February 3rd, 2010

CCHQ Try to Put the Frighteners on Leakers

CCHQ get immensely annoyed when stories leaked from Millbank appear on this blog. Before Christmas George Osborne told a staff briefing that they may enjoy “ten minutes of fame” but leaks (and he named Guido in particular) could blow the whole election campaign.  Guido took that as a compliment.

The minor revelation on this blog that ballot papers will not have “David Cameron’s Conservatives” on them, a much mooted and trialled idea, has resulted in chief whip Patrick McLoughlin wading in.  At the Ashcroft / Cameron Tory PPC get-together this weekend the Chief Whip took the stage. He displayed the story on an overhead projector during a talk about loyalty. They’ll have to try harder than that to silence Guido, several PPCs got in touch to laugh about it…

Guido always protects his sources. The proof: when Downing Street threatened a security investigation, they got nothing.  Injunctions get filed in the bin, Court Orders get flouted, mole hunts end up in a hole.  To quote Rick Astley, Guido is never gonna give you up.

You make this blog happen. Sources are always anonymous (unless you want credit). If you know “the line” is a lie, ask yourself why you got into politics; was it to cover up the truth, or tell it? You may even get a conspiracy member T-shirt for your troubles…

Guido relies on you for information.
Voicemail : 0709 284 0531
Fax : 0709 201 2337
Email : guido.fawkes@Order-Order.com


  1. 1
    Plumber's mate says:

    Harman leaks all the time.


    • 4
      Harridan Harpoison says:

      Drips will always leak


      • 22
        tap dancer says:

        As drip is a leak FFS.


        • 33
          Conservative Party now to be renamed Wavy Davy's Green Perky Politico People says:

          There’s a reason they are dropping both the name and perhaps even the giant face posters. The private polling afterwards. They bombed


          • Mr Ned says:

            Well telling the whole nation that we cannot go on like this with a BIG FUCK OFF IMAGE of Cameron’s airbrushed mugshot next to the tagline is completely amateurish fuckmuppetry of the highest order. The ONLY possible outcome from that poster was a reduction in the saleability of Cameron and the tories. It was OBVIOUS!

            I cannot believe that the Ad agency involved could have agreed to that poster going up unless they hate the tories too.

            I mean it is advertising 101 stuff. The basics. Do NOT associate your image with a negative message.

            Even if people liked Cameron to begin with, repeatedly seeing his face alongside the message “We cannot go on like this” will, slowly sink into the sub-conscious and turn millions of people off Cameron. It is how the human mind works. It is not magic, or a trick. It is just how we are wired.

            The tories are trying to LOSE the election. They are scared shitless of coming in after this labour created fucktastrophe.

            Or is someone claiming that they are actually trying to win? Because IF they are, they could not be doing a more fucked up, amateurish and stupid job of it.

            If this is how they try to run a winning election campaign, they should NEVER be allowed anywhere near running the country.

            We need to get rid of labour AND the tories!


          • Engineer says:

            We have no option but to choose from what’s available, short of starting our own political party, which quite a few have been doing recently. (I was going to start the Apathy Party, but frankly I couldn’t be bothered.)

            So –

            Vote Labour = more debt, leading to collapsed economy.
            Vote Tory = we’re not really sure.
            Vote Lib Dem = even more lefty codswallop.
            Vote UKIP = out of EU (fair enough), then what?
            Vote Green = even more lefty codswallop.
            Vote Independent = fair enough, but no chance of exerting authority.

            Never make a decision until until you have to. The parties have several weeks to get a convincing manifesto out and convince the voters. So far, they aren’t making a very good job of it. Let’s hope that changes, or we do have a quandary.


          • The Conservatives ought to get over the notion that Libertarian writers such as Guido are “automatically on-message”.

