Point of Order Order
When Guido reads articles about how powerful and influential this blog is he laughs because it was set up on a whim and primarily for his own amusement. The insight that perhaps makes this blog successful was that political gossip and tittle-tattle is far more compelling than people will admit. Now bearing in mind that the readership of this blog is heavily concentrated in the media, parliament, political parties, the law and the City, which story do you think was most popular yesterday?
The critical analysis of the political paralysis surrounding the fiscal situation? The report back from the Shadow Chancellor’s benchmark launch? The highlighting of the hypocrisy of a senior political journalist?
No of course not. Kirsty Wark’s Prada skirt wardrobe malfunction topped the lot and was easily the most popular story yesterday, followed up by the Telegraph and the Mail this morning. Which is why this is the blog you love and they hate. Happy 55th Birthday Kirsty!
Another day.another PMQ’s
Bugger it
Is he REALLY playing soft with Brown or do they simply NOT want to be elected because they have been tipped off about the toxic debts that await them in The Treasury?
For gods sake,start hitting Brown below the belt and do it NOW!
Call him a liar
Call him a liar
Call him a liar
Call him a liar
Not as hard as other people do
Do it!!!!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1247998/Gordon-Brown-insists-right-let-deficit-balloon-record-levels.html
A reflection on the paucity of fit boids in the mondo politico I suspect. Must be time to get someone to blow the dust off your Totty column again Guido.
Trust me, no one wants Totty to blow my column more than Guido.
you mean your own trumpet of course
If only…
I thinks its a split decision
Pump first up, wakey wakey.
Wark is minging.
Mutton dressed as mutton comes to mind.
A sheep in sheeps’ clothing perhaps?
Can’t afford to be choosey.
Grateful for anything nowadays
If you want to catch a glimpse of a muddle-aged cnut on the BBC, have a look out for me today on Brillo’s Daily Politics Show.
There are limits
Hague does the Picard look much better.
Guido,
I don’t belong to the readers you mention – I am a silver surfer in her 60s but enjoy reading you every morning. However, you do have influence -I gave up reading the telegraph after 30 years because of the article they printed on you .
Touched by that. It is a privilege to have you here.
Link, please.
http://www.google.com
It’s a bit cold today, and unlike the Newsnight studio I’m typing with my lappy on my knees to keep me warm, as I listen to Brown’s Berks and Chumps slide out the news that Ofgem finally fesses up to what I’ve known for years – that next year, or maybe the year after, I will be able to read Guido and keep my thighs warm only at the government’s discretion – assuming I have still the wherewithall to pay the escalating bills. I have always maintained ‘smart’ meters were for exactly this purpose. Big Brother giveth, and Big Brother taketh away.
Some people may be relieved that the Comrade Chief Engineer Pachauri of the IPCC is now fully exposed as the fakir he is, but the fact remains that I would not get much warmth burning him on a funeral pyre – the eugenicist filth in the UK has successfully coordinated the decimation of energy security at exactly the same time as the start of a protracted phase of global cooling – to eliminate those who evade the net of involuntary euthanasia.
Where is the Hercules to lop the heads off the Hydra?
me too. im in my 50s and come here to read things before anything else at least we get the truth thanks guido
Lang may her plum reek.
Arf, arf|!
Wayne Bridge sent a model of his penis to his girlfriend made out of
Cadbury’s chocolate.
Turns out she prefers Terry’s.
My 1st.hearty laugh of the day. Thanks.
Not me, I was slightly disturbed by the thought of a tangy-orangy penis.
You called? I’m sure I heard someone mention my name, for I am the original tangy orange penis.
Man goes to his doctor with an embarassing and worrying complaint – “It’s my willy, doctor, it’s turned bright orange”. Inspection proves this indeed to be the case, and the doctor, baffled, asks the routine lifestyle questions. “What job do you do? “‘I’m long-term unemployed, no jobs going round here etc.” So how do you spend your days?’ ” Well, I mostly sit on the sofa, watching porn and eating Cheezy Wotsits.” Case solved.
Lol.
I knew you were more than just a brilliant footie player.
Sion Simon steps down after repaying £20K in overclaimed expenses, he wamts to run for mayor of Birmingham, but why is it that after all this abuse of expenses that he and many others aren’t debarred from holding any public office?
He will probably already have lined up a lucrative sinecure in some obscure quango. The thieves know that the moment the put themselves up for election anywhere, their past behaviour will come back to bite them all in the arse. Even the most brain dead, sink estate moron realises by now, the existing political class, are only interested in their own wellbeing.
But will there be postal votes in said election? If yes, he’s probably filling them all in right now.
Well there you have it Guido..
More totty pls
I can read the Mail if I want rabid bigotry. I can read the Mirror if I want to laugh at the drivel spouted by slavish Labour trolls. I can read the Sun if I want a bit of crumpet to go with my brekkie. I can read the WSJ if I want insightful economic opinion.
