Saturday Seven-Up
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”

Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.




FIRST
I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tescos complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn’t keep it up.
I think he had A wrecked aisle dysfunction
You should be on stage, or perhaps part of Comic Relief. The NuLabour stealth tax division.
They should lose the Charitable status for their interference in Politics. Oh sure any money raised from the Robin Bastard tax will go straight to needy causes worldwide. My Arse.
you should fuck off to new zealand like a coward
I will leave the cowardly bits to David Cameron’s Conservatives.
Every one of them is a hoon
I might even stay and set up another business.
You know, all the benefits are obvious.
21hr week suggested as a remedy for Economic Growth by Labour Think Tank.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8513783.stm
It’s the future! Ha Ha ha ha.
And Paid paternal and maternal leave forever? Obviously, there are far too many drug users in ZaNuLabour.
You simply couldn’t make this up!
Wow, a three day week, the dead unburied, rubbish in the streets
I’m waiting for the return of the Ford Capri and sideburns
3 day week….hat will pay the mortgage and pay off the cards, not.
Surely that ‘think Tank’ hasn’t suggested 21 hours for 39 hours pay, have they? It all sounds so surreal, it wouldn’t surprise me.
They ‘accept’ that income will be lower. But they didn’t state how much lower.
ZaNuLabour are really trying to stuff this country. It all sounds ideal.
Why bother going to work. Apply for a job. Get it, and them get the company to send the cheque to the House. Easy Peasy. This is the best way forward. if their proposals are sound and going to aid economic growth, then mine is even stronger tea. Problems solved.
Thank you Think Tank. Any resources you don’t want, we will take. Soon we come and buy all your houses and you rent (ie work) for us. No work no eat. OK.
Nadine hands out drugs
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/02/14/tv-show-sisters-claim-tory-mp-nadine-dorries-offered-them-temazepam-pills-115875-22041060/
Our daughter is staying. Besides if getting out of the mayhem by doing something positive and uprooting everything is cowardice. I stand accused.
Do I really care what you think? No, you plank. Enjoy your life. I intend to enjoy mine.
STOP PRESS
Nick Brown takes £5K off rich Duke
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-attacks-tories-over-prohunt-donation-1898149.html
OH: Nick Herbert, even.
Still hungover…apologies
Meanwhile, look at Piers and McDoom laughing at us over a pint
http://tweetphoto.com/11243759
Congrats Mr But Plug!
Bodily tension will recede, hope will be refound, quality of life will return.
Nice to see you have the wisdom to stop fighting a lost cause and the courage to make a new start.
Lots of luck!
quite an indictment from george there.
GST to rise in NZ to 15%, but it is countered by a large drop in the marginal tax rate to 30% from 38%.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/article.cfm?c_id=280&objectid=10625923
National insurance is 2%. So in effect in the UK you have 50% plus 12% NI.
AND VAT going up to 20% whoever gets in.
There is no IHT or CGT in NZ or OZ either. Council tax is about a 1/4 of the cost here.
Rip Off Labour. Vote again for the Party that believes in Maximum Expenses for them, a Doubling of Tax on the poor, and Emmigration certainty for the wealth creators. The Brain, Talent and Muscle Drain.
Meanwhile the ultra rich tax exiles funded by the ‘Talent Generosity’ of the BBC use their charity funds to campaign for a Robin Bastard Tax.
The pound in your pocket is the same value, and you have never had it so good. Speeches only relevant to recent Imports without skills apart from the ability to vote for Labour.
We have already made the move – best thing we ever did + we were able to help Vote out the NZ Labour party – god that felt good!
Fuck off tat
Most of the posters here are elderly expats moanng about the terrible conditions in the UK is while living in another Country.
If you can’t learn from that, Knock Knee, then you deserve all the taxation you will undoubtedly be getting. Cheers mate!
GFBP: good luck in NZ. Great country, wise choice.
The news came as Mr Cameron’s deputy William Hague warns in an interview with this newspaper that Britain would slide to “ruin” and become a bit part player in the world if Gordon Brown wins the next election.
Mr Hague urges voters not to let Britain sink into longterm decline by allowing Labour to win a fourth term in Government
Fucking right
Anyone voting Labour should be whipped.
Gordon Brown is as Fiscally astute as Kerry Katona.
Neither has a clue about the value of money, and continue spending to make them feel good.
Overseas Aid. IPSA, Huge Media Spend on nonsense right now, BBC salaries out of control, unfettered immigration, playing catch up on Military cuts, the list goes on.
Kerry Katona is on drugs.
Or the BBC repeats
Banned.
Brown is a phlegm flecked piece of human waste, grief like this is a self indulgent selfish act.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7025777.ece
Does Campbell advise both Dismal Dave and McRuin, on their respective stage “performances”?
I am afraid that the understandable self pity of both call me Dave and Broon with their very sad lossess are mistimed, pre election and naueating.
Both leaders and both parties have outgrown any usefulness they ever had.
TIME FOR A BIG CHANGE and no more of the same old shit.
Reading out the names of the fallen in Afghanistan and then switching to the yah-boo political bollocks at PMQ’s is for a previous age.
Brown could put a stop to ya boo politics simply by answering a question now and again .
fuck off tat
The difference is that Cameron has a real wife and family, not one arranged by the Labour Party.
course he does love
all that Bullingdon bumming doesn’t count nor does his trysts with ickle Gideon Osborne
Get your gaydar checked.
The Sun “Sarah also revealed to a pal that the PM loves to settle down to watch BBC1 medical drama Holby City.”
Nothing better than an evening of prescription drug fueled fiction
Well it beats riding out with the Heythrop Hunt and watching foxes ripped to shreds by hounds.
Yes,this is David Cameron’s compassionate pastime.
TALLY HO
do you ride wit the Berkshire Hunt?
PLEASE REMEMBER THAT LABOUR IS THE PARTY OF THE MANY.
THE TORIES ARE THE PARTY OF THE PRIVILEGED FEW
WE IN THE LABOUR PARTY REMAIN OPPOSED TO THE HUNTING OF FOXES WITH HOUNDS
Thank god for that we really need to concentrate on our core beliefs in the Labour party=War [or oil money] /A.g.w [green money ] /Economic competence [ banks money]/Fiscal stimulus [your money]/Reform of parliament [our money] !hmm bit of a theme ????
As one of the “many” could you explain why your fascist labour party, loves war and killing so much?
Or stealing peoples pensions?
Or consigning our children and grandchildren to a lifetime of debt?
While you are at it, can you let us know why you murdered Dr Kelly?
Ending boom and bust?
Massive uncontrolled immigration and the balkanisation of our counrty?
Filthy Labour vermin are the party of the many fraudsters, perverts, liars and warmongers, not the British people.
AND AbOVE ALL ELSE.YOU TOOK AWAY THE 10P TAX RATE bAND FOR THE VERY LOWEST EARNERS IN THIS COUNTRY. IT’S HARDLY SURPRISING THEREFORE THAT THE GAP bETWEEN THE RICH AND THE POOR HAS GROWN SIGNIFICANTLY UNDER THE LIEbOUR REGIME.
I DON`T FOXES ARE VERMIN ANYHOW IT`S A GOOD OLD ENGLISH TRADITION BRING IT BACK OOPS IT NEVER ENDED TALLYHO
ANYHOW YOU BLEEDING HEARTS MAKE ME LAUGH OOHH DON`T KILL ANY FOXES BUT IT`S OK TO KILL 600,000 IRAQIES YOU LABOUR MUPPET
What a total twat
So you oppose the hunting of foxes. What then is your view on the working mans pastime of fishing with a barbed hook ??? Ah thats OK is it coz Labour seem to say fuckall on it and its Labour supported what do it. You total fucking muppet.
Its not about the fox its just about your left wing shot away mental fucked up dickwad attitude. As soon as people like you are errased the fucking better.
Just fuck off you totally retarded waste of fucking skin.
The party of the many chancers you mean.
New sport coming your way soon. Hunting Labour politicians and acolytes with hounds ….. and ripping them to fucking shreds. If ever a final solution was needed ……… Tally Ho!
Warwick Hunt more like.
I blow them to fuck with a 12 guage
Right, next time I see that cun’t at Kineton I’ll run him down, see how he likes being chased by something for a few miles before being killed.
Much better of course than seeing other wildlife ripped to shreds by foxes? Your moral compass must have been made by the same supplier as Broons.
Brown scours the TV schedules looking for help with his election policies
His latest attempted asset sell off look suspiciously like an episode of Cash in the Attic
Jim Devine = Arthur Fowler
Browns handling of the economy is like an episode of “Deal or no Deal” where we open the box to find the 1 pence.
From the same man who gave you ‘I wake up to the Arctic Monkeys’.
F**king liar.
I thought he preferred settling down and eating mama’s home baked apple pie
(especially if we are weeks away from the election)
Actually I think Brown would probably prefer the American Pie version of “eating” the pie.
“Holby City” Like its Stable mate “Casualty” are both programmes where disaster follows disaster so I can see why the PM likes to watch these type of shows.
The Conservative Party solution to stop smoking
Want to stop smoking on the cheap?
Put a nicotine patch over each eye and that way you won’t be able to find your fags.
fuck off tat
I wish our Armed Forces good luck and God speed in Operation Mushtarak in Afghanistan.
They will do a professional job and take out the Taliban
You never shed a tear for the BRAVE servicepeople that have lost their lives, and left misery for their dependents.
All your fault, entirely.
Everyone wants you to go Mr.Brown. You think it’s a good idea for you to stay.
That is called ‘delusion’ and can be treated with the medications you are reported to be imbibing but obviously are not, rather enjoying a snuggly drink with best chum Piers from that picture there.
Mr.Brown, please piss off back to Scotland, some of us understand your archaic motives if others don’t.
Cheers
Guido / Hyena
I love the work over you gave Alastair Campbell on Guy News this week.
Agreed. One of the best
OT. Caught this on the Brown Bias Corporation’s toady program this morning.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00qlgzb/Today_13_02_2010/
1:18:45. Is this the establishment’s Dunkirk moment on AGW?
Professor Jones now admits uncertainty and untidiness are the main supports for AGW but he still agrees with the majority view that global warming is all man made.
What majority? Once climatgate broke it was all over for the crooks and their mendacious political sycophants. They will be back with another pack of lies of course, they are compelled by greed and a lust for power, that would put the communists and nazis to shame.
