February 8th, 2010

Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View


196 Comments

  1. 1
    Pass The Onion says:

    Blub

    • 6
      A Pensioner says:

      Joking aside, these twats need to feel some serious pain.

      • 17
        Kings Heath Lad says:

        The pain of the relatives of all the people they have killed or mutilated in these two nonsense conflicts.

        • 138
          Hang The Bastards says:

          They feel no pain for the common pleb who’s sons and daughters are killed in the wars that they started.

          I have no feelings whatsoever for the baby he lost. She was 10 days old & has gone to a better place than to have to live her life with that fat useless bong-eyed Huhne !

          Maybe he should feel the pain that we feel when we look at those poor families who line up to recieve their dead children coming back from the wars.

          And least not forget the thousands that return badly mutilated, they are never remembered and forgotten by this shambolic government that put them in harms way in the first place.

          • Tesco Is Total Shite says:

            I head a lawyer say that wounded Iraqis could, theoretically at least, launch a legal claim against Bliar and Campbell, and presumably Bush, on the grounds of the dodgy ‘reasons’ for the start of the conflict. Do we have any friendly barristers out there who could give us a quick ‘yea’ or ‘nay?’

          • Kings Heath Lad says:

            I’ve said this before on this site, Selly Oak Hospital ( next door to Cadbury’s by the way)and the Queen Elizabeth Hospital are looking more and more like an army camp every day. The staff are doing a great job there and if people want to help then contact your local British Legion, they will help you if you want to fund raise or just send on your support. Send them a pack with a book, bar of chocolate, toiletries, writing paper etc anything to make them feel human again and not forgotten.

        • 141
          barefootcontessa says:

          Enfin! A cartoon I can associate with, well done Rich and Mark com!

      • 18
        Praetor says:

        ginger elvis ?

      • 68
        Mr Ned says:

        They need to know the pain of being led from the dock after hearing a guilty verdict being read out.

        • 120
          Never ending says:

          and the never ending pain of unemployment,taxation,unelected and useless Soviet spies as Prime Minister and the pain of a country ruined by 13 years of communist rule.

    • 27
      BOO HOO M and BUST says:

      the tears of a Brown ?

    • 33
      Tears for Piers says:

      Brown and his henchmen are way, way beyond a joke.

    • 43
      ian e says:

      I wonder if anyone in this country was affected, other than by disgust, at the clearly deliberate and coached attempts at public emotion made by either of these charlatans?!

      • 65

        Cameron should lean over and put a box of kleenex on the dispatch box at PMQ’s.
        “In case you feel like crying over the economy, Prime Monster”

      • 173
        Biffo says:

        ‘Sobs for Socialism’

        In a word – No! I have never been so angry at a politician as I was at the news of Sarah & Brown sobbing away publically over their dead daughter. Whatever sympathy I had for them has been boiled away by the anger that they could exploit their children in such a way, just to gain sympathy & votes that will allow them to continue their ‘fat cat’ lifestyle & keep Brown in a position that he is totally unsuited for & has been a complete disaster at.

        Cruel though it may sound, I think little Jennifer is probably better off not being brought up within such a hypocritical & dysfunctional family.

        As for Alasdair Campbell – give that man a drink & hope he drives himself to destruction.

    • 59
      Is? says:

      Is barring prisoners a vote a cunning plan by Gordon to make the next election illegal?

      • 76
        Anonymous says:

        Prisoner vote ban ‘means election could break law’

        http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8503370.stm

      • 83
        Cynical B******d says:

        Having invented 3 crimes a day for the last 13 years, ZaNuLabour intend denying us all the vote by any means.

        Now that Prison is reserved for hardened criminals like smokers, motorists and OAP tax martyrs, there are now 3 distinct classes of people in the UK: those in jail, those just out of jail and those about to go to jail.

    • 75
      Up sh1t creek says:

      Cry over this. ID cards in the UK are not as voluntary as New Labour claim they are. The new passport application form has a section for ID cards. If you refuse to fill the section in, you will be refused a passport.

      • 96
        Cynical B******d says:

        Why not just give everyone a passport? After all they seem to give one to every Tom, Dick and Harry who washes up on the beach.

    • 84
      Up sh1t creek says:

      Cry over this. New Labour carry on the open borders immigration, there is no need to check anyone coming into the UK. New Labour with the e-borders need to count people out of the UK, so New Labour know how tough they need to be with the coming currency controls.

