
Or Brown found slumped over his desk with a glass of whisky and a revolver.
Or even without the whsky
Or the desk
Queen visits Brown with Brigade of Guards, Tank Regiment, and a construction crew + B I G mobile crane
Winch the fat f*ucker up and strangle Brown slowly
Is he not moving then?
Who wants to fuck me for a vote?
I’ll be doing coach parties in the bogs next to the Speaker’s office in the HoC. Come and give me one after you’ve had a tour and some free booze and nosh. One man one poke.
You can’t afford me love.
Some people!
That’s my job!
I like nice tight ones.
Any discount for a bit of play in the old cylinder then?
Half price Wednesdays, if that’s any good?
Don’t speak ill of the living dead
This is appalling! Being criticised by Fondling Farrago and his Farmyard Friends will only give Bercow credibility he does not deserve.
What?
Farage says what we all think to the EU unelected El presidente and that will be to Bercows advantage?
You managed to convince me you are ‘Thick or mad’ in less than 100 words.
Well done.
I don’t think one speech offsets the convictions and troughing of UKIP MEPs which is a matter of record for all to see.
And you are a Tory stooge which is clear for all to see.
Fuck off to ConservativeHome you idiot, we aren’t interested in your witterings.
Pity Tory fanatics can’t put their country first for once.
Silly me, what am I saying. Like their mirror image, the moronic Labour diehard supporters, it’ll always be party loyalty first, second and third.
Tory, Labour – Two cheeks of the same arse shitting on the British people for 60 years.
Thin Blue Line. Whose side are you on. Yes UKIP claimed 2mil in expenses in order to fund their operation to remove us from that pile of shit known as the EU. THEY WOULD BE MAD NOT TO DO SO AND YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY MAD TO THINK ILL OF IT!!
HARRIS POLL
CON 39%
LAB 30%
LD 22%
NOBODY LIKES A BULLY
We love him.
Its the right thing to do.
Nobody likes a slow typist.
Everyone’s a fuckin’ Prime Minister nowadays.
Hi Beard. are we related
Where are the evil smearers today?
McBride still cleaning out the school ?
Whelan still smearing from Unite and in the loop ?
Balls fucking up in his Department again ?
And what does Watson do nowadays ??!
They really have produced the goods this time…a more sordid collection of people never seen in Downing Street in its whole history…
The whole world is making fun of Mad Gordon now from Italy to the US and France !!
From Statesman to Comedian in one fell swoop.
Not only one fell swoop, he’s been working on that sinking feeling for years. Careful how you treat people on the way up, you may meet them on the way back down, and then realize it is YOU, and you never quite made it as high as you thought.
(Personal experience, us dick tators play musical chairs a lot)
“Where are the evil smearers today?”
Liebour hasn’t got a dog in this fight, so they’re probably pissing themselves at the sight of loyal Cameronians having hissy fits over Farrago’s impertinence in challenging the ineffectual Bonzai Bercow.
On the other hand, Sally’s a Liebour dog…
John Prescot has gone back down his hole then ?
I only popped in ter getta sandwich.
But it wernt enuff.
Anyone got a pie . . ? . . . pasty . . ? . . sandwich . . . ?
anyfing?
Phwoorrr! . . look at that bird wiv the big tits . . .!
oim a tit man meself.
Not for long I bet.
Nothing better than a fat bullying cu*t like him to steamroller any opposition.
“BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, let me finish,BLAH BLAH BLAH”
It’s when this lot go quiet that I distrust ‘em the most.
Any takers for a new offensive being brewed up to be launched over Pravda this weekend ?
You mean . . . they may be trying to put two thoughts together?
Or even find one thought between them?
Can’t we start going to town on today’s news that Brown screamed at Bair “You ruined my life!!!”
As I recall, this was Kevin The Teenager’s catchphrase. Comedy and Poliical gold.
