Newsnight took the Yeo ding-dong off iPlayer for some reason, so Guy News is rebroadcasting it. Hit the full-screen button and enjoy our funky new them tune.
If you subscribed (for free) to the Guidogram, you would have seen this last week when it was released…
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PM Speaks for the Nation When Bashing Balls | Quentin Letts
Time for an Alliance | Dan Hannan
Farage’s Plan | ConservativeHome
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Bananas ahoy!
This makes me rummage about in my front junk.
Arrrrhhgggghhhh.
I’ve heard you prefer benders.
Gordo’s as camp as a Tory Shadow Cabinet member
I’m free ducky
mwah xxx
Gavin Esler a Tory? Now I know you’re fucking cracked.
He was born in Glasgow so he must be a socialist, you fucking numpty.
Newsnight
Guido sober
hmmmmmm
Gott und himmel.vas mine dream
My trolls are lame, not enough cash in the bunker piggy bank to recruit better.
Bananarama!
They need to recruit more Goober Gobbler trolls from Belgium
You are lucky the trougher was a Tory. Had it been one of the nuliebor gobshite’s BBPravda would have shut you up a long time ago!
Bananarama
Gordon’s sympathy vote PMQ’s checklist.
Glycerine drops
1/2 an Onion
Toothpick to jab under fingernail
Optrex
Box of Kleenex
Government borrowing figures
Enough to make anyone cry.
I like a bit of political whiff-whaff.
Yes
fuck off Prof Jones.
ex-Prof Jones threatened to top himself, perhaps Bad Ali could turn his attentions to some of these bent climate scamming academics, help them out as it were?
He is too! LoL
Spare us your fantasies.
There’s no need to feed the trolls, PC Cowards.
The Lib/Lab/Con axis is drowning in its own diarrhoea and it just can’t stop passing more.
AGW is proganda designed to instil fear in the population (similar to the War on Terror). It is used to justify global governence without popular consent and poplulation control.
The war on terror is a Rockefeller backed route to a NWO, whereas the Global Warming/climate change scam is a Rothschild backed route.
Both are intended to herd us to the same destination.
From this week’s Open Europe newsfeeds:
“The Guardian notes that a report from MPs has today warned that the European Union’s Emissions Trading System (ETS) is failing to deliver vital green investment after a collapse in carbon prices. The Environmental Audit Committee is calling on the Government to introduce measures such as a new carbon tax to push the price of carbon from its level of €15 (£13) a tonne to what the MPs see as a more credible price of €100, in order to encourage the investment needed in new technologies.
Tim Yeo, Chairman of the Committee, said: “Emissions trading should be helping us to combat climate change, but at the moment the price of carbon simply isn’t high enough to make it work. The recession has left many big firms with more carbon allowances than they need and carbon prices have collapsed.” He added, “If the Government wants to kick-start serious green investment, it must step in to stop the price of carbon flat-lining. Ministers should seriously explore the possibility of a carbon tax and must press the EU to tighten up the overall caps in the Emissions Trading System.”
Guardian report here: http://tinyurl.com/yc52rqw
“Ofgem warns of power blackouts and soaring energy bills to meet EU rules
The Times reports that energy regulator Ofgem has warned of power blackouts and spiralling consumer prices, and raised the prospect of partial renationalisation of the industry in order to maintain the UK’s energy security…”
“The Mail reports that Ann Robinson, of the price comparison website uSwitch.com, said energy bills could reach around £5,000 by 2020 in order to cover the required investment.”
AGW is a massive scam and is constantly being pushed by Yeo (my MP) and the Tories, whose ‘envoronmentaql’ spokesman he is. The taxes resulting are already making life impossible for pensioners and the poor who can’t afford even this winter’s higher heating bills. What they propose will have many dying of hypothermia, chest infections and other cold-related illness.
AGW fanatiscism is also already costing lives as food prices in the third world rise steeply due to land being sequestered for biofuels.
And it’s all based on junk science (aka computer modelling). Read all about it on the wattsupwiththat blog, now getting millions of hits per week. Many scientists, inc physicists, geologists,. meterologists, and other relevant skilled such as statisticians post there – it’s become the main clearing house of info and articles on the AGW scenario.
And on Sunday Phil Jones (disgraced Director of CRU) had the gall to compare himself to Dr David Kelly. The man has no shame.
Who hoo hhoo gives a f*ck?
Harriet says please vote for me –
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2844478/Harman-fave-for-Rear-of-the-Year.html
That Guido head is distinctly scary. It reminds me of a valet I once had and gives me a sickly-sweet feeling of being groomed. I think you should leave creepy ugliness to the pols.
That’s odd. I had a valet that looked Tim Yeo.
I can categorically state that I have never had a valet, in either the carnal or employment senses.