            Should the Tories win – and it is by no means certain – since the GramscoFabiaNazis know how to rig elections for that is their job, libertarians will oppose fascist Tory policies, repression of liberty, and cock-ups by departments, just as forcefully as they do to the impossibly wicked and deliberately evil Labour fascists.

            There are no conditions under which a Cameron government will be able to behave sufficiently differently from a Labour one, as regards increasing individual liberty, lowering taxation to a level we might all reasonably pay, and the execution of monetarist/free market policies.

            To say nothing of the EU, Lisbon ID cards, DNA databases, and statofascist scams like those.


          • Thats MISTER pleb to you says:

            ‘Labour Party’ morphed into ‘New Labour’ = national disaster,
            ‘Conservative Party’ morph into ‘David Cameron’s Conservatives’ = ….


        • 213
          Pedant says:

          No, a drip is evidence of a leak.


    • 14

      Love the Rick Roll vid link!


    • 147
      The Dirty Rat says:

      Does your mother keep dripping?


  2. 2
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    I bet Dr. David Kelly wishes this blog had been going before we ‘spoke’ to him about leaks.


    • 34
      HandsomeDavid says:

      The death of Dr David Kelly was a defining moment for many people in the UK. There has still not been an inquest into his death.

      This happened on Tony Blairs watch and I do not believe that he died in the circumstances described at the time.

      I believe that he was murdered.


    • 37
      Mitch says:

      Don’t think he would’ve been a regular, tbh.


      • 42
        DelBoy says:

        What is Clare Short’s take on Kelly’s death I wonder.


        • 76
          Cato Street Conspirator says:

          Kelley’s death really was a defining moment, bringing libertarian right and left together in a common understanding that we’re living in something close to a Nazi state (according to the left) and a Stalinist state (according to the right).


  3. 3

    “Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”

    Benjamin Franklin


  4. 5
    Peter Grimes says:

    Well we know that most of ZaNuLieBor’s stormtroopers got into politics not even to cover up the truth but to blatantly foster lies!


  5. 7
    catflap says:

    “Blow the whole election Campaign”. Cameron and Osbourn are doing a good enough job already,thank you very much.


    • 27
      Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

      You beat me to it.


    • 128
      City of Vice says:

      So true, except Cameron is making a poorer fist of it than Osborne.

      The problem with Cameron is not he’s stupid – he clearly isn’t . Rather, he just doesn’t get it. Dave needs to wake up and start living in the real world. He has surrounded himself with vacuous PR men and professional policy wonk types at CCHQ many of whom have never done a proper job in their life. The ‘David Cameron’s conservatives’ poster fiasco is perhaps the low point in this series of incompetences.

      Most of us hate Labour and Brown with a passion that Cameron simply cannot imagine, and I speak as one who has never been a member of any political party. Labour has wrecked the country and it’s finances and we demand vengeance – red meat policies not watered down focus group shit. We don’t want green climate change bollocks or policy shifts designed to assuage ‘progressive’ metropolitan trendies.

      Put simply. we’ve had enough of Brown and Labour’s overblown, authoritarian, incompetent and corrupt quangocracy and demand that the Tories make clear that they will taken an axe to it without mercy – cut, cut, and cut again. Terminate with extreme prejudice, no sacred cows. We certainly don’t want simply to swap Labour jobsworths and PR politicos for Tory ones.

      Every time Cameron misses an open goal at question time, or backtracks on the severity of the cuts that are needed we groan in despair, as this is akin to giving succour to the Nulab enemy. You don’t take a knife to a gunfight and the Labour establishment will continue to lie, cheat and fight dirty as they have little else to offer. Cameron needs to up his game. The Tories need to remove the fat trougher Pickles from public view (in any event keep him off the telly). Dump the PR bullshitters and get stuck in.


      • 194
        Frodo Mandelson and the Ring of Power says:

        “So true, except Cameron is making a poorer fist of it than Osborne.”

        Did someone say fist?


