+ + +BBC Source: News Team on “Red Alert” For Election Call + + +
UPDATE: Guido understands that the BBC political teams have been told not to go away over the weekend.
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Although £100m overspend means they can’t cover it.
Or am I living in the real world?
Bad figures tomorrow on q42009?
GDP data could be revised down, meaning we’re still in recession.
Labour will want to duck away from a budget, it’s Brown’s last chance to avoid getting stiffed by Al Darling.
It’s got to be – Darling and Brown have obviously fallen out over the amount of honesty allowed in the Budget.
If I were Broon I would call it ASAP – to borrow from the 1997 theme ‘things are not going to get better’
25th March please – 4 weeks today!!
March 25th earns me £780 at the bookies
OH, March GE at 16/1 today according to PB posters – might be worth another punt?
Tesco champagne £14.05 per bottle
http://www.tesco.com/wine/product/details/default.aspx?N=8133&id=257073588
Inform public about hung Parliament, ex-official says
New orders from the BBC, out this evening
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8533855.stm
The last thing they want is a budget before an election when they know that we know that they can’t spend a feckin’penny ‘cos we’re broke.
Just call the election Broon. Let us have a final chance to judge you.
I’ve heard various BB C journalists say a few times ‘the last few weeks before an election’or similar over the last couple of days. It makes sense for them to hold the election in March. A May election will be just after the first quarter retail sales are announced which with the V a t going up will look dismal. The continued p*ss poor public finances and Nu lab lurching from one crisis to another wont help either. Nu lab is a sick animal and now would be a good time to put it down.
Oh Joy
Number 10 has just announced Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Trans History Month
http://www.number10.gov.uk/Page22595
When do the remaining 92% of us get a “Normal, lights on if you’re lucky and up the arse if it’s your birthday” Month?
Oh. My GOD
Didn’t Andy Capp used to batter his wife as well?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/downingstreet/4387768520/
Old holburn – Who’s that old fish wife in the middle?
OH 7:11pm – Surely, this is exactly where the Queen comes in: it would not be without precedent for The Monarch to invite someone other than the Leader of one or other Party to lead Her Government. ‘Lord M’[Melbourne, for Heavens' sake!] and Disraeli were both conscious of the need to be in Royalty’s ‘good books’: why should not future aspirants for this high office have the approbation of that even higher office?
Old Holborn says: “Inform public about hung Parliament, ex-official says
New orders from the BBC, out this evening
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8533855.stm“
If Labour doesn’t ‘win’and Brown remains PM I sincerely hope the Great British public kicks up a stink in an Icelandic stylee. Sadly I think they’ll be easily distracted by the telly whatever happens.
STOP PRESS
UKGOV SUN POLL
Tories lead by 5%
Better not be March 25th – I’m on holiday – I don’t want to miss my chance to kick Brown.
STOP PRESS
LADBROOKES SUSPEND BETS ON MARCH ELECTION
Don’t panic!
It might not be the election at all.
Could be Mrs Rochester will press the big red button and launch the Civil Contingencies Act.
She’s quite mad, you know. Someone set fire to the place.
Reader, I voted him out.
Here’s a little bit of evidence that the election’s about to be called – and Guido’s source is right.
Distractions from Bully Boy Part 2 by AR due in Sunday’s Observer.
Yup, they were supposed to announce the date last weekend, but bottled it.
Think they are trying to avoid the double dip.
Figures out later today may yet show that we have not even got out of the first dip yet!
At least the BBC filth cant blow that overspend on their smug, sneering Celt/Queer/Joo/Whore/Retarded presenters
Oh yes they can. Have you seen the BBC budget for Cocaine and rent boys?
I don’t accept freebies ….
Oh! No! Not much. I have had to stand to eat my meals for the last fortnight.
Lenny Henry will be disappointed. again
ees dat coloured bloke innee
Fail troll is fail
One thing Lenny is not is black
yes he is, he was in the black and white minstrels.
You are a prize bellend Holborn. You need to get a better hobby than riding daddy gaydo’s coat-tails to blogger mini stardom. That’s a good lad.
Lenny Henry was in the Tiller Girls too, but changed to stand-up after a disastrous groin strain in a high-kicking routine. You can still see the pain in his face.
I do not normally watch BBC News, but over the last couple of days I have flicked through, is it me or are they using older presenters, saw Julia Sumervile and some old bloke with a beard.
Looked like he was from Anglia news had bit of an accent or one of the bosses,
maybe they are trying to find more Tory friendly presenters other than the normal Gay. lesbian left rabble
I believe the old chap you refer to is Geoff Clark ex BBC South East presenter. A bit folksy for BBC but better than the usual Isle of Lesbos wimmin and ethnics they seem to prefer.
You mean there’s still a white man presenting local news programmes?
Wondered what had happened to him
BBC been banging on all day about how wonderful health service is in communist Cuba. I suppose that there will be there comparison during the GE
Did the Socialist Government of Cuba murder 1200 patients in one of their hospitals then?
It will not stop there,
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/feb/07/cuba-city-farms-economy-woes
Cuba is like the U.K. The Health service is a killer, and the press ignores it.
http://therealcuba.com/Page10.htm
http://english.eluniversal.com/2010/02/22/en_pol_esp_seven-cuban-doctors_22A3470091.shtml
Seven Cuban doctors sue Cuba and Venezuela over “modern slavery”
See Cuba’s REAL Healthcare
http://tinyurl.com/NationalDeathService
1200 Cubans killed in one hospital? Stafford hospital only killed 400 but there again Stafford is only a County and not a Country!
Bullshit!
BBC Look East tonight covering Clegg’s visit to Cambridge (LimpDum maj 4000) said “but there’l be stiff competition this time with David Howarth stepping down — with well-liked and local Labour and Green candidates…”
Didn’t even mention the Conservatives at all — although it was the Greens in a bad 4rth place last time with just over a 1,000 votes! Baked beans on toast thrown at the screen again…
Calm down – calm down!
Our Beloved Leader, Shining Light, and LodeStar, ordered all preparations months ago.
We have VT, scripts, interviews wiv tame trolls, news items, – everything – ready and waiting for when He, to whom our lives are dedicated blows His Trumpet to signal the Campaign of Shock and Awe.
All Hell will break loose as we proclaim the Saviour of the World, our jobs, way of life, and Pensions, to the Sheeple!
Now get on with your work, – if you have any.
Oh – and don’t forget to pay your telly tax – we need it!
Yep, starve the kids, put your missus on the game but don’t, just don’t omit to pay your telly tax.
All hail, Mighty Broon! We the Sheeple bow before you!
The
bollockstelly tax is in the post. I am paying twice, just to cover Jane Garvey’s champers, and of course the carrier bag to go over her head.BBC r2 celebrating 25 years of the miners strike next Tuesday, adds up.
Though this was blocked from the R2 play list as it was to politicle
http://www.showofhands.co.uk/
apparently is so they can all meet charlie whelan in the pillars of hercules to get their stories straight for the election…….
A recession is when your neighbour loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Gordon Brown loses his.
superb
cure for depression…Alisteer Campbell getting indicted for war crimes
Strung up on a lamp post, more like.
Brilliant.
Ronald Reagan’s line against Jimmy Carter in 1980 TV debates word for word, but I swapped Jimmy Carter for Ronald Reagan. Cameron should be studying Reagan’s 1980 campaign, so much he could learn from “The Gipper”.
I am unable to make any comment !!!
…So… what’s… new?
Apologies: words like impartial and unbiassed were in my mind.
Cameron, get on!!!! Show this bunch of crooks and liars up for what they are. Tell the public you want decency and honesty – that is how Tony did it!
Dear Leadxxx No.. The Great Dear leader, Pa Gollums Cyclops McBalloon-Broone will make a ‘State of the Nation Address’next week that, like Mrs Doyle from ‘Father Jacks’, he (Mr McBallooon) is going to go….”On, and On, and On..!”
“Hereby, we the Undersigned. Gordon Broone, being of sound mind, do declare a ‘State of Emergency’…. I, We, of the Labour paryt, are the only competent people to take the UK through the recession. We do declare a National Emergency, using the ‘Civil Contigencies Act’we declare Marshall Law….. So there!!!
…then thats when Mc Balloon realised the Men in White Coats with an Gurney were standing outside Number Ten waiting to take him aaawwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!1
False alarm
There is an opportunity to bottle both the budget and Iraq enquiry though…….
I never thought of that ………..
Come on in Mr Brown – Your time is up !
if it is a short campaign, no time for TV debates, sorry
…or expensive campaigns!
Still reckon Brown will bottle it, I don’t care what calculations are at hand regarding GDP figures or whatever, he’ll just in the end plump for hanging on til the bitter end.
I am drumming up my courage before deciding whether I am more scared of facing the electorate or more scared of facing the Iraq inquiry or more scared of having to front a Budget. I am being extremely passionate, strong and brave about these scary things. May I have extra milk before bedtime please, nurse?
How about facing the Argies?
Another reason for Gordoom to call an election with an upcoming Argie problem. He can leave it to Dave to sort out.
(Nod to Floyd)
So ya
Thought ya
Might like to go to the show.
To feel the warm thrill of confusion
That socialist glow.
I’ve got some bad news for you sunshine,
Brown isn’t well, he stayed back at the hotel
And they sent Lucifer Mandelius and The Blair Babes along as a surrogate band
We’re gonna find out where you electorate really stand.
Are there any Libertarians in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There’s one in the spotlight, he don’t look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks English!
And that one’s Geoff Hoon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There’s Dave smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If Harriet had her way,
She’d have all of you shot!
Mother do you think should I drop the bomb?
Mother do you think they’ll like this song?
Mother do you think they’ll try to break Ed Balls?
Mother should I build the wall?
Mother should I run and hide under the president?
Mother should I trust my mates in the government?
Mother will they put me in the firing line?
Mother am I really so trying?
Hush now baby, baby, don’t you cry.
Mother’s gonna make all the people’s nightmares come true.
Mother’s gonna put all her fears into you.
Mother’s gonna keep you right here under her wing.
She wont let you drive, but she might let you listen to Sting.
Mama will keep baby cozy and warm.
Ooooh baby ooooh baby oooooh baby,
Of course mama’ll help to build the wall.
Mother do you think Tony’s good enough — to me?
Mother do you think Tony’s dangerous — to me?
Mother will he tear your little boy apart?
Mother will he break my heart?
Hush now baby, baby don’t you cry.
Mama’s gonna check out all your affiliations for you.
Mama wont let anyone sane get through.
Mama’s gonna wait up until you get in.
Mama will always find out where you’ve been.
Mama’s gonna keep baby healthy and clean.
Ooooh baby oooh baby oooh baby,
You’ll always be baby to me.
Mother, did the deficit need to be so high?
Mandy will leave it to the last minute as he likes playing at being important
maybe Mandy is looking at whether he can replace Baroness Ashton as she is coming under fire..
How mysterious. Can’t think how she’s coming under attack.
I wish…
If Brown calls an election before May, i’ll eat my socks.
Vote Tory.
if gordon brown calls an election I will eat my wife’s cooking
better than his sock for sure
I’ll eat my wife!
Mmm – sounds interesting.
I’ll eat your wife too.
I`ll eat my own shit he won`t call it because “Its the right thing to do” and not making a decision is in Liebours DNA
greedy bastard!
I wish he would…I spend my life on my knees and what do I get in return????
Don’t answer that. This is a family blog.
A facial
Creampie
Golden Shower
Cleveland Steamer.
Whats a Cleveland Steamer?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleveland%20steamer
Thanks concrete now I won’t sleep tonight!
I’ll eat your wife too & I’m a Gayer!
Bollox, I’ll be on a diet
Double Bollox I’ve just had my wife for tea.
AH (C)
When do you think we’ll see any effect?
she has a 5 year plan
My wifes cooking has killed more people than a middle ranking tin pot dictator. Dont tell her I just said that!
she work in staffordshire hospital kitchens by any chance….?
Shall I, shalln’t I. Maybe, Maybe not. It’s fun being decisive and it shows what courage I’ve got.
After all it takes guts to attack the weakest woman in the office. (Crick say’s so)
The April economic figures are going to show us back in recession again. Labour would not be able to pass the buck onto “external factors” this time. There is a logical rationale for going to the polls before that happens.
But on the other hand, it is incredibly cynical. A hallmark of Brown’s scorched earth poltics…
Sorry but the BBC will simply spin the lies and the pleboid British public will fall for it.
The BBC’s line will be”you’ve never had it so good with Labour”
The Beeboids will by now have been fully briefed by No. 10 and will know what’s required of them. Life or death stuff for the socialism’s nirvana and its greatest advocate.
Does anyone think an optimistic AlJaBeebya “employee” will be stocking up on champagne like in 1997?
Hopefully Garvey is packing her fucking bags, but i doubt it.
You can be sure of one thing: they will be awarding each other massive bonuses to boost their final salary schemes in readiness for the dismemberment, the fraudsters.
Lenny “fucking” Henry has certainly been making hay whilst the Socialist Sun has been shining. He isn’t off Radio 4 at the moment.
The BBC House Afro Caribbean of Colour
And he was never ever funny!
I did so like his hilarious catchphrase that he’d say when playing the piano very badly, ‘Nice to see you, to see you nice’. Still makes me smile
You will find he is from Dudley, which is nowhere near the Caribbean
I think you will find he was born in Honkyville, close to dudley but closer to Bourneville
Hopefully not – the less they buy the cheaper it will be for me to fill up my fridge!
Tattinger or VCP for my Fridge.
More of a Veuve man myself – with maybe a Krug for the moment the result is certain!
C’est Mercier Riche, pour moi (quelle discretion!)
…j’abhors le ‘Brut’!
Stella.
Which fool spelt Taittinger wrongly?
Wasn’t going to say anything AC1, but now you mention it…
Canard Du Chene pour moi. Silver Plate.
I’ve got two bottles of Belle Epoque ready, one for late supper and one for breakfast with the kids. One of my favourite childhood memories is going to school pissed the day Maggie won, and I wouldn’t deny my kids the same experience. If social services come round I’ll tell them they’re oppressing my culture or somat.
It’ll be a replay of the o’Drama thingy
Haut-Brion now, quickly
I shall be keeping my champagne on ice until the second election. The tories will win the most votes and have a significantly larger share of the vote, BUT if labour can hang on in power, they will be so utterly and completely FUCKED that they will collapse entirely within 12 months. It would be good if the tories could get a real conservative in as leader too.
Like Mr Farrage you mean?
Billy Hague.
Good evening Tuscan Tony. William Hague, didn’t he used to want his country back. Can’t see that happening unless we vote for the real conservatives i.e. UKIP
He pulls down £ 700k+ per year outside parliament if he so wants: to my mind this makes him a demonstrably capable individual and (more importantly) one with minimal agenda.
Yes Hague is very capable and sound on many issues however he has gone very wobbly over Europe in recent years. Before we can return to Conservatism of old its necessary to purge the system with a dose of UKIP.
Hague was well behind speed with the MMGW agenda which he seemed to be defending blindly a fortnight ago.
God willing!!
Another 12 months of ZaNuLabia is all we need to finish the vermin off for good
Or, alternatively, vote for whoever is most likely to displace Labour.
My profoundest apologies: as all you Prep-school chaps will know, should have been ‘whomever’[for=preposition, followed by Accusative Case; thus 'whom' not 'who']
Whatever.
I would have thought it was the ‘dative’case, in which case it would still be ‘whomever’.
Funny, but the blokes at the bus stop didn’t seem interested in this
TT…
have i told you about the time that my mate Huigh jardon may have smeared advocate (you know..that eggy stuff) all over the fullsome breasted katie d?
No, but I’m sure you will.
If you were producing thick yellow emissions when stimulated by Ms Garraway I strongly advise you to seek medical assistance ASAP. Or if that isn’t available, a very large omelette pan.
go to your room
Having failed to envisage a Barrister smearing, I realised – for “advocate”, read ‘ADVOCAAT’.
Is an Advocaat, a Dutch Advocate ?
Yes
Dish ish you final Warninks!
please for the love of gordon browns insanity let it be true
He would fucking do it during the Tories’conference wouldn’t he!
In the same way as the Sun trumped Brown during his conference, yes.
That’s politics, nothing new about it.
Election ASAP please!
What effect would this have on the chilli chilcot whitewash.
Vindaloo
It means the one-eyed sloppy-arsed JockMong would not testify as it would be GE purdah!
Well duh, it would mean the Brown wouldn’t have to turn up to it before the election.
Not that that would be a motivating factor in any way, of course.
This time there’s a gun to his head….
The budget, recession not ending, revenues down GBP 50 billion, GBP falling by the day.
This is running for coverbefore the economic collapse buries Brown completely.
The Day Gordon Brown’s Luck Ran Out
http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2010/02/day-gordon-brown-luck-ran-out.html
If he didn’t have bad luck, he would have no luck at all!
