This week’s Guy News is just being wrapped up – listen out for the funky new original theme tune.

Since Newsnight have taken off-line last night’s ding-dong between Guido and Tim Yeo, the pink lap-top expensing green profiteer, we’ll bring you the highlights ourselves. Guy News will also be looking at the less than smooth presentation of Tory policies and focusing on the biggest liar in politics this week.

If you don’t subscribe to the Guidogram, you’ll have to wait until next week…