February 17th, 2010

No Danny, No.

Guido is enjoying the to-ing and fro-ing* between Fraser Nelson and the Fink.  Today something Fink said stood out as uncharacteristically crass:

If the Tories were now to cut taxes immediately upon on entering office, what would happen? It would, erm, destabilise the economy, wouldn’t it.

No, Danny it would not.

Imagine, and this will take some imagination, Nick Clegg in No. 10 and Vince Cable in No. 11 the day after the election. They implement their manifesto pledge to raise the tax threshold to £10,000 reducing the Treasury’s take by circa £100 £20 billion.  It would cost about one-tenth as much as quantitative easing and be a far greater stimulus.  That would be £100 £20 billion injected into the real economy rather than foreign bond investor’s portfolios, benefiting the lowest paid the most.  That would inject a colossal boost into the economy,  increasing demand on the high street, to manufacturing and to every consumer facing business.  The effect on GDP and overall growth would be tremendous, not destabilising

Danny might retort with tales of bond yields rising as a result, but bond traders understand that a growing economy supports their coupon payments, whereas a flat or contracting economy is a greater sovereign credit risk. A growing economy can afford to finance a budget deficit if necessary. An over-taxed, low to no growth economy can’t. High taxes, and Britain is a high tax economy after 13 years of Gordon, destabilise the foundations of a strong economy, driving enterprise into the ground or overseas.  Guido remembers when this was ideologically core to Conservative thinking, it was when they won elections…

*If you haven’t been following the debate it starts with Fraser’s lecture to the CPS which Fink responded to.  Fraser came back with this and Fink answered here. Then Fraser gave his response.  This piece refers to Fink’s latest response.


417 Comments

  1. 1
    Steve Expat says:

    Well said about tax Guido, but the real elephant is still the £600,000,000,000 a year of government spending. – that’s nearly half the GDP and rising spent on fuck all productivity.

    • 18
      Mr Ned says:

      Got to hand it to you on that one Guido, Spot on on the economy again!

      I often stated in crass terms that the QE would have been better spent paying off £20,000 from every one of the public’s mortgages costing 232 Billion pounds.

      It would have reduced debt, given a massive boost to the economy and It would almost pay off what is left of my mortgage.

      But nah, they give it all to the elite city traders!

      • 38
        Engineer says:

        Just give the £20,000 to each person to spend or save as they see fit. Those of us who have been prudent enough to pay off our debts and mortgages in the good times, and save when we could are now being hammered hard, and increasing inflation is going to hit us harder. We’ve been kicked in the goolies for being prudent, and it’s about time we had a break.

        Lord, how I HATE this government and it’s economic incontinence…

        • 75
          Steve Expat says:

          78 days and counting….

          • IT'S THE ECONOMY STEWPOT! says:

            Taxes are going UP.
            Wakey fucking wakey!

            Osborne and Darling have all but admitted it.
            There’s going to be some very unhappy spluttering when they do go up if this level of self delusion continues.

          • Engineer says:

            Labour probably would increase taxes if they won the election, thus stifling the economy. The Tories may increase some taxes, but much more reluctantly.

            The old dividing line between the parties still holds – Labour’s instinct is to tax and spend (witness the last decade), the Tories are by instinct the party of lower taxes and smaller government. The Lib Dems are basically believers in Big Government, and hence high tax levels, which makes their current idea uncharacteristic but nontheless welcome.

          • UKIP were the first to put forward a flat tax policy, and even though the Lib Dems seem to have stolen parts of it the original is so much better:

            http://www.ukip.org/media/pdf/ukipflattaxpolicy.pdf

            This will soon be updated

            Pensions and welfare ere here:

            http://www.ukip.org/media/pdf/UKIPpensions.pdf

            http://www.ukip.org/media/pdf/UKIPwelfare.pdf

          • Labour Rapid Rebuttal Unit says:

            You are all morons of the lowest kaliber. You should not be allowed alcohol. You are hereby suspended from voting.

          • Tory Rapid Rebuttal Unit says:

            You are all oiks of the lowest klass. You should not be allowed housing. You are hereby suspended from voting.

      • 39
        Down with Brown! says:

        On the subject of elephants in the room:

        • 254
          ShoutsAtTheTV says:

          Quality!

          • The posh voice on the M&S ads says:

            It’s simple really, if you want the tax cut that guido has in his example you need to have Vince Cable in No 11. You might not like it but you Tories who visit this blog and live in Lab controlled constiuencies where you cannot hope to win need to vote LibDem in order to get McRuin out of No 10…… I am right.

      • 87

        I agree with that Mr Ned. Instead of giving the money to the banks, they certainly should have just given it to the consumers of the banks instead, and let them decide where it should go.

        • 290
          madasafish says:

          agree with the sentiment here, but that would surely have been hyper-inflationary….savers have been undermined by this incompetant bunch of arses in government, but this amount of money flowing through the economy would have completely wiped out the value of savings – at least the QE phantom money has not entered the economy and this is the only thing keeping Britain from being the next Zimbabwe….

        • 304
          Mr Ned says:

          The reason that I suggested that the money should have been paid into people’s Mortgage accounts is that then, the banks would still get their money, the money would stay in this country longer and this would help our economy instead of Japan’s, China’s or other countries.

          If we just gave all that money to people direct, they would spend a lot of it on foreign goods. At least paying a chunk off people’s mortgages would have helped the banks when they needed it, AND helped 11.6 million people of this country directly too.

      • 142
        Busted Nokia says:

        totally agree, Guido, concur that during 1987 or 1988 when the top rate of tax went from 60% down to 40% the overall tax take went up. Lefties were of course in denial ..

      • 223
        The Wiley Fakir of Sussex says:

        NEWSFLASH and were getting news from our Jocular correspondent that McDoom has just made an enourmous injection into the Sperm Bank. There that should quantiatively ease the situation somewhat.

        No you are spot on they should give us all about £20’000 that would have boosted all our finances and shut those bleedin bankers up!

    • 63
      Technomist says:

      Good point there

      • 115
        Bang on the money Guido says:

        Your argument is bullet proof Guido. Those on low incomes spend 95% of their incomes immediately upon receiving them so the 20 billion of tax cuts would be immediately injected into the economy, unlike the banker bonuses and profits which will be hordered and which the bankers will expect interest payments on thereby causing further inflation.
        The reason the Conservatives will not raise the personal allowance to 10K is because they place the Conservative government’s interest above the national interest. They are too cowardly to take the tough decisions.
        Change, Dave?
        The New Labour party have been placing their party’s interests above the national interest for the last twelve years and look where it has got us. It seems as if the Conservatives plan to continue in exactly the same vein as the corrupt, self-serving Labour party.
        If the Tories do not raise the personal allowance to 10k then the double dip recession they have warned us of will occur.

        • 367
          Sir Everard Digby says:

          This makes clear how clueless the political classes are. Why should they know better? They don’t need to – guaranteed salaries,expenses,subsidised meals,subsidised offices. The rate of tax makes no odds to them. if it’s too high, claim a little extra.

    • 307

      You will be telling us next that there will be gunshots and blood on the streets as a consequence of recent events.

      More cover ups than a Belgian or Austrian ring of roses.

  2. 2

    I think the authoritarians presume that if the middle classes were left to spend their own earnings they’d simply barrow the cash into their back gardens every Saturday and incinerate it. This is the only explanation for such arrant nonfinksense.

  3. 3
    Olly boy says:

    Let’s hope that’s still in Tory thinking rather than pledging to waste loads more money on stuff like the NHS which needs to be got rid of…

  4. 4
    English John says:

    Trouble is McBastard has recruited millions into the public sector, who are all squeeky bumming and already planning strikes. The right are shitting themselves…soft bastards

    • 7
      Jac says:

      You’re an idiot! Most of the public sector workers are on crap pay, exploited to the hilt and need a revolution to kick their idiotic management up the hiney to ensure the place is run correctly. There are several tiers of management in my service and none of the idiots have a clue! Wasting more money than they raise/save through utter ignorance of their service and how to fairly deliver it.
      Don’t knock the bin collectors either, they work hard for sh!t money… £14000 a year is hardly a decent salary for those that keep us all out of the sh!t!

      • 10

        £14k a year is just the basic though: remember they get to eat loads of free leftovers and scraps.

        • 25
          It all adds up to er... nothing says:

          £14,000 = £965 per month net.

          That’s just over 2 months of MP’s food troughing claims.

          or £222.77 per week net.

          That’s how much Yvette Boy Cooper spends on make-up every week to try and make her look a little like a woman.

          • Anonymous says:

            Utter rubbish the bin men I know are on great money basic + bonus + any overtime + back handers from local business (pubs etc) to take their rubbish.

            One of the best jobs in the town and a closed shop friends and family only.

            Never feel sorry for bin men it’s a myth they are all poor.

            Oh and nice pension as well and no heavy lifting now.

          • Wake Up says:

            Don’t bin men get a months full holiday as well?

          • OddJob says:

            and free bin liner bags!

          • Desperate Dan says:

            every hole’s a goal though

        • 91

          Plus of course the Christmas card, and the follow up card with “second warning” written on it of an envelope with £ 50 in it wasn’t immediately forthcoming.

      • 11
        not amused of stevenage says:

        ..ah ha, but nowhere near as much as those who got us in the shit in the first place

      • 31
        Lord G says:

        Unfortunately there are truck loads of civil servants who, through no fault of their own (by which I mean they are doing what they have been asked, and probably work hard) are wasting everybody’s time and money as McTwatchops has created jobs for the boys that produce jack shit

      • 264
        AlQaedaLocum says:

        That’s been the way of it – binmen battling to keep us out of the shit while Brown has been determined to bury us deep in it!

      • 309
    • 26

      That’s why Dave’s first action should not be cut public services, nor should it be cut taxes. It should be to make public sector strikes illegal and sequestrate the unions’ war chests. Then he can cut taxes and cut the bloated state (starting with the NHS and schools).

  5. 5
    Jac says:

    Agree 100% with that Guido. I find it incredible that the so-called working class of which I am one – keep voting for the bloody reds when it is clear the Blues and even the Yellows will help the taxation status of the poorest whilst the Reds continually tax to give back – what a complete joke this economy is! Good manufacturing businesses will fail because of this maniacal governments obsession with tax!

    • 9
      righty right wing (mrs) says:

      The left in power needs its perpetual unending clients sucking at the teet of big statism.

      It gives the reds a never ending reason to exist & expand. It denies all betterment of individuals outside of the confines of the “collective”, by their own hard work & inititiative for their own profit.

    • 29
      Engineer says:

      Dead right – taxing people and then giving some of it back is inherently inefficient, since collecting the tax and administering the benefits both require costly administration. Letting people keep more of their earnings is far more effective – they’ll spend some as they see fit, paying indirect taxes as they do, or save it, thus making capital available to the wider economy. Their greater spending power will stimulate the economy, thus generating more jobs, so more spending – and so on. It also saves the public purse a small fortune in administration costs. Win-win-win, to use the current argot.