He would still have a 0% growth in luck, for it’s the right thing to do.
Think this line was from ‘Born under a bad sign’by Albert King. Typical — the Moron can’t even get the acredition right.
Born Under a Bad sign was written by William Bell and Booker T Jones. It was the title track of an Albert King album but better known, at least by me and others of my ilk (50 something, grew up in the late 60′s early 70′s) for the version by Cream. Correct lyrics “If it wasn’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have no luck at all.”
Brought to you by Friday afternoon pedantics, all rights reserved
The first sentence from that report is wrong (When the real story gets to be told, the long reign of Gordon Brown over Britain, will be explained by two words – spending and debt.)
It will be Boom and Bust
Time to short UK PLC. Going now is confirmation the economy is fucked and they know it.
Stabed in the back by Darling
No Chillcot
No Budget
No televised debate with Clegg and Cameron
No first quater figures showing us back in recession
Timed to fuck the Tory conference
My money is on March 28th
BUT on the other hand, Gordo would have to actually make a decision that has every chance of ending his wretched career. I just can’t see him taking the plunge.
There is no chance of him risking personal humiliation on May 6th. Tony Blair’s birthday…picture the champagne flowing!!!
His real weakness is his vanity.
Clocks go back on March 28th, Sunday.
The following Thursday is April 1st, day before the Easter bank holiday.
Could be, especially if 1st Q trade figures slump back to recession.
Also, lighter evenings, and better mood ahead of long weekend off, family gatherings etc…
Anybody know what Piers Corbyn says about the weather?
Anything to keep Burnhams involvement in giving trust status
don’t mention anyone called piers……..we don’t want the clunking fist pretending to feel human emotions again…….
BBC forecast is:
Sunny all day, have a BBQ every day through to the election.
We have ‘Global Warming’haven’t you noticed how temperate it is?
As it’s my birthday on April 1st (stop sniggering in the back, I’ve heard ‘em all before) if the GE does fall on that day all I would want as a present is to see the back of this shower we call a government, the total and utter collapse of the Labour Party and the arrest of Brown, Balls, Mandelson et al. for treason, that would really make my day.
But knowing my luck all I’m going to get is socks, again (it’ll be just like Christmas
)
Hey, less despondency here. Old Holborn (@53) asserts above that you can give the missus one up the bum on your birthday. Chin up!
Gorgon obviously likes the polling gap at the minute. If it swings back to the Tories again prepare to invade Argentina!
The last I heard (this morning), Gordon ‘Courage’Brown is prepared to ‘negotiate’(read: capitulate, surrender, hide, run away, flee) oil rights with Argentina.
F,F,F,F-itty, F. There was a chance of another lucky oil strike resetting our debt clock to zero and and moncular Muppet goes and F’s it up.
please don’t interfer Gordon you know you always fuck things up,we’ll probably guarantee all Argies can claim benefits and send in postal votes..that we’ll pay all the investment and they can have all the profits and he will apologise for sinking the Belgrano which we all know was out rescuing fur seals….if I write any more it will all come true
After 500 of our troops dead in 2 wars in support of the US, they say they won’t be able to support us at the UN… well pull the guys out RIGHT NOW and fly them down to defend the Falklands and OUR oil fields.
Fuck America. Fuck Obama.
Yes, I wondered about that one, too.
I know Obama hates the British, I didn’t quite realise how much.
So I agree – fuck the Americans, get our troops out of Afghanistan. If the U.S. wants its troops to die supporting a government of medieval fuckwits who’ve legalised rape within marriage, that’s their affair. We, however, have got $6bn worth of oil to defend.
Sorry – $6 THOUSAND BILLION.
I’m with you brother.
Time to say good bye to the septic tanks.
Obama still hates the British for killing his tribal great grandfather in Kenya.
You are right though. We have no special relationship with America. Those backward war mongering fucking retarded colonials have never given a shit about us. They always waited to see which way a world war was going before joining in. Bliar even committed war crimes to support those remedial religious fundementalist extremists in the US of A.
Now when we could do with a little diplomatic support in the UN, Obama fucks off! The fucking cowardly, betraying lying sack of shit!
Now we might find out if CMD has been keeping his powder dry or he really is clueless
Bottom of the class in prep school. 13/13.
Not especially gifted.
only in maths and latin…….in napkin folding and being polite to oiks he was top…..
Only a First from Oxford as well
I’m sure they’re very proud of him
A First in what – PPE? It seems that any idiot can perform well in that example of how useless our tertiary education system is. Look at Miliband: failed his Physics A-level yet also gets a First in PPE and then presumes he can lecture us on ‘global warming’because he knows the science. Boll*cks to them all.
Better to be thought a fool …
Moron was a childhood genius but that did not stop ruining the country.
On measurements done in the world capital of ballot-box-stuffing – Fife.
Yeah a wunderkind indeed
There’ll be dancing in the streets of Raith tonight!
If true, its because the sociopathic, bullying, hate filled, inadequate, childish, brooding, sulking, smearing, Scotch loony has data confirming Britain’s impending re-entry to recession.
Some typist tarts are probably gonna get the shit beaten out of them soon.
And he thought he had abolished the economic cycle HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sounds like a good day to bury bad news is in the offing.
In other stories, immigration hitting record numbers, record number of immigrants getting British passports (and voting rights), a hospital signed-off as A-OK by Andy Burnham has killed 1,200 patients etc etc.
It doesn’t need to be buried if it’s not reported AT ALL
http://news.bbc.co.uk/
Was reported on BBC 1 news at 6, but as ” falling immigration numbers…”
Falling asylum cases presumably since UKBA now spends tens of millions of pounds billeting immigration officers in Calais instead of trying to man the barricades in Dover. Not to worry. Student visas will help bring plenty of new Sewer Party voters to Britain.
Makes the Taliban loo like amateurs.
The National Death Service.
In Eugenics we trust
Fuck off you neocon retard
No fuck you Neo Com retard.
Don’t be stupid Tory troll, if you start banging on about abolishing the NHS like that other nutter Hannan the Tories will lose another 20 seats.
You Tory trolls are so dumb.
Why not abolish the NHS? The NHS has twice nearly abolished my wife.
Had a couple of go’s at my mum and dad this year… both came out of hospital with infections.
Doesn’t everyone have an NHS Horror Story? It looks that way.
The NHS has nearly killed me once, it’s killed two of my uncles, it very nearly killed my dad. Private healthcare saved him; ironically, private healthcare courtesy of a perk of his job as a civil servant. The civil service doesn’t entrust its employees to the NHS. Need I say more?
The NHS is utter shit.
You are the nutter Daniel Hannan and I claim my 5 euros.
Now get back in the cellar before you lose Dave the election.
Betcha the Bottlerannounces it so he does not have to speak at Chillcot
Man of Courage???
You are joking?
Spineless Lying Bully more like
And they’ll have to leave the budget until after the election as well. They really don’t want to have a budget that says “sorry guys, the economy is totally fucked” just before an election, do they?
“…as was predicted in the pre-budget statement, growth has stabilised: it is now around a less-than-positive mean. As was also flagged in earlier announcements from The Treasury, Gross National Debt now exceeds Gross National Product by an amount that puts the Party opposite to shame: they are the owe-nothing Party, on this side of the House, Mr. Speaker, we are the owe-lots-and-lots party. Honourable Members may jeer and fleer, but I can confirm today that debt-growth under this Government has far-exceeded anything that has gone before: we are the Party for Growth; opposite is the Party for dis-growth, the Contraction Party!
There is much talk of the IMF, and of its imminent ‘visits’. I remember my Parents, all one of them, I remember him – or, maybe it was she – or even her – I remember being told ‘Beware of the Fairy’. That is what we must all beware of now: the I Am Fairy. You see, my Government, we, my Government and I, must beware of The Big Bad Wolf – No! Even Badder, we all, you and I, I and you, we, you and I, all of us together, must fight hard against the Wicked Fairy, The Infinitely Wicked Fairy, The Ineluctably Malicious Fairy. We will fight her on the banks, we will fight her on the spreadsheets, we will fight her on the ledgers, we will fight her in the books and on the tills, we will fight her on the Tables and at the cards: we will fight, and we will never surrender.
If the Revision of GDP is positive tomorrow, Brown spun +0.2 already, they will go on Saturday this avoids Chilcot & budget. It is also the best hope as the second revison in April to 4th quarter GDP will show that it really was still below growth at -0.2
The pound is under real pressure, Greece is blowing up and next target will be UK so it is his only option. I also believe the polls have been rigged to show a better labour vote than is really the case. All designed by Mandelson to get the Tories in but with brewing economic problems. Unemployment will go to 3.4 million and Labour to get re-elected anythime within the next 20 years need Tories in office as it breaches the 3 million figure.
It is all about survival of the party. Reason Darling said what he said on Sky on Tuesday on Randalls programme
See my comment above.
Screwdrivers at the ready lads……..news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Labour-Party-Cancels-Vote-To-Select-A-Parliamentary-Candidate-After-A-Ballot-Box-Seal-Is-Broken/Article/200904315264333?lid=ARTICLE_15264333_LabourPartyCancelsVoteToSelectAParliamentaryCandidateAfterABallotBoxSealIsBroken&lpos=searchresults
Global Dominoes – its all about to collapse
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Yes, it’s going to be called. It would have been last weekend but bullygate ruined it for them.
Nah. It’s nothing to do with the election. It’s the final of the oneman bobsleigh competition at the olympics and Britain has someone in 39th place who, with a bit of luck, could come 38th
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I’m turning off my computer and switching on the Games. Thanks for that- I’d have hated to miss it.
Unless Brown shakes his hand and wishes him luck…if that happens he will be lucky to come out alive!
Deserves a Knighthood then.
Much better than giving one to a jumped-up nobody like Bruce Forsythe (what has he done, they have given them out like sweeties to everyone but him)
I can’t stand any more of this cockteasing…get to the fucking palace Bruin!
Conservative Spring conference?
Well last time the Conservatives had an unfettered conference, Osbourne came up with the inheritance tax idea and killed Broon’s snap election dreams…perhaps the clunking fist fears another few bright conservative ideas, which will boost their poll ratings.
Also, friend of mine was at a Tory gathering in the Cotswolds last weekend. Met Cameron. Said the talk was of expected hung parliament with Tories as biggest party and whether to bring in any big policy announcements before second election.
Second election calculation may be based on Brown’s likely refusal to step down as leader and sees a Labour wipeout as a rejected Gordon remains leader for the second election.
In that case what a bloody disgrace they are. What the hell has happened to this country when the once great Conservative Party throws in the towel before the bloody election’s even been called?
I despair.
Rawnsley book’s on Sunday will probably say that the demented Brown tried to kill someone…
Or threw wobblies on the floor of no 10…………….
While his minions smeared everyone else…
I once worked with a guy who shared many of Brown’s flaws: over-educated, angry, twisted and confused by his own sexuality. Yes, in the end he really did try to kill someone, which is why the police dragged him off to be sectioned.
Over-educated?
Thick as s***!
Over-educated as in thick as shit with a Ph D in the Labour Party.
Which took 6 years to achieve. Must be a record.
‘over-educated’?
Under medicated more like.
It will be a tale to frighten the kids with
Gordon’s chosen socialist titan for his Phd thesis : Maxton
In Wiki:
Maxton was chairman of the ILP from 1926 to 1931, and from 1934 to 1939; he was generally seen as the symbol of the ILP after its break from Labour in 1932. A militant socialist, he was horrified by the class collaborationism of the Trades Union Congress after the defeat of the 1926 General Strike, and was co-author with the left-wing Miners leader, Arthur Cook, of the Cook-Maxton Manifesto of 1928.
that must have been a fantastic thing to study….would explain everything about the great leader.
Did Brown obtain public funding for that ? God what a bloody luxury. And what self indulgence.
maxton was also involved in industrial agitation during the first world war……directly damaging the war effort to further his loonycommunist aims…….you can see where he gets it now can’t you……if he were alive today maxton wouldn’t just be cutting helicopter budgets he would be getting the filing down the engine parts before shipping them to the wrong place…….and he is mcruin’s hero.
baby oil and sweat! Oh Yeah! Rub it all over. Yes! Yes! Yes!
Smeared them with what? Enquiring minds want to know. Just not during while they’re eating.
Fantastic – I am going to get absolutely paralytic when he is driven out of Downing St – I will be there to watch him and my family will be at strategic locations along his route to the abattoir with posters sayong,for example;
“Now go and slit your wrists you utter excrement”
and
“You are the most hated person in Britain – die very soon of cancer you c*unt”
The first Rhubarb wine is ready, seems appropriate
And the flower of the month, the yellow daffodil in full bloom — even more appropriate.
Leave the daffs alone, Broon’s more of a crocus man – his secretary is more purple and yellow all over as the bruises clear.
Difficult to imagine Chuck drinking rhubarb wine.
In fact I’m sure the delicate Rhubarb plant is pretty well unkown in the USA
That’s done it. American Rhubarb has blown the modding safety valve.
Election or have they had an alert to a major event that could be brewing?
Resignations? Defections?
The Tory lead has been cut to 5% in a mori poll for the Telegraph. Brown will seize the opportunity to call a March or April (8th) election before the economy goes over the cliff.
http://www2.politicalbetting.com/
Please god he believes this horse shit.
Could it be the tories have bribed the pollsters and lulling Brown into a false sense of security. Now that would raise my expectations of the opposition and would that not that be lovely. Moreover its the “right thing to do” for the sake of the country.
I honestly think that the Blue Team now want a hung parliament – particluarly one where they ahve won the popular vote but not the seats. The markets will flip, sterling crash, and another election in 6 month’s time which will bankrupt Labour for a generation, if not permanently.
The inevitable inflation will rub out our debts – and savings. It will all happen on Brown/Clegg’s watch, but Team Blue get the benefit.
Makes you wonder – has the tosser REALLY become more popular in recent weeks?
No. I think labour are fiddling all the figures etc. We all know how dishonest they are and how they like to deceive and spin. So why not with polling figures?? Mandelscum knows lots of people in high places – he also has dirt on them!
Question Time last night was a prime example of blatent and unashamed biased nonsense (with a hidden agenda of ‘trashing’Nigel Farage). How on earth are the BBC getting away with this sort of unbalanced socialist clap trap? Every time Hain spoke everyone clapped (regardless of whether he spoke sense); when Liam Fox spoke nobody clapped apart from a few hardened tories in the audience. I don’t believe this was representative of a Cardiff audience. It was a blatent fix.
I had the same reaction when I watched it stooge audience and lets get Farage.Unless we are the only two people in this country with a similar view, which I doubt, question time’s days should be numbered along with Dumbleby.
His father really must be turning over in his grave.
I switched off, only watched 5 minutes; this audience was not representative, the list of heads to roll gets longer by the day. Let’s hope there will be a chance to enact it?
But who’s going to do something about it? Why isn’t Cameron turning issues like this into public debate? It would show how shameless & sick the labour party is.
Agreed. At one point, Fox simply repeated what Hain had said about the banks. Hain’s answer was greeted with applause, Fox’s almost silence, even though Hain was nodding in agreement to what Fox was saying.
Why did Cameron say in PMQs 6 weeks to the election?
I think you’re right. this is his Good as it gets moment. He can’t afford to let it go again.
Dream on.
GDP revisions tomorrow and Tory Spring Conference at the weekend. Hmm.
*invests in popcorn just in case*
Sod it, just went long in bunting!
AH (C)
The BBC political teams have been told not to go away over the weekend because their Travel and Subsistence Budget is overspent.
Will 75 of them get stuck in Canada?
Can’t we send Brown down the toboggan run,without a helmet and with some faulty steering?
And perhaps the thunder thighs Sarah Twitter can do some figure skating – that would be a laugh.
The new Toyota Bobsleigh should do the trick for Brown
Toyota have apparently come up with a standard fix for their car problems.
They are going to reduce the petrol tank capacity to only one pint – that way, the car will only be out of control for a couple of miles before the fuel runs out.
Damned cunning these Japs.
New shipment of coke for BBC journalists is coming.
Must be cold down Wood Lane if they’re stocking up on Nutty Slack.
Nutty Slack= Coke? Coke burns almost smokelessly, Nutty Slack with copious greeny-grey smoke. Now, Derby Brights…. or even ‘Welsh Steam’…
Obviously an attempt to usurp the Tory Spring Conference, as well as the budget and the shit economic data on the way.
The only question now is March 25th or April 8th?
As soon as possible, PLEASE GOD for the sake of the country!
Didn’t Cameron say at PMQ’s that an election was six weeks away..? April 8th is a good bet.
Hope it’s March. As the poet says, “April is the cruellest month…”
What I think – Darling has staked his claim for independence – he is unsackable and with his exposure of the “furies of Hell” out of Downing Street, it is clear he will produce his own Budget and not the one the mad, one-eyed Mong wants.
