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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Fat troughing Bastard !
His excuse seems to be of the “fat boy did it and ran away” type, involving Labour Whips and his inadequate training on how to defraud us properly.
The interview is nothing if not revealing on so many levels. My initial reaction is to disbelieve that anyone so stupid can be an MP, but then he is a Labour MP from deepest Labour Scotland whose only requirement is the ability to wear a red rosette and back their Labour Mafioso Leaders. Shocking.
These four will be avoided like a”Turd in a swimming pool” by the rest of the troughing scum just in case of Guilt by association
i want to see ALL 309 of the thieiving bastards in the dock !
Wash your mouth out – these are Honourable Members!!
Whoops a daisy
Nadine next?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/7167165/MPs-expenses-Nadine-Dorries-paid-35000-to-close-friend-in-PR.html
Very cynical interview. Ignorance of the law is no excuse. It doesn’t take a genius to realise that what he was doing was wrong, it doesn’t matter what advice he was given.
We’re all making up our own receipts togther.
Hang the Fat Useless Thick Bastard !
He obviously hasnt got a clue of the basics of MONEY MANAGEMENT or FRAUD ! Thats why the Huhne is a labour MP.
No wonder the country is fucked if you look at the calibre of the useless uneducated twats that have been voted in.
Wikipedia:
Notes from Dr Pangloss’s Parallel Universe
Cookie conveniently drops off his perch, so Blair looks around for another laser-beam intellect to keep him on his toes vis a vis Iraq. After much searching and sifting of candidates, throwing the net as widely as they can, who should emerge as the top choice for this ultra-safe seat but Three-Brains Devine? Odd how you can look high and low for something, only to find it was under your nose all along. Devine’s unerring grasp of global realpolitik and international law, his subtlety and statecraft, not to mention his fluency in French, German and Arabic, made him the obvious choice. Without him, Blair’s government might have blundered into an illegal war and caused the deaths of thousands of innocents.
He says it wasn’t fraud because he didn’t personally benefit? What a fucking thief. Not content to steal our money, he denies it was wrong! Someone call the Chinese consulate-general in Edinburgh and ask to borrow an executioner for an hour.
If you want something done properly then do it yourself (though many other UK nationals would probably want to)!
An evolutionary oddity, a sub-human with a bucket of shit where its head ought to be
There are only a few hundred of these sad creatures left. Make them extinct. Now. Please.
Nick2
If you want something fucked up, Gordon will do it better than you. Much better.
Good defence. If I shot him would it be murder? I would not personally benefit. Hang on that’s a brilliant Iraq invasion defence…….except for Blair
As he won’t be forced to give his DNA, perhaps readers could send him a steaming sample of theirs
Jim Devines home address is 13 West Main Street, Blackburn, West Lothian!
He obtained money by deception and used it to pay his wage bill. That is clearly a PERSONAL benefit. Im sure many business owners would also benefit personally if their wage bill was paid for by the Tax Payer. To think this man and many like him have a say in drafting the Laws of the Land,Dear God !!!!!!!
“The interview is nothing if not revealing on so many levels. My initial reaction is to disbelieve that anyone so stupid can be an MP, but then he is a Labour MP from deepest Labour Scotland whose only requirement is the ability to wear a red rosette and back their Labour Mafioso Leaders. Shocking.”
I agree, I would go so far as to say that I feel quite sorry for the man for having such a low intelligence. Nabbing him is like shooting fish in a barrel…
But I still smiling at Guido’s skilled skewering of Yeo yesterday.
Poor man, totally out of his depth, Liebour lobby fodder at its least polished, and a very compelling argument for a return to the qualified vote in all elections.
But then again he’s part of Snoteater’s Scotchland mafia so that’s a full stop to any sympathy.
I think this is a very cunning plan from north of the border. The Scots have always hated the English so the plan was to send all their idiots into England to serve in the government and thus bring England to its knees. And they are not far off from achieving it.
Squirm squirm squirm…
“It was all within the rules.”
Powned!
I wonder if Gordo thinks this was all dreamt up on the fields of Eton I don`t care what your politics are LABOUR are ALL IGNORANT TWATS the Tories have at least had a decent education speaking as someone who grafts his balls of to send his kids to a private school as Labour seem to think the way forward is to lower standards so everyone can achieve their goals ignorance is bliss
I couldn’t agree more.
dito fuck him he`s just an idiot who got caught what scares me is HOW HE GOT VOTED IN just proves the fact that in the Liebour heartland (jockland) a donkey would win a seat as long as he keeps those benifits a rollin along GIVE SCOTLAND BACK TO THE JOCKS IT`S A SORE ON ENGLAND and Liebour would never see power again by the way figures released this wk 4 in 5 over 2 mill on incapacity benifit should not be but keeps the dole figures down eh Gordo
If they are permitted to get away with Parliamentary privilege we need a revolution. It’s a disgrace.
Maybe all mps should only be allowed to serve say two terms.
Why do we need MPs?
We have the internet, don’t we?
Going on this jerks confession, two minutes is far too long.
Bastard!
THE RAGE
The parliamentary ruling mob
Have all enjoyed a cushy job
The taxes paid by you and me
Helped these scoundrels live for free
They tried to stop us finding out
What their expenses were about
Somehow they think that we are fools
By claiming, “It’s within the rules”
Such claims alas just will not wash,
They’ve lived like royals on our dosh
It’s not the dosh that we want back,
We want them ALL to get the sack
That’s not all, for we want more,
We want them in a court of law
Some of them it seems are frauds,
Both in the Commons and the Lords
Flipping homes to dodge the tax
Has got up the electorates backs
Porno films and cleaning moats
Is really sticking in our throats
Don’t think because they haven’t claimed
They’re innocent and can’t be blamed
Not speaking out what some were getting
Is simply aiding and abetting
Their secrets out they’ve lost control
We want them jailed or on the dole
Parliament’s no sacred cow.
BRING ON THE ELECTION NOW !!
Don’t let them all get off scott free
VOTE UKIP OR VOTE B+P
Has he been DNA’d, fingerprinted, and photographed like all common criminals? Or does he get preferential treatment because he’s New Labour?
Anything you say may be taken down and used in evidence against you.
First rule for budding crooks. Keep fucking schtum.
love to be in the same room as Labour whips when this dildo started shitting all over himself live on TV
he’s fucked
Too thick To realise rule one …..ring a lawyer.
Bloody big fish in very small barrel
And doncha just love how he drops the NHS and the Unions in it from 10:10 of the clip?
So now we know why the NHS is literally the biggest leach in history.
Yep.
yeah and we all know he’s telling the truth isn’t he
LOL
Fracking whiny labour scum.
Next time, I’m gonna phone up the HMRC and say in my best whiny scots accent:
“It wasnae ma fault, it was tha’ bigger boy whip who I won’t be naming”
FFS! Ignorance of the law, as I’ve been told on one ocassion, is no defence. And yet this lying, cheating, union scumhoon says it must be because “he hasn’t personally benefitted from it”.
Well, try telling the judge that argument. It doesn’t fracking work you porridge wog troughing hoon.
Bang him up for 42 days while collecting the necessary information. It’s the right thing to do. Tyburn beckons.
Ha!! lock him up for 42 days, that pretty good, now that’s what I’d call justice. To be honest I’ve listened/read to a few lame excuses this week but all have the same excuse ” nobody told me I couldn’t do it etc etc” so what happened to morality, these people are just taking the p*ss.
NONE OF THEM HAVE BEEN ARRESTED!!
No they’ve been summonsed and according to Liebour’s Kier stooge in the CPS will be invited to present themselves at a magistrates court for trial at an appropriate time!!
Joe Citizen meanwhile gets third degreed and banged up for dropping an apple core on the pavement.
And D N A tested regardless whether guilty or not
Damien Green got arrested by Counter-terrorism officers, questioned for 9 hours by counter-terrorism officers and his Kent and London homes turned over as well as his parliamentary office for doing his job.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/conservative/3532746/Damian-Green-arrest-like-Mugabes-Zimbabwe.html
Oh I forgot, he’s a Tory.
This is a bit late to reply but Susie really has hit the nail on the head with this one, its about time some newspapers started to earn their keep and make more of a noise rather than waste space on busted brake pedals on foreign cars or the sexual conquests of brainless footballers as this seemed to be the news order of the day.
WHAT! These bastards have not been arrested!!!! They are INVITED to attend the court!!! I just do not belive it. This is disgusting.
What a PATHETIC excuse of a man!
Fuck of, ya fat Huhne.
As the Washington Times reports it – our great leader overclaimed for his maid:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/feb/05/audit-finds-many-lawmakers-inflated-expense-claims/
Makes you so proud of our government.
This guy is an illiterate, incompetent idiot. This may be a silly question but, are these the qualifications required to become an mp?
He’s obviously over qualified. I’m surprised he got the job.
No qualifications necessary for the low paid (£65000/year) job of MP !!!!
At first, I just laughed at the naive incompetence of the guy, but then the dawning shock hit me that this is probably representative of the intelligence of a great many Labour MP’s. Never before have we been represented by the dregs of our society.
K.
More fucking labour lies
Memo ‘shows Blair Iraq war deal with Bush’ Tony Blair denied striking a ‘covert’ deal with President Bush
The leader of Plaid Cymru’s MPs has said he has a memo showing Tony Blair and George Bush struck a secret deal to invade Iraq a year before the 2003 war. Elfyn Llwyd told the BBC’s Straight Talk he had written to Iraq Inquiry chair Sir John Chilcot to say he would be prepared to hand the document over. He said the memo, which is marked “Top Secret and Confidential” contradicted statements made by Mr Blair. Mr Blair previously told the inquiry he made no “covert” deal with Mr Bush. Mr Llwyd, who in 2004 launched a campaign to impeach the then prime minister for misleading Parliament over the war, said he could not be specific about what was in the memo, which he “believed” was American in origin. “I’ve not shown it to anybody to try, because I, frankly, I didn’t want to be in any position where I was accused of undermining anything that was going on at the time,” he told interviewer Andrew Neil. ‘Smoking gun’He said the contents of the memo were “in direct contradiction of many, many statements by the ex-prime minister in the House of Commons, including several questions he answered to me”. Asked if he believed it could be the “smoking gun” that anti-war campaigners have been looking for, he said: “It could be”. He said the memo had “become somewhat historical” but it was relevant to the Chilcot inquiry, which was why he had written to the Iraq inquiry chairman. Mr Llwyd added he was ready to disclose “everything he knew” to Sir John and his committee. He told interviewer Andrew Neil that whether the inquiry quizzed him in public or private was “up to them” and he was now waiting for a reply from Sir John. ‘Open position’Witnesses to the Chilcot inquiry have suggested Mr Blair told Mr Bush at their April 2002 meeting at the ranch in Crawford, Texas, that the UK would join the Americans in a war with Iraq. But when he appeared before the committee last week, Mr Blair said there had never been any secret about what the two men discussed in private – that Saddam Hussein had to be dealt with and “the method of doing that is open”. He told the panel: “What I was saying – I was not saying this privately incidentally, I was saying it in public – was ‘we are going to be with you in confronting and dealing with this threat’. “The one thing I was not doing was dissembling in that position. How we proceed in this is a matter that was open. The position was not a covert position, it was an open position.” Pressed on what he thought Mr Bush took from the meeting, he went further, saying: “I think what he took from that was exactly what he should have taken, which was if it came to military action because there was no way of dealing with this diplomatically, we would be with him.” Watch the full interview with Elfyn Llwyd on the BBC News Channel on Saturday at 0430 GMT and 2230GMT and on Sunday at 0130 GMT and 2230 GMT.