  6. 8
    The PM shouldn't be disturbed but this cunt is says:

    Fawkes is of course as a fiddlin midget once said, ‘a political nihilist’

    But aiding the establishment to defeat the Conservatives seems a trifle juvenile and self serving.


    • 13
      Jus' Sayin' says:

      The Conservatives ARE the fucking establishment. The establishment only let Labour in to wage wars so they could then blame it all on the Labour movement to disecredit it.
      And it worked.
      Very clever indeed.


    • 116
      Stephen Pound, utter cunt says:

      I agree, Guido is aiding the Trotskyists, the Socialists, the closet Communists, the Scotchists, the BBC propagandists, the Zionists, the IRA terrorists, the National Socialists, the Hitlerists, the Gayists, the Buddhists, & the public sector apologists by leaking Tory secrets.

      He must be silenced


  7. 9
    Has Guido EVER given anyone a free T-shirt? says:

    You may even get a T-shirt for your troubles?
    Yeah, right, pull the other one.


  8. 10
    Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

    Guido, I see you’ve got ‘Gordon Is A Moron’ T-shirts on offer there.

    Please do NOT respond to any orders from my Cabinet colleagues.


  9. 11
    oldrightie says:

    Since we are heading towards third world status why not expedite the journey by keeping Labour in power?


  10. 12
    concrete pump says:

    The difference between the titles ‘Conservatives’, and ‘David Camerons Conservatives’, is vast.

    Coming up to an general election, having Camerons name, as well as that stupid fucking tree on ballot papers isn’t going to help the Tories at all.


  11. 21
    BillyBob ... reduce crime, prison numbers and the benefits black hole? Stop immigration !! says:

    Richard Madeley on Politics Show defending his bestest pal Tony Bliar ……. did not realise he was/is such a serious journalist !!


  12. 25
    AndyinBrum says:

    Although turning up to CCHQ or Downing st wearing that Tshirt might give rise to some suspicions


  13. 30
    Moley says:

    When I ran my own business my rule was to run it in such a way that if everything I did was made public, there would be no embarrassment.

    Politicians would be well advised to stick to the same principle.

    By the way; have the Labour Party become completely silent, or are their magisterial pronouncements now being completely ignored by the media?


  14. 34
    Craigoh says:

    Geez, if it goes on like this Gordon McF*ck-up is gonna be PM for another five years… With Balls, And Hattie Harridan, and Mandy and the Millipedes totally screwing us for decades and decades to come. More and more big brother BS and more nannying and snooping and taxes and general misery.

    Well, that may be okay for you nihilists on here, or those of you whose parents could afford Eton fees, but at the risk of sounding humungously unforgivably pompous, some of us have our children’s futures to think about.

    Cameron may be a bit of a moonfaced git and Osborne a prize numpty… But – and I never thought I’d say this – we need a Tory govt like never before, and we need it right now. Besides, Hague’s sound and so’s Clarke and David Davies (up to a point), they’ll see Blighty through, surely?


    • 43
      Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

      No matter who wins the election, the next government’s going to last about 5 minutes, as Brown’s debt catastrophe crushes them like bugs, so I wouldn’t worry about it.


    • 58
      Mr Ned says:

      “More and more big brother BS and more nannying and snooping and taxes and general misery.”

      That is going to be forced upon us by the EU, so whoever wins (unless the massively unlikely UKIP or less likely still, B&P) will implement a Marxist/fascist dictatorship via implementing EU diktat.


      • 64
        Craigoh says:

        Yes, you may well be right.

        My only consolaton is that as an expat Kiwi here, I can always leave and go back to my parochial colonial backwater.

        Trouble is my British missus won’t budge, and I don’t really fancy kidnapping my son…


        • 121
          South of the M4 says:

          I bet your son will soon beg you to take him out of the UK. Your ‘ parochial colonial backwater ‘ will be very attractive when he concludes that he does not wish to spend his only life taxed to the hilt and living in a communist state.
          I would pack your bags now. Unlike many, you have an escape route. (My kids have already made that connection).