I usually wash the car myself
I will say this once again..I did not have sexual relations with that valet…
I think you’re confusing ‘valet’ with ‘varlet’
They made a film about him; ‘How deep is my varlet’.
Are you thinking of Zac Goldsmith’s not-often reported quote, “How Green Was My Valet”?
Lose the crap head. Too amateurish and cheapens the video clip.
You are Jonathan Ross with a beard disguise and I claim my £5…!
poor, poor, poor, poor, poor, Tim, perhaps he will think about the consequences of his shady dealings in future…………..
So Labour will provide one on one cancer care 24/7 ?? now that is a promise they know that they cannot provide…..
Of course they cannot provide it, but why should they give a shit about that? They will be screaming from the rafters that the tories are not providing it and that labour would have done for the next 5 years.
Exactly………………. and what I have said many times, a scorched policy ! The c*nts have had 12 years to get it right…… the f*ckers could not lie straight in bed!!
Chris Mullin is a C8nt also !!
Also he wants Cameron to bite “We can’t afford” it and Gordo will look like a hero.
Full time care for one terminal cancer patient is a two person job!
To cover 24 hours, 365 days a year it will take 5.2 people.
I remember Rory Bremner’s joke years ago when Yeo had knocked up some woman.
” To all single mothers out there, I just want to say: Yeo!”
If Tim Yeo is under the impression that we have forgotten his previous trespasses and have forgiven him then he should be made aware “HAVE WE FUCK !”.
He wants to ‘green tax’ us all to kingdom cum so he can send all the proceeds to Al Gore, George Soros and Raj Pachauiri!
I’ll be doing my bit to get the UKIP candidate elected in South Suffolk
Btw have you been following the bit about all the BBC pension fund being tied up in, (and run by the manager of) some huge ‘carbon tax trade’ company? No wonder the BBC keeps pushing the AGW scare for all its worth
You are wasting your time. UKIP feature in Gordon’s dreams. You know the one he has when he manages to hold onto power.
Firstly, a Cameron victory wouldl not lead to any difference in policy on the substantial questions facing the country, namely the EU’s control over us, and Green taxes (interconnected).
Secondly, a hung parliament might lead to a substantial realignment of political parties, whcih is desperatley needed. ]]I’m not goign to use my vote to *appear* to sanction a party whose stance on the big questions (as well as many smaller ones eg grammar schools) if in firect opposition to my own. Not even to get rid of Brown.
If he got back in with a tiny majority we weoudl be in Callaghan / Healey country very fast, and there woudl be a new election, Poetic justice.
Hmmmmmmm Commander Ali Dizaei, after his shower upon arrival in prison, I hope he does not have a really big sore bottom…….
Black Police Association, now desperately trying to disassociate themselves with their ex Great Leader……….
all, a bunch of corrupt c*nts!!!
He will be claiming asylum in Iran next to flee the شيطان بزرگ
hmmmm by the end of the week he will be reinvented as Ali’s Bin Rimmin !!
Just goes to show what happens when positive discrimination takes over.
Not only is the House of Lords full of dusky crooks (mentioning no names, Uddin, Paul etc.) it’s also true of Plod and most other government-influenced organisations.
Promotion on merit is good – positive discrimination is crooked.
The proof is now out there for all to see.
U all wacists. Him inoscent.
The association of black police officers (a fascist racist organisation if ever there was one, why aren’t the fascists in the anti-nazi league attacking this blatantly racist organisation?). Sorry, I digress. The association of black police officers have said that they were “surprised” at the prison sentence. That just shows how far the balance has swung far too far in favour of people of colour in the criminal justice system. It get’s so that crimes are not investigated if the suspect is black for fear of the white investigating officer being unfairly and unjustly branded a racist.
This particularly foul and dishonest and overtly racist officer who was imprisoned today was taking the piss out of the system. We need a party in power that will redress the balance.
We need to remove ALL the remaining racist elements in this country. White racism has almost been eradicated and it exists in pockets, but it is severely frowned upon as being utterly socially unacceptable.
We need to target black and asian racism to do the same. There is an amazing amount of overt, blatant racism in the black and asian communities and it MUST be tackled with the full power of the state. If this does not happen soon, there will be one HELL of a backlash!
Not to mention the foul anti-semitism in the Asian and black sectors, which go back many years. It’s so bad now there are police guards on Jewish schools.
You’ve given me no choice but to post the last episode in this sorry affair, after the Enchanter comes “well he’s not one of us, he’s not covered in shit”
Nothing against Di or the kids but Tim is a grasping cock. Time the voters kicked out his kind of sleaze.
There was me thinking I had nothing in common with him apart from both being CLINTS.
