Top O’ the Morning Dave
The Corrigan Brothers had an international hit with “There’s no one as Irish as Barack O’Bama“, they reckon that swung the election for him. The good news for Dave is that they are swinging behind him as the Irish hope for Prime Minister:
According to Debrett’s Peerage, Dave is William IV’s great, great, great, great, great grandson through Elizabeth FitzClarence, the King’s illegitimate daughter, one of at least ten children he had out of wedlock with Dorothy Jordan, an Irish actress from County Waterford, and his long-term mistress, who is in fact Mr Dave’s great, great, great, great, great grandmonther. So, as the lyrics say, “inside Dave, there’s an Irish heart beatin’ “…
Via : Paddy Anglican
I will lead off PMQ’s punch & judy time with this one
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
“Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38
revolver so you will always remember me.”
“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex
watch instead?”
“You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe acoupla
bambinos.”
“Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
another man…Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, ‘Time’s
Up’?”
toecurlingly bad
Or this one ,in view of Guido’s revelations
A Kerryman went to the doctor and complained that every time he drank a cup of tea he got.a sharp pain in his eye.
‘Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?’ asked the doctor.
Cameron Irish ?? Ridiculous ! I AM A COMPLETE CELT !!!
( You did say c-e-l-t, didn’t you, Piers ? )
Waterford’s a Viking City, the ‘ford comes from fjord.
Perhaps Dave’s a Viking.
An ABBA revival beckons.
Abba never sang Waterford
Waterloo I think
A Kerry man went to A&E complaining of sharp pains all ‘all over me body, doctor.”
The doc asks him to point at them. He prods his stomach – ouch. lower leg -aargh. Right shoulder, ow, and so on. I’ve got it! says the doctor; “You have a broken finger.”
So, Dave is more Royal than the present Queen?
Mandy will be furious.
How so, they’re both descended from “The Sailor King.” Just different sides of the sheets. By the way were any of the Bast#rds recognised, they could have been anyone’s if they weren’t.
So Dave is Irish then? Perhaps he should stand for the Dáil instead of the Westminster Parliament. Those Euro loving Irish can keep him!
THIS is an Irishman
And hes from the Green party…..fuc% him and his fu%$*& party.
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Two mafia wiseguys drinking coffee. One turns to the other and says that he wants to kill off the wife, but she has been good to him for 20 years and he does not want her to suffer. the second offers to do it, but the second disagrees – family business. However what is the quickest, kindest, most painless way?
The other thinks and then advises him:
“Shoot her with your ’45, aim about an inch below her right tit”
The first guy thinks and then says:
“I wanna kill her, not kneecap her.”
We’re all descended from the leprechauns together.
Tony Blair’s mum was born in Ballyshannon, Donegal.
The Virgin Mary
Virgin on the ridiculous
and Margaret Thatchers Great Granny was a washerwoman from Kenmare County Kerry. Her name was Maggie and it got passed down the family to the immaculate misconception (i.e. Mrs Thatcher)
Maggie Thatchers Great Granny was a washer woman in Kenmare County Kerry. She was called Maggie and thats where the blessed immaculate misconception (aka got her name from). I could go on forever by the way did you know that Chiam Herzog the late chief Doughnut in Israel was actually an irishman born in Dublin.
First O’Bama and now O’Cameron.
Now all we need is a song about Brown being Welsh – that should sink the Bastard for good!
Does Cameron drink Guinness?
Murphys from the south.
I got re-directed here from GORDON FOR PRESIDENT. Where do I send my tenner ?
To any of my offshore Trusts.
The next air brushed poster will feature a sloping forehead
The last Corrigan brothers song declared their love for Jedward!
So what? Lots of people voted for Jedward as well…
I will eat their heads
The brown-skinned leprechaun dancing in front of the White House points to a commitment to recycling in that video.
There is no such thing as Irish people!
Like your thinking, Bonnie!
Fuck off you leering little creep.
Read the Leader in the Telegraph today?
Thought not.
Well my luvvies Simon Heffer sums it all up perfectly.
