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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
This from the King of U-Turns.
Your friend and mine,David Cameron
CONSERVATIVE leader David Cameron has abandoned his party’s plans to cut the number of MSPs at Holyrood, insisting he would not “unilaterally impose” the reforms on the Scottish Parliament.
Am I First ????
I’ll bet you’ve been hitting F5 for a while now, haven’t you?
Weird thread stalking oddball.
Cameron’s conservatives write their epitaph:
http://www.westbournemouthukip.com/content/images/posterTombstone.jpg
Get over it mate. Nobody’s interested. The Euro’s fucked anyway
Makes Guido’s blog look boring, small fry and nothing more than a Conservative propaganda machine.
Alex Jones is a nut.
He complains about people trying to make people use a web ID to track them, and so what does he do? He produces an iPhone app! Silly man, does he not realise that when people use that app to listen to his show their phone number is logged by the cell phone company!
Quite right too, then someone can go and round up all the nuts listening to his show and intern them in a nut house somewhere.
Errr like that’s the whole point of Government placemen, you didn’t truly think Alex Jones has his own agenda?
He is there like many other of the other CTers at the Govs behest to keep the tin foil hats stupid and ridiculed.
STOP PRESS
May 6th it is. From the printers
http://atthesauce.blogspot.com/2010/02/general-election-date-revealed-on.html#comment-form
Indeed we ARE interested.
We need that referendum to completely withdraw from EU.
Period.
Just watched Nadine Dorries on C4 try to shake hands with a mosque owner. He refuses and she meekly says “That’s fine.”. Another nauseating sign of dhimmitude from the fucking useless Tories.
So what was she supposed to do – wrestle him to the ground and make him shake hands?
That poster could equaly well apply to the Labour Liars as well
I watched Dispatches about the dire state of Maths in British primary schools. The programme put together a little maths test suitable for 11 year olds-which a number of primary teachers took. Education Secretary Ed Balls declined to take the test.
Holyrood can have all the MSPs it wants….. Scotland should though only have one
MP at Westminster as the other side of the equation
http://stolenkids-hollie.blogspot.com/
Great!!!! Long live Bloggers and Tim Berners-Lee
It claimed that the conception rate among under-18 girls in the 10 most disadvantaged areas was 54%. The real figure was 54 per 1,000.
Nick Clegg’s chief of staff Danny Alexander today poured ridicule on Conservatives:
The Tories seem to think that half our teenagers are pregnant, our cities are like The Wire and that people will get married for a few extra quid.
If they really believe Britain is like this, it’s remarkable that Conservative MPs can pluck up the courage to leave their houses.
They should lower their drawbridges, spend less time tending their moats and duck houses, and join the rest of us in the real world.
Bizarrely enough, none of the ‘heavyweight’ Tory blogs: ConservativeHome, Iain Dale or Guido Fawkes, bothered to say anything about the massive blunder.
“Bizarrely enough, none of the ‘heavyweight’ Tory blogs: ConservativeHome, Iain Dale or Guido Fawkes, bothered to say anything about the massive blunder.”
Hardly surprising, when we are all preoccupied with the near-bankruptcy that is all we have to show for 13 years of NuLiebour ‘government’.
So no mistakes made by ZNL then? Have you been in hibernation?
As I was saying, before quoting any statistic, ask yourself “Is it plausible?”
And before posting anything, ask yourself “Have I posted exactly the same message before?”
I think the Tories should check this out. 54% seems more realistic to me.
I’ve got nothing better to do with my time than write utter bollocks.
It’s very typical of a NuLiebore blogdrone to be so keen so highlight a statistical error. So, how about taking a look at the Goverment’s statistical ‘errors’ as well. Take your pick George; economy, immigration, health, education. Which one would you like us all to begin with?
Don’t try posting about statistical ‘errors’ when this Adminstration has been proven to be habitually incapable of publishing the truth.
> The real figure was 54 per 1,000.
Or 1 in 20 get pregnant and live off taxpayers backs. A travesty for Labour. The figure should be 54 for the whole country (anyone who was raped and their views don’t permit the sensible abortion option).
Fingers crossed that Sky News follow this up
George:
54% was a projected figure of pregnancy amongst teenage skanks should Labour continue emitting bullshit at their present rate.
Sexed up stats are all the rage dont’cha know.
Ohhhhhhhhh matron can I go on Sky to talk about it?!
please every1 google this astonishing. check video on youtube
Catflap
A Conservative spokesman( widely rumoured to be George Osborne) said: “A decimal point was left out in a calculation”
unbelievable
Only 5.4%. Phew my perception that Britain has gone to hell in a hand cart was wrong.
Don’t give up your day job Mr Osbourn……shit.
Yes, but are there really any worms in the can? As soon as I read the words ‘paedophile ring’ I think of all the false scares such as Orkney, Nottingham and Jersey. I’m not saying this is another of those. I’m just doubtful of conspiracy theories.
Why today’s ‘D Notice ‘ then?
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2010/02/hollie-greig.html
http://www.radio4all.net/index.php/program/39831
Ohhhhhhhhh matron!! When am I next on TV!?
guido any chance you can do a blog about the arrest of robert green and the D notice
It’s going round facebook like fuck, i know facebook is shite but it does connect millions and most of them are lets get the nonce.
