Labour HQ Still Taking Lines From Draper
Yesterday Labour launched an attack poster laying into Dave. Sadly as they have no cash they couldn’t actually display it anywhere other than the internet. Something about it reminded Guido of an old friend’s negative campaigning strategy. Back in the day Derek Draper set up a fake Twitter account called “David Camera-on“. It was the normal inane lines but most intriguing was the people engaging with the account. It seems some key players, such as Sue MacMillan – Labour’s online chief, Adam Dustagheer a No10/Labour HQ bod and Greg Jackson who works for Tangent Labs – the web company that do all of Labour’s second-rate web stuff, were all in on it. Funny how Draper’s witty slogan ended up as an official campaign. Guido wonders what other pearls of Draper wisdom Labour will resort to employing as the campaign wears on…
Dolly’s still there.
Labour must be absolutely desperate.
You’re anti-Lobbying Campaign seems to be catching on with the MSM now Mr Fawkes.
MPs’ expenses: Andrew MacKay to work as lobbyist after quitting parliament
Andrew MacKay, the Conservative MP and former aide to David Cameron, is to take
a lucrative job in lobbying after quitting Parliament over his misuse of expenses.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/7205754/MPs-expenses-Andrew-MacKay-to-work-as-lobbyist-after-quitting-parliament.html
All expenses troughers are becoming lobbyists together.
http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/tombstone.php?poster=216304
Permatan has landed a very nice job(with a little help from his friends?) though he didn’t quite delay a leadership election did he?
almost on a par with French hypocrisy.
Check out the picture of the hot Muslim totty who is the girlfriend of French Minister for immigration, the very one trying to ban the Burka.
http://londonmuslims.blogspot.com/2010/02/french-minister-who-wants-to-ban-burka.html
You’re right LM.
Hot muslim totty indeed,
but she’s hot because she’s NOT wearing a burqa.
A good looking girl, LM. Not too disimilair to Mrs H, not muslim, but in France arabs always talk to her in their own language and are insulted when she replies in French. Mind you, in Israel they talk to her in Israeli. In Italy, etc, etc.
France is full of good looking arab chicks, most of whom do not want to marry a muslim.
Why is wanting to ban the horrible burqa and falling in love with a good looking woman hypocricy?
If I go to a strongly muslim country I cover my head, out of respect for the home culture.
Why should we not expect the same courtesy in the west and women take their sacks off?
London muslim – you clearly don’t understand the word hypocrisy. It would be hypocritical if she was wearing a burka – but she isn’t. She may disagree with the burka aswell. There’s nothing hypocritical about that.
The reason they don’t want to marry a fellow muslim is that they don’t want to be treated as a subhuman slave for the rest of their lives. It’s great being a muslim if you’re a bloke but shite for women.
The only reason they wear the burka is because their fathers or brothers will thrash them if they don’t. The muslim men of course can wear what they like – jeans, t-shirts woteva.
London Muslim i hate to point it out and cause offence, but you muslims would get on a lot better and quicker and more peaceful progress on your crusade for a world caliphate if you made your women more avaliable.
It’s a no brainer for the majority to choose between marrying a nice classy bird like Simon Cowells or a fat, two kids by two different dads dole scrounging uk chav bird.
But some of your pals are stuck covering them up, cutting their genitali off, honour killing them for talking to non muslims etc. etc.
You do have to sort of laugh at the general incompetence of it all, but hey thats mass religion for you, if you look beyond religion a fact of nature is the easiest way to a man is via his dick.
Agree totally. Go to many a Middle Eastern country and their women are off limits. British women in these countries are considered fair game. That is hypocrisy.
Catch a grip London Muslim. He’s not against Islam, just the practice of bringing specific backward Islamic traditions to the west that are incompatible with modern western society. If only our current shower of bastards in office would grow a pair and follow suit!
Besides, she’s pretty friggin hot. Only a selfish bastard Muslim would hide her in a ninja outfit.
I am and I don’t give a fuck who I offend,especially muslims
PHWWWWOOOOOOAAAARR!!!
Dirty bastard *cuff*
Not really.
The Burka is a symbol of muslim men’s oppression of muslim women. Obviously this French geezer’s imancipated looking bird has put him right on that score.
not really as they both have four legs …or am I missing something..?
So Dave Cameron says he will not allow Tory MPs to escape the law and avoid punishment. What a joke! Andrew MacKay`s elevation puts Cameron and the Tories in a very bade light – and it is not true that it is nothing to do with them. This reward for fraud is an outrage to public decency and an affront to the politicak system. MacKay should be prosecuted and imprisoned, along with his evil wife Julir Kirkbride. Public comment please, Mr Cameron!
MacKay has become a lobbyist which is the very thing Cameron railed against only yesterday. McKay has also removed his wig, which is interesting indeed. I always suspected that the top of his head was flat.
Typical of Cameron`s leadership with a firm hand. What a joke! Typical of Cameron making the Tories more relevant to `ordinary` people – how on earth could that freak MacKay or his scheming wife Kirkbride possibly be relevant to `ordinary` peope? What a joke! Just look at what is happening with candidate selection in Bromsgrove, or Chairman election in North Westminster. What a joke!
Prediction: the Dent family continue to control Bromsgrive, Kirkbride meddling secures the candidature for Charles Barwell. The Tories will lose Bromsgrove.
Under the circumstances, just as well.
This Kirkbride-MacKay scandal runs and runs.
People like Kirkbride, MacKay, and Cameron, have destroyed the Tory Party and made it unelectable. Let`s hope they lose Westminster North as well.
Dave’s a pretty straight sort of guy.
Oh yeah.
This cash is largely going anyway.
Going the same way, and to the same place the power has now gone, which is somewhere in Belgium, or France.
As I predicted, the PM’s expenses scam has come and almost gone, while the MEPS expenses scam has been sidelined or completely ignored.
I would be a fine thing if the power of corporate cash did not have such a disproportionate influence over our lives in general. For this to happen now, the power of corporate cash must also be removed from where the already corrupted power now is. Which is clearly, and it seems permanently with a group of establishment selected, and infinetely corrupted puppets, namely The European Commission, and Council of Ministers.
A sort of cleaning up the stable after the horse has died of deliberate neglect. Pointless, but it does look better, should the RSPCA care to un-expectantly turn up.
I wonder where mcbride is ? Not far away I’ll bet!
Gordon Borrowin
. . . being tied by your balls (sorry ladies and laddies) to the lamp post from which you will shortly be hanged.
That’s how desperate it is for Noo_Lie_Bore.
Do you wriggle and suffer the agony of trying to tear them off to get away?
And do you just make a token struggle and wait for the inevitable.
(Note I avoided any hint of ‘manly’ struggle or strong silent British strength – for none of the fuckers have the slightest.)
The bunker have learned nothing, Draper and McBride are still guiding the election campaign.
There must still be a few of Dolly’s Wallies around.
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They have no scruples or sense of decency. No slur is too base – McBride proved that. Wonder how he’s helping his old chums?
Extracting bananas from Mandyscum’s arse to feed to the master
I am your master.
http://snotworks.co.uk/picture.php?/205/category/1
This gnarled clit . .
. . has it, as in the case a gnarled tree, been exposed to the elements and been battered by ferocious gales? . . . . of . . . . wild . . . well . . . I’m too embarrassed to go on . . . . . . but I am curious
There was a young woman from Split,
Who had just the one withered tit.
Which was worse? Bark or bite?
Or was it the sight
Of her leathery, yellow gnarled clit?
I take breach of copyright seriously.
You will be hearing from me lawyers.
Perhaps he can’t get over the fact that the slopes of Kate Garraway were thickly covered in Anton’s snow this time last year.
Did we ever find out who the Daddy was?
“Although the programme was paused earlier this month, the governor refused to rule out further injections of liquidity into the economy, arguing that “it was far too soon” to rule out any further action.
The QE programme, which involves feeding money into the economy by buying up assets with newly created money, began in March last year.
Mr King did rule out extending the special liquidity scheme, however, which had provided banks with emergency cash at the peak of the financial crisis.”
Is this the back entry to Total State Ownership?
You will find that most of the Banks Pension funds are in index linked guilts…give you a clue ?
sub-conscious slip…gilts.
‘Gits’ would have sufficed.
Please come back Dolly – you were so entertaining.
Personally I’ve been having fun with the Tory Tombstone poster – here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/47367316@N05/4346694256/
Ta muchly…have nicked that for my blog
Please feel free to nick away………
Very good – let’s get that up around the country.
Most Excellent
Draper the Sheep !
Shagger in wellie bobs.
David Cameron flips and flops like a flippy-floppy thing.
I do think he’s dishy though.
But will your bum come out on top?
Pantomime rear of the year.
You know where to find me.
I will be re-elected
Harriet’s fat arse as rear of the year IS a joke, right?
ONH you know you want to, bit like xmas No1, power of the keyboard and laugh at the enemy
http://www.rearoftheyearcompetition.com/contact.html
We could give Gordon an early election victory in the male category
Hattie HotCrossBum more like.
