February 11th, 2010

Tories Rebut Labour Mumsnet Campaign

The iCampaign is really rolling, the Tories have been quick to respond to Labour’s advertising campaign on Mumsnet  with one of their own and they are live-streaming an Osborne Q & A on Facebook right now.  The social media battle has commenced…


177 Comments

  1. 1

    OH to Guido daily scandal report

    Julie Kirkbride, Mackay’s wife, has been chatting to several lobbying firms in the last month or so about work post-election. I’m told she is aiming for an annual salary of about £100,000 with flexible working patterns to fit around school holidays

    http://blogs.ft.com/westminster/2010/02/julie-kirkbride-looking-for-a-lobbying-job/

  2. 2
    They're all scum! says:

    Vote the bitch out!

    • 8
      Budgie says:

      Which bitch is this, Cameron? What are the Tories extending Brown’s ludicrous “Tax credits” schemes for? Brown’s wheezes are wasteful, bureaucratic, error prone, don’t catch many who are entitled, and extend the power of the state. Oh …..

      • 66
        Mr Ned says:

        The tories will NOT scrap the tax credit scheme.

        Yet another reason NOT to vote conservative then!

        • 99
          Sir Everard Digby says:

          I am no fan of the tax credit scheme but let us examine the socialist time bomb this has become. Millions are now dependent on this to supplement their income -effectively Tesco’s (and others)keep their prices down because the taxpayer subsidises their wage bill.

          Removing it will:

          1. Crank up inflation -employers will raise prices to cover costs
          2. Crank up the deficit and public sector borrowing – employers will sack some staff as they will not be able/willing to make up the shortfall, also fuelling inflation and possible a further bout of recession

          Other than buying votes with our money,tax credits are a barking idea and a disincentive to work.

          Removing them as they are so widespread would be difficult in good times and harder in a recession. The only way to remove them is to phase them out over time….and lose the next election as a result. Assuming Labour are in opposition,they would simply reinstate them once more.

          Yes,they have screwed us again.

          • TheDevineOne says:

            Why not just raise the tax threshold from the £4000 odd that it is at present to £10,000. No need for poxy tax credits. No need for nasty letters from the DWP when they over pay you.
            But this would give the non-hardworking families something. So what! Aren’t we all hardworking compared to this idle bunch of whiners?

  3. 3
    Open season on the Westminster criminals says:

    Geoff Hoon won’t have any police protection when he “retires” to his fraudulent property empire will he?

    Hmmmm

  4. 5
    Ade says:

    Every*one*? I thought it was family income below 50k, not individual income?

  5. 7
    Anonymous says:

    why is it so bloody hard to find the osborne webcast?

  6. 11
    It doesn't add up... says:

    Lower taxes=lower tax credits – much lower.

    • 36
      Sir William Waad says:

      Tax credits are a bloody stupid system that drags ordinary workers into three different tax systems, income tax, NI and tax credits. Each has its own, inconsistent rules. Income tax is cumulative; NI and tax credits aren’t. Income tax and NI are based on the individual’s income but tax credits are based on a couple’s combined income. Income tax and NI take money away and then tax credits give some of it back. And so on.

      They could combine all these into a single tax, with credits for having dependent children, but that wouldn’t fill so many office chairs with public-sector bottoms, would it?

      • 48
        The Labour Party,and what a party we have had says:

        And we thought it was to complex for you plebs to work out.

      • 55
        jgm2 says:

        Cameron can keep that ‘commitment’ simply by rejigging the Tax Return as you suggest Sir William and putting an allowance for each child on the form and calling it ‘Child Tax Credit’.

        Job done. P45′s for all the seat polishers administering the present lunacy at HMRC.

        • 65
          Childfree says:

          Why the fuck should I pay one brass farthing towards other people’s kids?

          Karen Matthews, for example, the bitch. Seven kids by five fathers.

          • Batty Hattie Harmanescu says:

            Agreed. Gulags for Slags. Bring it on.

          • jgm2 says:

            Gulags for Slags? How is that flagship policy Labour which the ‘do-nothing’ Tories would do nothing about getting on?

          • AC1 says:

            Because Useless Parents take their own Children Hostage and then Idiot governments pay them.

            “Pay up or the Child gets Harmed”… How’s that different from Kidnapping?

          • sockpuppet #4 says:

            In the game of politics, “family friendly” policies give all sorts of voters a fuzzy feeling. ahhhhh.

            Your example wouldnt be the one they’d use in the P.P.Broadcasts or leaflets though.

      • 64
        Anonymous says:

        How about just scrapping all fucking taxes? It’s my money and I’m keeping it.