Camerhoon is going to flunk it.
Only read Tebbits blog, but then again he says the same thing, now there is a man who understands the mood of the country, if only he were Tory leader!
Tebbit forgets that Thatcher (as far as the public was concerned) stood to knack all until after she was elected.
On reflection not even I believe this..
The Telegraph = the Labourgraph these day I’m afraid. Heffer is just a tool in the Barclays brothers attempts to get their man Gordon re-elected.
absolutely fucking spot on
Heffer is just a tool.
My favourite spelling mistake from the Telegraph was misspelling heifer as heffer
When I initially read Heffer’s column there were 93 comments. I refresshed the page an hour later and there were 79. Methinks anti free speech Tory apparatchiks have been trying to get the ones that hit a Cameron nerve removed. Fucking usesless Tories!!!
How can someone flunk a test before they have taken it dickhead.
p.s. I could name someone who has already flubnked so catastrophically he needs locking up.
As Ted Kennedy once may have said I’ll miss that Bridge before I get to it.
What? Si-moon Heffer-lump?
Use by date reached and exceeded years ago.
[...] Thank you Guido! What a way to wake up properly, we haven’t laughed so much in weeks. Take a look at this video on Guido Fawkes site! [...]
I’ve got Irish blood in me as well as Dave
‘She’ll be coming round the mountain
When she comes’
I’ve heard of projectile ejaculation, but this is ridiculous
Gideon is more Orish than Cameron. He’s heir apparent to the Osborne Baronetcy of Ballintaylor.
My mother had a bit of Irish in her. It happened on VE. Day in Dublin.
Celebrating the end of neutrality?
No, celebrating the Irish President signing the Book of Condolence at the German Embassy in Dublin on the death of Hilter.
Except that never happened
thankfully they aren’t singing
“inside Dave, there’s Irish meat throbbin’ …”
Wonder of wonders. BBC R4 saying via an expert that David Wright is talking Bollocks – he wasn’t hacked.
Who is the expert? Someone who has actually used twitter.
David Wright ALWAYS talks bollocks.
Remember the rigging of the Irish Lisbon 2 Referendum.
Watch the ‘count’ being secretly filmed.
.If this is as it looks, it’s shocking
No its worse than it looks, there were reprts of similar happenings all over Ireland but the powers that be didn’t give a stuff. Well they’ve been stitched up now.
EU democracy at its finest.
Thanks, Gordon. Thanks in advance, Dave.
So how many years is it that the EU haven’t signed off their accounts, and whatever happened to that female whistle blower?
Par for the course for the EU.
And tik mick let him walk away
Finally got lected as an UKIP MEP
Scrapping the bottom of the Irish barrel this morning Guido?
We expect heads on spikes, blood in the streets from you, not some fecking melodies!
it’s ‘scraping’ you fool. I thought that a barnacle would know all about scraping, must be your greatest fear
Yeah, like the “Car Scraping” Scheme – as employed by Harriet “You know where to find me and my Feminist Friends” Harman
Oops! Many thanks for the correction, glad to see some on this site where not educated under NuLabor.
Jeez, mate, don’t worry – anybody can make a typo
Whilst we’re about it isn’t it “barnacle” rather than “barancle” (which sounds like an Obama barndance fundraiser)?
He he! Nice one!
Nice one re Harman I mean.
Oi Loike a godd scrap.oh that works
I don’t get it. If DC is Irish, how come he is such a pratt?
I agree, no way should he become PM, he’d be a fucking disaster.
QED!
Doh
Gorgon McDoom- Descended from King Cnut,economic tsunami.
Pete Mandelscum-Descended from Mephistopiles,the black arts.
I don’t think Mandlescum is descended from anything – it’s just a product of one of those flukes of nature, where a bucket-load of slime decided to become sentient for 70 years.
Sentient or otherwise, its options were severely limited, hence the career in politics.
