Gordon has been sent to Coventry to launch Labour’s election campaign. Sky just trailed his arrival at Warwick University, he ignored the noise, but the you could clearly see the CCHQ coordinated protesters behind him stirring things up. The vacuous A Future Fair For All sounds familiar… Guido is sure Labour used it in 2005.
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
We’re all protesting against the Prime Mentalist together!
OoooooH what a dirty trick. Fancy sending in the heavy mob. Ooooh HOW unfair. OOOOH.
kidding, honest…
Hilarious to see lefty losers turning red in the face with anger at these CCHQ stunts.
Don’t like a taste of their own medicine at Labour.
Brown out.
Yes.
Sidesplitting to see far-right morons getting precious about a dozen spotty CCGQ twats.
Don’t give a fuck for Labour or their Con clones.
Brown will be out and Cameron will be shit.
Oh yes.
Doubling the 10p tax rate was hardly fair, was it Gordon?
Mr Rebuttal is back.
Cue endless repeating of what others are saying.
Mr petulant twat is back
Cue a whiny little pussy who doesn’t like the fact that both Parties are full of useless wankers pointed out to him because he’s a twat.
And learn what copy means dickhead.
And learn what copy means dickhead.
Dear Mr 10% Browning Street,
Could it really be true, did you really remove the 10% tax rate for the lower paid, someone told me that you did but I said no, that couldn’t possibly be so, that would be so utterly heartless of a labour government, they would never stoop so low.
Yours sincerely,
Agatha Crusty.
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Gordon Mr 10% Brown says:
Dear Agatha,
Thank you for your communication and I can assure you that there has been no removal of the 10% tax rate, this is in fact a vicious rumour spread about by the Tories to try and discredit the New Labour party but I think that most sensible people will see through this Tory deception straightaway, the New Labour party would of course never be so callous as to take from the lowest paid workers as this is totally against our principles as I think you have probably realised.
Thank you again,
Gordon Mr 10% Brown.
All I could hear from the Crash was “I hate Tories and you must hate them too” over and over and over again. Was that it? Is that the best he can do? Does anyone really care? Why can’t I stop writing questions?
Labour don’t like it up. Take the fight to the bastards and they will crack!
If it’s Brown, flush it down.
If it’s yellow, let it mellow
Ballot Boxes are interfered with
Voting registers go missing
The Police can kill innocent people and get away with it
The state can kill people and get away with it
You can be put in prison for 42 days on pure suspicion
You can be put in prison indefinitely on the word of a politician
The State can torture people
Your children are monitored at School by Political Officers
Their behaviour is logged on a State database for their entire lives
Your innocent fingerprints, iris scans and biometrics are held by the State
You do not have the right to remain silent
You are watched on 4 million CCTV cameras
You may not photograph the Police
The media is controlled by the State
You do not have the right to protest peacefully
Curfews exist for entire communities
Your travel movements are logged and monitored
Who you vote for is logged and monitored
Your shopping habits are studied and logged by the State
Your emails and telephone conversations are recorded by the State
Your passport can be withdrawn at the whim of the State
Government agencies can use lie detector tests on you.
13 years of Labour.
PS “A future fair for all” is an anagram of “Our fearful fat liar”
PS “A future fair for all” is an anagram of “Our fearful fat liar”
I like that. Anagramming at its best.
we’re all in it together!
Other anagrams for “A fair future for all” are
A Frail Fault Furore
Full Euro Rat Affair
Just for balance…
Conservative Party = Overpays craven tit
Jack Straw= ”The English are not worth saving as a Race”.
Not an anagram, just what he believes.
Yeahr, this kind of domestic subversion has been noted.
Mark my words, there is a big folder with Mr Straws name on it.
Just listened to the radio play on radio 4 based on Craig Murray’s book. What an excellent play and the stark truth is that a lot of our “intelligence” in the war on terror came from a fascist ragime who tortured people into the sort of confessions that the “neo-cons” wanted.
Jack Straw was undoubtedly aware that we received information gleaned from torture of people who were innocent and used those forced confessions (amongst other lies and falsified documents) to create a wholly false rationale for an unlawful unlawful invasion.
Curse him and the rest of the Stalin Luvving Luvvies
I thought your comment on twitter was highly inappropriate. Tit !
F***g LIARS END the New Labour Fascist State NOW
I think it’s a simple mis-print – it really relates to MPs’ expense claims and should be ‘A future free-for-all’.
It’s a spelling mistake – it was supposed to say ‘A future fare for all’ (and we’re talking a load more than a £4 Single Fare, too).
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A FYEWTYURE FARE FOUR AWL
THE £20 WUN DAY TRAVELKARD
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Not forgetting, if you drink more than the fake recommended limits you will be villainised and persecuted so much you want to kill yourself.
Gordon Gordon Gordon out out out.
The live BBC broadcast was trying to downplay the protests saying “it wasn’t bothering Gordon”.
When dosed up with enough pills, nothing bothers Gordon. He is comfortably numb.
Until they wear off and he wakes up angry, naked and abusive.
He’s probably angry at himself.
He’s probably very abusive to himself.
He doesn’t realise this.
Therefore, he keeps going, keeps going, keeps going.
The only person he is truly fighting against, is himself.
He gets more and more angry, more and more vile.
Until he realises it’s himself that he is fighting against and NOT the evilness of the Tories (whom, incidentally he views in the same light as his abusive alter ego – therefore he treats the Tories with the same disgust and distain that he treats that part of his personality that drags him down all the time), yes until he realises this he is DOOMED !
I feel what we see of Gordon these days is a man who is fighting with himself, unable to understand why people don’t like him, unable to understand why he hates himself.
At the end of the day he’ll put it down to “the stress of the job”, however the stress of the job is just an excuse used to hide the REAL truth, that he is a fucking twat and he knows it deep down in his heart of hearts.
Here endeth the lesson !
Shades of the veterans catcalls of Brown at the 65th Anniversary of D Day ceremonies in 2009 at Arromanches
He really did enjoy his day at the seaside, he even loved paddling at Obama beach.
They were just out of range of his Nokia hurling capabilities..
Well reality has never bothered reality either.
Gordon Brown is a smack-head. True.
I’m waiting for Gordon to finish his rally speech this morning so I can edit it, but it cracked me up as he was introduced, they played the Jackie Wilson song “Higher and higher” as he was coming to the stage.
The lyrics…. “Once I was downhearted, disappointment was my closest friend”.
Did anyone at New Labour check what the lyrics being sung indicated?
“Higher and higher” just like the national debt.
I will unveil the Conservative Party slogan soon
AUSTERITY FOR ALL
AUSTIN 1100s FOR ALL
Much better.
ROFL, I like it.
I quite liked the walnut facia in the Wolsey 1100
“Debt for all” regardless of race, religion, class sexual persuasion etc etc Yaba Yaba. We’ve got sh*tloads of debt and its all yours. “Debt for all, Debt for all!!
Do you like the new New Labour theme song, it’s from some really cool Prince guy (so Mandelson tells me)….
“Say say two thousand one zero party over,
Oops out of time!
So tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999.”
A song for the Taxpayer
“Down in a hole and I don’t know if I can be saved”.
If you see Gordon, play it out loud.
