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Funnier than the Labour / Tory mash-ups doing the rounds currently. It is genuine. Guido liked it a lot…
Labour’s Brave New Strategy - Dizzy
Mephedrone: Dealing with the Facts – ASI blog
Deficit in a Spin – City Unslicker
I Was BNP Bigot Until I Fell for My Jamaican Colleague – Mirror
Conservatives Baffled by Letwin’s Policy Pyramid – Times
Piers Morgan is a Tory – Fraser Nelson
The Bunker Bod Funded Entirely by Unite – Standard
Welcome to the e-Election – John Harris
Mad Nad: Declaring War on Scantily Clad Women - Devil’s Kitchen
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Nick Clegg said…
“Charlie Whelan and Lord Ashcroft are exactly the same. One is the baron of the trade unions, and the other one is the baron of Belize. Both are bankrolling political parties, both are trying to buy seats.”
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No.
I don’t miss the alcoholic, warmongering simpleton.
Or his poodle Blair for that matter.
The Tories should stick a poster with the same wording but carrying a picture of Blair outside Labour HQ.
Seconded… though might just remind people how callmedave leapt to his feet and applauded Blair on his last day in the commons.
I don’t need reminding of that, thanks all the same. I cringe at the very thought of it, and so should DC.
LoL!
it’s funny because he’s a despised warcriminal like Bliar and Campbell
*chortle* *chortle*
I bet you never ever see one of Brown on any billboard in the UK. It would cause a riot as people tried to leave their answer…..
they did
only it was their own poster campaign with Dave Blairs mug and ‘It can’t go on like this’
no surprise it was defaced and mocked mercilessly
My thoughts exactly. “NO!”
Say what you will about Obama’s policies, at least he doesn’t sound like a slow child.
Watch him without TOTUS.
Correct. Obama sounds as if he missed out childhood completely, swallowing a computer program (c++?) instead.
Owsblog had this 3 weeks ago! :-)
http://owsblog.blogspot.com/2010/01/obviously-optimistic.html
if you want a very good microcosm of what the yanks say go here.
http://www.thetreeofliberty.com/vb/forumdisplay.php?s=658103af7ef8452d974a5efa7b0696a8&f=8
and you might get posters like this 3 months befor they show up here.
Thanks for that link Egad
Don’t miss him yet, but the Yanks are starting to. Big time!
http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=ZjYwMDlmZWJmNGViZTk0MTNkYzNhNTFhZDUxOTVjZjg=
Whereas the Maximum Imbecile is programmed in brainfuck.
And yes – it is a real programming language, though admittedly a bit useless for most tasks ;-)
Bring back the “Mission Accomplished” logo. Funny if not so tragic.
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! That lying war-mongering sack of shit whore of the new world order should rot in hell.
Now Americans should get rid of the insane war-mongering replacement Obama.
I Agree with Sara Palin, “how’s that hopey changey thing workin’ out for ya?”
Ned, you cannot agree with a question.
“How are you today?”
“No.”
Bring back Caligula, all is forgiven!
It’s called a Bushism.
Zen Bushism?
Bush?…yummeee!…we dive at dawn!
No, I think Bush was a terrible example of the dangers of reforming alcoholics – wouldn’t the world have been a better place if he had just quietly drunk himself to death?
I saw that on the tree of liberty last year.
O/T
Vote for Harriets Arse on Rear of the Year
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2010/02/rear-of-year-for-harriet-vote-now-vote.html
I’m voting for Brian Paddick.
Old Holebore’s link just leads to another link that summons your email client. A spot of basic web skills can come in handy if you have ambitions to be a twelfth-rate, online version of Rush Limbaugh.
His site is vile: ignorant, prejudiced, attention-seeking.
There’s so much hatred in the world. OH, try reading the gospels. Matthew, for a start.
Is that a misprint – surely Harriet IS arse of the year?
Surely that is rear-end of the year. Those parked cars don’t just crash themselves you know.
I’m voting for Brown in the Mr Two Arses competition.
i quite fancy rear ending her.