        • 134
          cant hunter says:

          I’m sorry, but your missus must be really clueless.


  15. 39
    Steve Expat says:

    Guido, are we getting PMQs today?


  16. 45
    jgm2 says:

    If they’re worried about renegade party members making arses of themselves then they should get that salad-dodger Pickles off the airwaves. Caught him mumbling his way through some defence of FPTP last night with (I think) Hain.

    Fuck me – all he has to do is ignore all questions and question the timing of the Maximum Imbecile’s sudden conversion to PR. In fact don’t question it – just state it as a matter of fact that it is the Maximum Imbecile’s effort to prevent anybody from cleaning up his economic clusterfuck.

    These idiot Tories are getting drawn into defending their own positions when they should be simply attacking the Imbeciles record and everything he says and does.


    • 135
      City of Vice says:

      Agree. The fat trougher pickles is a liability. For goodness sake keep him off the telly! He’s like Prescott without the comedy value.


      • 227
        Thats MISTER pleb to you says:

        I recently saw Pickles being chewed-up by Paxman (I think), and it was REALLY pathetic! Lock him in the cellar until after the election, FFS!


  17. 47
    Ghost of Syd says:

    First rule of politics: Don’t put anything on paper (or email) that you wouldn’t want to see on the front pages (or on Guido).

    CCHQ amateurs.


  18. 51
    Engineer says:

    What’s the difference between an off-the-record briefing and a leak? Is the one an official rumour and the other an unofficial rumour?


  19. 53
    Sir William Waad says:

    I still think ‘David Cameron’s Conservatives’ sounds like a rock band where the lead singer has become too big for his boots, but I suppose it sets a challenge to Labour to style themselves ‘Incompetent Psychotic Git’s Labour Party’ after the Great Schlemiel.


  20. 60
    Thinking of having a STAB at politics says:

    What did they do ?
    sent everyone a picture of Eric Pickles in a posing pouch ?


  21. 62
    jdennis_99 says:

    Ha ha! I’m sure that the politicos are most upset by Guido’s antics – it exposes them for what they are and takes away a little bit of their control.

    Carry on introducing a little anarchy. It’s good for the soul.


  22. 66
    Midget says:

    PMQs was dreadful. Brown did not handle Cameron very well.


    • 72
      Moatley says:

      he had an open goal and he didn’t fall over
      bit of an improvement for Dave

      the electoral system grab is so laughably opportunistic and obvious though that Ian Duncan Smith could have scored with that one

      Labour bnackbench MPs like first past the post
      lots of unhappy faces when Brown tried to sell AV


      • 140
        cant hunter says:

        Did my eyes deceive me, or was John Redwood sitting on the opposition front bench( following PMQs) for the Defence debate.


        • 228
          Thats MISTER pleb to you says:

          New Labour and David Cameron’s Conservatives are so similar that I suppose you have to forgive them for getting confused.


  23. 67
    Aski1 says:

    Why is Alan Partridge on The Daily Politics thinly disguised as someone called ‘Richard Madely’ ?


  24. 68

    I have a leak: A certain member of the Cabinet was recently admitted to hospital with a large


  25. 70
    Steve Expat says:

    Thank God the Dave has grown a pair for PMQs, Brown looked like he was going to have a heart attack at one point!

    Guido, any update on the very first question, Brown saying he had never heard of the accusation of the £50k private slush fund? Was that a lie to Parliament?


  26. 73
    Laughing dwarf says:

    Nokia throwing, should it be recognised as an olympic sport?


  27. 74

    Sorry. Somebody, probably Juicy HQ, just tried to hack my computer and stop me revealing that a member of the Cabinet was admitted to hospital with a large object normally associated with sporting activities shoved very deeply up his


  28. 83
    Steve Expat says:

    Quote of the day from the Shadow Defence Sec Liam Fox responding to Ainsworth:

    “The Government’s debt of £799billion, is equivalent to borrowing of £1,100,000 a day SINCE THE BIRTH OF CHRIST!”



