February 16th, 2010

Hatty Sells Out for Hubby

Yesterday during a car crash performance on Sky, and despite being presented with figures to the contrary, Harman swore blind that her equality agenda was working. Funny then that she has been so willing to sell out her entire raison d’être in order to see her trade union big cheese husband Jack Dromey replace Sion Simon. Dromey is down to the last four for the seat, despite much speculation that one of Harriet’s sacred All Women Shortlists would be employed. Crucially Harman missed the Labour National Executive meeting that determined a AWS wasn’t to be used, despite the fact that she insisted she wants forty percent more women in Parliament and other Labour seats that have recently become vacant have all female lists imposed on them. A convenient diary clash.


269 Comments

  1. 1
    Harridan Hardperson says:

    Hi. I’m going to stand for Labour leader in 12 weeks, after Gordon sends us down to a crushing defeat at the election. You know where you can find me. No, not at the Commons. Helping hubby carpetbag a seat.

    • 6
      I hate New Labour says:

      I really hope she does become labour leader.

      That will guarantee labour spend decades out of power.

      • 53
        Hang The Bastards says:

        One of the most inept politicians of our time.

        She is so fkin stupid that I feel sorry for the daft cow. I hope she becomes labour leader, because after the current useless twat another useless twat is just what they need.

        • 74

          a product of private St Paul’s Girls school.

        • 78
          sinosimon says:

          dear ms Harman is far from useless…..she serves as a salutory reminder that no matter how much your parents pay for your schooling if you are the product of several hundreds of years of inbreeding by the aristocracy things can still go horribly wrong. one is tempted to say you cannot make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear, but in the current climate perhaps porcine references are best avoided……

          one can only hope that little jackie’s accounting methods have perked up a bit before he starts filling out those expense forms……as he was labour treasurer when the millions still rolled in, yet claimed to know not where all the folding stuff was coming from…..perhaps he just assumed it was all coming from the kgb like the good old days…….

        • 79
          ST says:

          Don’t forget her husband!

        • 84

          On 15 March 2006, in the Cash for Peerages scandal, Dromey spoke of not being aware, despite being party treasurer, of £3.5 million worth of loans made to the Labour Party in 2005 by three individuals who were subsequently nominated for life peerages (Chai Patel, Sir David Garrard and Barry Townsley). Loans made on commercial terms, as was the case here, are not subject to reporting requirements to the Electoral Commission.

          Dromey stated publicly that neither he nor Labour’s elected NEC chairman Sir Jeremy Beecham had knowledge of or involvement in the loans and had only become aware when he read about it in the newspapers. Dromey stated that he was regularly consulted about conventional bank loans. As well as announcing his own investigation he called on the Electoral Commission to investigate the issue of political parties taking out loans from non-commercial sources. His resulting report was discussed by the NEC on 21 March 2006.

          Dromey was caught up in a further financial scandal in 2007 as he was responsible for party finances, which included more than £630,000 in illegal donations from David Abrahams. Dromey again claimed to know nothing of the donations, with critics wondering why he hadn’t examined the issue more closely. His wife, Harriet Harman was also caught up in the affair, as her staff had solicited and accepted illegal donations totalling £5,000.

          As a result of the affair, there was growing concern about the fitness of Dromey to act as treasurer and Mark McDonald challenged Dromey for the position at re-election. McDonald argued that more transparency was needed though he was unsuccessful.

          Dromey first sought to stand for Labour at the 1997 General Election, though failed to even make the shortlist for the Pontefract and Castleford constituency.

          Dromey again sought a safe seat in 2007 when there were plans for a General Election to be called. The Labour General Secretary at that time Peter Watt later revealed that the union Unite had given £1 million in donations on assumption of the safe seat of Wolverhampton North East being given to Dromey.

          In August 2009 it was revealed that Labour planned to parachute Dromey into a safe seat in the Leyton and Wanstead constituency for the 2010 General Election. Such a possibility was unpopular with local Labour party members and doubly controversial given that Dromey’s wife Harriet Harman has long campaigned for such seats to be All-women shortlists. The party’s candidates for the constituency were due to be announced in November 2009, though this was delayed for at least two months, with the Daily Telegraph alleging that the announcement was going to be made at the last possible minute so Dromey could be imposed as the candidate using emergency rules.

          • Willi Windbeutel says:

            Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V.

            Or Cmd-ditto if you, like me, are an absurd fanboi.

          • Lord Non Dom of F*** knows where says:

            So by Labour standards hes a pretty straight kinda guy.

          • Gordon's Rapid Rebuttal Plug says:

            An everyday tale of a modern day Egyptian DyNasty complete with Camels and Dromeydaries!

            It’s Zanu and its not Nu!!

          • Samantha says:

            Any elector who votes for this hoon should be taken out and put in the stocks, never mind Dromey and Harpy. Just the kind of mired-in-sleaze MP we do not want in the new parliament.

            There should be no such thing as a ‘safe seat’ any more. If only!

      • 250
        Bill O'Bong says:

        Yes, yes – PLEASE can we have her for leader? Please!

    • 7
      Ed says:

      Keep the pig in her pen… she’s lethal out of it and absolutely no use to women seeking fairness in the world / workplace!

    • 62

      Harriet Harman should stand as Labour Prospective Parliamentary Candidate in ALL the vacant seats, at one and the same time, where Labour needs a simulacrum of a “woman”.

      By that strategy, she will be elected in most of them which will be good for her and Labour, which she will thus lead, and we shall end up with fewer MPs to have to kill and barbecue and eat later, making their children and dogs watch while we do.