Oi anonymous – that’s my job!
Red Ken Livingstone is going to copy this.
BoJo has been a let down.
Does Bojo actually do anything?
Talks down to a lot of Poor People
Well, I prefer politicians who DON’T do a lot. At least he seems to enjoy himself unlike commie Ken….oh, and he makes me laugh.
“It is hard to think of a single Chinese sport at the Olympics, compared with umpteen invented by Britain, including ping-pong, I’ll have you know, which originated at upper-class dinner tables and was first called whiff-whaff” – classic!
Oh yeah, bring back Ken so he can re-stock his fucking wine cellar.
His website has some interesting dissertations on Athenian politics, New York restaurants, Boris at the Copenhagen Smugfest and road works. It must take some time to write.
Its a jumped up council. His articles are written by taxpayer funded staff.
At least they’re written by a more articulate and educated bunch of tax-payer funded staff than the shit that was produced by Chairman Ken’s little red crooks.
same bunch who cant get jobs in the real westminster or the city
Another few weeks and a whole bunch of new jobs will be coming available in Westminster as the previous lots apparatchiks leave clutching a Waitrose bag full of biros and post-it notes. Oh, and a P45.
Licks banker’s arses!
Politicians that DO alot seem to cost a lot more of other people money.
Boris is doing fine (apart from the AGW junk).
Boris will be doing Call me Dave’s “job” soon. Just watch.
Suits me. Boris is far better value than anybody else in politics at the moment.
Never, central office have dossier a foot thick on his daliances ready to stop that.
Too P.C. by half!
He showed you could have fun in the job!
Funny :)
What about this poster……….
At least Labour won’t run with Brown’s visage after the GE.
But the Tories can run with Brown for the next 25 years – remember him, remember what he took from your pension, your children and your grandchildren….
Dead right.
Remember the Labour scum ‘hilariously’ morphing Hague into Thatcher?
Oh, how we laughed.
they don’t even need to bother morphing Dave Blair
That could just as easily be a pro-Obama poster.
Obama might not have achieved much but his hands were rather tied by the hospital pass of an economy that he got from the Idiot-in-Chief. Just as Cameron’s hands are tied by the utter clusterfuck shortly arriving in his lap.
Cameron is a wimp, wheel out Thatcher
Thatcher was a wimp, wheel out Attila the Hun. At least he made the hordes run on time.
This could work for almost all politicians, Blair, Thatcher, Churchill, Hitler.
Pol-Pott?
Say what you like, I miss him!
Me too.
I won’t.
Me neither
Yeah,just like a rash you and your i’m with you George stooge Bliar.
Not as good as this one…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8elyw0Gv5lA&feature=player_embedded#
It features Joanne Cash in a short skirt, eighties style open-blouse, big glasses and corn-rows in her hair…
Tell me again, How DID she persuade the Tory High Command to do the ‘rescuing a damsel in distress’ thing for her with her constituency association ??
The Baroness does sport a fab pair of funbags though.
The little matter of her husband being an Old Etonian may have helped.
This poster is genius.
satire!
The “billboard was paid for by a group of small business owners who feel like [sic] Washington is against them.”
yeah, you know, like know what I mean, innit.
Is he inviting people to throw shoes at him so he can dodge them?
The scales are falling from american eyes.
Cometh the man cometh the howler
“Miss me yet?” Nope.
It does beg a nice big Ad right next to it: ‘HELL, NO!!’
Do we have to count the bullet holes?
John McCain would have been a better President. Barack Obama is still wet behind the ears politically.
McCain would have started world war three (the real hot nuclear one) by now.
Ron Paul would have been a far far better President and the entire planet would have been much better off if He had been elected President.
actually, I rather like ‘ole Barack. His mistakes are the same sort of mistakes I reckon I would make if I were in his position and generally he is not doing too badly.
On healthcare he is right but has had a run of bad luck . He should keep plugging on.
Bush had some good points but the invasion of Aye-raq negates them all.
