February 10th, 2010

Best Political Poster Advert


  1. 1
    I Hate new Labour says:


    I don’t miss the alcoholic, warmongering simpleton.

    Or his poodle Blair for that matter.


  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Red Ken Livingstone is going to copy this.

    BoJo has been a let down.


  3. 3
    Dick the Prick says:

    He showed you could have fun in the job!


  4. 4
    Markie M says:

    Funny :)


  5. 6
  6. 8
    genghiz the kahn says:

    At least Labour won’t run with Brown’s visage after the GE.

    But the Tories can run with Brown for the next 25 years – remember him, remember what he took from your pension, your children and your grandchildren….


  7. 10
    jgm2 says:

    That could just as easily be a pro-Obama poster.

    Obama might not have achieved much but his hands were rather tied by the hospital pass of an economy that he got from the Idiot-in-Chief. Just as Cameron’s hands are tied by the utter clusterfuck shortly arriving in his lap.


  8. 13
    Anonymous says:

    This could work for almost all politicians, Blair, Thatcher, Churchill, Hitler.


  9. 14
    oldrightie says:

    Say what you like, I miss him!


  10. 18
    christy says:

    Yeah,just like a rash you and your i’m with you George stooge Bliar.


  11. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Not as good as this one…

    It features Joanne Cash in a short skirt, eighties style open-blouse, big glasses and corn-rows in her hair…

    Tell me again, How DID she persuade the Tory High Command to do the ‘rescuing a damsel in distress’ thing for her with her constituency association ??


  12. 21
    Stuart says:

    This poster is genius.


  13. 22
    Ian Visits says:

    The “billboard was paid for by a group of small business owners who feel like [sic] Washington is against them.”

    yeah, you know, like know what I mean, innit.


  14. 23
    Alan Philip Bonggg says:

    Is he inviting people to throw shoes at him so he can dodge them?


  15. 26
    Alfred E Neuman says:

    Cometh the man cometh the howler


  16. 27
    Brevity says:

    “Miss me yet?” Nope.


  17. 29
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    Do we have to count the bullet holes?


  18. 32
    Sir William Waad says:

    John McCain would have been a better President. Barack Obama is still wet behind the ears politically.


    • 38
      Mr Ned says:

      McCain would have started world war three (the real hot nuclear one) by now.

      Ron Paul would have been a far far better President and the entire planet would have been much better off if He had been elected President.


    • 47
      snore says:

      actually, I rather like ‘ole Barack. His mistakes are the same sort of mistakes I reckon I would make if I were in his position and generally he is not doing too badly.
      On healthcare he is right but has had a run of bad luck . He should keep plugging on.

      Bush had some good points but the invasion of Aye-raq negates them all.

      Just thought I’d let let you morons know my thoughts for the day—–


      • 54
        Fred Pollock says:

        A bit like the mistake your mother made with your father. One night stands can have tragic consequences.


      • 56
        nurses like chocolate says:

        Yes he needs to put a humongous millstone around the neck of the American people, just like the NHS is for us Brits. And before you start, I actually work for the NHS.


        • 77
          jgm2 says:

          Oh no. The lie that Obama is giving is that this will be funded (compulsory natch) by the companies themselves. The companies will provide all this medical care using ‘magic money’. This is ‘magic money’ that is totally different to ‘real money’ that traditionally gets spent on other things like wages and R&D and shit like that. No ‘real money’ that might otherwise be spent on wages, R&D and shit like that will be removed from the system but instead a whole bunch of ‘magic money’ will provide all this medical care.

          In this way it will cost the government, the companies, the employees and the nation quite literally nothing. It’s amazing nobody ever thought of such a simple idea before.


        • 83
          AC1 says:

          Americans quite sensibly laugh when they say that the government will efficiently run something.

          Americas problem is Lawyers, not Healthcare.
          Tort Law reform should be any presidents #1 priority.


      • 73
        Sir William Waad says:

        I just don’t think you can pluck somebody from the obscurity of the state senate of Illinois and expect them to run the USA. Something similar might work for Kevin Kline in ‘Dave’ but it doesn’t work in real life.


        • 168
          Caro says:

          Erm, like Abraham Lincoln, you mean? Previous experience eight years in Illinois House of Representatives plus two years in the US House of Representatives, compared with Obama, seven years in the Illinois Senate plus four years in the US Senate.


      • 74
        chocolotis says:

        “are the same sort of mistakes I reckon I would make if I were in his position”

        ?…..but you are typing this one fingered with your hand down the front of your pajamas killing time before signing on….