No those fuckers are still trying to cover it up, the ‘independent’ panel that is going to do the investigation into Phil Jones and the rest of shenanigans at the CRU/UEA, is appears to be full of self confessed climate change fanatics. The panel has only just convened and one member has already had to resign because he has been found out and it looks like a second may already be on the way. Scroll down this link to ‘the team that can’t shoot straight’ fro the first resignation details and and ‘Boulton’s 18 years at UEA’ for what looks like the second scalp. http://climateaudit.org/
Phil Jones has shamed Nature the journal he edits. With a history of 141 years of science publishing, co-founded by Darwin himself, its reputation in the shredder.
would you like to invest your shredder in my spiffing new Green Bank ?
we did not lie.we just shot everyone
would you like to invest your uncertain untidiness in my jolly spiffing Green Bank?
Tit !
call me dave certainly is a tit
The BBC are trying to Pump and Dump all the soon to be worthless shares they have invested their pension pot into.
Link?
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/156703/-8bn-BBC-eco-bias-
Yes I knew all this, it was the pump and dump I was looking for hard evidence of. We all dump eventually.
“The fund, which has 58,744 members, accounts for about £8 of the £142.50 licence fee and the proportion looks likely to rise while programme budgets may have to be cut to help reduce the deficit.”
Frank Bough’s little pensioner treats are at risk.
AGW is as dead as the dodo, as will be the funding.
Next will be peak oil (Branson with his green investment portfolios to push has already sounded off).
Clean up the environment, use energy efficiently, replant forests, lessen dependency on strategically uncertain energy supplies but cut out the messianic clap trap and pseudo-science and moralising.
Above all put our homegrown Pol Pots back into their bio-degradable obscurity and not let them terrify a whole generation of young people with their pernicious fairy-tales of death and disaster.
Get ‘Global warming’ out of schools together with other ‘issues’ and start learning skills that will really help them and the world.
Amen to that !.
Yes agreed. And stop oil palm plantations for bloody bio-fuel threatening 3 million year old species like the tiger — down to @ 3,500 in the wild.
That is yet another Pachauri offshoot green company scam as well.
Enviro nazis do not care too much for the real environment when it conflicts with a money making opportunity off the back of their phoney “science”.
To think that Camerons tories are so unquestioning and completely signed up to this shitstorm of bullshit, is deeply disheartening.
Pretty well everyone that I know who is AGW sceptic, are to varying degrees positive towards real environmental initiatives and support of the natural world.
But CO2, essential plant food, without which all life on Earth would end, being the prime culprit for anything, well that is just taking the piss.
For my children I couldn’t agree more.
For the rest of the country it’s back to diveristy and equality studies.
Bmen too
would you care to invest your Pol Pot in my top hole new Green Bank ?
An honest government would simply put the raw data into the public domain. If the issue is so catastrophically threatening, surely they could afford, just for once, to do something honest.
This government could not bear the pain of having to tell the truth about anything.
True -the trouble is there needs to be some raw data which supports the theory.
Still hasn’t stopped the relentless march of the AGW cultists though, has it ?
Interesting to see how the language has changed on this one as the scam’s been put under greater scrutiny.
In the beginning, it was “Man-made Global Warming” but now it’s been morphed and conflated into simple “Climate Change” to try to shut the debate down. Makes it’s far easier to demonise a “Climate Change Denier” or “Climate Sceptic”…
And now there’s this; fucking ‘climate disruption’! FFS.
http://globalclimatedisruption.com/
If those experts are so bloody clever, how come none of them noticed that the Indian glaciers weren’t melting at the rates suggested? You’d think they’d have realised, wouldn’t you?
fuck off tat
You’d make a good cop – you’re an idiot!
I have always posted here as Summer_Breeze, TaT wouldn’t hijack another posters name, least of all that of a female poster. Tat maybe many things but confused he ain’t!
Anyway, it seems to me that I touched a raw nerve though, I hazzard a guess that you are an AGW nutter, without the sentience to be able to fathom things out for yourself, hence you were stupid enough to believe whatever you are told to believe, instead of asking questions and wondering why none of these scientists? didn’t notice great gaping chasms in their so called evidence.
I suggest you take a hike to the nearest assimilation centre, you’re ready to be zombiefied. Process complete!
Contrary to popular belief, the three bears could have apprehended Golidlocks when she was caught stealing in their house, but were unsure as to the definition of ‘reasonable force’.
You know I reckon there could be something in this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note
Every time I hear him on telly I want to shit myself.
Processed through a sub-woofter
Go to a Hawkwind gig and find out
Spare a thought for poor Nick Robinson, sent out by the Beeb ‘test’ the mood of the nation this week
most of all I am struck by the depth of the decline in belief in politics and politicians
ever thought this might be related to a lack of balance in political reportage, Nick?
no doubt the Beeb will restore balance with a new series of Who wants to be a troughing Tory Millionnare Get me Out of Here on Ice.
Yeah, obviously next in sentence (in the interests of balance) should come….. and quango pundits like you Nick, never liked George Bush much but he improved in my estimation when he called Robinson a bald headed twat.
Say what you like about Bush, at least he was funny.
in the same way a monkey eating it’s own shit is funny
The lack of balance in political reporting is not the issue. Whilst I agree that it may contribute, it’s the absolute decline in moral standards across all parties under the current government which has switched the voter off. A plague on all their houses (primary and secondary)!
true and that the electorate know they are lying about the scale of the deficit and its implications
The wha
Spare a thought for the way the questions were asked…
Part1:
Part 2:
I have put a big speaker up the chimney,connected it to a powerful amp.At 3 am every morning I shout VOTE LABOUR.By the time the election comes everyone round here will hate labour so much they will never vote for them.
Part 3:
Check out the photo in the Mail article on the Surrey East selection – appears DC has not only been airbrushed but has changed his sex & name”
“Controversy: Joanne Cash (above left) was at the centre of a storm follwing comments on her Twitter site (below). She is a good friend of David Cameron”
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1250661/Mutiny-faithful-Tears-mayhem-resignations–scenes-key-Tory-constituency-rocked-David-Cameron.html#ixzz0fPe4616s
Looking at the posts on these blogs it appears to be Tory posters who come up with the original ideas and the Labour posters who spin the original post to try and make it appear their own
Labour = No Original Thought
Labour = Intellectual Property Thieves
See Ray Bradbury: Fahrenheit 451.
Thanks streamfisher. I will read that now I know of it. Sounds right up my street.
Hothouse Brian W Aldis. I’m expecting to see the tummybelly men defeated soon
Genius, tax thief, visionary, bottler… pundits describe Gordon Brown as any and all of these things. But Piers Morgan has dined, drunk, debated and gossiped with him for more than a decade … and in this article written for GQhe reveals what the Prime Minister is truly like.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-507953/The-day-I-sat-Tony-Blairs-chair-sacked-Gordon-Brown-Piers-Morgan.html#ixzz0fPhG5lUF
One morning I had a great shit, picked the phone up, called London and said Morgan you twat your fired.
I never said that on the mail comments
Me Neither
Thats called trolling the trolls
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-507953/The-day-I-sat-Tony-Blairs-chair-sacked-Gordon-Brown-Piers-Morgan.html
worth a read then you can put tomorrows interview in context.
Put a health warning on that nauseating McTwat-fluffing piece first old boy. Breakfast nearly exited onto the keyboard.
“Gordon Brown a genius”
hmm take a look at the country..
To an amoeba like Moron, even a dog turd like McDoom looks intelligent…
Misfeasance in public office!
http://www.parliament.uk/commons/lib/research/briefings/snpc-04909.pdf
Nail them up!
Can anybody do a short précis.
My body rebelled after the first few sentences.
Forget that, it’s below.
who said?
‘Ive enjoyed the company of the Browns, two people whom I have been proud to call friends for 12 years, and even more proud now to call Prime Minister and First Lady (even if Sarah cringes every time I call her that).
have spent more than a decade dining with Gordon Brown, arguing, joking, drinking and gossiping with him, and even discussing the finer points of microeconomics with him (very micro in my case).
So I would say I am in a better position than most to tell you what he is really like.
Some character trait facts first: he’s not a big drinker, has never taken drugs, doesn’t swear much but likes his footie.
He’s polite, even beguiling, to women, jokey with blokes, loyal to friends and family, and he can be surprisingly kind and sensitive.
He is much more charming off camera than on, and funnier too. I’ve not met many people who tell anecdotes like Gordon.
You’ll never guess who said this either?
Yawn…. I can see this coming a mile away go on then which fucking Tory said it?
Twat, You are so full of shit you should be round the bend.
Toyota have announced that they will be taking part in Formula 1 this year after all. They reckon they’ll be unstoppable.
Despite this, he remained resolutely uninterested in the trappings of high office – he still is. It would simply never cross his or Sarah’s mind to fleece their position for financial gain in the way the Blairs, especially Cherie, did.
can any one find out who said this?
We all know who said it.
We still don’t buy it.
‘ere Guido. Give it a rest with the meta conversations, self promotion and assorted bullshit.
If you want to blog, do so, stop boring us with this kak!
Please accept a full refund and fuck off.
You’ve refunded this guy ( sorry chap ) before. Don’t give him any more; he’ll just keep coming back.
Yep like liebour’s benefits-fuelled voting fodder, one hand always extended.
It’s called internalisation.
The bludgers will keep demanding more for doing less.
Best encapsulated in the phrase.
“What have you done for me lately?”
No gratitude, just a simmering discontent.
Remember if it costs nothing, its worth nothing! PS Does not apply to FREE things like Nature.
free things like carbon.
Your site was fresh and full of news once. Now its shameless self promotion and advertising.
Let your ego rest and go back to your roots.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_02/piersMOS1201_468x417.jpg
well worth a visit!
Only if you want to see Gordon lunging in for a drunken kiss with Piers.
Cameron is everything Gordon isn’t: he’s slick, posh, arrogant and a tad smarmy. Gordon is an ordinary man from an unprivileged background, who has overcome numerous adversities in his life.
My understanding is that Brown came from a middle class family. The middle class that he seems to be at war with now.
I myself came from a very poor working class family and worked hard to be able to pay enormous levels of tax for that lying, disloyal, cowardly, self obsessed arrogant bastard Brown to piss up against a wall.
If you really think that about that Jockanese fruit loop, you ought to be on medication yourself.
thought I’d let you know that it’s not what I think, but that Pierced Organ bloke who is doing that interview tomorrow.
You’re wrong.
Brown is just a lady’s front bottom.
That’s all there is to it. Really.
At least make something original up and don’t just cut ‘n’ paste excerpts from the Piers Morgan McTwat love-fest piece.
Various Labour insiders are now confirming things long rumoured about Brown; his temper, his bullying, his inability to listen to anybody’s criticism, however constructive. His record as Chancellor and PM isn’t good.