Slightly O/T but the Nu Wawk Times has the following quote which I haven’t seen elsewhere (& not on this blog)
“Stories of Mr. Brown’s poor interpersonal skills have wafted around Westminster for years. But Mr. Rawnsley’s book, “The End of the Party,” which was excerpted in The Observer of London on Sunday, lays it on particularly thick. It portrays Mr. Brown as paranoid, bullying, chaotic and exhausted. It says he is prone to making profanity-laced tirades, shoving his employees, stabbing the upholstery of his limousine with a pen, smashing office equipment and using unsecured objects as projectiles.
“Over the years I’ve had all sorts of things thrown at me — newspapers, pens, Coke cans,” one aide is quoted as saying. An applicant for a Downing Street job says in the book that he hastily withdrew his application when asked in his interview whether he was prepared to enter a workplace full of “ ‘extreme physical abuse’ and violence done to objects.” ”
Seems like the violence and destruction portrayed in “In The Loop” was closer to the truth than I realised…
The Ladbrokes Election Forecast
Conservatives 333
Labour 219
Liberal Democrats 62
Others 36
Tory Majority of 16
Does that mean we tell that big fecking bully to feck off then?
You clearly haven’t seen the NuLab counting methodology:
333 Tories=3+3+3=9
219 Labrous=2+1+9=12
Gordon returned to power.
Deport the Iraqi scum that spat on the medals of our veterans.
Deport the scum immediately.
Too quick.
Too soon.
A little light punishment wouldn’t be amiss.
No benefits.
No council house.
And lock them up with Bruvva Braaarn for a few days.
No – wait a mo.
Shoot the fuckers.
It’s all very well saying that, but we have made this situation possible because of our greed for power.
I don’t blame the Iraqi’s for coming here and I have no problem with anyone who is genuinely persecuted in their own country.
It’s the economic migrants I have a problem with.
If we hadn’t illegally invaded Iraq and killed 700,000 Iraqis and displaced 4 million then they wouldn’t seek asylum here and we wouldn’t have cretins like you posting garbage like that.
You’re a moron.
Current polls,
B.A.W.S
Blatant Assumption and Wild Speculation.
S W A T
Scientific Wild-Assed Guess
C U N T
Completely Useless Numerical Tittilation
The Bercow defeat by Farage at the election will be just one of the delicious events that we can watch during the Thursday/Friday delights of the coming election.
But more than anything,I look forward to the moment Gordon Brown is driven out of Downing St,both literally and figuratively on the Friday afternoon,for the final time.
I will stand and salute the British people for doing their duty in ridding us of this impostor,this freak.
And the clock ticks away to that moment. Not even Brown can bully old father time to change it’s course.
Even better would be to see Brown go down the pan. It would even be worth a small Lab majority to see that one. One can dream ….
O/T, I know, but important.
One of the things the Tory party needs to do is to explain the Country’s financial situation in words and phrases that everyone can understand immediately and cannot be spun or deliberately misinterpreted.
Even on this Blog there is confusion between total debt and annual deficit, I am sure that a lot of it is still above the average voter’s head.
Labour will for example insist that there is no cause for alarm as our total debt in relation to GDP is a lot lower than a lot of other countries. (But it’s growing faster than everybody else’s).
Labour have spent more than our income for years and are using the Country’s credit card to pay the household bills.
The true aspiration of New Labour’s ideal citizen can be summed up in a simple phrase –
“Buying shit you don’t need with money you don’t have”.
Unfortunately, while on an individual scale that delusion can be mitigated by bakruptcy, when applied on a national level by an incompetent, inadequate, indecisive sociopath it leads us to the sorry state we now inhabit.
I was a teenager when Thatcher came into power, so naturally assumed that she was wrong when she insisted on balancing the books.
Now I see that she was right all along.
All the Conservative governments I can remember have inherited huge debts from a previous Labour government.
Their stupid supporters can only remember the cuts which the Conservatives had to make to bring us back into the black. They don’t remember that it was their party which got us into this situation in the first place.
Idiots.
NO!!! This is not O/T – this is THE topic!
The Tories are hopeless at explaining the country’s plight to the NuLab-ejerkated populace. Even the formal debt figures are frightening enough, but they need also to factor-in the fraudulent off-balance-sheet lies of PFI to approach the full truth.
The B&P probably can’t even understand the problem; UKIP have other fish to fry; LibDems, forget it; so we depend entirely on the Tories to do a proper job of opposition – and they fail us.