Today I recieved an election leaflet from the B=P in my door. Well I have just read it and in all honesty I cannot find a single issue on it that I disagree with, Furthermore all the issues raised are raised and supported on these forums every day by all except the loony labour arsewipes. I think the real reason for pillorying the B=P is that it could well disrupt the long standing LibLabTory con who are realy only offering decades of more of the same. Their sham outrage at the B=Ps polycis is I fear eminating out of blind panic.
http://www.stripersonline.com/surftalk/attachment.php?attachmentid=245903&d=1242928087
Dangerously close to the truth there, Englishman. They’ll suppress you for thinking that way.
My wife thought exactly the same.
She also noticed that the B&P crew take their life in their hands while out campaigning, in contrast the Lib/Lab/Con crew piss their collective pants at the thought of a bad headline.
I agree that they are certainly a LOT more brave than your typical politician. Look at any election rally. Not ONE single real person within a mile of a senior politician. They are always surrounded by paid supporters, bussed in and dressed up to “look the part”. These events are massively orchastrated and choreographed and stage-managed. In other words, they are fake, false and a lie.
Shame that the BNP want to renationalise most everything. Their socialism will not work, but at least they DO genuinely stand up FOR the people of this country and they fucking MEAN it!
I would love to see a Parliament with a UKIP Government and a BNP opposition. I disagree with some of their policies and their socialism tendencies, but I have a hell of a lot more respect for them than any of the LIBLABON traitors…
Oh my me to I am luvving it
UKIP’s program has some similarities to the B%P’s but one senses a big difference: the B%P actually mean it!
Brown urges the electorate to take a second look at Labour.
Good idea because they are so fucking stupid it is difficult to believe at first glance
A future fair for all
Where you will have fuck all
For we will have it all
Mandy, Brown and Ball
We tax you if you die
We tax you if you try
We tax you till your dry
We are the Labour Lie
only a Labour government will look after those who are not rich. The Tories will only look after themselves and their friends.
No more sitting on the sofa belching Stella all day for you.
Yes, the super-rich Tony Blair is constantly thinking about the poor. Cretin.
I cost £25K you know…
and my Nulabour mansion 2.4 MILLION QUID !!
Nothing is too good for the workers…
I have no problem with people becoming filthy rich
Is there something my firm can do for you good people?
Glenys and me would like to thank you all for the 10 million….not.
Thanks for all my properties too !!
I am the richest man in parliament woof woof
Glenys and I……
‘Looking after us’ means giving enough benefits to fund our drink and drug habits which gives people no incentive to have aspirations or raise their game
‘Looking after us’ means making Liebour voters totally dependant on the State, mentally castrating millions of people.
‘Looking after us’ means millions of CCTV cameras ‘looking after’ you….
Re drink, if you are able to finance it yourself and pay taxes they will hound you like a criminal.
A Labour government will continue to destroy society by rewarding the lazy, the feckless & the irresponsible by punishing the productive, the prudent and the sensible.
fuck the bankers and their cocksucking weasel apologists
I’m not a bank apologist. I’m totally against bailouts. Any bank that needed a bailout should have been wound up instead.
HOWEVER I’m more annoyed by the cause of the credit bubble. The regulator deliberately caused it so the state got loads of tax from the consumption the credit bubble caused.
the regulator caused the Banks to behave like idiots and forced them to make worthless bets for short term bonuses of billions
right
fuckwit
Oh, and remind me who fked the regulator up?
Blatantly bollocks, that must be a joke post. Surely no-one believes this. Brown was trying to spin that Conservative/right wing ideologies is purely about the privileged helping out their rich mates. Not true, its about the individual taking responsibility for themselves, about being in charge of their own destinies. If you work hard and are responsible then should reap those rewards. If you are a waster then you’ve only got yourself to blame. Socialism rewards the lazy and feckless
Brown is a hardcore socialist dinosaur.Responsibility is a dirty word and profit is his to spend as he sees fit not the people who earned it.
He really is a fcuking hypocrite.
When has he ever given the “working classes”(those who actually pay tax)anything back after over a decade of draconian taxation and broken promises?
The labour government only like the idea of the working class, not the working class themselves.
“Socialism rewards the lazy and feckless”
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Only until the borrowed and over-printed money runs out…..Which it just about has.
Only a Labour government will reward idle bastards who stay and home and do no work.
Only a Tory government will let the hard-working and successful hold on to a bit more of the cash they have earned.
John Prescott, need I say more.
Alex Smith and do you believe that fucking shite do you ?
“only a Labour government will look after those who are not rich. ”
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By doubling their income tax? Are you for real?
Whereas labour rely on the Likes of Lord Paul who stole a shit load of money from his worker’s pensions. (rather like that other labour multi-millionaire, Robert Maxwell).
They also created the expense system that allowed Labour ministers to serially house flip and build up lucrative property portfolios paid for ENTIRELY by the tax payer, without even being subject to capital gains tax on their profits.
Labour have continuously shafted the poor ever since they came to power in 1997 and have been doing it even more viciously since Brown took over.
Less than 2 years ago labour refused to give the ordinary level police the salary increase (costing only a few tens of millions) in one go that was agreed by the national body, spreading the raise over a number of years, thus creating a real-terms pay cut, all the while blaming fiscal prudence, and then as soon as the billionaire bankers get themselves into deep shit (through following Government’s super-lax and wholly inappropriate regulation) the government suddenly finds hundreds of billions of pounds to bail out the banks and stick the tax-payer with the bill!!!
Brown cares so much about the workers in this country that he is allowing Labour’s cronies who run TATA make more money from carbon tax credits than by making and selling steel.
Brown cares so much about British workers that he signed the Lisbon treaty that did NOTHING to stop unscrupulous employers from avoiding the minimum wage by employing foreign super-cheap labour on contracts based on the employment laws of their native EU countries, thus undercutting the British workers and putting them out of work.
They would rather tax the living shit out of the rapidly and still shrinking enterprising productive sector of the economy to pay for an army of useless, and harmful pen-pushing seat polishers who are massively overpaid (out of the overtaxed surplus produced BY the productive sector) to actively harm British Business by the creation and zealous implementation of more and more rules, regulations and paperwork.
Labour have done NOTHING positive for the poor.
What does labour do for the poor? Increase their numbers and their dependency on the state and decrease the opportunity to escape from being poor.
Too true, I fucking hate Tata
Exactly. And thus it increases the size of its core vote.
Add that to them bussing in millions of Asians and they could be in power for generations.
He realy has not got a clue
A future fair….
Is this Crash’s version of panem et circenses?
I’m not a Christian
Updated to Dominos pizza and X Factor.
If Labour win the election and I don’t get dodgems and and ice cream I shall be mighty peeved – come on Gordon – where’s your waltzers?
You will get lots of clowns, the house of horrors and a financial rollercoaster.
Look at them all! There’s millions!
…oh wait: ten.
The millions are waiting for the ballot boxes, fuckweed.
11 – maths never was my strong point.
O/T. Does anyone know why the Americans say “math” and not “maths”?
Serious question.
Because they’re really talking about Mass, but they’re lapthed Catholics ?
Because they’re tossers.
Serious answer.
So are you.
Serious answer.
They can only spell four-letter words
Because the attention span of the average American is so short.
Same reason they won’t say the ‘H’ in Herb and can’t spell LieBour, Neighbour, colour etc etc
It’s their way of abbreviating the word “mathematics”.No other reason for it. Simples.