What a fuckin retard thought could become a loose cannon but you can bet he`s already been hushed up “keep it shut and we will sort you a nice little redundancy package ” ala NU LIEBOUR
mp”s all crooks but won”t get done they are above the law
He provided his own piano wire, the dolt.
And some over for the “whip”.
I’ll be gobsmacked if this scarlet whipernel exists at all. It was common practice, common knowledge.
Like most of his fellow Labour MPs, this one’s revealed himself for the ignorant fool he is. Barely able to speak in coherent sentences, he’s hung himself out to dry – everything he said in that interview can be used as evidence against him. I bet the fucker thinks he can get off by claiming parliamentary privilege.
good thing there are no Conservatives in that group of 390 thieving scumbags
eh twat ?
True, the thieving fuckers span the House, but Labour top the charts when it comes to the ugliest, most pig-ignorant tossers who’ve ever troughed from its benches.
I behaved impeccably
you’re just jealous
But – even if we agree he’s terminally stupid – he would have taken legal advice? He referred to them getting together to discuss the parliamentary privilege options… wouldn’t they have talked about their legal position? He had the bewildered demeanor of the take-the-flak guy.
Like most of those d’runk on power he cannot believe that you fail to see that he’s not a crook, just pragmatic when it comes to getting things done. After all, in the world he frequents, that’s the norm.
Oh I really do hope they do… using the 1689 Bill of Rights for a defence, might make Brown’s Lisbon Treaty signature null and void.
Go on just try it!
is that a Cast Iron Guarantee ?
And should prompt a copper with ambition (ok, over a certain age) to investigate his telling confession that this is ‘done all the time’ from his experience, set Elliot Ness on Union finances, bring down the uwitted bank rollers of this truely shameful government.
The day brown is cleaned off Number 10 should be a National holiday for at least a generation
Its going to take three generations to clean off the shite he’s splattered all over the economy
He’s the perfect chamer, isn’t he ?
He asked for a G string
He is well past his Cell by date !
Star performance…..
Even all the brass necked scallies round here would have the decency to throw in a “guilty plea” at the first hearing if they came out with that defence on interview…
This man is so fucking stupid he could plead mental incapacity in his defence.
To think these fucking morons ‘govern’ us!
Just another Jock Dosser
A days work would fucking kill him
Anyone else would be too ashamed to say they didnt realise shifting taxpayers money from a stationary allowance to pay staff was wrong….
What a fuckwit.
Even if he maintains this “defence” he deserves a few years for being so incompetent and thick.
I wonder who the ‘staff member’ who received this money was? Not a relative I hope!
Cash me up, Man! Far out!
Incredibly, Blair might be just as fucking stupid – it looks like he’s dug his own grave by lying to the Chilcot enquiry. Plaid Cymru claim they have the smoking gun on Iraq: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8501131.stm
By about Sunday we will be asking who this Plaid Cymru MP was, because he will likely be Norwegian Blue if his document is genuine!
Just another favour they owe me, quite a list soon
(flapflapflapflap) PLWMAGE DA!!!
Blair’s Teflon world is about to implode… I hope very fervently.
Chilcott isn’t under oath, but I seriously doubt whether his speaking engagements or his presence on a board of directors would be an asset. USA won’t want him either if he’s been sloppy enough to let memos of this importance get into other hands. Wanker.
What a lovely picture to start a weekend of subsistence farming the absolute fuckers
Jokin USA love him the war monger Heh i`m a stand up guy
‘Twas nae me, a’m innocent
The video you are trying to watch is currently unavailable
it works on mine
and mine,wonderful stuff,michael
Basically, the same thing here
O/T but…
Labour having a cat fight in safe seats now ==giggles==
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/england/merseyside/8500319.stm
Now who would you fancy…
http://www.labourlist.org/uploads/thumbs/L_ca0b86f2-26b3-9d04-617d-dfdb0dc3e453.jpg …
Ricky Tomlinson makes Devine look clever, twat.
He is sooooo fucked.
‘A big boy done it and run away’.
Shows how deeply entrenched the fraud was in the whole bloody place.
End it all, Jim.
You just know it’s the right thing to do.
A kep a phewnin Gordon te see whet a shed du
but his phewn des nay sem te be werkin !
a canna git hoold a hm
He broke it when he threw it at the TV watching your performance on C4 News this evening.
Jesus H. No wonder we’re all fucked. What possible benefit can this man have been to either constituency or country?
He builds a mean shelf apparently
http://order-order.com/guy-news-yeo-tory-policy-confusion-lie-action-replay/
Dead ringer for Joe Stalin. Quicker he gets sent down with the rest of the other robbers the better
This useless fucker is as thick as my turds.
Are we really to believe that there are twats up in Scotland stupid enough to vote for this mug?
You could stick a red rosette on one of those turds and it would get elected, the place is a disgrace. And I say that as a Scot too…
And this man is 56 years old!???!!
He sounds like someone who is so old that he has lost control of his marbles.
What a fool!!
And his bowel movements after this mornings announcemet from the DPP
Early Alzheimer Attack…Woodbines + Deep Fried Mars Bars + Buckfast Ration = Divine!
Inbreeding Genetic Problems + Public School Buggery + Champers Ration = Anthony Steen
Utterly brilliant. A true MP. Not. What a load of bollocks.Advised by ‘a whip’
its ok then, he’s off the hook. This vid is truly going to go viral. God save the Queen.
Oh – don’t forget – he had no training in accountacy … and no training in common sense and how not to commit a criminal offence by the sound of it.
How can such a fuckwit be allowed to employ staff, run an office, have allowances and apply for grants and expenses when he can’t even master basics.
Maybe we should have a recruitment and aptitude test to be an MP.
Oh – and a CRB and honesty check
What other well paid job would not have a job spec.
Not beyond the wit of selection committees to give applicants a paper before adopting them.
Name address and date ……would have excluded this poor fellow.
I’ve got an idea for TV, it’ll make you very famous, can we talk
Not much good at sums. Just like Jack Straw then.
I think it is about time for prospective MPs to have some sort of intelligence test before they are allowed to stand for parliament. How many more MPs like this are taking taxpayers money to screw up our country? I suggest MPs receive a large pay cut and then only the decent MPs like Tessa Jowell (who did not come into politics for the money!) will remain to govern us.
margaretmoran, jacqui smith, edballs, the militwit brothers, twatson, sionsimon, philhope, margaretbeckett, aintbustinagut, jackstraw, postmanpat, harpyharriett,…………………………………………..
Fill you full with loads of confidence don’t they???!!!
Don’t forget the pathetic Phil Woollas
And tony mcnumpty too
That’s right . Tessa came into politics so that she could claim to be too busy to notice the fraudulent activity of of her criminal husband .
Do you mean us!
This is the Tessa Jowell who was a labour councillor, a labour councillor (to paraphrase the welsh windbag) who bought her house off the council for peanuts which is now worth around £1.5 million and who is a proven embezzler and now in charge of handing out the Olympic contracts. Some socialist!! You couldn’t make it up. Like putting Gary Glitter in charge of a chreche
SORRY CRECHE. Before the semantical ones get carried away.
(Pedantry alert…)
Semantical may not mean what you think it means…
But despite that, the real question is how such a clearly stupid person is elected to represent a Scottish… ah, I think I’ve just answered my own question.
I can’t get over it either!
Some people are so thick, that they keep voting Labour because their parents did.
If a bearded sack of shit like Tomlinson gets in, Wavertree should be bombed off the fucking map.
Tessa signed a £ 250k contract without reading it, then separated from her hubbie and completely failed to notice he was in the bed beside her most nights
And is probably still there occasionally!!
Separated only for the sake of the press. Bin seen travelling together though – like joining Ali Campbell’s bash in France last year.
My god, that man is extremely thick. How depressing to think this stupid stupid man is actually in charge.
How the hell did someone so bloody thick and stupid end up as an MP. If that interview had been at a Police station he would probably have required an Appropriate Adult to assist him and look after his rights and welfare. He looked and sounded like someone with the early symptoms of dementia or recovering from a brain injury. What a joke.
Because he is old Labour
a shit stiring shop steward who has never done a days work in his life
and spent his working life sat on the shit pot with a woodbine and the daily mirror
and once a month collected funds for the Labour party !
With menaces!
Funds which were then shuffled around and subjected to audit by a bloke in the local betting shop.
In the Mother of Parliaments, the debating chamber of the nation, weighty issues effecting the wealth and security of the realm are solemly raised. As exemplified by the honourable member cited below:
Jim Devine: Will my right hon. Friend join me in condemning football clubs that are charging above-inflation increases for tickets? Only last week, Heart of Midlothian announced a 50 per cent. increase in ticket prices for some of its games. Does he agree that that reinforces the need to have supporters trusts and representatives of football fans on the boards of football clubs?
Workers of the World unite!
At least he’s not a left footer, then…
Leave that fenian bastard Guido out of this – it’s only his blog!
Devine is very much a left-footer.
Not only is he Roman Catholic, he is in fact a fenian bastard.
Which of course, is a very advantageous thing to be in the Scottish Labour party.
it warms my heart to see the calibre of Liebour MP aaahhhh Bisto
It’s Labour and a massive majority voted for these tossers. Did you? I struggle to find anyone who will own up to being a bigger hoon than this twat.
Only an 8% gap between them and the Tories.
But Devine is working on it, that spastic will get it back to double figures before you know it.
Bet it pissed of the BBC editors knowing they had to show that fool. How many Nokias will be landing on BBC TV Centre over the weekend until someone else implodes and invokes Gorgons ire?
well that’s one of them hung himself by the balls
can you imagine if this corrupt amoeba has a lawyer ?
said lawyer would have watched that performance while shouting at the TV,
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!
still, Devine’s saving the prosecutor work by convicting himself with that madness
He’s saving us money too, no legal aid necessary, judge will accept his guilty plea by TV proxy.
Thank God for the Internet.
I don’t get it. Is no one advising the man? Admittedly he claims he took advice from some mysterious passerby ‘whip’ on budget juggling – what bollocks, fiddling expense strategy is no doubt a common topic of conversation in the hallowed halls – but surely he’d be taking decent legal advice in the situation he’s in now??? And no lawyer would advise going on TV to cut your own throat?
Or… is he just thick?
Errrm, I reckon you got it right in the last sentence!
I have a mental image of a roomful of SpAds bolting for the door as Devine asks, “What line shall I take with this one?”.
Must make every Jock real proud, being represented by the likes of that.
as proud as it makes every englishman to be represented by the likes of Anthony Steen
Fuck off, troll!
Fuck off yourself you twatty little shitbag
Is that you trolling, Mastur Bator? Sounds stupid enough to be you!
You sound stupid enough to be a Belgian fuckwit who Gobbles Goobers for cider money.
But he is truly a fine specimen of the whole Jockanese idiot class, isn’t he? One of several million cushioned into a life of sloth and filth paid for by the English.
…And they wonder why we have sheer, unabated contempt for the Political Class as a whole.
The world would not stop spinning on its axes and the sky would not fall into the sea if we did not have these self-important, worthless, valueless cretins.
As a Welshman, I feel your pain.
Neil Kinnock makes Gordon look like Machiavelli!
