Guidogram Going Out Later
This week’s Guy News is just being wrapped up – listen out for the funky new original theme tune.
Since Newsnight have taken off-line last night’s ding-dong between Guido and Tim Yeo, the pink lap-top expensing green profiteer, we’ll bring you the highlights ourselves. Guy News will also be looking at the less than smooth presentation of Tory policies and focusing on the biggest liar in politics this week.
If you don’t subscribe to the Guidogram, you’ll have to wait until next week…
By now we know what Guido means by “later”. Don’t hold your collective breaths.
lol, but he has had rather a busy couple of days after all.
You can watch the spat on YouTube
Well done Guido !
Excellent exposure of the Yeo. Well done Guido!
I’s forgotten the pink laptop on expenses- not, you understand, for his illegitimate daughter, oh no, that would be quite improper……
The bastards in power are investing in the green hoax tax eating companies, the vote on the `green` tax and control laws that make them rich!
oust any mp investing in green, chances are good that they will sell you out to line their own pockets with `green` TAXES.
Guido, you’re shit. Like being savaged by lettuce.
I need a headline for my article, how about, Tim Yeo must Go! That sounds original.
Grind their faces in their own shite, Big G.
Wickeds!
The pompous reaction of Tim Yeo proved the point – they are all at it. Dave Cameron has a long way to go to clean the Tory party up. He`s too timid and doesn`t believe in anything. Typical reaction of the BBC too. Guido deservedly came out on top – a star performance Guido.
Many pundits now being more outspoken in giving advice to CMD, what ever his strategy, as it unveils every aspect will be pounced on as a reaction to this advice. Has he kept his powder too dry for too long?
Has he got any powder? Does he believe in guns?
A shame the PLP were too cowardly to ask this question of Gordon Brown. That’s ‘shame’ in the strong sense of ‘have they no…?’
I suppose he would have bullied and blustered and lied even if they had.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/
Hard to believe but this is for real.
I think any MP who is considering embarking upon extra-marital affairs, and wishes to avoid the newpaper embarrassment, could simply put this on expenses, there would be no jealous husband, no prurient papparazzi.
The end of tabloid journalism as we know it!
What a desperately sad and sick society we live in.
Is it me or did the sex doll look like Catherine Tate ?
LOL
Computer says No.
do they make robotic hands?
My God the inventor must have met my ex wife and modeled it on her ,I pity the poor bastard,no wonder he made a robot to fuck.
Nailed the bonking scumbag royally. Now let’s see whereBig dave places him!
Well the help don’t look too stoned today, so you may get it before tea-time.
Why have the biased BBC taken it offline Guido? Any word from the gits?
Yes, been trying to dload it since last night without success. Ah well, if it’s on Virgin’s ‘Watch Again’ I should be able to upload a copy…
off-camera Yeo was heard to mutter “incoming Tory government”, “BBC review”, “fucking pull it”
The four have released a joint statement which reads: “We are clearly extremely disappointed that the DPP has decided to instigate proceedings against us – we thought we’d get away with it. Everyone else has.
“We totally refute any charges that we have committed an offence and we will defend our position robustly. We are confident of our position and have been advised by eminent QCs – our freemason friends in the Judiciary and the Police will see us right, we’re sure
“We maintain that this is an issue that should be resolved by the parliamentary commissioner who is there to enforce any breach of the rules – Please don’t call the real Police. I can’t go to Jail, I’m too pretty
“Clearly parliament’s system of expenses is utterly discredited, but we believe there has been a complete inconsistency of approach to different individual cases. – Do it to Julia
F’king politicians (and their lawyers) should be banned from using the word ‘refute’ (as in ‘to totally disprove an argument or allegation’) – just because they say it isn’t so, doesn’t mean their word is ultimate proof.
What they mean is, “I dispute these allegations, because it is politically convenient for me to do so.”
JULIE KIRKBRIDE MUST BE INCLUDED IN THE PROSECUTIOND – HER ANTICS ARE FAR WORSE THAN ANY OF THE FOUR.
Don`t be silly. Dave will protect me and he would never allow it to happen anyway. You low achievers know nothing! And, by the way, my friend Tim Yeo is simply simply marvellous.
@ShoutsAtTVwhenGordo’sOn
F**king hell, hadn’t noticed that; the slimy bastards!!
We are delighted to see the results of the investigation into members allowances concluded and we can now move on to rebuilding the peoples trust in Parliament.
