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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
And?
Very good Guido and team, thank you
“If you haven’t subscribed to the Guidogram, you’ll have to wait until next week…”
I wish you’d stop saying that!
PS Not as good as could have been..
Just a load of tossers.
that’s 4 minutes I won’t get back
like some overeager twat making a home video of a kids sport day
gripping stuff
not
Best yet Guido. Bravo!
Guy News is crap. Unfunny and badly done.
Piers Morgan made me cry, boo hoo!
I was caught masturbating by my wife – she said she could stop it! She cut my penis off and ate it!
Ten years on when ever the garlic and mushrooms appear I worry! The downside is I hope my penis filled someones stomach as it never filled my wife! I like to think my todger was a small apperative for someone!!! Apperative was what i called my willy!!!! But one inche with your wife means nothing – so she kept telling me.
Is that Rod Crosby?
GUY NEWS simply isn’t very good.
On time this week? How unusual…Could this timeliness be caused by a shortage of pot?
What shortage? It grows on trees doesn’t it?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/pound1m-cannabis-plants-found-in-old-bank-in-bristol-1897668.html
Extra! Extra! Read All About It!
Gordon Brown may have released toxic liquids on trans-atlantic flight.
breaking news ‘The short film demonstrates Gordon Brown is at least human after all’ breaking news
‘claps’
What a revolting bastard brown is
The interview with Morgan was pre recorded and therefore any supposed reference to this poor child’s demise should have been cut. This ignorant oaf has chosen to expose us to this sickening exhibition in the hope it gains him some votes. He has tried to exploit his own child’s death for political gain thereby making a mockery of her short life.
He is beneath contempt.
Agreed.
In a live interview if the topic was brought up and he showed emotion it would be understandable. To have a week of aides letting everyone know so they can watch it and feel sorry for him… it’s even more pathetic than the time Hillary Clinton tried to cry for the cameras.
What a truly monstrous specimen this man is.
Clips shown every 1/2 hour on News channels, really bigging up Gollum in the studios, justifying before any criticisms (sp?), a well conducted free MSM marketing strategy
There is hope this going on till May might provide a televised total breakbown of this juvenile, morbidly obese, pathetic and disgusting man
I have a feeling the whole thing is going to backfire.
Which would really pump the jam back into my doughnut.
David Cameron’s appearance on ITV’s Alan Titchmarsh programme
He talks movingly about the death of his son, Iv*n, and what the last few weeks have been like.
as reported by Iain Dale
http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2009/03/camerons-appearance-on-alan-titchmarsh.html
Looks like you hypocritical fuckwits just made yourself look complete and utter twats
What utter tosh, Brown has already been filmed talking about his daugter before the latest Moron affair, it’s the tears, the interviewer, the endless trailers and the timing that confirm how completely free of all morals he is.
Piers Morgan and Gordon Brown.The Treason Twins.Betrayers of British boys.
Did they have to bus in the audience, and then lock all the exits?
When Brown performs,sick bags should be supplied.
They told them it was going to be Jeremy Kyle.
Concur with you 100 % This must be one of the most nauseating displays of cynical politicking I have seen on TV from a politician let alone somebody who holds the office of Prime Minister.
Does he think the electorate are fools ? Well obviously he and his advisers do. I would think that for every vote he’s earned by this he’s proably lost another two
You mean apart from when Dave did the exact same thing?
Hypocrite.
When did this air? Was it a few weeks before a General election? No it was last March. Nearly a year ago you soppy c*nt. Go ahead and vote for comrade Brownstainovich though. He needs all the help he can get from gullible twats like you.
The dog keeps chewing mine!!!!!!!!!
Gordon Brown and Piers Morgan on the same screen, must be one of the most powerful emetics ever fucking invented.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8511905.stm
Can’t seem to get away from Brown and Piars today, on the news now itv.