      The Conservatives are not quite sure but something needs to be done. And more immigration from the Lib Dem’s, but everyone will be settled in other parts of the country. Apparently, the immigrants do not know what a bus or train is, so will stay where they are and not crawl down to London. That’s guaranteed!

    • 92
      Up sh1t creek says:

      Cry over this. The “PIGS” countries (Portugal, Ireland Greece Spain) are in deep trouble, and is dragging the entire European project down. The EU is now looking to invoke Article 122 of the Liston Treaty (that thing no British person got a vote on, and no New Labour MP read). The UK is potentially liable to cover billions of pounds for these countries.

    • 106
      Up sh1t creek says:

      Cry over this. Thanks to all the tax rises, raids on private pension funds, raids on savers savings, borrowing like a crack head, spending like money was going out of fashion, and the great asset stealing Quantitative Easing scam of New Labour’s and the BoE, the UK is in a dire financial situation. The bond markets have reacted, international investors are running away from the UK, they don’t like New Labour’s “Cool Britannia” no more.

      The only thing cool about Britannia now is the economy sinking. With manufacturing going abroad, selling off assets like the Port of Dover to the French, and more useless media studies / English / art / politics degree holders.

  2. 2

    Easy one this morning: Gordon with one of the scientists from the old Tefal pans TV ad.

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    pretty good for R&M

  4. 4
    Old Nick Heavenly(real dimwit) says:

    Raised a smile. You are improving, lads.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    2 good ‘uns in a row!
    MMVs that is… not them ones what is pictured.

  6. 7
    BillyBob ... reduce crime, prison numbers and the benefits black hole? Stop immigration !! says:

    They are dead meat come May !!

    Just a thought here…… Cherie has taken an Irish passport, why is she now wanting a place in the Lords, hope she is told to f*ck off !

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1249277/Cherie-baroness-Now-Mrs-Blairs-supporters-try-Lords.html

    • 9
      Anonymous says:

      Money, power, money, power, money and power.

      Simples.

      • 22
        BillyBob ... reduce crime, prison numbers and the benefits black hole? Stop immigration !! says:

        and the Working Classes think that Labour are the party that represents them?? Perhaps they, Labour, just assumes we are stupid and thick?

        • 39

          Of course you are stupid and thick, just make sure your vote for me in May.

        • 129
          I Hate new Labour says:

          Most Labour voters *are* stupid and thick.

          • Tesco Is Total Shite says:

            Give Gordoom his due. He KNOWS there are enough thickies out there to vote him in again, or at least hold Dave to a hung parliament. I’ve met (in Hull) young people who cannot speak properly and communicate through a series of grunts only their friends can understand. I’m not saying it’s their fault and I’m not saying they’re ALL stupid. They’re not. I had a 17 year old lad come to me for a job and he couldn’t spell his own surname. He had intelligence and obvious initiative, but our ‘education system’ has clearly failed in the way Nuliabour always wanted it to.

          • Squark says:

            And Liverpool. I was listening to that twat Pete Price last night on his phone in on radio city. Most of the young who called could only say errr,know wharramean mate errr yerlike yeah. My fucking parrot is more articulate.

    • 41
      Handbagging the Socialists says:

      Thought she was a “Republican” and bearing in mind that she never thought that she should “curtsey” to the Queen why would she want a peerage from the British Monarchy ? HMQ could of course refuse to sign the “Letters Patent” if it ever came to it

      • 152
        Anonymous says:

        Ah well, Tone didn’t get his coveted EU Presidency, did he, so the poor dears have to have something else to fall back on – namely us!

    • 74

      Are there tax benefits for holding an Irish passport?

    • 174
      Biffo says:

      HTF has that bitch managed to get an Irish passport?

  7. 8
    Wey_Heey! says:

    Where’s Gazza?

  8. 10
    The IMF is coming says:

    Brave soldiers come back from war with serious injuries. Don’t see them crying.

    • 12
      Anonymous says:

      600,000 dead Iraqis. Don’t see them crying.

    • 142
      I B Seldom-Lucid says:

      Contrast and compare with the brave and proud Christina Schmid, widow of Olaf – a true hero.

      These scum are not fit to lick the boots of a British soldier – or their widows’.

      http://www.shropshirestar.com/2009/11/06/grief-for-a-hero/

    • 144
      I B Seldom-Lucid says:

      Further to my last. Whether or not Brown’s and Campbell’s displays of emotion are contrived, they are undignified and show their lack of moral fibre.