        • 103
          The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

          Trying to impose socialism on a country like America, will always end in fail. Americans unlike Brits do not buy into it at all.
          Omaha was elected on lies, spin and huge amounts of foreign money. He is shaping up to be a one term President, expect the GOP to make massive gains in november and make him a lame duck thereafter also.


      • 78
        Gronk says:

        Theres a bridge wondering were you are


    • 121
      EdButNoBalls says:

      old crip should have been pensioned off long ago


    • 169
      Caro says:

      You have to be kidding. McCain is as psychologically flawed as Brown and is now also senile. One of the reasons Obama won was because the opposoition (McCain / Palin) were so dreadful.


  19. 33
    Remy says:

    This is one I want to see here.


  20. 43
    Bin Laden Family says:

    Yes, we miss George. It was very profitable for us to have a corrupt American president doing our bidding.


  21. 46
    albacore says:

    Poor old Fawkes has to look abroad to find political satire.
    How else could it be with the Lib/Lab/Con ratpack nestling so cosily up each other’s sphincters?


  22. 51
    Meanwhile, while Guido diverts we now go to a real story...... says:

    David Miliband has been found guilty of covering up torture.
    That counts as a war crime, doesn’t it?


    • 52
      Jack 'fucking' Straw says:

      Covering up torture? That’s my job.


    • 81
      mondeoman says:

      Mud will not stick on this one, as with all the other stories relating to breaking the law or slush funds or not telling the truth because you are not under oath etc. etc. No doubt someone at number ten is looking at past papers to stick this one on the toryies somehow!


      • 88
        Good Point says:

        They will probably go with the one about the Conservatives supplying Iraq with the super gun.
        Lots of ammo there, excuse the pun.


    • 96
      Mr Ned says:

      A war crime? only if it is other countries doing it. When it is us, it is merely enhanced interrogation.

      This is not about torturing terrorists. This is about torturing people who have never seen the inside of a courtroom and in a clear majority of cases the person being tortured was entirely innocent of any connection with terrorism.

      As for torturing terrorists, well, after they have been tried in a court of law and found upon the evidence to be terrorists, then hell, torture them to death, resuscitate them and then do it again, and again, and again. I am in favour of multiple death sentences.

      Torturing innocent people is a high crime.

      This does prove that Blair, Brown, Straw, Miliband….etc. all lied to the commons every time they said “we do NOT engage in, or condone, torture”

      They clearly do! They should be tried in a court of law.


      • 109
        The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

        Did not the Met admit doing some such things recently? How is their trial for “high crimes” coming along?


        • 149
          Hugh Janus says:

          Correct me if I’m wrong, but shouldn’t bankrupting your country and saddling us with eye-watering debt for years to come count as a high crime? If not, how about taking your country to war illegally and after lying to the people and Parliament? No? Then there is something seriously wrong with our system.


      • 141
        UKCIA says:

        Soon it won’t be Akmed we torture.take note Smiths and Jones


  23. 57
    concrete pump says:

    If i was American, i would be troubled by the fact that Palin is starting to make moves.

    I’m no Obummer fan, but fuck me, Palin!

    Creationist nut job #1. Thick as huskie shit. Bush is her fucking hero.

    If she ever makes president – the States are going to hell, biblically.


    • 65
      Sarah Palin says:

      Let me just look at what my handlers have written on my hand before I respond to that question.


      • 84
        jgm2 says:

        Obviously the joke was too subtle for you bed-wetters. If Ali-G had written on his hand and given a speech after Bush had been shown to be nothing other than an auto-cue reader you’d all be laughing about how clever you are and how y’all got the joke. And oooh, aren’t we terribly subtle and funny.

        Palin pulls the same gag to lampoon Obama and it goes right over your fucking head.



        • 184
          All NeoCons are twats says:

          Awww the twatty little NeoCon lurves the thick as pigshit redneck

          she’s a moron
          but then so are you for actually trying to claim Palin was doing (or is capable of) satire when she hid her hand and it was only spotted by alert cameramen

          outstanding arselicking fuckwittery from a NeoCon twat


          • jgm2 says:




          • All NeoCons are twats says:

            And by ‘Gotcha’ you of course mean ‘shit I sounded a complete twat there how can I pretend it was a joke??’

            or even more eloquently to prove you aren’t some fawning Palin apologist you wrote
            ‘She’s pretty, she’s an all-American apple-pie mom and she shoots her own food.’




      • 94
        Hmmm.... says:

        Sarah Palin the Moose hunting wingman for John McCain, subtle?
        Oxymoron, no?


    • 67
      gringo says:

      Fuck off you bed wetting, hand wringing shit fucker.


    • 68
      jgm2 says:

      Creationist paleontology is my favourite. I bet that gets skated over quite quickly in creationist geology class.