Even the torygraph had two pages of it, mind you it came in handy much better than that new fancy loo paper
Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading. Man says, “This is the pig I have sex with when you’ve got a headache.” Wife replies, “I think you’ll find that is a sheep.” Man replies, “I think you’ll find I was talking to the sheep.”
Fuck the Conservatives
Bunch of fucking losers
I’m voting Labour
No, you have got it wrong – It should be:
Fuck Labour/LD (Two cheeks of the same arse).
I am voting Tory as this country will collapse otherwise!
The only service industry will be Prostitutes and the only specialisation will be between the toothless, who specialise in blow jobs and the cavernous who offer 2 for 1 deals!!!!
If Labour get in again:
The only service industry will be Prostitutes and the only specialisation will be between the toothless, who specialise in blow jobs and the cavernous who offer 2 for 1 deals!!!!
A dog jumps into a river a starts drowning, A passing German jumps in to the river, grabs the lifeless dog and swims back to shore, where he begins to give the dog mouth to mouth. After the dog is revived, the happy dog owner asks him “Vet??” to which the German replies “No, i’m fucking soaking”
The Labour/LD Vet then says I soak the the middle classes and poor with more taxes!!!!!
Harperson then takes off the hood with a grin and says would you like me to declare you finacially dead? Thats what we plan for everybody else! If you have a penis it will turn into Haggis! FFFFLLLTTTTT!!!!! (Just like hanibel lecter!!!!!)
You must start taking your medicine again.
”Today it has come to light that Tonge is calling for an inquiry to be conducted into whether Israeli medical teams who have joined international efforts to help the people of Haiti are actually harvesting organs from earthquake victims to use in transplants”
Bit of a shit guidogram this week…IMHO
…but Gordon is still a Hunt – so at leats something is reliable.
A history teacher asked a class of 10 year olds “What was Churchill famous for”. Up came the reply “ He was the last white man to be called Whinston”
And a talking dog
Oooooh……yes.
s.a.u.s.a.g.e.s.
We the sheeple find the joke funny.
Bloody Guidogram’s like a Godot cloning lab: you wait around for hours scratching yourself and watching the inbox, and then suddenly with no warning four turn up at once.
I guess alex mcqueen won’t be hanging around the london fashion show next week.
Your mockery of Mcqueens death is boring, troll.
Hanging is so last year
Its retro and I used a Versace silken rope
evasion of 20,000 pounds
Dear Mr Fawkes,
Can I just say, as an ardent admirer, that your Krusty report has exceeded every thing you have done to date.
Satire is not dead. You sir are the upholder of a grand tradition spanning some 350 years or so.
That matey, was blinding!
This evening I’ll shall raise a glass to you old fellah.
Top.
Satire is clearly not dead
well played sir
shame it was too subtle for the likes of here
Some of us refusniks will have to wait until Monday to get that one.
What can the dynamic duo of David Cameron & George Osborne do about this,if by a fluke they win the General Election ??
Hard pressed to find a better pair of Hoons, who’s slogan is Austerity,Austerity,Austerity.
VOTE LABOUR TO GET THE JOB DONE
Feb. 12 (Bloomberg) — Europe’s recovery almost stalled in the fourth quarter as waning spending and investment in Germany unexpectedly brought growth in the region’s largest economy to a halt.
Gross domestic product in the 16-nation euro region rose 0.1 percent from the third quarter, when it gained 0.4 percent, the European Union’s statistics office in Luxembourg said today. Economists forecast expansion of 0.3 percent, the median of 34 estimates in a Bloomberg survey showed. The recession in Greece deepened, with GDP falling 0.8 percent in the fourth quarter after a 0.5 percent slump in the previous three months.
‘by a fluke’? – righto.
Isn’t that always the way, just when your a bit pushed and need a sub all your so called mates are skint as well
I take it as a complement you seek to impersonate me who ever you might be!
If you want a better set of Hoons then the Labour two of Brown and Darling or Clegg and Cable will not just take the m,antle of the biggest hoons but the most useless ineffective and against the British interest you will find.