In case no one knows. Many people in Britain get misdiagnosed as well as late diagnosed. The result is unnecessary deaths. It ought to be remembered that it is the solemn religious duty of certain members of the medical profession to neglect indigenous Brits to death. I believe they amount to up to 30% of the International Health Service Staff…
Remind me to put an ‘al’ before the rest of my surname and double the vowels in it.
Hi AlSuusiiee
On the other hand, my ancient relative’s cancer treatment in an NHS hospital recently was exemplary. She’s fitter than she was before the op. Everybody was nice to her, too.
Then there’s the other side of it : The recent experience with an elderly relative was that you may get to be seen within the allotted time but then more rules come into force.
Like the one that restricts oncologists to operating only if there’s a greater than 10 year life expectancy.
Given a 79-year-old guy with localised prostate cancer, nothing was done. Now it’s metastasized, there’s only one prognosis.
But he was seen “in time”. Target met…
Sarah Palin – who I would definitely NOT want to be the next US President – was correct when she talked about death panels. That is basically what we have with NICE and the NHS. In the US someone in their 80s would still get cancer treatment whereas here it would be “the drugs are to expensive” “not a long life expectancy.” Would you trade in your health insurance for that?
No, Palin was not correct. Her conclusion was a combination of lies and ignorance–much the same as yours, in fact.
A counter fact would bolster your case otherwise we are left thinking you are just sitting at your keyboard sobbing “not true, not true, the nhs could work if the right socialists run it…”
The problem – in my recent experience – is with the GP. Once my mum got into the hospital system her treatment (cancer) was excellent. They couldn’t have been more sensitive/efficient/caring etc. But it took nearly 6 months of her GP pissing about before she saw a consultant. In fact we diagnosed her condition – via the internet – before he did and insisted he referred her. She was seen within a week and treatment started the week following. The GP was still bollocking on about the symptoms being ‘her age’.
Have to disagree, to an extent, from my recent experience. My GP is pretty dilligent, referred me to a consultant within a week. Saved my life no less. Think it all being a bit hit and miss is the problem – the fact that doctors are themselves only human, prone to error, or in some cases are just lazy bastards. Unacceptable when they are literally dealing with life & death. But that’s, errr, life.
I guess we all have a tendency to generalize (especially on here!) But it’s hard to keep a sense of balance when it is, as you say, a matter of life/death.
OK Nice and specific…..
My GP is shit.
My father-in-law had a very agressive form of stomach cancer. However, it took over 3 months for this particular London hospital to admit him for surgery, even though they we well aware of the seriousness and urgency.He died 10 agonising months later. He was just 70.
Quite – all depends where you live nowadays.
Devon is good, London ain’t. Too many people, funds pissed away on stupid PFI deals and godawful management, so now they’re going to close hospitals – don’t get ill if you live in Greater London.
The NHS in London is exemplary if you are a politician.
That is why MPs are so utterly deluded about the reality of the NHS and the way the electorate feel about it.
unless you are an MP where St Thomas’ operates like a private health scheme for you.
whatever symptoms you tell mine he looks at Mimms and gives the script it says.
Fair cop. Still Guido you sad bastard, bet you’d love to get hold of a bird like Kate.
Her face looks like a horses but fair cop, I would put a bag over her head and play with the rest.
And what did the Household Cavalry think of her?
Skating on thin ice
She could well be good looking, by the standards of Great Britney!
Check out London Muslim for what a good looking woman looks like.
I think someone should make a poster with one of those awful grinning mugshots of gordon saying :-
‘Vote for Me and My New Death Tax’
That goes out on May 5th Nell the eve of the election.Just to remind everyone if they don’t go out and vote they’ll wake up on May 7th to a nightmare worse than they could ever imagine;Gordon Brown still in power.Trust me the fear of 5 more years of Labour will get even the laziest bastard down the polling booth.
It will actually, get me to emigrate.
No ! I still think this country is worth fighting for!!
157 – Quite right Nell.Splittings for pussies…..
Not as easy as you might want to think: most of your top choices are likely to enforce a rigid points/needs-based system. Processes are onerous and slow – for example, Canada takes about two years to reach the point where you can pack your bags and move.
Nobody wants to live within a culture which feels alien and leaves them ill at ease. The Greeks knew that exile was punishment.
Before making that decision, do very careful research – and be very sure that you will miss neither your friends nor the trivial details of your current life. Silly things like Bovril-flavoured crisps and PAXO stuffing.
We will not wake up to McSnot’s triumphant return on May 7th… that will happen on May 9th as most local authorities ‘can’t manage an overnight count” for some special or specious reason and will start the count on Friday morning. The starting the count 4-hours after the polling stations close rule has been ignored or is inconvenient in some way for this election…
Could it be that they need at least 11 hours to fill in enough fake votes to get the desired result? I don’t like it, I don’t like it one little bit.
Dave Miliband is torturing the bin man.
Shifty pompous shit on C4news.
I thought most of the expat Daily Mailgoloids on here were foaming at the mouth to dismantle the Communist NHS?
Shouldn’t you be delighted and agreeing with the poster if Dave secretly hates it?
Suck don’t blow.
And cup the balls too.
Jackass.
But enough about your private life and techniques for getting cider money from tramps.
Fuckwit.
You won’t be saying that on the inside Morley. You’ll be delighted to be giving blow-jobs considering the unlubricated alternative.
I know you ‘Lords’ are perverts in fancy dress but why boast to everyone about your own plans for when you get banged up Lord Hanningford ?
Ahem…
Shut it, you slag.
You’re nicked.
Regan
http://thestrangedeathofliberalamerica.com/bill-clinton-glass-steagall-and-the-current-financial-and-mortgage-crisis-part-two-of-an-indepth-investigative-report.html
Draper, Mandy, McBride, Campbell, an endless list of cretins and architects of this Country’s bankruptcy.
Countries accustomed to the undeserved goodies that socialism promised but delivered on borrowed money do not have the political will to cut the unaffordable spending. So in the near future, the market will force the requisite changes.
At some point the borrowed money train will halt and the goodies will disappear, just like in the USSR.
Like they did with the Banks ?
Undeserved goodies doesn’t even come close.
The Market destroyed the banks and, with their Labour friends, they are busy rebuilding their balance sheets at the public expense. We are paying for it. Why are they so close to our Labour pals….they produced a ponzi income stream for Labour social expenditure based on overvalued assets. The Market tore that wide open and will destroy the bubble that QE has artificially created.
the banks destroyed themselves and the gamblers on their payroll made Billions in Bonuses in the process
they certainly needed poodle ‘light touch’ regulators like Brown to do it though
The Market, to those familiar with 1950′s sci-fi, is nothing more or less than an emanation of our own ‘It’ – Freud’s awkwardly-Latinate id – the baser and feral urges of our own imagining.
It is not an independent entity. Without us, our emotions and desires, it would not exist.
Your comment has provided me with the appealing visual metaphor of the Market and QE battling to the death like Moth-ra and Godzilla, for which many thanks.
I would have liked it more if it had an airport security style full body pic of Gordon, with the text as…..
Gordon truss on!
Gordon truss…….. OMG… that’s sick!
This ‘right to see a cancer specialist in two weeks’ – when did I get that ‘right’?
Is it a law already?
Or is it another Labour lie.
It presupposes that doctors want to specialise in oncology. It is still command and control bullshit from Brown.
Not only that, but guess how it’ll be paid for? Those in what is currently ‘Warden-controlled’ accommodation (‘Hello, Margaret, are you all right? Do you want anything got in – milk, or anything?’) will now have a call – possibly twice a week, possibly once a month…(‘Hello, Margaret: hello, hello, Margaret? Margaret?’ I reckon the daft old bat’s just takin it out on me for forgettin her butter last month: she’ll come round – she’ll have to! I’ll make a note to call her again next month.)
Just never forget: what are Socialists in it for? THEMSELVES!
And don’t they say that you will get treatment within 18 weeks for cancer?
If so,then I would have died by the 18 week mark when I was diagnosed back in 2000.
Luckily went private and operated within 9 days of seeing my doctor for initial consultation.
Then had to drive 40 miles to Southampton for radiotherapy during the fuel strike – 5 days x 2 – by the end of the treatment,I was virtually the only driver on the motorway and I was offering lifts to other patients to get them home.
Brown is so cynical playing this cancer treatment bullshit – and he dares to tell Cameron that he is being bad by scaring the elderly with £20K demands.
Brown has absolutely no scruples – he is the devil incarnate.
So Labour can’t yet bring theselves to use posters of the great helmsman, father of the nation, bankrupter of the people (first class). Any poster with McRuin’s visage will have to be errected at night and out of reach of graffiti artists.
Isn’t it odd that the andybarefoot site hasn’t yet posted a labour poster for alteration?
A good point but
a) Labour haven’t yet put up nationwide billboards to alter
b) You can alter the web-only poster featured in this article here: http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/twofaced.php
That’s nothing, it’s gonna get a lot worse than that.
Labour are wounded, and the spite – masters are hard at work.
Cameron’s lot better have a decent campaign. Mind you, they made a decent start with the ‘Death tax’ poster.