      That’s amazing – the Lib Dems have come up with a good idea!

      • 50
        Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

        It’s not just inefficient, it’s disgusting. Who the fuck is any Labour PM to steal my money, waste most of it and then if he decides I have been sufficiently socially engineered, will give some of it back to me? We need a revolution in this country – the LibDems tax plan might be just what is needed to kick it all off.

        • 61
          hang um high says:

          as a council fucking div and looser in labours eyes ive always said i work my bollocks off for 40 years i pay my dues and after that i can spend whats left on what i want. Labour have and always will think they can spend your money better than you can.
          Guess what never voted Labour never will now im back to my pool.

  6. 6
    righty right wing (mrs) says:

    Fink just does not “get it”.

    Higher taxes are the ruin of all vibrant economic scenes in any territory in any age.

    These media elites in their ivory towers are as bad as the fiscal lunatics of the political elite.

    What planet are they on?

    • 48
      Down with Brown! says:

      Fink is rich enough to pay the high tax rates and not feel the damage. He doesn’t realise how much middle and low income earners get hammered in a high tax economy.

  7. 8

    £10k? Lets go the whole hog and have it at Minimum Wage working 40 hours a week, circa £12k.

    But, yes, taxing jobs is madness.

    • 13
      Steve Expat says:

      Completely, why the fuck is anyone on minimum wage paying income tax on one hand, only for the government to give it back with the other in credits and benefits.

      Even setting the system up to be ‘revenue-neutral’ by reducing the handouts would save billions in the bureauracy alone!

      • 120
        Bang on the money Guido says:

        Tax credits are a gerrymandering device created by Gordon Brown.
        If it were a policy to reduce poverty it would not extend to those on fifty thousand pounds a year.
        The policy was implemented so if the Tories abolished it Brown could turn around and say “Look, the Tories don’t care about the poor” which is exactly the line the Labour minister took against the uselessly ineffective Theresa May on Radio 5 this morning. The fact that the Conservatives are only going to take it away from those on fifty thousand a year was quickly skated over by the minister and was not defended vigorously or sufficiently enough by poor, useless Theresa.
        The Labour party are baiting the Tories with such tricks. The Tories would be well advised to keep their arguments simple and their explainations straightforward and not be badgered into defensive positions by such Labour techniques.
        And they will also need to increase the personal allowance so those currently on tax credits would not lose a penny if the credits were to be removed.

        • 232
          The Wiley Fakir of Sussex says:

          The administration of the tax credits system is like the Indian railways. You have to see three people behind a desk to buy one ticket. It all bolsters the client state and acts as a masiive disincentive to enerprise. Unfortunately resistance is useless. They have F****d us up so big time that we are beyond repair. Dave for one certainly wont do bugger all about it.

  8. 12
    madasafish says:

    Pity that 70% of all consumer spending is on imports.. so the GDP effect on employment will be negligible.

    • 58

      There’s a simple answer to that – leave the EU, join NAFTA and impose a 50% import duty on goods from the Far East.

      O’Bummer seems intent on pissing the Chinese off at the moment (first the Taiwan arms deal, now he’s going to meet the Dalai Lama), and he wouldn’t be doing that unless he had a good exit strategy for when the Chinks decide to fuck the dollar over.

      Oh, and while we’re at it, we can send a few million Muslims home, so that would save 20-30% of public spending on unwanted human imports as well.

    • 84
      Sir William Waad says:

      I think you’re ignoring consumer expenditure on services.

      • 90
        Wake Up says:

        ”Oh, and while we’re at it, we can send a few million Muslims home, so that would save 20-30% of public spending on unwanted human imports as well.”

        The only reason alot of them are here in the first place is the drugs trade.

  9. 13

    No more deficit financing. I’m all for raising the thresholds, but would prefer NI is drastically cut. At 100 billion, it could be abolished.

  10. 15
    Roy Orbison's Crying says:

    with a tear in my eye, a lump in my throat and a heavy heart

    I have to say thank you to new labour and Tony and Gordon and Peter

    for making me the man I am today.

    thank you for making me unemployed and, at my age, unemployable ever again

    thank you for making me poor, with an income now that can only be called state endorsed poverty

    thank you for ruining any chanc I have of a reasonable pension

    thank you for denying my kids of ever having a reasonable pension because they will have to go abroad to work and make a living

    I will never see them again

    thank you new labour for fucking up my life and the life of my family

    • 28
      Heavy squad says:

      Lets go and kick the crap out of them – they deserve a serious thrashing

    • 89
      South of the M4 says:

      I could have written that too. The *astards. I’m for street protests, riots or whatever it takes.

      • 311
        udderly 'orrible says:

        Your chance is nigh.

        Jonah McSnot is trying for a Thatcher/Falklands rerun and will soon postpone the election and declare a national emergency.

        The bastard has so overstretched and under funded the armed forces that this time Argies will just walk in.

    • 112
      Golden Days says:

      That’s like blaming a dog because it barks. Socialists do what socialists do. You SHOULD blame the middle class who deserted their natural allegiance to become all trendy and vote Labour. Now they’ve learnt but it’s probably too late.

  11. 16
    Think This says:

    Last time I checked raising the PA to 10k would not cost £100 billion, it would cost closer to 10….

    Do you really think the Lib Dems are offering a £100 billion tax cut in the middle of the recession with a budget deficit of nearly £200 billion itself?

    Sort if out Guido

    • 37

      Roughly some £3,500 increase in the allowance x 28 million working population ~ £98 billion.

      • 46
        Engineer says:

        Given the increased spending power of the recipients of the tax cut (and consequent payment of indirect taxes such as VAT), and the reduction in the amount of administration to collect In come Tax, the net loss to the treasury would be a lot less than £98 billion.

        • 110
          Engineer says:

          Following Guido’s ammendment – “the net loss to the treasury would be a lot less than £20 billion.”

      • 49
        Anonymous says:

        Yeah but they only pay 20% tax and some people won’t earn the full £10k and it would reduce tax credits so somewhere between £10 -£20 billion seems about right.

      • 55
        bishop brennan says:

        As most people pay tax at 20%, surely you’d have to divide it the £100bn by 5?

        That would make it £20bn.

        But maths was never my strong point…

      • 62

        Of course, doh! Amended to £20 billion.

        • 65
          Job Done.next says:

          Give the unemployed the printers and they can print more money.

          • COVLAD says:

            They would be working then stupid, so would have their housing benefit cut.

            This meaning they would have to pay for their living accomodation out of their own income. Income has to be taxed so they………….

            You get the idea. You must think these things through…….

            Or maybe you should stand for election somewhere…

        • 221
          Maths isnt my strong point says:

          Fuck me Guido, with arithmatic like that you could get a job filling out Jack Straws council Tax returns !!!

      • 66
        Pete says:

        But it’s the tax on that, isn’t it?

        • 86
          Sir William Waad says:

          Yep. It’s about 31% of that for basic-rate earners, 41% for higher-rate earners and 20% or 40% respectively for pensioners and non-workers.

          In fact a lot of the money would come back through additional VAT revenue and taxing the increased incomes and profits of the businesses and people we spent our money with – and so on, in a virtuous circle.

          • Think This says:

            I stand by my figure of about £10 billion (maybe a bit more). The cost straight up would be 20 billion, but then you have higher VAT takes, higher economic growth and less unemployment as the gap between the lowest paid jobs and sitting on your arse becomes larger.

            You incentivise jobs and growth and take the poor out of tax for a mere £10 billion (or maybe a bit more). Sounds good to me

          • Why should Labour help and protect the lowest wage earners?

            It should be faith based with exemptions for all Muslims. The rest should stump up the shortfall.

            Praying so many times a day brings the KPI’s down quite a lot.

          • Alexsandr says:

            er.
            wont many people spend their extra money on petrol, fags, betting and booze. So even more money for the treasury!

  12. 17
    The Late Peter Cook (looking down with a frown) says:

    FINANCIAL COMPETITION

    Spot the Difference

    President & Mrs Ceausescu

    President & Mrs Marcos

    President Amin

    Mr Chancer & Baroness Blair

    Answers on a postcard to the Fink or the Fiske

  13. 19
    I will not use me dead kids as props I say!!!...sob...quiver...emote....cry...well up says:

    Shlomo Fink is the past.

    His mindset is set in the days of Tory meltdowns, when having an opinion, a stance, was to invite cries of baby killer Tory!
    Just as the current crap of NaziLabour ministers still believe the public are minded to actually believe their utterances as they were for a few years, new unbagged realist Finking is required.

    Be radical, cut spending and set the economy free, dont listen to wealthy Neo Socialist scum

  14. 20
    Roaring_80s says:

    I’m in favour of a bit of inflation too. A Monetary splurge of 100 billion will push up inflation like a balloon, which will also impact on interest rates, that will please savers, make mortgages payable over a quicker period and will ultimately scare off foreigners from lining their greasy pockets by speculating on the hitherto one-way bet on UK property.
    The pound must sink more to its real value – ideally about 50 cents, which will mean an Exodus of unwanted guest workers.
    Sounds good to me. That’s why Dave won’t do it, which is why Dave won’t get my vote.

  15. 21
    No human rights for terrorists says:

    I know this is nothing to do with your post Guido

    but I just couldn’t resist shouting out:

    “F**king Great, Mossad!!”

    • 24
      Squaddie Grunt says:

      Top comment

    • 32
      Dressed to thrill says:

      Exactly – a country that knows how to handle themselves – in hard with max firepower and take out the cancer.

      Reminds me of one of their PM’s – he was in the squad that took down one of the Munich ’72 gang – he dressed up as a woman and went in to the flat to double tap the scumbo.

      Can’t see Brown doing that (apart from the dressing in women’s clothing,of course).

      Just love the tennis outfits and the cheeky UK passports scam – now when ARE the Home Office going to tell us what they know about fake passports??

    • 34
      Steve Expat says:

      Not just assassination, M&Ssad assassination…

      • 58
        Comment says:

        ‘Claps’

      • 97
        EC1 PhD says:

        Nice one Steve

      • 98
        Call me Infidel says:

        I’m not convinced the Israelis were involved. It strikes me as too incompetent for them. More like another arab state security service job or an incompetent European one.

        • 300

          No – it was Mossad all right – just making the point that they are still around and don’t give a fuck who knows.

          Netenyahoo [sic] is a fucking nutter and wants to send the message to the world that Israel will act in isolation if they don’t get what they want.

          Expect the bombs to fall on Natanz within the month – sanctions aren’t enough to restrain the Israelis any more.

    • 53
      Down with Brown! says:

      Can’t believe the Reds and Yellows are screaming at Israel. Mossad have taken out a very dangerous man. Israel are the front line in the war against terror and deserve our support. Great work from the brave little nation!

      • 77
        Mob Happy says:

        Absolutely spot on and Israel will probably be left to sort out Iran’s nuclear weapons because Obumma and the rest of the west have got no balls.