You are probably Mark Senior or that stupid wanker who runs a site where he bans people and thinks the person banned is not going to say anything. Well cheers to you!!!!
Nick Clegg = Neil Kinnock!!!!!
“Hard pressed to find a better pair of Hoons, who’s slogan is Austerity,Austerity,Austerity”
You must be a really ignorant fuxxer if you accept the current lunatics mantra which is “Spend, Spend, Spend”
Labour trolls can’t spell.
how much money have we got in the kitty? Can we not pay for an ad on ITV between Gordo’s interview?
Even if you were interested why would you bother to watch, the best bits have been on the news all day.
I’m sure we can afford the 20 quid it will cost.
I am going to take my imaginary dog Buster out for a walk.
Going to see Ed Balls about his website?
A young reporter is looking for an interview with the wealthiest recluse in Wales, in his home town of Llamedos. Quite by chance, she finds him in the local pub, crying into his beer. She aks him why.
“It’s bitter I am, you see – bitter!” he says. “You see that library across the square – finest library in mid-Wales – my company built that and not a penny did I charge the town. But do they call me Jones the Book? No, the b*stards, they do not!”
“Then you saw that school as you drove into town. Who do you think paid for that school – finest in mid-Wales? It was I. But do they call me Jones the School? No, the stinking hypocrites, they do not.”
“You must have seen that hospital as you came into town? Finest hospital in all Wales, that is! I gave the land for that when I inherited my dear old father’s farm. paid for everything, gave an endowment fund, but do they call me Jones the Hospital, I ask you?”
“Jones the Book – no! Jones the School – no! Jones the Hospital – not them! But when I f*ck ONE sheep…..!”
That’s Gorgon gone then.
What a Shit to ‘lead’ the country.
What a Shit to claim any ‘integrity’.
What a Shit.
I am defecting to the Conservatives, Nick Clegg is a loser and the Lib Dems are going to lose many seats!!!
Thats right Mark – Fuck off and shove your by-election predictions up your smelly fucking arse!!!!
Labour/LD look like they are playing Master and Servent again! As always the LD get fucked by Labour!!! Lib Dems are like a used Condom, laking a spine and full of wet goey slops!!!!
‘laking a spine’?
WTF does that mean?
lacking a spine!
Lib Dems are like a used condom! Lacking support and full of slush!
I’m stopping by to say that I am very, very, very, very rich.
Noo_Lie_Bore did it for me.
Why not see if they can do it for you?
They have done it for me.
I’m emigrating.
Iz Jedward gonna be erpearing on der satuerday nite Prime Ministar Show wiv Pears Morgon?
I see sheep in sheep clothing.
I find it odd -sickening is perhaps a better word, that Prime Minister Brown chooses to be interviewed by someone who was sacked for running a series of faked photos, smearing British Soldiers.
For which he then refused to apologise.
If he really meant what he writes in those letters of condolence to the relatives of soldiers who have died, he would have refused to even be in the same room as “The Moron”. I haven’t seen the “interview” (nor would I want to) but I would lay money on it that Mr Brown actually shook his hand.
Me, I would have spat in his face.
Totally agreed.
There’s a squalid connection between Brown,Morgan and Campbell going back to Robert Maxwell.
Mile High Club ! Are you suggesting that gordon might be a member ? With whom? Mandy??!!
pick a shadow cabinet member
most of them are ‘Parsnip Fishers’
So it seems that Moron has a thing about Pension Fund stealing war-criminals.
Wasn’t Capt. Bob about to indicted for War-crimes after admitting to murdering German prisoners-of-war in his memoirs.
That’s before he jumped the ship of course…….
gordon is a long term personal friend of the moron!!
I doubt he shook his hand!. I guess he gave him a hug . As these labour luvvie men do!!! They do, after all, think they have just pulled off a vote winner!
“think they have just pulled off a vote winner!”
Nell! Wash your mouth out with soap at once.