Mandlescum is a product of random vacuos conjoinment. A process whereby two empty headed ideas impact so violently that they emesh into a fleshy thing. There is a clerical equivalant, the most recent being Cormac Murphy-O’Connor who was previously two different priests playing garrison games on the playing fields of Maynooth.
Yep, Dave’s so Oirish that he is openly consorting with the Unionists to try and maintain the UK’s grip of the top half of it!
Well, the Unionists are Irish.
And King Billy was a touch on the Orange side, too.
If I was a treacherous NuLiebour spinning bastard, I’d be inclined to play up the Dutch connection more than the Irish – being the bastard descendant of an Orange c’unt should be reserved for the Hain dynasty.
Here Here! we tend to forget that they always used to be Irish Unionists until such time as all they could hang on to were six counties in Ulster.
Anything that diminishes the perception of his ‘Scottishness’ must be a good thing – over the last couple of years we have all learned to treat these interlopers with the greatest suspicion.
It looks like Charlie the ugly thug has been a naughty boy.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/martinbright/5780077/why-is-charlie-whelan-allowed-into-portcullis-house-unaccompanied.thtml
half term = half tweets : no time to sit down – Happy Pancake Day for everyone mixing up a batter, slicing a lemon, sprinkling some sugar.
http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10/status/9192207715
Why is she telling the world that she is going to stab her husband?
half term = Gordon about the house more. No time to tweet because I am hiding the sharp objects.
Get lost you grotty,ugly woman.
Does the beard have school age children then?
That feat would require two humans
I hope they’re British Pancakes
Mixing up a baster, not batter ?
Having just won £56 million, 8 thousand, 113 pounds and 20p on the EuroMillions, I have decided to donate 20p, a box of soiled nappies and 2 months supply of tear-jerking kleenex to the Labour party election fund.
And whilst I’m at it, Gordon and Sarah I am sick of receiving begging letters from thieving Labour MP’s containing self addressed envelopes with first class stamps on them.
Fucking hell
The Balding Bullingdon twat is now playing the bog trotter card
What next, we find out that his auntie was a Bajan limbo dancer
and his grandmother was Golder Meir?
Do not trust this twat, vote Labour then we can all emerge from the rubble
I thought everyone has Irish ancestors! And Welsh ancestors. My ancestors from North Wales are calling for vengeance on Peter Hain.
Crash Gordon stuffed the job centres, Hain p****s on North Wales and the David Wright saga rumbles on
Can we also add to that list the Vulcan Redwood and Dai Bananas (Maxwell- Fyffe for those of our younger generation) as three of Westminster’s less endearing political imports into Wales..?
If web thought Redwood was bad, that’s because we hadn’t seen Peter Hain in action.
Oops! b that shouldn’t be there!
“vote Labour then we can all emerge from the rubble”
Ah yes, but who created the rubble?
In the beginning was the Gord, and the turd was with Gord, and the turd was Gord.
And Gord said “Let there be shite”
Labour
Let them be exposed, then we can break them all on the wheel, drag them to Hyde park, partialy hang them then cut them down and slowly roast them over a bbq before having mercy and dropping them into a pit full of excrement and starving rats
Harsh but fair
Someone else who thinks the arsonist would make a good Fire-Chief?
Read Heffer and Tebbit criticising Cameron if proof were needed that the Genghis worshiping section of the Tory Party is afraid of being sidelined.
Dave may be Irish but he is more Orange than Emerald Green.
And a good thing too… would rather line up with Rev. Ian or with those little weasels that keep getting the job of PM down south?
Irish PMs make Gordon look good.
The Irish political class(if thats not giving them delusions of adequacy )are Gobshites to a man!!!!!
And it is different in the UK ?
Oh, it was the biggest mix up that you have ever seen for me father he was “Orange” and me mother she was “Green”……..
Did you hear about the irishwoman who bought a vibrator?
Broke all her teeth.
My parentes were wise folk
Only one “e” in “parents” old son…
Not for him.
Maybe that’s a family name?
Bloody hell! I was right! Parentes IS a family name!
Is this why Dave like his Irish clan is voting YES to Europe?