        Reagan would have destroyed Iran’s nuke factories years ago.

        • 141
          BP says:

          very good.gets rid of what they’ve got we don’t want. But while we’re there what have they got we do.eh eh?

      • 81
        Boys From County Hell says:

        Brown wants, guess what, another enquiry into it, at huge public cost no doubt, to discover what exactly?

        How its different from the SAS execution of a Provo active service unit in Gibraltar for one?

        • 88
          Wake Up says:

          Everyone knows the answer;

          The UK is the whore of the world, anything at any price.

          Anyone fresh of the banana boat could of got those passports, come on in, take what you want.

          Those passports where easier to get legally than on the black market.

          • Susie says:

            I think I agree with this. How do we know it was anything to do with Israel? Far too obvious for Mossad, quite possibly another faction such as Fatah — they hate each others’ guts.

          • All six passports were of people with ‘dual citizenship’ – i.e. formerly British people who have taken |Israeli nationality. At least two of them now live in Israel.

            Kind of narrows down the list of suspects, doesn’t it?

          • Susie says:

            Fatah ‘lives in Israel’ (or very nearby).

            Can’t see Mossad being that stupid.

        • 144
          MI6 says:

          Ring ring. Mossad here any chance of a dozen passports.

          • Moley says:

            You want to live in a foreign country, you have to show the authorities your passport.

            It will probably be copied and the details will certainly be stored.

            What other countries have the British passport holders visited besides Israel?

            Any one of them could have used the information.

          • Call me Infidel says:

            Moley you make an interesting point. Just where did the Dubai authorities get the passport photos from? If these were “tourists” then they would have obtained a visit visa at the airport. Not having visited Dubai myself I am unaware of their immigration regime but does this mean they keep jpegs of every passport submitted? If these passports were forgeries rather than fradulently obtained documents then why didn’t the authorities spot this? So many questions so few answers.

          • Goloms Mum says:

            a dozen is fine,13 would have looked like a scottish pedophile crew were disapperaing

      • 220
        Madness says:

        I quite agree.

    • 140
      Hamas and Mossad are both terrorist organisations so what's new? says:

      The SAS used to assassinate IRA suspects in Northern Ireland but now the Catholics and Protestants are sharing power.
      Northern Ireland was a more intractable problem that the Israel Palestine conflict.
      Mossad have successfuly assassinated this terrorist but in the end they are terrorists too and they are just pissing in the wind.
      You have to look at the bigger picture.

    • 313
      Bob the Builder says:

      The real question is :

      Did Mossad clear the operation with the Jewish Foreign Secretary Millibana and the Jewish Lord High Archbishop Peter Mandelscum ?

      And get their promise to “cover up” after ???!!!

    • 372
      Sir Everard Digby says:

      Too amateur an operation for Mossad – no way they would have left any evidence.

      Heard on the radio yesterday (BBC) asking an expert on ‘organised crime’ if this could have been Mossad. Might ask the same expert about New Labour.

  16. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Da Fink in another Pink funk!

  17. 23

    Nick Clegg and Vince Cable are really characters in a BBC soap called “The Today Programme”.

    • 102
      Anonymous says:

      23 – Cleggover, St Vinc and the rest of the Limp Dimwits are nothing more than braindead numpties who I wouldn’t trust to run a bath.Hungry for power at any cost including fucking the British people over on voting reform ie AV which would benefit them and Lab very nicely.Not to mention voting against a Tory amendment to allow the British people a referendum on future international treaties ( fucking cnuts don’t let these bastards get away with this one Dave-the electorate will fume for sure over this)

      Absolute bastards and you can bet your last penny if these cnuts were handed the reins of power they’de fuck us much, much ,more than Lab (if thats possible)over the EU.No shit I’d vote Labour before I voted these bastards.And thats never gonna happen.But what really annoys me is they seem to be getting away with attacking on the Tories whilst they are never scrutinised.Its about time that changed.Maybe Dave is saving his ammo for the debates-I do fucking hope so.Absolute cnuts.

  18. 30
    Steve Expat says:

    Looks like the gloves are off on both sides with the poster campaigning.

    http://mylabourposter.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a8abc3e4970b0120a8ac7e35970b-pi

    Very harsh but very true

    OUCH!

    • 227
      In praise of strong language to make a valid point says:

      How about this for a Conservative Election Slogan….

      ” THE LABOUR GOVERNMENT HAVE FUCKED OUR ECONOMY RIGHT UP THE SHITTER, SO DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT VOTING FOR ANOTHER 5 YEARS OF THESE C UNTS ! ”

      very harsh but very true !

  19. 33
    Capt.Morgan says:

    Saw Vince Cable on sky news today…
    seemed to be an apologist for Nulab.

    • 35
      Steve Expat says:

      LibDums seem to have it in their minds that the Tories (and only the Tories) are the enemy – just reinforces the “Vote yellow get Brown” argument to most people

      • 41
        Down with Brown! says:

        Cable’s massively over-rated by the media. He is basically a big government man who wants to nationalise everything but who came up with a superb line about Gordon Brown turning from Stalin to Mr Bean. Don’t be fooled, the Lib Dems are basically a sub-division of Nu Labour.

      • 105
        Granny smith says:

        What a good slogan,the Tories should use it .

  20. 40
    Trev says:

    And when this ‘stimulus’ needs to be turned off? What then? Put taxes back up?

    Certainly we need to cut expenditure to make room for tax cuts.

    But we have to cut £90 billion just to remove the structural deficit.

    Cuts beyond that can be used to reduce taxation. And certainly we could rejig taxation so that tax thresholds can be raised. They do need to be raised significantly and may be this can be done in tandem with reorganising and cutting benefits to ‘carrot and stick’ people back into jobs.

  21. 42
    You cannot make it up says:

    Yvette Boy Cooper;

    “We are not out of the woods yet”

    Amazing – 2.5 million PLUS at least another 500,000 and “we are not out of the woods yet”.

    In woods you can find oak trees with some strong branches – rope/branch/stool/kick

  22. 43
    Sir William Waad says:

    Quite right Guido. And if we cut Government expenditure while reducing taxes, the deflationary effect of the former would help to offset any inflationary effect of the latter.

    Just as the real reason terrorists blow people up is because they enjoy it, so the real reason Governments levy high taxes is because they want to.

  23. 44
    Down with Brown! says:

    Very funny website:

    http://mylabourposter.typepad.com/blog/

  24. 45
    Tom Devine's butler says:

    Guido, please put this up. Happened to see it when I was in Borders yesterday. It’s a book by a guy called Gordon Brown called ‘Falling’.

    http://www.thedrum.co.uk/pub/files/photos/news/10440/main.WEB_GordonBrownBook021.jpg

  25. 47
    A song for Nu Labour Apologists for May 2010 says:

    Just a reflection
    Just a glimpse
    Just a little reminder
    Of all the what abouts
    And all the might have
    Could have beens
    Another day
    Some other way
    But not another reason to continue
    And now you’re one of us
    The wretched

    The hopes and prays
    The better days
    The far aways
    Forget it

    It didn’t turn out the way you wanted it to
    It didn’t turn out the way you wanted it to, did it?
    It didn’t turn out the way you wanted it to
    It didn’t turn out the way you wanted it to, did it?

    Now you know
    This is what it feels like
    Now you know
    This is what it feels like

    The clouds will part and the sky cracks open
    And god himself will reach his fucking arm
    Through
    Just to push you down
    Just to hold you down
    Stuck in this hole with the shit and the piss
    And it’s hard to believe it could come down to thisback at the beginning
    Sinking
    Spinning

    And in the end
    We still pretend
    The time we spend
    Not knowing when
    You’re finally free
    And you could be

    But it didn’t turn out the way you wanted it to
    It didn’t turn out quite the way that you wanted it

    Now you know
    This is what it feels like
    Now you know
    This is what it feels like

    You can try to stop it but it keeps on coming
    You can try to stop it but

  26. 51
    Steve Expat says:

    O/T but an interesting video of a speech from Cameron to the TED conference.

    Maybe he is more radical in his approach than a lot of people give him credit for, he almost sounds like Hannan in this, talking about the post-bureaucratic age:

    http://www.ted.com/talks/david_cameron.html

    • 83
      Down with Brown! says:

      A very impressive presentation from DC. He’s much more radical than when he is speaking to the mainstream media in the UK. He’s so much broader and up to date in his thinking than Mr Brown.

      My only complaint is that it is a shame that he did not include this speech in his list of favourite American speeches. Our government has got vastly too big and for the health of its citizens must be made dramatically smaller. Self-rule of our nation’s people is only way out of our current mess.

    • 101
      Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

      I think you’re right. He did come across as quite radical. TED talks are often interesting because the presenters assume a limited audience of like-minded poeple, so they are usually pretty honest about things without resorting to self censorship.

  27. 52
    jdennis_99 says:

    Low taxes = high growth.

    Lesson of economics no. 1. Cutting taxes destabilising the economy?! Don’t think so. It’s called easing fiscal policy. Best thing to do in a recession. The reason we haven’t done it (excluding the worthless temporary VAT reduction) is twofold:
    1. Labour are too thick to understand that, as Churchill said, trying to tax your way out of a recession is like standing in a bucket and trying to lift it up by the handle;
    2. We had a sizeable budget deficit BEFORE the recession hit. Combine this with falling tax revenues and… surprise, surprise, we can’t afford it.

    Unfortunately, the Tories haven’t yet come up with any seriously credible plans on tax. They’ve got some tax breaks planned (IHT & Marriage Tax), but they don’t go far enough.

    I’m all for cutting tax. As much as possible, and for any reason. But I do think that some taxes should be cut FIRST.

    • 68
      hang um high says:

      Cutting Tax, if they did every tom dick and harry left wing journalist would be frothing at the mouth to bring him down,sad but true.

  28. 57
    The big D says:

    OT. BBC trying to get treason laws repealed.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8511120.stm

    Maybe Gordon is not quite so sure of his retirement?

    • 118
      Moley says:

      Members of a Government which deliberately allowed and encouraged unlimited immigration in order to permanently change the nature of the country might well be accused of treason.

      Particularly if there was evidence that the policy was deliberately concealed.

      If I was on the jury I would vote “Guilty”.

      No wonder Pravda has been briefed to get the legislation repealed.

      • 252
        The Wiley Fakir of Sussex says:

        A Prime Minister who is too scared to be photographed signing the Lisbon Treaty might consider he is committing a treasonable act?

    • 180
      Obams is a prat says:

      Those drugged up bastards at the BBC should all be done for treason.

  29. 72
    tommy atkins says:

    the tories are as stupid as labour!

    but i think that you are missing the point here g/f………

    the tories don’t want us little people to have money or any say in what happens either!

    they have all read books and so they are now experts………

    the govt. causes inflation and unemployment with its ridiculous tax take.

    countries cannot exist without wealth creation…….

    keep spending as an individual and eventually you go broke and lose your credit worthiness.it is the same for countries too.

    sadly we have labour who just piss money away on non-jobs and tories that do not understand that simply copying them is a recipe for disaster……

    isn’t there one person on the tory bench that understands?