Actually those who say “Do the Math” or “Do the Maths” are both wrong.
In the context of its usage what they really should say is “Do the Arithmetic”.
Arithmetic being of course a subject Jack Straw id not good at when it comes to filling out his council Tax Returns.
You really need bearded leftie rent-a-mob to have a vacuous protest about something- anything will do.
Serious point..when did you eve see liberals or conservative riot?
Wait until labour are out. The overt and covert funding to their activists will dry up. They will then resort to violence. They will blame racists,the conservatives, the US, climate change deniers etc . Any issue will be siezed upon to forment discontent and disorder. The hard left will be the rump of the labour party and they still harbour notions of a violent revoloution.
I mean it.
I really do.
It’s coming to a town centre by you.
Board up your windows and buy a shotgun.
Already working on it…
Hey, the ‘Nicholas’ link goes to a leftie twat tweeter page……..bless.
The rest will be out campaigning.
Oh those nasty students, best be careful it doesn’t make him cry…
Stop bullying the PM, he has a warm human side, don’t you know
Has anybody seen his human side recently, or has it been locked away in the attic again?
What should worry him is the silent but visceral hatred the coping classes have for him. He is the most disliked prime minister since records began and it can only get worse for him.
These folks – not a few Conservative Future babes-in-arms – will ultimately destroy Brown’s political career. Let us hope it is sooner rather than later.
The real Nicola Murray = Harriet Harman
Ta for the explanation, but she looks and sounds a lot nicer than Haridan Harperson.
Apart from that, Brilliant.
At the crackle of Harridan’s fanny the show will commence. Prime the Mentalist!
At the crackle of Harridan’s fanny…
Don’t forget to remove the jump leads.
And the Scabs
It was stitched up years ago to stop that Dromey bloke getting any ideas. That’s why his jaw’s always clamped so tight.
saw Harriet Harpie on the news banging on about “fairness” is they why her dinosour crooked hubby is being lined up for safe seat in Brum very fair indeed
The Sovietocracy in power are using the Obama team to boost their ratings and it does appear that the Prime Mentalist and his fellow plutocrats are getting all the positive strong messages out there with some airbrushing of the last decade and the active support of BBC-Izvestia and much of the MSM.
Where is the opposition? Blue or yellow? Who can name the Tory or Lib Dem front bench?
How are they handling the Brown Stuffs onslaught? They are either silent or being criticised by Izvestia as negative and complacent.
Hagues implied criticism of Mossad/MI6 showed him unfit to hold the FCO portfolio. Surely even he knows that friendly powers share intelligence information on perceived threats and actions against those who wish to harm us? Gone down big time in my estimation.
Amazingly, all the crap in the last thirteen years of Labour misrule appears to have been forgotten…….or slipped away….they were never there….not me guv……only they can save us from the crap they have created….and the public seems to be swallowing it…..thankfully I’m on leave…….
“…and the public seems to be swallowing it.”
Evidence?
Exactly
Where is the Tory Attack Team…
We should be ripping the guts out of LaNulabour and blowing them out of the water…
Every day
24 hours per day…
ACTION THIS DAY TORIES, AS CHURCHILL USED TO SAY….
There are simply too many adolescent focus group driven policy wonks at CCHQ thinking up ‘innovative’ bullshit to justify their existence. Note to Dave. Sack these tossers.
We want red meat. Is there no-one on the Tory front bench who’s prepared to get into the trenches and start bayoneting these Labour hoons? It’s time to go negative and start calling it as it is. Hard hitting negative campaigning works. With Labour’s record it should be as easy as falling off a log yet still they fuck it up.
Likes like we’ve been landed with the effete public school tossers,the bookworms, and not the cold shower rugger playing lot. Definitely not cavalry material. They probably think giving Brown a slap or two is bad manners. Bring back Tebbit.
‘Looks like’…
and an unfunny boring twat at that
Yes yes Laboid stooge….take the tablets and then piss off…….
yes you’re still a humourless tedious boring twat
thanks for proving my point
I should stay on leave 26
Mandelson on Sky News – “the recession is behind us”. Yipee.
Just as long as you’re not behind me mr mandybum.
Quite.
I don’t want that shrivelled old-man dick anywhere near me.
Thank goodness for that. I was worried it may have been Mandelslime or Oaten behind me.
Tastes like mushy peas…
Better than guacamole
Has he seen the latest High Street sales figures? The recession is deepening and will last for a long time.
No real solution.
1) cut soon- recession deepens
2) borrow now and wait- problem drags on for ever
These are very dark days.
Don’t forget, that the Retail Sales figures for January 2010 have been rigged. The Office of National Statistics have for the first time included the price of petrol and diesel. That should help cook the figures some more.
If you strip out the sales of petrol and diesel, just how much worse is the already rigged figure of -1.8% ?
The figures were SO bad that the BBC did not mention the retail sales on the 1pm, 6pm, or 10pm news bulletins of that day.
Please excuse the spelling of Diesel in this Sky New report, it’s the New Labour edgeukayshon you see, can’t spell!
Mandy failed to comprehend what double-dip meant.
He thinks it’s when he revisits the guacamole with his cock.
*Slurp!*
0.1% growth on the back of vast borrowing to fund a surge public spending does not equal an end to the recession.
You really have to laugh.
The government was so sure the recession would be over by now!!! Brown is sitting in his bunker to the bitter end, slapping his staff around, ticking off the months, saying ‘it must end, it must end ….’
Sorry Gordon. You’ll have to get those ballot rigging plans into action, or it’s curtains, mate.
Just wait til Darling has to tell him the truth about the borrowing…£275 billion minimum. 20% of GDP. The bunker will blow.
Guido is almost right.
Labour Party Conference 2003
“The original Conference title read “Fairness For All”. We changed it to “A Future Fair For All”.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1442874/Blairs-speech-in-full.html
New Labour – old ideas.
Don’t read the whole speech – it’ll make you want to do something violent!
New Labour – grammar getting worse.
Humph! Tell me about it!!
New Labour Same old results+ Busted economy.
Dude put the ‘R’ in Soul mufukkas.
A future fair for all?
What the fuck is this? jane Austen?
A fair future for all is SO much more 21st century.
Twats.
Is all.
“A future fair for all”
It conjures up an image of the the taxpayer on the magic roundabout of spiraling government taxes and debts and can’t get off because it’s spinning faster and faster, with Gordon Brown as Zebedee looking on, Peter Mandelson as Ermintrude standing next to Zebedee.
The magic roundabout for all.
Maybe clown gordon really means this one…
The traditional English fair was where slaves were sold. A fourth term Labour government will sell us all into slavery and sell of our treasured national investments cheaply to foreign investors.
With Brownfinger at the helm, it’s more likely to be a future worth fuck all.
Spot on, could not agree more.
How predictable .. The Prime Mentalist begins with a joke against the Tories. Expect most of the campaign speech to bash the Tories
Dark Brown http://www.benslow.org.uk/DarkBrown.jpg
Anagram of “a future fair for all”
A rear fruitful loaf
Keep munching on those bananas!!
Fatal failure furor
These anagram games are probably the most attention those crappy slogans will get.
a real ruf fruitloaf
Furl Aureola Tariff !