Julie, is this cloak of protection in payment for your silence on the XPD of Mr ‘Tango’ Milligan of Super Gun fame?
Just Asking is very pereceptive. But there are many additions since those days!
I’m glad I got away with it.
Fools.
Obvious. Mustn’t be nasty to the greenies.
Submitting my complaint to the beeb now.
Threatening to withold my license fee…
Aljabeeba statement:
“We have no idea what you are talking about. There never was any interview, we have always been at war with Eastasia.”
I enjoyed the exchange on Newsnight, what larks eh? Now we have the news of charges agin certain MP’s and Lords. By the way there is a new petition at Number 10 Downing Street’s website at E-Petitions, /paytaxnow I wonder how many M.P.’s and members of the House of Lords will sign up for it.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/paytaxnow/
“By now we know what Guido means by “later”.”
And “funny”.
So Guido, have you received a writ yet?
Is that why the BBC took the episode down from their website?
Loved Yeo’s righteous indignation.
“I will never do it again”
Alright, do we give a flying fuck? You’re a crook and we know it.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/half-of-mps-lie-their-way-out-of-repaying-expenses-201002042439/
Good. He can go and not do it again somewhere else.
Knowing it and proving it is my upper position and your lower my pleb friend
The site looks like a porn site with all the lingere adverts today!
They are romantic, buy the missus some bloody frillies.
we don’t buy them because they’re romantic
If you were married to Jacqui Smiff or Hattie Hatemen would you want them feeling randy? I’d rather bugger Mandy.
I think you’ll find that it is Mandy who is going to do his best to bugger you
Whose missus? And what size is the lass?
think Ann Summers go up to 28, but what’s the point of that lol?
Ann Summers up to size 28, conjures up image of Jacqui Smith in crotchless knickers, aahh, pass the mind bleach.
chcken tied up with string
Why would you??!!
Prefer Myla myself, but she’s got to be the right shape
FFS Road Hog you need a trip to Rio.Your imagination is just warped.
You don’t have any adverts with Vanessa Perroncel in them, do you by any chance?
She was only unfaithful once. With the Chelsea first team squad I believe.
what? Anne summers? the title goes:
<title>Ann Summers: Sex Toys | Lingerie | Rampant Rabbit | Adult Shop</title>
When you’re buying those ‘frilly undies’ remember who’s behind this sexy accessories ‘business’ – the Gold Brothers – two East End geriatric gargoyles. The only stripping them wankers are interested in is asset stripping – see BCFC and West Ham. How’s that arrest and inquiry into David Sullivan – the Gold Bros. ‘business’ acquaintance – and the Golds’ employee, Karen Brady, for fraud and theft going fatboy? Kept that quiet haven’t they.
Your point is?
Can’t you read? Dirty old men flogging ‘sexy’ undies? Stomach-turning. Their employee, Karen Brady, arrested, and re-arrested, on suspicion of fraud and tax evasion? Their(Ralph and Dave Golds’) business partner, David Sullivan likewise. What happened to that police inquiry? Were they bought off? The well-known asset-stripping of B’ham City FC – the new Chinese owners accuse them of looting the club’s coffers and have hired forensic accountants to go over the books. You had the chutzpah to tell Wikileaks what to do with getting money through advertising. Well fatboy, your advertiser – Ann Summers – sums you up. A sleazy fraud.
I usually have the more imprtant thing on my mind when buying frillies
I thought the British Gas “Change your old Boiler” ad was an appealing Valentine’s day promotion !
Arf!
Son no. 1 reported to the Tuscana this morning that “I went up to the office and saw daddy looking at naked women on the internet. Is he in love with someone else?”
Thanks for that Guido.
p.s. I reckon that chap at Maquarie Bank was only looking at order-order.
No change there. Is your boy light on his feet, shouldn’t he have been sharing some quality time with his father ogling a bra advert?
You should go for the larger lady as well by inviting in Bravissimo too – all these girls are far too flat chested.
So that’s you sleeping in the barn for the next month, Tony…
he lives in Italy, his house is already a barn
Son no.1 is spending too much time on Paolos knee Tony
Davvero? Sto pensando da sempre che lui si chiama cosi perché guida la macchina dello stesso nome. Sono molto deluso a scoprire solo un immigrato. Beh. Dimme, immigrato, sei capace di rispondermi in italiano?
Certo Chianti, iol mio lavoro e qui, e porto spesso soldi dallo estero alla economia Italiana: sono a Milano settimana prossima per creare opportunita’ per le mei clienti e amici italiani. Inghilterra e pieno di Italiani bravissimi che lavorano, e vice versa – non vedo la problema qui.
