Sunday Sleaze
The Taxpayers’ Alliance has calculated that the three Labour MPs charged with theft from the taxpayers; Jim Devine, David Chaytor and Elliot Morley, will share between them a pay-off totalling £151,552 come election day. They will also get generous gold-plated pensions. This is an outrageous piss-take.
Given that they are unlikely to have their day in Court before election day, the House of Commons should pass a resolution that any member facing criminal charges for financial impropriety should have payment of resettlement grants and pensions suspended until the result of the charges are known. If found guilty they should lose all their pension rights. They will still be drawing their parliamentary pay every month in any event.
This is what would happen to a servicemen or police officer who was found guilty of gross misconduct. It would be bordering on obscene to expect the victims of the crime – taxpayers – to pay hundreds of thousands to those convicted of thieving from them. Guido completely accepts the principle that these three are presumed innocent until proven guilty, but can see no legal reason why the payments can not be suspended until the Courts have resolved the issue.
Is there not one good MP who will put a motion to this effect before the House?
Ot, Alistair Campbell skewered by Andy Marr this am, a delicious moment.
This is what would happen to a police officer who was found guilty of gross misconduct.
The same applies to service personnel plus time in a military prison.
Amended – it would also apply widely in the private sector.
Dear Guido, why did you forget about me? My pockets will be overflowing with cash when I lose my seat. The Tories caused the economic downturn.
what about serial expenses trouffing couple Kirkbride and Mackay.
At least Kirkbride appears to be getting replaced by a decent Muslim. Nice picture of his wife and lovely family
http://londonmuslims.blogspot.com/2010/02/sajid-javid-first-tory-muslim-mp.html
I owe you NOTHING! The New Labour dominated committee said I was in the clear, and I have no morals of my own, so f*ck you all, that £116,000 is ALL MINE!
More MPs and Peers to be charged next week
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2010/02/more-mps-and-peers-to-be-charged.html
except Bankers of course who are rewarded even more lavishly for incompetence with taxpayers money
THESE 3 SCUMBAGS ARE NO DIFFERENT TO THE HUNDREDS OF MPS CHUCKLING BECAUSE THEY HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH FRAUD.
TURKEY’S DON’T VOTE FOR CHRISTMAS.
SO DON’T VOTE FOR A THIEF.
VOTE THE PIGS OUT.
re: Taking over the Internet
All necessary to provide
Global solutions for global problems
Jackboots Jacqui
Jackboots Jacqui
Jackboots Jacqui Smith
gor away with it!
Aw, Jim’s done a runner
http://www.jimdevine.org.uk/
STOP PRESS
Devine claimed £17K in mileage, yet paid his chaffeur only £60
“Kinley wrote to the parliamentary commissioner for standards, John Lyon, claiming she was only paid £60 in mileage for driving Devine around over two years.”
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2010/02/07/double-trouble-for-jim-devine-as-he-faces-showdown-with-ex-worker-86908-22024800/
An epidemic of altzimers has broken out in the commons and the lords
They all seem to have forgotten that they claimed twice or over claimed or that they didn’t understand. If they are that incompetent we should get rid of the lot and give UKIP or the B+P a chance. We can no longer afford to be governed by crooks and buffoons. Lets take the opportunity to get rid of thm all and abolish the house of frauds.
true true
PAY THEM MORE.
they are all good lads
The whole house of shits have proven by either theft or not reporting it that they are not fit to pass laws on us and all the rot of not understanding or too busy is a smokescreen for plain old stealing.Labour have finished this country for ever and I will never let this go because I can remember when the Uk was good and by god I miss it.
It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to..
Guido surely this is deserving a spot in “seen elsewhere”?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1249099/Harriet-Harmans-husband-needs-safe-seat.html
I just hope and pray they make Harperson Labour leader after McBust is forced out!
errr, why?…
Because no-one would ever vote Labour again?
The future for Labour if Dromey is elected http://whogoeshome.co.uk/?p=329
The troughers just do not get it – they just think joe public is one big legalised slush fund – to the barricades
My husband needs a clean seat
Tell him to lift the seat before going number onesies then!
Cisco Kid – Who’s been listening to radio 7 today then?
Waddabout Peters Mandelson and Hain,then,eh?
Don’t forget that fat fuck, Michael Mates.
http://www.youve-been-cromwelled.org/responses.php
What about them ? Aitken and Archer commited a crime, were prosecuted, convicted and went to Prison. Whereas today under this Government……….
That’s right you Scottish haggis of piss! Everyone else pays up and goes to prison, that are now square with house. Except of course the Labour thieves to hooning scared to face up to a trial and and face thier accusers/consequences. The lowest scum in any of HMP prisons is more honest than a the average Lab MP…
Telling porkies and brown envelopes from third parties for questions asked pale into insignificance when two Labour peers FFS got caught red handed offering to amend legislation for 100,00 bungs and WTF did they get? six months gardening leave and a public apology along the lines “we wont do it again its all a dreadful misunderstanding.
Law of the Land? what Law?it was castrated,politicised and enrolled in what must be the most corrupt administration ever to worm its way into power.
And don’t forget Mike “Twisted fire starter” Watson!
At least they went to prison. Can’t see any of the present mob going there.
I think you’ll find that most policemen accused of this sort of stuff get away with retiring early. Sweep it under the carpet, hush hush, say no more.
Really ? Perhaps youd like to provide evidence of this assertion !
Ian Blair
He wasnt a Policeman he was a Politician.
fuck off anonymong
you are guilty of talking shit
Pity the dog didn’t attack
HELLMAND 2009
The air is thick with dust and flame, who started this? Who is to blame?
Shells and rockets rake the field yet neither side is like to yield
There’s no retreat, no going back, just blindly forward in attack
Men are wounded. Men lose limbs. And those who die we praise with hymns
Or stand to hear the lesson read, yet nothings changed, THESE MEN ARE DEAD
We strive to bring their bodies back in boxes draped in union jack
They’ve paid the price and given all but their pay is stopped from when they fall
These fathers’ lovers’ brothers sons have fallen to each other’s guns
Do politicians really care, they might if they were fighting there
They praise all those who serve our nation yet try to cut their compensation
It’s never those whom nations lead get stuck in hell to die or bleed
They just cajole our sons and brothers to go to war and murder others
Both sides’ young men fall for the trick. Greed, religion, politic
That foreign Johnny turban clad is really just an Afghan lad
Who with religious hatred filled joined the fray was quickly killed
Likewise the lad in kaki gear is just a lad from over here.
Courageous, patriotic, smart he volunteers to play his part
He leaves behind his child and wife and goes abroad to lose his life
The Commons reads his name aloud saying that we should be proud
Should we be proud when we’re to blame
NO WE SHOULD HANG OUR HEADS IN SHAME
and its just been anounced there is to be a massive offensive sigh more to come methinks
Some bright spark has also thought it wise to announce to the Taliban before hand what is about to happen.
Some bright spark has also thought it wise to announce to the Taliban before hand what is about to happen
Unflukinbelivable, words fail me, strategy…
They have to give their own Al Qaeda assets a heads up to make themselves scarce when the shit hits the fan.
Then they can re-appear after the onslaught to continue fighting.
I mean, think how much in profits would be lost to the weapons manufacturers if we ever won this war? They need the war to continue to keep the inventory moving. They also have product life-cycle to think about.
applaud
“It’s never those whom nations lead get stuck in hell to die or bleed
They just cajole our sons and brothers to go to war and murder others”
Absobloodylutley right, any countries worst enemy is it’s own government!
by “offensive” do they mean throwing taxpayers money at them again?
the soldiers will be forced to shout “are you the good Taliban?” and if they answer yes they throw money at them and if they shout no they shoot
at least five more years of this brilliant war to go
it’s going splendidly
Contessa,
campbell has no answers left apart fom his standard ‘Tonys one of the good guys’
The latest pr strategy is obviously to go for the sympathy vote, hence organising Brown to be interviewed by Piers Morgan
Well I for one am reserving my sympathy for the lads who died, the hundreds of thousands of civilians who’ve died and Dr. Kelly who died and all the people who have to carry on in the knowledge that their loved ones died to bolster these vain, ambitious and mendacious men hang onto power.
Damn them to hell.
Corpse chasing troll.
I believe the details of Dr Kelly’s death would expose much about Iraq but Chilcot won’t touuch it, the media are ominously silent on it. Wjat possible reason for suppressing this information? If Dr Kelly did not commit suicide then how did he die? who is disadvantaged by such information becoming public? If you want Blair and co to experience justice for the first time in their lives then the path is the death of Dr Kelly.
Just one thing puzzles me: why aren’t Dr. Kelly’s family making more of a fuss? Do they accept the Government line – or is pressure being applied?
A deal must have been done. There is more than Dr Kelly in the cupboard. Will all be re-written for posterity and profit
What possible reason, indeed?
Maybe Dr Kelly was actually killed by vampires.
This hypothesis explains the huge loss of blood from an insignificant wound and the total secrecy over an inquest.
The powers that be would naturally need to suppress the truth so as to prevent widespread panic and Pandemonium.
Yeah, right – but can anybody offer a more plausible vindication of the extraordinary censorship?
The pandemic H1N1 (2009) influenza vaccine continues to provide vital protection against vampires.
Piers Morgan,remind me why that phuck was phucked off from the mirror
Not sure why TV execs start ‘The Most Hated person currently on British television’ phone-in with 1st & 2nd seed contenders , I tought they were meant to meet in the final
The only tears I want to see are the their tears when they are led from the dock to begin a very short prison sentence before their appointment with a hangman.
Brown crying over the death of his daughter? SI would not be at all surprised if she was only bred to be used for sex anyway. The man has not shed a single tear for the thousands of children ripped to bits by shrapnel or burned by White Phosphorous or deformed by depleted uranium due to his orders.
To use the death of his daughter to try to go for the sympathy vote this close to a general election is really sick. The man is a filthy, perverted sick fuck and deserves to die slowly, many times over.
I’m not impressed in the slightest by our leaders breaking down on telly and despise the current crop of self serving shysters as much as you. But I think that comment is a bit harsh Mr Ned.
I don’t.
Fair enough
and cry what a FALSE TOSSER
what do you mean Tony might not be a stand up guy never, he can open any tesco he likes for me oh and 100,000 K
It is all just a part of the carefully orchestrated campaign to strengthen the resolve of the 30%. Brown tears are the same. It has worked before. In hardening the resolve of the 30% it is bound to strengthen the reaction from ‘the dark side’ of the electorate.
Let’s trumpet Broon’s secret £50,000 slush fund until The Grauniad isn’t the only paper in the land covering this scandal. I’ve written to the Beeb twice, with no response, of course. This is precisely the kind of cover-up that Guido is here to expose. Shout it loud, folks, and shout it often. Let’s get our unelected PM INTO COURT alongside Devine et al.
£50,000 slush fund?
I know nothing about what you’re taking about
about
Tescopoly is total shite, you are the new woolen mills and I claim my reward points!
CONTRITION IS THE NEW SPIN
Indeed. “Phil Jones considers topping himself.”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article7017922.ece
If he needs a hand….
I’m going to Beachy Head. If he puts up the petrol I’ll drop him off
What’s stopping the ego-driven idiot?
“He acknowledged similarities to Dr David Kelly”
What? The cheeky fucking arsehole!