Police officer Terry Major and Sherriff Graeme Buchanen.
I’m so good I can mind read mien fuhrer Gobesl twat
Why do you give any credence to what politicians say they will do wither in power or in opposition?
It is what that actually DO that matters. I am not in anyway saying that what they say they will do, they will in reality not do. Only that in general they will not do all of the things you like, but will do most of the things you don’t.
This is known as democracy in action, examples of which are so almost infinite in number it would take an encyclopedic undertaking in which to list them all.
However in general, if a top politician attempts to give the impression that he is fundamentally anti-war for example, you can expect World War 3 to break out virtually any day after they get themselves elected.
Likewise if they claim they are going to cut, they most likely will, but will still carry on increasing spending all of the same. Just like Thatcher did in fact.
Events, and of course establishment conspired corruption, have the extremely well established habit of making prospective PM’s speeches look like something from Billy Liar on speed.
In this sense, and this sense only Tony Blair has done us all a great service. At least now we can more plainly see, what we should have seen a very long time ago.
The reason for this is simple.
Tony Blair and Gordon Brown were very much assured that by the time they finally got booted out, we would be safely in the hands of the New World Order, in the shape of a corporatist dictatorship, namely The EU. This particular dictatorship being most notable for its lack of a visual or known dictator, or indeed leader. For now, and for possibly forever he will be more commonly known as BIG BROTHER. Please note HE, and Brother, because you can be perfectly sure, it will never be a female of any description.
As the end of our long standing illusion of national representative parliamentary was about to meet its proverbial, and near literal Waterloo. The effective end of the Labour Party and Conservative Party’s establishment run comedy double act, was of no long term importance. Therefore the lies could flow as thick and fast as needed, because the end game as far as Gordon and Tony were concerned, was perfectly inevitable, as well as planned almost to the finest detail.
Power has only seemed to have moved to somewhere else. In reality it has actually stayed in exactly the same place it had always been. Problem is that that place has long since not been within the Palace of Westminster.
The interview with Morgan was pre recorded and therefore any supposed reference to this poor child’s demise should have been cut. This ignorant oaf has chosen to expose us to this sickening exhibition in the hope it gains him some votes. He has tried to exploit his own child’s death for political gain thereby making a mockery of her short life.
He is beneath contempt. he is an utter arsehole
The Death tax Swindle
A post on thisismoney.com
This is not set to hit middle income at all; it is set to target lower working class people who have exercised thrift all of their lives so that they would have a house paid for when they get old. It is sinister and morally outrageous. It is not even to pay for the elderly care; it is for the profligate policies of New Labour.
If we can afford to keep asylum seekers in luxury accommodation then we can afford to pay for care for the elderly. If we can’t afford the latter then we most certainly cannot afford the former.
Absolutely spot on methinks
And how many scallies would bother to record deaths if it was going to cost them a 567″ Plasma screen and 10 years worth of fags. Only the middle class will die under ZNL
Who does my wife pay first, the undertaker or the Revenue?
So not only are Labour lying by saying that the tory’s inheritance tax will save the richest people most, when in reality it is designed to stop ordinary people, who bought their houses decades ago for a reasonable price, from being hit with inheritance tax due to the value of their homes going through the roof in the insane labour housing price bubble, but they are also now proposing to spread an ‘inheritance tax’ of their own to the entire population.
To suggest that this was not a definate proposal by labour is bullshit. They were hoping to keep the other parties quiet on this until after the election, but thankfully, this truth has been exposed. Labour would tax you for dying!
Under these plans, I would not be able to pass on my very modest terraced house to my daughter, the death tax would see to that!
Labour taxing everyone more, it is the only thing that they know how to do.
Wont be long till they they introduce the 1p per email and 10p per Google Tax, They will do it!
Suggest she pays the taxidermist instead and has you arranged nicely in your favourite chair, then don’t bother with all that tiresome bureaucracy. You’ll be just as dead (god forbid) as if you had a death certificate and it won’t bother you either way.
It was good enough for Jeremy Bentham.
How much Tax will the LABOUR PARTY HAVE TO PAY. its dying on its feet a hundred times a day!!
Wont affect me
Unlike me, of course, who did exactly the same a year or so ago.
It was pre-recorded and also had canned laughter from The Simpsons dubbed over.
Some of the audience also had to be stapled and glued to their seats.
You may have noted that you only saw the back of the audience’s heads as a few inflatable dolls were also included to bolster numbers.
Mandy wrote all the questions a month ago.
Brown must live with the shame of this exercise in vulgarity until his final breath.
Correction.
He ASPIRES to be an arsehole but struggles to make the grade.
“Who are the biggest tossers in Parliament”?
The Labour Party.
This death tax is just another tax. Don’t go there. keep the inheritance tax as it is, leave that alone. Start to look at “savings” in public spending. Get this country moving. There are a lot of old peoples homes owned by councils that are empty having fallen foul of the new health and safety guidelines. Knock these down, or revamp. Take on local builders to build these and take special notice of those those that are using youngsters as apprentices.