Divine: “… I was advised by a whip ..”
The expenses system was uses by the party whips to cultivate tame MPs.
Simple as that!
All three main parties knew about the problem, in fact they encouraged the problem.
I think I’m right in saying that jacqui smith used to be a whip – I wonder…………
Whips…? I think you are referring to the content of her husbands videos…
So… in future I could “make a mistake” on the advice of an anonymous friend when filling in my tax self-assessment and get away with it?
Amazing they still don’t get it.
Has any member of the public since this all broke had the balls to try some silly claims for tax yet, if they’re allowed to claim TVs, sky sports subscriptions, cleaners, patio heaters, bath tubs etc then surely everyone is?
Regrettably the entire cabinet is full of incompetent scots, this guy is just another groupie.
Actually the truth is as you well know , is that the cabinet is 4/5th English. Why do you perpetuate this false assertion about the Cabinet being FULL of Scots ????? Is this a religious belief that you hold ?
You don’t dispute that they are incompetent though.
Jesus H Christ!!
Broon and now this twat. The Scots really have a lot to answer for!!
I can’t wait for this new model of Toyota I’ve being hearing about all over the news to come out, I’m so going to buy a ”Toyota Crisis”.
Darwin strikes again!
Toyota Prius (or Pious): The car’s brakes fail and the accelerator gets stuck in the Go Faster position, but hey it’s green…
Prius is Climategate payback time.
How come this gormless ignorant ill educated loutish fucker ever got to be an MP? How for Chrissake? Just fucking how?
I think the word pig should appear before the word ignorant but he is scottish labour don’t forget.
Because 12,319 sweaty socks voted for him .
He is aformer chairman of the Scottish Labour party.
He was also a member of the HOC science and technology committee and tiold
Ed milliband that the climate change science was a settled issue .
What have we done wrong as a nation to deserve New Labour ?
It’s some sort of cosmic joke.It’s Gods way of disproving Darwinism.Fit for purpose or survival of the fittest has been inverted.Only if you are a complete and utter totally incompetent twat do you become a member of the government.
It just beggars belief!
You voted for them. Three fucking times. You bunch of Huhnes.
Rumour has it he is related to Prescot, enough said.
I’m tempted to believe that only someone that innocent could be that stupid!
maybe he thinks because it’s been discussed in the public eye he can’t get a fair trial !ha ha ha ha ha
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce.
Mickeyâ��s lawyer rings him up and says “Look here Mickey, Iâ��ve just been looking at those papers you filled in, and weâ��ve got a bit of a problem. You see, strictly speaking, having buck teeth is not grounds for divorce.”
Mickey replies “I didnâ��t say she had buck teeth, I said she was fucking Goofy !”
Don’t knock him he’s doing serious damage to the labour party in scotland.
So this is the calibre of our scottish labour party members??!!
SNP I wish you well – if you play this right you should be able to win votes at the next GE!!
Carefull nell dont want to public to find out the SNP are closet socialists !
careful greaser we don’t want anyone to find out that Wavy Davy is the heir to Blair
Nice try, puppet, but you will have to suck it and see when Dave gets in. Nothing new for you undoubtedly!
Horror as Cameron brandishes the B word
DAVID CAMERON, the young pretender to the Tory throne who came close yesterday to embracing Tony Blair in his conference speech, has already done so in private.
Mr Cameron who has put a modernising agenda at the centre of his campaign, clearly enjoys the comparisons that have been made between him and Labour’s most successful modern-day Prime Minister.
At a dinner with newspaper executives on the eve of his address, he took the comparison a step further. “I am the heir to Blair,” he said. If his hosts were in any doubt about what they had heard, Mr Cameron repeated the mantra. He also said that a Cameron Tory Government would not reverse all of the Blairite reforms in the public services.
His hosts were, to say the least, taken aback. Mr Cameron was guest, in the Louis Room at the Imperial Hotel in Blackpool, of The Daily Telegraph, house journal of the Conservative Party. The spirit of Margaret Thatcher, who was even praised by Kenneth Clark yesterday, still beats strongly in the editorial conferences of the newspaper.
Charles Moore, the former Editor who was at the dinner, is the official biographer of Baroness Thatcher, whose admirers include . . . Tony Blair. Mr Cameron, who was accompanied by his wife, Samantha, the creative director of a stationery company, was not isolated in the intimate gathering.
George Osborne, the Shadow Chancellor and fellow member of the so-called Notting Hill set of young modernising Tories, was also at the dinner table. Mr Osborne, defending the heir to Blair boast, said: “We have nothing to be ashamed of in saying it.”
Martin Newland, the Editor of The Daily Telegraph, which has yet to declare for any of the five candidates, was not so sure. “David,” he said. “I would not repeat that outside this room.”
Nice pat, prepared ZaNuLieBor rebuttal unit piece there, maggot. Keep digging in that pile of shit, ZaNuLieBor produce Augean amounts of it for you to shovel, inspired by the prodigious coils from Gorgon McDoom himeslf!
It’s from the Telegraph you MASSIVE FUCKWIT!
The same Paper that started this whole ball rolling and the reason these c’unts are now facing 7 years in jail.
You really are thick as a fucking plank aren’t you ?
Someone as monumentally stupid and fuckwitted as you must need adult supervision to even take a shit lest you start to feast greedily on your own steaming logs
Martin Newland, the Editor of The Daily Telegraph, which has yet to declare for any of the five candidates, was not so sure. “David,” he said. “I would not repeat that outside this room.”
Yup, a nice Labourgraph piece, cut, filed and ready to paste. Well done that man, here is the Star of Lenin for your rouble efforts!
I didn’t think that YOU wrote it, twat, it was far too fucking literate!
you’re actually still looking for Reds under your bed aren’t you ?
fuck sake you’re just some senile old dodderer stuck in the 50′s
get back to your old peoples home grandad and tell the nurse who cleans your piss soaked bed that the Russkies are coming to get you
completely potty
CW- Whatever they are they are eminently better than devine and the current labour crew.
Even mugabe can do better than gordon!!!
I find it quite ironic that for me to put in a protest vote and avoid the Lab/Lib/Con candidates, the best option for me is to vote for the incumbent (Scottish) government.
Having lived here for most of my life, I’ve found that c*nts like Levine are all too common up here. Unfortunately they set a bad example for the small minority of us who do pay the taxes to support the public sector, benefit claimants, etc.
Come to think about it, he sets a bad example for anyone – if you’re in a hole, stop digging!
Vote for the SNP. This the very same week that an auction allegedly realised the sum of £7,000 for SNP funds for the “honour” of dining with Alex Salmond at Holyeood though if you were short of funds, you could dine with Nicola Sturgeon for £2,000
I hereby award you best comment (so far)
how about Ukip and the unmentionable party giving a pledge to prosecute and reclaim every penny from the scum that should get them lots of votes and make the election interesting !
Trouble is neither of them could claim enough votes to take control.
Realistically, only the tories can do that. And in truth, if the tories do get control, they will cut the budget deficit, they will cut the quangoes, they will do away(hopefully) with the RDA’s – they will sort the Beeb.
They might not be everything we want but they will make some inroads into the massive waste that has been created by this labour crew!!!
Let us pray so!
It’s OK telling us that, Nell – but have you mentioned it to Dave?
He needs bringing up to speed smartish on what the Tories are really going to do if they make it into government.
It’ll be no use his claiming then that some passing whip had told him not to worry, it would be carry on globalist/Common Purpose/global warming/etc bollocks as per Lib/Lab/Con usual.
Its true donkeys wearing red rosettes do get elected in west central jockland
christ they must be right thicos up there to vote for this guy and he worked for the national health service, no wonder they have an appauling health record and he is a union man FFS
This is a man who is supposed to be creating the laws of this land!!!!
No, the EU does that. He just had to turn up to vote, maybe.
Fully qualified for the job.
More likely he just had to turn up to get advice on how to pad out his false claims.
I am the very model of a Scottish Politician
I shuffle funds and then act dumb ’cause I don’t do contrition
My shelves are huge especially when measured next my intellect
But my sense of pride demands that you all treat me with undue respect.
I’m not so clever when it comes to matters mathematical
I do admit that true accounts are often problematical
Sometimes I get confused about location of my domicile
But all that stuff is for the Fees Office to reconcile.
But now I find myself accused of false accountancy
And ignorance is my defence, although it is a travesty
To claim that I did not do all these things of my very own volition
I am the very model of a Scottish Politician.
+++Applause+++
Standing applause
I love Gilbert O’Sullivan
*winks*
Oh, Claire… you shouldnt!
Great!
fantastic!
it was nae me , quick run for it ,the public are onto us .
This clearly explains what our problem as a nation is.
The approach which Mr Devine has been using on National Health Service accounts, Union accounts and recently Parliamentary accounts is the approach which they have been trying on the treasury and exchequer of the country.
Nightmare. Repeating ‘I did not personally benefit..’ ad nauseam is not going to help in this scenario.
He paid people to do jobs for him. If he claims not to have benefited then the job that was paid for, had nothing to do with his role as a MP. So exactly what was the person doing?
So, I can forget to pay the tax bill next month and use it to pay the employees wages, and it will be perfectly OK. It can not be wrong because an MP told me if I did not benefit personally it is legal.
I’d really like to know the nuts and bolts of this ‘moving money between accounts in the NHS’ — perhaps the police might be interested too… they’ll have lots of time to quiz the bastard shortly.
“So, Mr. Devine, the Health Authority was billed for an MRI scanner, but in reality the funds were moved between accounts and paid for the annual consultants’ skiing jolly in Klosters?” Hmmm.
Let’s see what the Prime Mentalist has to say about the matter.
Prime Mentalist, what do you have to say?
I’d have thought he’d be better advised to keep his excuses for the judge and jury, but if this is the standard of his evidence, the judge is likely to increase his sentence. Can’t imagine the judge will be too impressed to see him whinging in public before the case comes to court, either.
What a hoon.
I think ‘excuses’ is the right word.
None of that sounded like a credible defence did it??!!
newest member of the labia club, remedial iq, sent to the headmaster, there is little so pathetic
I think the real outrage is these clowns are going to try and claim parliamentary privilege as their get out of jail pass. They really have no scruples.
That valiant interviewer was seconds away from tearing his hair out in maintaining a professionally serious approach to a surreal situation.
I doubt that what passes for the judiciary these days is so mentally resilient. If this case ever does go to court, they’ll be swapping their wigs for propeller beanies and the jury will end up in Broadmoor.
That La Senza ad is most distracting.
Sarah, will you divorce Gordum after the erection and make a bloody fortune by selling your memoirs?
What is the title?
The Life Of A Political Beard
‘Lie back, Close your eyes, Think of England’ – well, the fat cheque at the end of this grubby liason… soon, soon… (It can’t be much longer, can it? God, that string vest…).
did someone mention closeted gays ducky ?
ask my boyfriend Martin about my 3 year gay affair
1) My Life as a Beard
2) Red Beard
3) Coming Out in Canterbury
“Brown and Out in Downing Street.”
er ‘scuse me mate – that’s my moniker.
Not any more. Yer missus ‘as nicked it fer a book title.
Love Labour Lost
Such memoirs will be ghost written by a team of young Labour interns and researches just like her fraudulent Twitter page.
But you’re forgetting that Labour won’t be able to afford such people once the party has been unclamped from the giant teat that has fed it for the last 13 years..