      • 190
        Kings Heath Lad says:

        Heard a program on R4 in the last couple of weeks about the red tape and hassle the injured and mutilated soldiers have trying get any financial support or care. There are about 3 gov agencies involved neither talk to each other and despite a spokesman from gov who said the usual “We’ve learnt from our mistakes, we’re having a review blare blare blare” the poor bas*tards a still treated a lot worse than the 2 million who can’t be bothered to get a job over the last 10 years( I do not include people who have lost their job due to banking crisis). 255 now killed in Af ganistan to date and we do not know how many have been injured, this must become a priority to give these forgotten the maximum support and cut out the f*cking red tape! its the very least we can do.

  9. 11
    Where is England's Glenn Beck? says:

    I loathe Labour for allowing me to understand the true meaning of the word HATE!

    • 28
      Anonymous says:

      Nice one.

    • 32
      David Icke is England's Glenn Beck says:

      Yet you were fuckwitted enough to think ‘Bush was right on the money’ about Iraq. Just Like Tony Blair. Just Like Bad Al. Just Like Brown. A moron.

      Were you blubbing along with Campbell yesterday as he blubbed shit for brains ?

  10. 14
    Talwin says:

    Either it’s poorly executed kiddology or evidence of simultaneous nervous breakdowns.

  11. 19
    Dack Blog says:

    Er… weren’t the tears of the clown meant to be when there was no one around?

    • 45
      The Tears of a Clown says:

      BY CHOKEY CAMPBELL & THE DODGY DOSSIERS

      Oh yeah yeah yeah

      Now if there’s a frown on my face
      It’s only there trying to FOOL THE PUBLIC
      But when it comes down to fooling you
      Now honey that’s quite a different subject
      But don’t let my sad expression
      Give you the wrong impression
      Really I’m bad, oh I’m badder than bad
      You’re gone and I’m hurtin’ so bad
      Like a clown I pretend to be sad

  12. 20
    concrete pump says:

    I’m sorry for the crude observation.

    But it looks like someone’s wanked on their faces.

    Bukkake perhaps?

  13. 21
    Brown's Buggered Britain says:

    If Brown is looking for the sympathy vote he needs to do the job properly and DIE!

    • 26
      BillyBob ... reduce crime, prison numbers and the benefits black hole? Stop immigration !! says:

      Let us hope it is not painless!

      Hope it does not happen until he has finished the job and saved the world, the economy, the working classes, the Commons, Uncle Tom Cobley and all.

  14. 23
    Anonymous says:

    What a state for a once-proud country to be in. What a shit-hole, ruled by the scum of the earth, elected (sometimes) by the scum of the earth. Unlike the cartoon, it is the decent people who should be crying in despair.

    • 30
      BillyBob ... reduce crime, prison numbers and the benefits black hole? Stop immigration !! says:

      I just take a leaf out of Gordo’s book and shake with rage, then kick the family cat called Tony!

    • 52
      ian e says:

      What a shit-hole, ruled by the scum of the earth, elected (sometimes) by the scum of the earth.

      And now the EUrinal wants us to give prisoners the vote. Come on Cameron give us an In/Out referendum!

      • 66
        jgm2 says:

        I’m in favour of giving prisoners the vote.

        • 78
        • 85
          BOO HOO M and BUST says:

          As most prisoners are thieving scum bags who dont work
          that would be another 70,000 Labour votes then

        • 86
          ian e says:

          I’m in favour of giving prisoners the vote.

          Could I ask why?

          I know we have plenty of criminals in Parliament, but that needs fixing not encouraging!

          • jgm2 says:

            Picture if you will a future where you are watched 24/7 by CCTV and pilotless drones. Where it is a crime to be on the street without your ID card. Where the entire population is criminalised.

            That won’t take much imagination.

            That’s why prisoners should have the vote. Because now we are all criminals. And how can we change the laws if we’re all denied the vote for being ‘criminals’. This gerry-mandering of the vote goes on in the US. Those with convictions for heroin (black people’s drug) can’t vote. Those with convictions for cocaine (white people’s drug) can vote.

            Do you trust this government to categorize your ‘crimes’ as being worthy of the vote or not?

            If you’re going to give entire generations of Labour doleites the vote despite them being nothing but a drain on national resources then I don’t see what the big deal is about giving prisoners the vote. The North East of England, Scotland and Wales are little other than prison camps for the hard-of-working as it is.