Here’s one area (of many) where there are significant savings to be made:
http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/158400
Words just fail me, even where NuLiebour’s client state is concerned. When will one of our political leaders stand up and say that those who breed like rabbits will have to support them?
No, I thought not.
It’s a double entendre you see? Tossing can refer to the pancakes but it’s also a slang term for masturbation.
Another winner from the team that brought you “Justice for Jacqui” and “kerryout”.
They were thinking of you.
Do you have experience in that kind of work James? You seem to know an awful lot about it…………..
I see what you did there. Have you considered writing for Guy News?
But then you’d be out of a job, Jimmy.
Not as easy as it looks is it?
You’re easy peasy Jimmy FFS.
Now fuck off.
The poster calling himself “Martin Day” is really his feuding partner, Mark Senior from politicalbetting.com
Poor Mark has gone too far this time.
I thought I smelled a rat!
Want to see my pussy pics?
is that the blog from the failed Beeboid Lib Dum Council Worker ?
Can anyone tell me,
Is the death tax levied on death, regardless of whether the deceased has received long term care or not?
Where does the £20,000 come from if the deceased has been renting, or, more likely under NL; has been homeless.
If it is levied only when care has been received, surely it’s cheaper to take a trip to Zurich when long term care becomes necessary.
Pity the Hindus they’ll get them when they’re reincarnated.
I should have said “every time they’re reincarnated” Border Agency please note
Who is pulling Fraser Nelson’s strings these days?
Is he competing with Toilets Maguire and Toenails Robinson to be Brown’s chief arse-licker?
A reporter Robert Green was arrested on friday for “Breach of the peace”. He was campaigning on behalf of a mother and her downs syndrome daughter who alleges abuse at the hands of a peadophile ring in Scotland. His appearance in court today was held “in camera” and the details subjected to a “D” notice.
http://scottishlaw.blogspot.com/2010/02/justice-secretary-linked-to-lord.html
http://forums.ukcolumn.org/showthread.php?tid=1170&page=7
http://wideshut.co.uk/sexual-abuse-ring-campaigner-robert-green-detained-by-police/
job done
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2010/02/hollie-greig.html
Vote for the party that backs small business:
A reporter Robert Green was arrested in Aberdeen on friday for “breach of the peace”. Nothing surprising in that you might think until you follow up the story.
http://scottishlaw.blogspot.com/2010/02/justice-secretary-linked-to-lord.html
Masonic influence?? Hmmmm
Yeh, them Masons are always fiddling with kids and covering it up. Just ask Worshipful Brother Pope Benedict.
Nope. Opus Dei
http://stolenkids-hollie.blogspot.com/
Latest update.
Ol’ Neddy has overdosed on the paranoia pills and is spamming Guidos site with his crazy conspiracies
The Lizardpeople made him do it
Is Wee Georgie Robertson involved?
Talking about dead children is in bad taste.
Any chance of an investigatove journo with balls who can expose the truth of Operation Ore.
Iv’e tried NULAB now it’s time to try BLULAB see if that makes my Britain whiter.
Excuse me while I stick my head back up my arse.
> Vote for the party that backs small business
So the conservatives are abolishing the worst tax, namely VAT?
Oh No, they cannot, because of the EUSSR.
Stop Politicians Lying. Vote the incumbent out.
Stop Politicians Lying? It would be easier to Stop Clouds Raining.
Vote for the party that believes that families are the backbone of our national community:
Iv’e never had a 12″ black rubber cock up my arse ,but hey, anythings better than Gordon Brown.
“I’d never voted Tory before, and when you look at the fabulous kitchen here in my council flat, in the photo above, you can see why. But then Dave promised to match Labour’s spending, which means I’ll still be able to receive thousands and thousands of pounds of taxpayers’ money, just for sitting here doing SFA. I’ll squeeze out a kiddie every once and a while, just to boost my income.
How Dave can afford all this, and still hand over £40,000,000 every day to the EU, I don’t know. But I don’t care, so long as I can keep sponging off the workers, as Dave says I can, I’m as happy as a pig in shit.”
Does Julie want another kid
I’ve got some sperm that needs depositing
three f***** kids she is having a right bubble at our expense.
Where’s Mr Julie?
It wouldn’t of happened back in MRS T’S day i tell ya.
Vote for the party that is committed to fixing broken Britain:
I’d like to get stuck into you love.
LOL, if you think Dismal Dave is committed to anything, then you should be. Heir to Bliar is exactly what he says in his soundbites, empty, vacuous and entirely principle free.
Mend broken Britain? The twerp would not know where to start.
I know Cameron will sell my arse down the river to the EU but ,anythings better than Gordon Brown.
Has anyone told her that Brighton will get a Green MP this year. After all, Dave said it should he said Vote Blue Get Green, didn’t he?
She’s another charity worker! The last one – that woman from Wales – she was a charity worker too. Does this mean that Dave’s only been recruiting for members in charity shops? Weird.
Is she collecting loaves x5 so Dave can feed the needy multitudes?
I just nicked a joint of beef from Asda, the security man ran after me shouting ‘oi, what you doing with that??’ so i shouted back ‘Mash, Peas, maybe Carrots and Gravy you nosey bastard’.
Good one Dave, you’ve got my vote.