Said it all out of his own mouth…”I worked in the union , I worked for the NHS and they moved money around like this”.
Massive sad indictment of the criminal calibre of New Labour people, non-accountable, ex union, public service, law….feckin’ clueless when it comes to any business acumen.
What have we done to deserve these self-serving bastards!
God help us all.
Where is Cromwell when you need him to turn against the Commons!!
Never should have given up the gay disco circuit.
The DPP and the cops have bottled it.Yes Devine’s a trougher but he is small beer. The big crooks are the property flippers and state funded property portfolio builders like Hoon, and the double your expense money merchants like Balls.
Capital gains anyone? I’m not holding my breath waiting for HMRC to take action.
aintbustingagut and kevan with their £300k expenses and the carrot topped one trying to evade capital gains tax , not to mention philhope with his £42k of furniture and garden furniture that couldn’t possibly have fitted into his tiny one bed apartment in London that didn’t have a garden !!! and on and on…………..
Fascinating that the thieving jock has only been charged, apparently, with offences relating to Stationery and Cleaning – for which he has cobbled together a typically ignorant-jock set of excuses. We don’t believe him, but some might find it in their hearts to excuse him.
The earlier details of fake invoices from non-existant companies, using invented VAT Numbers, relating to shelving and electrical work seem to have vanished without trace.
I’m not a CPS lawyer but it strikes me that there was clear evidence of absolute fraud in the earlier elements, yet this seems to have been disregarded, being replaced by something he can wriggle out of on the grounds of jock-incompetence.
Smells like an exit-deal’s been done – he’ll get let off, Morley takes the biggest hit, Chaytor next, then His Lordship.
But, whetever heppens to them, the one we all want to see behind bars is Baroness Uddin – a lying, cheating, scheming race-card playing tw*t if ever there was one. Hanging’s too good for her.
Ma guid mate Gordun will see me reit, jus like he did ma guid mate Gorbals Mick, aye ats the Loords for me, or a canny fat penshun, ye know. Ah’ll have ma due. Now ye fook off A tell ye, A’ve pies tae eat an whisky tae drink, an anather John Bull print’n kit tae claim for, A’ve worn oot ma foorteenth A’ll have ye know, an paper, dinnae forgit the paper, stationary aye thats it, stationary A’hm no movin.
And whatever happened about Margaret Moran’s fake charity registration number?
Of course Davey “Boy” Camoron, the multi millionaire (worth £30,000,000) was totally within the rules when he charged all of his £350,000 mortgage to the tax payer.
£25,000 per annum.
Paid for by you and me.
And he was “within the rules”
Now who’s a trougher?
Has Dave been indicted then?
Just keep trying, c.unt!
You’re the one whose trying, ‘Huhne!
It must be working then!
Other MP’s claimed near on the £25,000 allowance for a second mortgage. Example Mark Prisk, Con, Hertford and Bishop’s Stortford
This man is clearly innocent.
The clarity of his responses, the straightforwardness of almost saying that he used a receipt that somebody gave him for 5500 quids worth of stationery that he could never have received because he transferred the cash to another account.
Perhaps he paid 5500 spondulicks for a packet of envelopes and they gave him a 5499 pond discount without adjusting the bill!
And he hjas dne the same sort of thing in his previous enterprises of pubic service.
Great Britney NEEDS men like him to sort out your small financial problem.
Be nice to the man and make him chancellor. Darling is useless; her is real talent going to waste.
Frightful shower!
Just you wait till I get in and sort everything out everything will be top hole!
The man who would hold UK purse strings is told to repay £1,666
SHADOW chancellor George Osborne has been rebuked and ordered to pay back £1,666 in expenses after he took out a mortgage for more than the value of his home.
He had been accused of over-claiming nearly £5,000 in mortgage interest payments for his Cheshire house and of incorrectly claiming expenses for his London property.
The Commons standards and privileges committee also found he had breached the r
ADVERTISEMENTules when he increased his mortgage by £25,000 in 2005 to pay for repairs to the Cheshire property and part of the original purchase cost, as some of the expenses he claimed related to the period before he was elected in 2001
Oops!
Fiddlesticks!
Frightful shower!
Just you wait till I get in and sort everything out. Everything will be spiffing!
The man who would hold UK purse strings is told to repay £1,666
SHADOW chancellor George Osborne has been rebuked and ordered to pay back £1,666 in expenses after he took out a mortgage for more than the value of his home.
Oops!
Maybe, and I am being generous as he is thick as pig shit, he is trying to stick as many knives as possible into NuLabour as they wont let him stand again?
Jim Devine’s mentally incompetent to stand trial.
But apparently competent enough to repesent his constituents in Parliament. What does that say about MPs?
Have you seen the standard of his constituents? Knuckledraggers like him to a man, probably, especially the women!
almost as stupid as you then
Well you would know, cripple!
Fuck off back to your cesspit.
Tory troll.
I like it when you ZaNuLieBor trolls hurrumph a bit. Keep it up!
Different level of test Engineer.
How Jim Devine voted on key issues since 2001:
* Has never voted on a transparent Parliament.
* Voted very strongly for introducing a smoking ban.
* Voted very strongly for introducing ID cards.
* Voted very strongly for Labour’s anti-terrorism laws.
* Voted very strongly against an investigation into the Iraq war.
That Krishnan Guru-Murthy interview was truly cringe-inducing.
What complete embarrassment. However unlike many sycophantic interviewers
he kept on probing, allowing Devine to continue digging a deeper hole to fall in..
According to the 1968 Theft Act, theft is defined as when a person:
(a) destroys, defaces, conceals or falsifies any account or any record or document made or required for any accounting purpose
or
(b) in furnishing information for any purpose produces or makes use of any account, or any such record or document as aforesaid, which to his knowledge is or may be misleading, false or deceptive in a material particular
It will good to see him defend these when the courtroom battle commences! If his TV appearance is anything to go by, he has a mammoth task ahead. No doubt he will try to pass the buck by saying his whip told him to do it.
Public sector employment in Scotland has reached Soviet-level proportions. People like him are the reason why.
What a complete troughing prick.
Hardly a battle the man’s already signed the surrender.
Blair and his shredded expenses;
(a) destroys, defaces, conceals or falsifies any account or any record or document made or required for any accounting purpose.
So, what about it, CPS?
It was done by the Fees Office… by mistake. Like Hell!
All Blairs expense claims will be on a computer hard drive somewhere as will all the financial transactions resulting from them. It would be easy enough to retrieve this information if there was the will. Ah but there’s the rub !
It’s the file next to the Glenrothes bye-election file containing the copy postal voting forms and register; all in the vaults of one of McDoom’s favourite banks.
I don’t think I have ever been so angry and so close to PUNCHING my computer screen.
This FAT FUCKING SCOTTISH ex UNION BASTARD sums up everything wrong not only with this bloody Government but the whole system.
I have never heard of this guy before, how much money has he had off the taxpayer over the years and what has he ever contributed to this country and the economy ?
Unfortunately there a thousands of these WANKERS in unions, in quangos, public service etc that go through life living off the rest of us.
He won’t go to prison though, he will get off or it will be a suspended sentence.
He should be suspended all right – with fucking piano wire.
AND they all get to vote, perhaps more than once, to keep this bunch of thieving bastards in office so that they can keep being paid from the public purse!
who voted for the thieving criminal Lord Hanningfield then fuckwit?
“who voted for the thieving criminal Lord Hanningfield then fuckwit?”
The people of Stock in Essex, actually. He is an elected county councillor
not any more
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
Who is this anti-Belgian twat – the far left wing of UKIP?
Or just a silly little NLP activist way out of his depth…
The House of Lords is unelected. It’s quite clear they teach you as well in the ZaNuLieBor Liars Finishing School as they did at your sink comprehensive. Want to try again?
I see that one soared clean over the fuckwits head
it’s called irony you shit for brains twat
want to try again ? Hahahahaha!!!
Do I spy the green eyed monster?
C’un’t.
Oh and another thing – notice the little chuckle at around 6:15
That is us he is laughing at.
No, laughing at you.
C’un’t.
New Labour troll. Shouldn’t you be reading Ali Campbell’s memoirs? I thought all New Labour robots had received the directive to purchase Herr Campbell’s Version of History.
Just had a look at his wiki entry and fuck me, he sits on the Science and Technology Committee, what must it be like for others when this total fuck with turns up – he can’t even speak properly
That explains the climate change confusion.
Global warming is ‘settled science’ according to this jock which is why he spent over 12000 quid on airfares to his constituency and back in one year.
Unbelievable!
That goes some way to explaining why the nation’s science and engineering are cream-crackered.
Margaret Hanging Basket being fingered is a truly gruesome image.
wow she really is one ugly bitch
No. She’s an ugly c/nt.
Could be the sister of that other Liebour triumph recently elevated to be the EU’s Milibanana.
I thought it was a he
But Labourites aren’t balanced – most of them are unhinged!
And Duncan isn’t?
polauddin is going to be next .
She claimed £100k for an empty maidstone flat and before that £91k for her brother’s home. She had never lived in either despite her claim that both of them were her main homes whilst she was living, as she had always done, in government subsidised housing in Tower Hamlets.
And then there is also the question of that uddintrust which she set up with the support of margaretmoran and I believe carolineflint.
The trust appears to have been set up just before she began to build her marble palace with the HoC crest on its wrought iron gates and servants living at the bottom of th garden , and fizzled out just after.
Oh God!
The doomsayer is on the prowl.
And this tit thinks the Tories are whiter than white.
Fucking ace!
Well hello Uddin’s son who works as an administrator in that Housing Association that gives the baroness her subsidised housing that she has actually lived in, and which has been her main home, for decades!!!
You are a bit late, I expected you earlier!, but you’re wasting your breath!!
That’s the SNP’s Election Campaign taken care of.
They will roll that clip endlessly & use Devine’s Corrupt mug as Brown’s poster boy.
Who’s starting the bets on Gordo losing his rag at Chilcott and going completely mentalist at the panel? I’d pay good money to see that. They just need to wind him enough so he reacts like he does to his aides and secretary. If he goes nuts at Chilcott, the sheer embarrassment will force him to call the election early. The Huhne won’t resign, he’ll just bring his inevitable defeat forward.
Please stop talking like a complete twat.
Oh you can’t, because that’s what you are.
I love informed commentary, don’t you?
Had enough champagne today with your Islington New Labour friends, you sad troll? Go suck Margaret Hanging Basket’s cock.
A shrivelled suprise!
When is his star turn due? I might have to lay on extra supplies.
Oh good, claiming they are above the law just before the start of the general election campaign. That’ll do nicely for the anti-Labour vote, thank you.
it’ll do even better for the anti MP vote
they are all at it
” Be you ever so high you are not above the Law ” ~~ Lord Justice Denning.
Bit thick wan’t he?
Lying, Scottish, fat, uneducated, unintelligent socialist thief.
Send him down.
Via the trap door.
Lying, scottish, fat, socialist ……….
Devious, incompetent, anger management problem, socially unacceptable, personally disliked……….Remind you of anyone??!!
And you of course are completely rational?
Junior Uddin you are not fooling anyone!!!
Are you referring to the cleaner or his brother, the unelected Brooooooon?
Yes Ed Balls, or is it Jack Straw, maybe David Blunket or even John Prescot oh hold on their English so their nationality is not mentioned is it !!!!!!!!! Why do you think that is ?