What can the Prime Mentalist do about that? The one thing he can control is when the election is called. Adds up to me! A non-Budget election!
it would make sensehis party is about to self destruct his secret is allmost out so he knows he is allmost fucked if he calls it now all the attention on him woolas burnham etc will go i’ll put a pound on it(life savings)
Assuming that a member of the Labour party reads this …
BRING IT.
That would explain the timing of Darling’s shafting of GB – the backroom labour long term strategist (a joke I know) boys want labour to lose the election – all because whoever wins will have the most poisoned chalice imaginable and will probably be blamed for the cuts to come.
Fear not, we’re here to make sure that the blame falls firmly on the Conservatives.
RBS deficit announced this noon, check the figures on what happened afterwards, gone way down the swanee , get your money out now!http://uk.reuters.com/business/currencies/quote?srcAmt=1000&srcCurr=EUR&destAmt=&destCurr=GBP&historicalDate=
BBC News team on “Red Alert”
Hardly likely to be “Blue Alert” now, is it?
Def – con 2.
‘claps’
I’d go private if I were you.
That would mean changing the bulb.
Doesn’t changing a bulb cost about £500 at the BBC?
and a grand in a PFI School or Hospital
More a purple alert, above blue, but not quite red, yet – and we can remember Alexander McQueen as well. Sob, Sniff.
Mandy wants a PINK alert I`m free
This would explain the timing of Darling’s shafting of GB – the labour back room strategists (a good joke I know) have decided to lose the election as who ever gets in will be drowned in debt and get the blame – GB’s inheritance – spin, lies and spend spend spend
Brown is a bottler. Therefore he will bottle it.
Of course he will
He will wait until Rawnsley, Guido and others have deep, fried him before going to the polls…
Pavlovian masochist really…
Is he a bottler in the same way that Howard Hughes was?
BBC “news”? What’s that?
Anyone hear the 6 o clock news on R4 just now? Expecting to hear something about the Stafford hospital scandal? Nope. not a sausage. That story has been unhappened. Take a look at the Beeb website – the story is buried deeper than fucking Troy. And not a mention of Burnham’s role, naturally.
The BBC: fucking cünts; it’s what we are.
Christ you are right Frank – this must be how it was with Goebbels at the helm in 1939.
A shiver goes down my spine – but I shall die to rid this country of these vermin than let them ruin us.
If this hospital story had happened on the Tories watch it would by now be the biggest scandal to hit Britain since the war. 1200 deaths. No Tory Government could withstand that scandal. Yet it is a one day story, even the Tories aren’t making much of it. Incredible.
When anything like this happens under a Tory govt it wil get wall-to-wall coverage on the BBC, don’t doubt it.
The BBC must die. Well most of it anyway!!!
Maybe if the BBC could suffer a slight injury and then is directed towards the Staffordshire NHS for a check up it may die “accidentally”?
Sly Thinking – Perhaps that’s why they were all ‘encouraged’to move to Manchester: London – Manchester – Staffordshire…? I mean, Staffordshire! ["We're not talking about 'north of Watford', here, we're talking 'north of Hadrian's Wall', aren't we? Well, north of Waitrose anyway, and far north of Harrods."]
Move the whole BBC to Stafford and privatise it
Absolutely right. The Tories would have been reviled in a frantic manner. They would have been accused of running the NHS into the ground. It would have dominated the Beeb’s current affairs to the exclusion of all else.
But under Nulab, it’s all a local tragedy apparently.
I told you yesterday, Gordon is going to cut and run and hold the election on 8th April.
That makes sense. The economic news for the UK from now on is going to be appalling.
Brown has been operating a scorched earth policy. He wants the Tories to get the blame for the carnage to come. No doubt the BBC will help him in that quest.
Yeah, get out before the next GDP figures and no need for a budget.
Brown will bottle it again.
April Fools Day would be more apt
You meane I have to break up my homo-gang bangs, smearing, thieveing lying, thretening and general mayhem which I have loved so much with demented Gordon and his jolly crew?
yup…and take cincinnatus with you on the way out…..
Yup
and even Y Fronts will have problems now..
Ahem. Incitatus…
IMO Cincinnatus would have made a better job of running the country than Bruin
Cincinnatus was a farmer and military hero in the early days of the Republic, who was persuaded to take on the role of dictator by the Senate – when he had saved Rome from the barbarian hordes – he relinquished his office and went back to being a farmer. A great Roman lauded amongst great Romans.
Incitatus was Caligula’s horse who was made a senator – he would have been better than Bruin!!
I apologise for the history lesson – should get out more.
Gordon Brown drinking wine parlez vous.
Gordon Brown drinking wine parlez vous.
Gordon Brown drinking wine,
Swallowed the fart the dirty swine,
Inky pinky parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down his spine parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down his spine parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down his spine,
Knocked sweaty balls out of line,
Inky pinky parlez vous.
No appolgies necessary , now back in my day ……………….
I wish, go away and don’t bother coming back.
If Brown does call it before May 6th 2010 – They will try and call it a SNAP election which is laughable given we are just weeks away from the last date where they can pick the date rather than be forced.
I think May 6th 2010 is the date = I cannot believe Labour will wish for two elections in a matter of weeks.
Indeed if there was a Hung Parliament it could end up with three elections! Labour are Bankrupt already!!!!
So are we.
Off topic:
We read that the data fiddlers in the CRU at the University of East Anglia are hoping for a cover-up…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/7315250/Climategate-university-rejects-accusations-that-it-manipulated-research.html
Just copying Gordon’s ability with a calculator. Brown is the Toyota of politics, the accelerator’s stuck, the occupants are screaming with fear but onwards he ploughs into oblivion. Time to recall him.
Am I right in thinking that Brown cannot actually drive a car?
Another of the reasons why this freak is such an impostor.
Drives a nation to the grave,taxes motorists to the grave but the git cannot even drive a car.
Trying to avoid a pre-election Budget?
We are beyond any “Budget” now…
We must just call the IMF…
Yes
£ 20 billion a month of new debt on top of the mountain we already have…
IMF to the rescue…
the imf are fucked already……the only thing they can do is call on ‘special drawing rights’…..which is actually…..yes you guessed it….inventing money. So the imf will simply do some more quantitative easing……fairy dustr money that doesn’t exist and trashes the worth of other parts of the system…..
asset values are going to collapse, whether it is now or in 12-18mths time…….the casino is closing. property and guns (assuming you’ve already got 3 years of baked beans in the cellar ) are the only sensible buys.
look what happened in france with john law’s fiat money…..we are weeks away………
I have lived in France for 30 years actually…
I know John Law’s story as well…
I agree with you but at least the IMF might impose deficit cutting…
Otherwise not worth even calling them…
And it seems to me that we are approaching Weimar Republic conditions
Serious players are also saying that there will be multiple sovereign defaults…
More than in the Great Depression….
Now there’s no gold standard nations cannot directly default.
They can pay gilt-holders back in photocopier paper though.
“John Law, a gambler, was born into a family of bankers and goldsmiths from Fife…. He established the Banque Générale, and was responsible for the Mississippi Bubble and a chaotic economic collapse in France…”
So no change there then. The Snoteating McRuin is a clansman.
Bust and bile are in the Kirkcaldian ‘genuis’lifeblood .
Demerge Scotchland for pity’s sake.
And what people forget is we were the workshop of the world in the Great Depression and had a empire — India, Canada, Australia, the Caribbean, Kenya, Rhodesia, South Africa to mitigate it’s effects. Not this time around.
We are so fucked. So fucked.
AC1- unless they don’t have their own currency – Greece perchance?
Well I’ve never said joining a “one size fits none” currency like the Euro was a good idea.
Cameron and Osborne really must highlight this in the GE campaign… bottling a budget — jeez!
Make him look like one of those spendoholics who throws away the bill envelopes unopened because they can’t face up to their debts.
Are the men in white coats finally approaching the Bunker ?
Has the Bunker got sight of Rownsley’s Sunday revelations??
I’ll be flashing my red muff cosy after the announcement.
More on that stoory later…..
Do tell Kirsty…
We are all waiting…
Fucking bbc. They just showed the plans of the new aircraft carrier, that’s going to keep jobs in Pompey for a good while.
That c*nt Ainsworth was spouting about the money Labour have spent, and the BBC mentioned that if the Tories win the election, they might scrap the build.
And this was on BBC South Today, not the national news.
I really, REALLY fucking hate the BBC.
No one is building any aircraft carriers. They might say they are, but they aren’t.
But we can’t afford the planes to put on it. Perhaps we will use it to bring more halfwits over from Calais?
No
Put Prince Chalres on board as Captain…
For perm
permanent goodwill visits
The plan is to put big wheels on it and use it in Afghanistan instead of helicopters.
Good evening Moley
I think all that is going on is finally driving you “demented” as well…
But nice joke of a black kind…
Or a couple of them greeny wind turbines on the deck and it really could be an ‘elicopter.
Ministers admit failure on teen pregnancies (Times)
Labour blames town halls and promises to send girls texts to remind them about contraception
ohh . . ohhh …ahh …ahhh ….ahhhh ….ugh ….ughhh …… ohh . . ohhh …ahh …ahhh
(bleep bleeep – ring etc)
This is a message from Noo_Lie_Bore telling you that as soon as you knocked up good and proper we have a flat, cooker, TV, ‘n that . . waiting for you.
Have a really good fuck – and vote for Noo_Lie_Bore – WE NEED YOUR LITTLE VOTER!
ROFL
Oh I like it
You are beginning to get into the swing of things I see
PS Only incorrect on one point…these teens can only get “knocked up” there is no “good and proper” to add…!
I notice that it’s only the girls getting pregnant.
Boys are being ignored.
Where’s the equality?
Will Hattie become involved?
In other words
NuLabour wants you to get “‘knocked up, good and proper”…
Yup
It’s called breeding CHAVs
A Zanu speciality….
If you wanted to destroy Britain, what would you do differently to Zanu-Labour’s policies?
Exactly so! It’s deliberate. This bunch of marxist/trotskyist traitors have engineered the demise of Britain and the British people. Even 1940 wasn’t as bad as this because the nazis weren’t in the country.
And where will they be assembled?
Yep, Scotland
And on Look East tonight… this is the email I’ve just sent to BBC News:
“On the Look East report from Cambridge of Nick Clegg’s visit the commentator closed the item with speculation on the next General Election result for the constituency. “David Howarth MP is stepping down, so the LibDems will face a serious fight from the Labour and Green candidates…”
No mention of a Conservative candidate at all! For your information the Conservatives came 3rd in 2005 with 16%, the Greens 4th with just 2.9% of the vote.
BBC = Blatent Biased Corruption”
christ you’re a radical susie…bet they’re shitting themselves having read that…do you really think the BBC give a flying fuck what the public think about their coverage of anything…wake up
Send the same email with the last bit cut out to the BBC trust and ask them to investigate political bias.
They have ot investigate it, and the BBC are findingt he Turst increasingly difficult to deal with.
But which slogan to pick..?
A future fucked for all ?
Standing up for the nanny ?
No time for a nonce ?
Our legacy is your austerity ?
Britain deserved better ?
Ein joke, ein Scotch , ein loser ?
Don’t flog a dead horse in midstream ?
Can we fix it ?
Yes we can! (Oh no we can’t/don’t/won’t etc)
The BBC have been put on standby as I hear the drug dealers in Islington are doing an ounce of smack and a rent boy for £150 Friday and Saturday night. No wonder the BBC are on alert.
and some free “cottaging” for the Beeboids to boot…
Am i being dense here? Why would he be motivated to call the election now if the GDP figures are going to go DOWN?
Because the Q1 figures out in May are going to be even worse.
Adjustment to last Q tomorrow.
Could be revised downwards.
I think Brown is playing will I, won’t I, will I won’t I, just like he did last weekend.
He is a tease, isn’t he.
Gordon Brown is demented and punch drunk..
He has has no idea of where he is
What he is doing
What a disaster he has created
We talk too much about him…
Mandy must have finally had enough…
Is he playing it with his fists against a secretary’s head?
Bam! – Will I?
Bosh! – Won’t I?
Boot! – Will I
Punch! – Won’t I?
Fancy it – a British Prime Minister (even an unelected one) having to defend himself against massive never ending bullying charges – you could not make any of this up.
Brown prefers to drag secretaries around by their hair by all accounts.
At least Prezza puts them over a desk like a man….
Funny that, – I always come from behind as well.
Just lean forward a little more will you, – that’s it!
actually he spent most of the time pushing my head under the desk
That’s so you didn’t look up dear.
I hate it when people watch me at work.
tory 37% labour 33% libs 21% .the prices are there to be snapped up…get on.
B.A.W.S
It does sound plausible.
The timing would suit his desperate desire to upstage Cameron, and others have already spoken more eloquently than I can about the financial elements.
Bring it on….
D
Off to buy some piano wire and rope tomorrow.
I hope the Tories take the Beeb apart………….
I have always suspected that the brown rat is a fugitive from a Fife funny farm. I keep reading most unwholesome comments on our glorious cretin. Perhaps that is why I usually refer to him as Eva Braun the wee scots jessie of the Downing Street Bunker. He really is an Anabolic Steroid Games 2012 dog turd.
Have I exhausted all the insults?
No, here is a last one. The two aircraft carriers being assembled should be named BOOM and BUST. Instead of the anachronismic twaddle planned. And what the hell are they for? To invade Iran, perhaps.
We are in exceedingly deep dogshit.
We may not extricate ourselves in 100 years, I am an optimist.
I am amazed that there appears to be something unacceptable in my comment. To be honest I am wondering what the hell it is.
Heh, it is dirty tricks. The BBC political staff will be at their desks in London, which will mean that they won’t be in Brighton and so Dave’s Spring Conference will not be covered on the BBC.
Simples! And even better, get Guido to naively do the dirty work.
Are you saying that Guido is McBride’s bitch and he doesn’t even realise it?
[...] As I’ve said, I’m not sure on its validity (although it does claim to be from a BBC source), but this is the original source making these claims. [...]
Maybe Gordon is just going to resign and Liebour will parchute Straw into the PM’s role in time for the election? Just a thought!
Plausible.
Brown could claim that he would have won if he had been left in place.
Maybe the knives are out for him properly this time.
Hasn’t Darling poisitioned himself as Leader-Unelect?
The accidental mis-spelling stands, it’s apt for Labour’s dealings.
Brown is bonkers. All normal thought is out the window. He will do what he thinks is best for Gordon Brown. If Labour goes bankrupt or 2 or 3 elections have to be fought he doesn’t care. In his madness Gordon Brown will do what is good for Gordon Brown. His strategy must be that he is just 6% short and time is to go now. Major did this in 1992 and won. Gordon is hoping he can do the same!
Please vote for me. My beard had a child who died and wasn’t mine to begin with but that didn’t stop me rehearsing for week with Herr Campbell before going on TV and shamelessly using emotional pornography to get votes.
But Cameron, in PMQ’s said that we facing a general elction in six weeks.
Do the buggers all know?
That would be April 8th, six weeks today.
Everyone assumed that he meant Parliament would be dissolved for the election campaign in six weeks, assuming May 6th.
If he calls it this weekend, it could be as early as March 25th – T minus 28 and counting…
maybe time to let him have a run around before I lock him up for the night.
Thanks Frank…
John Bercow asked me this. And I’m afraid the answer is yes, John. I did.
Its the Tick of it script.
Brown is calling a general election just to change the news stories !
I don’t think Brown even knows what the time of day it is any more…
Completely spaced out…
Incredible – how many d*rugs can his fat bloated body take?
He must be injected every morning with kilo’s of stuff.
If labour is going to call an election it won’t be down to brown. mandy’s the one with the power and it will be called on his say so only!
gordon loves an erection!
bbc too!
Happen Baroness Abbott will drop a hint on the Brillo show later.
Christ all fucking mighty, how long have I been saying that it would be March!!?
At least I won’t have egg smeared all over my smug face!
I also said March, Nick, bald twat
Quickest way to confirm this is to try and hire a fleet of limo’s fro the weekend in cnetral London.
Launch an election before the worst of the economic figures come out, and before you have to make a budget.
That way they’ll say “if you’re one of our core voters, we’ll give you a million quid; that’s what’s in our manifesto budget” and nobody can say they’re lying because manifesto pledges aren’t something you have to legally stick to.
They’ll promise loads of completely insane things to their core voters, and the worst of the economic figures will come out slightly too late to do them real damage.
It’s all about getting to the electorate before the bad economic stats do, and trying to pretend that everything’s ok.
Mind you, it’s probably just as well; if the existing debt-denial continued until may/june then it’s possible the agencies could downgrade us before a may/june election, at least an election being announced now will give us a bit of time on that front.
the nxt set of figures will blow em away even after the dark lord has massaged em and they know it
Liebore will tell the public sector that there will not be that many cuts.