      • 83
        Batty Hattie Harmanescu says:

        with credits for having dependent children?

        No, they should be fined for having dependent children. The place is overpopulated as it is, why subsidise breeding. Want to have kids, do it with your own money in your own time.

      • 90
        AC1 says:

        Just stop taxing incomes, tax Government created monopolies (land (discount the Improvements on it) and IP) and Real Pollution(Not CO2).

        Then use the Money raised to pay an Equal Citizens Dividend.

    • 82
      Mr Ned says:

      Scrap tax credits.

      Where is the logic in taking too much money in taxes from the poorest workers, only to force them to fill-in intrusive forms giving PRIVATE financial information to the government (information that is NONE OF THEIR FUCKING BUSINESS, BY THE WAY) just so that the government can spend even more of our money in administering a complex and apparently unfathomable scheme to give these poor workers the wrong amount of THEIR OWN MONEY back to them?

      It is a vicious and cruel and insane scheme. It is senseless, pointless, ridiculous, shambolic, crazy and totally fucking knob-end ass-hat backwards fucked up scheme designed solely to trap the poor into dependency on the state!

      Labour are NOT helping the poor with this loony left scheme, they are actively HARMING the poor by it.

      Why not let the poor KEEP their income? Raise tax thresholds to take the poor OUT of taxation altogether!

      labour HATES poor people.

      The Conservatives are failing to offer any alternative!

      Vote UKIP.

      • 119
        Archer Karcher says:

        Labour despise the poor, however they need them to stay poor and on the welfare / dependency plantation.
        What the tories are doing in this regard is baffling, they should be offering hope and opportunity, instead they are, as on virtually all other issues, offering more of the same.
        Quite extrordinary state of affairs, but this is Cameron all over, the heir to Bliar just can`t help himself.

  7. 12
    Dack Blog says:

    I guess you can take any promises made via the social media with a big pinch of salt. Just like the idea of someone you know from arsebook being a ‘friend’.

    Which, thinking about it, makes it the perfect and most appropriate medium.

    Politicians certainly need to get out more, and that’s a fact.

  8. 13
    English Liberation Front says:

    The UK population has been infantilised – it does not want to hear the truth. As a result of 13 years of Brownomics, the country is staring into the abyss. If public spending is not cut, if middle class benefits are not cut, if the mess and squalour of Brown’s bloated state is not dealt with, then its Greece and worse for us!

    Because of Brown’s stupid, stupid public spending incontinence and profligacy, we as a nation will soon be spending 50 billion of hard earned taxes simply to pat the interest on stupid Brown’s debt mountain! That is a scandal!

    • 24
      Brown's a Tosser says:

      But you would never know it by listening and watching the BBC. That too is a scandal the non reporting of Brownomics in the media.

      • 51
        Solution says:

        Don’t watch it.and don’t pay

      • 88
        jgm2 says:

        My favourite is that if you are registered blind you get £1 (one) off. So you go blind but still have to pay £141 quid for what is now essentially a glorified radio.

        Fucking great.

    • 83
      AC1 says:

      It’s “only” 3,000 pounds per working private sector worker per year.

      A small price to pay for Brown’s Britain…

      /sarcasm (for mongs)

  9. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Mumsnet must be pissing themselves, all this fucking cash

  10. 17
    David Cameron says:

    Toyota have decided to rebrand the car models sold in America following a series of crashes
    The new model is called the ‘Kamakazi’

  11. 23
    Harriet's Gnarled Clit says:

    Mumsnet is owned by and run for over-privileged middle class bitches supported by their (spit) husbands. I believe in equality, but these kind of women are not the right kind of equal. When Gordon and I win the election, we’ll pump the middle class whores so hard they won’t know what’s hit them.

  12. 29
    Sir William Waad says:

    This is good, because it makes the campaigning so much easier to avoid.

  13. 30
    Doctor Mick says:

    Let’s stuff the old polling station mallarkey and decide the election by an online game of World of Warcraft. Might actually give Labour a chance of winning so I’m sure they’d be in favour.

    Let battle commence!

  14. 34
    Oi Guv says:

    I hate the way the BBC is covering Iran and fawning ‘oh it was twenty years since their glorious revolution’ bloody hell.

    • 41
      Ministry of Truth says:

      I thought it was 31 years since the Revolution(1979?)although I can understand your confusion as BBC News Channel is also running a separate piece concurrently to celebrate the 20th Anniversary of Mandela’s release from prison. “Nkosi sikelel’ iAfrika”………………………………………..