This is hilarious as his defence is he was simply moving funds from one account to another. This of course makes no sense as someone else would have recieved the funds – ie the person on the invoice rather than himself! If nobody recieved the funds asn the items were never purchased then he is a thief as he had nobody to reimburse! Thus making the moving funds story completely nonsensical. It is thus the case that the invoices are indeed false as no one else recieved the money …
The man is so unbelievably stupid it is cringe making to watch.
I knew things were bad but he is an excellent example of everything wrong with our education system in this country.
Forget the morality, his shit for brains is still unable even now to work out what he has done wrong.
I hear the BBC have invited him to take part in the next celebrity Mastermind since David Lammie is unavailable.
If you really are Gordon Brown’s foreskin you must have a story or two. Do tell.
Most schools now don’t even teach basic healthcare.
In days gone by boys were taught how to prevent smegma.
May I suggest you look up the word and try and learn something anon anon anon dun anoning?
They decided the anti-smegma lessons were outdated after Mandleson’s accession to queenhood…
But why shelves for gods sakes – the Scottish can’t read anyway and the only book Brown has got is the one he used to keep a tally of his £50K slush fund which is going to topple him before the end of this month (for lying to Parliament).
This Devine bloke is so thick,there are dog turds on the streets of his constituency that have more fibre than him.
Oh,£50K slush fund,Brown,liar seem to be the moderator’s words tonight.
That money was just resting in my account!
If this thick, gullable Scottish fucker is representative of the calibre of people that New Labour feel should represent the people in Parliament then we’re in even bigger trouble than I thought.
Are we really expected to believe this arsehole doesn’t even understand the concept of a receipt? Does this fucking monkey expect us to believe that he has no concept of right & wrong, no understanding of accounts, no understanding of how expenses work?
This useless piece of gristle couldn’t even get a job in a papershop with skills like that. No wonder he ended working in the NHS, and then Parliament…
The stupid bastard is so irredeemably stupid that he agreed to appear on C4 news and trot this stuff out, with Police charges pending!
What a fucking idiot. He makes Jacqui Smith look intelligent.
Did he arrive at the studio thrown out of a taxi with ‘I am the fall guy’ taped to his sweaty Jock head? One wonders…
When I switched over to the Channel 4 News during the interview I thought it was the Rab C Nesbitt show. Looks like he’s been advised by his lawyers to take the Ernest Saunders defence of Alzheimer’s and forgetful stupidity. At least I hope he has no one surely could really be that fucking stupid. Could they?
His legal advisers should be struck from the roll for incompetence.
If they did advise him they should be congratulated.
I’ve got a 5 yer old daughter who could rip the piss out of him
take them all to the blind beggar!
I’ve got an invite to a party.
Are the Blind Beggar prices as low as those of the HoC bars?
every cloud………..
Grey-Thompson made peer
Dame Tanni Grey-Thompson, winner of 11 Paralympic golds, made a cross-bench peer in House of Lords
Oh so we now have a full pack of unelected nincompoops?
And the silver lining is?
the new olympiad sport of shoe and leg throwing?
She’ll be faster on her feet than the rest of them. Including Lord Coe.
Those fragrant gloved hands can pump a wheelchair around a track in record time. Their Lordships will be queueing up to show her a bill.
was it cos she was a token in a Labour party broadcast from 2001?
uk up shit strasse…….
http://www.businessinsider.com/uk-to-trust-the-market-in-bailed-out-bank-sale-2010-1
Visiting Exeter for a regional meeting of the Cabinet, Mr Brown told reporters: “I am very angry about what has happened.
“We took steps some months ago to remove the right of these people to stand as candidates for the Labour Party. These are very serious criminal allegations.
“All criminal allegations have got to be investigated. It’s a matter now for the courts. We have got to get rid of that old politics, it cannot be part of the new system”.
FFS.
Brown is as bad as any of them.
He gets better, doesn’t he? Ya gotta laugh. A career in standup awaits…
Or retirement in a gated estate where he’s shielded from the public.
Gated Estate – HMP Wandsworth?
RG45 7EG
has suitable grounds.
Written long before the corrupt Speaker Martin was outed, or before DrJohn Reid became the very Chairman of Celtic Football Club.
The sad reality of bigotry and corruption at the very heart of the Labour Party.
Do you really want these odious types representing the good people of our nation ?
Remember the words of Henry McLeish on revealing in The Scotsman the rampant bigotry within Scottish Labour Party ranks:
The claims about sectarianism and factionalism are particularly damaging. “It should not matter if you are Catholic or Protestant – but in too many constituencies it does,” Mr McLeish said.
He said there was a clique around those who had been to Glasgow University, and another “which seemed to think it had some kind of hereditary right to control Scottish Labour”.
The former first minister was referring to the “Lanarkshire mafia”, the group of largely Celtic-supporting Labour MPs and MSPs who exert enormous power. The First Minister was an outsider, but gradually moved inside by taking over a Lanarkshire seat, moving to the area and going to Celtic games.”
Both Devine and Connarty jumped aboard the Celtic Park juggernaut. They are bigots, as well as thiefs, indeed Connarty can be seen leaving messages, bold as brass, on a website linked to Sinn Fein/IRA. The anti-British comments on said website have to be read to be believed.
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More insight.
Read all the salient details and weep/spit/curse here:
http://www.123people.co.uk/ext/frm?ti=person%20finder&search_term=jim%20devine&search_country=GB&st=person%20finder&target_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.craigmurray.org.uk%2Farchives%2F2009%2F05%2Fjim_devine_mp_i.html§ion=weblink&wrt_id=216
Devine is a crook, pure and simple.
Rewiring? Easy enough to find out if he had any work carried. Call in an Electrician and ask if the wiring has been touched, floors uplifted and plastering work carried out.
Shelfing? There is no shelfing in his constituency office.
4 Early day motions in one year from this man. 3 Of which were about his favourite football team, funnily enough, not Livingstone FC.
He should be removed from office today, investigated by the Police and charges to follow asap.
The Scottish Labour party should hang their heads in shame. Corruption, bigotry and nepotism are just for starters.
If you control Scottish Labour you then (by default) control the national Labour Party.
Look around you – take the nation back and banish this scum to their own filth forever
How many seats in Parliament are Scottish Labour? How would a Parliament comprised of English MP’s look? Nutters who claim that Parliament is controlled by a j’ewish conspiracy should look closer to home. Is Jock the new Z’ionist? Are the English the new Palestinians? What is this place called Gazza?
That’s Scottish Republican Catholic Socialism.
Fortunately, there are loyal Conservative Scots who hate this vermin more than the English do.
We are with you – eradicate this poison within our UK society.
This country needs a French-style revolution.
Labour are utter filth.
Dunno if this (http://i50.tinypic.com/10xub2d.jpg) is a spoof, but I hope it isn’t!
Absolutely. Biggest bunch of crooks to ever get power.
Cromwell
Jesus H Christ
thick Scottish bastard
Is this man mentally disabled?
Well, he’s Scottish…
Definitely thick, but unfortunately, Short too !
Our advice to you Jim, is to try and take down as many others as you can. Go out on a glorious last stand. We’ll think much better of you if your testimony tells the nation that that’s how you were trained to systematically rob the taxpayers by your mentors. After all, you were only following orders, right Jim?
Graft is not unique to Labour (nor unique ro Britain/Scotland) but I do agree with you that it is way disprortionatly high in Labour ramks, Scottish Labour ranks in particular
Why? In part I think it is the phsycology of people who grow up with little money or power then finding themsleves with a lot. Rich Tories , although unethical in other ways and strategiucally wrong are I have found usually straight as a die on money matters – even when I worked on STV you often had to insist they took programme fees explaining everyone else got them – they thought appearing on TV ( often to get a doing!) was a public service!
There also is I think a territorial thing with labour, most prominent in West Central Scotland, Glasgow especially. Here I think it is encapsualated in the phase “labour area” For other parties this phrase means a seat they hold , for labour it means an area they run, own almost. This lead to guys like your actvist friend being offered a house without even thinkig it is wrong – like your uncle offering you a car becsue you have looked after his sister etc. They just can’t see the differnce – or dont want to. You even saw ths when AMS came in and list MSPs tried to quite legitimately visit a school or community centres in their list constituency – labour almost reacted as though this was trespass, burglary – the audacity of these MSP visiting “their seat” an area they run, they own – always have, always will – as if the voters in these ares were their serf, their vote for them implying their servitude to them for four years , going on forty them
Finally thre is the Nulab additinal factor – one in which labour activists, councillors, MSPS MPs see and smell coruption on an isntitutional and daily basis and at the highesty level, Whether it the grace and favour homes of Prescott, Hoon and co, or Cherie Blair lecture tour – where obscene fees so blatantly related to being the wife of the who had aalone backed the Republican Regime inits illegal war, The fees Cherie got was quite unrelated to any box office asppeal or book sales. It was just a kickback – propbaly if you looked closely all funded by Enron or AIG money that we now know did not exist. When you see this , and Damien McBride on £100k plus plus perks it just seals the deal. You can’t beat them so join them – especially now with those pesky nats and DC Tories threatening to bring the gravy train to an abrupy end – DC for a decage the SNP forever. So make hay now – worry about it later
Excellent posting my Friend, Remember the Monklands affair a few years ago as another exampole of The Labour Mafia at work.
http://www.suite101.com/article.cfm/modern_scottish_history/77732
Anyone know a good embalmer?
I’m rich off the backs of dead Iraqis! Ha ha! And jesus likes me too!
I think you will find that there is a place reserved for you, when your time comes, and that it is in the pits of hell, and very very Hot!!
Christ! Is that thing human?
Gordon Brown, riding a rocking horse in his pampers. Right now. In his bunker. “Because it’s the right thing to do.”
The national debt has doubled under John Major. The public finances remain weak. A new Labour government will give immediate high priority to seeing how public money can be better used.
New Labour will be wise spenders, not big spenders. We will work in partnership with the private sector to achieve our goals. We will ask about public spending the first question that a manager in any company would ask – can existing resources be used more effectively to meet our priorities? And because efficiency and value for money are central, ministers will be required to save before they spend.
Labour Party Manifesto 1997
Things can only get better.
nice text for a national poster campaign
He’s definitely not responsible for his own actions. remember……..
‘Nadine Dorries, has now confirmed that Mr Devine, the Labour MP for Livingston, is the Member who she had initially accused anonymously of harassing her.
Ms Dorries, a prolific blogger, used Twitter to claim that she had been subjected to harassment. She wrote: “A Scottish Labour MP walked up to me in the cloakroom and said, ‘You were in my dreams all night. Would you like to know what you were doing?’ I refused. He walked out of the room with me and insisted from two paces behind in telling me, disgusting me.”
The blogger Guido Fawkes originally claimed that Mr Devine was responsible for the comments. Ms Dorries later confirmed the Labour MP’s identity. She said: “It was Jim Devine, he’d had too many to drink.”
Still waiting……
elfyn llwyd claims thousands of pounds for severall photocopiers a year
Never mind Kirsty Walk. Martha Kearney’s got her boots on. Grrrr.
MPs’ expenses: Nadine Dorries paid £35,000 to close friend in PR
Nadine Dorries, the outspoken Conservative MP, paid £35,000 in public money in less than a year to a close friend who works in public relations.
She claimed under three separate allowances to pay the marketing company for “research and media services”.