The Tories will do the same.
Both are lying, but they will believe Liebore out of desperation.
Call the election now, you one-eyed Hoon!
Tommorow is going to be very interesting IF the 4th quarter GDP revision is negative, that would really put the tin lid on the maximum imbeciles claims of recovery wouldnt it?
All the talk of greenshoots peddled by the BBC for months is all in vain, the UK is crashing into the brick wall of economic reality and nothing Browns trained chimps say will be believed ever again.
All the hundreds of billions of pounds borrowed and then squandered has made no difference whatsove to the car crash of Browns making.
Tommorow is going to be very interesting indeed.
The only thing that would make sense is a revision to GDP figures to make them more positive and an election announcement to coincide with the “Recovery”.
As I have said before, revision from 0.1% to 0.2% or similar, spun by Pravda and Labour as “Growth doubles under Labour, don’t risk a return to recession with the Tories.”
My own instinct- revised slightly upwards.
Which isn’t to say that next quarter’s figures won’t show a decline again.
That’s not what the feeder figures are showing….
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2010/feb/25/uk-could-still-be-in-recession
I figure it would be win-win for Liebore tomorrow whichever way the figures go, BUT they would need to capitalise immediately by indeed calling the election.
Win-win because if the figures are up then it’s easy, “we got you out of recession so vote for us or risk it all going wrong”.
If the figures are down then it will scare the (few remaining) wits out of their feeble clientele and the story will be “we told you it was dangerous times; you need us to sort it or look what you’ll get if the baby killers ever get in again”.
That’s done it for me; date called on Saturday, tories shoved off the presses Sunday, elections March.
Da word on da street iz a quick as Badger finds a few quid Gordoom spends it Badger say`s I canny take it no longerrr watch this space the Sky interview was a subtle warning interesting
30 year rule on publishing Government papers to be reduced to 20 years.
Belgrano????????? Thatcher bad egg let’s all be reminded.
Wouldn’t think there would be an election coming
I hope you aren’t saying that lives of Argentinian sailors are worth more than British sailors………..
He’s anti-Thatcher so probly a Marxist so OF COURSE he thinks the lives of Argentinian sailors are worth more than British sailors
If one of the two British aircraft had been sunk at the time, then the RAF would not have been able to provide air cover to the rest of the Fleet and the land based troops. In other words it was a good thing it was sunk but sad that 347 Argentinian sailors lost their lives not a dissimilar figure to the number of British troops killed in Afgani stan in the past few years but well short of the thousands of innocent people Nu Lab have murdered in I raq due to their lies over w m d’s.
doesn’t help David Kelly though, does it?
What I was saying is that any “secrets” that Mrs T and her administration may have had, and I have no doubt there were some, then by changing the rules they can be unlocked in time for the general election. Thus deflecting away from their own criminality.
I think we will all be demonising this bunch c’iint’s for many more years than they can ever imagine.
OK I get you now
Belgrano. The poor fuckers died because they did not have their ‘war-heads’on.
Same as the Sheffield. If you sail to war, expect to be attacked.
Changing your course and speed is normal procedure. ‘Tactical Zig-Zag’, your at sea and there is a war on, you are a target.
Even the Russian submarine who came to spy on us knew this. That is why he fucked off so quickly when detected. Making lots of noise to show us he was off.
No more Bollocks about this. Leave the dead to rest in Peace.
BBC on red alert ? Hum,,,,
Brown to call on the Europeans to send military aid to suppress the civil reaction to his cancellation of the next election ???
The Elgin marbles to be sold to China and the proceeds lent to the Greeks at a reduced rate of interest ???
Brown is to retire to an unknown mountain hide away. Where he will sleep with his toadies and followers untill the British people once again face the prospect of a secure and prosperous future, which we need someone to fuck up for us. ???
Could be any of these. (My money is on the Elgin marbles sale)
O/T Breaking
Mr Tessa Jowell gets away with the shit he was done for in Italy – 10 year statute of limitations apparantly, the same rule that stopped them jailing their own PM!
Will she now have him back??
Bad blood shit (in the haematology sense was dealing in infected blood products), never moved very far anyway, next street, breakup a sham.
After the election Steve they’ll quietly get back together – she’ll no longer be an mp and no-one will notice!!
They’ll probably spend most of their time in a villa in Florence near to a villa owned by their good friends the bliars oh and pollytwaddle – let’s not forget her!!
All the Mafiosi together, its family, why do you think Blair insisted just before he left office that all you tax payers would fund him for 24/7 security protection, cost in excess of £1 million a year, maybe some day he will wake up with a horses head on the pillow next to him (no not Cheries).
Beckett?
We also paid for Blair to have a fully bombproof Land Rover Discovery 3, hand-built at Solihell.
Wonder how much that cost?
Did we? Why wasn’t that in the news?
After the election there are lots of things that will come out of the woodwork about the last 13 years of this rotten government – as we were saying on an earlier thread – someone is going to make a film of it .
I think this probably is going to go in history as the most corrupt, foul-mouthed, incompetent government of all time!
nell, why do you think the Tories don’t dare make promises on spending?
DC and Osborne are going to be shitting themselves once they see how bad things actually are – the numbers don’t just fail to add up, there’s going to be a big black hole somewhere.
The current scorched earth policy from the government is only adding to the situation, election really can’t come soon enough. Hopefully Guido’s source is right, election announced this weekend for March 25th will have me drinking Champagne!!
nell, longer comment in the ‘queue’but basically the Tories don’t dare say anything about spending until they find the inevitable black hole in the numbers.
Fingers crossed for an election ASAP, 25th March would do nicely!
fully bombproof Land Rover Discovery 3
??
I take this to mean that the bomb would be placed INSIDE the vehicle to destroy the occupant without jeopardising the people outside?
How typical of the Sainted One to be so selfLess.
Self immolation before anyone else gets hurt.
We’re going to need a bigger bomb…
No chance. it’s all a scam to spoil DC’s weekend since labour can’t afford or find anyone for a spring bash!
Guido
You must know by now that when the BBC teams are put on “red alert” it is because the Government wants to go “cottaging” with them…
Even I knew that…
oh he’ll turn up in Afghanistan in a tutu to cause a diversion from the tories.
new poster:
Flash of all the FOREIGN statesmen like political leaders – montage of GB in all his picture glories – death stare – nazi flag – gurning, set to the music of rhubard and custard – with the words
PLEASE. GOD. NO.
coz ees got gas chambers an concentration camps an plans to invade poland and plunge europe into a world war
CAN’T YOU MORONS SEE!!!!
If McDoom had a single cunning plan it would only be to shove a turnip up his own arse.
And he would miss knowing him…
More likely a swede, or possibly a daikon (“large root” in Japanese)
Gordon should be shown on TV with this music
I think following European news is much more interesting for judging the way things are going – unsurprisingly the spirit of harmony across Europe is developing apace in these difficult times – see for example
http://www.ekathimerini.com/4dcgi/_w_articles_politics_100008_24/02/2010_115158 for the Greek perspective on the front cover of the German magazine Focus – which can be seen – it seems the German public think that the Greeks are a load of cheats – whatever next.
here’s the link to the picture
http://www.focus.de/magazin/
The Greek Deputy Prime Minister called the Germans Nazis today
And accused them of stealing their gold during WWII
A good way to get German cooperation for a bail-out…
And a member of the Bundesbank said that if one Euro country defaulted it would be the end of the Euro…
So the only solution for Greece is the IMF….
Just before the UK…
Oh shit no!
That means my bitch of a sister in law and her German husband will be burnt out of their Greek villa and have to come back here and live with us…
Ha ha ha… Gone are the days when you right wing fuck wits were baying for an election date. No more crys of “Bring it on ”
PS
I see Gideons big speech yesterday had all the Tory Trolls exalting his brilliant economic credentials……errrrrrrrrrr . NOPE. Not a single post. nuff said !!!
YouGov has been publishing daily polls showing a narrowed lead for the tories for the past week (unusual for YouGov to do that) , ONS results due later in the year are expected to show we’ve slipped back into recession and alastair darling is refusing to follow bunkerbrown’s line and cover up the truth. Oh and the tories are holding a spring conference this coming weekend.
If we get an election announcement this weekend it will be because mandy has weighed up all these points and decided that this is the best chance they have of getting a hung parliament. It won’t be anything to do with gordon making a decision.
In fact if they really do call an election this weekend gordon will be cowering in the bunker at having to face an election for the first time ever!
whatever happened to bring it on ?
you should be delighted not worried
Well if it happens I shall be delighted, even if we get a hung parliament, although I don’t personally believe we shall.
We are long past the time when the British electorate should have been given the opportunity to vote for this hardly popular, unelected, PM.
I’m going to stick to my prediction. There is no way Brown will call an election before the last day possible.
Not a chance. He’ll toy with the idea. Muse on the possibilities available to a decisive chap such as himself. Consider them all carefully and then decide to postpone the whole idea until the last possible second. Which I believe is June 3rd.
There is no way Brown would wish to miss out on any summits, opportunities to glad-hand Obama, Merkel, Sarkozy. Plus his missus will want a few more charity dinners to complete her full set of Brit Award name-drops on twitter.
I just can’t see it.
If, however I am wrong then it tells you everything you need to know about how badly fucked the economy is if he thinks it can’t last until June 3rd.
I concur. Bet on the author of “Courage” being a coward.
I see all you right wing fuck witts briming with 100% confidence…errrrrrr NOPE. Those days are over
I see Gideons big speech yesterday had all the Tory Trolls exalting his brilliant economic credentials……errrrrrrrrrr . NOPE. Not a single post. nuff said !!!
Just supposing our spineless PM failed to call an election by June 3rd what are the chances of our spineless Mandarins telling him to F*** Off?
The Papers always get the first sniff not the Beeb.
I’d watch for any ‘EXCLUSIVES’being held tonight till after 12.
Could it be a Tory plot.
Spread the word, a few whispers.
Then when it’s not called, he’s a bottler.
Personally I think whatever he does he’s missed the boat. A supposed 6 point gap is the best he’s going to see
if it’s a Tory plot then they won’t be panicking over at CCHQ will they?
easy way to find out is if CCHQ are currently running about like headless chickens trying to get the leaflets, billboards and ground troops organised and frantically changing dates
if it’s a Labour plot to panic tories it seems to be working
or it’s just vapour and Guido is jumping on anything as a possible scoop fearing he’ll get gazumped by another blogger
my ‘sources’tell me that speculation is always amusing
we’ll find out soon enough
er… it’s now 5
But what if??, jgm, mandy, alastairdarling and militwit have teamed up and told him this is what has got to happen or else……….
gordon might throw his dummy out of the pram but he’s powerless to oppose them.
And if that is what has happened it places darling’s ‘no10 unleashed the forces of hell on me’statement in a different category. Because it means that that was the opening shot of a well planned operation to force bunkerbrown to call an early election.
At this moment in time , if that’s the case, gordon is raging and brooding in no.10 tryng to find a way of not giving in to their demands as there is no doubt he would hand on to the bitter end if he could!!
Jack Straw and Milidolt conspicuous by their absence these past few days. No rushed statements to say they ‘don’t recognise’these bullying descriptions of the Maximum Imbecile.
Perhaps they’re both at home with a runny nose.
yeah. Right.
I think it was an ‘impacted wisdom tooth’in the Thatcher/Major handover scenario.
whatever beef Darling had it was primarily with Balls and the henchman as Balls was the one who wanted his Job
nobody in NuLabour want’s to ‘force’an election nor can they
they are all playing wait and see for the top job once Gordon goes
Any cabal who wants Gordon out knows that the best way to ensure that is if he and he alone is responsible for every facet of the election
that way if it’s a disaster he gets all the blame and resigns the day after leaving the field clear for the plotters to launch their leadership bids
Right now you are all losing your minds over one Guido ‘source’who says the Beeb might have kept some political reporters over on a weekend that sees the Conservative Spring Conference
If it’s good info Guido will have scooped an awful lot of poeple
if it’s not he’s going to have a job persuading anyone about when the election will get called from now on
I think you are quite right.
Nice to see all you right wing fuck witts briming with 100% confidence…errrrrrr NOPE
I see Gideons big speech yesterday had all the Tory Trolls exalting his brilliant economic credentials……errrrrrrrrrr . NOPE. Not a single post. nuff said !!!
Brown won’t call an election until the last minute.
He hates elections.
Brown’s problem is not that he hates elections it that he Fears elections!! And being a coward he does everything he can to avoid facing them!
I see the Knives are out for Mr Farrage. apparently he is going to be suspended from the EU parliament for telling the truth. Its not as though he swore or mooned at Von Rumpy. But apparently you cant tell our new masters you dont like them.
And if they do it will prove what an anti-democratic, fascist organisation the EU Parliament is.
It’s a win-win.
Actually I think that was his deliberate intention when he behaved in such an outspoken manner.
It has gained him some prominence in the press, and let’s face it his sentiments will have hit a sympathetic cord in Britain, always a good thing when you are fighting an election as he is soon to do.
just a shame that Farage looks like a frog with a banger up it’s arse and has the personality of a dr*nken Ian Duncan Smith
two bald men fighting over a comb
At least Farrage has a personality and speaks the truth. You are obviously a Labour stooge beamed in from another planet just for the election. If you don’t go away I will pretty soon start talking sense and you certainly wouldn’t like that!!
but in a good way
If he had said what he did in the Westminster Parliament, he would certainly have been rebuked by the Speaker, probably told to take a week or two off…
‘Fraid so. It was more than enough to mock Rumpy and Baroness Ashton for being unelected. He could really have gone to town on Ashton and just how unelected she is. He could even have (maybe) got away with suggesting Rumpy has fuck-all personality. But you can’t get after a chap for the way he dresses unless he makes a point of wearing zebra-print plus-fours, flip-flop, a neon-blue hunting jacket and top-hat.
Bloody funny all the same. Shake the smug, complacent, unelected, dictatorial fuckers up a bit. Not that they should be worried about Farage being beastly when the Greeks and the Germans are getting stuck into each other and the Euro-zone is falling apart.
I wonder how relations are at Buck House over that spat?
Just imagine in ten years time. Who will be showered with honours and baubles by a grateful nation. Bercow or Farrage. My guess is that Nigel will end up with F*** all. and that tells you allyou need to know about what a pile of excrement britain has become!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Philip, if you for one second imagine that one will pick up the tab for those trollops, you got another thing coming!
Farage doesn’t give a shit… he’s got his eyes on winning Bercow’s seat and he’ll probably do just that.
Just telling them what he thought of them before he throws in the towel EU-wise and good luck to him.
CALL THAT ELECTION!
The guy at kwikprint promised me that my leaflets will be ready, without fail, by close of business next Wednesday.
I’m going to phone them on Tuesday just to make sure and then
CALL THAT ELECTION!!
GET IN YOUR CAR DRIVE DOWN THE MALL AND TELL MAJ MY LEAFLETS ARE READY AND CALL THAT ELECTION!
BRING IT ON!
Very intersesting article that confirms that brown will go for an early election to avoid a budget as his “Darling” is holding a grenade with no pin;
The Daily Telegraph – Jeff Randall;
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/jeffrandall/7318736/Alistair-Darling-is-a-dead-man-talking-and-hes-taking-sweet-revenge.html
By the way – nice not to have to hear/see that awful Robert Peston character these days.
Jeff Randall is a million miles ahead of that dreadful oink.
Outstanding.
In Randall’s mind there is no doubt Darling knew exactly what he was saying and exactly the effect it would have. I like to believe Darling was trying to do the right thing for the country and if his action has pushed the Maximum Imbecile into calling the election so we can be spared three more unnecessary months of idiocy then so much the better.
Thus, Mr Darling has nothing to lose. He is unsackable before the election but, in political terms, unemployable after it. This frees him to grind out the remaining weeks, doing not the Prime Minister’s bidding but what he believes is in the best interest of the country.
Mr Brown’s desire – to throw someone else’s money at the problem – will, one suspects, be resisted by Mr Darling, who will not want to be remembered as the Chancellor whose final Budget led to a run on sterling and the destruction of Britain’s AAA credit rating.
It that Lord Pestons son? How DID he get a job at AlJaBeebya?
Quite. Why do think Robert Peston had such an ‘in’during the financial meltdown?
His father’s a Labour Peer.
Why is that never mentioned?
senior common purpose apparatchik
Darling is indeed a dead man walking – he knows that:
1. His own seat will be pretty tight
2. If Labour win then the reshuffle will probably give Balls the job
3. If labour lose then he’s on the wrong side of the House
4. He’s a fundamentally honest man, and is seriously fucked off with Brown saying that the economy is fine, and how dare the Dear Leader be contradicted…
Not quite so fundamentally honest that he didn’t rein in the Brown lunacy back in 2007 instead of blowing another 300bn quid for no reason. Unfortunately.