      • 59
        De Klerk says:

        The world will turn again

      • 117
        It was 30 years ago today says:

        One day they will do a;

        “30 years since Gordon Brown’s head exploded live on BBC TV at PMQ’s when asked about being a Soviet Spy”

        All the MP’s whose clothes were splattered with the crap that blew out of his head managed to overclaim for their dry cleaning bill – nothing changes.

        • 166
          Kropotkin says:

          Just a (very) few more years and it will be 30 years since Dave, George and a few others made the mistake of insulting the girlfriend of a member of the uni rugby team and got beaten to a pulp for insolence. Might explain why they are such wimps today.

    • 96
      Mr Ned says:

      Yup, between the Iranian revolution and that black convicted terrorist’s release from prison, the BBC are having a left-wing self wank-fest today.

      Mind you, even as a hard hearted bastard, even I have to admit that I was amazed that Mandela manage to forgive the whites and work towards peace and reconciliation the way he did.

      I am sure that if any of us had been treated the way he was, we would have been after blood on our release.

  15. 35
    Lola says:

    “Under fifty grand eh? Oh goody! I’ll just reduce the ‘salary’ I draw from my small business to say 19k per annum. Retain the profits in the company and claim the tax credits in the meantime. “

    • 39
      Oi Guv says:

      let’s face it the MP’s are using the same scam’s notice how they always pay themselves pay rises, just under the tax rates they increase for higher earners so they don’t miss out.

  16. 42
    JC, Westminster N. says:

    I want to know what Cameron’s going to do for expectant working mothers with difficult constituency officers.

  17. 53
    Kropotkin says:

    What on earth have the many users of the web done to deserve a live stream of George Osborne. I have little time for either Gordon or Dave but have to admit that the one thing which endears Dave to me is the story about him and Bonkers shoving George’s head down a toilet and flushing it until he called Oik. Admittedly it was behaviour more becoming of a 10 year old than a 20 year old but what the hell…..

  18. 61
    Oi Guv says:

    Gordon wants to put sanctions on Iran well with what money?

  19. 63
    Cared For says:

    Does anyone think Mr Walpole will be re-elected this May

  20. 67
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Brown’s corporate tax regime is winning businesses over, not.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8510025.stm

    Diageo and Unilever both very pissed off, its another fine fiscal mess you’ve got us into Gordon.

  21. 68
    AC1 says:

    The conservatives are committed to paying people for Sex.

    That is what Child Credits are at it’s lowest level.

    Want Children? Pay for them yourself.

  22. 85
    Penfold says:

    So that’s settled then, have a kid get paid.

    What about the single people or married couples who choose not to breed? Where’s our gelt eh? Where’s our deal? Why do we always have to shell out for others? Typical bloody Socialism.

    Why should breeders get paid by the state to have snotted nosed brats. This would only be acceptable if we have National Conscription for our armed forces of 3 years, without any opt outs for the rich and wealthy and those who want to go on to higher education, university, etc,. And that will include ALL the ethnic minorities who should have no opt outs and no choices.

    Frankly this scheme is a recipe for disaster, like all child payments, it discriminates against the childless, supports the feckless, undermines decency and morals and finally, allows certain parts of our society to outbreed others with the certitude of eventually seizing control.

    Have a kid, pay for it yourself, sex isn’t for alms it’s for life of drudgery.

    • 98
      .243 Win says:

      Interesting that when the ruling came in that single parents with children over 12 would be moved onto JSA rather than Income Support (in true Orwell mode, mostly claimed by those who don’t earn) three out of the four serial single mums (total 9 sprogs by 5 different fathers) got pregnant again.

      You guessed it, #4′s youngest is still only 8.

    • 106
      Mr Ned says:

      If you are married, self sufficient and don’t have children, this Government hates you!

  23. 86
    Gordon Brown's Press Officer says:

    It could only happen to a compassionate Conservative.

    A mayor in Kent has been banned from keeping animals for 18 months after admitting failing to get veterinary treatment for his dying kitten, the RSPCA has said.

    Edwin Watt-Ruffell also admitted failing to provide flea treatment for the five-week-old pet which ended up dying in August last year.

    Watt-Ruffell, the Conservative mayor of Margate in Kent, was given a 12-month community order, ordered to carry out 80 hours’ unpaid work and told to pay £2,000 in costs by Sittingbourne magistrates

    • 100
      jgm2 says:

      Who gives a shit. It’s a fucking cat. How did the RSPCA get involved anyway? Poor bloke probably belatedly realised the cat was sick, took it to the vet/RSPCA and instead of saying ‘thanks we’ll do our best’ they fucking fine him.