David Kelly was a good man who was concerned that the truth was not being told,
unlike this shameless bunch of lying bastards!!
he wouldn’t go to beachy head as according to his most accurate data the drop to the sea is now only 2 foot 6……….
I thought that-bleating that his scam had been rumbled and having the brass neck to compare himself to a brave man harried to his death by the likes of that lying,duplitious,alcoholic pornographer,Alistair(“where’s the onion?I need to fake some tears”)Campbell,was disgusting.
Considering suicide? Has Phil Jones met Alastair Campbell then?
“I am just a scientist.
No, Jones, that is NOT what you are. You may have studied science, and worked in science, but you are no scientist. Unless, of course, the scientific method involves slandering opponents, calling for data to be faked and for the law to be broken.
Why dont you have second thoughts ?
It is about time these climate alarmists pushed their mass-depopulation agenda by leading the way and killing themselves.
Well said!
Misfeasance in public office!
http://www.parliament.uk/commons/lib/research/briefings/snpc-04909.pdf
Nail them up!
Campbell is wallowing in the self pity of one who has a chronic case of advanced self loathing. A result for the third rate novelist,retired pornographer, alcoholic, bully boy with severe mental problems.
With powers of prediction that allowed him to return from holiday in France before the “suicide” of a government scientist was announced.
I think not. More a carefully orchestrated appeal to the sympathy vote. Labour’s new strategy. You forget you were watching that on the BBC; nothing is broadcast that would harm Labour. Ever.
repeated every 20 minutes or so on Sky, already warning of Brown smears live on TV next week
sorry Mark O, typo read tears instead of smears
Boo hoo, New Labour’s latest attempt for votes is the sympathy vote. Look, those useless reporters asking real easy questions are picking on us and making us cry. Boo hoo!
Next will be Brown and his despicable performance for a sympathy vote.
It’s all about HIM!!! Truly bottom feeding pond life!!!
send him and Blair to the Hague to face charges on War Crimes
then send the 52% of piggy MPs and the cheating Lords to court
not just the 4 most stupid thieves
if the 4 get charged the public will be outraged that the rest got away with it and if they don’t get charged the public will be outraged that they all got away with it
Piggy MP’s have dug their own graves
you would fucking know you war-criminal lying bastard
didn’t see you this upset when Kelly was found dead cun’t
Boo fucking hoo, lying Hoon!
He’s not RADA trained and it shows, he looked absolutely ridiculous, a quick switch-on and off again, so false, I’ll give him sympathy, füçķ off ya çüńţ!!!!
That was a pretty piss poor acting performance. Campbell is an utter c/nt. In the words of a character from the film Broadcast News, “I certainly hope he dies soon.”
to be honest it didn’t look like bad acting to me…..it bears all the hallmarks of an incipient panic attack…which he is now trying to pass off as something alse becasue he doesn’t want to admit he is stepping back into the straitjacket……..
The only panic attack he had was forgetting how to get tears on-queue.
As Private Eye said..
This country needs to spend a lot more on Alzheimer’s research. Here is an example of a relatively young man who cannot accurately recall events of even just a few years ago.
Larf, hysterical!
He was weeping because nobody had powdered his nose!
No nose twitching and sniffing, no regular touches to the side of the nose, no manic ego invincability.
Camorn and Ozzy may be pathetic, but these guys DO NOT have a nose problem!
A candidate for a baseball bat to meet his ugly poisonous head.
I agree, the man needs to be eviscerated, in public and made to eat his own heart. The piece of shit that he is.
Just watched AC it is a shame for him he`s been through a lot with the inquiry and all the questions what a shame HOW ABOUT THE FAMILIES OF THE 600,000 DEAD AND ALL THE MAIMED AND WOUNDED YOU FUCKING WANKER GO AND DIE YOU MAGGOT
also he says people are not interested in the truth WHEN HAVE LIEBOUR EVER BEEN BOTHERED WITH THR TRUTH MY GOD THIS MAN MAKES ME SICK SICK SICK
Campbell cried, I note, just as Brown is said to have cried during his Piers Morgan interview. Blair’s the next blubber, I imagine
Did Brown, Blair and Campbell weep public tears for Dr David Kelly or the countless innocents who lost their lives as a result of their groundless invasion of Iraq? No.
Evidence to Chilcott – whatever Chilcott reports – has exposed them in public for dragging us into a war on the basis of lies.
Little wonder zanulabbers are crying: for themselves.
Having just seen it and poor ol Al fight back the tears this with Gordo reported to cry in his piece o shite sorry I mean Piers Morgan interview could this be a new Liebour tactic CRY ON CAMERA get the wishy washy vote or am I just an old fool what do you think.Just rember GB will stop at NOTHING or stoop to any LOW to cling on, bring on Chilcot that will see the twat off he can`t handle pressure I say he gets up and walks out that would be nice
Alastair Campbell has another interview, but resists having a fake cry. Boulton wanted to slap Campbell.
Ner, all acting on Campbell’s part, he even wrote the script!
This was the follow-up to Piss Morgan’s carefully directed (by Campbell) interview with Brown.
Brown should weep on television, but not for his daughter. He should weep for all those soldiers that he sent to their deaths without the necessary equipment to protect them….and for the airmen he also killed.
What a sicko, using his daughter’s death to try and get the sympathy vote in the election.
Brown is a politician. Dead babies have their uses.
“Is there not one good MP who will put a motion to this effect before the House?”
No need for the words after “MP”, but if we lived in a democracy, this would get my vote
That’s an easy one. NO.
Blow their house down.
Which house? Main or second?
Did somebody mention motions?
I’m not holding my breath because, despite their protestations MP’s are “in the game” for themselves.
The MP’s credo is to keep your head down, do as little as possible and to quietly suck as much cash and benefit out of the system as they can.
I have no truck with any of them; there was plenty of opportunity many years ago for MP’s to “kick up a stink about the “Rotten Parliament” expenses, lobbying and a host of other dubious practices, but true to form they were not queuing up to do so.
Despite all, the majority of MP’s still feel aggrieved and hard done by so, they huddle together like worried sheep happy to see their colleagues savaged as long as its not them, indeed this takes the spotlight off their own misdeeds.
These are the people that so badly need your consent at the next election to stick it to you with more of the same.
Don’t expect them to give a toss about much at all other than survival after you have voted, believe me they won’t, they really won’t!
Someone said there’s a website “Behead your MP”. I can’t find it.
The ideas’ been chopped !
Carswell? He seems to have more of a conscience than most of them – although it would probably be better if it were a Labour MP.
Don’t want to face accusations of party politics from the red team now, do we…
When will the political class realise they are there to serve us, not forever look for ways to help themselves?
When mugs cease to vote for them.
“Is there not one good MP who will put a motion to this effect before the House?”
I’d say yes, in exchange for an immunity deal from the CPS.
FFS. don’t ask Gordon, he has enough on his plate and is still very upset since his interview with Mr P. Morgan.
Just who could have elected an imbecilic, barely literate, fiddlin’, obese Scotch half-wit, such as Jim Devine?
Oh yes of course, other imbecilic, barely literate, fiddlin’, obese, Scotch half-wits.
I am beside meself in anticipation of the glorious day when the Scotch re-elect a hate filled, maladroit, lying, bullying, spendaholic, Scotch PM to rule over the decent hard working, law abiding, English.
of course, we should all shudder when considering these half wits poring over complex legislation….oh sorry no need. Requirement is:
1. Respond to pager
2. Vote as instructed
This means we have been governed by Pavlov’s dogs for 13 years. No,I retract that – the dogs would have done a better job.
My big toe would have done a better job.
Vote for his big toe
Right or Left?
Vote for Camel toe !!
Thing is, if you’re a Jock, a Jihadi or a jobless jackanapes then voting for these arseholes is actually the rational short-term choice.
I read that Harpy Harridan has been spinning the Married Couples Allowance as a “John Terry tax”, implying that rich footballers who can’t keep their pants on might be the main beneficiaries of such a measure. I know she’s nearly 60 and not wearing too well, but she really must be desperate if she’s jumping on that bandwagon.
I had no idea Harman was a jock ? Must be since you think its nationality which is the problem . Or maybe its just you are a knuckledragging fat balding football hooligan from Englandshire ?
I’m actually a miserable Welsh bastard, and where did I imply that Hatesmen was a jock?
Thing is, some people are too fucking sensitive about their second-class racial origins. Back to your Buckfast, bonnie lad!
Quote “Thing is, if your a Jock…”
You fucking imbicille you cant even understand your own fuckwitted statements. Now answer this one, now think hard Mr Shit for Brains .
Was it The Scots or The English who voted for Harman ? Would you like me to repeat the question or Draw you pictures ?
If you can have a stab at that question heres another.
Around 4/5th of the Cabinet are English, now did they get elected into English or Scottish Constituencies?
Think hard, now and if you answer that heres one more.
If we were not to count any scottish seats from the last election. Would the Government have been conservative or would Labour still have won the election ?
Careful now, dont let uninformed predudice get in the way of rational thought here.
Ok now what can you conclude about these answers ?
I appreciate thats a difficult issue for you but tell me what you think.
Ooh – touchy are you?
Admittedly, adding the Harman comment after some of my preferred anti-Scottish prejudices may have confused the small of mind (it obviously did, given your shrill response), but then again she will have garnered quite a few votes from both jihadis and jobless jackanapes in her constituency, so perhaps you’re just being oversensitive.
If a fifth of this disgusting cabinet are Jocks, that’s a disgusting overrepresentation of the illiterate and feckless by anyone’s standards – any comment?
Getting the scrounging Scots out of Parliament may not have returned a Tory government, but then as a cynic who hates all politicians I wouldn’t necessarily be any kinder to the Tories.
And it’s spelt ‘imbecile’, by the way – as you would know were your doctor not dyslexic.
Now please fuck off back to your park bench, you poor excuse for a troll.
You jump on a typo to avoid the fact that the answers to these questions reveal you are in fact an arsehole who is hell bent on Blaming all the evils of the moment on someones nationality. You would have fitted in well in Nazi Germany where it was all the fault of the Jews. I imagine you would have no problem in loading up the cattle trucks if required.
As for your pathetic and immature accusation that I am a troll simply shows you up for the shallow fuckwit that you are.
I hate this Government and its left wing nonsense.
I see the problem lies in the ideology which it preaches. I do not belive it has anything to do with Nationality. You do that is why you are an arsehole and always will be one. Has your wife left you yet? I bet she has, hasnt she !
It always helps to read the whole of a sentence…
Thing is, if you’re a Jock,a Jihadi or a jobless jackanapes then voting for these arseholes is actually the rational short-term choice.
On a lighter note hows the 6 nations going lads?
Dear anonytwat.
1. Consider yourself Godwinned – shame on you.
2. My wife died a little more than a year ago, so kindly fuck off and die.
3. At least ‘les Bleus’ cheered me up this afternoon – I look forward to watching Wales utterly thrash the Buckfast XV next weekend.
Where do you want me to put my cross…?
You can have Harman and her Hubby rule over you Nigel.
Apparently the Tory peer who’s going to be charged has had the whip withdrawn. Why has Labour not similarly distanced themselves from the three thieving MPs from their party?
If they think that the least painful path is to see whether the Parliamentary immunity defence works then they must be mad – the longer the party supports/tolerates them, the dirtier it will (rightfully) be appear to the electorate.