More Flips than an acrobat
& his property portfolio
Down Strasse presents Babylon 5
Staring
Darling As Vir
Brown As Londo Molari
The EUSSR as the Shadow
Fundamentally honest??? Fuck off
Quote from the article:
Mr Brown’s desire – to throw someone else’s money at the problem – will, one suspects, be resisted by Mr Darling, who will not want to be remembered as the Chancellor whose final Budget led to a run on sterling and the destruction of Britain’s AAA credit rating.
This is how Darling must be thinking now – in Gordon Brown’s government it is every man for himself!
Double bind, catch 22… and GOTCHA. The last thing Brown wants is an early election, but the other last thing he wants is for Darling to present another budget unless it’s a Gordon Everything’s Fine Budget.
Darling has pointed out that a Gordon Budget will create a run on the £ and we lose AAA rating and he’s refusing to do that. Checkmate. Well played sir.
I fucking hope Brown doesn’t make an announcement over the week-end, the guy at Kwikprint said my leaflets won’t be ready until next Friday at the earliest!
Fuck!
Bingo. You give them legal personality and they sue for defamation, like an outraged Maiden Aunt
I will be doing a Sky special if anyone’s interested
Special what, exactly?
Its a stripping routine I picked up
Oatenesque Mr B.
Has anybody remarked on your resemblance to Kenny Everett’s character Marcel?
Adam: Can ya get Brown to really lose it this time and rip your throat out Mrs Rochester stylie?
Olli Rehn, the EU’s Economic and Monetary Affairs Commissioner, said: “The UK stands out as the only large member state for which growth has been revised downwards.”
more bad news for the snottwieller
Brown governs by expedience, which means a March election.
The only momentum he has is the polls, he has nothing left. He has half the campaign funds of the Tories, he knows the economy is going to tank back into recession, he knows his popularity is lower than his party and he figures the poll figures will turn in favour of the Conservatives again. It doesn’t get any better for Brown, only worse. He knows that he has no-where to run and that he has run out of road and so he will pull the trigger because it is expedient for him to do so. He has no other choice.
that would involve courage and he’s not exactly one of life’s penalty takers
It has nothing to do with courage. That’s the point.
Would this completly NON partizan move be designed to enusre that coverage of the Conservatives this weekend would need to only be 1/3rd of the total when Labour got 100% last week?
[...] that UK election could be called early, like now Guido Fawkes (who appears to have some sources) is suggesting that the UK election could be called very shortly indeed. Possibly this weekend! __________________ Thanks [...]
This is just not cricket.
Our printers went into administration for fucks sake
We have no leaflets to distribute
Save your money Dave. Anybody who can read has already made their mind up.
Just out of interest, I saw some of Simon Mann’s work “mates” in town today.
Now correct me if I’m wrong, but Simon went to Eton with Dave and Osbourne did he not ?
So, again, if Brown doesn’t call that election, he’ll be sealing his fate.
Her Majesty’s men will take control of parliament if Brown don’t call that election, (either in an official capacity or in a grey capacity using such people as mann).
I didn’t actually see simon though !
This can be assured.
Osborne went to Eton? Link please
Osborne went to St Pauls.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Osborne
My mistake,I meant Boris. Not Osbourne.
Surely the “alert” is simply because all the media are geared for a Brown bashing weekend…or maybe bashing is too close to home for GB…..you know what I mean….that and the Conservatives having a policy flurry means that they could get spread very thin….
I also hear a rumour that John Terry and Ashley Cole are in Number 10 as we speak – having a chat with GB about building better friendships and relationships with colleagues….
may be they are all going to be told that now is a good moment to switch sides.It’s all right being a leftie when it suits but cuts coming up and school fees to pay and the rest ,can’t be too careful
Sounds like a good day to bury bad news is in the offing.
between 400 & 1200 people died through incompetence of labour government and it was headlined on BBC for ONE FUCKING DAY just ONE FUCKING DAY.what happened to journalism , and on news at ten last night Tom Bradbry,if that’s his name,said he he been shown a secret survey done presumably by NO10 that showed Gordon’s popularity was slightly improving.Well I used to like that reporter but excuse me you cannot use a secret survey done by the most vested interest on the planet,not to be seen or corroberated by anyone else and take yourself seriously as a journalist…did anyone else notice ?
If it is true, though, what does it tell you about the populace of this country that they seem to like to hear their Prime Minister is a foul-mouthed, intemperate slob?
Though, actaually, I don’t believe there ever was such a survey.
It’s all down to you Guido,mate
CCHQ Printing Problem
Given that candidates have been on the highest state of alert since the new year, gearing up to an election that could be called at any moment, Guido is unsurprised by the amount of anger this latest blunder has caused. It would appear that the printing company that CCHQ were using went bust leaving constituencies and their agents stranded and angry. CCHQ are working to calm the situation
They will normally book time at the printers well in advance, then submit the content at the last possible minute.
The critical thing at the election is the amount of money spent, as there is a limit on that – hence all the local parties booking with the same printer – economies of scale with such a huge order. Printing can be done at the local copy shop if needed in an emergency, but it’s bloody expensive to do that.
Hopefully they can find a printer with a low workload next month…
Confirmation of a sort here.
Link
http://bishophill.squarespace.com/blog/2010/2/25/might-the-hearings-not-happen-at-all.html
Immigration minister Phil Woolas admits his children have suffered because of migration
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1253770/Immigration-minister-Phil-Woolas-admits-children-suffered-migration.html
The immigration minister has admitted that his own children have ‘suffered’because of the number of foreigners who have flooded into Britain.
In an extraordinary declaration, gaffe-prone Phil Woolas accepted the influx of migrants under Labour has taken a toll on local communities and services.
BUT WE HAVE ALL KNOWN THIS FOR YEARS, BUT NOBODY LISTENS OR CARES, NOT EVEN THE TORIES.
Maybe he should have thought about the impact of his policies on his own family – and then think how those of us who earn less than £141,000 might cope with the same situation..?
Le Mentalist premier est aussi désagréable pour moi comme un serpent faim avec le mal aux dents. Comme il louvoie et squirms vous n’êtes pas certain si il va mordre vous ou un jour que vous finira par lui piqueurs.
Tony and Cherie were in Tuscany last summer. Cherie got bitten by a snake. Unfortunately the snake died!!
I went to a secondary school, we did do French for one term, 2 hours a week so my interpretation of this would be:
The disagreeable Prime Mentalist is a serpent with bad teeth, the rest sounds like dish of the day in a five star Paris fish restaurant…
Comme il louvoie et squirms vous n’êtes pas certain si il va mordre vous ou un jour que vous finira par lui piqueurs.
“The Prime Mentalist is as disagreeable to me as a hungry snake with the toothache. As he twists and squirms you are not sure if he will bite you or one day you will end up biting him”.
“Be as wise as the Serpent and gentle as the Dove”
I got it right the first time then Voltair (nice one).
I owe it all to Lady whiskey, Valium and a copy of yesterdays Sun!!
You are Harriet Harmon and I claim my £5 pounds, Sorry! tu vu porqua vezes un cupppa merde!
Maybe but with regards to the General elections of 2010 as we say in existensialist circles ” The second Mouse gets the Cheese” I must go my public is waiting and Filosophy is a cruel mistress!!
….. and as we move into the evening, here’s a nice little tune dedicated to a Gordon Brown and Andy Burnham this lovely night.
Here’s a musical message for Doomed Gordon and all his liberty hatin’acolytes from Hanks grandson Hank III: ‘Straight to Hell’
Is that you Dave?
No, just a crazed country rebel.
It’s a long shot, but could this be a deliberate leak “from the BBC” to spook the Tories into kicking off full election mode, in the hope they will peak too early, and announce policies which Labour can pinch?
Now thats as bonkers a Lee Harvey Oswald being Governor Connely’s gay lover and jealous that he smiled at JFK – their is a conspiracy theory and then there is CONSPIRACY theory!
Why do baddies always have double barrelled names
John Wilkes Booth
Lee Harvey Oswald
Osama Bin Liner
Gordon F******g Brown
Strange but true
Harriet Fucking Harman
Hey dude, you’ve got a point.
Assuming the printers have delivered the order
Liebour are the party of social division in this country,they seek to divide the nation and the union in every way. They have undermined Parliament and every institution and deliberately sidelined and undermined the monarchy.
They hate people who do well and have replaced meritocracy with placements and quotas for undeserving candidates just because it suits their political correctness. No wonder we are in debt and don’t make any thing any more.
Any one with an ounce of spunk to make something of their lives will have fucked off to other countries where hard work and endevour is rewarded.
Oh God just realised if he calls it I am going to have to put up with hearing Caroline Spellmans nasal whine across the radio for weeks on end!
Go on Alastair stick the knife in then move it around a bit.
Alistair did stick the knife in.
If he really wanted to get sweet revenge he could resign the night before the budget speech.
Maybe Gorgon is considering calling an early election in case something like this happens?
lol – what a fucking good idea – take note Mr Darling
If he wants to stick the knife in he can resign if Brown does call an election. Refuse to parrot Brown’s lies during the campaign.
Better still (I`m all a quiver just writing it) DARLING SWITCHES TO THE TORIES oh I think i`m gona cum in my pants just thinking about it imagine Gordoom it would be PRICELESS
PMSL Gordoom,- would be fucking funny but I doubt it would happen.
Too close to the election for the Tories to find him a safe seat for a start…
anyone seen or heard from the MP for Stafford? no thought not .anyone from the BBC gone and got an interview all you need is a pair of legs and a microphone, What the fuck has he been doing all these tears.,would anyone recognise him if they saw him.. thought not. He should have been shouting from the bloody roof tops for years ..instead the relatives have to campaign themselves what the fuck is an MP for. I’m abso;utely fucking speechless
brilliant this blogging lark isn’t it
The Health Secretary Burnham should resign over Stafford.
No if’s but’s or maybe’s.
RESIGN.
NOW.
But if he does that he will lose his £65K resettlement allowance after he loses his seat at the election!!
if he resigns as an MP immediately then he loses his ‘redundancy’payment – more likely is that he resigns as a Minister now, and/or as an MP at the election, in which case Keep On Troughing!
I don’t give a monkey’s fuck about his pension and Burnham will be the one praying this speculation about an election call is true and not just the usual false alarms so he can keep hiding from the fallout of this scandal.
He must GO!
And a full public inquiry must now be held for the victims families.
HIMSELF FIRST ..PATIENTS SECOND
Correct.
The NHS is at a crossroads. If it is allowed to slaughter 1200 citizens without being called to account then the NHS will be signing its own death warrant.
Such avoidable murderous incompetence cannot be allowed to stand.
What is the NHS? A Health service or a slaughterhouse?
That is the question.
If there is no inquiry and nobody is held to account and charged with corporate manslaughter then it is clearly the latter.
cameron has already said he supports an independent public inquiry.
So guess who the people of Staffordshire are going to vote for?
Mind you I don’t know whether staffs mp’s are labour or tory – guess someonee will enlighten us ??
Burnham himself is the biggest roadblock to a full independent public inquiry so the sooner he goes the better.
If Cameron has not already done so he needs to start calling for a full public inquiry and so does Clegg.
There was a time when a disgusting scandal like this would see the opposition go into full attack mode. That needs to happen now and the pressure must be relentless.
nell, it doesn’t matter what colour they are now, they will be blue (or independent?) after the election.
Expect lots of public enquiries if/when (hopefully when) there is a change of government.
He won`t go that would take moral compass of which Liebour have non!
The gaffers of the Stafford hospital all escaped blame – one got a £400,000 payoff and a pension pot worth over a million pounds. Others have been re-employed elsewhere.
The local MP (identity not yet disclosed) is maintaining complete silence.
There have been no political resignations (so far), and I’m not holding my breath for any.
Is anybody taking responsibility? What has happened to this country?
Welcome to NuLiebour’s Britain 2010, where failure is rewarded with promotion, and no-one appears to be accountable for fuckups – even when literally hundreds of people have died as a result of serious mismanagement.
Sad…
Eng. and SE
I believe the algorithm or proc. is quite simple.
Stage 1. Blame (if possible by innuendo, smear, and isolation) junior and middle ranking oiks, especially those who have a propensity for honest application and hard work. In short, the ‘old fashioned’types who cared about what they did, had gained experience, and did their best. [Not many of those left now – they were either ‘re-organised’out of the organisation, or left of their own accord, being unable to stomach the bullshit any longer.
Stage 2. Promote sideways or AWAY, all senior people, who by neglect, attendance at pointless meetings, preoccupation with pointless gummunt ‘targets’and other claptrap, allowed a bad situation to develop or fester (no pun intended).
Simples.
That is (sadly) highly plausible. There is no wilier or more ruthless a politician than a middle or senior manager with something to hide.
How true.
If I read it right, the guy who is now head of the NHS – Top fucking quangocrat of the world – was the chief exec of Stafford hospital when people were needlessly dying every week.
Of course, that Chief met all of his targets, all financial and none of which measured outcomes of patients admitted – all an irrelevance to the NuLiebour ideals.
Fucking terrible, does NO-ONE HAVE THE BALLS TO RESIGN ANY MORE??
I don`t know who is in Stafford but I bet my balls it`s a Liebour troll if it was a Tory then Burnham would be blaming him “LOOK YOU LOT IT WAS THE EVIL BABY EATING TORY WOT DID IT NOT US AT NEW LIEBOUR THE NHS IS IN OUR DNA”
Sadly, that is so true….
The strangely quiet MP for Stafford is David Kidney, Liebour of course!
* Parliamentary Under-Secretary, Department of Energy and Climate Change (since 13 Oct 2009)
* Entered Parliament on 1 May 1997 — General election
* Majority: 2,121 votes. — 556th out of 644 MPs.
Could be out on his arse quite soon then?
Burnham needs to go too and face a public enquiry if it is true that he signed off the hospital as OK. What a twat!
This is the attitude that lies behind the ultimate idiocy that is Labour. The mindset.
Doesn’t the woman realise the nonsense she is spouting. People only have themselves to blame that they need hospitals. They are such ingrates that they waste resources. Eugenists reborn in a shoddy, suburban sort of way.
You silly cow. Healthy people also succumb bit a couple of years later. It’s the human condition.
Her words:
‘One of the ways the NHS could improve patient care is if people actually made an educated choice to live a more healthy lifestyle. When govt doctors suddenly start banging on about better diet, stopping smoking and drinking, and getting exercise the standard reaction is along the lines of crying “nanny state”. This is a short sighted attitude. If we think about it, the more we take care of our own health, the less money needs to be spent on healthcare so rather than taking the cynical “nanny state” attitude maybe people would be better off actually listening and acting on what they’re being told. That way, the government can afford reduce health spending, then the deficit and then taxes.
Not only that but not smoking, getting drunk, eating crap whilst getting regular exercise actually makes you feel better and improves the quality of life. Self aid first.
Just to pre-empt the obvious first. No, I don’t actually smoke, never have and the picture isn’t really me. Before the Potty Craig Fanclub say it, no, health tourism isn’t a burden on the NHS, it costs just 0.03% of the overall budget.
If we want to stop this kind of thing becoming regular news we need to start helping ourselves and living more healthily and stop expecting the medical profession to pick up the pieces for poor choices.”
And the Health Authority… employing a hotel manager as CEO, FFS!
David Kidney
Meet David Kidney. Stafford MP.
Enuff said.
THAT’S an MP!!???!!!??
No its a pie…
Invented by Prezza…
What breed of goat is that?
No, it’s a renal failure.
The MP for Stafford is DAVID KIDNEY (Labour)
Currenty Undersecretary of state for energy and climate change
He has probably been on Planet Mars while his constituents die like flies in their hospital…
A kidney transplant is in order, Staffordeans, there’s only a 6-week waiting list.
Brown will call an election because he fears a double dip!!!!
Brown won’t call an election because he’s a coward and will wait till the last moment!!!
It’s a Conservative plot!!!
It’s a Labour plot!!
It’s a plotter plot to oust Gordon!
Is that you Guido?
It’s tat, mark 23.
Nah, I think tat’s doing the kwikprint CALL THAT ELECTION! comments.
WRONG!
try again fuckwit
He’s doing the anti neocon/glen beck fuckwittery for some reason.
I must say you really are doing a splendid job of being wrong.
That isn’t him either though perhaps instead of these touching lonely calls to your boyfriend you could hook up with him on facebook to arrange your weekly cottaging and Parsnip-Fishing sessions.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Love the feature – left click using your mouse and scroll on posts like you when when copying and pasting!! Secret comments ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha genius!!!! Poor ole Clarkey
Just a thought folks. If bunkerbrown calls the election this weekend, does that mean he won’t be appearing before the Chilcott Inquiry on Friday 5th March?