Donegal (THE ONLY PLACE THAT MATTERS) voted No and still says No.
A bit off message but brilliantly funny. Told to me a few years ago by the dental receptionist girlfriend of a gallant British soldier serving in Iraq who mentioned that all the soldiers hated Bliar.
Apparently the guys were pre warned that Bliar was visiting next morning and would be pressing the flesh on parade. They then collectively decided that they would all be a touch careless in their early morning arse wiping procedures and then fail to wash their hands before friendly handshakes all round with Tony.
Please pass on to the lads in Afghanistan in time for McDooms next visit.
It’s a pity they weren’t careless with their trigger fingers.
Next time Gordo or Dave’s over there, eh, boys? Please.
Maybe, after sniffing his palm, “45 minute” Tony arranged the company a little visit to Afghanistan. You got to be careful …
My parents were wise folk
They told me
“You will always be a T Watson”
Fucking odd as I was Christened Thomas Smith
Now whenever I canvass for votes up north the people on the door step always say “you’re a Twatson” as they warmly slam the door in my face
Does this mean the Browns sharing number 10 with the Camerons and if so who gets to use the toilet first in the morning?
Has anybody thought of Brown sitting & shitting on the throne and then realising there is no toilet roll?
These are serious constitutional questions that must be addressed before the QE2 sets sail for Dubai.
I actually do wonder about things like this. If I took over No10, the thought of using a bathroom that Brown’s used would horrify me; I’d want the bog replaced and the soil pipe. And probably the sewers, too. I’d want it nuking from space, just to be sure.
What does a person crap per day? A kilo? Brown’s lived at No10 since 1997 (I believe Blair actually lived at No11, as it was bigger). Assuming Brown’s spent 2/3rds of each year there; 365.25*13*.66 = 3.134 tonnes of shit.
…and that’s only his own shit. He’s shit on us in far greater quantities.
Amazingly interesting ancestry Mr. Cameron has. And his lovely wife is a direct descendant of Nell Gwynn.
My wife is of good stock too. A descendant of Aberdeen Angus.
I have fond memories of Angus
And Gordon Brown’s kids are descended from a turd.
Is she related to Simon Heifer, then?
That would explain the Labourgraph leader today…
Really? In what way interesting? It seems to have made him turn out rather dull.
And sure, Guido, if it’s the truth you’re telling us then you’re right and it’s no word of a lie.
And may the wrecks of the curses of the men of Ireland descend upon you if you lie for sure!
I always imagined that Data was probably put together on some assembly line in Taiwan.
你什么时候找到谷歌翻译出来
Taiwan is a lovely place to live and work. Friendly people, good food, clean streets…..if only Brown’s Britain was half as nice!
= Chinese for “When did you find a Google translated?”
Or
Pryd wnaethoch chi ddod o hyd i Google cyfieithu?
Oh crap, if Dave has any connection, any connection, I say, no matter how distant with thieving, terrorist, caravan dwelling, tarmac laying, Pikey Oirish scum, I am afraid I cannot lend im me vote
I’ve got some very bad news for you. It is almost certain that provided you are Anglo Saxon in origin; you will also have a smidgeon of Irish in you. If you believe the tales of the ‘Irish curse’ probably only a 4″ smidgeon – but that’s all you need.
A top o’ the morning to yer!
Try sending it to UKIP theyre not fussy!!
http://www.politicshome.com/uk/article/5713/unemployment.html
Unemployment falls, but what about all those on sick leave or claiming benefits.
…I hope that in May/June we’ll get a proper assessment of the figures. (And that Dave won’t be inclined to do the same.)
Please visit this website.
http://www.libelreform.org/sign
Our libel laws are disgraceful and oppressive. The libel courts are fantastically expensive, rich men’s playgrounds. They protect the powerful against enquiry and criticism. They stifle scientific debate and defend the guilty. Libel tourism is making our country an outcast among nations.
My wife has some irish in her, but only when I’m feeling randy…
Yuk yuk yuk!!!!