Thank you so much
An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman go to a brothel.
The Englishman goes in and comes out after 20 mins. He says ”It was awsome, she put a pineapple ring on my cock and ate it off!”
The Scot goes in and comes out after an Hour and says ”Fantastic, she put two pineapple rings on my cock and ate them off!”
Then Paddy goes in. After an hour, he’s still not out. After 2 hours, an ambulance turns up and brings Paddy out on a stretcher.
”What the hell happened?” his mates ask, ”Jesus it was great,she put 3 pineapple rings on my cock, and some whipped cream and a cherry! and it looked so delicious I had a bite myself!”
I walked out of a big supermarket once with a joint of pork openly under my arm. On the way out a security guard asked me whether I had paid for it, to which I answered, “Would you?” and he said, “You’re joking innit”. So I left.
Liverpool Docker passing security on way out of Dock Gates
” Hey what ‘av use got under your arm?”
” Hairs, What ‘ave you got”
Nope, I subscribe, and again it never arrived… :-p
Check your spam-catcher.
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy…
A wide open goal and where are you ?
I will be on GMTV crying over the loss of my own personal ‘Baby’, Climate change.
Being informed by Dr Phil Jones that not only had I lost ‘my baby’ but the ‘baby’ never actually existed in the first place has been doubly upsetting.
Minister for Energy and Climate Change (how does that work?), no climate change and no energy production = redundant post and that cannot possibly be allowed to happen.
New scare
- Pollution creating acid oceans
The world’s oceans are becoming acidic at a faster rate than at any time in the last 65 million years, threatening marine life and food supplies across the globe, according to a new study.
and we can all guess the culprit -
The rapid acidification today is being caused by the massive amount of carbon dioxide being pumped out by cars and factories every year, which is absorbed by the water. Since the industrial revolution acidity in the seas have increased by 30 per cent.
There is only one solution.
A cull of the human race starting with environmentalists…….what no takers.
Hypocritical communist wankers.
Read the novel “Mister” by Alex Kurtagic for a nightmare vision of Europe ten years hence.
They are getting into a tizzy over at the Guardian because someone has said Tofu damages the environment more than meat. So they are in full spin mode.
“The world’s oceans are becoming acidic at a faster rate than at any time in the last 65 million years”, sounds like another Himalayian moment par excellence, who was it that recorded these changes?, T. Rex a Raptor or some other dinosaur with a scientific and enquiring mind.
I have a theory that all ugly women are an easy lay.
Why?
Because they are ugly.
That is the basis of environmental research.
‘We pump billions of tonnes of Co2 into the atmosphere therefor we must be doing harm, lets find the evidence’
With all the money poured into ‘Research’ that these wankers have had why did they need to fiddle the data?
Because the truth does not fit the theory.
Those pH probes placed 65 million years ago area bit rusty now. Geological extrapolation has too much error to be definitive me thinks.
“The world’s oceans are becoming acidic”
The worlds oceans are Alkali. They are in reality becoming more neutral and less “Bleach-like” (to return the misleading spin)
Just had a look on wiki which says that since 1832 the global average of co2 in the atmosphere has increased from 284 parts per million by volume to 387 around 36% which sounds massive and coincedentely close to the 30% increase in acidity in the oceans.
But is only an increase of 0.0103% by volume in the atmosphere and that does’nt seem that much to a flat earther like me.
CO2 = Plant Food.
November 11th, 2009
London, November 11 (ANI): A new study by researchers from the Bristol University, UK, has suggested that terrestrial ecosystems and the oceans have a much greater capacity to absorb CO2 (carbon dioxide) than had been previously expected.
The results run contrary to a significant body of recent research which expects that the capacity of terrestrial ecosystems and the oceans to absorb CO2 should start to diminish as CO2 emissions increase, letting greenhouse gas levels skyrocket.
Dr Wolfgang Knorr at the University of Bristol found that in fact the trend in the airborne fraction since 1850 has only been 0.7 – 1.4 percent per decade, which is essentially zero.
(Air borne fraction = Atmosphere where it acts as a greenhouse gas)
The strength of the new study is that it rests solely on measurements and statistical data, including historical records extracted from Antarctic ice, and does not rely on computations with complex climate models*
*Complex climate models run on very, very, very expensive number crunchers as per UEA CRU and IPCC (My comment)
They’ve got to have something else to save.
Most countries have overfished the seas with the blessing of the EU. They can blame us for that now. Wait for the tax on that anytime soon.
here you, shit face Miliband, I’ve just got my car tax request. At £215 you’re taking the piss aren’t you?? Even bloody includes green tax despite global warming not happening. I’ll be round your house later. I want my money back fucker
“Thank you for contributing £215 towards our “cash for votes” fund. Your £215, and all the others like it, will help buy votes for Labour.
Here is one of the good causes your £215 helps fund:
After starting an illegal war that killed 100,000 men, women and children in Iraq, getting Essma Marjam’s vote was never going to be easy. But by collecting £215 from you, and many other people like you, and throwing all that money at her at her, day after day after day, we think we have a chance.
Thank you.
Rt Hon Gordon Brown, PM.”
http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news10353.html
I’m a pikey and I don’t pay any taxes you soft Huhnes
God bless you, my child.