And if he calls the election for say 25th March does that give the media networks a chance to arrange those tv debates between the leaders that we’ve been promised?
I suspect both of those will be pulled!
The coming crisis easily explained
Yep that’s what happens when you finally understand the crazed economics of the Left
Glenn Beck’s sources and ‘experts’can’t even stand vertical for a few minutes so their brilliance in economic matters and predictions might just be as shaky as they are.
Shhh… we mustn’t speak of such things in front of the children.
fuck me you’re even crazier than Beck!
I didn’t think that was possible
you actually BELIEVE horseshit about FEMA ‘Death Camps’?!?!?
Even Beck isn’t that far gone
I’ll save myself the bother and just post you usefull Tin Foil Hat making info next time nutter
We love that bullying mental case in No.10.
“Americas first black president……” cue picture of Bill Clinton. Funny.
Bill Hicks is dead isn’t he?
as dead as Ronnie Raygun
It’s a bummer innit.
I would say that Bill hasn’t exactly kept up with the latest events, IMHO
He might have been dead for years but he still managed to be right about Iraq
Unlike you and your Neocon wanker chums Bush Beck Cheney and Palin
Suck this one up, pussy.
Suck it up pussy.
Oh the wonderful antics of the Left
First Lie and lie again
Second Smear the messenger
Beck and the Tea Party movement are on to the left wingers big time exposing their lies and left wing agenda – and, in particular, the Progressives – he is knocking 7 bales of S**t out of em.
The problems he highlights are almost a carbon copy of what Brown and co are up to – remember his meeting with “Progressive leaders” last week?
Progressives are trying to achieve Marx through evolution and not revolution but the journey’s end is the same = MARX
This is why when ever there is a reference to Glenn Beck here the Labour lap dogs will attack and smear.
watchglennbeck.com
He’s got to be better value than Huw fucking Edwards any day of the week.
You are Michael Moore, and I’ll gladly pay a fiver for you to be sectioned.
you’re just a thick as pigshit redneck hick who believes everything Fox News tells him because you’re too stupid to think for yourself
try selling Bush and Bliar’s Neocon War on here and we’ll see who’s the fucking mentalist
You believe the beeboid crap ‘cos you’re too thick to think for yourself.
BE ALERT.
Your Country Needs Lerts.
labour have just realised they have to have the election before the next series of HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU as they are the only thing on the BBC which represent how real people feel about these corrupt sleaze bags, no sorry that’s too nice.. economic criminals.
By the way can anyone explain to me how the bank of England ,the FSA and the treasury all given the responsibility of overseeing the banks managed to miss a £300 fucking BILLION error in the banks accounts they were supposed to be watching.They haven’t had their comeuppance yet
BRING IT ON GORDON BABY, BRING IT ON
The BoE, the FSA and the Treasury all thought it was the responsibility of one of the others.
Given that lack of clarity at that highest level, the responsibility has to lie with the politicians for not ensuring that there was clarity in the system – the politicians set up the system, after all. Not, of course, that they’ll accept responsibility.
HIGNFY is an on message liberal propoganda patsy for the corporate media, and the state, they are only allowed ‘rebellion’within prescribed lines and have a stock set of pc stooges to maintain the balance.
Given Albeeb knows GF doesn’t altogether love them, is it conceivable that someone is winding us here all up for err fun?…
BBC? Sense of humour?
Somehow, it just doesn’t seem plausible.
Mind you, it might be that the Beeb (given it’s over-inflated sense of it’s own importance) is just going to make an announcement along the lines of a Director General retiring, or something equally trivial.
WHAAATTTT????!!!! Mark Clarke and WHOOOOOO! Erm. Ew.
Yuk.
Yuk.
Yuk
Perhaps they are shitting themselves SO MUCH over what is in Andrew Rawnsley’s revelations in this Sunday’s Observer that they need to suck all the oxygen of publicity out of the air with a big announcement…
Or at least more ‘fake election’magubbins like Limos Circling near Downing St..
All the gays in Labour will feel stupid once the Euro folds and the EU becomes a figment of the past as it collapses.
HAHAHA fucking socialists doing the only thing they are good at; failing.
What has the sexuality of certain Labouroids got to do with anything? George Washington was an active closet homosexual but this is never raised as an issue when studying American history.
SAUSAGES.
Washington was a closet homo?
Interesting – I never new that.
Homosexuality really isn’t a taboo anymore, I don’t think people really care these days.
The only real big taboo still left – MENTAL ILLNESS.
GORDO IS A FUCKING MENTALIST !
Kill the mentalist!!!
Guido Westerwelle is gay and he is no socialist. No one makes an issue of it in Germany.
Erich Mielke the murderous head of the Stasi was gay. His gayness is not at issue but his murderous Socialist/Fascism was. He cut his teeth as part of a Stalinist death squad in Spain (you know when Orwell was there) taking out Left wingers who were not under Stalin’s control.
Alexander the Great was a homo too, but it doesn’t make it right.
Piss off back to your teabagging closet case republiHuhne websites
Mr septic tank
Sounds like TT is laying the ground for his own coming out party.
Oh Ducky ! You dont have to tell Dave and me about that
we ‘fall’on each other regularly in the Shadow Cabinet with wee Billy Hague and all his fancy ‘Judo’moves
you wouldn’t believe what a ‘clumsy’boy Georgie Peorgie is !
It’s about time we had some British homos running the country.
Could we have some half-way competent ones next time, please?
English homos even.
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!
YOU COLOSSAL FUCKWIT!
Oh dear, always living in the past.
Fuck off back to Gomerville you silly septic tank
I agree – I for one couldn’t give a shit if someone was gay.
As long as they didn’t lie.
As long as they did “the right thing”
As long as they had a sense of fair play installed into them.
As long as they……………………………………….
Nah, couldn’t give a shit, homosexuality is not the barrier it once was.
My own personal view is that the amount of porn we are exposed to makes sex and sexuality much less of a taboo than it was say 10 years ago.
Its a bit like tattoos – at one time if you had a tattoo, you were “classed” as this or that.
still are – and rightly too.
Victor Lewis Smith said: A tattoo is nature’s way of saying here comes an idiot.
Gordon orders Leather to unlesh the hounds of hell.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8537865.stm
160 complaits about the National bullying Helpline…who are they from, is there any way of finding out?
I hope it will not be just a load of discredited zaNuLabourites, but their names should be public merely to show it is cross party concerns, and not Operation Save Gordon’s Face.
Mrs Pratt has:-
* seen her own solicitor
* she has not resigned
* Max Clifford has seen the emails
* Max Clifford is still running with the project
* Other communications have been received by NBH
.
* It’s all going as planned
.
Another reason why Brown wants announce ?
must by why the polls are so good
Rival anti-bullying lines and Liebour scum such as EdSmallBalls, and don’t lets get started on SuziLeather, harridan of the Charidee sector and another Liebour placemat. Burn that witch
Ms. Leather has held over thirty public sector posts in the last fifteen years which has led some right-wing commentators to question her own motivations and the motives of those who appoint her. The Adam Smith Institute accused her of pursuing a “political agenda” on behalf of politicians who lacked the “moral courage” to tackle the issue themselves.
Guido
I hope you are right to moderate for good reason
And I hope I’m also right !!
Cheers
for all those who hate Gordoom as much as me (which is a fukin lot believe me) take some comfort from the fact that he is in hell right now he must be pulling his grey hair out as Homer would say Mmmmmmmmmmmm NICE
Meanwhile over on PB.com, they’re launching the, ‘Andy Cooke seats calculator final version.’
http://www2.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2010/02/25/launching-the-andy-cooke-seats-calculator-final-version/
Boy, those guys really know how to party don’t they?
Does this mean he wouldnt appear at the Iraq Enquiry as it would be in “election time”?
…. as the evening get late and our spirits reflect on the day, here’s a dedication to a lucky chap called Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister, who has ears but doesn’t listen and has a mind that’s turned bad ….
If Broon does announce an election date this weekend, how can we be sure that he isn’t just telling another lie?
Is he going to use his normal technique of making an announcement, forgetting about it, and re-announcing it with a great fanfare early in April?
We can’t be sure until we turn up at the polling station and actually find it open…..
Just heard from contacts that the latest meetings in the Home Office have shown dissent and cncern about their next funding budget.
Seems Burnham has dropped a huge one, and Brown’s aides say he is apopletic.
More as evening moves on.
Can I be of any help?
‘ere, do my legs look like tree trunks to you?
Well I wouldn’t climb em..
How the hell is an Avon lady going to be of any help ?
More mascara for Mr Burnham, dear.
Have you got that new Ultra Colour Rich Mega Impact Lipstick in yet?
Ding dong!
My god – so its true, Ultra Colour Rich Mega Impact Lippie IS what they’re using !
I fucking new it !
(can I order direct from you, or do I go to the Avon website?)
Is Brown rolling on the floor foaming from the mouth again ?!
But that is normal…
After King John was forced to sign Magna Carta, he galloped back to Windsor Castle, and spent two days in his rooms howling and literally biting the carpets on the wall (as they were in those days).
I imagine McBunker doing much the same now, every few days, with each new bad news bombshell.
Definately looking possible…
Sterling falling – down almost 1.5c today, QE ended – probable Gilt auction failures in the offing.
Difficult to present an honest budget just weeks before an election.
Would GB want to go down in history for being the leader of the 2nd Labour Government in succession to have to go cap in hand to the IMF ?
March election means he might be able to get away with it and dump it all on DC before everything goes t*ts, if he hangs out for another month it could all come horribly unravelled on his watch.
Labour have to go, and this time for good.
Heard it all before in 1979, they will be back because of the BBC and infiltration of the education and public sector at almost every level.
Time for a major overhaul of these institutions then. If Labour can do it, so can the Tories.
A start would be to rebalance the absurd policy of banning membership to far right parties.
The Tories should implement a policy of banning membership to far right and far left communist parties.
Why do police officers (for example) have to swear that they are not a member of the BNP, yet it would be perfectly acceptable for the officer to be a member of the communist party of great britain ?
Both are extreme parties, both are run by subversive elements……it just so happens, the communist party of great britain, is the more dangerous of the two, hence its former leader Mandleson in the position he is today.
Communism needs to be outlawed and treated in the same way as Far right politics.
Its been going on schools (aptly named NUT) and universities since the 1950s, will take a massive amount of weedkiller and sheep dip.
half these teachers do not realise the Soviet Union has gone
Gone I repeat…
Not so much that, it’s the RBS scandal which has been mentioned more than enough.
Creative accounting is being done as we speak – expect some more numbers tomorrow.
They crashed in flames in 1932, too.
Hopefully it is three strikes and you’re out.
Suspect it won’t be.
Incendiarists are known to revisit the scene of the crime.
F*cking unlikely given the shit polls and general ineffectual performance…
Gordon is my hero
Gordon is my Darling, my Darling
I am Gordons Hero
I am the Heir to Blair
Don’t underestimate Darling, he’s leaving the discussions for something else.
Just come through Parliament Square. There’s a convoy of black official looking limos going round and round and round and round……
Seen them.
News at ten is possibly out as a headline, but checking with names.
Mossad.
So we do have a zionist occupied government after all then?
I wonder – have alastairdarling and mandy joined forces to force gordon into calling an early election because gordon is actually, mentally, falling part at the seams and they are afraid he won’t be mentally fit to fight an election in 2/3 months ahead??!!
I don’t think Darling and Mandelson want Brown around anymore as Labour Leader irrespective of whether Labour wins the GE or not.
Yeah nell, and what if we’re all aliens from the planet smarg and Gordon has 3 penises. Dwell on that one over your horlicks.
Seems probable.
Darling and Cameron talking.
Mr 9.3% Cuts and Mr 100% LIAR Brown. Then to cap it all that prat Izzard, like a malevolent left-wing gnome.
Izzard is dyslexic, so he probably reads ‘Labour Party’as ‘Free BJ’s for Tranny’s’
These are your just desserts for being an englishman in england and being prepared to say so.
Izzard is a slimy Labour turd on the make, and he’s even more boring than that other Labour prick, Marcus Brigstocke.
Talking a fucking failures – that Obama arse-hole can’t walk without an autocue 6 inches from his small head.
March 25th is the day. The books and statistics have been cooked to a pulp by government scum and the dirty lying trash in the civil service. If the filth in Nu Liebore leave it longer, the awful truth will start oozing out like the stinking diarrhoea that oozes out of Brown’s arse all the time.
Just because I like counting the number of grey pubic hairs I got doesn’t mean I’m mad 26, 27, 28..
Here’s a little bit of evidence that the election’s about to be called – and Guido’s source is right.
Soon.
Watch later half of News at Ten.
Admit it, you’re a wind up merchant.
Moi Lard?
SE-LG. Would you like a new dress ?
S. Moi Lard?
SE-LG. And would you like to be seen with important people ? . . .
S. Moi Lard?
SE-LG. And can you remember a few simple lines to speak ?
S. Moi Lard?
SE-LG. That’s settled then. Now have a fresh young boy sent to my room.
You fools! It’s not the election! They’ve dusted off old senile Maggie to lead a battalion into Argentina!
The Falklands 2: Electric Boogaloo
Wartime coalition?…
Ask Clegg.
NOUT ON THE NEWS YOU BUNCH OF LIARS
Patience.
You ever heard the saying -’slowly slowly catchee monkee ‘ ??
The electorate’s time is coming!!!
Can,t wait, although i have a monumental fear they are going to rigg the whole thing. Desperados.
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords,
Lords without anger or honour, who dare not carry their swords.
They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes;
They look at our labour and laughter as a tired man looks at flies.
And the load of their loveless pity is worse than the ancient wrongs,
Their doors are shut in the evening; and they know no songs.
We hear men speaking for us of new laws strong and sweet,
Yet is there no man speaketh as we speak in the street.
It may be we shall rise the last as Frenchmen rose the first,
Our wrath come after Russia’s wrath and our wrath be the worst.
It may be we are meant to mark with our riot and our rest
God’s scorn for all men governing. It may be beer is best.
But we are the people of England; and we have not spoken yet.
Smile at us, pay us, pass us. But do not quite forget.
A recession is when your neighbour loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours. And a recovery is when Gordon Brown loses his.
PMSL – superb!
A line first used against Carter by the Gipper:
Gordon Gordon Gordon out out out…
Audience full of Lefties – just like QT tonight.
Liar Brown and his rotten party OUT!
This video should be sent to every house ahead of the election:
Interesting point . If gorrdon is going to call the election soon what are the nine labour mp’s for staffordshire doing.
Is any one of them pressing for an Inquiry into the scandalous deaths of 1200 people in staffs nhs.
The answer is NO!
Paul Farrely Mp is openly supporting burnham in a shutdown of the embarrassing siruation.
Charlotte Atkins MP is also openly suporting burnham to cover up what has happened in Staffs nhs.
David Kidney ignores the nhs question completely and pursues a nonsense issue about british gas profits.
mark fisher is fighting off a beenpea challenge to his seat that he might lose.
joan walley is trying to spin that teenage pregnancies in her patch are lower than they were in thatcher’s day!!!
robert flello is 1 of the 70 mp’s more concerned with battling to hang on to his ill earned expenses than concerning himself with winning the next election maybe he’s standing down next time!!
Be interesting to see how many seats labour wins in staffordshire won’t it??!!
I hope guido is not going to keep my modded comment underwraps for too long!
9 staffs labour mp’s, NINE!! none of them interested in the staffs nhs controversy. Why is that??!!
keywords
learn them
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Is it because they’re all Labour MPs?
I think they have all been told to button their lips.
They have been silenced for the election.
When this storey broke last year , I just put it with dirty Hospitals (which also was a bit fake) , however on this second look , its shocking , I mean 400-1200 people may have died , and no public enquiry !! They have been keeping all this from the public hoping it wouldnt blow , and now it has . They shouldnt lie to everyone like this about such sensative matters .
I was listening to PHill woolas on DP and he claimed immigration was a erm “more cock up than conspiracy” , what Phil failed to illuminate as well as not allowing Andrew Neil to publish the document on his website , was how a whole sector has been undermined by cheap labour . Evanomics “the day the immigrants left” had me putting my foot through the telly , given that unemployment has not been much below 1million even in the boom (never mind the actual able to work figure) , it was a no brainer allowing more unemployment into the country in a boom period knowing full well you would have a big dependent surplus as soon as the the peak dropped off , with work being undercut in the downturn .
labour are mad , lieterally mad to have allowed/created this set of circumstances
Not mad just bad,they knew what they were doing.
When you allow in low/no skilled immigrants into the country,
they will vote labour as a thank you or will end up on benifits
and vote Labour.
Election timetables —->
http://www.parliament.uk/commons/lib/research/briefings/snpc-04454.pdf
Free enterprise can do a better job at producing things people need than government can!
Well of course free enterprise can.