Is it to early to hope? Or should i even fucking bother?
It really does demonstrate the fuckwittedness of Labour politicians doesn’t it? I mean there was Gordon week-in, week-out at PMQ shoe-horning in references to Tories IHT plans only benefitting his 3,000 closest pals.
And then he scores a spectacular own-goal like this. Tory plans will only benefit 3,000 families whereas ours will penalise everybody. You could go oout tomorrow with the kids in the car, get smashed into by Harriet Harman and the taxman will want 20K from you and 20K from the missus before turning what’s left over to the kids.
This calls for a mock-up of Brown and Darling with shovels digging into a fresh grave.
The Burke and Hare of British politics.
Electoral suicide.
New Cillit Brown.
BOOOOM! And the votes were gone.
Are they mad?
Self destructively incompetent. The trouble is that they’ve been there so long they’ve fucked the whole place up enough to take the rest of us with them.
New Cillit Brown.
BOOOOM!!! And the economy was gone.
Berk and Hareperson on the poster in a cemetery.
I like it.
Last time Labour set fire to over the economy the dead went unburied.
This time they have to take a loan first. Then they can die.
Fucking genius Bill.
What a poster.
Big photo of Tony Blair with ‘it can’t go on like this’ next to it
oh that’s right, CCHQ tried that and everyone defaced it
Good to see this latest one has hit the spot though.
coz dead people vote
Make your own…
http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/tombstone.php?poster=215227
Happy to oblige
http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/tombstone.php?poster=215400
Chortle.
http://mydavidcameron.com/posters3/rise1
Brill, Dack Blog!
Larf!
The tombstone should say.
NEW LABOUR
1997-2010
Forever in our debt
Gone but not forgiven.
the inheritance tax cuts aren’t going to happen
Dave’s downgraded it to an ‘aspiration’ which is the political equivalent of ‘never going to happen but we’re scared to tell the idiots’.
Aspiration is new Labour speak to “show that its something that they pretend to care passionately about.”
Have you noticed the PM going on about how ‘passionate’ he is nowadays.
“something I care passionately about”
Better if he keeps his passions confined to thimself. I know its valentines and all, but a Sarah Tweet about how Gordon “Passionately ” ripped off his pants would be too much.
Need a hand with third rate porn?
Sure do, both of mine are trying to grasp something small and slimy!
And no it isn’t the Mrs!!
Not a problem for the Stiftung Waad of Vaduz, fortunately. The good thing about Inheritance Tax is that it stops oiky fellows inheriting any serious money and keeps the middle classes in their place.
“The out-of-control car approaching rapidly from behind is …. A Toyo..fuck!”
LMAO! Another one..
The car in front, used to be behind you, but could not stop!
‘The car in front… has just gone over a cliff! Acceleration: it’s what we’re good at!’
Probably an american who can’t tell the difference between the two pedals
You can take a fucking MSC in climate change and studying the IPPC.
fucking ell fire, i’ve seen it all now.
Actually it’s “climate disruption” now. They were struggling to make “global warming “stick and the climate has never stopped changing for about 4.5 billion years.
“climate disruption” FFS
Funny how heat and cold are all caused by 4X4s and that we will be up to our arses in displaced penguins, drowning polar bears, refugee eskimoes and icebergs.
BUT
Just another 10 quid on road tax, a couple of pence on a litre of petrol to fund the eco-quacks and the problem goes away?
Wankers
would you like to deposit you 4X4 in my corking new Green Bank ?
AIR-CON will be next to be banned from your gas guzzler,stop those penguins freezing to death! UK pensioners fuck-em,they aint photo-genic enough for a socialist paradise where as someone elses birds well there sooooooooooooo cute!
Actually it’s “climate disruption” now. They were struggling to make “global warming “stick and the climate has never stopped changing for about 4.5 billion years.
I didn’t realise Labour’s poster was only on the internet.
Yup, but the BBC will give it plenty of coverage. They know the labour party are on the verge of financial oblivion, so are helping out as much as they can by providing lots of free national advertising.
Well, I say free, as in the labour party doesn’t have to pay for it. We all do instead!
…Can’t we get Labour’s creditors to file for a Winding-Up Order? (HMRC are doing it to Portsmouth FC, and I think Portsmouth has been run better financially.)
Redknap explained what happened to Pompey on the news, or he could have been explaining Labia economic policy. 6 and two 3s
When I see Drapers w*hore on GMTV,I have to look away – I do hope she is one of the ones to get the P45.
Seconded.
Smarmy sneering cow.
You watch GMTV!!
FFS! Get a life!
Everyone knows the left wing are immature scum.
As a football chant, it doesn’t scan properly: one syllable too many.
Of course these filth are still using the ridiculous, puffed up, self regarding, broke Draper, and presumably the hate filled McBride too.
All the son of the Manse has to offer the English people are lies, distortions, untruths, hate filled fantasies, and debt.
This one eyed, lying Scotch idiot will make pacts with anyone to ensure he doesn’t lose control of power.
With these inadequate, mendacious, mentally unstable, bullying, maladroit characters, it’s all about power and control.
If he is rejected by the English people, his total mental collapse will follow soon after.
He might be sharing the same potty with blood soaked Al Campbell then.
“Labour HQ still taking lines from Draper” Indeed
I prefer to do my lines from a reputable Tory dealer.
For those not as streetwise as myself,I refer of course to snorting Coke
Don’t the bubbles get up your nose?
or the ice cubes?
I find Coke a bit too dry, harsh, and hot; now, a bit of Welsh Steam-coal – or a Derby Bright…
You haven’t tried Furnacite — takes you to heaven in a hod.
Will we still be able to be referred to Mr Draper for psychological treatment if the tories get in? Will we be able to get him on the NHS I wonder.? Dave should tell us.
VACANCIES. We are seeking 659 men and women for the post of MP, no qualifications required, other than perhaps knowledge of the language of duplicity.
Job description; 139 days per year, pay £467 per day or £65,000 per year, generous expenses allowances, subsidised restaurants and bars, gilt edge pensions, attractive lobbyists perks, prestige position in society, freedom to take up other well paid employment, where mastery of the language of duplicity, greatly assists promotions to senior post, and greater rewards of junior and senior ministers, with prospects of promotion to the Lords. Dedicated, trustworthy people with strong desire to serve the community, such as nurses and alike, need not apply.
Paul Lehmans
Within 24 hours?
As long as you’re prepared to pay his exorbitant fee you can have derek anytime you want him , and at a minute’s notice.
That’s labour y’see. They’ll do anything for money!
frightful oiks! one never talks about money
now if you’ll excuse me this multimillionaire has to claim some benefits
Ka-Ching!
There’s nothing wrong with having money , if you earned it or inherited it. Most of us have to earn it.
Trouble with this labour crew in HoC and HoL: they didn’t have it, didn’t want to earn , but were quite prepared to thieve it !!
Quite Right nell! you tell them old girl
380 thieving MPs and not one of them was a Conservative
what’s that? oh! I’m afraid my Lawyer has just informed me I must keep silent while my court case awaits
I must try those turnips to aid my tragic memory loss Alzheimers defense
What’s that ratio of troughing MP’s? – 1 tory to five labour!
HoL may be similar , but they are being so secretive it’s difficult to judge. At the moment we have Hanningfield charged and Uddin waiting to be charged. Ratio: 1 conservative and 1 labour.
I suspect if the HoL was made to do a proper public, open audit as the Commons have been made to do, we should find the Ratio much the same as in the Commons.
Don’t worry about him, Nell: he’s an American – can’t spell Defence.
Can’t spell hanningfield either!!!
You forced pulling numbers out of thin air like all those half digested turnips from your arse now nell ?
I suggest you look at the actual telegraph files where they could only find 50 MPs who could be considered saints where it came to expenses.
Get out your abacus and work out how many that leaves and of those 50 ‘saints’ only some 19 were Conservative.
the only thing worse than Piggy MPs are their disgusting apologists
Jail all the thieves
Labour Conservative and Lib Dem
not only are dave and gideon millionaire housing benefit cheats but the fact that david davis is not shadow home secretary proves what an insecure, self serving character cameron is and how his decision making skills are as bad as gordon brown’s.
dave is another one of those loser politicians who didnt’ get ahead by virtue of their own abilities but by spiking fellow MPs to neuter any challengers.
david cameron and gordon brown are very similar characters: corrupt, weak, paranoid and selfish.
neither has their party’s interests at heart tone.
these are the facts.
welcome to reality.
all these factors will lead to a hung parliament. end of story.
Not so much a Parrot, more an ill-educated Cock… atiel, I’d say.
Whoever heard of a Psitticoid speaking in lower case, and with such poor spelling? These Labour types must be truly desperate, for some strange reason…
SSKKRRAAAARRKK!!! (flapflapflap) SQUIIIIIIIIIRRR… (cuttle) (crunch)
tat?
Oh dear, ‘Tat, Dave the benefit cheat, hung parliament fuckwittery’ is back, and the poor little butt fuck still thinks we don’t know it’s him.
WOW ! Didn’t that smoke mcbride out of his 10 drowning st hole!!!