Guido
This one is a stretch and I think you will end up in court one of these days if you keep making these giant leaps.
Its a bit strange that you think MPs who make contacts as part of their job shouldn’t ever engage with those contacts for fiscal gain at some point in the future. You meet people at one function and then do business at another. Unless the work is undeclared I really don’t see an issue unless you can prove that they created the first publicly funded/subsidised event for personal gain. Note the word PROVE.
Of MUCH MORE concern are MPs that have basically created or helped find funding for some publicly funded quango which they then start doing consultancy for. Spending tax payers money for yet another tax payer funded job is just a farce. I know 1 Labour MP who has done this. Fancy a scoop?
Get a bigger scoop from an ice cream van, its common knowledge to anyone that even takes a cursory ( curse and curse again) interest in politics that this should be taken as read, all the sinecures from companies that love to have an insider M.P on board or an ex-insider (Mod contracts a speciality). This lot could clean an elephants carcass dumped in the lower waters of the Amazon quicker than a million bulimic piraña. Just my opinion you understand.
A very accurate one. It’s not just the MPs, the Lords are as bad.
It’s not a case of proving it just exposing it.
Now people know about their little rackets they’ll take more care in future.
Big in some cases, ask Tony (but don’t expect to get a reply).
..”Just had news that all hell let loose at Yarlswood asylum detention centre, which now seems to be completely locked down, 18/20 women have been in the yard since 12:00 pm, no outdoor clothing, intermittent snow.
About 70 women locked into one of the corridors, no open windows, sounds of distress coming over the phone. Massive police presence. Nothing on news.”……
Torch the fucking place !
Send in Brown, the Jonah curse of the world.
Quick get a plane ready to send them back. Don’t care where.
in house gang bang by the sound of it
So what exactly are you accusing him of doing?
Using the mayor’s limo as a private taxi.
It seems that Ali Dizaei has already started to earn points for good behavior
He’s only been there two hours
and already he’s polished several prisoners “helmets “
lol – At least you have the bollocks to have a pop if you think there is a problem!
Back to Conservative Home please, young man
From The Daily Mail;
“A Muslim bus driver stunned passengers when he pulled over and started praying in the aisle – with the engine still running.
The driver parked without warning then rolled out a fluorescent jacket as an improvised prayer mat.
He took off his shoes, knelt down facing Mecca, and began to chant.
The prayer session held up the bus for more than five minutes with no-one able to get on or off”.
New Times Poll out this evening:
Tories: 43 + 3
Labour: 27 – 3
Lib Dems:19 N/C
There’s only poll that matters and its the one Brown is petrified of calling.
History will recall this last 13 years as a very dark period for Britain.
And Brown will be beaten at the poll that matters with a record swing away from Labour.
It would be more convincing if you bothered to put in the correct numbers for last month.
Jimmy, you tool. You get bitchslapped most times you appear here. You must like it.
pwned
Al,
Do us all a favour & nurture an opinion.
Just one.
Go on, impress us.
We are waiting.
You are a bell end.
How’s that for starters?
You give good opinion.
link?
The (Times)poll will do for me Eagles.Very ,very nice indeedy.May cannot come soon enough.Just imagine a Labour free-BBQ summer !sunny, alcohol drenched days and no Labour Parteh.Bliss.
you must have imagined it
67 Oh yes many many times.Surely anyone who hates Labias Stasi state and mashed up economy must be counting the days even got mi Election Countdown Widget 114 days and ten hours MAX til we see the back of this miserable lot.Innit.
Screaming eagles you are completely full of shit and I don’t want your dirty £5
Correction.
C 40%
L 30%
LD 20%
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7019788.ece
O/T 15,000 troops in widely advertised offensive in Afghanistan with half the British deployment taking part !
i have a problem with just one small point The Americans are on the same mission !
They are supplying ais support and ground troops
i always thought we fought on seperate battlefields because the Gung Ho Johnny, trigger happy Yanks would end up killing more of our lads than the taliban
God Help Them !
Is this widely advertised military operation part of the massive and extremely costly government advertising campaign currently under way on TV, radio etc etc, designed to make Winston love the Labour party, I mean government, and all its deeds?
I am man enough to make jokes about my bananas
A banana and a vibrator were on a table. Banana says to the vibrator, ” I don’t know why the fuck you’re shaking for ?, the bitch is going to eat me !”
Breaking News Ali Disaei Has just been named captain of Wormwood Scrubs naked leap frog team !
Guido, loved the Yeo part. One thing always bothers me with your Guidograms – the production values are shit.
It would probably help if the others on it knew their lines. Some decent lip syncing on the animated head would be good, too. Would only take a few minutes extra and then I would enjoy watching them, instead of feeling like I’m watching someone’s GCSE coursework.