  29. 84
    Damian McBride says:

    If there is a shed load of money going for a being a conspirator, count me in.

    Give me a job.


  30. 87
    Nick Robinson says:

    Another confident display from Gordon Brown at PMQ’s today. I’d say he just edged it.


  31. 92
    David Cameron says:

    I rely on Guido for my information


    • 105
      GF says:

      Have a T shirt on me.


    • 174
      anon,anon,anon.... says:

      Whenever Gordon starts spouting tractor stats the Tories should murmur ” Tractors Tractors Tractors” The public will then want to know what’s being said and why.


      • 229
        Thats MISTER pleb to you says:

        Oh yes! I really like that one, maby we could start it nationwide, and whenever anybody heard Gordo spouting his stats, on the news etc, everyone muttered “tractors, Tractors,” the advisors might stop him using this crappy tactic. Then all he could do is throw Nocias….


  32. 93
    Jimmy says:

    “You make this blog happen.”

    I demand a retraction. Failing which you will be hearing from my imaginary lawyers.


  33. 96
    At last Cameron scores against the beached whale that is Brown. says:

    Several observations;

    1.) Bercow is getting fat – the wife is obviously on top and not letting him exercise those little legs and stomach muscles.

    2.)Brown is getting fat – shirt buttons straining and a gut showing right across his grotty belly – obviously his wife is so busy in Canterbury that he can’t get any exercise,apart from the sport of beating up women in his office.

    3.)Cameron and the party as a whole (the other Tory MP’s raising questions) did exactly what they should be doing EVERY week – making Brown drown in his own phlegm.


    • 107
      J.Presclott ( five bellies, two Jags & two inches ) says:

      I think Gordon’s caught bulimia off me.


    • 138
      Joey Joe Joe says:

      Bercow’s wife is hot totty. Wish I’d known her back in her more frisky days when she shagged like a rabbit on heat.


      • 170
        she mentioned size of organ, I admitted I'd never played a cathedral before says:

        Sally Ally has teeth like a row of shit house doors


  34. 110
    free puppies if you vote labour says:

    Anybody heard anything from Atlas Shrugged recently? I fear the dark forces that the queen talked about have got him.


  35. 119
    Moley says:

    The Maximum Imbecile was criticising DC for being in favour of hereditary peers during PMQs. I don’t know whether he is or not, but;

    How many heditary peers have been guilty of expenses irregularities?

    How many politcal appointees have been guilty of expenses irregularities, and who appointed them?

    Would it be true to say that hereditary peers have been an island of probity in a sea of dishonesty?


    • 193
      Infanta of Castile says:

      Unfortunately, the PMQ format depends on a competent, unbiased speaker to prevent it becoming an opportunity for the PM to start spouting anything about the opposition which comes into his head as there is no right of reply for the questioner. Suitable responses to Brown’s drivel about hereditaries would have included reference to the vast number of cronies and donors handed peerages since 97 and the imposition of unelected ministers e.g. the Lord High Everything, Baroness Scotland, Baroness Kinnock as well as attempts to create familial right to membership of the commons via the allocation of safe Labour seats to selected dynasties – although that went slightly wrong in Crewe.


  36. 125
    Gordon Brown's Press Officer says:

    Gordon Brown has denied troops were sent to Iraq and Afghanistan without the equipment they needed.
    He said, “Two containers of sticks with shit on the end should be more than ample to beat up a bunch of sand monkeys.”


  37. 126
    Vote Vote Vote for Jacqui. says:

    Why is SixBellies wearing her hair in the Pudsey Bear style?
    One of her eyes is covered by this over extended fringe. Could
    have her nice Porno watching(On Her Expenses)Husband have
    given her a dig? I do hope so.