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Just thought I’d let let you morons know my thoughts for the day—–
A bit like the mistake your mother made with your father. One night stands can have tragic consequences.
hm , pollock by name , pillock by nature–
snore by name,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Yes he needs to put a humongous millstone around the neck of the American people, just like the NHS is for us Brits. And before you start, I actually work for the NHS.
Oh no. The lie that Obama is giving is that this will be funded (compulsory natch) by the companies themselves. The companies will provide all this medical care using ‘magic money’. This is ‘magic money’ that is totally different to ‘real money’ that traditionally gets spent on other things like wages and R&D and shit like that. No ‘real money’ that might otherwise be spent on wages, R&D and shit like that will be removed from the system but instead a whole bunch of ‘magic money’ will provide all this medical care.
In this way it will cost the government, the companies, the employees and the nation quite literally nothing. It’s amazing nobody ever thought of such a simple idea before.
Americans quite sensibly laugh when they say that the government will efficiently run something.
Americas problem is Lawyers, not Healthcare.
Tort Law reform should be any presidents #1 priority.
Is not Obama a sharp lawyer
because torts only account for a few percent cumulatively of the total healthcare costs
your Fox News talking point is bullshit
I just don’t think you can pluck somebody from the obscurity of the state senate of Illinois and expect them to run the USA. Something similar might work for Kevin Kline in ‘Dave’ but it doesn’t work in real life.
Erm, like Abraham Lincoln, you mean? Previous experience eight years in Illinois House of Representatives plus two years in the US House of Representatives, compared with Obama, seven years in the Illinois Senate plus four years in the US Senate.
“are the same sort of mistakes I reckon I would make if I were in his position”
?…..but you are typing this one fingered with your hand down the front of your pajamas killing time before signing on….
Trying to impose socialism on a country like America, will always end in fail. Americans unlike Brits do not buy into it at all.
Omaha was elected on lies, spin and huge amounts of foreign money. He is shaping up to be a one term President, expect the GOP to make massive gains in november and make him a lame duck thereafter also.
Agree. He’ll lose the house and the senate. And it be the Tea Party Movement, who do it.
Theres a bridge wondering were you are
old crip should have been pensioned off long ago
You have to be kidding. McCain is as psychologically flawed as Brown and is now also senile. One of the reasons Obama won was because the opposoition (McCain / Palin) were so dreadful.
This is one I want to see here.
http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/prepare-for-war.jpg
Yup!
That’s the angle alright. ‘Starve the Beast’. I’m doing my bit.
Me too.
would the company that runs those big advert boards let us put one up?and anyone know the cost.
Yes, we miss George. It was very profitable for us to have a corrupt American president doing our bidding.
Poor old Fawkes has to look abroad to find political satire.
How else could it be with the Lib/Lab/Con ratpack nestling so cosily up each other’s sphincters?
yawn very drole twat
David Miliband has been found guilty of covering up torture.
That counts as a war crime, doesn’t it?
Covering up torture? That’s my job.
Mud will not stick on this one, as with all the other stories relating to breaking the law or slush funds or not telling the truth because you are not under oath etc. etc. No doubt someone at number ten is looking at past papers to stick this one on the toryies somehow!
They will probably go with the one about the Conservatives supplying Iraq with the super gun.
Lots of ammo there, excuse the pun.
A war crime? only if it is other countries doing it. When it is us, it is merely enhanced interrogation.
This is not about torturing terrorists. This is about torturing people who have never seen the inside of a courtroom and in a clear majority of cases the person being tortured was entirely innocent of any connection with terrorism.
As for torturing terrorists, well, after they have been tried in a court of law and found upon the evidence to be terrorists, then hell, torture them to death, resuscitate them and then do it again, and again, and again. I am in favour of multiple death sentences.
Torturing innocent people is a high crime.
This does prove that Blair, Brown, Straw, Miliband….etc. all lied to the commons every time they said “we do NOT engage in, or condone, torture”
They clearly do! They should be tried in a court of law.
Did not the Met admit doing some such things recently? How is their trial for “high crimes” coming along?