Have a full refund and fuck off.
Well said Guido!
I’m actually noticing a gradual improvement in the production values and, as ever the content is second to none…keep up the good work!
Tim Yeo is the most odious creep in the Tory Party. Cameron should dump this spiv before he does the party any more damage.
He’s probably the only one prepared to go along with spouting Dave’s Anthropogenic Global Warming shite, as advised by Zac Goldsmith and Jonathan Porritt (all millionaires who can afford the £5000 pa heating bills) we’ll get when the Lib/Lab/Con green taxes are in place. The dear leader’s useful idiot
I’ve been found guilty of misconduct. I’m a lying, corrupt, arrogant shit. Can I stand for Labour when I get released from chokey in 2 years?
Gordon says:- Of course you can. We take anyone these days.
Would you like a go on the upper house young man?
Sign here for your book deal, and here’s a £100,000 advance.
You stand a good chance of making leader. After the last 2, as least you’ll be a convicted criminal.
The way prison overcrowding now is you’ll probably be out in time to stand at the next General Election in May.
Iz it coz I is Iranian?
No, it’s cos you’re a bent copper.
We are most upsets at the unholy conviction of our brother, Abu Dizaei. He is martyr! We wills not rest until he and all heroic brothers are liberated from evils infidels! Allah cackbar!
I think it improbable that the other prisoners will share your views. I doubt they’d take kindly to a senior met police officer sitting at the same table with them at breakfast. With a bit of luck, some of the crims he put away will already be there.
We can only hope.
Especially if he fitted them up.
That policing pledge advert is getting a lot of air time tonight. Hunts
A desperate effort to regain confidence. My Dad was a good copper. He’d be apaplectic if he saw what’s happened to the force now.
The number of public service ads on TV right now is making my blood boil. Doesn’t that lot know the country is BROKE?? It’s all on BORROWED MONEY for which the taxpayer picks up the interest!
And Johnny Hurt should know the difference between ‘less’ and ‘fewer’ even if this uneducated lot in Milipede’s Environment don’t
Quite. Things could get a bit messy for Mr Desai.
This was not about one stupid lapse in self-control. On the contrary, the man clearly has a criminal mindset.
He will feel at home among his new acquaintances, though the bland diet and prison routine will take a bit of getting used to. And for someone used to getting his own way, so will subordination to the screws and tough nuts in there.
Let’s hope Mr Desai’s prison experience is more character-building than the police.
The weekend is a bit like my cock.
Not long enough.
Fellow Sickipedian, huh?
For anyone wanting to skip the middle-man and interested in seeing where he’s getting these jokes from, wander over to http://www.sickipedia.org
Oops – that’ll teach me not to refresh before posting…
Not enough cash because Gordon’s Brown funnelled it into his private slush fund of which he claims to know nothing? There’s his moral compass again, working overtime!
Have not heard much mention of this in the media.
The most disturbing thing about the Dizaei case is the fact that this man was continually promoted up to the Rank of Commander in The Metropolitian Police. Disgraceful.
Yeah but it does loads for race relations, doesn’t it.
Just the opposite.
I know. Sorry Moley. I was being sarcastic.
It is often said that middle managers rise to their level of incompetence.
Perhaps, too, it says much about attitudes within the management of the Met. One good thing to come out of it is that it might prick the bubble of political correctness, so that decent coppers (if there are any left) are less hampered in getting on with doing a decent job of keeping the rest of us safe from thugs and con-men.
I have no time at all for Mr Yeo.
I wrote to him a few years back as my MP. I questioned the expenses of MP’s then – and their inflated pensions of £100,000 or more, which had been publicised in one of the broadsheets that week. He wrote back denying everything. I found his letter to be patronising and arrogant. I threw the letter out about 3 months ago as we’re clearing out ready to emigrate.
Shysters. The lot of ‘em.
I do remember he said that as an MP he wouldn’t get a pension worth much more than about £30,000 per year, and he didn’t know of any other MP who would get more than that either. What a liar and a hypocrite he is.
Really wish I’d kept it now.
ask him for a copy….if no joy, FOI request
It won’t make any difference now. We leave the UK in 5 weeks.
Congrats!
No Tory Bear in Tripoli this week? I do hope mr megrahi is keeping well.
13 of New Labour have done to this country what Bill Clinton did to Monica Lewinsky: brought it to its knees.
13 years of New Labour have done to this country what Bill Clinton did to Monica Lewinsky: brought it to its knees.
Which way to the DSS? Oh, and death to the west.
here is a spreadsheet on google containing the members register of interests dated 3 Feb 2010. The contents have been extracted from the pdf file that you can find on the parliament website.
http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AmwAjbq4t0VCdFRBUm5KSlBfd1RPQTlCbzFJeWdzSFE&hl=en_GB
You can of course see Mr Yeo’s relevant details on the sheet labelled “09″
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1249446/Gordon-Brown-eats-NINE-bananas-day-look-radiant-General-Election.html
gordon is eating nine bananas a day to look ‘radiant’ for the GE.