      • 87

        We do, as a new Government, have to be extremely careful after 18 years in opposition. A lot of people who worked for us, they then go on and work for the lobby firms.

        I think we have to be very careful with people fluttering around the new Government, trying to make all sorts of claims of influence, that we are purer than pure, that people understand that we will not have any truck with anything that is improper in any shape or form at all.

      • 134
        Londoner says:

        a good idea considering she’ll be one of the few new labour shits left after the election

    • 200
      Transgender surgery quack says:

      Hubby needs to get his second sex change then to qualify for all female/shemale candidate lists

    • 257
      Up sh1t creek says:

      For those that haven’t seen the clip…

  2. 2
    Dry Martini says:

    One law for Harriet and one law for the rest of us.

  3. 3

    I wonder if the loyal labour activists in Airdree will have an AWS imposed on them, against their wishes.

    Bit far for Mr Hattie, is Airdree.

  4. 4
    Scum sucking Pig says:

    Labour double standards at their best.
    Shows every word they utter about fairness and equality is a lie – it’s all about whats in in for them.

    • 40
      Dromey's Rival says:

      Unsurprising about Harriet not being available.
      She is rarely available at the starts of PMQ, often waddling to take her seat after it has begun, although you can see her waiting at the bar of the House beforehand, waiting to make her grande dame entrance. SO IMPORTANT ME (not)

      • 221
        Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

        She’s gone up in my estimation.. waiting in the bar, eh?

        Probably trying to pull. With a face like that, though, I don’t rate her chances.

  5. 5
    Jabba the Cat says:

    The irony is that Harman is the perfect example of an upper class twat…

    • 8
      It's a bum choice says:

      Well be fair – she has been nominated for “Rear of the Year” or should that read “Arse” ??

    • 9

      A fecking two-faced NuLabor upper class twat if you please!

      • 105
        Atlas shrugged says:

        HH is many things including a liar, but they all are so therefore it would be unfair to single this particular upper class bitch out in that regard.

        What she is on a fundamental level is a full blown SOCIALIST, working in the Fabian mode of operation. Which is an extreme RIGHT WING form of socialism, which was invented, and is still being promoted and financed, by the oligarchs that have long since controlled the international banking system. In effect a Fabian is a socially destructive brand of internationalist FASCIST, tied by foot and hand to the Marxist elites that own or work wholly for the international banking establishment. For example the likes of George Soros, and the Rothschild family.

        What these people want is your present and future wealth and to own all property, and in some cases also your very existence on what they have always regarded as their THEIR planet, and birth right. They don’t really care how long it takes to get the lot, as long as they get the lot in the end. Hence the name Fabian.

        But first they must destroy virtually everything that gives an individual security, prosperity, and independent status. This can and is being done in a variety of ways, but the most effective ones being debt slavery, the undermining of democratic nationally based institutions, and traditional family life, civil and world wars, along with ever increasing taxation through direct means, and indirect means. Namely deliberately created inflation, caused by massive economic booms, and ever more massively world changing economic busts.

        Unfortunately for all of us, this as a conspiracy coming wholly from the very top of the social pyramid structure. Therefore one using encompassing the almost infinite power of capitalism tied to more theologically based might and world influence.

        In short it is a battle between good and evil, which right now we are all losing BIG TIME.

        Now the point is this.

        I have no idea whether the likes of HH know the above to be the case or not, and quite frankly it will make absolutely no difference to any of us one way or another. The result will be the same type of Orwellian nightmare, whether HH and her chums know who they are really working for or not.

    • 252
      Bill O'Bong says:

      You mean her fanny once visited Eton?

  6. 10

    the only qualification required for the job of politician is the ability to speak the language of duplicity

  7. 11
    Labour Labour Labour - Out Out Out! says:

    I wonder whether Harman takes feminism into the bedroom?

    After all she is out to Fuck as many white Middleclass men as possible! Jack Dromey probably gets Butt Fucked by Harman with a Strap on!!! Thats the sort of perverted Feminism harman espouses. Harman is queen of double standards though from where her children went to school, the class issue in general to giving her husband a Hand up!

    • 225
      Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

      That’s perhaps a thought too far.

      Even if she doesn’t do him with a strapon, I bet she goes on top. God almighty, imagine lying there, looking up at her, her saggy tits flapping around, her face contorted like a 100-year-old Tibetan Monk being electrocuted. Hell, you’d have to get pretty tanked-up first, wouldn’t you?

      Or perhaps he married her for her mind, her wit, her joie de vivre.

      • 226
        Peter Grimes says:

        Mad Hattie might sell out for hubby Dromey but that doesn’t mean that she puts out for him!

  8. 12

    Harriet Harman, Minister for Equality, says:

    “If the Tories are scum-sucking pigs then we are all scum-sucking pigs”.

  9. 13
    More rights for Dykes says:

    How can a brown nosing cow consider herself to be a feminist? Equal opportunities for who exactly? Dworkin would never have approved of such shenanagins.

    • 189
      The Equality Tsar says:

      Give the woman a chance it wouldn’t be fair if the twat couldn’t act the part of the despotic twerp once in a while.

      • 251
        Brown's a Tosser says:

        Hattie No.1 Hypocrite but of course this is a pre-requisite for NuLabour. No surprises here it was all to be expected.

  10. 15
    TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

    Will it ever be possible to not see the words “car crash” in a piece about her again?

    • 50
      Peter Grimes says:

      You cannot remind Guido’s readers/posters often enough about the sheer fucking hypocrisy and arrogance of this obnoxious prat of an apology for a woman!