          • Ted Bundy says:

            Maybe the prison population could have their own constituency, perhaps even the “St Stephens” one proposed by Speaker Bercow. Everyone doing a bit of bird could then elect a fellow criminal into Parliament to become speaker. Perfect for the mother of the worlds corrupt and thieving Parliament.

  15. 24
    BOO HOO M and BUST says:

    At least it proves skid and mark read this blog for their ideas
    as tears of a clown was posted about three times on here yesterday

  16. 25
    The Late Peter Cook (looking down with a frown) says:

    Crocodiles.

    Tears.

  17. 29
    Alan Douglas says:

    Let’s not forget the sympathy demanded by Pauline Prescott’s S Telegraph’s relevations when she discovered that she was on reduced rations : having to share the wienie ….

    Alan Douglas

    • 126
      Observer says:

      But she ain’t crying on the way to the bank to deposit £320k from publisher. Expensive tart our Pauline.

    • 184
      Biffo says:

      I managed to remain untouched, unmoved & completely without sympathy for ‘Our Pauline’s’ story. She must know what a self-serving bastard she married so why was she surprised? I notice her standard of living never altered while ‘Wienie Boy’ was exercising his only muscle elswhere…… the pair of them were still troughing away.

  18. 31
    BOO HOO M and BUST says:

    Cry’mes againt the people ?

  19. 34
    BOO HOO M and BUST says:

    Boo Hoo! Boo Hoo ! Blair says he wont help us with the election
    unless we make Slot Gob a Baroness Boo Hoo !

  20. 35

    Can we please stop all the fucking clown insults?

    • 112
      Tears for Piers says:

      You have a point Obnoxio.

      It must be bloody annoying for clowns everywhere to have their name linked to the idiot Brown.

      Apologies.

  21. 36
    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    I’m emulating Peter Andre. He’s my idol.

  22. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Guido…heard you on the radio this morning with the ardent Alastair Campell fan. But even she doesn’t believe him! When asked why he put what he did in the dodgy dossier she was defending why he put what he did in, rather than taking his line and saying it wasn’t his job to put anything in and he didn’t!!!

    This Brown episode has Alastair Campbell all over it.

  23. 38
    Tears for Piers says:

    I would cry too if I had to sit with Piers Morgan

    • 55
      ian e says:

      I would cry too if I had to sit with Piers Morgan

      Probably not if you were paid as well as his interviewees are!

  24. 40
    Ella Cottar says:

    Greetings!

    Jessies.

  25. 42
    BOO HOO M and BUST says:

    Friday Morning 7th of May 2010

    But alistair i demand they change their minds and vote for meeee!
    i demand a recount !
    Cameron must have cheated,
    Jack Straw said he’d fixed the postal vote !
    how can this be the people love meee
    I was Born To Be Their Leader
    The Country Will Be Ruined Without Meee! Boooo Hoooo !

    DOCTOR !

  26. 44
    George Osborne aka Johnny Fartpants says:

    These gags will make Conservative voters everywhere cry their eyes out

    I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tescos complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn’t keep it up.

    I think he had A wrecked aisle dysfunction

  27. 46
    TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

    Mandy the unflushable turd is behind all this. He issued a statement to any liebour MP appearing in public that they must have an onion and a sob story. Its just another cynical way of avoiding answering questions. Trying to make the tories look hard faced and all that, as if the British public are stupid enough to fall for such obvious theatrics. Oh, wait…

    • 111
      exiled&angry says:

      The sad possibility, bearing in mind the reality tv, celebrity obsessed, cretin breeding nation we’ve become, that they will fall for it and we’ll suffer another 5 years of New Liebour!!

    • 145
      The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

      Remember when Cherie did it when interviewed over the fuss regarding her little boy’s flat in Bristol. Barristers are part lawyer part actor.

      Boo Hoo! my poor litlle boy has had the address of his flat publicised. Boo Hoo, pass the onion Tony. I only wanted to protect him, Boo Hoo. Not to mention keeping quiet about the flat being purchased via a convicted con man. Boo Hoo.

  28. 48
    Casual Observer says:

    They’re just realised that the game’s up.

    Diddums…

  29. 49
    Gordon Brown says:

    Headlines like these will make David Cameron’s Conservatives cry and cry and cry

    Labour gains and Ukip surges in latest council by-elections (Last Week)

    Shalll I pass you a handkerchief to dab your eyes with David Cameron ???