Cameron has his faults, and certainly has his critics (not least on this blog) but he does at least give the impression of being a more balanced human being. Whether he has the capacity to make a good PM remains to be seen, but if the choice is between Brown and Cameron as PM – well, check the polls…
That may well be true but he’s still a bloody useless Prime Minister though
I was watching The Daily Politics yesterday. The interviewees were saying things along the line of ‘people need to see that Gordon Brown is a human being with feelings.. blah, blah, effing blah).
No, you dicks. I want to know that the Prime Minister is honest and competent. I don’t give a monkey’s about his private life.
Gordon Brown is dishonest and utterly incompetent. I believe that he is also wicked to carry on when it is so clear that he could not organise a pissup in a brewery.
Brown has re invented most of the 1970′s at least the bad stuff. He will forver be remembered as the “Life on Mars” Prime Minister
How can the man who declared in parliament that he had saved the world, not be called arrogant?
I don’t recall Cameron making a similar claim.
Cameron does not seem to practice the sport of televised nasal mining either. Is this an advantage or disadvantage for Brown in your scale of comparisons?
Blair is everything Gordon isn’t: he’s slick, posh, arrogant and a tad smarmy.
Look how well that turned out.
Sincerity. When you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Just “a tad” smarmy? Look I am a pretty stright bloke and I hope you see me that way.
Problem is, I think everyone knew he was talking bullshit but they couldn’t resist being shafted. Well he never kissed me … and I like to be kissed before I’m fucked!
who has probably wrecked the UK beyond repair
Britain isn’t beyond repair, but it will be a long, hard slog to repair this much damage. Not quite as bad as the aftermath of WW2, but not far off.
Cameron is everything Gordon isn’t: and Gordon knows it.
Brown hates Cameron because he is jealous and feels inferior whenever the two are together.
Envious, maybe.
Jealous only if he believes that Cameron will usurp his crown as the Nemesis of the British.
Judging by Cameron’s wet, green, vacillating, true-blue-globalist credentials, the title’s up for grabs.
brown should feel inferior next to a dog turd!
Cameron is Tony Blair for a start
Brown is a control freak, a sociopath and is psychologically flawed.
That’s not just my opinion. It’s common knowledge in the political world.
Very well documented here…
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gordon-Brown-Prime-Minister-Bower/dp/000725962X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1266069543&sr=1-1
Did Brown conspire with Draper and Mc Bride to write his vile and scurrilous e mails before or after the English Roast dinner with the family?
I think we should be told.
Shouldn’t that read
…who has tried to overcome numerous self-inflicted adversities in his life – and failed miserably.
thats a paradox,self inflicted means he was succesful.
BBC Headline: “Major offensive targets Helmand”
Meanwhile Captain Sarcastic is heading for Fallujah and Second-Lieutenant Acrimonious arrives in Baghdad
I’ve ordered Gordon and Sarah to go on a charm offensive. The problem is they’re only following the second half of my instructions.
while Major Disaster is saving the world from the bunker
and should be introduced to Corporal Punishment.
Its part of the General Malaise of 10 Downing St
Gordon couldn’t Commander Pissupina_Brewery
It’s so good seeing all these anti-intellectual new labour troll around here. Either their number has doubled or the same poor twat is getting wrist ache and eye strain trying to keep up!
Still, can’t wait for the budget where Darling will announce how well the country is doing and how we can look forward to sunshine and roses after the election. What a load of poxy shite are the present government and its cretinous little followers. The sooner they are put out of our misery the better!!
more than one way to get wrist strain
They are used to getting wrist ache!
There will be no budget. The election will be called making the budget impossible to be held.
Go to the a-pac website and listen to Chris Monckton’s brilliant lecture on Global Warming to the Australian Press Club in Canberra. He totally destroys the credibility IPCC, Al Gore, the UN Panel on Climate Change and every global warmest who ever existed. He does this by contrasting factual empirical studies and measurements against the computer models so beloved by the warmests. It is so simple yet so profound. Anyone with an open mind who listens to this will never support the idea of ETS again.
Mr Phil Jones of the climate-gate latest pronouncement: “admitted some of his recent decades-old weather climate forecast data was not well enough organised”, hardly a recommendation of his empirical thoroughness.
He based some of his research on rural chinese weather stations but when challenged under FoI for more information, stated that he had since lost their locations and couldn’t now identify where they had been.
And pachauri that dodgy, railway engineer head of IPCC , has had to admit that, like alastairc. he is actually a writer of pornographic novels!
With a vested interest in carbon trading companies. The whole edifice is rotten to the core.
Would you like to invest your pornography in my spiffing new Green Bank?
If you buy my book not only you’ll develop nice hairy palms but your activities will help keep global population down. You know it’s the right thing to do.
piereced organ, got the sack for demeaning our soldiers I believe?
Daily Mirror false allegations
Alleged photographs of prisoner abuses by UK troops were published by the Daily Mirror within 48 hours of the breaking of the story of abuses by US troops in the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq.
General Sir Mike Jackson, Chief of the General Staff, said “if proven, the perpetrators are not fit to wear the Queen’s uniform and they have besmirched the Army’s good name and conduct”.
The authenticity of the photographs was called into question a day later. In particular, a number of specifics in the images, such as the type of rifles the soldiers in the pictures are carrying and the type of truck pictured did not match the equipment used by UK troops in Iraq. The Mirror responded to these criticisms of the photographs on May 3, 2004
On May 14, 2004, the Daily Mirror reported that the pictures it had published, allegedly showing UK troops abusing an Iraqi prisoner, were fake and that “the Daily Mirror has been the subject of a calculated and malicious hoax. The Daily Mirror editor, Piers Morgan, was sacked due to the controversy.
who hoaxed them?Eh Eh?
There was also the small matter of “alleged” insider dealing as I recall.
Don’t mention Viglen, whatever you do!
I told my wife this morning she’ll be spending most of Valentines Day in a “steam room”.
She got pretty excited until she realised the kettle is playing up again, and I was talking about the kitchen.
Go back to being David Cameron – his jokes are better
WTF ?
‘White Enclaves’ to receive re-education funding
You English people will yield to my Procrustean plans to foist multi-culturalism upon the country.
******BEFEHL IST BEFEHL******
Where there is initiative, we will Health & Safety it
Where there is goodwill, we will CRB check it
Where there is Community Spirit, we will multi-culturalise it
Where there is patriotism, we will demonise it
Where there are close-knit communities, we will ghettoise it
Where there is trust, we will Data Protect it,
Where there is national pride, we will ‘Human Rights’ it
Where there was once a great country, we shall destroy it
the asian economy is looking less third world. we will all be fucking off back soon.
Do they pay benefits ??
No.but they won’t be able to pay them here soon,better the devilish place you know what what
I read the article to my wife. Before I’d finished she shouted ” Enough! You’re making me ill”
I bet the 130 enclaves just coincidentally happen to be constituencies where ZNL are likely to loose votes to bee-n-pee
Translation;
Labour is using Government money to campaign against the B*P in the election period.
It will backfire horribly; just watch.
Slow today Moley
nice coincidence that the 12 million can be spent when the labour party is out of money and has an election to fight..
Aye laddie. It’s my scoTched earth policy.
More rich pickings from McImbecile’s stretched nostrils eh.
(Replay that video Mr F, its a helpful vote loser)
Gordon, as you know, is not a champagne socialist, so who said this? and apologies to those of you in liebours heartlands, who are struggling to cope in these very difficult times, with shops boarded up and jobs very hard to come by and where liebours votes can be guaranteed and just weighed.
“Shortly before he became PM, Gordon invited me to Downing Street for a drink. As he opened a bottle of champagne, he told a funny story involving a Cabinet colleague.”
With his father’s protection racket to provide income,he comes from the robber baron class.
We need an insider to take a peek next time you’re along side DC at the members ( pun intended ) urinals to see if he has any balls. Report back here in confidence. I think Wikileaks ( pun intended ) is still down.
So the Labour Spin Doctors think that a few tears shed on a cheesy chat show will make us forget that our economy is screwed beyond all recognition as a result of fiscal incompetence by one Gordon Brown. NOT IN MY NAME !!!!
As I said yesterday he is a maudlin, self-pitying, pathetic man.
He needs to learn some courage and fortitude from all those bereaved parents who are losing their sons in Afghanistan because he has failed to kit them out properly.
Even the BBC reporting that the MPs (Military Police) murdered by a Mob in Iraq were not properly equipped for the job they were sent to do, no sat-phone and insufficient ammunition.
I seem to recall that no-one knew they were actually in the vicinity either and that the paras rapid reaction force went in to rescue some of their own chaps who had got surrounded whilst trying to snatch a suspect by a mob and rescued them then pulled out back to base not realising that the “Redcaps” were nearby.
The “redcaps” were I believe on a “hearts and minds” visit and only equipped with sidearms not expecting trouble from what was prior to this regarded as a “safe” area and trouble was not expected from what had been prior to this incident
The Red Caps were hung out to dry, but it went a lot worse than expected.
The other red headwear users have a lot to answer for.
I can put a spark into him
Well said nell!
So your not Suusiiee then susie
alSuusiiee — for the oncology dept
The broadcast wasn’t aimed at anyone here. They know that’s a lost cause. But there are millions out there emoting over every celebrity tear shed. The X factor and Big Brother viewers will decide on Brown’s performance piece.
Even though from a few years ago, this critique of the X Factor is spot on.
…when they vote for him by text, no doubt.
Has Jonah been wishing the winter Olympics well?
He sent an official Good Luck message yesterday!!
Just walked into an accountants and was met by a pheasant in a suit and tie.
It was a professional fowl.
@ 1.41pm
will you please stop polluting this site with your jokes–my ribs are fed up with being tickled by your razor sharp wit
Why do all these crazy ideas dreamed up by labour think tanks seem to get such prominence on the BBC news.
Are trying to sublimely soften us up.
Sublime?
Doh – subliminally
Here’s why your luvvy darlings want a Tobin Transaction Poll Tax:
ello, ello, ello, can I see your Zoo Licence, Sir?
and the cost? A mere £350,000 for a charity which has been operating for 50 years
http://www.rochdaleobserver.co.uk/news/s/1192527_group_that_shut_down_bird_sanctuary_revealed
Corruptissima res publica, plurimae leges.
Cornelius Tacitus.
For just £15 a month you can help us to get rid of all the phoney charitys plaguing you.
For just ten pounds a month, you can sponsor a polar bear to savagely maul a Health and Safety inspector. Expect them to send you a thank-you letter, just as soon as they have evolved opposable thumbs.