      In Roman times they would have smeared her with (other, real) mares’ juices and shoved her into the stables with a stallion.

  11. 16
    Jimmy says:

    Congratulations. CCHQ talking points co-ordination is noticeably improving.

  12. 18
    Don Tully says:

    This woman is more poisonous than cyanide
    Her equality bill making the public services promote equality will generate a legion of incompetant, part-time doctors and force out the decent young men who keep the NHS going. Her husband is a fuck-up too, what contribution is he going to make by entering parliament at 62? Still Har-nutter has to have one supporter.
    I’d like to force this bitch to watch degrading pornography, over and over a la ‘Clockwork Orange’.

    • 96
      Little Dickie Timney says:

      I’ll volunteer to keep her company!

    • 117
      Tom Logan, Institute for Studies says:

      I imagine the contribution he husband is interested in is the pension he would get after a single term in office. Not that I think the shitbag will get in, but you never know!

  13. 20
    Scott says:

    I live in Erdington (but trying to find a way out via my American wife) and I do not want this Labour toady brought in under a whim of Miss Harman. Erdington deserves better than this, and if the people of Erdington had any sense (no comment please) then they should vote the monster raving loony party in instead.

    • 143
      Willi Windbeutel says:

      Alas, “the people of Erdington (no comment please)” saw fit to return Sion Simon as their member, a role he has since discharged most effectively. (See this blog, passim.)

  14. 21
    Mrs Doyle says:

    The Pope is always right! Won’t you carpetbag another one? Oh go on! Go on!

  15. 22
    Ronnie McDonnie says:

    Harriet hasn’t got a diary clash. Someone hacked her diary and tinkered with it.

  16. 23
    Moley says:

    To go back to a previous topic;

    David Hughes in his Telegraph blog explains where all the scum is coming from and provides this link, which is a classic.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2003/jul/21/marketingandpr.bbc

    Well worth reading.

    • 70
      john in cheshire says:

      Good link.But I don’t understand why, over the past 7 years, the main newspapers in this country haven’t targetted Campbell and completely destroyed him. It’s not as if they aren’t capable of such action.

    • 81
      Peter Grimes says:

      It seems to be standard ZaNuLieBor MO. Didn’t the former editor of the Staggers get treated to much the same sort of thing recently?

  17. 24
    Martin Day says:

    I had Hatty in the back of my cab once

  18. 25
    Ronnie McDonnie says:

    For those who missed it, here’s her car crash performance yesterday:

    • 29
      Lola says:

      She’s fucking mad. Ms Mad, from Mad Street in Madtown on planet Mad. She is just totally fucking bonkers. It’s beyond me how anyone as completely mad gets to be an MP. It’s truly astonishing

      • 38
        AC1 says:

        She’s the mentalists mentalist (or is that Grodon?).

        • 52
          Ronnie McDonnie says:

          I think you’ll find that’s Gordon “I said we should get married, I think we should get married soon, please” Brown.

      • 215
        North, but not Scotland says:

        I can’t decide if she believes what she is saying, and is completely deluded, or she knows that she is talking bollocks, and is untrustworthy. Either way, I never want to listen to her again.

    • 32
      Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

      Ye gods! Does she believe this stuff (= stupid) or not (= hypocritical and patronising)?

      ‘If the Tories get back in and cut public services through mismanagement of the economy….’

      Now, don’t you worry your pretty little head over that dear. You’ve just got it the wrong way round. It’s Labour that ruins the economy and the Tories who sort out the mess.

      Never mind, you girlies can’t always be right.

    • 41
      ShoutsAtTheTV says:

      TRUTH IS:
      We’ll only know how much they’ve been fking about with the figures once we get a fresh set of eyes casting a glance over the real numbers…

      I mean, as we duly suspected, they’ve been ‘moving’ people from JobSeekers’ Allowance to Disability Allowance. (This is currently around the 5m mark, and – like that Kia advert – 5m > 3m.)

      • 63
        Peter Grimes says:

        Boys Dave & Georgie will need to do quite a lot of auditing when they get in, and although they are completely fucking useless, they need to keep Cloggy and VinnyBoy informed too.

        What do you think is the possibility of a disclosure similar to that from Greece regarding falsified figures?

        TractorStatisticsRUs = ZaNuLieBor

        • 164
          Gordon's favourite Jogging Route says:

          ZNL are actually very worried about all the big SCAMs that they have perpetrated over these many long years, being not only stopped but also put before the General Public for their scrutiny.

          • giant bee says:

            Whoever replaces Labour – and I’d like it to be UKIP but let’s face it it’s probably going to be Dave and co – needs to be totally upfront from day one as regards the state of the economy.

            A complete audit is needed and it should ideally be done by an independent third party (if such a thing exists), not the incoming government.

            This way, the new crowd can state the facts: – “Here is the real picture of the state of the UK, and fixing it is going to take time. PS – It all started at Millbank”

        • 227
          Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

          What do you think is the possibility of a disclosure similar to that from Greece regarding falsified figures?

          I was thinking the exact same thing. I bet everyone is.

        • 229
          Peter Grimes says:

          That is why Boys George/Dave need to share all with Cloggy and Vinny.

          • Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

            Do you think that’s why Gordo was so reluctant to join the Euro? It wasn’t his “five tests”, but more a reluctance to have Frankfurt examine his accounts in detail?

    • 66
      Glenn Beck- Fox News says:

      Why did Sky give her so much time? Why did they give her such an easy ride? anyone with half a brain could class her rantings as that of an ill informed 16 year old socialist – trouble is the Labour voters will swallow the line.