Gordon Brown: “We built a new hospital in your community”
Yeah, but you fucking closed all the others we had, you c’unt
And left you with the mortgage
and you still won’t own when the mortgage is finally paid off
‘Gordon Brown: “We built a new hospital in your community”’
Well, if Gordon would be kind enough to show me where it is, I shall be grateful. Is it a hugely overpriced, badly-administered PFI hospital, like most of the hugely overpriced, badly-administered PFI hospitals elsewhere in the UK?
They did close one fully functional state-of-the-art hospital and there are now 200 houses in its place. I am sure the residents of those houses are grateful to Gordon.
We’ve spent so much money that there’s no money left for future hospitals or indeed doctors.
Gurning cnut has just asked, “Why am I looking forward to this contest more than David Cameron?”
My wife beat me to it and switched the prick off – she knows he aint good for my hypertension.
Given the feverish speculation about an early election, here is a sobering thought fro PB.com.
http://www1.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2010/02/20/could-an-early-election-still-be-on/
So All Fools day is definitely an option – most appropriate.
A Future Funfair For All.
this shopping list of impossible promises is so fucking sad!
i actually feel sorry for him!
No you fucking don’t.
These are not promises, they, labour politicians, don’t use the word ‘promise’ like other people would. To them a promise or any such statement that implies a promise is meaningless. All the words that come from their insincere and devious mouths are just fatuous lies. The whole construct of the Labour ideology (if it can be called an ideology any more, as that implies something realised and understood, if not yet implemented) is but the symbolic manipulation of language. Which now, after thirteen horrendous years of their gerrymandering, underpins, and is mirrored in, our social, political and economic landscape.
hoping that people will feel sorry for this laughing stock of a prime minister is a solid tactic they will use throughout the campaign. The man is pathetic ..roll on the remover’s van.
he’s really jumped the shark. Plans to cure cancer!
Given the IQ of some of the Labour trolls on here, they probably believe him.
If they can post on here even THEY cannot be THAT stupid
Somebody with the mental age of a five year old could do it you fucking knob, and you’ve just proved it.
He’s used the “Labour is the only party that can cure cancer” chestnut before I’m sure I’ve heard it uttered from El Gordo before.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he next says voting for the Conservatives gives you cancer.
Hasn’t he already.
Gordon has been sent (presumably by Mandlebum) to Coventry to launch Labour’s election campaign. Hang on a minute, what date did he call the election for again? Surely some mistake, I heard he getting on with the serious job of steering the country through these tough times. This evil bastard will do absolutely anything to spin, lie, cheat and bully his way through the next few weeks to avoid the eviction he so richly deserves.
Current watching Brown on Telly and is actually making me physically sick.
Presclot claimed he was bolemic, Gordo causes Bolemia.
…But he didn’t give you Tourette’s?
What’s wrong with you, man?
I did a double take on the new Labour slogan. How much did that cost? What a waste of money whatever it cost. Do we want a fair? Do we need a fair? What an absolute bunch of twats we have governing us at Shitehall. A fair for all – more like a free for all – all those troughers at Shitehall.
If it’s unfair now, which is what the slogan suggests, then what have these neanderthals been doing for the past 13 years.
Are the Government using public funds to pay for this electioneering? I suspect they don’t have to pay for it themselves since they haven’t actually called a general election. Thieves, the lot of them.
A Future Fair For All.
Good, because the last 13 years has been a right royal unfair fuck up.
What’s fair about a massive tax burden on those who can’t afford it shoring up the circle jerk of Quangocrats with their 6 figure salaries, gold-plated pensions and first class travel?
In their fucked up deluded Marxist world-view, “all” is interchageable with the small coterie of other fucked up deluded Marxists and the state apparatniks. They don’t give a shit about the proletariat, we are just a means to their enrichment.
Go to the top of the class.
In the Labour view…
Punishing people for working, saving, employing and investing is Fair
Rewarding people for sloth, unaffordable spending, sacking people (see green tax) and leeching is Fair.
plans to land a man on planet Mars
The cnut is already there.
I thought that was Uranus.
he’s not landing on my anus thank you very much
An impossible task for today’s technology. You would need a crew of at least 8 and food and a massive medicine chest to last them about 18months. See John Glen’s lecture on Research Channel for more detail. A lead in time of 10 years is needed with all costs ( mostly unknown ) ring fenced.
Not to mention a spacecraft built like a safe to shield the space chimps from Coronal Mass Ejections.
Lets build a rocket and fire Gordon and his NuLabour colleagues off into space.
Come on Broon. Bring it on. Election NOW. I fucking dare you. (off to puke up).
Gordon Brown: “If you get cancer under the Tories you will die untreated”
Why doesn’t somebody stop this c’unt from spewing out all these lies and poisonous bile
I know a woman who tried to commit suicide and ended up pregnant.
Threw herself under a socialist
he must be on drugs (Prozac and cocaine at the same time). This is awful. Truly embarrassing.
what’s with the silly grin anyhow?
Will the media give David Cameron’s Conservatives any coverage ??
I hope not
There are about only about 50 people (deluded twats) in the room where the idiot is speaking. Hardly on a per with the Nuremberg rallies. Surely they could have paid a few more to come along.
I notice they’re all strapped into their chairs.
Where’s the plug and how do you switch it on?
They probably raided the Coma ward from that shiny new hospital in the area that B-ruin mentioned, at least he wouldn’t be heckled or asked difficult questions, probably B-ruins best audience ever.
And begging Dignitas to put McBirdbrain out of their misery.
Dammit – you’ve given away what Sarah has bought McDoom for his birthday – a spa weekend at an exclusive clinic in Switzerland – only a one-way Easyjet ticket though.
Please believe me when I say this Election launch is targeted at the Floating voter.
Well we all know what floats and in the UK: it is not hope but it is brown.
I used to vote Labour but refuse to vote Tory Lite Nu Labour – time to rebuild Hadrian’s Wall, pull the electrical plug and turn the oil and gas off and then maybe someone in Engerland will get the message when they can’t heat up their eel pie and mash or their computers go on fire.
PS: Labour in Scotland are just as much up Shit creek without a paddle. The canvas return on one of their ‘safe seats in Scotland’ is currently showing the SNP on 38% of the vote share, Darling could be heading for his Patten moment as well – so take your 10% Conservative poll lead with a very big pinch of salt.
Did someone call ?
Jock – really happy for you to rebuild the wall – but a bit further north there’s a good lad – plenty of good Englishmen to the north of Newcastle, you know. You wouldn’t want them in your sacred country – they can’t play the bagpipes. You switch off the oil and gas and we’ll switch off the money – see how long the SNP remain after that. You can have all your Scottish politicians back too – they’ve overstayed their welcome here. Spring clean all round.
What’s the difference between Katie Price and David Cameron’s Conservatives ??
Katie’s only fucked about half of the country.
Dammit! I’ve been living in the wrong half.
Oh silly me, I thought Labour had been in power for the last 13 years.
Fuck off you tedious twat.
David Cameron is a loser
Tell Bottler Brown to call that election now, сunt.
Martin, take your benefits and your cans of super strong cider and go and play on labourlies.com
…or the M1.
Martin Day is a loser.
The prime mentalist is and always will be, delusional. It goes without saying if he opens his mouth, he’s lying, as is normal.
It’ll be a change to actually see a Labour activist/canvasser on the street/doorstep. They’re scarcer that a Cadbury’s Cream Egg in a heat wave around here
“Loose” or “Lose”??