Cameron’s drive to destroy Parliamentary Democracy.
Yet Cameron, with his modernising agenda, is insistent — and the shortlist in Surrey East reflects this vision for the party. There are three women and — just as importantly — the ‘holy trinity’ of one Muslim businessman, one black businessman and an openly gay man.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1250661/Mutiny-faithful-Tears-mayhem-resignations–scenes-key-Tory-constituency-rocked-David-Cameron.html#ixzz0fQnPIKQv
The Constituency chooses who represents them. The Party leader cannot properly choose a representative; that simply makes a sick joke of Parliamentary democracy.
If Cameron wants political correctness, he should be joining the Labour Party and working for the BBC.
Most of the rest of the world works for $1.00/day and they can build anything anyone else can build for that. It’s just a matter of time…
Slowest ship in the convoy, weakest link in the chain, etc., etc…
We need McGyver.
He can make a rocket launcher out of a paper clip.
We have McBroon.
He can make a pile of shit out of a once great country.
this is concerning
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23805589-cameron-plea-to-labour-supporters.do
do the things labour haven’t
keep the good things
hold the same values
WTF
Oh God. Someone really ought to tell Dave that this sort of talk can be damaging.
Let the staunch labour suppporters do what they will. They won’t win. Start listening, Dave and stop your mouth from running amok.
maybe Dave wants to loose the election?
Cameron is likely to be the new Ted Heath and this is 1972 not 1979
Ah good, at least we will get some decent music in the Album charts !
and LSD so I can space out untill 2029 when maybe anti gravity will be the new green
Next time sign it Concerned
Free TV licences? How about just abolishing the bloody thing. The UK is the only supposedly free country where you can go to prison for watching the TV.
I know a prison officer. I asked him had he ever felt any of the prisoners should be at liberty and he said, yes the one in jail for not having a TV license.
The BBC is now so corrupt and corpulent that, I believe, it should no longer be tax payer funded.
Welcome to musical politics.
When the music stops, everybody changes parties and votes for someone else.
All the Conservative voters go to UKIP.
Working Class Labour goes to B*P.
Middle Class Labour goes to the Conservatives.
Lib Dems stay where they are; confused, and not knowing which of the big boys they should fawn to.
Conservatives to win with 84 seat majority.
Labour to be completely destroyed.
Brown resigns on the Monday after the election.
Who replaces the monster? Now that is a question,but not of interest to many people.
Me,me,me !!
Rampaging mobs with machettes and ropes
9/4
Could you tell us what the odds for an 84 seat *guffaw* Conservative majority are?
Read the figures in this table and weep you dopey сunt. You’re so behind the curve it’s embarrassing.
http://politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2010/02/13/is-this-what-we-should-use-for-tonights-polls/
Andy Pandy/outcome/whatever the fuck your name is , stop talking bollocks and just post the odds on an 84 seat *guffaw* Conservative majority.
The odds on a Hung Parliament have, since my last post, been reduced from 9/4 to 2/1.
decimal please
I would like to say to anyone who still cares to listen that not only has Justice been done, but you lot have been too.
Last time I put my trust in lawyers. Although, then again, never been able to afford one anyway
Sam Gyimah beat Iain Dale to be candidate for Surrey East. Iain should stick to be an independent centre-right blogger. I am delighted for Sam. No doubt some will claim he is the beneficiary of positive discrimination, but Sam’s a very able guy and one of the nicest people you could meet.
he certainly has an impressive CV and stands head and shoulders above David Miliband who had never run anything in industry.
Impressive doing what? Just another of Dave’s A listers parachuted in over the head of local association members. What happened to Dave’s promise of pushing decision making down to the local level?
I’m so pleased for Sam Gyimah… he was one of the candidates for our constituency selection primary and came 3rd. Looked a good sort.
OMG! look that!
VuPt.me | free links
France 33: Ireland 10
Commiserations again to Ireland losing out to France in an international.
I hear that some in the Irish camp are already starting to complain about a hand-ball element in the first French try.
Allez les Blues!!
‘It’s a try!!!!!!!!!!!!’
No it bloody well isn’t, LARF!
I like that Bastareaud geezer! Solid as a brick shithouse.
Just watching our boys in Helmand,crap guns. Bet the yanks are blowing the shit out of them with 50 cals.Arm them Gorgon you twat
I think you may be the twat here. If we stopped invading other people’s countries and protected our own borders instead, we wouldn’t need the guns and wouldn’t be taking the casualties.
fuck off nancy.we had an empire till twats like you were born
must be why the Afghan War is going so well after almost a decade
fuckwit
Gays like you screaming about the ‘innocents’ clearly haven’t been to Afghanistan…..oh well soon enough those ruthless motherfuckers will have outbred the west and you know all about it then.
fuck off Blair
nobody believes warcriminal scum like you and your pal Campbell around here
go back to sucking the cock of Bush the retard
This is the Sixth Afgan war we have been involved in, in less then 150 years.
When are these trouble making bastard going to learn.
Don’t take the piss out of our women our beer or our religion.
If you do you will be slapped
Oh looks like Ashley has been a naughty boy again !
I am going to take my imaginery dog buster out for a walk. Then I am going to make myself an imaginary bacon roll. I will then think up some imaginery policy to get this country out of this mess I have created. Until then, I want you all to behave and vote for me. I created this fucking mess so it is only right that I clean up the mess. This will take five years, if you have an ounce of compassion you will vote for me.
Thank you
Gordon Brown.
You sound a bit down Gor d en, was trying to win friday nights euro millions lottery jackpot, to boost the public purse, your last roll of the dice?
http://www.michaelyon-online.com/
michaelyon is with our lads in Afghanistan as they battle and die through IED’s!!!
gordon?? he’s entertaining piers morgan and friends with champagne in drowning street in anticipation of a hung parliament!!! ( Dream On!)
bobanitbustinagut, postman pat, hoon and militwit are in a curry house somewhere, plotting about how to overthrow the failed gordon after the next election!!
Which one of them gives a toss about our lads dying in Afghanistan for lack of equipment????
and call me Dave is out there disarming IED’s with his teeth while calling for an end to the slaughter
if only Brown had invested in those invulnerability hats Dave plans to buy the troops to stop all the crange after he gets in
two wrongcocks don’t make a right
Dave and Brown are both warmongering idiots for supporting this continuing carnage
Turnip.
This is a very complicated war. It is UN security council mandated and furthermore it is NATO as the US invoked the treaty clauses.
It is, of course, nuts, but it is a fact. Do you think the German public want their troops there, or the French?
The prime duty of any British Government is to make 110% sure that the military have everything they need as a priority above health, benefits, education or expenses, and to do everything to get the hell out.
Name me one party with even the remotest chance of electoral power who have adopted a naive troops out now whine.
I want the army out as soon as possible, but am realistic enough to realise that a ‘break’ with NATO and Obama would result. This would overturn the entire western security structure and create enormous difficulties.
Meanwhile our troops are getting on with it.
Respect that dilemma.
sorry chum but choosing between keeping diplomatic nicities between Obama and supporting a quagmire with no end in sight killing more UK troops and civilians day after day to support one of the most corrupt Governments in the world for no good reason, isn’t a choice at all
Other Governments have pulled their troops out and we will have to sooner or later whether you like it or not
I say sooner and I say now
thanything else is P.R. and propaganda for the warmongers and idiots to swallow
we pulled out of Iraq we’ll pull out of Afghanistan
I’m happy not to have the blood of dead UK troops and civilians on my conscience just to make Brown, Obama or Cameron look good
I don’t give a fuck if Brown or Cameron don’t support troops out now
they were catastrophically wrong about Iraq and they are just as wrong about Afghanistan
If we don’t settle Afghanistan we can enjoy an arc of hostile nuclear states from China’s borders to Iran.
Let me tell you for most of my life, the possibility of nuclear war was the dark cloud hanging over us all… Gorbachev, Thatcher and Reagan lifted that from our shoulders and I don’t want to go back there.
oh for fucks sake
we surely aren’t desperate enough for Nuclear scaremongering already are we ?
It’s like the bullshit about WMD never happened
and what exactly does ‘settle’ mean? 5 more years of pointless slaughter ? 10 ? 20 ? and for what?
Obama and Brown are already saying the next brilliant ‘scheme’ is to try and bribe the Taliban in the one of the most corrupt countries in the world. So this madness and idiocy show no sign of stoping
Afghanistan has as much chance of gaining Nuclear Weapons as Haiti
If the US and UK wan’t to invade Pakistan then I’ll be amused at the reaction but the fact is Pakistan is still ostensibly an ally and a functioning state
Afghanistan isn’t, hasn’t been for years and the Afghan War is what destabalised Pakistan so much in the first place
China holds the US debt and Iran can bluster all it likes but they still don’t have a Nuke and are unlikely to for years if not decades
oh for fucks sake
we surely aren’t desperate enough for Nuclear scaremongering already are we ?
It’s like the bullshit about WMD never happened
and what exactly does ’settle’ mean? 5 more years of pointless slaughter ? 10 ? 20 ? and for what?
Obama and Brown are already saying the next brilliant ’scheme’ is to try and bribe the Taliban in the one of the most corrupt countries in the world. So this madness and idiocy show no sign of stopping
Afghanistan has as much chance of gaining Nuclear Weapons as Haiti
If the US and UK wan’t to invade P*k*stan then I’ll be amused at the reaction but the fact is P*k*stan is still an ally and a functioning state
Afghanistan isn’t, hasn’t been for years and the Afghan War is what destabalised P*k*stan so much in the first place
China holds the US debt and Iran can bluster all it likes but they still don’t have a Nuke and are unlikely to for years if not decades
I understand your position, the war makes all of our political establishment look bad, but would point out that the lives being lost in Afghanistan are not on your conscience, but outrage your sense of morality. Mine too.
NATO is a contract in international law.
The UN mandate is a fact. Britain is on the Security Council and the operation was voted in full security council session and has been renewed.
There is no violation of international law.
I believe the campaign to ‘nation build’ is misguided, but is not illegal.
The choice you would support would lead to isolation and break up the security structures which brought us in Britain an unparalled period of relative peace including periods when in some years no British lives were lost anywhere (except Ireland) to be replaced after 65 years by what.
We are in for a very, very insecure half century as our Western power declines relatively and absolutely.
We could unilaterally call it a day now. God, I wish we could.
But a defeat now would have appalling consequences.
Bin Laden’s wildest dreams have been fulfilled. And his unknown deputies and disciples will not give up if we leave.
It’s that bad.