What’s most galling IMO is that none of the high profile Labour politicians who’ve enriched themselves by £100,000s will be diciplined, tried, punished (by the courts) or even be made to repay the money!
Bullies pick on the weak, not the strong.
If the attacked the worst criminals they would be putting themselves in the dock.
So glad that I dropped out 40 years ago!
Get him after school!
Dale reporting that Labor party solicitor is advising them
Yes,what did happen top Gordon’s star chamber?
Gordon’s chocolate star chamber?
That’s what socialism IS – enriching the ruling classes at the expense of productive underclasses. Marx never met Callaghan or Bliar or Broon. Socialists want to believe wealth can be created by regulation and by printing money. Quantitative easing, anyone? All they do is create more poverty, except for the ruling socialists, that is. They NEED a permanent underclass to keep social workers in government jobs and KEEP GORDON FUCKING BROON IN OFFICE.
Good Sir Socialism as with The Law is for The Little People.
The whole reason that the west is heading towards chaos is because there are so few people who are actually prepared to actually turn their big words into big actions.
Why?
You very quickly become an outcaste, a dangerous person to mix with. The one who actually goes with the real flow instead of swimming against it as the vast majority do!
Big G, you are doing good work!
Blessings on you and yours!
not from where i’m standing !
See Gert Wilders for what happens when you start to threaten the west’s ruling establishment.
You very quickly become an outcast, a dangerous person to mix with.
OR knows that feeling!
But you can look yourself in the mirror without revulsion, n’est ce pas, oldrightie!
Nothing like real sincerity for feeling like a human being!
Death is easy for the sincere!
I can look in the mirror without reflection – will that do?
Me too
I know that feeling too
Et moi, et moi, et moi!
I’d ask mine. Oh No I can’t he had his hand in the till too
OT. Blair assists with election – Slotgob being considered for peerage!
Morgan and Brown. Surely the worst TV programme ever? How do they get away with it. Campbell and Brown, crying on TV, coincidence?
This pair make me cry every fucking day.
they make films, they make interviews ! editing, rehearsing ,selected audience big salary for the interviewer,it’s so easy.
Utterly cynical.
While the press seem to be buying into the “Poor Gordon, poor Bad Al, we’re all victims” narrative, a quick look down the comments section shows that no-one out in the world believes a word of it.
Our Pariah, which art in Downing Street,
Hated be thy name.
Thy government come,
Our Nation’s wealth go, in 2010 as in the 1970’s.
Give us this day our crocodile tears
And forgive us our tirading against those who tyrannise against us
And lead us not into another term of office,
But deliver us from evil
For thine is the catastrophe, the penury and the gloom
For ever and ever. Amen.
amen from here
In nomine Godonis et Ballsii et Quantitativis Easis. Amen.
Forgive the 30% they know not what they do.
Amen!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1249084/Make-Cherie-Blair-Baroness-Extraordinary-row-plan-elevate-Mrs-Blair-Lords.html
So this is the reason that Blair is going to help Brown with his erection err election to install Slotgob in the Lords
Well Even if she and her big Gob do get into the Lords When Judgement day comes
and she tries to get the lords to block husband Tony’s Extradition to the Hague I dont think she’ll pull it off
Indeedy doodaa, GBsyndro.
Tone the Toff got double crossed by the EU so he has done a deal with Gordum to obtain an important title. Gordum, a man with a moral compass, a man of his word, will do the right thing, because it is what the people of Great Britney want.
These people are IMPORTANT and must be seen to be so.
Pass the sick bag!
how the fuck would you know what the UK people want you Belgian Goober Gobbler
Wait a minute new Liebour want Tony Bliar to help with the campaign you couldn`t make it up probably the most hated man in Britain (nxt to Gordoom) call me Dave must be pissing his pants with laughter,I do love New Liebour always good for a laugh
Lady Slotgob ???? Aaarrgh !!!!!
Why the surprise, Nepotism is what Labour do best.
Nepotism, it’s in our DNA
If these theiving lying bastards keep it up I reckon theres going to be a lynch mob sooner or later
move along here move along nothing to see bash sizzle
The first time that the police use Tasers on a crowd of protesters will mark a watershed.
It will be an outright decaration of war by the Government on the people.
The result will be that the police and army will be forced to decide which side they are on, and the public will know for certain that they are engaged in a fight to the death with the Government, for their freedom.
A situation better avoided.
I am ready to die to rid this country of Brown.
Let’s riot.
Agreed….. these scum have gotten out of control…..
A new order is required that answers to the public.
Rip there fucking hearts out
A situation better avoided
but coming all the same
They probably won’t use tazers (unless the shotgun rounds) but I’m expecting to see the US van mounted sonic weapons to make an appearance over here. Focussed, long range, nobody actually clubs a protester over the head… but they’re still left vomiting on their knees.
When they’re deployed in the UK we’ll really have passed a threshold…
I vomit all over my TV when I see Brown and his hag bag “wife”.
“When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.”
Ready for the time,O-H.
Mid ’40′s
Unemployed for first time in 26 yrs
Kid’s University fees to come
No police visible – in fact just call a freephone number if you have any worries
Economy screwed rigid
Now ready to the to the streets and do battle with Brown’s SPG thugs.
Most of the Police and Army wont be on the politicians side I suspect. At least not the frontline troops in both blue and khaki.
“WHEN INJUSTICE BECOMES LAW, RESISTANCE BECOMES DUTY”
I’m here to steal your pensions, not ours.
I admit it….I’m best at being a Number 2.
Oh my Gord…..no wonder you are all in the deepest doodoo
And they still want to have elections. Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Guido, they’re not “innocent until proven guilty”, they’re “presumed innocent…”. Proving them guilty doesn’t change their state from innocent, it removes the presumption that they’re innocent.
of course, will re-phrase.
One thing we are accurate about is that you’re a plonker s’pedo.
No, just an annoying irritation.
you obviously don’t work for the BBC
Surely that’s been scrapped, now it’s the European model of “guilty until proved innocent” that exists in the UK. Thank New Labour for that one.
I thought the Daily Mail was a Tory supporting newspaper? The Mail-on-Sunday appears to disagree:
“Gordon Brown wept in public this weekend”
“Mr Brown’s wife Sarah…….also sobbed in an extraordinary display of emotion”
“It was so moving, some of the audience were close to tears as well”
Didn’t Gordon Brown claim that he wasn’t going to use his family as props?
..You’re not suggesting that he’s been telling lies again?
I think the problem is that the right-of-centre Newspapers are getting more than a bit bored, waiting for this long-overdue General Election.
But I really will despair with this Country if the fat oaf isn’t thrown off the premises when the vote has been collected and counted
Hey, it’s election time!! Bring on the dead babies!!
The MoS fails to report how many in the audience vomited.
And Campbell is reported to have broken down on the Marr thing.
What a vile lot they are.
Campbell was like a rabbit caught in the headlights.
Marr put the question well to him & cut off all his lie-routes.
The lying fucker had nowhere to go & that was the moment we all saw that the Hunt was a liar !
Exactly, Andrew Marr got to the whole nub of the issue and that is What was the intelligence basis for claiming that Saddams possession of WMD’d was “beyond doubt” ?
Note not “Suspected” or “possible”" or even probable” or even as Marr incorrectly stated beyond “reasonable” doubt but Beyond Doubt. That means certaintity.
Campbell couldn’t answer that question when asked it at chillcot and cannot answer it today.
Unless they can produce a basis for making this claim using the phrase “Beyond Doubt” then one can only conclude that Blair, aided and abbeted by whoever helped draft that phrase misled Parliament.
The truth is they took a gamble and it failed.
He is now learning that sexing up a dossier to be put before parliament is a far more serious matter than gilding the lily for a front page headline.
Call Bush to the inquiry.
trusssssssst in me jussssst in me
one can see tears fall on eastenders every night, those of campbell and brown are just about as genuine,michael
Alky Campbell did not sed a tear, he went silent whilst he tried to summon an answer, to stop himself uttering a lie, pause, swalow, ‘I’m hurt’. Very calculated.
have another look at the show,right eye (on screen) a tear just brimming…could not quit squeese it out, more classes at r.a.d.a. michael.
does he cry at each coffin that comes back from Iraq and Afghanistan? that he sends to their death?
the lengths that that man will go to keep power knows no bounds.
Only in public with an audience of voters.
Poor diddums crying his eye out eh?
It’s all in the words, as long as he is technically ‘not inaccurate’ his conscience is untroubled. He is not using his family, sadly she is no longer with his family anymore. The beard is just an employee
Never mind the quality impregnate the lapels with the onion Paddy
Sorry – should have posted what’s at 65 under this…
It is easy to bring tears to the eyes. You just imagine a past or future event which brought or will bring enormous grief.
Like losing an election, being ejected from Downing St and losing all the privileges that go with it, or being put on trial for war crimes.
There is an election to be won and every stunt will be pulled in order to win it. I see big brave Alastair Campbell needed to compose himself on the Andrew Marr show.
shows Liebours desperation also he is pure pond life who has no morals at all
Parliament needs to be hung.
Yes, impotent Government that can’t agree with itself on anything is absolutely the way forward.
Standard practice is to wait 6 months, then go for another election, isn’t it? (And, of course, Elections don’t cost ANYTHING to the public purse, not like millions and millions of wasted pounds.)
Yes, let’s have a hung parliament. (Somebody pass me the rusty knife.)
Would you prefer a hung Parliament, or a strong Parliament that brings in Sharia law, makes homosexuality compulsory, gives away all our money to corrupt third world countries and condemns millions to fuel poverty because of green taxes based on a huge scam?
I would prefer a hung Parliament.
If MPs were wise, intelligent and honest, a strong Parliament would be a great thing.
But they aren’t are they?
Straight talking here – if ‘the team’ screws things up THIS BADLY and in SO many ways and, after 90mins, ‘the game’ ends in a draw… I mean, something’s gone wrong somewhere?
Do we really need to list all the things Labour has got CATASTROPHICALLY ‘could-not-have-got-it-worse-if-we-had-tried’ wrong? And you want to give these corrupt guys and girls another go?..
Personally I would like the power distribution to be representative of the national vote. The thing is, Socialists genuinely don’t appreciate how unpopular they are with the VAST majority of people – and yet self-deluding Socialists consider themselves to be in the majority.
I don’t want a hung parliament; I want far fewer MPs. I want less waste.
Well yes but like the police officer who murdered an innocent man at the G20 protest they will never face a real trial. This is all a PR stunt to try to placate the furious electorate who are turning away from the three main parties in favour of the B+P and UKIP.
Clegg Brown and Cameron making out to be outraged is a fucking cheek considering that all three have had to repay monies that they had overclaimed ( stolen) themselves. They must think we are as daft as they are the greedy bastards
No way this Resolution would ever get through the house ! because 54% of the bastards have been caught with theirhands in the till it would be Turkeys voting for Christmas !
Guido, doesn’t Nadine owe you a favour after you served the writ on McBride for her?
Who stuck fifty quid down her bra for her?
Did Kellys wife get emotional you fake bastard?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8502730.stm
It’s the crying game. Yesterday Brown, today Campbell. Fuckers make we want to puke.
They have a lot of crying to do to match with deluge of tears they started in the Iraqi people.