    • 75
      Sir William Waad says:

      George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Abraham Lincoln were no great fans of the theory of evolution by natural selection.


      • 80
        Sarah Palin says:

        I can’t fit all that on my hand.


      • 86
        question everything says:

        Yeah, but they were highly intelligent weren’t they, not learning everything by rote like today’s generation?


        • 99
          jgm2 says:

          Hmmmm. I bet that Jefferson et al did learn plenty of their basic knowledge by rote. It’s as good a way as any to get your alphabet and your times tables on board. In fact I’d say it’s the best way to get such simple building blocks on board. Excellent memory training too.

          A method of course since tossed overboard as we go for the ‘gestalt’ approach where we simply go off wildly all over the shop and there is no structure or learning at all. Which is why we are forced to dumb down GCSE’s into lots of bite-sized little ‘exams’ because the poor dears can’t remember anything from morning till lunch. Because their memory is completely untrained.


          • question everything says:

            I don’t dispute that. The classical education is the best. They give you the basic building blocks to work with, but after that you get creative with what you’ve been given, not just go with current orthodoxies of whatever hue.


          • Teacher says:

            Too fucking stoned to remember.


      • 122
        sockpuppet #4 says:

        The first two would never even heard of evolution, the third didn’t make it clear precisely what he believed, but many claim he wasn’t a “biblical truther”

        However, none of those were rejecting (/ignoring) 150 years worth of biology, geology, astronomy and nuclear physics.

        I wonder how she thinks oil got underground. Ah yes, He put it there. Bit of a bloody joker if you ask me.


        • 125
          jgm2 says:

          Aye. You’d think the fucker would have just sat it in great big lakes where it would be easy to get at. Ideally in Nevada since it’s fuck all use for growing anything.


          • sockpuppet #4 says:

            errr … it sort of used to be like that in america, until they used it all up. (ie tar pits, oil not very deep underground).

            Perhaps He’s “Thor” – as the only place where He’s put sensible people near large oil reserves is in Norway.


        • 137
          Sir William Waad says:

          Fair enough, but there are many intelligent, well-meaning senior politicians today who believe that we are all going to die of heatstroke because cows fart. Meanwhile, Mr Ahmedinajad can runs rings round our Wetsern politician while presumably believing in creationism. Stupid is as stupid does.


    • 85
      AC1 says:

      One word in response.



    • 89
      Cynic says:

      If Pistol-packing Palin is really that bad and garnering support, how bad is Obamalamadingdong who’s losing it?


    • 102
      Mr Ned says:

      FFS! BOTH democrats and republicans are whores to the SAME AGENDA!


    • 114
    • 129
      Cynic says:

      One Biro mark in the hand is cheaper than a teleprompter, the crew of geeks to man it and the crew to teach Obamalamadingdong to read it.

      For a speech without notes, watch Ronnie Reagan’s at Omaha. Compulsory viewing for ALL politicians. Compulsory listening for ALL.


  24. 58
    Waddington says:

    Lets have a whipround for a Blair poster


  25. 64
    David Cameron says:

    Busy rehearsing my lines for PMQ’s

    What a nightmare I had last night! You know the type either you’re falling or crashing a car.

    Well I was draeming that I was driving my Jap car and first the accelerator got stuck, then the breaks failed but worst of all, the airbag failed to go off.

    That’s the power of dreams.


  26. 91
    DelBoy says:

    Yeeha. Yip, I miss dubya ‘cos Ahm a usin’ shot in mah dubbel barrul.


  27. 93
    ZZZzz says:

    Vote for us. The Ganja party. we don’t do fuckall.we mean to but we never get round to it,or we forget,what was I just saying.Oh yeah pass the spliff.whateva


  28. 95
    Anonymous says:

    What he meant to put was; SEE MY MITS?

    It was supposed to be a hand cream commercial!


  29. 108
    smash Labour says:

    If they put a running total of the US national debt up there and see how it’s speeding up they might want GWB back.

    Oh and of course America will lose it’s ability to put men into space, but hey why not let India, Iran and China do it, space is the sort of thing you leave for 1st world nations not 3rd world ones like the USA.

    Then there is Barry trying to deal with Iran’s nukes or should I say NOT dealing with Ira. Then Barry not backing up the reformers in Iran. then there is Barry arse licking every Muslim on the planet.


  30. 111

    What does he mean ‘Miss me yet?’ Someone throwing shoes at him again?


  31. 112
    Testicle Clench says:

    As a neutral, I’d like to comment that Gordon Brown is a cynical nasty jocko Hunt that has fucked my pensio, prospects and whole fucking country. I hope the bastard dies a slow painful death.