It’s not party political but a national dilemma. Iraq was illegal, we could pull out without the break up of NATO. Afghanistan, tragically, is the opposite.
We are in a dilemma.
Look when we were carpet bombing the shit out of them you all complained,not fair.we could have wiped the fuckers off the face of the earth but no you wanted to protect the civvies.They are the Huhnes now planting the IED’s civvie you see me taliban you don’t.Come back Chuchill you war mongerin twat your dearly missed.
Since when would pulling out of Afghanistan destroy NATO?
Which new justifiction is this we are on now ? the fifth ? tenth ?
NATO was a bulwark against the Eastern block and is much as it has any real purpose anymore it is firmly in the area of those former Soviet States who want to join or don’t
The Afghan War was given some legal justification with the NATO involvement some nine years ago but the idea that we don’t have the Sovereign Power to withdraw our troops because NATO countries were involved in it is ludicrous
Canada, Finland and the Netherlands have either pulled troops out or set withdrawal dates. Other countries, such as Denmark, Italy, Germany, Norway and Sweden, say they will maintain current troop levels but have no immediate plans to increase them. Only Britain and Turkey made significant increases, and Turkey, a Muslim country, has committed noncombat personnel only and did so with an eye on EU membership
fuck off tat you rabid foaming at the mouth grandad
It’s touching that you are trolling this blog accusing all and sundry of being thick as thieves because you miss sucking the bellend of your boyfriend here so much…
But if you would be so kind as to take your pitiful whining to whatever weird gaysex website you and thick as thieves usually go trolling on then that would be most helpful and prevent you from continually making such an enormous fool of yourself in public as you ar doing right now.
Afghanistan is a military mincing machine.
We, the British, at the height of Imperial power fought three wars in Afghanistan.
Of these wars it could be argued that we lost one and won two of them. But a more critical analysis would be that we lost all three – since at the conclusion of each war we withdrew from Afghan territory (On one occasion having to bribe “safe passage” in a bloody withdrawal out to the safety of India). India in contrast became became part of the British Empire at the conclusion of hostilities.
At the time of the Soviet Invasion, Western Historians to a man were wont to state that Afghanistan had never been conquered, and that defeat for the Soviets would be inevitable.
The Soviets ended up bribing the Afghans for safe passage from Afghanistan after what was called the Soviet Vietnam.
What the hell are we doing in Afghanistan?
Did all the so-called military advisers suffer historical amnesia?
I support the British Forces wherever they are but give them a war that is winnable and the weapons to do it with.
And let’s bribe our way out, with cash and compromise (or whatever else is necessary) before we suffer massive casualties, rather than wait, as we and the Soviets did in the past, until after great losses to our armed forces.
And what of the leaders of the Taliban, and perhaps even Bin Laden?
Should we leave them in power?
There is a lesson to be learned from Afghan history,. The Afghans conquered vast areas of India, modern Pakistan was conquered from the Hindus by Afghans. The Afghans make superb soldiers but once they have succeeded in their military objective they murder the leader who made it possible. They then fall apart and Afghanistan reverts to state of civil war. This has happened time and time again.
Read a few history books, the Imperial British experience in Afghanistan produced some excellent analyses of Pathan strengths and weaknesses in particular.
I wish those British Forces in Afghanistan all the luck in the world, for God’s sake I have many friends in the Army and Airforce, but it’s a case of “Lions sent by Donkeys” in a “War on the Cheap”. And War in Afghanistan will never be cheap.
Latest Con Res poll:
CON 40%(+2), LAB 29%(-2), LDEM 21%(+2).
Tories surging ahead again! Bye, Bye Brown!
11%
hung parliament territory still
though Brown is going hung Parliament or not
Labour will dump him like a hot turrd after the election
The Lib Dems under Nick Clegg are going to lose a shed load of seats. Dont be taken in by the Lib Dem internet ramping.
how is merely noting the point differential Lib Dem ‘ramping’?
the Lib Dems have been hovering at or about 20 for ages now
chances are their vote won’t change much nor will their seat count
they have a core vote same as the Conservatives same as Labour
Er….no, not hung Parliament if you run it through the Andy Cooke filter which takes account of regional variations. 11% would give a 100 + majority. Do keep up.
Oh and while we’re here, ComRes are still asking dodgy questions to skew it Labours way. Don’t these twats ever learn?
“I would discuss the non-voting questions in detail but frankly they are a nonsense. The statement “David Cameron is a slick salesman but I worry about what he is like underneath” had 56% agreeing to 36% disagreeing. That’s a leading question if ever I saw one. The same goes for the 50-43% split on “Gordon Brown having a warm side“.
Come on ComRes – you can do better than that.”
Mike Smithson.
dodgy q’s are self delusion.it won’t matter a shit come marking X day
if I run it through my bollox filter 11% would give the Conservatives a 20,000 majority with 11%
the polls are what matters and if you think Cameron is pleased with them you are woefully out of touch
Fuck off tat you ignorant сunt, you know fuck all about polls. The latest is that Dave would still get a majority on 5%. If you’re just going to take notice of national polls and not what’s happening in the marginals, then you’re just a dumb fuck…..so no change there then.
Fuck off yourself you stupid wanker
I’m not tat so no surprise you are as wrong about that as you are about everything else
Dave won’t get a majority on a 5% majority no matter what you have been smoking or whatever bullshit filter you put it through fucknuts
Overall five of the six big polls gave an accurate result within their margin of error before the 2005 election
Taking the average of all six, the share of the vote for Labour was 37.6% (actual share 36%), Conservatives 32% (33%) and Lib Dems 22.6% (23%)
There’s a reason all 3 Parties invest heavily in polling and if you think marginals seats were somehow just invented in the past couple of years you just confirm your twatty idiocy
5% lead obviously *typo
“The results look staggering. A lead of 5 points – according to these assumptions – could result in a Tory majority! Six points and it’s practically in the bag.
It looks too good to be true for the Conservatives. But the entire distortion currently in the system has accumulated due to factors that are going into reverse And the majority of that accumulated electoral advantage is in the seats with majorities between 0-15% – the very seats that will form the key battleground.”
Perhaps you had better inform polling experts PB.Com, as they’ve obviously missed something.
BTW tat, how is your prediction going that Postman Pat would lead Labour into a hung parliament triumph? You said then that if they didn’t ditch Brown they’d be dead meat. Shame you didn’t stay with that, you utter shit head.
“The results look staggering”
“It looks too good to be true for the Conservatives.”
because IT IS dumbfuck
since when did the Politicalbetting blog become the supreme experts ??
how many national polls are they responsible for implementing and for how many elections ?
It’s a blog run by some former Beeboid Journo and LibDem councilor so your naive faith in it’s infallability is hilariously touching
But then you are still so fucking moronic you think this is tat
Look chump, it’s not as if we’re arguing about which is best, apples or oranges is it? Just get your arse back here in May, so you can be held up in the ridicule you so richly deserve.
Now fuck off.
Dont get over excited, forget the polls Cameron is going to loose outright. He’s a fucking moron who’s destroying the Conservative party and in the process handing Brown an outright election victory.
Who seriously wants a fat slob like Eric Pickles representing Britain at an EU conference eating all the pies and continually breaking wind.
Its a horrible thought. Just think of the size of the skidmarks.
you’re arguing that some former councillor and Beeboids blog knows better than all the polls and the Party Leaders who trust them
because you are a clueless dildo
I’ll be here to rub your nose in you’re nutty ‘Dave will get a majority with 6%’ bullshit, don’t you worry
So Fuck off yourself you pathetic little cun’t
Yeah OK, the most successful political blog in the UK is wrong and you are right. You always were a deluded cretin tat. Glad to see you’re keeping up the tradition.
I ordered a blow up doll and said i want it to be as real as possible; it cost me a fucking fortune and gave me a dose.
“Yeah OK, the most successful political blog in the UK is wrong”
NOW you are finally getting it
it’s a fucking BLOG you tit
run by some failed Beeboid Lib Dem council worker
the polls are staffed by thousands have a turnover of Millions have been running for decades and cost Cameron and Brown a small fortune hiring them for private polling and election strategising
You’re certifiable if you think Cameron or Brown’s strategists give blogs more than cursory attention because in the real world the polls are what matters
Oh the fuck is tat?
Ever heard of Angus Reid fucko? It’s probably showing the Tories on a more substantial lead because it doesn’t ask skewed questions like ComRes, or is owned by the Baroness of Ashton’s husband, so don’t hold the pollsters up as paragons of virtue ‘cos they ain’t, they’re bought and paid for. And if what you say is right, why isn’t The Prime Mincer calling a March election as you predicted he would not so long ago, tat brain?
You know, this blog hasn’t been the same without you making a complete tit of yourself, so welcome back.
look you pig ignorant massively stupid shit for brains fuckwit
I
am
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Now I’ll give you a few minutes for that to sink in, but considering how much of a submental fuckwit you have made yourself look already by holding up some twatty Beebiod Lib Dum council workers blog as the infallible voice of political truth already, You’ll probably need a few hours before you realise how embarrassingly stupid you are making yourself look by being so hilariously wrong about this
tat was banned
if I was tat Guido would know far better than you, you piss drinking shitweasel
look you pig ignorant massively stupid shit for brains fuckwit
I
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Now I’ll give you a few minutes for that to sink in, but considering how much of a submental fuckwit you have made yourself look already by holding up some twatty Beebiod Lib Dum council workers blog as the infallible voice of political truth already, You’ll probably need a few hours before you realise how embarrassingly stupid you are making yourself look by being so hilariously wrong about this
tat was banned
if I was tat Guido would know far better than you, you piss-swallowing shit-weasel
OK, I’ll answer my own question shall I, seeing as you have reverted to that age old diversionary tactic of name calling so beloved of the typical scoundrel that you are? If brown wouldn’t call an election when he was in the lead by 7 points (according to the polls of he time) in 2007, what chance is there of him calling a March election when he is 11% behind?
Suck that one up shit face.
What fucking planet are you on you mentalist headbanger ?
Who the fuck said anything about a March election ?????
You need to go and have a nice lie down in a dark room before you blow a gasket, so you can mumble to yourself in peace by asking and answering all your own nuttily irrelevant questions
Do you know why Brown didn’t call that election in 2007? Because he knew the national polls were utter bollocks, and that he would lose heavily. As I said, you know fuck all about the polls, so fuck off and get an education sonny. Brown is gonna lose this election big time.
You seriously know next to nothing about politics and amusingly keep proving with every batshit insane ill informed post you make son.
Brown didn’t have an Election then because he bottled it.