      I think she should go back to giving cooking lessons to 12 year olds – she has clearly been promoted way beyond her capabilities. Yet another silly ‘blair babe’

    • 80
      Glenn Beck says:

      My god she spouts some child like rubbish – trouble is the average labour voter will lap it up

    • 85
      Clarence says:

      “The Tories would pull the plugs out from under the economy and public services would suffer as a result.”

      Please can someone translate this for me?

    • 175
      Gordoom cooks the books says:

      she is completely cookoo just shows been in the Liebour bubble for last 13 yrs AINT GOT A CLUE ABOUT THE REAL WORLD I would love her to become leader when cod eye gets the boot

  19. 26
    John Bellingham (look it up) says:

    i would have said that she was a hoon- but she has neither the depth nor the charm!

    this hoon is only interested in one thing-her own selfish aims…….

  20. 28
    Down with Brown! says:

    She believes in equality of opportunity as much as the Benn family.

    • 130
      Tony Benn says:

      Quite true I confess, have you ever met my son Hilary? He has some exciting new ideas about slop buckets and zero tolerance waste fines.
      Must not forget Emily who with a wealth of experience at 18 is looking to carry on our family tradition for the next generation too.
      Did I ever tell you about my father and grandfather who were MP`s much like I and my new generation family are, or least hope to be.

      Safe seats, thats the answer you know, can`t go wrong with a safe seat.

    • 182
      simon r says:

      or the Kinnocks

      or the Kennedys

      • 190
        Lord F*** Wit of that Ilk says:

        Better still get kicked upstairs into the Lords. Dont know why that Benn fellow ever tried to leave it

      • 230
        Bill de Sarz says:

        But at least the Kennedy dynasty has recently had its franchise closed down. Hopefully the ZaNuLaBor variants will follow suit – on about May 6th at the latest!

  21. 31
    John Prescott's chipolata says:

    I demand equality, I am a sausage.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bratwurst-2.jpg

  22. 33
    Kate Millet loves Oliver Reid says:

    Feminism is what exactly?
    Equality sometimes means treating people unequally. Consider a blind man undertaking a exam at college, he will be assigned a scribe. Those who are not blind will not. Equality is not a straight forward concept and is not easily defined. Harmen needs to redefine her equality bill to a fairness and justice bill.
    Looks like the silly cow has sold out to hubby. The sistahood is finished.

    • 94
      ShoutsAtTheTV says:

      Haha..

      Gok-Wan voice: “Accessorize!”

    • 166
      Golden Days says:

      Pensions at the SAME age for men and women= equality in my book.
      Can anyone find any support for this from Harperson and co.? Don’t all rush.

      • 191
        Lord F*** Wit of that Ilk says:

        How about equal car insurance and Life cover for men or does not that count either

      • 245
        Scum sucking Pig says:

        Or how about equality in sport – not just in pay but in competition as well?
        Tennis players in a true “open” no mens and ladies, just one comp.
        Or how about in the Olympics a single 100m final in 2012 or a single downhill in Vancouver?
        Likewise in Golf… why is there a separate Womens tour? Surely there should only be one tour with men and women competing together.

  23. 34
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    It’s not only Tories who hate these people, you know. Socialists detest them too.

    • 111
      Beowulff says:

      Ha Ha Ha !

      In that case, how come they voted Haridan Harperson, Deputy Leader of the Socialist Liebour Party

  24. 35
  25. 37
    Epicurean says:

    Usual hypocritical crap from professional socialist. Equality is for other people. Me, I don’t give a fuck as long as my I can get my eunuch hubby into a safe seat. Go on there Jack, your snout is nearly in the trough – and I don’t mean your wife’s fanny.

  26. 39
    Israeli Murders R Us says:

    Ireland has been able to announce immediately that the “Irish” passports held the murders in Dubai were fake and that neither the names not numbers exist. Why has the Home Office not been able to make any similar announcement? Has the government so thoroughly trashed the Home Office that they don’t know who has got British Passports.

    • 57
      Retribution says:

      Problem is, the passports were probably genuine, as in a couple of hundred quid bunged to one of those dodgy illegals that the Home Office or Border Agency so love to employ. Then Mossad just filled in any name they fancied.

      But hey murderers is a bit harsh, we are talking someone who arrange for kidnap and murder of Isralie soldiers.

      What goe sround!

      • 177
        Gordoom cooks the books says:

        Mandelbum does a nice line in passports ask his Brazilian “student” boyfriend he`s got one GB passport I mean ooohhh you are awfull

        • 193
          Lord F*** Wit of that Ilk says:

          You can never have enough dodgey passports, especialy if your’e in politics. first thing I learned when I started to activate myself

      • 269
        MILF fancier says:

        So what if the Israelis had the balls to take out some ISLAMICNAZI C**t!!!!
        That is what we should all be doing. Of course there is always the conspiracy theory which runs like this. The assassins were actually members of Al fatah Hamas’ main rivals in the Palestinian territories and it was they who carried out the killing and then blamed Mossad.As usual Islamicfascism’s useful idiots on the LEFT blamed the Israelis. Quelle surprise!!!!!!

    • 64
      Civil Servant 22,467,548 says:

      Er… Yes.

      • 181
        His boss says:

        63 Er… is correct but lessons wil be learnt and I have just deported the illegal to save further embarrassment due to their moonlighting activities in the cleaning sector.