I think we should change the spelling to ‘ oo ‘ You know it makes sense
New Labour: Yoda speaking like 1997 since
*Chuckle*
Anyone know a way of finding out who is paying for this ‘Jolly’ to Warwick?
Maybe it’s coming out of the Harperson £600,000 plus a contribution from the £50,000 fund that McBroon doesn’t know anything about.
Yeah, we are!
I was playing X Box last night when my wife walked in wearing stockings and suspenders, holding a tube of lube.
She said “I wanna go all night”
I said “Piss off, you don’t even know the controls”
I’ve from coventry and we don’t want the fuckwit here
“A future fair for all” = “we’ve had 13 years and so far we’ve managed to worsen the inequality levels whilst supporting the bonus culture. So give us a chance to have another go, honest we’ll try harder.”
You mean you’ll try to fuck us harder.
“Take a second look at Labour!” – we have – now fuck off
We’ve had 13 years to take a long, hard look at Brown and Labour.
That’s enough Gordon, now be a good “man” and go away.
I just had too because I just could not believe what i saw the first time could have been allowed to happen.
ANDREW MARR: Do you take drugs, Prime Minister?
BROWN: No. It’s your love that’s lifting me higher.
http://fxbites.blogspot.com/2010/02/hands-off-this-gold-gordon.html
kill them. Kill every single mother fucken labour mp, activist, and voter. Remember, keep Britain tidy!
Alliteration aids arseholes
A FUTURE FUCKED FOR ALL
why are you telling John Terry you are snide and treacherous ?
I doubt he gives a fuck
sniff sniff i no i’m shit in bed and on the field sniff sniff
I’m not telling John Terry that – he already knows it. It’s simply my strap-line.
Thinking a bit more about it though you are right. I’ll change it.
A FUTURE FAIL FOR ALL
This is no time for a novice. Osborne is too busy managing his millions, to know what ordinary people have to go through. He is our champion and a winner.
It is time for a change. 13 years of Labour have damaged this country immeasurably, and Brown wants 5 more years to continue this once-wonderful country into a hell-hole.
Gordon Brown and Darling are both millionaires now so EL DICKHEAD what is your point?
It does take rather a lot of time managing my millions.
Someone’s got a sense of humour showing at the Warwick Arts Centre on Warwick Campus this week – “Forever in your debt”
What a nice slogan for a Labour poster?
CCHQ if you are reading….
“A future fair for all” is a tautology. “Fair for some” wouldn’t be fair at all.
But as election slogans go, it’s no more vacuous than any other, I dare say.
They’re usually made up from “Britain”, “future”, “change”, “fair”, “building”, “forward”, “better”, “new”, and sundry other words shuffled into various combinations.
Well spotted..
But I suppose if they’d lopped off the tautology, and switched the sentence around to use an antecedent adjective, they’d have been left with “A fair future”?
In this context, synonyms for “fair” might “Moderate” or “Average”
“An okay future”
“A moderate future”
“An average future”
“A reasonable future”
Damning with feint praise – all of which are utterly beyond the Labour Party powers of delivery.
Faint praise. “Feint” is what boxers do, or Nokia-dodgers.
He is correct, ‘feint’ being nearly indiscernible!
Building for a new Britain.
Forward for a Better Future.
Spare some Change for the (fun)Fair?
OMG! Peter Mandelson just said they are proud of their record! presumedly the worst recession in history…he also said GB is the strongest…master of dark arts?
Highest number of insolvencies ever. Not caused by the recession, the figures went through the roof years before the “credit crunch”. Brown built a house of cards in the UK, and the whole lot came tumbling down.
Debt was Labour’s policy. Personal debt, and government debt. Yet Brown wants us all to suffocate under even more of the stuff.
Debt means dependency, ever was, ever will be
Debt is future taxation postponed.
I’ll have lost the Election when the gigantic bill is presented to you lot of Taxpayers.
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I have it on good authoriity (from an Economics Professor at Warwick University) that there is a radical new policy at the heart of Gordon’s election theme of ‘A future fair for all’. It’s called a Birth tax. Basically it means that when you are born the government will take £20,000 off you to pay for future expenses, and if your parents can’t afford it you all get packed off to Australia pronto. Not too bad if you’re a boy as they’re better at cricket than us. No more single Mums on benefits either. I knew Gordon had the brains to sort this one out.
Personally I prefer the Tories new election theme ‘A future free for all’. Rolls off the tongue much better don’t you think.
Your right; if the Tories get in at Westminster there will be a ‘free for all’ but only if you can put £500,000 in CCHQ coffers first.
Let’s get it straight another 5 Years of Tory lite New Labour and the UK if F’d or five years of Camerooon and the UK is F’d.
The real question, voters, is just who would you rather be F’d by?
One eyed or Etonite?
They say the difference is in the thickness.
er, Prince Wills went to Eton too. Will he be given the same nonsense by Labour when he becomes King?
Just a thought, as it were.
Probably – he’s an German Oik, never had a real job, stays with his Mum and has a lot of advisers telling him what to do……. wait a minute he could become a politician with that CV.
What the fuck are you on about?
Fuckin’ prick…must be Rip Van Winkle.
Liebour despise the royals it`s in their DNA
“You’re right,” you mean. “Your” is possessive. Detention for you, Mad Jock.
Warwick – hopefully the kingmaker for Dave.
‘A future FARE for all’
Fare [noun]
Price, fee, expense.
Sounds about right.
A future fair for all
Well I hope they’ll have rat on a stick and wack a mole, I like a country fair.
Or perhaps it is a weather forecast?
Then again, it may just be a product liebors modren educayshun.
Honours degrees in PPE from oxford/cambridge colleges or phd in a @no one gives a shit about socialist in scotland@ and the idiots can’t punctuate. Modern classics my arse, more like gies a degree here’s daddies money.
I agree this is another example of NuLab NuGrammer.
Fairs are fun. However will it be a state run, workers only, proletarian fair for the masses? No, of course, its a fair for ALL, so I guess the toffs are welcome too. However if its only for the ‘many’ then toffs can bugger off.
Anyhow at least if NuLab win we can go to the fair to cheer us up.
sorry spelling meant ‘grammar’
The interesting placard was – ‘A future full of debt.
The slogan ‘a future fair’ is a huge hostage to fortune, because the present is more unequal than the past. In 13 years we have seen inequality in crease. Tory open goal. LibDem as well.
It’s merely ‘jam tomorrow’ for everybody… stupid slogan.
We have already had 13 years of Nu-Labour to judge how likely that is.
Slogan stolen from the BNP! What a bunch of wankers……
The SNP’s slogan of an ‘Independent future for Scotland is growing in attractiveness with every post I read and utterance I hear on Brown or ‘Dave’.
I’m sure many of us can agree with your sentiments entirely. Just shut the gate behind you.
Interesting that gordon is launching his first ever election telling his audience that they musn’t go out campaigning on labour’s past record.
On the doorstep he says, don’t get involved in discussions about what we’ve done – turn the dicussion to a choice between the tories who want change and labour who want to keep on the same path that they’re already on.
OMG! Five more years of gordon! Just imagine!!!