The Daily Telegraph can disclose that the founder of the company is a close friend of hers, who is pictured with the MP on her website at social and family occasions.
Mrs Dorries, the Conservative MP for Mid Bedfordshire, is being investigated by John Lyon, the parliamentary sleaze watchdog, over her use of the second home allowance to rent a constituency house in Woburn, Beds.
She is accused of breaking the rules by spending the majority of her time at the second home, together with her family and pets, rather than her main home.
Mrs Dorries, who called the MPs’ expenses investigation a “witch hunt”, has stated that she only spends weekends and holidays at her main home.
She has said that her main residence is in the Cotswolds, near her former marital home.
New expenses details published by Parliament this week provide another link to the area.
Between September 2008 and June 2009, Mrs Dorries claimed £34,059.75 for the services of the company Marketing Management (Midlands) Ltd.
Miss Dorries claimed under her office allowance, her staffing expenditure and her communications allowance to pay the public relations company.
The first fund is used by MPs to pay for the running costs of their constituency and Commons bases; the second to pay the wages of permanent and temporary workers; and the third to run websites or produce adverts and leaflets.
The invoices show it was paid for “PR, research and media services”.
Companies House documents disclose that one of the two directors of Marketing Management is Lynn Elson, who lives near the Cotswolds town of Moreton-in-Marsh.
In the past year, Mrs Dorries has written on her personal blog and her Twitter page about visiting the town and a nearby country pub.
Her website is illustrated with a selection of six photographs, some showing her as a young girl and as an MP speaking in the House of Commons.
Two of the pictures show the Tory MP with Mrs Elson: one in a group shot with two other women holding glasses of wine, and one with Mrs Dorries and her daughters dressed in evening wear.
Mrs Elson – whose husband, Pip, and son, Jamie, have both played professional golf – set up Marketing Management a decade ago after working in the sales department of a local newspaper.
When the company was established, in offices in a converted stable block in Warwickshire, its clients included local solicitors and estate agents.
It is not believed to have carried out work for any other MPs.
Mrs Elson told a newspaper in 1999: “There are advertising agencies that purport to ‘offer’ a PR service, and there are PR consultants who will ‘handle’ advertising when requested, but our experience has been that there is no West Midlands marketing company that can offer a full service offering equal quality in all disciplines.’’
She has since organised “local hero” awards in the Midlands and an exhibition of Cuban art.
Mrs Dorries declined to comment.
Thanks for that, Daily Mirror. Now fuck off.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/7167165/MPs-expenses-Nadine-Dorries-paid-35000-to-close-friend-in-PR.html
Hard luck tory troll.
he’s just another little lickspittle toady who likes to make excuses for thieving expenses pigs
Telegraph shit for brains
the whole reason there is this blog piece about an MP facing jail time
Get ahead. Get a Toyota.
Keep your head; don’t
This all smells a bit fishy.
Tim Yeo last night, Jim Devine tonight. It’s almost worth getting a TV licence
This man and a few hundred of his clones have been running the country for the last 13 years.
Hazel Blears, June 1st 2006:
“My challenge as Labour party chair is to rehabilitate party politics as a reputable, even honourable, activity.”
http://www.septicisle.info/2006/06/hazel-blears-talks-load-of-crap-so.html
So how well do you think that went then, love?
My little man in a boat’s still rocking. Why do you think i wear that strange fixed grin?
Have to say that Devine makes Prescott seem almost intelligent and quite the gentleman.
Hey, you didn’t mention my chipolata. They used to queue up for that (when the wife wasn’t looking!).
Thank God there’s still an Englishman with a sense of purpose and a pair of balls.
Pity his name is Fabio.
Under no circumstances drop the soap and stop crying you snivelling wreck
“I totally refute these claims and will defend myself against them vigorously”
Oh well, if you say it isn’t so, and you refute the claims, it isn’t so.
Oink, oink..
Once again a misuse of the term “Refute”. Its like a magic spell they say the word and hey presto it happens. A bit like all Browns announcements then.
let’s hope they cover the shit out of the upcoming court cases
should make an amusing background to the election
Jesus H Christ….the man’s an absolute fuckwit. Don’t bother with a trial, just take him out and put him down, like the rabid dog he is.
When I arrived in Britain in 1979, aged 15, I was shocked at what a shit-hole this country is. Now I have grown accustomed to the fact that it is a shit-hole country full of shit-hole people. And it smells of shit. After all these years I have learned that God loves shit-holes and blesses them. That is why God blessed Queen Victoria and all the smackheads who spurted on her. I love this nation of shit-holes.
Can we start throwing bricks yet? Anyone? Anyone?. Permission to throw a brick.
Is that you Tony?
So he’s entitled to Parlaimentary Privilege and the police should not have been involved in investigating him.
Who asked the police to investigate him? He did. What a moron.
Seems those naughty Police did their Job. Cant have that can we, .
In addition to troughing MPs there is the outright scandal of taxpayer-subsidized windfarms: not worth a cup of cold piss and unprofitable without huge government subsidies:
http://www.tfa.net/climatealarmism/
Time for a Stalin-esque purge of those greens and reds who have had us over a barrel for too long.
Global warming my arse.
But when you’re elected, will you do anything about it?
I tried to explain to him, No we don’t do that, and he was telling us the inside story of all the evil things that had been done to our Friend Jack
I said our Friend Jack has risen above all this shit, and We all Love Him To Bits
He said there is not an Evil Bone In His Body
I said We All Know That
And the fact of the Matter he has so Many Medical Problems – He is Lucky To Still Be Alive
And This Guy – Said…
And I Said I Know
But Just Let The Guy Live The Rest Of His Life in Peace
The Last Thing He Wants Is That
Otherwise The Gig Was Completely Phenomenal
No Aggro Needed
Just Love & Peace
If You Know All The Villains They Are Easily Tamed.
Its The First Rule You Need To Know If You Are Opening a New Venue
But Don’t Be Surprised if More Than 10 times More People Turn Up Than You Were Expecting…
I Think it Maybe a Goer
Its Like a Stately Mansion
I had no idea it was so big, or the band would be so LOUD
But I Tested The Outside Environment – and it Passed The Sound Test
I thought Well Unless They Get Motorhead on Next, There is No Way It Will Be Any Louder
I’m Not Sure If this Came Our Right, but some Friends of Ours Put a Band on at a New Venue…
And Everyone and More Turned Up
And It Was FREE
And They Didn’t Have Enough Change
So – Were Rescued By another Friend of Ours
All In All I thought it was a GREAT START with MASSIVE POTENTIAL
And No I haven’t Invested Any Money In It.
Its a Fun Thing
I’m Retired
Tony
Can’t bear to hear his speaking.
I still cant work out which story of the prosecuted is the most dispicable , the loaded invoice, the money shift, the use of daughters middle name , the flat never used or the payments for the non existant mortgage , each one is unique in its contempt . Do we need talented people in goverment and parliament ?? given that the ruin was once touted as the best ever chanchellor we have had , it depends what you mean by talented , I mean the best fraudsters are highly talented .
But havent we seen this old wheeze before of using tax payer money for useless things or wierd new markets that are fanfared in as the solution only to find bent reports supporting it and money ending up in the new gate keepers hands .
I can recall the odd bits of big corruption , but I dont think I have ever seen so many involved in what has become by all accounts, accepted behaviour .
we elect representaives to parliament , to run our country , not make up a pack of lies and deciets that in the end are leading to austerity and enslavement . With this particular version of Labour fraud we have had all the equalities stasi offering up a good smoke screen in certain areas , but even that cannot hide the sheer fraud of running up such a large debt via the cost of a political economy that is there just to oppose .
The ruins bonkers ecnomic theories have breached the enevelope and its socialist model has acted as booster and sent whole thing into space , cold empty space . I doubt anyone will hold him aloft like a returning soviet 60s cosmonaught indeed many are hoping that no labour capsule will return to earth ever , even the one with Blair or mandelson in it , by the looks of it the democrats could soon be following comming down to earth with a tea party.
Oh well might as well sit back and enjoy piers morgan chat to the ruin about his life and thoughts and how he saved the world I mean after 13 years and the biggest peace time debt ,whats few more lies !
CW. The political classes belieive that they operate within a different set of standards. The basic premise is: legal= not getting caught. They have no definition of what is moral. They justify this by saying that ‘it’s politics’ or ‘they acted in good faith’ which is Devine’s defence. That means,in their twisted morality, I thought I could get away with it (so it would be ‘legal’) but you found out. Because Devine judged the thing legal in his terms, he acted in good faith and everything is ok.
In my book lying is lying and theft is theft. Parliamentary privilege was never intended to be used as a defence in a criminal action.
And we allow these thieves to run this country?
Well I’m completely convinced.
The mans an idiot!!!
Another sectarian, thieving Labour nonentity bites the dust. Why do people cocnsistently vote for these profiteers and egotists? Had the misfortune of meeting Devine once. A drunken horrible little man, who’s so paranoid, I almost felt sorry for him.
An MP for Livingston, 30 miles from Glasgow. Yet almost all early day motions were about his beloved Celtic football club. Have a Google into Devine and that other Republican thief, Michael Connarty MP. Both liked to buy furniture from each other for ridiculous amounts of cash.
How do I know?
Let’s just say his constituency branch in Livingston hate the sight of this little bully and liar.
hey
I hope you don’t think we are any part of this mess ….
read all about us here: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23802730-gordon-brown-sarahs-my-hero-she-tackles-every-challenge-with-dignity.do
I have just read it and now feel totally nauseous.
Just read it my god how false can 1 man be won`t talk about DC but will talk about his dead daughter (lets get the old sympathy vote eh) as for his “values” MAKES ME SICK does he honestly think this will sway anyone my god he is rancid to the core all Liebour have is their core dole dossers and all the immigrants they have let in GET EM OUT NOW goin down the pub now for a fight I am so angry
So what’s with Gordo’s head in the main photo (the one with his convenience wife)?
It just looks … wrong. Some weird perspective thing?
I’ve seen 15 year old scroats put up a better and more convincing defense. Don’t give him too much practice though, he might just get it halfway convincing before he tries it on a jury.
I watched this bloke in knots last night on Channel Four News. Aside from thinking how the hell this guy was ever elected an MP it was obvious that the guy,although he admitted issuing false receipts,didn’t get it. He kept saying that thre was loads of cash in the Stationery budget but none in the staffing so he asked an unnamed Labour whip who told him to transfer money from the stationery account to his employee against a receipt for staionery. It’s an open an shut case of “false accounting” although Mr devine seems to think that as he didn’t get one penny of advantage that’s ok
Which Labour Whip advised him ?
Has this been standard operating procedure for Labour Whips to RECOMMEND THEFT to their members ?
Another Labour criminal conspiracy to thieve then ?
Despite repeated questioning from Krishnan Guru-Murthy who was equally incredulous at Mr Devine’s explanantion he was unforthcoming with the name of the individual and as Guru-Murthy said surely you mean the “Fees Office” but apparently not according to Mr Devine who obviously had not heard of the maxim “When you’re in a hole stop digging” and kept asserting that there was “lots of monies in the Stationery Account” and that he had merely switched the monies to the “Staffing Account to pay his staff against receipts for Stationery Expenditure(Well I think that’s what he claimed although he lost me and Guru-Murthy half way through his explanation as his Scots accent became thicker and thicker the more emotional he got)and that he was expecting to be questioned about claims for shelving and electrical work(?) NOT Stationery Claims and that he had reported himself to the police(?) and supplied every receipt for everything he’d claimed to the police and he seemed to think that it wasnae fair that he was being picked on for a wee bit o’ naivety in his accounting procedures(!)for he gained no financial benefit himself.