Lol at TuscanT.
I’m bloody reading this at work and now everyone thinks I’m a transvestite.
No son,
papa only likes the larger lady when indulging in “self help” browsing
Yep, that’s me..
Can’t beat a good BBW.
You can watch the Guido/Yeo battle at Tory Politico: http://tory-politico.com/2010/02/guido-and-yeo-go-head-to-head/
I watched it on wattsupwiththat last night, or rather on the politico link which was posted there.
Having been called a flat-earther by Brown for questioning anthropogenic global warming, and a flat-earther by Cameron for wishing to leave the EU, I shall take great pleasure in putting my pittance of intelligence to work for UKIP at the forthcoming election. Yeo is my MP.
And I do not deny that the earth revolves around the sun.
Nice one Fawkes.
I loved it when he said your accusation was “absolutely outrageous”
Tim is ‘completely transparent’.
Don’t you know.
Whilst waiting his turn he was looking at Guido as if he were something the cat had brought in from the garden.
Totally transparent – all that type are.
Just how many more fiddles are they up to?
Get rid of the lot of them. Do not vote for any sitting MP’s at the next election they are all parasites.
Bring on the new blood and consign these crooks to the dustbin of history.
It can’t be easy Guido but we are all behind you. Who else will unmask their crimes? None of the TV broadcasters have the courage, they are all too left wing and brain washed.
Naughty naughty Lord Hanningfield, trying to build a school property empire whilst you were head of the Council
Just last year he was up in front of the standards Committee
http://www.southyorks.gov.uk/embedded_object.asp?docid=8613&doclib
yes guido.well done last night…..
keep your cool when you do these interviews………
the blustering by yeo was hilarious………’nothing to hide’?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
just sort out the modding rules please?
London town has gone right down the shitter since you lads went.
Yer, they only murdered their own sort. And anyone else who crossed them as well.
Now you have the animals murdering everyone with no respect or honour.
Yeah, but they was gentlemen. It was a pleasure being beaten up by them.
It was a privilige to be shot in face by them
Now now. You should be Buddhist about it and kill with compassion.
How fucking stupid does Yeo think we are? If there was nothing to gain, why host the event? Do me a fucking favour.
“Since Newsnight have taken off-line last night’s ding-dong between Guido and Tim Yeo”
What!
quido yeo newsnight.mp4
Still there, down load it quick ;o)
What was the Eco City conflict of interest about?
If Newsnight have taken it off air they probably did it to save you further embarrassment.
Nice of Tim’s brother to drop by and give some support to a family member.
correct. All the usual lickspittles here fawning over fatboy Fawker. The twerp libelled Yeo which is why it’s taken down. Fawker is shit on TV. Stick to banking, you fat twat.
It would be slander and not libel, GS.
writing this from ma iphone in pen yea looking 4ward 2 trying da fresh MP beer bums in da shower
xxxx
white flabby cheeks meet my black belt.
*claps*
yeah, give them a special warm wlecome, Dirrell
Fancy upsetting that nice Mr Yeo like that! You know how sensitive he is. It was just as if you’d lit the fuse and didn’t get time to retire — he went up like a roman candle. Did the two of you take it outside afterwards?
I hope Fawkes give him the slip jab and a counter hook.
i bet old Yeo was too desparate to get to a phone and call his lawyers and then change his solied y fronts the snake inthe grass
He’ll calm down and do sweet FA
Allah has saved me
to be stoned
Why does Sharia law suddenly sound appealing?
Try eating with one hand, you troughing cow.
The left one!
Ah, but stealing from the Kaffir aint no crime, more a duty if anything.
more la senza and sexy adverts please
Not Big Tim Yeo of secretary shagging fame from the 90s?
Methinks he doth protest too much
yes it was definitely busted panic mode – an innocent wouldn’t have reacted like that
exactly, the quiet dignity of the honest
exactly so
Isn’t Tim Yeo the chap who has made something of a career out of fathering illegitimate children?
Lol, I was just gonna say that.
He’s had so many kids he put one up for adoption.
Not very ‘green’ or environmentally friendly having such a huge resource sucking family.
Mr Yeo seems to be one of these do as we say not, as we do……… hypocrites.
Wasn’t one of them handicapped and he didn’t want to know?
No that was me
No it wasn’t.it was me
Now here’s a question – what can a hack chum of mine take out to Afghanistan that he can give to the lads and lasses in the FOBs that can lift their spirits?