    • 68
      Retribution says:

      Also, a bit of an infringement to the Mossad agents privacy by that Dubai policeman, who does not actually look like a police chief, giving out their photos ( albeit probably in a bit of disguise, like the Dubai policeman ) could be very dangerous for them.

    • 231
      Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

      I suspect there are more fake British passports out there than real ones.

  27. 44
    Shocked of Sheen says:

    Dear God, if that’s what a feminist looks like…

    • 73
      Sir William Waad says:

      The strange thing is that Mary Wollstonecraft was quite beautiful as well as intelligent and persuasively reasonable. Feminism has gone downhill since then. She would not have approved of Ms Harman fiddling a place in Parliament for her husband:

      “How can a rational being be ennobled by any thing that is not obtained by its own exertions?”

    • 101
      ShoutsAtTheTV says:

      hehe
      “Extinction is sure to follow..”

      Ho-hum

  28. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Like any good marxist she wants to keep power in the family and hang the wwc.

    • 83
      We're all tired of the NuLieBor scam now! says:

      I’ve been trying to figure out if there is any difference between her and her cohorts brand of NuLiebor Marxist Socialism and National Socialism, I don’t think there is!

  29. 46
    Frank says:

    Gordon’s been teaching he to grin.

    • 48
      Frank says:

      Sorry correction: Gordon’s been teaching her to grin. Perhaps a Freudian slip, but more likely the G and T.

  30. 47
    are the BBC above the law? says:

    “Asked if the BBC should have contacted police when Gosling initially confessed to the killing last year, he said: “You would hope that anyone with information about a crime like that would certainly refer it to us in the first instance so police can investigate.” He could not confirm if Nottinghamshire police had been told of Gosling’s confession prior to broadcast, but said it would “appear not”"

    Surely this is some type conspiracy to pervert the course of justice offence?

    • 67
      Peter Grimes says:

      Al – JaBeeBa are hand-in-glove with their Leninist ZaNuLieBor masters, and so do not need to comply with the law.

  31. 49
    Sir William Waad says:

    Mr Dromey, I take my hat off to you. Here you are, married to a Minister of the Crown, the Deputy Leader of the Labour Party and the kind of feminist who makes feminists wince and you have her playing the loyal little wifie, going against all her principles to get you a place at the Parliamentary trough. She got out her Atlas of Great Britain, found where Erdington was, nobbled the all-women shortlist and boosted her lord and master’s candidacy. Sir, I salute you! If you ever visit Waad Towers please drop in for a drink. You used to enjoy Russian vodka, I think?

  32. 55
    concrete pump says:

    “Labour seats that have recently become vacant have all female lists imposed on them”.

    Affirmative action in action.

    Mind you, i like the t – shirt, mine would read ‘this is what a concrete pump looks like’

    Then i’d have a picture of a concrete pump on it.

    Fucking hell i’m clever.

    • 263
      Shappi says:

      Do you know, there might be a niche market for that kind of thing; small ad at the back of Viz.

  33. 59
    Ronnie McDonnie says:

    Just 12 weeks of this government left. Yippeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 102
      I prefered Alan Whicker and Eamonn Andrews Respectively says:

      You may not have to wait so long, Gordon may be thinking that his best mate, Piss Poor Morgan has improved his chances with the electorate by allowing him to attempt gaining a sympathy vote.

      • 154
        Moley says:

        Timing is the key.

        In order to benefit from the massive groundswell of public sympathy in his favour, following his searing in depth interview with Piers Morgan, Brown has to go to the country in March.

        His heroism in the face of adversity will be forgotten by May or June.

        (When Yo Gov did a poll on the public’s response to the interview, they provided a video clip with the questions, because so few people watched it.)

        • 209
          TONY BENN'S WILL says:

          youguv is run by a labour guy who’s wife is baroness ash….. who is the eu foreign minister

  34. 61
    Mrs Tatcher says:

    Society is made up of sheeple and the government is the shepherd.

  35. 71
    Ronnie McDonnie says:

    Remember all the money that c/unt Brown spent on this poster:
    http://conservativehome.blogs.com/.m/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/13/not_flash_just_gordon.jpg

    And he has the audacity to mock the Tory ones. Hypocritical fucking Huhne.

  36. 82
    BillyBob ... reduce crime, prison numbers and the benefits black hole? Stop immigration !! says:

    Without doubt a pig in knickers !!!! Oops, sorry, I am the “scum sucking pig” !!!

  37. 88
    Mrs Tatcher says:

    I love chocolate, pink, jimmy choos, chic lit, my blonde hair extensions, falling over and looking cute, rom coms and puppies.
    Harriet who?

  38. 89
    MI5 Not Doing Their Job Properly! says:

    Ah, how romantic, they met on a picket line trying to destroy a business!

    How sad that scum like her find their way into running a country and then being able to destroy thousands of more businesses, ‘the enemy within’

    • 130
      Beowulff says:

      Was she also sponsored by Jack Jones like the dear leader.

      I suppose all the Kremlin controllers have snuffed it by now but Haridan and Co. continue running on some kind of auto pilot.

  39. 91
    Ali Dizaei-Rascal says:

    My botty hurts. They’ve been buggering me all week.

    • 97
      George Knobswell says:

      My idea of heaven.

    • 106
      BillyBob ... reduce crime, prison numbers and reform the benefits system!! Stop immigration !! says:

      Good…… but if you want some advice, try not bending down 5 times a day, might help, you do not want to give them a bulls eye to aim for !!

    • 110
      Sharia Law - Already available in a country you once knew and loved says:

      In that case, as you are of the faith, you should be stoned to death immediately!