    • 85
      Wake Up says:

      No

      This is what happens when Marxists take root in your country and within your education and public service systems.

      We are on a course to hell on a hand cart.

      Marxism is the devils ideology as ‘The path to hell is paved with good intentions’

      The language used by the Marxists is designed to fool you so they can carry out their real intentions while you think and believe you and they are being ‘fair and equal’.

      • 240
        Go back to sleep fuckwit says:

        if you think Tony Blair or Mandleson or Brown or Cameron are ‘Marxists’ then you deserve to be the kind of submental fuckwit who parrots slogans fed to him by retards on Fox News

        one day you might be able to take a shit without adult supervision

        • 256
          The Wiley Fakir of Sussex says:

          Mandleson was a communist when he was Young. Brown is Scottish which is pretty much the same thing, that goes for Blair too and Dave is a poor misunderstood minor Royal from the wrong side of the blanket. A right parcel of rogues. Yeah Marxists the lot of them. Next question please!

    • 93
      Pete says:

      John Redwood does…

  30. 76
    tax it labours favorite word says:

    ivenevervotedlabourbut………..labourlist.brilliant get it out on the web

  31. 80

    [...] Easing. Leave a Comment I regretted calling Guido innumerate.  And still do.  And I like the way he is holding up lib dem tax policy as an example to all here.  But his calling QE a ‘cost’ that can be compared to a tax cut is extremely [...]

  32. 82
    Anonymous says:

    Guido,

    I do hope you will take the time to read the excellent Martin Wolf’s column in today’s FT.
    best

  33. 92
    Raving Loon says:

    This is why I say there is no difference between Labour and the Tories. Since when did cutting taxes (ie giving people their money back, not a cost as some would put it) constitute an unreasonable policy suggesting. Screw marriage tax relief, how about the government not being such a bastard with my PAYE slip and let me keep my own sheckles?

  34. 94
    Down with Brown! says:

    Great stuff from Dale:

    http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2010/02/number-ten-official-brown-called.html

    “Sitting naked in his hotel room he (Brown) allegedly screamed at Wood: “You’re a c***”, and proceeded to abuse another member of staff, calling him an “even bigger c***”.

  35. 99
    albacore says:

    Oh dear,Fawkes. You overlook the socialist double-whammy. They don’t just tax you till your eyes pop out; they bugger up the admin good and proper, too.
    HM Revenue & Customs is proud owner of, you guessed it, a new computer system. This one has a randomized output for tax codes.

  36. 103
    Sir William Waad says:

    Labour economics.

    You have two cows.

    I take one of the cows and ‘invest’ it. I make you queue for several weeks and then give you a few burnt entrails from the cow. I burst into tears because I cannot give you more. I then take the other cow so that I can provide you with a proper beef dinner. I give it to a nice man in exchange for some magic beans. I then borrow five cows from the farmer down the road and promise to pay him back eleven cows in 20 years time. I tell you that I cannot give you the beef dinner I promised becuase other peasants have not given me all their cows. Instead, I and my mates eat the five cows. When you ask me about the beef dinner I blame Farmer Thatcher.

    Since you are now destitute, I compassionately give you a very small cow. It is mad.

    • 160
      The Earl Of Leer says:

      a mooot point

      • 336
        EC1 PhD says:

        Gordonomics

        You arrive from overseas and claim asylum. I give you two cows, a barn, free feed and promise to buy your milk at inflated prices if you promise to stuff envelopes at home once every four years.

        You are part of a hard working family. I take three of your five cows and give them to recently arrived asylum seekers.

        You are a successful business man. Your herd of 300 cows has been gradually reduced over the years to a mere 50 cows.

        You are a city banker. Your imaginary herd of 128,784,999,000 cows has disappeared so I take 588 cows from every tax payer to cover your losses and let you keep all the milked profits. I paint 200,000,000 pieces of cardboard black and white and give them away to foreign farmers.
        The foreign farmers realise the scam and complain to the International Milk Fund who come and tell me to halve my cow deficit in four years. I raise milk taxes and legislate that all unborn babies pay 2330 cows each until 2050.

        Then I invite more asylum seekers and give them two cows each.

  37. 104
    LABOURS EMPLOYMENT STRATEGY says:

    O/T i know but this has been on my mind all day
    This morning on 5 live they were discussing unemployment
    the debate seemed to suggest that most jobs on offer at the job center’s are for 10 or 12 hours a week
    and mostly at minimum wage
    so if this is correct and as callers were saying “if you work any more it reduces your benefits that means that there are 4 people doing each job of 40 hours
    which keeps them off the unemployment figures and keeps them on benefits
    which means that there are millions more people actually unemployed and labour just use this system to make the figures look better than what they really are

  38. 106
    Anonymous says:

    First Irish (wrong side of sheets) dave’s ancestral line now DANNY the FINK. is this some sort of Irish groundhog day?

  39. 111
    caesars wife says:

    I had some sypathy with the finks idea on you might get burnt fighting fire with fire , in part beacuse ruin was having a bunker week again , harriets interview , felt more like desperate for the loo , finding an empty cubicle , sitting down only to find the rolls run out !!.

    Labour are spinning 500,000 less on dole than predicted so saving £2bn thanks to there wonderfull polices , no doubt not including other non working I doubt benfit payments have gone down overall .

    I think your both wrong :
    the fink : because he is underestimating the debts ability to become a black hole around which a slow cut leaves taxation as the only lever left and even then may not impact the debt quickly enough , if the fink thinks 2.5% growth will cure it hes dreaming .

    Guido:because the cuts in public sector , will affect growth and purchase and reduce vat revenues from state purchase activity , leaving personal ecnomic activity to try and pay the debt .

    the ruin/darling should have cut spending 2 yrs ago , marxist ecnomic theories that believe state sector activity can replace private sector activity is fundamentally flawed when you have a massive public debts and further banking toxic debts and weak exports .

    Let us not forget that the bank bailout will not be a profitable return , so weakening tax abilities to clear it , on top of trying to fund wastefull state spending as well as our foriegn aid and war budgets .

    The ruin has not given any credable plan to reduce the debt ,marxist ecnomics has no solution , labour have flushed loads of people down the pan until the banks get re capitalised to safe liquidity levels and currency stabilises .

    to some extent even thatcher ecnomics struggles not so much with the principal but with the huge numbers and the financial nature of the crisis , rather than the productivity problem they faced in 1978. the abyss is effective the ability of the economy to cope with the debt , wether in bonds , pfi or toxic liabilities .

    as for cleggy and vince being as he got barclays call wrong and manison tax is no use , they must be so pleased they backed lisbon .

    Alas the ruins waste/fairy tale is now taking us into some very difficult decisions /corrections , never forget hes conducted a political treausry policy that will hurt a lot of people for many years to come , that is why he deserves his title of the ruin .

    • 119
      Egg and Cheese says:

      ‘Ere missus,they’re having a go at us waste transfer operatives higher up on this thread. Insinuating we’re all earning a mint. Can we rely on your support if we file a claim for defamation and social discrimination?
      It’s only your generous christmas tip that keeps the wolf from the door. Incidently,Heavy Breathing sends his undying love.

      • 282
        caesars wife says:

        Egg and Cheese , glad heavy breathin sends his love , some dont want to go there at the moment which is understandable as international situation has changed a bit , pink boiler suites being handed out as compulsory and med diet back in fashion . padded cell on unlimited tariff being put out for anything deemed neanderthal and unshopiscated . Apparently its a lack of education !!
        dancing round poles , speaking with a dialect and not having a blackberry soon be decalred institutionally somthing or other .
        bill gates new pope for new era , heretics and nay sayers getting pink boiler suites as some are having visons on new promised land .

        intellectual sandle wearers dont see problem , see it as oppertunity to re educate like blair .

        unconcerned , besides there are other things that people want to discuss as ruin/labour have left such a mess and failing instsitutions , at some point arguments will be made and village rule will be looking at its own end .

        Its a bit appologetic in some ways , all part of acknowledgement of village rule failiures in playing dumbers top trumps at lobby dinner parties .

        Just waiting for ruin to call vote day and see if its more lies , save friends portfolios and so long suckers with added brain wash and fingers in ears going la la la la . only 60 odd days to go ruin must weep evertime sept 2007 is mentioned !

  40. 116
    Down with Brown! says:

    Where’s TED gone?

  41. 124
    nell says:

    What’s happened to TED? Was just enjoying watching the fluent cameron and comparing him to the wooden gordon TED video from 2009 – and when I come back here , the TED blogs gone!

    WOW if only gordon’s deficit could be banished as easily!!

  42. 126
    Anonymous says:

    Budget after Budget for 13 years,

    “No more Boom and Bust!”

    Bye Bye Brown, yur fucked.
    Simples!

  43. 130
    Fucups watch says:

    Channel 4 are reporting that Hunt lady gaga is the musicians musician.Pay attention dickheads this is a musician http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG7y_CD9rMg
    notice the instrument.

  44. 131
    nell says:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1251798/Gordon-Brown-suffers-new-blow-business-leaders-including-Richard-Branson-admit-defect-Cameron.html

    Oh Dear gordon’s lost the support of his own Business Council for Britain. And Richard Branson, Stuart Rose and other prominent business leaders are now changing sides.

    • 135
      Steve Expat says:

      …and they won’t be the last sensible people to do so.

      Almost every major business leader and economist now admits we’re completely fucked as a country, and without serious reductions in spending (rather than reductions in the increase of spending!) we will have the IMF knocking on the door in short order.

      I’m sure Gordon would be happy to see a Gilt strike in the runup to the election..?

      • 143
        nell says:

        Wonder if he’s going to grasp the nettle and call an election in March?

        +sigh+ I bet he’ll hang on until the bitter end on June 3rd always believing the economy and the polls are finally going to turn in his favour !!!

        I’d really quite like to be standing in drowning street on the day he finally exits no10 so that I could slow clap him and his scheming PR wife out of the road.

        • 154
          Steve Expat says:

          Will it end up being on Friday June 3rd by default, as the Parliament expires due to the lack of inclination from Broon to go to the Palace..?

          • nell says:

            I suspect Her Maj is not exactly welcoming to gordon – well would you be???

            So perhaps like everything else he does – he tries not to go to the Palace if he can help it!!!!

          • Granny Windsor says:

            She’s quite happy to sign away her sovereignty on his say so. And Her fortune has been saved thanks to the bail out.

          • nell says:

            I doubt she’d sign her sovereignty away. If gordon suggested it I think he’d be shown the door.

            I suspect he is more tolerated than welcomed at Buck House !!

            Well you wouldn’t want him would you??!

          • Granny Windsor says:

            “I doubt she’d sign her sovereignty away.”