Yesterday I visited an old people’s home in Whitney to canvass my elderly constituents. I said to an 89 year old lady “Have you been bed ridden since you arrived here? She said “Yes twice, but I prefer to take it up the arse on the sofa”.
nell the expenses piggy apologist thinks now thinks tat is mcbride
WOW ! bask in the irony
Witney, idiot.
FOR SALE 90,000,000 doses of tamiflue vaccine !
would suit small banana republic spinning an epidemic
to keep the really bad news off the front pages
contact Dept health London
Use-by date End Feb 2010.
The wilderness years await the odious bunch of leftie turds !!!
It’s actually rather a good piece of satire. Better than that awful poster of Dave looking like Commander Data, anyway. I can’t think why Dave doesn’t make a commitment to cut NHS admin by 10% and redistribute the funds to patient care.
Except it will be lost on the average Lab voter
It would cost too many jobs and Dave loves the NHS after it saved Ivan.
If Dave says he’s going to save on the NHS paper clip budget Labour/BBC will translate that as killing off babies in the maternity ward.
This is going to be the nastiest campaign ever. Labour are ashamed to campaign on their record, and neither party wants to tell voters what it will cut. So we’ll get attack posters instead, attempting to scare voters about what the “other lot” will do if elected.
Its already stated with Birminghamcity council looking to axe 20% of staff
I might be wrong but I thought they said that they were going to axe 2000 jobs out of 32,000 = 6.25%
Sorry i might be getting mixed up with the greeks
easy mistake to make
not much difference in the state of the two economies
They’re all grown men behaving like children.
It’s pathetic, really.
They’ve already explicitly said that they don’t want to campaign/mention anything that they’ve ever done; they only want to make it about “what happens next”.
The tories can validly ignore what the tories did back when they were in power, because it was long ago and a large number of the current shadow cabinet weren’t even MPs at the time, or at least weren’t ministers. Besides which, they left labour with a fantastic economic legacy at the time that they were ejected.
Labour, however, can’t use the “I wasn’t there” defence, because all the current cabinet are responsible for completely destroying the economy, ruining our international reputation diplomatically, and generally making everything they touched turn to shit.
Brown’s basically said “I don’t care that the country’s bankrupt, and I don’t want to even think about why that happened. The important thing is that you let us get in again to have another go and don’t let those nasty tories in”
There is already a huge death tax on the entire country.
It is called Gordon Brown.
They tax the shit out of you all your life and now they want to tax the dead Tax and Grave robbing What Labour do Best
They’ll be taxing babies when they’re born next – there’s still time to rush it through.
they lull the 30% from birth, Child trust fund, it’s only if you work they TAX every transaction right up untill the moment of death, and a little bit longer, to give to the very rich and the very idle. Well not just very idle.
It’s socialism.
When Granny dies, she is not allowed to give money to her grandchildren.
It is taken by the state so that the State can give money to everybody’s grandchildren.
But isn’t it strange how we pay taxes, and socialist politicians end up millionaires?
Is this a bad idea, or any less morally reprehensible than the Death Tax, which at least accepts the concept of a flat-rate irregardless of earnings?
“Sadly as they have no cash they couldn’t actually display it anywhere other than the internet.”
Dashed sporting of you to oblige.
ouch!
What about Browns alleged £ 50,000, could pay for the odd poster
So Jimmy how many of the people visiting this site are likely to vote for Labour. Not many would be my guess. Are you a masochist who just comes here to be bitch slapped?
I’m assuming most of you aren’t old enough to vote, nevertheless I thought it was a nice gesture on Guido’s part.
SQUREEEEERRK!!! JIMMYJIMMY!!! (tweetle) BALDIE!!!
And here’s a nice gesture from all of us………………do one.
Why don’t you fuck off and die Jimmy? The country needs your 20 grand.
GOR DON BROWN: Says he abolished boom and bust.
MOR ON BROWN: Bankrupted the country in the worse recession ever seen.
I am increasingly fed up. The crisis in Greece is being described by the Eurocrats as an “attack” by “speculators”. For fuck’s sake, if you run an economy based on the black market, unrestrained public spending, retirement at 50 etc. then why the fuck should people lend you money ?
Pension funds are funded by workers savings, hedge funds are funded by private capital invested by people who have worked for it. Why the fuck should the institutions who have a explicit obligation to look after their client’s funds lend money to a company/government that can’t or won’t pay it back? What a fucking joke.
So now, we are going to have “significant announcements” on the EU’s role in regulating the economies of the 27 countries in Europe on Thursday or Friday. These announcements will include “supervision” and a “radical shift in the economic and social role of the EU” (according to an unnamed Eurocrat) – for this read further political integration as Von Rumpy and Baroso’s comments allude to. This is despite the fact that the whole fucking problem is caused by a fucking rigid, ideologically driven, undemocratic over regulated post socialist nightmare called the EU and the Euro. If Greece was independent, then spending their grandchildren’s futures on the fucking parasitic public sector and unions would not be an option (I know that’s what we’re doing here in the UK, but we have one last chance – at the next budget to calm the markets.
So now, here in the people’s utopian socialist republic of harworkingfamiliesteacherspolicedoctorsandnurses, we have a new campaign, supported by the economically illiterate, illiberal and communists (sorry, “liberals”) called the “robin hood tax”*. Apparently, a global tax of 0.05% on all bank transactions that don’t involve “members of the public” (- who is and who isn’t a member of the public?) can raise £xxxx billion per annum for use in combating climate change, alleviating poverty, funding the NHS, funding international aid etc. with no effect on the “public” at all. Well blow me down, removing £xxxx billion from the economy and adding an additional level of bureaucracy to financial transactions clearly won’t effect profits (your pension, your interest rate on your deposit, your investments in funds etc.) or the price of commodities, CDS etc.
The real question with the “robin hood tax” is where the fuck does the money go and who the fuck will administer it? What a fucking joke. No fucking taxation without representation – if this madcap idea goes through then I guarantee that it will fund either the EU, UN or some other fucking corrupt organisation that will ride roughshod over our fucking sovereignty.
*I like the fact this has had to be rebranded owing to the fact that the original name “tobin tax” is forever associated with a serial killer.
Laave the Bankers alone!!!!
Haven’t they suffered enough ?
I like the cut of your jib Angry me lad !
But Richard Curtis wrote a lot of funny romcoms and half of Blackadder, so he must know what he’s doing. And that makes him an expert in all things taxational.
I find the image of Mr. Draper giving our Prime Minister any pearls most disturbing.
Especially if it was in form of a necklace.
you should see what we all deposit on our shadow cabinet chums for a
‘Bullingdon Bowtie’
OT
Is Sion Simon so far up Bruins arse that he has to even emulate the curse of Jonah?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8508023.stm
Simon says egregious.
http://twitter.com/Looneydog/status/6376262169
Not a bad play on words, problem is we are just going to replace one horrendous lot of chancers with a different lot of chancers.
For so long as ‘Dave’ surrrounds himself with people like ‘Fish Finger’ Ross and his ilk, they will always be exactly that, a bunch of mates all looking for the main chance at some very nice little earners.
No statesmen any more you see, just chancers.
http://www.madeformums.com/mums-and-dads/new-campaign-to-keep-your-child-safe-online/5010.html
Oh for crying out loud!! – edballs has launched another website today – it seems at the moment that he’s launching one-a-day. Lord knows where he’s getting his money from to do it, given that he and gordon have bankrupted the country anyway!
A few days ago edb launched a website telling us how to change nappies etc. Yesterday’s website , forget what it’s purpose was, was launched under a name that accidentally connected to a gay porn site.
Today’s is called madeformums and tells us how to talk to our own children on the web. Why would I want to talk to my children on the web – I’d rather do face to face over the dinner table or sitting comfortably in my lounge. Strange relationshipballs must have with his children if he thinks he can only be comfortable talking to them over the web!
Talk about telling granma how to suck eggs!!
How many people access these ‘guide for idiots’ sites??!! And how much are they costing us?
http://www.madeformums.com/mums-and-dads/new-campaign-to-keep-your-child-safe-online/5010.html
Oh for crying out loud!! – edballs has launched another website today – it seems at the moment that he’s launching one-a-day. Lord knows where he’s getting his money from to do it, given that he and gordon have leached the country dry anyway!
A few days ago edb launched a website telling us how to change nappies etc. Yesterday’s website , forget what it’s purpose was, was launched under a name that accidentally connected to a gay porn site.
Today’s is called madeformums and tells us how to talk to our own children on the web. Why would I want to talk to my children on the web – I’d rather do face to face over the dinner table or sitting comfortably in my lounge. Strange relationshipballs must have with his children if he thinks he can only be comfortable talking to them over the web!
Talk about telling granma how to suck eggs!!
How many people access these ‘guide for idiots’ sites??!! And how much are they costing us?
you could launch one telling grandmas how to eat turnips nell
nobody cares about these idiot websites
they are busywork for the ‘special needs’ cabinet members to try and keep them out of trouble
http://www.cookitsimply.com/category-0020-0237p.html
Don’t knock granma’s – we’re the one’s who hold families together.