    • 136
      Joey Joe Joe says:

      Can you blame the poor sod for knocking one out to a porno flick? Imagine climbing into bed with that moose. The last time they shagged was probably when Cannon & Ball were still on TV.


  38. 131
    Joey Joe Joe says:

    Clumsy as the Cons are from time to time, I’d rather have them in power than the right bunch of c/nts we have right now. Brown was spectacularly shit even by his own standards at PMQs today. He lied and obfuscated on every question. Cameron was sharp, Brown looked like a special needs boy struggling to cope.


  39. 145
    Joey Joe Joe says:

    Gordo will go down as the most worthless, incompetent PM in history. And he’ll only be remembered, if at all, for one thing:


    • 165
      South of the M4 says:

      I can assure you there are several things that I will remember the lying, cheating,
      deceitful *astard for. But your point will indeed be the most memorable – given that the twat does not explode on election night.


  40. 146
    Tony B Liar says:

    What is important is, is what is important is.


  41. 149
    George Osborne says:

    I was having sex the other day and then i heard the three worst words ever!

    Honey I’m Home!


  42. 154
    Gordon Brown's Press Officer says:

    Attention Guido Fawkes

    Strictly Private & Confidential

    The Treasury is expecting to take much less from the new 50% rate of income tax than it first estimated, according to Treasury minister Lord Myners.

    Speaking in the House of Lords yesterday the financial services secretary said the rate would still be beneficial in terms revenues, but suggested the full extent to which tax payers would avoid the new rate had not been correctly gauged in advance.


    • 158
      jgm2 says:

      Including, in my wife’s case, simply quitting work all together.

      Fuck you very much and goodnight.


    • 167
      Lord Mine - All Mina's says:

      It’s all M I N E – M I NE I TELL ‘eee

      the dosh

      the entite . . . enterl . . gongs

      and stuff

      i only wish oi had ‘of’ taken more when i could.


  43. 157
    Michael Ashcroft says:

    I know a thing or two about this 50% tax rate,damn nuisance it is too.

    I use a number ofstrategies to avoid the tax. One involves leaving income within a company to be drawn down later. Others include receiving pay rises to compensate for the increased rate, moving overseas of chanelling money through charitable donations


  44. 159
    Jenson Buttons posing pouch says:

    I wish the gulping monocular fuck bucket would fuck off to Valencia and wish Ferrari all the best for the upcoming season.


  45. 160
    The Director of Politically Correct ‘n Convenient Troof at AlJaBeeba, - the Brhoon ‘n Bollocks C***s says:

    (following colloquial fashion – or it may Gordy)

    Our Glorious and Beloved Leader – He am de Main Man – and Him am ova da Camerhoon geeza




  46. 166
    TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

    Lest we forget:


    Hopefully a greedy thieving trougher will be exposed each week until Mays Doomsday, keeping the public well aware of exactly the kind of scum that is asking for their vote.


    • 204
      Sir William Waad says:

      Even I would notice seven thousand pounds going into my bank account, especially as it would be far too small for a Single Payment Scheme subsidy.


  47. 172
    caesars wife says:

    a few ups and downs along the road Guido , to making numero uno political blog happen , but appreciate/respect your stance .

    Nice to see Dave back on form with some interesting mixes , fell out of chair when Jeremy Hunt showed redacted tax payer funded report to liam bryne , that osborne had fielded in topical questions yesterday . Some conservative backbench questions were damaging also .


    • 177
      96 year old miffed says:

      you’re on early today……. have you double parked the dustcart ?


      • 183
        TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

        Yeah that made me laugh … I thought things were about to get more exciting than a trip to Tesco with Richard Madeley. Nice to see such a heavyweight political figure available to replace toenails, and especially nice to see him without his granny for once.


      • 222
        caesars wife says:

        I keep getting ticketed for bin emptying , usually with a large fine being mooted


  48. 176
    Turdogram says:

    You have to laugh at Brown’s PMQ performances…clinging desperately to the wreckage of his record..never answers a question..doing the job… fish fingers for tea again tonight… oh yawn f’ing yawn save us from this creepy bloater.