            It may have escaped your notice nell but have you heard of the Lisbon Treaty?

          • nell says:

            Indeed Granny but don’t despair . I suggest you read Dr Lee Rotherham’s – ‘ Ten Years On – Britain without the European Union’

            There’s always hope and evolution!!!

          • His Dear says:

            revolution nell my dear

          • nell the smell of mcbride and hypocrisy says:

            that’s why nell loves her cast iron dave you see
            because he tells her things she’s stupid enough to believe
            like on Lisbon
            and she in turn is so grateful she eagerly dives into the gutter and tries to score party political points off of a disabled child
            because she’s scum

          • The Watcher says:

            So what do you think? nell is a Central Office stooge? Who else? Engineer? Steve Expat?

          • Steve Expat says:

            To ‘The Watcher’

            No, and I would be surprised if the Tories have people posting for them on blogs in the same was as Labour do – notice that most of the comments from people friendly to the Tories are positive, whereas most of those friendly to Labour are negative

            FWIW I’m not a member of the Conservatives nor any other party. I will probably vote for them both becuase I think DAve has some good ideas and deserves a chance, and in order to kick out this current bunch of incompetent idiots for at least a generation!

          • Engineer says:

            To “The Watcher”

            Like Steve, I’m not a member of any political party, and never have been. I just care about the country I live in, all my family live in, and have our roots in going back to time out of mind. I hate what’s been done to it over the last decade, and want to see things changed and improved. Of the available options at the GE, either the Tories or UKIP seem the best. Given my utter disgust at the way the EU manages it’s affairs and imposes it’s unwanted will on ours, my heart says UKIP, but the pragmatist in me says that the Tories are the better all round option taking into account such things as the economy, education, business environment and attitude to governance generally.

    • 146
      Mr Plum says:

      If they have been advising Brown all this time I’d sack em

  45. 132
    Ratsniffer says:

    The marxists love heavy taxation, it allows them to take with one hand, process via several layers of departments, and then give back with the other hand to their favorite client groups. Some of whom they have just take it from in the first place. NuLabour has stiffled growth, is scaring aways those who will provide employment, and is, in short, turning us into some 5th rate soviet style state. Oh how the handwringers wept when the berlin wall came down……

  46. 133
    Dennis Nilsen says:

    I need something to do.any suggestions

  47. 138
    Wake Up says:

    Lots of multi national companies waking up to the fact they have been taking for a ride by the chinky chongs now they are being bullied for more and more money by China especially American companies.

    Looks like the USA V China could be a potential conflict in the future.

    • 150
      Steve Expat says:

      …adn China hold most of the aces in this situation, a combination of their holding of $1.5tn in US bonds and currency controls keeping Chinese exports cheap.

      The Chinese could seriously weaken the dollar or cause inflation worldwide with very little unwinding of these policies, such is the dominance of their export markets and holding of US dollars.

  48. 145
    Wazza says:

    Apologies as its a bit off subject but its worth viewing everyone.

  49. 149
    Dave Cameron says:

    Ohhhhhhhhhh yeah the ladies like me.

  50. 151
    Chris Choff says:

    40 things that have come to pass since….well read the link
    http://www.rense.com/general32/americ.htm

  51. 155
    Anonymous says:

    BEAUTIFUL GUIDO, SHAME THEY ARE ALL TOO FREAKIN DUMB TO LISTEN

  52. 161
    Anonymous says:

    Guido’s right there; always stick to the fundamentals otherwise it’s just a question of time before you get found out for being the emperor with no clothes and your system crashes.

    Brown’s economic theory seems to simply be:
    “Owe more money than you can afford to pay back? Simple; borrow more money. Just keep borrowing more and more until you go bust or until the loan sharks sledgehammer your kneecaps, then kill yourself when it all gets too much and you have no way out.”

    What part of that Brown advice/mentality is worth following, finky? Personally I think the libdem idea of “just let people keep more of their own hard-earned cash in the first place” makes more sense than “burn the money….burn it all…mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha”

  53. 168
    I am the Heir to Blair(hear my soundbites roar!) says:

    two bald men fighting over a comb

  54. 169
    nell says:

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Labour-MP-David-Wright-Apologises-After-Twitter-Message-Brands-Conservatives-Scum-Sucking-Pigs/Article/201002315550105?lpos=Politics_First_Poilitics_Article_Teaser_Regi_3&lid=ARTICLE_15550105_Labour_MP_David_Wright_Apologises_After_Twitter_Message_Brands_Conservatives_Scum-Sucking_Pigs

    David Wright the Labour MP for Telford tried to say that people who voted tory were ‘scum sucking pigs’

    When he got attacked on Twitter in rather large numbers he tried to LIE his way out and say ‘ he didn’t say that’ Ho Hum!!!

    Interesting point – he wants to keep defence spending up in his constituency . He has defence industries there providing employment – so he is a Very Enthusiastic Supporter of War At Any Cost!!!

  55. 172
    Not with my money says:

    Fink & Nelson get paid to spout this bollocks? The sooner the dead tree press folds and dies the better.

  56. 178
    nell says:

    AlastairC said he defeated John Major at the Election with the LIE that Major tucked his shirt into his underpants.

    Andrew Rawnsley is just about to launch a book that is largely regarded as authentic that says gordon sat on in his bed in America , naked, screaming abuse at his aides because they could not get him a one to one with Obama!

    I wonder which is the more damaging claim? Alastairs or Rawnleys??!!!

  57. 181
    Clony-Caven Paddy says:

    Is that Fink chap a local ? Maybe his family are new to our islands and do not understand our ways.

    My own family only arrived from the ice age retreat, ( Galisian Spain ), about 2310 years ago (300 BC for you Christians). About the time your people arrived Guido ??

    We settled on the western of the two Islands, where we found that the locals, like the rest of the Britons, very friendly, but very independently minded. They had a whole culture built around their love of individual freedom.

    One of my family broke a taboo about personal space and we never saw him again.

    It took a very long time before we learned that ‘Freedom’, as they call it, the right to live ones life to ones own plan, is the very basic driving force of all the Britonic peoples. We now conform to that norm.

    Maybe this Fink’s family need more time to learn that ‘Financial independance’ is the same as ‘Phyical independance’. It gives you power over your own life. And that’s what we like.

    • 187
      Clony-Caven Paddy says:

      Why do you only notice the miss-spellings after you post.

      There has to be a grant, somewhere, that can be claimed to answer this question.

      Goodluck to who ever gets it.

      • 259
        Anonymous says:

        Ive done some research and asked schoolchildren some loaded questions in the subject of typos. Now when can expect my grant to come through ?

      • 286
        Grant Sforvotes says:

        I like to play hard-to-get, but I must admit to a soft spot for freeloaders and parasites.

  58. 183
    Christy says:

    OT.
    Anyone seen the latest release by MigrationWatch on liebours deliberate mass immigration policy,shocking how these NuLab vipers behave.
    Cameron needs to up his game on this immigration issue,he would have a bloody landslide.

    • 207
      albacore says:

      Ssssh! Dave knows that. Everybody else knows that. But the Bogey Man’ll get him if he ever does anything about it.
      PR maestro (reputedly) Cameron, with the Tories’ bottomless election chest behind him, could blow Brown and his whole gang to Kingdom Come in 24 hours.
      Assuming the wet lettuce position seems more his style though.
      One of the great mysteries, that.

  59. 186
    Kilt wearers and wife slappers says:

    Look how the Scottish scum are raising their kids;

    A study of schoolchildren has found that most of those questioned thought violence towards women was acceptable if there was a reason behind it.
    - – -
    In another scenario, about 80% of the children said a man had cause to slap his partner because she did not have the dinner ready on time.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/8516387.stm

    • 191
      Dool says:

      ye gods neanderthal knuckle draggers are much more evolved

    • 215
      Moley says:

      Wait.

      Read this bit.

      “The findings of the study will be presented at a conference in Glasgow on Wednesday which has been jointly organised between Scottish Women’s Aid and Napier University.

      Edinburgh Women’s Aid spokeswoman Suzanne Moran called for more education on violence towards women: “These findings, in effect, reflect that these attitudes are still widely held in Scotland.

      “Studies like these reveal that there is still much to be done to eradicate ingrained beliefs that women are to blame for violence perpetrated against them.”

      They selected a number of primary schools in Glasgow, (which ones and where; Glasgow is a very diverse city which embraces both extremes of social class), and they asked the primary school children a number of questions.

      What were the questions and were they properly neutral?

      I think this “survey” started from the result they wanted and worked out the necessary procedures to get it.

      It stinks.

      • 225
        Moley says:

        And by the way; there is a long standing hatred between Glasgow and Edinburgh.

        Why didn’t Edinburgh Women’s Aid do their survey in Edinburgh? Didn’t want to miss a chance at trashing Glasgow, did they?

        It stinks even more.

      • 249
        Anonymous says:

        The reason the “Conviction” figures for rape are so so low is because they include the large number of spurious rape claims which nobody dares mention but which are like the elephant in the room whenever this subject is discussed. This does nothing to help the genuine victims.

    • 255
      Anonymous says:

      I have no doubt these would have been loaded questions asked to children in a way that got the answers they wanted. This is what happens when people with an agenda pose as so called “researchers”. More grants all around !!!

  60. 188
    Labour Rapid Rebuttal Unit says:

    There are only 61 million people in the UK.

    Look out your window. Look at all that green space. That wasn’t the “Do-Nothing” Conservatives that made that Green Space. They can plant all the trees they like. Only Labour can be trusted with Britiain’s borders.

    That’s Labour. Trustworthy and Pro-Active. Not “Do Nothing”.

    • 189
      Farmer Giles says:

      “Get off my land”

      • 253
        Anonymous says:

        orf and moi

      • 320
        Sir William Waad says:

        Let’s do a deal. I won’t picnic on your front lawn, leave your side gate open and throw litter in your flower beds, and you won’t trample on my wheat or set your dog on my sheep.

        • 343
          Mr Ned says:

          But I am a city dwelling rambler. I have a god given right to wreck your crops and trundle all over your land. Labour said so.

        • 348
          .243 Win says:

          I’ve got a variation on the deal that says “if you don’t let you dog ‘have a bit of fun’ with my sheep, I won’t introduce it to high-speed lead”.

          Works every time…

    • 190
      John Presclott says:

      The Green Belt is a Labour achievement, and we intend to build on it.

    • 217
      Moley says:

      I can look out of my window and see 500 acres of the best farmland in the country that Prescott has ear marked for rabbit hutches, necessary to house all the immigrants that Labour let in.

      We need the land to grow food so that we are not dependent on imports, (particularly as our currency becomes worthless), and we have neither the water nor the infrastructure to support the increased numbers in our city.

      That’s Labour. Incompetent Liars, destroying everything they touch.

      • 260
        LABOURS EMPLOYMENT STRATEGY says:

        Dont worry the “rabbit hutches will never be built
        because when “call me Dave ” gets in
        the tory toff’s will need the land for fox hunting

        • 396
          Engineer says:

          Quite right too.