Ha fucking ha you twat
That’s funny, I thought the schmuck was one of ours.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1198824/Cameron.html
The kunt’s about as ‘Irish’ as Bob give me all your fuckin’ money Geldof and the dwarf bollocks I’m a Christian Bono.
Whatever happened to the Make Bono History campaign?
Stop worrying about that. He’s been released on bail with a gagging order, and had his home ransacked and his computer and other personal effects stolen. What more do you want? Justice? FFS! If this was an important issue, then Guido would blog about it.
The suggestion that a kiddy-abuse ring exists in the highest level of the Scottish establishment and that the police and the courts of Scotland are being used to suppress this information and to protect kiddy fidlers and the murderer of a witness is clearly of no concern to Guido.
Let it go!
Normal day then north of the border?
The only surprise here is that anybody is surprised.
The Pope was head of the Inquisition and in charge of the cover up of the Irish Cathlic scandal. The priests were moved somewhere else, under his orders and the guilt was all laid on the children.
Now the evil bastard expresses surprise and shoch horror!
Next you will be telling us that some nutters are trying to take over the world.
There have always been nutters trying to take over the world. The powerful have always abused the weak. They nearly always get away with it.
Death has the final say and everybody reaps as they have sown.
I haven’t even sown, Where do I stand in all this?
No way, we the BBC will ensure that the evil scumbag Tories lose. Did you not hear our latest wheeze this morning?
We are spinning the idea that “unemployment is good for people” because it gives them a chance to do things working would have otherwise have prevented them from.
Oh but this only applies to Labour unemployment, which is good unemployment, Tory unemployment is evil.
Have a nice day, our drug dealer has just arrived….. oh look at that smack… yum yum
I am currently, after a life-time of hard work and never being absent, experiencing some ‘labour unemployment’. Yes, I have had the chance to do all those things I would not have otherwise done. Like, worry about not having enough money to support my kids in their education; like seeing my private sector, contributed to, pension pot being diminished; like having no earnings from my savings. Yep, this really is ‘ good unemployment’. Fortunately, unlike this government, I was sensible with my earnings and carry no debt. Not a statistic, not registered, not claiming anything. Living off savings and hoping these *astards are removed soon.
Ray Gosling has been arrested.
Should one really be surprised?
Christ – we are now in an East German Stasi state.
The lies,the propaganda,the deceit all spun out on TV,radio and the newspapers.
The only place they cannot control We,The People is here on the internet,but even then Orange are now restricting my broadband speed because I went over their “fair usage” level – a level that they cannot tell anyone actually is!
Rather like being stopped by a policeman and told you were speeding;
“What speed was I doing Officer?”
“I dunno”
“What is the speed limit officer?
“I dunno”
Orange are the new BBC – stopping We,The People from using the internet and strangling us.
Orange is also the shitest mobile service by far in my experience. We changed to T Mobile, saved a fortune and far less dropped calls Uk, Europe and US
I use virgin 10 meg no limits 20 quid and vonage phone free calls 8 quid..28 quid a month. Thank you.
I dont know if they still do but Orange used to Sponsor a woman only Book prize for crap female authors. Good enough reason to switch supplier their sexualistic or whatever the term is!!!
True
Surely the BBC are complicit in this? They must have known in advance of the broadcast date to Goslling’s murder confession.
Killing a gay is like killing a cop these days, so they’ve got to make a show of it.
Not good news. I was hoping that he’d pop round to Downing Street. Sick bugger there on the way out who needs quantitative easing.
Perhaps David Frost could make a comeback with;
“Through The Trapdoor”
Based on the hangings of Labour politicians that will commence in mid-May.
Sounded like a load of old cobblers to me. Gosling has form for over-egging.
Gather around brothers and sisters for an announcement from our glorious leader’s department of truth – BBC Pravda. Unemployment has fallen! In other news….tractor production is UP again….