  49. 179
    Cheese Lover says:

    Interesting comment here. Reference blogging during the election campaign:



  50. 180
    Lisbon says:

    Why does Theresa May keep wearing that stupid grey top ?

    She looks like the shrewish pissed off wife of one of those Sontaran alien chappies from Dr Who


  51. 182
    Carlos says:

    A quick note for Old Holborn, and anyone else who was concerned about my dining arrangments…..

    Sorry to have missed the PMQs shindig, but I was rather busy all morning. Lunch was a very pleasant slice of chorizo tortilla from my favourite Spanish deli. Top nommage.


  52. 185
    SpAdHain David Taylor says:

    Trust me.

    I am a Total Leek.


  53. 189
    angelnstar says:


    Tony Blair gets Best Actor nom. for his part in the gripping sleazy thriller “The Chilcot Inquiry”. “The role was considered to be unplayable, but he made it work.” said De Niro admiringly. Read about the scripts Hollywood agents are rushing to put before the British actor. http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/02/02/oscar-nominations/


    • 210
      T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

      Chilcott Inquiry ? Chilcott Inquiry ??

      I thought it was the Chocolate Inquiry because I was so smooth, sugary sweet and dark coloured ??


  54. 190
    Simple Simon ( no I dont want to be Birmingham's mayor) says:

    Why can’t Dave ask ” Do you still think it was the right thing to do to sell off UK’s gold stocks at the bottom of the market?”
    And have today’s valuation ready for the follow up.

    All the plebs are selling off their gold now and this would resonate with them


    • 197
      Steve Expat says:

      The plebs are selling their gold at the TOP of the market – Gordoom Broon sold OUT gold at the BOTTOM of the market!

      From memory, if they had sold the same gold today they would be up to £5bn better off than they were!


      • 200
        jgm2 says:

        5bn? Fucking peanuts. Brown will squander that between now and Valentine’s Day. And we won’t even get a fucking box of chocolates to show for it.

        The useless, incompetent, economy-wrecking c*nt.


  55. 191
    Sir William Waad says:

    Mike Dolley
    Fell of his trolley
    When he found his confidential email
    Had been leaked by some male or female.


  56. 195
    Anon says:

    If they get sheep to sign their memos etc,etc.


  57. 203
  58. 205
    Jerry Attrick says:

    O/T. Pickles has written to Brown



  59. 217
    Joe Public says:

    How is it that David Cameron is so effectively fighting on Labour’s own terms. Rather than continuously pointing out all the governments faults and constantly drilling into the electorate how bad this lot really are, he simply gets caught trying to make guarantees and pledges he later reverses and promises he can’t fund. He needs to change the narrative and start to fight to his strengths. 13 years of a Labour government and he can’t find any point of weakness in their armour? Stop trying to be all things to all people and start hitting those populist Tory messages.

    Promise a referendum on Lisbon, so what if he can’t actually drag us out. If the public decided that’s the policy they want then let them have it. At least he has the flipping mandate either way!

    Save our armed forces. Fight back against the complete lie that “we HAVE to work with our EU friends if we want to provide an effective force!

    Be explicit about health. Yes there will be cuts but not ONE front line role will go.

    Education is a shambles. Re-introduce comprehensive streaming and vocational schools. It’s not about Elitism it’s about helping the kids do what they are good at.

    Plus anything else that will win votes. Oh and whilst we’re at it create a rapid rebuttal unit aka Labour 1997. That stuff works.

    Finally attack, attack, attack.! No more Mister Nice Green Tory, take off the gloves and start giving the clunking fist a thump.


  60. 230

    “To: Battleground Directors”

    What the fucking fuck?


Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:


AddThis Feed Button

Guido Reads

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,647 other followers