Vote Labour.
Guido,
Just read this http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7026921.ece in the times, and my cynical mind has suggested an alternative explanation. The article is all about labour ministers urging brown to adopt a masochism strategy. To open up to the people. This makes some sense, it’s an approach that both Blair and Clinton (Mr) have used effectively.
However, considering what we know of Gordon’s shambolic and fragmented personality and general instability, this is unlikely to help – even over a relatively short campaign the cracks will show. However, what it will do is completely undermine the credibility of Gordon and the entire current list of ministers. Who, assuming the next election is already lost, would benefit from being able to cast aside gordon and the entire current cabinet. Who would benefit from being able to make a clean sweep and distance themselves from what has gone before?
As sting sang “Mephistopheles is not my name”, but at least there’s a common initial. It would be interesting to see who’s promoting this idea amongst the cabinet.
The leadership of the Labour Party and the government is a pathocracy of psychopaths, megalomaniacs, and narcissists. They will not go without a fight as dirty as anything ever seen before in British politics.
Cameron must watch his back and be on guard at all times.
McBride, Draper and co tried to spread the lie that Cameron’s child was disabled because Cameron had an STD which he passed on to his wife. Labour are already in the gutter but I suspect they will get even dirtier as the election approaches.
It’s the only way Brown knows how to operate when the chips are down.
Don’t forget the Lib-Dems, far from being the “nice” party, they are the sh*t slingers par excellence at least as far as Local Politics are concerned.
After all they are the Labour party in all but name and as corrupt as their New Labour comrades.
They may go on about local democracy, but if you want to see it in action have a look at Richmond upon Thames, petitions against luxury flats being built on Twickenham’s riverside ignored and local opposition steamrollered. And when they appeal to Sainted Vince Cable, their local MP, the answer they receive – silence………..
Liberal Democracy in action.
I notice they voted for a referendum on electoral reform, but denied the UK a referendum on Lisbon by backing their Old Comrades in the Labour Party.
Liberal Democracy in action.
Rotten eggs.overarm.lots of em
Things are going to get nasty.
This Labour Party are the most spiteful, hateful fuckers ever.
That is why tat is coming out of retirement.
Have some Dignitas.
Doubtful.
I think you will find that TaT did a much better job attacking the New Labour party than you Tory jokers.
You should be begging him to return as you fuckers just aren’t up to the job. Without his help the odds on a hung parliament may well reduce even further than 2/1.
I miss the real Tat. He was the grit in the oyster here. I’m sorry he’s gone!
I think you mean he was just shit nell. And by the way you’re not very good at spotting his vernacular are you for somebody who is supposed to be a fucking fan? He’s posting on here all the time under a variety of guises with his Dave the benefit cheat and hung parliament bullshit.
Yes, I really miss the sweet old soul. All those chats drinking cider and smoking Crack around his Super Ser. He could easily make all the difference in this election. Because he is now in a secure unit. The addiction got the better of him.
But Tat was right, Dave is a benefit cheat and there probably will be a hung parliament.
What value do you two offer this place?
Fuck all.
Hi tat
I am not TaT but as I said before, TaT offered value to this place while posters like bunion and his gay friend do not.
Fuck off Pharmacist, you fucking tat arse rimming сunt.
I’ve told every little star, just how sweet I think tat are.
California Dreamin’, helped to forget the Mong and his Mess.
Blair was good at this – if he encountered a hostile crowd or individual he would turn on the charm and bring them round ( most of the time ). He is a good ‘performer’ just look at the enquiry the other week.
Brown on the other hand would go into meltdown, I say go ahead and do it, hopefully he will punch someone live on tv and be dragged off snarling and biting.
I hear that Cameron is taking advice from psychologists in how to deal effectively with Gordon Brown. These medical experts have years of experience in dealing with narcissistic personality disorders, schizoids, and sociopaths and could help Cameron to understand better, and thus defeat Brown.
Why haven’t they had Brown sectioned years ago if he is a loony.
Because they’re all loonies. They’ve taken over the asylum.
Gordon Brown has suffered a nervous collapse and is now psychologically dependent on Sarah.Sarah organised the Morgan interview and is now effectively running the country.
I’ve heard that Father Christmas isn’t real.
Nahh bollocks, just bring in Robbie Coltraine….
What is all this billy bullshine about Tory Cooperatives? Fuck right off.
What’s wrong with a co-op? Co-ops are a more natural form than the State created Limited-Liability legal entities.
MRS T wouldn’t have approved
Yes she would
CO OPS are all about self reliance
Get your arse into John Lewis or Waitrose
Self interested staff with a stake in the business
It seems to work
Good point BoC, the staff at my local Waitrose are all highly motivated becuase they know that if the company does well they will get a bung as part of the profit share.
John Lewis is the Tory’s model. A genuine example of stakeholder capitalism. Thatcher gave the opportunity for millions of people to own their own homes and share for the first time. She was first and foremost a democratic captialist.
I know you Tory Boys are a bit depressed at the moment so here’s something to cheer you up – what the astrologers are saying of the next election http://madamearcati.blogspot.com/2010/02/media-tory-boys-are-depressed.html
I think William Hill has a more accurate prediction.