At the very least the man is a complete imbecile and should never have been elected. God knows how he can scrutinise legislation(oops sorry the majority of Labour backbenchers are “Buggins Turns” and merely Lobby Fodder)and in most cases don’t bother
Don’t forget that Devine will have been on d*ugs and b*oze last night,as they all are up there in Jockland.
Watching that really does do the phrase “car crash interview” justice.
On this admission from Devine, the Parliamentary Standards Comittee have a pro active duty to investigate and identify this Whip and report him to Police for instigating Fraud and False accounting.
Not only is he a greedy pig he is also as thick as pig poo.
His performance on tv was that of a pathetic low life scumbag.
Only a retard would have voted for this fat idiot.
Brothers, the Retardation of the People programme has been a huge success, another glorious legacy of the Lib/Lab/Con fraternity over the last sixty-odd years.
The latest ho-hum, business-as-usual, who cares whether the proles notice or not, humungous rubber band to go twang, this time in the Tax Office:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/moneybox/8500074.stm
“Only a retard would have voted for this fat idiot.”
And your point is?
Good Morning Campers
My wife watched the Chelsea game in 3D the other night,
She said it felt like John Terry was in the room with her.
How dare you!
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.
Police say that he topped himself.
If only you would troll.
In his most intimate interview to date ………. the real reason his handwriting is so bad and how he learnt his sense of duty and economic thrift from his parents.
“economic thrift”?????? what is going on on this blokes head?
“But I am not going to get into personality politics. It is not what I have done in my life.” wanker wanker wanker
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23802730-gordon-brown-sarahs-my-hero-she-tackles-every-challenge-with-dignity.do
Has anyone noticed that when Brown enters a room and sits on a sofa,he is totally incapable of simply sitting down and giving enough space for the other poor unfortunate victim who is accompanying him – so he has to get up and shuffle along.
A small point,but another example that this man can’t even sit down without being a liability.
I am convinced he will not last to 6th May.
His Father was Kept by The Church Congregation, he wanted for nothing .
I thought he came out of it quite well. Looked and sounded pretty good for the Rab C. Nesbitt school of jockery. It would just complete the picture if we knew that among his intimates he was known as Wee Jimmie.
“It is the basic values of an ordinary family business where I learnt my core values.” –
what “family business” is this then Gordon? telling tall stories, handing out the collection plate and then stuffing the cash into you cassock
I am The Lord of the Underpants World.
OK..
But we are straight normal guys here..
So fuck off you pervert…
Speak for yourself ducky.
He is either a clone of, or came out of the same mold as, that other fuckwit Martin.
This is one case when they should have thrown away the mold, and alerted quality control.
Between just you and I – The Jocks and Welsh scum can go stick their heads up a dead dogs bum. Nothing, nothing at all, good has come out of those godforsaken backwaters. They are just a leach on the poor old English taxpayers teat -FUCK ‘em I say!
If that is Devine dry running his defence, he’s in for a long spell in the slammer.
Good. The man is clearly a third rate inarticulate cretin and his constituents, Scotland and politics in general will be well rid of him.
Why do you think we chose him as the fall guy.
Prince Charles’ Saturday morning view.
He wants every house in Britain to have a bird box to save our endangered feathered friends.
We’re having a Magpie box.
We’re having a shag.
Can I watch ?
You have to laugh at the level of intelligence of some of our refusenick M P’s.
They either trot out the standard huff puff, windbag denial of rage at the audacity of being caught with their hands in the till or, cue violins for a heartbreaking tale of suffering and mistaken identity.
Any intelligent crook knows this won’t work, old lags know when to keep
Shtum.
So, 52% have been found guilty, so for closure I fully expect the law to take its course with of course more lenient treatment for those MP’s that paid back the cash they stole from the taxpayer, its only fair (snigger).
All others the full weight of the law!
After all we “are all in it together”
eh George, regards to Caroline Spelman….(more sniggers).
Cameron should have ditched Spellman, she will be his Achillies heel.
If you got a 10 year old hoodie in a police interview suite,accused of murdering a granny,you would get more sense from him than this total cretin.
Most shocking is this git’s inability to speak a sentence longer than “it wasn’t me”.
And we pay him £65,000 to go to Westminster?
Well fuck me,I am going to run against my local MP (Arbuthnot) and have a go cos £65K is more than enough for me to represent my local citizens.
Trouble is,they weigh the Tory vote around here,but you never know.
Yeah, should just issue them all (300+) with an ASBO banning them from coming within 2 miles of the Houses of Parliament and then see if they can get themselves re-elected.
Ha Ha yep, its must be a terrible imposition to be rear ended by the voter when your head is so firmly in the trough!
Speak for yourself ducky
This is why OJ Simpson wasn’t allowed to take the stand at the trial.
New Labour will be bloody cross with themselves for abolishing the ‘right to silence’ that’s for sure.
However, in a way, Devine’s incompetence is to be preferred to the real mendacious bastards who played the system with malice aforethought and a huge amount of calculated dishonesty.
This guy couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery – so as long as he’s taken from his job, I can’t believe there’s a public interest in locking him up. It will only spread the criminality to younger, more impressionable thugs.
My goodness this man is so ugly, even more so than McDoom Brown himself.
It’s in Labours DNA.
And mine.
Aggghhhh…..it must be Saturday morning, a hangover, left over biriani in the fridge and Jim Devines’ pasty physog still splattered all over Fawkes’ blog.
It wis a muddle no a fiddle.
Whit am ah like?
FFS, ye’d think ah’d been pauchling money by the way aw youse are gaun on.
And that is the calibre of half-wit, Labour thought suitable to put forward as a Member of Parliament? No wonder the place is in a mess. No wonder Labour in government is so utterly incompetent!
That’s the sorriest thing about the whole affair, the man’s bordering on the mentally retarded, his best defence if it went to court would be to plea not guilty on the grounds of diminished responsibility, Bedlam boys!
Ah replaced Roabin Cook so ah dud.
You feel sorry for him, out of his depth, out of his millieu, out of his intelligence and wits, and throughly stitched up by one of the whips.
But, despite the questioning, the direction of the questions, the nature of the questions, Devine cannot devine the fact that he has done wrong. Totally out of his wit to comprehend what he has done.
His defence lawyer will use the above in his defence and will also go for the whip who gave the advice. Which will boil down to a yes you did, no I didn’t.
What a shambles, what intellect NuLab inflict on voters, but then all they want are robots and clones who obey orders….remind anyone of another defence in court all those years ago.
How, in the name of all that is holy, did this oxygen wasting mental midget EVER get selected to be an MP, let alone actually con people into voting for him? Is he a puppet who dangles from sort of Scottish political mafiosi string?
He is everything that is wrong with the current crop of Westminster troughers.
WE did it!
Erm, I mean I did it.
Whit aboot me?
Here, here
I just watched this and am completely gob-smacked – inarticulacy doesn’t even begin to describe it – how on earth did he become an MP??? On this interview alone I’d say he qualifies for disability benefits…
He’s obviously going to have a nasty dose of Alzheimers somewhere down the line, if a prison sentence becomes more likely.
Devine served as election agent to Livingston Constituency Labour Party and to the former MP Robin Cook from the 1983 general election until Cook’s death in 2005.
He was the Chairman of the Scottish Labour Party 1994-5.
Prior to his election, Devine worked as Head of Health in the Scottish branch of the public sector union UNISON.
Well yes i can see why he was head of health for Unison he was probably the fittest one out of a bunch of idle bastards
I mean if you look at that LARD BUCKET Rosie Cooper who also worked for the health minister you can clearly see Labours take on healthy
I’m from that neck of the woods (a long long time ago) and believe me there are hundreds just like him. So long as you wear a red rosette and your face fits with the local party you’ll get elected. FFS the last member for West Lothian was the son of the Marquess of Linlithgow and was educated at Eton. It’s just politics.
Ah Yes lest we forget didnt Tam Dayell try to claim around £18,000 from “hard working families” for an antique Book case ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1183017/Tam-Dalyell-tried-claim-18-000-bookcases-just-months-retired.html
………And a big pink Devine just flew past my window !
Take him down ! NEXT
C’est toujours la même ritournelle.
Guido I once complained about your adverts, especially the annoying Sainsbury’s vehicle but I take it all back. The woman in the black bra is simply stunning.
Mmmm she is prettier than Guido too!
Speak for yourself ducky..
Tory Bear v Alistair Campbell
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk?bcpid=43224647001&bclid=43205313001&bctid=65163491001
WHERE ?
Just a ruse to get you to read the whole edition
…..aliens are everywhere – receipts appear out of the blue, money moves by alien forces, stationery can move and become not stationary. Aliens explain these things and induce the weak and moronic to form Governments. Things happen. No one benefits. So its all OK really. Move along now. Nothing to see.
The first point He tried to blame somebody else “It wor tehe Wip wot tol me te de it”
But he did make one very good point: there are people who have paid back tens of thousands of pounds
yes correct there are and why ?
i want to know WHY MP’s who have stolen yes stolen and commited FRAUD are just allowed to pay back their ill gotten gains?If lets say next year any one of them suddenly realised that they had over claimed, would they have come forward and given it back ? i think not
every one of thesegreedy fuckers knew exactly what they were doing down to the last one
so a “Token Gesture is not enough for me
i dont care if it’s Call Me Dave NickClegg or Brown ,or if it’s a bath plug or a duck house,They stole money from “The Public Account” so should have to Account to the Public” So lets stop pissing about around the edges and get to the core of this Disgusting Group of crooks and Fraudsters !
Don’t know if anybody else has mentioned it but they have moved on from the Altzeimers defence to trying to get the concept of Parliamentary Privilege being extended to give immunity for any and every offence committed by our Right Honourable Members.
A law expert on the box last night said
The law of parliamentry privilage is only valid in the HoC for something you do whilst in the HoC
For example
if you said to a fellow MP” You sir are a paedophile”
you cannot be sued for slander
but and i have heared it the happen in the past where the accused mp says “I challenge you sir to repeat those accusations outside this house”(My example not his) unlike other countries we dont have “Diplomatic immunity”so because this law only applies to the HoC to clear it up the DPP needs to test it in a court of law !
which makes me think !
that if the law is clarified in court with these four “Test Cases” and they are convicted then it clears the way to prosecute The Whole Fucking lot of them
Heres hoping !
Quite correct, the concept of Parliamentary Privilage and the Laws which Govern it , were devised so as to allow MP’s to speak their mind without fear or constraint of legal proceedings. It application is in open debate in the chamber, nothing else. If any court holds otherwise on the say so of a forked tounged Lawyer then we are truely fucked.
Very nice man, he sort my vote.
He said it would save me long walk to the voting place.
Very kind.
Did he offer to do the same for your family of 53 all living in the same terraced house?
Yes, indeed.
He was very kind man with very nice Doberman.
He said Labour work very hard for immigrants.
Fortunately, Ahmed, your constituency of Bogbrush and Shithole is a safe Labour seat so your vote didn’t do much damage. Please don’t move to Redditch or anywhere nice like that.
AHMEN for PM
Dry Martini please post some more me and wife laughing our cocks off !
i knew there was something funny about her ?