It’s me tune man
Its taken me nearly 12 hours but I get is – Crocodile Tears By Jimmy Nail
Titter ye not. It only has to work on a few, it will be enough. You cannot get more sincere than me. Years of CP training is all coming into alignment to achieve the forthcoming glorious Victory at what might be the last GE for generations.
That is the most Unconvincing piece of acting that i’ve seen sice nicky tildsley left Coronation street 20 years ago
Straight from the
Blair Millbank School of Preforming Arts
Get Back To The Drawing Board You Utter Twats !
Who Is It Next to Have A weep On Tv ?
Campbell you failed
Brown you will fail
Mandleson i believe Ronaldo always makes your eyes water !
But thats nothing to do with politics
My money’s on harman weeping about her husbands atempt to nick a seat in Brum
well done ,you and i were not fooled by campbell see my post 166 at 12.32.
how many more of us i wonder ?……
Can’t find 166 but if he can convince people with that
then i’m in line for a fucking oscar !
Its in between 165 and 167
GORDON BROWNSYNDROME you just got me in trouble the long haired one is watchin dancing on shite or somethin and your comment made me piss meself bang on keep it up
Maybe it’s what we can expect in the future whenever there’s a crisis; the prime minister weeps fucking buckets. That’ll impress Al-Qaeda.
Lie-Bores Campaign song this time must be
Crocodile Tears by Jimmy Nail !
It`s not Al Qaeda it`s Al Kida Gordoom says so
Classic lie from the Maximum Imbecile :
“My children aren’t props; they’re people”
Gordon Brown conference Speech
Er….. today’s theatricals with Mr Morgan ?
I think it’s true to say that none of these thieving scumbags has been formally arrested, charged by the police, had their fingerprints and DNA taken.
Any similarities here with the real world – NO
One rule for them, another for the rest of us
In what way do they think they can continue in post and provide a trustworthy service to their constituents or in the case of the Peer, to his right hand????? They should be suspended from westminster pending the outcome of their trials, hahahahaha – sick jokes all round
The pantomime continues and we are still paying for it….
is crying on tv to replace kissing babies now, or is it in addition?
well, I’d say it’s a replacement. I mean the last thing they’d want is a baby drowning in their tears – would make good tv but really annoy social services everywhere….
BY CHOKEY CAMPBELL & THE SPINNERS…
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Now if there’s a frown on my face
It’s only there trying to fool the public
But when it comes down to fooling you
Now honey that’s quite a different subject
But don’t let my sad expression
Give you the wrong impression
Really I’m bad, oh I’m badder than bad
You’re gone and I’m hurtin’ so bad
Like a clown I pretend to be sad
Does this mean that we will have to put up with Labour canvassers knocking on the door and crying at us?
Keep a big box of tissues handy.
Yeah, so do I.
Call me Peter !!
They’ll cry if they knock on my door. It’s wired up to the mains
lol classic
MINT nice 1 centurion like it like it
When Campbell asked Andrew Marr, ..’Don’t give the plot away…’ on his new book, does this mean the book actually has a plot?
whys everybody always picking on me,(hold),exhale.Cut.That’s a wrap.
Where ????
The BBC and Marr will never give the plot away, Chapter 2.. A Death in the Woods.
Ha,Ha,Ha, Sarah Brown and Alistair Campbell doing a duet.
I think it only fair that the £50,000 each is instead used to pay for 12 months imprisonment for the 3 of them. And then they can each receive £50 discharge grant for resettlement like any other prisoner.
Given their circumstances, I am surprised that none of them have so far tabled a motion to add a clause to the Constitutional Reform and Governance Bill to allow convicted prisoners the vote.
The Tax Payers Alliance might like to focus on a couple of issues. How much is it going to cost the taxpayers for up to 64,000 prisoners claims for compensation for the loss of the vote? Alternatively, if prisoners are denied justice there is a danger of prison riots. In case the Tax Payers Alliance has forgotten, might I remind them that the Strangeways Prison riot cost the taxpayers £112M to repair and refurbish the prison.
If they had executed you for the murder of that granny taxpayers would have saved a lot of money.
Hear hear.
Gives Guido “a” clap not “the” clap
As Draper knows semantics are so important
Is that dire, or is that dire? Jeez…it’s embarrassing.
Forgive him, for he knows not what a knobhead he is.
This is Hirst’s whining blog of self-entitlement:
http://jailhouselawyersblog.blogspot.com/
Besides being a arsehole, he’s a convicted axe-murderer, just in case you didn’t know.
Hirst, if you think that the cons are going to riot over not having a vote you’re even more fucking demented than you pretend you are.
FFS – give them the parliamentary privilege they want.
Then parliament can impeach them, and pass any damn sentence it likes from stripping them of their lands and monies to locking them in the tower.
That’d put the 646 thieves on the spot instead of brushing it aside until after the election.
And if we didn’t like the verdict, then we could march on them.
Slightly o/t, but the Sunday Grauniad’s lead story is Brown attacking Tory Ashcroft and the opacity of Tory funding:-
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/feb/07/gordon-brown-ashcroft-donations-scandal
“In an exclusive interview with the Observer, in which he spoke at length of the need to restore faith in politics following the controversy over MPs’ expenses, the prime minister attacked the lack of transparency over the peer’s financial links to the Tories, saying it was profoundly wrong.”
This – from a PM who has at the very least lied to Parliament over his own slush fund!
Such blatant hypocrisy that it’s not even funny any more. He must think that the public are all fools.
Smoke and mirrors from a bullying idiot of a man.
The fact that a man is a crook would usually make it easier for him to recognise another crook. Brown is bent, useless and a liability to the country – but he sure is right about Lord Cashbox of Belize.
You mean a bit like a criminal grassing on some one to take the heat of himself ?
Times reporting more peers and mp’s being investigated.
“Although Starmer did not name the politician, he was referring to Baroness Uddin, who obtained £189,000 by falsely claiming that her main home was outside London. ”
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving person!
Still this sideshow mustn’t detract from the Nuremberg style mass trial that all New Labour current & ex-cabinet members should be invited to post election…
Guardian: “Gordon Brown declares: ‘Labour can still win: I’m absolutely sure of it”
Wonder if this claim is “BEYOND DOUBT”
Didn’t I tell everybody he’s psychologically flawed? The only thing I was ever truthful about.
no you didn’t
Mandy did
Echoes of Adolf from within The Bunker in Berlin……….
We can still win this War…..
My nomination for comment of the week – re the Scottish gentleman with cognitive issues :
“At first, I just laughed at the naive incompetence of the guy, but then the dawning shock hit me that this is probably representative of the intelligence of a great many Labour MP’s. Never before have we been represented by the dregs of our society”
…..said the scummy bit at the bottom of a barrel of sewer rat shite.
No , but it obviously rattled your cage you dopey twat.
Who do you think you are, Dr Evil FFS?
said Ian Brady’s surviving bastard.
So if he’s a failed abortion, that means he was born and went on to call you ‘Ian Brady’s surviving bastard.’
Too much Buckfast last night you raddled old berk
crying on the box is small change …brown would do or say anything to retain power… what a pleasure it will be to see the ugly smug turd excreted from No 10′s front door shortly
Yeah, you probably think you’re Napoleon Bonaparte as well don’t you?
We must research why MP’s are such thieving, freeloading arseholes. 12 million should do it for a quango and a review body to be set up and running for a couple of years of free air travel and 5 star hotels.
Thats cnut to Hoon
Try putting ‘lord’ in front of it. It gives you access to all sorts of dodgy places.
you’re right sir
I could get used to this!
When I type “lying cheating bastard” it gets changed to “Gordon Brown”
A touch sad that you seek to post here about the greatness of the labour party and all their achievements rather than canvassing on the doorstep – could it because they all just tell you to sod off? Just a thought………….
And when I type “David Cameron” it just asks “Who?”.
Try typing ‘next PM!’ that should do it for ya!
Try typing ‘next PM!’ that should do it for ya!
I typed Margaret Beckett and it brought up “Fucking hypocrite who sold out all her political principles for power and has ripped off the public by putting her hanging baskets on expenses. What a total Hunt.” Remarkably accurate I thought.
Before we all get too excited, I must point out that the 1689 Bill of Rights does in fact mean that these MPs should (and will) face a judgement by Parliament and NO other court anywhere outside Parliament.
OK, so the “powers that be” (this includes all 3 party leaders and the Home Security) in the UK will not wish nor want the MPs to be able to use the Act as it will shine a light upon it for everyone else to see. Therefore I suppose that various measures will be taken to try and ensure that it never comes to them having to use the Act. By this they either are suddenly let off (e.g. not in the public interest after all) or they die ahead of legal proceedings ever getting to that stage.
It is NOT for the Home Security to say that they should or must be tried in a criminal court (i.e. outside Parliament). The 1689 Bill of Rights cannot be waved nor altered at whim. Clearly expense claims are managed by officials under parliament and are the business of parliament.
Remember what an outcry there was when UK Police invaded the Houses of Parliament and undertook the a search of Damian Green’s office and then later arrested him at his constituency home on 27 November 2008 on suspicion of “aiding and abetting misconduct in public office” and “conspiring to commit misconduct in a public office”.
The 1689 Bill of Rights is worth reading.
“12. That all Grants and Promises of Fines and Forfeitures of particular persons before Conviction are illegall and void.”
Do you know what that means? No? Then educate yourselves. Please. Don’t let them steal from you.
—
It can easily be waved but not waived. This only applies to going about Parliamentary business so if excess expenses were claimed for non MP business then we live in hope.
(PS £50 million was spent on advertisments about welfare fraud and only person was found to be indulging in it)
From the book on Charlie Wilson’s war I understood that members of parliament cannot be subject to vexatious arrest while on parliamentary business. Wilson crashed a car while drunk was told by his lawyers to drink back to the Capitol building so that neither of the police forces could arrest him. Another lawyer arranged for Wilson to pay for the damage to the car he hit.
So these guys are saying that taking undue expenses is a function of their role as parliamentarians.
I do not see that holding up in the court of public opinion.
Lib Dems say: Don’t trust Labour” Plus! If Brown wins, how long will he be allowed to remain as PM?
So, if Brown wins, who will take over? Alan “the postman always kicks twice” Johnson? Harriet “3 Points” Harman?
The surviving old hands in the Labour Party would fight like cage fighters!
I have no plans to stand for the leadership.
I have every right to however as I am as good as any man
Which means you must think about sex every 5 seconds.
In fact, as the tribal leader of the sisterhood, you probably do – just not in the way men do
Can I just remind you Mr Manson that as tribal leader of the sisterhood I do not engage in sex. And aren’t you supposed to be in prison?
(By the way, what was it like… all that killing?)
You can’t pee standing up though without getting wet!
Wanna watch me Big Boy?!
Wanna watch me do it like a man Big Boy?!
I don’t squat for no-one!
The kitchen sink is over there dear and be a love pop the kettle on eh?
on the Floor or in bed?
It never worked for me.
you are an excellent example of what appens if you do not take full advantage of the education offered to us all in one form or another
i suggest a national strike………..and the shunning of all mps………
We would need a miners and a dockers union for that
It won’t spoil our Sunday ‘cos it’s bollocks.
Portillo is not an MP anymore !
so how can he become leader ?
Er… Portillo doesn’t happen to be an MP you brain dead jock. I know you slept with your grandma until you were 42, but that doesn’t give you the right to act like a demented old woman.