And don’t knock turnips and swedes , they’re pretty good when they’re cooked properly!!
Good honest English traditions! gordon’s nearly killed them all off!!
knock turnips and swedes , they’re pretty good when they’re cooked properly!!
Alice meets the Mad Hatter (10/6) at the Tea party, move along, move along, while the Dormouse dozes in the teapot.
Ah, Nell – you omitted the majestic parsnip!
The late Anthony Aloysius Hancock, in his tribute to The Archers, encapsulated the nation’s adulation:
“A parsnip in me onion patch
A parsnip in me shed
A parsnip in me ‘ot water bottle
To keep me warm in bed”
… and then there’re all the interminably long ones on Classic FM: [Jingle] Did you know that you can get money for old rope? You didn’t? Here’s where we can help you! Just click on to UKGOV.gov.uk/oldrope, and examine the options: how old is your rope? is it frayed? was it issued you in accordance with the provisions of the Rope Authority Code of Conduct? have you any other possible causes for complaint?
Remember, that UKGOV is ‘Here to Help You’, and ignore those siren-voices that try to tell you that claiming Compensation from UKGOV, merely means taking money from someone else’s pocket: we are the acknowledged experts at that! [Jingle] Why go to the mere amateurs, when you can rely on THE EXPERTS?
(This advertisement comes to you courtesy of The Taxpayer, not you, directly. No Animals were harmed in the preparation of this cholesterol-free programme. There IS such a thing as a free lunch.)
Was trying to find the Ed Balls school visit clip filmed during the swine flu hysteria, seems to have disappeared but we were treated to the sight of Mr Balls teaching the Kiddies to wipe their noses on their jacket sleeves, Its hygienic ( I kid you not ).
..especially with the recent swine flu outbreak.
He just loves to keep telling us how Government know better that we do, to bring up our own children.
I wish he’d just mind his own business and butt out!
shame he cant open a web site for all the fucking jobs in the Gaurdian and
save us a few million.FFS cant do that their are daily rag,
nell, it may be urban myth but I heard on C4 that 40% of households do not have a dining table! edb’s own experience as a parent can only but have influenced this strategy, maybe his ‘vision’ of the future
O/T but has anyone seen this drivel?
Apparently the Tobin Tax ‘won’t be applied to anyone’s savings or pensions’ – but anyone with savings or a pension is likely to be indirectly taxed.
Also the tax could be used to pay ‘poor countries, fund crucial action against climate change round the world and avoid cuts to crucial public services in this country’.
Another socialist pipe-dream, to be paid for using other people’s money.
When will these fools learn the public love speculators and Bankers.
They behaved impeccably.
It was the regulator creating great big dollops of credit in order to tax the consumption thus created (never a good idea to use credit for consumption).
of course it was
credit ratings agencies declaring worthless gambling slips AAA+
over-regulation
Banks leveraging themselves up to 40-1 on those worthless bets
over-regulation
Bankers hiding those worthless bets in other derivatives selling them on and making Billions in Bonuses in the process
over-regulation
The Banks didn’t want to make all those bets and record short term profits and Bonuses they were FORCED to do it by the regulators
of course they were
you must be one of the very few Bankers, sorry people, who thought Brown’s ‘light touch regulation’ was onerous in light of the following Banking catastrofuck
idealogues are always amusing when they try to re-write history
Mission Accomplished and a glorious success in Iraq too was it?
Are we dead yet dad…?
http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/tombstone.php?poster=215252
http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/tombstone.php?poster=215270
http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/tombstone.php?poster=215325
Genetically modified Dolly. Baah!
http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/tombstone.php?poster=215338
Dodgy territory… split personality… nutter… reminder of another leader…
Banana split?
It looks like Labour have air-brushed those photos of Cameron.
Probably – but the idiots won’t see that
You mean air-brushed them even more of course.
God, the awful people they are dragging up to dig themselves out of trouble! Alastair Campbell sobbing….. now Derek Draper! Why not that other bully, Damian McBride!
They are absolutely desperate to hang onto power and are bringing in the lowest, scummiest, most bullying thugs they can find to beat a victory out of this country. I am praying what Boris said in the Telegraph this week is right. He has faith in the common sense of the British people to vote for change. I do too, but I am appalled how low Labour are sinking to save themselves.
Edballs is launching a website a day – telling mums how to change nappies, dads how to talk to children on the web, granma’s how to bottle feed their newborn grandchildren , children how to avoid swineflu by wiping their noses properly!!!!
Where is ed getting his money when we know that this labour government has overspent so badly that there is no money available even for necessities?
It couldn’t be? could it??!! That edballs is using taxpayers/government money to launch websites that he thinks will solicit votes for labour in the forthcoming election because labour doesn’t have any money of its own to publicise it cause??
Horror of horrors!! Labour is using government funds to fight a dirty election campaign whilst it is starving our troops in Afghanistan of the funds and equipment needed to keep our lads alive!!!!
Manchester Evening News and several dozen regional news titles just sold by the Grauniad to Mirror Group Newspapers for not much money
Paul Gooden, analyst at Royal Bank of Scotland, said: “The disposal price of £44.8m looks very low, particularly as only a small proportion of it is cash.”
Hmm
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2009/12/31/worst-celebrity-pairings-of-2009/
The picture Ed Balls prayed the country would never see. Is this really a future Prime Minister?
Does everyone have a right to see a cancer specialist? Even if I don’t have cancer? Shall I pretend to have cancer just to please the government? Will a celebrity come and visit me when I am getting treatment? Maybe Jedward. Will they shorten my chances of survival?
Try having a genuine problem ie a child needing an nhs paediatric consultant to diagnose an urgent problem as we did.
What happened??? The consultant was completely uninterested and our child was dying!!!
What did we have to do? Pay for care from a paediatric gastro-enterologist!
If we hadn’t done that she would have have been dead by now. No doubt gordon, at this point in time,would have been levying a £20,000 fine for her death!!!
no he would have personally killed the child of course
hysterical hyperbole notwithstanding
A sorry tale nell, but the reality is that you’ll be no better off under Conservative management of the NHS, which was on it’s knees under the last governments stewardship.
PROSECUTE JULIE KIRKBRIDE and imprison the evil bitch!
And dont let Camoron
give her thieving fucking ugly bastard husband a job in the lobby
That`s already guaranteed, I`m afraid.
So the Tories reward their fraudsters not clean them out. Cameron lies!
What – not even cleaning boots ‘n that, – kno’ wot oi mean guv?
You low achievers never learn anything. I have said that I WILL BE BACK. My influence and that of my darling husband Andrew will be undiminished and our influence on the Conservative Party will ring through the decades. David Cameron is simply simply marvellous and he WILL look after both Andrew and myself. You scoffed when I said it before but now you know. Andrew and myself will remain influential high earners and dominant political forces. The name JULIE KIRKBRIDE will resonate through the Conservative Party for years to come – just you see!
Political integrity and British justice have both taken a hammering in all this, and David Cameron is complicit in both. Bromsgrove is still a mess thanks to the Kirkbride antics, and it is impossible for decent people to vote Conservative in this constituency. Kirkbride arrogantly boasts that she will triumph, and she has. She has escaped the law and any censure whatsoever from David Cameron. What an apalling state of affairs.
The significance of the Kirkbride/MacKay affair, its aftermath, the Cameron factor, and its impact on the Conservative Party and its prosepects, should not be ignored. All the predictions accurately given on these matters are coming to fruition, It is impossible for Cameron to take the action neede, even assuming he would want to. Houses of Iniquity have many secrets – who will start the demilition work? In the meantime fraudsters and worse continue to prosper.
Didn’t Julie once play Stephen Milligan’s beard when he was trying to get selected?
Who said `honesty pays`?
The New Model Tory Party denigrates its loyalists and rewards its fraudsters.
Simples.
Not Us Mate
In payment for silence over ‘Tango Steve’
The principles of Danegeld apply. The payments for silence are not yet complete.
McKay & Kirkbride, as likely a couple as Sarah/Gollum
Why did Julie agree to that FFS?
If you observed Bromsgrove politics you would understand.
Bromsgrove Man, why don’t you and Julie Kirkbride get a fucking room? You so want to do her, it’s painful to watch.
Sorry! But I hear the deathknell bells sounding for the kirkbrides.
They are on the way out. Nobody in the Conservative Party is likely to listen to the corrupt kirkbride or her even more corrupt husband andy.
Yes! Yes! I know! They are still trying to drum up support for themselves. But like gordon, and balls who are doing exactly the same thing , the drumming is beginning to sound ever more hollow!!!
This is wishful thinking Nell, although I hope you are right. The Kirkbride factor will be here for a long time to come, and Cameron has proved he is incapable and unwilling to do anything about it.
Nell, just explain why the police are turning a blind eye to these blatant farudsters, and why does David Cameron refuse to censure them?
It’s a mystery to me but I suspect a small truce has been called to let Kirkbride and her beau off the hook in return for not pursuing the Balls/Cooper’s financial arrangements. Personally I’d sacrifice Kirkbride to skewer the Balls/Coopers but maybe Ms Kirkbride holds a few other cards up her sleeve to prevent that obvious pawn sacrifice.