          And as Moley points out, for the 99.9% of the time that it isn’t being hunted over, it’s growing food.

          What’s the point in concreting over large areas of land that are nowhere near centres of available work?

    • 239
      Technomist says:

      The gov’t have no idea how many people there are in the UK because they have not recorded who leaves the country properly for years

      • 263
        LABOURS EMPLOYMENT STRATEGY says:

        The trouble with Labours “Back Door” Policy Is no one knows how many terrorists have come in with the masses
        On the other hand Peter Mandelson is in favour of all back door policies !

  61. 197
    I have never caught and STD or voted Labour but; says:

    There is a better selection of prostitutes thanks to Labours open door policy so for that alone.

    I will vote for them.

  62. 201
    Average_Alf says:

    A 10,000 tax bottom for people on minimum wage (not sure how many this entails) would make ‘Average Alf ‘around 13 pounds a week better off.

    That would buy him a discount 18-pack of Heineken perhaps, or an extra takeaway to accompany the free-to-air football.

    I can not see particularly from where such exaggerated amounts of money will suddenly wash into the economy by Alf’s 13 quid extra.

    He may, after all spend it on foreign holiday money.

  63. 210
    Gordoom cooks the books says:

    how interesting local councils are refusng to publish the wages of some of their staff as we may get a little upset how nice of them hey

  64. 212
    Steve Expat says:

    O/T

    Councils afraid to publish salaries of those who work for them, in case they are subject to reprisals from the public.

    Boo fucking hoo – If you can take a six-figure salary from the State, you have to put up with the shit I’m afraid. My taxes pay your wages.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/7259289/Councils-afraid-to-say-how-much-they-pay-chiefs.html

    • 222
      Moley says:

      Publish the job titles, salaries, and numbers of employees at each level.

      No names and addresses, no problem.

      Councils should be threatened with a council tax strike by ratepayers if they do not comply.

    • 230
      albacore says:

      They have, however, bravely conceded to identify all posts paid more than £50,000 p a.
      I don’t reckon it’ll take the nutters that they are so scared of too long to put two and two together.
      Unless those naughty hackers start rummaging through council websites, redacting office-holders’ names, of course.

    • 231
      Sir Robbing Wales says:

      Newham is one of the poorest boroughs in the land,yet has the highest paid chief executive in Britain.
      The council justify this on the fact that as they are so deprived ,they need the best talent money can buy.

    • 250
      Moley says:

      They need to publish take home pay for the last financial year, so that all those little allowances are included.

      Birmingham City Council managed to pay an electrician £120,000. p.a.

      Basic salaries won’t cover it.

      Tax Payer’s Alliance please take note.

    • 324
      Sir William Waad says:

      Local government is relatively frugal, provides actual services and funds its pension schemes in a generally responsible way. Of course there are too many Deputy Heads of Empowerment, Outreach and Interdisciplinary Facilitation, but for serious, multi-billion troughing you have to look at central government, the quangocracy, the NHS and the Beeb.

  65. 218
    All Tories are scum sucking pigs says:

    Hello scum suckers.

    Now fuck off all you Tory trolls.

    • 229
      LABOURS EMPLOYMENT STRATEGY says:

      I would have thought that the “Scum Sucking Pigs” in this country are the low life shit that lie in bed all day breeding new labour voters while the rest of us work our fucking arses off to support them in their breeding programme

      seems to me that the labour party are so pleased with their success in this
      that they too have decided to reward themselves with large amounts of taxpayers cash for doing such a sterling job !

    • 241
      Gordon ( I AM a moron ) Brhoon says:

      Is that a pig or a lamb ??

    • 275
      ShoutsAtTheTV says:

      “Fuck off all you Tory trolls.”

      ..And I thought an “Internet Troll” was somebody who pushed against the consensus, deliberately taking the opposite view?

      I’m stumped.

      How, in the current climate, can a Tory be described as in the minority? (EVERYBODY hates Gordon Brown!)

  66. 244
    I've never voted Labour but.... says:

    I am curious to see just how fucked up our economy can get after another 5 years of this lunacy from a bunch of incompetent extremist idiots. So they get my vote

  67. 251
    Prescott's skidmarked pants says:

    McMong getting pushed around by the Argies and now Israel. Anyone else want a go? Pathetic Nu Liebour scum.

  68. 257
    Joey Joe Joe says:

    Gordon Brown and ZaNew Labour are scum sucking c/unting pigs.

    No one has tinkered with my post.

  69. 258
    Tapestry says:

    IMF announces gold sales. No doubt needing cash to bail out PIIGS.

    http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2010/02/imf-gold-sales-will-jolt-confidence.html

  70. 261
    The One Eyed Hero says:

    I can today announce that i have set up a task force that will sail to the South Atlantic in order to safeguard jobs and vital services in the Falklands region.
    Skuppered by Rear Admiral Bob “I see no shortages” Ainsworth,the fleet will be led by HMS The Boddinnic Ferry and sails forthwith.
    God speed and region No 9 expects every man,or woman,or other to do his,hers,it’s duty.

  71. 268
    Down with Brown! says:

    CON 39%(+1), LAB 30%(-1), LDEM 18% (-1). A poll for the Sun by Baroness Ashton’s hubby.

  72. 270
    LABOURS EMPLOYMENT STRATEGY says:

    Calling All Mossad Agents With British Passports (Real or Fake)
    We need help in disposing of 647 of the worlds most dangerous and useless bastards on the planet
    please come and rid us of these scum sucking pigs !
    We will even supply the pillows

    Thank You !

  73. 271
    Down with Brown! says:

    The Israeli ambassador was summoned to the foreign office tonight:

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/middle_east/article7031297.ece

    I hope he was given a round of applause and complimentary bottles of champagne to pass on to Mossad for taking out a highly dangerous man so efficiently.

  74. 278
    Joey Joe Joe says:

    This man would make a better leader than Gordo Brown.

    • 283
      caesars wife says:

      Its a shame Marvel comics never created “fiscal incontenence” , sending a gush of money , that he collects from ther peoples wallets , still evil laugh is about right for the real ruin .

    • 319
      Sir William Waad says:

      Indeed he did. California may be perennially short of money at government level but the state has survived the recession far better than the UK.

  75. 280

    I never trust economists. They are all in it for themselves.

  76. 287
    Atlas shrugged says:

    How about the virtual abolishment of central government?

    Could some one remind me what central government actually gives us for all of the wealth it steals from our back pockets, that we could not far more efficiently pay for ourselves?

    All of the important things in life are paid for through local taxation, and far too much of that is a wast of time and money.

    We now have a system where we are directly charged the going rate for many of the things that once were free. Yet at the same time taxation is forever rising.

    The main reason in the past for central government taxation was the financing of WARS, and other excesses of the establishment like for example financing Empire Building. and servicing the debts that all this international corporatism inevitably resulted in. The truth is IT STILL IS TODAY, absolutely NOTHING has in essence changed.

    National, and now also European taxation is simply a method by which the establishment get us to finance our own enslavement, and that of other nations.

    Deliberately created inflation being the most clever, large and covert tax of them all.

    This countries establishment and its Papist co-conspirators International banking system ( The IMF for example ) have used our wealth to deliberately cause hopeless poverty and resultant starvation around the globe for hundreds of years. These chaps are not free-market capitalists, they are just plane old fashioned EVIL beyond rational belief.

    Free market capitalism is all fine and dandy in theory. the problem is that the people who have long since controlled the system are murderous psychopaths, on a mission from hell.

    For the same reason they will not notably reduce the starting rate of taxation, is the exact same reason that they are not at all interested in bringing any form of useful free market capitalism to any part of the world that they can not utterly dictate to. Or indeed be bothered to formulate or pay for a system to tax virtually all of it back into their own pockets, or multi-national conglomerates.

    Poverty in the Third World could have been radically reduced many years ago, simply by lending a few $’s to a 3rd world farmer to buy a new plough, or even a second hand one. They don’t do this, they simply set up murderously corporatist so called charities such as Oxfam, and carry on bribing the poor countries ( with our cash) natural resources out any murderous dictator that comes to hand.

    To understand this world of THEIRS all one has to really understand is that COMMUNISM, SOCIALISM and CORPORATIST CAPITALISM were invented and are run by EXACTLY the same very small group of people using ultimately EXACTLY the same system.

    Please note the word PEOPLE, not lizards or any other form of reptile.
    Got it yet?

    • 289
      caesars wife says:

      does that make your posts irrelevent then ?

    • 318
      Sir William Waad says:

      1) Defence

      2) Foreign relations

      3) Law and order

      • 393
        NGO says:

        The slight problem in your theory is that we used to do exactly that to the Africans we used to ship them the finest equipment money could buy and sit around for a year training them how to use it.

        We would leave and come back six months later and wonder why they where starving and ask where the equipment is and how come no crops had been planted, followed with the answer that it is all broken and they want a brand new ones.

        When we found the tractors they where lying in a back yard with the tyres taken off and covered in some ones washing. The mechanic had got married to a girl in another tribe and just walked out to live in another village. We had nearly a million pounds worth of equipment just sat growing rust.

        Seed and spare parts where just sitting in a garage barely touched and that is one example of how we learned pretty quickly not to send Africa brand new equipment.

  77. 288
    caesars wife says:

    Will vince please explain how come taking people out of tax , doesnt mean it has to be applied somewhere else ?

  78. 302
    Mitch says:

    If the silly fuckers gave me 20k i`d emigrate

  79. 303

    [...] Time for change. A change even Norman Tebbit supports. Where are you Mr Cameron? [...]

  80. 306
    Minekiller says:

    Guido,

    I would have thought that defending the 60Bn odd barrels of oil down in the South Atlantic would be a good investment toward the UKs recovery?

    In the first instance the exploration, processing, transport, refining and distribution could create 1,000s of jobs for UK businesses. A slice of the revenue would pay for the Royal Navy and Falklands defences.

    However, in noting the new fashion for New Labour politicians to regard domestic politics as merely a rung on the ladder toward and international, instellar political career, I would not be surprised if Brown and his cronies facing a exit from government (and thus power) in early May, do a deal to hand the Falklands over to Argentina to curry favour with ‘the international community’ and secure themselves cushy jobs.

    Of course it would be sold to us in the way that the NI ‘peace’ process was sold or the masterstroke of Blair giving up the EU rebate, ie that the UK will give all in return for some vague assurances which will never materialise and then the world can have yet another laugh at the UK.

  81. 316
    • 326
      Down with Brown! says:

      Could we set up a campaign to force the Labour party to repay all the state money that they have used for electioneering?

  82. 317
    Anonymous says:

    Guido I rely on you to give piggies at the trough the publicity they deserve so ,might I draw your attention to Glasgow and the Strathclyde passenger transports activities.
    You will find that not one but two high heidyins have resigned, to have the words “labour councillor” attached to them seems to be beyond the ability of the media in Scotland – in fact ANYTHING which puts Labour in a BAD spotlight appears to be beyond the media of Scotland this includes that bastion of impartiality the BBBC.