I think he might need a facelift to achieve that one.
As for the bananas , well that many will just give him the runs.
I think it’s more the case that gordon really has gone bananas!
If that’s radiant, then someone needs to go to Specsavers.
you need to start looking at the website you are posting on dear
can’t miss it
big story Guido covered further down love
Al,
Do us all a favour & nurture an opinion.
Just one.
Go on, impress us.
We are waiting
Indeed he did and I posted on it at about 2.15 before I shot back to work.
But that’s no reason to let the story die, as I’m sure even Guido would tell you.
The story shows gordon’s eccentricity and I think that will be exposed even more over the coming days and weeks.
‘There is a lot of fibre in bananas. A lot of volume in means a lot of volume out.’
In other words, he is full of shit.
Actually I thought the PMs newly announced banana policy was much more interesting and exciting than all that boring political stuff from the Leader of the Opposition about cleaning up Parliament, and changing the MPs privileges. Haven’t they got enough privileges already?
Gordons 5 a day (Pledges), no more chocolate Hob Nobs or Kit Kats, the bunch of Bananas that are sitting in front of him around the table are called a Cabinet.
“OH, YOUR RED SCARF MATCHES YOUR EYES,
YOU CLOSED YOUR COVER BEFORE STRIKING,
FATHER HAD THE SHIPFITTER BLUES,
LOVING YOU HAS MADE ME BANANAS,
OH, YOUR RED SCARF MATCHES YOUR EYES,
YOU CLOSED YOUR COVER BEFORE STRIKING,
FATHER HAD THE SHIPFITTER BLUES,
LOVING YOU HAS MADE ME BANANAS,
OH, YOU BURNT YOUR FINGER THAT EVENING,
WHILE MY BACK WAS TURNED,
I ASKED THE WAITER FOR IODINE,
BUT I DINED ALL ALONE,
OH, YOUR RED SCARF MATCHES YOUR EYES,
YOU CLOSED YOUR COVER BEFORE STRIKING,
FATHER HAD THE SHIPFITTER BLUES,
LOVING YOU HAS MADE ME BANANAS.
“
You might ponder that some 50% of a banana’s genes are common to Gordon.
Perhaps he’s looking for the remaining 50%
I hate all men aoart from my husband who will get a blind eye turned in Leyton and Wanstead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There’s a rumour doing the rounds that mr harpy harriett is going to be parachuted into Birmingham Erdinton, the seat that sion simons is giving up as he pursues the job of mayor of birmingham and hopefully a peerage in the HoL.
Yes. I heard they were going to give Union Jack a safe seat, now he’s got nothing left to “treasure” in the labour party.
This is Cronyism at its best.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/7190630/Iraq-inquiry-Secret-Government-documents-could-contradict-public-evidence.html
Interesting announcement from chilcott that documents they are viewing suggest a contradiction to the public evidence they are receiving from people like bliar and straw.
I thought chilcott was going to be just another hutton labour whitewash – I am beginning to wonder and hope ………………..
Contradictory? Surely not…….
A few years ago, my professional responsibilities included the design of steam pipework, including some rather large ones. One of the problems one has to overcome is to ensure that the thermal expansion that occurs as metal pipes are heated to steam temperatures is properly allowed for, and one way of doing this is by using expansion bellows. The designer has to be careful to support and guide the pipe properly near one of these devices to prevent it’s failure by squirm.
Jack Straw today demonstrated that he is a poorly-designed axial expansion bellows. Quite small loads applied cause him to deflect significantly, and in front of Chilcott, he failed by squirm.
But does he have a vent valve to release the pressure?
You know he’s lost it when a jet of steam issues from each ear. If his safety valve has failed, he could suddenly fail catastrophically….bit like Campbell nearly did on Marr’s show.
It was the strain of trying to remember which spin he was recounting. If he loses it with Marr, ffs, wait until Paxo gets near him.
Liars need good memories. Perhaps he got his wires crossed and knew he’d be humiliated.
Did anyone notice we had CRUPhil Jones, Alastair Campbell, and both Sarah and Gordon Brown all crying on TV within 24 hours. Enough to make a grown man weep
To Engineer.
Yes you needed stay bars to support the bellows because by necessity the bellows needed to be thin enough to expand and contract and I have seen in my time stay bars tightened up too much with awful results.
On Strawman my idea would be one of his legs tied to each leg of an expansion loop with no give and of course superheated steam.