You obviously don’t know shit, you fucking cretin.
He’s Scotch. Nuff sed.
Great joke !! Would that be the same Michael Portillo whose supporters installed lots and lots of telephone lines and then just as miraculously uninstalled them when he lost his bottle a la Brown ? I think you’ll find that “Miguel” has missed the train and is busy pursuing his media career. What chance a BBC travelogue series(again) about “Portillo’s Spain” shortly ?
He just did one about Great British Rail Journeys and very good it was to. Did you know his mother came from Kirkcaldy ? Gen up !
I think you will also find its the same Portillo who was up to his neck in the “Eastleigh” affair.
Aye – MPs recent Bradshaws railway trip from Booxtoon t’Whalllley Bridge were reet grand – fooking marvaillieux etc it were !!
Just seen part of Alastair Campbell’s performance on the Andrew Marr Show. I see he broke down for some reason?
Was it because his parents had just informed him that he was adopted or maybe his wife had admitted to an affair with John Terry? I can’t think that it was for any political reason.
I think it was because he realised he had a diary clash with David Camerons next turn at PMQs. His one piece of good news each week and he won’t see it.
he didn’t quite make it to the point of breakdown,just a long affected pause
See comment underneath vid somewhere above
Call the AA.
I do realise that people disapprove of these pay-offs. But I must stress that if we do not offer them, then how are we to encourage the next generation of crooks to enter politics? They’ll simply go elsewhere.
Now who was right
You’re about as right as a nine bob note.
Old ponce.
The crying game, election soon please its getting to be more than flesh and blood can stand, how many more Vows and Pledges from the jam tomorrow brigade, its a F***ing insult.
Parliamentary privilege?, its to protect against civil writs for comments in the House not as an excuse to wriggle out of criminal proceedings for theft, the fact that the Fat 4 would even consider trying to go down that road to escape prosecution beggars belief and I take it as a tacit admission of guilt, come on Gordon, Mr Presbyterian moral compass what do you think? (silence).
Can someone make a compilation of Labour types weeping on cue?
You know, start with Cherie Blairs faked onion act when caught doing dodgy property deals…
Prescott I’m bulimic boo-hoo…
Brown people there is an election soon and i lost a child many years ago–hooo-hooo
Campbell, nobody understands me snif sniff
Add Cameron (I wish I had never joined the Bullingdon – sob, sob), and Osborne (it was years ago I knew Natalie Rowe – weep, weep). Strangely the one strong character seems to be Anthony Steen; at least he makes no secret of loathing the plebs and seems to think we are all here to pay for duck houses and flagpole ropes.
crying on the box is small change..gordo would do or say anything to retain power..what a pleasure it will be to see the ugly smug turd excreted from no 10 shortly.
There should be a facebook campagne to get this to Number 1
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Its obvious why nothing will happen. Why do you think that pub group named the Slug and Lettuce after Brown and Cameron.
So all these labour pigfuckers are now crying on cue? What the fuck do they think the rest of us have been doing this past 13 years of shameful incompetence and corruption? Brown is the lowest mangy wretched cut I have ever even *heard* of, let alone seen. No one in the history of this planet has been as gut-wrenchingly repellent. There are slime moulds with more backbone. Stomach parasites with more humanity. Dalit shit-pickers with more fucking dignity. And I see his missus is tweeting this mornign about his bleeding inetrview – and that so spontaneous wimpering. Brown, Sarah Brown, fuck you both. You are *despised*.
And Guido, you soft ponce – “presumed innocent until found guilty”? They’re Labour MPs – they’re already just about as guilty as any fucker can be, regardless of this particular charge. To be honest even if a jury clears them this time I’d still like them to be met by an angry mob on the steps of the Old Bailey and be hung, drawn and quartered on tea-time telly.
Firm but fair.
Please note that the Brown interview was done by Piers Morgan, friend of Sarah Brown, and well known Gordon Brown arselicker.
Frank – we are ready and waiting – we can get 500,000 Brits up to London to take over Parliament and tear down the railings at Downing St.
But fear not – the election will be the most astonishing show of hatred for Gordon Brown – he will be nuclear bombed off the face of the earth with the loss he will suffer – totally enormous defeat by We,The People.
The only man who can raise a mob of that number is Lord Ahmed.
I bet the piggy MPs love you you apologist arselicker
steal as much as you want as long as you are Tory
fuck that
zero tolerance for pigs
jail them all
no excuses
innit?
To be fair, Dr Pox is obviously suffering the mental aftereffects of some dreadful disease (or the mental incapacity of Osborne is contagious).
There is no rule here that says you have to post every five minutes you know.
Try this excertp from blogging for Dummies.
“Fell free to go outside for a bit. Walk the dog, have a smoke.There is no need to endlessly post and people will ignore you. Try and think of something to write about. Have a point to your posts. Avoid repetition. If you can be humorous you should do so, but if your jokes aren’t funny, don’t use them. Try and enter, rather than end the debate…”
Don’t take this in the wrong way. Just trying to offer some advice.
Its just that you are appearing so .. shall we say .. desperate for attention?
“Feel free to go outside for a bit”
does it mention anything about walking in woods?
This is a great site to liven up a boring Sunday
Piers Morgan is a c**t for making The Great Leader cry, never before has he had to endure such a clinical, forensic interview by a serious, intellectual, investigative journalist !
No way could this be part of a cynical ploy to gain the sympathy vote from the women of this great multicultural country, lovingly created and birthed by New Labour!!
Let us hope that if the Tories get it, it does not die!
In fact their whole campaign is rather feminine.
Threats, wild accusations, ‘fibs’ and when none of it works, start crying!
Pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This lot have more handbags than Thatcher.
What else did you expect?
Every woman I have spoken to, from different social classes, hates the man. Blubbing his eyes out isn’t going to endear him to them and it just pisses the rest of us off more.
Why does the PM not withdraw the whip or suspend these 3 Labour MPs……..??
I know what would happen to me if I was caught and charged by Insp. Knacker for fiddling the Company books !
Hmmm….perhaps they are above the law?? Silly me, for thinking that laws also apply to MPs !!
I have it on good authority by Labour supporters in the North East,close to Tony Blair and the Labour machine,is that the reason for this latest pile of crap re; Campbell and Brown crying is that their private polling show that Labour are heading for a massive defeat,and they are saying MASSIVE defeat at the election.
They are now indulging in one last push to at least prevent total wipeout.
They reckon the recriminations and in-fighting once Brown is out will be very unpleasant – they reckon Brown will be forced out overnight,post election,such will be the scale of the defeat.
I know this bloke ……………. my mate says……………..
It’s just hearsay.
“I don’t think people are interested in the truth any more, people are just interested in settling the score.”
Lynchings first, trials later.
Seems fair to me.
Yup! a suspended sentence in all but name
Could you explain in a few words why it is a good idea for a theocracy which supports and encourages suicide bombers to have nuclear weapons?
Have we all missed something?
Because there’s another, even more evil, theocracy, almost next door which already has vast quantities of nuclear weapons and also controls the key political parties of both the US and the UK by it’s financial influence.
Get rid of Israel’s WMDs first, then we might think more kindly about restricting those most clearly threatened by them.
ahhh yes…. yet another brain dead fucking apologist muppet attempting to put the cart before the camel
If we had followed your doctrine you probably would be already dead or lucky even to be born in the first place. Jeez…
Twat!
As far as I know, Israel hasn’t threatened any neighbour with a nuclear pre-emptive strike (although she might be trying to persuade the US/UK to do so). Israel’s (undeclared) strategy appears to be massive retaliation if she’s invaded.
By contrast Iran’s erratic aim appears to neutralise the chance of Israel’s pre-emptively bombing her neighbours, specifically so that they can attack Israel using symmetric & asymmetric warfare (where they are on more level ground). If Israel nukes (for instance) Syria, Iran could do the massive retaliation on the Syrians’ behalf.
The middle east seems to revere strong men, no matter how deranged their policies.
Do we know if Jonah has cursed the Scottish in their game against the French today?
Seems so Scotland lost to France 9 -18
This bloke runs a really crap and I mean CRAP website – have a look if you dare – primary school kids have done better than this moron.
One web development company actually use it as an example to clients of the kind of crap that exists out there.
The Hoonite more like.
In answer to The Admiral, it would be admirable if the Harperson became the next Labour leader, since it would ensure that very few people would ever vote Labour again.
So how would Mrs Dromey work out with Mr Dromey then? Well there are rules against fucking the hired help
” John looked terrible, his skin was grey. ‘I’ve had an affair,’ he said.
No, not my John, not the man whose life and bed I’d shared for 45 years.”
I’m so sorry Pauline, but yes, somebody else out there actually slept with your slug of a husband, which is fucking shocking.
McDoom just get on with the election and stop frustrating everybody by hanging on, you’re simply delaying your demise not stopping it!
You are one of the most hated men, alongside devious Mandelbum, in British politics at the moment, apart of course from the crooks.
When I was serving in HMS Dryad, 1990s, a Warrent Officer steward was foung gulity of theft. With only six or so more months to serve the muppet was :
Disrated. From the higest rank of NCO in the services, to the lowest.
Strip of his good conduct.
Dismissed from the Royal Navy.
Total loss. Somewhere in the region of £250,000 – £300,000 of pension
rights over the next 20 years.
( This man loss a pension of £20,000 year )
He had no privious.
The Royal Navy.
Totally Fucking Ruthless.
Totally correct, god bless it.
I worked in a scrapyard where there was no rank, no holiday entitlement, no pension
one of the lads was caught paying his mate more for scrap than he weighed in
Can we have a Dog the Bounty Hunter Westminster Special?
Royal Navy……. I only wish they would be ruthless dealing with pirates off Somalia !!
You mean……
The Royal Navy
Totally Politically Correct.
God Bless them ( he/she ).
I think I’d prefer to be near a Royal Danish Naval Vesse if I was being attacked by Somali Pirates.
http://www.military.com/news/article/danes-free-ship-captured-by-pirates.html
Does Brown cry out of one eye only ?
No he’s had a small polypipe with squeezy bulb fitted to the other.
NB It was a 2 hour recording, he could still ask for the tears sequence to be edited out. Wonder if Ali would advise that?
The Walrus and the Carpenter.
http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Walrus_and_the_Carpenter
I notice the BBC are bigging up Brown’s new Cancer treatment plan. So where is the money going to come from? Why is it that every Tory proposal gets attacked by the BBC for “where’s the money” but Brown is able to spout what he likes and the BBC don’t even bother to see if it’s practicable?
The problem with all these targets is that if you have not got cancer, you will be totally neglected until the end of time;
YOU WILL NOT BE TREATED UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE.
Cancer care is already one of the best. Additional funds for the NHS would be more effective elsewhere. A PR gimmick. And striking low on the fears of Cancer. *astards.
Dedicated to Bad Al. and McMental. This is ‘Your song’
http://www.sundaymercury.net/news/midlands-news/2010/02/07/perry-barr-mp-khalid-mahmood-arranged-weddings-for-friends-at-house-of-commons-66331-25778287/
words fail me – bit like Campbell this morning when he simply couldn’t answer the question because it could only have been a blatant lie, one assumes. He seemed phased by the 600,000 dead in Iraq figure put to him by Marr.
my lip isn’t wobbling manfully though
He said ” The families paid for all the food and drinks”
Who paid the Staff Costs…..including NI , Pension Contributions, Sick pay, recruitment costs etc etc.