Labour now know that the anti immigration vote will play a major role in this election, no matter what you don’t hear in our national newspapers and on our televisions. They ran a virtually open borders policy, ‘…to rub the rights noses in it’, forgetting that at some point they were going to have to be re-elected when this became bleedin’ obvious to even the most politically brain dead of the nation. What a load of thick arseholes they are.
Quite hilarious that we the people are to be careful what we say,in case we jeopardize any forthcoming court case.
What can you say?
If you looked in a Scottish dictionary for the word..DEVINE…this moron would be there. Devine justice.
Obviously a possible defence will be that Devine cannot have a fair trial since everyone is talking about what HE said on a Television interview, HE volunteered to go on. Yeah that should do it.
I liked Jim better when he starred in the Phil Silvers show, His portrayal of Doberman a short fat thick little fucker was outstanding, so life like!
A short fat thick little fucker …
Ha ha ha!
Its Jimbo to a tee.
Is this real?
Is that Chris Morris in a mask?
After listening to that I’m sure he’ll get away with it. There must be plenty of others who are breathing a sigh of relief. He’s right when he says that many of them have benefitted personally by tens of thousands of pounds.
And still theiving and troughing goes on and will go on. like OH says they will go on talking, like Charles I, until their heads are parted from their necks.
More worrying than Devine himself must be the fuckwits who elected him. There is a large section of his constituency that needs to be locked up for their own safety.
Language Archie..
Do you mean me?
A lot of them already are, thank fuck.
No previous answer to this.
The enquiries have recovered well over a million BUT the cost of all this has been well over a million. Why aren’t they paying the full cost of this as well?
This rather makes the case for an obligatory Youtube interview of every parliamentary candidate, so that we can see and hear who we are about to vote for. I think we could call it Democracytube.
Starting with Gordon.
Sion Simons spoof videos will be sorely missed – this one was a classic.
How the fuck did this moron get elected? Oh he’s Labour, of course, and he stood for a seat in Scotland where they elect sheep if wearing a red rossette. And to think he’s one of the 646 running this country. No wonder we’re in the brown stuff.
I always thought it was a donkey.
No, it’s muffin the mule.
After having watched his Channel 4 News interview I think that the best course of action for him is to claim his innoncence on the grounds of “diminished responsibility” being seemingly unable to string two words together into a cogent defence” and throw himself on the mercy of the court . You almost felt sorry for the poor f*u*c*k*e*r.
I don’t – I want him and Brown to hang high.
Incoming!
From the Telegraph:
Elliot Morley, David Chaytor and Jim Devine were accused under theft laws of illegally claiming almost £60,000 of taxpayers’ money in expenses. They face up to seven years in prison if convicted of the offences.
They have employed leading constitutional lawyers to argue that their conduct cannot be tried in a criminal court and that only Parliament can discipline them.
Fantastic!
That has made my day.
What an insight into how the Unions and the public sector move money around willy nilly.
No wonder they are always over budget, this man has been brought up in parallel universe and can’t see what is wrong, as the dodgy practices he assumes to be right.
I worked for the NHS for a while and moving money around budgets was very strictly verboten. One instance of this was a computer that needed upgrading at a cost of £25,000, a new one would have been around £15,000. However, because the purchase of a new one would come from the capital expenditure budget which was fully committed, the upgrade went ahead for an extra £10,000 paid for from the repairs and renewals budget.
So, either he’s lying, he’s grassing someone up, or more likely, he’s not fit to plead.
What a total moron. MPs reckon they’re underpaid, yeah…..
PC World have them from around £399.
here’s another interesting snippet, Cressida Dick led the investigation
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/7166878/MPs-expenses-police-inquiry-led-by-Cressida-Dick.html
Can we expect a couple of ‘innocent’ shooting mistakes …… watch this space…
Cressida Dick? That figures…another fuck up by an incompetent careerist who isn’t going to rock the boat.
I’m sure the family of Jean Charles de Menezes are please to see that their relative having his head blown off on his way to work, due to Ms Dick’s incompetence, hasn’t affected her career in any way. Speaks volumes for the kind of country are we now living in. Accountability my arse..
The Met hasn’t had any real cops at or near the top of that organisation for years.
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I’m not falling for this bollocks. The cops and the DP targeted Devine precisely because he is low hanging fruit – thick, inarticulate and not sufficiently well connected to Party bigwigs too cause too much aggro if he gets sent down.
What about the hundreds of other slightly more sophisticated crooks like the Hoon and the Balls’ who are have pocketed thousands in flipping houses, building up property empires and doubling up on expenses?
Every time the excuse ‘it was within the rules’ is trotted out by these thieves, the more compelling is the case for bringing action against the managers of the fees office who permitted these scandals as well. These lackeys were derelict in their professional and public duties and allowed wholesale rifling of the public purse to occur on their watch.
It’s a trial run to establish whether they are all above the law, as they claim this morning.This bunch are no loss, but if don’t go down, the rest of those whose footwork has been much faster are home and dry.
There are only so many jelly babies in a pack, its when they run out things get interesting.
There’s no need for these four to go to court to determine whether MPs are above the law.
They’re not.
Parliamentary privilege applies to the proceedings before the House and related business, not paying for an MPs private porn stash or cover for the reimbursement of false expense claims.
However, the very fact that the police and the NuLab DPP are doing nothing about scores of thieving MPs, other than ‘the fingered four’, indicates that the political classes are indeed anxious to extend the concept of at ‘parliamentary privilege’ to cover for all sorts of financial misconduct.
Corrupt to the core, the lot of them.
Dim as a Toc H lamp.
Did he and Fayt Kah Moran have the same media training?
If you knew you were innocent, and let’s face it the material is quite evident, there’s no missing body; if you knew that with a half competent brief you’d have no trouble getting an acquittal then you’d be happy to face m’lud and let justice do it’s job. Stand, afterwards, in triumph on the steps of the High Court, bathed in your innocence and flip a few profound and insightful thoughts to the press.
BUT….
If you knew you were bang to rights then you’d look for an alternative.
Like, I dunno, Parliamentary Privilege.
Let them wriggle, let the spotlight fall; it’s like a rabbit snare – the harder you wriggle the tighter it gets.
Go on little piggies, I wanna hear yew scream some more d’ya’hear?
SCREAM little piggies. SCREAM!
parliamentary privileges … one law for them and another one for us.
Bastards.
It just made me smile to think that Labour replaced the Articulate and Educated Mr Robin Cook
with a knuckle dragging,cave dwelling neanderthal like mr Devine
are educated people in such short supply in Jockland ?
He made the mistake of thinking they’d go after the bastards fiddling six figure sums before those claiming five figures. What a chump.
are educated people in such short supply in Jockland ?
The answer is yes.
Our best saw the light and left this accursed union yonks ago!
COOK was a c unt of the highest order.
Yes they are all down in England working for Labour. You didnt think we wanted to keep them up here did you?
The amazing thing is how did this dunderhead ever become an MP? William Hill just have lengthened his odds on staying out of jail after this bravura performance!
I wonder, has he been interviewed by the Police yet. If so, was a responsible adult present? If not, given that he clearly has “learning difficulties”, this could be his defence. He will walk.
The scary thing is that you just need to get elected in order to be an MP. There are far worse examples of bad MP’s within Scotland. There is no way that Devine could possibly hold down a job in the private sector that provided a similar salary. In fact his job application would fail at the essential criteria stage every time … assumming he could actually fill in the form in the first place.
If that’s the best he can do then he better get used to rather less soft furnishings than he’s got behind him here.
There are rules about transferring money between budgets – either:
- he was allowed to transfer money – in which case he didn’t need to use the ‘false invoice subterfuge’; or ..
- he wasn’t allowed, in which case he did benefit by getting expenditure paid from the public purse that he shouldn’t have.
So he’s either:
- incompetent (and we therefore don’t want him as an MP), or
- fraudulent (and we therefore don’t want him as an MP)
Well last night on ch 4 news Devine proved that to be a labour mp you dont need a brain.
This guy takes being thick to a new level.
What a stupid thick piece of keech.
I have extreme confidence that by following the yellow brick the Wizard will be able to get him one!
It would be much simpler to deal with them all in a summary manner. and to show we are good Europeans and invite our French friends to assemble one of their guillotines in Parliament Square. However, even they may have to hack away at some of their thick necks. Above the law but under bar!
Man’s a complete fucking custard. Take him out and put him out of his misery.
This idiot perfectly illustrates how the original Guy Fawkes was right.
Thieving Scotch bastard. Let’s launch an all-out thermo-nuclear war against Scotch filth and wipe them out.
Has anybody ever in the history of the universe ever met a Scotch pig bastard who wasn’t a liar and a thief. They are all filth.
Unfortunately all the nukes are with us, so you loose.
Back of the net!
Yeh but your football team are SHITE
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I’d been trying to get a friend to watch Rab C Nesbitt but he said it was too unbelievable to be funny. Step forward Mr Devine. Wasn’t Robin Cook MP before him – whatever you think of Cook’s politics at least he had the decency to resign from the Cabinet because he disagreed with the Iraq war.
Degenerate-Inbred-Venal-Invertebrate-No-Excuse. = DEVINE.
However, it wouldn’t surprise me if the bastard got away with it on grounds of ‘diminished responsibility’.
His barrister has drawn the picture for the defence
no right minded person would have done that off his own back
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first rule: You Have The Right To Remain Silent” !
here`s a thought Gordo and Chilcot dammed if he does dammed if he don`t his gut instinct will be to blame old Tone 100% “I wasn`t told that I didn`t know that I wasn`t aware” you get the picture because his primery instinct is self preservation but here`s the trick the Dark Lord will script his answers to defend TB what will Gordo do this could be his end not by the people but by the Dark Lord as he cannot help himself when in a corner he will say & do ANYTHING to save his own skin cannot wait better viewing than Avatar i`m sure,do you think Sarah bless her will go in 1st to say how great and misunderstood he really is
Anybody seen toenails this week, noticable by his absence, McCavity mark 2 perhaps
Free the Scapegoat Four!
So, that’s how it’s done and explains how Baroness Valerie Amos is allowed to move money from one Company to another:
Titanium Resources Group to its 100% Subsidiary Sierra Rutile Limited.
I mean, her co director Sir Samuel Esson Jonah’s son was caught doing exactly the same, problem was, the American Prosecutors called it Money Laundering, Drug Smuggling, Organised Crime, “Blood Diamond Smuggling”
He’s now serving 20 years in the USA.
Tell Them Nothing Pike !
How on Earth did this rambling, incoherent ‘tard get anywhere near the green benches?
He wore a red rosette and I am sure he will beta these charges
I’ve just realised that the new government adverts
want you to drive 5 miles less per week to save the planet
As my work in the building trade has now all but dried up
and i am now doing 200 miles a week less
i was wondering if any one wants to purchase my spare mileage
for say £1 per mile
postage free of course !
Sorry…listen to the interview…he says “paying for leaflets”..err excuse me the Green Book says you can’t pay for leaflets. When is someone going to get their teeth into the issues that lie behind the other more obvious abuses? How many MPs are using their allowances to pay for what are in effect huge numbers of political leaflets disguised for example as letters blanketed to thousands of constituents. The timings are also interesting with peaks in these letters just before key election periods like by-elections, regional and general elections.
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Just a small question about the £5000 payment to an indicidual …. was tax and National Insurance deducted or were these being fiddled as well ??