OT.Straw pedigree seems to be G/G Grandfather Walter Straw german/jewish immigrant(In Germany Straw spelt as Stroh)he married a woman called Ann?that led to Arthur Wittacker Straw born 1888 in neepsend Yorks this was his G/Father and in turn led to his father Walter Arthur Straw.
I’m musing here that the Whittaker bit could possibly be the surname of Ann.
Quite surprises some people the amount of damage an over-constrained steam line can inflict on it’s surroundings.
I wonder if straw would make good thermal insulation? A practical test by wrapping Straw round a steamline would be the best way to find out….
I’d prefer to invite him to an American gas pipe testing session ;P
“experts warned that Mr Brown’s obsession with bananas could led to health problems – including indigestion and frequent trips to the toilet.”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1249446/Gordon-Brown-eats-NINE-bananas-day-look-radiant-General-Election.html
http://www.ehow.com/about_5104024_potassium-overdose-symptoms.html
Too many bananas gives a potassium overdose.
Symptoms: Irritability, vomiting, diarrhea, irregular heartbeat.
I wonder how all that interacts with patients who are taking anti-depressants?
Badly, I hope.
Is anyone watching Dispatches, about Royal Mail?
I’m not surprised they’re going bust. Their workers are a load of shiftless good-for nothings.
And they are not brits.
watching a bbc4 prog on Britain’s past ambassadors and Foreign secs. Hurd and Haigh commenting
how on earth can GB end up with this pile of shit. No manners, background, sense or knowledge of History.
How can our present Ambassadors communicate with in any meaningful way with gobshites like millinana and bustingagut.
I FEEL LIKE CRYING TOO
A friend of mine lives in a London (East End) former council block. She tells everyone never to post anything of value there – the posties nick everything. Been going on for years.
Very much depends where you live. Our postie here in the sticks (a woman) is terrific
I caught mine putting a sorry you were out card through. When I ran after him he said it was from the day befor.He had tried to deliver the day befor. It was 20 minutes later I realised the day befor was a Sunday. My old battered up AB face must have shit him though as I’ve never seen him since.
That screaming you hear is arrogant twat and former Met Commander Ali Dizaei being royally buggered by his cellmate. Justice at last.
They call it rough justice, and boy is he gonna get it rough.
I’ve never been a Tory but it’ll be worth having them win just to wipe the smug smiles off the faces of this disgustingly crooked New Labour lot.
Watching UK Border Force. Illegals arrested and deported. Love it.
I love a good story.
Interesting article on PB.com about all the dodgy polls out lately.
http://www1.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2010/02/08/populus-reports-a-10-point-tory-lead/
A 10 point lead is now enough to give the Tories a comfortable majority.
There have loads of local swings that cannot be predicted by these national polls.
We are living in a very unusual political time. 340 members of the HoP are running away from the next election. They are all discredited in their own constituences. The majority of them are labour.
To name just one – labour’s philhope in corby – a labour constituency if ever there was one. And yet he is totally discredited, locally, because of his massive troughing. The chances are that Corby and East Northants is now going to swing to the tories.
National polls cannot predict these local traumas and there are going to be hundreds of them.
Tsk sorry ‘There have to be …….’
Thank God we’re leaving the UK. 5 weeks to go!!
You must be a fucking socialist….you’re leaving us to clean up the mess as per fucking usual.
Well I hope it’s somewhere warm and sunny. If it’s Spain and you’re anywhere near Denia go enjoy the nightlife/restaurants along the Plaza.
Sardinas, King Prawns, Alioli, Conejo al Ajillo. Oh Dear – my mouth’s watering now!!!
And you can still keep up with us here via the web. But perhaps then you should rename yourself ExPatAnonymous or something?!! I’m going to be green with envy.
Just before spring (seasonal and political).
Don’t worry. Those of us that intend to hang on in there will make this country Great again. It’ll be hard work, there will be setbacks, and it’ll take a while, but it’s a job worth doing. Because it’s our land.
You can’t beat the endless skies and the sunsets across my Fens.
When we were younger we spent our January’s and October’s in Spain but we were always home for most of the year. Now we are home forever. And like you Eng we shall fight for our land.
What we need to do is beat this scottish stalinist crew back beyond Hadrian’s Wall. When we’ve done that we can reclaim our heritage!!!
Don’t do half a job. Let’s beat them back beyond John O’ Groats.
It was our land, too, but 6 redundancies between us has put paid to all that.
So, Tory Dalek Troll, we’re not leaving you to clean up the mess as usual, we’re just sick and tired of having to keep doing it ourselves!
I hereby declare I do solemly promise to tell every canvasser whomsoever asks me which party I shall be voting for, between now and May, that I shall be voting Labour.