    • 61
      Thats News says:

      No, the rest of the country. Brown wins, there will be tears before and after bedtime.

      Anyhow, if you make a claim, provide some links. Or we might be tempted to think: “Draper caper!” and ignore you…

    • 93
      Gordon Brown says:

      I come from a repressed and humourless background.

      Thus I am repressed and humourless.

      Hope you like my Tears for Piers.

    • 100
      sid says:

      no just fuck off

  30. 50
    Lying Al Campbell's media strategy: Let's all cry to show the proles we're not hate filled bullies says:

    I actually seriously want these two lying, bullying, maladroit, hate filled, mentally unstable, inadequate wretches to take power again.

    The next two years may see sharply rising unemployment as some highly respected economists are suggesting.
    Add Britain’s dire fiscal postion, Union Trotskyists spoiling for a fight, and declining industrial activity in the Euro zone, and clearly to want power in the UK you’d have to be a loony anyway.

    • 57
      Thats News says:

      With two more years fo this lot, there wouldn’t be anything left to fight for. The EU would suggest splitting the so-called Regions up between the nearest EU states.

    • 67
      50 Calibre says:

      A Labour win would inevitably lead to civil disorder which could provide the opportunity for a bit of good old fashioned revenge…

      • 91
        jgm2 says:

        Paradoxically Labour are the only party who can make the necessary cuts without there being civil disorder. Or at least union-organised mass disorder.

        What is so enraging me is the efforts they (Labour) are going to to conceal the depth of cuts that will have to be made whoever wins the election just so that they can foment mass strikes, demonstrations and chaos via their militant wing in the unions and saddle the Tories with the inevitable backlash when the police are cavalry-charging the fuckers again.

        Still, as Iraq shows, the deaths and needless injuries and broken lives are just collatoral damage in their quest to retain power. Because it’s all about power baby. Strutting about and rubbing peoples nose in it. Fuck ‘doing the right thing’, fuck ‘taking the tough decisions’, fuck integrity, fuck honesty, fuck you. It’s all about POWER. What are we going to do with that POWER? Anything we fucking like pal.

        Make all our mates Lords and Baronesses. Start a war. Totally fuck up the UK’s economy. Anything we fucking like.

        Vote Labour.

        • 103
          Thats News says:

          Or at least union-organised mass disorder

          Really? You think?

          • jgm2 says:

            Look at Bob (Crow). See Bob strike. Bob is striking.

            That fucker is just itching for a full-on reprise of the 1970′s. If there is one person more upset than me about the unlikely possibility of a Labour victory in 2010 it will be Bob-fucking-Crow.

            That c*nt has a hard-on for getting revenge on Thatcher. If Labour were to win she might be dead or retired before he gets another shot at pitched battles against a Tory government.

        • 108
          Maladroit Labour Chump says:

          Sleaze,smears,megalomania and mendacity.

          It’s in Liebour’s D-N-A.

        • 150
          Al Campbell is certainly not a lying, bullying, mental says:

          Don’t take a walk in the countryside is all im saying…………………….

          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 109
      hang um high says:

      fuckoff my pensions do next year its ain’t worth much, but fuck is these 2 get back in
      it’ll be worthless and i dont wont to work till im fucking 70 give me a break ffs

  31. 51
    50 Calibre says:

    Given the chance, I could give them something to really cry about.

  32. 53

    Give them an Oscar

  33. 56
    JK says:

    You couldn’t make this stuff up! Labour spinner Andrew Porter, in today’s Telegraph:

    Gordon Brown to attend crisis talks over Greece
    Gordon Brown will attend crisis talks in Brussels this week as the eurozone faces a crisis over the spiralling debt Greece and other countries have built up.

    By Andrew Porter, Political Editor
    Published: 10:00PM GMT 07 Feb 2010

    The Prime Minister will preach a “tough love” message for Greece and along with the other major leaders will urge the country to slash its spending over the next three years……

    LMAO!!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/7183524/Gordon-Brown-to-attend-crisis-talks-over-Greece.html

    • 62
      Pol Pot Brown says:

      Pot to kettle. Come in, please, kettle.

    • 69
      BOO HOO M and BUST says:

      Then it will be greece to hold crisis talks over Brown
      i mean would you take advice off the debt master of europe?
      i dont see for sale signs up on any Greek ports !
      hoe totally embarrassing to think the greeks will listen to him

    • 71
      jgm2 says:

      He’s beyond parody isn’t he?