      Memo to self: If cat gets sick toss the fucking thing in the canal with a brick wired round its neck.

    • 104
      jgm2 says:

      80 hours unpaid work over a fucking dead cat? 2000 quid?

      That judge is obviously one of those pernicious of breeds. A fucking cat lover. None but a cat lover [spits] would give a shit about a dead cat.

      I’d want a retrial in front of a judge who wasn’t a throwback to some bizarre Egyptian cult of cat worship.

      • 107
        Topcat says:

        oh do be quiet, I’m trying to sleep.

        • 118
          jgm2 says:

          Private Eye has had a bit to say about the RSPCA getting very nasty and downright vindictive against folk whose animals get sick. Occasionally magistrates and judges see through their manufactured evidence as hapless farmers and old dears are paraded into court to protest their innocence but Private Eye is of the opinion that the whole purpose of these show trials is simply to raise the RSPCA’s profile because they’re not getting the donations they once were.

          Possibly because more people have realised that charities for humans deserve support before charities for fucking cats.

          They’ll be getting none from this councillor either I bet. Or his (presumably) animal loving family.

          The RSPCA are not nice people.

          • .243 Win says:

            Just another lobbying organisation with their own loony agenda. Should be right up there with the rest of the fake charidees.

          • Engineer says:

            One or two others are getting as bad. Some of the RSPB’s actions and utterances are not entirely in keeping with political neutrality.

          • Hisplop says:

            Private Eye…yes I watched that twat Hislop on HIGNFY repeat last night. He really was self-satisfied with his reply on global warming. Totally proven to be wrong, but still

          • Roger Daley says:

            Last summer a local chavette single mum over the road had two dogs – A staffie and a Rottweiler in her upstairs maisonette. She would disappear for days on end and the dogs howled constantly while she was absent.

            This went on morning noon and night. I phoned the local council who advised me to tell the RSPCA but the RSPCA asked me to phone the council again who said they didn’t have a dog warden to investigate the problem – I found out later they did.

            Upon phoning the RSPCA again they told me I was not qualified to say the animals were in distress so they would not take any action.

            About a week later the Police went in to investigate and the place was full of cats and kittens plus the dogs – Animal shit everywhere.

            Damn the RSPCA.

          • Axe The Telly Tax says:

            I notice they are very quiet over the slaughter of animals for Halal meat. Scared of the Muslim backlash, the fuckin’ cowards.

    • 110
      Tony Blair Humanitarian says:

      I conspired in the murder of millions of people in Iraq, Afghanistan, Serbia… and I got tens of millions of dollars. Ain’t life grand. As Gordon’s hero Stalin once said, the death of one kitten is a crime, punishable by the full force of the Law, whilst the genocide of one million women and children is a mere statistic, to be rewarded by Halliburton, Blackwater, JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs…

      • 123
        Shit-for-brains-Beatrix-Potter-reading-Labour-voter says:

        That’s okay Tony. You banned fox-hunting. That’s what is important.

        All those foxes can now die peacefully in bed surrounded by their family. Just like in Beatrix Potter. And in my fucked up head.

        • 134
          R.McGeddon says:

          Or, in the hugely increased numbers of fox deaths spotted on streets in the countryside and in suburbia.

          Since Tony’s magnificent fox hunting ban, the amount of road-kill seems to have gone ballistic.

        • 137
          Hard-pressed Cumbrian Sheep Farmer, trying to make ends meet says:

          Sod that. I see a fox round here, and it’s out with the 12-bore. Or ring the local hunt…..

          • Kropotkin says:

            Seems a strange approach. As a townie I assume a 12 bore is Dave and 11 members of the shadow cabinet. Got to admit that being torn to pieces by dogs seems more humane than being exposed to that lot.

    • 140
      Get_Even_with_Em says:

      Is that not – considering his Mayoralty -

      80 of his l-o-n-g-e-s-t speeches ?

    • 170
  24. 101
    Fed up Voter says:

    Lance Price on Radio 5 with Richard Bacon. Bacon is SHOUTING at Price for possibly ruining Labour’s chances of victory for outing Brown at a nutter.

    Any idea of the BBC being impartial shot to pieces, take a listen now.

    • 108
      Mr Ned says:

      The BBC should suspend bacon for the duration of their election coverage. He is utterly incapable of impartiality!

      • 113
        Fed up Voter says:

        Bacon is a joke, he’s so angry that anyone dare risk Labour losing and that the book is fantasy. Yet when he interviewed the bloke who was Bush’s speech writer Bacon never once accused him of sexing things up?