Then after their annihilation, when they say “but we seemed ok in the polls”, I can ask them how they like being fucking lied to for a change.
My gut feeling from every poll/commentary I read is that voter apathy is being underestimated. Most people I know think ‘they’re all the same/they’re all as bad as each other/ we’re totally fucked whoever gets in/ fuck the lot of ‘em’. They’re not apathetic in a ‘can’t be arsed’ sense – more that they don’t think anyone is worth/deserves their vote.
Unless the campaign hots up and polarises so that people are clearer re which ‘side’ they’re on/are more inclined to vote to keep a side out as much as get one in – I think turnout will be low.
Maybe that’s not properly reflected in the polls as people are reluctant to admit they may not bother (not that I’m that ‘in the know’, I admit, as I simply don’t have the time to look at them in depth).
Jeez… I’m actually interested in the whole shebang, and I can barely bring myself to face the ballot paper.
They’re hardly likely to vote Labour though.
Or for anyone else.
Glad you bracket Bee n Pee and UKIP together. One a bunch of loon racist thugs the other a diluted old man version in cardigans.
Both shit.
More Fawkes’ fascism. You can’t moderate free speech.
I don’t think there is much apathy, most people I speak to are hurting at the moment whether on the bread line or the affluent due to the banking crisis. People are pissed off with the body bags from Af ganistan, the bankers bonuses, looming spending cuts, the uncertainty of global warming, immigration, worthless pensions, stealth taxes, job security, M P s expenses etc etc. Its going to be close polling day but I think one big juicy scandal or cock up a few weeks before will seal the deal.
No apathy here, my business is fighting the recession with absolutely no help from the banks or No. 1 0, I’m happy to argue with the canvassers what ever their party colour and I will not not waste my vote!!
You’re kind of supporting my point by saying that you’ll ‘argue’ with canvassers ‘whatever’ their party colour – suggesting that you don’t have confidence in any of them.
Which party represents you? Which party do you trust? Which party do you – really – believe has the ability to sort this mess out?
In my case – and from what those around me are saying – it’s ‘none of the above’.
No point confusing being angry/frustrated with not being apathetic. Most want to vote for something. Not against everything.
I disagree. Voting FOR someone is democracies flaw. Most people know who they want to vote against. They don’t know many people well enough to really vote for them. hence tactical voting etc.
The party machine in the pursuit of the media image chews up individual initiative. Until the electors choose on merit rather than loyalty we are doomed to the path of soundbite politics and actors instead of leaders.
You hit the nail on the head with this one, I run a tight ship with my business and this how a country should be run. Its like Nu Lab culture of borrow and spend mirrors society greed for credit. For to long people have lived and relied to much on credit or benefits and now there is a massive bill to pay. Cut backs will just cost more suffering as will over spending, so which is the right and which is wrong? I have 16 people working for me and stick a big wedge of cash into No. 1 0 via taxes but I sickens me when a 60 hr 6 day a week commitment from me is just wasted on quango’s or reviews or expenses or bloody gov TV ads , un winable wars etc etc
So confused, angry and frustrated seems to sum up what most people feel because unless you visit a site like this one how else can you really see what’s happening out there as the popular media (b b c , s k y , newspapers) seems incapable of being unbiased. Nice one Dack Blog your blog has given food for thought.
Fuck Labour and Lib Dems!!!
Lib Dems are on about supporting the Labour party!!!!!!
No way should Nick Clegg be supporting 5 more years of Gordon Brown!!!!!!
Lib Dems are just part of Labour – A rebranding of Labour!!!!!!!!!
Fuck them both thats what i say!!!!!!
Your too right – the Lib dem are too close to Lib Dem!!!
Both need defeating!
There was a time, inte not too distant past, when the Lib Dems were position ing themselves to the left of labour.
That was when labour was still trying to pretend it occupied the centre ground.
The Lib Dem Leopard is not going to change its spots, which are bright red.
Funny how those who preach liberalism are in fact the most illiberal and intolerant of the lot.
I’m hungry.
Have another Diary Secretary and stop complaining.
Or better still a Dairy Secretary
He obviously has not listened to Pachauri – the UN’s IPCC Guru who says that in order to save the world environmentally, the whole world must go vegetarian.
Oh Dear Prezza perhaps you need to find a less exacting gravy train!!!!
+++Laugh+++
Better make that a vegetarian Diary Secretary…..
You could deposit your shit in my spiffing Green Bank
Well she did look a bit of a heifer, so vegetarian dairy secretary might still be apt…
Here. have one of my bananas.
No thanks, you never where it’s been.
Tossed salad ??
Is that a typo for ‘Tossed a lad’ ??
I live the lie!
After Yeo, more woe: ConHome reporting that the Tory PPC for Westminster North has resigned at a constituency meeting over “internal tensions”. Dave won’t be pleased.