      • 114
        Ali Dizaei-Rascal says:

        Is it coz I is Iranian? Or coz I is a slimy, arrogant, wideboy crooked c/unt who tried to stitch up an innocent man?

        Talking of stitching up, my sphincter needs to be stitched back together. Good thing crims like me get right to the front of the queue when it comes to medical help. Just like Myra Hindley did when the poor dear got cancer and was sent to the best cancer team in the UK. It’s the least we owed her.

        • 152
          UK Border Agency - Everyone Welcome! says:

          Does anyone remember which dodgy Home Office official allowed you into this country in the first place!

          I am sure that if it was allowed a scientist could prove corruption is in the genes, his father was an Iranian Police chief, like, he is not going to be corrupt! Like father like son.

          Sickening that whoever allowed him into the country in 1973 could not figure that one out! no doubt the usual old crap, life in danger, blah blah blah, yes welcome to the country and feel free to fuck it in anyway you like in return for our generousity.

      • 124
        BillyBob ... reduce crime, prison numbers and reform the benefits system!! Stop immigration !! says:

        True, there is no, absolutely NO homosexuality withing the muslim faith!!!

        • 132
          BillyBob ... reduce crime, prison numbers and reform the benefits system!! Stop immigration !! says:

          Oops…. well bugger me rigid, should read ‘within’ !!!

    • 123
      Unnecessarily Long Pseudonym With Strange (?!) Punctuation!! says:

      Try offering them a blow job.

  40. 94
    Lord Baron Herr Mandelson says:

    Don’t worry, Gordon. We’ll fix the election somehow. I’ve asked the people who helped George W steal the 2000 election to see if they can help us out too.

  41. 104
    the co-op is labour's secret manifesto machine says:

    co-op credit card paypoints -

    this week’s question: “should we listen more to young people?”

    last week’s question: “should 16 year olds get the vote?”

    • 233
      Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

      Next month’s message:

      “Sorry; UK government no longer able to borrow the money it needs to pay your benefits. A/C overdrawn. No funds available. Food riots start in 5.. 4.. 3… 2…”

  42. 108
    Albert Hall says:

    What’s happened to Harriet’s website http://www.harrietharman.org?
    It’s gone. Disappeared without trace.

  43. 109
    Krusty McSquawk says:

    Michael Crick will be highlighting the hypocrisy of Harrimen Harbint on BBC’s Newsnight tonight…………………only joking.

  44. 118
    Ronnie McDonnie says:

    Will THIS make you vote New Labour?

    Notice Sarah looking at the camera as she dabs her eyes at 0:21.

    • 139
      streamfisher says:

      Well I can only say I’m pleased the Browns have stuck to the principle of not using personal family matters to try and influence public opinion, who would stoop that low? Cameron of course (said Gordon).

      • 228
        Gordoom cooks the books says:

        Yeh if it wasn`t for Gordon being so upright and honest then politics in this country would be ruined keep it up gordon we all believe in you

    • 264
      Shappi says:

      Wed 17 Feb 18.10
      Gone: just a blank white space where a UTube link used to be.
      Dark Arts or incompetence?

  45. 121
    streamfisher says:

    No contradiction whatsoever, Harriet will book Jack into a private clinic, have his bollocks snipped off and a gash inserted, viola…Jackie AWS Dromey.

  46. 122
    John Bull says:

    Does Guido have any intel’ on the possible choices for Barnsley East and Mexborough, Jeff Ennis has stepped down? It is supposedly a safe seat, but methinks Jeff knows better and hasn’t the stomach for a fight with the bn’p after fourteen easy troughing years with numpty son in tow as well. There is precious little info’ and not even an official announcement of his departure on his website.

  47. 127
    Londoner says:

    I remember Harman when she was a fucking tart in London and headed up the NCCL. She was crap then. Here she just proves she’s crap now. Is incest legal??

  48. 129
    Ronnie McDonnie says:

    Get the sick bag ready as Hauptsturmführer Campbell defends Brown’s sham tears:

    • 135
      Beowulff says:

      It must be time for a Blubwatch Patrol.

    • 138
      Down with Brown! says:

      How dare Adam Boulton suggest that Gordon went on TV to cry?

    • 161
      streamfisher says:

      Na nA Na Nah Nah Na! my dead baby is more tragic than your dead baby, next Campbell crocodile tears… every time I think of my last victim it reminds me of the sensitive and misunderstood person I really am, look I’m filling up already just to prove it.

  49. 133
    The BBC Press Office says:

    Leave Hattie alone you think she’s ugly, you should see the dykes that run this place.

    • 147
      Peter Grimes says:

      All of the boys are pretty, though, with the exception of JugEars Marr, who incidentally allowed his guest last Sunday to smear the DMGT as a tax-dodger. As he seemed a thick ZaNuLieBor c.unt (the guest that is, although JugEars qualifies), he probably meant the Grauniad.

      Haven’t seen an apology from JugEars yet – presumably his bosses at Al JaBeeBa were happy with the smear! JugEars probably got a bonus or a bar for his Order of Lenin!

  50. 140
    John Terry I am snide and treacherous says:

    It’s not only Harperson we need worry about. That idiotic quango the Equality and Human Rights Commission are now saying the ‘naked’ body scanners at airports might be illegal and also because passengers are chosen at random this is discriminatory. It’s time this outfit was kicked into the long grass. They are only bringing it up now because Mooslims have complained it’s against their religion for their woman to be photographed like that.