Keysenianism is a cancer that needs to be eradicated for ever. bunkerbrown and this last 13 years of labour will thankfully mark the death throes of this leaching, failed view of economics.
modded for saying keynsian economics is a cancer??
Well golly gosh!!
Your not the only one Nell, times I have been modded for things and have ended up being completely baffled as to why.
nell 587, obviously not that that was modded!!
Labour could win the election or at least be the biggest party, on tonight’s Mori figures of just a 5% tory lead.
If Brown doesn’t go for it and call a snap election now, he really is a gutless bottling coward. This is the best and only chance he will get before the SHTF over the economy.
how convenient that the polls narrow just now, call me cynical…………….
There’s only one poll that matters but Brown hasn’t got the guts to call it.
Mori poll indicates:
Lab 283
Con 279
LD 55
SNP 8
PC 5
Oth 2
NI 13
Labour the biggest party.
Call that election, Gordon!
Oh God, tim from PB has turned up here –
You know that UNS does not apply in the marginals, and that the ANS poll shows a 50 seat majority for Cameron.
The Telegraph’s Andrew Porter is still shilling for Brown:
Labour could still win most seats, new poll shows
Labour could still win the most number of seats at the general election, a new poll reveals today.
By Andrew Porter, Political Editor
Published: 10:00PM GMT 25 Feb 2010
The latest survey indicates there will be a hung parliament, but it would be Gordon Brown who would be in the position to try and form a government as leader of the largest party.
An Ipsos MORI poll looked at those who are “absolutely certain to vote.” Of those 37 per cent said Conservative, 32 per cent Labour and 19 per cent Liberal Democrat.
If translated into a general election, with a uniform swing, that would see Labour with 19 more seats than David Cameron’s party, but lacking an overall majority.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7316518/Labour-could-still-win-most-seats-new-poll-shows.html
Brown will bottle it again
the coward will only go to the polls when he is pushed
It,s all happening like you said it would Tap.
The absolute worst Government in history and this is the best the hopeless Conservative party can do. The best thing Dave could do now for the Tories would be to literally drop dead.
Yes, that is probably correct. My question is this: when the Tories lose the election, as they will, then will they dump the Eton Rifles? Cameron will surely be replaced and it must be a foregone conclusion that Osborne will go too.
Labour have been utterly dreadful but they will be returned because the Conservatives are such an awful alternative. Oh yes, and the reason why the Tories will lose? One word: Thatcher. The terror that Thatcher delivered onto much of the country north of Watford is her legacy.
So how did Major manage to win then?
Major arrived during very different economic times indeed.
British Grit,Self-Confidence and a soap box ??
Forget the Eton rifles.Its my friend the Loretto loser you should be concerned about
14 million voters were shit scared of Kinnock winning!
You do write a load of nonsense sometimes. Pity you cannot redact this one.
I almost agree, it’s the Tories fault for choosing a weak PR man as leader…
However, if Thatcher was that bad, Major wouldn’t have won in ’92.
I think it’s more to do with the fact people see Cameron as Blair mk2.
I’m really angry with the Tories for not appointing a real Conservative as their leader. We don’t need 5 years of Blue Labour.
TO – Anonymous, February 26, 2010 at 1:31 am
What you write is such a load on nonsense!
If Labour get in with 5% less votes, get more seats and form a Government there’ll be trouble. In particular in England, where I would have no doubt the Tories would be 10% ahead.
In the future, this period in british political history will be held up as a shining beacon of how not to succesfully run a country, They will hold lectures on Gordon, the man and his staggering ineptitude. What a legacy.
God help us all ! The British Public are determined to let “Mrs Rochester” burn the house down around them it seems !!!!!
If Labour is re-elected or worse still we have a hung Parliament and THEY are the largest party the subsequent financial meltdown in the currency markets will make Greece look like merely a small ripple to the tsunami that will hit the UK. Govermment Gilts will be next to worthless
How on earth could Cameron not win this?
If only the Tories employed first past the post, David Davis would be their leader and he’d surely have slaughtered the fat scottish cyclops.
tim, haven’t you got any cows that need milking? LOL
Wrong, at 7% national it showed a Tory maj of 24: Waffer thin
Well done Cameron You have managed to lose a fucking election that was given to you on a plate ! just stay behind the sofa it’ll soon be over !
Not yet he has’nt. Watch this space.
The BBC have done a brilliant job of destroying the Tories, the BBC have earned their drugs this week.
Since Keynesianism reared its ugly, head there has been only one government that has successfully applied it, but with some extraordinary controls, and that was Hitler and Schacht 1933-36. That’s why the German working class flocked to him and abandoned marxist socialism for the National Socialist variant of left wingery.
In Britain it failed miserably in the post-War period, the only period when the British economy shook off the dead hand of Keynes was 1979-1997 under you know who. A balanced budget and set fair….for Labour to wreck yet again.
Britain deserves better.
Britain is shaping up to be the deathbed of Keynesianism.
And of course the German Government was bankrupt by 1939 which meant they had to go out and ‘free up some new resources’to keep the Keynesian dream going.
But I can’t see Grodon Von Brown leading a fight for lebensraum, though God knows we need some now as a result of his policies.
The machine’s on the blink tonite.
It took exception to Chuck Berry and Rhubarb for some reason.
I mean you could understand if it was Rhubarb and Custard.
post 587 would suggest that’s not true.
Seems like the D Mail/UGov poll distortion is going to work!
Polls in 1992 predicted a hung parliament, mainly due to overstating Labours share. Well, we all know what happened.
10:14 BBC news website. No mention at all of Stafford hospital slaughter. One Birmingham child, though.
Perhaps the BBC think that one black child is more important than 400 elderly whites?
Perhaps you’re right Theo, more important that Balls goes before Burnham
I see her father whinging about more should have been done – obviously eyeing up a compo-claim.
Obvious retort is; “And where the fuck were you? If you actually visited and spent time with your daughter you might have spotted a problem.”
it is wrong of you to force western styles of parenting onto other cultures…..just because he didn’t bother to see his daughter in the 6 months she was being starved to death doesnt make hin a bad dad.
Guido why have you let no10/bbc brownites take over your modding.
Time for bed
Night folks.
Don’t foget as you go comfortably to bed that we still have lads , under equipped, fighting for their lives in Afghanistan!!
Not waiting up?…
Another 160 troops in two groups of territorials en route to Afghanistan very imminently. God speed. I know them well.
Tonight’s Mori poll for tomorrow’s Telegraph shows Labour now only 5% behind the Tories. With all the economic news about to get far worse Brown will call a cut and run election later this week for March 25th or April 8th.
Peter Hain – what a twat.
David Dimbleby – what a twat.
Labour stooges in the audience, looking round at their dull peers for that hurrumph of collectivist approval as they bully a bullying helpline – what twats
And once again, Peter Hain – what an orange twat.
Fuck me, these Welshies are thick socialist twats aren’t they?
Frank, stop watching that shite. It will only do your head in.
Total Labour love-in on QT.
Nigel Fartaged – what a kings sized frog faced pompous twat.
Synchronised clapping from the BBC’s Labour Rent-a-Crowd. Even saw the same spotty, four-eyed Labour yoof activist who has been in previous episodes of the notorious BBC-Labour propaganda bulletin known as QT. Same planted comments too.
Hain. What a slippery reptile.
Nigel Fartaged – what a kings sized frog faced pompous twat.
Peter Hain What a fucking Ventriloquists Dummy who was pulling his strings ?
as for Nigel Fromage i hope he will be the next PM
straight talking anti europe tells it like it is !
He gets my vote !
Andrew Rawnsley’s book is due to be released on Monday. March1st.
Would the announcement of an election stop its release?
Would an announcement on Saturday affect the content of Sunday’s papers, which will have already been written?
BBC in Save Gordon Mode! Full pelt!
Budget won’t be called as there needs to be a Finance Bill to ensure that income tax is collected over a general election. All parties are agreed to this – well all of those who accept that the tax introduced to pay for the Napoleonic Wars still needs to be maintained.
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!
The Tory lead is cut to 5%. (Mori poll) That is hung parliament or possibly even a narrow Labour win.
Five more years for Gordon the man who saved the global economy from recssion and who is safely steering the UK back to growth and prosperity.
Swing on it you Tory shit trolls LOL!!
The Tories are in shell shock. They’re staring defeat in the face and they can’t cope with it.
Fuckin delicious!!
Are you that fat Somali bitch living in Harrow with four kids who hasn’t had a job in her fucking life and is scrounging off the state by any chance?
racist!!
somali bitch!!
Dear Gordon, there was a Harris poll yesterday that had Labour 9% behind, and Angus Reid the day before, 12% behind. Deary me, what are we going to do?
As the saying goes; there is only one poll that counts and that is on Election day.
Will you still be laughing then?
To be honest its a Tory win either way.
If Dave wins Gordon is flushed down the historical toilet.
If Gordon wins he will have to face the consequences of his disastrous policies that have bankrupted the country. He will have to sack the doctors and nurses and teachers, close the schools, cut the military and raise taxes and interest rates and within a year he will lose an election far more badly than the high standard for failure set by Michael Foot.
Mori poll, MPs by party:
Lab 283
Con 279
LD 55
SNP 8
PC 5
Oth 2
NI 13
Labour = biggest party!!!!!!!!!
Suck on that Tory boys LOL!!!!!!!
Two B, N, P, MPs. Interesting.
the scibblegate effect
they were warned it could backfire
Evidence was there none.
I see you’e discounting the Angus Reid poll that had the Tories 12% ahead just 48 hours ago. You wouldn’t be leading McRuin into a bear trap would you, you naughty boy?
Moderator seems to be in Wheelan mode. Nothing allowed.
All I was saying was if Dave wins its a result. No more McDoom.
If Macbreath wins then the whole shitty mess will be his to handle. Including the plotters and coups and the Chancellor who is now unsackable and won’t do what he wants in an irony that must have Blair grinning his Cheshire grin day and night.
Oh dear, we’re all going to feel your pain when the only poll that matters is held.
We’re only waiting now for the bottler to call it.
WELL, WE’RE FUCKING WAITING……!!!!
Are they doing these polls in Scotland?
Which Gordon was that who saved the world economy ???
Gordon ( Bullyboy ) BROWN ???????????????
BWAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAA !!!!!!
QT – Liam Fox raises bullying against David Kelly.
Sweet.
Non-job of the week: “Deputy Director – General and Director, Operations INTERNATIONAL PLANNED PARENTHOOD FEDERATION”
http://jobs.guardian.co.uk/job/968519/deputy-director-general-and-director-operations?RSSSearch=0&gusrc=gu_jobs_box_World%20news&link=World%20news_jbx_vac&INTCMP=ILCNEWTXT180
It must be an MI5 (or a MFI) job !
WTF, £100,000 a year for doing what exactly?
A March Election before more shit comes out about Brown, his Beard, The Economy, Northern Ireland, The NHS, Other Public Services the various wars and other assorted sleaze attached to this repugnant Government.
Maguire twittering april 8th election!
he’s being a shill for the new confuse-a-tory strategy
he is a cun’t after all
The co-incident timing between an election announcement and the Tory conference can be used to full advantage.
Just a little bit of thought is all that is required.
I think the latest poll results make the chances of an announcement very high, and I think too, that the polls are out.
Read “Caveman’s” comment on Political Betting.
what would Elvis thought of Gordon Brown?
shhhh or Gordoon will hear you….
And of course the German Government was bankrupt by 1939 which meant they had to go out and ‘free up some new resources’ to keep the Keynesian dream going.
For some reason Keynesian is now a forbidden word.
Face it blue nose twat boys…it aint gonna happen for you. Lab majority 20
Just had to switch off QT. How do they get away with it???!!!!
I believe that the polls are rigged. I have noticed that there is a Labour bounce for no obvious reason at opportune times fro the Labour Party. When the geeks at political betting delve into the mechanics there are all sorts of weird weightings going on that give Labour more votes. I believe they are engaged in an attempt to manipulate public opinion by ramping, in the style of astro-turfing used by Axelrod for Obama. They are trying to give the polls a kick by exploiting the herd instinct. I have no proof for this, I just believe it. Am I paranoid? You decide. But these results are awfully convenient … Brown will call an election.
I agree with you. The influence of a minority of Left/Labour activists in our society is disproportionate but underrated. They are pulling out every propaganda stop they can to stop the Tories winning outright. They don’t care about Brown – it’s tribal.
Sadly you are an anus
Every poll must be wrong unless they show a huge lead for Cameron.
That’s just Psephology 101.
Hi. Vote for me. My beard had a dead child. It wasn’t mine to begin with but thanks to Herr Campbell, I managed to fake some emotion over her in my pre-rehearsed interview with Piers Morgan.
Vote insanity. Vote Labour.
That’s the last post you will make for while if Fawkes sees it sp33do shorts
Guido ban hammered you before and he’ll do it again for being such a cu.nt
You’re a smearing Liebour cu.nt trying to discredit Guido by posting lunatic McBride smears that M’Learned friends would take an interest in
Fuck off back to Labourlist Hoon
The problem being that is with this right-wing publications by the conservative supports press and in doing that is that man of honour Brown has integrity will fight honest an election at time is right of his choosing but not pressure coming by Mr Cameron and then that is the Tory press supporting Murdoch is owned and that is.
I’m voting Labour. They helped set me free! And six months later, I’m still on the brink of death from cancer!
we are still giving him his meds but its hard to fit them in around his golf.
Shame they didnt put him in stafford. Burnham would have fixed him up a treat.
I just hope that Mr. Brown doesn’t ‘bottle it’again by giving the impression that there will be an election, but then being too afraid to call it.
I couldn’t bear another eighteen months of him hanging on as unelected Prime Monster.
if labour get in again it will be time to take all your savings and get everything that you can abroad……..it will be a re-run of argentina.they will steal your savings and pensions.
the imf will be called in….
and they always make a fuck up of everything!
the u.s is the biggest player-anyone seen what is happening over there?
$$$$$$$$$$ trillions in debt and real unemployment at 20%……….
LONDON (Reuters) – Business investment in Britain fell by a record 24.1 percent year-on-year in the last three months of 2009, casting doubt on whether fourth-quarter GDP will be revised higher when a fresh estimate is published on Friday. The Office for National Statistics said on Thursday that business investment fell 5.8 percent to 27.121 billion pounds in the final quarter of 2009, giving the steepest annual fall since records began in 1967.
The figures were much lower than analysts had forecast and are likely to dampen hopes for an upward revision to total Q4 GDP on Friday, which the ONS estimated last month to have grown 0.1 percent, slower than most economists had expected.
“The substantial fall in business investment in the fourth quarter of 2009 is a horrible surprise and extremely disappointing,” said Howard Archer, UK economist at IHS Global Insight. “It dilutes hopes of an upward revision on Friday to UK GDP growth … and even raises the spectre that this minimal growth could be revised away,” Archer added.
Manufacturing investment fell 8.2 percent on the quarter and 35.3 percent on the year to 2.304 billion pounds, while private-sector services investment dropped 8.3 percent in Q4 for a 24.5 percent annual decline to 18.376 billion pounds.
The above together with some other bad news it seems will see GDP adjusted to a negative figure later this morning or so reports suggest. That in itself will blow away any possible chance that McBust will call a snap GE for late March or early April.
Good name, 716.
If labour get in again, the pound will drop like stone. Before you get your money out. Even before “Instantly” because they will anticipate it- they are already anticipating it. You’re already on the Titanic.
So you should get your money out of the UK now if you are in that mood. Its not as if the pound will be instantly restored to its pre-northern rock value the instant Dave walks up to No.10.
If only to add fuel to the fire, note that Labour are likely to do quite poorly in marginal seats where students are. The talk from Bristol is that an election early will suit them fine since the students will all have gone home for their Easter hols, thus protecting a few Labour MPs from their Lib Dem/ Tory fate…
[...] +++BBC Source: News Team on “Red Alert” For Election Call+++ UPDATE: Guido understands that the BBC political teams have been told not to go away over the weekend. [...]
Not long to go now.
Bye Bye, Gorgon!
Looking at the sheer size of the grave yard tonight
(all the comments at the bottom of the post that do not have a number )
i can see that everyone is getting “modded”
so i might as well just join them
All i have to say is
I dont like “Nick Griffin And His BNP Party” That should do it !
thank you and goodnight !
Time to remind Gordon of his 1992 quote against the Tories.
““A weak currency arises from a weak economy which in turn is the result of a weak Government”.
What goes around comes around?
With sterling heading for dollar parity and below euo parity wonder if there will be a chance to ask him about this little gem on the televised debates?
We at Remploy ltd eagerly await the arrival of our newest recruit
he is a Mr Gordon Brown of downing street London
his CV states he is “A Born Leader Of Men”
so we have decided to put him straight in at the top
as head of the screwing the lids on toothpaste tubes department !