I bet he didn’t give him the creepy glassy I-keel-you! stare that he gave Andrew Marr.
and when Dave does it it’s fine
Hypocrites
no it is not fine, personal problems should remain exactly that. This is becoming X factor politics.
When Joe the Plumber is the target audience what do you expect?
How long before Jeremy Kyle does the leader’s debate complete with lie detector and paternity tests?
Don’t forget the money he made in the shares scandal with 2 mirror journoes, Boyrol or something
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/piers-morgan-the-man-with-no-moral-compass-who-found-his-destiny-in-a-steadfast-opposition-to-war-563506.html
Yes, I was just thinking about that “City Slickers” wasn’t it? Something about “Fill your Boots,” if I remember correctly….
There was talk at the time about a deal with the Blairite Labour Party, non prosecution in exchange for spinning the Party line (as written by Campbell).
Where have you been for six months? Prison?
Dead hard-drive and new baby boy.
Fair enough son. Congratulations and welcome back.
thick as thieves has left and Dr Mick has returned. Who’d have guessed it?
Add an “h” instead of the “p” and you just about have it for the 60 million of us who hate this man’s guts with a passion.
In view of the reason for his sacking, I find it hard to understand why the Americans appear to like him.
In my experience most of them are of the “My Country Right or Wrong” opinion as far as the Armed Forces are concerned.
Strange…
WELL SAID.
Welcome to the new Warsaw Pact.
Greece cannot be allowed to fail as “There is no longer such a thing as the individual Nation within Europe” And here is the rub – With the expansion of the state and its massive control over our and other EU economies the free market is unable to work and sort out the problem. Why? because the masses of heavily unionised government workers will not allow it.
The UK voter will soon be asked to pass judgement on the latest attempt by the Socialists and Marxists to build some sort of Socialist Utopia by way of ‘evolution’ rather than an outright Marxist ‘Revolution’ but be under no illusion they both have the same set of goals. Yet again, however, they have demonstrated that they are incapable of doing it by way of spending and borrowing money that they just don’t have. They ignore the lessons of History and common sense as they rush lemming like over the cliff chasing their Marxist dreams.
What to do then? We either go along with the EU’s agenda and end up with some sort of EU federation based on the China model with our freedoms quashed and us all servants of the latest super socialist state or we say bollox to it and demand of our elected MPs a ‘re-booting’ of our economy with a determination to have government doing a few things well rather than trying to micro manage all of our lives as they use social engineering to mould us into how the Marxists think we should live.
They are taxing us to death, borrowing in our names, risking the future of us and our children, quashing our freedoms, telling us how we should live as they build a massive state employing more and more of the population and increasing, as they do, the numbers and Power of the Unions. These Unions are infested with Communists and Marxists and they are the paymasters of the Labour party – is this healthy? No of course it is not!
We are meekly lining up to get into the Marxist ‘cattle trucks’ and both Labour and the Unions care not a jot if they loose the next election – as they know that the EU ‘big brother’ will keep their project going.
Well Dave if elected what are you going to do about it? Are you going to admit that the EU project is doomed? Are you going to heap yet more tax upon the UK taxpayer to bail out the PIG economies of europe? Are you actually going to fund this Marxist project? Or are you going to make an historic stand?
Yup. I’m leaving the UK.
Its about as historic a stand as I can make now.
I wouldn’t hold your breath if you’re waiting for Cameron to U turn.
A small correction, if I may.
The China model = “go and make a shitload of money, just don’t cause trouble”.
You’re talking about what was the GDR model, which was exported to the rest of Europe in the 70s and is now the EUSSR model.
Brown is an arse.
Short and to the point.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/feb/11/michael-white-older-care
gordon wants to get his care bill through parliament. It says that the elderly, and the extreme elderly, should stay in their own home , be lonely, spend long hours on their own and have carers visit them maybe four times a day, depending on how magnaminous the local authority is feeling!!!!
What if they don’t want to do that? What if they want to go into a good quality care home where there are carers and activities and nurses available 24/7 ??!!
Under gordon’s bill they won’t be given a choice!!!!