    Well fuck the E & HRC and all the Mooslims who don’t want to be x-rayed at airports – then don’t let them fly. It’s their lot who are more likely to be terrorists than anybody else.

    In this PC obsessed country there’s a big danger that airport security won’t pick brown-skinned people to be scanned because they might think they are being discriminated against. The best thing is for everybody to be x-ray scanned, Old, young, black, white, ginger-haired, kids, the lot! And especially anybody wearing a burka or having their face concealed.

    (I can spell I’ve just used Mooslims to save being modded).

    • 159
      Peter Grimes says:

      But you can use Muslims on Guido’s blog surely.

      It’s only Al JaBeeBa who don’t like to point out the truth.

      There is no greatelkism here!

      • 167
        John Terry I am snide and treacherous says:

        Thanks. I wasn’t sure having been modded several times simply for using certain words – Bee n Pee comes to mind as one example.

    • 188
      Donny Dazzler says:

      Who needs scanners ?

      The logical conclusion of this trend is that EVERYONE (including the crew) should board airplanes completely naked.

      At a stroke, that would do away with all the security delays at airports and, even more importantly, discourage ugly-bodied folk from flying.

      A Win-Win.

      • 202
        Lord F*** Wit of that Ilk says:

        I’d pay good money for that and I’ve never had to pay for anything so far

      • 219
        Erich Honecker says:

        Germany has an airline like that

      • 253
        Fuck off Fatty says:

        Anything that would stop those grossly overweight scum-sucking pigs from flying would be a good thing.
        I remember being on a flight when Fat Arse and his equally piggy mum sat down behind me, saying “They don’t make plane seats for people our size”.

    • 194
      grobdj says:

      What’s it got to do with the Humans Rights Act?

      No pilot in his right mind will take off with a passenger who has refused a search

  51. 144
    Anonymous says:

    GUIDO – THIS IS COMPLETE BOLLOCKS !!!!

    Don’t you realise that Jack Dromey will be a Manchurian candidate ‘puppet on a string’ doing His Master’s Bidding at all times via an ear-piece receiving instructions from Harriet ‘handler’ Harman ????

    Why do you need an All Woman Shortlist, when you can get a man to do a woman’s work ??//

  52. 150
    Disco Biscuit says:

    It’s not the first time she’s been involved in a “car crash” performance…

    To be fair to her, it is a particularly female trait to get confused with figures and ultimately just to insist that she’s right because she says so.

    Love a bit of sexism.

    • 156
      John Terry I am snide and treacherous says:

      But what you say is true! Women like Harperson are only good for washin’, cookin’ and fuckin’. Well okay definitely the first two but only the last one with a paper bag and a nose clip.

  53. 153
    Glenn Beck says:

    Labour reveals 2005 election pledges
    The six pledges:

    1. Your family better off
    2. Your family treated better and faster
    3. Your child achieving more
    4. Your country’s borders protected
    5. Your community safer
    6. Your children with the best start

    Care to comment on these Pledges Harriet? Oh by the way a PLEDGE means far more than some pre-election promise.

    Marks out of 10 anyone?

    • 160
      Harriet says:

      Yip, everything’s better under ZanuLiebour, just as we pledged.

      Next question.

    • 174
      Labour MP Who Can No Longer Sleep At Night says:

      Yea! We came in promising “Your country’s borders protected” at the same time as we had a covert social engineering project to let everyone in!

      Can’t sleep at night because of all the lies – they come back to haunt me!!
      Standing down at the next election – can’t take any more – all too much for me – we have become a party of lying hypocrits! That is what we have been since Tony took over :-(

    • 179
      simon r says:

      zero for grammer, should be…

      your family will be better off etc

      fuckwits

      • 186
        Glenn Beck says:

        Your family will be better off …….moving to NZ or Oz?

      • 192
        Prof. Pedant says:

        ‘grammar’ dear boy, hence Grammar Schools where they originally taught Latin Grammar.

        But your point is well taken, as it seems the families were not in fact better off, which is probably why ZanuLB omitted the verbs from the sentences, rendering them meaningless.

    • 187
      Fat one eyed usurper with a chip on his shoulder says:

      O% increase withoot a doobt jummy

  54. 155
    Mrs Tatcher says:

    Men should take their turn at doing the dishes!

    • 168
      John Terry I am snide and treacherous says:

      I do – I eat off them every day.

    • 204
      Lord F*** Wit of that Ilk says:

      No joking aside this Harperson virus thing is dangerous. I reckon it will probably end up killing more people than my wifes cooking.

  55. 165
    Steve Expat says:

    Fucking hypocritical c­u­nt

    Voters in Camberwell and Peckham, please take note of the
    public-school-educated champagne “socialist”
    you elected, and please see that ANYONE else is returned in a few weeks’ time.

  56. 171
    Anonymous says:

    Labour are a party of hypocrites who have betrayed the country. The hard working taxpayers of this country have been mugged by Labour to fund mass immigration, asylum seekers and feckless single mothers. Read and weep:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1251308/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-Why-Essma-Harrods-account-2m-mansion.html#ixzz0fjBbFmqv

  57. 172
    Ratsniffer says:

    Harmperson is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with NuLabour. How quickly their principles evaporate when there is some self interest at stake. The sooner she is on the dole, the better.

  58. 178
    Dolly says:

    Hang on a Mo!!!

    What’s so wrong with a Woman standing by her man?

    Well Done That Harriet

  59. 180
    Jack Dromey says:

    How many chauvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None! Let the bitch wash the dishes in the dark!