Yeah, “Tory boys 11% ahead in the polls”, we’re all depressed.
Wanker.
Crap blog warning.
Zis Madame Krapati, is she not the same who said ve should vin last time.
80 days to go.
I see grdon was sixth in last night’s competition for viewing figures.
1) Dancing on Ice – 8.34million viewers
2) Wild at Heart 7.34million
3) The Skate Off 7.2million
4) Seven Agenes of Britian- Dimbledy – 4.5million
5) Rugby Union 4.4million
6) gordon’s crocodile tears as he pleads for votes at the next election 4.2million
I wonder what those 4.2million people thought of him ? We shall have to wait for the next two/three polls to find out shan’t we??
Ah, but what about the 62 odd million people who couldn’t be arsed to watch Gordon blubbing for the cameras?
They were “otherwise engaged”.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/matt/
How very sensible of them!!
Thought it was 3.4 million?
As Guido said, he hopes Brown thinks it was worth it for a few more thousand swing votes, for that is all it would mean.
Trouble is which constituency are the votes going to end up in?
Not Bercow’s that’s for sure . He’s losing ground fast to Farage. Going to be interesting on election night that one!!
To be honest I missed it because the shopping channels were so good that night.
I missed it because there was some drying paint I had to watch…
Some more fun things to do.
http://www.dullestblog.com/
Personally I was shopping on line on the jewellery channels for rubies – my fortieth this year!!
I was busy sticking my head up a dead bears bum. Something I find infinitely preferable to watching that great Labout twat on tv.
A Sob Story is a tactic used to pry sympathy out of the general public. It can be many things from how horrible your life is, how you hurt yourself, how your friend died and how you almost died to name just a few. With the stupidity-nurturing effects of so-called reality television and confessional mass media soul-baring, it has spread like a virus.
The truth of the matter is that almost all cases of sob stories are blatant ploys. This is because people with real deaths and tragedy usually have the maturity to move on with their lives instead of being a blubbering for attention.
One has to question the motivation of the incumbent of the highest office in the land to participate in this theatre.
Oh and of course if you challenge the sob story operator, you are a horrible insensitive b*stard… I mean, like, how DARE you question it!
Or, on another level,Thomas Gray:
To each his sufferings: all are men
Condemned alike to groan,
The tender for another’s pain;
Th’ unfeeling for his own.
So true,most blokes only tell their own sob stories in an effort to get in some womans knickers.
Gordon just did it to get votes.
Maybe get into Sarahs knickers as well,bit tight in the arse department gordon.
Laugh and the world laugh’s with you.
Cry and you cry alone.
Good point Nell
Grandpa Beast was a robust old war horse who wouldnt shed a tear at his brothers funeral, later he told me that he did that alone once and that was it.
I did him the same courtesy.
Brown is beyond contempt
Very soon he will probably be appearing on strictly come dancing with his milk churn legged dog of a wife or making a guest appearence in Holby city as a mental patient.
That should get him a few more votes from the porridge w ogs
oops
Showed him
Fen Folk don’t cry their grief pubicly – such a thing would be regarded as exhibitionist!
After the funeral they go home, shut the door, and cry privately!
gordon should try it!!
tsk!! pubLicly! apologies!!
A faltering David Cameron yesterday said he regretted not taking more time off to recover from the death last year of his six-year-old disabled son Iv*n.
His candid comments came in a television interview strikingly similar in tone and style to Gordon Brown’s tearful appearance on Piers Morgan’s Life Stories, to be broadcast tonight.
In response to questions about Mr Brown’s grief-stricken demeanour, he welled up when asked when he had last cried.
Y’know I don;t care what gordon says, or you say what cameron says about their grief.
Grief is a private thing. If gordon or anyone else chose to make their grief public in an attempt to win votes I say they will lose!!!
a private thing which you nauseatingly tried to exploit in your poisonous mcbride way by disgustingly trying to score cheap partisan political points off of a disabled child
mcbride lest we forget was pure scum
you are no better for using his tactics
and I don’t say that about Dave, that was from the Mail quoting Cameron directly, but you just can’t face up to your shameless hypocrisy
Classic, Nell.
No need for natural Tories to be depressed, because whatever happens in future the Soshalists are really in the shit.
If they lose, they’re in the shit.
If there’s a hung parliament, they’re in the shit
If they are in coalition with the LibTossers, they’re in the shit
And if they Win, they are Really in the Shit.
So whatever happens, we can look forward to Soshalism struggling desperately with the ordure of its own creation.
What about now accepting the darkies new and improved bee nee pee?
Not very relevant, but a better move than killing as many innocents as possible to meet Socialist goals.
The only slight fly in the oinkment (deliberate spelling) is that if the Soshalists (unintended spelling mistake) do win, the rest of us will be in even deeper shit than we are now.
Admittedly this is a sizeable fly, but we are now so deep in the pooh that the odd fly probably isn’t going to make much difference.
And as we can see from the Liebore postings there are still millions out there who think that all blessings come from Socialism, and that Mrs T and the Tories eat babies etc.
It’s time they learnt the truth, and the sight of Gordon or whoever having to sack teachers, nurses and council workers right, left and centre might finally get them to wise up, but I’m not putting money on it.