I don’t think many people will see any Labour canvassers on their doorstep so I wouldn’t worry and if they do they’re likely to be given pretty short shrift
Let’s face it they’ve either gotta be pretty brave or pretty damn stupid to even venture out into certain parts of the country AND whether they want to mention their record or not you can bet the voters will definitely want to particularly the middle classe voter who voted for Blair in 1997 and who have lost so much as a result under Labour for both themselves;their parents and their offspring
Amazingly, after being taken to court over the non-referendum on Lisbon and winning, Labour are the ONLY party going into a general election with the legal precedent to lie on their manifesto.
Has anyone got the gay one eyed mong one of these new unbreakable phones yet?
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Ray Gosling where are you when we really need you!
The hand made placards are a nice touch.
Bespoke, please…
Probably Warwick Uni students – the Campus is spot bang in the Warwick & Leamington Constituency a Labour Marginal predicted to go Tory at the election after boundary changes I would guess the Labour “activists” were the one’s “bussed in” not the protestors.
It was always a “brave choice” for Brown to launch his 2010 election campaign in “Tory territory” with the Tory held Kenilworth & Southam just down the road too
This is my current favourite youtube clip :
I like to listen to it with my eyes shut, whilst thinking of Gordon in the bunker at number 10…….packing the tea service,emptying the number 10 freezer of all that haggis, trying to eat as much shortbread as possible whilst stil on expenses.
‘A future fair for all’, eh? Which of his bunker bozos thought that one up? It sounds like a paraphrase of ‘Pie in the Sky’.
The launch didn’t get off to a good start, did it? BBC News had a desperate link man filling in with largely ill-assorted uncomplimentary Labour factoids whilst we watched a drab collection of greeters jumping about in the cold
outside waiting for El Gordo’s arrival.
The speech itself had bits in it as toe-curling as any part of Tiger Wood’s confession of yesterday: “I know, really I know, that I’m not perfect”, said the PM… dramatic pause… sinister leer… “My message to you is”… blah blah More sunshine! Crispier chips! Whiter teeth!… or whatever… There was plenty about “varlues,” of course, his and Labour’s, and we were all earnestly entreated to: “Take a second look at us, and take a long look at them.” I for one, already have, and a third, and and fourth, and I don’t like what I see: professed concern for the old and disabled, whilst this morning, from the redoubtable Paul Lewis off Moneybox, I hear that he is freezing part, though not the basic part, of the state pension, and he’s likely to be chopping the benefits of the seriously disabled too.
In a bad, mad section where he tried to frighten the electorate about crime… (WHAT! He’s always trotting out figures to show that crime is decreasing!) he praised the nation’s collection of DNA. Yet he is the PM who presided over hanging on to samples from innocent people, and failing to collect them from criminals already imprisoned!
He launched into impossible promises, implying they would be fulfilled within the next year or two. “We shall see every that family has access to high-speed broadband.” (Try that in Norfolk where villages are spread out and phone centres are miles and miles away. Cables? Forget it. South Korea is light years ahead of Britain with broadband.) “There will be 400,000 new green jobs.” Huh? “Markets need morals.” Sigh…”We must tackle global poverty. We must tackle global warming.” “A cure for cancer”… (Anyone on this website against motherhood and apple pie?)”We shall renew industrial infrastructure.” He might start off with the Corus plant up in Teeside.
Most of it was tosh and nonsense. I really began to despise him because of an earlier speech where, no doubt thinking that many parents pay for extra home tuition in subjects their children find hard… and many others can’t afford to… he had the brass neck to claim that any child who needed individual teaching in state schools would get it… At the same time as he was claiming this, I knew there were cut-backs all around in exactly this teaching for children with special needs.
I reckon this launch suggests an earlier than expected election could be on the way… I hope so because before long his ‘Joker’ make up will crack and he will crumble and slither into a jibbering, jabbering heap of hopeless hasbeenery.
hollie grieg
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Done, Stasi. What a mess! Doubt this is the place for discussing it. Re link to MM lower down the site… Disagree… doubt either set of plods believe in kidnapping… by anybody. Suspect simple lack, not of evidence, but evidence permitted by A N Others to be considered in court.
Affair for All. Do we have to drag Prescott and Tracy into this?
A future fair for all?
No doubt candy floss has been banned because it might cause obesity, the dodgems because they teach inappropriate driving habits, the ghost train because it reinforces negative stereotypes of the undead, the carousel because riding horses does not reflect our multi-cultural society and the cork firing air guns might lead to another Dunblane/Hungerford/Columbine style atrocity.
I can’t put up with any more of this shit from Labour. There is nothing fair about socialism. It is stealing from the hard-working and successful to fund the lazy and inefficient.
You’re right – and it’s not fair!
Nor was the 10p saga ! for example
Surely Shirley – the Tories only need to mention the 10p Tax saga to prove Brown is a LIAR, incompetent and without doubt – NOT FAIR !
Job done !!
A future fair for all, but some animals will be more fair than others.
I was just thinking that the phrase sounded just like it’s been lifted directly from “Animal Farm”
Napoleon is always right
Why?
I don’t know about a fair – judging from the number of clowns it seems more like a circus
The country can no longer afford the luxury of giving Labour a “second chance”
Unless you have savings
Unless you own your own home
Unless you have made provision for your retirement
Unless you want to hand on your property to your children when you die
Unless you aspire to better yourself
Unless you want the best education for your children
all piss and wind…nobody believes this PR crap..everyone knows Brown is a twat and given the first look at labour who the fuck wants a second glance.
A fact that so far our illustrious MSM have not yet hammered home:
The Government had to BORROW £4.3 billion in January, a month that is normally a bumper month for tax receipts.
This is the first time the Government has needed to borrow in January since monthly statistics began in 1993.
Why is the BBC not doing its job in reporting this? The public need to be made aware.
Could it be they have a left-wing bias?
Lord Mandelson tells the BBC acolyte that the ” A Future Fair for all” slogan is totally at one with Labour’s aspirations for Britain and that more young people are going to university under Labour than ever before – gaining the skills which will be needed to lift the country out of recession and compete in the global marketplace.
Question@ Lord Mandelson: If that is the case why are there reports of JobCentreplus Staff telling graduates to omit their degree from their C/V when applying for jobs as “they will appear too over-qualified to employers” and that they are therefore unlikely to get a job or even an interview. Seems to me that if this is true it is at odds with your statement to the media.
Oh he’s FAR too intelligent and important to answer such a question from you “little people” – he’s a LORD now you now! Shows that there’s hope for anybody I suppose!
Mandelson is the most repellent creature amongst them all, he is the devious sod that’s behind many of Brown’s policies. He likes to be considered as a type of Svengali but is really just a devious obscenity that has used socialism and Labour to further his own personal ambition and greed.
A more slimey two faced double talking scumbag than the Prime Mincer would be hard to find..he does nothing that doesn’t serve his own agenda and pocket.
Lord Peter never i`m sure he only has the Uk`s interests at heart………………………………………………………Yeh sure the self serving slimy slug piece of shit but then thats the whole of the corrupt cabinet, Harriet the minger “only women shortlists” except when it`s her hubby, David no bottle I like playing at world statesman look at me I know Obaham I do I do, Ed fuck up useless Balls & the minger Cooper I`ll get you a top job Gordo says so THEY ALL MAKE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH!!!!!
“A future fair for all” as they take us to the wall.Do they mean the spread of poverty and unemployment and increasing taxation will create a more equally poor society for the majority? Considering all the second raters from north of the border who have helped bring the country to a financial crisis ,”Scots on the rocks”might be a more appropriate slogan .