Correct me if I’m wrong, but shouldn’t bankrupting your country and saddling us with eye-watering debt for years to come count as a high crime? If not, how about taking your country to war illegally and after lying to the people and Parliament? No? Then there is something seriously wrong with our system.
Soon it won’t be Akmed we torture.take note Smiths and Jones
If i was American, i would be troubled by the fact that Palin is starting to make moves.
I’m no Obummer fan, but fuck me, Palin!
Creationist nut job #1. Thick as huskie shit. Bush is her fucking hero.
If she ever makes president – the States are going to hell, biblically.
Let me just look at what my handlers have written on my hand before I respond to that question.
Obviously the joke was too subtle for you bed-wetters. If Ali-G had written on his hand and given a speech after Bush had been shown to be nothing other than an auto-cue reader you’d all be laughing about how clever you are and how y’all got the joke. And oooh, aren’t we terribly subtle and funny.
Palin pulls the same gag to lampoon Obama and it goes right over your fucking head.
Jackasses.
Awww the twatty little NeoCon lurves the thick as pigshit redneck
she’s a moron
but then so are you for actually trying to claim Palin was doing (or is capable of) satire when she hid her hand and it was only spotted by alert cameramen
outstanding arselicking fuckwittery from a NeoCon twat
Hahahahahaha.
Gotcha!
And by ‘Gotcha’ you of course mean ’shit I sounded a complete twat there how can I pretend it was a joke??’
or even more eloquently to prove you aren’t some fawning Palin apologist you wrote
‘She’s pretty, she’s an all-American apple-pie mom and she shoots her own food.’
GOTCHA!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sarah Palin the Moose hunting wingman for John McCain, subtle?
Oxymoron, no?
Fuck off you bed wetting, hand wringing shit fucker.
A reasoned argument. I’m persuaded.
BTW enuresis and electric blankets don’t mix, or so I am reliably informed.
“BTW enuresis and electric blankets don’t mix, or so I am reliably informed.”
Why don’t you try it and see what happens?
Bed wetter !!
Cos i don’t like Palin’s religion?
Get to church and then get to fuck.
Go and post on ‘a tangled web’ god boy.
Go and get your concrete ass pumped you thick twat.
You took away the ’speciality’ from my special place.
Perv.
Trolling for the ‘baby jesus?’ hahahaha……Prick!
you’ve just made a complete and utter tit of yourself as per fucking usual. go and sin no more you berk.
Fuck off Thieves !
Sadly, tat is no longer with us.
Creationist paleontology is my favourite. I bet that gets skated over quite quickly in creationist geology class.
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Abraham Lincoln were no great fans of the theory of evolution by natural selection.
I can’t fit all that on my hand.
Yeah, but they were highly intelligent weren’t they, not learning everything by rote like today’s generation?
Hmmmm. I bet that Jefferson et al did learn plenty of their basic knowledge by rote. It’s as good a way as any to get your alphabet and your times tables on board. In fact I’d say it’s the best way to get such simple building blocks on board. Excellent memory training too.
A method of course since tossed overboard as we go for the ‘gestalt’ approach where we simply go off wildly all over the shop and there is no structure or learning at all. Which is why we are forced to dumb down GCSE’s into lots of bite-sized little ‘exams’ because the poor dears can’t remember anything from morning till lunch. Because their memory is completely untrained.
I don’t dispute that. The classical education is the best. They give you the basic building blocks to work with, but after that you get creative with what you’ve been given, not just go with current orthodoxies of whatever hue.
Too fucking stoned to remember.
The first two would never even heard of evolution, the third didn’t make it clear precisely what he believed, but many claim he wasn’t a “biblical truther”
However, none of those were rejecting (/ignoring) 150 years worth of biology, geology, astronomy and nuclear physics.
I wonder how she thinks oil got underground. Ah yes, He put it there. Bit of a bloody joker if you ask me.