Nah, Once Socialism destroys every resource in the country, it then tries to steal from neighbouring country.
Gordon to Stay!!!
If you have have money – vote Conservative
If you are a normal, everyday working person trying to make ends meet and pay your mortgage / rent, why on earth would you even be considering voting tory? If Cameron has his way, interest rates will rise leaving a huge majority who are unable to meet the monthly cost of living.
Considering things went pear shaped just as Gordon came into power, why are so many all too quick to criticise. He has done an amazing job for the working class, keeping interest low – VOTE LABOUR if you want to have any chance of survival in this economic climic, which incidently Labour have saved us from the repeat tortore of the 80′s under Conservative rule…..
You can invest your money in my top hole spiffing Green Bank!
Hhhmm. Should have gone to spec savers mate.
Should have done your homework – my usual comment when I pass a scrounger in the shopping centre with a dog, a hat on the floor and 3 string guitar
One cannot really comprehend the level of idiocy it took to write the above.
Labour have been chasing the vision of some sort of Marxist Utopia which was, by way of the ‘third way’, going to be achieved by evolution rather than a full blown Marxist revolution. Logic should have told us that it would end in tears and history reminded that Labour had a perfect record – yes a true 100% – record of reducing the UK economy to a shipwreck. Furthermore there is and has never been anywhere in the world where socialism has worked for the benefit of any population. Indeed hundreds of millions have been killed in the name of or under the watch of Socialism.
So why surrender ourselves to a bunch of Socialists with no regard for the lessons of history and who, to secure the future of their ‘project’, have cut off any chance of retreat by way of locking us into a socialist Europe?
Not only have Labour messed up the economy again but, by way of europe, they have also shackled us to a EU ‘sinking ship’, which is almost certainly holed below the water line.
It is obvious to anyone with half a brain that government spending was and is out of control and it was obvious, even before this crisis, that the tax payers were not getting value for money – now with the financial ‘antics’ of Greece and the other ‘PIGS’ the British taxpayer will be told by Europe to help bail them out! The reason for this of course is that we no longer have our nationality and are merely a region of europe.
In a world of logic and common sense surely this should be the last straw for us! We should be saying thanks but no thanks – we are off. Dave needs to understand that the game has changed and that it is the duty of any government to protect the national interests of its people – We need that referendum!
Like the USSSR the EU is doomed to failure so surely it is time to get out of this experimental socialist project while we still can – or at least to demand real reform linked to a threat of withdrawal.
It saddens me to say that the Conservative party seem to be some sort of ‘diet’ Nulabour, they cannot bring themselves to spell out the details of the very bitter required medication and, In spite of all the warning signs, they also seem willing to allow the continued UK surrender to Europe.
Now is the time when we should no longer be trusting the ‘Driver’ – we should be grabbing the steering wheel in an effort to avoid a serious crash, we should get off while we can and make our own way.
Socialism and Marx should have no support IT DOES NOT WORK!
Our ‘leaders’ toss pancakes while the treaty of Rome burns.
See post 201 below. Dave is a ‘cast iron’ socialist.
When did Gordon meet Sarah?For how long has this sinister woman been influencing a damaged and vulnerable man?
He looked liked a Downs Syndrome case on Sunday didn’t he?
Anonymong.He looked like a painted pillock.
What a strange proposal he made – No ring, No bended knee , just a Demand -
“We must get married!! And we must get married NOW!! Please!!”
Just before he was about to inherit bliars premiership!!!
And she said yes!! Why??!!
you tell us ducky?
mwah xx
I dont think that mongs deserve that kind of abuse
McMental has ” Scots syndrome” not Downs
Symptons
Massive ears
A huge fib telling tongue
A fat head
A propensity to die earlier than usual( the only favour that the jocks do for us)
Obese and lacking emotional intelligence
Nope
Wacko Jocko has “Scots syndrome”
I also have scouts syndrome
I can camp it up with the best of them
Michael White sums it up best in the G uardian ….
Voters may feel sorry for him, but in the wrong way – in the way they did for Susan Boyle, before that voice rang out
but how, pray tell, can you compare Gordon’s verbal delivery to Susan Boyle?
the only thing more amusing than your twatty bigotry is the certain knowledge that you are some twatty little toryboy weed who would shit himself if he ever went outside his grotty sweatsoaked wankpit
See Andy Burnham is sporting a Bill Haley kiss curl just like the Dear Leader’s
Bill Haley ?? More like Hayley Cropper off Corrie.
Dave Milliband on desert island discs
“My favourite song is Bruce Springsteins Born in the USA
It reminds me of my children, although maybe in my case it shoud be “bought” in the USA”
Dave
Both of us are Kosher and seedless * shrugs with open palms*
If, god forbid, you were the same colour as chaime Hain we could be brothers.
At last, Dodgy Dave has come out as a communist. His latest wheeze for ‘mutual ownership’ of public services is straight out of a Fabian delusions wet dream book. Even had a Fabian member supporting him on Newsnight. Karl Marx lives in the Tory party – dictatorship by the proletariat being the first step from capitalism to social dictatorship.
All you Tory voters better think hard about what you’re voting for. It ain’t conservative capitalism.