He had Cabinet Ministers saying call it and some who said don’t.
He printed leaflets and was ready to go.
What happened ?
Osborne made his Conference speech and said the Conservatives would cut Inheritance tax and the polls went south so he dithered and thought he could turn the polls around in the medium term
Then his Banking Catastrophe hit and that was all she wrote.
Everyone knows this apart from an ignorant little twat like you.
Brown is going to lose.
But Cameron is still in hung Parlaiment territory and time is running out.
Oh dear, there you go again with the hung parliament bollocks. I’ve just comprehensively trashed your argument, and everybody knows Brown is going to lose heavily, and yet you carry on in your delusion. There really is no helping some people. You’ll just have to learn through experience I suppose. Be here in May for a good fucking kicking butt fuck.
As much point using reasoned argument on you as there is on using it on a psychotic vagrant screaming at a lampost.
You’re an ignorant twatty shit for brains utterly clueless about politics.
You don’t even understand what you’re typing or reading any more.
You need to take a few minutes to wipe the foam and spittle from your mouth and keyboard.
What part of ‘Brown will lose’ was too confusing for your feeble little sponge of a brain ?
Hilarious.
Will There Be A Hung Parliament In The Next UK General Election?
Yes – 7/4
PaddyPower Political betting
No overall majority – 9/4
Do you really think that because little Georgie Osborne changed the Inheritance Tax to benefit a few thousand people that the British people suddenly decided to vote Tory in their droves? What a fucking retard. It’s because Labours own internal polling showed, and are still showing, that the Tories will get a healthy majority. It’s not fucking rocket science is it shit for brains? The spread betting markets are still showing the money is on for a 50 seat Tory majority, you sad,sad fuck.
here, educate yourself courtesy of Andrew Rawnsley, before you fall twitching from your keyboard in a heap of screaming wailing petulance
Let’s pay a brief visit to that misty place, the recent past. It is just over two years ago and the Conservative party is in Blackpool for its 2007 conference. The Tories smell of panic as they gather in the decayed baroque of the Winter Gardens. Gordon Brown is on honeymoon with the voters. Labour has an election-winning advantage in the polls. Senior Conservatives are shaking in their boxer shorts that the prime minister will dash to the country and leave them crushed for the fourth election in a row. Some members of the shadow cabinet seriously think David Cameron will no longer be Tory leader by Christmas.
On the first morning of the conference, all eyes are on his friend, George Osborne. The young shadow chancellor gets to his feet, reaches into his hat and pulls out a pledge that only millionaires will pay inheritance tax under a Tory government. He claims that he can find the money by introducing a new levy on the “non-doms”. His figures look a bit ropey, but the politics are sharp. A tax cut for British citizens paid for by unpopular wealthy foreigners: it’s a great trick.
Labour scorns him in public and is deeply rattled in private. The Tory pledge plays well in the marginals. Labour’s poll lead shrinks. Gordon Brown bottles having an election. He orders Alistair Darling to produce cuts to inheritance tax to compete with the Tories, but this makes the government look like pathetic copycats. His dazzling coup wins for George Osborne the huge gratitude of his leader and his party. At the Spectator’s parliamentary awards that year, the shadow chancellor is given the coveted title of politician of the year.
Fuckwit
You obviously don’t understand the nuances of politics at the moment dumb ass.
The hung parliament paradox.
http://www1.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2010/02/12/could-we-see-the-hung-parliament-paradox/
“Gordon Brown has a warm side”…only because he has shat his pants so often or after the elephant visits.
Grasshopper.Is 2 eyes in one socket a cyclops?
Parliament and the state as a whole lied about expenses, a Lisbon Treaty referendum, wars, immigration, man-made global warming and just about everything else under the sun.
On that record, logic alone suggests that the result of the next General Election is already fixed; and that where the Xs go on the ballot papers will be irrelevant.
“We pledge to let 3 million immigrants into the UK.” Oh dear, didn’t we put that into any of our manifesto pledges? Must have been an oversight.
New YouGov poll out will show the Tories extending their lead.
Tories 43%
Labour 30%
Lib Dems 14%
Yougov if you want to. We all know that Peter Kellner is the husband of the vile, unelected High Representative of the EUSSR Baroness Ashton
I know that one,she was at Upolland Grammar School,never got asked to dance though.
And she’s been out for revenge on the rest of us ever since it seems.
Gorgon take note
David Cameron take note
Never paid the poll tax, not a penny!
Just went deeper underground.
4 quid a time for the tube it would have been cheaper paying the tax
And the Circle Line gets very boring after a week or two
I hear that some mad mullahs have issued a religious fatty wa forbidding their lot from going through the body scanners.
Wonder how we will cope with that one,dispensation heading our way?.
Fine. They don’t fly then. It’s a win-win.
Hope your right but don’t bank on it,some excuse will be dredged up.
we protest
What about letting them out without body scanning, but insisting on it for coming back in?
Snap didn’t see yours but on the same wavelength.
Sorry.
We’re all M*slims now!
Print out the article:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1250616/Muslims-warned-airport-body-scanners-violate-Islamic-rules-nudity.html
and wave it at the scanner police.
Claim to be a Muslim, refuse to be scanned, the law is equal for all!
Jew Hating Lib Dem sacked:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8513662.stm
Silly old bat.
See that some mad mullahs have issued a religious fatty wa forbidding their lot from going through the body scanners,against their religion apparently.
Well that didn’t take long,dispensation on the way by the looks of it.
Obviously those wearing Burkas or carrying bombs will not be made to go thro’ the body scanners.
Simples.
Next problem please.
But I thought they were the one’s who are supposed to be carrying the bombs, or am I being UnPC?
This would be a typical NuLabour decision. Throw millions at a problem, but exclude from it the very group that is statistically most likely to be the ones caught. And all because it is ‘ non pc ‘ to profile. Result is money wasted for no gain. Should be on NuLabours gravestone. For they have mastered it.
Then they don’t fly and should stay at home. I’m in favour of that.
So lets get this right. All of us are going to be subjected to more stringent and invasive security checks at airports except the very people most likely to carry out these atrocities. Have I got this right or am I missing the point ??????
Greek bailout ref:- Articles 123 & 125, Just what would be the definition of an unusual occurrence in terms of a country being mismanaged financialy,its hardly a sudden disaster.
Keh
Can I just say that I am not terribly impressed by the comments made on this site? If this is the face of modern conservatism, then I might as well pack up now and return to Kenya.
Since when did references to the genitalia of senior politicians ever win votes?
I don’t like Gordon Brown any more than the next man, but I do not feel the need to discuss his penis in an uncomplimentary manner.
OK then come up with some compliments about his dick.
OK then come up with some compliments about his dick.
I would imagine that his ‘dick’, as you put it, is of average size and flaccid most of the time. But that is not the point. Political commentary should not need references to penises, erections, butts, foreclosure or masturbation.
It’s sunday,have a day off.
Yes, and even advertisements should be legal, decent, honest and truthful.
So where does that leave your average Parliamentarian compared with a) an ad man; and b) the ripest scrote posting here?
A good woman is like a good pub.
Liquor in the front and poker in the back
Can I say that I totally agree with Peter Oborne and that this is exactly the kind of thing that brings down the tone of the debate.
Are you really David Cameron? I doubt it and if you are, then you know as well as I that this kind of reprehensible nonsense will lead everyone to think that modern conservatism is as bad as modern New Labourism.
Let us not slip into their ways:-
The only way to deal with this is corporal punishment. Sorry but its a fact.
Please don’t be silly.
It very obviously is not David Cameron.
A lot of the posts on here are put on by agents to poison the threads; haven’t you noticed?
“agents”
ROFL!!
To woo To wit
darn them poison threads
stupid boy..call matron
Thing is Peter that this blog is rather like a good pub. It succeeds but you can’t say why. Guido knows this and like a good publican leaves well alone.
I have had 2 of my comments picked up from here and repeated in the Telegraph and also probably read by MPs; I could nnever have such an influence elsewhere.
It’s early days and I predict that gradually this Blog will edit itself.
AI is me
More Lies from the “Warmists” http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20100213/tsc-uk-climate-seas-011ccfa.html
Just booked a table for me and the missus for Valentines, I’ve a feelin shes not gonna like it, she hates snooker!
Some people just don’t fucking get it. There will not be a hung parliament.
If folk continue to believe that the ‘underclass’, or ‘scum’ as i like to call them, are actually going to get out from under their sticky beige duvets, walk down their dog shit covered and fag butt strewn stairs, still wearing the tracksuit they had on yesterday and walk to a polling station to vote, then they are fucking mental.
Labour are desperately counting on the spacktard generation to keep them in power.
Aint gonna happen, because scum aren’t politicised. You would have to pay them cash.
Tory victory.
You do know that tat, the hung parliament obsessive, is currently hanging about this blog like a bad smell? Expect consequences…..
he’s not here fuckwit
though I am impressed by “Expect consequences…..”
Hahahahahhahaha!! what? from a shitsmear like you? Riiiiight
if only that hadn’t been written by a twatty little weed hiding behind his keyboard it might have almost been a threat
I rest my case for the prosecution m’lud.
It still ain’t thick as pigshit stupid
Mo matter how much you try and weasel about it
You just can’t help yourself can you tat you poor sod? Always got to have the last word.
Disagree. They will all be voting by post. 100% for NuLab (even the dead ones) and they wont have to lift a finger.
Voting by post will be too complicated.
If it was voting with an 0845 number (or such like), then yes.
The point is that in some constituencies, it isn’t necessarily the voters that fill in the postal votes……alledgedly.
please save us half of them couldn’t fill in their address
round here it’s the pj’s they go the shops in
since when did the pollsters poll the underclass?
if only these taxpayer scounging scum would fuck off to another country
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1250647/10-000-City-bankers-hit-1m-jackpot-Grotesque-payouts-set-double.html
10,000 City bankers hit £1m jackpot: ‘Grotesque’ payouts are set to double
Up to 10,000 City bankers are in line for pay packages of more than £1million, thanks to super-size bonuses, experts said yesterday.
Banker’s bonuses.
I couldn’t give a tupenny wank.
After seeing Dancing On Wheels this week, I can’t help thinking anything goes. So who thinks “Dancing With Epilepsy” is a good idea?
Set off a strobe light and watch them go!
befor anyone comes up with in a bath and throw your washing in we’ve heard it
Not funny.
But Gordon Brown and Alastair Campbell, accompanied by Ultravox in Strictly Celebrity Come Dancing with Tears In My Eyes would be a laugh
no surprise there that you are an apologist for those taxpayer scroungers
you just as happy to let the taxpayer scounging MPs off the hook too?