Aye. You’d think the fucker would have just sat it in great big lakes where it would be easy to get at. Ideally in Nevada since it’s fuck all use for growing anything.
errr … it sort of used to be like that in america, until they used it all up. (ie tar pits, oil not very deep underground).
Perhaps He’s “Thor” – as the only place where He’s put sensible people near large oil reserves is in Norway.
Fair enough, but there are many intelligent, well-meaning senior politicians today who believe that we are all going to die of heatstroke because cows fart. Meanwhile, Mr Ahmedinajad can runs rings round our Wetsern politician while presumably believing in creationism. Stupid is as stupid does.
No they don’t, and no he doesn’t.
One word in response.
Biden.
I can fit that on my hand.
I can’t remember my name.
Robinette.
it’s Dubya
If Pistol-packing Palin is really that bad and garnering support, how bad is Obamalamadingdong who’s losing it?
It started here you know, ask Gordon!
It’s all an Alky-Ada plot you know, and anyhow it started in Amer-ee-ka.
Remember vote Labour and vote often :}
IT’S THE ECONOMY STUPID!
Just like it is here in the UK
well garnering support didn’t do the northern dish washer much good did it titbrain
Shes really got to them ,go girllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
she did go
she Quit
because she’s a big fat Quitter
FFS! BOTH democrats and republicans are whores to the SAME AGENDA!
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/jeff-poor/2010/02/09/brilliant-vagina-monologues-creator-tells-palin-look-earthquakes-and-tsun
One Biro mark in the hand is cheaper than a teleprompter, the crew of geeks to man it and the crew to teach Obamalamadingdong to read it.
For a speech without notes, watch Ronnie Reagan’s at Omaha. Compulsory viewing for ALL politicians. Compulsory listening for ALL.
Lets have a whipround for a Blair poster
Here’s my drachma
Keep your drachma.
Just make one with photoshop. and post it on Guido…..
Busy rehearsing my lines for PMQ’s
What a nightmare I had last night! You know the type either you’re falling or crashing a car.
Well I was draeming that I was driving my Jap car and first the accelerator got stuck, then the breaks failed but worst of all, the airbag failed to go off.
That’s the power of dreams.
That’s not a dream Dave. That’s the UK’s economy.
I dream that we never hear from you again after May 6th troll.
In fairness that was one of the troll’s better efforts.
Oh well, let him go out on a high note then, ‘cos we reached the bottom some weeks ago.
“Oh well, let him go out on a high note then, ‘cos we reached the bottom some weeks ago.”
At least I’m good at something.
Our countries problem is that there seems to be no brakes when politicians dream of power.
Yeeha. Yip, I miss dubya ‘cos Ahm a usin’ shot in mah dubbel barrul.
Vote for us. The Ganja party. we don’t do fuckall.we mean to but we never get round to it,or we forget,what was I just saying.Oh yeah pass the spliff.whateva
What he meant to put was; SEE MY MITS?
It was supposed to be a hand cream commercial!
If they put a running total of the US national debt up there and see how it’s speeding up they might want GWB back.
Oh and of course America will lose it’s ability to put men into space, but hey why not let India, Iran and China do it, space is the sort of thing you leave for 1st world nations not 3rd world ones like the USA.
Then there is Barry trying to deal with Iran’s nukes or should I say NOT dealing with Ira. Then Barry not backing up the reformers in Iran. then there is Barry arse licking every Muslim on the planet.
What does he mean ‘Miss me yet?’ Someone throwing shoes at him again?
As a neutral, I’d like to comment that Gordon Brown is a cynical nasty jocko Hoon that has fucked my pensio, prospects and whole fucking country. I hope the bastard dies a slow painful death.
Me too.
Remember vote Labour and vote often :}
Vote LibDEM,get Brown.
Vote Cameron Get Blair
They should put a poster like this outside all the golf courses Barry visits. So far he’s spent more time on golf courses around the world than Dubbya did in his entire 8 years.
We miss him.
Hey, don’t say I don’t take care ‘o you bitches.
Palin’s hick daughter wasn’t impregnated by Obama
Nah, we much prefer the negro pres – he cannot get enough of our stand off weapons.