But here I can get all of those, and it isn’t a day old.
Long may ye continue, Guido. And Harpy Biffday to Ms Wark as well.
You must be old school, if you can read. You must also be pretty old, if that’s what you like boasting about.
So Lord Fondlebum now says “He’s not happy that Kraft can’t guarantee Cadbury’s jobs”
Funny that as only the other week the BBC kept running a Brown sound bite saying that he’d “protect those british jobs” when everyone knew he was a liar and couldn’t stop Kraft (as they will do) closing the UK operation down over a period of time.
The BBC we lie you pay.
Here in Poland we have plenty of faktories left by the Kommies and we ready to Craft move your Kadbury jobs. Thank you wery much.
But there is nobody left in Poland.
They are all here!
Well im happy to know that my ill-informed rants, usually off topic, at least get posted on this most popular blog.
My ventings usually dont get past the BBC HYS moderation…
Keep up the good work!
Can we now look forward to a wardrobe malfunction from Emily?
Which Emily? Maitlis has already had one.
“…Last year, the Cambridge graduate and mother of two – who speaks five languages including Mandarin – suffered a wardrobe malfunction while attending the Royal Television Society awards.
She was photographed spilling out of a designer dress after stooping to pick up her handbag. The black-and-white satin creation barely concealed her ample charms….”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-476878/Newscaster-Emily-Maitlis-offends-BBC-viewers-flash-leg.html
No, she is wearing a burqa.
Just think of the offence that could be caused by a parade of totty in burqa headscarves…and bra/stockings/suspenders combo.
Bet you the “impartial” rozzers wouldn’t let it go ahead, and even if they did, it wouldn’t get the airtime that the fake Wooton Basset march did.
That would be a niqab headscarf. For all we know, under an all-encompassing Burqa they’re only wearing bras and stockings and little teeny-weeny knickers..
That’s what I like to imagine, anyway.
Having worked in Iran I can confirm that this is true. Tehran has racy lingerie shops, and if you invite a girl to a private party, the black lump heads straight for the loo with a bag, and emerges like a butterfly in sequined mini, plunge neckline etc. Wonderful.
A bit like this lot…?
http://images.google.co.uk/images?gbv=2&hl=en&ei=HmBpS4G4OsuNjAfs5tWxCQ&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=sexy+burqa&spell=1&start=0
I note the AGW scam has hit a new low. Claims on the BBC last night that if they include the data they seem to have missed out, Global Warming is actually getting worse.
Who are these fucking jokers?
They’re just poor scientists. Science has a long and not distinguished history of them. Basic mistake of manipulating data to fit a favoured theory; understandable when you get paid by the government for promoting that theory.
Most of them are not scientists. Not only that but THE UNIVERSITY OF EAST ANGLIA!! I mean what a fucking shit hole. Could you imagine Isaac Newton having gone to a festering left wing shit hole like that?
Most so called climate change experts are nothing of the sort they are either failed politicians, journalists or leftists.
Roger Harrabin on the BBC for example (their Environment Analyst) has a degree in… English, very useful for understand the science of climate change. Oh then there’s fat boy Al Bore.
Yes – the UEA is hardly the font of all knowledge.
Don’t forget it has a repurtation for Creative Writing classes.
That’s no way to talk about the Other Place.
when you’ve got them by the grant, their hearts and minds will surely follow
On Channel 4 News last night, the CRU apologists were in full flow – see no evil, hear no evil (about the IPCC at any rate), do no evil (to the UEA fronted, socialist green cause).
The science is not settled. What is settled is that the IPCC will continue interpreting less-than-robust data in a way that supports the communist inspired green movement.
The more Social Standing you have the more you like Legs v Tits.
Congrats to your readership.
So what you’re saying Guido is, New Labour have not got rid of all the straight guys from the UK…… yet!
I only read Guido for the articles
I want to be respected as a journalist
I only read this blog for the bridge column.
Oh, and the tits.
My cat has just crossed the room to sit by a newspaper with a photo of Gordon Brown. Does this mean that the Labour Party is about to die? She’s never been wrong so far.
We can hope. 91 days.
Satan Cat should get on a plane to Downing Street.
I do not like pussy.
Maybe Kirsty is going for the Iris Robinson look to get herself a little action.
where else would you find out if hazel’s minge is as ginger as her thatch
or harmen’s hymen is hyphenated
or that gordon is
‘apparently auditioning for the Bird’s eye fish fingers ad role..’a finger of fudge is just enough to shove up gordon’s chuff’..sorry wrong ad meant…. ‘c’mon me hearties try some of sarah’s fishy fingers’
This blog is excellent i love reading it.
In responce to the picture It would have been much nicer to see her in lace top stockings
;););)
Crick’s glasses were steaming up