Guido, I think this needs exploring a little deeper for all functions including Tim’s
hello again tat
hows the blog ?
This is truly a “vomiting Sunday” and it has got nothing to do with norovirus.
First Campbell, such a poor, delicate, tearful, shrinking violet. Second, the Prime Mentalist remembering a dead daughter and a very sick son. And finally, Mrs. fucking John fucking Prescott and her husband’s confession the day before public exposure.What is the matter with these people? Are they all hoping for an Oscar? It must work with the voters or they wouldn’t fucking do it. Am I alone in thinking that the great British public get the government they deserve?
No.
Previously on the Piers Morgan show, luminaries such as Katie Price, Matt Goss, Susan Boyle, Sharon Osbourne, Danni Minogue, and Jade Goody. Great acts to follow for our not-into-celebrity prime minister.
What a pile of puerile crap
‘it was all within the rules’
puerile shitpiggery or not
‘should all 390 MP’s who fiddled expenses face charges ?’
we all know what the answer would be
I’m sure these troughing c*nts are trying to make everything ok in their minds by asking the ‘little baby jesus’ to forgive them.
I’ll bet Tony Blair is doing the same.
On his knees, praying to ‘god’. What a c*nt.
The more these stupid people think ‘god’will forgive them their sins, the more they will continue to fuck people over.
They think they are doing ‘gods’ work.
Politics and religion, what a mix.
Who’d of thunk it.
What a rubbish post not even funny.
In this Channel 4 interview with Jon Snow,Alistair Campbell mysteriously does NOT cry……I wonder why the little s*hit doesn’t cry?
http://www.channel4.com/news/article.jsp?id=262148
Brown, Campbell and Mrs PRescott have been watching this clip:
Brown already has a dog – he married it.
We should clear out the Commons and bring in this man to sort out politics.
What is important is I’m very rich from the blood of dead Iraqis. And that is what is important is.
Let’s all enjoy watching the Prime Mentalist shaking in fear…
Instead of fear I suspect that might be unadulterated childish rage by a man who does not believe anyone should challenge his views.
This man needs an anger management course!
He need a lobotomy.
I need to calibrate.
Tie him to a tree, there’s a love.
Shouldn’t take long. And all his probs will be solved.
Ours too.
Nell – he simply needs to be strung up and left to dangle.
Utter Utter piece of excrement – the very devil,the most hated man in Britain.
What is with these foul, stabyouintheback, labour people suddenly crying all over our tv screens. gordon on the piersmorgan show (well everybody who goes on there seems to cry) and alastairc on the andrewmarr show.
What a performance ! Presumably they had taken lessons beforehand on how to cry on cue.!!
Don’t they know the old adage – laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.
All these stage managed tears won’t win a single vote!
It must be hard for an autistic man in a sham marriage to muster up fake tears over a child he couldn’t give three flying fucks about. There must be a general election coming.
it certainly is
The child has more chance of being Michael Jacksons than the sone of a bong-eyed scottish Hunt
And whilst I’m on the subject of tears, has either gordon, alastairc or tonybliar given a second’s thought to all the tears that have been cried by all the families of those servicemen who have died, in labour’s unnecessary wars, for lack of equipment??!!
I doubt it! I really doubt it!!
Aye! – yon comrade Stalin knew hae’ ta gush as wael!
Ye would’naa’ wan’ mae to bottle ma feeelings would ye?
An’ nuthn’s ma fult ye un’stn!
Herr Campbell was in tears because the sales of his Orwellian rewriting of history memoirs have been less than he’d hoped.
Having a blub seems to work for contestants on reality and talent shows. I wondered how long it would take for politicians to catch on.
Where are the inland revenue
where are the serious fraud office
There are some 300+ fraudsters all in one place
that need investigating
we pay your fucking wages
so get off your bone idle arses and Do something to earn your inflated wages
HM Customs & Revenue has a new computer system that’s flipped its lid and thinks it’s Skynet with attitude.
“The Director of the SFO is appointed by and accountable to the Attorney General (Baroness Scotland) who is responsible to Parliament for the SFO and the other Law Officers’ Departments”
YOU MUST MEAN THE “SERIOUSLY FLAWED OFFICE”
I don’t think so, they have all had BONUSES provided by BAE SYSTEMS for covering up YET another POLITICAL GOVERNMENT CORRUPTION SCANDAL
“IN THE NAME OF NATIONAL SECURITY”
But, if they had the GUTS.
On their way to the Houses of Parliament, smash down the doors of
22 ARLINGTON STREET. LONDON SW1A1RD
and grab the Accounting Books of ARLINGTON ASSOCIATES.
Then use them to HANG another 20 Conservative and Labour MP’s and LORDS and BARONESS VALERIE AMOS and BARONESS CHALKER, for stealing from the People using the AIM L.S.E. as directors of FRAUD CASH SHELL COMPANIES.
They work for and with MI6 and PAULINE NEVILLE JONES and Co.
Who in the next few days will be “RUBBING HER BLOOD SPLATTERED HANDS” with AMBASSADOR FRANCES D COOK (LONRHO GROUP and ALLIANT TECHSYSTEMS a US MILITARY WEAPONS Production Company)on incredible bonuses for WEAPONS and MUNITIONS, used in the AFGANISTAN and IRAQ Conflict being a DIRECTOR of
GOVERNMENT WEAPONS PRODUCTION COMPANY.
Isn’t it strange that JUSTIN LONGLEY, nephew of SIR RICHARD DEARLOVE MI6
Works with THE LONRHO GROUP, and SIMON MANN, TIM SPICER, ANTHONY BUCKINGHAM, RUPERT BOWEN, GEN SIR MICHAEL WILKES.
Yes, send in the CANON FODDER.
“The House of Commons should pass a resolution that any member facing criminal charges for financial impropriety should have payment of resettlement grants and pensions suspended until the result of the charges are known.”
Guido then asks, “Is there not one good MP who will put a motion to this effect before the House?”
And the answer is NO!
Next question…. What should we do about it?
Don’t’ vote for any of the current batch of MP’s, none of ‘em not a bloody one.
BUT DO STILL VOTE, don’t throw away your only chance in five years of making a difference. Vote for anyone other than a sitting MP. Better still if they are independent but just vote this lot of criminals out.
You know it makes sense and what a lot of fun it would be.
What this country needs is someone with a pair of balls to stand up against the whole system
in the real world where all but 647 people live
we the little people dont get
a large salery for doing fuck all
as much in expences as you can fill your boots with
a massive index linked pension in a time when they have destroyed ours
A second home paid for by someone else
the chance to employ family members to steal more from the public
free all expences paid holidays to anywhere in the world for you and your family
subsidised food and drink in the 14 bars and restaurants in the HoP and a 100 pound a week allowance to spend on it
free transport to anywhere
free hotel bills if you and your secretary cant be bothered going home at night
free massive lump sum pay off when you’ve filled your boots and get found out (resettlement)
Free well paid jobs for your childen as your advisors
free security where ever you go
Etc Etc Etc and i would’nt mind betting many many more little perks like clothing allowance
we need to clear out the whole rotting pile of shite start again
and withdrawer their security
so we the people can vent our anger upon these cursed turds
Hi! . . . . I just wanted you to know that I am very, ….. very, ……. very ……. rich!
And all thanks to you who voted Noo_Lie_Bore!
And the missus, – she’s done pretty well too.
In fact i am so rich i am now going to vote tory
Blair, Campbell and the rest of that sorry, media obsessed gang….
………The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity.
André Gide
I used to be quite easy going but it seem’s now a days that i keep getting uncontrolable urges to take a chain saw to Gordon Browns face
is this normal and is anyone else experencing this ?
Every day when I wake and last thing before I sleep although my preferred weapon is an Oxyacetylene torch.
Now your just a glutton for the smell of sizzling bacon
Someone mention pork?
no Iris we only talk Pork on here
you are looking for a site where they discuss Porking !
Every time I look at my kids and realise that they will have to emigrate to get anything like a decent life for themselves. Yep. I think it too. But I don’t think about GBH. I wish him obscurity, out of public life, rediculed and a *ucking hermit. The lying, cheating *astard. Apart from that though, I am fairly relaxed.
I want Gordon Brown to suffer the most horrendous and ironic end – perhaps to be forced to walk across half of Helmand carrying a 5 tonne placard entitled;
“Taliban are Tosssers”.
And then a final walk through a minefield.
I don’t think the Tali’s would let him get as far as the mine field.
yes me mate
This is still the best “Crying” seen on the TV:
After all these years it still makes me laugh.
Is there not one good MP?
No
Kate Hoey?
OK – grant you Kate, – but who(m) else?
frank field
Philip Davies – almost the only one calling for exit from the EUSSR.
Literally mentally on another planet.
This monster somehow became the unelected Prime Minister and no one has the guts to stamp on him and end it for us all?
Amazing.
Even though I am stinking rich, like I say, – I believe in equality – fair shares for all – regardless.
So com’n boys – I’ve got something in my little secret place you might like!
So, and I’ve said it before, – if you want a portion, come round to the tradesman’s entrance and knock loudly twice.
Before we all get too excited, I must point out that the 1689 Bill of Rights does in fact mean that these MPs should (and will) face a judgement by Parliament and NO other court anywhere outside Parliament.
OK, so the “powers that be” (this includes all 3 party leaders and the Home Security) in the UK will not wish nor want the MPs to be able to use the Act as it will shine a light upon it for everyone else to see. Therefore I suppose that various measures will be taken to try and ensure that it never comes to them having to use the Act. By this they either are suddenly let off (e.g. not in the public interest after all) or they die ahead of legal proceedings ever getting to that stage.
It is NOT for the Home Security to say that they should or must be tried in a criminal court (i.e. outside Parliament). The 1689 Bill of Rights cannot be waved nor altered at whim. Clearly expense claims are managed by officials under parliament and are the business of parliament.
Remember what an outcry there was when UK Police invaded the Houses of Parliament and undertook the a search of Damian Green’s office and then later arrested him at his constituency home on 27 November 2008 on suspicion of “aiding and abetting misconduct in public office” and “conspiring to commit misconduct in a public office”.
The 1689 Bill of Rights is worth reading.
“12. That all Grants and Promises of Fines and Forfeitures of particular persons before Conviction are illegall and void.”
Do you know what that means? No? Then educate yourselves. Please. Don’t let them steal from you.
I’ve had lunch today with a QC – he says parliamentary privelege was introduced to protect mp’s freedom of speech in the house.
He does not think a court will take the view that it can be used by an mp to escape punishment for an actual crime carried out in Westminster ie fraud or theft or murder.
He awaits, with interest, the view the court will take in these cases and thinks that if the court does prosecute and sentence these three, and he thinks that it will, then others may well follow. He suspects there are some mp’s and peers and some soon to be ex mp’s who are watching these cases with apprehension!!!
Nell
What exactly do you expect a QC to say on the matter?
Their whole livelihood depends on trying to force authority, fines and imprisonment on “PERSONS”.
The wording in the Bill of Rights Act is quite clear.
No (that’s NO) it isn’t just the freedom to say what they like in the house.
Read the Act for yourself.
Well then. We’ll have to wait and see if he’s right then shan’t we?
But my money’s on him!