I think you’d find Gorgon would even fuck up screwing the lids onto toothpaste tubes.
Dont foregt Hain closed a lot of them down !
I bet this conversation will be taking place at Downing Street…
“But Prime Minister, we can’t cancel the election. That would be illegal…Yes, I know we do illegal things all the time, like your private slush fund, but cancelling a general election would be hard to hide from the public when they know we have to call one by June…What national emergency?…You want us to create a national emergency in order to postpone the election?…Prime Minister, I cannot go along with such an idea. It’s obscene and fascist…Prime Minister, please don’t throw the secretary out of her chair. I know you hate women but that’s really not the answer.”
Quote of the day had me in stsiches Guido , thankyou for that .
Being as CW called that it was last sat (some 8 days before the event) , my sources had reverted back to 6th of may , so this bit of news suggests Burnham situation has upset no10s view and dithering abilities . Last saturdays slogan launch , was all the more bizarre with this rumour . Harriet didnt give much away in business questions , Tessa Jowells hubby has had his conviction quashed , and ruin is due to go to chillcott next Friday ,poll lead narrows.
So either he can get out of chillcott by calling one , or Burnham situation is scarying them potty (well what ever alert levels of pottyness no10 currently use) , as well as ruins ecnomic case collapsing with april stats .
CW can see how the ruin may have a political advantage in dodging certain events/stats ,yet being as last saturdays slogan launch (cough bottled election declaration) has had no taction , I cannot see why he would think this weekend would . the conservatives are having a spring conference , so he either thinks he can run a drama soaked spoiler , to favour his ambigous posiend well ecnomic strategy , or hes finally realised that the closing months begin to blow the wind in the conservatives favour .
CW is also convinced that Dave wouldnt be in as much of panic as the ruin might like to think , but he will have to watch how the ruin pitches his spoiler in trying to create a febrile mood. We have all seen how the ruins spin opps work and know that over Time his positions always weaken .
The hung parliament idea may not work in the ruins favour either , because a second general election later in the year is risky in that all the labour lies will be visible including his ambigous ecnomic ones even the EU has predicted Uk annual growth of 0.7% (which makes Darlings figures a joke), people arnt stupid they know that it was the ruins policies right from 2004 that set the debt supertanker on its course , they know that the numbers are so big that it will take time to undo all all the toxic legacy .
I still remember that early PMQs when Cameron , looked him straight across the despatch box at the grinning ruin and without any trace of anger as he realised the ruin was going to adopt a scorched earth ecnomic policy and said “we are going to blow you out of the water ” , you know what, CW thinks hes just waiting for that day .
You would probably get the same standard of contribution from the 30% in our country who would vote Brown and the fuckwits of Labour back in.
no you wouldn’t.. that’s world beating retardedness..
Scary – they are so totally thick it is depressing.
Just like the Labour 30% who will vote for the moron Brown.
Someone above referred to the herd instinct, a concept which appears to me to be far more critical than is acknowledged.
The only available lever to turn the herd from its ongoing stampede over the Lib/Lab/Con-excavated precipice will be a massive vote for the B<N<P.
Ipsos Mori show tory lead down to 5%.
Now has brown got the nerve to call that election or is he going to bolle it again?
tsk ! bottle
Morning Nell. Yep, bottle it…
http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/79082.jpg
Morning Admiral. I do hope Guido’s right about this.
Guido isn’t Brown.
This is pure speculation from Mr Fawkes and he wisely doesn’t even claim this is anything other than just a rumour from a “source”.
CCHQ will have more hard information by now.
He will Bottle it. Not a chance in hell he will call a GE fro late March or early April. If there is a god please please I would love to be wrong.
It’s strange that over the past couple of days on the BBC business section they haven’t been showing the £/$ exchange rate. It’s usually there – is something happening with the pound against the dollar – parity perhaps?
The Pound is proud when Brown is around !
Gold was sold when it was such an obvious hold !!!
I can’t understand all this talk of doom and gloom just because one poll gives a rather low 5% lead for the Cons. It is like winning by 5 goals and still feeling depressed about it.
Even 5% will effectively obliterate Brown’s spin machine from puking out any more stifling legislation. Brown really deserves having to go around the minor parties, cap in hand and more glycerine tears.
The Queen will let the corgies pee on his trouser legs and let him in by the back door.
It is the humiliation a national destructor deserves to have to bow and scrape to every passing influence, even his SNP – to be forced by the IMF into making even deeper cuts than Osborne would make Brown and his toadies have to work late into the night without overtime while the opposition howls at him and blocks any bill that even smells of Socialism. Can you imagine how the Gorgon will look after 6 months of this? Bring it on I say!!!
For a start – you never believe the polls. I wouldn’t bet on a football match if i couldn’t guess a result accurate to within 5 goals.
I think we could get Phil the Greek to top Gordon on one of his visits as well…
But this will be marvellous when Gordon has to beg the minor parties for a coalition …He will immediately lose his rag and start shouting “you’ve fucked me” or “you’ve ruined my life” and other ciivilised things like that…
He will be truly titanically demented for the whole workd to see this time…So be warned…
While Sterling, Gilts and the economy collapse…
Truth is far stranger than fiction you know…
Time for another Downfall remake, McHitler Brown as described by Guardian:
“He’d had very few encounters with Brown in his life, and he was expecting to have a civilised, thoughtful discussion about the details and consequences of the proposal. Instead he encountered a glowering chancellor, puce with fury, who within minutes was picking up pieces of paper from his desk, rolling them into balls, and throwing them at the adviser’s head, screaming: “You’ve fucked up my political career!” Even an outsider was not immune from being treated with complete contempt..”
http://tinyurl.com/yhzeos7
Britain can’t afford to let Mrs Rochester loose for another 5 years.
I can’t imagine bullybrown surviving a hung parliament and trying to negotiate with the libdems and the snp to form a government.
We’ve already been told more times that I can count that gordon dictates and when anybody crosses him he throws rages that are completely off the scale . He has got away with that because those rages have been thrown at people inside labour or staff in no10 that dare not speak out.
Once he starts throwing those rages at the libdems and the snp, and if he has to negotiate with them, he will, his extreme and strange behaviour will all be out in the open in graphic detail.
I think it might be quite entertaining to watch!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/7318723/Gordon-Brown-dismisses-claims-he-accused-Blair-of-ruining-his-life.html
gordon spinning like a top saying he never shouted at bliar that ‘ he had ruined his life’.
Given that bliar told friends about it over dinner, apparently, it does appear that gordon is lying again. Becoming a bit of a habit isn’t it? Or is bottler brown trying to imply that it is bliar that was lying about the incident? That’s possible I suppose. What a ‘lovely’government we’ve had for the last 13 years!!
And that poor old moral compass is looking completely decrepit now, a bit like poor gordon’s face.
This is Tony Blair saying something. He will remember the conversation as it ought to have been, from his point of view.
Friction at City Hall is unavoidable between the various party elements, but there are still lots of positives to take away if you make them a visit.
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/02/26/mayors-question-time-part-2/
Big strides made in some areas, some are still a struggle, but Boris’s wit would enliven the dryest proceedings.
And next on Dancing On Wheels: Stephen Hawking performing ‘The Robot’.
its all coming home to roost
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/feb/25/only-paralysis-fear-pervades-workplace
another nail in Browns coffin
O/T
The Beeb cutting back drastically…
Have they now understood that we are going to take them apart bit by bit until all that is left is the BBC Library ?!
No more coke and cottaging then ?
It won’t happen.
There’s more chance he’ll hang on until June 6th.
Like most bullies, Brown is afraid of confrontation – and he knows that come the election it will be game over. The job he coveted for a decade gone, never to return.
I’m actually looking forward to all the new labour wretches revealing the truth once the fear of losing the election has become fact. Brown is in for a very lonely, very miserable existence once labour have no further use for him I suspect.
The Guardian – Jenni Russell;
“Last year I asked a cabinet minister why a reform of which he was particularly proud was taking so long to become a reality. He shrugged. Held up in Downing Street, he said, with the prime minister, who didn’t like it, refusing to make a decision one way or another. Why didn’t he demand some clarity, I asked. You can’t do that with Gordon, he said. He won’t talk to you if he doesn’t want to, and you can’t argue with him if you disagree with him; he just flies into a rage. So what is your department doing, I asked. Waiting, he said. Paralysed.”
Says it all – the reasons for the 10p tax crisis,the Gurkha’s and on and on – Brown evaluates any project in terms of himself and the micro control he practises,the project drifts and then plunges in to a crisis made by Brown’s terrible management style of interference.
Brown would not rise beyond a very junior office clerk job in a provincial town double glazing firm.Just happens he got to this position….
Private Eye has been onto this for years. It seems that the island of St Helena was promised an airport years ago instead of relying on an old mail streamer once a month or whatever out of Cape Town. The airport would cost of the order of 20 million quid. A fraction of the kind of money Brown loves to announce he’s pissing away on free laptops for an ad-hoc afternoon sound-bite.
Apparently it was approved about ten years ago. It just needs the great mans initials on the paperwork. But will he make the decision?
Will he fuck.
And if the Falklands doe blow up again wouldn’t it be handy to have another staging runway down in the general area (actually a little bit closer to the Falklands) for ferrying out supplies? No point starting building it now and claiming it’s a ‘strategic’decision.
Silly c*nt. Just cannot make a decision.
How can I contact Guido with information on the extra-curricular activities of a Labour MP?
guido.fawkes@order-order.com – it’s in the side-bar under the ‘Guido’s portfolio’box.
Cheers
House prices in the UK went into reverse in February, bringing to an end nine consecutive months of price rises, Nationwide said in the building society’s monthly survey of the market.
oh dear, more bad news for McMental
I see yet another Labour mong has been caught out on Twitter. Fuck me and these halfwits are running the Country!!!
http://twitter.com/EdMilibandMP
# hhey, i’ve been having better sex and longer with this here http://www.hurl.ws/c7dx about 3 hours ago via web
Has he been dating Mandy as well?
The adviser – a sophisticated man, accustomed to professionalism and good manners even at times of stress – could not believe what happened next.
He’d had very few encounters with Brown in his life, and he was expecting to have a civilised, thoughtful discussion about the details and consequences of the proposal. Instead he encountered a glowering chancellor, puce with fury, who within minutes was picking up pieces of paper from his desk, rolling them into balls, and throwing them at the adviser’s head, screaming: “You’ve fucked up my political career!”
hahahahahahaha wot a tard.
GDP revision – up to 0.3%
Eh? What was that they were trailing in the Grauniad yesterday then?
300bn quid now buys 1bn quid of ‘growth’.
That will be in the second revision, end of March apparantly.
Election called this weekend?
0.3% Election it is
Economy GDP figures revised to +0.3% growth!
What a joke.
Lets hope brown calls an election.
UK economy grew by 0.3% in the last three months of 2009, although im not sure how this fits into the big picture….
Story as it stands at the moment. Notice factual but negative comment on the state of the UK economy during the recession.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8538293.stm
Wonder how long that wording will stand…
The initial estimate released last month showed that the UK economy had emerged from recession, having grown by 0.1% in the last quarter of 2009.
The economy had previously contracted for six consecutive quarters – the longest period since quarterly figures were first recorded in 1955.
The UK had been the last major economy still in recession.
Last! Woo Hoo!
2010 Q4 revised growth figures out 0.3%
Do we believe them ? just before an election rumor
if we do then it just shows what fuckwitts are working out the figures
as that is 200% higher than the one they gave us the other week
how can you be that far out on such a small figure ?
Today could be the day by- election win, economy “Rocketing skyward ”
what other great news can labour possably throw at us ?
Labour win another small election, but look at the number of postal votes
Electorate Votes Turnout
In person 4234 840 19.8%
Postal 2073 1193 57.5%
Overall 6307 2033 32.2%
So nearly 2/3 of all votes cast were postal and the result was a bit of a wonder?
1. Ken Stephenson Labour 854 Elected
2. Pete Hodgkinson British N&&&&& Party 566
3. Aaron Luke Independent 213
4. David Alan Rice Independent 174
5. Anthony James Lanaghan Conservative 124
6. Susan Heather Troupe Liberal Democrats 100
joolz
Fuck- that was close to being a seat for the Unmentionables.
Still doesn’t justify rigging the result with 54% postal votes though. Look at the dumb Tory with 150 odd votes. I can’t believe he put his back into door-stepping folk with a handy pile of proxy forms.
5th HAhahahahahahahah!!
Fuck me that was some by-election
in person 4,234,840
postal 20,731,193
overall 63,072,033
Where was it India ?
think you need to goto specsavers!!!
A hung parliament would be better for everyone in the long run
it means i can still slag off the shite policies of Brown
without having to think one up of my own
[...] Yesterday Guido reported that the BBC politics team were on “red alert,” and have been told not to go away over the weekend. While announcing the date of the poll this weekend would overshadow David Cameron’s Spring Forum Speech, and give Parliament a longer ‘wash-up’ period I don’t see it happening myself. This is because Chilcot is the elephant in the room and left not forget that Labour does not have the funds to fight a long election campaign. AKPC_IDS += "5274,"; Tagged with Alistair Darling, Budget, Chilcot inquiry, Conservative strategy, General Election, Gordon Brown, Labour strategy [...]
Is there trouble brewing for MI5? Senior judge criticises MI5. Court ordered the paragraph that has been rewritten a few times to be published in full in it’s original form. SHTF?
Melchett Brown’s office. Darling is asleep at the desk. Brown comes in with
a candle. He is wearing a robe, and a hairnet for his moustache.)
Brown: Darling.
Darling: (with a start, stands) Sir!
Brown: Oh, sit sit sit sit… Can’t sleep either, eh?
Darling: Er, no, sir — thinking about the Push, sir, hoping the Tories will
forget to set their alarm clocks, oversleep, and still be in their
pyjamas when you call the election, sir.
Brown: Yes, yes. I’ve been thinking, too, Darling.
Darling: Sir?
Brown: You know, over these last few years, I’ve come to think of you as
a sort of son. Not a favourite son, of course — lord, no! — more
a sort of illegitimate backstairs sort of sprog, you know: a sort
of spotty squit that nobody really likes. But, nonetheless, still
fruit of my overactive loins.
Darling: Thank you, sir.
Brown: And I want to do what’s best for you, Darling, so I’ve given it
a great deal of thought, and I want you to have this. (picks up
a piece of paper from the desk and hands it to Darling)
Darling: A postal order for ten shillings…
Brown: No, sorry — that’s the UKs cash reserve. (picks up another
piece of paper) Here.
Darling: Er, no, sir — this is a letter putting me on the back bench, sir.
(holds it out, to give it back)
Brown: Yes. I’ve been awfully selfish, Darling, keeping you back here
instead of letting you join in the fun and games. This will let
you get to the front line immediately!
Darling: But, but, sir, I, I don’t want to.
Brown: …to leave me? Heh, I appreciate that, Darling, but, damn it, I’ll
just have to enter Number 10 without someone to carry my feathery hat.
Darling: (stands) No, sir, I don’t want to go.
Brown: …without me. I know. But I’m too tired, Darling. I’m just going to
have to sit this one out on the touchline with the halftime oranges
and the fat, wheezy boys with a note from matron, while you young-
bloods link arms and go together for the glorious final scrumdown.
Darling: No, sir… (walks around the desk to Brown) You’re, you’re not
listening, sir. I’m begging you, please — for the sake of all the
times I’ve helped you with your dicky bows and dicky bladder —
please (falls to his knees), don’t make me–
Brown: …make you go through the farewell debagging ceremony in the Cabinet.
Heh! No, I’ve spared you that, too, you touchingly sentimental young
booby! Look: no fuss, no bother — the driver is already here.
Darling: (turns, still on his knees, as the door opens; a shadow of the
driver is cast from the bright light in the next room [extra bright
for dramatic effect]; the driver salutes) But–
Brown: No, no — not a word, Alistair. I know what you want to say. I know.
(Darling stands slowly) Goodbye, Darling.
Darling: Goodbye, sir.
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Having watched Question Time I was supprised that two non-white members, out of all that audience, were given an opportunity to speak, about the assault on the Euro-President. Not that they should not have been given time to state their case. But they both attcked Nigel Fararge.
Did the BBC know that Nigel was about to be called a racist ????
Visual reinforcement I think they call it
This is very good… The stupid and gullable will not notice this sort of thing. Easy to dismiss as ‘just on of those things’
wow – last time I read comments on Guido I don’t recall it being infested by:
* people who swear all the time because they lack restraint / a good vocabulary
* right wing racists
I appreciate this isn’t everyone on here but there are a lot of posts of this nature. The fact that other posters don’t moan about them much also speaks volumes.
I’m no fan of GB btw. I can’t wait to see him leave office.
I guess the above plus the fact that this rumour about the election being called was groundless means I won’t be stopping back here any time soon.
Hm. Looks like you were misinformed.