      • 114
        BBC Buggery/Dope Fiend rebuttal unit says:

        Give him a break, the Huhne’s on smack.

    • 111
      mondeoman says:

      I can’t get over the fact Price is being given a platform to promote his book, on the phone with the other Mr campbell, promoting his book, the news paper on the Today programme, promoting the independents coverage of the book (this posting promoting his book – oh sod!). I love the ethics of the beeb, no advertising, however, come on the bacon show and sell your book, some on jonathan woss and sell your film or song or play or book…then the politically impartial bit, well come the glorious day when this lot are out, the beeb is surely in for a lot of change.

    • 112
      The IMF is coming says:

      It is interesting that Price has ‘turned’ – amazing what the lure of book sales can do.

      He worked with Campbell, so you would expect him to be loyal- he always has been when on the State Broadcaster

  25. 109
    George Osborne aka Johnny Fartpants says:

    My wife and I were in the kitchen this morning, when passion got the better of us and within seconds I had her bent over the worktop, and we both had the orgasm of a lifetime.

    However, the staff at Magnet called the police

    • 156
      Alistair Campbell says:

      I was in the store at the time. Your attempt at love-making bought a tear to my eye. On reflection, I think it must have been caused by your elbow.

  26. 124
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Yet again, yesterday’s PMQs demonstrated Gordon Brown’s all powerful grip over the Parliamentary Labour Party. I find it really sinister watching tame Labour MPs, one after another, standing up and asking a question that was clearly penned by Gordon Brown himself. It’s a wonder they don’t give him a 30 minute standing ovation following each carefully crafted answer.

    • 161
      Kropotkin says:

      A point well made but fear not – it will still be exactly the same whoever wins the election. The last time a Tory MP voted aginst his party was Eric Pickles when the catering committee took pork pies off the menu.

  27. 126
    Best placed said the Dear Leader says:

    More than 188,000 people have called a police recruitment hotline to inquire about 60 jobs.

    North Yorkshire Police’s phone line crashed on Monday, the first day of a campaign to recruit officers, when it received 20,000 calls.

    A new number was issued and 168,000 people called it on Wednesday. The line is only open between 1700 and 2000 GMT.

    Source: BBC

    Excuse me, 188,000 enquiries from a limited area! What is going on in the jobs market in North Yorkshire?

    Surely this is not panic, is it?

    • 130
      Hire to cut says:

      And the jobs are actually for their HR dept to deal with the mass redundancies they will be performing in the coming cuts…..

    • 132
      jgm2 says:

      Naaah. That’s just normal when you’re phoning the police. It was probably the same 100 people ringing two thousand times each trying to get somebody to answer the phone.

      It’s just ‘conditioning’ the public. If it’s not an ‘emergency’ we don’t give a shit. And even then we don’t give a shit.

      The police don’t answer the phone unless it’s a 999.

    • 159
      Cheese Doff says:

      180,000 people clamoring to scramble aboard the Great Parasite Sector Gravy Train.

  28. 127
    David Cameron says:

    I was Banned from B+Q today
    the shop assistant asked me if i wanted decking
    i got the last laugh hahahaha
    i hit him first

    • 141
      Gordon Brown says:

      This morning I went into B&Q for a hoe. The assistant inquired heh ho?. I left the store hoe-less.

      • 143
        Engineer says:

        You should have asked for a heave-ho. The entire staff would have been instantly on hand to assist you.

      • 150
        Store Manager, Bluewater Homebase says:

        If the Prime Minister would care to visit our well stocked store we’d be more than happy to demonstrate to him our wide range of hoes suitable for all soil types.

  29. 129
    Cursed fashionista says:

    Alexander McQueen must have had a recent visit from Jonah.

    He really is the Damian from The Omen.

    • 163
      Kropotkin says:

      I believe the last straw was when Eric Pickles came to his shop and asked to be fitted for a new suit.

  30. 146
    mutley says:

    There are no jobs – almost everyone under 25 is unemployed – and they cant go to Uni either…

    • 162
      Kropotkin says:

      For once the cuts are going to have a positive effect. By reducing the number of uni places there will be less need for them to lay on remedial classes to get the weaker arrivals up to GCSE standard. Does anyone really think the terminally thick benefit from uni – although their favourite unis (Bournemouth and Chichester) are nice places for them to waste their time.

  31. 175
    Damian's Toyboy says:

    178 comments on MumsNet, the Tories and Osborne.

    Good, eh?

    Over on DT Blogs, Will Heaven managed one comment on this topic. Although, it wasn’t so much a comment as a cry for help.



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