Only Redwood seems to say what needs to be saying, but in Dave’s homogenised party he’s judged to frighten the babies, and so is denied a platform.
David Davis, how did your purblind party overlook you?
I despair.
“…House of Commons stationary…”
Fawkes! Is this insolence, boy?
Write out 300 times: ‘To write on stationery I must be stationary’.
Any more examples of this and I shall have seriously to consider a word with the headmaster.
A slip of the memory. You wrote of the Speaker’s stationary (sic). No smirking, there!
My English master way back when told us thick heads that the simplest way to remember the difference twixt stationary and stationery is that both ‘paper’ and ‘stationery’ have an ‘e’ in. That’s all you need to remember to get it right every time.
Stopped has an ‘e’ in it as well and it is a synonym for ….
This is a non story – Bercow can invite people to raise money for him and there is no proof he entertained anyone in Parliament for that purpose. This is pure UKIP nonsense – and BTW Farage has claimed over £1m in expenses. As a member of Buckingham Conservatives I will be supporting John Bercow who has been a good MP.
John Bercow: one. Nigel Farage: ……
What a good boy, now what was it I promised in return, a b.j., or full sex?
He was on the point of crossing the floor and was only elected speaker by the LABOUR party to spite the Conservatives. You must be a total idiot to want to keep him in his role. He is a jumped up little bastard with a very poor expenses record and he is still at it. Why the fuck should the tax payer buy him a DVD player for the speakers apartments.
Who says he was about to cross the floor?? This is a silly story from Mad Nad Dorries.
He doesnt claim the ACA by the way – I guess facts confuse your arguments.
Whats wrong with small people?
He might not claim the ACA (he has after all, the best address in London rent free I assume) but in the past he was so far into the trough even down 400 quid for food. Just like all the others.
Why else would he be cosying up to Labour if he wasn’t ready to join them and his missus is one of them as well. Why would they, almost exclusively, elect him to the Speaker’s chair. He had virtually no support from anyone else. How much have his views changed from when he was younger.
He is an opportunist (bit like Blair) who will say and do anything to get power and keep it. He even stated he would not be against the idea of a new constituency being created for MP’s themselves and of course he was to be the very MP. That’s when he heard that Farage was standing against him in the forthcoming election. He will do anything to stay in his nice cosy chair and free apartment.
I hope the good people of Buckingham will turf him out. They may have to have a UKIP MP in the short term but he can always be replaced by a true blue next time round.
OK so you concede he doesnt claim ACA
Its OK to change your views with experience….David Cameron has, come to think of it so did Winston Churchill, and his party.
I think you have misinterpreted the interview Bercow gave to Iain Dale…what he actually said was some people think the Speaker should have his own seat but it was too late for that now.
I dont understand why you think his wifes views are relevant…she is entitled to her own views isnt she?After all we gave women the vote some years ago – perhaps you missed it. As I recall Sally Bercow started off as a Tory but drifted off to Labour when Blair came along – along with millions of other Tory voters. Hardly a case of reds under the bed.
Tory support – I remember Charles Walker a Tory MP dragging him to the Chair, Douglas Carswell MP saying he voted for him, ditto Julian Lewis MP and David Lidington and the other Tory MPs for Buckinghamshire being present at the launch of the Campaign to relect John Bercow today in the constituency.
So no we wont have Mr Rent a Quote Junketing MEP in Buckingham – we are going to re-elect the guy who has been a good constituency MP for us over the last 12 years John Bercow.
Just reported on Sky. The Stasi have let the attack dogs loose on the National Bullying Helpline. Following over 150 complaints against the NBH, the Charities Commission are to hold an investigation. Watch your back Mrs Pratt.
So Bercow clear still does not fully understand how the public perceive sleaze and troughing. What an idiot.
For N.Farage is it a great job sitting in the EU parliament with a wage of +/- 4000,00 € and just giving people bad names…is he representing his voters ? Is he representing the average englishman ? He’s enjoying his job , just giving comment on everything without giving bright ideas ! No,an average belgian citizen is brighter and more polite than N.Farage…