  60. 183
    Gordoom cooks the books says:

    Liebour will have the shredders on overtime come May 6 you can bet that a few skeletons in no 10 & 11 no doubt

  61. 196
    Cameron = Blair = Tossers says:

    Wot, Harpy Harperson full of shit? Never!

    Harpy’s been nominated for “Rear of the Year” 2010. The more nominations she gets the more chance of her going through and everyone then being able to vote her into cringing embarrassment. Please do go and nominate her too at:

    http://www.rearoftheyearcompetition.com/index.html

  62. 201
    Time Lord says:

    Grasping, two faced, self interested, corrupt, fat arsed, ugly, hypocratic tart How I hate her with a vengence.

  63. 203
    Time Lord says:

    Being a simpleton. I would love to live my life knowing I have done the right thing and that people respect me for what I am and what I have done. However, when I read that Harperson has chosen to promote her husband into a safe seat sickens me. Unfortunately the prols in the constictuency will be too thick to see through this and vote him in. On the other hand we can hope that the BNP beat him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  64. 206
    Region 9 EUSSR. says:

    These people are beneath contmpt. They personify hypocrisy. We should have realised that positive discrimination only applies to others in animal farm.

  65. 210
    alex taylor says:

    BITCH.. noun female dog,
    Deputy leader of the labour party,
    Piece of shit on my shoe,
    An arse wipe,
    ‘afrikaans’ ‘n g’bruikte poes-laape.

  66. 216
    Stefan Pughe says:

    An ugly bint

  67. 220
    Anonymous says:

    Q: If labour are allowed to specify “women only allowed to apply” for the job, then how’s that different to other parties saying “no blacks please.” ?

    A: It’s the same, and both are very very wrong, and completely illegal.

    • 266
      Shappi says:

      No, in one case it is a majority tyrranising a minority (whites/blacks), whilst in the other case it is a minority defending its rights against an oppressing majority (women/men).

      Except that women outumber men and therefore are the majority.

      Oops. Time to trot out a ‘history of subjugation’ narrative, which implies solidarity with all victims everywhere.

  68. 222
    Yorkshire Lad says:

    If that’s what a feminist look like that, thank God I’m a bloke.

    • 224
      Mamba Whips Sooty (anagram) says:

      Interesting to see that ms Harman’s principles are her flexible friends…

  69. 235
    Animal farm says:

    Oink Oink Whip that horse until )Wilberforce( are workforce fall. over our rules. Oink Oink Our Rules Oink Oink
    PS I do know the horses name, but does it not sound like slavery

  70. 236
    Brown must go now says:

    Has anyone got any idea how and why Harperson, after spending the last 28 years in the Commons, now likes to style herself as QC? I would have thought she would have been far too busy doing the washing-up and cleaning at Westminster to demonstrate that she is one of the finest lawyers of her generation. Her Wikipedia entry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_Harman) says that she started adding QC to her title in 2005.

    I cannot imagine how she could have been appointed QC honoris causa, because the Ministry of Justice website says that the title of “Honorary Silk is awarded to lawyers who have made a major contribution to the law of England & Wales outside practice in the courts” (http://www.justice.gov.uk/news/announcement_130807a.htm).

    Harperson is certainly not shy about her QC title – the title of her website (http://www.harrietharman.org/) is “Harriet Harman QC MP”. But the MoJ website says the title of QC honoris causa “cannot be used in practice as a lawyer and, although this has never been a problem, we strongly discourage holders from exploiting the rank to attract business”.

    So which is it? Somehow spending enough time practising the law whilst being an MP for 28 years to secure the rank (surely an insult to hard-working and much more intelligent full-time barristers and lawyers across the country who have been turned down) or over-exploiting an honorary award? Any ideas Hattie?

  71. 241
    Anonymous says:

    Hatty’s about as successful for promoting women’s rights as Germaine Greer.

    Yep, that bad…

  72. 242
    Aussie onlooker says:

    An awful lot of British voters seem to love Labor. Harriet was elected, along with the rest of Wee Goodie’s motley crew of shonky buggers. One can have a very strong opinion about this mad cow but there are a lot of sheep in her top paddock in among the loose Kangaoos.

    I do not speak with a ‘holier than thou’ attitude mind you. We keep electing shonkey lefty loonies too. And we have Chairman Maosy Kev, the Chinese Ambassador leading our lot with an equally lunatic (as Hattie) Deputy in Julia(the ‘Nose’) Gillard.

  73. 247
    Julian The Wonderhorse says:

    Guido, your photo is wrong. the T-shirt should read “this is what a Huhne looks like”

  74. 248

    “Harriet Hopeless….she’s a cow…..but then she opens her mouth and you realise not only is she not that pretty, she’s not that bright and – worst sin of all- she has no sense of humour”

    Gyles Brandreth, Breaking The Code.

  75. 249
    Gonkione says:

    Equality. Equal Rights. Equal Opportunities. I always thought this meant the same chances for everyone regardless of race, religion or gender preference.
    Will this stupid arrogant Harperson ever come to understand that an ALL WOMEN SHORTLIST is as wrong as an ALL WHITE SHORTLIST or an ALL LEFT HANDED SHORTLIST or an ALL ANYTHING SHORTLIST because it is DISCRIMINATORY? See Equality. Equal Rights. Equal Opportunities.

  76. 268
    MILF fancier says:

    The T-shirt should read ” This is what a man-hating feminazi bitch looks like”
    It should serve as a timely warning to all men in this country that any woman who calls herself a feminist should be avoided like the FUCKING PLAGUE!!!!!!!!!



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