The Bill of Rights is not to be understood as anything but a set of principles to inform the relations between parliament and the crown. It does not require five year parliaments, paid MPs etc, etc.
The relevant section limits the royal prerogative to due process ie presumption of innocence until convicted. James II had imposed fines and confiscations through the council and his acts were declared void as they had violated this. (An example of retrospective legislation because James had every right to conduct himself as he did). Nonetheless, 1689 was ‘victor’s justice’ for the Protestant succession and established the sovereignty of parliament ie if the monarch received due instruction from both houses to sign his/her own death warrant, the monarch would have to comply (Bagehot)
The Bill does not disqualify a prosecution for theft merely because committed by a member IN Parliament, but requires a conviction obtained before a jury of peers in due process.
There is precedent.
OK i agree but only if they face the 1689 punishment’s !
Well Nell It sounds like XXXL Pampers All Round Then !
Hope so! And let’s not forget charges for baronessu are still to come! I hope!!
I clicked on yer name like you sergested in your tittle and….. well stone me!
Looks like Gordon’s hacked the site and rewrote it all…..
Awfull spellin wot!?
(Who was it wot learned Gordy how to hack?)
Herr Campbell, Tony B Liar, Harriet Hardperson. And you only have two bullets.
Decisions, decisions…
Line them up in a queue – if you choose the right bullet you’ll only need one.
One bullet in each of the lying gits and then frighten Harman to death by pretending there is one left.
OR,get them each to try and kill each other,promising that the last two standing will survive.
Then calmly use the two bullets.
Second idea gets my vote.
I’d just like to say Islams is peace! And if you don’t agreeing with us, we will blowings you up. Allah akbar!!
Right! So labour’s electioneering strategy for the next week is for cabinet members to cry all over our tv sets to prove they’re human.
So who’s going to cry next?
Ed militwit because his manmade climate change playground has just collapsed around his ears and he’s been let looking very silly.
Or mandy perhaps, full of angst, because he failed to give his mother that grandchild she hankered after.
There will be big expenses claims going in for kleenex next audit
Can anything BE more blatent…
ffs is Dave berry still alive hell re release the record ” the crying game “just to top up his pension
Ball’s due to his stam stam stam stam stam stammer.
The only time that cnut cried was when he got his arsehole ripped by an 18 stone stoker.
We better send a ginormous lorry of Kleenex to No 10, hopefully, after May, he’ll need it!
Charlie’s face say’s it all. Touch of the “Oh no. How could he!”…
Another first for McTinytears
Surely this is the all time low for this monster – to be booed at such an event by your own people is a world first.
I am adamant that this cretin will be destroyed at the election he so fears – there are so many millions of people who hate his guts.
I was at Arromanches in June 09 the day after McBust and spoke to some old soldiers who were still there. I was told by several of them that they shouted “Piss off back to England you ********(and I don’t think they were acknowledging a fellow comrade from the Tank regt either) !” when he got out his car on arrival. But if true I’m not surprised after his attempts to upstge the Queen and first not going and then only going because his “bestmate” Obama said he was going
Charles is thinking, “Can we arrange an accident, preferably in a foreign country?
See me in th’papaterday?
Didya? . . . didya? . . .
I’m a tit man meself.
But it were better when I woz on’t telly wiv them birds wiv the big tits . . ? . . see that? . . . didya? . . . didya?
Phwooooorrrr!!!
Anyone got a sandwich . . . ? . . pasty . . . ? . . . . . pie . . . ? . . . anything . . . ?
http://twitter.com/KeirSimmonsITV
one law for MPs etc etc
With 52% of the thieves on the take it would appear highly unlikely they would be convicted by their peers therefore they (thats all 52%) should be in court and as such should be expelled the house without compenastion.
journalists who are all pulling for Labour to get back in ffs why.
Mary Riddle
Micheal White
Poly Toynbee
Kevin McQiure
Andrew Rawsley
Jacky Ashley
Andrew Marr
Nick Robinson
Jon Sopel
Janet Daley
Jon Snow
bet i missed a few add to the list and lets show the masses who the traiters are.
Plus the Dailey Mirror. Guardian,BBC,Sky.Times and how many left wing fucking papers printing the labour party line.
I give up what is wtrong with this country do we have a death wish.
think i missed a few
By and large these handwringing tossers are all so wealthy as to be immune from the blizzard of shit that NuLabour has thrown at the rest of us. They earn enough to employ decent accountants who can shield their earnigs from the worst excesses of labout taxation, they live in low crime areas, have holiday homes where they can get away from it all, and can afford private education and healthcare for their family should they want it. Classic liberal elite.
You forgot my good friend and trusted colleague,Guido Fawkes
God that Mary Riddell is fucking useless; I can’t read the Telegraph anymore when she’s writing for it ( and I certainly dont buy it), because my blood pressure reaches dangerous levels. But, trying to objective, she really is so piss poor, merely another Luvvie for Labour who has never grown up. She emotes all over the place with eyes moist a la Campbell; moist drawers as well I imagine when she’s rooting for Cyclops .She’s awful, awful–its like reading the dribblings of a love struck teenager. How do these people get jobs. Can’t the Telegraph get an English speaking Polish journalist to do her job for half the wages.
i pay him more than her just to get rid of the old trout.
idiots are they
you know fuck all about journalism then
in as much as they are rooting for anything they are rooting for a hung parlaiment because the closer the election is the more attention will get paid to it and the more viewers and readers they will get
self interest comes first in their job
they want stories
and if it is a hung parliament that would keep the interest up as it would be unprecedented in recent times and give journalists a field day as the deals and splits and newfound power that MPs would suddenly have would create stories every week
what you’ve done is to mistake the usual paranoid partisan pissing and whining that anyone not giving slavishly unquestioning good press to your ‘team’ must be biased
the Labour drones say the precise same thing as do the Lib Dems
don’t worry, you will learn soon enough
I can cry like Campbell, I just wish I could lie like him
That La Senza bint has gone straight into my ‘wank bank’
When i was young in say about 1968 i lived next door to a model that worked on catalogues
Marshall wards Littlewoods etc and to my delight she used to nude sunbath in her back garden
which (thank you god) was right under my bathroom window
Wow
she was beautifull and caused many a stiring in the groin area
a year or so later my whole world fell
apart when it turned out her husband
who was a great friend to us was arrested and jailed for being a russian spy
which led to her moving away
if only peter dorschel had been more carefull when he was spying on those atomic submarines at holy loch
my passage to adult hood would have so much better !
We in the labour party are all thoroughly decent emotionall human beings
and err err just a minute
errr i’m sorry it’s err an err emotionall time an election
i’m sorry i err can’t continue i’m sorry !
Allez les Bleus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bien fait!
Làrf
Well done the French How about buying some Port to celebrate ?
What about Dover for starters ?
I finally managed to make my wife scream during sex…
I phoned her
Just leaked! New English proficiency tests for immigrants. They must be able to pronounce the following sentences clearly :
1. I want benefits.
2. My family also wants benefits.
3. I want free house.
4. I want free health care.
5 I want free education
6. It is racist not to give me these and I can sue for lots of money.
7. I promise I will always vote Labour.
Campbell coached the Prime Mentalist for his interview with Piers Morgan apparently. I see he took his own advice and blubbed on screen. Do you think he was showing McMental how it should be done? Sad as it is to lose a child I can’t help but wonder why he is choosing now to speak about it. Well I don’t wonder really. He’s made such a mess of things he is seeking the sympathy vote – sorry it doesn’t work.
Did he really need coaching against Piers Morgan, friend of Sarah Brown and frequent visitor to no. 10 Downing street? He might as well have been interviewed by one of the Andrex puppies FFS.
To digress. I see that Alistair (spit on floor) Campbell has been almost crying on the Andrew Marr interview about Iraq war, apparently it’s all getting him down. I’m not surprised, he and his devious friend bastard Blair were responsible for thousands of innocent kids etc being killed in that wretched country and that illegal war.
Cry you should Campbell – you disgusting piece of shit.
Piers and his great friend gordon, bearing in mind morgan’s recent unbiased interview where our Gord wants to show you how he cries. He could have seen it happen naturally if he bothered to visit any of the soldiers families that he and blair sent to their deaths with their frivolous wars; that they created just because they had the power to do so.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_02/piersMOS1201_468x417.jpg
then there’s my very good friend sarah
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_02/brownMOS1201_468x679.jpg
It’s the sort of adulation an imbecile would express for a cretin. Morgan, what a fucking tit whore you’ve made of yourself.
Utterly rivetting prose.
However, I am in the middle of decorating, and I think I will drag myself away and watch the paint dry.
PIERS MORGAN SAID 2008
Gordon Brown remains at his heart a serious man doing a serious job in very serious times. For that reason, I believe my friend will win the next General Election.
PIERS MORGAN SAID 2009
I’ve changed my mind. Gordon Brown is at heart a useless incompetent twat who has almost sigle-handedly turned the country into a third-rate cesspit full of benefit cheats, Muslim fundamentalists and Z-list celebrities like myself. For that reason I believe my former friend will be given a massive kick up his Jock arse at the next General Election.
Our gardener asked me to help him get a turf down from his truck.
“Sod off?”, I asked.
“Fuck you”, he said.
Charming, I thought.
You’re an idiot, we thought.
I’ve enjoyed the company of the Browns, two people whom I have been proud to call friends for 12 years, and even more proud now to call Prime Minister and First Lady (even if Sarah cringes every time I call her that).
Short of having sex with Paris Hilton on video, nothing can propel you to global superstardom like becoming Prime Minister.
Shortly before he became PM, Gordon invited me to Downing Street for a drink. As he opened a bottle of champagne, he told a funny story involving Cabinet colleague Hilary Benn, the son of Tony Benn, who had recently met Nelson Mandela.
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Morgan is a twat, Clarkson should have thumped him harder
An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish office building.
A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator draped with the smell of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Giorgio of Beverly Hills, £120 an ounce!”
The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, “Chanel No. 5, £150 an ounce!”
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, bends over and farts … “Broccoli, 49 pence a pound!!!”
I thought it was time we turned the taps on – you know, – sympathy and all that.
Works every time.
Right on topic for once.
“Is there not one good MP who will put a motion to this effect before the House?”
Properly speaking, This is the job of the Standards and Privileges Committee, who should meet, discuss the matter, and make recommendations to the party leaders and the Speaker.
The problem that Parliament now has, is that there is no longer any respect or deference for MPs. It will take very little for the people to decide that being ruled by one’s betters is one thing; but being ruled by a group of people who have shown themselves to be corrupt, unprincipled, lying, thieving cowards is quite another.
Party leaders who insist on selecting their own candidates do so because they want unthinking lobby fodder which does what it is told. MPs with integrity are doomed from the beginning; the machine is designed to crush them.
Parliament should consist of freely elected representatives of the people, and party leaders should be forbidden by law from influencing the selection process.
To go back to where Guido began; this is a test of the integrity of Parliament and the people in it, and we know for sure that they are going to fail it.
I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called “Responsibly”.
That way everyone in the country can get shit faced drinking responsibly.
And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan “please drink responsibly”.
Probably will piss off the government as well.
There’s some weird fuckers on here, but you’ve got to be one of the weirdest.