      Greece’s deficit is the same if not slightly less than ours. And he’s off to lecture them on prudence and cost-cutting?

      The man is without shame.

    • 72
      It's all greek to me,Brown says:

      Σας\”στο έχοντας γέλιο aint σας;

    • 89
      The IMF is coming says:

      Even the state broadcaster is reporting that one of my boys is worried, very worried about the UK

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8503090.stm

    • 98
      Anonymous says:

      Why is Brown’s advice to Greece being reported without a hint of irony. It beggars belief that the journalists are not at least pointing out to the thick British public that Greece’s disastrous financial position is no worse than Britain’s.

    • 105
      c.eng says:

      But I thought Mr. Brown has a plan and has passed laws to cut the deficit next year.

      Domani, Domani, or is it Manyana ?

    • 107
      Thats News says:

      They should not have joined the Euro.

      Which country will be the first to try to bail out of the falling, burning, Euroflop plane?

      • 127
        c.eng says:

        I bet it’s the UK who’s first to step forward to help Greece. It’s what McDoom specialises in, giving our money, we don’t have, to others who need it. It helps build up our deficit.

        Foreign Aid, it’s ringfenced, you know.

        • 158
          Mr Ned says:

          Whoever is Prime Minister after the election (unless it is Lord Pearson LMAO!) will decide that it would be better to join the Euro, rather than see it collapse.

          Their logic being, that if the Euro collapses, the knock-on effect on the economies of the Euro-zone would have such a massive impact on the UK economy that it would be economic suicide to stay out of the Euro.

          However the UK economy is so weak, that our joining would actually weaken the Euro further.

          It would be better to be out of the EU altogether and retain the ability to react to such EU-wide failures, rather than be dragged under by them.

      • 135
        Anonymous says:

        It should be remembered that neither Labour or the LibDems supported John Major’s Euro opt out. If it hadn’t been for the Tories stand against the Euro over the last 18 years Blair would have taken us in against the wishes of the British people. All this crap Brown kept us out the Euro. If Hague hadn’t campaigned against it we would have be in long ago.

        All hail Major and Hague!

        • 151
          c.eng says:

          Didn’t they used to be in the Conservtive Party ?

          I heard it was pretty nasty back then, what with all the baby eating going on, and all that nasty stuff.

    • 116
      The IMF is coming says:

      It’s a Greek Tradegy. I am not crying

    • 165

      Aristophanes had it right:

      “This is what extremely grieves us, that a man who never fought Should contrive our fees to pilfer, on who for his native land Never to this day had oar, or lance, or blister in his hand.”

      Sadly, not much has changed in the last 2400 years, he might have had McMental in mind as he wrote:

      “You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.”

      Still, far be it from me to recommend that the technical college lecturer and PhD in Jockommunist politics should perhaps have availed himself of a classical education…

  34. 58
    David Cameron says:

    People say that I’m indecisive.

    I’m not so sure.

  35. 60
    BOO HOO M and BUST says:

    O/T Cameron to launch an attack on Brown this morning over his failure to act to clean up MP’s expences ! whats the problem dave he made you pay yours back didn’t he ?
    and he paid all the money back he paid to Brown and Brown his brothers cleaning company your all off the hook now aren’t you ?

    Not With Us Your Not !

  36. 80
    Ed Balls why do I have to sleep with my minger misses says:

    Listening to Comrade Campbell on 5 Live my god who are these people who ring in especially is support of Bad Al are they the Liebour hard core Chantell pass me another can of special brew

    • 88

      In China there are Legions of 50 centers.

      Paid by the State to post comments favourable to the State in respect of opinion.

      They are paid 50 cents US per post.

      Meanwhile in the DisUnited Kingdom we have thousands of Communication Managers paid 30k GBP + to do exactly the same thing, but with fabulous pension privileges.
      These folk are located in every Government Department and SOE.

      Just tell me again which State is Entrepreneurial, and which one favours free enterprise.
      And which one is a Communist look a likey.

    • 94
      c.eng says:

      They are the dumbed down, degenerated, pathetic British public, led to this state by their pathetic leaders and an especially pathetic State controlled media.

      What on earth would Nelson have made of them. No point in sending out press gangs to collect a few strong matelots from this lot, they’d have all fallen down watering the deck before they got the first sail up.