And when I say ‘maybe’ I mean ‘obviously’.
There is no other rational explanation.
Obviously. You are absolutely right but even this aspect is but a small part of the story. No doubt there will be more to come. Houses of iniquity have many secrets.
Nell, just explain why the police are turning a blind eye to these blatant farudsters, and why does David Cameron refuse to censure them?
Nell, just explain why the police are turning a blind eye to these blatant farudsters, and why does David Cameron refuse to censure them? What exactly is the reason for, and nature of, their immunity?
because he’s a hypocrite like nell
Theres more to it than that.
http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/tombstone.php?poster=215643
Very, very good.
Labour/LD are doomed – DOOMED to defeat!!! Thats what the last 48 hours have shown – I am surprised at Labours relience on Spin and the media they have become the one club golfer in British politics. I wonder what potency the spin bullshit will have in opposition?
Particularly once CMD – on Day 1 – presented as a tax cut to the British people – makes the TV licence fee voluntary.
The TV licence fee is just Poll Tax for TV. It’s not means tested. It’s not dependent on amount of use. It’s sole purpose appears to be to keep a couple of thousand Welsh (Labour) voters employed and the propaganda arm of the Labour Idiocy in Champagne.
P45s all round. Sell the airwaves. Just like Brown sold the phone frequencies.
Jeremy Clarkson can buy himself a channel all to himself and broadcast Top Gear 24/7.
Fuck you BBC. You had your chance and you blew it. You went along with the lies and the economic destruction. You cheered the Labour Idiocy even as the economy stumbled and smacked its teeth out. You went along with the Big Lie that it was all somebody elses fault.
You are lying liars of the worst kind. Oxbridge garduates who know better and yet you chose to prostitute the facts for another fat cheque and the ‘prestige’ of your mummy being able to brag that her little boy works for the BBC.
You C*nts.
Steady on old boy.
We only broadcast what we’re told to y’kno.
And it must be true because He Who Saved The World says it is.
So there.
Don’t forget to pay your telly tax though will you? We need the money, – we’ve got a Pension Pot to look after and lots of people on nice fat salaries.
Dave won’t abolish the BBC in a million years.
Dream on.
His ‘big idea’ was to replace the BBC Trust.. with another Trust!!!
Revolutionary.
Who says he doesn’t have any Policies ?
Good Evening.
And here is the latest news from the Beloved and Glorious LEader.
67,000 million UK children were raised from abject poverty last week alone.
The Glorious Leader introduced 67,000 million new laws last month.
67,000 million new jobs were created in the ‘Government’ (sic) and it’s associated quangos last month
Global Climate ‘Disruption’ (sic) will allow the G+BL to introduce 67,000 million quid’s worth of new taxes this month
And everyone now loves the G+BL.
That is all.
Now Fuck off
Mr ‘Dave’ Camerhoon, EUSSR., NBG., says
Oh I say!
That all sounds very exciting!
In other news the Maximum Imbeciles Eastern incarnation shows how to do the job properly.
With thanks to the BBC of North Korea…
http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm
February 9. 2010 Juch 99
Story of hoes Kim Jong Il
Pyongyang, February, 9 (KCNA) — One day in February Juche 98 (2009) General Secretary
Kim Jong Il gave field guidance to the Wonsan Shoes Factory.
He took a pair of women’s shoes in his hands to examine its shape, color and weight and found it so heavy.
After a while, he told officials that shoes produced by the factory were very heavy and their soles were so thick that a pair of soles was enough for two or three pairs of shoes.
He then righted their wrong view that even such shoes should be fully supplied to people and urged them to produce light and quality ones for them.
The officials were touched much by his loving care of the people.
He emphasized that in order to send greater quantities of clothing materials to the people it is necessary to operate the newly-built vinalon processes at full capacity with a view to keeping production going at a high rate and, at the same time, dynamically push ahead with the project for expanding the factory’s capacity including the construction of a carbide furnace.
The happy events taking place in all fields of the revolution and construction one after another herald a rosy future of a thriving nation in which everything prospers, he noted, earnestly calling once again for glorifying this year, the 65th anniversary of the founding of the Party, as a year of great changes and thereby bringing about a decisive turn in building a great prosperous and powerful nation.
As I have pointed out – the comparisons in coherent thought and reportage between our very own Maximum Imbecile/BBC combo and the the Kim-Jong-Il/KCNA duo cannot be denied.
Form following function.
Pravda and the North Korean TV do the same things for the same reasons, that is why they are identical apart from language.
Money, power, and influence are the rewards.
The reward for failure in N Korea consists of the kind and beneficial leader relieving you of life through much suffering, so that death can be properly appreciated.
That is where Pravda is taking us.
Some timely advice from Charlie Brooker about advertising in the media. Politicians take note.
On a lighter NHS note – though only because if you didn’t laugh you’d cry – check out from 54 minutes in of yesterday’s ‘PM’: the new ‘designer’ hospital gown. (Mair’s ‘Velcro?’ comment being the highlight). It’s made from ‘aspirational cotton’ don’tcha know.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b00qgsg7
I see the new designer gown as a metaphor for all that’s fucked up with… well, everything.
Anonymous says:
February 10, 2010 at 5:18 pm
What is all this about Boy Millar being a naughty boy down in Cardiff bay with a couple of members of the oppostion?
Went awol for 5 days a couple of weeks ago.
Are the press holding the story back for the election to shit stir in Clwyd West?
Me smells something fishy, and it ain’t the fish down here in the bay!
Over to you Guido!
Darren Millar being the Tory Assembly member for Clwyd West, a practising christian who has been putting it about, many of us know about it down here, bit know one will spit it out so to speak!
Why???
It was a gay orgy I supplied the balloons gordon brown supplied the Bananas !
Sensible tea lady on ITV news, wearing a pair of blue disposable gloves as she serves Brown.
The Granita coffee shop meeting.
New documents.
Boss Mandelson is laying out the plan for the finances heist.
[pointing to each respective member]
MANDELSON:Here are your names
Mr. Brown, Mr. Red, Mr. Green, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Beige.
GORDON: Hey, why am I Mr. Brown?
BLAIR: Because you’re a faggot.
GORDON: Very funny .Why can’t we pick our own colours?
MANDELSON:: No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn’t work. You got four guys all fighting over who’s gonna be Mr. Black, but they don’t know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. Anyway, Ali Campbell is Mr Black. I pick. You’re Mr. Brown. Be thankful you’re not Mr. Yellow.
GORDON: Yeah, well I’d rather be Mr Yellow. Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. Shit.
MANDELSON:: You’re not Mr. Yellow. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Yellow. You’re Mr. Brown.
Ed MILIBAND: Who cares what your name is?
GORDON: Yeah, that’s easy for your to say, you’re Mr Green. Easy for you to say who cares.. You have a politically acceptable sounding name. Alright look, if it’s no big deal to be Mr. Brown, you be Mr Brown.
MANDELSON:: Hey! NOBODY’S trading with ANYBODY. This ain’t a goddamn, fucking House of Lords meeting, you know. I’ll say them again.
Balls is Mr Red.
Miliband is Mr Green.
Hain is Mr Orange.
Blair is Mr Blue.
Darling is Mr Beige
And you’re Mr Brown.
Now listen up, Mr. Brown. There’s two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what’s it gonna be, Mr. Brown?
GORDON: Ok . Ok. Its just that, you know, who wants to have a name of a vengeful fuckin’ incompetent imbecile? Couldn’t I be Mr Pink instead?
MANDELSON: I’m Mr Pink!
GORDON: Ok.. fine I’ll be Mr shit. Mr fuckin’ shit. Can’t I be Mr Champagne?
MANDELSON: Woodward is Mr Champagne.! I ain’t tellin’ you again Gordon. Are you coming with us to rob this country blind or are you stayin’ here with your dick in your coffee?
GORDON: I was just saying, if you give someone a shit name they’re liable to do a shit job. That’s all I was sayin’. But Fine. You’re the boss. I’ll be Mr shitty.
But I’m not in a good place right now. It might make me all unstable and depressed.
MANDELSON: Whoopee-do. . You go with Blair and Darling, Mr Brown.
GORDON: {looks at the two men} Stuck in the middle with you? I should have been Mr Snot.
brown = shit
Hyuck hyuck hyuck
dat funnee
no it’s what you eat you worthless little cun’t
Very funny Bill Q
There is one thing that sticks in my throat but it must be said
Gordon McMental Mcbust has fucked up not just everything he’s touched
but also everything he has backed or given his blessing to
But there is one thing that he has done that seems to be to his credit
He refused to join the euro ! despite blair pushing for it
socredit where credit is due well done Mr Brown
That out of the way Your still a C*nt and i hope you die !
It’s probably the one thing we need to thank his control freakery for, plus the fact he probably did it to annoy Blair.
Seems balanced and well reasoned to me.