Mongbleat, you really love to suck the custard out of my rants.
No, i wouldn’t let taxpayer scrounger MP’s off the hook, i would have them kneecapped.
Now have a drink, roll a fat one, anything.
Good point. This would be a persistent sampling bias that they would have to address. You might wish to note that ‘Social Class E’ is the term they prefer to ‘underclass’, though.
Labourwipeout and the c unts know it thus the Twilight of the Gods TV this weekened !!!!!!
Agreed – you can bet that the majority of people who say they are voting Tory will do so, they will rush to the polling station with a spring in their step and mutter ‘fuck you Brown’ on the way out.
Those that say they will vote Labour will probably not bother, lazy dumb shits that they are, most of them are probably not registered.
Polls are shit – say it looks closer between Labour and Tory – the percentages on paper may show that Jaqui Smith, Margaret Moran, Henry Cohen’s seats are safe – but in reality those seats will be a bloodbath.
The day after the election the talk will be ‘how did the pollsters get it so wrong’.
Cherie Blair died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said Cherie, “Who’s clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Whose clock is that?”
“That’s George Washingtons’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that he only told 2 lies in his entire life.”
Cherie asked, “Where’s Tony’s clock?”
“Ahhh – Tony’s clock is in my office. I’m using it as a desk fan.”
hello tat
Doesn’t seem like Tat to me. Tat never did grammar or punctuation.
This piece is well above average, apart from the odd ‘who’s’ when ‘whose’ is meant. I would say it’s some way from Tat’s ‘original English’ style.
But then of course he could be cleverly disguising his proseself.
fuck off tat
Labour wnat to introduce a 10% death tax:
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5774188/sunday-papers-to-say-labour-is-considering-a-10-percent-death-tax.thtml
not much point staying in the UK if taxes keep going up like this
Why worry if its a death tax you’ll be dead.
Dad told me a story the other day about the way taxes work
8 guys go for dinner and decide to split the £100 bill according to how much they earn. It is agreed the poorest 4 should pay nothing, one rich guy chips in £52 and the three middle-class guys pay £16 each.
The following week, the restauranteur gives them a break, and knocks £10 off the bill (a tax cut). The poorest 4 still pay nothing, the rich guy chips in £45 and the middle-class guys pay £15 each.
Outside the restaurant, as the poor guys disappear down the street, the middle-class guys question why the rich guy is now £7 better off, whilst they only saved £1. In the ensuing scuffle, the rich guy is left battered and bruised.
One week later, however, the rich guy turns up as usual, after all he is still £7 a week better off.
This is what happens when taxes go down.
When taxes go up, therefore, you can expect that the rich guy will not turn up for dinner.
Green is a bit crap to so down with green.God I’m fucking bored
the bullshit propaganda on more4 re the queen.I was a prole in the 80′s.It never entered my head that she was on a million while I was on on 25 quid.Most miners I know thought it was Thatcher who was the fucking enemy not Liz,and that scots fucking yank she imported. So get this Liz, i know you read this blog,you were out of touch and they lied to you. God save our Liz and fuck you commie bastards in gov.
Most miners thought Thatcher was the enemy when in reality it was Scargill. He did them up a kipper moving into a massive house in the middle of the strike while his misguided members starved. Ee by heck you had to be a silly bugger to be a miner in those days.
Arthur Scargill Arthur Scargill,mm yeah we were pretty dumb
Correct the enemy always was Scargill. he refused the miners a vote. He was a fucking dictator and the whole mobster culture of the miners union made sure he got his way. That is the truth about the miners strike.
At least he got fixed up as boss of the very well financed Miners Pension Fund, along with his son.
All the TV interviews showed him outside a standard semi, when in facy he owns rather a lot of fine property. Socialism pays.
Scargill was a NWO Bilderberg stooge set up to provide the excuse to smash the workers uprising. Even now,he is to be found holidaying on Nat’s yacht hobnobbing with the other class traitor Mandelson. Vote Socialist Revolutionary Workers Party,hang the bankers and death to Conservatives.
And here was me thinking he was just a fucking idiot.
Ditto the dockers union
Death to the conservatives,the labour conservatives.The unlabour party.
yeah right on nats yacht..what helping prescott serve the drinks
As an aside the Telegraph are reporting
…the amazing news that
“£50m of Government’s international aid budget spent in the UK ” – things like “The Arcola Theatre Production Company in east London has received £241,500 over three years to set up a Capoeira youth performance group. ”
Still if you are dead set on using immigration to socially engineer the country you have to follow through don’t you?
March election, its on the cards, why ? Well because the quarterly figures for April wont be as good as the ones we have just had( even though hey are shit) and the latest surge in Afganisthan has been stage managed to show a “victory” when it is nothing of the sort ie tell the enemy you are coming, causing them to retreat temporality, also put out fake news reports that there will be massive casualties , and you march in , not much resistance , claiming victory. They then regroup and hit you again but tht for later in the year. Vote Labour( thats if you are a fuckwit ).
Vote Conservative (that’s if you’re a deluded fuckwit if you think much will change)
Too many ‘ifs’ old chap. You might be suffering from Soshalist ‘If Delusion’.
Check out If you feel the same tomorrow and call NHS Direst.
Vote Tory and make Gordon Brown cry. That’s more than enough for me.
Vote Tory and make UKIP cry. That’s more than enough for me.
Yeah, I’ll go with that as well.
Vote Tory and get Tony Bliar again. That’s far too much for Britain.
Yeah whatever.
What we need is a man’s man leading the country with the balls to implement tough immigration policies.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/7223365/Silvio-Berlusconi-says-immigrants-not-welcome-but-beautiful-girls-can-stay.html
Burlusconi is a fucking legend.
no chance bet on may the 6th
Isn’t it about time we accepted that if New Labour can do torture, then at the very least we are allowed to bring back corporal punishment?
The iredeemably badly behaved children get threatened with a visit from Balls and Brown.
Far worse than six of the best.
Tony’s dream hasn’t died just because New Labour haven’t achieved it. It’s still alive with the New Conservative Party. I believe there is a third way……
New labour have been torturing us for the past 12 years or so
New Liebour – the party that gave you citizens like Karen Matthews…..
Thatcher gave us Thompson and Venables. And the boy Mark.
and the murderers of baby Peter.
Shed some real tears, Mr. Brown. Not the stage-managed crocodile tears for the camera and your great friend and disgraced Daily Mirror editor, Piers Organ.
I wish tat would fuck off who does he think he’s fooling hiding under new names.
What a dick head.
Said the cripple.
tat didn’t double space or do punctuation Try Suicide/Anonymous.
Answering your own posts with one of tat’s catchphrases only emphasises how much of a lunatic you are.
I think they’ve fallen for the old double bluff routine,boss. Now for the Pas de Calais landing coordinates.
Gordon Brown in tears again as leading economists pronounce his economic policies dead wrong.
Those “leading economists” are all Conservatives.
You cannot cut your way out of recession. Only stimulation can resurrect the economy.
“the economists insist they are non-partisan”
One of those who signed the letter is the Labour Peer Lord Desai. Most of the others are independents. They are not under instruction from Central Office. They are simply economists who worry about this country and the terrible problem of our enormous deficit. You should be worried too.
George Soros, the major funder of the Open Society Institute and Center for American Progress and the Democracy Alliance, said the other day that Britain is in the worst state of all the major 20 economies.
YOU CANNOT GO ON BORROWING FOREVER!
The letter in full:
UK economy cries out for credible rescue plan.
It is now clear that the UK economy entered the recession with a large structural budget deficit. As a result the UK’s budget deficit is now the largest in our peacetime history and among the largest in the developed world.
In these circumstances a credible medium-term fiscal consolidation plan would make a sustainable recovery more likely.
In the absence of a credible plan, there is a risk that a loss of confidence in the UK’s economic policy framework will contribute to higher long-term interest rates and/or currency instability, which could undermine the recovery.
In order to minimise this risk and support a sustainable recovery, the next government should set out a detailed plan to reduce the structural budget deficit more quickly than set out in the 2009 pre-budget report.
The exact timing of measures should be sensitive to developments in the economy, particularly the fragility of the recovery. However, in order to be credible, the government’s goal should be to eliminate the structural current budget deficit over the course of a parliament, and there is a compelling case, all else being equal, for the first measures beginning to take effect in the 2010-11 fiscal year.
The bulk of this fiscal consolidation should be borne by reductions in government spending, but that process should be mindful of its impact on society’s more vulnerable groups. Tax increases should be broad-based and minimise damaging increases in marginal tax rates on employment and investment.
In order to restore trust in the fiscal framework, the government should also introduce more independence into the generation of fiscal forecasts and the scrutiny of the government’s performance against its stated fiscal goals.
Tim Besley, Sir Howard Davies, Charles Goodhart, Albert Marcet, Christopher Pissarides and Danny Quah, London School of Economics;
Meghnad Desai and Andrew Turnbull, House of Lords;
Orazio Attanasio and Costas Meghir, University College London;
Sir John Vickers, Oxford University;
John Muellbauer, Nuffield College, Oxford;
David Newbery and Hashem Pesaran, Cambridge University;
Ken Rogoff, Harvard University;
Thomas Sargent, New York University;
Anne Sibert, Birkbeck College, University of London;
Michael Wickens, University of York and Cardiff Business School;
Roger Bootle, Capital Economics;
Bridget Rosewell, GLA and Volterra Consulting
Ah but none of them are as brilliant as our great leader !
That’s right !! None of them has saved a whole planet, have they ?
There are way too many links between Andy Burnham’s wife And the Anchor Trust.
They would presumably do very well out of a death tax.
We should be told.
Andy Burnham. What (w) an anchor!
Will anyone be watching the McMental sobathon? I suspect the best/worst parts have been played to death on the Brown Broadcasting Corp already.
Brown loves our troops so much that he pals around with someone who got sacked for slandering them.
I would rather pass a large kidney stone than watch that fakery tonight !
The next time we will see Brown cry is when the hoon is voted out of office.
I would like to say how much I admire this blog, or whatever it is you call it. Can I suggest that a bit less sweary, nasty (you are a wanker) verbiage would be appreciated, plus a few comments promoting Big Government would show balance.
I for one think freedom of speech is quite tolerable. Apart from when it is not.
Polly put the kettle on, there’s a luv.
Polly, I’d love to roger you within an inch of your life. How about it? Secretly, I know its what you want.
You must be John Prescott.
Or John Terry.
Or Andrew Marr. He’s shagged every other female leftie journalist in London.
