February 14th, 2010

Quote of the Day

Piers Morgan writes

Gordon Brown had finally agreed to sit down with me for an interview entirely about his personal life, with no political statements or policy debate permitted.  ’What’s your agenda, here?’ he smiled nervously, when he arrived at the studio.  ’To perform a miracle and make you sound human,’ I smiled back.


38 Comments

  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    I hate ITV

    • 4
      Destroy the BBC says:

      All Morgan did was make a retard look like a Mong? Oh and does Morgan ask Mong about him being a bummer? If not why not? He got asked it when he did Desert Island Discs years ago by Sue Lawley.

    • 18
      Madness says:

      If no- one watches it, the programme has no impact.

    • 23
      Biffo says:

      Only elements of the deaf, blind & retarded will watch & consider what a wonderful human being Gordon is. The deaf & blind because they won’t actually see/hear the program. I think I’d rather watch Jeremy Kyle – classier interviewees.

  2. 2
    mitch says:

    Epic fail.

  3. 3
    Imaginary bacon sandwich says:

    Looks like Morgan failed to humanise the lying swine.

  4. 5
    chris burley says:

    Is it me or is the media really trying to give Labour a helping hand lately?

  5. 6
    Poofs on TV tonight says:

    I for one will have the hankies out. Crying with laughter. The Moron and Brown nit tv, what a hoot.

  6. 7
    Bum Chums says:

    Brown and Morgan on TV tonight. What a bummer.

  7. 9
    Bum Chums says:

    I wonder if the camera will zoom in on Brown’s erection when he glances at Morgan.

  8. 10
    Down with Brown! says:

    The worst act of deception since Piers Morgan slandered our troops.

  9. 12
    Fairytales TV says:

    I think Morgan pulling Brown off as a decent human being will be tricky.

  10. 14
    Nazi Labour Eugenics Programme(NHS)something to cry about says:

    I don’t think Brown should be allowed to procreate. It is immoral- his children are dying or suffering because he has dodgy genes. Poor kids.

  11. 15
    disgusted grange -over sands says:

    I hear Gordon Brown has- flourescent testicle syndrome – glow ball problem -to you and I.

  12. 16
    Morgan's rancid penis says:

    I think Brown pulled it off.

  13. 17
    Brown arse rider says:

    Is anyone else getting an erection or is it just me?

  14. 19
    BenS says:

    Of the two, I’m not sure who I dislike more…

    • 28
      Sir Dando Tweakshafte says:

      “…Of the two, I’m not sure who I dislike more…”

      The test is (of course) if one discovered the gruesome twosome standing on Beachey Head, which of them would one push over the edge first?

      (Morgan – duty before pleasure…)

  15. 21
    SNaP Dragon says:

    Just throw Kelvin McKenzie in for a cameo and you’d have the holy trinity of c*ntery in the same room.

  16. 22
    Buster's hotdog says:

    There’s plenty of pricks on tv tonight. Ooh heaven!

  17. 27
    RustyRod says:

    However much they spin Gordon (Family man) they will never stop people believing he is just a sycopath with a bad case of delusional grandure, Labour is still finished what with the lies,smears,corruption,police state ,murder,torture and the huge percentage of labour mp,s caught stealing expenses.
    Even with the low polls for the tories Dave cant fail to win as all that is needed is for him to offer a vote on Europe and then he will immediatly gain back the fringe votes from ukip etc whether he keeps his word is another thing so to all you labour slime especially the media and bbc who have covered up so many crimes commited against the uk you deserve hanging as you are the traitorous shit who allowed this to happen.

  18. 29
    newberry says:

    “’What’s your agenda, here?’ he smiled nervously, when he arrived at the studio. ’To perform a miracle and make you sound human,’ I smiled back.”

    So now we know, he was actually commissioned by Browns head doctor.

  19. 31
    Anonymous says:

    I think it is really sad that our Prime Minister has been through so much tragedy. I will vote for him.

  20. 32
    Sheeple says:

    I think it is really sad that our Prime Minister has been through so much tragedy. I will vote for him.

    • 34
      Madness says:

      Twat – have you no idea of the misery his incompetence has caused? Socialism is not nor ever will be the answer.

    • 36
      Grumpy Old Man says:

      I thinkreally sad that our Prime Minister has been through so much tragedy. He needs a good long rest.

  21. 33
    Call me gordon says:

    Call me Gordon

  22. 35
    Sheeple says:

    Baaah!

    • 37
      Call me gordon says:

      So john smith dies and the first thing call me Gordon does is phone tb to see who will be leader? Nice.

  23. 38
    The truth will out says:

    I have switched the tv off in disgust. I will bang my head off the wall just for stimulation



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