This air brushing has gone a bit far … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWut7c19SCg (though have to confess Laughed Out very Loud at the hat/Hague joke)
It did’nt take the Zorbas long to hit the streets kicking off. Maybe there will be a euro revolution,fucking deal with that you troughing twats
So a dodgy Somalian comes to Britain, gets a passport and fucks off to Afghanistan where he’s picked up by the Yanks and roughed up, and we’re supposed to give a fuck?
Oh. I forgot. He’s one of us now.
If he thinks thats Gitmo torture wait till he gats some Parkhurst shitkicking.
He ain’t. He’s going to get a big payout of taxpayers compensation.
Ever get the feeling you’ve been had?
Not a million miles away from the Brown vision….
http://www.comebackalive.com/df/dplaces/northkor/index.htm
For even more knee-slaps, check out the Korean Central News Agency’s new web site. DP’s favorite headline is “U.S. Stands Alone on Land Mine.” Although graphically as creative as a pancake, you’re sure to howl at the copy, which continually adulates Kim Jong Il as having “perfectly controlled the complicated situation of the world.” Of course, don’t expect much on the mess the leader has perfectly controlled in his own back yard, namely four consecutive years of famine that one UN official said could turn into “one of the biggest humanitarian disasters of our lifetime.”
Brown is to economics what Kim-Jung-Il is to agriculture.
*checks watch*
Another day nearer to Labour’s total and deserved final fucking obliteration. Fuck off, fuck off completely. You’re shit, and you know you are. Only under a fucking Labour government could a man break the law by lighting a fag on a windy, snowy, completely deserted open air railway station platform.
Fuck off, you controlling freaks , and let me have my country back.
Time yet again for the bookend to that 1997 Labour anthem ‘Thiiiiiiings can only get betteeeer….’
Amen to that.
Smokers are criminalised if they smoke in the workplace but real criminals in jaol are not.
Labour are absolutely fxcking barmy.
they are talking about nells gang on Newsnight
Will the Number 10 cuttings secretary be phoning in sick?
Nice story in the Indie about McBroon’s tantrums, jabbing fingers, paper throwing and furniture kicking. Lance Price implies that brown does not treat subordinates well.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Newspaper-Front-Pages-Thursday-February-11-2010/Media-Gallery/201002215546455?lpos=UK_News_Left_Promo_Region_0&lid=GALLERY_15546455_Newspaper_Front_Pages_Thursday_February_11%2C_2010
There is a common theme developing here with all these memoirs. It seems to suggest that Brown is a violent bully who takes great pleasure in humiliating those he has power over.
Hmmmm.
What does it say about 400 Labour MPs that not one of them will break ranks. Have they been selected for their deviancy and ease of blackmail? Has not one of them got the courage to call time on the Maximum Imbecile? Is another three months wages really going to make all the difference to your future lifestyle after 13 years high on the hog?
Free your soul. Do the right thing. Tell the truth.
You know you want to.
The truth will set you free.
No the voters will set them free !
RIP LABOUR
Rip-off taxes
Rip-off MPs
Rip-off Britain
Q: Did Labour promote immigration to increase the number of Labour voters?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/7198329/Labours-secret-plan-to-lure-migrants.html
Answer: Of course they did. They knew they were running out of voters when the white working class supported Maggie in return for letting them buy their council houses.
Only two ways to create more labour voters: Buy them (public sector) and import them.
So what your saying is that Thatcher purchased Labour voters by offering them bribes in the form of get rich quick property speculation.
OR ALLOW MORE BENEFITS CLAIMANTS..
Saw this yesterday morning on youtube,didn’t know what it was at the time?
Something to do with the site below?
http://www.adliterate.com/archives/2010/02/getting_tasty_w.html#more
Never mind this shit. Check out Lance Price’s revelations about “Brown’s reign of terror” in tomorrow’s Independent.
link below – prime mentalist – next extract ‘i saw brown chewing the carpet.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/psychologically-flawed-that-doesnt-come-close-1895819.html
Andrew MacKay and Julie Kirkbride have got away with it. Why the outrageous silence from Cameron? Why no police investigation? If this is the Cameron New Tories in action, they can forget my vote!
Cameron inherited the Willie Waldegrave crown.
New government. No change.
And MacKay for being a thieving fucking ugly scum bag has been given a job in the lobby by Cast Iron Dave !
There all the fucking same !
It is incredible. Cast Iron Dave is the Tories biggest danger not their biggest asset. How can any decent human beig five aid and succour to that malevalent pair Kirkbride and MacKay. Cameron will reap what he sows.
Kirkbride and MacKay are a disgrace to the Conservative Party, to Parliament, and to the country. They should be inside prison not inside Parliament.
There must be more to this than meets the eye, otherwise Cameron – if he is the decent man he pretends to be – would not behave in this way.
MacKay is a total freak, and looks it. He will not be lobbying because he is the biggest switch-off in town, as anyone who has met him will insyantly realise, except his nasty wife of course, but then she is a freak as well.
One thing is certain. This whole business is a public relations disaster for the Tories, and Dave `in touch` Cameron obviously cannot see it.
Can he see anything – its all surface gloss with no substance.
But with me, what you see it what you get…..
Mind that Nokia, you fucking stupid woman. Get out of my way !
Mackay and Kirkbride – the black side of the Tory Party, giving realistic meaning to the phrase `the nasty party`.
OT
but…
Sleazy Lord Arschcroft…..
where’s your story on him? Kind of obvious omission, no?
TRY THIS…
In the entire time I’ve been working with him I’ve never seen him throw anything. I’ve seen him shout and swear, but that is always quite a superficial thing, to release a bit of frustration, and then he settles down and can be normal again. The times when he’s really angry are not when he shouts but when he’s very quiet.”
Damian McBride on Gordon Brown in today’s Indie.
You all know me, not the one to be a scaremonger or anything like that.
However a death tax would effectively mean that the government would have an even larger incentive to kill off as many retired people as possible, then they already do.
After all if a large terrorist attack took place, or for some strange reason large amounts of mainly old people started to mysteriously pass on, due to a man made disease or biological weapon. Then the government would not only stand to save a fortune in NHS costs, it would now also make a fortune. This fortune will only go to service government borrowing, but I am sure plenty enough of it will make it to MP’s, and MEP’s pockets.
I would not like anyone to panic, or do anything silly at this stage. However if for ANT reason old people did start to disproportionately die off, then you can’t say you were not warned. Perhaps you may even look back and remember this post.
Scaremonger to your heart’s content and call yourself Cassandra, Atlas shrugged. Nobody here will take a blind bit of notice.
The Lib/Lab/Con ratpack of Quislings has wrecked the country financially and in every other way possible.
The New World Order deems the British an inconvenience.
Gordon Brown in No10:
“Sarah, go get me my banana you woman! I hate women! What am I paying you for? You’re not my wife, you female specimen! I hate women! You’re just here to make me look like a regular family man! Go get my banana, female! Aren’t we paying you enough to be my beard?!! Hop to it before I punch you and throw you out of your chair like I did that other female, my fucking woman secretary! I can’t stand women! What are women! Aaaaagh!! Where’s my rocking horse? I need to ride it in my pampers! Hurry, female!!!”
My arse hurts.
I’ll agree with whatever the government says if it means getting ahead in my career.
My arse still hurts.
The ruins reign of terror makes an interesting read , for what Tony described as a clunking fist , we now come to see a little more akin to whitehall rendition , yes the great leader is surrounded by idiots who are unable to do anything to his liking CW is unsure which party has the best dispatch techniques , with the lib dems its the goblet of hemlock grown in there own back garden , the tories can be ruthlessly efficient in the ninja style , but the cluncking fist almost reverts back to medieval warefare ,but without the chivalric code .
CW is amused at all the SNP blogging going on in scots newspapers and wonders how come they think Alec Salmond is there saviour ,yet if you follow through his euro aspirations and its economic arguments they would be trashed . Looking at how the euro is working it must be dawning on quite a few scots that they would be stuck in the greece problem . Alec Salmond has never made a case for the UK union with its own currency , which makes me think how lobsided the politics has become . Add in the scottish sense of socialism and you realise that it was high time the Lab/snp dialogue had a contender . Both Lab/snp have used Thatchers legacy as the guideline for how scots should think of Conservatives , never giving her any credit for giving them money with real value , the Aberdeen oil success and its progress in its high quality food .
Now we have Labour scotish raj who have set a new set of circumstances of debts and by there own admission drastic cuts in public service budgets . The SNP can make no claim that what the ruin has done will not affect Scotland .
Alec Salmond used to work for RBS , a bank which before Fred Goodwin and other members of the complicit board began dining at the best Edinburgh resturants ,was highly respected . Theres HBOS and Dunfermaline building society all funning fantasy casino ecnomics , overseen by the ruin .
If the scots really want analyse who has made them poor ,it was Labour who ran the fantasy ecnomics scheme , with its centralised money systems and risky business ideas and Alec Salmond who conveniently never mentioned the risks .
The union has some natural and obvious benefits , more so with the euro fanfare looking like a bad tune , the union shared the boom of the industrial revolution , doesnt it strike any scots as odd that they have had years of Independence propoganda whilst running up huge banking debts and its city drug and alcohol problems have not gone away .