The Harvest has failed and manufacturing has ground to a halt. This is good news all round as it will lessen soil depletion and wear and tear in our factories. Stay tuned for the latest good news to come out of Jock McDooms Ga Ga factory known as the BBC
out of work fell by 3000 now 2.6 million now unemployed.
number claiming job seekers allowances jumps 23500 thousand to 1.64 million
so how can the unemployed only go down 3000 thousand am i missing something here FFS
Exactly my thoughts.
Talk about Lies damned lies and statistics.
Our figures are accurate to + or – 20500
so if your are unemployed you really are employed ,funny world is labours world.FFS
Are JobSeekers not counted as unemployed? The definition of unemployed is very fishy.
2.6 plus 1.64 = 4.24 million have no job so they must be unemployed
in my world if you dont work that must mean 6 fucking million unemployed then.
Here’s the real sting hidden in all the stats :
Over 21% of the workforce is classified as “economically inactive”
6.09 Million people – 16% of the workforce – are employed in the Public Sector
Add in all those employed on PFI contracts (something the ONS can’t actually quantify but estimate at 14% of the workforce)
Add in all those sub-contracted to gummint contracts….
More than half the working population paid for out of public funds.
Put it another way : A minority of the working population of the UK subsidises the rest.
Ever wondered who you’re really working for ?
in layman’s terms then the UK fucked .thought so
I hope somebody from Tory Central has fed this to Dave
yes but will the 50% who are on the goverment payroll take any notice,
They worship the God Brown the bringer of good news and endless lies and spin
Americans suggest PIIGS take temporary holiday from the Euro.
http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2010/02/debtor-countries-to-take-euro-holidays.html
Inflation suits everyone.
Yanks owe the PIIGs dollars. PIIGS money is devalued like hell. US pays equivalent of a couple of bucks. Debts settled.
Thet’ve employed Daves aunt as a cleaner in the Burj Kahlifa.
She cleans the lift on every floor.
It seems the Scottish Mafia controlling Great Britain have more than a few nasty skeletons that are now being unearthed by the blogosphere. The extent of their evil would astound even staunch Labour voters if the MSM would dare to publish. Economic stupidity along with government incompetence and down right cheating is one thing but the draconian cover up and persecution of people trying to get the terrible truth into the open is another. The elite of this country and in particular in Scotland are beginning to over stretch their vile hands and there are an increasing number of blogs detailing the horrors. Just search for Hollie Greig and follow the links.
Yes, it is interesting that the BBC can be complicit in broadcasting details of an alleged killing of one individual by another as in the case of Gosling whilst at the same time pulls a news item which informs of other alleged killings of one individual by another. The item had been uploaded on youtube but has since been removed. Plus ca change etc…….
For all those who clearly sky plussed the GB talks to PM programme to view later, thank you for watching and all your kind messages today
http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10/status/9190004901
Don’t know anything about tweeting, but is it not possible for somebody to register their name as SarahBrownIO ( cap i cap o) ?
Hasn’t the stupid cow anything better to do
Apparently not.
Like talk sweet nothings with her husband?
Like pistol against head and pull the trigger?
Sarah Brown;
How easy to change that name to Eva Braun……
After David Wright’s litte problems, I had hoped that she might stop.
I was lashed to her left thigh for weeks. Jaysus, ’tis the feckin’ doldrums down there.
I was talking to an old lady in the pub tonight, she must have been in her 70′s.
She’d obviously had a few drinks because she brought up the subject of sex.
She said to me that 30 years ago she would have shagged the life out of me & I wouldn’t have been able to handle her.
I said yes you’re probably right, I was 7.
A distant descendant of ‘the Sailor King’ eh?
Not too shabby.
But the BBC will take a dim (republican) view of this.
Another reason to dump on Cameron
Argentina takes control of Falkland waters over oil rights after row with Britain
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1251609/Argentina-takes-control-Falkland-waters-oil-rights-row-Britain.html
Could this be the war that saves Gordon or will he hand it over to wet Dave?
This is the Government whose navy couldn’t even rescue two pensioners after they had been kidnspped by pirates, even though a navy ship was almost alongside them while it was happening. so I think not. We can kiss goodbye to that oil.