  83. 321
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Could the final nail in Gordon Brown’s coffin, before the General Election, be that the Argies whip our arse down in the Falklands?

  84. 323
    Geordie Scoot says:

    Some points:
    1. For all those who bang on about GDP, if you take out of GDP the amount of “income” that has been financed solely by debt, UK GDP is actually much lower and government expenditure is nearly 100% of real national income. A large part of GDP is represented by public sector payrolls and who is funding those?
    2. A rise in the tax threshold to £10K will merely take up some of the slack in the retail sector and most of the value would disappear abroad on imported goods and commodities.
    3. The bulk of tax cuts should be aimed at business.
    4. I could not believe my eyes seeing David Willetts this morning on TV banging on about the next thing they will “ban” – is he a Tory? We want less law, less banning, less government. Cameron, wake up!

    • 329
      I hate New Labour says:

      I agree.

      The problem is, after 13 wasted years of Labour, the Tories are terrified that demonstrating themselves to be Conservatives will upset everyone and the scum will win again.

      Thing is, Michael Howard managed to get more English votes than Blair in 2005 and he was old school Tory. So people were coming round to the idea that perhaps Labour are useless.

      Cameron needs to show some backbone and be less of a Blair clone. As it is, I will not vote for him – I have no wish for Blair Mk 2.

      Maybe he will surprise us, maybe he’s going to show that he’s a true Conservative once he’s in office. Maybe.

      • 333
        Down with Brown! says:

        Willetts is a hoon and sounds like he’s from NuLabour. We need much less government.

        • 359
          Cast Iron Dave says:

          Indeed…

          The sub-blairite drivel from CMD, Willetts, etc is the reason I will not be voting Tory for the first time since the idiot Heath was in charge.

  85. 328

    What actually needs to be done fitst off all is to identify all the WASTE.

    Cut out all this kowtowing to ethnic minority needs like leaflets in 400 languages in council offices and all the expensive non job diversity fuckwit bollocks that goes with it.

    Get out of the European Uman rights thingy

    Let the planet burn up in its own sweet time. (about a billion years i think… am I bovvered?)

    Stop fighting wars we can win and that no one cares about. Just nuke the fuckers . It takes five minutes.

    Get my inidian accountant to audit the government departments and local councils . Guaranteed savings of at least 30 billion.

    Billions spent on Raspberry access and shit when they never go anywhere alone anyway. They have “carers” and council lackeys.

    Nationalise Gas, Electricity and water. We may as well reap all these huge profits that tnhe private companies are taking. After all it is OUR fucking water. Enough of it drops from the sky.

    Get anyone that can function and is unemployed into work within 6 months and get all the “I’ve got a bad backers” working in heavy manual labour.

    vote me!!!

    • 337
      Rip Van Winkle says:

      ‘Nationalise Gas, Electricity and water….’

      How old are you? Twelve? Nationalising ANYTHING is a complete and fucking utter disaster – every fucking time!! The pricks running the country can’t run a whelk stall, a piss up in a brewery – just look at the finances of UK plc.

      Tell me, please, what qualifications has anyone in this Government got that says they could make a profit at anything other than fiddling bloody expenses.

      What they should have done is REGULATE them – properly, not this Ofgas bollocks who seem to stand for big corporatism and not the general public. Actually put on onus on power and water companies to provide a decent service, at a reasonable cost with the threat of enormous fines and possible forced sale of their UK businesses should they fail.

      But then, who siad Governments could regulate a whelk stall or a piss up in a brewery? The banking system stands as testimony to politician’s skills.

      • 340

        when i say nationalise i mena run it like a privat eenterprise and as a proper utility to use the profit for reducing cost to the end user. Get the good people to run it and incentivise them. of course keep the politico retards out of it.
        now go back to sleep rip

        • 386
          Rip Van Winkle says:

          Keen on discussion then, Mr/MrsTube_Thumper? Still don’t get it, do you. They are incapable of running a bath, let alone a private enterprise for profit.

          Just my opinion, though. Feel free to disagree.

  86. 331
    Down with Brown! says:

    Someone has loaded the whole of the election night coverage of April 1992 onto youtube. It is very funny to see Labour’s disappointment at losing their 4th election in a row when they thought it was in the bag. Hopefully there will be similar tears from Labour in May.

    There was a truly horrific and graceless concession speech from Neil Pillock. Actually, he never congratulated the Conservatives on winning or for running a fair campaign. He just wallowed in self-pity and looked forward to a time when Labour could railroad through their agenda. We all know where that ended up. It is a bit rich someone who would go and work in Brussells accusing the Tories of centralising power.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2VIiTwmrww&feature=related

  87. 332
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Nicholas Winterton on R5 at the mo – unbelievable – find it on iplayer – classic

  88. 334

    http://www.bristol.gov.uk/ccm/cms-service/download/asset/?asset_id=6517011

    This is the kind of WASTE fuckwit shit we need to get rid of. Where are fascist firing squads when you need them? They do it for fun and free of charge.

    • 338
      .243 Win says:

      You couldn’t make it up, could you ?

      Right down to the needless detail of “high ceilings distort sound”.

      Guess the fuckwits who designed places like St. Pauls and the Albert Hall just didn’t have a clue compared to the place that gave us luminaries like Wedgie Benn and “Red Dawn” Primarolo.

  89. 335
    It's all Balls says:

    Good analysis Guido – and history proves that when tax rates are reduced (within reason) the tax take goes up.

    The problem for the Tories is that 75+% of the electorate won’t buy into this argument being a tad too complex for the majority to grasp.

    I can just see Brown on TV now (giveaways to the rich – schools and hospitals closing) and little George trying to explain this to Humphreys and Paxman.

    • 361
      jockanese says:

      banking crisis made easy……Gordon buys a donkey from a farmer for £100. He agrees delivery the next day. Overnight the donkey dies. Farmer tells gord he now owns a dead donkey.”Thats ok, ill have my money back!” says gordon. Farmer explains he,s already spent the money. “Bring it anyway, i will raffle it.”Says gord. “You cant do that!! its fraud!” Says the farmer. Gordon replies,he just wont tell them the donkey is dead. A month later farmer meets gordon and asks how he got on. Gordon explains he sold 500 tickets at £2 a piece, making a profit of £898. Famer asks “didnt anyone complain?” “No,” says gord. “Only the bloke who won ,so i gave him his £2 back .”

  90. 339

    i have written to bristol council with some feedback to their “fair comment” section. even that sounds crap doesnt it?

    http://www.bristol.gov.uk/ccm/cms-service/download/asset/?asset_id=6517011

    Can you tell me why you are wasting so much money not only on pointless drivel like this but on most of the suggestions within.

    All this kowtowing mollycoddling crap is making the sections of the community fully dependant on “services of diversity”. Cant you see that it encourages users to take advantage of this over correctness. You numb nuts get on with the job of local government not all this twattiash rubbish. How many raspberries come to your poxy meetings. Why should we pay for “herbal tea” let em bring their own. why are we paying expenses for disableds. This is discrimination.

    You idiots follow your own adgenda ignore the majority and it is noted you fuckwits. Just look at the sections below.
    its seem to be only you so called equalitists that needs to know all that shit. so what if i was a disabled , black/chinese lesbian poof. who fucking cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  91. 342
    Civil Servant says:

    I’m delighted that you are a late convert to fiscal stimulus.

  92. 344
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Yet another eye-wateringly large crock of shit to add to the already mountainous pile.

    “The state of the UK’s public finances deteriorated further in January, according to official figures.

    The Office of National Statistics said the government borrowed a further £4.3bn last month – much more than expected.

    Analysts had expected the government to repay about £2.8bn of its debts, but tax income for the month was lower than forecast.”

    Government spending also rose sharply, the ONS said.”

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8521587.stm

    I think I’ll take the dog out for a walk.

  93. 345
    Assassin No 1 says:

    Have you imposed a news blackout this morning Guido? That’s funny, so have most other blogs. I expect that’s because you’re all cowards.

  94. 346
  95. 347

    It’s easy to forget what Britain was like under Thatcher and the last Tory government.

    Unemployment reaching 3.5 million, interest rates of 14%, schools and hospitals falling apart after years of neglect, “no such thing as society”, the homophobic Section 28, pensioners freezing in their homes, the manufacturing industries destroyed, the disastrous “Back to Basics” campaign, Cash for Questions, Jeffrey Archer, Jonathan Aitken, David Mellor, and the infamous Poll Tax.

    But thanks to New Labour, we now have the winter fuel allowance, the shortest waiting times in history, crime down by a third, the creation of SureStart, the cancer guarantee, record results in schools, more students than ever, the Disability Discrimination Act, devolution, civil partnerships, peace in Northern Ireland, the social chapter, half a million children out of poverty, maternity pay, paternity leave, child benefit at record levels, the minimum wage, the ban on cluster bombs, the cancelling of debt, the trebling of aid, the first-ever Climate Change Act.

    Labour hasn’t got everything right. But without doubt Britain is more prosperous, richer, safer, freer and more vibrant than it was in 1997.

    Don’t let the Tories back in to wreck it.

    • 352
      Gonk says:

      You can probably get treatment for
      a serious brain injury.

    • 353
      caesars wife says:

      i insist the ruin goes canvassing personally with this line , so that we can all gaugue the public reaction to wheres all the money gone .

    • 360
      bordon brown says:

      you are right lets vote gordon then shall we? hahaha fuckwith. nick griffin is the best option should keep everyone (well the majority just about still) amused

    • 364
      South of the M4 says:

      No doubting the good intent in every one of the initiatives you mention in your second paragraph. And every one crassly implemented. Let me take them in turn:
      Yep, even to those that do not need it living abroad; no we don’t; crime is actually up if you count real statistics and not those manipulated to fit a political agenda; Surestart has not been cost-effective or well managed; an untested promise; record downward trend in academic ability is noted by industry and commerce; too many students and reducing financial support will continue this downward trend; now so much legislation regarding employment that employers are now over-burdoned with cost and, in small companies, frightened to grow and employ; devolution in Wales has been a costly, non productive exercise thus far; civil partnerships? now there is a success, but who cares; almost peace in NI, but never a guarantee without continued effort from all parties; social chapter, yep, that will more cost on business then; no there are not; wonderful, for those in the civil service, for private enterprise this has had the effect of preventing employment of those the legislation was designed to help; over-complicated, costly benefit systems, why not just tax less? Many in need just do not receive the help they could provide for themselves; the problem with the minimum wage is that everybody pays it. This has driven down wages, ironically;yep, good one, except that not every nation plays by the rules; yep, wonder who will cancel ours? most of it funneling its way back to the labour party via fake charities; oh, and yes, climate change. Long since been a method to raise taxation revenue and now, finally discredited as same.