Its not so much SNP propoganda didnt bring back some scottish pride , it was whilst all this was going on other bits were just falling onto the same the same underclass that the rest of the UK was expereincing .
Even if some scots do feel a little cold to the conservatives , given that Salmond and Labour havent delivered and have no guarentee in their current political trajectories, perhaps David Cameron deserves a carefull listening too , some of us this side of the boarder have got quite excited by some of his teams social polices .
The union is in my view the best vehicle for us to benefit from , I do not want to feel a stranger in broken britain , constituted in part of a resentfull , hostile and fractured scotland !
How come that useless Huhne Iain Dale hasn’t mentioned anything about the central communist control Dave is excercising over local Conservative associations, the Joanne Cash affair being just the latest?
Does he think everyone’s an idiot; that they’re going to vote for Dave’s New Blair party?
Fuck off Dale, you tedious boring more of the same gangsterism scumbag
er-perhaps you should express your views on his website?
Who gives Cameron his lines,
Is it that black whore who used to supply George Osbourne?
* Long sniff followed by FUCKING HELL*
And while Ime at it the ruins global bank tax wants kicking into the long grass , its bad enough with CEOS bleeding pension pots , whilst Cw can see some reform on the horizon , the ruin is giving the banks a 99 with a 2 flakes (or 2 takes) in it .
First things banks should do is get toxic debts sorted out , cut rediculous salaries and start ensuring SME business lending is happening .
Death Tax non response at Todays PMQs followed by kerrys tweet was a gift to the conservatives , no rebuttal from lib dems suggests its with them together with mansion tax , I think Clegg will come to regret this episode of Labour love in , still “going dutch” eh
What the Donald Duck is a highland ballard?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8508204.stm
“Women from less well-off families are less likely to see cuddling and talking to a child as important”
“And it follows the social gradient – women from less well-off families are less likely to see this as important.”
“But then by the age of three, these children had more behavioural problems and worse cognitive skills.”
And therein lies the problem with labour. Instead of trying to convince people that taking responsibility for their kids is a good idea, they just want to increase the minimum wage as a subsitute.
Hey, if your kid’s got a DS then you don’t need to talk to them, right?
fucking tossers.
Labour still hasn’t quite come to terms with the fact that for all that an act where someone juggles with dog turds might look interesting from a distance, it still means your hands smell of dog shit.
Under Labour, if you are on benefits you become better off the more kids you have. As for the minimum wage and tax credit bollocks, what other country would take tax off you in one hand only to give it you back with another. The tax credit system was designed not for the poor fuckers who need the cash but to supply more public sector jobs and hence more Labour votes. Why the fuck just not have a tax code that enables you to pay less tax if you earn under £16K. Absolutely fucling brain dead these people….
And I heard another prick on Radio 5 on the way in to work this morning stating that the rich live longer than the poor and that the gap isn’t shrinking, even though the poorest peoples health has improved dramatically over the past decade. Well, I assumed that if the riched people packed up smoking as well as the poor that they to would live longer and this is what they have done. This prick needs to get out more. The reason poor people live shorter lives is because the NHS isn’t as good as Bupa, that they smoke, drink and take drugs, eat shit food and don’t exercise. In addition, if you dare to venture into some poor estates you will see many people who look very similar. Inbreeding? I don’t know but they all look gaunt, overweight (food?) or underweight (drugs?) and many seem to be carrying a wlking stick.
yep; in my situation it’s especially ridiculous (being self-employed and not very rich) – the amount of cash that I get back from tax credits is almost identical to the amount of tax that I pay in the first place; it’s only a few pennies’ difference.
If they just raised the thresholds to the relevant level then they wouldn’t need any paperwork at all from me apart from proof of income; I wouldn’t need to pay any tax, they wouldn’t need to pay me any credits, and I wouldn’t need an accountant to work it all out. But instead I have to fill out reams of fucking forms every year just so that I can end up in exactly the same position as when I started.
It’s completely mad, and is obviously purely to create un-necessary public sector jobs to push pointless bits of paper around.
Off topic I know but I’ve just been reading about the Greece debacle and the fact that now Labour have signed us up to the Eu Constitution, via the Lisbon Treaty, we are now liable to bail out failing EU states. So, we could be liable for 4bn Euro, just for Greece, never mind when Spain, Portugal, Italy and Ireland start putting their hand out too. Just where the fuck are we supposed to magic 4bn Euro from when we are ourselves fucking skint? Brown, Cameron, take note. There is an election coming up. Both you pair of twats have reneged on your promises to the British people with regard to the EU Constitution/Lisbon Treaty. Don’t for one minute think that you will get away at the ballot box if you start handing over hard earned taxpayers cash to support a country that has undertaxed itself and paid its public sector too much. If the EU supports Greece with hard cash, the rest of the PIIGS will not be far behind. Ireland in particular has a history of grabbing cash from the EU then wasting it. Any country that cannot abide by the rules of the Euro should be booted out. Worldwide fiscal stability is more important than political face. If the Euro cannot be a stable currency because some members are unable to take the hard decisions required to enable it to be so then either the currency should go or the countries that fail should leave it.
Also you pair of pricks, bear in mind that the UK is also a fucking joke economy, thanks to Labour and that we are not a million miles away from where Greece is. We too need to understand just what cuts and taxes we need to sort out our mess and I for one would appreciate it if you could share with the electorate what you are planning to do, prior to the election.
This is one of the most popular political blogs on the intraweb and is well read by both Labour and Tory stooges. Take note of what I have written. Do not use our fucking cash, which is in short enough supply as it is, to bail out other fuckers mess.
Couldn’t have put it better. Them’s my sentiments exactly – and Cameron- if you’re reading this take note. We mean it.
Brown off to sort out Greek economy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is there no beginning to this mans self analysis.
Note to brown – as Chancellor you were utterly useless – as a PM so dire it actually beggars belief – I for one can not believe that you are still PM, that the back benchers don’t have the guts to get rid of you! We are the laughing stock of the world with banana man / mr bean leading us from crisis to crisis.
Greece don’t need you to sort out their finances – you have proved time and time again it is a task way beyond you – you are about as effective as an ashtray on a motorbike.
No more money can be spent on other peoples problems – I object to paying for Greek beaurocrats – we pay for enough over here.
PS – is now a good time to buy euros for hols?
Bit like Mandelson’s promise to save jobs at Cadbury’s and when Kraft say they’re actually going ahead with plans to close down Bristol operation despite earlier promises to save it he says “Its rather disappointing !” All politicians promises are like sand.They mean absolutely nothing
And Corus in Teesside. The only job Mandlebrot is interested in saving is his own.
“It’s rather disappointing” what is? the fact that the public were mislead, the fact the Labour big hitters ignored once again? the fact that hundreds of people will lose their jobs? the fact that many people will face yet another year struggling? another UK firm sold abroad? 13 years of NuLabour? the quality of his sandwich? JT’s performance at football?
What Mr Mandleson is “rather disappointing”?
a ******* shambles would be one of the first things I would say.
The truth is we all are a bit like this, camera on camera off.
In things we say and do, our actions may mimic our public face our private thoughts and intension’s may be very different.
No news here only the confirmation that David Cameron is a member of the Human Race.
Everybody knows politicians lie, cheat and deceive.
thanks for that *wipes tear from eye*
Fuck it.
I’ve decided to vote Labour from now on
So you can all go and fuck yourselves
WhiteWash
Hey you…..FUCK OF
Gordon Brown is the best man for the job
Your right to see a cancer specialist in two weeks?
Where the fuck did that right come from?
What a load of bollocks.
It’s what Labour would do if we do not elect the Conservatives. Easy to promise something when you will be denied the opportunity to do it. 13 years obviously wan’t long enough to deliver the Utopian dream.
CCHQ is planning to shed up to 2,000 jobs over the next financial year as it strives to “do more for less”, it was confirmed today.
The job losses, outlined in a newly published financial plan, will form part of a major cost-cutting drive.
CCHQ said between 1,500 and 2,000 funded posts were “likely” be cut at a time when the politburo is “moving towards more of a commissioning role in the delivery of services”.
Sounding to sound more like your old self Jonty.
The Parliamentary body set up to police expenses will cost about six times the amount MPs have been ordered to repay, the BBC has learned.
Figures show the annual cost of running the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority will be £6.5m.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8509815.stm
£6.5m to make sure these c’unts don’t cheat?
What the fuck is the problem with MPs being treated the same as the rest of the population and paying for an accountant and using the Inland Revenue?
This is so outrageous its unbelievable.
“What the fuck is the problem with MPs being treated the same as the rest of the population and paying for an accountant and using the Inland Revenue?”
Don’t ask us, we all know the answer, it’s because they want to fleece us.
Ask the question to the BBC/Sky and other media instead, not to the politicians; it’s the media who should be crucifying all politicians who don’t say “we don’t want all this rules/committees shit, we just want to live under the same laws as everyone else”
There will be no return to McBride and Draper.
Unless new liebour think they can somehow shift the iceberg due in May.