Wheres my fuckin iPod! and my fags!?
Didn’t one of our sailors burst into tears when the Iranians arrested them and took his iPod ??
The Iranians had clearly breached his Human Rights
It got even worse than that. After the Iranians confiscated his I pod, they took him back to base and called him Mr Bean.
Then they tickled him with a feather duster
The c unts, followed by a goody bag and a flight home
What next, Iranians using false passports and mudering folk in foriegn countries?
It’ll be the war that reveals the Royal Navy’s total assets are a decommissioned paddle-steamer, a leaky life-raft and a couple of politically correct teenagers who cry when you nick their iPods.
This makes a mockery of Gordon’s plan to rely on the French in time of war. No doubt the French are selling the Argies missiles and planes at this very moment.
One good thing about relying on the French in future conflicts is that the unemployment figures will fall drastically. Numerous white flag producing factories will open throughout the country.
Yup. There’s 60 billion barrels of oil under the Falklands. Saudi’s reserves are 80bn, so we’d be one of the top oil producers. What is it, now? $100 per barrel? All our country’s debt, paid off. All the PFI paid off. All pensions funded. No more hospital closures. No more troops dying for lack of helicopters. Hence a navy, to protect our assets.
But noooo. Gordon decided to whittle the navy down to nothing so he had more money to spend on quangos and housing benefits for immigrants. Now Argentina can just walk straight in and grab the whole lot. And they know it.
Gordon’s cunning plan to sell half the nation’s gold at the bottom of the market will pale into insignificance when, thanks to him, we lose British territory and six thousand billion dollars-worth of oil.
I thought that the difference was that in 1982 we had no air-bridge to re-inforce nor a significant garrison(only a round 20 odd Royal Marines who put up fierce resistance even so, sinking an “argie”landing craft before obeying Rex Hunt(Governor’s order to surrender to save lives)nor any arcraft to speak of. Isn’t there supposed to be a “Permanent Garrison” of around 2/3000 and a squadron of RAF jets based down there with capacity to re-inforce within 36 hours by air, I also was under the impression that there was a frigate on permanent station in the South Atlantic. ?
Whoever is in government – no British Government could lose “The Falklands” and survive a vote of no confidence especially after 1993 when all Falkland Islanders were given full British Citizenship.It would be tantamount to losing the Isle of Wight to the french
A frigate? What, a whole one? Wow. Any Argentine government, licking its lips at the prospect of grabbing $6trillion of oil, is really going to be put off by.. oh my god.. hushed tones.. a frigate! A whole frigate!
And 2,000-3,000 troops? Like the ones who surrendered (without a fight) to the Iranians? Like the ones who blubbed like little babies when their iPods were stolen? What a fucking deterrent they must be.
“tantamount to losing the Isle of Wight to the French”
Well, the fucking idiot’s talking about selling Dover to the Frogs, so perhaps you’re not far off the mark.
All that oil could support our wasteful public finances for… oh, weeks at least, given Brown’s love of prudence.
Senor we are ready.you will be coming in the southern winter no. it ees very shitty there in the winter storms,enjoy. the taliban are with us and weeel keep you beezy in afghanistan,not to mention we are stocked up weeeth mucho better missiles and planes beunos notches amigos. I too am a meeesus Thatcher type
I always said that what this country needs is an Irish PM and Dave is well prepared to take that job.
Thank you Mr Fawkes for bringing this to our attention. You are a top man.
So 3,000 less people were “unemployed” (meaning hidden in a basement in a Job Centre Super Plus Extra and not let out in February).
That actually represents a fall of 0.002% !!!
Yippeee – the recession ended with a 0.1% performance and now unemployment is banished forever with a decrease of 0.002%.
Welcome to the Stasi State of Poor Britain.
This is an early April Fool joke right ???
Nope – totally correct and another genealogical fact which is totally true(?) is that we’re all descended from Charlemagne apparently(well according to Stepen Fry on QI we are)so everyone of us is related to each other. Any chance of a loan bruv ?