I used to own a care home and what I am about to write is, unfortunately, the truth. In our annual negotiations with the local council we were advised that the local Labour run Council were going to divert even more money from the elderly budget – they were already diverting some 30% to fund their pet social projects – along with some 500k to ‘look after’ one of the killers of James Bulger.
Anyway, we were told that the new big idea was to keep people in their own homes for as long as possible – we were able to demonstrate that this was, in fact, more expensive but they would not give way. Over coffee, and away from the official records, we were told the reason why it was cheaper – it seems that we care home owners took too much care of our residents so they lived a lot longer than they would if kept at home.
Good care in a good care home is in the long run more expensive and that’s why Labour want to keep people in their own homes = they die quicker. – its as simple as that!
Then we shall just have to make sure Brown is one of them,won’t we – did you get that GCHQ,you f’ing tossers in a Soviet state?
P.S we took all the evidence to our Local MP Ben Bradshaw – he was not interested. We took the evidence to the Local Paper and we were told, off the record, that the paper relied on news items from the local Council and that they dare not print anti labour news stories. We were also informed that their last health correspondent was sacked as a result of running a news item that was critical of the local Labour council – his sacking was demanded!
These are nasty people.
does that put one of the Bulger killers in Exeter then.
Yes but no longer
I wouldn’t entrust a nutter who idolises a fruitbat like Glenn Beck to care for a goldfish never mind elderly relatives
nor would I believe the farcically flimsy hearsay of someone who had a vested financial interest in keeping the elderly in his lucrative holding pens/’homes’
You sir are a Labour Prat, Glenn Beck scares the shit out of you because he will only deal in Facts.
OK Dick head, just for the record
1. It was the Best care home in the county with wonderful inspection reports.
2. I no longer own it
What are you? some 18 year old labour supporting troll? If you had any sort of life experience or understood the stress and pressure on a family trying to look after an elderly relative with dementia I might be prepared to listen to your point of view but you clearly do not – so please shut up and pray that someone near and dear to you never gets a dementia type illness.
1. of course it was, because you say so
2. learn the difference between had and has
3. no, I simply don’t believe assertions and know full well some care homes are shockingly, even criminaly, bad but they do turn a profit
4. f.uck off
This has always been the marxist way….kill the proles off when the cease to be “productive”.
Stalin would be proud of ‘em.
Under gordon’s bill- the elderly are going to be abandoned!!!
‘Please don’t live too long ‘ is gordon’s view!!!
The elderly are also a link to pre-Windrush Britain, so another reason why Labour wants them dead.
Gordon looks in The Mirror to see what a fat arse he really is.
I get these occasionally, and then they stop arriving again. Since subscribing about eight weeks ago I have had three notifications, suggesting the system is broken somewhere.
Mate,the bloody country is broken and bust by this man called Brown – he has ruined Britannia and a citizens arrest must be made.
Join me on Wednesday as we attempt a citizens arrest of this criminal.
How will I know it’s you?
He’ll be the two hundred in blue uniforms with batons drawn eyeing you eagerly.
If I coud get omma for my nug I would sort it out
Just watching the immigration squad.the ones in uniform look like fucking immigrants.
Like this one you mean?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/kent/4223665.stm
Thank fuck for good old British justice. All right matey,me old mucker.Pip pip and tally ho for the compo.
Brown is an arse bandit, who saps everything and everyone of potential. His moral compass points to a cesspit filled with brown nosers who will do or say anything for reward as long as its not the truth. He is a leech who saps us of freedoms with his creep tactics. He saps us of social justice by setting up advisory groups that twist the facts to suit his agenda. He is economical with the truth, future generations will pay for his stupidity. He surrounds himself with sycophants and this explains why he has lost touch with reality and now he is bringing the country to its knees.
This country is not broken it is well and truly fucked. The Labour government has sapped everything good from it.
Thanks. I will sleep well tonight.