Good one!
“A Future Fair for all” should read “A Future FARE For All”, because that’s what will happen if we are stupid enough to vote for another five years of the Brown stuff! There’s no wonder that Brown wants us to look at the “future”, (not that Britain would HAVE any future under another Labour government, particularly one with HIM as PM) he is asking us to look to the “future” to prevent us from examining the recent past under Labour. I can suggest a much better slogan for Labour – “Five More Years In The Brown Stuff With Labour”. Much more apt!
Hey Guido – Why not suggest to your contacts at Millbank that Labour adopt my new election slogan – “Five More Years In The Brown Stuff” I reckon that you will earn yourself a place in the resignation Honours List if you do!
So this was co-ordinated by CCHQ and they managed seven people?
That’s so sweet.
I have just received this (honestly), I thought it was a Nigerian scam but fear it may be from closer to home.
OFFICE OF THE PRIME MINISTER
TREASURY AND MINISTER FOR THE CIVIL SERVICE,
LONDON,UNITED KINGDOM.
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participants/beneficiaries were selected randomly from Worldwide online networks Directories as a beneficiary of £2,000,000.00 (Two Million, Great British Pounds Sterling).
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Nice of Lord Mandybum to point out AGAIN thet the Tories get money from Lord Ashcroft YAWN does he think anyone gives a toss oh by the way you bent Hunt hows your 3K suit and 16K watch Liebour make me SICK
Not to mention ‘Lord’ Paul’s recent pledge to give Labour ‘as much as I can afford’. Apparently he’s a non-dom too. Can’t understand why his name is not thrown back at Labour whenever they slag the Tories off for being funded by shadowy plutocrats…
the BeeB on pm tonight asked some semi literate bag why she would be voting labour …her answer was ‘cos i always have’ …says it all really …clearly a benefit drawing fag smoking lidl shopper with too much time on her hands and half a brain cell she shares with 54% of her pregnant daughters.
Lidl is a great shop full of bargains! (you’re right about the punters though…)
Agree I like LIDL. Really good value, quality food with the occasional surprises. Saves me £20 at least per week compared to the English NuLab contributing supermarkets.
Don’t vote for the fat jock.
heard the pm programme too..enjoyed the scotsman telling the interviewer he’d heard it all before from brown and didn’t trust him…and thats ‘scot to scot’ he added
Harriet Harman= rather ram Hain
hollie greig
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Guido. This has been reported on Virgin Media
Gordon Brown has declared that he had “never hit anybody in my life” as he prepared to face more potentially damaging accounts of life under him in Number 10.
The Prime Minister insisted that when he got angry it was mostly with himself and that, while he might throw papers to the floor, he was never violent with staff. But he did admit that sometimes things get said “in the heat of the moment”.
Mr Brown has been hit by a series of claims in books by former Labour insiders that he operates a “reign of terror” in Downing Street.
This weekend the Observer is to serialise extracts from a new volume by its chief political commentator Andrew Rawnsley which are expected to provide further evidence.
It has been reported that among alleged incidents investigated by the respected journalist were that Mr Brown hit a senior adviser, pulled a female assistant from her chair and used a highly-derogatory four-letter word in a rant at aides during a trip to the United States.
Asked by Channel 4 News if he had ever hit anyone, he said: “Let me just say, absolutely clearly, so that there is no misunderstanding about that: I have never, never hit anybody in my life.”
Pressed on whether he might have shoved someone, Mr Brown – who has used recent media appearances to try to portray a softer image, said: “No, I don’t do these sorts of things.
“Look, I was brought up – my father, I never heard him say an unkind word about anyone and I always think when you’re – the heat of the moment you say things sometimes.
“Of course you do get angry, mostly with yourself. But I’m very strong willed, I’m very determined. I think the country wants someone that will push things forward, and not allow things to be stagnant and stale, and every morning I get up with a determination to do my best for this country. Any allegations that have been made about hitting people or anything are completely untrue.”
In the past there have been reports of the PM throwing objects, including a mobile phone. “I throw the newspapers on the floor or something like that, but please…” he said.
© The Press Association
The bloke who kicked Brown in the face, making the evil loony blind in one eye, needs to be celebrated and given the “Order of the Golden Boot”.
Sadly, ordinary people can’t get near the scum Brown these days. I’m sure millions of people would love to kick him in the face to make him totally blind (and then set him on fire as he crawled about the floor blubbering like a pig).
Anyway, whatever happens, Gordon Brown is destined for Hell. He is evil and malignant, and Satanically insane.
I like to think that when my hand guided that boot towards Brow’s face, I was on particularly good form! As for his final destination – when I decide that his time has come, he shouldn’t bother packing any warm clothes!! As the creator of everything, I tend to be pleased with my handiwork, but I was having an off day when I allowed that Brown vermin to be conceived instead of trickling down his mothers leg.
George Gallowy said on TalkSPORT that he knew Brown for 35 years and never saw him lose his temper at anyone and that he himself had shouted at Brown and thrown a newspaper at him on one occasion.
gordon brown
is a clown
flush him down
flush him down
I do hope we are not paying for this new labour electioneering
they can stick their slogans up their arse
‘future fair for all’
What sort of drugs is the Scotch loony on? He abolished the 10% tax rate to thieve from the working poor (the suckers who work for less than benefits) to give to the rich (who pay no taxes nor NI, and who eat the brains of slaughters babies, abducted by social workers, to keep themselves looking young, and of couse, because they like the taste).
All Scotch bastards are nutter filth. They need to be hacked to death with axes and burned like rats.
I’d like to see war declared in Scotchland. I’d volunteer straight away to hack Scotch filth to death. And would gladly serve for years until they are all wiped out.
The Scotch are vile evil filth.
Then you’d have nobody to fight YOUR wars.
I really really really hate and detest Brown,Blair,Balls,Cooper,Mendelson, Murphy,Darling, in fact every Labour MP except Frank Field, Every Labour member of the house of Lords and every Labour supporter.
A mentalist, a fantasist, and a liar.
This is getting scary.
Brown Out – Is that the best our educated young people can come up with.
What about – We are totally Browned Off with Brown.
Brown is just a lying, slimy c**t.
There is nothing more to it.
just watched the Prime Mentalist on C4 yep he is a gade A1 TOSSER what a complete and utter LIAR
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“We’re all eagerly awaiting the serialisation of Andrew Rawnsley’s book in tomorrow’s Observer, and I a, relishing doing the BBC News Channel paper review at 11.20pm tonight, followed by the Radio 5 Live on at midnight.”
On Channel 4, I said “I have never, never hit anybody in my life.”
But, what I didn’t say was whether or not I’ve ever thrown something at someone that hit them, or whether I hurt them in some other way.
Hey, maybe I whacked someone in the kneecaps with a baseball bat, but technically I didn’t hit them.
Ask me the right question, you fucking mugs.
Brown masterclass on Top leadership skills.
No. 1 when in a fit of pique grab occasioned by unexpected foreigners tell the nearest aide “I do not want to meet these fxxxing people” and storm off.
No. 2 If one’s typist is not typing fast enough for forcibly remove her from her typewriter and show how it should be done.
No. 3 On being informed that a 20 million database has been accidentally lost grab the nearest aide by the lapels and snarl “there out to get me”.