Alistair Campbell didn’t cry, he wasn’t upset, he was angry. His over exaggerated hand movements, his blinking eyes, his lack of straight on eye contact said it all. He was struggling to lie convincingly, finding it difficult to remember the plot he had cooked up with Blair, and his brain simply imploded. He didn’t cry. If he could, he would have hit Andrew Marr. Andrew Marr behaved like a puppy dog, who , completely without experience manages to catch a rabbit, then simply doesn’t know what to do with it! Andrew Marr had the little shit on the ropes, but let him re-enter the fray at the count of 9.
Andrew Marr is a weak little sycophant towards anybody in politics. He’s a little bit like Evan Davies, too nice, too puppy-like and too much on the side of Labour.
40 Pikeys arrive at the gates of heaven.
St. Peter says “we’ve only got room for 12, so decide amongst yourselves who’s coming in”.
Five minutes later St. Peter says to God, “they’ve gone”.
God says “What all 40 of them?”
St. Peter says, “No the fucking gates.”
I think George should take up the name Johnny Fartpants, especially in the Chavtown areas. Thank you so much for your contribution.
Is blubbing a New Labour tactic for winning the sympathy vote?
We’ve had Gordo and Alistair “cascading” live on the telly. When can we expect the “Troughing Trio” to appear at the bar of the house to turn on the waterworks?
The next thing you know, Jim Devine will be claiming he’s a bulimic.
Ah, I’ve found it in the dictionary at last. I’ve been looking since 6.55. Can somebody explain why I should imitate a bull?
Britain should be seen in the same category of countries as Greece and Spain, who are facing severe debt problems, a leading economist has said.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8503090.stm
yet another downfall parody
Now I like that.take all day did it?
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/NOT-resign/
A Downing Street e petition asking the PM NOT to resign has just 87 signatures. Poor gordon, the polls might be volatile at the moment but clearly gordon is unloved.
piersmorgan thinks his interview with gordon is going to revive gordon’s chances of winning the next election, he also told friends that he hoped it would win him a peerage!! Well he’ll be in good company with sugar, uddin and gorbals mick won’t he??!!
nell, are you implying that Piers Morgan has ulterior motives in elevating our PM to soap star status?
I think that’ll have to be failed soap star status.
As for piers and ulterior motives – well would you willingly do a two and half hour interview with gordon weeping all over the floor unless you thought there was something worthwhile in it for you?
Mind you Old Holborn is saying on his site that you can buy peerages for £21.99 whilst stocks last – so maybe that’s what piers will have to do if gordon let’s him down, as he probably will.
Peer Morgan perhaps?
Alistair Campbell was almost crying because he just read the reviews about his sex scene in his new laugh out loud novel.
After seeing Gordon crying in that interview with objective journalist Piers Morgan, I can now say that I will vote him in again for the next five years, and that I am no longer a floating voter. In fact I was going to vote Tory, but they still haven’t explained how they will stop eating babies and killing poor people.
Campbell loses the plot for those of you who missed it:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8502730.stm
Tears for Piers.
I’m sure Gordon’s tears were genuine, but the timing is deeply cynical. It should not have happened so close to an election, and just shows how desperate and pathetic Labour have become under Mandelson and Brown. Labour would be up in arms if Cameron had done the same thing. It just looks as if Brown is using his family to gain a boost in the polls. Very, very tacky.
I wouldn’t put anything past Labour after this stunt. It seems they’ll try anything.
But of course! These people are unemployable in the real world! What are they going to if they lose the next election?
Of course gordon hopes he is going to become head of the world bank (though that hope might go the same way as bliar’s for the UE presidency) and ed millitwit will join pachauri to talk rubbish at the un on climate change. But for the most part the rest of them are going to end up on the dole!!!
most of them are gonig to be bankers nell
or did you think them giving the banks all our money wouldn’t be rewarded?
Bliars already got his reward
As I said above there is still time for Brown to ask that his tears should be edited out before transmission
‘My family are not props’ he said – and he wasn’t going to put them into the limelight .
That was until he looked like losing the next election.
As of now he’s prepared to use them shamelessly for his own benefit!!!!
rather similar to his position on AV
I hear Brown is planning to invite the cameras into his home in cheesy public relations effort to put on a kids and all ‘docusoap’ for the gullible masses to show he’s just an ordinary kind of guy
what a cun’t
Kids will, with luck, let the cat out of the bag.
” Can we go to see our real daddy today please”
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, “Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don’t you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?” The major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won’t show and the men they are leading won’t panic.
And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.
Can we have a Trident button of our own? We’ll pay for it…….just the button that is
To 561.
Brilliant that one.
As usual the media are giving Cambell Blair and Brown an easy ride
Politicians have to make decisions blah blah blah
Let’s not forget, these are the ones who gave us politics without principle, a Labour Party detached from its foundations, errors of judgement without resignations, and they still have the nerve to preach without humility or humanity
I should also remind the House, as stated in chapter 7 of “Erskine May,” that parliamentary privilege has never prevented the operation of the criminal law. [Interruption.] Order. The Joint Committee on Parliamentary Privilege in its authoritative report in 1999 said that the precincts of the House are not and should not be
“a haven from the law”.
There is therefore no special restriction on the police searching the parliamentary precincts in the course of a criminal proceeding—nor has there ever been.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/UK-Troops-Take-Part-In-Operation-Moshtarak-Against-Taliban-Major-General-Messenger-Interviewed/Article/201002115544229?lpos=Politics_Carousel_Region_1&lid=ARTICLE_15544229_UK_Troops_Take_Part_In_Operation_Moshtarak_Against_Taliban%3A_Major_General_Messenger_Interviewed
I read this with a heavy heart.
We have announced, in advance, that Operation Moshtarak is about to be launched by British American and Afghan troops, to clear the taliban out of central Helmand.
gordon thinks by making an announcement in advance of the attack that some taliban will come over to our side ( human rights and all that!!)
Churchill he aint!! Please God keep our lads safe!!
http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/t=143587.html
scroll down to the comments
Now that has really made me want to cry.!!!!
Stay safe! those lads that are involved in this attack.
And why has gordon allowed a prior notice of this attack to go out which means that more of our lads are going die because the enemy was given a warning to prepare rather than being taken by surprise.
What an idiot he is!!!
Agreed.
they did this last year and the year before that and the…
getting the picture yet?
assualt in an effort to put pressure on the taliban to surrender or choose sides
most taliban melt away to other provinces, some get hit along with a proportion of the locals stoking anti-western pro taliban feeling and some taliban bide their time or engage in hit and run attacks
but this time they are going to throw some more troops at them to begin with and throw taxpayers money at the taliban afterwards
genius
didn’t work then, won’t work now, won’t work next year or in five years
Afghanistan population = about 30 million
troops out now
Sorry but it’s not just taxpayers money gordon is throwing away is it?! It’s the lives of our lads that’s more important, except gordon doesn’t seem to understand that !!!
If gordon wants to make these prior announcements of attacks he should have faith in his own conviction and be out there in a red uniform with a union jack preparing to march ahead of the troops as they go into battle.
Where is gordon at the moment??? – Oh! sobbing under the Cabinet Office table still getting over his interview with piersmorgan.
Well sara it’s time you told him to get some backbone!!!
the General agrees with it as does the American forces whose idea it was and when Cameron finds out what his opinion is he will no doubt back the coalition offensive
what exactly do you think ‘one of the most corrupt countries in the world’ means nell ?
and why do you think the Afghan civilians who could flee were fleeing weeks before this ?
because this happens every year at about this time and because even if the General Messenger hadn’t announced it the corrupt Afghan Government and Military is full of taliban sympathisers who had leaked the attack and very obvious troop buildup for it weeks ago for cash or just because they are taliban agents
when I see Dave giving a cast iron guarantee to join the troops in battle I’ll take your last comments seriously
one of these days you are going to realise that anyone supporting this continuing War is clearly happy to see the deaths of UK troops continue
Trouble is WMD , whatever cameron thinks is not important at the moment. cameron’s not in power.
GORDON is in power and he has either precipitated or agreed with this pre-attack announcement going out!
He should have blocked it and he hasn’t. And if our lads die because of this inexcusable blunder, then the only person to blame is gordon!!
It is his job to protect our lads in battle so how can he let this happen??!!!
nell. Do you really think that the announcement of the operation was entirely down to Brown’s inability to keep his trap shut?
you think our lads might die in an Afghan offensive ?
surely not nell
you’re naivite it stretching credulity now
it’s becoming apparent you just want to use this as a party political football and the troops deaths as crude bludgeons in partisan politicking
I’m sure the troops are moved by your concern
trouble is Cameron agrees with the war therefor all this bluster about he’s not in power yet is entirely unconvincing
or perhaps you think it will all be over in a month or two ?
those in Labour who are as odiously partisan as you appear to be will switch all blame to Cameron when he gets in and post the precise same things you are blaming Cameron personally and no-one else for every troop death as they mount up
I will continue to blame those who support the war as that is clearly where the blame lies
that means Bush and Obama
and that means Brown has blood on his hands right now for this continuing madness and it means Cameron does too for supprting it
and if Cameron gets in it will mean whoever leads Labour will have blood on their hands for supporting the war and Cameron will have blood on his hands for implementing it
troops out now
no if’s but’s or maybe’s
If your heartaches seem to hang around too long
And your blues keep getting bluer with each song
Remember sunshine can be found behind the cloudy skies
So let your hair down and go on and cry……..then resign
Jeremy Clarkson doesn’t really explain why he lamped Piers Morgan, but explanations in this case are superfluous aren’t they?
Gordon and I crying on telly. Do watch
Sorry, I had to go off and stick pins in my eyes, and nail my bollocks to the floor.
“Is there not one good MP who will put a motion to this effect before the House?”
I think the expences scandle has shown that there are very few “good MPs” in parliment.
As James Whale said on Sky the other day whoever your MP is vote for some one else get them all out!
Why not hold a National Lottery style election. Every adult gets one ticket and the first 646 tickets drawn get to become an MP.
OK, The law of averages predicts that you’re bound to get a few Jim Devines or Alan Duncans , but can the odds be any worse?
Tony Blair 1997: “We will not only be whiter than white, but be seen to be whiter than white”
Jack Straws (Father=coward, brother=sex offender, son=drug pusher) constituency 2009:
http://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2009/06/new_labour_post.html
Who the fuck thinks May 2010 will be any different?
whiter than white ? = bliar and hain who have both become orange. Or maybe that is yellow as in coward !!!
All governments end in ridicule and contempt. As it has been, so it will continue.
One good MP is no use without Government support.
If Harriet Harman doesn’t table this resolution within the next few days, it will speak volumes.
There probably is one good MP. Maybe even a dozen or so. Trouble is, the 600-odd others would vote against such a motion, so they’d be wasting their time.
Why all this messy debate about going to Law?
There is a more-direct route by which these thieves – not just the four now charged but all 390 of them – can be punished.
Every last one of them should be made the subject of an in-depth investigation by HMRC of all of their financial affairs. Any other business man who had acted as they have done would have had a visit from a tax inspector long before now.
There is already enough dirt on them to justify this measure, and it would be astonishing if such investigations failed to turn up a lot more besides.
HMRC has draconian powers; it is its own judge and jury; it can impose financial penalties several times the value of the amounts fiddled. And there still remains the option of instituting criminal procedings at the end of the investigating process.
Oh please, please, is there a tax inspector out there somewhere, reading these pages?
“Innocent until proven guilty”?
Don’t be fucking silly.