Half the “answers” given on QI are bollocks. Fact.
Sorry to digress but I’ve just checked out the Human and Equalities Commission website following the their stupid comments about human rights and the airport x-ray scanners.
On their ‘recruitment website’ they have three boxes to change the colour schemes of their webpages: Black on grey, Black on yellow, White on blue – seriously this is not a joke, check it out. You couldn’t make it up LOL!! I’m just amazed they haven’t a ‘Rainbow on pink’ for those of a particular leaning.
Fucking overpaid, over-staffed quangos encouraged by NuLab.
colour changes are useful for people with some eye conditions.
Granted, but I bet that an ‘accessibility consultant’ was paid handsomely for the arduous work of copying and editing the CSS files, with at least three or four Equal Opportunities windowlickers paid to oversee the project, do acceptance testing, etc. etc.
I reckon that little wheeze probably added up to a nice four figure sum for half a day’s actual work.
If you can’t read a webpage use Ctrl-A to select it all and it will display in a different colour.
Interesting – my (ex) sister-in-law is a FiztClarence! Lovely woman, who my idiot younger brother cheated on once too often.
More success at the Winter Olympics! Britain’s INVESTMENT of £10m plus in a bunch of third-rate ‘athletes’ has returned precisely NIL medals. This almost outdoes my INVESTMENT in doubling GPs’ wages for 25% less work. But the important point to remember is even if none of the useless bunch of leadswingers gets a single bronze the BBC has sent the largest overseas media contigent and pays its journalists twice what anyone else does. Britain at its best. VOTE LABOUR, VOTE FOR CHILD-KILLERS AND TOTURE, ER, AND SHIT, OVERPAID, FLUNKEY ‘ATHLETES’!
Most people couldn’t give a shit about Winter Olympics – one big bore. BBC staff as always will use it as a big excuse for a jolly.
Tuscan Tony.
Many thanks for that, can’t even get me own pig sucking name wright this morning – someone musta hacked my keyboard!
Bill
Dont thank him, he will send you an invoice
The Erish know what they are doing..
Three of the 11-strong assassination gang used fake Irish passports, which Dublin said yesterday were obvious forgeries. The photographs showed the holders wearing glasses, which is not allowed”
Erish passport form : Sunglasses are not allowed but tinted glasses may be worn so long ad the eyes are not obscured.
Holy mother of the devine jaysus! The Irish nation is in enough shite as it is without this revelation, the poor country is reeling from the demise of the celtic (fat cat) whoops! I mean tiger, the sex abuse of the dirty disgusting paedo priests, the cheating little frog, Henry’s and his handball antics, the massacre by the said frogs in the rugby, then there’s the corrupt and incompetent bankers, the despised and even more incompetent politicians and the greedy retarded developers who were funded and aided by the afore mentioned. Now Dave ‘the hoddie loving, polar bear hugging, all round green eco warrior’ Cameron is Irish too! Can you imagine him on Paddy’s day, bedecked in shamrock and swilling pints of stout as he sings danny boy and waves his shillelagh at that dour old son of the manse! That’s it, I can’t take it anymore i’m off to Israel to buy a new passport from Mossad, maybe i’ll take a holiday in Dubai. Slan leat! Dave me boyo! What next, no no no not Brown, ahhh!
you forgot to mention the fucking floods,er the dam gates being opened
Salve, Magister Guidissime
Wasn’t the Duke of Wellington the UK’s First Irish Prime Minister … didn’t he go to Eton, too
Transmitte me sursum, Caledoni
[Beam me up Scottie]
Vale
S A
“one of at least ten children he had out of wedlock ”
So if Wright had called them bastards instead he’d be in the clear?
Still scum sucking I see.
Bad as those fucking re-tard yanks around Stratford-upon-Avon who declare “Guess what, Im SCOTCH too”….
Only if they’re
a) in a bottle
b) an egg
c) tape
Hmm maybe theres something to this bilderberg stuff