Yes indeed,the sooner Martin Day is thrown out of the Conservative Party,the better.
It’s all his fault,the little scrote and foul mouthed twerp
That Ben Bradshaw, just on the news wittering about some corrupt shit, doesn’t he look like the domineering mother out of Pink Floyd’s Wall?
Ben
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Domineering mum
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http://www.michaelyon-online.com/
G’Night Folks. God Bless. My thoughts tonight are with our lads in Afghanistan as they fight this Big Battle that gordon has set up for them from the comfort and safety of his drowning street sitting room!!!
I particularly like michaelyon’s nickname for aintbustingagut ‘ bullshit bob’ which he took from our own troops.
Dave will be leading the troops over the top will he nell?
Or will he be supporting the carnage from the safety of his sitting room?
Hypocrite
Poor Gordon. Another squaddie dead in Afghanistan – more now than in the Falklands, but he cant’ even enjoy that victory over Thatch, cus the damn country is landlocked and he *knows* he’s not going to be able to sink a battleship.
Nothing goes right for Gordon.
don’t worry all the deaths will stop in a few weeks when I get in
To Engineer.
Look at 187 for a laugh you will know what I mean.
COMPARE & CONTRAST
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This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,–
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
W Shakespeare, “King Richard II”, Act 2 scene 1
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This Royal Doulton of Labour, this septic pile,
This dearth of magnanimity, this piece of shite,
This other England, semi-paralytic,
This fucking mess built by Labour for itself,
Again infected by their illegal war,
This crappy breed of men in Gordon’s shitty world,
This festering hole steeped in misery,
A Nokia stuck in the wall of an office,
Such an offensive scrote in the House,
The politics of envy from less happier Mands,
This fetid plot, scorched earth, unreal, once England.
Gordon Brown, Dickhead II, Act of Vandalism scene of crime
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That our Sovereign signed away.
Gordon
If you enjoy something yellow and bent in your mouth, maybe Thailand would make an excellent holiday destination, but 9 a day?
Wanted
sweaty sock type person as 9 a day coordinater
I advertised the position this morning. It has now been withdrawn.
It’s Passion Fruit tomorrow.
NN Emily showing a bit of leg now
Funny you should have noticed Kirsty Wark’s leggy exposition the other night Guido. …there seems to be a competition going on judging by Emily Maitlis who clearly threw her hat in the ring during tonight’s final segment.
In the words of the common man: ‘Phwoar!’ [choke]
Sharon Stone’s doing thursday night facing up to Blunkett.
Let’s see how his labrador stands up to a grilling.
The vast majority say the Country is going in the wrong direction
Can’t wait to see the opposition waving bananas and Kit Kats at PMQs
Giving one another high Fyffes ???
Kirsty still gets my vote .
NN wreaked a bit of hand of ben and gentleman George Younger was in a Ben Chris , Maitless sandwich , bit wierd going on Ashcroft on both conservative mps , all very Ben ,,although loved it when the moment came and Geaorge turned it round to nom dom Labour piers ,they didnt give him much of a chance to explain his wise and considered views , which is a shame . Chris Huhne showing off his new whiter that white suite .
Conservatives made some usefull positions today with the voters.
taking a break from blogging for a while
Some of our MPs are taking this ‘Come Dine with Me’ thing a bit too seriously.
I think most of the country would like to give Gordon
A bunch of Fifes
A Muslim bus driver stunned passengers by pulling over mid-route and beginning to pray in the aisle.
The driver stopped the bus without warning before removing his shoes and, using a fluorescent jacket as a prayer mat, beginning to chant in Arabic.
Passengers said they feared the driver could be preparing for a terror attack.
No one was able to get on or off the vehicle during the five-minute prayer session.
HT Daily Mail
since Gordon came to office it hasn’t stopped raining
since Campbell started to sob I haven’t stopped crying
oh dear
With the antics of people like YEO and the U K’s most dominant political parties it is no surprise to UK voters that the next parliament will be turning away from a deeply flawed system. The voter now knows he/she DOES NOT have a voice they now know they have been ignored on important matters, fleeced, deceived and until now largely despised by Westminster.
System tinkering will only mask the symptoms it won’t cure the disease that riddles Westminster.
Voters are well aware that 52% of their MP’s should lose their jobs, indeed parliament could happily lose 52% it would not make a scrap of difference the other 48% would still have little enough to do!
Expenses cheats have been named, now they should be punished in LAW, proffering up half or dozen or so sacrificial MP lambs isn’t going to put things right.
M P’s have and are still failing to care for the people that voted them into the job, MP’s own skins are their primary concern!
enjoyed the newsnight effort Guido but don’t think you scored a single hit on yeo.