  32. 113
    eagle 2 says:

    They should put a poster like this outside all the golf courses Barry visits. So far he’s spent more time on golf courses around the world than Dubbya did in his entire 8 years.


  33. 117
    Nick2 says:

    O/T, but here’s a good example of the government’s care when setting up children’s websites…



    • 126
      Egad says:

      “The name concerned was new and had not yet been promoted widely to young people.”
      The BBC don’t count then


  34. 124
    ThousandsOfMilesAway says:

    That is fucking awesome. Who says our evil overlords don’t have a sense of humour?


  35. 130
    anon says:

    President Bush, like President Reagan, was despised by the liberal left & the BBC.

    They follow their model to destroy the credibility of US Presidnets in their own time, but cannot affect history panning out to show that they were in fact great Presidents.

    Compare Bush to Clinton – I would much rather have the President Bush legacy in a heartbeat.


  36. 131
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Lol…by the time one term Barry has finished his stint at the White House people will look back fondly at the Bush years.


  37. 139
    TosserSpotter says:

    Nobody misses Bush or Sarah Palin…the hockey mom yuk pass the bucket


    • 151
      jgm2 says:

      Sarah Palin scares the shit out of bed-wetting Americans. She’s pretty, she’s an all-American apple-pie mom and she shoots her own food. Oh and she’s a creationist.

      But while they’re laughing at her for being a creationist their very own choice of president, Barry Obama, has to pretend to believe in God (which is creationism by association) and be ‘guided’ by God – because if he doesn’t he’ll lose the votes of all them happy-clappy ‘Oh Happy Day’ black evangelicals for whom it is quite natural that God would want to speak to the president of America.

      Can you imagine a Republican or Democratic presidential candidate campaigning and saying ‘Fuck no – God doesn’t guide me at all – in fact I think you’re all nuts for believing in God’. The other guy would win by a landslide. Americans (Republican (Reagan) or Democrat – Jimmy Carter anybody?) don’t want a president who doesn’t have the ear of God. I mean if God isn’t talking to this c*nt then that’s good enough for me. How is he going to protect this great nation if God doesn’t think he’s worth talking to?

      I want a president that God does talk to. Dagnammit.

      It’s all very well for liberal Americans to laugh at Palin’s creationism but their very own choice is having to prostitute himself to the great sky fairy too just to get elected.


      • 182
        A WITCH! says:

        Palin had her own personal exorcist
        she’s THAT big a moron

        she’s in a class of her own for shit for brains stupidity

        no surprise a fuckwit like you likes her


        • 191
          Snore says:

          I like her ‘cos she’s a YUMMY MUMMY !


          • Teenage wanker says:

            I’ll second that.


          • A WITCH! says:

            she’s actually pretty haggard underneath the industrial quanitities of slap and airbrushing. nearing 50 and very shrewish with a face like she constantly smells a fart

            if that’s the best you can do for fantasy women you must really be fucking desperate


    • 154
      biffo says:

      I’d love to see Sarah Palin make a bid for high office again, just see lefties like you foam at the mouth, and of course for Michael Moore to have a fatal coronary.


      • 163
        Anonymous says:

        I love Sarah Palin’s comment at the Tea Party do

        “A year later, I gotta ask the supporters of all that, ‘How’s that hopey, changey thing working out for ya?'”


        • 183
          A WITCH! says:

          and also she read that from scribled notes on the palm of her own hand because she has the brainpower of a small mollusc

          “hopey changey” she really is a dumby fucky


    • 158
      LeftMindSet Analyst says:

      Tell me – how long have you had an irrational fear of strong & motivated high powered women?


      • 161
        jgm2 says:

        Oh, haven’t you heard? The first female president was supposed to be a Democrat. Just like the first female PM of the UK was supposed to be Labour.

        Damn those right-wingers for not conforming to their stereotypes eh?


  38. 150
    is it cos I's on here. says:

    Fuck me New Statesman is following me on twitter


  39. 167
    filipinomonkey says:

    Funny what comes around huh, that’s exactly what George said to his Texas Air National Guard officer in 1972


  40. 179
    MI9 says:

    We are back and recruiting.


  41. 181
    All NeoCons are twats says:


    EPIC FAIL yet again

    your hero is a cun’t and everyone knows it


  42. 200
    Wm T Sherman says:

    When was it established that Sarah Palin is a creationist? Really, show me your evidence.

    As for Obama – he’s never had to run anything but his mouth until now. He’s discovered that Presidentin’ is hard. Those grueling seven and eight hour days are taking their toll.

    That some of you are boneheaded enough to think that Obama is somehow beneficial to you, or anything other than a shallow, brittle leftist idealogue of limited intelligence, is duly noted.


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