      Oh, and your third paragraph. it is not, is not, is not and is not.

    • 370
      Cannon Fodder says:

      It’s easy to forget what it was like before Mrs Thatcher.

      Rubbish piled high in the streets, enormous government debt, strikes everywhere, government held ransom to the unions and industry going abroad because of continual industrial action and high taxes.

      It took years to get it right and now we have the same thing all over again. Except there are now more million pound Quangos, councils with overpaid managers, incompetent economic management to the extent they can’t even control MP’s fiddling their expenses and the country is further in debt than after two world wars. Millions of people on the sick or on the dole that haven’t worked for years, more single mothers than ever, our cities over run with uncontrolled immigrants and crime. All the gold sold at rock bottom price and more civil servants staring at computer screens rather than contributing to the economy.

      Yes, Labour have been excellent at spending my money, my children’s money and my grandchildren’s money for decades to come. As for global warming, you lot really are off your trolley. What part of global warming is contributing to the snow outside my window?

      Vote Labour for five more years of Apocalypse Brown? NOT very likely Go and bury your head, or bang it on the wall if you want but thank heavens most people have seen the light and will vote for common sense & Cameron.

      • 377
        Charles Flaccidwidger says:

        Methinks number 347 is copying and pasting. His post before this one was made only a minute before.

      • 379
        South of the M4 says:

        Yep. Snowing heavily in the Vale of Glamorgan too. We really must pay more green taxes. That will stop it.

    • 375
      click says:

      Its not at all easy to forget that the lefties are full of self-serving, ahistorical cliches
      and pretentious, meaningless words like “vibrant”. I am however impressed
      that you didn’t use the even more bland “progressive”. Well done.

      • 385
        Down with Brown! says:

        The Eighties were great my family were released from the tyranny of the state for a while, worked hard and made a lot of money.

        The last 13 years have been appalling:

    • 394
      lol says:

      is 347 using our money, taxpayers money, to spout this shit?

      rather like Harman on her little trips….

      http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7031402.ece

      they really don’t get it do they

    • 398
      Animal says:

      Oh dear, spotty young Labour blogdrone. You know, that little list you were told to put out sounds wonderful. If only it wasn’t so full of lies.

      Under this Government pensions and savings have been trashed, the minimum wage is rendered impotent from mass immigration strengthening the black economy and keeping workers poor, health and education are purely focused on targets and not on the citizens they are supposed to serve – don’t try the waiting lists are short bollocks, you know it’s statistical manoeuvring and nothing more – schools targets are continually manipulated to save face for the Minister concerned, University funding is being slashed, students are more in debt after graduating than ever before, peace in Northern Ireland was brokered by John Major, NOT Tony Blair, international aid is a wholesale mess, and promises to end child poverty in this country have been repeatedly broken.

      I’ll reserve special mention for your two most pathetic comments. First, let’s discuss manufacturing in the UK, because that is one of the biggest lies the Labour Party continues to peddle. Manufacturing under The Thatcher Government fell 3%. That’s not good, in fact I’m the first to say it’s not acceptable to see any decline in this sector at all. So what happened after 1997? Under Blair and Brown it has DROPPED THROUGH THE FLOOR from 20% to just 12%. This Government has destroyed manufacturing in the UK. Kindly stop repeating a load of bollocks you read in a text book stupid boy.

      Secondly, the utterly laughable insinuation that somehow this Government is honest. You really shouldn’t talk about the likes of Archer unless you are prepared to discuss the long-long queue of Labour Ministers and advisors all caught with their hands in the till, or their trousers round their ankles, or their fingerprints on the poison. Step forward Draper, McBride, Devine, Morley, Chaytor, Blears, Butler, Scotland, McNulty, Cohen, Najib, Cartwright, Griffiths, Bryant, plus various no-dom peers who funded this truly spiteful Labour Government for their own ends. How about Ecclestone’s little gift to the Labour Party, Blunkett and his fast tracking of passports, the manipulation of Government ministers by lobbyists, and of course the continually unanswered questions surrounding Mandleson and his excursions to chat with Russian oligarchs and Middle-east despots?

      You’re just another denier. Go back under your stone.

  96. 349
    barefootcontessa says:

    I’ve lost TED, heart broken, whatever happened to TED?

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    caesars wife says:

    Might be interesting Barack Obama made speech that USA has stronger than expected growth figures and that there is now no chance of double dip in USA . CW was amused at confident nature of it , and doesnt see why USA cannot improve . However someone then went onto point out that they have a massive debt , so perhaps second dip has been filled by borrowings , which opposition have pointed out has had no effect and may have done damage .

    looks familiar doesnt it !

    • 380
      Gordon's world renowned fiscal genius says:

      Looks like he has been listening to Jonah.

    • 401
      Rip Van Winkle says:

      Obama is about as clueless as Brown. But he’s ‘nice’!

      The US is in as big a mess as the UK – x5. The only adviser he has who is on the side of the people in his whole administration is Paul Volcker – and Obama won’t take any notice of what he says ‘cos it’ll cause pain. But when you’re ill, you’ve simply got to take the medicine. If you don’t, you’ll die.

      And the US is on the way to an early grave. Not long after the UK.

  99. 366
    Anonymous says:

    Politics aside, it’s a far better stimulus to cut top tax rates.

  100. 368
    Piazzale Loreto says:

    Darling,start earning your salary.Should you fail in your paid duty,God help you and your property portfolio.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8521587.stm

  101. 369
    downhill says:

    guess how many medals awarded at the olympics so far.

    1250 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    what the fuck for?

    apart from the downhill and jump and mainstream what else are they chcuking medals about for.

    best fall over
    sliding down a slope on a tea tray
    making a slide on the pavement
    making piss icicles
    eskimo baiting – innit you innuit?

    • 373
      Engineer says:

      BBC expense troughing.

    • 378
      The Natural Law party says:

      The Georgian took gold for Yogic flying.

    • 391
      Groucho says:

      The BBC has sent 74 fully expensed and well paid staff to Vancouver to cover the Winter Olympics.

      Team GB has sent 52 competitors. Most, if not all of these will have struggled with funding for training, equipment, travel, accommodation etc.

      The BBC. Taking the piss out of the taxpayer. Its what we do.

  102. 374
    Ex BBC rent boy with a sore arse says:

    Nicholas Winterton made a right twat of himself on Radio 5(you have to take a listen Guido) but the BBC have now turned it into a typical anti Tory attack.

    Not a single mention of Labour sleaze over expenses, just the “typical Tories” nonsense.

  103. 376
    Phil's Tampon says:

    Britain publishes first January budget deficit since records began as government spending rose and tax receipts fell sharply. ONS said that government spending had exceeded its income by 4.3 billion pounds. What an example of total financial mismanagement. ” No more return to boom and bust”. Brown is to economics what Hitler was to world peace and Shipman was to medicine. He is a total retard in every aspect of his professional and personal life.

    • 381
      Piazzale Loreto says:

      Brown and Darling should be paupered as an example to future ministers.

    • 388
      Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

      Do you think they are muddying the waters ready for dave?, or is that crediting them with too much intelligence.

      • 395
        Groucho says:

        You could be forgiven for thinking that such spectacular mismanagement was intentional, but no, I think they really are just clueless.

        • 407
          Labour; raping people since 1908 says:

          Can you remember a time when millions used to be a big deal not billions.

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    The KKKonservatives have always been the most dangerous enemies of social and economic progress.

    What right does Cameron have to lecture us on the economy? Wan’t he Norman Lamont’s advisor on Black Wednesday?

    • 400
      Animal says:

      What right does Brown have on lecturing anyone about finances? He’s wrecked the economic outlook of this country to a depth unmatched by any other Chancellor or Prime Minster in history.

      And how much are you being paid by your ZanuLiebore bosses to write such bilge on here?

    • 403
      Rip Van Winkle says:

      If I remember correctly, the cost of defending the pound to stay in the ERM was about £3bn at the end of the day.

      That equates to 6, yes 6, days of the cost of running the financial disaster called the Labour Party running the UK economy. And I’m not including the cost of the prick in charge selling half the UK’s gold reserves at $250 an ounce in 2001. What’s the price now – $1,105?

      I’m so glad the UK has Gordon as it’s financial adviser.

    • 405
      Labour; raping people since 1908 says:

      Nazilabour has bankrupted the country everytime it has taken power, polls show CON lead, The public have seen through you, give up, last roll of the dice, do not pass go, do not collect 200.

      SOCIALISM IS SHIT

      • 406
        Labour; raping people since 1908 says:

        NAZI LABOUR STARTING ILLEGAL WARS, LIKE HITLER IN GERMANY, THEY WHERE BOTH SOCIALISTS DON’T YOU KNOW.

  105. 402
    Labour; raping people since 1908 says:

    GAY GORDON HAS SHAFTED ME, HE HAS TAKEN MY PANTS DOWN AND LICKED MY ARSEHOLE WHILE SAYING” I’VE TAKEN YOUR PENSION AWAY”, THEN HE HAS STUCK HIS FINGERS UP THERE AND POKED ABOUT WHILE SAYING ”I HAVE MADE YOUR SAVINGS WORTHLESS” THEN HE HAS TOOK HIS COCK OUT AND PUT IT UP MY ARSE WHILE SAYING ” I HAVE FLOODED YOUR COUNTRY WITH IMMIGRANTS”

    I AM A BRITISH TAX PAYER AND I HAVE BEEN RAPED.

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    [...] office, what would happen? It would, erm, destabilise the economy, wouldn’t it.” Guido responded: “bond traders understand that a growing economy supports their coupon payments, [...]

  107. 411
    Lola says:

    You’re falling into the ‘unfunded tax cut’ trap nonsense Guido.

    “That would be £100 £20 billion injected into the real economy …”.

    No, it is not money injected into the economy. It is money not sucked out of it by New Labour.

    We have to make sure, on every occasion, that people are exposed to one of the the key central lies of New Labour, that tax cuts cost money.

    No they don’t. Tax cuts save money.

    By phrasing the argument as you have you implicity accept that all wealth is for the State to spend as it wishes. The State merely allows us to keep some of it back.

    This is central to New Labour. Our money is their money to do with as they wish.

    No. It. Bloody. Well. Is. Not.

  108. 415

    Finklestein is ALWAYS been wrong about almost EVERYHING.

    Ask him to dig out his notes on the lack of impact in the UK of political blogging (after Rathergate) in 2004. He said UK newspapers would never miss out on a story so there would never be room for American style bloggers. It looked like BS then.

    In 1997, he was one of the twats talking up the Tories chances. Didn’t he join the Tories just as they dived?

    He is useful: everything he says is either wrong, so back whatever side he dismisses as hopeless. A sort of Gordon Brown curse in fact.

  109. 416
    V for Vendetta says:

    Let’s not forget the real elephant in the room. Long term interest rates are rising; this will hit any recovery hard. The Greek problem started in the same way and then really took off. we are next.

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