His attraction must be those loose heron’s legs he’s got, it’s certainly not his ears.
18 out of 19 polls this year have shown a Conservative lead of more than 10%. The Great Day of Reckoning for NuLabour is coming.
Not long now (81 days and counting).
“Britain can’t afford another 5 years of Brown”.
That slogan will be plastered on billboards 20 ft high all over the country ( especially in the marginals).
Time to start shitting bricks you beeboid bastards. The corridors of the BBC will be strewn with bottles of hemlock on May 6th/7th
It is the virtual corridors of the blogosphere which will be littered with Champagne bottles come the morning after this election I can assure you !
Mine’s on ice…
I’ve planned the election meal — our first home-grown asparagus with Hollandaise sauce, vintage champagne and a white chocolate terrine with strawberry coulis.
wearing a pencil skirt ?
All hail the new boss
Same as the old boss
Labour and Tory
The same sack of dross
Gordon and David
Communists rabid
Men of the people?
They don’t give a toss
Over half of the people who signed the letter have served as advisers to Brown or New Labour. Don’t worry Gordon you’ve still your mate lying Piers Moran if you need a shoulder to cry on.
————————————————————————————————–
Tim Besley = Former member of the Bank of England Monetary Policy Committee, appointed by Brown.
Charles Goodhart = Former member of the Bank of England Monetary Policy Committee, appointed by Brown.
Christopher Pissarides = Former Brown adviser. Greek Economist. All too aware of Greece’s current problems with their debt.
Meghnad Desai = Labour Lord and chair of Islington South Labour party.
Andrew Turnbull = Appointed by Blair to be head of Her Majesty’s Civil Service and Cabinet Secretary
Sir John Vickers = Former member of the Bank of England Monetary Policy Committee, appointed by Brown.
John Muellbauer = Former adviser to Brown and Prescott.
David Newbery = member of the DEFRA’s Environmental Economics panel
Hashem Pesaran, = former Brown adviser
Michael Wickens,= Specialist Advisor, House of Lords Economic Affairs Committee
Bridget Rosewell = former Chief Economist for Ken Livingstone when he was mayor of London
But they are all wrong cos crash gordon saved the world(tm)
An even more worrying trend/possibility as half of FTSE Top 30 Blue Chip Companies tell HMR & C that they are contemplating moving abroad to avoid Brown’s punitive 50% tax regime
Now what exactly is 50% of nothing ???
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/technology/article7026265.ece
Who the hell would take any notice of ANYTHING Piers Morgan says?
He’s a verbal prostitute as is Alistair Campbell who wielded his way on to radio 4 (Clive Andersen’s prog last night.) Peddling his third rate novel seems to be his modus vivendi, just for the moment.
I wouldnt wath piers moron interview god, he would just fuck it up. Why did browns “ring” of advisers pick a failed and sacked ex mirror editor and all round fuckwit to do this eh? what were they on?
Great stuff guys!
Andy BurntMum shouted “you shafted me” at the Shadow Health secretary. You can but dream, Andy.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1250854/Andy-Burnham-shafted-attack-Tory-Andrew-Lansley.html?ITO=1490#ixzz0fUYWakst
If you take a walk I’ll tax the street, if you take a rest I’ll tax your seat…..and my advice to those who die, declare the pennies on your eyes.
Pravda were at this full tilt on Marr this morning.
Typically enough, we had Joan Bakewell on message trying to put forward the argument that, regardless of what you acquire with the results of your work, you shouldn’t get any say in what happens to it after you pass on. Oh no. That’s the State’s job.
Work hard to improve you and your family’s lot ? Tough. the gummint’s got a perfect right to arbitrarily confiscate your possessions to pay for your care in later life.
Don’t ask about what all that NHI you paid went for; that particular Ponzi scheme’s run out of new entrants so it’s a dead duck.
All of the above backed up by Mark Thomas, trying to complain about the language used in calling it a “death tax”. Well, it is.
Indeed, perhaps he thinks a euphemism is in order “gone before tax” or ” post demise retro fiscal equalisation facilitator”.
Maybe someone reminded BurntBum of this moment:
Burnham is an Everton supporter. Whoever decided to send him to Anfield was having a larf.
Passed on tax… passed to HMRC that is. Shit that’s 50% of any estate now to the government. Bastards.
It is right to take what your family saved hard for, and redistribute it to the “have nots” on cradle to grave tax free benefits. You’re dead, but we need to buy the chav lazy bastard scum votes to vote New Labour.
40% Inheritance tax + 10% death tax = 50% tax on the middle classes assets to keep the chav lazy bastard scum on benefits.
Lots of leftie Luvies on the Marr show. Totally crap TV from Pravda.
Burntbum was an idiot on the Politics Show. He’s the new Geoff Hoon.
BBC has 382 staff earning more than £100,000.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/7230366/BBC-has-382-staff-earning-more-than-100000.html
Because producing left-wing propaganda is such a difficult business.
But it has even more earning close to 100K. The ugly fat female beeboid that admitted her salary on TV was on 92K I think, and she’s not worth a single penny of it. Fuck the BBC, scrap the TV tax and let the vermin die. They can all pay for their Cocaine.
May 7th 382 text messages. Your dismissed.
Starting with Jugears Marr.
I detest this blog even more now!
People who write on here still contradict what we say, …. and can string more than two words together. More often than not they can spell too, – and that shows they have not ‘ad the benfeet of SoShaLerst traynern, innit.
Oh how we long for the for the day when the sheeple are properly dumbed down by the Leader’s Education Reforms!
Fuck you Monbiot, twat.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article7026317.ece
Wheels definitely coming off this one :
Climategate U-turn as scientist at centre of row admits: There has been no global warming since 1995
I suppose now, Milibanana will be at war with the IPCC!
Got to preserve all their “green” taxes, thieving bastards!
Why doesn’t he do the decent thing and just fuck off?
More clouds, the earth cools, less clouds, the earth warms….
Hotter oceans = more clouds etc
http://current.com/items/89433545_earths-albedo-tells-an-interesting-story-why-the-earth-may-stop-global-warming-alone.htm
Branson’s on about Peak Oil now…….gotta keep that wheel on the bandwagon, eh Rich!
The Transvestites Association accepted me as a new member yesterday.
I was made up.
The BBC have a fetish about ‘making up’ people who appear on tv. On last week’s mastermind make up artists failed to join the faces to the necks. Brown faces, white necks. They even managed to pull the same trick on the 14 year old school boy contestant.
we are gayifying everyone
“and whether he has joined the mile-high club, will make him seem human enough to vote for”..
Mind bleach quick.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/minette_marrin/article7026282.ece
I bet he has picked his nose at 30,000 feet.
And eating the bogey made him come.
Knocking the back out of mandelson probably doesn’t count. now pass the mental domestos.
Either way, he has burdened the country with sky high debts.
Banana Boy thinks we are outlandish to criticise MI5 torture.
http://www.politicshome.com/uk/article/5629/miliband_criticises_outlandish_mi5_torture_headlines.html
Let’s subject ‘banana boy’ to a modicum of torture. He deserves it.
Miliband thinks waterboarding is one of the new Olympic events for 2012, venue funded by the national lottery.
When Sarah Brown describes Gordon as DH (darling husband), I do too, but I have two different words in mind.
460 I resemble that remark
DICK HEAD
Errr. yes! Geez, Gordon must be the date from hell.
Alexander McQueen died on the eve of his mothers funeral. There was no suicide note but they found a BOGOF voucher from the funeral director.
George,
I take it that my royalty cheque is in the post.
WtS
When David Cameron becomes prime minister, he should have Herr Campbell arrested and put on trial.
In the meantime, enjoy this:
Sorry but when Cameron gets elected this is what I want to see outside the BBC
http://www.justsickshit.com/wp-content/gallery/nav/Summary%20Executions%201.jpg
fucking sexy
clucking sexy
In 1992 the polls were predicting a hung parliament, and the snot gobbler obviously believed them by the look of this clip.
Little wonder the twat is so conflicted and confused these days.
I would rather stick pins in my eyes than watch Brown ‘pipe his eye’ tonight.
However here is that interview that reveals the true persona of the one eyed dysfunctional cnut.
A total sociopath.
Gordon’s getting angry with Darling for not giving him the spend, spend, spend budget he wants.
Gordon has the frozen glare of a Nazi torturer turning up the current.
“http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/news/7230525/Football-regulator-considered-by-ministers.html”
Total insanity, and apparently endorsed by the Conservative spokesman on sport.
We are supposed to be reducing the size and control of government not increasing it.
What ON EARTH has football got to do with government other than necessary health and safety matters?
Needs kicking into the long grass immediately.
What happened to that initiative to get top players to promote gay footballers rights? Apparently no one came forward to put there arse on the line.
Morgan: “Do you masterbate, Prime Minister”
Brown: “Well, it all started in America, Cape Code actually”
Do you find Gordon & Sarah Brown offensive, now? Poll
no hes repulsive and shes very ordinary..together you wouldn’t cross the street to see them run over but you would applaud
Just bought two of those big orange buckets from B&Q. I’m going to need them tonight when I attempt to survive the Brown/Morgan Wank-Off.
I will vommit into one everytime Brown gurns – should fill up pretty quickly. I’ll need the other bucket everytime the camera pans to Sarah “Tree Trunk Legs” Brown to catch her blubbering into a clutched tissue.
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What else is there?
Gordon brown is in a frustrated rage because he has the electorate in bed he has their legs spread but he cant get the economy to rise….
He suffers from ” A wrecked Isle Dysfunction”
http://www.ukcolumn.org/2010/02/02/child-rapists-protected-by-the-state/
everyone has a printer these days.Use it just like the old underground press,remember posters suddenly appearing!!!.
good idea
So the Labour united front lasted about a fortnight. It’s Brown and Ballsup versus Mandy and Darling again.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5774768/it-is-brown-and-balls-versus-darling-and-mandelson-again.thtml
“If there was a story in the Sunday papers of a split between David Cameron and the two most senior figures in the shadow Cabinet over economic strategy it would be the talk of the town. But because it is about Brown and Balls versus Darling and Mandelson it is on the inside pages; it is as if the split over economic policy between these four men is priced into Labour’s standing.”
BBC WATCH,
The kate silverton show on radio 5 was a labour love-in again.
Vincent moss(sunday mirror)did the paper review and the politics half hour.
Bob ainsworth spoke on how brilliant we’re doing in afghanistan.
Then mad old tony benn on how brilliant he is.
State re education and indoctrination is alive and well
Poor people can’t afford socialism, look at the types on the beeb 247, All Islington middle class types.