Neither can our police forces.
Shut-up, you’re not supposed to know that.
O/T, but here’s a good example of the government’s care when setting up children’s websites…
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/05/directgov_busters_world/
“The name concerned was new and had not yet been promoted widely to young people.”
The BBC don’t count then
That is fucking awesome. Who says our evil overlords don’t have a sense of humour?
President Bush, like President Reagan, was despised by the liberal left & the BBC.
They follow their model to destroy the credibility of US Presidnets in their own time, but cannot affect history panning out to show that they were in fact great Presidents.
Compare Bush to Clinton – I would much rather have the President Bush legacy in a heartbeat.
Lol…by the time one term Barry has finished his stint at the White House people will look back fondly at the Bush years.
Nobody misses Bush or Sarah Palin…the hockey mom yuk pass the bucket
Sarah Palin scares the shit out of bed-wetting Americans. She’s pretty, she’s an all-American apple-pie mom and she shoots her own food. Oh and she’s a creationist.
But while they’re laughing at her for being a creationist their very own choice of president, Barry Obama, has to pretend to believe in God (which is creationism by association) and be ‘guided’ by God – because if he doesn’t he’ll lose the votes of all them happy-clappy ‘Oh Happy Day’ black evangelicals for whom it is quite natural that God would want to speak to the president of America.
Can you imagine a Republican or Democratic presidential candidate campaigning and saying ‘Fuck no – God doesn’t guide me at all – in fact I think you’re all nuts for believing in God’. The other guy would win by a landslide. Americans (Republican (Reagan) or Democrat – Jimmy Carter anybody?) don’t want a president who doesn’t have the ear of God. I mean if God isn’t talking to this c*nt then that’s good enough for me. How is he going to protect this great nation if God doesn’t think he’s worth talking to?
I want a president that God does talk to. Dagnammit.
It’s all very well for liberal Americans to laugh at Palin’s creationism but their very own choice is having to prostitute himself to the great sky fairy too just to get elected.
Palin had her own personal exorcist
she’s THAT big a moron
she’s in a class of her own for shit for brains stupidity
no surprise a fuckwit like you likes her
I like her ‘cos she’s a YUMMY MUMMY !
I’ll second that.
nope
she’s actually pretty haggard underneath the industrial quanitities of slap and airbrushing. nearing 50 and very shrewish with a face like she constantly smells a fart
if that’s the best you can do for fantasy women you must really be fucking desperate
I’d love to see Sarah Palin make a bid for high office again, just see lefties like you foam at the mouth, and of course for Michael Moore to have a fatal coronary.
I love Sarah Palin’s comment at the Tea Party do
“A year later, I gotta ask the supporters of all that, ‘How’s that hopey, changey thing working out for ya?’”
and also she read that from scribled notes on the palm of her own hand because she has the brainpower of a small mollusc
“hopey changey” she really is a dumby fucky
no, no, no, no
that was DELIBERATE
it was all a cunning piece of satire
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
I’m certainly laughing
Tell me – how long have you had an irrational fear of strong & motivated high powered women?
Oh, haven’t you heard? The first female president was supposed to be a Democrat. Just like the first female PM of the UK was supposed to be Labour.
Damn those right-wingers for not conforming to their stereotypes eh?
Thatcher was a Quitter was she ?
Or was she forced out by her loyal MPs ?
Fuck me New Statesman is following me on twitter
Funny what comes around huh, that’s exactly what George said to his Texas Air National Guard officer in 1972
We are back and recruiting.
Hahahahaha!!
EPIC FAIL yet again
your hero is a cun’t and everyone knows it
When was it established that Sarah Palin is a creationist? Really, show me your evidence.
As for Obama – he’s never had to run anything but his mouth until now. He’s discovered that Presidentin’ is hard. Those grueling seven and eight hour days are taking their toll.
That some of you are boneheaded enough to think that Obama is somehow beneficial to you, or anything other than a shallow, brittle leftist idealogue of limited intelligence, is duly noted.