Suggestions welcome please:
Post 1: Gorden’s and Tony’s heads on a spike!
Post2: A signed apology from the gobmint that tells them that they fooked up, and all the lads will be coming home to a hero’s welcome, straight away, with a bonus equal to the ones paid to civil servants who dont earn it, and a life free from tax for all eternity.
And a 2 week break at a spa that caters for all perversions lube supplied.
If I join up now, can I be included in the party? I did my Cert A in 1956, is that OK?
I thought I did alright actually! so did Cherie, I went home and gave her my own WMD.
Please not. You have produced enuf Catholic retards already.
Lady Macbeth is not that muh of a catholic, remember the contraceptive apparatus
So what is the link between Environmental Investment Network and AFC? You didn’t seem to know last night.
Environmental network puts potential investors in touch with investment opportunities in companies like AFC. The gentleman with the rage issues is involved in said Network to recruit investors for AFC in which he is the top honcho.
So the Network did funnel investors into AFC? So why wouldn’t Guido say so? I’d like to think that when Guido went after his token annual tory that there was some substance to it.
Tim Yeo is also an Exec of Ecocity vehicles.
Has Tim got a vested interest in the Climate change scam?
You fucking bet,thats why he’s always having a pop at skeptics.
Guido should of sparked Tim Yeo out for giving him eyes like that.
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2010/02/blair-to-be-given-major-election-role-brown.html
Desperation
A gamble on Blair’s popularity. They really have no idea.
Good.
Excuse me I have to dash off to The Green Investment Bank before closing time
I bet you do, you creep. Further consultative support behind the scenes for Tom Yeo as well as Julie Kirkbride now, no doubt.
My friend`s name is Tim, actually.
We will all stand together and pull through all this. Do not worry Julie, you will be looked after. Be assured Dave and Tim are your true friends.
With friends like that, your enemies can retire in the confident knowledge that you are well and truly sorted, you evil bitch.
She is not sorted yet. Kirkbride still controls the Bromsgrove tories through her cronies the Dent family, who are batting for Charles Barwell as the Kirkbride replacement, Tory Board member and spitting image of Yeo but with even more pomposity, another friend of Kirkbride, and we were all misled into thinking that Dave Cameron was going to give us more `down to earth` and normal candidates. What a joke!
Well I don’t expect you get a bonk from that nancyboy of yours!
Julie Kirkbride is a friend of Tim Yeo. Look at her business entertaining as well as Yeo. Guido did well to expose this one.
Cameron has lost his senses and lost the election.
Just watched the clip of Guido vs Yeo on YouTube.
You could tell from Yeo’s body language that he was clearly lying. However, I do hope you’re not going to leave it at that, Guido. It would be great if you could come up with the proof that he’s been a naughty boy. As it is, unfortunately, it seems to be just your word against his.
Looking forward to reading all the details of the “smoking gun” on a future blog post here.
Certainly won’t be hearing it on the BBC
Yeo didn’t deny it
The Hoon merely said that it was outrageous to make such a claim.
Many would say that Fawkes is Shreks ugly brother
Just because he claims that to be outrageous doesnt make it untrue
All within the rules, Yeo didn’t directly sollicit funds, merely arranged for 150 people with funds to meet his employers who needed said funds and all in the same room and subsidised by us.
All above board
F*king Hoon
Give your loved one a special treat this St. Valentines Day in the magnificent surroundings of the House of Commons, limited number of tickets still available, sumptuous 7 course meal prepared by top chef’s followed by guided tour of these historic premises, from £200 per person. Apply Yeo-HP Enterprises.
May I just say that due to the implosion of the Labour party Yeo is now the new Hoon
For the next five years should any person wish to refer to the front bottom of a lady without resorting to vulgarity then it is a “YEO”
“He is a massive Yeo”
“She had a Yeo like a clowns pocket”
” Her Yeo was so huge that fucking her was like waving a chip in St Pauls”
Posh fuckers have always used the “how very dare you” defence
This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.
The lady asks “what size” and the guy says “I don’t know” so the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few times and says “you need a box of x-large condoms”.
So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom’s, and the lady says “what size” and the guy says I don’t know.
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few time and says “get a box of medium condoms”
So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.
So he goes to isle 12 and asks “can I have a box of condoms”
The lady asks “what size” and the teenage says “I don’t know”
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .
When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces “Clean up in isle 12″
The Government has announced that Gordon Brown will be their new face in their Campaign against Teenage Pregnancy. With the Slogan.