A lot of things Nu Labor has done might be recovered from in the long term, or at least assimilated into a new and more ironic form of English identity, recovering at least some of what NL has attempted to destroy.
Unfortunately, this does not apply to their socially cruel and politically cynical mass-importation of third-world economic refugees – and Islam. This will not be recovered from.
England has actually been destroyed under Labor. There is no going back to any past, however mythical.
Look at an agar culture-plate – that is our colony dying off after a small drop of Nu Labor toxin.
Francis
Warning, Might cause nightmares
have you been eating cheese again and having funny dreams Mr Sniffin?
and I don’t mean Martin Websters knob cheese
and where is Narnia, Middle Earth and Atlantis on that ‘map’ ? LOL
these Nanziboy toytown fascists are mad as a fucking box of frogs
Not as mad as the successive governments that invited them here.
Muslims have been entering this country in numbers for the past 50 years.
yes, it’s not just Nu Labor to blame. But it is the present government that has to be held to account, not a past or future one.
So the present government is responsible for all the previous governments mistakes.
Run that by me again.
well, it’s actually quite simple, der-brain: try holding a previous government to account!
When has that ever happened? The previous government usually moves to the upper house and blames the present government for failing to follow through their masterplan if only it had been given another five years.
Successive governments have welcomed Muslim immigration in the belief that they would provide compliant factory fodder and now blame each other for the problems created.
Exactly!
So why in your statement at 10.29 do you lay the blame squarely on Labours doorstep? It’s the result of cumulative government policy for as long as most of the youngsters here can recall. Each government ups the ante as the bluff of multi cultural poker dictates.
Maybe I should have said that the destruction of England has been completed under Labour, who have also introduced a step-change in cynicism and scale. They also happen to be in power right now and deserve to be savagely arse-fucked at the GE. Trouble is, that at the same GE, the Tories deserve to be kicked in the balls they don’t possess; the LimpDems need to be bitch-slapped like a tired whore that won’t swallow; UKIP deserves to take a few seats, but not too many as they couldn’t run a whelk stall in a brewery; the Greens (at least live up to their name) “My other Prius has been recalled. Who does that leave? Does the mere thought of the B’n'P gaining power blow a sense of relief through your mind like a fresh spring morning in the Obersalzburg?
Don’t worry once I use my nuke the retalliation from the US and Israel will be so fucking desisive there won’t even be a hole to breed a muslim in. Thats how nuts I am.
I was shaving my balls in work today and I wasn’t doing a very good job
My boss walked in and I got the sack
Eh ??
I’ve just bought a magazine for the wife.
Now I need a gun to put it in and I’ll finally get rid of the bitch.
Your problem is an empty magazine! What would any self serving Lib Dem do? Ask a Labour mate for ammunition?!!!
Piers Morgan looks like a teddy bear with Bells Palsy.
You muppets bitching about Brown and Morgan really should wake up. This is POLITICS. It’s not a game. There’s no umpire in a white coat to oversee gentlemanly behaviour. The pursuit and retention of POWER calls for any means neccessary for that result to be realised.
Get down and get dirty,or get left behind.
its not an umpire in a white coat gordon brown nees…..its a doctor,michael.
I’ve got a panama hat and a thompson.
I thought that Campbell’s emotion and hesitation was absolutely genuine.
Saying the words,
“I think Tony Blair was a totally honourable man”,
would take anybody a huge amount of effort, and to say it without laughing, cracking up, or going in to peals of hysterical laughter must have taken a huge amount of courage, knowing that the recording would last forever.
The frightening thing that hasn’t occured to you may be that he actually believes it. Do you really think they’re acting when they say “It’s the right thing to do?” Tony is on a God given mission to bring enlightenment to the world. Only an imbecile can think it was all just a sham.
Did I REALLY say Tony doesn’t ‘do’ God ?
Incredible how I can change any message whenever it suits.
He didn’t do God for Paxman ’cause he knew Paxo would poke ridicule. But it kept the unbelievers at bay long enough for the Lords work to be done. And, if it ever reaches the Hague,could well be the defendants ace in the hole.