True, sadly so true – The ‘Dave’ Tory is not a true conservative he is a progressive = Marx by evolution and not revolution. And that, dear reader, is why he is happy to go along with the EU cunning plan.
David Wright is a lying hoon.
Toilets Maguire and Charlie “Professional scumbag” Whelan sticking up for David Wright.
http://twitter.com/charliewhelan
The last person to claim their account had been hacked into when they were smearing was………………Damien McBride. The dark, insecure, bullying, lying, underbelly of Brown’s bunker is exposed again.
I do love a nice, balanced view. Now get my moat cleaned you foolish little cad.
Why go to that expensive Dignitas clinic when the BBC will top you for £142.50?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/7245388/BBC-presenter-admits-mercy-killing-of-lover-who-had-Aids.html
That bloke should be arrested for murder.
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hollie greig,reporter robert green and sheriff graeme buchanon,
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Before you start:
Make sure you aren’t dehydrated, this can occasionally be the reason why you aren’t producing tears.
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Make sure your facial muscles are relaxed. Don’t tense the muscles in your face, make sure you are relaxed. You can’t force your eyes to cry by bracing your entire body – some people forget this.
Think of some unhappy memories before you start, if you wish to try a technique which involves crying from past experience. A breakup, death, situation that you find sad (leaving your family, your pet getting killed in front of you), or sometimes even a predicament that made you cry in a movie can work.
If you wear contacts, be very careful as some methods can dry them up or damage them.
When making yourself cry, you are either hurting yourself to produce tears, making your eyes water, or drying out your eyes.
CW Gives some support for COOP (likes coupe also but one step at at time) and may well deliver some good future reform , in actual efficiency although is a little wary of any borg solutions to delivery . coop member poo pooing it was enlightening in his weak articulation , just to make my day robert peston has found time to comment in the same style.
Cw is still querying the internet revolution series by the BBC which was all too spoon fed and did not really intend to tackle , how the hey wow factor had some dangerous problems namely , how much is good for a person, and left out the dissenting voices on social networking and immersive gamming .It took the lite questions and went onto to auger the paying for it problem, mmm where i have seen that American presenter before , thats right it was as chick geek seducer on “thumb bandits” , mmm the old ones are the best eh .
Just seen draft of Dr Whootynannystate script for broad cast on election night titled : The ruins legacy .
story board : Dr Whootynannystate lands on earth in spring 2010 , to find it very like 1978 , money has mysteriously disappeared, stockpiles of a vaccine that may not be any good , and vying factions for a forth comming general election . The ” faban woosies” a pagna sect who regulary inspect chicken entrails to see if the polls will improve , like porn and recreational drugs , led by mixed bunch of flaccid fairy story con artists whose nutter leader is called the Ruin . The other group is the “roof menders” have been love with the Ruins 13yr pagan festivle in part because it was so simple no one could argue if anything other that drugs sex and credit card spending were any better .
The “roof menders” feeling somewhat led astray by the ruin and his mirror party the “yellow peril” , have deicided that we cannot go on like this , and as it would happen so have quite a few other people .
despite a televised heart to heart , the ruin was still losing support , so he send his boy band envoy everton for ever burnham , to sing “anything I do i do it for you” in line with the ruins wierd reverse robin hood policy strategy of making the poor pay for there own debt whilst millionaire friends ave it large and space credits by the barrowfull .
the yellow peril in a rather sneaky manouver pretend to have air bag moments , crash , pooof land safely , and re invent themselves as happy we dont do politics party , hoping that all those who cant make any sense of the ruins lack of policies will think them not so bad after all , especially if the daleks appear on the scene .
Can the roof menders stop the ruin deploying his ultimate weapon “the boredom inducer” , will Dr Whootanannystate travell back in time to the roof menders leader time as secreatry to “empress of the roof menders”and tell him , mark well ye the sign of the ruin , his name is lisbon , oh and by the way global warming could be a load of tripe .
All in the next episode of Dr Whotanannystate :The ruins leagacy .
da da da de dum da da da de dum da da da de dum (well you know the rest of the theme tune )
marks out ten Quentin ?
‘Ere missus! You told us you were taking a sabbatical, as we call it down the depot. Heavy Breathing’s been pining away for you and howling like a timber wolf in season.
You better stay indoors when we call for your bin and don’t leave any unwrapped bones visible.
mmm perhaps I do need a sabbatical , best regards CW
David Wright MP, a minister of the Crown, has described Conservatives as ‘scum-sucking pigs’:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7245445/Labour-MP-David-Wright-apologises-after-his-Twitter-feed-insults-Conservatives.html
Probably a good idea to keep away from any mirrors Mr W.
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/02/12/inglourious-basterds-2/
Gordon Brown seems so keen to promote himself more favourably to the electorate, can we expect pictures sent direct from his mobile any time soon?
Stop whining about the death tax Guido and think what a wonderful boost to the economy it will be. I heard Gordon & Co a planning to create 25000 new jobs for grave diggerers whose duties will include prising the gold fillings from the teeth of corpses.
Gravediggers To Collect Death Tax
I hope they didn’t claim those chef outfits on expenses. Gary Gibbons is a cock.