” Would you want your Baby to look like this?”
Would you want your baby to look like Dave Cameron?
Cameron DOES look like a baby. So does Osborne, and half the teenage Tory front bench.
Q: Why does Theresa May sit next to Cameron & Osborne at Prime Minister’s Questions?
A: To prove Tories can grow facial hair.
(She really can’t grow on like this!)
Its a bad sign.
I hear its worse when high court judges start looking young.
Seen a few in your time, have you?
Where’s the Craption Competition?
See the foot of the column.
“Join the House of Commons and get one of these free! A stylish new chair and stool for your third home.”
Dave already said that we should take in Ugandan Gays.
What next all females from Turkey?
Teenage girl buried alive in Turkey for talking to boys
Typical Dave Cameron – naieve, implausible, and another vote loser. Note his support for Julie Kirkbride and just wait for his support for Tim Yeo.
How many supports does David Cameron possess ?
Three of mine are in the wash and these hernias that David Cameron suffers from are no joke.
Very generous to lend his support to Tim Yeo, I only hope it is a brand new support
We should take in muslim women and ban and leave the men in their countries.
Would be a laugh and payback.
i keeeeeeeeeeel you infidel
that was my idea.
But mainly for the tall ones.
Not just Ugandan gays but all gays… worldwide… fleeing batty boy persecution. It’s not like we don’t already have a probem with straight people claiming to be gay to get asylum but this whey faced wanker from Witney just erected a big, huge motherfucker green light to every economic migrant who wants to try it on.
WELL DONE GUIDO – KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
Does Tim Yeo have any stocks in Toyota lol.
No other train wrecks today Guido…
The Prime Minister has not thugged up another female employee ?
Things seem a bit slow for me…
At least you only made your horse a consul, not a herd of donkeys.
Slightly O/T but Ricky Tomlison -the fat scouser – is going to oppose Luciana Berger for Liverpool Wavertree in the GE!!! http://whogoeshome.co.uk/?p=301
Jim Royle to stand against new labour
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/7165655/Ricky-Tomlinson-to-stand-for-parliament-against-Labour-candidate.html
Ricky Tomlinson is to the left of Dennis Skinner. Very active picketing during the 70′s. In short he’s a hoon and a boorish, unfunny one at that.
Will bring some fun back to politics
Wasn’t he charged with the attempted murder of a strikebreaker during the Miner’s Strike?
Error on my part, it was earlier.
In 1972. He was one of the “Shrewsbury Two” and the charge was “conspiracy to intimidate” – found guilty, he was sentenced to six years imprisonment (served two years).
This being the case isn’t he barred from becoming an MP?
“That is absolutely outrageous” is politician speak for “Oh shit, how am I going to get out of this one?”
I thought I heard a couple of gooduns, correct me if i’m wrong:
“all with in HoC rules” (hahahaha!)
something like “I made sure that no one would have grounds to accuse me” – rather than a simple denial.
I will be hosting an Anne Summers party in The Hoc next thursday at 15 :30
All dildos will be green and run on fuel cell technology, all the PVC outfits are made from reclaimed landfill waste
All are welcome
Tim
(Yeo is this years new Hoon)
Can you mod the word ”twat” so it now says Yeo everytime?
Or TYEO or Tim Yeo whatever lol.
These motherfucking nazi war criminals scum just have no idea do they, while they send our boys out on illegal wars and steal from the public, poor souls like this have to find a way carry on.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1215612/Pictured-Heartbreaking-courage-injured-soldier-pays-respects-bravest-brave-killed-Afghanistan.html
It makes you weep.
If Yeo does not launch any legal action against Guido,then we will only confirm that it is the truth.
Love to see Yeo’s phone bill details for today;
7am; Carter Fuck – 129 minutes
7.33am – Carter Fuck – 221 minutes
and on and on until;
9.16am; “Trusty Sword Company Order Line” – 12 minutes
Ruffled him, but didn’t really land a clean punch G.
Your personal presentation a lot better last night, Guido. Jacket, white shirt (no T-shirt). Just one more big effort – add a tie to the ensemble – and you’ll pass as completely respectable.
(What was that white stuff in your hair? I ask only because I saw on TV recently a film with Ben Stiller, in which a young woman confused hair gel with a bodily fluid. ‘There’s something about Mary’, was it?)
PROSECUTE JULIE KIRKBRIDE!
I’ve got all your IP addresses you Hunts.you’ll be hearing from my brief