    • 102
      Never again says:

      Their is attitude “It’s in the past let’s forgive and forget!”

      What they’re incapable of understanding is that this country is supposed to be ruled by the “Cabinet System” not the “Presidential” system.The idea of a Cabinet is that there are supposed to be checks and balances against a Prime Minister launching a nucleur attack or declaring war either on a lie or because he’s completely bonkers.In the case of Iraq this system of checks and balances wasn’t there because of a weak and suppine Cabinet whose members,apart from those close to Blair, were not in possession of the full facts and that there was no real discussion. In addition the final arbiter for the decision as to war ,Parliament, again was not doing its job properly in holding the executive to account particularly the main Opposition led at the time by the gullible Duncan-Smith Accordingto Clare Short on QT those Labour backbenchers who were contemplating voting against were emotionally blackmailed that if they did vote against war the Labour Government would fall so they put party above the national interest.That is the real scandal and the lesson to be learnt for the future

      • 134
        jgm2 says:

        Aye – ‘It’s all in the past, lets move on…’ Their fucking mantra every single time they fuck up.

        Why didn’t Harold Shipman just use that defence in court?

        Yeah- they’re all dead – But hey-ho, time to move on. Lessons have been learnt.

        Fucking pricks. I’ll fucking well decide when it’s time to move on Campbell/Brown/Blair. Not you c*nts.

        Oh, look, it’s not ‘time to move on’ at all. It’s actually time to chuck you out of power and onto the shit-list of history. How d’ya like that? C*nts.

        • 161
          little Brown's piggies says:

          Yes got to love how the “It’s in the past let’s forgive and forget!” mantra comes out for their crimes/propaganda but mention the 80s and off they go one ! mind the beeb’s drama dept is a big help for them in this !

  37. 82
    c.eng says:

    It all makes me want to cry.

  38. 95
    psychobender Blair says:

    Look, this false emoting is all very well but what matters is bombing Iran.

  39. 104
    Anonymous says:

    They need sensitive, caring, sympathetic handling…What they need is quantitative easing of the neck, courtesy of lamp post and piano wire. This might expiate, in small degree, very small degree, their complicity in the Bush conspiracy in eerarrk and arfgoonistarn, bastards.

  40. 113

    I should think Mark and Rich are crying tears of embarrasment for producing their weekly unfunny cartoon

  41. 117
    gildedtumbril says:

    What these two need is sensitive, caring, sympathetic treatment, namely quantitative easing of the neck via lamp post and piano wire. This might expiate in small degree, very small degree, their complicity in the Bush conspiracy in eerark and arfgoonistarn which have cost so much British blood. The bastards.

  42. 118
    Qua tunc says:

    How do we know Brown cried? According to Reuters his ‘spokesman’ told us!!!

  43. 123
    TONY BENN'S WILL says:

    the more he gets depressed the more it cheers me up, pathetic and why didn’t he sue the daily mail for saying” he is still lying”,anyone with an ounce of INTEGRITY would sue

  44. 133
    Qua tunc says:

    Going forward, I’ve always said I’m a bit slow.
    Just realised that with AV voting it makes it more difficult to vote for or against a party leader…………..hmm

  45. 143
    Phil's Tampon says:

    80% of African Americans have had sex in the shower. The other 20% haven’t been in prison yet. Get Brown in there with them.

  46. 149
    The big Z says:

    I started to cry and set the whole world laughing………..

  47. 156
    John Terry I am snide and treacherous says:

    I’ll leave aside Brown for once as I don’t think anybody would falsify tears for a dead child and in that case I really feel sorry for him.

    In regards to the other spinning, devious, bastard Campbell. His emotion was of self pity as he is beginning to realise the enormity of what he and his friend that grinning obscenity have done to Iraq. When Marr stated (UN figures) that 600,000 people (mostly innocent civilians) died in that war, his retort was that the figure hadn’t been proven. Okay, you miserable piece of shit Campbell, it were 500,00 or 50,000 would that make it any better?

    After seeing the distraught civilians wailing at the side of their dead loved ones because of Blair/Bush and the spinning cnut Campbell I only feel disgust.

  48. 157
    Anonymous says:

    so both gordon brown and ali cam ‘CRY’ while being interviewed????
    Is this the start nu laour’s elction campaign?

  49. 163
    Anonymous says:

    Neither of them cried, for pity’s sake.