And a huge amount of effort was observed.
Politics is a game which I aim to lose by any means neccessary.
No no.I’m doing that
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8513662.stm
Those fucking Israelis have won again…
Any chance of rushing the lads out an Haitian Pizza with extra pineapple and easy on the pork?
http://pizzaidf.org/
good to see her go..
Bye Bye Moonbat.
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THERE ARE NO DEPTHS I WON’T SINK TO..
http://www.flickr.com/photos/billy_blofeld/4350395057/
You ain’t seen nothing yet! That’s one for the gimp!
Is that how Ronnie used to do it?
good speech !
bad als “sexed up dosser” , will see how it pans out , could well be trip round the aquarium (pokes at glass whats that , dont get two close its got suckers)
taking a break from blogging for a while
Missing you.
What about next weeks recycling?
it will be there , togther with your diary reminder
Have you got a thing going with the milkman as well?
I thought only us lads on the dustcart got to dip into your Christmas box.
LOL !
Sorry about him, missus. He’s not been the the same since the council sent him on a gender awareness course. He used to believe that every woman desired him. Now he believes that he desires every woman.
Thanks Guido for the Guidogram. I hadn’t the courage to watch Campbell in full on the Daily Politics, but a 90ish second hit was almost bearable. IMO Campbell’s breakup was utterly unbelievable and totally risible. The man has a lot of blood on his hands, from the dodgy Iraq dossier alone.
As for Brown crying for popularity – I haven’t seen it and never want to. He doesn’t seem more human for it – merely more out of touch with humanity, reality and the intelligence of the electorate. Unfortunately seeing what Brown effortlessly sinks to further radicalises me to _do_ something about him…
Strap this vest on and press the button when he holds out his hand for the photo call.
When you enter heaven,72 Anne Widdecombe’s will be yours for all eternity.
Make it 72 Nadine Dorries’s and you’re on.
Gordon go here.
http://www.consumersresearchcncl.org/search/search.php?t=p&list=Psychiatrists
Even the numptys on CIF are seeing snottys act for what it was, a cynical exercise to get a sympathy vote.
Oh dear brown fucked up again……nurse!! more drugs for the PM
No need to pipe your eye, Gordon, Dave’s shut those nasty Tory dinosaurs out of the playground.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1250661/Mutiny-faithful-Tears-mayhem-resignations–scenes-key-Tory-constituency-rocked-David-Cameron.html
Good! By alienating his long term supporters he makes the Tories less electable, broadening the appeal of real conservatives in other parties.
Don’t care if the right wing vote splits amongst different candidates – even a short period of Labour or Lab/Lib Dem coalition is worth it to drive home the point that BluLabour = NewNew Labour.
Idiot. With the exception of the Blue Nosed Ponces any party would be preferable to liebor and the snivelling ditherer brown! Him and his party have brought our country to ruin and it is a betrayal of the people of this country to give them 5 more years.
Poor old Iain lost again despite being the token queer.
The only way to absolutely guarantee selection would be for a candidate to be black, lesbian and handicapped. That’s 4 boxes ticked. Can’t lose.
Spring Song, March 18th 1972
Spring came haunting in my garden today-
A song of cold flowers was on the grass
Tho’ I could not see it
I knew the air was coloured
And new songs were
in the old blackbird’s throat
The ground trembled at the thought
of what was to come!
It was not my garden today
It belonged to itself.
At the dawn smell of it-
my children fled the house
And went on living in that primitive dimension
that only they and gardens understood.
My dog too lost his mind
And ran in circle after canine circle
Trying to catch himself-
And you know what?- He did!
It was that kind of day
Written in China to avoid Income Tax
An excellent guidogram, Guido! Congratulations. The flipping pancake race was absolutely delicious (I especially loved the bit at the end where Pound sings…LOL). But you outdid yourself in the Bad Al clip. Matching it up with the Simpsons and THAT song was sheer brilliance.
Well done!