No. 4 If in a bad mood caused by external factors bollock the nearest employee in range and/or throw assorted nokia/office furniture.
I don’t think I’ve missed anything.
How on earth did this “passionately” cretinous thug ever get anywhere near the leadership of anything?
Prescot epitamises LIEBOUR
Mandelbum epitamises NEW LIEBOUR NUFF SAID
Empty words.
http://politicalbetting.blogspot.com/2010/02/whats-going-on-in-marginals-its.html
Roll on GE day – Bring it on !
For “a future fair for all”, please read: “a future where there is no such thing as the individual”
For “stand up for “the many not the few”. “, please read: “we will ensure that there is no such thing as the individual”
Basically, just assume that they’re going for their core vote only; they just want to make sure that everybody who is dependent on the state (either through benefits or through being a public sector worker) gets bribed with as much cash as possible, and everyone else will ultimately be made to become dependent on the state.
The economy simply doesn’t matter to them because they want to create a 100% state dependency and eliminate private enterprise completely, so when they make us go bust and our loans are called in, it just won’t matter, because they’ll close the borders and we’ll become the new ussr (or, more likely, another china but without the international trade).
He said to ignore what labour’s done in the recent past (although, strangely, he thought that people should still consider all the bad things that the tories might have done 30 years ago).
ie along the lines of “we may have bankrupted the economy and caused real unemployment of 8million and destroyed all hope, but, hey, let’s just forget about that; re-elect the same people who’ve just spent the last 13 years destroying the country; we promise that this time we’ll do better even though the very same people would be in charge.”
I particularly disliked how he thought it was fantastic that they’d hidden the real level of unemployed by placing millions of people into bogus government “training” courses. He boasted about over a million young people being put into government “training” schemes instead of being able to get a real job.
Basic summary:
“voters have a clear choice; re-elect the same people who destroyed the country but who will try harder next time, or elect a new set of people whose party did a few things that we didn’t like 30 years ago and whose party left us with the best economic legacy that any UK government has ever been given.”
Bit of a no-brainer for anyone apart from their “core vote” – they’ll get about 20 to 23% at the election; their core vote of state dependents probably equates to about 30% of the electorate, but a lot of those won’t bother to vote. You’ll probably find that out of the people who actually go out and vote for labour, 99% of them will be state dependents.
If anybody is interested :
My comment made above at 12:55pm – was exactly right !
Gordon admits later on in the day with Channel 4 – almost exactly what I said about his mental state.
I deserve a gold star…………a house point perhaps?
Spot om my friend Lord Mandelbum of boy has a brown star for you mmmmm nice
A brown star…………..?
OH MY GOODNESS, your not talking about the type of sticky star that one sticks on a house point chart are ?
Your talking about…….a brown star…….!
A white out where everything appears white and could lead to snow blindness. ABrown out where everything appears brown and could lead to ……………….
In reply to Barnabas Scudamore comment at 12;55 it is obviouse that Brown categorically beleives that non of this mess is his fault indeed he is a victim of circumstance ie words like global recession etc etc ,the media or filters as he calls it is out to get him you know the bull.What makes it worse is all the sickophant`s around him telling him it`s NOT his fault in order to serve their own interests you get the picture so wont go on
Just a thought too Re Lord Mandelbum on the AM show today why can`t he predict the state of the economy by April but can predict the Tories will wreck the excuss my while I laugh “RECOVERY” in a year or am I nieve.
Paranoid Autophobia!
No wonder the sick-fuck can’t sleep. -He thinks he’s going to strangle himself in the night, and dare not let his guard down from the one he hates most, himself.
And as to the lying slimy input from the rancid left-Nazi boy-bumming old queer: This is what he was saying mid 2009, “Brown is angry and self-conscious”:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/5469514/Lord-Mandelson-Brown-is-angry-and-self-conscious.html
And on A Marr Mangleson said when asked if he had been hit by the loony, (he did not deny it,) said:
“I took my medicine like a man.”
Not pleasant, and actually scary.
FAILURE FOR ALL!
It’s equality! What are you complaining about?
What a delightful trip it must be down memory lane for you to see those little Tory wonks out campaigning for CCHQ instead of getting drunk and losing their virginities.
There are 12 protesters. A really great turnout there… Warwick has almost 17,000 students and 12 members of the tory association turn out.
Wow, 12 people…
C for Hunt
C for cock
C for cant see the damage done to the country
C for comrade twat…….
C for criminally thick
Lord Mandelbottom says Gordon Brown is not a bully amid reports he was warned over behaviour to staff by the head of the civil service.
So there you have it. It must be true. Brown is an OK guy, perfectly normal, nice to animals and all that stuff.
Where will we all be if him and his party get the bum’s rush in May?
bul·ly
1 /ˈbʊli/ Show Spelled [bool-ee] Show IPA noun,plural-lies, verb,-lied, -ly·ing, adjective, interjection
–noun
“a blustering, quarrelsome, overbearing person who habitually badgers and intimidates smaller or weaker people.”
Well, correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that exactly how Mandy described Brown in his emails to Draper, and exactly how all of his colleagues (even mandy) are now describing him ?
They all admit that he acts as a bully, but they say he’s not technically a bully due to the fact that he’s insane with stress because he can’t use rational argument to backup his mad theories and because he denies reality.
I repeat I have never hit anybody in my life. All I’ve done is shoved and pushed a few about in No10 and thrown a few things, and swore, and got into a rage many times. I am sorry for being a bully but it just natural. But I’ve never hit anybody.
I see that Number 10 and the labour websites/papers are using the same tactic as always regarding their response about Brown being a bullying arsehole, using bogus semantics to refute aspects of the allegations which are either irrelevant or which were never made in the first place.
It goes along these lines:
Allegation:
“Mr X stabbed his wife 50 times in the back, and then went off to the pub to have a beer.”
Response:
“This is totally untrue. What you said there was a blatent lie”
and their reason if challenged would be:
“Mr X had a glass of wine; he’d never drink beer. And technically she was stabbed in the kidneys, not in the spine.”
The annoying thing is that during interviews, the interviewers never seem to pick up on this diversionary tactic and never challenge Brown or his colleagues on this front. If I were interviewing them I’d have picked up on it straight away and asked them the right question; I’ve never been to journo school, but to me asking the right question during an interview is pretty fucking vital.
If Brown told me “I’ve never hit anyone”, I’d ask “did you throw something at or towards someone or swear at them? Why do you have such violent mood swings simply for being confronted with a fact by your colleagues? Why do you feel the need to lie about everything? Why do you use obfuscation to hide truths? Do you honestly believe that your bogus semantic arguments would ever be judged valid by any reasonable person? Why are you such an evil fuckwit?”
Anyone noted the similarity between Gordon’s Large Picture in Today’s Guardian and the picture of Doctor No from the Bond Film? Gordon only needs a cigarette in his hand.
Get him out, he’s a joker… not the funny kind.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2901218&l=df90889b86&id=643426430
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8527193.stm
This might grow and grow…
Holy shite! Mother-fuckers have been ringing the ‘National Bullying Helpline’ after the loony has been kicking their cnuts off.
I agree, this is getting quite serious.
I’m glad I don’t work for the Gorgon. You’d think someone who’d lost an eye would have more sense than to throw mobile phones around.
Gordon Brown: A future fear for all
Labour: A fucked future for all