    Al Campbell just looked sheepishly away and did an imitation of a first year drama student. According to people, who have seen the Brown love-in, Gorgon managed to “well up” a drop or two.

    The fact that Brown rehearses every interview and how to avoid answering any question put to him, makes you wonder why he allowed Piers Morgan to take the questioning there – simply put, he was making political capital out of a dead child.

  50. 164
    purpleline says:

    Guido- yesterday I asked a question on Dales blog is it really possible for a man to bond with a baby of ten days.

    The poofs on there obviously do not like real men and tough questions, but I believe crying after eight years is unrealistic unless the person has a mental disability.

    If there happen to be any mental health experts who could give us their opinion on this I would be obliged.

    Being called an idiot by a fkg fat poof has got my goat.

    • 170
      Metro Man says:

      Very sympathetic (not) . I bet you are actually a really nice person, even if it isn’t coming across today.

      • 180
        purpleline says:

        Thanks , It is true I am nice, I just think I am right to point out that Brown is using the death for political ends, I simply do not believe he has bonded with the baby, the man shows no outward signs of having any empathy, so why would I belive he was so distressed over this episode, that after eight years he is still cut up for it in a phoney interview.

        The man is a moster and will do and say anything.

        I think he was more surprised that having anal sex resulted in a baby, I would DNA test all his children as well as the three labour MP’s who await trial

        • 183
          John Terry I am snide and treacherous says:

          Your last paragraph simply highlights your juvenile mind and a deep-seated sexual inadequacy. I wish you well and hope you seek help.

        • 186
          Thats MISTER pleb to you! says:

          @ Purpleline,

          ‘the man is a monster and will do and say anything’.

          Yes, I agree, the majority of politicians are of the same ilk, just ask Dr David Kelly. You don’t become a top politico by being ‘nice’. I think that there is a natural law which comes into it – ‘the scum always rises to the top’.

    • 172
      John Terry I am snide and treacherous says:

      For all the rubbish and aggression that is spouted on these pages, yours is a particularly cruel one. Yes it is possible for a man to bond with a baby ten day’s old. And it has nothing to do with being a poof as you say.

      I hope you never have the trauma of such an event but in case you do, ignore postings like yours because really hard men can cry at the loss of a baby – and even after many years can still feel acute emotion. It is obvious that you have never been in a war or had anything serious to cope with in life, so please don’t comment on what you know nothing about and especially as you can find no empathy in somebody’s sad loss – no matter how much you despise them.

      • 181
        purpleline says:

        Purleeeeese Mr Saint, please put a sock in it you sanctimonious imbecile, how the fuck do you know anything about me, you moron.

        Question studies have shown men do not bond with babies, even mothers have difficulty bonding with their new born, and I would cite Jamaican fathers they most certainly do not bond with their children. Oh a bit controversial there, but TRUE.

        Dunderhead.

        • 182
          John Terry I am snide and treacherous says:

          Too late, you’ve been shown up for what you are, a cruel and childish person who has undertones of racial and homophobic attitudes. You will not be successful in life.

  51. 166
    Dissembling Dave says:

    They copy all of my ‘policies’. I did that on TV only a year ago.

  52. 167
    TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

    As everyone predicted: the new labour experiment ends in tears. Literally.

  53. 171
    Rich and Mark are so funny! says:

    More witless sh1t from the world’s unfunniest cartoonists.

  54. 196
    angelnstar says:

    We all have total compassion for anyone who loses a child, it must be terrible, as any bereavement is terrible. As someone who has experience of bereavement in as much as three of my family died nearly at the same time, may I just say, if I were a politician, the last thing I would have wanted to do was talk about it on national tv., particularly just before an election. What good or comfort can it possibly do or bring, to parade your pain before millions?

    If the point is not to elicit sympathy, I cannot see what is the point. Nobody wants to judge someone who has endured bereavement harshly, but I do find it totally incomprehensible. Mr. Cameron has born the same sorrow and sometimes we don’t make enough allowances for the effect it must be having on him inside. The full effect of grief doesn’t really filter through until one to two years after the event, you are in shock up until that time, and can’t feel anything. But never, ever have I heard of it helping anyone who has lost someone to discuss it with someone like Piers Morgan on a tv. show. Discuss it sure, with a bereavement counsellor, but Piers Morgan? In public?

    I am certainly prepared to believe, if Gordon and Mrs. Brown say so, that it is not to elicit sympathy, but I do wonder, if not that, then why?



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